#stardew-valley
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LMAOO
whos olivia?
Stardew expanded character
DID THE WIZARD JUST BREAK UP WITH ME EVEN THO WE ARENT EVEN DATING?!
This is literally me rn
ah
I'm devastated
Omg how?
What happened?
Aren’t you the one married to shane?
Hey y'all 
I've been trying to get a ss of them smooching
SEBENTHUSIAST!!!
hi! how are you today?
DEWWW
I left my house and he was there and he was all "The council of magic said I have to teach someone magic, so I can't teach you anymore"
Good! You?
Damn
i'm good! 
Bro, that's devastating
SebEnthusiast! You are gonna love what I caught seb saying the night of our wedding
oof that stings. i'm so sorry
OMG SHOW EM
Shareee
crazy thing is that this was the FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME
Meanwhile Shane be calling Amani Bugaboo
we got married and he didn't say anything till like 8pm
Good afternoon newed
SHANE CALLED ME PEACH, I DIDNT SS IT IN TIME
Also@past knot is that a mod? Cause that dialogue is different
I think its the True love valley mod
ya
Good afternoon Milky!!! How are you?
Ok ty!
I’m good
Aside from the fact that exam is tomorrow and I’m playing stardew
Real
i need to get off stardew, i've been playing since 7AM
Sweet! Enjoy playing and I wish you luck tomorrow!
it is current 6:15PM
Yeah, how's the future?
Also the fact i have 82.4 hours and i got this on computer may 27th
Good ig
Sweet!
It do be like that
Stardew is great
It's true
BIG ASS PICTURE
He’s recalling his Joja days
Imagine if stardew was like a murder mystery
And there was a secret killer in town 
this
its me
It’s me

Destroying the children’s dream by telling them the winter star isn’t real
Hey Milky!!
Hello Seb
Hello Julien
How are you?
Doing good, eating my dinner, then gaming, tomorrow is the last day of school for me, so thanks for asking
Hi milky
Hi Mimi!! I'm Mini
Hiii Mini!! 🙂 When did u start playing?
Hello mini
Mimi i mean
I got confused too much
nnmnmnmmmn
its okay hehe
When did you start playing?
Hello mimi welcome to the server
Heya, welcome! 
What sounds good?
Are you?
No, مسلم tho
I just learned how to write and read arabic
whats this have to do with anything
miMi
Most "good games" we're حرام. Since most arabs are مسلم they dont play it
Let’s not speak much about other games or trash other games, this is technically a stardew chat and server, #town-square or #adventurers-guild for offtopics 
So does winter just destroy wood fences? I thought they were breaking because of a storm or something
I know
Look at the adventurers guild, we moved it there. Dont speak without knowledge
All fences deteriorate after a certain amount of time.
Woah woah, I DID check soon after. No need for that
relax dawg they didnt know and personally i wouldnt check either
Ah so I did most of mine around the same time so that's why they are all going right now
Yes that’s exactly why!
Thank you mini 
Alright, i wished you did check first before saying anything
Its no biggie so, moving on
A cheap upgrade is stone, lasts longer, more durable
I just like how the wood looks I guess
That’s fair! Sadly they deteriorate the fastest, hardwood will soon become available maybe you’ll like that!
It is extremely expensive, but still has that wood look to it 
(Early game expensive, and off course it lasts the longest!)
Oh, so I unlocked the egg incubator. Do I just put any chicken or duck egg and it will hatch? Can I get special colors doing that?
Are you referring to the one within the coop?
Yes
1.6 really confused me on what is a spoiler and what isn’t, sorry!
No special colors, but pop any egg in!
They all take different times.
same here
Darn but I guess I don't have to buy more ducks. Can you sell the animals once they grow up?
ya
Yes, the more hearts the animal has the more they sell for. Personally to me it isn’t worth it
They don’t sell for a lot
Might try it once just to see i guess
What’s the fastest way to earn gold when barely starting the farm? (I’m on the first summer)
Something crazy is that I just remembered back in 2020 every night before bed for like 2 months I would watch "History of the entire world, I guess" and I knew all the words by heart, which makes me wonder what youtube video the stardew characters would put on to fall asleep
That’s what I’ve been doing but man I’m so impatient 😭
I think Sebastian and Sam would put on some random markiplier Playlist, like power wash simulator or something
Abigail would do 10 hour minecraft music with rain
Hayley would watch ASMR and nobody can change my mind lol
But not food asmr, I feel like she has a strong hatred for being able to hear ppl chew
She would like those wax and slime ASMR videos
YESSS
Like those tiktok stimboards where it looks like a bar of chocolate but it's actually wax and slime
Oh absolutely, she would love those so much
I think Pam or Shane would fall down the rabbit hole of "real or cake" and start yelling when they got it wrong
a very sam thing to do
Yeah xD
I think Willy and Gus would watch cooking hack videos and just lifestyle videos in general
I think Alex is secretly really into reality TV and drama shows
OH HE ABSOLUTELY LOVES THOSE
Emily puts on snoopdogs streams cause apparently he streams games now
Alex and Haley watch shows like the bachelor or love island fr
Sebastian would watch Joe bartolozzi
Just a gut feeling
Sebastian would also be a leon kennedy simp
how is everyone
All of the Bachelors and Bachelorettes would simp for leon kennedy ngl
I know this is gonna sound crazy but I think Harvey would watch Kubscoutz
who’s
YOU DONT KNOW LEON KENNEDY?!
Not everyone is gonna

Lmao I don’t
hey all :)
Leon kennedy from resident evil
hi hi
The og bbg
mkmk
Ohhh that’s why idk who that is
LEON KENNEDY? RESIDENT EVIL?
how’s the farmers doing 
He's so fine😍
WHO MENTIONED MY INTEREST.
Sorry.
he is but im neurotic abr resisent evil
good!! hbuuu
Back to the topic of what stardew characters would watch to fall asleep
I just woke up from my nap and i saw that
Like I said before, i think sebastian and Sam would watch markiplier
hello everybody my name is markiplier
Put on his power wash simulator Playlist or something to fall asleep
good!! still procrastinating making my first farm
hahaha, good luck & have fun🤗🤗🤗
You ever think the farmer gets shouted at by the mom villagers whenever they get hurt in the mines or something?
not yelled at but scolded I think
Depends on the mom
jodi is a scolder..
Caroline is a silent frown, like a disappointed mom
that’d actually kill me I think
Robin would lecture tf outta us
I hate being lectured

so bad..
I can't handle being yelled at by someone like 10+ years older than me
Like WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME
I dont like it period like stop yelling
evelyn would invite us into her house and make us hot chocolate and tell us to be more careful
Pam would shake her head in disappointment
getting scolded by anyone in a position of authority😓😓😓
definitely ❤️ I love evelyn
she keeps sending me cookies in the mail
shes so cute
To be fair, if a grown adult is screaming at like a six year old, they probably shouldn't be a parent considering that yelling isn't considered a good way to teach people
i hate seeing parents treating their kids like this in public
Unless it's like a badass lil kid
It’s a very unhealthy way to solve problems, and can inherently give trauma to the child
theyre like 5 yrs old they arent gonna be perfect 😭
can we stay on topic please ❤️
Yall think George was a bad kid?
mmm
With how he grumbles to us he probably was
I thought I was? I’m sorry
George is totally the person who threw all the trash in the rivers
LMFAO
yeah he probably was a bad kid but he mellowed out like many old people
real
😭
but instead of becoming nice mellow (like evelyn) he became bitter mellow
How do you guys think Evelyn and George met?
oooh
I think Evelyn worked at a bakery and George went in every day after work to buy something so he had an excuse to talk with her
and that is the reason they match so well
seeing how tight everything is they prob knew each other from childhood and played together
i was gonna say that omg or she was a florist
at least I think they match great
highschool sweethearts ❤️
to me their chemistry seems it dates back a looooong time
love that
there is actually a line that says how they met
well what is it
There is?
idk if it’s considered a spoiler or not
idk
hold on lemme check the wiki for the actual line
censor it
They went to elementary together but George had to move cause his dad was involved in a war and they met again in highschool, she was working part time at a bakery and George went in every day after school to see her
I'm just making up my own story now
then he started bringing her flowers bc he knew how much she loves them
found it
Oh! And George would pretend like he didn't like the treats
love that idea though
|| “Did I ever tell you how George and I first met? He actually pelted me with a snowball in this very festival. He was a gentleman back then, and came over to see if I was okay.”||
awww
aww
that isn't nearly as fun:(
oh yeah I remember that
I WAS RIGHT
it is cute though!
I'm gonna ignore canon and stay in my own fantasy world
thats how headcanons work pookie
Speaking of pookie, apparently shane can call you pookie?
what
Names shane has called me since we got married: Bugaboo, Peach, Honey, Baby, Darling, Sweetheart, Bud, Sugar
HOW DO I MAKE HIM CALL ME THOSE PET NAMES 
HE NEEDS TO STOP CALLING ME BUD IM HIS WIFE!
that ones just funny ngl
im gonna tweak chat!!!!!!
but its his favorite beer
bud is funny though :3
Bud, not buddy 🗿🗿
I've got 2 mods that might help with it, true love valley adds more romantic dialog, and the immersive character shane mod
yeah
The second one makes it so after the certain event, beer goes in his disliked gifts
jooo I love that
that should be like.. main game it makes sense w his character arc
He doesn't relapse and apparently more cutscenes happen
it should have be in the main game, it would make more sense to his story. but ofcourse they did not 
Ikr, but after you get married it's like he relapses, cause he says shit like "cider or beer? What should I have today?" And I'm like... I JUST FIXED YOU
right??
Btw I proposed on his birthday
awww

our anniversary passed ages ago in my game.. summer 24
I dont think willy minded I didnt mean to steal his birthday
I didnt know it would happen then 😭
I will only marry any if them purely for personal gain nothing more and then divorce them
It should show up on the Callender
yeah but it happened after I proposed
damn
Eugh😐🤨
evil
yep
I did divorce Shane once in my first game
WHY
I'm gonna miss you Ama
I'm married to sebastian and shane and they are also married together, they are husbands
because when they aren't being useful its bye bye time
I give them morning kisses then they kiss eachother
omg why.. that sounds so ominous
Very cute
I did not like the fact that he relapsed right after I married him
Julien, context...
what if they feel like you arent useful huh
I am going to Florida next month, and I wanna say I will miss you before I go
well then that is a them problem because I bring in the moneyyyy
The immersive character shane mod I have makes it so he doesn't relapse
evil but smart
aww!! I hope you have fun in Florida :3 don’t miss me too much
I am indeed evil
I don't hate him anymore though 
And sebastian brought home a pink chair...
lmaooo good to know
That looks like it was stolen from a barber shop
no fr we have like 5 plants
and I brought home a cactus
He brought a tiny cactus and it was just in the middle of the bedroom floor
muhahahah
I was like "we don't have anywhere to put this"
Who’s Shane
Did you just start the game
our baby is probably so confused abt all these plants.. and the chicken statue we have
I keep giving him the chicken statue artifact, he likes it
Oh, congrats on getting the farmer role Jeans

I've found like 6
shane is one of the bachelors you can romance
Seb brought home a few plants and he gives a lot of coffees in the mornings
it is cute
is he hot
I think so… not everyone does
So proud of you Jeans
Personally i use Mono's portraits which makes him much hotter, along with everyone else
yeah
I'm so used to the monos portraits that when I see their basegame sprites it's like a jumpscare ngl
meow
I'm like "Woah!"
Hey Molly
lmaoo
hii julien 
shane is a cutie idc
I legit forgot what they looked like without the mod, I saw Pam without the mod and I was shook
😭
he have his moments ig 
I can't play without that mod, it's the best one
he has every moment
pam lowkey looks like my old schoolbus driver
Like asking me to go with him to the store cause he didn't wanna go alone
aww okay that IS CUTE

Then getting all embarrassed and shy when I paid for the groceries
I like having mods its just. my computer sucks so bad so it takes hours to.. download stuff
He was like "What did I do to deserve you"
that sucks
Me with my old computer
bc you have to download unzip move to mod folder 💔
updating mods is worse it took me 4 hours to update 11 mods
jeez
Bro I tried to play roblox on my old computer and it froze... and crashed
It was funny tho
my pc is fast luckily
my computer is so old but I cant get a new one rn so we ball
I use a laptop so
its good enough to run stardew ❤️
i use apple 💔 its not bad but not really for gaming 😭
The fans are like constantly running lmao
that is nice!
Stardew runs better when it's not plugged in but unfortunately I play full-screen meaning I can't see my battery and I don't want my computer to just shut off while I'm in the middle of a day or something
I havent played stardew all day cuz I took a fat nap for a nice chunk of the evening
I have apple as well for school and creative stuff
but for gaming nahh
I played from 7AM to 6:15PM
82.4 hours, got it on my computer last month on the 27th
damnnn
real thats why i usually play on my switch 🤭🤭
I need to psych myself up because.. I wanna terraform my entire farm and make it pretty this winter
smart !!
I could never
That's why I have bombs
bc rn my farm is so ugly
however I see that is is 3 AM >,<
Lots of bombs:D
totally forgot the time lol
you can do this ama 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I have bombs too..
Like an ungodly amount of bombs
go sleep!!
oh I can im just lazy
goodnight you all 
goodnight jeans ❤️
night night jeans
good point 
me
Mimimimi honk shoo honk shoo
like my creative juices have to spark.. need to hit me like lightning
Have you tried eating a bowl of cereal at 8PM?
this is why i take 6 month long breaks from acnh
I dont like cereal that much
Does cereal like you?
yeah actually its a very one sided relationship
How sad. Just don't let those feelings turn to aggression. You don't want to become a cereal .....
Lmaooo
cinamon toast crunch tho?
if i had marshmallows on cinamon toast crunch itd be worth the dentist appointment
but yes stardew valley great game i really like the potatoes
hi, i just got the game on PC and after I created my character I had to plant some seeds but after they grew when I tried collecting them my character would just destroy them instead of collecting, I tried changing tools but nothing happened, how can I actually collect the stuff I plant?
also how do I enter the house? I kept spamming all kinds of keys but I can't enter the damn house
Collecting and entering the house are both clicks on the mouse !
Early game, you collect crops just by right clicking them when they're ready to harvest
(Right clicking, as Star already said, is also how you enter your house/interact)
If you use a pickaxe/axe, it'll destory them
Should i just put my blueberry and cranberry into preserve jar?
yow
that would be 1.6 content which I don't believe can be mentioned here with spoilers ❤️
Ah okay, time to create a lot of preserve jar, now the problem is how to get a lot of coal
mines and farm dust sprites
Still not enough
Mines
the tree in our back yard is finally gone, from the floods and storms last year it knocked over
buy from clint
Wait, i forgot i have ||burglar ring||
and it’s all i’m saying so doesn’t need to go in offtopic
Early game 1.6 content can be mentioned
You can, you just need to preface it by saying "1.6 content" or something and then using spoiler tags
I never knew the “1.6 content” thing
Yee, I would check the guidelines in pins :o
Do we really need to mention that in the message as well?
I usually just say something like: 1.6 ||spoiler||
Save up blueberries so that whenever ur in the mines you start vigorously shoving them down ur throat despite the little health+ they give you because desperate times call desperate measures
So people know what kind of spoiler it is!
Like whether it's a 1.6 spoiler or a post-cc spoiler, etc.
Yeah I did a few times
Makes sense
Well good to know 

Well then, if i compare preserve jar to 1.6 ||dehydrator||, which one is more worth it for blueberry?
#town-square if anyone wants to know what australia is like right now
Preserve jars will give you more money per plant. But work a lot slower. The benefit of the ||dehydrators isn't that they make a lot of money, it's that they process produce EXTREMELY quickly. I personally like using them for Blueberries and Cranberries, since usually I end up with 1000+ of them, and would never actually get through all of that in Jars||
Gonna go sleep, good night chat
nini don’t let the bedbugs bite!
So, i will go with both option then
Sleep well, Julien 
What seeds should i plant in spring?
strawberries potatos :3
Alr
rhubarb ? if ur y2+
heyy i got the game today and sunk 5 hours in one setting lol ,what's the best crop rn
Which season are you in? Still spring?
Or are you in summer already
Half way through spring
I bought a couple
Ah yeah that was the best one
Im not sure but i think 14ishh
Better than nothing
It’d have been best to put as much money into those seeds as you could

Pamatha
Yeah
All good just look over the pins again if you misunderstood
do u know the answer though?
Thanks guys❤️❤️
Probably not I haven’t really played that much of that part of the game tbh
I usually hit year 2 and burn out
Hm
I've never done it out of order like that so no idea
Ik you can change the "skins" but idk how/if that effects the other stuff*
Do I need a pathway in front of a fish pond to collect or can it be from any side?
Any side
Sweet. Thanks!
@oak knot şşst bir şey mi oldu


dewww!!
Where’s the mayors purple shorts?
In ||marnie's bedroom||
marnies
dam they were getting 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎
how am I supposed to get them if weee not friends
we’re*
Become un-not friends
how
Pumpkins.
Cranberries are good IF you have enough money to fill a designated spot with the seeds, but not if you're looking to spend all your money
Gift giving, talking, help wanted quests
talk & give gifts
okay so I have 37k
Cauliflowers for spring, melon for summer and pumpkin for fall
will I be able to reach that level of friendship before the quest goes away
what is the better option
I've heard there is a speedrun for how fast you can ||put them in the soup||.
The quests don’t disappear !
Pumpkin
Indeed there is 
alright thank you
No problem
In regards to profit? It's potatoes, blueberries, and cranberries for spring, summer, and fall respectively. You can do strawberries, starfruits, and gem berries instead, but those take extra effort of some kind to acquire.
Hey Molly! Got food :3
sgb is caca doe ngl
yayy! enjoy 
Thank you!! 
I have no idea what you just said :/
(sweet gem berry)
sweet gem berry is poopoo
It generates the most gold per day of all the crops in the game, even accounting for the initial cost.
We're in new farmers chat, so maybe there's still no starfruits and strawberries in his farm
I know. I initially said that potatoes, blueberries and cranberries were the best, though I felt it was important to include that bit of info as well.
takes forever just for like 3-4k rather spend money on other 
Also they're damn expensive, but you do got the point
I literally get 2k from a day of fishing alone. 10k if it rains.
idk where fishing came from friend
Sorry, at first I thought you were saying that the crops were too expensive. I misread that.
But I think you should focus on farming on your first year
If you only do farming on your first year, you won't get much done. It's certainly important, but the initial gold and energy from fishing really jumpstarts things.
Fishing's income is unstable
How so?
That's why you should only fish when you got the money to buy good rods
i feel like fishing is p decent when starting out but falls off after
There are times when you're unlucky
For sure. It's brutal when summer rolls around and you neglect farming.
Unlucky how?
Duhh, fishing up trash
Or only catching low gold fish
So you need a better rod for that
That almost never happens unless you're super low level. You should be able to easily hit rank 5 on the first week.
i havent fished much in my current save
leaving the fishing bundle last
We're talking about easy and unstable money income for first year
I've never even made it to winter before because of all the farms I deleted.
So first year is how I live.
Thats so real
farthest ive gone is y3
Fishing can also help you get fire quartz and gold ore for early minecarts, or gear to help you go deeper in the mines much faster.
I focused on farming on my first year and I manage to get 300k more or less gold
I'm hoping for a Y1 CC.
Hii I'm new to this game and stuff and I'm so confused can anyone run me through like basics 😭
If you enabled that in the charcter making area
Marry seb, frfr istg
I always do.
Then you can, trust yourself
The stardew wiki is a godsend
can i dono iridium if it asks for gold
I like blonde hot mean girls tho ☹ I heard that she likes help u on the farm while seb dosent do anything but ipl give it a shot
Fr fr
Haley ic
All candidates help you
Create a crappy farm where you screw around, then make your real one later once you have an idea of what you're doing.
Golden words
It's what I do for just about any game. It's why my first playthrough of anything is the second-highest difficulty, unless I've seen a bunch of gameplay from it already.
Download some mods where you can have that gurl
I do complete crap, no change
Okay thanks!
I'm playing on mobile sadly
Idk if you can install mods
I think there are some ways
Sorryyyy 😭 I'm not that rich
I download SVE and married victor immediately
dw, playing on mobile has some pros too
Just messing with you, though I can never do it myself.
Why?
It just felt weird since I never play on it and I just wasent used to it
Ima try again tho so wish me luck ig 🤞
hhi
Gowdluck
Hii
Haruuu 
Thx
how is everyone
good good
microwaved fried eggs are always werd
when they go cold and microwave them


Yea you can (idk if that's a question or you replied to the wrong msg)
Oh fr how?
Expansion mods are difficult to find
But there are some UI , or other accessibility mods there
What are expansion modes if you dint mind me asking?
anyone wanna play discord chess
Like sve
It adds some extra content made by the community into the game
No sorry 😦 maybe next time
Mpreg update when ? Ion wanna adopt so I won’t have kids till I can get Alex pregnant

🙈

Hi. I am looking for friends to play stardew valley with. I live in Australia. Is there anyone here that I can play with?
hi hi
Thank you
Thought this was a safe space and people would agree 💔

wtf
Why are yall not agreeing with me 😭😭😭😭
brb im edging in the corner
real. maybe not alex but real
You’re supposed to say great idea sister Grimm
YES ALEX
no not alex
Proof ?
wizard ❤️
YESS
I mean be free to be interested in what you like but ngl keep it away from me im scared😭
Girl ew….
Damn
Wait wait
Real 😣
watch what you say next
Nah you need to be on the same page as me
Shane such a nice npc
IM 16 DONT BRING ME INTO YOUR STUFF😭
Unlike Abigail 😷
🤺back i say
Who I really don’t like is gus fat ass
what did gus do? hes so nice
He opens too late
Not give me salmon dinner + scammed Alex of 5000 of MY gold to have half of a storage room
he looks like the shopkeeper guy from that one animation
skill issue he gives me freebies in the mail
I’m 17 so we will be on the same page
Not me im playing with my friends and spent 3 seasons trying to marry Alex 😛
And Pierre
I like pierre
No you dont
yes I do
I hate maru, penny, pierre and elliott bc they just bore me
He over charge shits annoying
Oh and demetrius bc who tf calls a tomato a fruit
oh and elliott I cant stand him
tomatoes are classified as a fruit
argue with science. so are cucumbers
But still nobody puts it in a fruit smoothie
Shits gross ofc not
Scientifically it is fruit but socially it is not a fruit
Depends on who you ask
Penny ass is just so BORING
I dont put bananas in my fruit smoothies does that make bananas not a fruit
True ig some may still think its a fruit
I dont put a lot of fruits in my smoothies. doesnt mean it isnt a fruit
Arent bananas a berry? Or did my friend gaslight me again😭
Gaslight]
Damn imma throw a banana at them
He stole my produce
Strawberry is also not a berry, but made of a bunch of tiny fruits
thats crazy. I dont sell to him
Am I tripping or did the server icon change literally just now?
it changed
Yeah! It did hehe
NO IT DID

AGAIN?
WHAT
This one is so cute
it was the pride thingy now its chickens
Server is gaslighting me now i swear it was a rainbow shell
yeah shell
It was, then it changed
now its chickie
Huh
I love junimos they are so me 
Ore tbh
Personally im a rainbow goblin

I think one of the chickens has a trans flag but i could just be blind
Hey farmers!
its around ifs neck
I want junimo back
!spoiler Oh can’t talk about the latter here
so then ore imo
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hey dew :3
Hey Ama!!! :3
Helloooo
!checkthepins wrong command im tired
To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.
Lmaoo
yeah spoiler ur shtuff man
Hi Mini! Hi Dewwy! 

dont come into new farmers w seasoned farmer topics!!! grrr!!!
!gah
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Hi Anaria!! Hii Mini!!!
Why is this a command?
Hiii
Idk LMAO
Why not? Lmao 😂
!eliot
Elliott has two l's and two t's in it...
gosh… I wish I could play resident evil
Hi waffle! 
Hey Waffles!!!
Theres silly commands
Yayyy hi hiiii

You put the L in Elliott
Oof
I ain't even do nun 
Omg sorry if I missed anyone, chat moves pretty fast
and you put the second L right next to her
WHAT THERES A NEW BANNER TOO
Aw
OMG THERE IS
JUNIMOOOOOOS
EW
Naw
EWWIE
WHAT THE !!!!

Omg jumpscare
try thinking of a worse ship
"Ew" we all say in unison
wtf
I know ❤️ I love that sticker
leon knows what you’ve done.
Wizard and abigail
Jail
mmmm… wizard and shane
They said worse not forbidden
Emily and Clint
I would but I got warned out of BS rumors
shane and anyone that isnt me!
Hello people
So, I got a bit of an issue. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think I'm making money fast enough with preserve jars. Like they take so long and are only slightly better long-term than just dumping all my potato harvest at pierre. Am I just being impatient?
Hello

Kegs is the ultimate way
Real
God no-
werent we able to get smelted quarts from the crystal in winter mines?
Hiii
Kegs supremacy
haiii :3
like a while ago
I believe you can yea
Its rare asf
I read this as kegs pregnancy
ummmm………… anyways
hey can i have a sprite for your OC?
LMAO
KEGS WHAT?
Idk if 1.6 changed it but you could
😭😭
Hey Milky!
No
Not really related to the question, but pickled potatoes sell for more
dammit
WHAT ARE YALL DOING TO KEGS?!?!?!
HELP
Uhhhhhmm
giving them clint kissies
Yea but nobody pickles potato
It’s only a good spring crop first year for quick money before egg fes
Making them produce wine ofc
Eugh
i read that so wrong please never speak again
CURSED
Eugh
its too late for this
11 second slowmode??? Nah
Anyone got a Prismatic shard I can borrow? I need to uh wipe everyones memory, including mine
omg free me from the shackles of 11 second slowmode!!! we get active for one minutes and now we cant speak!!!

You only really get two harvests after the egg festival if you buy and then plant. I wasn't smart enough to buy enough for year two, so yes while I do have strawberries growing, I also have potatoes
Thank you, time to do damage control 
Because thats just all I had spring day 1
gosh!!! this is horrible!!
she turned pink
Year 2 if people don’t have extra strawberries they usually plant || rhubarb ||
It’s the 2nd best spring crop anyway and its seed is readily available, unlike strawberry, so it’s more convenient
?
no why did you deslobify him
NAH
hes supposed to be gross
Oh deslobify lol
That would imply you got the bus setup by year two.
LMAO
Indeed
I think vault bundle only cost 42500?
Yep
Doable y1
Ofc
how many days for the ||mushroom logs|| and do they work when adjacet to trees
I just spent my money elsewhere
I mean it took me 5 ingame years my first playthrough😭
good lord my eyes hurt
My everything hurts (genuinely dying i didnt mean to sound edgy LMAO)
i dont like looking at that gif
Real
Okay back to hold to activate gif mode😭
I think it’s just cuz of priorities
If you put all money into the bundle it would have been done earlier than if you invest it elsewhere
you're gonna love this next one
i dont think i will
#images-and-memes might be better? 
I agree
Real
That one is sweet
This one is actually cute tho
guess no answer for me
that's both sweet and a bit creepy
Shepherd gang
That’s cute actually
Awww Marnie and the bby chickens
And not anxiety inducing lol
i mean look at that smile
okay marnie w chickies is cute but its a fake out
nah that channel is dead
Bc its images and memes
im not falling for ur tricks!
To #archived-update-spoilers you go cuz I don’t know the answer to this cuz I haven’t played 1.6 in its entirety yet
this is my physique goald
The junimos will worship your golden figure
I wish junimos were real i want friends
awesome
Same
lil guys that like to snack… like please live with me
OMG ME
take some apples give them arms and a face
thanks
But ya gotta drink the tree potion to understand them
I wish Krobus was real
Who wouldn’t want a roommate who’s a blob that || smells like burnt hair and tastes like black licorice ||
but apples will rot
Fake apple
maybe its how junimos die TT
Pass ‼️😇
cannot unsee that description
He eats the bugs too
Little helper friends
Extra points
i want them to make the cute noises they always do..
What is even going on
Junimos are friends not slaves
idk how to describe it… junimo chirps? theyre cute
The squeaks
yeah those they make me happy to listen to
this was truly a stardew valley
The real mystery of stardew is what do dinosaurs sound like
Chat is all over the place lmao
Rawr
they sound like dino :3 rawr
I like when they do their happy jumps when you conplete a cc section
ME TOO
Why aren't there pelicans in pelican town
im dying from cringe
Rawr :3 LMAO
Bc linus got them
h e l p
My SVE experience gave me a false memory that there’s a pelican statue behind joja 😭
I want more junimo squeaks :(
Real
need junimo squeaks 10h
then take one and squeeze them to make the sound
My sve + rsv save is slowly killing me
WHAT
I forgot what the vanilla map even looks like
i have so much homework to do 😭 i wish i could play stardew, i have such a bad headache but i have 8 projects due tomorrow

since they look like apples do you think there is juice inside of them
EIIGHTTTT?!??!!?
like junimo juice
DAWG.
YOU CANT EAT THE JUNIMOS?
I think that would make more of a scream. A cute scream but ya know...
90 percent of half of them are done
cute scream?
wait
Idc about Haley but her smile is genuinely so cute
Like I couldn’t hate Haley cuz despite her being so mean to me
When I can make her smile it’s like
It feels nice
maybe i should retake math 💀
omg I hope you survive that.. 8 is crazy
HALEY
WHAT
MY WIFEEEEEE
her smile is cute ❤️
My brain
I WILL FIGHT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING FOR HALEY
i am dead...
Same bro 😭
haley is nice actually
i cant find a bachelor/ette for me none of them are at my taste
can't wait till summer break
shes in my top 3 for bachelorettes
nothing but touching grass and playing stardew
they dont taste good enough maybe i should add some spices to the mix
Summer break except I have to work all summer
i love characters with good arcs
maybe you arent spicy enough for THEM
Like trauma
he would be great but can you marry it
why would they eat me tho

yeah if main game could stick with what they wanna do and let shane be in recovery
Don’t traumatize my wife haley
smh. hes supposed to be going to THERAPY!
if its quick enough she wont feel it
You can make him your roommate
WHAT?
great
NO MY WIFE
what are you gone do to Haley bro
MY WIFE
BRO HUH WHAT!!!!
DONT HURT MY WIFE
i need to get friendship up with george, apparently he's a great character and chsnges a lot throughout his heart events
I wouldn't be surprised
the same you do to that poor salad that gus sells
give it to leah?
perhaps
MY WIFE

consumption to fuel clay farming
Sell it?
/j /j
I never bought that salad
This is not an appropriate comment for the server.
He had the best character development in pelican town
My wife is saved
when I get food I either keep it and save the gifts people like for birthdays
alright my bad
eyyyy first sebby cutscene
so either consume haley for clay farming or give it to leah
Everyone's favorite basement dweller
seb is so emooo… I kept loading him up w void eggs and now im stuck at 8 hearts. womp womp
what its the options people gave me so far about what to do
what is he doing with that much void eggs
who said that 💀
They meant that salad😭
Why
I dont care im giving them to him
you lmao
