stardew-valley

[past gull]

Omgggg 😭😭

[spark loom]

When you upgrade them they just upgrade the old ones? Yeah yeah. I'm thinking fishing poles

Those I bin

[hasty storm]

Its like one of those youtube videos where the captions are one word only, annoying af

[near yoke]

whats up gamers

[vestal urchin]

sup

[full sky]

heya whats up

[spark loom]

My tools spend half there lifetime in chests

[vestal urchin]

yup

[near yoke]

I needed to join discord more servers and I was like “hey I like that one farming game”

[hasty storm]

What do you gain from joining more servers

[spark loom]

Uh....

[full sky]

not a glowstone ring

[vestal urchin]

a social life

[full sky]

good enough ‼️

[spark loom]

Emotes

[near yoke]

Friends

[hasty storm]

Fair

[spark loom]

Some people collect emotes

[full sky]

Cant really use them universally without Nitro

[near yoke]

?

[vestal urchin]

[spark loom]

I was very much confused if you were introducing your self or explaining that this was the last place you wanted to be

[white turtle]

The god of loot and randomness hates you

[vestal urchin]

real

[topaz steeple]

I've never really browsed Pierre's shop much besides the seeds, why is this man selling a single gold star melon for the very specific price of 824

[near yoke]

Oh Sorry, yeah i def wanna be here lol

[hasty storm]

Thats urs

[near yoke]

Thats just pierre for you

[topaz steeple]

But why 824

[hasty storm]

Its pierre

[spring bison]

Do remember that this isn't the official discord of the game

[spark loom]

If you ever sell Pierre something he can sell it back to you later

[full sky]

markup

[spring bison]

It's just the most popular unofficial server of the game

[polar pecan]

I join other servers for the emotes. I also join if there's a common interest I'd like to discuss or chat about with ppl there.

[near yoke]

Am I the only one that actually likes pierre

[vestal urchin]

or he sells it to the villagers and takes credit for it

[young shale]

why do u...

[near yoke]

I can fix him

[spring bison]

[hasty storm]

I buy from joja all the time

[fringe pecan]

yes

[polar pecan]

Well I dont hate him but I dont like him either

[young shale]

[spark loom]

I'm indifferent about alot of the characters because of there stories

[full sky]

Thrive

[near yoke]

[young shale]

hope pierre shuts down

[vestal urchin]

i buy sunflower seeds there bc its cheaper

[vestal urchin]

[white turtle]

But then we would only have Joja left?

[near yoke]

Bro drank coffee

[young shale]

good

[hasty storm]

I need my seeds pierre, the moment you close on wednesday will be the time my crops mature

[vestal urchin]

fr

[spark loom]

In my life I have been Linus, I've been Pierre, I've been robin, I've been one of marnies kids, ive had moments I was Shane even.

So there very much relatable for me

[near yoke]

I cant marry pierre so I have to settle for shane

[vestal urchin]

sheesh

[fringe pecan]

haha

[hasty storm]

Do you hate yourself

[near yoke]

😡

[near yoke]

Yeah

[spark loom]

I think it's why I like looking at the story, because I'm very much that town.

[vestal urchin]

we need like, storage for weapons or something

[hasty storm]

Make shed

[white turtle]

Chests

[hasty storm]

Ooh like those weapon racks from terraria

[white turtle]

They store everything

[vestal urchin]

yeah but a dedicated thing like the dresser would be cool

[white turtle]

Truuuuueeee

[hasty storm]

Gun cabinet

[white turtle]

Slingshot cabinet

[spark loom]

There is no valid reason to not fill the entire dessert with preservation jars

[near yoke]

God bless second amendment 🦅🦅

[white turtle]

What kind of desserts are you eating?

Jk

[spark loom]

I know what I did

[hasty storm]

There is but 1.6

[spark loom]

No it's still valid.

Before you do the other thing

[fringe pecan]

Pierre is great, don't worry

[young shale]

[near yoke]

[full sky]

wha

wdym

[vestal urchin]

love that

[young shale]

omg animal jam emoji ?>

[white turtle]

The new 1.6 ||event in the desert is like in a different instance from what I understand, so things you place outside will just disappear for the event and come back after||

[full sky]

events have their own separate maps

[polar pecan]

I used to fill it with ||crystalariums|| but I have decided to remove it all and fill it with something else.

[near yoke]

Yes I love animal jam

[young shale]

i miss it

[fringe pecan]

me tooo

[spark loom]

Yes that thing I was implying too

[inner spear]

the suit in the spa matches my charecter so well 😭

[hasty storm]

I see

[vestal urchin]

i js dwarf scrolls 2 and 4 in one day

[hasty storm]

I was wondering where my chicken statue went in the desert after that event

[spark loom]

I finished collecting them now I get like 12 per mining trip

[vestal urchin]

lmao

[winged phoenix]

6 days in a row all bad luck days

guess ill keep sleeping

[vestal urchin]

i tried getting bridal shirt for 2 months and then i got it from a mob drop right after i made one

[vapid mango]

the day 1.6 drops on switch i actually dont know what ill do like im gonna explode with excitement

[spark loom]

It's kinda weird honestly

[round lagoon]

Chat what should I do on such a day

I was thinking of going to the skull caverns but I don't have the F100 quest yet and it feels like a bit of a waste of my resources

[spark loom]

I can see why it's taking so long though

[vestal urchin]

i love 1.6

[vapid mango]

aaaa i cant wait

[round lagoon]

year one btw

[hasty storm]

I havent done it, had fun getting 10+ shards tho

[round lagoon]

I guess I could go down to try and get shards?

I have yet to see one

[hasty storm]

Sure, mining is fun, blowing up rocks is fun

[vestal urchin]

yay coffee bean

[spark loom]

So are you looking for what to do with the money?

[round lagoon]

what to do with the day

[vapid mango]

so true ive been hoarding this whole yr 3 waiting for winter so i have as many bombs as possible ||for sc||

[inner spear]

@vestal urchin stop bc when i first played stardew i thought marrying someone was a mod 😭

[white turtle]

Chop trees, stock up on any materials you lack, talk to and give gifts to villagers, fish, etc

[spark loom]

Oh the time yeah I try to be heading home 11

[vestal urchin]

☠️

[round lagoon]

It's stormy and thundering and I don't have a need for minerals

[winged phoenix]

Usually I get enough resources to make it worth while for the hundred bombs i use

[round lagoon]

....

[spark loom]

11pm

[round lagoon]

What to do with the day as in what actions should I take today xD

[spark loom]

Buy out joja mart?

[winged phoenix]

Fish

When in doubt fish

or chop trees

[white turtle]

You can literally do anything

[spark loom]

You have enough

[round lagoon]

yes that's the problem

[white turtle]

Gather materials as well like wood and crap

[round lagoon]

aaaaa

[spark loom]

What's your favourite skill?

[past gull]

What others things I can gift to Sam? ||Other than pizza, cactus fruit, maple bar, and tigerseye?||

[round lagoon]

farmin

[white turtle]

Fishing is always good and talking to villagers or giving gifts

[vestal urchin]

brah.

[hasty storm]

I have 44 crystalariums

[fringe pecan]

go scare the little birds

[spark loom]

So you can buy the entire seasons seeds

[vestal urchin]

4 dwarf scrolls in one day is insane wtf

[spark loom]

Half of them only take 8 days

[round lagoon]

OH yeah I still have to decide on a general gift for the villagers

[white turtle]

Then prep more farmland and sprinklers!

[round lagoon]

I decided to go to the mines to get even more iridium so I can get started on my new sprinklers

[vestal urchin]

now i js need number 3

[white turtle]

If I don’t have a loved gift for people I give them gold or iridium quality gifts that they like (usually forage stuff is what I do)

[young shale]

joja cola

[glad hull]

I got a note saying someone left something behind the community center- where behind?

[spark loom]

Everyone should love the cola it is the life blood of the might of the corporation

[white turtle]

Like iridium quality Sweet Pea and Crocus are my go to since I can’t be bothered to learn all the villagers specifics sometimes 😆

I just slowly give everyone flowers I found while walking

[spark loom]

I can't wait for the end of the year I'm gonna be selling over 800 crops

[winged phoenix]

feels good

[white turtle]

Jar/keg them! Quadruple the profits and get all the money

[spark loom]

I make 400 resin a season and I have over 150 jars

And I'm only at the end of spring

[winged phoenix]

goals

[spark loom]

I should make it close to the 1million in 1 sell

[winged phoenix]

Im doing about 10k cranberries this fall. Waiting on my tree farms to grow but taking a while

[round lagoon]

what godawful luck

[hasty storm]

Maybe you mined on a bad day?

[round lagoon]

yeah it's slightly bad luck day

[young shale]

omg my wedding is tmrw

[winged phoenix]

are you using bombs?

[hasty storm]

U didnt carry bombs or stairs?

[round lagoon]

nope

lol

I had one (1) regular bomb

[winged phoenix]

take like 100 with you

[round lagoon]

congrats! Who's the lucky partner?

[young shale]

alex

[round lagoon]

Oh...

jk lol

congrats!

[spiral wind]

Anyway to add the bot Farm Computer to my discord server

the wiki function is kinda needed

[round lagoon]

i am going to fucking lose it

[gleaming basin]

how to obtain prismatic jelly

easy way

[past gull]

Thank youuu!!

[spark loom]

This is my farm. I have the ||greenhouse|| added though

[tacit ridge]

i hate when this happens

makes me wanna close the game 😭

[past gull]

Didn’t know that!

[tacit ridge]

that is

a LOT of grass

[young shale]

yup yup its v easy to get his hearts up when all u do is fish lol

[vestal urchin]

be careful you might run out of grass /s

[tacit ridge]

def could use more grass imo

[young shale]

it'd be so satisfying to scythe thru the grass w ||golden scythe||

[vestal urchin]

or even the one better than that

[young shale]

yaaa

[vestal urchin]

i remember early on i said "i rly wish i could use a scythe to harvest every crop not just wheat"

[young shale]

me who uses a mod to do it alr

[vestal urchin]

nice lol

[round lagoon]

omg and i forgot the farm totem what a disaster

[silent jay]

i think the iridiam scythe does that

[vestal urchin]

again really

[vestal urchin]

yeah 😭

[round lagoon]

I never asked, what is the purpose of this farm

[young shale]

needed a lil snack

[silent jay]

those crows i swear its on sight lol

[round lagoon]

just get a scarecrow bro

[spark loom]

I don't spend money on anything, I craft it all naturally

[round lagoon]

cjb cheats be like

[vestal urchin]

as long as they dont touch my melons

[round lagoon]

That's it?

[vestal urchin]

☠️

[silent jay]

can i touch them lol jk jk

[vestal urchin]

lol

[round lagoon]

:D

[young shale]

all i want is spice berries so i can make summer seeds

[vestal urchin]

awsome sauce

i used to make summer seeds for tea saplings to sell

[spark loom]

I'm crafting 100 staircases by hand... It's actually quite an acheivement

[vestal urchin]

almost dont with winter foraging bundle in summer ☠️

[crystal mauve]

when will 1.6 be updated on mobile

[vestal urchin]

"as soon as possible"

[crystal mauve]

im tired of manually picking each crop

[vestal urchin]

real.

i used to manually harvest 1000 crops every season -winter

pain.

[crystal mauve]

yea

now i enslave ||junimos|| to do it

[vestal urchin]

i never did this, i kinda want to but eh

[crystal mauve]

i cant be bothered picking up every crop

[silent jay]

How do i unlock the keg?

[vestal urchin]

whats the best mines floor for tilling (blue part)

actually nvm

[vestal urchin]

farming level 8

[silent jay]

okay thank you 😄

[vestal urchin]

gotchu

[tacit ridge]

is || robins catalog || worth it

[river olive]

when I'm out of energy in the spring I know that spring onions always have my back

[silent jay]

ok almost there im at 7 right now

[vestal urchin]

the 200k one ?

[vestal urchin]

woo!

[tacit ridge]

yeha

[vestal urchin]

honestly i bought it when i had a little extra but its nice cause u get furniture for free and i love decorating so

[tacit ridge]

i liek decorating too

[vestal urchin]

id say its worth it but if u have like 300k ish

[tacit ridge]

i have pierres already

[tacit ridge]

i got 290k i think thats alright

[vestal urchin]

yeah

its soo much furniture, even fish tanks and dressers

love it

[tacit ridge]

oh fr??

[vestal urchin]

yup

[tacit ridge]

i didnt know about the fish tanks

i looev fishies

[vestal urchin]

i love that u can put hats on the sea urchins

[tacit ridge]

same

i have 2 and i put a tophat on one and the red ribbon on the other

[vestal urchin]

i put a tophat on 1 and glasses on the other 😭

[tacit ridge]

tophat rocks

[young shale]

how long do u think my marriage w alex will last this time

[silent jay]

where can i find linus' basket?

ive been everywhere an i cant find it

[tacit ridge]

|| go through the tunnel near the bus stop ||

[silent jay]

oooh i didnt know i can do that lol

[vestal urchin]

to the left

[tacit ridge]

yeah

to the left to the left 🗣️🎶

[vestal urchin]

does anyone know how much energy i can use til i walk slow

[silent jay]

I swear that's me too I start singing it lol 😆

[sterile spear]

hover your mouse over the energy bar to see how much you have left!

[vestal urchin]

found it

[vestal urchin]

does it have to hit 0 so i start walking slow? im js wondering cause im clearing out my farm finally lol

[young shale]

if it hits 0 u pass out

[silent jay]

i swear whenever im milking my cows it sounds like im pouring myself a glass of milk lol

[vestal urchin]

i see

[sterile spear]

ohh well you get the “youre starting to feel exhausted” notification at 15 energy!

[young shale]

u will start walking slow it will say ur feeling sluggish

my recolor edits alex's room... it doesnt look so unbearable now..

[mortal pier]

how do i look at my level

(in this server)

[vestal urchin]

#governors-mansion

its /lvl i think

[magic frigate]

Yep!

[mortal pier]

thanks!!

[vestal urchin]

[young shale]

every time i try kissing alex he does the annoyed scramble emoticon thing wtf did i do to u bro !!

[vestal urchin]

damn ☠️

apparently they get mad at u if u gift a loved item to someone with a bouquet

[young shale]

we literally got married </3

like the day j started and he got annoyed when i tried to smooch

[vestal urchin]

literally did not know mr qi did this

[steel pumice]

bro did not go to pilot school

[silent jay]

yeah that happened to me and i found one of the boxes in a tree i cut down in the forest under my farm

oooh i just saw the train pass, first time seeing it from the beginning ro the end lol

[magic frigate]

He looks like he’s wearing a sun hat here lmao

Like a middle aged blue skinned woman wearing sunglasses & a sun hat, could be Pam’s friend

[vestal urchin]

☠️

[tacit ridge]

isnt this a 1.6 thing?? or am i wrong

[silent jay]

it reminds me of that character from Inside out

[inner spear]

oh my god i hate when teachers repeat shit over and over or they say "shhhh" or go "ahem! ahem!"

[carmine solstice]

Does Hat Mouse count as an NPC

[vestal urchin]

widk thats why i spoiled it

[vestal urchin]

real

[inner spear]

I HATE WHEN THEY SAY SHHHHH OVER AND OVER IT HURTS MY EARS LIKE STFU

GHRUHGU

[magic frigate]

They’re a non-friend able NPC

[vestal urchin]

why i dont go to public school

[inner spear]

[carmine solstice]

Yipee

[magic frigate]

Why? Lol

[carmine solstice]

Should be possible to make him your pet

I LOVE HIM

So cute

I feel so bad for him too you can't repair his house

[vestal urchin]

u should be able to have krobus as a roomie AND have a spouse

[carmine solstice]

YEA

[young shale]

master the art of blocking ppl out

[vestal urchin]

bro its not that deep

[young shale]

useful skill for yappers

[inner spear]

but someone needs to make a mod where pierre is replaced with the onceler from the lorax and make him marriagable 😭

[carmine solstice]

AHAHAHAHAA

Put that in #modded-stardew someone would do it

[inner spear]

THEY WOULD

[vestal urchin]

i want everyone to be sanrio characters

i need a cockle for a bundle

[inner spear]

imagine sebastian as kuromi

[vestal urchin]

☠️

[round lagoon]

how does the Tracker profession work?

[magic frigate]

Crab pot time

[vestal urchin]

i refuseeeee (i might have to)

[young shale]

tiny arrows to show u where forage is i think

[steel pumice]

isn't his hands still exposed?

[vestal urchin]

nope

[young shale]

gloves

[vestal urchin]

hes wearing gloves

[steel pumice]

still looks brown

[spark loom]

Top 5:

1.The tiktokker
2.the I swear I'm the god of the game guy
3.the looking for a game guy
4. The person that doesn't know what noise cancelling is
5. The one guy that never takes a hint

[magic frigate]

Arrows lead you to each location. Only useful if you’re solely looking for artifacts

[round lagoon]

Thankies

[young shale]

this game refuses to give me a single spice berry

[hard gate]

Is there a mod that makes children grow up

[vestal urchin]

"im literally a god at this game bro"

[inner spear]

I had a guy have a mental breakdown over text bc i rejected him (he was my friends friend and i never me them irl)

[hard gate]

Ive got rare seed every fall from the cart

[magic frigate]

A few where they add dialogues and sprites

[vestal urchin]

SAME

[round lagoon]

have you tried the upper path to robin? I usually find a lot of stuff there

[young shale]

spice berry is a forage

[inner spear]

TEWINSIES

[young shale]

yes n i found a single mushroom

[eternal heart]

Wait so we can’t do anything wot rare seeds?

[vestal urchin]

he also told me to stop talking to his friends

[hard gate]

Whoops mistook you for the gem berry

[magic frigate]

Wdym? You grow it in Fall

[round lagoon]

oh god oh FUCK

[young shale]

plant them

[eternal heart]

I literally tried to put it in a keg and I can’t

[young shale]

u cant keg them

[eternal heart]

I meant like after they grow

[magic frigate]

You can’t process them

[young shale]

purely for selling :p

[magic frigate]

They’re not meant to be a cash crop

[hard gate]

Grab some random crap from your fridge

[eternal heart]

Bettttt

[round lagoon]

ohh nelly

[vapid mango]

random question feel free to not answer at all just curious if u were to add another ''type'' of npc to the list of marriage-ables which would it be (leah and elliot are artsy, haley and alex go from mean to nice pipeline, etc.)

[silent jay]

Mine is in a week

[magic frigate]

You got the Stardrop with it, right?

[hard gate]

As long as its silver or gold star and a good variety you'll do ok

[eternal heart]

Yeaa I just had a few extra and was wondering

[scenic agate]

Hello I’m playing stardew on my ps5 and got the wedding ring but I’m not able to give it to my partner I pressed like every button on my controller anyone know how it works?

[round lagoon]

i wouldn't say Alex goes from mean to nice

[vestal urchin]

whats your guys fav event? i like feast of the winter star the most

[magic frigate]

Nice!

[vapid mango]

i wasnt sure if he did honestly i just heard he had a similar feel

[magic frigate]

Hi, welcome to the server! Is your house upgraded?

[hard gate]

What are they called

[young shale]

alex was always pretty nice hes j self centered at first

[scenic agate]

Yes

[magic frigate]

Idk #modded-stardew

[hard gate]

Thanks

[magic frigate]

They’re not already married right?

[magic frigate]

Sure!

[vapid mango]

i guess i more meant haley and alex are the ''pairs'' like theyd dance together at the flower dance and are kinda similar to one another in ways ykwim same with leah and elliot and so on

[eternal heart]

Sebastian is a good husband, he just doesn’t do anything, but he helps water crops even though I have sprinklers

[scenic agate]

Nope

[near oasis]

heyo!!

[round lagoon]

night market 100%

[vapid mango]

hmm i like the jellyfish one

[magic frigate]

And you’re attempting to give it to them like you’re next to them, using it?

[near oasis]

uhmm the ||squid fest|| lol

[young shale]

need me an emotional unavailable marriage candidate

[silent jay]

Can you do the mermaid thing multiple times to get a pearl or is it just once per event?

[young shale]

• not an alcoholic edition

[round lagoon]

I'd add someone musically inclined other than like, sam and sebastian and stuff
i mean someone who's primary "thing" is music

[magic frigate]

Please spoil tag this

[round lagoon]

just once

[magic frigate]

Once per player per file

[vapid mango]

ooo that sounds cool!

[scenic agate]

Yes, would they need to have their cabin fully upgraded as well?

[silent jay]

That sucks

[magic frigate]

Thank you!

[near oasis]

sorry

[spark loom]

@magic frigate you said something about an artifact tracker?

[magic frigate]

No worries!

[magic frigate]

The Tracker profession

[magic frigate]

Hmmm, probably

I’d imagine both would need to

[spark loom]

Could you gimme like a little run down?

[scenic agate]

I’ll give it a shot

[magic frigate]

Choosing tracker profession shows small silver arrows on your screen leading to where the active artifact spots are on your current map

[vestal urchin]

give it all that youve got /ref

[magic frigate]

Good luck!

[spark loom]

Ty I'll check it out

[neon bobcat]

Botanist is so amazing, I could never do Tracker.

[magic frigate]

I only use it if it’s late game and I need a museum artifact

Usually don’t need to tho

||Artifact troves|| do just enough, usually

[young shale]

i soooo wanna marry sam hhhh

i need to get back to my joja save..

[vestal urchin]

i wanna do a joja save but eeehhhhhh

[magic frigate]

I don’t like bachelors but if I had to choose it’d be him

[young shale]

sam n alex r rlly the only bachelors i like but i still... probably would divorce both

alex i HAVE divorced. TWICE so.

[magic frigate]

I divorced him tooooo

[past gull]

Do we get to interact with the dog that is next to Stardrop?

[vital saffron]

It's worth it to get the achievement on steam, if nothing else

[vestal urchin]

true

[young shale]

thats the reason im doing it

[vital saffron]

The dog is in a heart event with Alex, but other than that I don't think so

[neon bobcat]

There's a little bit of story content regarding the dog, but you don't really get to interact, such as petting.

[magic frigate]

Did you see the cutscene?!

[vestal urchin]

yup

[magic frigate]

Soooo cute

[vestal urchin]

its adorb

[rare niche]

new pfp?

[magic frigate]

Hi Ben! Yeah birthday makeover!

[rare niche]

today!?

[young shale]

happy late birthday !!

[magic frigate]

Yesterday!!

Thank you!

[rare niche]

happy late birthday!

[magic frigate]

Thanks so much

[vestal urchin]

whats this mean

[magic frigate]

It’s summer!

[silent jay]

Summer

[vestal urchin]

oh okay gotcha

[drifting galleon]

Okay so I got further in the game and I gotta say

[silent jay]

finally unlocked the Keg yay

[drifting galleon]

Don't leave my hungry ass alone with a junimo 😭🙏

[vestal urchin]

i NEED a dresser

[drifting galleon]

I just throw my clothes in the fridge 😭

[vestal urchin]

real

[past gull]

Ohhhh!! Thanks 🤍

[silent jay]

i too need a dresser lol i only have 3 hats to put in there but i want a dresser lol

and some bows lol

[drifting galleon]

I love how this community is that traumatised that we just accept someone wanting to eat a junimo 😭🙏/silly

[magic frigate]

Wha

[wanton edge]

someone wanted to eat a junimo? 😭

what 😭

[bronze heart]

how is a calming game about farming traumatizing its player base

[vague parrot]

they do look kinda marshmallow-y

im imagining theyre various flavored marshmallows . apple, orange, strawberry

[spiral wind]

Nah, they are apples 💀

how does no one know??

[vague parrot]

no i know but texturally. marshmallow

[spiral wind]

imagine just taking a chunk out of a junimo..

like a bite sized chunk

🤤

how would it taste though

would it be juicy like an apple?

[drifting galleon]

Yeah, my hungry ahhh

[spiral wind]

or would it fold in like a marshmellow..

ig we'll never know

[spark loom]

The more you learn the story the more you want to just keep on farming and not ask questions anymore

[wanton edge]

They look like colourful apples that bounce

[magic frigate]

Friends not food

[spiral wind]

When u realize you are the only one providing food for the entire town

u sure

[waxen tiger]

Hey Shay

[spark loom]

Oh your at the ice cap I'm down at the bottom of the ocean

[spring bison]

Gus doesn't exist now?

[spiral wind]

i mean... when you cant grown anything... desperate times call for desperate actions

[drifting galleon]

Friends and food

[spark loom]

Who give Gus the food to cook

[spring bison]

JojaMart

[spiral wind]

Theres willy but.... 💀

[spiral wind]

Nobody likes jojamart lol

[sullen compass]

i like joja route

[spark loom]

When your realise your doing Lewis's job for him

[drifting galleon]

Ha willy

[spiral wind]

I mean.. you have a monopoly on all the foods lol, whos paying $50 for transportation fee 💀

[spring bison]

Pam

[spiral wind]

I dont even think Pam is that desperate

[spark loom]

Pams employed by joja

[inner spear]

i didnt name them spudz, im sorry 😦

[spark loom]

I mean if you want my top 3.

3. ||Lewis may be the father of marnies children||
4. ||Linus has a tent because everyone else has a house||
5. ||You will always find Shane near the train tracks||

[wanton edge]

||Isn’t Jas just Marnie’s child||

[inner spear]

||is it cause shane is sewer slidal||

[spring bison]

No

Marnie is the aunt iirc and shane is the godfather

[spark loom]

||people with depression will make no effort and push everyone else away||

[spring bison]

Lewis is scuffed

[spring bison]

True

[inner spear]

||ah i see sorry, i do the same, i push others away||

[torn quest]

The people who appear the happiest can be the ones who are depressed too

Also does anyone actually like Clint?

[inner spear]

fuck clint

[winged phoenix]

clint is my fav

he sells my iron ore and coal

[steel pumice]

isn't that a npc /j

[torn quest]

Clint… more like Clunt

[spark loom]

||several people appreciate clint, the reason he's shy to Emily is because he thinks she's out of his league||

[torn quest]

I’ve been binge watching Julian live streams on stardew and his chat kept making that joke 😂

[waxen tiger]

I'm gonna go sleep, good night chat

[rare niche]

goodnight!

[torn quest]

Nah I like him tbh he’s pretty chill tbf

[spring bison]

Clint is actually not that bad tbh

[vestal urchin]

Anf hes so right

[spring bison]

He's just really shy about the person he likes

And acts weird when he's around the person he likes, isn't that how everyone is to their crushes? Being awkward

[torn quest]

I wish they made him come out of his shell a bit more tho

He kinda just hides away it’s lowkey kinda sad tbh

[inner spear]

my honest reaction when i see :

[torn quest]

I feel like Clint has a dark backstory

[spark loom]

||each character is a representation of different problems we face today. Pam lost her motivation, Linus lost his home, Clint lost his pride, Lewis lost his kindness, the wizard lost his friends, Marnie lost her family||

[young shale]

im anti clint

[wanton edge]

||Problem is he keeps acting like that and kinda treats her similar to a possession once u get to a certain cutscene||

[torn quest]

That’s so clever to add tho

I really relate with every character tbh

[spark loom]

||Joja mart is trying to fix the problem with money, cc is trying to solve your problems by asking for help.||

[torn quest]

Yeah that’s something that puts me off him

[torn quest]

I always go with cc it’s just so much nicer to help the town. Never joja

[spark loom]

Then can you guess what stardew is?

[grave blade]

The solution!

[torn quest]

A representation of what’s important. And a solution to everything that troubles us

[viscid brook]

So I should go fishing to help with my depression

[torn quest]

I mean if you want 😂

[viscid brook]

Say no less I'm moving to the coast and buying a boat

[torn quest]

😂😂 go for it! Get those lil fishes

[spark loom]

Yeah this games genuinely messed up on some levelz

[viscid brook]

If I don't catch one that's 50+ pounds then damn it I'm not leaving the sea

[silent jay]

does the dog ever use the dog house?

or is it just for looks?

[grave blade]

1.6! ||yes but they kinda just chill in front of it||

[viscid brook]

I like how the cats just mess around with the crops

[silent jay]

i think for my 2nd pet imma get a cat

[viscid brook]

I see him just wiggle my corn crops sometimes

[torn quest]

I don’t have 1.6 yet sadly I play on console! But I’m so hyped

[grave blade]

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[round lagoon]

my eyes are about to roll out of their sockets

[torn quest]

Is it true that you can get a pet turtle

[viscid brook]

Hey he's my himbo

[grave blade]

Please discuss 1.6 content in spoiler tags or #archived-update-spoilers

[round lagoon]

Himbos don't call people nerds!

[viscid brook]

This one does

[proud pivot]

As of 1.6 ||yes, you need to get your current pet to max hearts, or get to year 2 before you can buy more pet bowls and then pets from Marnie||

[steel pumice]

AP moment

[torn quest]

Omggg thank you x

[shrewd lake]

Is ||asking how to farm clay after the update|| considered a spoiler

[proud pivot]

Not really, the outside of the exploit the answer should be the same.

Which is hoeing in the mines/artifact spots

[shrewd lake]

Wait hoeing in the mines???

Does hoeing in the mines guarantee clay?

[proud pivot]

You can also get clay from opening Geodes.

Not guaranteed no

[torn quest]

Yeah those dirt patches in the mines you can hoe them to get clay

[proud pivot]

But it seems like better odds than hoeing in the overworld

[inner spear]

💢 🤜

[proud pivot]

Plus you can get a couple artifacts in the mines, so that's a Plus

[silent jay]

if im saying spoilers im sorry i just got back into the game again and i dont know whats a spoiler and whats not

[shrewd lake]

Well I guess it's time for me to open my collection of geodes, also Jesus fishing really gets alot of geodes dude

[grave blade]

No worries just keeping this side spoiler free for console and mobile peeps!

[silent jay]

im on PC is there a channel that is exclusively for PC?

[proud pivot]

#archived-update-spoilers Allows you to talk about all content of the game without spoilers. This includes late game stuff if you care about that.

[silent jay]

oh okay thanks and again sorry

[spark loom]

Nah it's a standard question that's along the lines of "where the best fishing spot"

[wise salmon]

why can’t i get 10 hearts with sam, shane, and sebastian

[round lagoon]

can you put repeat items in the grange display?

[past gull]

They like to play like they are difficult to get.

[proud pivot]

Yeah

[round lagoon]

you need to become partners

[round lagoon]

oh thank god

[proud pivot]

(single) NPCs are locked at 8 max hearts until you become Boyfriend/Girlfriend with them

[round lagoon]

i was at 89 points

I'll just put 2 iridium bars

[proud pivot]

Mecahnically, 8 hearts is considered max until you do so.

[past gull]

I didn’t knew, omgggg!!

:))

[round lagoon]

yay

[rare niche]

delete this

[grave blade]

Yes

[proud pivot]

For the purposes of all Goals/Achievements, 8 hearts is considered max for all (single) NPCs

[wise salmon]

thank you

[vale vapor]

Hear me out guys

[brittle sail]

I wonder, how much do yall horde stuff? cause I have chests full of random crops/ores I haven't bothered to sell lmao

[round lagoon]

my grange display is so over the place

[vale vapor]

I have chests everywhere

[round lagoon]

I hoard most things once money ain't a problem

[dull coral]

no❤️❤️

[vale vapor]

Why not 😔

[maiden tiger]

I usally become a horder around year 2 in game 😅

[past gull]

NOOOO

[brittle sail]

girl not jeff bezos 😭

[past gull]

JAJAJS

[vale vapor]

I am a man

[vale vapor]

Guys please

[past gull]

Of all people 😭😭

[round lagoon]

he's not bezos he'd be bezos' groupie

[vale vapor]

I have way worse

pierre

[brittle sail]

me hoarding stuff with 305g in the bank 💀

[past gull]

Pierre is way better

Than this man

AJAJAJAJ

[vale vapor]

LOL

[past gull]

Boy, I can help you with the list of lovers. JAJAJAJ

[round lagoon]

jajaja spotted
latam?

[dull coral]

Pierre is understandable

[past gull]

😭😭

[round lagoon]

bruh

[past gull]

Fr fr

[vale vapor]

Vro im attracted to Shane and Elliott 💔

[dull coral]

ELLIOTT VALID

[brittle sail]

if i could only send images i'd show you how horrible my storage is LMAOOOO

[vale vapor]

And uh ||Mr Qi||

[round lagoon]

I sell everything under the sun until I have a steady income, then I hoard everything I come across

[vale vapor]

REAL LIKE ZAMNNNNN

[dull coral]

YESDDFDKDJ

[past gull]

Elliot 🤍 😔🤭

[brittle sail]

SPILL 📣

[vestal urchin]

hello there.

[vapid mango]

agree tbh

[drifting galleon]

I hc elliot as a British guy

[vale vapor]

good morning

[past gull]

I think I’m going to make another sheet so I can marry Elliot.

[dull coral]

real🤞🏻🤞🏻

[vale vapor]

I hc Elliott as my wife

[dull coral]

I did lmaoooo

[visual wharf]

What’s the best way to grow my farmmmm?
It’s already summer
I spent a bit too much time building up character relationships so my farms like super tinyyyy

[vapid mango]

oh for sure

[round lagoon]

nooo girl stay away from that man

[vale vapor]

ELLIOTT DID NOTHING

[round lagoon]

plant blueberries

[vestal urchin]

[drifting galleon]

As someone who is British and obsessed with writing, I love him 😭

[brittle sail]

tbh its either whale on blueberries or hot peppers 😭

[vale vapor]

Don't listen to them go for Elliott

[round lagoon]

get big money

[past gull]

My first one is going for Harvey, and the one I’m currently using for Sam.

[past gull]

HAJAJAJA BUT WHY??

[round lagoon]

No that dude gives me the ick so bad 😭

[vale vapor]

I'm going to draw me and Morris and Pierre kissing

[vestal urchin]

i feel like elliott has a rich laugh

[round lagoon]

his boat heart scene

[spring bison]

Plant Melons for Summer

[vestal urchin]

thats the spirit

[past gull]

WDYM

[vale vapor]

That's just u tho some people like him

[dull coral]

he’s so icky but I just ignore that❤️❤️

[past gull]

I did that, they died. 😔

[vale vapor]

Also ur already dating Elliott at that scene and can refuse twice

[past gull]

PLSSSS

[drifting galleon]

Did u water them

[spring bison]

L time management

[round lagoon]

bro just ||kisses you and you start SHAKING and you can tell him it was creepy and that you didn't like it||

[dull coral]

RIGHTTT

[past gull]

Yes, yes! But I started late. :(( I didn’t know, and I wanted to give them to Dimitri.

[round lagoon]

the ||trembling|| makes that scene give me major ick I'm sorry

[drifting galleon]

DIMITRI? girlie nvm I'm not gonna ask why 😭

[round lagoon]

I know everyone loves his married dialogue

[vale vapor]

You can also tell him you do like it, he even checks if ur okay

[spring bison]

That's your own opinion

[past gull]

That

[round lagoon]

yeah, that's like
what i said

[spring bison]

Now go marry morris

[vale vapor]

Shane does the same thing yet I see nobody talking about it

[round lagoon]

hell no

[proud pivot]

The trembling is out of place tbh, none of the other Post-Dating scenes have that, and Elliot's isn't the only one where you get kissed.

[vapid mango]

morris scares me

[proud pivot]

(some of the 10 heart events imply more)

[round lagoon]

I dislike shane too lol but not for that one

[drifting galleon]

I love ur pfp. Imma Goober-ify it (aka try to draw it with my left hand and under 10 minutes to see how silly it will.look) if ur OK w that

[vale vapor]

ohhh but as soon as Elliott does it

[drifting galleon]

I despise Shane 😭

[past gull]

I mean, ||why would you date someone that gives you creepy vibes? 😭😭 I think that’s why they added that option?? But I personally would shake because jeez, you just kissed me.||

[proud pivot]

It was an extremely strange choice for CA to add that into Elliot's 10 heart event compared to every other 10 heart

[vale vapor]

Why

[vapid mango]

haleys ❤️

[spring bison]

Oh sure, It's something I commissioned from someone here anyways

[past gull]

Cuz, you know, crush. 😔

[round lagoon]

I mean the way that scene plays out and the options they give you means they KNOW it's kinda creepy

[past gull]

Imagine your crush kissing you, stop. JAJAJAJA

[drifting galleon]

I have a bad history irl w alcoholics so- he isn't really a good guy for me to interact with 🙏

[round lagoon]

Comparing shane's and elliot's scenes ain't really fair, they're very different imo

[vale vapor]

Oh damn that true I like him because I relate to him

[spring bison]

The Implication

[past gull]

I think I know what you mean, because, why would they add an option that would make your character feel scared?

[round lagoon]

right so it just really messed with the feel of the scene for me

[drifting galleon]

If yall don't like elliot why go far enough w him to get that scene anyway?

[past gull]

Yeah, I get it!

[vale vapor]

Both Shane and Elliott kiss you unexpectedly. Idk why CA did that with Elliott though also what about Harvey's scene any of y'all know how to fly??

[round lagoon]

I came across it watching the vanilla scenes on youtube personally

[past gull]

I think I would go for it with my next character, he seems nice. (Haven’t interact with him) HAJAJSJ

[past gull]

HUHHH????

[round lagoon]

tbh most of the vanilla male bachelors have problems that make me dislike them lol..

[vale vapor]

He's super sweet go for it

[past gull]

Yes!

[drifting galleon]

I personally dislike Sebastian

[round lagoon]

I think the only one I truly like is like
Gay alex

[past gull]

SAME

I AM SORRY

[vale vapor]

I like Sebastian because we both smoke

[past gull]

BUT SAME- 😭

[drifting galleon]

Listen he is cool and all

[vale vapor]

I hate how Alex completely changes depending on your gender

[drifting galleon]

But he reminds me too much of my best friend 🙏

[past gull]

Frrrrr

[dull coral]

SAME

[round lagoon]

I looove his gay version but the straight ver just feels so awkward I just hc him as fully gay 😭

everyone else is bi/pan but he gay

[drifting galleon]

And yes my best friend is super like attractive for a male in a non homoerotic way but if I could choose a guy to date it would be him but that's going off topic.

Me n him are Sam and Seb respectively

[round lagoon]

As a female farmer he feels like he talks like he thinks hetero dudes should talk lmfao

[past gull]

He’s nice but I don’t like some things. :(( I know it’s a game but I know I wouldn’t interact with someone like him irl.

[vale vapor]

lol

[drifting galleon]

He talks as if he watches 'sigma male podcasts'

[past gull]

Like 🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️

[vale vapor]

Now me personally I'm going for Shane because I like fat people

[spring bison]

The Implication of The Farmer being in a boat with Elliott and where things might go bad for the farmer if the farmer rejects Elliott

[round lagoon]

I just imagine him like "(fuck how do dudes talk) uhhh fuckin, boobs or somethin"

[past gull]

BRO??

[vale vapor]

But rn in my android save im going for Elliott cause beach farm

[past gull]

CONTEXT?

[drifting galleon]

Adam from hazbin hotel be like

[round lagoon]

Bro has a little flab and they call him fat

[dull coral]

my ex bsf used to love him and now every time I see him it’s just ehhhh

[novel thistle]

@dull coral You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[vale vapor]

STOP THIS MADNESS

[dull coral]

LETS GOOOO

[vapid mango]

woooo

[past gull]

Congrats Kat!

[drifting galleon]

I didn't get that vibe from it but I see where ur coming from

[spring bison]

Search up
"The Implication - Stardew Valley" in YouTube

[round lagoon]

i understood that reference

[vale vapor]

Yeah and get off my willy please 😔

[past gull]

Okok thanks

[round lagoon]

They won't say no

Because of the implication

face tenses up to unimaginable degree

[past gull]

Does it have bad things-?

[vale vapor]

[spring bison]

Not really

[round lagoon]

it's a parody of an adult sitcom skit

[past gull]

💀

[spring bison]

real

[drifting galleon]

I just don't see elliot as the type of guy to do anything to harm the farmer

[round lagoon]

he's not yours he's mine

[spring bison]

It's not that bad I promise you

[round lagoon]

i mean what

[dull coral]

RIGHT

[spring bison]

Yeah he isn't he's a writer so

[vale vapor]

!elliott

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !elliott.

[vale vapor]

I need him

[vapid mango]

im crying this is making me like alex more

[shut carbon]

personally I hc Haley as lesbian because she just gives me lesbian vibes and I love the gay/lesbian solidarity between her and Alex and I think it would be kinda funny if they dated each other when they were younger until they realized they were both gay

[round lagoon]

"your honor he's a writer" lmaoo
sorry it just sounded so funny

[vale vapor]

I hc Haley as transfem

[shut carbon]

!elliot

[novel thistle]

Elliott has two t's in it...

To use this command, type !elliot.

[drifting galleon]

Elliot is fr so me (excluding the boat heart event. I'm too anxious to be that bold)

[round lagoon]

that's so valid actually

[shut carbon]

yessssss

[drifting galleon]

FRRR

[vale vapor]

BIG MELLON

[past gull]

No wayyyy

[round lagoon]

I play almost exclusively as girls so I don't have much experience w straight haley

[shut carbon]

I hc Sebastian as transmasc (I am projecting)

[past gull]

😭😭😭

[vestal urchin]

i mightve wasted 6k guys

[dull coral]

im literally Emily😔🙏🏻🙏🏻

[past gull]

Whoever sent that, their nails. 😔

[drifting galleon]

I personally HC elliot as non binary Masc presenting :3

[past gull]

Their nails are nailing

[vale vapor]

hello Pierre from Pierres general store
Hello Morris from jojamart
Then they kiss

[round lagoon]

sloppy style

[past gull]

I

[drifting galleon]

HUG

[shut carbon]

REAL I’m adopting that now omg

[drifting galleon]

Huh*

[vale vapor]

Shane x Elliott perhaps ?

[past gull]

I just want a romantic scene with Sam. 😔

[round lagoon]

what i thought this was a SAFE SPACE

[drifting galleon]

I don't see that personally, but Ig it'd work

[vale vapor]

I like it

[shut carbon]

I love penny x maru (English major x STEM major crossover fr)

[drifting galleon]

TRANSFEM MARU 🔛🔝

[shut carbon]

LMFAO the typo

[dull coral]

LMAOOOOOO

[vale vapor]

I too transfed my transgender friends

[drifting galleon]

Transfed. OH SHIT MARU BECAME A COP

[vestal urchin]

is marnie working thursday

[shut carbon]

she should be unless it’s her doctor appointment (which I think is on her birthday Thursday the 18th of fall)

[drifting galleon]

Yall I have a special hc :3

[shut carbon]

[[Marnie]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Marnie

[drifting galleon]

Idk why but I've always had the HC that willy and the Mayor are EX Lovers 😭

[hasty storm]

Happy farming

[vale vapor]

Eh. Close enough right guys?

[dull coral]

WOWWWWW

[shut carbon]

this would probably go in #creative-discussion but this looks so cute!!

[round lagoon]

everyone in stardew is mad pink honestly it's fine

[vale vapor]

MY BAD

[halcyon wedge]

Geologist or miner

[vale vapor]

Thanks u

[shut carbon]

Miner imo

[dull coral]

oooh this is a hard one

[hasty storm]

Miner

[vestal urchin]

miner

[dull coral]

miner????

[hasty storm]

Crystalarium makes geologist obsolete

[halcyon wedge]

K

[hasty storm]

That extra iridium ore makes all the difference

[vale vapor]

How come I just found out blue chickens exist and aren't fictional

[round lagoon]

Miner 1000%

[drifting galleon]

MINOR? ME CORE? (Not for long. I'm no longer a minor in a few months >:])

[vestal urchin]

gold ones too

[dull coral]

need a blue chicken🙏🏻🙏🏻

[vale vapor]

THAOS ARE REAL?

[vestal urchin]

yeah

[deep meadow]

Black chickens are real too

[vestal urchin]

i used to raise chickens a lot

[hasty storm]

I too have a goose that lays a golden egg

[vestal urchin]

red, orange, blue, gold

black brown

white

[dull coral]

RAINBOW!!!!

[deep meadow]

There’s actual black chickens

[vestal urchin]

prismatic chicken lol

[deep meadow]

Even their organs and meat is black

[vestal urchin]

yup

[deep meadow]

The real life void chickens

[drifting galleon]

I feel like Sam watches WWE and watched at the time where John cena saluted the troops, seeing his dad apart or them and it would give him some comfort knowing that he will come back, and seeing him through WWE would make it more of a comfort show for him

[deep meadow]

Sam wouldn’t watch WWE

[drifting galleon]

Imo he would ^^

[deep meadow]

Sam would be playing that one uhhh skating game

[drifting galleon]

Skate 3

[vale vapor]

skate3

[drifting galleon]

He can like multiple stuff 😭

[deep meadow]

Alex would probably be into WWE though

[drifting galleon]

Nah he would be like 'it's so fake man'

[deep meadow]

True, he’d probably watch real wrestling

George might also watch wrestling in his own time

[drifting galleon]

They are both Real types of wrestling

[deep meadow]

He seems like the type of guy when he was younger

[drifting galleon]

Mhm. Hulk hogan, that's who George would know

[deep meadow]

To be fair in the ||Alex 14 heart event where everybody is at the saloon ||

[past gull]

NO manches wey

Oops- HAJSJS SPANISH HITTING

Bro, that’s cool

[calm quarry]

Hello everyone

[vestal urchin]

hai

[grave blade]

Hello not human

[calm quarry]

How is your day going
Did you pet your animal
Or did you wash your hand

[grave blade]

Yes and yes, but not in that order

[sturdy adder]

Hi help needed

[vestal urchin]

sup

[deep meadow]

I’m sure you can ask

We don’t bite, at least from the last time I checked

[grave blade]

help intensifies

[vale vapor]

Pierre I just want seeds not to hear about your daughter and your concerns vro

[deep meadow]

That’s so real

[sturdy adder]

I can chicken 🐓 in my coop.
Should I buy food from Marine Ranch and feed them?
Chicken 🐔 2 days before for my coop.

[dull coral]

you can get hay from the grass in your farm!

[proud pivot]

If you have grass growing on the farm, you can put the coop near that and they will eat that instead

Having some back-up hay for rainy days isn't a bad idea though

All animals are still profitable when buying Hay for them, if that was your concern

[sturdy adder]

Hay means ?

[deep meadow]

[[Hay]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Hay

[spark loom]

Would you like an animals tutorial?

[proud pivot]

It's what all animals eat for food, bought from Marnie's store

Or Scythed from grass IF you own a Silo on your farm

[deep meadow]

The animals mood will be set to max and they’ll gain a bit of friendship when grazing outside from grass

[sturdy adder]

Ok I will go to Marine Ranch and buy hay 👍

[deep meadow]

Are you playing on the meadowlands farm? Judging by the question

[cobalt hare]

I want a Stardew Valley tattoo but Idk what to get

[deep meadow]

A star drop?

[cobalt hare]

omg

[sturdy adder]

Meadowlands farm ?
I new to this game.
I don't know

[deep meadow]

A new farm that was added in version 1.6

[vestal urchin]

standard for first run

[cobalt hare]

Where?

[dull coral]

OMG THATS SUCH A GREAT IDEA

[spring bison]

Meadowlands Farm is really great for new players tbh

[sturdy adder]

No.
Mine is version 1.5

[vestal urchin]

get a stardrop

[deep meadow]

Also one of the easier ones for money

[vestal urchin]

[deep meadow]

I see

[cobalt hare]

OK STARDROP

[spring bison]

Yup

[spring bison]

Then go either Standard or 4 Corner Farm

[vestal urchin]

i want a tattoo like this (not specifically a stardrop) but on my neck behind my hair yk

[cobalt hare]

I'm very picky about where I put my tattoos and apparently coloring is expensive

[vestal urchin]

yurp

[deep meadow]

Four corners is a bit much for a newbie dontcha think?

[river olive]

my newborn chicks have gotten nothing to eat because I've had like a week straight of rainy days

[shut carbon]

Forest farm is good for a new player imo

[spring bison]

Nah, It's basically standard with less space but has a small quarry and forest farm weeds

Forest Farm is a bit scuffed

[proud pivot]

Just go buy some hay lol

[deep meadow]

Four corners is giant though

[river olive]

50 gold per hay in the early game is way too much

[spring bison]

Hmmm

I guess the Forest Farm is also good

[proud pivot]

Non-Egg-Laying chickens for multiple days is also way too much

[vestal urchin]

yay i got a cockle

[spring bison]

Early Access Hardwood and Forageable

Mixed Seed Weeds

[deep meadow]

Also loses a lot of friendship without ||auto-petter||

[spark loom]

Well if you think about the fact that parsnip sales gets you 2500g

[spring bison]

1 hay for 50g early game is way too expensive

[river olive]

or that a coop is 4000 gold

[cobalt hare]

I think Ima get the tattoo on my shoulderblade

[spring bison]

It's only good when you're mid-late game

[spark loom]

I do the animals last

[proud pivot]

People over-value the 50g per hay tbh. Your chickens NOT laying eggs is losing you more money than buying the hay

[vestal urchin]

good idea

[deep meadow]

Silo

[spring bison]

I recommend getting just a single silo and every time it's full, you gather the hay and harvest grass again so you don't build more hays

[river olive]

I almost have enough clay for a silo

[spark loom]

It's also the fact people go straight to money instead of considering there supply

[spring bison]

I recommend just leaving the coop near grass

[deep meadow]

I built a silo as one of the first things on meadowlands

[spark loom]

If you spend 25000 to make 5000 then you didn't make 5000

[spring bison]

Yeahhh that's important

[deep meadow]

Silos are also pretty cheap

[proud pivot]

Every day your chicken isn't laying an Egg, you are losing 190g per chicken

[spark loom]

Losing 190 gold?

[proud pivot]

Mayo is 190g

[spark loom]

That's not how that...

[proud pivot]

thgat's exactly how that...

buy hay people

[river olive]

I started a whole debate huh

[deep meadow]

Or just build a silo

[spark loom]

Do you spend 190 gold a day on your chickens?

[proud pivot]

That also works, but if you don't have a Silo yet

Buy hay

[spring bison]

nah just download the cjb cheats mod and spawn in hay

[vestal urchin]

those r cute

[proud pivot]

Do you not sell the product your animals create?

[deep meadow]

Silos are a better long term expense than buying hay from Marnie

[spring bison]

Yeah

[river olive]

no, I use them for energy /joke

[spark loom]

Nope I get all my stuff for free so no expense

[spring bison]

Plus you still need a silo for the deluxe buildings

[cobalt hare]

I like the one to to bottom right, all of them look cute tho!

[proud pivot]

Obviously the Silo is the best Option.
but if you DON'T HAVE ONE YET you are losing money buy not buying Hay in the meantime

[spark sedge]

and you only need to build 1 silo, you can store the overflow hay in a chest

[spark loom]

If anything the biggest waste of money is buying a chicken without an appropriate set up

That's like buying a car without an engine

[river olive]

besides, my coop door is open, if they're so starving why can't they just walk out for a second and eat the grass that's just sitting there

[proud pivot]

If I have the money to buy a Coop and chickens, but Yoba refuses to give me Clay, I'm buying the coop and chickens

[river olive]

lazy ahh chickens

[proud pivot]

They can eat grass/bought hay until I get the clay

[spark loom]

I don't see why everyone needs to spend 100000 dollars on hay when it's literally out side FOR FREE

[sturdy adder]

The hooper is empty in my coop.
What to do please help 🙏

[spark sedge]

if you have a silo, cut grass on your farm. if you don't buy the hay from marnie.

[vestal urchin]

u need a silo for that i think

[spark loom]

Is you door open and is there grass outside?

[vestal urchin]

when u have a silo u need to scythe grass on ur farm

[sturdy adder]

Yes

[spark loom]

Then they are getting fed

[sturdy adder]

Ok thank you 🙏

[proud pivot]

Eventually you get the point where grass doesn't keep up with animals. This conversation as a whole is obviously talking about before that state, but yeah.

Assuming you want to keep buying animals that is.

[finite umbra]

hi

i just joined

[vestal urchin]

hello

welcome

[last epoch]

I got a question does anyone wanna play some Stardew with me? I'm a bit bored.

[vestal urchin]

#1139016532966506576

[last epoch]

Yep ty

[spark loom]

Well yeah but so many people talk about profit expense ratio like "I lose money if I don't spend a million dollars on kegs" if you spend a million dollars on kegs YOUR LOSING MONEY

[round lagoon]

get fucked bucko

[finite umbra]

leave pierre alone

[vestal urchin]

no

[finite umbra]

bro's a w

[vestal urchin]

fuck pierre

[finite umbra]

he does throw hands

[cobalt hare]

I love spoiling Leah with wine and truffle