stardew-valley

[lavish basin]

Fishing early game

[steel swan]

TYY

[slow mantle]

You can't really quantify it in irl hours because it depends whether you fish or mine or do crops

[leaden herald]

Fish and crops that regrow again

[zenith seal]

oh okay then

[brave crest]

Yeah there was a point where I'd wake up and water crops then go back to sleep again to skip through days 😂

[spark loom]

By not spending it

[dark willow]

9.33 hours max if you work all day every day

[short torrent]

I love spending my money on silly items

[spark loom]

The town keeps giving me gifts

[brave crest]

You definitely buy the art paintings don't you

[zenith seal]

noted thanks

[dark willow]

but should be around 4-5 hours usually for me (i skip most of the day bc energy)

[mystic flume]

Wine

And truffles

[leaden herald]

and cheese

[mystic flume]

No?

[leaden herald]

Cheese

[dark willow]

goat cheese

[mystic flume]

No

[spark loom]

Still annoyed the dance didn't take a chance to do a truffle shuffle Easter egg

[steep flume]

eat cheese

[leaden herald]

yes

[brave crest]

Yes

[dark willow]

cheese from the GOAT

[brave crest]

Cheese is good

[loud fossil]

Cheese is a ||skull cavern|| food for me, not to be sold

[mystic flume]

Yes

[lavish basin]

Cheese is awesome

[mystic flume]

No

[leaden herald]

yes

[brave crest]

Maybe

[dark willow]

cheese is GOATed

[spark loom]

I may or may not have 1300 blueberry jam

[dark willow]

technically yes

[mystic flume]

U may not

[spark loom]

I mean I never needed to sell it

[dark willow]

sell everything you have at the end of the season/year

[mystic flume]

U may not have that much trash them all

[spark loom]

Ohh I see I'll eat the whole collection

[mystic flume]

Yes

[dark willow]

nooooo

[spark loom]

The 300 wine bottles too?

[mystic flume]

Have diabetics

[dark willow]

the moneyyyyyy

[mystic flume]

1300jam

[brave crest]

Honestly I sell the cheese and mayonnaise because I get purple star produce so it's nice for a little extra income

[mystic flume]

Yes liver failure

[leaden herald]

give them to pam

[dark willow]

do you guys cask cheese/mayonnaise

[spark loom]

No that's the 700 pale ales

[dark willow]

/gen

[brave crest]

I don't

[mystic flume]

U cant cask mayo

[spark loom]

I'ma wife Pam under the table

[steep flume]

but u can ||drink it||

[mystic flume]

Aged mayo

[steep flume]

u wat

[slow mantle]

I only cask cheese later game

[loud fossil]

My cat is on my lap rn facing my switch and he keeps pushing his paw against the buttons and joycons and he almost placed a bomb in front of my crops…

[dark willow]

what would aged mayo taste like

[spark loom]

She's gonna have the biggest hang over at our honeymoon

[steep flume]

Hand over thou cat

[loud fossil]

I just gagged, pls stop 🤢🤣

[leaden herald]

Car door

[mystic flume]

He knows what hes doing

[loud fossil]

You can have him, he’s making me madddd

[brave crest]

I accidentally placed a mega bomb in the actual animal barns and coops lol I feel bad afterwards

[steep flume]

on second though ill take u instead

[mystic flume]

Bomb everywhere

Destroy ur progress

[dark willow]

1.6 mayo: ||why does alex not like it when i drink mayo||

[leaden herald]

I have an orange cat on my farm
No need for guards

[loud fossil]

He truly does. I’m not petting him so to get his revenge, he’s trying to destroy my farm 🥲

[lavish basin]

I think it weirds everyone out

[slow mantle]

No NPC likes it because CA doesn't like mayo

[dark willow]

i like it

[loud fossil]

LMAO that was p smooth I won’t lie 😭

[spark loom]

Imagine that one a tinder profile "I like watching people chug mayonnaise"

[dark willow]

its my go to spread: bread, chicken, cold pasta, etc

[brave crest]

Probably has been done 👀

[leaden herald]

nah he silly
sleeping infront my door at 1am

[spark loom]

He sleeps outside?

[leaden herald]

inside

[short torrent]

... maybe

[loud fossil]

I can’t believe I’ve spent over 400 hrs on a game created by someone who doesn’t like mayo 💔 how could he not like mayo, that means he likes dry sandwiches YUCK

[dark willow]

could i give a wedding ring to an npc

[elfin stream]

bro, you'ew not even old, aye XD

[lavish basin]

Nope

That's only to marry another player

[dark willow]

aww

[brave crest]

I love how that vexes people so much 😂

[dark willow]

time to wait for the rain then

[elfin stream]

Haha, I mean. if you're old, what am I? lmfao

[dark willow]

THEN MARRY ALEXXXXXXX

[rigid tundra]

Ew Alex

[brave crest]

Smh

[brave crest]

Less old? 😬

[elfin stream]

More, I'm 27. ahhahaa

[rigid tundra]

Okay 😭

[slow mantle]

I forgot that mayo was the only condiment to exist

[brave crest]

Hmm fair enough 🤷😂

[short torrent]

BOOOOOO

[leaden herald]

who was alex again

[loud fossil]

Wowww you’re ancient 😳 (I’m kidding)

[elfin stream]

[rigid tundra]

My messages aren’t sending so sad

[dark willow]

the himbo

[brave crest]

Still old though 🧐

[rigid tundra]

Oh yay they are now

[leaden herald]

The who

[slow mantle]

Punishment

[brave crest]

Just not to you 😂

[slow mantle]

Reward

[elfin stream]

Thank you, hoping to to reach the age that the government starts protecting things at!

[leaden herald]

[rigid tundra]

Bad Wi-Fi 😭

[loud fossil]

I have a funny joke I wanna say regarding ancient fruit

[dark willow]

what is it

[elfin stream]

I'm listening

[loud fossil]

I’m scared of getting older bc then I won’t be on my dad’s insurance (ends at 26, I got 4 more yrs 😔)

Okay okay you guys ready, it’s a real knee slapper 🫣

[dark willow]

is it that you’re as old as it is

[loud fossil]

Ancient Fruit? More like ancient dathan zion!! HAHAHAHA

It’s not funny, it was in my head tho

[brave crest]

Ah

[leaden herald]

Sending an orange cat to ur farm rn

[brave crest]

👏👏👏👏👏

[elfin stream]

HAhaha, I didn't have insurance for a long time for similar reasons. I feel your struggles. But don't fear it, grow!!! you too can stand tall like an ancient plant!

[loud fossil]

I feel as old as it is fs

[elfin stream]

hahha, that joke so bad XD

[spark loom]

It's fiiine

[loud fossil]

Pls don’t, it won’t let me in my house when I come home from the mines at 1:50am

[dark willow]

my mind just went “you’re calling them fruity?”

[elfin stream]

oh my gosh, you're getting a Garfield!

[loud fossil]

I know 😭 I swear it was funnier in my head

[brave crest]

Surprised you make it back I clearly don't run fast enough 😂

[leaden herald]

that's what my cat doin to me

[brave crest]

I pass out right Infront of the bed sometimes

[dark willow]

go workout or smth /j

[elfin stream]

Understood. is this how my jokes come off to people?

[short torrent]

My cat never does that luckily

[loud fossil]

I love that!! I’m not actually afraid of getting older, actually excited for it. I just really want to keep my dads health insurance bc it’s amazing

[brave crest]

Oh yeah. This isn't a rocky Balboa movie lol 🤣

[leaden herald]

u wanna trade? i have a garfield

[loud fossil]

9 times out of 10, I don’t 🥲 I just turned off my switch bc that happened

[short torrent]

I have a silly modded kitty

[loud fossil]

My man Linus stole from my pockets and said “some hooligans were raiding your bag, totally not me!!” (It was him)

[brave crest]

Tbh I find 2am not late enough let me get 1hr sleep then I'll be ready to go... that's me irl also

[elfin stream]

Agreed. honestly, I don't feel very old myself. (probably cause I only started growing facial hair two years ago.) But I digress; getting old gives us more opportunities to experience!

[brave crest]

Cmon

[elfin stream]

oh, can I see it?

[leaden herald]

how dose that look

[loud fossil]

No you’re actually funny, I’m just not funny rn bc it’s so late and I’m sleepy 😔

[elfin stream]

Don't worries. I find terrible jokes funny, so you're in luck!

[loud fossil]

I’m the completely opposite, I need min. 10 hrs to feel semi human

[elfin stream]

Oh, we're similar man. I stay up to 2 am, sleep a few hours go to work XD

[loud fossil]

I only feel old bc of my autoimmune disease, gives me the joints and back aches of a 90 yr old woman. But you’re definitely right about the more opportunities to experience!!

[brave crest]

Idek how I have so much energy how little sleep I get lol 😆 it's good though more hours in the day that way for me

[loud fossil]

Not funny again? 😔

[steep flume]

even though that wasn't my intention

[spark loom]

That's no energy your body is freaking out

[brave crest]

A little 🧐

[spark loom]

Feels

[sand compass]

That’s so cute what mod is it

[loud fossil]

Dang it 💔

[steep flume]

Cat mod

[brave crest]

I mean it is 🧐 I can tell the difference between my body struggling and my body working 👀

[short torrent]

Elles cuter cats mod

[brave crest]

Lol aye let's go 🤌

[elfin stream]

it looks nice. I think dogs are better though!

[loud fossil]

Does anyone know if I can send a pic of my irl cat that’s sleeping on my lap in this chat or will I get arrested?

[elfin stream]

add me bro, seems like we're living on the same schedule

[loud fossil]

I have that mod!! But I have the tuxedo cat bc it looks like my irl fur baby :3

[brave crest]

Try again 3rd time will be it I'm sure

[brave crest]

Fr... Where are you based?? I'm from the United Kingdom 😁

[loud fossil]

Fingers crossed, really not making a good impression on yall. I swear I can be funny :(

[loud fossil]

Autoimmune disease gang?

[rigid tundra]

You could probably send it in #town-square?

[elfin stream]

Ah, you people shipped my ancestors here, can you guess?

[slow mantle]

I have arthritis lol

[brave crest]

American?

[loud fossil]

I’ll try!! Thank you :)

[elfin stream]

nah, Australia, bro!

[spark loom]

No I'm 30 so I'm just genuinely old

[short torrent]

Chronic pain gang

[brave crest]

Ayo Brits did that?

[rigid tundra]

No problemo I think there’s a convo going on in there already but idk if it will matter lmao

[elfin stream]

What the, you don't even know?

yeah, you guys sent prisoners here!!

[loud fossil]

Ughhh no fun :( arthritis sounds terrible. I have a gi disease so I’m insanely malnourished which in turn, makes my bones/joints suckkk

[rigid tundra]

What did Brits not do/lh

[lavish basin]

Could always just send it to #images-and-memes which is the most appropriate

[spark loom]

Cat pics always priorities

[brave crest]

I don't know much about our history tbh 😬

[brave crest]

Oop idk I wasn't alive

[rigid tundra]

Trueeee I forgot about that channel lmao

[loud fossil]

Yippeee, the worst gang to be apart of 😌

[elfin stream]

Dont' stress. kind of messy history to be honest with you. did a lot of bad stuff

[rigid tundra]

Fr

[short torrent]

Frr

[rigid tundra]

Neither lmao

[slow mantle]

You'd think we're all 80

But noooooo 22

[brave crest]

You sure?

[elfin stream]

like more than most, colonised the most I believe.
Also, yeah, don't stress no one blames you or anyone. just what was happening at the time.

[spark loom]

Think of everything you WOULDN'T do... they did that

[brave crest]

England isn't the only place to have made mistakes tho 👀

[rigid tundra]

I’m not that old my dude 😭

[elfin stream]

Nah, we all have.

[spark loom]

I'm pretty sure I oldest

[elfin stream]

if we talking about personally making mistakes. i can easily say I made probably more than everyone here. at least it seems that way.

[brave crest]

Dang it

[leaden herald]

[rigid tundra]

Oml my WiFi’s being awful again

[elfin stream]

However, if we're talking about countries making mistakes. sending us here wasn't a mistake. I would choose this weather over Englands any day. 😛

[hidden shoal]

Uh, guys

can we get back to topic please...

[brave crest]

It's actually really hot today has been last couple of days 😬

[loud fossil]

Just posted it there!!

[brave crest]

Use data

[elfin stream]

and it was really cold for me today.

[spark loom]

We are very much in shark waters of politics

[slow mantle]

Aw who snitched

[hidden shoal]

You have #adventurers-guild in the off topic channels if you want to continue this

[elfin stream]

oh, sorry. what was the topic?

[brave crest]

You? Jk idk

[hidden shoal]

actually maybe we shouldn't continue this if it's political...

[slow mantle]

Stardew is the topic lol

[hidden shoal]

This is new farmers, so Stardew Valley

[cyan remnant]

anyone else still waiting for the new update for console?

[rigid tundra]

Y’all who’s your go to to romance?

[brave crest]

Summer is coming 😲🤌

[elfin stream]

I don't know what politics are being talked about but stop it everyone!

[slow mantle]

Think my name gives it away

[rigid tundra]

Mine’s Hayley

[elfin stream]

Bro, coming to visit aye!

[elfin stream]

XOh, yes!

[brave crest]

Abi is my wifey. No one else can have her 🧐

[short torrent]

Haley

[spark loom]

When I saw the discussion about the succession of British monarch.. like...

[leaden herald]

[rigid tundra]

Lmaoo

[full sky]

🤯

[cyan remnant]

there's sharks in SDV now? Can you fish them?

[full sky]

im back ‼️

[rigid tundra]

Hayley’s greatttt

[full sky]

Haley <3

[spark loom]

Nah it's a saying

[cyan remnant]

always

[short torrent]

Welcome back!

[rigid tundra]

Krobus my babyyy

[sand compass]

Magnus

[full sky]

real

[elfin stream]

we were just talking about history. nothing bad about that.

[rigid tundra]

Hey Aquila

[spark loom]

It's that guy

[brave crest]

Don't you dare

[full sky]

It's imposter.0666

[rigid tundra]

Who?

[steep flume]

Aquirat

[spark loom]

No you were talking about history, he was hinting at something else

[steep flume]

its AquiRAT

[sand compass]

The wizard 😭

[rigid tundra]

Oh 😭

[steep flume]

capture the rat

[loud fossil]

Usually Harvey but I’m switching it up for the wizard (more like the rizzard bc he’s so romantic )

[elfin stream]

oh, it went over my head. hahaha

[lavish basin]

Welcome back sada

[sand compass]

Omg you’re so real for that

[brave crest]

Could you adapt to the weather here lol? It's bi polar af

[spark loom]

You mean the RIZZard

[full sky]

hi

[steep flume]

we have AnaiRAT , AquiRAT whos next

[elfin stream]

Nah, not going to lie. I freeze at 16c aye

[steep flume]

DavRAT

[leaden herald]

imma call him mangos from today

[rigid tundra]

Ooh nice I never speak to Harvey ngl

[steep flume]

why mango

[steep flume]

ame lmao

[sand compass]

ong

[short torrent]

Married him one playthrough never again

[rigid tundra]

Ayyyy

[sand compass]

What’s wrong with Harvey 😦

[spark loom]

@loud fossil jinx

[rigid tundra]

Lmao I just always go with Hayley, but I might try Emily at some point

[loud fossil]

He’s the loml now 🥹

[leaden herald]

sounds like his name

[short torrent]

Not a fan there's nothing to fix

[brave crest]

I don't understand these multi playthroughs I struggle getting through one 🤣

[novel thistle]

@brave crest You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[rigid tundra]

Oh you like Shane?

[loud fossil]

I said it first, joke stealer 😔

[short torrent]

Yes

[rigid tundra]

Ayy congrats!!

[sand compass]

I had to marry him a second time on another play through after our kids got stuck in the attic 🥲

[brave crest]

Appreciate you 👍

[elfin stream]

Feel free to play with me, I'm pretty terrible but I have fun XD

[spark loom]

Ruuuude. Also sent you more story stuff

[leaden herald]

[rigid tundra]

Lmao I don’t really like him? Like he’s okay

[brave crest]

Mobile user here 😬

[rigid tundra]

Better than Alex ig?

[sand compass]

Are you going for seb now? 😭

[elfin stream]

Oh, haha. I have never played on one of those. is it fun?

[loud fossil]

I’m kiddingggg, we’re just both so funny

[short torrent]

Went for Haley maybe seb next

[spark loom]

Nah your funnier

[brave crest]

Honestly it's decent it's accessible and convenient if you aren't at home and you are traveling 🤷

[loud fossil]

Did they really get stuck in the attic or did they turn into doves 🫣

[brave crest]

Control's are good too

[sand compass]

Unfortunately I downloaded a farmhouse mod and it kinda changed the layout of the house and the kids got into the attic and refused to come down 😭

[loud fossil]

Have you seen all of my failed jokes? Someone else said “maybe 3rd times a charm” or something along those lines bc I had made two really bad jokes

[full sky]

fourth time's the charm

[brave crest]

That someone is me btw

I'm that forgettable 😔

So sad rn

[glad fern]

Does pennys kids move in with you aswell?

[leaden herald]

what

[full sky]

your kids live in the farmhouse

[slow mantle]

Penny doesn't have kids

[elfin stream]

Oh, true. I couldn't carry my PC around too massive. that's cool you don't find the small screen an issue?

[glad fern]

Doesn’t penny already have a son or something

[spark loom]

Jokes are like planes, it's just about how you land it, my jokes like the plane mh70 because the punch line looks like an episode of lost.

[leaden herald]

It is abit something but u can get used to it

[slow mantle]

She teaches jas and Vincent. They're not her kids though

[sly cape]

Hihi

[short torrent]

Nope she schools the local kids

[glad fern]

Thanks for the clarification

[loud fossil]

NOOOO you’re not forgettable I’m sorry friend 💔 im just sleep deprived and so many convos going on rn

[brave crest]

Nah honestly I watch movies on my phone and it doesn't feel any different to a big screen 🤷

[rigid tundra]

No? She helps the local kids but that’s it

[sly cape]

I don’t think penny has kids

[full sky]

No she does not

[rigid tundra]

She’s Pam’s daughter if that’s what you’re confused about?

[lavish basin]

Vincent is jodi's son and jas is Marnie's niece

[glad fern]

Ahhh

[brave crest]

Go sleep you goof. Your brain is probably asleep already 🧐

[full sky]

She tutors Vincent (Jodi and Kent's son) and Jas (Marnie's niece and Shane's godfather)

typo

[glad fern]

Doesn’t a kid rat her out for cheating in a heart event 😭

[full sky]

what

[glad fern]

The tree thing

[loud fossil]

See I would.. but my tummy and headache says NO. 😔

[rigid tundra]

Are you sure that’s not a mod or something?

[brave crest]

Aw no 😔 doesn't sound fun

[elfin stream]

Oh, I have fat fingers. Maybe I will try it cause being able to play on the move seems Sick.

[glad fern]

The Vincent tree thing

I think

[elfin stream]

that's epic.

[rigid tundra]

I have absolutely zero idea of what you’re on about 😭

[glad fern]

Welp nvm then

[lavish basin]

Jas is Shane's godfather? 🤯

[spark loom]

The only members of town with children are marnie, robin and pam

[brave crest]

Well one thing is if you've been gaming for years it shouldn't matter the device or console you'll switch to because you'll naturally adapt to the differences

[loud fossil]

Omg how did you get that mod to work? I downloaded it but when I walked out of my house and walked back in, my game crashed. Same with the oasis greenhouse mod 🥲

[full sky]

i think so are you making fun of me /nm

[loud fossil]

Not fun at all, 0/5 stars would not recommend 😒

[loud fossil]

/nm = New Mexico

[full sky]

/nv = New Vegas

[brave crest]

You'll be ok soon I'm sure 😔 maybe medicine will help?

[sand compass]

That didn’t happen for me so I’m not too sure maybe you can try sending your SMAPI log

[brave crest]

And Plenty of water

[lavish basin]

It should say "Shane's goddaughter" at the end, as we're talking about Jas

[loud fossil]

/nj = New Jersey

[sly cape]

Does anyone want to…vc

[brave crest]

/GB = Great Britain

[loud fossil]

Thank you 😊 and I actually just took my meds! Should be able to sleep in 1-2 hrs hopefully, fingers crossed. Until then, stardew and discord time 🕺🏽

[steep flume]

/nggyu = ||Never Gonna Give You Up||

[loud fossil]

/bbj = big booty judy

[brave crest]

What's the time lol you said it was so late earlier 🤯

[loud fossil]

WOAH. I did not read that right

[brave crest]

Smh 😂😮‍💨

[steep flume]

[loud fossil]

2:15am, it’s not that late for me but I’ve been up for a long time so feels way later

[slow mantle]

That is late for me 😭

[brave crest]

I relate sometimes nights feel longer than others 😁

It's 10:16am here

[rustic stone]

Halp

All my chickens are upset

[lavish basin]

Did you feed and pet them?

[brave crest]

Pet them

[rustic stone]

Oh I didn't know you can pet them

[steep flume]

bruh

[rustic stone]

How do I pet them?

[loud fossil]

I’m a total night owl, I usually go to bed at 4-8am so 🫣😅

[steep flume]

click on them

[lavish basin]

Yup, that's how you gain hearts! Just right click them

[rustic stone]

Ah alrighty

[brave crest]

Just click on them without anything in your hands

[rustic stone]

Tyty

[lavish basin]

Or the equivalent to that in another platform

[steep flume]

You

WHAT

how are you not dead

[slow mantle]

I would simply ✨️pass away✨️ I go to sleep between like 10pm and 12am 😂😭

[slate island]

sameee

[brave crest]

It's a hot day irl I don't know if I should go out in the sun or not

[steep flume]

i sleep at 1AM woke at 5am ig

[brave crest]

Night owl's assemble lol 😆

[steep flume]

i sleep at that time cause i was forced to

[rustic stone]

It still isn't working, maybe they just need time to adjust. Wings and Nugget are grumpy, and Breast and Tender are both looking a little thin

[brave crest]

Short sleeper like me 👏

[steep flume]

*not by choice

[brave crest]

Oop 😲

[inner wave]

https://tenor.com/view/parasol-umbrella-shades-hodor-kristian-nairn-gif-12193319

[rustic stone]

Sleep is for the weak

[steep flume]

i sleep to speedrun the time

so when i open my eyes 6 hours has passed *i wish

[brave crest]

It's probably humid af out there too

[rustic stone]

valid

[lavish basin]

Make sure you fill the bench with hay each day, and also letting them outside to eat grass is good

!feed

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !feed.

[brave crest]

I live at the seaside so the air is usually thin 😬

[rustic stone]

Ooohh

Not me being like "why do the chickens have a couch"

[loud fossil]

Tbh, I’m surprised I’m not. My health should’ve taken me out 3 yrs ago 😭

[brave crest]

Lmao imagine they just chilling sat down watching nothing but a wall

[rustic stone]

Lmao it being a feeder thing makes more sense

[inner wave]

I'm from a tropical country, the humidity is like a constant 70% and above

[loud fossil]

Hahaha 🤣 I used to be like that but idk the night time is just sooo peaceful, it’s impossible to fix my sleep schedule now

[brave crest]

Woah

[inner wave]

comfy chimkens

[lavish basin]

😭 sobbing

[rustic stone]

In my defense I'm sleep deprived and probably over caffinated

So my brain isn't working that well

[lavish basin]

Valid

[brave crest]

I don't drink any hot beverage

[rustic stone]

I need to start cutting my caffeine pills in half. 200mg of caffeine throughout the day is one thing, but all at once is just too much yk?

[brave crest]

I prefer cold drinks 🤌

[steep flume]

i dont like coffee

[inner wave]

caffeine pills

[loud fossil]

I’ve been making bad jokes (@brave crest can confirm) bc I am also sleep deprived and I had a Diet Coke and too much sugar

[steep flume]

doesnt taste dat nice and even when i drink it i get more drowsy

Caffeine has no effect on me

[rustic stone]

Adhd?

[loud fossil]

I hate coffee so much

[inner wave]

I enjoy coffee, but 1 cup is my limit.

[rustic stone]

I don't like coffee but I will drink it if I'm desperate

[steep flume]

wat

[brave crest]

Yeah I can confirm ness isn't doing any comedy shows anytime soon 😔 such ashame

[steep flume]

wdym ADHD

[loud fossil]

Maybe one of those stand up nights where anyone can go on the stage?? 😔😔😔

[rustic stone]

It's common for caffeine to have the opposite effect on people with adhd, but ofc that doesn't necessarily mean you have it

[steep flume]

oh

never heard of it lmao

but no i dont have one

[brave crest]

Ooo possibly! But throw a few knock knock jokes in there it always work's...i think

[steep flume]

Coffee barely have any effect on me tbh

[rustic stone]

Fair enough

[steep flume]

usually i get ice
get water
splash

[leaden herald]

hot souce

[steep flume]

kept me awake for few hours

[rustic stone]

Bro I have 3 heaters I don't need because I thought that'd fix the chicken thing TvT

[loud fossil]

Is it worth using basic fertilizer to try to get 4 gold parsnips? What’s the percentage or whatever of it actually improving quality to gold?

[brave crest]

WHY

[steep flume]

i dont like spicy stuff i got stomach ulcer

spicy stuff can choke the life out of my stomach

[leaden herald]

too bad

[inner wave]

pretty good

[lavish basin]

Basic fertilizer helps a lot actually! I recommend crafting instead of buying as it only costs 2 sap

[loud fossil]

Knock knock

[steep flume]

my mouth says ok
My stomach : You die now

[leaden herald]

[rustic stone]

Marnie's shop thing said that heaters make animals happier in winter

[brave crest]

I think the deluxe quality is 25% but idk honestly

[inner wave]

[rustic stone]

So I thought maybe I just needed extra lol

[brave crest]

Who's there?

[inner wave]

chickens gonna be toasty

[steep flume]

i CAN hold sum spice *not that much
but stomach is different story

[inner wave]

become chicken nuggies

[loud fossil]

Yes I was going to craft it!! Thanks for answering, I am this 🤏🏼 close to deleting this save if I don’t get the spring things for the cc

[steep flume]

and this annoy me

[brave crest]

You only needed one lol nvm

[loud fossil]

I don’t have that recipe yet :((

[rustic stone]

Yeah I realize that now

[loud fossil]

Cash

[brave crest]

Cash who

[loud fossil]

No thanks, I prefer peanuts :)

[leaden herald]

what

[rustic stone]

Every time I start a new stardew world I always choose the Grey cat and name him after my irl Grey cat Dennis

[brave crest]

Now that actually made me chuckle 😂

[loud fossil]

HAHAHA I can’t stop laughing rn, that was so funny to me

[brave crest]

I can't remember what I named my cat

[rustic stone]

Even though I have other cats too, Dennis is just my favorite. I still try to give them equal amounts of treats and stuff though

[loud fossil]

Phew I am sleep deprivedddd, that was so funny oh my

[brave crest]

Truly is 😆 usually jokes don't get me

[loud fossil]

I always name my cat Miso and my horse Soup so in the menu, it reads as “miso soup” aka my fav soup

[rustic stone]

I wanna get horses

[leaden herald]

I want a slime pet

[loud fossil]

Woohoooo, I made someone who usually doesn’t laugh (I’m assuming based off what you said) laugh!! Give me an Olympic medal atp 😌

[rustic stone]

Bro if I don't wake up more before school they're gonna make me do a sobriety test lol

[brave crest]

Ok calm down 😂 it was one joke. You have to do more for that medal but yes I don't do joke's but yours definitely surprisingly got me so congrats I don't know many people who've said a joke and made me laugh

[rustic stone]

Jk jk I think they can tell the difference between sleepiness and substances

[rare chasm]

me when sebby

okay bye

[loud fossil]

Nope, I need a medal! Making someone laugh when they usually don’t laugh or react to jokes is worthy of an award obviously 🙄 (kidding). But I’m glad I could make you laugh! Gave myself a pat on my back for that one 😎

[rustic stone]

OK yall I have an amazing knock knock joke but someone else has to start it

[loud fossil]

Me when rizzard

[rare chasm]

i really hope i can play stardew tmrw

[loud fossil]

Knock knock?

[rustic stone]

Whose there?

[steep flume]

rat

[brave crest]

Tbh it in itself does sound like an accomplishment so I'll give it to you 😌 I hope you are happy.. be sure to mount it on your wall tho... memories of such shouldn't be forgotten 😔

[loud fossil]

Linus? 🤔

[rustic stone]

The joke is thT you're put on the spot

[leaden herald]

[rustic stone]

I was kinda relying on a lack of improv skill lol

[loud fossil]

Dude I truly was, I didn’t know how to respond I was like fuck this is like school with a multiple choice question

[rustic stone]

I have finals in like 5 hours

I'm so screwed

[brave crest]

Don't have doubt

[loud fossil]

I like to get all the achievements in games so I’m going to pretend that that is an achievement in stardew… 😇 sure am proud of myself, I took a screenshot to commemorate the moment

[steep flume]

ya all have finals?

cries in intern

[loud fossil]

Sending you magic fairy dust that makes you ace your final sprinkle sprinkle

[brave crest]

BS show me the ss rn 😂😭

[rustic stone]

I need to remember that some thoughts need to stay just thoughts

[brave crest]

I've recently passed an exam but it was online so I didn't actually have a time limit of needing to complete it 😌

[brave crest]

😌😮‍💨 thank you

[loud fossil]

Deleted it bc idk if that’s allowed in this channel and I don’t wanna get put in a corner for a timeout

[loud fossil]

I would like to know what thought this was about

I’m nosey ✨

[rustic stone]

A joke about fairy dust

[loud fossil]

Diet coke?

[rustic stone]

Yes

[rare chasm]

dude i'm watching the trailor for stardew valley on steam and it has one of sebastian's old-ish sprites in it

[loud fossil]

That also works for finals

[loud fossil]

There’s a trailer???

[rare chasm]

yeah

[loud fossil]

What’s it on? I wanna see this

[rustic stone]

Nah since I'm a minor and my dad's on probation if I got caught with it, he'd probably go to jail. And I'd probably go to Juvie. Plus yk bad for the brain cells, especially cuz I'm young

[rare chasm]

Steam

[leaden herald]

Should i buy a new weapon or wait until i reach f60?

[rustic stone]

I know you're joking I just don't know how to not take stuff seriously

[rustic stone]

Weapons are fun

[rustic stone]

Like sir pentious

[leaden herald]

very

[rustic stone]

I'm still trying to get my dad to let me have knives again

[loud fossil]

Totally understandable, but I promise I was joking! Please don’t do anything like that, seriously you’re gonna do great on your finals - sending you all the good vibes

[leaden herald]

ay green character
that's my lost brother

[rustic stone]

Dw I don't do illegal substances because I need to do a drug test for job corps

[leaden herald]

[rare chasm]

WILLY SQUARED

[fleet ember]

I DID IT I DID ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I GOT TO 8 HEARTS WITH SEBASTIAN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[leaden herald]

now wait for rain

[rustic stone]

Shane is my boyfriend but imma probably dump him once I can get with Elliot

[brave crest]

Poor Shane

[leaden herald]

[loud fossil]

Do you also have a green bean character?

[leaden herald]

ye

[rustic stone]

It's okay I'll marry him in my other world

[loud fossil]

Phew, good! They’re never worth it esp if you want to have a good future

[fleet ember]

I waited the entire fall to date him (worth it)

[bright stirrup]

green bean?🤨

[loud fossil]

I need to see this grinch character asap

[loud fossil]

Yeah, looks like a green bean bc head to toe the character in the pic is green

[brave crest]

I feel like these characters should remember actions done to them by us it would creepy but eh it's a idea

[fleet ember]

next im gonna marry him

[rustic stone]

Yeah I'm crazy enough without them lol

[loud fossil]

This streamer I mod for hit Evelyn with a rock from his slingshot and she got mad but forgot about it immediately after. I also wish this was a thing.

[leaden herald]

can't send pic

[loud fossil]

Lmaooo mood 😭

[loud fossil]

Ohhh you’re not high enough level yet?

[leaden herald]

yes

[rustic stone]

Rip

I'm also a noob

[leaden herald]

I'll put it in my pfp

[bright stirrup]

how many levels we need?

[brave crest]

Oop poor Evelyn

[slow mantle]

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[slow mantle]

Level 5

[fleet ember]

Im still pissed about the mayor saying this

[loud fossil]

Right, she’s one of my favs. He deserves to forever be guilt tripped for hitting poor granny with a rock 😔

[leaden herald]

Green

[slow mantle]

You can in #images-and-memes and #farms-and-outfits before level 5

[brave crest]

Honestly such unacceptable behaviour 😤 he needs to reflect on his actions

[loud fossil]

Did you scroll all the way up to reply to your prev message? I loveee the determination LMAO

[loud fossil]

I love it! You look like the farmer version of the grinch

[spark loom]

[loud fossil]

Truly, he needs to go in the corner and think hard and long 😒

[fleet ember]

I used the search bar

[leaden herald]

Just need my cowboy hat to look like my old save

[loud fossil]

I did not know that was a thing omg

[steep flume]

wat

where is him

[leaden herald]

[steep flume]

ill rat him

[spark loom]

I mean I still have the best outfit peice

[leaden herald]

A cheese hat?

[loud fossil]

LMAO dw I’m making sure he feels bad about giving an old lady a concussion

[brave crest]

Yes 💯 next time we'll send him to prison

[steep flume]

no

Ill rat him

By any mean necessary™️

[rustic stone]

Why does my paint water look yummy

[leaden herald]

don't

[rustic stone]

It looks like blue raspberry off brand bug juice

I'm not gonna

I'm not gonna drink paint water

But I do want some blue raspberry off brand bug juice now

I crave the blue

[leaden herald]

drink water

[rustic stone]

I am. It's boring but it'll have to work lol

I'll buy smth yummy to drink after school

[loud fossil]

By sending him a rat in the mail?

[leaden herald]

watermelon juice

[rustic stone]

Watermelon juice sounds yum

[loud fossil]

Question: it’s a bad luck day, if I wait until tmrw (for possibly a better luck day) to harvest my parsnips, will I get better results? I already played this day and I only got one gold parsnip so im hoping if I just pick them tmrw, I’ll get more

[lavish basin]

Daily luck doesn't affect the crop quality

[steep flume]

im turning him to rat

[rustic stone]

I need to pay more attention to the fortune teller thing

I pretty much never use the TV in stardew

[loud fossil]

Really? I thought it did omg

[lavish basin]

What you can do is: harvest the gold quality parsnip ONLY, leave the rest, and try tomorrow to harvest the rest. You can repeat this of only harvesting the gold quality ones each day as the day changes the qualities

[leaden herald]

how did u respond 0.5 after the question

[loud fossil]

Can you tell me how to do that bc I have some people I’d like to turn into rats

[lavish basin]

Beautiful shirt

[loud fossil]

I don’t remember which one gave me a gold one though :(

[steep flume]

no

people ratification is exclusive to me

[loud fossil]

Wowww gatekeeper 🙄

[steep flume]

*ratkeeper

[loud fossil]

LMSO

[leaden herald]

ooo
I want that
Could make a green bean custom

[spark loom]

rare mines drop

[lavish basin]

You can keep resetting the day for it. Like harvest them, memorize the gold quality one, reset the day and harvest only the gold quality one, then do the same the following day

[rustic stone]

Ngl I low-key understand what the radium girls were on about, paint looks yummy /j

No fr tho licking the paint brush does help it be more precise, but you can get the same effect using watered down glue and your fingers

This is why my dad refuses to buy me fancy art supplies /j

[full sky]

real

[rustic stone]

No fr tho I get the cheap stuff which happens to usually be non toxic

[slow mantle]

Better for an off topic channel maybe?

[full sky]

i dont think this is the right channel tho? js saying

[rustic stone]

Oh yeah fair point

I shall relocate my ramble

[full sky]

okay thats cool

[loud fossil]

Okay I’ll try that out. I really hope I can get 4 more bc I have 5 more days of spring, no hoe (at clints), and I’ll make a new save if I don’t get them bc I NEED to finish the cc in y1 😔 ty btw!!

[leaden herald]

I don't remember the mines drops but ill keep it this way
I want to get surprised

[full sky]

real

[lavish basin]

No worries, good luck!

[spark loom]

I won't tell you the mine drops but if you see a shirt you want to get, I'll tell you how to get it

[leaden herald]

Is there any jackets
yellow ones

[full sky]

yellowjacket woah

[leaden herald]

yes

[loud fossil]

That’s a good show

[leaden herald]

I want to be half burned bean

[full sky]

i thought it was a species of wasp

[toxic spade]

ello how many crops did y’all plant in your first summer!!
like total 100?

[full sky]

0

i focused on mining

realistically though if i didn't, i would've planted like 50 or so on day 1

[toxic spade]

oof oof oof, i would just focus on fishing

[full sky]

probably more depending on my stipend

[toxic spade]

all blueberries?

i feel like doing 50 blueberries, 25 melons & 25 peppers

or wtv i need for the summer crop bundle

and then i’m going off to fish!!

[low surge]

i think that sounds like a good idea

[quaint harness]

hey yallllll

[low surge]

hiii

[loud fossil]

Besides Caroline ||for tea leaves||, who should I friend early game? Like who gives the best recipes or gifts?

[lavish basin]

Linus and Pam are nice

Emily too

[quaint harness]

definetly george linus and pam

[low surge]

i got a few recipes from shane, plus ||blue chickens||

[lavish basin]

Heya!

[lavish basin]

||blue chickens|| need spoiler tags as they're from a heart event btw!

[brave crest]

Hi!

[quaint harness]

i have awoken from my slumber

[quaint harness]

IM AWAKE

i finally slept 🫡

[low surge]

ohh alright mb :)

[brave crest]

Good morning!!

[restive osprey]

hoi

[grave blade]

Cowgrats!

[brave crest]

Almost afternoon here lol 🫡

[lavish basin]

No worries, you can find the spoiler rules in the pins

[quaint harness]

i mean same here i fell asleep at like 4am 😭😭

[loud fossil]

He’s def on my list for that reason! But not as much of a priority since ||blue chickens|| don’t give you much benefit iirc?

[grave blade]

Yeah they just give white eggs

[loud fossil]

What do George and Pam give you? They’re usually the last people I friend and I don’t remember what happens with them haha

[grave blade]

But very pretty

[loud fossil]

Super pretty, def want them but I’m greedy and I want gifts or recipes

[brave crest]

I fell asleep in this chat lol listening to YouTube 😮‍💨

[low surge]

yeahh but they're very cutee

[quaint harness]

i know george gives you spicy eel thats a very good meal

[pale juniper]

spicy eep

[dusky elbow]

Hello everyone, I hope you are having a nice sunny day 🌻

[lavish basin]

Pam sends you battery packs

[quaint harness]

just had that 😭

[lavish basin]

Heya, you too!

[stiff hawk]

what if i make a mod where i replace every character in sdv with danny devito

[lavish basin]

Sounds awesome

[pale juniper]

why not

[loud fossil]

Ooo I forgot about that! Does he give you the recipe or just the dish as a gift? I know I’ve gotten spicy eel dishes from him but can’t recall about the recipe

[loud fossil]

OMG you’re right!! Brb, buying some beer to fuel her addiction and make her love me 😌

[quaint harness]

he gives you the recipe at 7 hearts :)

[stiff hawk]

id end up tryna romance everyone

[loud fossil]

Yay! I’ll work on his friendship then

[lavish basin]

That's the way to go

[pale juniper]

js carry a rabbit's foot around for the heart event concerning romancing everyone

[quaint harness]

well time to get on sdv and grind >:)

[stiff hawk]

or get mobbed by lots of devitos in a pub

[brave crest]

I'm contemplating about logging into sdv after month's of nothingness today

[pale juniper]

if youre into that then sure

[lavish basin]

Have fun!

[quaint harness]

or u can watch my stream :3 except idk how fun thatll be :,)

[quaint harness]

THANK YOUU

[brave crest]

Ooh that's a shout tbh

[lilac scroll]

If I put my Keg in the ||quarry|| without the stone path, will the stone not spawn on my keg and then destroy it?

[quaint harness]

as in youd want to or nah? 😭

[lavish basin]

It won't. ||Quarry|| needs spoiler tags as it's locked behind a cc reward btw

[broken dune]

Helloo

[rigid tundra]

Hi and welcome!

[slow mantle]

Welcome 🎉

[broken dune]

Any mobile gamers here

[broken dune]

Thank youu

[broken dune]

Thank youu

[rigid tundra]

Btw ||quarry|| needs spoilers tags!

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[low surge]

what is the ||quarry||? haven't gotten that far

[loud fossil]

Does anyone know where George would be at 1:20pm on Tuesday? Checked their house, not there. Checked the wiki and it only has a schedule for fall and winter :(

[brave crest]

It's like 65:40 for a yes I don't know your schedule lol 😂

[lilac scroll]

oh thanks!

[rigid tundra]

It’s behind a cc reward, and this is why it should be spoilered lmao

[brave crest]

George is Evelyn's husband right??

[low surge]

at 1:30 pm he moves to the left exam room inside the clinic

[low surge]

ohhhh alr alr

[quaint harness]

well im one hour ahead of u

playing rn asking if you wanna watch 😭

[lavish basin]

The schedule should have like a "regular schedule" for the season

[broken dune]

I just bought stardew valley on mobile, I hope it's worth it!!

[slow mantle]

Is it the 23rd?

[brave crest]

Hmm I can do 🫡

[quaint harness]

if its the 23rd tuesday hes in the clinic if not hes watching his tv

[quaint harness]

well where then 🕵️

[brave crest]

Why did you use the inspector gadget emoji 😭

Mysterious

[quaint harness]

idk dont mind that

im just a bit silly

i actually am, so dont joke about it thank you :D

[rigid tundra]

What?

[grave blade]

Just wanna say it’s wild that you work on a 105% system

[brave crest]

What??

[lavish basin]

[brave crest]

I have ADHD but not officially diagnosed 🫡

[cobalt hare]

hello chat

[rigid tundra]

Hey

[lavish basin]

Hi doopy

[cobalt hare]

how's everyone doing today?

[full sky]

im doing great

[cobalt hare]

[lavish basin]

[rigid tundra]

I’m good currently procrastinating lmao

How are you?

[full sky]

same

im procrastinating from doing nothing

[cobalt hare]

sadaaa

[rigid tundra]

Lmao

[full sky]

doopa

[cobalt hare]

pretty much same

[full sky]

🤗

no nitro hugging emoji be like

[cobalt hare]

I don't know what to say to that

[rigid tundra]

Maybe don’t call people who don’t have nitro broke?

[full sky]

:/

the joke did not land 😔

[grave blade]

Oof :3 is not getting a break today

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-nitro-gif-22312286

just remembered this

[grave blade]

How about lay off jokes on mental illness and wealth for the next year or so

[full sky]

true

[rigid tundra]

Yeah that’s a good idea

[inner wave]

[full sky]

in stardew, yeah

[cobalt hare]

can't say that I have, no

[toxic spade]

i don’t think blueberry is that good???
like it’s 4 harvests for 10 exp each for a total of 40exp & 200 coins, but if i do melon i can get 250 coins & 27 exp x2

yeah i think i’m gonna plant melons instead!

[full sky]

blueberry wins

[toxic spade]

only a lil blueberries

[full sky]

unless you're juicing melons

[toxic spade]

why??

[lavish basin]

Blueberry gives you 3 per harvest, 150x4

[grave blade]

Chance of multiple blueberries I think

[cobalt hare]

sure but you can squeeze in more blueberry harvests than melon during one season

[brave crest]

Blueberries 🫐 are goated

[toxic spade]

like 3 guaranteed??

[lavish basin]

Yes

[toxic spade]

okie i was wrong

[full sky]

3 guaranteed and a chance for more

[lavish basin]

And a small chance for more iirc

[full sky]

2%

[toxic spade]

i thought it was 1 silly me!

ye ye ye that changes everything

[cobalt hare]

generally speaking I have found that it's good to spread out early game instead of focusing on one plant if you want to gain xp fast

[full sky]

yeah that's okay

it doesn't really say it in the seed packets or anywhere for that matter in-game

so i can see your confusion

i haven't tried out the kale strategy yet

[cobalt hare]

it all depends whether you're going strictly profits or more casual

kale is pretty nice I think I usually turn it into pickles and sell

[lavish basin]

Kale is great for XP early on

[full sky]

interesting strat, might try that

[cobalt hare]

it's not great but it's something, especially if you don't have kegs yet

considering they take 6 days to grow

[lavish basin]

I've started to like jars more and more

Easier crafting overall, unlocked sooner, still great for profit

And you can still use them together with kegs when you start making those

[ebon grotto]

mm blueberry jelly

[lavish basin]

Hey bea

[cobalt hare]

I have always been a fan, BUT you need a ton of coal to craft them in bulk which can be painful

[ebon grotto]

hey david

[lavish basin]

True coal is sometimes annoying. Seems better to get in 1.6 tho which is nice

[ebon grotto]

coal & wood are both resources you're gonna end of needing far far more of

[cobalt hare]

that's very true, yes

[ebon grotto]

can't fill a shed with kegs OR jars without some deforstation

[cobalt hare]

thankfully you can buy them but that also hurts depending on how much you need

[ebon grotto]

and ||which year you're on as the price skyrockets each year, same with coal||

spoilered to be safe i guess?

[lavish basin]

The prices only increase once on year 2

[cobalt hare]

I think it's just first year? or have they changed it

[lavish basin]

But yeah it getting more expensive is a pain

[ebon grotto]

damn they only try to inflate the market once?

[cobalt hare]

it's possible they have as I haven't been following all the 1.6 changes

[ebon grotto]

it's doubled isn't it?

[full sky]

It's only a singular hike in price on Year 2

[full sky]

no not entirely

[lavish basin]

It depends. Wood and stone increase by 5x

[full sky]

some are quintupled but some are like 75%

[ebon grotto]

[cobalt hare]

[ebon grotto]

come on robin and clint i need m'wood and coal

[cobalt hare]

how dare they

[ebon grotto]

in a buisness perspective it makes sense but they have no competition

doesn't make it any less scummy mind you

the trees grow the same in year 2 ROBIN

[cobalt hare]

it would make sense if the prices of other things also fluctuated but from the game dev perspective it also makes sense cause you don't want the game to be too easy

[brittle sail]

its so funny how much a ||carrot extratext amongus|| gives compared to chocolate cake 😭

[ebon grotto]

spoilers needed

[brittle sail]

oh damn mb i thought it got lifted now lmao

like a ||tiny ass carrot|| gives you more energy than a 3 layer cake???? 😭 😭

[fossil hare]

Hi

[ebon grotto]

oh yeah they're quite unbalanced

then again balnce and stardew valley shouldn't exist in the same sentence

[cobalt hare]

that is odd

[ebon grotto]

hello 👋

[fossil hare]

Who should i marry for maximum benefit

[lavish basin]

[ebon grotto]

marriage has no benefits

[lavish basin]

All marriage candidates are pretty equal

They give different gifts but they're all as good

[ebon grotto]

besides i guess, special dialogue from the spouse?

[lavish basin]

You should marry who you like the most

[brittle sail]

marry me tbh hmu /j

[ebon grotto]

they all usually give u food iirc

[fossil hare]

Will they help in the farm?

[lavish basin]

Yup!

They sometimes water crops, repair fences, feed animals

[fossil hare]

Oohh

[waxen tiger]

Good morning new-farmers, how’s it going?

[fossil hare]

Thats nice

[lavish basin]

Morning

[low surge]

doing gooodd, and you ?? :)

[runic gale]

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome!

[runic gale]

hello

thank u

[rigid tundra]

Hey and welcome!

[runic gale]

[brittle sail]

what if she just got lazier

[onyx geyser]

Does anyone know if its better to sell your items and crops at the shops or in the box by the farm?

[brittle sail]

tbh iirc it mostly depends, if you want the instant profit just sell to pierre, if you want the achievement though just try to sell to the box

[rigid tundra]

I don’t think it matters where you sell it? Just when you get the money

[timber halo]

hey guys, just wanted to say hi as a new member

[low surge]

hi zoeee

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome!

[gray gate]

good morning ladies and gentlemen

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome as well!

[brittle sail]

balancing out the debuff of alcohol by downing a whole cup of coffee

[gray gate]

is there a place i can lfg here?

[slow mantle]

#1139016532966506576

[slow ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-hello-chat-gif-20962675

[gray gate]

my goodness im blind thank youu

[slow mantle]

Nw!

[sick lodge]

Morning all

[brittle sail]

at da dance of the moonlight jellies and gus is giving me strong laios vibes rn

[full sky]

LAIOS ‼️

[lavish basin]

Morning!

[brittle sail]

wdym you wanna taste the moonlight jellies???

[slow ferry]

Gus reference

Lol

[brittle sail]

gus 🔛🔝

seb is so cute

[brave crest]

Abigail is the cutest

[slow ferry]

Meh

Rocks

[lavish basin]

Sam is the cutest

[slow ferry]

num num num

[brittle sail]

waduhell was sam tryna cook

id send an image if i could LMAOOO

[lavish basin]

You can in #images-and-memes

[waxen tiger]

I'm doing good, it’s a foggy day today, so thanks for asking

[golden cloak]

Seb-stan but yes, Sam is very cute

[lavish basin]

They both are

[slow ferry]

Is there any damn possible way to drop an item on mobile?

[golden cloak]

Did u try dragging item out of menu/bag?

[slow ferry]

Wut menu

[lavish basin]

Should be able to

[slow ferry]

Yo hold on

[lavish basin]

Some items can't be dropped tho like tools and museum rewards

[golden cloak]

The rectangle thing on on yur screen when u open the bag

[brittle sail]

oh i am so dumb LMAOOOO

tytytyty though

[slow ferry]

Wakt for a moment

Wait*

[loud fossil]

Does the beginning coop come with a heater or do I need to buy one? Also I don’t need to buy it until winter right?

[slow ferry]

Which rectangle

[grave blade]

No it doesn’t you’ll have to get one

[golden cloak]

Hol up'

[loud fossil]

Okay I thought so. And I don’t need to buy it til winter right?

[lavish basin]

It only works in winter yeah

[grave blade]

That’s right

[green cliff]

Good morning

[slow ferry]

Morning

[lavish basin]

It keeps the animals' mood up, which is different from friendship, but also plays a role in product quality and size

[lavish basin]

Heya, good morning!

[ebon grotto]

feed yer animals

[loud fossil]

Okay thanks guy! Just was making sure, haven’t played the beginning of a save in forever so lowkey forgot all this stuff

[green cliff]

Should i get a coop or barn first

[ebon grotto]

i always have some hay in a chest somewhere incase y'know, marnie decides to not attend the shop

[loud fossil]

I’m used to my deluxe coops that already have everything bc I must’ve bought it in the beginning lmao

[lavish basin]

Coop imo. Faster return on investment

[loud fossil]

What David said ^^

[slow ferry]

The bag?

Backpack?

[ebon grotto]

the inventory?

[loud fossil]

And you should build the silo before building the coop so you have hay and don’t need to buy it

[lavish basin]

This image needs spoiler tags due to some of the items btw

[slow ferry]

Well lemme give it a try

[grave blade]

Hmm… not really

[ebon grotto]

wait it does

where's the spoilers

[green cliff]

Im gonna try to marry maru

[lavish basin]

||golden scythe, galaxy sword and lucky ring|| all need spoiler tags

They're all locked behind cc bundles

[slow ferry]

Nope

[ebon grotto]

oooh right

forgot the channel for a bit

[golden cloak]

Oohhh my bad imma delete

[ebon grotto]

yeet that screenshot

[lavish basin]

[golden cloak]

Yeeted

[loud fossil]

Why not? The coop is so cheap and that way you can just harvest grass on your farm vs needing to go to Marnie’s but she might be closed or spending money on hay early game. That’s what I’ve always been told tho haha

[slow ferry]

||Why'd you press? You wanna ruin the game on yourself?||

[ebon grotto]

silo's are great!

you can survive for a bit without em but they the superior way to get your animals fed

[grave blade]

Silo not needed since you just open the door and let the animals out. They get max happiness for the day.

[ebon grotto]

they also don't cost that much

[carmine solstice]

I've only had chickens once, how do they work, do they just need 1 hay per day and thats it?

[ebon grotto]

that's only if there's grass

[lavish basin]

True but then if it rains you won't have food for them

It's safer to build a silo first

And it's very cheap so it's not an issue

[ebon grotto]

chickens need: food, pets and outside time if aplicable

[lavish basin]

All animals eat 1 hay/day yeah. They also don't consume hay if they eat grass

[slow ferry]

I sold all the clay accidentally

:(

[ebon grotto]

start hoeing

[lavish basin]

Ouch

[grave blade]

If you miss a day it’s not the end of the world

They’ll survive lol

[ebon grotto]

you can u say that about my little chonkin

[brittle sail]

its so camp that whenever an event happens your farmer's fat ass just appears outta nowhere

[lavish basin]

[carmine solstice]

What

[slow ferry]

Devs do answer questions here right? :D

[carmine solstice]

1. There's only one game dev
2. He's a busy man, so no.

[brittle sail]

like its so funny how you just appear out of nowhere during cutscenes 😭

[carmine solstice]

Technically there's more than one now but it's still a no

[grave blade]

I don’t think he’s more likely to answer a bolded question

[carmine solstice]

What cutscenes?

[slow ferry]

Damn. ||I know anyways.||