stardew-valley

[vestal urchin]

he charged me 1k for a visit bc i died

[tame elbow]

make new save and go through the pain of doing it all again

[vestal urchin]

and hes kinda ugly

😭

[pearl abyss]

lost the egg hunt to abigail

😭

[inner spear]

NAWWW

I'll just

[calm oyster]

just dont die next time idk :/ / j

[inner spear]

marry him on c.ai

[tame elbow]

i thought wizard looked hot on his char but his profile pic was a shock to me

[vestal urchin]

oof, i get like 11 eggs a year to be safe lmfao, i never let that shit slide again

[tame elbow]

the faces always get me

[magic frigate]

Do backup save on every floor in case you get knocked out

[inner spear]

how do yall even win the egg hunt

[tame elbow]

hunt the eggs

[vestal urchin]

theresa mod that makes everyone hot

[tame elbow]

😈

[stable wyvern]

How do I do that..?

[calm oyster]

go down, dont go up

[magic frigate]

In settings

[pearl abyss]

damnnn i only got 5 😭 i wasnt competitive enough huhu ill keep this in mind

[vestal urchin]

sam said "its good to see u again" 🥹

[magic frigate]

Save backup

[inner spear]

wdym...

[stable wyvern]

Oh?

[pearl abyss]

thank uuuu

[inner spear]

: (

[tame elbow]

dont achivments go when you use mods, like i dont mod often, i was sad when fallout wouldnt let me

[stable wyvern]

I didnt know it existed tysm 😭

[calm oyster]

theres like an optimum path on the stardew wiki that should show you

[magic frigate]

Quit app then loading game loads from that save point. You’re welcome!

[vestal urchin]

like when it starts then go towards the graveyard

[stable wyvern]

I didnt know this existed omg 😭

[magic frigate]

[stable wyvern]

Its been there always?

[vestal urchin]

my dumbass saw leah and was like gasp "haley!"

[magic frigate]

Yes. It’s the main perk of playing mobile lol

[cobalt hare]

how do i use bait

[tame elbow]

right lcikc

[stable wyvern]

Thats a life saver actually..

[vestal urchin]

u need fiberglass rod

[stable wyvern]

Thanks for letting me know ❤️❤️

[vestal urchin]

and then u right click the bait onto it

[magic frigate]

Use a fiberglass or iridium rod then equip a piece of bait to it

[calm oyster]

there are mods that re-enable the achievements! when you install smapi it'll tell you how, and same for fallout there are mods that can enable achievements again on pc

[tame elbow]

WHATTTTT

lord ur a godsend mate

[calm oyster]

no probelm!

[tame elbow]

[calm oyster]

i use a mod to make fishing easier because i cant do it but i still get achievements hehe

chocolate???

[cobalt hare]

||skull cavern prep|| IGNORE THE EXPLODED MARKER ON MY SCREEN ILL CLEAN IT I PROMISE

[calm oyster]

is that modded?

[snow lichen]

no

wait

chocolate cake or chocolate

[cobalt hare]

chocolate cake mb

[vestal urchin]

and amethyst

[calm oyster]

ahhhhh

[snow lichen]

jodi, evelyn, and abi all love chocolate cake

[vestal urchin]

ah

[magic frigate]

[inner spear]

are red cabbages worth growing?

[vestal urchin]

yes

[snow lichen]

1 for cc

[cobalt hare]

yes

[calm oyster]

yes

[vestal urchin]

need for cc

[cobalt hare]

yes very much

[snow lichen]

and 1 for shipping

[magic frigate]

Oh Evelyn does too lololol

[calm oyster]

red cabbages sell for a lot too

[inner spear]

how much does it sell for?

[cobalt hare]

My brain made me typed in "chocolate" and forgot the word cake

[calm oyster]

260 i think?

[cobalt hare]

260g

[magic frigate]

My brain didn’t see you already mentioned Abigail and Evelyn LMAO

[inner spear]

SHIT I GOTTA STOCK UP

[cobalt hare]

i have a sheet of the most profitable crops for each season i got from tiktok if u want me to post it here

[calm oyster]

omg i might have the exact same picture

[cobalt hare]

probably lmao

[magic frigate]

Grow 2 minimum

[inner spear]

PLEASE

[vestal urchin]

so i heard a little rumbly rumble last night and idk what it is

[spring bison]

nah have my memory instead

[inner spear]

i have 12 rn

[vestal urchin]

stardew

[magic frigate]

Oh okay

[inner spear]

letf with 4g

[calm oyster]

yep thats the same one i have lol

[spring bison]

For spring to fall the best crop is ancient fruit and nothing else /j

[magic frigate]

What was the text box/what day is it

[cobalt hare]

AWESOME!!!!!!

[spring bison]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

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To use this command, type !spoiler.

[cobalt hare]

time to grind ||sc||

[vestal urchin]

oh im fucking STUPID it was the earthquake

[spring bison]

||Rhubarbs||

[magic frigate]

Lol

[inner spear]

Im left with 4g

tee hee

[spring bison]

F

[cobalt hare]

👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

[calm oyster]

repost the pic but mark as spoiler first

[magic frigate]

Why thumbs down lol

[fervent forum]

in your opinion, who would be the best single to marry?

[magic frigate]

Emily

[pearl plaza]

What's the most easy to find gift for everyone?

[spring bison]

Morris/j

[inner spear]

I NEEDED THE IMAGE

[cobalt hare]

spoiler for ||rhubard >:(((( ||

[magic frigate]

Rabbit foot

[cobalt hare]

i was angry ☹️

[cursive lodge]

how do u get wood

[cobalt hare]

cut down trees

[spring bison]

You chop down a tree

[inner spear]

YAYYYYU

[magic frigate]

Welcome. Chopping trees

[calm oyster]

or buy from robin

[spring bison]

or by fishing

[inner spear]

||where do i get fucking caluflower amnd rhubarb||

[pearl plaza]

Too long to grind

[spring bison]

Prismatic Shards

[magic frigate]

Cauliflower from Pierre or Joja. Rhubarb from ||Sandy||

[inner spear]

OK

[harsh dawn]

Is there a way to upgrade the watering can? Saw a video where the player could water multiple crops at once

[robust swan]

man the Botanist skill is so broken, more free money by doing things people usually do

[pearl plaza]

AAA Not wasting my precious shards

[inner spear]

stocking up

[magic frigate]

At Clint’s

[inner spear]

🗣️

[calm oyster]

yes! at clint's

[robust swan]

and also the crops planted with the assortment of wild seeds that grows those foraged items will also give iridium crop when harvested

[harsh dawn]

Same as any other tools? @magic frigate @calm oyster

[magic frigate]

Yes

[calm oyster]

omg ur so quick lol super helpful!

[magic frigate]

[spring bison]

Excluding your sword and scythe

[harsh dawn]

Never knew that, thanks a lot @magic frigate @calm oyster

[inner spear]

Chat this man wants kids

[calm oyster]

💜

[inner spear]

I DONT EVEN HAVE THE NURSERY

[spring bison]

Expect every cropmaster or above to have a WPM of 200 /j

[harsh dawn]

Yeah i just learned about the scythe yesterday x) thank you for the info

[inner spear]

bro has baby fever

[vestal urchin]

bro seb asked for a child like 2 days after i married him

[magic frigate]

Of course! Clint upgrades: pickaxe, axe, watering can, hoe, 1.6 ||pan||, and trash can

[inner spear]

HELWP

[calm oyster]

my keyboard is fucked so some keys stick or dont work so im over here mashing the p key just to say it once LMAO

[magic frigate]

Kinda true tho

[inner spear]

HARVEY AND SEB HAS BABY FEVER

[pearl plaza]

NAH
THat's too wild

[harsh dawn]

What's the point of upgrading trash cans?

[magic frigate]

You can trash items but you get gold from them

[spring bison]

We suggest you to upgrade the watering can when it's gonna rain tomorrow in-game since it takes clint to upgrade a tool 3 days. So first day is watering the crops and then going to Clint's to upgrade and then once the next day starts, it rains. next day again but go to clints and get the watering can and go back to farm to water your crops

[magic frigate]

Max 60% of its original resell value

[spring bison]

real

[spring bison]

✨ aesthetic ✨

[harsh dawn]

Another thing i didn't know, thank you for the help

[magic frigate]

[tame elbow]

well im 10 grand poorer and have no tokens the gambling is so

[magic frigate]

In SDV Fair?

[tame elbow]

||casino||

[magic frigate]

Did you use luck buffs/is it a lucky day

[harsh dawn]

Yeah that's very thoughtful actually, imma do that. Thanks a lot for the tip

[tame elbow]

i didnt even check

[magic frigate]

Oof

I’d imagine they’re displeased or some sort of angy

[tame elbow]

luck may be on your side

[magic frigate]

LMAO

[tame elbow]

i did win at the table like 5 times

[magic frigate]

You got played

Ohh okay

[tame elbow]

LUCK WILL NOT BE ON UR SIDE** SORRY

[vestal urchin]

summer 3 btw like ight

[magic frigate]

That makes more sense lmao

[magic frigate]

Oh my

[tame elbow]

i did win at the big shots, but i got cocky and doubled it

[vestal urchin]

i won the second best thing once

i wanna win the stardrop one

[magic frigate]

Hehe

[magic frigate]

I’ve won it I always ||bet 100 too||

[vestal urchin]

how?

isnt it like 100 max

[tame elbow]

WAIT IS THERE A STARDROP AT THERE?

[vestal urchin]

nno

[inner spear]

SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF THERE

[vestal urchin]

right

[tame elbow]

hes with me mb

[inner spear]

GET HIM OUT OF THAT BASEMENT

[vestal urchin]

idk i forgot but im pretty sure its 100 😭

[tame elbow]

hes on my farm babe

[calm oyster]

giving haley so many daffodils so i have someone to dance with spring year 1 even tho im not gonna romance her

[inner spear]

Harveys on my farm

[magic frigate]

No. The ||jackpot is triple stardrop||

[vestal urchin]

same

[magic frigate]

Sounds right

[vestal urchin]

1k would be nice tho

[ancient vale]

yo anyone knows why my rarecrow disappeared out of nowhere from my farm??

[tame elbow]

hes at 8 heart for me, i wish i didnt marry so early

[vestal urchin]

if it switches seasons it may get destroyed if there no floor

[calm oyster]

was there a storm recently?

[ancient vale]

nope

[magic frigate]

What

[ancient vale]

oh shoot it just turned summer

[vestal urchin]

rip

[tame elbow]

whats a stupid name i should give my new chicky

[magic frigate]

What are you talking about?

[calm oyster]

stupid

[vestal urchin]

things get destroyed like sprinklers or scarecrows if there isnt a floor under them when it dwitches seasons

[vestal urchin]

cluck norris

[inner spear]

"This is the perfect place to raise children scientifically" IM TRYING MY BEST HONEY

[magic frigate]

???? What’s your source

[vestal urchin]

it happened to me and my dad before

[calm oyster]

ya the growing weeds or stones/wood stuff that appears start of every season

[vestal urchin]

like its a thing

[magic frigate]

You sure it wasn’t a meteorite

[tame elbow]

i am not having kids i want to continue terrorising the children in town, i will not be a good parent

[magic frigate]

That’s literally never happened to me lol

[vestal urchin]

mhm... there wasnt a giant purple stone..

[vestal urchin]

lucky

[magic frigate]

Nor have I ever heard of that ever happening to anyone else before

[tame elbow]

PLEASE

[ancient vale]

nope it wasn't

[tame elbow]

can penny be a secret gang leader thatd be funny

[calm oyster]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Weeds

[ancient vale]

there also wasn't a storm nor a meteorite

[calm oyster]

"If weeds aren't cleared, they may multiply and spread to an adjacent tillable tile[4]. This can happen on any day, but especially on day 1 of each season, when it is raining, and during the Summer. Spreading weeds can destroy items placed by the player, including crafted items and furniture – Fences and Chests are the only items placed by the player that cannot be destroyed. If an item was destroyed, a pop-up message will be displayed at the lower left of the screen when the player wakes up the next morning; the message will not say exactly which item was destroyed. "

[inner spear]

Istg bro I wouldnt be a good parent irl

[ancient vale]

ohhhh damn it

[tame elbow]

they would be jumping out of planes by the time they turn one millisecond old imma give em all life experiences

[vestal urchin]

never having kids

[magic frigate]

Spreading weeds can destroy items placed by the player, including crafted items and furniture – Fences and Chests are the only items placed by the player that cannot be destroyed.

[tame elbow]

cmon kids.. come into the mines with me

[magic frigate]

I see, that never happened to me before lol

[calm oyster]

you're probably really good at keeping weeds cleaned up!

[magic frigate]

Heck yeah

[tame elbow]

does having a rabbits foot make u lucky

[spring bison]

I usually leave em til there's so much so I can harvest them for mixed seeds

[calm oyster]

nope 😦

[spring bison]

for only 2 events, yes

[tame elbow]

like at ||casino?||

[magic frigate]

No

[spring bison]

it's also partially lucky since it's needed for a post-cc itme

[tame elbow]

damn guess i needa cook

[magic frigate]

You ||turn in a rabbit foot for permanent luck||

[vestal urchin]

smash

[tame elbow]

HUH

[vestal urchin]

jorts

[magic frigate]

Secret note

[vestal urchin]

HUUHHH

[inner spear]

... 😨 (Im his kinnie)

[magic frigate]

20

[tame elbow]

thanks boo ily

[magic frigate]

[cobalt hare]

Is he walking into the wall?

[inner spear]

hes mid walk

[cobalt hare]

real of you to say that

He's the definition of the walking emoji

[magic frigate]

Omg you’re right lol

[inner spear]

🚶‍♂️

[vestal urchin]

🚶‍♂️

[cobalt hare]

🚶‍♂️

Someone needs to edit him to the left side

[inner spear]

OMG IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE HIM

[cobalt hare]

🚶‍♂️

[inner spear]

HEWLLPPP

[cobalt hare]

i love shane

[tame elbow]

i had to go to the wiki bcs the note is so cryptic lmao

[cobalt hare]

🚶‍♂️

we're having a marital spat because he turned our living room floor pink, and now my house doesn't match

[magic frigate]

Bahahah. The ||truck next to Joja mart||

[cobalt hare]

it so ugly ☹️

Lookie I thought your pfp was Justin Bieber

[cobalt hare]

justin bieber in the 2010s and 00s was cool as hell

[tame elbow]

seb put leaves ground without my permission 🙄 like ily but you have no style

[cobalt hare]

HELP THATS SO TACKY

[inner spear]

Yall wanna know somethimg funny
id have to tell you in dms i think tho

or spoiler it

[cobalt hare]

shane one time, just put a freaking gray cube in the middle of our house

Pomegranate wine

[tame elbow]

i had such a gorg floor before he decided to let my house be infested with bugs

[cobalt hare]

i was so confused as to what it was

[cobalt hare]

im so sorry 😭

[inner spear]

hes giving you a gift.

[robust swan]

What in the tarnation is squid kid?

[cobalt hare]

it was a block of cement

[calm oyster]

was that the modern side table?

[inner spear]

Hes drunk.

[cobalt hare]

little round boys

What is a squid kid?

[inner spear]

be nice to him.

[cobalt hare]

yes 💀

[robust swan]

I killed so many mask wearing spell casting dude and it wont give me the kill

[devout gate]

wa

[tame elbow]

now im super lucky muehehehe

[cobalt hare]

he better not be tf???

[robust swan]

What round boy?

[cobalt hare]

Petition for it to become an emote with the same name now 😂

[calm oyster]

floating heads that spew fireballs at u in mines

[cobalt hare]

they look like the moon from majoras mask

[inner spear]

thanks for NOT CREDITING ME 🙄 /j

[fast gull]

How do I get silver wine

[robust swan]

Wait, the floating mini-sun?

[inner spear]

hes just silly

[fast gull]

Bc aging it isn’t working

[cobalt hare]

yes

[magic frigate]

Casking

[robust swan]

Bruh

[cobalt hare]

he's not supposed to be silly he's supposed to be sober smh

[fast gull]

I tried that, it turned gold

[inner spear]

appreciate the block of cement
cherish him

[calm oyster]

you gotta remove it earlier

[magic frigate]

You needed to collect it before it turned gold

[cobalt hare]

i threw it away 💀

[fast gull]

How

[magic frigate]

Timing it right

[calm oyster]

is this for the ||bundle? i think gold will still work||

[inner spear]

hes trying his best (I havent seen his heart events but ive seen glimpse of them)

[fast gull]

Do I break the cask?

[magic frigate]

Collect the wine in a week

[magic frigate]

Yeah it does btw. But can’t discuss the bundle in here

[cobalt hare]

This reminds me of this

[magic frigate]

Yeah to get the wine out

You can use that wine. It’s silver or higher

[cobalt hare]

I can't take myself serious tonight

SEND HELP

[inner spear]

Can someone send me ||Shanes heart events? if its not to much to ask.||

[fast gull]

Oh my god, I literally made 20 iridium ancient fruit wines bc I didn’t know how to remove them

[inner wave]

Lmao what is this

[magic frigate]

[[Shane#Heart_Events]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Shane#Heart_Events

[magic frigate]

I mean u wanna age them to iridium to sell anyway

[cobalt hare]

Look up cat walking across the frozen han river, it's a Korean meme

[snow lichen]

farm computers up again?

[magic frigate]

You don’t wanna donate an ancient fruit wine 😭😭😭😭

[inner wave]

Ty

[magic frigate]

Yes

[snow lichen]

nice

[magic frigate]

[gaunt gale]

I have not yet used farm computers since their introduciton

[cobalt hare]

Rate it 1-10 😂

[gaunt gale]

and not once with 1.6 either

[snow lichen]

i mean the bot

[magic frigate]

I can’t live without FC bot

[tame elbow]

[calm oyster]

omg my sweet void

[cobalt hare]

I've been harvesting sunflowers for Haley. She needs to be more nicer

I haven't had the ||void event|| yet

[spark sedge]

is there anywhere in the game to buy explosive ammo or do you have to craft it?

[magic frigate]

Void event?

The witch?

[cobalt hare]

[inner spear]

Uncle and his niece

[calm oyster]

adventurers guild i think/

[cobalt hare]

ooh night market

She's plotting something. Standing next to the rope

beedz have you done the mermaid puzzle

[magic frigate]

They arent related technically but its a close relationship like that

[cobalt hare]

she's gonna skip rope

[inner spear]

NOT TO SHANE

[spring bison]

More like a godfather?

[magic frigate]

Yeah

[cobalt hare]

YOU CAN'T TRUST KIDS

[cobalt hare]

they aren't related?????

[inner spear]

whar

[inner spear]

WE GOTTA PROTECT HIM !!

[magic frigate]

Shane was Jas’ parents’ friend but is also related to Marnie

[cobalt hare]

it's a secret note

[inner spear]

but their still kinda related

[cobalt hare]

that's wild, they look so much alike i thought they were actually extended family

[inner spear]

[cobalt hare]

[magic frigate]

He’s her godfather

[magic frigate]

Close enough hehe

[inner spear]

he actually looks so sad in that sprite

LOOK AT HIS EYES BRO

[cobalt hare]

but she also calls him uncle im so confused 😥

[inner spear]

😭

[calm oyster]

[inner wave]

I just like the cat

[cobalt hare]

he just has big eyebrows leave him be

[magic frigate]

Yeah as like closeness term not actually

[inner spear]

NOT THAT

HE LOOKS SAD

LIKE I WANNA SOB SO HARD

[vestal urchin]

hold that thought

[inner spear]

UGHHHHH

[calm oyster]

he looks normal to me

[cobalt hare]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

[cobalt hare]

i thought i was the only one that did that, (i know it's common in asian cultures) but like that's so funny to me

YES

[inner spear]

THANLKS FOR NOT CREDDITING ME FOR THE SS I PROVIDED /J

[vestal urchin]

lemme fix it hang on

[cobalt hare]

bright green sneakers make me sad

[inner spear]

: (

[magic frigate]

It’s p common. I call my dads best friend uncle too

[cobalt hare]

YOU A LEGEND

[cobalt hare]

oh cool

[spring bison]

So what? It's like a friend of the parent has been a friend for long enough or been there for the child to the point the child calls the friend an uncle or aunt

[vestal urchin]

I missed a few pixels lmao

[calm oyster]

im gonna go have some (late) lunch byeeeeeeee

[inner spear]

my uncle isnt my uncle, hes my aunts bf

[cobalt hare]

odd

[gaunt gale]

most of my mothers friends have been aunty for forever

[inner spear]

i still call him uncle

[magic frigate]

Why’d you call him your uncle then 😭

[cobalt hare]

in 2 hours i'll have played stardew valley for 12 hours today😁

[vestal urchin]

nice

[inner wave]

Anyone in my parents generation is automatically titled uncle or auntie xd

[magic frigate]

The best kinda aunts & uncles fr

[cobalt hare]

im on that grind 😁

[magic frigate]

Light work

[spring bison]

12 hours per day should be better

[magic frigate]

/hs

[cobalt hare]

FR I LIVE WITH MY "aunt&uncle" BUT WERE NOT RELATED

[magic frigate]

Lolol

[cobalt hare]

womp womp im 14 and i have school work to do and a bedtime it's all i can get in

[magic frigate]

LMAO

[upper pasture]

bro u a babyyy

[inner wave]

Time to eepy

[cobalt hare]

that was /hj btw like, not intended to be rude, intended to be funny

[magic frigate]

Nini!!

[cobalt hare]

yaww

[magic frigate]

I kek’d dw

[upper pasture]

gn!

[gaunt gale]

Gn

[upper pasture]

omg anaira guess what

[magic frigate]

👀

[spring bison]

I honestly thought anaira was part of the new developer team /j

[upper pasture]

[magic frigate]

Goodnight FG

[gaunt gale]

I meant to that guy but sure

[upper pasture]

im not broke anymore (its a trial 💀)

[magic frigate]

Omg that’d be so sick I’d have the best role color

[magic frigate]

Help

😭😭😭

[cobalt hare]

OW I GOT EXCITED BECAUSE I GOT 10 EGGS LAST SECOND AND HIT MY CONTROLLER

[upper pasture]

bro i thought u meant irl

[cobalt hare]

yeah i just laid ten eggs

[gaunt gale]

10 eggs just spawned from nowhere

[upper pasture]

LMAO

[gaunt gale]

or he laid them

[upper pasture]

bro stop impersonating chickens gosh

[gaunt gale]

...

[magic frigate]

I’m in suspense

[cobalt hare]

it's not identity theft if they don't know

[gaunt gale]

.

anaira

[upper pasture]

damnn how this gorilla smarter than u

[gaunt gale]

:,(

[magic frigate]

What nitro?

[upper pasture]

yeah 😔

[magic frigate]

He’s always been that ain’t new

[magic frigate]

LETS GOOOO

[upper pasture]

[magic frigate]

Sorry I’m brushing teeth I didn’t see profile

But oooo you boujee

[cobalt hare]

yay hygiene

[gaunt gale]

rich

[upper pasture]

yeah clean those teeth/j

[cobalt hare]

oh i need to shower

[magic frigate]

Okay but why /j 😭😭😭

DENTAL HYGIENE AINT A JOKE ASK HARVEY ‼️

[upper pasture]

oops i deleted a word

[granite orbit]

[magic frigate]

Asukkaaaaaaa!!!!

[upper pasture]

i meant to add nasty

[magic frigate]

WOWWWW

[granite orbit]

Anairaaaaaaaa

[upper pasture]

[gaunt gale]

"yeah nasty clean those teeth"

[spring bison]

FG is a local legend

[magic frigate]

LMFAOOO

[cobalt hare]

I wanna dye my hair green now

[gaunt gale]

😢

[cobalt hare]

( I just dyed it back to black )

[cobalt hare]

"yeah clean nasty those teeth" 🙄

[magic frigate]

“Teeth yeah those nasty clean”

[granite orbit]

Aint we getting out of topic here

[cobalt hare]

"clean teeth nasty."

[magic frigate]

Oh so off topic

[upper pasture]

i love sdv teeth

[magic frigate]

😭😭😭 Harvey said brush ur teeth in stardew

[upper pasture]

wait we dont have teeth

[granite orbit]

[magic frigate]

Back to on topic LOL

[cobalt hare]

we don't even have a mouth 😭

[gaunt gale]

that's why there is no red meat in stardew, because we couldn't eat it

[upper pasture]

how do we eat food omg

[granite orbit]

Hygiene mod when ?!?!

[cobalt hare]

Where do I get the special sword?

[gaunt gale]

since when are you so great at theory making kc

[cobalt hare]

IV

[spark sedge]

we are plants

[snow lichen]

Mouth appears magicallt

[cobalt hare]

Forgot the name of the sword

[granite orbit]

You mean ||galaxy sword ?||

[upper pasture]

yk what connors a baddie

[gaunt gale]

?

[snow lichen]

Like actually

[cobalt hare]

we sniff the food and ingest it that way

[upper pasture]

💀

[cobalt hare]

Si

[spark sedge]

||calico desert||

[upper pasture]

ok yk what that works

[cobalt hare]

It's SVE so it might've changed

[snow lichen]

The mouth randomly appears

[granite orbit]

|| you need a prismatic shard that you will use at the xalico desert ||

[spark sedge]

oh, idk then

[gaunt gale]

it's the same just moved around in the ||desert||

[snow lichen]

As shown in the animation

[upper pasture]

duo this is ur doing

[cobalt hare]

NOOO I only have one shard oh well

[upper pasture]

u cursed us

give me my family back||/j||

[gaunt gale]

there isn't any other great use for a single shard

[granite orbit]

Oh well then its better if you ask in the sve server (if it has changed cos idk )

[spring bison]

That's what you had when i looked at the forums of the game

[gaunt gale]

oh yeah, it's the role there

[cobalt hare]

||How do you kill this bug in the Skull Cavern? When I tried it does 0 damage||

[granite orbit]

Ofc he iiiiiis

[spring bison]

Yeah

[gaunt gale]

one of the roles

[magic frigate]

Can’t

[cobalt hare]

demon bugs

[vestal urchin]

oh my god i js got a great hat for my cat

[granite orbit]

Cant say it here

[spring bison]

Post-cc item

[cobalt hare]

#stardew-spoilers ? or #archived-update-spoilers ?

[magic frigate]

Pls spoil tag ||hat for cat|| pls

[gaunt gale]

I mean technically you can kill them pre cc in 1.6

[magic frigate]

Either or. It’s seasoned

[granite orbit]

#stardew-spoilers

[cobalt hare]

Tell me there

[snow lichen]

Either

[granite orbit]

No ?

[cobalt hare]

?

[upper pasture]

😭

[granite orbit]

Oh wait

[magic frigate]

I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭

[upper pasture]

bro flat out refused

[granite orbit]

I MISUNDERSTOOD SORRY

[upper pasture]

LMAOOO

[dull coral]

AWWWWWWWWWW

[snow lichen]

#stardew-spoilers message

[vestal urchin]

BRO SAID NO 😭

[granite orbit]

PLEASE FORGIVE ME BRAIN FART MOMENT

[magic frigate]

I just said to spoiler your message now you post a non-spoiler pic? 😭

[granite orbit]

Im sorry 😭🙏

[vestal urchin]

i realized after i sent it chill out

[cobalt hare]

I'm not seasoned enough

[vestal urchin]

also when

[vestal urchin]

o this mb

[magic frigate]

@vestal urchin in case you didn’t see it

[upper pasture]

nah u gotta upgrade from british

[vestal urchin]

i didnt ☠️ my bad i was too busy trying to make my cat stand to get a good ss

[magic frigate]

[cobalt hare]

I'm missing pepper

[upper pasture]

fr and salt

[gaunt gale]

😭

[vestal urchin]

||i got the hat from a tree 😻||

putting it on my future child

[granite orbit]

[magic frigate]

I can’t stop laughing LMAO

[cobalt hare]

It's okay I'll respond in 3-5 business days 😂

[granite orbit]

How dare you laugh at my misery

[vestal urchin]

its funny

[upper pasture]

[magic frigate]

True I’m a bad friend

[granite orbit]

NOT TO ME

[spring bison]

[snow lichen]

Another 1.6 feature

[magic frigate]

[upper pasture]

hooonk mimimimimimii

[vestal urchin]

HUUUHH

[gaunt gale]

damn nearly 100k messages in the discord

[vestal urchin]

ight

[magic frigate]

Light work

[granite orbit]

Its because of that connor pfp

[tame elbow]

i did it.. finally got the alien rarecrow im so pooped with this gambling

[magic frigate]

#archived-update-spoilers is the spoiler free channel lmao

[vestal urchin]

slowmode whyyyy

[granite orbit]

It made me sassy like him

[granite orbit]

Lots of people talking at the same time

[upper pasture]

ralking

[vestal urchin]

i would not have played this before 1.6

[gaunt gale]

doesn't really matter

[magic frigate]

Bro is that who Connor is????? I thought it was a mod character

[granite orbit]

Nope

[gaunt gale]

who is connor

[upper pasture]

nooo Detroit dawg

[spring bison]

Game character

[magic frigate]

Idk anymore

[upper pasture]

cant have shit in detroit

[vestal urchin]

who is connor

[granite orbit]

YOU GUYS DONT KNOW ABOUT DETROIT BECOME HUMAN 😭/lh

[magic frigate]

Detroit…….

[cobalt hare]

A robot?

it literally takes me ALL day to harvest crops 💀

[magic frigate]

Oh yes that one

[upper pasture]

yuh connors an android

[cobalt hare]

ANDROID****

a win is a win i guess 😭

[magic frigate]

YOU CAN PLAY MOBILE ON CONNOR?????

[gaunt gale]

nah no idea

[spring bison]

me with post-cc item

[upper pasture]

connor please stream sdv

[granite orbit]

Damn

[gaunt gale]

not technically post cc

[vestal urchin]

what are yall talking ab im so confused

[cobalt hare]

me with SHUT THE FLIP UP😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[magic frigate]

Hey babe can I pls play stardew on u

[upper pasture]

LMAO

[spring bison]

The other one

[gaunt gale]

just has to be spoilered here maybe

[magic frigate]

😭😭😭

[spring bison]

Not the 1.6

[granite orbit]

I DONT THINK SO ?! GAME GRAPHICS WILL EXPLODE YOUR PHONE IF YOU COULD

[upper pasture]

yall are confusing the hell out of me

[granite orbit]

[cobalt hare]

i need rabbits and pigs and im DONE with cc

[vestal urchin]

it took her 4 years on my first save

[gaunt gale]

fair

[magic frigate]

I love this for me

[upper pasture]

god i hate her

[vestal urchin]

right

[gaunt gale]

much helpful little helpers

[vestal urchin]

shes useless if u have a big farm its so annoying

[mental wigeon]

i just played with some people it was so fun

[upper pasture]

just gotta ruin my asymmetrical crops now dont u

[snow lichen]

Ruins my crop growth calendar

[upper pasture]

RIGHT

[vestal urchin]

i js leave the crops there

[granite orbit]

I created chaos I have to go now (junis please dont bonk me for goinf out of topic )

[upper pasture]

yayy

[magic frigate]

[upper pasture]

bye connor

omg i cannopt spell

[magic frigate]

Crying

[mental wigeon]

is that clay

[upper pasture]

5 CLAY THATS HELLA

[vestal urchin]

not rly 😭

[upper pasture]

im joking 😭 sorry i didnt put /j

[cobalt hare]

me when i make it to clint's at 3:50 and then i get a new rock😁

[vestal urchin]

ooh mb lol

[inner spear]

is this grass or weeds 😭

[upper pasture]

nah ur gud

[mental wigeon]

clint is creepy

[spark sedge]

grass

[magic frigate]

Grass

[upper pasture]

grass

[inner spear]

good

[cobalt hare]

how the hell else am i gonna cut open rocks idgaf

[snow lichen]

Lemme remix

[upper pasture]

weed is the ugly long leaf green thing

[mental wigeon]

weeds r gross

[upper pasture]

real

[cobalt hare]

my duck is named weed you guys are mean

[upper pasture]

damn thats crazy

[cobalt hare]

yeah i have a goat named botox too

[upper pasture]

honestly those r creative props to u

[cobalt hare]

thank you, it's like, drugs and presidents

[vestal urchin]

its beautiful

[vestal urchin]

real for this

[vapid mango]

mine is ling inspired by duckling

[vestal urchin]

i have a duck named duck norris

[spring bison]

it looks like something that'll run out in 2 seconds

[cobalt hare]

that's actually fire

[vapid mango]

tysm

[vestal urchin]

yeah but like its perfect bc

yk

[vapid mango]

its one of my personal favs

[cobalt hare]

too close to morris; banned.

[vestal urchin]

lmao

thought ur pfp was justin beiber

[vapid mango]

lmao

fred bieber

[cobalt hare]

that's okay he rocked in the 00s

Sighs. Starts a whole new farm

[vestal urchin]

real

[cobalt hare]

I want a farm where it's perfect [[ I'm stressing myself out ]]

[vestal urchin]

real

[cobalt hare]

real

[vestal urchin]

bro real is my whole vocabulary

😭

[cobalt hare]

what about "for real?" 💀 I use that when I'm upset

evelyn gave me a ||garden pot|| 😁

[vestal urchin]

i js say "ur joking." if im mad ☠️

[vestal urchin]

noice

[cobalt hare]

MY VOID CHICKEN HATCHED

[vestal urchin]

WOO

[cobalt hare]

YIPPEEE

[vestal urchin]

i named mine jamal

[cobalt hare]

Welcome to earth Dumpster Fire ❤️🥺

[vestal urchin]

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

oh it cut the E off

[vestal urchin]

noo

[cobalt hare]

Welcome to earth, Dumpster Fir 🥺❤️

[vestal urchin]

epic

[cobalt hare]

yes very

[vapid mango]

real

[vale vapor]

Hello I am back and very sick but the sdv grind never stops

[magic frigate]

Sorry to hear feel better

[vale vapor]

Thenks

[vapid mango]

oh nooo yes get well soon

[abstract wyvern]

hey!! congrats on winning!
our efforts weren't in vain

[magic frigate]

This is technically a spoiler btw

[vale vapor]

shorts

[rocky blaze]

hi! question! does being multiplayer affect heart events

[cobalt hare]

wait why

[rocky blaze]

im almost full hearts with krobus and i havnt gotten any cutscene with him

[abstract wyvern]

shorts only worth 750 points 🤓

[vale vapor]

Shorts

[magic frigate]

Greenhouse reward

[abstract wyvern]

||it's unlocked after you unlokc the greenhouse||

[rocky blaze]

im at 9.5 w him

[cobalt hare]

oOoohhhhhh

[magic frigate]

[upper pasture]

i spot a kc in that sentance ||BOOM 💥 ||

[polar pecan]

Good mornin

[abstract wyvern]

what's cranairaning? anaira?

[polar pecan]

Making more nicknames i see

[cobalt hare]

hey that's how my name is spelt don't be rude (my name is not kc)

[abstract wyvern]

YEAHYEAHHHH BOMBASTIC KFC!! HAIII ||BOOM 💥 ||

[magic frigate]

[cobalt hare]

THIS IS TRUE THOUGH IM NOT LYING

[upper pasture]

LMAO not the sideeye 😭

[upper pasture]

HRU

[vale vapor]

Elliott my belovedsss

[granite orbit]

[upper pasture]

OHH is it like kacey

[polar pecan]

!elliot

[novel thistle]

Elliott has two t's in it...

To use this command, type !elliot.

[vapid mango]

the hand lmao

[granite orbit]

Me with sebastian

[abstract wyvern]

erm ackshtooeally, it's BALL EXPLOSION and not BALL BOOM 🙄

[vale vapor]

L

[cobalt hare]

mr sigma

[round lagoon]

It's been raining for four days in a row...

[upper pasture]

thats good

[polar pecan]

thats good

[vale vapor]

woahahah im feeling loopy lmao

[granite orbit]

Thats good

[abstract wyvern]

I'M DOING FINE, JUST LOTS OF STUDYING BUT HBU!!

[upper pasture]

get out some of those lightnings rods and chill out

[vapid mango]

let the rain fall down

[round lagoon]

but I want to decorate and i can't see shit cause of the rain 😭

[vapid mango]

hey thats one of my chickens names

[abstract wyvern]

so.. what's crainarin 😁

[vale vapor]

Me fr (I want to see Elliott)>

[polar pecan]

lightining drops, sounds like candy

[upper pasture]

SAME HERE

[vale vapor]

hehe

[magic frigate]

I’m crantastic 😭

[upper pasture]

honestly id eat those

[magic frigate]

Hruuuu porch

[abstract wyvern]

oooh mr sigma ball explosion boom

[abstract wyvern]

omg they'd be one of the sour candies

[cobalt hare]

yes 🙂‍↔️ thank you kindly

[abstract wyvern]

GL TO THE BOTH OF US

[polar pecan]

such a long nickname

[abstract wyvern]

hehe

[vale vapor]

would ice cream help a sore throat or nah

[abstract wyvern]

i'm about to have breakfast

[polar pecan]

I think itll worsen

[vale vapor]

I require cold

[vestal urchin]

maybe

[upper pasture]

they say sugar is bad when ur sick (i eat it anyways)

[cobalt hare]

depends?? if it's phlegm no, if it's like ur throat is raw form coughing, yes.

[vapid mango]

i think dairy ends up making sore throats worse iirc

[vestal urchin]

it kinda looks like texas if it was cut in half maybe

[upper pasture]

or pop an ice cube in there pls dont choke tho

[abstract wyvern]

my pleasure my good sir 🙇

[abstract wyvern]

that's his full name smh

[vale vapor]

I ate like 15 lemon cheesecake bites

[upper pasture]

oh ye also this

[vestal urchin]

ur real for this

[magic frigate]

I’m about to go eeep. Enjoy brekky

[vale vapor]

mmm okay

[magic frigate]

[vale vapor]

I might but it's cold out

[abstract wyvern]

just go eat freezer cough drops or sth 😭

[upper pasture]

gn Anaira

[polar pecan]

Gn anairat

[upper pasture]

rat

[vale vapor]

I don't ahvs

[round lagoon]

did prismatic shard have a chance to drop from any enemy or am i tripping

[cobalt hare]

good night anaira

[vale vapor]

have

[upper pasture]

yes

[abstract wyvern]

thank u anaira!! enjoy eppytime

[upper pasture]

wait all of them idk

[polar pecan]

Yea prism shards also drops from monster loot

[upper pasture]

but yes some of them

[magic frigate]

[magic frigate]

Nini

[vale vapor]

I'm trying to convince my momma to bring me ice cube (I don't wnna gets up)

[vestal urchin]

real

[vale vapor]

In the mean time I'm romancing elliotts

[abstract wyvern]

extend your grabbing device

[vestal urchin]

im worlds biggest elliot ||hater||

[abstract wyvern]

all the way to the fridge

[inner spear]

Tip: fruits randomly spawn here, so harvest them and sell them!

[vestal urchin]

I FORGOT AB MY FRUIT CAVE THANK U

[vale vapor]

He has great personality though

[cobalt hare]

only if you pick fruit cave ^^

[vale vapor]

SORRY

[vestal urchin]

BAHA

[cobalt hare]

yeah. banned.

[inner spear]

its best to wait till its all full so you can get the most money out of em

[vale vapor]

I'm very sorry for my actions I deeply apologize yesyes

[vestal urchin]

bro might get a warning

[cobalt hare]

i never forget about my fruit cave because im a man of wine

[vale vapor]

Fixed booms

[granite orbit]

[azure musk]

how do I fish properly?

[vale vapor]

First word in English my friend ever taught me was that's LOL

[cobalt hare]

i do however forget about my cats water

[worthy fjord]

Trellises should be able to be walked thru

[cobalt hare]

it's hidden behind trees 😔

[worthy fjord]

Change he my mind

[vale vapor]

I water my dog

[brittle sail]

||just got my first green rain||

[cobalt hare]

Spring = Mountain Lake 24/7
Summer = Oceaon 24/7
Fall = River and Ocean 24/7

[vale vapor]

he can photosynthesis or whatever

[inner spear]

why is he staring at a plant.

[brittle sail]

||lord why is everyone so scared 😭||

[worthy fjord]

He wishes the health of that plant on to his patients

[vale vapor]

spoiler tags it 1.6

[inner spear]

RANTARO PFP!!!!!!

[vale vapor]

awesome sauce

[rare niche]

You need to delete this

[brittle sail]

its his newest patient :)

[cobalt hare]

oh what okay

[vale vapor]

I wish you can adopt aaaaa bearded dragons

[dry jasper]

day 28th spring and third stone owl

[vale vapor]

I have ones irl

Or snake

[brittle sail]

|| like i love how pam suddenly gets religious and linus is just there chilling 😭 ||

[inner spear]

I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN I GOT MY STONE OWL

[vale vapor]

But not those ones

[worthy fjord]

Fav cabin collie

Stone is my fav

[vestal urchin]

same

[worthy fjord]

Colour*

[vale vapor]

Awe man I actually have to gets up and get ice

[vestal urchin]

rip

[inner spear]

Whats the cabin 4

[vale vapor]

Brb haha

[vestal urchin]

friends

[brittle sail]

|| linus and demetrius being in the same area makes their differences even more jarring LMAOOOOOOOOO, like bros ina hazmat suit and the other guys just like "yeah... this'll pass..."||

[worthy fjord]

Multiplayer

[vestal urchin]

or more basements maybe idk

[pine hare]

Hii

[worthy fjord]

That too

Hello

[cobalt hare]

i can't wait for cellar upgrade

[worthy fjord]

Big keg pog

[inner spear]

its like im watching a drama video but my husbands in it 😭

[cobalt hare]

i just need..... 72,000 more gold

[bitter lichen]

Heyo

[loud fossil]

What pathing is that on the left side of this pic?

[worthy fjord]

Don’t you dare look the other way Harv, I know you’ve been embezzling government funds

[dry jasper]

just wondering if anyone can tell me the odds to have 3 stone owls on spring 28th year 1

[vestal urchin]

left?

[inner spear]

GHELP

[loud fossil]

Yeah like where the couch & bookshelf is

[inner spear]

Might steal this bedroom design, thanks!

[brittle sail]

|| is there a mod that adds wilderness golems into the green rain? cause it would actually make their like anxiety reasonable, plus more adventurer's guild + linus lore :) ||

[loud fossil]

Do it!! I got it from Pinterest :)

[vestal urchin]

the carpet or the flooring

😭

[vale vapor]

I fell while going to get ice

[inner spear]

HWELP OK

[vale vapor]

This is embarrassment

[loud fossil]

The flooring haha. I thought it was a path

[vestal urchin]

ooh lol

[vestal urchin]

u poor soul

[polar pecan]

You can ask in #modded-stardew maybe they know sumthin there.

[vale vapor]

I found a frozen banana

[inner spear]

plz dm where you got some of this stuff 😭

[polar pecan]

the wallpaper catalogue

[brittle sail]

oh true

[vale vapor]

mmm item catalog

[polar pecan]

you can buy at Pierre

[inner spear]

NO IM NOT

[loud fossil]

Wait wdym? Like where I got the pic or where the furniture/items in the pic is from?

[inner spear]

THE ITEMS

[worthy fjord]

Don’t deny it!!!

[vale vapor]

Should I draw Pierre getting ready to box lmao

[inner spear]

IM NOT YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING

[cobalt hare]

saving up 300k for cellar and furniture catalogue 😥

[loud fossil]

Okie!

[worthy fjord]

What is y’all’s favorite pet at the start?

[polar pecan]

there is wallpaper catalogue you can buy at Pierre's for 30k gold and Furniture catagloue u can buy at Robins for 200,000g ||there are other new catalogues recently been released in 1.6||

[worthy fjord]

Grey cat all the way

[cobalt hare]

orange cat orange cat orange cat

[inner spear]

black cat

[vale vapor]

The dog that looks like dis 🐶

[worthy fjord]

There ain’t one

[cobalt hare]

it's 200k

[worthy fjord]

That’s a good luck cursed

[vapid mango]

i have that dog i think!

[vale vapor]

I named it after my best friends dog

[worthy fjord]

Pick*

[dry jasper]

guys i found something thats not in the wiki

[vale vapor]

His name is buddy

[worthy fjord]

Wish

Wuh*

[vale vapor]

I finished the frozen banana

[worthy fjord]

Banabna

[polar pecan]

What is?

[dry jasper]

apparently willy comes to your door and gives you a training rod if you are level zero on spring 28th year 1

[vale vapor]

I have a feeling I will hate myself for it when my throat burns again but oh wells

It was good it was covered in chocolatez

[magic frigate]

Oooo

[brittle sail]

||the travelling cart being here is so funny, they're just chilling, who cares if theres suddenly a million plants around, business is business||

[magic frigate]

Are you sure this isn’t a mod

[polar pecan]

Its in the wiki tho

[dry jasper]

i didnt see it on the willy wiki

but i see it on training rod wiki

[magic frigate]

Why tf I never got one in my mod save 😐

[dry jasper]

pure vanilla

[magic frigate]

Oh duh I had to meet him first

[vale vapor]

Imma draw Pierre getting ready to box hehe

[magic frigate]

LOL

[vale vapor]

he's gonna look dumb

[gaunt gale]

Gives a fishing level too but that’s a year 2 thing or smt

[cobalt hare]

anaira i thought you were going to bed 😭

[gaunt gale]

Haven’t really familiarized myself with that mechanic ngl

[magic frigate]

I was literally about to say goodnight for real 🥺

[dry jasper]

no he does i just checked in game

[magic frigate]

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

lies lies lies

[polar pecan]

Oh right u said u were eepy awhile ago xD you're still awake

[magic frigate]

Okay goodnight (for real)

I have a discord problem lmao

[cobalt hare]

goodnight!!!!!!!!

[vale vapor]

I am your intrusive thoughts stay up stay awake gain insomnia

[polar pecan]

Same

[vale vapor]

[magic frigate]

I’m still top 3 oml 😭😭

[polar pecan]

Good night ana~

[magic frigate]

okay GOODNIGHT FOR REAL (for real)

[vale vapor]

Bad night sleep lose

[cobalt hare]

first time i saw light today and it's 10pm 😥

[granite orbit]

Nighty night

[alpine matrix]

hello

[dry jasper]

in video games logic systems either are very nice and fun or give me stage 4 brain cancer theres no in between

[cobalt hare]

Hi!! Welcome !!

[alpine matrix]

i bought stardew valley and realise all my friends don't have it 💀 💀 💀 💀

[ancient vale]

yo anyone knows where i can get tilapia?? im trying to do demetrius' quest but i haven't found any tilapia

[inner spear]

MY HOUSE LOOKS SO BLAND

[cobalt hare]

it's cute dw

[alpine matrix]

can anyone like give me tip for startign

[cobalt hare]

plant cauliflower

👍

also, learn how to fish

[vale vapor]

strawberries

[cobalt hare]

it's good money early game

[vale vapor]

just strawberry

Also I'm gonna draw Pierre boxing but would him being shirtless because he's boxing be too much or nah (tryna decide how I draw dis)

[spark sedge]

yes too much

[vale vapor]

Ok thanks

[cobalt hare]

why 😭

[vale vapor]

I'm bored and my friend says it'll be funny

[cobalt hare]

hm real

[zenith token]

Crates!

Yay

[vale vapor]

pannel where he gets punched perhaps

[rare niche]

[[tilapia]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/tilapia

[vale vapor]

I should probably clarify it's just gonna be a joke pannel no bloods or whatever

[ancient vale]

yeah already fished in the beach and nothing

[rare niche]

What season are you in?

[alpine matrix]

i don't know what to do in my first 1-10 days

[rare niche]

I’d recommend watching Salmence’s guide on youtube

[cobalt hare]

Meet people, farm, and that too

I just do the journal stuff

[alpine matrix]

ohhhhh

[high scarab]

Fish

[polar pecan]

The first time i started playing is complete tasks in my journal

you get rewards every time u complete them

[alpine matrix]

am just clearing my place rn

[rare niche]

Only clear out the space you need

Right click the rod while holding the bait

[alpine matrix]

👍

[ancient vale]

summer

[polar pecan]

You'll need Fiberglass rod

to attach bait