#stardew-valley

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past knot
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I love elliott

cedar jolt
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!elliott

novel thistleBOT
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vestal urchin
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ELT

fluid kestrel
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so real

still fox
slate peak
cedar jolt
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Has anyone else gone through the Shane to Alex pipeline

vestal urchin
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Alex is my least fav

past knot
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Yurr

cedar jolt
past knot
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Then went back to shane cause Alex was annoying me

vestal urchin
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Based

fluid kestrel
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I've only romanced alex so far

past knot
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He always said the same shit over and overSDVpufferwaaah

limpid raven
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penny best 😍

past knot
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Meanwhile shane is calling me CHICKADEE

vestal urchin
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Never romancing alex

crimson zephyr
cedar jolt
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Ok but he’s cute when ur the male farmer

past knot
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I got MORE wild screenshots

slate peak
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😭

still fox
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alex is not that nice to the girlies 💔 for the gays only ig

slate peak
vestal urchin
past knot
cedar jolt
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Alex was catered for the gays(me)

vestal urchin
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LMAO

past knot
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Haley is for the girls and Alex is for the boys

sweet escarp
fluid kestrel
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yeah i'm playing as the girl farmer and he's pretty stale but I still like him 😔

vestal urchin
still fox
cedar jolt
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I like to believe Alex and Haley are THE mlm wlw duo

past knot
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Btw if you play as the girl farmer, once you reach a certain point your parents will send you $500, but if you're the male you only get like 3 cookies

sweet escarp
# vestal urchin A what

closeted gay person who acts straight to fit in with society's norms, thats my headcanon anywayz

fluid kestrel
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3 cookies is brutal

sweet escarp
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i do love how every piece of bread in this game is stale and crusty on existence

past knot
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, Haley and Alex love reality TV and will watch it together

fluid kestrel
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i'm ngl it's kinda funny bc alex literally has posters of shirtless dudes in his room like.....

past knot
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He uses the "I'm trying to get like them" excuse

cedar jolt
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Alex and Haley mlm wlw solidarity so real, I love to think that Alex was ranting to Haley about his feelings towards the male farmer and how he’s like “ok so he’s really cute and I love being around him but I’m not gay I swear” and Haley is like “🤦‍♀️”

sweet escarp
fluid kestrel
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me when I fall for the bone headed jock types 🫣

wise salmon
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which order should i buy joja in ( i bought the bus first please dont hate me for doing joja route )

past knot
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I hate you>:[

still fox
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going fishing tomorrow #justlikehitgamestardewvalley!

sweet escarp
past knot
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Joja route is for cowards who give into consumerism

wise salmon
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cc takes way too long

past knot
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Junimos 4eva!

fluid kestrel
# slate peak RIGHT

one of my friends asked me why I chose him out of all the bachelors bc he seems gay and brought up the posters in his room 😭 gagged me fr

past knot
fluid kestrel
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tbh I love Sebastian too

still fox
cedar jolt
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I don’t trust people who swear by the joja route

past knot
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Real

slate peak
still fox
sweet escarp
past knot
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I would've got the greenhouse first but EUGHHH the quality crops bundle was somehow the hardest one

fluid kestrel
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i was thinking of breaking up with alex but i don't want him to give me the cold shoulder, i can't bear w that 🙄

sweet escarp
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do it

cedar jolt
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Nooooo don’t break his heart

slate peak
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wait mae i heart your pfp

sweet escarp
trail furnace
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whos up to start a stardew valley with me?

still fox
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should i change my pfp to my art or to something else

sweet escarp
fluid kestrel
trail furnace
past knot
vast pagoda
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hello guys, I want to ask how does autofeed system work in coop

fluid kestrel
cedar jolt
still fox
past knot
copper heron
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What's the best day of winter for an anniversary?

sweet escarp
trail furnace
vast pagoda
slate peak
cedar jolt
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I proposed on the 26th of winter so I was married on the 1st of spring

fluid kestrel
sweet escarp
past knot
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And yknow what... just because I can.... I'm blocking you

copper heron
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What is good winter day for anniversary

cedar jolt
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For seb tho…

copper heron
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Okay I'm gonna have it be a night market day

past knot
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I just propose on their birthday

fluid kestrel
fluid kestrel
copper heron
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Need a rain totem so I can get the proposal item

fluid kestrel
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but yea i feel like i'm in too deep w alex atm

copper heron
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Or just wait for next year

past knot
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What do you play on?

slate peak
copper heron
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Switch? If you're talking to me

past knot
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Yknow it would be so much easier to help if people actually put the device they use to play on in their roles-_-

past knot
slate peak
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switch squad 😔

past knot
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I was gonna say, the stardew valley expanded mod has a mermaid that you can buy a pendant from any day any season

past knot
# slate peak switch squad 😔

I started on switch but then went over to laptop cause I couldn't find any helpful videos about stardew that didn't involve someone using mods

copper heron
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I put it in my name so people don't have to ask anymore SDVkrobusgiggle

sweet escarp
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started on console but got bored of waiting for the 1.6 update so i swapped to PC teehee

past knot
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You can put 1.5 silly

cedar jolt
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Rip non pc players SDVkrobussad

past knot
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Real reason I went to pc... autofisher

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I needed an autofisher...

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I was horrible at fishing

slow mantle
sweet escarp
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thank you, thank you

still fox
cedar jolt
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Nty

subtle fjord
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preserved jar or kegs for strawberries profit?

copper heron
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EMILY WHY ARE YOU IN A SLEEVELESS DEESS IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER

copper heron
slow mantle
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Kegs for fruit, preserve jars for veg

sweet escarp
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with some exceptions

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(like 5 exceptions)

velvet narwhal
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lurks SilvervaleLurkings
Haley is best girl

sweet escarp
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CORRECT!

velvet narwhal
wide rain
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haley is my second

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leah is my first ❤️ ily leah

velvet narwhal
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NFL Draft music theme NFL
SalvyMemeGuy99 is proud to select...Haley, from Stardew Valley

copper heron
velvet narwhal
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What is Spring 14? I tried to calculate

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Sounds like a Metal Album

copper heron
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...the fourteenth of spring...

velvet narwhal
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June 14? Cuz I'm an Aries

manic vector
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I always marry penny whenever I make a save gigachad

copper heron
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Stardew months are whole seasons

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They don't line up to our years

subtle fjord
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was there a place where you could buy seeds all-season around?

velvet narwhal
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Why does Haley makes me wanna sing? She's melting my heart just like the PPSH-41 from Phantom Forces

past knot
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Are there any other games like stadew on steam?

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I like quest games:3

velvet narwhal
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Anyways, I played HuniePop, Crush Crush, some Monster Prom, Booty Calls, and here I am looking forward to complete Haley from Stardew Valley

past knot
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Quest games and somewhat open world have always been my favorite

shut carbon
past knot
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Still on that stardew grind don't worry

still fox
past knot
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20/49 achievements, 91.2 hours, got in March 27th

slow mantle
trail furnace
slow mantle
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Slime rancher is cozy and has like 0 stress

still fox
trail furnace
velvet narwhal
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I'm a PC user btw

copper heron
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How much do pigs cost

past knot
still fox
slate peak
slow mantle
past knot
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Stardew valley but instead of stars it was slime and suddenly the world was made of a jello like substance

still fox
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i posted it in creative channelSDVpuffersquee

copper heron
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I have slime rancher
On my switch!

slow mantle
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I play on pc with an xbox controller

copper heron
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Plortable edition

slow mantle
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Hehehe

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Plorts

copper heron
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They're just slime poop

past knot
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The plortable addition SDVpufferwaaah

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OH! I saw class of 09

copper heron
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How much do pigs cost?

cedar jolt
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16k

past knot
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Like 5000?... I think

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I was way off omfg

cedar jolt
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Pigs are the most expensive but they’re worth it tbh

past knot
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I thought sheep were

cedar jolt
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Truffles are so nice to sell and it’s daily production SDVcharcartpig

cedar jolt
slow mantle
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Truffle oil if you have artisan, sell iridium truffles if not

copper heron
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I got last year as my profit

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From yesterday

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2023$

still fox
cedar jolt
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Im too lazy for truffle oil, so I convert what I have and sell the rest (I have a full barn of pigs)

past knot
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I wanna talk about and ask what games would be good but idk if it's allowed in the farmers chat but it can't go in off topic cause you aren't supposed to talk about stardew in off topic

still fox
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which stardew character should i draw now

slow mantle
copper heron
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Why does Emily send me wool like she has a schedule

crimson zephyr
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Where to fish in rainy summer days?

slow mantle
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I think ocean is always the bet in summer

crimson zephyr
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I can never remember even after almost 1200 hours

copper heron
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I mean it's not like I don't like it it's just girl where are you getting so much wool

slow mantle
crimson zephyr
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Someone should pin that lmao

slow mantle
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Tbh I always search 🌇

copper heron
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Seriously where do you get that much wool woman are you robbing Marnie?

slow mantle
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She's a seamstress

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She's got connections

copper heron
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The amount of wool she gets is scary

sick lodge
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In the greenhouse, you can have 18 trees. That's enough for 2 of each tree plus 2 extra. What should I make the extra 2?

cobalt hare
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aw cant send gif

copper heron
crimson zephyr
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Fruit trees have never seemed worth it to me

slow mantle
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P for profit

cobalt hare
slow mantle
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Pomegranate and peach are most profitable

cobalt hare
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better u spend money for tea leaf

covert jasper
sick lodge
copper heron
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I want the joja mart to collapse with Morris inside

slow mantle
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I think slight inconveniences are allowed though

crimson zephyr
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That said

copper heron
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Morris doesn't shower

crimson zephyr
slow mantle
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Like if he were wearing socks and stepped in a puddle

covert jasper
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The only time my character ever consumed anything Joja related was two Joja colas she randomly fished SDVkrobusgiggle

slow mantle
sweet escarp
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Morris probably doesnt tie his shoelaces just so people will talk to him to tell him to tie them

copper heron
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You can stay in Joja mart from opening til you pass out and he won't leave

sweet escarp
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:3 appreciate it

copper heron
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I don't think he wears shoes

sweet escarp
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True!

sinful sinew
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I have never seen this before

copper heron
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I think when they're closed he just puts his smelly socked feet on his counter

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Cashier hates him

copper heron
sinful sinew
slow mantle
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It'll go back up to large in a few days

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Or it should anyway

copper heron
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I'm pretty sure it's just random which one you get, a get normal milks from my fully loved cows a lot

sinful sinew
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It's pretty rare though, no?

copper heron
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Farming skill raises quality and likelihood of big milk

sinful sinew
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I can't remember the last time I've had regular milk come from a cow with full friendship, let alone an iridium quality one

copper heron
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Does the farmer just have infinite jugs on them?

wide rain
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yeah

copper heron
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Why don't they sell plain jugs then?

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Infinite money

elder knot
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I just got my first ancient seeds

wide rain
copper heron
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Marnie though

crimson zephyr
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I almost made a joke that'd violate rule 6 there lmao

copper heron
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She has cows doesn't she?

sinful sinew
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(this name was the first name that came up)

past gate
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good name

copper heron
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I KEPT GETTING ALGAE IN THE ICE FISHING COMPETITION I'M RESTARTING THE DAY

past knot
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thats wild

past gate
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LOL

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how tragic

copper heron
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I'm using the other ice fishing hole this time

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Until the festival I forage

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How many fish do I need in order to win

slate peak
vital iron
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yeah 5

copper heron
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What's the prize even? I wanna know if it's even worth it

slate peak
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i feel bad when i win 💔 poor willy has to feel the burning shame

slate peak
vital iron
copper heron
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I checked on the wiki it ain't worth it

past knot
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I KNEW IT

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MOLLY I KNEW IT

copper heron
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I'm gonna get a deluxe coop for wool first

past knot
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In the "babies take after spouse" mod there's a setting that says "sebastian ginger babies" and you can choose yes or no... meaning there is a possibility he's naturally a ginger but dyed his hair black

copper heron
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It's very likely his hair is dyed I'm pretty sure Maru is his half sibling from the current relationship

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Just checked the wiki and I'm correct about the last part

slate peak
copper heron
slate peak
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hes so emo 🖤

copper heron
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Maru is half ginger so he's probably full ginger

rare nest
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i bet he dyes his hair black

past gate
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search his room for the dye

desert summit
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Sebastian’s dad could have black hair tho

copper heron
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Unless Robin is willingly dying her hair orange I refuse to believe he doesn't dye it

past gate
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we'll find out search that mans room

copper heron
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I can go to the carpenter's shop when I have what I need for deluxe coop

desert summit
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Sebastians dad could have black hair and it could’ve had stronger genes than robins

copper heron
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Also why does Robin not just make you pay for the supplies used for stuff instead of making you bring her the supplies

desert summit
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And even if sebastian had orange hair i dont think itd be as strong as robins due to mixed genes

desert summit
vestal urchin
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I feel like he'd have light brown, if it is dyed, honey color ish

copper heron
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She has infinite supplies

desert summit
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You wanna spend money on her supplies for whatever you need her to build when you can get it yourself for free?

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Id build my own stuff if it could

vestal urchin
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Yeah but that's a lot of workk

copper heron
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Have her teach us to build then we don't need her

desert summit
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Probably a mod for that

vestal urchin
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Ngl I wouldn't be surprised if there wasnt

near wave
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Hi

copper heron
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Imagine if Marnie just gave you a bucket full of chicks the first day you have a coop

near wave
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i love capitalistic SDV

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long live joja

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and long live my money

copper heron
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Nah community center

split marlin
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If I upgrade a tool at Clint's and its the 26th.
Will it be ready to pickup by the 1st?

near wave
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i won moneey

still fox
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goodnight guys!!

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just finished haley drawing

near wave
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(i hate my fellow neigbours)

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no

cobalt hare
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So on switch version are u not able to combine shoes?

cobalt hare
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Dang

past gate
maiden glade
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Jumbo Josh is in asparagus the canon

copper heron
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Why do you never see any house with a bathroom?

shut carbon
copper heron
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There aren't even outhouses

shut carbon
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there is a bathroom in the spa however

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1.6 ||with the new decorative doors, we can pretend to have bathrooms||

copper heron
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My farmer rarely eats and it's only salads and random things

chilly rover
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I CANT GET A JAGOITE TO SAVE MY LIFE

shut carbon
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[[Jagoite]]

gleaming girderBOT
chilly rover
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ive opened 500 geodes.

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not a single jagoite

shut carbon
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dang

chilly rover
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im gonna implode

shut carbon
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you could use the predictor

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if you're on pc

chilly rover
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predictor doesnt work anymore

shut carbon
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!predictor

novel thistleBOT
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Want to know exactly when special mine floors will spawn? Want to know when you'll finally get that last mineral from a geode? Stardew Predictor can help you with that! BEWARE OF SPOILERS. https://mouseypounds.github.io/stardew-predictor/

shut carbon
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is it not seeded anymore?

chilly rover
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its based off player not saves now

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unfortunately so

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ive tried using it and it doesnt match up to what i get at all

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jagoite is the last thing i need then boom muesum acheivement

keen pier
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Can you place the worm bin anywhere? or does it need to be placed on a certain block like dirt or sand

shut carbon
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yeah its about a 1.13% chance from omni geodes and 3.13% from regular geodes so regular geode are your best bet but jeez that's some awful luck

keen pier
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Thank you!

shut carbon
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even outside the farm, but npcs can walk through it & destroy it if you place it in their path

chilly rover
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im so tired of mining bro

fossil yacht
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Should I save Omni geodes or break them open :3

slow mantle
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Save them. ||artifact troves|| are pretty useful

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Break them if you're missing a lot of minerals though

hard condor
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is there any restriction on placing fruit trees

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any rule at all

slow mantle
novel thistleBOT
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Trees require one tile of space in every direction in order to grow. Normal trees can share a tile, but fruit trees cannot.
Once fully grown, you are able to place anything next to them.
(The left side shows the space needed for trees on their own, the right side shows the space needed for trees to be planted near each other.)

shut carbon
hard condor
slow mantle
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Correct

hard condor
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thanks alot

copper heron
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What's the guy by the sewer gate behind a bush?

shut carbon
copper heron
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Wants a fish from me

shut carbon
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oh yeah def trash bear then

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give him the fish

copper heron
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Need to get fish first, and I barely ever fish

shut carbon
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ah that could be a problem

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what kind of fish is it asking for?

copper heron
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How do you get a better wine?

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Blue

shut carbon
shut carbon
copper heron
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I've never given him anything before btw

hard condor
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is Rhubarb any good ⁉️

shut carbon
ocean vapor
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It's s the second-best Spring crop, especially on Deluxe Speed Gro

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The first-best is Strawberry, but only if you already have enough seeds from a previous year

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If you don't have spare Strawberry Seeds on day 1, DSG Rhubarbs beat them if also planted and watered on Day 1

past knot
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Yall complain about marnie but Robin is JUST AS BAD

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She's never at her station when I need her to be

chilly rover
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if i open 34 geodes how tf do i not get a jagoite

ocean vapor
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Rhubarbs weirdly count as fruit so they brew into wine

hard condor
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thank u guys

ocean vapor
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And hell, you can actually catch her before she leaves on Tuesday and do business

shut carbon
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^^^

cobalt hare
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Which one is better, ||Stone or big chest||

ocean vapor
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She is in range of her cash register at around 9:50 AM

shut carbon
cobalt hare
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to use

versed elm
# cobalt hare to use

They have the same capacity it all just comes down to which one you think looks better

hard condor
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which floors do slime spawn the most

ocean vapor
chilly rover
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never getting a jagoite bro

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where do i report a scammer here

versed elm
chilly rover
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someone tryna pretend to get my steam account banned

shut carbon
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@spare lava

silent jay
fair stream
shut carbon
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ofc SDVpufferheart

sterile trench
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Heya farmers aSDVpufferwave

waxen tiger
sterile trench
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Hey Julien how many more days of school you got? SDVkrobusgiggle

waxen tiger
copper heron
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How do I make the suit shirt?

sterile trench
waxen tiger
copper heron
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Or pants

sterile trench
waxen tiger
deft rune
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Hey farmers!

waxen tiger
sterile trench
glacial ember
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hey anyone know how to rotate buildings?

ocean vapor
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You can't

copper heron
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Pretty sure you can't

glacial ember
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guh

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why does this game hate rotating so much

copper heron
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Every building in the valley faces south

deft rune
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Hey @waxen tiger , hey @sterile trench!!! How's it going?

copper heron
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I need Emily to give me more cloth/cotton for my suit for our wedding

sterile trench
waxen tiger
lean rune
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I wanted to build a furnace to smelt my copper ore but I apparently need copper bars for the furnace too and I apparently can't interact with the furnace near the blacksmith, how do I get my copper bars?

sterile trench
fierce summit
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Getting copper ore should have triggered a cutscene the day after where Clint gives you a Furnace Recipe, crafting that and then interacting with the furnace with Copper in hand and a coal in inventory will process it

deft rune
deft rune
fierce summit
ocean vapor
lean rune
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OHH i was looking at the charcoal kiln thinking that's the furnace mb sorry 😭

keen pier
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Reached 10 hearts with Sebastian rahhhhh!!!!

shut carbon
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yay!!

deft rune
slate peak
copper heron
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As long as Emily doesn't know what I use the sewing machine for she won't know my plans

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Of marriage

ashen ridge
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is the obsidian edge or bone sword better. obsidian edge does more damage but less atk spd

copper heron
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What can I use as black dye?

vital iron
copper heron
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I'll try it

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I have the kind of chicken for ut

vital iron
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wait coal!!

vital iron
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how did i miss coal😭

copper heron
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I'm making myself a suit despite being a girl

past gate
copper heron
# ashen ridge ^

Depends on whether you want to like keep things away as you attack or kill sooner

vital iron
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if that resource is easier for you

ashen ridge
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also what does weight do

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on a weapon

manic vector
copper heron
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Dunno

ocean vapor
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No

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Weight is knockback

ashen ridge
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oh ok

ocean vapor
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Speed itself is swing speed

copper heron
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Just guessing

terse juniper
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who on thinking about the best wife

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(haley)

slate peak
past gate
terse juniper
winged orchid
slate peak
copper heron
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Where is quartz most plentiful in the mines?

waxen tiger
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Regular or fire?

copper heron
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Plain

waxen tiger
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Refined is level 51-90

glacial ember
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hey anyone got tips to maxing foraging?

flat fractal
ocean vapor
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Depends what version you're playing

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Like, in 1.6, wild seeds are a waste of time. They're useful in 1.5 or earlier though

flat fractal
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they give like 4 xp each

ocean vapor
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...And 2 of those are Farming instead of Foraging

ashen ridge
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what should i use my prismatic shard on

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i already have the sword

ocean vapor
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Sword.

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Oh

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Museum

ashen ridge
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ok

velvet narwhal
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I think Haley's a Lesbian
cries in Straight man

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A la cdtm

ashen ridge
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what about her requests

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like the eggplant one

flat fractal
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i do not associate with anyone other than leah

past gate
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😭

flat fractal
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ive never gotten anyone to 8 hearts in any of my saves tbh

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gonna make it a goal for this one ig

past gate
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figure out what they like and spam that gift pretty much if you want to get a single one of them to 8

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it's not too hard

flat fractal
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i normally just dont do it

past gate
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ah I see

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me in multiplayer forgetting the villagers exist

flat fractal
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leahs the only one i really ever do and thats just because she likes wine and is right next to my farm 90% if the time

velvet narwhal
copper heron
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Hm....I wonder how much rabbits cost

flat fractal
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playing stardew while watching a stardew video while chatting in the stardew discord

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stardew maxing

copper heron
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OH MY GOODNESS I SEE MY OWN MESSAGE AT A SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER QUALITY!

flat fractal
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its cos its on my shit monitor

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lol

oblique loom
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morning to everyone

copper heron
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I think I could pull off green for my wedding!

terse juniper
oblique loom
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how os everyone?

copper heron
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Now what color for the sleeves...

terse juniper
#

yellow

velvet narwhal
velvet narwhal
copper heron
#

I don't think analogous colors go together right beside each other in outfits

velvet narwhal
#

Is Haley bi or Lesbian? Cuz I've been looking through her fanarts

copper heron
#

Bi because she's fine with either gender farmer

terse juniper
#

shes straight until youre a female farmer with 10 hearts

copper heron
#

All the date ables are at least bi

terse juniper
#

cz she sayslike i didnt think i was into girls

velvet narwhal
#

I am a Male farmer

wintry yarrow
#

whats the best way to farm stone

terse juniper
#

so shes straight

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she only 'becomes' bi if youre a female farmer romancing her

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but like leah is bi from the get go

copper heron
velvet narwhal
#

How do I rizz Haley or something to reach lover level.
Cuz my goal to reach Haley to Lover tier

terse juniper
#

she likes flowers

velvet narwhal
#

Sunflowers

terse juniper
#

yeah

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shes kinda high maintenance

velvet narwhal
#

I havent bought this game yet. Ik it's like $15 on Steam

wintry yarrow
copper heron
terse juniper
copper heron
#

You have to break them to even go further down

shut carbon
copper heron
#

All the dateables are attracted to farmers.

terse juniper
#

farmersexual

past gate
#

canon they only like farmers

oblique loom
#

not at first soul

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as they said with haley

terse juniper
#

yeah actually haley thinks youre icky at first

copper heron
#

I'm just saying they only end up dating farmers!

oblique loom
#

ohhh

past gate
chilly rover
#

i caught a blobfish

velvet narwhal
spiral zenith
#

Haley is ur chance at an enemies to lovers arc

copper heron
#

Imagine if the valley actually had like any law enforcement and you could crime if you wanted to but you lose all your money if you get caught lol

velvet narwhal
copper heron
#

The whole valley goes by the honor code

past gate
chilly rover
#

i cort a blobfish 😄

terse juniper
copper heron
#

Just have an election, duh

terse juniper
#

i want him 'gone'

spiral zenith
#

I wanna run for mayor man

copper heron
#

Expose him for his shorts and get everyone to kick him out of the valley!

spiral zenith
#

With my funds, this town will be thriving

chilly rover
#

winter.

terse juniper
#

i just want to kill lewis

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and have everyone acknowledge he died

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even give him a gravestone

copper heron
#

Ours him in the town graveyard?

charred plume
#

How do I kill my vampire sims

terse juniper
#

yeah

terse juniper
charred plume
#

Oh wait sorry guys wrong server

terse juniper
#

LMAO

copper heron
#

But sun

charred plume
#

STIP I KNOWNI JUST NOW REALIZED

terse juniper
#

so real of you

copper heron
#

Vampires no like sun

#

Very obvious information

#

Just remove the roof

charred plume
#

Well ya but I feel bad

terse juniper
#

well you wanna kill them

#

you should feel bad

charred plume
#

Ya cuz I need money

#

Ugh wtv 😔 thanks anyway chat

ashen ridge
#

What should i do with my 3rd prismatic shard?

oblique loom
#

big coop, house upgrade or big backpac

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ok obv backpack first

#

they all 10k

sleek sparrow
#

Ofc backpack first

#

Instead of upgrading that coop consider making a barn

heady vine
#

Good morning everyone SDVemoteowo

sleek sparrow
#

Good morning Haley’s 67818742th wife

heady vine
oblique loom
snow lichen
#

its 1.6

nimble merlin
oblique loom
#

normmaly i remember

#

and duolingo i never downloaded duolingo

fringe lodge
#

does clint come out of the blacksmith if he's working on your tool?

#

like after a certain time

spiral zenith
#

I’m pretty sure sometimes around after 5pm he evenetuallt leaves his home

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Like sometimes he goes to the bar-like area or whtever

wooden sorrel
#

I got a coffee bean from the mines what on earth do I do with it

fringe lodge
wooden sorrel
#

Oh cool

lean rune
#

How can I take hay out of the silo to store it?

spiral zenith
#

Go to a chicken/cow barn, and click on the hay box

#

It’ll give you hay from the silo

wooden sorrel
#

Ty

clever quartz
#

Something popped up on my farm and Im not sure what it is. Its in between the fence that was put up already behind my house. It looks like a robot head

spiral zenith
#

Is it a blueish like cylinder on your farm?

clever quartz
#

No my friend already told me about the aliens

oblique loom
#

is it better to starting decorating after the first year

spiral zenith
#

Ahhh did you mary maru then?

#

She has robot like decorations around your farm if you marry her

oblique loom
#

nah guess by my namw

clever quartz
#

🥺 i love that

oblique loom
#

im still near end of summer

clever quartz
#

Im gonna go searching for more robots

oblique loom
#

where

spiral zenith
#

Idk if there’s more than 1 but I remmène people talking about at least 1 it after you marry her

oblique loom
#

and i just remember owl event

spiral zenith
oblique loom
#

mkmk makes sense

clever quartz
#

If you put paths down does it stop rocks and trees from growing?

void sail
#

hi! is there a specific channel for asking a game question? the only channels i see rn are technical related

crimson vector
errant panther
#

gm people

void sail
#

ahh okay, thank you!

crimson vector
#

Ofc !!

errant panther
#

or maybe you could search it up

errant panther
clever quartz
errant panther
#

figured!

clever quartz
#

Or at least slow growth giving time to chop

wispy valley
#

switch sleep

maiden tiger
#

Is getting the game on another console (Switch) worth it if I already have it on pc?

spiral zenith
#

If you use ur switch more often than PC than yeah, but in general PC is considered better since game-updates are quicker released, while other consoles are behind

fluid moat
#

How often do rabbits produce rabbit foot?

lost depot
#

When the heck is 1.6 coming out on switch 😭😭😭

past gate
past gate
#

being worked on

lost depot
#

So sad 😞

past gate
#

#soon

proud pivot
fluid moat
#

Okay ty

vestal urchin
lone shale
past gate
lone shale
#

i dont like bothering people but im anxious

#

anyways stardew love the linus he's jesus hidden to test how good are you

ashen ridge
#

is there any benifit to having my chickens at full hearts

solar cosmos
#

The more your chickens like you the more valuable their eggs

proud pivot
#

The more hearts, the more often you get large/quality eggs.
Large eggs = Gold quality Mayo.

#

At high enough hearts, you'll only get large eggs

ashen ridge
#

ok

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i have like 20 eggs on the floor lol i forget to pick them up

lone shale
#

i feel like when i dont pet chickens for some reason they always end up dropping their love at half its always small egg season its sad

vestal urchin
#

If you don't pet them everyday then they gonna lose hearts

steep flume
#

pat the chicken

past gate
#

time sink ahhhh

#

wrong sink ahh I english

steep flume
#

wat

vestal urchin
#

What

snow lichen
past gate
steep flume
snow lichen
steep flume
#

you are duolingo

#

you supposed to get angry

charred plume
#

GUYS I FOUND A PLAYMATE

#

IM SO HAPPY

#

I WAITED SO LONG AND SO HARD

cloud heath
#

GUYS IM NEW

#

AND I NEED A PLAYMATE TO PLAY WITH

#

WHO KNOWS THE GAME T_T

charred plume
#

I mean… u cud join us

#

But do u play on ps?

#

🤨🤨

cloud heath
#

i play on pc

charred plume
#

Sad I can’t play with u

cloud heath
#

T_T i am too dw

errant panther
#

ITS A MIRACLE

charred plume
#

SHUT UP

#

I DIDNT PAY THEM

errant panther
#

THATS AMAZING

charred plume
#

they came to me😜

errant panther
#

HOW DID YOU LURE THEM IN

charred plume
#

I DIDNT LURE TJEM

#

just trust I’m so awesome 😒

#

I didn’t threaten them either

errant panther
#

sure...

charred plume
#

Or bribe them soooo🤩

vestal urchin
#

☠️

errant panther
#

whatever u say!

charred plume
#

I’m getting my super rich dad who own so many cars get you BANNED from ever getting cars

proud cipher
charred plume
#

Don’t make me angy 😡😡😡

errant panther
#

im goong to kms if you keep acting liek this

errant panther
charred plume
errant panther
#

thats what i meant? what were u thinking

charred plume
#

#Loveurself

errant panther
#

🤨

charred plume
#

Speaking from the heart

#

❤️❤️❤️

#

Omg when I can I literally get my vc😡😡

viral herald
#

idk whats going on in here but pls get back on topic

charred plume
#

What happens if u divorce every bachelor and bachelorettes

#

Like r u gonna be the most hated person ever on the farm

errant panther
#

yes

charred plume
#

How do u know

errant panther
#

i can see your future

charred plume
#

Helloooo? I didn’t say I was gonna do it

#

I mean I could

#

But I would still be loved cuz duhh im cool

errant panther
#

well when you divorce someone they hate the shit out of you

#

so if you do that to all of them im assuming they will all hate the shit out of you

charred plume
#

In the game or like….

errant panther
#

well in game but it could relate back to real life...

past gate
neat loom
nimble merlin
#

You're still be the most hated

#

xD

past gate
#

I think everyone in town will hate you

charred plume
gaunt beacon
#

is there no co op in mobile?

magic frigate
#

No

slate peak
past gate
#

omg anaira

terse juniper
#

is 1.6 on xbox yet

#

i know the only way ill play it enough unmodded to actually learn abt it is if its on xbox

mortal sable
#

Hi guys i just redownloaded stardew on Mac from steam but it doesn’t allow me to have the option to join friends through invite code?

unique ice
hearty thistle
mortal sable
#

Does anybody know how to fix this issue 😭

velvet narwhal
#

POV: I chose the best SV Waifu aSDVhaleykiss

velvet narwhal
#

aSDVhaleyphoto Caught in 4k emote

terse juniper
#

the emoji hadnt loaded in before i sent that message

velvet narwhal
unique ice
terse juniper
#

do haley

unique ice
#

haha how could i have guessed

terse juniper
#

im totally not a haley fan or anything

#

completely unbiased opinion

unique ice
#

oh no never

terse juniper
#

elliots unmodded portrait gives me the ick tho

velvet narwhal
unique ice
gray anchor
terse juniper
#

even if i wasnt a haley girl id say haley over elliot

terse juniper
unique ice
#

LT's Portraits

#

its on Nexus, theyre great

terse juniper
#

i use poltergeister or however its spelled

unique ice
#

oh ive never heard of it lemme search it

terse juniper
#

theyve got different portraits and sprites for holidays and seasons its adorable

unique ice
#

oh fun i love the ones that give updated outfits but updated sprites is top tier

terse juniper
#

elliot looks less like a gym bro and more like a writer

crimson vector
#

!elliot

novel thistleBOT
#

Elliott has two t's in it...

crimson vector
gray anchor
#

😭😭

crimson vector
#

i

#

Oops

next hazel
#

I am new what crops should i plant/

crimson vector
#

I've always wanted to do that

terse juniper
gray anchor
#

Cauliflower, blueberry, cranberries

terse juniper
#

not anymore

gray anchor
#

Or potato

unique ice
next hazel
#

ok thanks

brittle plover
terse juniper
next hazel
#

think you can go into one of the vc and help me?

gray anchor
#

Cant rn 😔

next hazel
#

ok

#

i am waiting for shop to open

gray anchor
#

Omg is this your first time playing

crimson vector
#

What season are you in ?

waxen tiger
#

Hey everyone

gray anchor
#

Hihi

next hazel
#

i am on day 7

rocky hawk
#

hello! how is everyone doing?

slate peak
next hazel
#

good

slate peak
#

my opp

gray anchor
crimson vector
#

Potatoes and strawberries are best for spring iirc

next hazel
#

no not realy

gray anchor
#

Noy even sebby 🥺🥺

crimson vector
#

Sebby SDVpufferheart

next hazel
#

i have not really been caching them

gray anchor
#

Sebby SDVpufferwow SDVpufferwow

terse juniper
#

i use all of them

gray anchor
#

Yeah seb is hard to find

next hazel
#

i will try herr=

sharp oak
#

Hi im from the futur 2030 1.6 aint released on switch yet

crimson vector
#

Seb is always in his room giggle

unique ice
gray anchor
terse juniper
#

i memorized seba schedule for a while

next hazel
#

*him sorry

crimson vector
#

Lmfao same

velvet narwhal
#

Haley sees this gift SDVitemprismaticshard
Haley: SDVcharhaley "brother eww what's that brother?"

unique ice
#

lmao

gray anchor
#

I mainly memorized his spring sched bc afterwards i have 2+ hearts anf i can just find him in his room

next hazel
#

but who gives best perks for marring/

crimson vector
#

There aren't really any marriage perks

terse juniper
#

theyre all the same pretty much

next hazel
#

mk

crimson vector
#

Other than sometimes spouses will fix fences, feed animals and water crops

gray anchor
#

But thats for all spouses

next hazel
#

ok

gray anchor
#

I think i read some forum that said emily gave the best gifts

next hazel
#

who is easesd to do?

gray anchor
#

To marry?

terse juniper
#

shane

#

shane or sam are 100% the easiest

crimson vector
#

Sebby is easy once you get the sashimi recipe

gray anchor
#

Yeah you can grow hot peppers and give it to shane

unique ice
terse juniper
#

you can js buy a beer or pizza from gus and gift it

gray anchor
next hazel
#

i think i will do haley

crimson vector
gray anchor
#

Also its lowk expensive for spring year 1

terse juniper
crimson vector
terse juniper
next hazel
#

yall want to go into a vc?

crimson vector
#

SCREAMINF 😭

terse juniper
#

im currently showering so i cant vc

next hazel
#

mk

terse juniper
#

and when i get out its back to looking at freelance writing gigs

gray anchor
#

Why do ppl do that

#

😭

terse juniper
#

i need smt to do while im in here bruh

crimson vector
#

They're lonely

gray anchor
#

Okay okay makes sense

#

Bro i know some guy who literally goes on his phone while the showerhead is spitting water im like bro

#

Your phone gonna break 💀

terse juniper
#

if i was washin i wouldnt be on my phone rn tho

crimson vector
#

(it's me, I'm lonely)

terse juniper
#

we dont pay water bill so i can use this diy tactic to help my allergies

next hazel
#

same

gray anchor
terse juniper
#

its called i turn the water up hot and stand in the corner of the shower where it doesnt reach

#

sometimes ill stand in the water and just stare at the wall tho

crimson vector
#

I wouldn't be lonely if everyone I live with didn't work all the time 🙄 /lh /nm

next hazel
#

well i have depresion

gray anchor
terse juniper
#

i have autism

velvet narwhal
#

Same

terse juniper
next hazel
#

my family thinks i do

terse juniper
gray anchor
#

Once i had a whole argument with my friend about something random (in my head) and got mad at her irl

next hazel
#

who likes geods?

crimson vector
terse juniper
#

i think imma stare at the wall rn for abbit actually

velvet narwhal
#

I havent spent the game yet btw even tho I have a lotta money IRL

terse juniper
#

ill be back

next hazel
#

which person like geods

crimson vector
#

No one lmao

#

Everyone dislikes geode

next hazel
#

oh

gray anchor
next hazel
#

im new sorry

gray anchor
#

Crack open geodes

crimson vector
#

but emily likes the crystals you can get out of them

crimson vector
gray anchor
#

Ppl like things inside geodes

#

(Clint the blacmsmith will do that for you for 25g!)

shut carbon
crimson vector
#

The wiki will be your best friend for a while (its still my bestie)

velvet narwhal
#

POV: You subscribed to Haley's OF chad_moment DeadlySmirk aSDVhaleykiss

gray anchor
#

Me and wiki are literally like 🤞🤞

next hazel
#

i am working on crearling my ffarm rn

velvet narwhal
#

I am literally chilling rn

gray anchor
#

One thing i do in yr 1 is use my excess energy at the end of the day to chop down trees and clear out the area SDVpufferheart

crimson vector
#

Don't chop them all down 🥲

#

I was out of trees for a while because I chopped 99% of them down

next hazel
#

i have cleared out a good are a for now

subtle fog
#

<@&239770080378880001> @knotty anvil is asleep in VC

gray anchor
next hazel
#

lol

velvet narwhal
#

What do I do after I download this game?

crimson vector
#

Play it /lh

velvet narwhal
#

I mean Im new to this game

next hazel
#

i am join a vc if anyone wants to join

gray anchor
crimson vector
#

Get you some crops and make a nice farm

next hazel
#

nvm dont have perm to talk in them :(

shut carbon
novel thistleBOT
#

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak or stream in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute/stream, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: /lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

crimson vector
#

Don't make it too big tho because you'll use all your energy on watering

next hazel
#

i am only lvl 1 :(

#

and when can i start making freinds with people?

crimson vector
#

You can make friends whenever ! Just chat with people and find people you vibe with

shut carbon
next hazel
#

game

crimson vector
#

hehehhe oops

shut carbon
#

talk to them whenever you see them! you can give them gifts too

next hazel
#

its ok

#

thank you

crimson vector
#

I mean same principle tbf

next hazel
#

ya

#

where is blacksmith?

shut carbon
#

each npc has a birthday as well, you can check that in the calendar in front of pierre's and give them a gift they love for extra friendship!

crimson vector
#

he is very lower right of the town, across a bridge

shut carbon
#

right, not left

next hazel
#

thanks

crimson vector
#

I know my directions

next hazel
#

i am trying to find caves rn

shut carbon
#

btw there's an in-game map!

next hazel
#

i found it i thhink

shut carbon
#

if you go to your inventory then navigate to the map tab of the menu you'll see it

next hazel
#

nope not it jsut a random cave :(

shut carbon
#

where did you find it? on your farm?

next hazel
#

ya

#

i found something behind the lumberjack what is it i loks like a cave/

crimson vector
#
Stardew Valley Wiki

The Mines are located in the north area of the Mountains (northeast of the Carpenter's Shop and to the west of the Adventurer's Guild). They are blocked by rock debris until the 5th day of Spring (Year 1), when the Player receives a letter.

next hazel
#

carpente4r sorry

shut carbon
#

you mean the carpenter? the house with the blue roof

#

ah okay

velvet narwhal
#

Haley Dakimakura when

next hazel
#

i found the caves :)

shut carbon
#

mines are north east (right, then up) of the carpenter

#

nice!

crimson vector
#

It took me a while to figure out where everything was, and even then I forgot that I had to go to them giggle

next hazel
#

i am in the mines rn

shut carbon
#

nice, good luck!

crimson vector
#

Nice !!

next hazel
#

killed my first slime

shut carbon
#

make sure to mine as much copper as you can, and if you see gems on the ground (quartz and earth crystals, appear like forageables) be sure to pick them up!

crimson vector
next hazel
#

i gtg

#

bye and thank you

velvet narwhal
#

Typing best girl name(inspired by rappers)
Yeat= Hälëy
Playboi Carti playboicarti = °+°HaLeY°+°

steady ledge
#

how am i supposed to reach lower floors like 40? by the time i get to like 20, its already 2:00 am

#

is there any way to like save ur floor

crimson vector
#

On ||sc|| ?

steady ledge
#

whats sc

crimson vector
#

||skull caverns||

#

And its a spoiler so you need to edit your message SDVpufferheart

shut carbon
crimson vector
#

awwwwww

#

You type so fast

shut carbon
#

it saves your progress every 5 floors

steady ledge
#

how do i make msgs spoilers

shut carbon
#

!spoiler

novel thistleBOT
#

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. You can also type /spoiler. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

steady ledge
#

i mean censor them

crimson vector
#

Waahhhhhh

#

You're so fast omf

shut carbon
crimson vector
shut carbon
steady ledge
#

!spoiler so i can just go there and go to the lowest floor ive reached?

novel thistleBOT
#

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. You can also type /spoiler. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

crimson vector
shut carbon
steady ledge
#

tyvm

unique ice
#

tomorrow in game is Fall 1 and ive never made it this far before, crop suggestions? (not necessarily for optimal gold, but maybe ones people ask for and that i might need later on?)

crimson vector
#

marnie asks for amaranth !

#

and check the community center for which crops you need to donate for fall