#stardew-valley
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what if they added gnomes to stardew valley and they would break into your house and eat your furniture
The decorators: screaming
lmao mei
Hi
welcome 
What if they add monsters that come in and eat your legendary fishes specifically
i already sold them all
what if they removed fish ponds
Hey welcome to the valley!
Noooo
I have a fish pond and I often fish to make sashimi for Sebastian
It's like my outdoor fridge that keeps the fish fresh lmao
You play mobile modded?
Can a steamdeck play with pc/mac??
would make it harder to get seafoam pudding
No they are talking about the fish pond im pretty sure
Yeah
You can stream Steam from there you’d just need stable internet & the computer to be on
I'm ngl i've never built a fish pond for seafoam pudding before..
When i need one I just go catch the fish idk
Yea the guy looks so nice
(can't see anything)
ok this is the actual guy
that is nothing
IT DIDNT UPLOAD PROPELY SHUSH
Bro's a whole porcupine
its more easily farmable with fish ponds
especially as the fish are seasonal so you cant always go and catch them whenever
This why i keep all the flounders I caught
youre a whole porcuipine
Can i have a pet porcupine in stardew
no
Nice!
Which computer? Like I’d have to turn my pc on?
NESSIE
Hiii, I just woke up LOLL
Me too
For a single second i thought ur talking about the actual lochness monster and i was like IN STARDEW?? WHERE???
You can play the same saves from PC if you have Steam cloud auto sync on (on by default) but if you wanna play modded then the best experience from what I heard is streaming it
There is
Nope
Wdym outside fridge?
Ohhh okay, my friends don’t play modded so hopefully it’ll be okay 🤔 Sounds like it’s gonna be difficult bleh
You can just play normally then from Steam deck
It’ll be on there
I meant the fish pond is like an outside fridge because the fish are still alive and I fish em then cook em for Seb
Ooo okay
I thought u found a bug lol
Yeah mobile things
Same
I won't do a joja save I refuse
I'm planning to do a Joja run on my second save
But I'm still doing some bundles to get their rewards first 
Hello
I ❤️ Joja route
Joja route is fun
Welcome 
Hii!
It’s true
Fishing endlessly and ignoring relationships in this save lol
ANAIRA!! How could you
how does joja affect stuff you unlock compared to CC
what's a relationship
🐟
Wha‼️
Joja not nice route 😔
Oh well
its easier 🫶

not significantly enough
On mechanical level you end up at the same place
God I miss my horse but not enough hardwood... Can't upgrade to Steel axe yet to clear fallen logs

Grow mahogany trees 😲
Oh yeah restarting is kinda funny
One player I watched restarted and was like "why am I so slow"
I don't think I have a seed of it yet; but will definitely do once I have one!
does pierre's still remain closed on the middle of the week
You got this!!!😌 I'm currently growing a forest on my standard farm lol with how many trees I have growing 🥹
I could barely do anything even after watering all my plants which makes me wonder if I "regret" planting quite a number of crops lmao
But yeah, got field snacks now too
Slightly better, but still a bit 'sad' that all our energy is gone, and that's by doing the bare minimum of watering our crops haha
Why is pierre closed in the middle of the week
like take a weekend off or something, not wensday
Having a tree farm/forest is so nice; I don't have a big one in my first save (standard farm), but I do have lots of pine trees planted at the Train Station
I chose to plant pine just 'cuz the trees don't fall off during winter and it's pretty that way
Wednesday as a weekend is actually a concept that's been around for a while
I can't really disclose that but I can talk to you about it in #stardew-spoilers
Because spoilera
new to me 🐟
i always thought it was 3 day weekends
are you going to explain why he's closed on wednesdays?
yeah some people are positive about it
No I was just gonna answer the question.
and the question was?
Is Pierre still closed on Wednesdays at the end
oh ok
I always thought he was closed on Wednesday because just like in rl everyone legally has to have a day off
Yeah the grey territory of i know what the follow up question will be which will be. Spoiler
helo i have questions
Hi!
Hi
I feel a bit silly going all the way to the actual beach when I'm playing in a Beach Farm right now 
My farm: "what was my purpose then?!"
cool
It's his family day. He says to you he closes on Wednesday to take time with his wife.
Lmao getting that exercise in ofc 😭
See? That’s so sweet. 💜
i have just started recently and i have never been so lost. i have a furnace and have got to lvl 11 in the cave. i feel like im coming to the end of spring and im off to an awful start. what should i do?
yeah obviously willy lives on your beach farm and obviously the crimsonfish lives on your beach farm and obviously-
I can tell you what happens after because it gets complicated.
That's where it would be a spoiler
There is no awful start, your progress is precious and no one can take that away from you
You go at your own pace
All good I’m not far into the game yet
so there isnt like at year 5 it ends?
Yes Wednesday is family day
When can I take Willy to live in my beach farm for realsies 
No, you can play for however long you want
I'm almost in year 6
There are people in the triple digits of years
phew okay so i have time
The Farmer is immortal
definitely
I know somebody who’s in there year 8 and is still playing
immortal, say less
immortality doesnt mean invincibility though 😔
kinda like animal crossing, right?
So one thing I will explain the story's time line only progresses through cutscenes. People have noticed events out of order and that's why
yeah
So outside of the story nothing ages
im not going to lie to you the only part of the storyline i payed attention to was grandpa going away ):
Y’all really making me wanna play right now
I got to year 2 and restarted 😂 now I’m back to year one
Definitely big sad
thank you new besties
Fr
I had a yr 4 save which I deleted
My acheivement farm is year 5 winter
Wow
Omg
Yeah I spent along time away from the game and didn't feel like playing that save again 😔
hello
Hey, how's it going?
Sup
I'm good how are yall
Let me guess experience for vc chat
yup lol
is mayo machine good for eggs
Yes always
Mayonnaise supreme
i can only make one since i only have one earth crystal 🐟
i like it on sandwiches
Mine level 1-20
ANAIRA hii again lol
120 floors
Earth crystal appears on the highest floors and comes from normal geodes
Highest being 1-20
Yeah
Hiii! Lol

What's the plans for today?? ANAIRA! I feel like I'm always shouting your name lol 😂
Goodnight farmers 
Sleep tight
Nini sleepy
Goodbye
Nini anaira
which channel is like considered main?
There are 5
Which channel is for non-stardew related stuff?
General chat is #town-square
Thank you!!
Thank you!!
quality sprinklers unlocked, bliss unlocked
It's a beautiful day!!
that's good! It's a dark night time for me idk
it's like 2 am for me
You not tired lol?
There's rest in the valley
There's a bunch of undetonated bombs waiting to go off for maximum efficiency
Yay I got the quality fertiliser and chocolate cake from the vault bundle
...
Cake is best
I've been gifted 25
That's definitely the quicker way to do it, but I hate having to get rid of my scarecrows if they've scared away a lot of crows
how do i get a lot of refined quartz, i need quality sprinklers
Smelt quartz
Toss Broken CDs or Broken Glasses to the Recycler and you'll get refined quartz! 
Sprinklers op
Heya, welcome! 
i can't wait to phase out basic sprinklers
hello david
It's been two months already!

2 months?
Hello welcome to the valley!
thanks for the warm welcome
i married haley now she doesn’t talk to me anymore
we just smooch
if i divorce her, what happens??
Tbh that's how I imagined a marriage with Haley would be
Huh?
You said it's been 2 months
I finally unlocked the Preserves Jar
Now I can finally make use of all these Roe
Yiippeee
i just got epic embed perm'd
Hi!!
Hey oldie
Chilling hbu
Same!! I'll be going outside soon
helloo
Hi
hi and welcome
welcome in!
hola
Welcome in Xanox! <3
ellow
its not that hard
Is watering required for the greenhouse?
ya
yes
prevents trolls/spam etc
pretty sure
for most crops, yes
So I can just set up a bunch of sprinklers in there? No crows, lighting , nothing?
that's post-cc btw, you can't discuss late-game stuff like that here
this is the novice farmer channel
also i dont think this can be mentioned here idk
yes, because its indoors
And they never go out of season?
it protects from all harm and allows your crops to sustain in whatever season
no
nope
please delete this
hot take most of the bachelors in vanilla sdv are kinda mid
||the greenhouse has climate control over all seasons||
The blueberry farming is gonna be insane
ty <3
y doe?
me personally i prefer starfruit/ancient fruit/pumpkins
.
i suppose, makes sense i guess lol
Oh
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no prob
ion even know what to say 💀
i like to say things about stardew valley here
things about stardew valley
yup
yessir
#town-square that's out general chat
what? >.>
#town-square is a chat for every discussion
I have sdv
why are there no older bachelorettes but the bachelors have shane and harvey or am i forgetting smth
why would you join the server if you dont like sdv
its literally the sdv server
Genuinely 3-4 people a week
Just show up and try slide into the vc then play overwatch
but why its the stardew valley server not the overwatch esrver
bro's exaggerating
How to get recipes that we missed?
I don't know there motivation as someone who spend like 9 hours a week in vc I see it alot
Reruns on wednesdays
how is this an exaggeration what
Year 1 recipes repeat in year 3
no I'm saying he's exaggerating, replying to you tho
oh, right
the vc has people playing all sorts of games
Heya, welcome! 
I’m in year 7 just need 3 more recipe to reach perfection idk how to get the complete breakfast
Oh thanks discord
Year one recipes are repeated in year 3 and each odd numbered year. Year 2 recipes are repeated each even numbered year.
how do you get perm to speak in channels??
Ah
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Ah ok thx
Talking in these chats
srry i meant voice channels
np 🍮
queen of sauce spring 21, year 2
dw ab it i'm in the same bout as you rn ;-;
You should also watch the re-run on wednesdays. The game prioritizes giving you recipes you don't already know.
^
yeah but like its just weird that people who dont care about sdv go in and play something entirely unrelated
Yeah you type in the text channels to get perms for voice channels
no its not weird at all
ohhh ty
nah, it's yearly, even and odd, it's not random
to me it is maybe im the weird one
You get used to it
people do care about sdv thats why they're in the server
The regular, sunday schedule is.
The re-runs are not, and will give you recipes if you missed them
are the re-runs of certain episodes or just random ones that have already aired i forgot
Some people look for a populated server to talk to people
bro's talking ab missed recipes tho
bro really in year 7 didn't get all the recipes XD
that sounds like something I would do aye
yes
yes, re runs are unmissable
what
What does that mean....
bro 😭
Reruns prioritize recipes you missed
reading comprehension skills brother
sunday is the regular day.
Wednesday is the Re-run day
that is so ironic holy fuck
hey there
After all episodes have aired in year 2 the game will show reruns only and prioritise recipes you missed
Hey sunflower
hello David
yes, exactly as I said, Year one recipes are repeated in year 3 and each odd numbered year. Year 2 recipes are repeated each even numbered year.
Nah it keeps showing the episodes every Sunday. It's on a 2 year rotation
can someone share a gift guide to increase friendship?
literally what i said lmfao
On year 3 you'll have the episodes with the recipes from year 1
If that's what you meant,t hen why did you disagree with me?
If someone has missed QOS recipes, they can watch the re-run days to get them
didn't disagree with you
:O you have fish ponds???
just said he's talking about re runs
Why are we now arguing about something that literally everyone said
idh any yet but i should prob make one
He's missing a recipe to ge the achievemnt to cook them all.
He can acquire this recipe by watching on wednesdays
he doesn't need to wait for the even year, odd year cycle.
👍
Yeah reruns automatically priorities recipes you don't have
Nope, not yet; been getting them from treasure chests while fishing 
wtf
i have gotten 0 TWT
IS RNGESUS UNSATISFIED W MY DEVOTION
I FISH EVERY MINUTE WHY WHY WHY
i mean sure i got a dino egg & ancient seed from fishing BUT WHAT ABOUT ACTUAL FISH PRODUCTS!!!
I mean I caught a glacier fish with a normal iridium rod
Hello everyone, i havent play stardew in a long term (used to be year 3).
I've been thinking of starting to play again and was looking for a partner to play with me 🙂 - dm me if you'd like
#1139016532966506576 just copy what you put here and put into a post
trap bobba?
Trap bobba
negative
i keep refusing to do the bugs special order bc fr some reason i kept thinking bugs = snails
BUT I WAS MISSING OUT ON SO MUCH
and now it won’t come back anymore
The game knows, and is punishing you.
Me not getting artifact spawn because it knows I'm finishing museum
Pretty brick floors that I want 💔
Robin uses it
mods
rightttt
Because in old days clay was used as a base in buildings
i need seaweed & algae, nobody told me it was fr fish pond & i just kept eating it fr more fish energy
but now that i need it, ITS NOWHERE
;
??
;
If you're looking for 'em, try using the Training Rod so the items you could fish would be narrowed down to only a handful? Which includes seaweed and algae
??
blocked
💀
fish close to shore with a training rod at the beach
bro malded over a ;
The default one is pretty enough for me; I just meant that I couldn't really make too much of 'em atm because I'm quite low on clay haha
ah dang
maybe one day when i’m financially comfortable
so much stuff to do now
no time to care abt fish ponds!
do y’all eventually just beautify the whole farm aka 0 grass weeds?
or do you maintain a specific area to keep growing em
Always got grass @ the farm animals area as much as possible
But they end up clearing it up anyways cuz they're all hungry for the fresh grass 
:O
lots of people begin decor later game 
i’m super bad at decor
& just being tidy in general ig
ahhh i should prob make more sprinklers
loads of nice designs in #farms-and-outfits if you ever need inspo!
realdragondealer
i gotta figure out a place to put down my kegs!
how far in are you
like Y2
i def gotta sprinkler my stuff so i have more time for fishing
rn i’m mostly tending to 200/250 crops & i have enough iron & gold to make sprinklers fr em
but idk why i just keep hoarding
yeaaa sprinklers are always my priority too cos i absolutely DESPISE watering 💀 just gotta mine like a mf for the next few days haha
(cries in beach farm)
jk jk, I chose it on purpose for my second save for a little challenge
ahhhhh i need more trash to recycle fr refined quartz
Can u buy a bed and place it anywhere on ur farm?
a little challenge sounds like an understatement
also diagonal layouts are solid for the basics
Nope
Only in your house
Crab pots can be your friend!
you can only sleep in cabins or farmhouses
;
wdym?
can you show a pic!
You can craft ||Tent Kits||!
Although I believe that's new in 1.6?
suffering from success i keep getting lobsters!
Spoiler
yes, you have to spoiler that as that is 1.6 content
the pinned rules say so
i can't post pics in here, but basically 2 to the right and 1 up, 1 right, 1 down every time
My bad
Took note of it though
TY for telling!
no probss!!
@hushed arrow like that?
yessir
Also I'm a freshie to the game overall, started in 1.6 so please do tell me which stuff are new from what I'm spewing cuz I wouldn't know either (only some) haha
there's a changelog for all new 1.6 additions if you don't mind reading
you can probably find it if you search it up on your search engine
Ok so play the exact way you played 1.5 but you'll have some extra help
They made it alittle simpler this time round
damn, that sucks
Nah it's good they made items that help you access impossible to find items
I never played 1.5 or any older versions haha
just takes away the fun of it for me but hey ho
Oh well experiment play around have fun
Yup, definitely! 
Right now my playstyle is focusing on my farm and ignoring everyone else in town lol
I sthat miku?
omg so cutee pfp
Yes! It's drawn by the artist of Pop Team Epic, if you're familiar with it 
Only person I stop to think about is all the terrible fates that await haley
Unfortunately not but it's good to know that miku is still as popular as ever
Why baby girl haley bro😭
Bruh Haley slander
She's mean
Beep
He's stupid.
woahhhh kewlbeanz you crossed the line with that one
yknow youre a good friend but sometimes 👀
baby goat
BABY GOATS ARE NOT PINK 😭😭
are you sure?
Yes I am 81% sure
I keep dying in skull cavern
What are the best fruits to put in a keg early game (year 1 fall)
in fall early game or early game in general?
Early game in general, I’m just in fall year 1 currently
idrk
i would say melon but strawbs and potatoes are better and even if you did grow melons, you shouldn't have kept them and js sold them early on where gold is more important
yall are not giving gus the love he deserves
Cranberries, grapes, and melons are good
He gives me spaghetti every now and then through lettered mail. He's the best
(kidding aside, he's really a nice character imo!)
Pumpkin
Since you're in fall
my man really puts some spaghetti in an envelope what a badass he does not give a shit about your laws
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i wish he walked around during the day so i could give him gifts more easily
You only gotta go into the saloon after 12pm
hes making the spaghetti to mail to you, give him time
Pretty easy
yeah this person heres not being very nice to gus, cant even be bothered to ask how his business is
But he's always in the saloon,was an easy one to gift,cuz at like 5pm or smth all adults are I the saloon 2 birds with one stone
GUS RESPECT: DROPPED
hell nah ofc not
i know
😭never realized
im saying i wouldnt forget that pivotal moment in human history
rob le gus
Bruh the one time I go to buy some animals on a day Marnie is open, she has to go to the goddamn doctor

Buy the ||animal catalog|| will change ur life
im sure its booming but until 12pm he literally sits on the couch in his room and stares into space or something like walk around!! i wanna talk to you king!!!
@fluid stag You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Yeah I know, I've got that before, but this save I don't have yet
sit on his couch with him and talk about his absolute incredible eggplant jacket
theres eggplants on his jackett
that is so sick
Yh but if u get it it's really helpfull
I know
You can only get it in year 2 though
Cuz she's even going away on normal days to check her warderobe😭
i want to fr but he wont let me into the saloon
theres probably a mod which gives him a life outside of the depression couch tbf
probably but im gonna be so real i do not know how to install mods
its so googleable but i just havent been bothered
!gs
If you would like a guide to setting up mods for Stardew Valley, check out the getting started guide! https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide
there is a wiki article detailing it
oh nvm i was too slow
real
oh sick thank you
i wanna make a mod where you can punch the governeer in the face idk why he just looks super punchable
hes too cute i would never
No threats of violence towards the npcs please. Against server rules
you can feed him mayor shorts
thats like the same thing tbf
Yes ur fav purple shorts
yummy yummy
i wanna make a mod where marnie ditches lewis for marlon she deserves better
or an iridium quality red mushroom
It's part of being an sdv player
what about breaking stardew where its breaking bad btu walt is replaced with gus and sam replaces jesse and gus is morris
I'd love to talk more with Marlon but he only talk at festivals
thats just an average american farm which has a "dark side"
makje marlon real is a cool mod that makes him not shit
literally and also gunther. get the HELL out of the museum and tell me about yourself who ARE YOU
no for it to be american thered to be eagles and guns and fire and the flag and like burgers and shit
YES GUNTHER IDK SHIT ABOUT U TELL MEE PLSS
make gunther real is another cool one
gunther looks like a cowboy i think hes 3 junimos in a trench coat trapped in the library
thats why he never leaves hes cursed byt ||the witch|| or something
bc she hates junimos
censored bc idk if thats post cc or not
i forgor
Hi!!
😭omg not the 3 kids on top of eachother
hi
Hey, welcome in!
bruh i look like a bot .. gotta change pfp
you are fine haha
there
real

hi who use preserve jar
Everyone I'm pretty sure?
was going to say haha
I'm not at that stage
me
Kegs for fruit and preserve jars for veggies
Where should I fish in fall?
probably the mountain lake
preserves jars for all🗿
I wouldn't call myself a min maxer, but you're losing money there
(Min maxing= minimum effort, maximum profit)
you call it minimum effort 💀... damn
I'm not saying preserve jars are minimum effort, I'm telling you what minmaxing means
It's doing the least to make the most
can we talk about joja here
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Not post joja completion, but in general, yes
minmaxing is a video game term referring to doing things with the principle of giving minimum effort for maximum result
like them.. because of the auto petters
you have to spoiler those, by the way 👀
because of the spoiler rules
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i see......................................
Where should I fish in winter?
Mountain lake iirc
Alr, thank you! :)
Mountain lake
mountain lake all the way😂
Yes I will go there haha
all season .. mountain lake till you get bored😂
live pam
reaction
Yeah I usually fish there a lot but I heard that every season has its own special fisher place, I don’t know if it is the truth tho..
We loef Pam
pam bad
Live slug reaction
live pam reaction to this
REAL
want to marry pam
Shoulda played before 1.1 then
There was a vote for it
Fr?
ive got a really good mod for that
Tone doesn't come across well so I promise I'm not trying to be rude, but the server has been up for a while and the same/similar questions have probably been asked before, so you could always use the search bar as well
I started a new save the other day and it's really been a life saver
Fair, never thought about that! And it is not rude at all, no worries! :)
Do you just have this? 😂😭
No
Bros quick af
I'm on mobile .. and i download STV apk for free from google.. ( legal i guess)
tried using smapi .. doesn't work💀
worst choice
Yeah mobile isn't great for mods
yeah maybe because you downloaded a fuckin virus as well never download free apks from google
also i think discussion of that is against rules as it falls under piracy
been playing for about 5+ months
I mean Marnie is also there but
true theres a few that support it tho
I mean this server exists for people to ask questions, if you just defered them to the search bar just tell them to use google or the wiki, that would also answer pretty much 95% of questions here
my apologies
!mobilesmapi
no marnie is second best choice under pam everyone voted for emily because theyre insane
what was the command again
!aquilastupidcommand /j
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:|
Well that's why I didn't straight up say "use the search bar instead", it's just a time saver sometimes instead of waiting for an answer
brah pam is wild
How was Emily not already a choice lol?
yes
100% + she had sus tea
Jodi is better
idek how tea works tbh
her personality is weird
kent would run at you at 400 mph if you ever laid a finger on her 😭
idk if i can say this, but she gives me bored housewife vibes
did any of y’all watch YOU on netflix
She’s older than most the others
Nahh Jodi is a bit off in my opinion
unconfirmed
if she did, W wife, pierre sucks
jodi personality suck
Tbf the wizard is kinda…
Tread carefully my friend. I did and there's a lot of unmentionables in that series
It's a good series tbf
bang wizard then
Aren’t her and Haley like the same age
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Cowgrats
ameising
Haley is probably younger
How so
Wizard was also part of the votes at one point, but we got Shane 
he closes his shop on the worst fucking day of the week
honestly good i love shane but why emily shes weird
i dont like her very much
Honestly the better choice
Shane gives me the ick
Emily is one of the best
hes a bitch i hate him he also has stashes of not very good things under his bed
I woulda loved my little magical boy
Emily... also same as Jodi... weird personality 💀
Shane is nice as a friend ngl
i appreciate and acknowledge your opinion but i very strongly disagree with it
Better than Abigail
i m just saying, jodi gives off s3 love vibes!
iykyk
We got so close to wizard
you got me
why not linus???
Ooohhhh interesting
nah abigails better
Linus best friend
But she eats rocks…
He prefers to be one with nature
hes like 90 years old
roommate!
he can have a tent on our farm
Linus is old :3
yeah i don't want her to break my hardwood💀💀
?💀
I wanted magical children
why not all of them
leah weird too💀
Pennys the best girl
Leah is a girl boss
all weird💀
no she isnt shes an artist
what would you prefer
I can't believe I stayed up all night
i also like maru shes greeat
She’s the second best gay relationship
Penny actually contributes to society
whos first best
shes so boring why do you want her 😭
Alex and the male farmer
alex grosses me out
i was watching youtube & they said haley is gay
I never thought of dating any of the Bachlorettes in sdv
is she????????
she nvr gave me those vibes
shes... also kinda boring imo
That’s why you gotta play as the male farmer
She's gay if you play a female
she feels like closeted lesbian
His dialogue gets much more expansive
i also like Sandy
isn’t that true fr everyone
yeah bc gay guys cant be mysognistic pricks
Same
Sandy is great too
like sam
So close yet so far
sams cool
What about Haley seems gay?
sams nice... nothing to say
I like Sam, his gold
Just seems like the average hot girl trope
||i hid in the bed & he kissed me||!!
I think ||Sandy|| is supposed to be spoiler tagged but I could be wrong
Sam is a big w
not cool!!!!!
i think thhats cool
sam not cool... but he's nice... can't hate him
yea shes a boring valley girl for the most part
ba dum tshh
You what 😲
I like sam
everyone like sam
actually nah she gets less bitchy eventually
Tbh I only talk to Abigail
Penny always “it’s so nice living in a big-“ makes u wanna send her back to the trailer 😑
except alex💀
alex fuclign sucks
I think Alex is sweet
Abigail is the best
Not
alex is brainrot💀
Alex is a big pass for me
she talks to u????
Spouse war is evolving 
Lmao
make out with your parrner bro
Not me, I'm staying in a corner with my spouse Sebastian
Stay safe
Sebastian 💯💯
I adore him
YEAH!
Endgame ngl

Good morning folks
sebastian is good...
Goodmorning!
Something about Haley is so repulsive for some reason
Good??? He is amazing!!
Hey, good morning Julien! 
Good morning!! Well it's almost afternoon here
Goodmorning!
haley is great
she’s a silly nugget but i think
Agreed
I have to agree with this one
i like Haley she's easy 💀
Hey Jeans, Oldie, and Dew

just collect some coconut
It’s definitely Abigail? She has 2 boy best friends💀
youtube said haley & alex are each other beard, wtv that means
How are you!! It's been a little bit since we spoke
2 friendzoned besties!
Hey, hope you rested well!
ok 1, the other is jst vibing
It is! Im good I was busy, how are you? :)
Pain
friend reunion
She's third wheeling Seb and Sam
I'm doing good also ty I was feeling really ill yesterday but today I feel better 😌
Is she??
Glad you feel better now! :)
I love your pfp Jeans
Thank you sm! :)
Thank you!! So kind of you 😌
No problem at all!
any mod to bang caroline🙏
I'm almost max fishing level 😲
I stayed up listening to music and working on the playlists
I did, you?
That’s great, congrats!! :)
Yup
Keep the conversation Sfw please
my apologies
I will message you later today in DM, I watched the youtuber you talked about @brave crest
I read this as "did you? " LMAO
Oh really!! Wait which one?? The British Group??
soft
Yes!
Hard boiled
Both
man why
and why is it
YESS!! I'm excited to hear your opinion
well depends, do you like sunny side up eggs
Yess I will send it today! :)
Omelet
Awesome sauce 😌
scrambled 💀
LMAO
Massive W
I think omlete is underrated nowadays
i like runny yolks!
Fr!
i think it's overrated 😳
as long as it’s fluffy man
It is!
Oh, yes, I did slept well, thanks for asking
omurice!
You do?
Of course!
I don't see many people talk about omlete let alone eat omlete lol definitely underrated
but omurice forever!
wad da hail is omurice💀
Real
wtf man u’re missing out, wait lemme share
Allow me to present you to "Google"
I enjoy cooking and eat.
kenty cook 🇯🇵
I posted a cooking video on TikTok,
Currently supported by 3 million followers.
Right now it's only short videos, but long videos too
I would like to post in the future .
TikTok followers 3,700,000
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Twitter 9,000
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Lmao
I wanna eat this
Now I want to eat it
see y’all missing out!
Fr
We do
Helloo 
Hi!
🗿

watched that video... didn't know people call it omurice💀
Same here
Hey what's up?
LMAOOO
what do y’all call it??
isn't omerice more accurate?
well they’re japanese
ironed rice slapped with eggs💀
I'm doing good and you?
we could call it 蛋饭 too!
I'm good just having a back pain hahaha
can i rise the heart again after breakup with npc?
Hello there
yep
Im good :)
Yes! It just takes a week I believe for them to forget/forgive
okay thanks
what abt divorce?
i see
okayy
tysmm
I'm so sorry to hear, I hope your back feels better soon
i’m just gonna ||get a stardrop from her|| then divorce
nvr gonna marry anybody ever again
i wanna talk!!!!!!!!
Same thing, they’ll forget or forgive you after a while (I think a week but someone correct me if I’m wrong)
@deft rune congrats on getting Farmer role
but i have a post cc question to ask
Thank youuu 
we can get that from npc?
should i married Sebastian first then divorce
i feel bad
do it w someone u hate!
Thank you Julien! 
COUGH shane COUGH
Nah if you divorce, hearts go to 0 and they basically don't talk to you forever. You have to do some later game stuff to revert that
LMFAO
COUGHarveyCOUGH
Of course, no problem! 
Noo not Harvey
ahahahahaah he's good tho
ahhh that’s my question
How are you?
XD
Im good, hru? :)
no such thing as too soon in stardew
Who did you marry again?
i was only thinking abt more energy to chop wood TWT
You never marry “to soon”
I’m doing good, just getting ready for school today, thanks for asking
is that game stuff hard to do?
haley!
No problem at all :)
Is she not a good spouse?
i figured i had like 20 sunflowers, i can just spam to max
Not really, just takes getting there
well so far all she does is kiss me & stand on the porch
i haven’t gotten anything or even a single convo
okay thank you
shoot them people with slingshot till hearts goes down to 0🗿
Oh! Do you not interact with her?
Did you give her presents?
yeah apart from that!
i thought if we married she wld keep talking to me
Hmm that is a bit weird
They usually do!
How long are you married to her now?
She went mute after marriage
Haley is a good wife
Fr :.)
Really?? I divorced Harvey and after a while, he acted like how he did in the beginning when you have no hearts and I was able to get hearts with him again
not true
But that was in 1.5 so idk if it’s different now
I read Haley and was like wtf that's a she. Wait... That says Harvey. Fuck that IS a he
Hi, since Im a newbie in SW basically, is buying the Joja membership good or not
Hiii and up to you!
LMAO SAME
good... feels like cheating
wouldnt reccomend on a first playthrough
I would recommend community centre for first playthrough
Highly recommend community centre as a first play <3
noice i’m 1.5 too!
Great minds think alike. How are you dew?
Hey welcome to the valley!
Wait no that should be great minds
I'm doing good and you?
I'm doing alr thanks
True!
Wouldn’t recommend to buy the membership, it is a nice play through *the community center
I see, Ill try to do the community center then since everyone is recommending that, thanks

Hm weird
Have my first SDV girlfriend. Penny of course which I was kinda aiming for. Although ironically my female farmer is named Pen….knew next to morning about the NPCs in this game before starting lol
Also have a couple of questions || I assume I’ll discover the use of the skull key in due time or is it for something I can access year 2? Also what is the name of the mine you can access from the quarry? ||
you'll discover it in due time
Cool cool. Only year two and still working on CC so yeah
the second question is the last word of yr paragraph!
So the skull key is for the ||skull caverns in the desert|| and the ||mine in the quarry is just the quarry mines. There's something you can get in there||
that’s yr answer!!
Also what is the glittery boulder referred to in one of the CC rewards?
hoho do you like to play blind, i’m always referring to the wiki
||the one blocking the water in between mines & quarry||
You know that purple looking thingy to the left of the normal mines, in the water? That thing
||the key is used for an arcade machine in the saloon||
Yes and no. Like if I’m looking for something specifically or wanna figure out something I’m stuck with I do. But otherwise I’m mostly muddeling it out on my own/picking up bits and pieces here and on YouTube
???? that’s new
Oh of course. Every time I walk past that I’m like when do
I get to crack that open
You will eventually
Get to crack that open
Sweet
its not new, been in the game since 1.0
LMAO don’t worry, didn’t use the wrong pronouns I promise
where do i get that key???
skull key, bottom of mines
Floor 120 of the mines
My steamdeck is supposed to be here at 12:15-4:15pm and it’s currently 4 in the morning, I am LOSING MY MIND WAITING FOR THIS DAMN THING TO GET HERE LMAOOO
playing on Beach Farm now

