#stardew-valley
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burnt food tastes amazing ngl

Last thing I burned was cookies because I made them too big
What’s cheese’s original sell price and the sell price with the 40% increase?
Depends on the degree of burnt
Charcoal
Might as well just eat rocks
That's nasty. That's only good for bbq
230 and 322 for normal quality cheese
Well I am married to Abigail
RAAAHHHH I JUST HIT LEVEL 70 IN THE MINES (i hate mining)
I don't like Abbyyy
Nice only less than half to go
she was so mean when I married Seby
She doesnt like you
TRUE
Always tryna win those eggs from the children.
WHAT HOW
Yea cuz you need 9..
I thought you needed 7+?
Abby’s egg number is fixed
he does eat rocks
She just gonna have to get beat up for that 😭 /jk
She is the only reason I try at that event, I have to beat her
Does anyone know how I can get a keg for Pam's quest?
i won against her once and now i have sve which makes it more difficult
😔 I put a teddy in front of her door so she got locked in
level 8 farming i think
I thought it was, maybe (1.6) ||the requirement increases later on?||
i mean, in 1.6 ||i can get prize tickets||
you can make one or complete a bundle
Why are abigail and the farmer still allowed in the egg hunt
craft it
Omfg lmaooo
[[Keg]]
or from artisan bundle cc
either lvl 8 or 9
Thank you! 
OH
yeah artisan bundle!
My bad
or sometimes from ||prize machine|| 1.6
Is it not different for ppl on switch and mobile?
make apples
@cloud rover You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
cowgrats!
Oh god
that look like them
Thank youuu
Damn a junimo kart lover
i saw a junimos plush on amazon i think
Congratulations
Abigail is still in school so she can participate in egg hunt
And farmer is a newcomer so they want us to experience it
(Headcanon)
The best soundtracks in the game are junimo kart exclusive
Kinda crazy that abby is in school and we can marry her
bro this is the 3rd time SDV has crashed 😭
school like uni right 
Prob university
Who knows
She can be an adult and still take classes
Omg yes the last day of winter is about to end!!!
Gracias
Cool cool then we're on the same level
Who says you need to stop learning when you get older
Might divorce harvey
Saw on the reddit how it's probably as well bc of her daddy. Just theories.
Yayyyyy spring!!!!
Do it I did that
after doctorate i am DONE
i cant decide if i want to marry shane or elliot
i refuse to learn im closing my brain
HES SO BORING LIKE BROORO💀
Marry elliot
Why those two choices?
BRO MY BEST FRIEND SWEARS HARVEY IS THE BEST ONE TO MARRY BUT HE SEEMS BORING-
shane ruined my house so i was done with him
He looks boring.
I LOVE HIM SM BUT HE IS BORING COMPARED TO THE OTHER BACHELORS
My professor told me we should get a masters degree if we're considering being teachers and a doctorate if you're sure
harvey haters united 
😭😭
SHANE = 10/10 lore 0/10 after marriage 🙄
He has the least issue but also the most boring bachelor
is the coop just for extra money?
tbh i’m not sure, i kinda just picked a random two but i might switch shane out w someone, or just marry elliot
teachers deal w a lot tbhh like is the debt worth it
Yea u make good money with eggs and mayo
To this day idk why the game is like that but that proves that a marriage does not fix anyone or everything
RUINED YOUR HOUSE? nvm LMAO
Sam??
Stay friends with Shane and you would have helped him more
True but atleast the therapy should have done smth😭
i keep forgetting you can marry sam for some reason 😭
bc he acts like a teenager
The therapist had to go get therapy
Maybe he's meant to appeal to teenage players or something
literally all therapists have therapists its crazy its a whole scheme
I hate that I'm probably headed to have the same career as seb I don't wanna look like him
i will inevitably get a therapist bc im becoming a psychologist
Therapyramid Scheme
whats weong w being emo 
so true
I gotta branch out into something so I'm not like sebastian
Maybe a game dev or something
Seb is a game dev
My first harvest of pumpkins is almost done
Ever think about how when we start the game we have a list of all people in town, we don't know their names but we do know if they're single and available?
In your attempt to not be like Seb, you become Seb
Grandpa leaves that knowledge to you in your dreams trust me
WHAT
“source?” it came to me in a dream
I mean that does happen to Emily
LET ME LOOK N FIND IT
Guys my old hoodie still fits :]
Is there a section for tips?
That's kinda based
Youtube is full of tips
Based tips
No because oml I found out I can add cute symbols in the name slot by accident
It's so cute
Wait huhh
they have a shane plush no way
Is that an excuse to show how you look? Because I'd probably do that if I looked better
omg didnt know this either
Cant you add a random adjective?
Like random every time someone mentions your name
Did you do something wrong?
noo i just wanted to send something but not sure if i can
i skipped through this dudes diagloue why is he asking me Mushrooms or Bats?
This is why you don't skip XD
there is a cave on your farm that will spawn one or the other regularly
Shrooms
which one is better to go for?
it’s up to your preference really
fruit bat cave for fast cc completion, mushroom for passive income and life elixir ingredients
bat cave is good for artesian stuff but mushrooms i just use for health/energy at the start
Can you eventually swap it to the choice you don't want?
no you can’t change it sadly
Boooo
both are good tho
not in the vanilla game at least, not sure if you can mess with save files but i think there’s a mod for that
you can do more with the fruit tho
fruit is good for gifting too
my friend is on floor 13 and wont let him go any farther down, anyone know why?
mushrooms are good for bundles too idk too many pros for both
Cave? Break the rocks
in what
Find a ladder
the miens or ||sc||
he already broke all the rocks
How often do you want to check the cave? Mushroom spawns every 2 days and if you don’t pick them up, more won’t spawn. You can let fruit pile up for a couple weeks
All of them? That’s odd..
floor 13 is notoroius for not having a ladder under a rock
its prob from the monsters
Cuz the chance a ladder spawn increase with the lesser number of rocks left on the floor
(if your talking about the soil circle)
if the floor is infested then you have to kill the enemies
you could make a staircase if you need to if there’s no monsters
yeah but a staircase cost 99 stone
Hello
true …..
it’s so expensive for new players especially which sucks
the keep respawning
one will eventually have a ladder
hi!
what if theres a duggy?
like when you walk over tillable soil a thing pops out the ground
run around the soil to check maybe?
i keep forgetting saturday is willy's day off
Guys what would u name her?
idk why i’m getting heather vibes
Hello, a question regarding fishing;
I don't often go to the mines to get enough bug meat and craft them to bait. Would it be worth it to buy bait from Willy or it should just be fine to simply fish without any bait?
(Summer, Y1; no access to hardwood yet)
Thank you in advance!

her hair reminds me of a 50’s mom named Nancy lol
You can fish without bait, and bait is 5 gold a pop
I feel like you will be better off stocking up on bait if you can.
i'm getting Bea or Kait (Kate) vibes
It's a worthy investment. You don't always have to fish with bait tho
If only i was 1.6 i would use ||retro catalogue|| w her vibe
omg yes that would be perfect 
fishing without bait is PAIN for me
buy the bait
i dont make bait
other than wild bait
Hello Whyn
hey! how are you doing today? 
oml i forgot to get mega bombs
Level 10 fishing!!! Finally... angler or pirate?
Angler
angler
i chose angler
If you want treasure go for it but I like Angler
congrats!! and yeah what the others said lol
True and it also takes quite some time for the fish to bite
My precious time...
I chose angler 😌
It's really just a couple of seconds
precious time in the day
you only have liek 20 minutes
a day
I’m doing good, just chillin’, about to get dinner soon, and I’m gaming right now, next Monday is my day off from school, thanks for asking, what about you? All good?
Yeah but the game pauses once you start reeling the fish in.
it dosent when you're waiting
I ll name her beverly
Yeah I know but as someone who fishes oftenly on the game I feel as if it's not as much time if you plan out when and where you are going to fish for that day
that’s a good name
Miranda
Tbh miranda sounds like an old lady name
oh yeah i’m doing good, i’m glad you’re well and you get to relax for a bit
i’m doing the same lol
Fair
JUNIMO
what do i plant in summer year 1?
hi
Okay so miner or geologist
In my opinion blueberries
I chose geoligist
👍👍
ive seen ppl say miner is better for selling metal bars later
Can u reposition ur green house? And if so how?
i think i might change to miner i need ore ngl 😭
yes thru robin !
Does it affects ur crops inside?
no it shouldnt
mega bombs scare me, I almost always end up hitting myself lol
i usually j take the hits and hope i dont die and heal myself lol
I make sure i have an escape route before placing one
community needs hot peppers but the store is only selling normal peppers, are they the same thing?
almost blew myself up and died in ||skull caverns|| using like 4 bombs
theyre the same
oh ye idk abt u guys but its pride month for me rn 🎉🎉
and where do i get watermelon seeds?
Yeah the pepper seeds grow hot peppers
Pierre
pierre
oh nvm it was right there
All good!
i looked through it all and it was literally right at the top
They're just called melon, silly generic melon plant
Quality sprinkler unlocked! 
(proceeds to cry in Beach Farm)
I personally could never do beach farm 
hello - that must be upsetting lol
Hii!
and it's my second playthrough so it's not too stressing ...but it's still upsetting yes haha
I never tried it but from what i heard its not beginner friendly at all
I chose this life though 
I don't like the beack farm just because of the sprinkler reason
but the crates that was up are ok sometimes
I agree as you need to know other good ways to make money without have 100s of crops
Yeah once I get enough money, I plan to focus more on farm animals and such rather than crops
A different way to play the game compared to my first run (Standard Farm)
Also how do u feed ur animals if u cant get hay
Unleash the pigs 
You pray to yoba
Honestly the river farm is so hard to deal with
Grass actually grows on sand still!
OH YAY🎉🎉🎉
I've awoken!
I did not know that - thats helpfull
Hey Dew
my first farm was standard and my second is four corners

How do I break those annoying bushes that won’t budge no matter what
same - I only chose standard because I had no clue what I was doing
You cant😔
Hey Julien! What's up?
I dont think u can
Hi dew!
Hey Crim! How's it going?
Beach farm actually has a ton of grass spawned at the bottom area
and it just keeps on spreading like crazy which is nice; I plan to have my farm animals there in the future
but for now, just a single chicken coop beside my house is working haha
||Meadow lands sounds super cool i wanna try it once i finish year 5||
Thats a good plan
Going okay I'm 7 hours deep in a car trip 
Hbu??
It's so fun imo
It looks fun😔
I play on a switch btw so I dont have acces to stardew 1.6 yet but I am 25 years into a save and still not have done 100% perfection!
Oh geez that's a long ride, I wish you the best! Also, I'm alright! Ate something before hoping on and my phones at 100% WOOO!
Only "bad thing" is || at first I had no clue where the cave on the farm was||
Woah😭
I cant seem to get all of the cooking recipies but I think I just need to befried more people
I'm mad lol
Woah good luck!
u have queen of sauce recipes right
I saw a vid going on a tour so yay!!
YIPPIE
Yes I just need the friend recipes as I also need to do that and then I am done lol
Thats why they can pry standard farm from my dead hands
Good, doing gaming, about to get something to eat, no school next Monday, day off, thanks for asking, what about you?
Forest farm my beloved
Actually quite surprised there's so much grass present in a beach farm lol
https://imgur.com/a/foikTZr (Image)
I almost chose the river farm as my first save farm and am very grateful that I didn't as the layout of it is mad
River
It's like little islands to put stuff on
Omg i would cry if i lost a vegetable or something to the water
i think hill top farm is cute but kinda impractical sometimes
Of course, I'm just vibing. I just finished my food a few mins ago
I was actually going to pick Riverlands for my 2nd save, but I heard that fishing there is actually not too good compared to going to dedicated areas so I went with beach farm instead (also some more challenge!)
i chose it as my first
the only good thing along with others is probably that the ducks can swim in the water lol
It's the best part of the game lmao
That’s good, what did you eat?
I am yet to see that
I love when they swim - It's so cute!!!!
I might move my coop to see them swim
Just put a coop with ducks in them next to a body of water and let them free and pray they swim
The coop is next to water😔
Yea that is the only reason my coop is in a weird place - just to see some ducks swim
Ill just shove them in
Lol
Imagine if we can toss bread crumbs to the water to "bribe" the ducks to go swim immediately, rather than waiting
Maybe that would be cute as a mod 
Toss a whole baguette in there😭
I made myself an omelette and rice I was craving one since we last talked about it a few hours ago 
I would love to do that dhhdifo
I have mine by water and never saw one swim, until I started complaining out loud that they don't swim
New sea creature unlocked: the baguette
The alien sea creature
Yes
Have multiple ducks and pray one of them is a swimmer
The alien creature that can be seen in the ocean gave me a jump scare when I saw it
I didn't know it existed
ohhh yeah the sea monster!
THERES AN ALIEN IN THE OCEAN?!
it’s such a silly little guy
Hi aster!
Some sea creature
Yes he's silly
just a visual Easter egg though ^^
hey :ad
Damn😔
Also you know the incubator thing
:D
Where's the best place to get coal? The mines?
Like where did the monster go
Yes!
Dust sprites
it better pay rent if it touches my crops lmao
Unless ur rich
My personal favorite way is farming dust sprites in the frozen levels of the mines! I highly recommend monster musk + burglar ring if you have them
I want a dust sprite plushie
Early game coal and clay makes me cry
If you rich then buy it but better to farm dust sprites
I want the shane youtooz plushie
I'm 25 years in my save and clay is very rare for me lmao
That exists? 
I play on a switch and I tried clay farming but it didn't work 😦
Where are dust sprites? I just started a new farm after long time not playing
I think they spawn on level 40?
YEA
Frozen levels (40-79) of mines
[[Dust_Sprite]]
Oh my god...
I'm a Shane enjoyer and a huge fan of plushies
I'm in danger
Well, my wallet is haha
Just got to the day of the egg hunt
Not to be rude but shane is that one charecter who is in desparate need of saving by every one - but the blue chicken are cute lol
Im also a shane enjoyer and a big plushie fan😋
Hey aster!
Some plush i own are two batman ones a big forehead joker , deadpool and a tiny spiderman
I am not a plushie fan but honestly stardew plushies would be so cute!!
I may not be a Shane enjoyer but I am a sebastian enjoyer and a big plushie fan :3
The other day i found a stardew chicken plush THEY ALSO HAD A BLUE CHICKEN
Question - who is everyone married to in stardew and why. For me it's sebastion because he is a safe option in my opinion lol
A sebastian plush woukd be so cool
There actually is Shane and Sebastian plushies along with Abigail.... Unfortunately they're out of stock 
The blue chicken plush is BEAUTIFUL
Married harvey cuz mustache + doctor 😍 cons : hes boring
Lmao
Is there a site where I could view official plushies/merchandise? Even if they're listed as Sold Out, I just want to see haha
I pray to Yoba they get stocked again
Also married shane because his lore is everything to me and i love his design cons : he has an ugly room and post marriage dislogue sucks hes funny tho
Yeah let me link it!
Yea - I also married sebastion for the frogs you get when you reach 14 hearts in his room - they are adorable
Sanshee has the pics of the shane plush
YES - he gets a little table where they jump in in his room
yo you cant mention that here
I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I FOUND OUT LMAO
can't mention heart events without spoilers
sorry lol
I ended up with Shane on my first save, and still aiming for him on my new ones lol
Initially I was going to go for Elliot because I liked his visuals, but I always had a hard time finding him and I couldn't be bothered actually going to where he was 'cuz I'm always busy with my farmer life. On the other hand, I've always met Shane coincidentally when he's on his way to/from JoJaMart, as well as whenever I hang out in the Saloon after my Energy gets drained for the day
No regrets though! I love his character 
Leaf is correct
Thank you for the link! 
Please do not mention the heart events without spoilers.
I love him
If I get yelled at for not putting spoilers, i aint letting other ppl get away with that shit either
Equal treatment mofo
I might divorce harvey to get back with him
Of course, no problem!

He has a chicken with him in the plush oh my god 
I first married Elliot for the hair but then said no when his cheesy remarks gept going on lol
Inseparable
- kept
PEEPS
I couldnt get with a poet in game or irl 💀
I have a giant mushroom in my farm
NO HALEY
I want the Sebastian plushie with the frog 
chop it down ig
Boring
Keep it for aesthetics
mf do you want mushrooms or not?
Why would I chop down something so cool
Wait nooo the Junimos are there too
Too cute 🥲
Why are they so rounddd I love it
Mf idk what ya problem is and no I just thought it was cool. Lameeee
I'm sure they'll make the rest of the Bachlorettes and Bachlors someday
Right. It's making alien noises
IM HEARTBROKEN
I hope
bro thats gonna be so scary at night
If u look on etsy im sure theres ppl selling handmade stardew plushs
Thats so cute!
Im crocheting a junimo rn
Let's just hope!

Ooooh!
Ill make my own haley somehow😔
Do show once you're finished!
Lmaoooo
its like keychain sized since I don't have a lot of yarn
Tapping!
Ill print a photo of haley and slap it on a pillow
bro imagine leaving the mines and being jumpscared by a mushroom
Junimo Cart be my favourite mini game - the other one ( I forgot the name ) is just not my type of game or smth
Yup! But Etsy is too dangerous for my wallet 😂 So I'll hold back from looking at it right now haha
get one of the banners from amazon and have her right above ur bed
where should i fish during summer year 1?
OMG GOOD IDEA
I guess we could make our own plushies , me who doesn't have any sewing skills 
I have basic sewing skills
I have the bertram banner that says "I hate kids" lmfao
I can sew!
Except it's horrible. 😂
I only know how to sew a little - tried making a little pouch and failed lol
I made a hoodie
Im good at sewing, ive been doing it since i was 6
I sewed a tiny wallet before lol
Thats cool! Is it like a hobbie you do?
Like legit horrible, I remembered the time I did button holes for the first time in class and then my teacher had a very distraught face on them, while still saying "...Keep it up"
You guys are so lucky! I just got skill issue
Cool - did you keep it for memories or smth or just keeps it in a randome area like what I do lol
Not really, but my grandma taught me when I was little cause i was a badass lil kid who kept tryna climb anything that was somewhat climbable
Ive poked many holes in my fingers
And also kept trying to crawl under the porch apparently
Lmao - my brother in a nutshell
Be safe while sewing yall bc the needles hurt
I lost it cu i made it years ago but i can still sew pretty good 😭 i fix up shirts and plushs
Cool
does anyone know how to plant || ancient seeds? ||
I poked myself once and it hurt!
I just wrap bandaids around my fingertips so I dont have to deal with the pokes
Donate to gunther and hell give you the seeds and then you plant them but i personally prefer to plant them in the greenhouse
Yes - reccomend planting them in greenhouses and water for 28 days or mor
I'll keep that in mind!
I poked through a bandaid once😭
I sew extra slow so i dont accidentally prick my finger
These needles are deadly lol
Ouch 😓
I just keep going on with my day, its just a prick
Ive had a kitten, its the same thing
Until it starts to bleed and you get it on whatever youre sewing😭
ooh ok I'll try the greenhouse; for some reason they wouldn't plant outside
As long as I dont bleed from the needle I forget about it
I wanna give my sebastian plush button eyes
Usually it doesn't go that deep
Maybe not right season ig but i dont know which season they are
bro is on that coraline shi
They dont grow in winter if that is the issue - btw they dont grow in plant pots
me neither lol
I was impatient😭
Coraline is my favorite movie:3
LMAO
Omg thats so cute!
Same i was named after it

Everyone please be careful about off topics 
I apologize mlady
I have never watched coraline but I know the story and what happens
The vanilla Dorado sprite looks so delicious
Probably one of my favourite fish sprites lol
I love that movie!
right lol sory
Bro my FINGERS ARE SO SORE
We got off topic for 2 seconds
I've been crocheting a junimo for like an hour
How do we do this lol

Take a hand break
nuh uh
how much of the junimo have you done?
uh... half torso?
Omg an au where the farmer enters a secret door in the old grandpa's cottage when he comes to pelican town but everyone in the other world has botton eyes
I get it
I get you cuz if i stop i wont pick it up until a week or more later
I didn't start with a magic circle so
Im just gonna watch the joe bart stream while crocheting
Hii
Hello
But haleys eyes are so nice
hello and welcome :D
Hey welcome to the valley!
Hiya!
@upper helm You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
I hate the circle i always get my friend to start the circle’s theni continue on em
congrats!
Congrats @upper helm
Hat mouse certified now 
I’ve been non stop playing Stardew lately lol
Congrats!
I am still yet to get Cowpoke lol
Stardew is such an addiction
It really isss
Oh my yoba, cowgats!! 
Ikr - I started playing and kept going - I am now on year 25 lol
Like I can’t stop myself 
It sure is and I love it!
Omg lol that’s so far
why tf is joe talking abt cosplaying, bro this is not helpful for making a junimo lmao
I have aroung 300 hours of play on my main save
i’m nearly halfway to shepherd
Real
Everytime I do my freelance work, I have SDV as my motivation to finish said work.
Like... "Once I finish this, I can play Stardew endlessly for the rest of my day" 😂
I just recently got it for my Switch so I started a new farm on there
image perms when?
lol it has consumed all of my free time lately
Already on year 2
Cowpoke role
I still yet to complete the 100% goal - I am playing on a switch btw so I dont have 1.6 yet 😦

Once you level up to cowpoke
Fr
question - how much talking on a chat do you have to do to get cowpoke
Once you reach cowpoke, until then you can use #images-and-memes , you can also check your level in #governors-mansion using command lvl
i was about to ask
I kinda wish I got a Steam Deck so I could play on my couch or bed; I'm more into PC games so Steam Deck > Switch as a viable investment
It's hard to avoid spoilers on YouTube
Lol
Ikr
I got spoiled on so much when i was js looking for tips
I want to be able to move my house on the farm on my switch lol
thanks

for most people, when does money become less of a problem?
Fall
Same however the update looks amazing
For me at least
Pumpkins and cranberries are the best crops to make money
Pumpkin gang
I fish and mine a lot during winter so for me its winter
I love harvesting blueberries
The sound they make is so satisfying!
where should i fish during summer?
Yeah!!!
I fish at the beach but there might be better spots to fish idk
speaking of fishing, what do the bubbles do exactly?
I think the bubbles increase bite rate while they are there
so basically if i wanna get money i should just grow my crops, and then fish/mine
Ocean is best for summer
Thats what i do
Bubbles increase bite rate
is that what you do late game aswell?
Not really i mostly make wine late game
But currently im still early game on my most recent save
how long should i do fishing?
Question, do crows also target Flowers?
forever
i mean for money specifically
this game can be so overwhelming, half of the time i don't know if what I'm doing is correct
Hmm once you start to produce a lot of money from farming and stuff thats when i usually stop fishing
Yes fish forever

There's no right or wrong to play Sdv
and stuff?
Like artisan products
there's just so much stuff to do, so many items
does artisan products mean like eggs?
I mean, last message was a joke but I guess its also true. If you've planted and watered all your crops for the day and done all you need to in the mines, just fish. Fishing is good for money at all points really
No, that would be mayonnaise
Like wine, cheese, mayo etc
True but it's still fun
indeed it is, i love taking care of my crops and mining
You also have to fish to finish a part of the Community Center
oh yeah doing the community center and quests is also something i find really fun
oh ok. So crops and fishing early game, mid game is crops, artisan products, and fishing, and late game is crops, fishing, artisan products and wine? (which would also be an artisan product i guess)
would this be okay?
late game is
crops and wine
No more fishy
Same along with the barn and coop critters!
yooo i just got my first ||prismatic shard|| what should/can i do with it?
i have no idea what these are lmao
||galaxy sword||
are their any artisan products not worth making?
||Gift it to Haley||...||Just kidding. I think I'm using my first one for the sword||
how or should i just look on the wiki?
desert||, 3 pillars||
You don't have chickens or cows?
Omg did you guys hear the new eminem song its so dope
ok thanks
i have chickens
Oooh okay! Sweet!
nope, what's the name
sometimes i forget to do it
hiiiii!
Hey welcome to the valley, Jessie! 
Welcome
The better friendship you have with your critters, the higher quality of produce they give you like, silver and gold Star eggs. Always feed them and always pet them as that's a way to gain friendship with them
I mainly focus on wine but i do a little bit of the others too
Omg my internet
you can pet the chickens?
Yup!
yeah, right clicking (or whatever button) an animal will cause a heart to pop up and you gain friendship with the animal :)
ahhh i see, so that's what the heart is
what about the doodly thing they have sometimes?
That's when you don't feed them!
hiii!
The doodly thing means they're upset


oh 💀
When I get married can I make my wife do all the farming for me?
closest she does to farming is watering your crops occasionally
what does getting married even do
they either water it or they dont
u can get a ||stardrop||
also
fun
plus achievments
aswell as them doing chores
however you can become roomates with krobux
krobus
children, free breakfast, free gifts, occasional fence fixing, crop watering, animal care
And feeding the barn/coop animals along with filling the pet's water bowl
Plus it gets less loney on the farm
children?! oh hell nah
they dont do anything
for gifts?
You could say no
She does
alright bet, thanks y'all
Having more space than u know what to do with.. is troubling
btw
theres a wiki
[[Stardew_Valley_Wiki]]
^just be warned for spoilers
im fishing lvl 2 but i still cant use bait, i dont know how to put it on the rod
you need rod
fiberglass fishing rod
you need an upgraded rod it doesn't go on the first one you have
or higher
oh yeahhh
sebastion leaving his room
me with a iridium quality rabbits foot
outside his room
because its his b day
does the quality even matter
oh cool
YEAH LET'S GOOOO!
Awww so sweet!
YEAH!
Lmao don't we all?
not me
Hello everyone, I have one unnecessary key for Fallout 4, who wants to write in private messages
this isnt the server
for that
btw
Yeah
Should find a fallout server
don't post about other games here
lmao ^^
I’m sure there’s a fallout server you could ask this in!
But it’s not really. allowed here
atleast do it in the correct channel (even if you shouldnt do it in this server)
Interesting choice to ask here
true
No
No please not adventures guild
she she she I just want to be kind don’t attack me
Guide them to town square
Not allowed here.
We're not attacking you, we're just letting you know
yeah
you aren't being attacked
hi hi 
hai
Hey Nhil!
W
Sweet!
Currently getting 1k stone for her, 
underrated crop.
nope
i did this and was heartbroken when she rejected me (i knew it was gonna happen)
its overrated 😭
TIL: Traveling Cart is a thing. I got through my first Spring and never saw this 😭😭
fridays and sundays
traveling cart is one of my fav things
wish there was a pop up for traveling cart cuz i forget a lot 
the one time i did the maths it was good but my math aint good
like with the ||book|| for sure would love it
people already did that
Damn looks like I gotta put my pitch fork away
btw
I mean no comment there
Lmao 😂
right !!
you cant afford half that shit anyways when you're just starting out
good on your subconscious if you askme 😤
REAL
yeah i dont rlly check her when i start out
Just saw a naked rock crab…
YEAH LIKE!
its terrifying
It feels wrong to see what I just witnessed
Min maxer hearing about not checking the cart rage
Lolol stuff of nightmares
I’ll post it here when it
bro close your eyes its rude to see someone naked
wait
Uploads… 
oops
https://thorinair.github.io/Stardew-Profits/#produce_0-equipment_0-sellRaw_false-aging_0-planted_1-maxSeedMoney_0-days_28-fertilizer_0-level_0-season_0-buySeed_false-replant_false-nextyear_false-buyFert_false-average_0-fertilizerSource_0-seeds_(pierre_true-joja_true-special_true)-skills_(till_false-agri_false-arti_false-gatherer_false-botanist_false)-foodIndex_0-foodLevel_0-extra_true-disableLinks_false-crossSeason_false-foragingLevel_0 exists too (dont ask why the link is long idk why)
A Stardew Valley crop profits calculator and visualizer.
idk if theres a command for it
lol
!stardewprofits maybe?
A Stardew Valley crop profits calculator and visualizer.
ok
Rip
Put some clothes on 
kill it with fire
you bombed its shell
what did you expect
Ohhh that’s how it came offff
I’m so hungry, don’t know what I will be having

yes
Oops
bombed its house 
Look at that poor thing, shaking in it's boots LMAO
:(
Perhaps an egg sandwich?
Gives me an idea
I'm intrigued now
that doesn't sound good
strange bun!
Don’t know how to make that yet
I think I do have some eggs, but that’s breakfast
Now he’s really shaking in his boots
(Plus tophat because why not?)
hello my baby hello my darling
i love the fact that theres wines as artisan products
and then theres wine
the item

that might be the best thing I've seen all day
thank you guys lol
Stressed doctor
LMAO why is that so cute?
shouldve made it look like Mr crabs lmao
That is also a great idea
Omg all the farmers in chat 
Interrupted
Jukebox gang
farmer gang take over
Crazy
Wait till one of you levels up and they turn on you smh

Farmer chat! Farmer chat!
naturally
farmer gang farmer gang
Is 14 hearts the max?
They will understand 
i wann b purple waa
real
yes
Yes
if your married to them yeah
Sameee but it's sooo far
Is there like a cutscene or...
i struggle to see the difference in color between rancher and crop master unless i stare
yes
Hey leaf
K thx
i love how we have one checkup
hi 
I wish there was a prismatic rank 😦
what color would it b doe
ofc multiple colors matching the shard
just feels like it would be a good rank color to reach
could that even b coded in 💀
There's no way to do that I think
Been trying to play this video for the last like 5 minutes but nothing 
: (
IG could make it so anyone who ranks to that lvl could like pikc a color for their name or something
hm
Soon
prismatic rank lvl 5000 and when u reach it u get auto banned bc u need to go outside
lmao
It works now! The music 
gets perm muted and can't type or talk just watch
HAHAHA
I got eggs

nice !
Yesss!!!
its gonna take so long for me to rank up againnnn
Fr but it's worth the sudden surprise when you level up
lvling up is like finding || prismatic shards ||
Fr level 100 is madness 
ngl streaming stardew might be fun
Lmao true
Omg Yesss!
i need 114 lvls to go 
not really
I stream it here and there
just 300 more for me
😈
Hey Nhil
underpants rank woohoo
hi hi
indeed
How do you rank up?
What’s up
I still have a long way to go
by talking and engaging in the chats
nothing much j finished dinenr
Fr, I assume talking. But what else helps?
thats it
u j gotta yap
Just yapping?
yes
So no cheats like just being in the voice channel 
What's the peeps at joja-mart down there doing?
how much chicken feed is too much chicken feed for my first year?
maybe I will be in the vc tmr and stream some stardew idk
aka - hay
there isn't too much tbh
my youtube is broken cuz of autoblocker criesss how will i watch my streamerrr
lol
oof
But how do you concentrate on either?
How many seeds should I plant?
there's no possible way to bankrupt yourself is there?
i do both
as many as you like
You got two eyes, one for each task
i guess i can just go harvest flowers and stuff on the beach
i forget to play sometimes tho and forget i was doing but
thats what to dew mod is for
well I.mean yeah there is ig
Go chameleon mode
Nah fam I gotta do one or the other lol
Lmao 😂
Is there like an auto-harvester or something... My fingers get tired of collecting the crops 1 by 1
sort of but I'm not going to spoil things
That's late game stuff
Guys
At least I have a goal now
the time bar being yellow and its technically at the end of the video its an eternal looop
just get it from marnie
its not that late tbh
crops
I took way too long trying to figure out how to draw that crab 
oops
its cute
That's a crab? thought that was a spider
That's cute
what is the best way to find your first ||prismatic shard?||
I found mine by mining lmao
||skull cavern||
Heya, welcome! Usually ||skull caverns|| is the most reliable source
okay thanks guys
it’s still super duper rare
It’s the rock crab 
Saw him naked and gave him some boots thanks to @/whippy7067
Fishing and hope for treasure 
I mean not sure I'd call it super duper rare more just rare
that's not overly reliable
i made youtube work yuhh
isn’t it like 0.01 percent with mining in normal caves or am i completely wrong again
How are you y5? I don't think I've gotten past y3 ever
Ik I was just trolling..kinda
HUH naked? sus
no life lmao
uhh not sure tbh
I'm yr5 myself
I’ve seen folk in year 20
Lolol I prob would be y5 but I stay starting new saves 
Hey Seb
Hi Julien
i can’t ever leave my one save im commited
How you doing?
maybe one day I'll be in like yr1000
Good hbu?
same

what if theres a secret cutscene that far down that nobody knows about
maybe one day I’ll get a lesbian date but in the meantime i shall play with silly fellas in a pixel village
imagine
Doing good, just glad it’s almost the weekend, love your pfp
omg i forgot i got the dino egg
You can date anyone in the game lol
could honestly see it happening
nah I couldn't
Thx 
oh i could
I've seen people use mods to get like 1000s of years into a file to test how many events etc they'd get
I get shy in game-
ohhh yeah i meant more like i could see it being apart of the game one day if not now yk maybe a future update
ooh idk tbh if I could see something like that added
i guess only time will tell ~
Well, time for me to get cooking

im deadass nonverbal irl so Stardew is my training for irl talking
What you making?
@agile tapir You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Cowgrats
YAY
Congratsss
congratsss
