stardew-valley

[rare niche]

You can’t put bait on a bamboo pole

Unlucky then. Make your fishing in the proper time period

[vale vapor]

I am shamefully in love with pierre

erm

[polar pecan]

You'll can buy rods at Willy's

[polar pecan]

Ohh how so?

[vale vapor]

Hear me out guys

[cobalt hare]

pierre is cute but evil

[vale vapor]

Real

[vestal urchin]

i hate pierre so much omg

[cobalt hare]

what button is it to switch to my backpack

[vale vapor]

I hate him but ughh I wouldn't pass an opportunity tbh

[cobalt hare]

if he wasn't like mr krabs i'd want him

[vestal urchin]

whenever i sell food to him he says he grew it

[rare niche]

E

[alpine matrix]

when can i get pet?

[rare niche]

When you reach 1,000 total earnings

[vale vapor]

My friend just sent me a 5 minute long voice message with their bass boosted mic telling me I needed help for being in love with pierre LMAO

[vestal urchin]

as they should

[vale vapor]

[cobalt hare]

my CHEMISTRY TEACHER lectured me for marrying shane

[vale vapor]

LMAO WHATT NO WAY 💀

[vestal urchin]

they shouldve done it with funny mic (iykyk, idk the actually name of the mic so)

[vale vapor]

My therapist told me that now they knew all they needed to know when I said I liked Shane 😭

[vestal urchin]

this is amazing

[vale vapor]

They did

[vestal urchin]

mine ghosted me

[vale vapor]

DAMN

[cobalt hare]

she was mad at me for not getting with a younger bachelor and also mad because "you can't fix him"

[vestal urchin]

deadass

[vale vapor]

I'm not trying to fix him I'm making him worse /j

[cobalt hare]

like stfu you married PENNY 😐

[vestal urchin]

no way

thats worse than shane

[vale vapor]

Ew 😭😭

[cobalt hare]

i didn't shame her for marrying penny though

[vestal urchin]

shouldve

[vale vapor]

Tell Penny what she wants to hear

[cobalt hare]

she can live out her little virtual cottage core lesbian life

[rare niche]

Let’s not shame people for who they decide to marry

[vapid mango]

nooooooo

[cobalt hare]

im telling a story about my teacher 💀 this was unnecessary

[round lagoon]

NOO YOU'RE FUCKING WITH THE WRONG CROPS NOW THEY'RE OUT OF SYNC

[vale vapor]

If someone shamed me for marrying Shane I would pull out the wiki and just berrate them LMAO

[vapid mango]

penny is great ❤️

[vestal urchin]

party pooper/j

[cobalt hare]

i will never shame a penny lover, but dogging on me for loving SHANE???? when you married PENNY???

[rare niche]

Shaming your teacher 🙏

[vale vapor]

I like men

[vale vapor]

REAL

[cobalt hare]

i said i didn't but okay 😭

[vestal urchin]

other way around

[round lagoon]

w
which one

[vestal urchin]

teacher shaming them

[vapid mango]

i was just adding to the penny discourse lol but i get that reasoning

[rare niche]

Prospector

[vale vapor]

Yeah I know lol

[vestal urchin]

blacksmith is awesome if u plan on selling iridium bars

[cobalt hare]

how do i get above marines ranch

[vale vapor]

should I draw Morris and Pierre kissing /JJJ

[rare niche]

Wdym?

[vestal urchin]

yes

[vale vapor]

Slash jay

Okay I'll do it

[vestal urchin]

do it

[cobalt hare]

slash ess are ess.

where do i find dandelion

[rare niche]

[[dandelion]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/dandelion

[vestal urchin]

hang it up on ur wall after

[vale vapor]

I will print it out and give it to my homophobic teacher

[polar pecan]

Is your teacher also an sdv player?

[vale vapor]

Probably not idk but it will be funny

[cobalt hare]

being homophobic and playing stardew valley contradict eachother

[vestal urchin]

dont get detention ‼️‼️

[vale vapor]

Lmao

I wonder

oh my god

!morris

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !morris.

[vale vapor]

LMAOO

[cobalt hare]

bro 😭

[vale vapor]

That's real

[vestal urchin]

i wonder too

maky

good tbh

[cobalt hare]

LMAO

[vestal urchin]

keep him out

[cobalt hare]

THE BIAS???

[vale vapor]

We got Morris but no Pierre LOLL

[vestal urchin]

astronomically based

[vale vapor]

I will make Pierre a thing mark my words

[vestal urchin]

"you mark my words! 😈" ahh moment

[vale vapor]

Mwehehehehe

[cobalt hare]

so disorganized ☹️

[vale vapor]

Me

I put everything everywhere and get mad when I can't find it

[cobalt hare]

i hoard everything

[vale vapor]

"YOU NEVER KNOW!!" and I have stuff from spring y1

[vestal urchin]

what kind of mayo ya makin (im curious idk why)

[vale vapor]

mayo

[cobalt hare]

duck.

[vestal urchin]

real

[inner spear]

i finally got it what

[vestal urchin]

wanna see what i did with duck mayo

[cobalt hare]

TOU CAN GET MLRE THAN ONEvvv???

[vestal urchin]

yup

[vale vapor]

THATS TOO MANY

[rough seal]

help idk how to respond to this XD #images-and-memes message

[vale vapor]

TOO MANY ||??PINKYLEMON??||

[vestal urchin]

its not enough

[vale vapor]

How many more do you need

[vestal urchin]

my idea might take a while..

[cobalt hare]

my bedroom is so cute

where do i get better upgrades for my tools

idk what shane's doing

[vestal urchin]

im gonna use ||pinky lemons|| as fences

[cobalt hare]

WHY????

[vale vapor]

I want what you're on

[vale vapor]

Give him a big kiss

[golden wasp]

May I ask what ||pinky lemons|| are

Yes give shane all the love

[cobalt hare]

yo momma!!

[cobalt hare]

i will ^^

[golden wasp]

You got me

[vale vapor]

You can get them via a secret if you do something with duck mayo

[golden wasp]

Mr sigma you are truly an enigma/Pos

[vale vapor]

Shane with beer belly>>>>>>

[cobalt hare]

thank you citrus you rock because you like shane and you're nice to me

[golden wasp]

You seem so cool lol

You do too cursedsuckz

[cobalt hare]

THANK YOU!!!!! YOU TOO ^^

[vale vapor]

I love fat people!!!

[golden wasp]

FR

[vale vapor]

Thanks you I thinks you're cool

Aswell

[cobalt hare]

i love people of every type so much, like if you don't like them, more for me 🙂‍↔️

[vestal urchin]

[loud fossil]

Does the auto grabber grab truffles from outside the barn? I have the pigs fenced in but I also have a TON of them so it’s hard to pick up all the truffles without opening the pig info

[vale vapor]

No I don't think so

[loud fossil]

Dang it

Oh I could pick them up when they go in at night, I’m dumb

[vale vapor]

I LET MY CHICKENS MARINATE FOR TOO LONG NOW I HAVE TOO MANY EGGS

[golden wasp]

MARINATE 😭

[vale vapor]

Shane I need his help

He knows all about chickesn

[cobalt hare]

shane blue chicken

[vale vapor]

mmm

Chicken

[cobalt hare]

chicken

[vale vapor]

I'm gonna order Popeyes now thank you

[cobalt hare]

wtf! 😁

[polar pecan]

Baked Chicken
Fried Chicken
Roasted Chicken

[cobalt hare]

how about alive chicken?????😭

[vestal urchin]

nah

fried chicken is so good

[vale vapor]

Am i just stupid where's the tear

[vestal urchin]

chicken tenders too ugh

[cobalt hare]

in so deep bro thinks triangles are a SDV reference

😭

[spiral wind]

💀

[vale vapor]

REAL, dude especially canes OHMYGOOOFDODOD

[vestal urchin]

i never had it

[vale vapor]

Bro

Bro you HAVE to try it

[vestal urchin]

im js tweakin mb pretend i aint say anything 😔

[vale vapor]

Only good thing about me moving to the USA was canes

Their chicken is fireeee

[vestal urchin]

real it SUCKS here bro

i live like 3hrs away from a canes i think

[vale vapor]

💔

[vestal urchin]

real

[vale vapor]

The ice just hit my tooth really hard ow

Shane Elliott uhdhem Shane Shane Elliott guys ic ant Elliott Shane Shane

I'm in love

[vestal urchin]

HUUUHH

[vale vapor]

I feel like that one yuno miles song where he's just saying Kendrick Lamar and Drake over and over

[willow idol]

What crop should you plant in fall if you want to get farming level 6

[vestal urchin]

uhh

pumpkin i would think

[willow idol]

What does that mean

[vestal urchin]

thats how much exp u get

[willow idol]

How many pumpkins do I need

[vestal urchin]

idk

[polar pecan]

The amount of xp u get

Up to u, depends on your budget ig

[willow idol]

How many pumpkins would I need to get to farming level 6

My budget is 2874

[vestal urchin]

you need 3300 exp points to get to level 6 from level 0

[granite orbit]

[polar pecan]

Aye asu

[cobalt hare]

why is he always changing it 😭😭😭😭 what do i do

[vestal urchin]

ew wtf

[cobalt hare]

fr it's so ugly

[vestal urchin]

plain ahh choice he made

like his personality (i love shane)

[cobalt hare]

he's obviously into "modern" decor

and im NOT for it

[cobalt hare]

he is NOT plain 😭

he's a little weirdo

[vestal urchin]

when i marry sam i am NOT getting a dress, theres no way im going thru allat again

[cobalt hare]

i married shane in my underwear 👍

[vestal urchin]

real

[clever pine]

#images-and-memes

[glad fern]

Mallet or claymore?

[trim heath]

best way to farm slimes?

[cobalt hare]

||slime ranch||

later in the game you get two recipes to help you w that

[trim heath]

what recipes

[vestal urchin]

slime incubator, only one ik

dk how u get it

so

[cobalt hare]

slime incubator and slime egg machine i forgot the name

it makes 100 slime balls into one slime egg

[vestal urchin]

slime press maybe idfk

ya

thats post cc tho

[flat crescent]

?

[vestal urchin]

i dont think it can be mentioned here

[flat crescent]

whelp

woops

[upper pasture]

also pls delete!

[flat crescent]

done

[upper pasture]

thank you sm

[full sky]

s-spaghetti and meatballs?!

[spark loom]

No it's not

I haven't finished cc and I have it

On my farm

[full sky]

what is

[spark loom]

The slime press

[full sky]

yea no that's not post cc who said that 😭

[vestal urchin]

i wasnt talking ab the slime press..

[spark loom]

Oh I just realised lol

[full sky]

combat level 6 unlocks recipe for slime egg press

[spark loom]

I saw 2 things at once

Lmao

[full sky]

real

[spark loom]

Also afternoon just woke up from my nap lol

[clever pine]

hi is planting mixed seeds a bad idea

i asked u bcz ur name says crop master

and i have no idea what im doing

[polar pecan]

Well its not that bad.
Its just u can use it for crafting.

[green oxide]

How many space for crops do yall have at late game?

[dense minnow]

Like 500 or smth

Could have more tho

[cobalt hare]

i have 300; river farm.

~300, a little more probably

[green oxide]

Im building the start of my late game design

And i made these circular shapes which i dont know if i like

[ashen ocean]

has concernedape ever mentioned anything about crossplatform multiplayer?

[upper pasture]

not sure but it wouldnt happen anytime soon

[upper pasture]

man i just did rectangles 😭

[dense minnow]

You guys did actual shapes?

[upper pasture]

props to u for making it look good

[upper pasture]

it was like a 50x50 rectangle

so technically just a big blob of tilled land

[vestal urchin]

i have 1438 crops i grow every summer, standard

[cobalt hare]

why circles that is so impractical 😭

[slender cairn]

hi

[cobalt hare]

hi! welcome!

[dense minnow]

Hello

[polar pecan]

120 in ||greenhouse||
2,560 ||garden pots|| in main farm

[green oxide]

I never said it looks good, i jist wanted something different than everyone

[cobalt hare]

i need to buy a portrait of my husbands face for 30k gold

why is he so expensive

[upper pasture]

oh ok

[upper pasture]

????|| pots|| wtf

thats so much damn

[nocturne herald]

spoilers maybe? ||was heading to town to find a giant possum looking thing running away at the bus path when i was heading to town loll it was huge, is this a sve thing or 1.6 itself ||

[polar pecan]

Yea i grinded for it for like 3 SDV years

[vestal urchin]

(i recently made it bigger)

[upper pasture]

oh lord

[upper pasture]

honestly that looks good

[polar pecan]

||I have 20 sheds filled with 128 garden pots each ||

[upper pasture]

DAMN MELO

[vestal urchin]

i made it 5 rows bigger, 12 sprinklers worth

[dense minnow]

Jesus thats a lot-

[vestal urchin]

i js have a shed with kegs

damn

now why did i say dance

[dense minnow]

idk lmao

[polar pecan]

||I have 3 cabins fully upgraded and renovated filled with 1,280 kegs in total||

[cobalt hare]

i need more iridium sprinklers but i don't wanna get rid of my quality ones

[cobalt hare]

DAMN 😨

[vestal urchin]

damn

[cobalt hare]

DAMN.

[worthy sigil]

Heyo

[dense minnow]

Hallu

[cobalt hare]

hi

[dense minnow]

Bro why do you need so many kegs??

Das crazy

[cobalt hare]

how to stop shane from putting the ugliest most disgusting floors and furniture in our house

[dense minnow]

Divorce /j

[cobalt hare]

BESIDES that, i love him too much

[worthy sigil]

Just wondering if theres a mod I can use to change npc's names :>

[vestal urchin]

3 sheds would be 1053, i rather make like 4 sheds bc its js cheaper

i would think

idk still

[polar pecan]

||i managed to fully upgrade and renovate 7 more cabins so it means i have a total of 8 cellars and yes I also have a total of 1,512 casks||

[vestal urchin]

ooh cool

i wanna have more cellars but eh

[cobalt hare]

#modded-stardew might want to ask there ?? idk anything abt mods

[polar pecan]

Starfruit wine

[worthy sigil]

Ah okay ty

[cobalt hare]

bros a millionaire 😔

[polar pecan]

Sadly am not

[dense minnow]

But if you have that many kegs, do you even need more money?

[polar pecan]

See my profile

I is broke

[cobalt hare]

im on Y3 and i've made 600k so far so i think im doing pretty okay

[polar pecan]

yes

[vestal urchin]

i love how im putting wine in casks even tho i have more money than i'll ever need already

[dense minnow]

On my main pf I have like 15m or smth

[cobalt hare]

i only have 40k rn though....

i spent my entire first year romancing shane 😭

and then i locked in

[polar pecan]

I need money for my hoarding

I need 126m to buy something

[vestal urchin]

is there somethig i can use to instantly grow a crop orrr-

[polar pecan]

None u can only shorten maturity thru speed gros

[jade bane]

i wonder , if i take the farm what starts with a coop , wil i get from robin the mission to make a coop ?

and hope for ||the crop fairy||

[dense minnow]

You get a quest to build a silo instead of a coop

[vestal urchin]

its nice i dont have to do anything so i can walk around w all my tools normally

[jade bane]

ah perfect thx ,, i was gonma build that anyway , as i need it for rainy days

start 5 it seems , sigh

[dense minnow]

I mean you could just buy from Marnie and store it in a chest but yeah, a silo is better

[half nebula]

Debating on restating

[vestal urchin]

y

[jade bane]

restating ?

restarting ?

[cobalt hare]

i need to cut more grass ty for reminding me

[jade bane]

in my 3rg attempt my best income was from my golden mayo

[cobalt hare]

new save file

my best income is from golden pumpkin

i think

can't wait for my star fruit to grow

[jade bane]

yer selling it ? how much was that worth ?

[cobalt hare]

i think it sells for 460

but im gonna wine it

[jade bane]

i got aswell for ||mushroom trunks||

[cobalt hare]

and sell it for around 900

[jade bane]

oh goldenpumpkin crop .. for a moment i thought you meanted ||golden pumkin festival reward||

[vestal urchin]

i have an autofeeder but ok

[dense minnow]

XD

[pearl abyss]

howwwww

[green oxide]

is ancient seed good

i got one from travelling guy

[dense minnow]

Yes

[spring bison]

The seed that'll fuel your riches

[green oxide]

how

[spring bison]

Donate it to gunther

[green oxide]

i mean im pretty rich now, i got 350k

[spring bison]

Only 350k?

[green oxide]

no no i got like the seed itself

its ancient seeds

[spring bison]

That's not really much when you're in late game

[spring bison]

Donate it to gunther

You'll get a recipe to turn those seeds into actually af seeds

[green oxide]

nooo

its SEEDS

already

[jade bane]

yeah getting to deluxe mode is my goal aswell

[spring bison]

you mean the blue one?

[green oxide]

1 pack of seeds

[spring bison]

Then plant it somewhere

It'll last till fall

Once you get seed makers

It'll be easy

[vestal urchin]

its a coop upgrade

[green oxide]

i have

[spring bison]

350K gold is not much in late game

[green oxide]

wdym

[spring bison]

Then plant the ancient fruit seed

[vestal urchin]

real

[green oxide]

its winter now

[spring bison]

It's a crop that re-grow from spring to fall

[jade bane]

brrr colddddd

[spring bison]

Then wait for y2

[green oxide]

what abt winter

[green oxide]

its year 2

[spring bison]

Or the next year

[dense minnow]

Plant it in the greenhouse if you have it, or wait for y3

[spring bison]

It dies like every other crop

It's the best multi-harvest crop

then single harvest is star fruit

[dense minnow]

spoilers

[vestal urchin]

the immage or text

[dense minnow]

text

its post cc I think

[vestal urchin]

yeah ur right

After fully upgrading the Farmhouse and completing the Community Center

[rare niche]

You gotta delete this

[spiral wind]

cant || quarry|| come with your farm

[dense minnow]

Yes, but I think the farm one is slightly different

And also this one is a cc reward

[spiral wind]

👍

[vestal urchin]

why?

[polar pecan]

Need to be spoilered cos it has ||moss||

[vestal urchin]

ugh

alr

[late falcon]

helllo

[polar pecan]

Hello

[dense minnow]

Hallu

[upper pasture]

yeah hilltop is a downgrade of it

[polar pecan]

yep my farm has a mini one

[half nebula]

Somebody yell at me...I restarted. I just didn't like how thing were turning out in my old farm.

[upper pasture]

hey tbh thats not a bad choice

restarting is sometimes a great option

[half nebula]

Thanks

But now I have to rebuild everything I had

However right now I'm tired and so I've put it away for the night

[viscid brook]

If I ever start a new file I'm either doing hilltop or river

[upper pasture]

but now you know what to do and how to do it faster!

[viscid brook]

Forest farm files are getting boring

[inner spear]

chat should i draw shane with a dad bod

[upper pasture]

go for it

[viscid brook]

Go ahead

[upper pasture]

i despise river omg

[viscid brook]

Y

[half nebula]

Thats true

[upper pasture]

the amount of land

[abstract wyvern]

RIVER HATERS, UNITE

[upper pasture]

pisses me off

[viscid brook]

Ok but le fish

[upper pasture]

and everything is split apart

[viscid brook]

Fish

[upper pasture]

[abstract wyvern]

i wish you can fall into the water accidentally and die and lose all of your cash so that it sucks even more /j

[upper pasture]

ehhh not a good enough reason for me

[upper pasture]

DAMN 😭

[viscid brook]

FISH IS THE PERFECT REASON

[half nebula]

I just didn't like that I didn't have a pet, and there were other things but I can't explain. Something felt wrong yknow

[upper pasture]

honestly it takes 3 seconds to go to the river 😔

[abstract wyvern]

willy:

[upper pasture]

u better get a pet this time

[abstract wyvern]

⛰️🪵

[upper pasture]

mountain lake eats

[half nebula]

Oh trust me never making that mistake ever again 😂

[abstract wyvern]

is that sdv's version of ubereats

[upper pasture]

good

i really do love my pet in this game

[viscid brook]

Sam cute ngl

[half nebula]

😂 leason will and truly learnt

[upper pasture]

damn right

[abstract wyvern]

MANNN it'd be SO COOL if ca expanded the crops and animal part of the game more

[upper pasture]

i wanna unicorn that lays ammo

[fickle oracle]

will frienship points be deducted if i sell my feast of winter star gift...

[upper pasture]

dont think so

[viscid brook]

What was the gift

[fickle oracle]

great

jade from caroline

[viscid brook]

Neat

[upper pasture]

plant

u get multiple harvests so it eats

[cobalt hare]

Cranberries or pumpkins

[upper pasture]

pumpkins

[polar pecan]

Pumpkins

[abstract wyvern]

took me forever to find

[dense minnow]

Pumpkins

[spring bison]

PUMPKINS

[viscid brook]

Pumpkin

[cobalt hare]

Yum

[spring bison]

IF YOU DON'T DO PUMPKINS WHYYYYYY

[cobalt hare]

Because I hate Leah

[upper pasture]

smh

[viscid brook]

I was a cranberry person but then I made pickled pumpkins and damn

[charred nimbus]

Elliotte is pretty hot tbh

it was love at first sight

[abstract wyvern]

smelliott

[inner spear]

TATER TOT I CANT

[charred nimbus]

real….

[inner spear]

MY HEART

[half nebula]

Whos everyone's favorite characters?

[inner spear]

HARVEY AND SHANE

[viscid brook]

Sebastian and Sam

[upper pasture]

||sandy|| and leah

[charred nimbus]

Marnie and leah!

[upper pasture]

and seb

and evelyn

[charred nimbus]

Sandy is pretty unique

[viscid brook]

Ok but Mr Qi

[charred nimbus]

I do wish they added a dangerously neurodivergent person for me to vibe with

[viscid brook]

Sam?

[charred nimbus]

Yeah but like in my way

[half nebula]

YES! THEY NEED TO DO THIS

[viscid brook]

But yeah they do

[charred nimbus]

No you see, i want them to be like me, dangerously neurodivergent and needlessly complicated

undiagnosed

[half nebula]

I'm nerodivergent myself, self dignosed but fuck man. Every single autism trait is me. 😂

[pearl abyss]

ohhh okie thankss

[charred nimbus]

Im probably a teeny bit on the spectrum, but its mostly neurodivergence that prickles me

[olive perch]

How do you only sell part of your stuff? Like if I have 115 stone and want to sell 15, how do I? I just accidentally sold all of my stone

[charred nimbus]

You can split the items in your inventory

[dense minnow]

Split the stack

[olive perch]

How might I split the stack

[upper pasture]

if ur on pc then right click

[half nebula]

Fair enough however I do understand.

[dense minnow]

Right click on it in your inv

[charred nimbus]

There are lots of buttons on a keyboard so i guess id start with right mouse ehehe

[upper pasture]

and then keep right clicking till u get 15 in ur hand

[half nebula]

Whats your guys LEAST favorite character

[olive perch]

I tried right clicking but it didn’t work

I’ll try again

[charred nimbus]

The wizard

[upper pasture]

alex

well actually

[dense minnow]

Haley

[charred nimbus]

Whats wrong with alex

[upper pasture]

yeah alex

[charred nimbus]

hey haley is cute

[viscid brook]

She is

[upper pasture]

idk i dont like him

[half nebula]

Okay fr tho. I don't like him ever

[charred nimbus]

[upper pasture]

bros sexist

[vestal urchin]

1. pierre
2. clint
3. demetrius
4. gunther
5. elliot
6. morris

[dense minnow]

You said the wizard shush-

[viscid brook]

WHAT DID PIERRE DO WRONG

[charred nimbus]

WHATS WRONG WITH CLINT GUNTHER AND PIERRE

[upper pasture]

i forgot about clint mb

[dense minnow]

omg I forgot Pierre

smh

[upper pasture]

pierre is an ass to his fam

[charred nimbus]

You guys are just LOOKING for something to hate SMHHHH

[viscid brook]

Fair

[upper pasture]

no hes actually a bad person

[viscid brook]

Ngl Sebastian I don't like

Wait no

[vestal urchin]

nah

[half nebula]

I love how that question got everyone fighting 😂🤣

[upper pasture]

i take back my alex hate and turn it into clint hate

[viscid brook]

Not Sebastian

[charred nimbus]

[spring bison]

a bad person is uhhhh

[viscid brook]

Demetrius

[upper pasture]

demetrius and pierre are bad dads

[charred nimbus]

Who even is demetrius

[viscid brook]

I don't like Demetrius

[upper pasture]

robin husband

[viscid brook]

Sebastians step dad

[dense minnow]

Pierre, Morris, Demetrius are the worst

[charred nimbus]

why has nobody said the person from jojos?

[vestal urchin]

i did

[charred nimbus]

Oh.

[vestal urchin]

morris

[half nebula]

Whats yr guys favorite thing to do in game?

[viscid brook]

Morris is the real villain

[charred nimbus]

Thats his name??

[viscid brook]

Fishing and mining

[upper pasture]

slingshot clint

[charred nimbus]

I like tending to the farm and planting, fishing is hard and mining is harder

[dense minnow]

Agreed

Great thing to do when bored

[upper pasture]

fr

[viscid brook]

I like the mines there like a lil rougelite dungeon

[charred nimbus]

I like to throw rocks at peoples houses

And dig through trash

[viscid brook]

Fishing legendarys is fun

[half nebula]

Whats yr guys least favorite thing to do in game

[upper pasture]

but yeah i like fishing when its not a godamn catfish at the beginning of the game

[charred nimbus]

Only when im able to catch them :P

[viscid brook]

I snagged 3 of my legendarys first try

[upper pasture]

damnn gj

[olive perch]

Fastest way to make money at the very beginning? I’ve been mining and chopping for quite a few in game days and only have 1k/6k

[viscid brook]

Somehow one of them is the glacier fish

[upper pasture]

fishing

[charred nimbus]

Nothing really, its all quite fun

[dense minnow]

Lake fishing

[viscid brook]

First try I snagged a glacier fish

[upper pasture]

alwayss a great way to make money

[olive perch]

The game hasn’t told me how to fish yet. Is that something I’m supposed to figure out by myself?

[charred nimbus]

I do wanna catch a big fish

[half nebula]

BTW you guys don't have to answer my questions, I'm just bored haha

[upper pasture]

go to beach

willy will give u a fishing rod

[viscid brook]

The fish like the box the fish will stay in the box

[charred nimbus]

Go to the beach sometime, the path down from the main village

[charred nimbus]

Ohhh myyy is stardew valley mobile good?

[half nebula]

First thing you do when you play?

[charred nimbus]

Is the UI pretty?

[olive perch]

It gave me the rod but didn’t tell me how to use it I’m new to gaming lol

[vestal urchin]

manually harvest/water anything

[viscid brook]

I've sunk 50 hours in it id say it's good

[upper pasture]

not the skull mask 💀

[charred nimbus]

Clean up my farm, all of it

[viscid brook]

My bf named all the legendary fish lol

[upper pasture]

drop the names

[viscid brook]

Carlos Johnny Mikey and Lenny

[upper pasture]

aw thats cute

[half nebula]

I was more meaning like every day play. Like if you were to decide to play what do you first do when yr online

[viscid brook]

Also scevy but he's not a legendary

[charred nimbus]

Id waste a year planting things over and over and doing nothing else

[half nebula]

Fair

[charred nimbus]

its my favorite

[upper pasture]

god i hate watering 😭

[half nebula]

I've run out of questions to ask

[upper pasture]

my favorite part of the game is when i get sprinklers

[half nebula]

If you had to be one character from the game who would you be

[upper pasture]

leah

[viscid brook]

Do you skip tier 1 like a sane human

[upper pasture]

ofc

quality sprinklers for life

[viscid brook]

Fr

I have 60 of em

[upper pasture]

damn bro

i usually get to iridium at that point so i switch 😔

[vestal urchin]

ou

[viscid brook]

The corn demands water

[upper pasture]

yayy

get that money

[half nebula]

If you had to give one piece of advice to a new player what would you say

[upper pasture]

dont worry just play at ur own pace

[vestal urchin]

dont sell literally everything (my friend sold a morrel)

[inner spear]

should i divorce harvey

[vestal urchin]

yes

for who tho

[inner spear]

shane

[vestal urchin]

m

nah

[upper pasture]

experiance the game singleplayer and dont panic even though its hard at first

[green oxide]

i killed like 300+ of these bugs and maggots and no seed

[viscid brook]

The fuck is a morrel

[upper pasture]

a mushroom thing

[viscid brook]

Oh yeah

Looks ugly

[vestal urchin]

lmfao

[upper pasture]

😭

[viscid brook]

Wouldn't eat

[upper pasture]

looks a lot less appetizing irl

[half nebula]

Thanks for coming to my q&a 🤣

[vestal urchin]

its fun to answer questions

[viscid brook]

I may or may not have accidentally eaten a poisonous mushroom while in the mines

[upper pasture]

thank u for hosting

[half nebula]

I'm bored af tbh

[viscid brook]

I thought it would be good like the purple one

[upper pasture]

oh its 2 am i should sleep

[vestal urchin]

any way to get hay without buying it )im out of grass)

[upper pasture]

gn yall

[viscid brook]

Same

[olive perch]

I keep getting trash. Is that normal? Any way to improve chances of catching fish?

[vestal urchin]

ykw i could do wheat

[viscid brook]

Night

[half nebula]

No problem. I just can't think of any more questions

[cobalt hare]

No way Emily is calling me strange

[vestal urchin]

real for that

[dense minnow]

Lmao

[vestal urchin]

you hate leah u are strange /j

[half nebula]

Tbh I don't like shane but eveyone will yell at me for that

[cobalt hare]

I wanted to see what they say if you give them the pendant

[dense minnow]

Leah hates pizza it justified

[cobalt hare]

Leah is POOR

[vestal urchin]

penny is

[viscid brook]

The stardew farmer is strange ngl

He just gives away whole ass produce and gems cuz why not

[spark loom]

corn for the corn gods

[cobalt hare]

That's generous

[regal geyser]

i don't get why NPCs hate literal bars of gold.

[spark loom]

one of these things is not like the others

[viscid brook]

Id be a little weirded out if the same mf kept handing me a pumpkin

[regal geyser]

i think real people would appreciate them much more.

[spark loom]

because they are not materialistic they tell you that

[cobalt hare]

Because they're jealous or something idk

[cobalt hare]

Yes tf they are

[regal geyser]

it's a nice gesture materialism aside.

[viscid brook]

It heavy for them

[regal geyser]

also, shiny bars of metal look cool.

[cobalt hare]

Literally 70% of your friendship points are from GIFTS

[viscid brook]

Ah whatever

[regal geyser]

"i think i like you less because you offered me an actual solid bar of iridium" - sure, definitely real people.

[cobalt hare]

Using bait and reaching max in the bar. Always aim the rod the furthest you can from shore.

If you fishing in your farm pond, it's always gonna be thrash. There's no fish there.

[green oxide]

impossible to get the seed

[viscid brook]

If I was handed a iridium bar as a gift I'd wanna marry that person

[cobalt hare]

Materialistic or not
A bar of gold is a bar of fucking gold

[viscid brook]

Gold heavy

[regal geyser]

"oh no, this is too heavy, i'm going to reject this and i hate you now" - ???.

that's a big stretch.

[spark loom]

well lets look at the big picture.. its a cheap onclaive(not big enough to be a town), has 5 artisans who produce literally everything. every day they go into the mines and collect there incomes and the reason the farmer gives them all those material things is because we have nothing else to offer

its like the completing the CC, if you go back to the game youll see that noone ever actually asked you to fix it

we just assumed they wanted it done

[regal geyser]

the junimos did.

[cobalt hare]

I didn't understand a damn thing

[olive perch]

Oh that makes sense. Left the plot but can’t catch anything the health bar is too low

[cobalt hare]

Sorry it's 3am I can't comprehend texts atp

[viscid brook]

Didn't they just take over the community center cuz the trees did

[spark loom]

we find text that we technically would never have been able to translate, the junimos asked the junimos to fix the town center

[viscid brook]

I think the lil apples will be fine

[leaden patrol]

its ok im fresh awake and i dont understand either

[regal geyser]

also, willy definitely expresses a desire for the community center to exist in his shop cutscene.

[regal geyser]

no, it's definitely addressed to you specifically.

the text directly asks you to become one with the forest so you can understand the bundles.

[viscid brook]

Junimos don't know human words

[cobalt hare]

Dude I'm so tired I keep having these mini sleeps where I'm in an alternate universe with like new people on discord

It's like a whole new channel

[leaden patrol]

wow, you should definitely turn off that phone and shut those eyes

[vestal urchin]

well..obviously, but the wizard translated the thing or whatever

[spark loom]

sleep helps

[olive perch]

Fishing is too hard lol can’t catch a single one

[viscid brook]

Ask a junimo to commit tax evasion I bet the damn thing will look at you like your insane

[leaden patrol]

there is a game for that, its called Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion

[viscid brook]

I'ma go play that

[regal geyser]

they'd understand perfectly because tax evasion is a staple of junimo culture.

[gaunt gale]

I’m pretty sure when translated through the language the junimos use the beginning scroll is an invitation to help. Then they just have item requests you can fulfill on your own terms

[viscid brook]

I knew I loved those apple people for a reason

[vestal urchin]

what even started this its so dumb ☠️

[spark loom]

yeah it says "if you wanna help we are making these things."

[regal geyser]

honestly, jojamart is the ethically better option.

i hate big corporations as much as anyone, but the alternative is pierre.

[vestal urchin]

yeah if youre a soulless beast /j

[copper cedar]

how to unlock junimo?

[vestal urchin]

day 6

well technically day 5

[spark loom]

you sure pierre isnt the biggest corporation in the city?

[regal geyser]

jojamart is a chain or whatever.

and stardew valley isn't a city.

[spark loom]

but pierre to quote "i have had the best business for all these years but now Joja marts moved in, I'm going to lose my business"

[regal geyser]

supermarkets displacing local shops is a Real Life Problem, and the parallels in stardew valley are pretty obvious. but also, pierre is nasty.

[spark loom]

the whole town has "children of the korn" vibes

and if you dont know what that movie is good watch it, its good

and i'm not saying its inherently evil or anything but in this town theres way to many things that don't add up.

[green oxide]

finally ancient seed

jeezus

[spark loom]

congratz

[vestal urchin]

😰

[viscid brook]

Not enough

[clever pine]

can someone tell me how i get to the desert

[rare niche]

You need to complete the vault room in the community center

Delete this

[honest jackal]

Why

[vestal urchin]

why?

[viscid brook]

Why

[rare niche]

Because there is a post cc word in that message

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[vestal urchin]

uhm

[rare niche]

Yes?

Please don’t repeat it

[vestal urchin]

ookayyy

☠️

[honest jackal]

@vestal urchin you how to get profile ticket a quest completee

D

[vestal urchin]

??

[ivory shard]

Question, so on my pc game shanes room is dirty, but when I started my mobile farm it was completely clean? Is that normal?

[rare niche]

might find better help in #vanilla-tech-support

[white palm]

Tree

Bait

Crop

1.6

[ivory shard]

Thank you

[white palm]

Farm

[vestal urchin]

is bro ok

[vestal urchin]

okay im not being rude but like can u explain to me how its post cc, its just a word or maybe im misunderstanding what it means, cause what it is to me is year 1 cc completion just said differently

like im js confused

[broken musk]

Do we know when the new update will be for switch?

[rare niche]

no confirmed date

hopefully soon

[rare niche]

that is the word that means “the end of the game”

and most of the things you need to do for it are post cc

[vestal urchin]

gotcha

[green oxide]

can i reopen jojo mart?

[vestal urchin]

ive run out of hay 😰

will my ducks run away or die if i dont feed them

[vestal urchin]

no

[slow mantle]

No they just get grumpy and will produce lesser quality eggs

[vestal urchin]

alr

idk why id think it would be so cryptic

on my 3rd silo rn

[viscid brook]

Why do you need more silos how much hay do you have

[vestal urchin]

none, but im ab to have a lot

[viscid brook]

The animals gonna be eating like kings

[vestal urchin]

real

😭

[foggy bay]

preserve jars and kegs have broken my mind with math

[viscid brook]

Isn't it just put stuff in and wait

[foggy bay]

oh you innocent man

[green oxide]

is clay farming still a thing

[viscid brook]

That's not complex that's just forgetting about it then making money

[green oxide]

cuz it doesnt work

[slow mantle]

Yeah but if you min max that you gotta maths

[viscid brook]

Math is for nerds I have the funny room

[foggy bay]

clay farming works on legacy randomization

[slow mantle]

It is if you turn legacy settings on (or so I've heard)

[viscid brook]

Not enough funny stuff in the funny room

[foggy bay]

preserve jars and kegs is such an interesting conundrum, cuz on a per day basis preserves are almost always better, but at some point the number of machines outstrips the number of seeds you can grow, and value per crop matters more than value per day

but that proportion of machines to seeds varies based on what youre growing

[white palm]

Shane is the best toxic hubby. 😫

[foggy bay]

and all of this is theoretical anyways because you couldnt perfectly use the machines in game without wasting time

[viscid brook]

Wild how for one of Shane's heart events bro just gets you drunk

Same with Elliott

[woven storm]

Beep

[white palm]

Yeah but the way he speaks to me. 😌

[dire orbit]

sebastian is best bachelor and i will fight anyone that says otherwise

alex is a close second, love me a himbo

[viscid brook]

Sebastian good

[white palm]

SEB baby😍

[vestal urchin]

meanwhile shane: "why are you talking to me i dont know you"

[white palm]

Exactly 💯

[vestal urchin]

☠️

[lost pebble]

Denny's parking lot. 2 am. Let's go

[white palm]

I loves a toxic man🥰

[viscid brook]

You are an interesting person

[white palm]

I knoww🙃

[viscid brook]

Have you taken your crazy pills?

[white palm]

I did🫡

[viscid brook]

I didn't

[dire orbit]

anyway as i was saying clint should be a bachelor

[viscid brook]

Meh

[white palm]

He would be the best one 😏

[foggy bay]

this game made me realize my type is the kind pushovers

[dire orbit]

^found the harvey simp

[foggy bay]

harvey and penny man

[viscid brook]

My bachelor is Sebastian

[foggy bay]

i just like benign people that help others

[clever nacelle]

7th day of first spring
Should I buy 160 seeds of parsnips or 80 seeds of garlic?
Trying to make profit for egg festival so I can grow strawberries

[viscid brook]

Yet my bf wears a frickin maid dress

[vestal urchin]

real

[dire orbit]

garlic is more profitable

[viscid brook]

I still need a wizard to tell me how I'm the bottom

[clever nacelle]

160 parsnips give me more profit with 5600 gold
garlic's only 4800 g but half trouble to manage

[foggy bay]

if u can handle double the amount of parsnips go for parsnips

[viscid brook]

Parsnip good

[pulsar hare]

a lightning just struck the rod, how should i get the energy or smthg?

[white palm]

Wild

[viscid brook]

In the morning you'll get the battery

[foggy bay]

10.6x80 vs 7.8x80

[clever nacelle]

would the time spent fishing instead of watering 80 more plants be more profitable?

[viscid brook]

Probably

[foggy bay]

if ur watering by hand yeah

[clever nacelle]

i am

[foggy bay]

imo its worth it to go for the expensive crop

[clever nacelle]

ok!

[foggy bay]

less work on the farm means more time spent doing other stuff, and making cash elsewhere

[clever nacelle]

Thank you

[foggy bay]

np

[viscid brook]

My only regret in fall was not fishing more

[white palm]

Dang

[olive perch]

I thought my 600 was good

[viscid brook]

600 is good

[foggy bay]

wait @clever nacelle is it the 7th?

[clever nacelle]

god damn I just remembered
Its only available year two 😭

[foggy bay]

oh wait yeah

[clever nacelle]

yeah

oh my bad 8th 💀

[foggy bay]

oh thats even worse

[viscid brook]

Tax evasion

[foggy bay]

i was gonna say if its the 7th u could go for kale and it would be ready on the 13th

or potatoes

[lost dock]

hello

[vestal urchin]

uhm..

wait no i cant say it here

i dont think

[clever nacelle]

yeahh

[foggy bay]

if youve got 3200$ you couldve gotten 64 potatoes with even better profit than parsnips

but only if they were planted on the 7th or you had fertilizer on the 8th

[clever nacelle]

aw well

crop fairy arrived one day late

[foggy bay]

shucks

[vestal urchin]

gasp i needed a largemouth bass but i left myu fishing rod elsewhere and linus gave me one in the mail i love him

[foggy bay]

linus is a homie

[clever pine]

guys

[foggy bay]

without a home

[clever pine]

i reached level 5 of fisher

what do i pick

[white palm]

Wow ☹️

[vestal urchin]

25% more money

[white palm]

Money!!!

[clever pine]

okay i will i fish alot anywy

[foggy bay]

fisher is better

[vestal urchin]

and then lvl 10 is 50%

[foggy bay]

especially if u like fishing

[elder mulch]

fisher 100%

[clever pine]

done ty

[clever pine]

its my fav part

[foggy bay]

fisher absolutely

[elder mulch]

i dont think ive met a single person who chooses the crab pot option lol

[viscid brook]

If you don't get fishing level 10 in spring year 1 you're a failure

Fisb

[clever nacelle]

1.6 spoiler

[foggy bay]

i almost exclusively use crab pots and i still chose fisher

[wheat stag]

1.6 feature

[tame sky]

fuming rn because i waited 2 whole seasons for a thunderstorm just for only 4 lightning rods to activate

[vestal urchin]

☠️ sad

[clever pine]

im on last day of spring and got 5 so i guess im a failure

[viscid brook]

Lol I only got fishing 10 in fall

[wheat stag]

Did you sleep through the day

[tame sky]

year 6 and still level 5

[vestal urchin]

dont be rude 😭

[viscid brook]

BAD

[foggy bay]

year 3 and lvl 7 fishin

[clever pine]

wait this is insane

[vestal urchin]

ok now this is a problem

like actually

[viscid brook]

Did you only fish for cc

[tame sky]

10 in everything except fishing

[foggy bay]

i swear id be lvl 20 farming if it went up that high

[tame sky]

yup

[clever pine]

im new to the game and beat u in 1 season pls go fishing

[viscid brook]

AHHHH

[clever pine]

guys i feel like im turning into a straight man when i fish

[inner wave]

People can play how they like

[tame sky]

fishing sucks it’s literally so boring i could make money a hundred other ways than fishing

[clever pine]

i love it its so fun for me

[vestal urchin]

bitchwhat

[viscid brook]

That's cute

[clever pine]

silenced ur pain

[vestal urchin]

real

[tame sky]

i can’t just sit there struggle to catch fish because of their behavior pattern or because of how tiny the bar is

[foggy bay]

im on a multiplayer farm, one of us fishes and works with animals, one of us mines and forages, and then i run my preserve jar empire

[clever pine]

i like the struggle

[tame sky]

some fish are literally impossible to catch because they flick up as soon as the ui pops up and then the bar runs out before you can hook onto it

[vestal urchin]

it gets bigger 😭 esp at 6

[viscid brook]

I caught 4 legendarys fishing isn't that hard

[foggy bay]

bar gets larger as u level up lucy

[clever pine]

im on a single player farm i dont have any friends who playstardew

[clever pine]

wait is this true

[vestal urchin]

u get so much good stuff for getting all ur skills to lvl 10

[clever pine]

i didnt even realize

[foggy bay]

yeah, its kinda counter-intuitive, the fishing minigame gets easier the more experienced u are at it

[viscid brook]

The fish enjoy their eternal torment

[clever pine]

i like it smaller

[vestal urchin]

omg its even

[clever pine]

nonbinary slime when

[vestal urchin]

mmm wheat

[lavish basin]

Why so much

[inner wave]

mmm golden fields

[vestal urchin]

im out of hay.

[inner wave]

and you refuse to spend any more money at Marnie's?

[vestal urchin]

yup

[lavish basin]

Fair enough

[vestal urchin]

idw give anymore money than i need to to someone selling a pet license for 500 thousand

[viscid brook]

Bro gonna make a feast for a king

Or maybe 4 birbs

[vestal urchin]

the king in question

[foggy bay]

i miss birb 😦

[vestal urchin]

i have 2 deluxe coops FULL

dying

[viscid brook]

Do you have a ||dino||

[vestal urchin]

i have like 6 or 7

[viscid brook]

Based

I snagged a egg but need the incubator

[clever pine]

are crab pots good and would u reccomend for new player whos still in spring

[viscid brook]

Meh

You'll need em for a bundle

[vestal urchin]

not reallt tho

[viscid brook]

Yeah

[vestal urchin]

u can just forage everything for the crab pot bundle and get crab from mines

[foggy bay]

crab pots are kinda meh, theyre a way to get afk fishing xp, but its pretty slow

[viscid brook]

I snagged most of the crab pot bundle stuff off the ground

[vestal urchin]

yurp

[viscid brook]

The crab in my tanks I snagged from the mines

Kidnapped his ass

[clever pine]

ill do it for the bundle since bundle is fun and i dont wanna do mine stuff

[inner wave]

Not great, but helped me with passive sashimi stock for the early game. I crafted them in summer though

[vestal urchin]

imagine having to go all those years manually harvesting 😭

[foggy bay]

getting a few is alright, especially just to get the bundles

[vestal urchin]

id cry

[foggy bay]

but i wouldnt rely on them for fish related stuff

[vestal urchin]

i quit fishing the second i hit 10 istg

[green oxide]

Real

[pulsar hare]

what should i do with the acient seed other than giving it to gunther?

[foggy bay]

CRAFT

[inner wave]

Gunther will give u a plantable seed

[vestal urchin]

yeesh

[green oxide]

Foraging level 10 is single hardest thing

[viscid brook]

If you give Gunther your first prismatic shard you are the antichrist

[green oxide]

5000xp given that 1 tree gives 12xp

[vestal urchin]

right

[foggy bay]

i think gunther gives u the recipe for making a plantable seed, but u have to find a 2nd ancient seed to use it

[inner wave]

Foraging and Farming are the first to hit 10 for me

[vestal urchin]

right ugh

[magic shell]

hello

[viscid brook]

Real

[vestal urchin]

i forgot what mine were, ik first was fishing

[viscid brook]

More grindy then fishing

[green oxide]

I deforested whole sdv

[foggy bay]

all ive got lvl 10 are farming and foraging

[clever pine]

3 farming
2 mine
3 foraging
5 fish
0 combat
Is that good for spring

[viscid brook]

Level 10 farming and fishing

[green oxide]

I have all at 10 except forscamming

[inner wave]

I replant the trees I cut down (except for cinder), was pree quick.

[foggy bay]

yea thats solid

[viscid brook]

Close to level 10 mining and combat

[foggy bay]

theres definitely some perks to hitting lvl 5 in each category

[viscid brook]

Ye

[inner wave]

There's no rush or competition. You decide your pace.

but yeah it's good

[foggy bay]

i think im 10 in farming and foraging, 8 in mining, 7 in fishing and combat

[viscid brook]

My pace is either I'll spend a hour doing 1 things or I'll complete 100 things in a hour

[inner wave]

My combat is at lv 9, it's the last one while others are at 10

[clever pine]

can i put part of a bundle in and do the rest later? or does it have to be all at once

[vestal urchin]

im so glad u can change ur skill choices later on

[viscid brook]

Yeah

[foggy bay]

u can do part