#stardew-valley
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!elliott
ELT
so real
lHIS SPRITE FREAKS ME OUT
side eye
Has anyone else gone through the Shane to Alex pipeline
Alex is my least fav
Yurr
He’s my husband 😍😍😍
Then went back to shane cause Alex was annoying me
Based
I've only romanced alex so far
He always said the same shit over and over
penny best 😍
Meanwhile shane is calling me CHICKADEE
Never romancing alex
What did I do? 
Ok but he’s cute when ur the male farmer
I got MORE wild screenshots
😭
alex is not that nice to the girlies 💔 for the gays only ig
this
Sorry man 😔
I knew he was a fruitcake
Alex was catered for the gays(me)
LMAO
Haley is for the girls and Alex is for the boys
THIS
alex is a comphet fr
yeah i'm playing as the girl farmer and he's pretty stale but I still like him 😔
A what
haley and alex gay bestfriends
I like to believe Alex and Haley are THE mlm wlw duo
Btw if you play as the girl farmer, once you reach a certain point your parents will send you $500, but if you're the male you only get like 3 cookies
closeted gay person who acts straight to fit in with society's norms, thats my headcanon anywayz
YES!
3 cookies is brutal
i do love how every piece of bread in this game is stale and crusty on existence
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Haley and Alex love reality TV and will watch it together
i'm ngl it's kinda funny bc alex literally has posters of shirtless dudes in his room like.....
He uses the "I'm trying to get like them" excuse
Alex and Haley mlm wlw solidarity so real, I love to think that Alex was ranting to Haley about his feelings towards the male farmer and how he’s like “ok so he’s really cute and I love being around him but I’m not gay I swear” and Haley is like “🤦♀️”
fr, take "like" out of that sentence and his true goals are revealed
RIGHT
me when I fall for the bone headed jock types 🫣
which order should i buy joja in ( i bought the bus first please dont hate me for doing joja route )
I hate you>:[
going fishing tomorrow #justlikehitgamestardewvalley!
i dont hate you, joja route is fun
Joja route is for cowards who give into consumerism
cc takes way too long
Junimos 4eva!
one of my friends asked me why I chose him out of all the bachelors bc he seems gay and brought up the posters in his room 😭 gagged me fr
I got mine done on year 2. It was only the apples that made me take that long
tbh I love Sebastian too
HE WAS ON THE BEACH TODAY AND HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE “if it werent for the girls liking my hair, i would shave it all off. life is hard.” IM CRYING
HAHA😭
I don’t trust people who swear by the joja route
Real
hes my wife
me too!!!!
greenhouse>minecarts>bus>bridge repair>glittering boulder (said it in the non-spoiler way i think)
I would've got the greenhouse first but EUGHHH the quality crops bundle was somehow the hardest one
i was thinking of breaking up with alex but i don't want him to give me the cold shoulder, i can't bear w that 🙄
do it
Nooooo don’t break his heart
wait mae i heart your pfp
thats fair. honestly bus and greenhouse are both contenders for first place, i just wanted (greenhouse details)||year-round blueberries because blue fits the joja theme||
whos up to start a stardew valley with me?
should i change my pfp to my art or to something else
#1139016532966506576 is your friend i think
I know, ahhh it's so conflicting
change it to abigail
Scowling at you rn cause you like joja
hello guys, I want to ask how does autofeed system work in coop
thank you 🤠 I love cardcaptor sakura
What would you be leaving him for anyways
ok gonna draw her rn brb
Have hay in the silo
What's the best day of winter for an anniversary?
i have a separate mod folder that makes my farmhouse and UI look all blue for joja
lessgooo 😎🤙
ohh okie, thank you amani!! 
its such a cute show 
I dislike you>:/
I proposed on the 26th of winter so I was married on the 1st of spring
sebastian or krobus 🤓
they hate me coz they aint me 
🔥🔥🔥
And yknow what... just because I can.... I'm blocking you
What is good winter day for anniversary
Ok for krobus fair enough I love the little guy
For seb tho…
Okay I'm gonna have it be a night market day
I just propose on their birthday
it was one of my fav manga series I liked as a kid 🫶
sebastian just speaks to me and its so easy to know his schedule bc he is always in his room 🙏
Need a rain totem so I can get the proposal item
but yea i feel like i'm in too deep w alex atm
Or just wait for next year
What do you play on?
i watched the tv series over quarantine
Switch? If you're talking to me
Yknow it would be so much easier to help if people actually put the device they use to play on in their roles-_-
Then I can't help
switch squad 😔
I was gonna say, the stardew valley expanded mod has a mermaid that you can buy a pendant from any day any season
I started on switch but then went over to laptop cause I couldn't find any helpful videos about stardew that didn't involve someone using mods
I put it in my name so people don't have to ask anymore 
started on console but got bored of waiting for the 1.6 update so i swapped to PC teehee
You can put 1.5 silly
Rip non pc players 
Real reason I went to pc... autofisher
I needed an autofisher...
I was horrible at fishing
Just wait til people don't read your name
more like REEL reason
thank you, thank you
ERMMM WHAT THE SCALLOP
Nty
preserved jar or kegs for strawberries profit?
EMILY WHY ARE YOU IN A SLEEVELESS DEESS IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER
Try both with one and see the profit differences, best way to check
Keg
Kegs for fruit, preserve jars for veg
lurks 
Haley is best girl
CORRECT!

facts.
NFL Draft music theme 
SalvyMemeGuy99 is proud to select...Haley, from Stardew Valley

...the fourteenth of spring...
June 14? Cuz I'm an Aries
I always marry penny whenever I make a save 
was there a place where you could buy seeds all-season around?
Why does Haley makes me wanna sing? She's melting my heart just like the PPSH-41 from Phantom Forces

Anyways, I played HuniePop, Crush Crush, some Monster Prom, Booty Calls, and here I am looking forward to complete Haley from Stardew Valley
Quest games and somewhat open world have always been my favorite
coral island is kind of similar! it's a farming sim (but with other aspects like mining, fishing, foraging, bug catching, and diving) but 3d and based off of indonesia i think? very cool aesthetic!
Still on that stardew grind don't worry
abigail pfp!!!
20/49 achievements, 91.2 hours, got in March 27th
Subnautica is a good storyline game
OMG YOU'RE SO CUTEE
Slime rancher is cozy and has like 0 stress
THANK YOU!!!! im pretty happy how it came out since it only took 20 mins ^_^
damn only 20 mins?? thats impressive
I'm a PC user btw
How much do pigs cost
I've got the 1st slime rancher on my xbox
THANKS ^_^
ADORABLE
I've really neglected the 2nd one. Doesn't quite hit the same
Stardew valley but instead of stars it was slime and suddenly the world was made of a jello like substance
i posted it in creative channel
I have slime rancher
On my switch!
Ooooo I didn't realise it was on switch
I play on pc with an xbox controller
Plortable edition
They're just slime poop
How much do pigs cost?
16k
Pigs are the most expensive but they’re worth it tbh
I thought sheep were
Truffles are so nice to sell and it’s daily production 
Sheep’s are second most I think
Truffle oil if you have artisan, sell iridium truffles if not
TYSM
Im too lazy for truffle oil, so I convert what I have and sell the rest (I have a full barn of pigs)
I wanna talk about and ask what games would be good but idk if it's allowed in the farmers chat but it can't go in off topic cause you aren't supposed to talk about stardew in off topic
which stardew character should i draw now
You can in #town-square , just not #adventurers-guild (regarding stardew chat)
Why does Emily send me wool like she has a schedule
Where to fish in rainy summer days?
I think ocean is always the bet in summer
I can never remember even after almost 1200 hours
I mean it's not like I don't like it it's just girl where are you getting so much wool
#stardew-valley message fishing
Someone should pin that lmao
Tbh I always search 🌇
Seriously where do you get that much wool woman are you robbing Marnie?
The amount of wool she gets is scary
In the greenhouse, you can have 18 trees. That's enough for 2 of each tree plus 2 extra. What should I make the extra 2?
aw cant send gif
Most profitable tree, duh/lh/nf
Fruit trees have never seemed worth it to me
P for profit
yeah for real
Pomegranate and peach are most profitable
better u spend money for tea leaf
Note to self: Grow peach and pomegranate trees for profit
Thank you! I wasn't sure and reading the wiki confused me 😅
I want the joja mart to collapse with Morris inside
Oop no violence against the npcs pls
I think slight inconveniences are allowed though
Morris doesn't count, can't even befriend him
That said
Morris doesn't shower
I hope his glasses are constantly smudged
Like if he were wearing socks and stepped in a puddle
The only time my character ever consumed anything Joja related was two Joja colas she randomly fished 
Npc just means non-playable character
Morris probably doesnt tie his shoelaces just so people will talk to him to tell him to tie them
You can stay in Joja mart from opening til you pass out and he won't leave
That's such a funny burn /gen
:3 appreciate it
I don't think he wears shoes
True!
I have never seen this before
I think when they're closed he just puts his smelly socked feet on his counter
Cashier hates him
That's iridium, best quality best profit of the item
I meant the fact that it's an iridium quality milk, as opposed to an iridium quality large milk
I'm pretty sure it's just random which one you get, a get normal milks from my fully loved cows a lot
It's pretty rare though, no?
Farming skill raises quality and likelihood of big milk
I can't remember the last time I've had regular milk come from a cow with full friendship, let alone an iridium quality one
Does the farmer just have infinite jugs on them?
yeah
I just got my first ancient seeds
they probably dont wanna buy
Marnie though
I almost made a joke that'd violate rule 6 there lmao
She has cows doesn't she?
good name
I KEPT GETTING ALGAE IN THE ICE FISHING COMPETITION I'M RESTARTING THE DAY
thats wild
I'm using the other ice fishing hole this time
Until the festival I forage
How many fish do I need in order to win
lmfao😭
like 5 i think?
yeah 5
What's the prize even? I wanna know if it's even worth it
i feel bad when i win 💔 poor willy has to feel the burning shame
i think u get a hat..
ill spoil just in case some people dont wanna know but ||sailor hat, dressed spinner, magnet and barbed hook||
I checked on the wiki it ain't worth it
I'm gonna get a deluxe coop for wool first
In the "babies take after spouse" mod there's a setting that says "sebastian ginger babies" and you can choose yes or no... meaning there is a possibility he's naturally a ginger but dyed his hair black
It's very likely his hair is dyed I'm pretty sure Maru is his half sibling from the current relationship
Just checked the wiki and I'm correct about the last part
😭😭 he probably is lmfaooo
hes so emo 🖤
Maru is half ginger so he's probably full ginger
i bet he dyes his hair black
search his room for the dye
Sebastian’s dad could have black hair tho
Unless Robin is willingly dying her hair orange I refuse to believe he doesn't dye it
we'll find out search that mans room
I can go to the carpenter's shop when I have what I need for deluxe coop
Sebastians dad could have black hair and it could’ve had stronger genes than robins
Also why does Robin not just make you pay for the supplies used for stuff instead of making you bring her the supplies
And even if sebastian had orange hair i dont think itd be as strong as robins due to mixed genes
Probably cheaper to get it ourselves
I feel like he'd have light brown, if it is dyed, honey color ish
She has infinite supplies
You wanna spend money on her supplies for whatever you need her to build when you can get it yourself for free?
Id build my own stuff if it could
Yeah but that's a lot of workk
Have her teach us to build then we don't need her
Probably a mod for that
Ngl I wouldn't be surprised if there wasnt
Hi
Imagine if Marnie just gave you a bucket full of chicks the first day you have a coop
Nah community center
If I upgrade a tool at Clint's and its the 26th.
Will it be ready to pickup by the 1st?
So on switch version are u not able to combine shoes?
Indeed
Dang
goodnight
Jumbo Josh is in asparagus the canon
Why do you never see any house with a bathroom?
seeing as my farmer's diet mainly consists of spicy eel and coffee, i imagine everyone's just hiding their bathrooms /j
There aren't even outhouses
there is a bathroom in the spa however
1.6 ||with the new decorative doors, we can pretend to have bathrooms||
My farmer rarely eats and it's only salads and random things
I CANT GET A JAGOITE TO SAVE MY LIFE
[[Jagoite]]
dang
im gonna implode
predictor doesnt work anymore
!predictor
Want to know exactly when special mine floors will spawn? Want to know when you'll finally get that last mineral from a geode? Stardew Predictor can help you with that! BEWARE OF SPOILERS. https://mouseypounds.github.io/stardew-predictor/
its based off player not saves now
unfortunately so
ive tried using it and it doesnt match up to what i get at all
jagoite is the last thing i need then boom muesum acheivement
Can you place the worm bin anywhere? or does it need to be placed on a certain block like dirt or sand
yeah its about a 1.13% chance from omni geodes and 3.13% from regular geodes so regular geode are your best bet but jeez that's some awful luck
anywhere!
even outside the farm, but npcs can walk through it & destroy it if you place it in their path
im so tired of mining bro
Should I save Omni geodes or break them open :3
Save them. ||artifact troves|| are pretty useful
Break them if you're missing a lot of minerals though
!trees
Trees require one tile of space in every direction in order to grow. Normal trees can share a tile, but fruit trees cannot.
Once fully grown, you are able to place anything next to them.
(The left side shows the space needed for trees on their own, the right side shows the space needed for trees to be planted near each other.)
break some if you need the minerals but be sure to save some too! ||you can trade them with the desert trader for artifact troves and desert warp totems||
so once they grow they will be not affected w anything right?
Correct
thanks alot
What's the guy by the sewer gate behind a bush?
trash bear maybe?
Wants a fish from me
Need to get fish first, and I barely ever fish
||once you have the cellar from the final house upgrade, you get casks to age your wine in, which will increase its quality||
that's not very specific
/lh
I've never given him anything before btw
is Rhubarb any good ⁉️
yeah, it's quite good!
It's s the second-best Spring crop, especially on Deluxe Speed Gro
The first-best is Strawberry, but only if you already have enough seeds from a previous year
If you don't have spare Strawberry Seeds on day 1, DSG Rhubarbs beat them if also planted and watered on Day 1
Yall complain about marnie but Robin is JUST AS BAD
She's never at her station when I need her to be
if i open 34 geodes how tf do i not get a jagoite
Rhubarbs weirdly count as fruit so they brew into wine
thank u guys
Hm? AFAIK, Robin takes only one day off per week (Tuesday), where Marnie takes two (Monday and Tuesday)
And hell, you can actually catch her before she leaves on Tuesday and do business
^^^
Which one is better, ||Stone or big chest||
She is in range of her cash register at around 9:50 AM
like, to buy?
to use
They have the same capacity it all just comes down to which one you think looks better
which floors do slime spawn the most
Do you mean ||regular stone chest or big stone chest||
My bad i thought they meant wood chest or stone chest 
someone tryna pretend to get my steam account banned
||the big chest has a lot more room and the stone chest doesnt, as soon as i get the big chest i change it immediately lol ||
(ty for redirecting them!)
ofc 
Heya farmers 
Hey Seb!!
Hey Julien how many more days of school you got? 
Today is my last day, so no more school until August
How do I make the suit shirt?
congrats
Thanks Seb, I hope you are doing okay
Or pants
Appreciate it, a lil sick rn but otherwise doing well 
I hope you feel better soon Seb, get some more rest

Hey farmers!
Hey Dew
Hey Dew!
hey anyone know how to rotate buildings?
You can't
Pretty sure you can't
Every building in the valley faces south
Hey @waxen tiger , hey @sterile trench!!! How's it going?
I need Emily to give me more cloth/cotton for my suit for our wedding
I'm ok,a lil sick rn but good. You? 
I'm doing good, just eating my dinner, thanks for asking, what about you?
hope you get better
I wanted to build a furnace to smelt my copper ore but I apparently need copper bars for the furnace too and I apparently can't interact with the furnace near the blacksmith, how do I get my copper bars?
Appreciate it 
Getting copper ore should have triggered a cutscene the day after where Clint gives you a Furnace Recipe, crafting that and then interacting with the furnace with Copper in hand and a coal in inventory will process it
I'm sorry to hear, please do take medicine, eat well and rest up! Also I'm doing good tysm for asking! 
Sweet, I'm eating too! Enjoy your meal! 
it does take copper ore to craft
Huh? The furnace blueprint does not require bars
OHH i was looking at the charcoal kiln thinking that's the furnace mb sorry 😭
Reached 10 hearts with Sebastian rahhhhh!!!!
yay!!
YESSS!!! 
YIPPEE!!
As long as Emily doesn't know what I use the sewing machine for she won't know my plans
Of marriage
is the obsidian edge or bone sword better. obsidian edge does more damage but less atk spd
What can I use as black dye?
i wanna say ||void egg|| but im not 100% on that
wait coal!!
ayo?
how did i miss coal😭

^
Depends on whether you want to like keep things away as you attack or kill sooner
saw on reddit someone said 4-6 coal will make it fully black
if that resource is easier for you
well i was just wondering which had more dps
also what does weight do
on a weapon
It's a great emoji, isn't it?
oh ok
Speed itself is swing speed
Just guessing

Yessir
yes my wifeyyyyyy

Where is quartz most plentiful in the mines?
Which one?
Regular or fire?
Plain
Refined is level 51-90
hey anyone got tips to maxing foraging?
grow alot of trees and wild seeds
Depends what version you're playing
Like, in 1.6, wild seeds are a waste of time. They're useful in 1.5 or earlier though
so real
they give like 4 xp each
...And 2 of those are Farming instead of Foraging
ok
i do not associate with anyone other than leah
😭
ive never gotten anyone to 8 hearts in any of my saves tbh
gonna make it a goal for this one ig
figure out what they like and spam that gift pretty much if you want to get a single one of them to 8
it's not too hard
ik
i normally just dont do it
leahs the only one i really ever do and thats just because she likes wine and is right next to my farm 90% if the time
🎶Se te borro la sonriisaaaa plays "Y Lloro" by Junior H & "Solo Te Quiero A Ti" by Los Temerarios
Hm....I wonder how much rabbits cost
playing stardew while watching a stardew video while chatting in the stardew discord
stardew maxing
OH MY GOODNESS I SEE MY OWN MESSAGE AT A SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER QUALITY!
morning to everyone
I think I could pull off green for my wedding!
i think you could too
how os everyone?
Now what color for the sleeves...
yellow
Good. I found one disadvantage of Haley. She can be sarcastic sometimes
thats an advantage

I don't think analogous colors go together right beside each other in outfits
Is Haley bi or Lesbian? Cuz I've been looking through her fanarts
Bi because she's fine with either gender farmer
shes straight until youre a female farmer with 10 hearts
All the date ables are at least bi
cz she sayslike i didnt think i was into girls
I am a Male farmer
whats the best way to farm stone
so shes straight
she only 'becomes' bi if youre a female farmer romancing her
but like leah is bi from the get go
Go to the mines
How do I rizz Haley or something to reach lover level.
Cuz my goal to reach Haley to Lover tier
she likes flowers
Sunflowers
I havent bought this game yet. Ik it's like $15 on Steam
specific level ?
Any, lots of stones
all of them
You have to break them to even go further down
daffodls
None of the characters have confirmed sexualities, they’re all “playersexual” (will date player regardless of their gender). You can interpret Haley’s sexuality however you want! I headcanon her as a lesbian personally
:
All the dateables are attracted to farmers.
farmersexual
canon they only like farmers
yeah actually haley thinks youre icky at first
I'm just saying they only end up dating farmers!
ohhh
but you show her the ways of the farmer and she falls so
i caught a blobfish
Needless to say I keep Haley in check
Haley is ur chance at an enemies to lovers arc
Imagine if the valley actually had like any law enforcement and you could crime if you wanted to but you lose all your money if you get caught lol

The whole valley goes by the honor code
I want this ^
congrats!
i cort a blobfish 😄
i wanna be able to 'get rid of' lewis
Just have an election, duh
i want him 'gone'
I wanna run for mayor man
Expose him for his shorts and get everyone to kick him out of the valley!
With my funds, this town will be thriving
i just want to kill lewis
and have everyone acknowledge he died
even give him a gravestone
Ours him in the town graveyard?
How do I kill my vampire sims
yeah
maam this is stardew valley
Oh wait sorry guys wrong server
LMAO
STIP I KNOWNI JUST NOW REALIZED
so real of you
Well ya but I feel bad
What should i do with my 3rd prismatic shard?
Good morning everyone 
Good morning Haley’s 67818742th wife
Yes but I'm her favourite
im on the uh ||meadowlands||
Good morning
does clint come out of the blacksmith if he's working on your tool?
like after a certain time
I’m pretty sure sometimes around after 5pm he evenetuallt leaves his home
Like sometimes he goes to the bar-like area or whtever
I got a coffee bean from the mines what on earth do I do with it
you can plant it in the summer to get a coffee plant i think
Oh cool
How can I take hay out of the silo to store it?
Go to a chicken/cow barn, and click on the hay box
It’ll give you hay from the silo
Ty
Something popped up on my farm and Im not sure what it is. Its in between the fence that was put up already behind my house. It looks like a robot head
Is it a blueish like cylinder on your farm?
No my friend already told me about the aliens
is it better to starting decorating after the first year
Ahhh did you mary maru then?
She has robot like decorations around your farm if you marry her
nah guess by my namw
🥺 i love that
im still near end of summer
Im gonna go searching for more robots
where
Idk if there’s more than 1 but I remmène people talking about at least 1 it after you marry her
and i just remember owl event
Also you can decorate whenever!! I started REALLLLY decorating once I started my 3d year cuz I had started collecting more furnitaure by then and had better funds to do so
mkmk makes sense
If you put paths down does it stop rocks and trees from growing?
hi! is there a specific channel for asking a game question? the only channels i see rn are technical related
You can ask game questions here or in #stardew-spoilers !
gm people
ahh okay, thank you!
Ofc !!
im not sure but it would probably be safer than sorry to just leave the paths until the tree is fully grown
or maybe you could search it up
honey..... twin? 🤨
The internet said it should stop it from growing
figured!
Or at least slow growth giving time to chop
switch sleep
Is getting the game on another console (Switch) worth it if I already have it on pc?
If you use ur switch more often than PC than yeah, but in general PC is considered better since game-updates are quicker released, while other consoles are behind
How often do rabbits produce rabbit foot?
When the heck is 1.6 coming out on switch 😭😭😭
you should only get it if you want to play it on Switch when you don't have access to your pc
So sad 😞
#soon
Rabbits give items every 4 days. The more hearts you have with them, the more likely you are to get a foot. It's a bit rare at low hearts.
Okay ty
I'm starting to feel bad and I don't even play console ☠️
come long with us in the palace we sing somethings coming and cry on fridays
fr they come in and ask every day
and like i hate asking cause i know its pressuring ya know and this is a chill community (OR IT SHOULD BE) so like take your time but im living off zooloft ya know
i dont like bothering people but im anxious
anyways stardew love the linus he's jesus hidden to test how good are you
is there any benifit to having my chickens at full hearts
The more your chickens like you the more valuable their eggs
The more hearts, the more often you get large/quality eggs.
Large eggs = Gold quality Mayo.
At high enough hearts, you'll only get large eggs
i feel like when i dont pet chickens for some reason they always end up dropping their love at half its always small egg season its sad
If you don't pet them everyday then they gonna lose hearts
wat
What
sink??


i love englishing
i play on pc
Sad I can’t play with u
T_T i am too dw
THATS AMAZING
they came to me😜
HOW DID YOU LURE THEM IN
sure...
Or bribe them soooo🤩
☠️
whatever u say!
Trust u will be 100% dealt with later
I’m getting my super rich dad who own so many cars get you BANNED from ever getting cars

Don’t make me angy 😡😡😡
im goong to kms if you keep acting liek this

Don’t do that, instead kiss urself 😜
thats what i meant? what were u thinking
#Loveurself
🤨
idk whats going on in here but pls get back on topic
What happens if u divorce every bachelor and bachelorettes
Like r u gonna be the most hated person ever on the farm
yes
How do u know
i can see your future
Helloooo? I didn’t say I was gonna do it
I mean I could
But I would still be loved cuz duhh im cool
well when you divorce someone they hate the shit out of you
so if you do that to all of them im assuming they will all hate the shit out of you
In the game or like….
well in game but it could relate back to real life...
congratulations
Even if you love and make all of them ur boyfriend and girlfriends at the same time
You're still be the most hated
xD
I think everyone in town will hate you
But I’m so cool
is there no co op in mobile?
No
anaira‼️
omg anaira
is 1.6 on xbox yet
i know the only way ill play it enough unmodded to actually learn abt it is if its on xbox
Hi guys i just redownloaded stardew on Mac from steam but it doesn’t allow me to have the option to join friends through invite code?
no i dont think so, honestly i kind of forgot 1.6 hasnt been approved on console yet
sobs
ive been patiently waiting for it to come to the switch
Does anybody know how to fix this issue 😭
POV: I chose the best SV Waifu 
haley
Caught in 4k emote
the emoji hadnt loaded in before i sent that message

ive only ever played the game without romancing a spouse, but now im between haley or elliott for my first spouse
do haley
haha how could i have guessed
oh no never
elliots unmodded portrait gives me the ick tho
Same goes for
Messi > CR7
Adidas > Nike
Barcelona
> Real Madrid 
Capitals
> Penguins 
oh same, i use modded portraits
Same bro 💀
even if i wasnt a haley girl id say haley over elliot
real whos do you use
i use poltergeister or however its spelled
oh ive never heard of it lemme search it
theyve got different portraits and sprites for holidays and seasons its adorable
oh fun i love the ones that give updated outfits but updated sprites is top tier
elliot looks less like a gym bro and more like a writer
!elliot
Elliott has two t's in it...

😭😭
I am new what crops should i plant/
I've always wanted to do that
okay well
Cauliflower, blueberry, cranberries
not anymore
Or potato
i cant find your portrait mod 😦
ok thanks

lemme look and see
think you can go into one of the vc and help me?
Cant rn 😔
Omg is this your first time playing
What season are you in ?
Hey everyone
Hihi
i am on day 7
hello! how is everyone doing?
elt
good
my opp
Have you met any villiagers you liked 
Potatoes and strawberries are best for spring iirc
no not realy
Noy even sebby 🥺🥺
Sebby 
i have not really been caching them
Sebby

Yeah seb is hard to find
i will try herr=
Hi im from the futur 2030 1.6 aint released on switch yet
Seb is always in his room 
bless you , thank you
Seb is literally me
i memorized seba schedule for a while
*him sorry
Lmfao same
Haley sees this gift 
Haley:
"brother eww what's that brother?"
lmao
I mainly memorized his spring sched bc afterwards i have 2+ hearts anf i can just find him in his room
but who gives best perks for marring/
There aren't really any marriage perks
theyre all the same pretty much
mk
Other than sometimes spouses will fix fences, feed animals and water crops
But thats for all spouses
ok
I think i read some forum that said emily gave the best gifts
who is easesd to do?
To marry?
Sebby is easy once you get the sashimi recipe
Yeah you can grow hot peppers and give it to shane
i now see what you mean about him looking more like a writer
you can js buy a beer or pizza from gus and gift it
Linus best wingmam
i think i will do haley
Fr 💪
NO NOT BEER 😠😠
Also its lowk expensive for spring year 1
yeah he doesnt look like hes gonna tell me about a protein shake anymore
Don't enable his addictions !! /hj
i can make him worse ✨
yall want to go into a vc?
SCREAMINF 😭
im currently showering so i cant vc
mk
and when i get out its back to looking at freelance writing gigs
Bro put the phone away 💀
Why do ppl do that
😭
its not a wash day its a use the steam to clear my sinuses day
i need smt to do while im in here bruh
They're lonely
Okay okay makes sense
Bro i know some guy who literally goes on his phone while the showerhead is spitting water im like bro
Your phone gonna break 💀
if i was washin i wouldnt be on my phone rn tho
(it's me, I'm lonely)
we dont pay water bill so i can use this diy tactic to help my allergies
same
😭 stop being loneul 😤🤚🤚
its called i turn the water up hot and stand in the corner of the shower where it doesnt reach
sometimes ill stand in the water and just stare at the wall tho
I wouldn't be lonely if everyone I live with didn't work all the time 🙄 /lh /nm
well i have depresion
And then make up random scenarios with random ppl
i have autism
Same
literally i lose track of time daydreaming
my family thinks i do
YEAH HALEY GANG LESGO
Once i had a whole argument with my friend about something random (in my head) and got mad at her irl
who likes geods?
Tism gang 💪
i think imma stare at the wall rn for abbit actually
I havent spent the game yet btw even tho I have a lotta money IRL
ill be back
Mad you lost the argument 
which person like geods
oh
💀💀💀 fr bro
im new sorry
Crack open geodes
but emily likes the crystals you can get out of them
Dw, I get it !
no worries, that’s what this channel is for!
The wiki will be your best friend for a while (its still my bestie)
POV: You subscribed to Haley's OF

Me and wiki are literally like 🤞🤞
i am working on crearling my ffarm rn
One thing i do in yr 1 is use my excess energy at the end of the day to chop down trees and clear out the area 
real
Don't chop them all down 🥲
I was out of trees for a while because I chopped 99% of them down
i have cleared out a good are a for now
<@&239770080378880001> @knotty anvil is asleep in VC
Okay me fr 💀 but afterward i can just make oak tree farms
lol
What do I do after I download this game?
Play it /lh
I mean Im new to this game
i am join a vc if anyone wants to join
Idk.. im stil stuck on this step
Get you some crops and make a nice farm
nvm dont have perm to talk in them :(
!howtovc
Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak or stream in voice channels!
• In order to speak/unmute/stream, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!
To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: /lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!
Don't make it too big tho because you'll use all your energy on watering
You can make friends whenever ! Just chat with people and find people you vibe with
like, in the game or in the server lol
game
hehehhe oops
talk to them whenever you see them! you can give them gifts too
I mean same principle tbf
each npc has a birthday as well, you can check that in the calendar in front of pierre's and give them a gift they love for extra friendship!
he is very lower right of the town, across a bridge
right, not left
thanks
I know my directions
i am trying to find caves rn
btw there's an in-game map!
i found it i thhink
if you go to your inventory then navigate to the map tab of the menu you'll see it
nope not it jsut a random cave :(
where did you find it? on your farm?
the lumberjack?
carpente4r sorry
Haley Dakimakura when
i found the caves :)
It took me a while to figure out where everything was, and even then I forgot that I had to go to them 
i am in the mines rn
nice, good luck!
Nice !!
killed my first slime
make sure to mine as much copper as you can, and if you see gems on the ground (quartz and earth crystals, appear like forageables) be sure to pick them up!
Woohoo !
Typing best girl name(inspired by rappers)
Yeat= Hälëy
Playboi Carti
= °+°HaLeY°+°
how am i supposed to reach lower floors like 40? by the time i get to like 20, its already 2:00 am
is there any way to like save ur floor
On ||sc|| ?
whats sc
if you're in the regular mines (the ones in the mountains) then there's an elevator!
it saves your progress every 5 floors
how do i make msgs spoilers
!spoiler
To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. You can also type /spoiler. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.
To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.
i mean censor them


ooooooooooooooooo
it's at the back of the mines!
!spoiler so i can just go there and go to the lowest floor ive reached?
To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. You can also type /spoiler. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.
To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.
yup!
here it is
Not the lowest, it goes by fives, but basically
dw that's not a spoiler (and for future reference, the way you make something a spoiler is by adding || to either side of the message)
tyvm
tomorrow in game is Fall 1 and ive never made it this far before, crop suggestions? (not necessarily for optimal gold, but maybe ones people ask for and that i might need later on?)



