stardew-valley

[magic frigate]

Pumpkins

You can lmao

[jade bane]

guess next time i look for flower seeds it be fairy rose

[magic frigate]

I’m so not gonna make it to level 100

[cunning cypress]

i'm going to do a joja mart playthrough this time i think

anyone else doing jojamart?

[mystic jasper]

What level rn?

[jade bane]

not yet ,,

[thin phoenix]

what's a joja mart playthrough

[abstract wyvern]

hi thunnus didn't see you there thunnus how are you doing thunnus

[mystic jasper]

LMAO

[cunning cypress]

you can either do the community center or joja mart

[magic frigate]

I haven’t gone in ||SC|| yet but my highest mobile was like 50 LMAO

Hi Chip

[hexed ivy]

sweetheart lol you buy a joja mart membership instead of doing the community centre

[mystic jasper]

Uhh alright, tomorrow is an exam (the last one) and wisdom teeth is hurting my "right" side

[mystic jasper]

No don't worry it's erupting normally

[thin phoenix]

oh i havent even walked into that building

[cunning cypress]

you either side with a corporation or a small business but that small business is run by Pierre (hate that guy)

[mystic jasper]

Hello Anaira

[magic frigate]

[spark loom]

the cheap pay to win easter egg

[magic frigate]

Oh no

It’s not an Easter egg? 😭

[abstract wyvern]

who's chip? 🤔 i only see anaira, soapy, whyn 🌺 , soup, resinski, thunnus and me

[foggy arch]

Where is the mobile and console version 1.6👺?

[magic frigate]

[magic frigate]

No PC only

[lavish basin]

I always do

[mystic jasper]

Yeah..it starts at 9:30AM and I my right lower gums seemingly "melted"

[mystic jasper]

Not yet out

[abstract wyvern]

omg mee too!! 😭
i never had a wisdom teeth 😔 buttt that's a good sign!!! you get extra wisdom on ur exam

[thin phoenix]

is there a difference in progression/unlocks?

[toxic herald]

Where at the bus stop is ||Linus' basket||?

[magic frigate]

Memememememe

[spark loom]

it is because when they released the game microtransactions were big news so they put in jojamart poking fun at all the people who thought there was gonna be microtransactions in the game

[magic frigate]

Left of it

[mystic jasper]

CA also mentions about another patch coming out too

[magic frigate]

OH BOY MORE MOD UPDATES!

[mystic jasper]

This one's wisdom is telling me suffering is unavoidable

[cunning cypress]

yeah, you buy your unlocks with jojamart. you have to complete bundles for the community center. community center is seemingly harder

[magic frigate]

You should do CC if it’s first playthrough

[abstract wyvern]

it is inevitable!! 😊

[toxic herald]

HELP IM AT FALL 10 Y1 AND DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD WALK FURTHER ON THE ROAD

[mystic jasper]

LMAO

Damn...

[abstract wyvern]

the tooth probably

[lavish basin]

There's the road and you can even go in the tunnel

[green oxide]

how to get last heart??

[mystic jasper]

Welp...

[foggy arch]

If there is no mobile and console version 1.6 by the end of spring, then I'll spoil Ape for diarrhea!

[cobalt hare]

Cash makes everything easy, welcome to Capitalism

[lavish basin]

Same as all others

[warped sinew]

What do you mean?

[green oxide]

idk how

it says imd ating

[hexed ivy]

gift and talk daily

[lavish basin]

The same way you got all your other hearts??

It's no different

[sullen compass]

For quality sprinklers u just put 8 seeds around it right?

[green oxide]

yeah but i needed to give her bouquet for 9th one to appear

[magic frigate]

!sprinkler yes

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sprinkler.

[sullen compass]

tf is that sprinkler, the one on the far right

[abstract wyvern]

good luck!!!
||sunnuht||

[hexed ivy]

no it just happened to appear after you gave her the bouquet

[lavish basin]

Dating unlocks the final 2 hearts yes, but the final heart isn't special, which is what I'm telling you

[magic frigate]

Who up blocking Pam so she can walk faster ||to the bus stop||

[abstract wyvern]

(i like saying the name)

[cobalt hare]

to unlock sprinklers is farming level, right?

[hexed ivy]

now you have one more to fill by gifting more things

[lavish basin]

Farming lvl 2, 6 and 9

[sullen compass]

yeah

[abstract wyvern]

i on't think you can block ||npcs|| any

[magic frigate]

Wha

[mystic jasper]

lmao

[hexed ivy]

me 😂

[tired tiger]

why is he still sleeping

[lavish basin]

He's eepy

[magic frigate]

How many hearts do u have? 0:

[cobalt hare]

Vampires sleep at day and wander at night

[abstract wyvern]

wow early bird, his eyes are open at 10am in the morning

[cunning cypress]

why are you awake

[mortal pier]

what’s per 25?

[tired tiger]

idk i marry today must be like 5days

[magic frigate]

It’s a 1.5 bug

[tired tiger]

it's day and date in turkish

[mortal pier]

oh cool!!

[hexed ivy]

oh no it’s that bug

[abstract wyvern]

[hexed ivy]

i’ve never actually seen that bug, only heard about it

[mortal pier]

unrelated but i love stardew polyamory mods

[magic frigate]

Same

[abstract wyvern]

what bug 😭

[mortal pier]

awesome

[abstract wyvern]

poly what

[hexed ivy]

seb is depressed

[magic frigate]

Spouses get mad at you as soon as u get married

[abstract wyvern]

polydactylyl??

[cobalt hare]

multiple wives

[lavish basin]

Porch

[cobalt hare]

I'm monogamic, sorry, this subject doesn't interest me

[abstract wyvern]

we're that unlikeable huh

[mortal pier]

polyamorous lol. like multiple partners, marry multiple people

[abstract wyvern]

ohhh i see, thanks y'all

[mortal pier]

i’m polyamorous so it’s super cool to be able to marry not one person but even multiple people

[abstract wyvern]

Divad!!!

[mortal pier]

it’s awesome, im pretty happy

[lavish basin]

[magic frigate]

Holy RNG 2 ||purple|| slimes just gave me ||2 iridium bars||

[copper holly]

erm hi

[lavish basin]

Hey matilda

[abstract wyvern]

erm... h-hello..

[copper holly]

YOU'RE STILL HERE

[lavish basin]

I never leave

[copper holly]

no ❤️

[magic frigate]

Also I just realized, frozen tears count as forageables????

[abstract wyvern]

LMAOO

[abstract wyvern]

you eat tears..?

[copper holly]

i just want to level up so i can vc

[magic frigate]

For lunch

[abstract wyvern]

hmm salty ice cream, i'm up

[copper holly]

idk what to say

[lavish basin]

They're foraged minerals like quartz and earth crystal

[abstract wyvern]

oh lmao

[cobalt hare]

I quit playing mod after the mod I used to be able to date Jodi, Caroline and that girl inthe desert also made Jas marriable. For that I just tried to quit life.

[magic frigate]

Nice. So gatherer counts muahahaha

[abstract wyvern]

nuh uh salty ice cream

[rigid tundra]

Oh ew that’s gross

[magic frigate]

That mod is banned

[lavish basin]

Yup, just not botanist

[copper holly]

wha..

[cobalt hare]

The creator should be banned

[copper holly]

FR LIKE??

LEAVE JAS ALONE

[abstract wyvern]

ppl who make mods like that must be in need of dire help

[rigid tundra]

Hopefully they are

[cobalt hare]

yes, unfortunately

[rigid tundra]

Fr

[magic frigate]

Yeah they are

[fallen widget]

I just gave myself a SDV jumpscare by accident, I asked my phone to change my TV volume to eight, it changed it to eighty, I was breaking rocks, sounded like an explosion 💀

[abstract wyvern]

oh no i'm getting automodded so much recently 💀

[lavish basin]

I don't think those mods should be brought up in general, for future reference

[magic frigate]

FUUUUUUUUUCK I DIED

[copper holly]

im craving the strawberries from stardew, idk they look delic...

[lavish basin]

Wow L anaira /j

[marble kiln]

what 💀

[abstract wyvern]

Lanaira

[magic frigate]

NOT /J DAVID NOT /J

[sullen compass]

Do i just sell || treasure chest|| to shipping containter or should is there someone specific to sell it to

[magic frigate]

I FOUND THE TIBIA BUT I LOST THAT AND THE SHARD

[cobalt hare]

u.u

[magic frigate]

nope I’m loading

[lavish basin]

Has to be shipping bin

[lavish basin]

Oh okay you're just bad then

[magic frigate]

I HATE MOBILE

[lavish basin]

😭

[copper holly]

why do u have the mayor's short in ur name

[frosty sequoia]

Lol.

[lavish basin]

That's just the emote that comes from the lvl 1000 role

[copper holly]

im scared

[copper holly]

OH OH

[inner wave]

power of mayor's shorts

[copper holly]

sorry im not used to discord servers

[lavish basin]

You're good

[magic frigate]

Okay okay okay 12 floors we are so back

[abstract wyvern]

🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🔃

[abstract wyvern]

is this you

[magic frigate]

Too many times

Thank yoba for manual save backups

[abstract wyvern]

no it jus means that ur stinky 😈

[copper holly]

[lavish basin]

Erm akshewally

You're the stinky one

[marble kiln]

bruh theres a bring emerald to emily task, but when i got the emerald, its already 8:20pm

[copper holly]

can i eat a frozen tear irl?

[magic frigate]

She works at saloon

[untold edge]

Check the Saloon

[lavish basin]

Probably not the best idea

[abstract wyvern]

ermm... that is in fact, an un-fact which in simpler terms is untrue, false 🤓

[cobalt hare]

yes, just cry in the freezer

[copper holly]

but they look good

[abstract wyvern]

yeah sure, salty shaved ice

[lavish basin]

[copper holly]

UR GENIUS

WOW I DIDNT KNOW

[lavish basin]

True, sebastian is right to love them

[cobalt hare]

anytime you need

[copper holly]

yummy

[inner wave]

[abstract wyvern]

did y'all ever notice how the dust sprites drop frozen tears when they die?

[lavish basin]

Ghost ping

[copper holly]

[abstract wyvern]

like they cried upon their death but since it's too cold, the tears are frozen

[cobalt hare]

they're crying :c they're sad

[cobalt hare]

[copper holly]

dust sprites reminds me of my hamster who died

i sneezed and he died..

[abstract wyvern]

rip

[cobalt hare]

okay that's deep

[copper holly]

[abstract wyvern]

did he drop coal or coffee beans

[copper holly]

UR WILD LMAO

[cobalt hare]

he dropped her happiness

[hexed ivy]

why do hamsters die in such shocking ways omg. that’s so sad

[copper holly]

not really

[copper holly]

idk it's so weird

[shy sundial]

I’m at summer 18 year 1 on my first playthrough. Is there a certain point in progression where I should be…?

[hexed ivy]

they are so fragile

[cobalt hare]

Gotta have enough Blueberries

[copper holly]

poor hamsters

[inner wave]

I heard hamsters can get stressed, and they die out of nowhere because they aren't exactly easy pets.

[abstract wyvern]

they're among the list of fragile animals for sure

like hermit crabs

[copper holly]

BUT I ONLY SNEEZED,

[cobalt hare]

thank god I never had a hamster so that I can't feel for when I lose them

[copper holly]

IT'S NOT LIKE I SNEEZED LIKE MY DAD THEY'RE DRAMATIC

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/beerus-espirra-gif-25546118

nice tenor

[inner wave]

I had hamsters when I was a bebby, no idea how they passed either

[cobalt hare]

never had, fragile creatures are not meant for me cuz I love squeezing them

[marble kiln]

my old hamster somehow got into the toilet bowl

[copper holly]

im getting cyber bullied

😔

[cobalt hare]

dose are my exact thoughts when EMBEDFAILS

[fallen widget]

is the current server icon the one before may 4th or a new one? I can't remember, whatever the case it's nice

[inner wave]

adding on, something something..about them being bored / lonely literally drives them insane.

[lavish basin]

Not the same as before iirc

[abstract wyvern]

then i shall pass the tradition onto you

[fallen widget]

It does feel diff

[inner wave]

yah, need the next role for embeds and images to work

[lavish basin]

!embeds

[novel thistle]

You can post images and embeds in most channels once you reach Cowpoke (level 5) on the server. You earn levels by sending messages, and will be notified by this bot when you've earned Cowpoke! You can send images in #images-and-memes at any level.

You can read more about the server channels in ⁠#welcome and roles in ⁠#roles, and check your current level with /lvl in ⁠#governors-mansion.

Currently, ⁠#stardew-spoilers and ⁠#town-square have embeds disabled for all levels.

To use this command, type !embeds.

[odd lava]

hi guys 😄 has anyone done the saying "hello" quest? been trying to redo it a few times now, and for some reason, when i count all the people, the only person for whom my quest doesnt trigger is the wizard...even when i talk to him my quest remains at 0/28 ... :/

[lavish basin]

Welcome! The wizard doesn't count for that quest! Only the people in town

[sullen compass]

River is the best place to fish when its raining in fall right? then ocean when its sunny

[lavish basin]

River yeah

[odd lava]

...seems like the questline is buggy then ;/ because without the wizard all the ppl are 27

[lavish basin]

Nope, there's 28

[spark loom]

Look at friends, any with question marks are ones your missing

[lavish basin]

Have you met willy yet?

[odd lava]

yes

[low flame]

Whats the best way to get stone?

[lavish basin]

You can also check the friendship tab to see who you're missing

They'll show as "???"

[odd lava]

i mean i single handedly counted them all...unless i miscounted

[hexed ivy]

also talking to people over the counter at their work doesn’t count

[odd lava]

ik ik

[rigid tundra]

Hey and welcome! Iirc it’s the mines

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome!
Best way is farming floor 1, just resetting it and farming the big boulders

[lavish basin]

You must've, because that quest is completable without the wizard, as he doesn't count

[rigid tundra]

It should show up as tbem being talked to unless, as others have said it’ll show up with ?? Instead of their name

[copper holly]

man i want to level up UGGHHH

[odd lava]

ok ill try again 😄 ....

[cobalt hare]

Embed link of someone making notes in a notebook

[low flame]

Ok thanks

[lavish basin]

Just chat

[cobalt hare]

let's spam

[magic frigate]

19 floors at 11 pm can I do this

[magic frigate]

That doesn’t work

[copper holly]

but we're gonna get banned

[lavish basin]

If you wanna get your xp removed, sure

[magic frigate]

Also, not allowed

[magic frigate]

DAVID CAN I DO THIS?????

[lavish basin]

Uhh

I believe in you

[cobalt hare]

level up in reverse

[lavish basin]

Porch, what on earth is that

[abstract wyvern]

happy break tim

[lavish basin]

[magic frigate]

5 LEVELS LETS GOOOOO

OMG I DIED LMAO

AND A PRISMATIC DROPPED

WHAT IS THIS

[lavish basin]

😭

[copper holly]

i believe they were joking

[magic frigate]

!tone

[novel thistle]

Tone indicators can be placed at the end of a message to indicate your intended tone. You may see them used in chat, and are welcome (but never required) to use them yourself!

Some common tone indicators:
/gen or /g = genuine
/j = joking
/hj = half-joking
/lh = light-hearted
/s = sarcastic
/srs = serious

To use this command, type !tone.

[magic frigate]

Pls tell me I saved 😭😭😭😭

[abstract wyvern]

bruh why's it so low quality 😭

[magic frigate]

LFGGGG NO STAIRCASE RUN

[spiral kraken]

What time did you leave and arrive

[magic frigate]

I arrived 12 pm & leaving 2 am 😭

[spiral kraken]

/ what time left farm and what time u finished the run

[mortal pier]

INDID THAT TOO

[torpid shadow]

Hi

[mortal pier]

GOOD FOR YOU

[spiral kraken]

Niceeee

[magic frigate]

I died like 3 times but WE ARE SO BACK

[torpid shadow]

I choose miner or geologist?

[magic frigate]

Miner

[thorn mural]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cobalt hare]

just bomb your way thru the desert floors

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome

[copper holly]

Hi

[magic frigate]

CAN I MAKE IT BACK HOME THO

[lavish basin]

I'm not sure if it's based on the time you enter, but it does change yeah. You can basically force a gift

[copper holly]

[cobalt hare]

there is no more home u.u

[magic frigate]

We made it

WE MADE IT

[raw osprey]

is it worth it to put a fruit tree in the greenhouse? or just use all tiles to plant
the thing is that I'm at 27th summer and noticed I forgot to plant an apple and pomegranate tree ||for the community center||

[magic frigate]

time for me to move to #stardew-spoilers hooray

[thorn mural]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[magic frigate]

[lavish basin]

It is worth. You dont need to use the plantable tiles to plant fruit trees there

[raw osprey]

thanks!!

[cobalt hare]

takes notes

[copper holly]

isnt that a spoiler?

[lavish basin]

I marked it as a spoiler?

[hexed ivy]

it has a spoiler lol

[copper holly]

it didnt show for me

ermmmm

[woeful jacinth]

I generally resign myself to getting something stupid like a blob of clay and if I get anything better than that I am delighted

[lavish basin]

Either you have the setting to auto clear spoilers or you opened it and forgot

[magic frigate]

I missed Pierre’s birthday. Oh well

[cobalt hare]

you're vulnerable to spoilers

[hexed ivy]

i open and forget so much, i always double check now 😂

[hexed ivy]

real

[copper holly]

so real

[spark loom]

I genuinely don't talk to anyone im trying to get the friendship bundle first

[magic frigate]

If anyone’s gonna spoiler check David, ITS GONNA BE ME (hasn’t happened yet )

[woeful jacinth]

This time I actually got a glow ring. I was pleased

[spark loom]

It makes it easier

[lavish basin]

[copper holly]

[magic frigate]

OH MY GOD IT DID HAPPEN

[lavish basin]

What happened

[magic frigate]

LMAOOOO ONCE

[lavish basin]

Damn that must've been like shortly after I joined

[magic frigate]

It deff was 😭😭😭

We were both cowpoke together LMAO

[inner wave]

[magic frigate]

Accidentally sold a max friendship pig. AMA

[cobalt hare]

[lavish basin]

Omg that's so cute

[magic frigate]

No not 😭😭😭😭

[lavish basin]

Look at how far we've come

[magic frigate]

Ikr

[copper holly]

time to touch grass

[cobalt hare]

does that mean playing Stardew

[magic frigate]

You say that right when I got the 10% battery warning. WHYYYY

[lavish basin]

I feel like a father looking at their grown children...they grow up so fast don't they...

[cobalt hare]

and touching Virtual Grass

[green oxide]

what to grow year 2 summer??

[copper holly]

yeah i mean... that works too

[magic frigate]

Starfruit

OH THAT REMINDS ME

[lavish basin]

Blueberries if selling raw, starfruit if you have the desert

[cobalt hare]

that's the only way it works

[magic frigate]

STARFRUIT DAYYYY

[cobalt hare]

[green oxide]

should i jar them too or nah

[copper holly]

but what about 3D grass

[green oxide]

also do i need speed grow or nah

[cobalt hare]

never heard of this

[lavish basin]

Starfruit? Keg. If you can, get deluxe speed gro

[copper holly]

real

[magic frigate]

[cobalt hare]

[green oxide]

i cant keg (got no kegs)
i can get like 100 speedgro

[cobalt hare]

hey why is this server +18

[lavish basin]

Regular speed gro won't help. Jar the starfruit you can, better than selling raw

[magic frigate]

Okay Pierre

[spark loom]

If I put cherries in a preservation barrel it makes jelly?

[magic frigate]

Yes

Preserves jar

[spark loom]

Sweet.. i got that bundle almost wrapped up then

[cobalt hare]

[digital igloo]

I just gave an earth crystal to my future cottagecore lesbian wife

[cobalt hare]

Penny

[lavish basin]

Leah I'm guessing?

[digital igloo]

Yep

it's Leah

[green oxide]

starfruit is 400????

ok wow its expensive

i hope its worth it

[lavish basin]

Very worth it

[green oxide]

how much do you make per 1 jarred fruit?

[lavish basin]

750 x 2 + 50

Sooo

[green oxide]

ok wait should i sell raw rhubarbs?

[magic frigate]

I need a pretty forest farm layout but there aren’t many vanilla ones raaaaa

[lavish basin]

1550 +40% from artisan

[green oxide]

so i can buy more?

[lavish basin]

If it lets you get more starfruits, yeah

[untold edge]

Keg a couple

[green oxide]

yeah a lot more

[lavish basin]

They said they dont have kegs

[green oxide]

80k gold more

[abstract wyvern]

👫 wine/juice..?

[green oxide]

i kegged like 15

well kegged 3 but jarred 15

ok i also need 5k for the thing

will do no speed grow

[cobalt hare]

it's weird

my first starfruit interaction irl I had 5 yo

[lavish basin]

I've never seen one irl

[cobalt hare]

it was on an outland

it does look like a star, but it's not THAT pretty

[molten ember]

is the joja mart membership worth it?

[abstract wyvern]

they're smol

[lavish basin]

If you're new, no

[cobalt hare]

it look like a depressed star

[lavish basin]

It would throw out the community center

[molten ember]

oh okay then definitely a no

[abstract wyvern]

aw man you removed the join joja, thrive thing

[lavish basin]

Huh

[abstract wyvern]

did you forgor or sth 😭

[lavish basin]

Join us. Thrive.
That?

[abstract wyvern]

ahh yeah

[harsh dawn]

Putting time in consideration, is it better putting crops in preserves jar or just selling them as they are?

[abstract wyvern]

jar em, it's always better unless you're in need of some quick cash

[lavish basin]

Depends on the crop, but often preserves jars

[spark loom]

i try to sell complete artisan goods over regular goods

[sullen compass]

Is ocean best fishing spot in fall when not raining?

[cobalt hare]

preserver jar = jelly, kegs = wine?

[spark loom]

Yeah

[spark loom]

Fruit= jelly, veg=pickles

[regal bridge]

finished a commission, now I can play Stardew

[lavish basin]

River during the day, ocean at night

[sullen compass]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[cobalt hare]

share

[regal bridge]

?

share what?

[spark loom]

Commision

They want to see

[regal bridge]

i'll send it in the art chat then

[muted smelt]

Oh ok

[jade bane]

darn mayo is nice for selling ,, 399 a pot . glad that aint our prices R/t

[lavish basin]

mayo is awesome

[sullen compass]

Day starts at 6 and ends around like 2, and then night starts at 6pm right? Google is confusing me

[regal bridge]

sent it in #creative

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome!

[gloomy parcel]

hiyaaa

[lavish basin]

Yeah 6pm, that's when super cucumber starts showing

[green oxide]

what can you do to get rain

[lavish basin]

Like to make it rain? Rain totem

[vocal knoll]

hi, want to ask, can we stack crabshel ring?

[green oxide]

and how can i get that

[lavish basin]

Crafting or ||skull caverns chests||

[lavish basin]

Yeah probably

[jade bane]

would a double thorn ring cause ouch big tiem back ?

[lavish basin]

No, thorns ring sucks

Nope

If you don't have any melons saved, yeah

[hardy shard]

joja mart route less time consuming but id only do it if ive had runs where i completed cc already

[toxic herald]

what actually is the longest ever sdv gameplay in terms of year?

[lavish basin]

That's a bit hard to track

[lofty vortex]

hai guys!!!!!!!

[lavish basin]

For all we know there could be someone out there on year 72938

[lavish basin]

[grand acorn]

yeah

[toxic herald]

imagine the nolife 😭

[spark loom]

well the whole joja vs cc comes down to how you play

[harsh dawn]

Alright makes sense, thanks guys@abstract wyvern @lavish basin

[spark loom]

if all you want to do maximise profits then camp joja is for you, but if you want to meticulously go through make a full farm then your 100% a community person

[lavish basin]

No worries

[molten ember]

yeah its more time consuming but its a bit annoying getting all the required things

[spark loom]

after year 1 i stopped making money because i craft and build

[molten ember]

but also joja seems more boring so

[spark loom]

i am year 2

i have 2/3rds of community centre done

[toxic herald]

tbh myself ill always dedicate to the most logical ay, being a capitalist is not for me

[lavish basin]

Well getting all the items for the coomunity center may seem ammoying, but it leads you to explore the game and various areas of it to get all the items. It's basically the game's guide and tutorial and main quest all in 1

[sullen compass]

Can you only catch on legendary fish per season?

[lavish basin]

One per save

Well, each

There's 5 in total. 1 in each season and 1 in the sewers. You can catch each of them one time

[lean summit]

How sad

[hard gate]

Whats the best use for oranges?

[lean summit]

Give to linus

[sullen compass]

I caught the legendary fish but its only silver rarity:(

[brittle canopy]

gus loves them

iirc

[lone shale]

|| thought i could put them in the fish farm ||

[hard gate]

I have ALOT of oranges. What do I do with the extras, money-wiae

[lavish basin]

Fish pond? No

[lavish basin]

Not much you can do about that

[eternal crag]

Hi! Stupid question, best mine level to farm normal stones? 😄

[lavish basin]

Floor 1. Just reset it and farm the big boulders and gray rocks

[lavish basin]

They're not that worth for processing

[hard gate]

And no enemy threat

[eternal crag]

My pick can't break these big rocks, should I upgrade to bronze or smth?

[hard gate]

I bought 6 orange trees

[lavish basin]

Jesus why

[brittle canopy]

keg them

[hard gate]

I wanted an orchard

[lavish basin]

Those rocks can be broken with any pickaxe. Only the ones on the farm require a steel pickaxe

[eternal crag]

Oh ok thxxx

[hard gate]

Cherry, Apple, Orange, and Pomegrante

[pallid anchor]

If I plan on maximizing mayo from my eggs early on since im on Meadowlands is it worth getting the perk where animal products are worth more?

[lavish basin]

That image needs spoiler tags due to the ||golden scythe||

1.6 content needs spoiler tags

[hard gate]

sorry

idk how to spiler an image

[lavish basin]

Not really. Tiller leads to artisan which makes them sell for even more

[pure musk]

||mushroom logs are op||

[lavish basin]

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[hard gate]

thank you

My orchard

I removed it from my inv

[fast tundra]

Brother

[pallid anchor]

Gotcha thx

[fast tundra]

Please upgrade your hoe

[inner maple]

prebby,,,

[hard gate]

Steel is good enough

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome

[hard gate]

Im saving my money for picks

[spark loom]

Very good

[fast tundra]

Oh I thought that was stone

[inner maple]

hii hii :3

[hard gate]

Should I replace the orange trees with something else

[robust swan]

||hang on where is the elevator in the skull cavern||

[lavish basin]

Well you might wanna get trees for other seasons too, but I wouldn't replace them

[hasty pond]

spoiler

[lavish basin]

That needs spoiler tags and it doesn't have one

[harsh dawn]

Is there anything else to do in the ||quarry|| rather than getting stone and ores?

[lavish basin]

There's the ||quarry mine||

[brittle canopy]

doesnt have one without mods

[hasty pond]

good spot for planting a lot of trees or machines

[hard gate]

||There is no elevator in skul cavern. Get as far as you can in one day||

[brittle canopy]

i like to fill it up with kegs

[harsh dawn]

Oh didn't know that, is it as big/difficult as the regular one?

[inner reef]

guys at the stardew valley fair, if i use 9 Best quality Bullheads how many points will i get?

[hasty pond]

not that much I think

you want diversity

[lavish basin]

||It's just 1 floor. There isn't really a lot to if. You run to the end, get the golden scythe, and never come back||

[hard gate]

Yeah

[harsh dawn]

Yeah that sounds good to profit from space, thank you so much @hasty pond @brittle canopy

[lavish basin]

Enough points to win

[harsh dawn]

I guess that's always a plus having something to do at least, thanks a lot

[brittle canopy]

your welcome

[scarlet summit]

i hatewomen

[inner reef]

on a 4 player farm?

[lavish basin]

The ammont of players doesn't affect points

That's post CC, please delete it

Can't be mentioned here

[hard gate]

sorry

I thought they were in pierees shop

[lavish basin]

They're not

[hard gate]

my bad

[inner reef]

do using the same thing 9x affect the points?

cuz i really wanna win

[inner reef]

:)

[inner reef]

thank you

[lavish basin]

No worries

[hasty pond]

not appropriate.

[fast tundra]

Seriously??

[lavish basin]

Yes. You can do the same with 9 iridium quality chubs, or smallmouth bass...

[fast tundra]

Wow this makes me angry that I actually put effort in my Y1 grange display

[lavish basin]

Basically any 9 iridium quality fish, whose base value is 50+

[fast tundra]

Poor Willy

[inner reef]

thanks a lot

[fast tundra]

We're doing the exact same thing as him but we're winning

[hard gate]

I just put 6 iridium eggs and some gold star veggies

[robust swan]

Wut 💀

[inner reef]

im gonna win so hard at my friends face

[lavish basin]

That's the whole point of it

[robust swan]

To level 100 no less, how do they expect me to do it

[hard gate]

Bombs. Alot

[lavish basin]

Staircases, bombs, good luck

[fast tundra]

You can get the elevator mod

If you want

[robust swan]

I finally hit the cliff and i dont think i am climbing it

[lavish basin]

It's intimidating at first but soon enough you'll be breezing through it

[hard gate]

Yeah honestly i dont want to either

I just go in with food and good luck day

[fast tundra]

Just brute force with ladders tbh

Is it dishonorable? Yes

But it's easier

[lavish basin]

No such thing as dishonorable. It's a valid way

[hard gate]

I got 14 ||iridium|| without bombs or ladders

[fast tundra]

It's like a samurai using a gun

[hard gate]

Did I make a mistake buying 6 fruit trees for each season

[fast tundra]

Debatably dishonorable

[lavish basin]

It's kind of a lot, for something not super profitable

[fast tundra]

Perhaps

[lavish basin]

But that's fine

[hard gate]

I thought fruit trees were the golden goose

[fast tundra]

You'll make the money back in less than a year I think

[hard gate]

Why else would they cost so much

[fast tundra]

Nope, most expensive seed crops are better

[hard gate]

Guess ill be making orange jam

Ugh

[fast tundra]

How to spell colliflower

[hard gate]

Cauliflower

[warped sinew]

Cauliflower

[fast tundra]

Thanks

[lavish basin]

You were close

[fast tundra]

I hate English

[lavish basin]

Same

[quiet fractal]

Hi can I ask why you put some words like || that ||

[lavish basin]

!checkthepins

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[fast tundra]

Cauliflowers, Melons and Pumpkins are generally the way to go

Blueberries and Cranberries if you don't have processors

[quiet fractal]

ahhh tysm

[hard gate]

I got || rhubabs || for wine in spring

[lavish basin]

Yeah it's better than cauli. Cauli isn't very good tbh

[fast tundra]

It's great early game

[uncut island]

It’s like the 4th best spring vegetable how dare you

[fast tundra]

..until you get strawberries

[hard gate]

Is honey good for kegs?

[fast tundra]

Thanks mod

[lavish basin]

If it's not flower honey, sure

[uncut island]

Np

[fast tundra]

It's a bit better if it's wild honey

[lavish basin]

Not really? Potatoes will outprofit cauli by a lot

[inner maple]

idk if the question goes here but, I keep on getting the text "the spreading of weeds as damaged your crops" even though none of them has been touched?? 😭

[hard gate]

It is wild

[lavish basin]

Cauli just isn't ever better tbh

[fast tundra]

Fairy honey is actually really good

[fast tundra]

Yeah process it if you aren't processing anything else

It doubles the price iirc

[high echo]

Hiii

[lavish basin]

Sometimes it spreads to a tilled soil and un-tills it and that counts, for example if you like till an artifact spot and then a weed covers it

[fast tundra]

Greetings

[hard gate]

I have ||rhubarbs|| for wine rn

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome!

[hard gate]

Trying to get alot of oak resin

[inner maple]

ohh, I have a few un-tilled soil but nothings on them :3 but thanks

[fast tundra]

I actually don't know how good the Y2 crops are because I'm a stupid tryhard and am usually already making a greenhouse full of ancient fruit by then

[lavish basin]

None of them are great really

Garlic is shit money, red cabbage comes close to melons, but then again you have starfruit, and artichoke is decent but not as good as pumpkins

[hard gate]

Garlic is great wdym

[lavish basin]

Garlic is not great

[fast tundra]

The only time I ever plant garlic is for that one thing in that one place later on iykyk

[lavish basin]

Garlic seeds cost 40g and the base sell price of garlic is 60g

That is not good profit

[hard gate]

Oh

[fast tundra]

That's great profit

[hard gate]

So garlic is worse than parsnips?

[fast tundra]

50% revenue baby

[lavish basin]

In spring, potatoes if you're selling raw, rhubarb if you're kegging. If you want strawberries they're pretty nice too

[lavish basin]

Uh yeah

[velvet forum]

25% profits let's gooooo

[proud meteor]

garlic is nice to grow a few of to cook with. aside from that, eh

[hard gate]

I almost want stardew to have a stock market thing like slime rancher where certain goods increase in price overtime when ur not selling them

[lavish basin]

Would certainly mix stuff up

[hard gate]

In slime rancher those rare plorts can become less valuable than regular rock plorts with enough time

From overselling

Then again. If this was added anceint fruit farms would die

[fast tundra]

Garlic is good because it gives 50% increase in profit
Starfruit is bought for 400g a pop and sells for 750 therefore it's 87%~ increase in profit
Therefore garlic is only a little worse than Starfruit

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[lavish basin]

Yeah true

[lavish basin]

😭

You did not just say that garlic is nearly as good as starfruit

[lapis oak]

applauses

[lavish basin]

That's wild

[lapis oak]

good talk

[inner maple]

does anybody know how to get|| auto petters?||

[spark loom]

I think it's funny that most players act like joja to save commu ity centre

[lavish basin]

That needs spoiler tags. You can get them from ||skull caverns treasure floors||

[hard gate]

Marine sells for a crapton of money

[fast tundra]

37% difference 🤷‍♂️

[lavish basin]

She doesn't

[velvet forum]

Garlic is good when you only have a few days left in spring and want to make some more money. Benefits most from jarring.

[hard gate]

What

[lavish basin]

She only sells autograbbers for 25k, after reaching farming lvl 10

[hard gate]

Ohhh

I got them confused

[inner maple]

ah thanks :3c also mb ^^

[fast tundra]

Mmmm

Marine

[lavish basin]

Are you like /j or 💀

[velvet forum]

Compare garlic pickle to starfruit wine

And number of seeds for equivalency

[fast tundra]

[lapis oak]

It annoys me that I understand this

[lavish basin]

Even if you're comparing raw, starfruit benefits way more from quality

It's gonna outprofit it by miles lmao

[fast tundra]

Listen

[lavish basin]

Not to mention it's a much bigger investment so it has a much bigger payout

[fast tundra]

Garlic is the best spring crop

Verily so

[lavish basin]

Sure, and if my grandma had wheels she would be a bike

[lapis oak]

much less grow time tho

[fast tundra]

what.

[bronze heart]

how rare is it to get the garbage hat

[lapis oak]

typos

[fast tundra]

Rare

[lapis oak]

i get them a lot

[fast tundra]

I forgot exactly how much

[velvet forum]

About 1%

[fast tundra]

But it's rare

[bronze heart]

oh thought it be a lot rarer

[lavish basin]

1/500 after checking at least 20 trash cans

1/500 is 0.2%

It's not 1%

[bronze heart]

oh dam it is rare

[velvet forum]

Living hat is RARE

[lavish basin]

It's not super rare tbh. You'll get it eventually

[fast tundra]

Living hat is possibly the hardest item to get in the game

Even more than a certain purple thing in endgame that I can't speak of

[bronze heart]

yeah i just got it randomly it kinda startled me cuz the can just blew off

[lapis oak]

one of my favourite hats as well

[lavish basin]

I mean...it's very farmable, but in terms of odds, yeah it's the rarest

[velvet forum]

Third best

Potato > Kale > Garlic

[hard gate]

Does this work for an oak resin layout?

[lavish basin]

No, the seeds are too close together

[fast tundra]

Strawberry doesn't even exist

[lavish basin]

They need 1 tile between eachother

Those have 0 tiles between eachother diagonally

[bronze heart]

what can i do with this ||strange doll|| i found other than donating

[velvet forum]

It doesn't. That's all a mass hallucination.

[fast tundra]

Chat is strawberry wine good as a sort of substitute for ancient fruit?

[lavish basin]

Tailoring into a shirt or selling. Aka just donate it

It's pretty rare to get another one anyways

[fast tundra]

It sells for a lot iirc

[lavish basin]

Hence why they give you a guaranteed one

[lavish basin]

Only 1k

[hard gate]

This better?

[fast tundra]

More than any artifact

[lavish basin]

I mean it's like 1/5th of ancient fruit wine

[lapis oak]

it's a lot for a stack of them

[lavish basin]

Yup, that works!

[warped sinew]

Is that tree planting?

[fast tundra]

I mean as a kind of replacement until you actually get ancient fruit set up

[hard gate]

Trying to get oak resin

[gloomy gorge]

I got back into stardew bc i rage quit

also hai

[lavish basin]

I mean yeah it's decent if you really wanna use a regrowable crop

[lavish basin]

[lapis oak]

blueberries tho

[bronze heart]

question does the mermaid pendent guy stay at the beach on rainy days all day long or does he leave in the evening

[young shale]

yooo

[lapis oak]

they are cheap yes

[young shale]

he stays me finks

[gloomy gorge]

i think he stays there

[lapis oak]

yea whole day

[bronze heart]

ah ok i have the whole day to get 5k then

[fast tundra]

Actually since strawberry regrows every 4 days ancient fruit is only like 2.5x better than it(?)

[velvet forum]

Profitability averaged over 2 years in the greenhouse

[lavish basin]

Not great if you wanna make wine

[fast tundra]

What the fuck is that next to the blueberry

[gloomy gorge]

whats the face one?

[lavish basin]

Post CC

[lapis oak]

absolutely no problem with that image whatsoever

[velvet forum]

Spoiler

[solar pulsar]

What's the smiley
organ selling?

[fast tundra]

Ohhh

[gloomy gorge]

I need faces COME HERE HALEY

best face juice

[fast tundra]

Delicious fruit 🤤

[hard gate]

How long do oak trees take to grow?

[bronze heart]

is there a fruit on the green bar next to ancient fruit or is it nothing

[lavish basin]

It's hops

[fast tundra]

1

[lapis oak]

wait is this the one i'm thinking about

[lavish basin]

That website it

[hard gate]

Units are important

[warped sinew]

Isn't all trees 28 days?

[lavish basin]

With tree fertilizer,5 days. Without, it's rng. Average of 20 ish days

[lavish basin]

That's for fruit trees

[velvet forum]

Ancient fruit suffers from taking a whole season to grow. It's better than starfruit once it gets going. Just takes a while for the average to catch up.

[hard gate]

Thanks

[fast tundra]

Around 1 month

[hard gate]

Thanks

[gloomy gorge]

Wait like those green lookin pinecones Hops?

[lavish basin]

It's not better than starfruit in terms of money. If you speed it up enough, starfruit outprofits ancient fruit by a decent ammount

[lapis oak]

i was about to ask one what but anyways

[fast tundra]

Regrowable plants ftw

[lavish basin]

Yes. But it requires daily harvesting and an ungoldy ammount of kegs. It's not worth it

[velvet forum]

The graph above uses deluxe speed grow.

[lapis oak]

(yes i'm annoying like that)

[gloomy gorge]

so its better in money wise?

[fast tundra]

Ancient fruit VS Starfruit is one of the Stardew debates of all time

[velvet forum]

Pale ale
Very labor intensive

[lavish basin]

Yeah, deluxe speed gro isn't enough to make starfruit more profitable. Starfruit needs to grow in at least 8 days to outprofit ancient fruit.

[gloomy gorge]

I need pale ale

[velvet forum]

Endgame stuff

[lavish basin]

But if you use deluxe speed gro + agriculturist, it outprofits it

Agriculturist isn't endgame lol

[violet finch]

اثممخ لعغ

[gloomy gorge]

I need to grind stardew for the hops

[violet finch]

hello guys

[lavish basin]

And then you just swap to artisan whenever you wanna sell

[gloomy gorge]

Wha

[lavish basin]

It's an english only server

[velvet forum]

Then you need to switch professions just for selling. Annoying.

[gloomy gorge]

:0

[violet finch]

forgot to change the keyboard ....dah

[mystic abyss]

What should i upgrade to copper after my pickaxe

trashcan ?

[gloomy gorge]

Axe

[lavish basin]

Axe

[lavish basin]

That's pretty worthless lol

[mystic abyss]

Oof

[hard gate]

I am struggling for fiber

[lapis oak]

said like no one ever lol

[mystic abyss]

axe it is then thanks

[hard gate]

I got copper trashcan

[solar pulsar]

watering can maybe

[lapis oak]

no but for real trash can is very much bad

[lavish basin]

We're talking about money, not convenience You don't need to swap often. You can save up and mass sell later

[gloomy gorge]

i did pickaxe,axe then watering can now im doing hoe then trashcan

[mystic abyss]

Ill do watering actually

[gloomy gorge]

it makes you water 3 ahead insted of one

[fast tundra]

Same with hoe

[hard gate]

Hoe and watering can are great upgrades if you are growing alot

[fast tundra]

Tilling 3 instead of one

[gloomy gorge]

I hate marnie with a passion

[fast tundra]

The sprinklers in question:

[mystic abyss]

What will the hoe upgrade do ?

[hard gate]

Watering can is still useful for setting up and watering spots that have decayed after a season change

[lapis oak]

i can agree on that

[fast tundra]

I actually didn't upgrade my watering can till Y2 because I'm a mining freak and managed to craft a shit ton of quality sprinklers

[untold edge]

same as the can

[lapis oak]

at least every tuesday and everytime the clock is over 5 pm or smth

[gloomy gorge]

I hate her

[hard gate]

xD

[lapis oak]

do be true tho

[gloomy gorge]

She overdoing it

[fast tundra]

||BOOKS|| 1.6

[warped sinew]

Marnie with her Lewis obsession has me

[fast tundra]

Thank god

[hard gate]

I got water can upgrade for another reason: i dont have to push my unruly cat out of the way to water him

[gloomy gorge]

Me and my brother made so many jokes when we found them purple pants

[hard gate]

He always sleeps in front of the bowl

[gloomy gorge]

water him to water the bowl

[hard gate]

I have to push him out of the way

[fast tundra]

Just water the cat

Make it absorb the water if it's going to be so annoying

[hard gate]

Fair enough

Toad cat

[toxic herald]

Im about to hit level 10 on fishing and i need 15 more trash within a span of 2 days. How do i even cope?

[fast tundra]

Lmao

[hard gate]

Do you have forest farm?

[fast tundra]

Fish at the little water thing outside the bathhouse

[gloomy gorge]

fish at ur house till 1:30

[toxic herald]

Not this carp giving me ||an ancient doll||

[toxic herald]

Are those common there?

[toxic herald]

Yup

[sullen compass]

Is there a level/ section in the mines common for quartz

[fast tundra]

Trust me that little area of water will always hook trash it's great

[toxic herald]

Am or pm?

[gloomy gorge]

pm

[hard gate]

Forest farm has 50% trash rate on its lakes

[gloomy gorge]

yeah

[fast tundra]

Guys the area outside the bathhouse literally has a higher chance of getting trash

[lavish basin]

Floor 100 of the mines is 95% trash, highest % you'll find out there

[gloomy gorge]

i was once year one wondering why i kept getting trash

[lavish basin]

That's about 92%. Mines floor 100 is 95%

[fast tundra]

If you don't have floor 100 go bathhouse

[lavish basin]

^^

[fast tundra]

If you do go mines

[lavish basin]

The highest possible is 100% if on standard farm. 2nd is 95% on floor 100 and 3rd is 92%(iirc) in front of the spa, afaik

[toxic herald]

The one with water pouring from the tube?

[gloomy gorge]

i like mining in any game its fun

[gloomy gorge]

yep

[fast tundra]

Yeahhh that's it

I used it to brute force that one Linus quest

[toxic herald]

Funny how you mentioned it, i got an art called "Vista"

[fast tundra]

I fucking hate Vista

[gloomy gorge]

i like the art

[fast tundra]

I've trashed every single Vista I ever got

[gloomy gorge]

Agressive

[toxic herald]

I love the split reactions

[toxic herald]

Also the tiny water thing is awesome

[hard gate]

Im very disappointed that sprinklers cannot water pet bowls

[fast tundra]

I need trash not one of the billions of paintings at the bottom of that weird paranormal pool of water

[fast tundra]

SAME

[lavish basin]

Would be too good

[gloomy gorge]

i never thought of that

[fast tundra]

Why can it water slime bowls but not pet bowls????

[hard gate]

Because love mechanics

Watering gives hearts

[gloomy gorge]

I pet my cat every day year one and two

[toxic herald]

What can ||i do with the ancient doll other than shoving it down gunthers throat||?

[gloomy gorge]

Year 3 is pain

[fast tundra]

I want my pet not to be thirsty when I'm doing a week-long hibernation waiting for my ancient fruit to grow

[hard gate]

Sell for 1k, or make into clothes

[fast tundra]

Eat it

[toxic herald]

We all love demonic clothes

[fast tundra]

Can also be used for the children's bundle in remixed CC

[untold edge]

gift it to Jas

[warped sinew]

E a t d o l l s

[hard gate]

Me waiting on my one red cabbage for cc:

[toxic herald]

THAT IS WHAT IM GONNA SEE

[fast tundra]

Red cabbage

[toxic herald]

I wanna frighten her

[fast tundra]

The bane of every CC Y1 completion

[gloomy gorge]

is nintendo switch updated to 1.6?

[untold edge]

nope

[hard gate]

On on year three i only have frienship bundle left

[fast tundra]

Not yet

[lavish basin]

Only PC is

[fast tundra]

L bozo

[gloomy gorge]

[fast tundra]

Yeah it's probably the hardest

[gloomy gorge]

Im in pai

[toxic herald]

I had sdv on my switch but i felt its more worth it on pc

[gloomy gorge]

pain

i dont have a pc

[young shale]

get one :3c

[hard gate]

I keeo forgetting to watch queen of sauce for maki rolls

[gloomy gorge]

how much are they

[hard gate]

Im scared ima miss it

[young shale]

get a 10 yr old laptop or sumn

[fast tundra]

Stardew Valley is VERY optimized

I would know, trust me

[toxic herald]

I had a stationary pc from 1998 to 2017

[warped sinew]

Is it even possible to complete the community center in year 1?

[young shale]

5 more hrs n i reached 300 hrs on steam

[young shale]

yes

[lavish basin]

The earliest possible is summer 2 year 1

But it's pretty chill to do it by fall or winter of year 1

[fast tundra]

Those are rookie numbers

[warped sinew]

How do you get the fall and winter stuff that early?

[pale tide]

Ngl concerned ape is my hero

[hard gate]

Traveling merchant i think

[lavish basin]

Some from the travelling cart, some from other means

[fast tundra]

Traveling merchant, babyyyyy

[young shale]

i take like 2 yr long breaks on games im not hyperfixated on

[lavish basin]

BlaDe has a video on it

[hard gate]

And mines has some winter foragables

[gloomy gorge]

im on switch and year 3 only 78 hours-

[warped sinew]

Where does he spawn and when?

[toxic herald]

Honestly this game really helps with depression

[young shale]

in total i have like 400 smth bc i played 130 hrs on my brothers steam acc

[lavish basin]

Fridays and sundays to the left of marnie's

[fast tundra]

BlaDe my beloved

[woeful comet]

bruh i gotta grind lvl 5

ima have to grind discord levels

[warped sinew]

I'm so close!

[lapis oak]

the new DangerouslyFunny

[pale tide]

Concerned ape is a Chad

[lapis oak]

as in doing crazy stuff that no one evr thought of

[fast tundra]

Speaking of which did DF ever make a 1.6 video?

[woeful comet]

whoever made a level 5 limit on voice chat is the opposite of concerned ape, a bafoon

[lapis oak]

haven't watched him since 2020 lol

[woeful comet]

baffoon*

[fast tundra]

Buffoon?

[gloomy gorge]

baboon

[fast tundra]

The Duality of Man

[woeful comet]

google buffoon

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buf·foon
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noun
a ridiculous but amusing person; a clown:
"they are simply incompetent buffoons who have no idea what they are doing"

[pale tide]

@woeful comet I mean in general

[gloomy gorge]

Me in school procrastinating: -_- Interums in 4 days:HI SISTERS

[dusky frost]

there is nothing in my brain except water crops and hit tree

[woeful comet]

Fishing is life

[pale tide]

He is my hero

[gloomy gorge]

Do everything then flirt with my already wife

[dusky frost]

I think I'm going to pick Emily as a life partner

[hard gate]

Is ||slime hutch|| a spoiler?

[woeful comet]

https://gyazo.com/954592d32c388306bccd6b4e5dc9889d.gif

[lavish basin]

Nope

[hard gate]

Oh good

[mystic abyss]

How can i water my plants if my watering can is at the blacksmith

[gloomy gorge]

Radioactive blue jay?

[woeful comet]

when your own spouse calls you creepy for offering them a pendant

[lavish basin]

Unless you have sprinklers, you cant

[gloomy gorge]

you dont

[mystic abyss]

.-.

[young shale]

make sprinklers i fear

[hard gate]

Ive been trying to make artifical purple slimes

[woeful comet]

i usuallly just fish the waiting days away

[fast tundra]

Wolee check your DMs for a sec

[dusky frost]

what did you just call my wife?

[woeful comet]

make some cash while i wait for tools

[gloomy gorge]

Oop sorry

[hard gate]

Penny is wife for life

[woeful comet]

will sprinklers fill those?

[dusky frost]

why Penny?

[woeful comet]

i had no idea

[hard gate]

Yes

[gloomy gorge]

gtg byeeeeeee

have fun

[woeful comet]

thats a cool feature

[lapis oak]

ooo new free games

never heard

[marble kiln]

Haley goated tho can't change my mind

[dusky frost]

What's so great about Penny?

[toxic herald]

||The rich smell of yeast wafting through a cedar loft|| sounds so nasty

[hard gate]

Shes just a sweetheart

[woeful comet]

i have an iridium fishing rod but still lvl 1 tools

[hard gate]

Makes sure the kids are schooled

[marble kiln]

reasonable

agreeable

[dusky frost]

hmmm

well good thing I didn't commit to Emily yet because you make Penny sound pretty good

[digital igloo]

OMG HELP I PUT THE ||MAYOR'S PURPLE SHORTS|| IN THE LUAU SOUP

[woeful comet]

im goin for penny in the save im in rn

[dusky frost]

ugh. I wish I could marry them all