stardew-valley

[slate juniper]

like furniture or paintings or something

[cobalt hare]

I hate fishing

what

[young shale]

i heart fishing

[cobalt hare]

my message got censored idk why

[sharp flume]

It's showing proven adventurers only?

What do I do?

[young shale]

depends the sword

[sharp flume]

😭😭

[young shale]

was this the first time u entered the mines ?

[sharp flume]

Yah

[cobalt hare]

Caroline feels like an actual NPC
I know they all are NPCs
But she is like
THE npc

[sharp flume]

I am new to the game

[cobalt hare]

caroline is so sweet i love her

i need to get hearts up w her for tea sapling

[slate juniper]

why is penny asleep by 7:50pm.

[young shale]

i think the rusty sword should be by ur bed the next day then ? idk if its considered a base item though

[slate juniper]

i have a poppy for her.

[sharp flume]

Kk lemme check

[cobalt hare]

I would marry penny but I don't want to risk getting her upset

im marrying shane 🥱

[slate juniper]

why would ya make her upset

[cobalt hare]

Divorce

And then Pam would probably
Suplex my ass

[slate juniper]

well yes that might upset the person u marry

[cobalt hare]

Why does Pam and Emily look so muscular

[spare night]

||The clothing therapy cut scene is killing me ||

[cobalt hare]

I'm trying to romance Haley
I really am
But she's making it so hard bro

[cobalt hare]

just get good

Where do I find more hardwood? The ones from the normal area disappeared

she has some nice cutscenes esp if ur a girl farmer

[sharp flume]

Wait I didn't get it

😭😭

[cobalt hare]

Unfortunately I'm a dude

same i married her as a guy in my first playthrough

i just liked her because she was mean

[slate juniper]

lol i love that

[cobalt hare]

now im rizzing up shane

[young shale]

i mean, ig u have to kill 10 slimes w ur scythe now to get access to the guild to get the sword back

[cobalt hare]

I keep saying this
But that 2 heart event is just a major NO

[young shale]

thats all i can think of

[cobalt hare]

I need 100 hardwood

and honestly shane is such a sweetheart when u get more hearts w him

[sharp flume]

Oh so I can kill it with a scythe?

[young shale]

yeah it will just take some time

[sharp flume]

Oh kk

[cobalt hare]

I'm tired of Harvey I'm about to give bro a wedgie

harvey is nice besides being greedy

[sharp flume]

Thx so much btw

[young shale]

np!

[zealous pulsar]

[cobalt hare]

He just looks so easy to bully

I could really give bro a wedgie

i want to have a tea party with harvey

Ohh we can buy drugs!

1000g?!

pelican town has a really odd pricing system

[cobalt hare]

What makes the beach house special

It was my first ever House

i dont use beach farm

i use riverland

[cobalt hare]

Blesghp

[sharp flume]

Sorry but I can't kill

[young shale]

huh

[cobalt hare]

i need to catch more trash 😭

[sharp flume]

😭😭

[regal sentinel]

Rlly dumb question but what are the biggest benefits of upgrading tools and which should I upgrade first?

[cobalt hare]

upgrade axe first, you can break hardwood/tree stumps

[young shale]

gets rid of things faster therefore less energy used

[cobalt hare]

also upgrading tools gives you the ability to break more stuff and do it more efficiently

[regal sentinel]

Ok awesome! I’ve upgraded my axe once and it’s copper, but I was wondering what I needed to upgrade it to for me to be able to access the ||secret woods?||

[sharp crypt]

Which floor of the mines were we supposed to reset for dust sprite farming

[brittle brook]

Just one more time, it has to be iron!:D

[austere relic]

Hello

[cobalt hare]

hi

[young shale]

welcome hi!

[austere relic]

Thank you thank you

[cobalt hare]

LMAO i got leprechaun shoes from a train 😭

[spiral kraken]

oop

[vocal mason]

I just got 2||trash catalogues !|| in a row

[cobalt hare]

Leah is a poorie

Reached 10 hearts with Leah woohooo

[cobalt hare]

😡

[cobalt hare]

?

Stop hating

[spiral kraken]

2 different types of ppl

SPEAKING OF LEAH

is she and elliot related?

[cobalt hare]

😡💢

[cobalt hare]

No

[spiral kraken]

dude they look so much a like istg theyre like cousins or smth

[cobalt hare]

||I got a decorative trash can||

[spiral kraken]

yay

[cobalt hare]

What

I'm a Leah type of girlie irl

[vestal urchin]

||13 artifact troves and not one ornamental fan||

[cobalt hare]

The word Leah makes me angry

[spiral kraken]

real

[lavish basin]

I wish you better luck

[cobalt hare]

😡

[vestal urchin]

||got a pearl from a box tho soo||

[cobalt hare]

I find random stuff from videos

[cobalt hare]

It's a 1.6 thing I assume

[spiral kraken]

i wanna do sdv fanart but dont have the motivation

[cobalt hare]

Everyone loves Evelyn

She's the best

[spiral kraken]

yes

[vestal urchin]

if she has haters im dead

[spiral kraken]

fr

[cobalt hare]

If anyone in this game insults her in any way I'm gonna dig this axe into their cranium

[spiral kraken]

well no

they're dead*

[cobalt hare]

I just never seen someone say "man Evelyn sucks"

[zinc furnace]

Can Ducks make Feathers & Rabbits make Feet in the Winter? (I know Pigs cant make truffles)

[spiral kraken]

I BOUGHT 19 TULIP SEEDS JUST FOR HER AND STILL HAVE 21 IN MY CHEST

[young shale]

yes

[zinc furnace]

Its Fall 6 and no Rabbits Foot or Duck Feather yet, I am hoping to complete CC year one.. I am getting kind of nervous 😄

[cobalt hare]

I remember on my last save I told my cousin "whoever dances with me will be married to me"

That year no one married me.

[lavish basin]

They can drop them in winter dw

[slate juniper]

gl! i got mine from traveling merchant

[spiral kraken]

FOR THE FOOT || go to sc and kill flying fucks that terrify you||

[zinc furnace]

No Truffle yet either.

[vestal urchin]

where is shane on saturday

cc?

(i restored it)

[lavish basin]

[[Shane#Schedule]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Shane#Schedule

[vestal urchin]

it only has saturday not restored

[glossy spade]

Quick question

[vestal urchin]

i think

sup

[glossy spade]

should I get my cave to be for mushrooms or for bats

[vestal urchin]

bats

[lavish basin]

Then restored probably falls under regular schedule

[glossy spade]

alr

[proud pivot]

I prerfer Bats.
Mushroom cave now gives you a free ||dehydrator though||

[vestal urchin]

alr

[glossy spade]

Oh cool

But na I chose bats

[violet swan]

what should i do with prismatic shard, ive already made ||galaxy sword||

[young shale]

sometimes 36 storage space is not enough

[lavish basin]

The sword needs spoiler tags. Donate the second to the museum

[violet swan]

oh sorry!!

[glad hull]

Should I buy a bigger bag first or a coop?

[proud pivot]

Which bag upgrade will it be?
The first, or 2nd?

[glossy spade]

I think I need to build a coop

since I'm in the 2nd day of summer

[ocean girder]

Should I buy the star drop from the festival?

[proud pivot]

Yes

[lavish basin]

You can build it whenever, doesn't have to be in summer

[ocean girder]

Gotcha

[glad hull]

First

[spiral kraken]

deffo bag

[proud pivot]

Bag upgrade then

[glad hull]

Ok

[vestal urchin]

sigh

[glossy spade]

na I mean I wanted to build it in spring but I got distracted from mining n stuff

[civic rain]

Man im in the middle of fall and I don't have a single coop or barn

[young shale]

this literally appeared yesterday in the middle of my animal pen ..

[lavish basin]

Gotcha

[vestal urchin]

if it makes u feel any better i went halfway to year 2 without a coop or barn, barely crops either

[civic rain]

Did you survive on good deeds and berries

[vestal urchin]

pretty much 😔

[civic rain]

Did you move in with Linus

[vestal urchin]

lmao

atp my only income was from quests

[pastel bobcat]

guys does leah only go to the cindersap forest in spring?

[civic rain]

I got a question is multi-player on on PC?,

[vestal urchin]

ya

[civic rain]

Damn

Sad

[pastel bobcat]

cuz i jst got 6 heatrz with her nd its summer so like i wanna know when i can do the 6 heart event w her

[vestal urchin]

wait do u mean is it not on or is it on, cause u can do multi on pc (as a pc user)

[civic rain]

I just asked to know if there was a chance to play multi-player on mobile

[vestal urchin]

ooh

[regal sentinel]

Hey I have a fiberglass rod but I was wondering what I needed to make or add to it in order to add bait?

[ornate grove]

Reached year 2

[spark sedge]

You just need to make bait and then right click on your fishing rod with the bait selected

[ornate grove]

Beat the mines, renovated the farm and now that I have completed the seasonal crop bundles i don't need to really worry about growing one of each different crop yippee

[zinc furnace]

I come in here and ask about the Duck Feather, and I get mine the next day 🙂

[regal sentinel]

Ohh I get it now ty!

[spark sedge]

you're welcome

[cobalt hare]

I have 2896 on day 13

Do I get 28 strawberries
Or go for cauliflower

[spark sedge]

strawberries

[cobalt hare]

If you drink mayonnaise in front of someone, they react 😂

[spark sedge]

i mean, fair lmao

[cobalt hare]

What kind of mayonnaise is liquid enough to drink

[regal sentinel]

Strawberries for sure!

[vestal urchin]

i hope someday i can put hats on my farm animals (i might try to find a mod)

[cobalt hare]

Ask ConcernedApe

[violet swan]

how do i get an ||irridium scythe || idk if i needed to blurr it

[zinc furnace]

||i dont know if this is a spoiler or not, but are the mushroom levels of the caves still a thing? i need a pruple mushroom, and i remember a while ago, there was always 1 floor that rotated daily)||

[spark sedge]

it's still a thing, not a spoiler

[cobalt hare]

Forester or gatherer?

[mystic flume]

Try 90+ mine levels

[spark sedge]

This does need spoilers so good job! I think you might want to ask in #archived-update-spoilers

[cobalt hare]

I'm gonna go with gatherer

[proud pivot]

I like gatherer because Botanist at level 10.
Forester is decent on it's own but the level 10 perks after it are very meh.

[violet swan]

thank you!!

[vestal urchin]

i personally like lumberjack

[cobalt hare]

Why is Marlon missing an arm

[proud pivot]

You don't really need much hardwood through a playthrough, though.

[vestal urchin]

i need 200rn, needed 100 for a quest. and its used to craft some things i think

theres casks

those treasure totems

[proud pivot]

They're only 1 each.
A field of Mahogany seeds is generally enough for me.

[vestal urchin]

tru

[ocean girder]

I JUST GOT TWO STAR DROP FRUITS BECAUSE HALEY GAVE ME ONE

WHAT?!??

[proud pivot]

Spouses give you 1 at 12 hearts

[spiral kraken]

real

[deep meadow]

Meteor hit ya with that

[vestal urchin]

it was kind of expected ause most of my farm is crops but damn 😔 atleast land on my chickens or osmething idk not the profit

anything but the profit

[zinc furnace]

Do Truffles spawn overnight, during the day?

[proud pivot]

Pigs actively dig them up while wandering around during the day

[zinc furnace]

so in theory if i went to bed right away, they wouldn't have time to make them?

[proud pivot]

Correct

[glossy spade]

Hey again

[glossy spade]

another question

[zinc furnace]

Can they spawn on grass or should i remove the grass from my farm?

[ornate grove]

God I am having a crisis tryjng to figure out who to romance out of Abigail, Leah and Penny

[spark sedge]

I like Leah

[violet swan]

this makes me feel a bit stupid for picking the meadowlands farm cus i dont know what im doing with animals

[glossy spade]

What does "an earthquake was heard during the night" mean

[spark sedge]

Go exploring 😉

[glossy spade]

Huuu

like whereee

[spark sedge]

the mountains

[glossy spade]

Ohhhh

I see

Tysm!

[ornate grove]

I LOVE HER, like when she ||comes to give you the statue she has been making it is so nice||

[vestal urchin]

if i get one more chicken statue im going to lose my marbles

[stiff bolt]

Leah’s my favorite

[gilded sable]

Going to be a big payday when you harvest

[ornate grove]

Pelican town has been destroyed. Everyone perished apart from Lewis.

[vestal urchin]

real

cant wait to plant all the starfruit

[gilded sable]

Penny is my go to bride

[ornate grove]

Penny is nice she is currently the only one I have rn at 8 hearts

[vestal urchin]

i have like half the town at 8 hearts cause of quests n stuff 😭

[gilded sable]

||She's so deserving, as a teacher she's great with kids. Shes also stuck in that trailer with her drunk and slightly abusive mother. It feels like you're doing something so good when you move her into your place||

[spiral kraken]

anyone else ever just wanna chill with the npcs sometimes

[ornate grove]

I have leah at 6 hearts because I can never find her and I only have abigail at 3 because I only started giving her gifts bc I had a ton of amethyst

[vestal urchin]

ya

[cobalt hare]

I have 10 hearts with Caroline and Leah

[spiral kraken]

ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT IMMA DO?

[young shale]

im marrying alex i fear

[vestal urchin]

might keep it this way tbh

[young shale]

i was so close with sam but fanart convinced me

[ornate grove]

I think im gonna wait until I have the ones I like at 8 hearts until I make my decision

[spark sedge]

sam's heart events are adorable

[young shale]

i heart alex 4ever im an Alex girlie

[spiral kraken]

IMMA DRAW STARDEW CHARACTERS HANDS (realism) SINCE ITS PART OF MY GCSE TO DRAW HANDS AND EYES IN ART

not today tho

tomorrow

i have literally 30 minutes before i come off

[vestal urchin]

if u do seb lmk

lol

[spiral kraken]

ofc ofc

[vestal urchin]

gl tho !!

[young shale]

must see alex ofc

[spiral kraken]

ofc

ill start some tmr

[slate juniper]

my first gf ever in this game love penny

[ornate grove]

Fr I don't get why so many people hate Penny icl

[young shale]

i dont remember why i dislike her i think cuz shes annoying

[vestal urchin]

i dont rly like penny or jodi too much

[young shale]

i dont like when ppl apologize too much and shes always doing that

[vestal urchin]

rs

[slate juniper]

true i feel bad for her when she does that

[young shale]

but i dont rlly mind her anymore im acc trying to befriend her

[glossy spade]

☠️

[spiral kraken]

DUDE MY DUCKS KEEP GIVING ME HEART ATTACKS JUMPIN IN THE WATER

[gilded sable]

Even on playthroughs where I plan to date someone else, I end up married to Penny 😂

She has my heart

[spiral kraken]

Cute

[slate juniper]

wait a min i put the cheese in the soup for the luau but came home with it still

[spiral kraken]

huh?-

[slate juniper]

its in my inventory again after the event

and i know i only had one. bc my goat is too young and i have one cow so i only made one cheese WAIT i mightve made another actually perhaps

[gilded sable]

||Its because of her nasty mom, growing up always having to tiptoe around her to not upset her. Thats why I love to save her from that situation||

[young shale]

Oh yeah ik i kinda figured thats why she’s always apologizing so i didnt hold it against her

before i didnt know much abt her :p

[spiral kraken]

ooooooo

[glad hull]

Is it possible to ask a npc to the flower ball if they have one heart?

[young shale]

no

they need 4

[glad hull]

Ok ty

[slate juniper]

marnie sent hay when i was just gonna go buy some ❤️

[zinc furnace]

My pig is no longer a baby, COME ON TRUFFLE ❤️ lol

[deep meadow]

Are those spoilers

[spiral kraken]

oh shi ye

[vestal urchin]

oh whoops

https://tenor.com/view/fauxres-gif-1904408163151144952

[ornate grove]

Got over 100k, gonna finally fix the vault

[spiral kraken]

woooooooo

[ornate grove]

When do you unlock the recipe for those purple sprinklers anyway

[zinc furnace]

TRUFFLE ❤️ yay. First day. 🕺

[deep meadow]

farming level 9

[empty path]

hey david

[cobalt hare]

My ranking:
Emily
Leah
Penny
Abigail
Maru
Haley

[empty path]

nvm

agreed but abi would be higher

[young shale]

was drawing alex n my farmer but my hand cant cooperate ig

[spiral kraken]

lvl 9+ in everything but foraging still 😭

[spiral kraken]

real

[deep meadow]

What about Shane

[proud pivot]

I'm going to take a guess that... these are all bachelorettes, so shane doesn't go on the list.

[empty path]

why is the gif a link??

[ornate grove]

I thought emily was just your standard happy-go-lucky character but then I saw her first heart event and ||the farmer got sent to the dream dimension||

[cobalt hare]

I'm not into men

[deep meadow]

He's as short as them though

[proud pivot]

Short = female

[spiral kraken]

yes

[deep meadow]

(It's a joke btw)

[empty path]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-gif-5281400

[whole spoke]

epic embed fail

[empty path]

...

why are all the gifs links??

[young shale]

shane rlly does give short energy nvr thought abt that

[spiral kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-gif-5281400

[empty path]

thank you

[spiral kraken]

yw xD

[proud pivot]

Some channels don't allow embeds naturally. And if they do, you need to be level 5 for it to properly do so.

In your case, I think the issue is that you aren't actually linking an image... you're linking the webpage

[empty path]

Me waiting for a multiplayer server response

no

im using the gif button

[worthy pivot]

evil putting haley at the bottom

[proud pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/lazy-girl-gif-24741482

might be a level issue then

[empty path]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-waiting-patiently-waiting-for-you-waiting-on-you-gif-15489516379864441176

yea probably

[young shale]

theyre literally named haley hater 😭

[worthy pivot]

ick

[ornate grove]

They are living up to their name

[cobalt hare]

Ahaha

[empty path]

anyone up for some multiplayer?

[cobalt hare]

Haley gives me the ICK

[empty path]

agreed

[worthy pivot]

haley is probably my favorite bachelorette in vanilla

[young shale]

haley is my baby girll

[worthy pivot]

or emily

[ornate grove]

People say she has a ton of character development but she is so incredibly mean what kind of spiritual awakening does she go through that makes her not a complete bully

[worthy pivot]

i hate all the bachelors

[deep meadow]

I hate all the dateables

[worthy pivot]

fair

krobus carries

[thin bone]

hello

[empty path]

my bad

[worthy pivot]

my favo is probably sophia (sve) or apples (sve)

apples isnt marriage tho

[young shale]

i hate everyone but u trooe

[empty path]

!spoiler Krobus is peak

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

To use this command, type !spoiler.

[glossy spade]

Yo quick question agIn

[worthy pivot]

its just that he moves in

[glossy spade]

Again*

[still hazel]

guys, doing a joja run is like playing animal crossing giving money to tom nook to make stuff right?

[worthy pivot]

spoiler for what?

[slate juniper]

lmao i love this

[cobalt hare]

People say the same for Shane but at least he actually has deep dialogue and school makes you think

[slate juniper]

i guess it is kinda

[lavish basin]

You just give money yeah

[worthy pivot]

hello david

[empty path]

krobus i assumed would be spoiler

[glossy spade]

Should I choose the miner or geologist ability (for mining lvl5)

[lavish basin]

Hi

[lavish basin]

He isn't

[empty path]

hello david

ok

[worthy pivot]

im bananafishrescu

[lavish basin]

Miner

[empty path]

thats good to know

[glossy spade]

u sure?

[worthy pivot]

yess

[lavish basin]

Oh hi

[still hazel]

its cuz im gonna do my first joja run after doing normal ones

[lavish basin]

Positive

[glossy spade]

alr I'll trust ya

[worthy pivot]

miner leads to blacksmith which makes bars sell for 50% more

[ornate grove]

I can't wait to meet Krobus

I need the silly ghost man

[glossy spade]

Cool

[burnt hare]

bro whyyyyy does this game name things like thisssss 😭 why does it have to be ||jack be nimble jack be thick|| whyyy

[worthy pivot]

haha

thought the same when i got it

[burnt hare]

idk if i wanna use it jus bc its name

[worthy pivot]

from fiber i think

[burnt hare]

artifact spots actually

[quaint whale]

GUYS I JUST HAD A GIRL IN STARDEW WHAT DO I CALL HER

[burnt hare]

jeff

[woeful jacinth]

Jane

[burnt hare]

naw bro its Jeff

[cobalt hare]

It's not that I hate the bachelors
I'm just not into men
And I don't get to sign any of the papers

Sorry for the late reply

[ornate grove]

Devourer of worlds

[cobalt hare]

Nya

[spiral kraken]

why is jane and jeff the first two names....

[thin bone]

garlak the destroyer

[spiral kraken]

IM GETTING SO MANY FLASH BACKS

[quaint whale]

IDK???😭

[burnt hare]

what do snow yams look like b4 harvesting

[spiral kraken]

DUDE CREEPYPASTA AND NINJAGO 😭

[deep meadow]

Megatron

[quaint whale]

ok ok jane it is

[burnt hare]

bro thats the best name

[quaint whale]

nvm imma call her meg

[burnt hare]

Thanos

aw dang it

[ornate grove]

Should've named her kratos

[thin bone]

thanks XD

[stiff dagger]

I restarted the day. I GOT THE AMETHYST WOOOOOOOOO

[burnt hare]

lolol

[deep meadow]

[spiral kraken]

I HAVE 104 BEET SEEDS I MEANT TO BUY 10 FOR THE QUEST-

[stiff dagger]

(That I was trying to get)

[young shale]

how do u switch that up

[spiral kraken]

IDEKKKKKK

[woeful jacinth]

You could get a mill and make lots of sugar

[stiff dagger]

Dove.

[quaint whale]

GUYS GO TO IMAGES

[ornate grove]

I heard you could have kids in this game what do they do

[woeful jacinth]

And bake cookies and cakes and stuff

[spiral kraken]

hmmmmm

[ornate grove]

Can I birth an army of farmers to do my bidding

[cobalt hare]

Nothing

[spiral kraken]

#images-and-memes

[slate juniper]

leah and i 🤝 loving wine

[ornate grove]

I want my kids to do all the farmwork so I can go hang out with krobus

[cobalt hare]

If you're gay you can adopt
If your straight you can have them
And they do nothing but look hideous

[ornate grove]

[slate juniper]

the american dream 😍

[woeful jacinth]

The kids are like bonus pets you can take to festivals for the extra cuteness

[cobalt hare]

What extra cutscenes

[woeful jacinth]

No, cuteness. Not cutscenes

[cobalt hare]

Should I get cauliflower or potatoes? (Day 15)

[spiral kraken]

anyone else want me to draw a specific stardew characters hand?

[ornate grove]

Can I add my child to the luau soup

[lavish basin]

No

[spiral kraken]

hahaha

[cobalt hare]

Okay you should
Definitely not have any

[cobalt hare]

Not very cute when my ex wife ignores her toddler running around

[woeful jacinth]

Maybe get Robin to remove the crib

[cobalt hare]

how do i get battery packs?

[slate juniper]

WHAT is clint doing

[cobalt hare]

Being a loser

[slate juniper]

he is being a creepy one

[spiral kraken]

stalkin?

[slate juniper]

staring at emily behind a bush like

what the heck

[woeful jacinth]

Loving Emily from afar, usually

[slate juniper]

omg????

id be so scared if i were her

[spiral kraken]

Holy fuck. I did it again.

I sold my potatoes.

DAY RESET~

[slate juniper]

nooooo lol

[cobalt hare]

Why would you
Emily is jacked
He could easily break Clint in half

[spiral kraken]

i need hashbrowns!!!

[cobalt hare]

whats wrong with that?

[spiral kraken]

HASHBROWNSSSSS

I NEED THEM

[slate juniper]

she do be dancing daily she could prob take him out

[woeful jacinth]

All she has to do is look at him funny and he runs away like a wuss. He is no threat

[cobalt hare]

He*
Emily has perfect abs under that dress

This is all you need to know

[slate juniper]

girlies can have abs too

[warm mural]

is there anything i can do with honey

[ornate grove]

Don't tell me what I can't do

[woeful jacinth]

Emily works out

[ornate grove]

[cobalt hare]

She just looks like a man

[woeful jacinth]

Farm totems

[cobalt hare]

HEY

[cobalt hare]

wow u leah hater

What should I do with 3k
Potatoes
Or cauliflower

why

[tulip pebble]

Reminder clint can break rocks with a small hammer in a single hit man is actually really strong. He's also just a coward lmao

[cobalt hare]

potato

[cobalt hare]

I don't actually hate Leah
I just kinda got bored with her
She's still top 3 marriage candidates

Well 3/6 isn't much to be proud about

You get the point

[ornate grove]

3/7

Cant forget best girl shane

[cobalt hare]

No
7 bachelors
5 bachelorettes

[tiny scarab]

botanist or tracker?

[tulip pebble]

Botanist always imo

[cobalt hare]

Me
/:3

[gilded sigil]

anyone on pc want to play?

[woeful jacinth]

Botanist

[cobalt hare]

ShT does botanist do

[tulip pebble]

Every forage you pick up will be the best possible quality

[cobalt hare]

best quality

[woeful jacinth]

All foraged items iridium

[cobalt hare]

best for gifting fr

[woeful jacinth]

Including truffles

[cobalt hare]

Radical!

[tulip pebble]

Pairs nice with bat cave and pigs

[proud pivot]

A star

[spiral kraken]

twinkle twinkle

[sharp crypt]

Uh

Is there anything I need to know about the placements of the lightning rods

[proud pivot]

Slot for late game items you have to unlock. Can't go into specifics in this channel.

[sharp crypt]

How many should be in a farm how far away from each other etc

[vestal urchin]

ah

[proud pivot]

They must be on the farm.
Position is irrelevant otherwise.

[cobalt hare]

how do i get battery packs?

[proud pivot]

Lightning rods

[cobalt hare]

just placing them?

[proud pivot]

Yeah, though you'll need to hope for thunderstorms afterwards.

[sharp crypt]

So I can just place 20 in the same place and they would still work?

[proud pivot]

Yes

[sharp crypt]

Oh nice

Do rain totems help

[stuck yoke]

can it also happen in Winter?

[proud pivot]

Rain totems do not create thunderstorms

[frank kayak]

remember to spoiler 1.6 content!

[vestal urchin]

its good enough

[frank kayak]

1.6 content

[terse juniper]

wonderland themed farm what should i set my favorite thing as

[burnt hare]

yay peeps i got the quarry nowww

[frank kayak]

||quarry|| need ||

!readthepins

what is it

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[safe snow]

Just to clarify on Stardew Valley being an RPG is this paragraph correct:

In this game, players take the role of a farmer and a citizen of Pelican Town. Over time, players progress and improve their skills and traits. The player makes decisions that can impact Pelican Town and their relationships with other characters.
According to DWTerminator, I heard RPG is misused. There are games saying they are RPGs but they aren't.

In my opinion, the paragraph describes Stardew Valley accurately as a farming life simulator and RPG.

[terse juniper]

so nobody got wonderland themed suggestions for favorite thing?

[tulip pebble]

The definition of what qualifies as rpg is pretty loose. Many people insist it has to be like skyrim or cyberpunk style to count but thats not really true

[proud pivot]

The term RPG overtime has, imo, become too vague. Some people think just having level ups makes something an RPG. (A game like Sekiro for example some would call an RPG... which I disagree with because you're playing AS an established Character, not one you created)

SDV is absolutely an RPG though, because it has character creation, and game altering choices (from professions, how you make your farm, aligning with Joja/CC/Ignoring both, etc)

[cobalt hare]

someone wanna play?

or need help in your farm?

[proud pivot]

Your best bet would be to look in #1139016532966506576

[terse juniper]

rpg is a role playing game if you role play in a game its an rpg at least as a sub category

[safe snow]

The term RPG overtime has, imo, become too vague
I agree. That's why I was confused.
SDV is absolutely an RPG though, because it has character creation, and game altering choices (from professions, how you make your farm, aligning with Joja/CC/Ignoring both, etc)
I discussed characer creation and game altering choices in my review

[cobalt hare]

uh

rpg its

role playing game

the rpg games are games with too much dialogues and history

[tulip pebble]

Rpgs can be established characters. Character creation isn't a requirement to be an rpg

[proud pivot]

The problem with this description is......
If you're playing Spryo the Dragon, you're technically 'roleplaying' as Spyro..

[cobalt hare]

world design and mecanichs

[terse juniper]

so rpg would be a sub category to it

[safe snow]

I am asking if my paragraph is correct and accurate to Stardew Valley:

In this game, players take the role of a farmer and a citizen of Pelican Town. Over time, players progress and improve their skills and traits. The player makes decisions that can impact Pelican Town and their relationships with other characters.

[terse juniper]

yes

[safe snow]

Thank you

[terse juniper]

np

[proud pivot]

Bruh no....
Every game is a roleplaying then by this logic.

[terse juniper]

not really

cookie clicker isnt roleplaying

[proud pivot]

RPG means that it's a game where you have legitimate, game altering choices that change how a character is played. This can be things like skill trees or gameplay choices, meaning even games with a set character CAN be RPGs.
But if you're playing a linear game, with a set skill set, and set events in the story, it's not a RPG

[plush aurora]

so old final fantasy games arent rpgs?

[terse juniper]

"A role-playing game (sometimes spelled roleplaying game, or abbreviated as RPG) is a game in which players assume the roles of characters in a fictional setting"

[plush aurora]

tbf they dont have set skills tbf

[terse juniper]

rpg means role playing game

[proud pivot]

Do you think Mario 64 is a roleplaying game?

[sick flicker]

I forgot to feed my chickens

[terse juniper]

ive never played mario games

[sick flicker]

for the entire duration

[tulip pebble]

Those poor chickens

[proud pivot]

(this is the wrong channel for this, I'll be done. Finale statement: the term RPG is way to vague, and as suchhas become a meaningless term)

[sick flicker]

from The day they were first bought

thats why they were skinny

[proud pivot]

You monster

[sick flicker]

🤷🏼‍♂️

[spiral kraken]

WHO THE FUCK IS THE GOTH MOMMY CUZ IDK WHO THAT IS

[young shale]

gonna attempt making it spring y2 w a mod

[spiral kraken]

nvm

[sick flicker]

just sleep

easy

[spiral kraken]

they meant abi

[vocal mason]

Just saw the green merman thing at the beach omg

[young shale]

ive succeeded

[rugged vector]

How far behind in updates in the Switch vs PC?

[proud pivot]

Only PC has the 1.6 update.

[stable obsidian]

It's so hard to stay patient for the update fr

[slate juniper]

luckily i just started playing very recently so i didnt even know about this update being behind for switch/mobile players

[rugged vector]

When is 1.6 coming to Switch? I don't mind waiting since I have not played in a long time and a lot of updates are new to me

[proud pivot]

This, and below on the webpage, is all other systems.
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Version_History#1.5.6

(obviously spoiler warning in gernal here, as it's every patch note for the game)

[rugged vector]

Thanks!

[slate juniper]

honestly even waiting for the update is fun because i came from playing acnh and that game doesnt have updates anymore

so its cool knowing this one does yk

[proud pivot]

There is no set date for the update to come out on other platforms.
In general, it's mostly out of CA's hands directly, since at this point it's mainly Legal and Approval shit with the parent comparnies of the systems

[clever kraken]

Bruh

[proud pivot]

Mobile usually takes longer than consoles as well, since it's such different coding for the game.

[clever kraken]

1.6 to Xbox 😔

[agile tapir]

How does the horse work? Do I feed/water him? Do I have to bring him back to the stable?

Can he die?

[tulip pebble]

Horse doesn't need taking care of and will return home at the end of the night

[agile tapir]

Oh ok, thanks ;]

[snow lichen]

You can feed him 1.6 ||carrots to speed him up a bit for the day|| in 1.6

Otherwise theres no benefit to feeding/watering him

[deep meadow]

There is mods for that

[glad hull]

Where can I find alexs schedule?

[deep meadow]

[[Alex#Schedule]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Alex#Schedule

[glad hull]

Ty!

[deep meadow]

There's a mod that allows your farmer to dress like the flower dance npcs and even follow the dance

[wicked ingot]

so im tryna get seaweed for fish ponds but... i just very rarely catch any while fishing is there a better way to do this?

[snow lichen]

Uhh

[rugged quartz]

love the term "watering" when referring to animals

[snow lichen]

Are u fishing at beach?

[wicked ingot]

ye

[snow lichen]

Oh

Then idk

[[Seaweed]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Seaweed

[rugged quartz]

i have too much seaweeed (gives to u)

[snow lichen]

Some spoilers here

Btw

[wicked ingot]

i guess i can just wait for that quest then lol, ive only gotten the desert version of the quest

oh i meant to ask in #stardew-spoilers tbh lol

[jade orbit]

Do you have to manually milk your cows after you get the like pail thing?

[proud pivot]

Until you have Auto-grabbers, yes

[jade orbit]

Alright thank you

[still hazel]

whats that thing that tells you "you have new things to think about"

[wicked ingot]

level up

[snow lichen]

Level up

Btw 1.6 things should be spoilered

[still hazel]

i didnt know it was a 1.6 new feature

[glad hull]

Where’s mayors purple shorts?😅

[deep meadow]

In Marnie's room

[sick flicker]

what's an auto beaver

[snow lichen]

?

[sick flicker]

auto grabber

[snow lichen]

Og

Place in coop/barn to grab the stuff in there

[sick flicker]

ohhh

[snow lichen]

If there's a cow/sheep it auto milks/shears

[sick flicker]

is it in 1.5

[snow lichen]

Yes

[sick flicker]

okay

[rugged quartz]

GUYS HELP HOW DO I GET TRUFFLES IN WINTER

I NEED ONE NOW

[snow lichen]

Traveling cart

[[Truffle]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Truffle

[rugged quartz]

i was planning on getting pigs but like i didn't realize winter is 2 days from now

[snow lichen]

Yeah only traveling cart in winter

[craggy shore]

Still buy pigs so they can grow up and you can build friendship with them

Higher friendship = more chances they'll pick up more than 1 truffle by spring

[young shale]

acc if u buy pigs in winter theyll be full grown in spring and then u get ur truffles :3

[rugged quartz]

thabnks

unless i get my luck up i'll only finish cc in year 3 :(

[violet swan]

are ||dwarf scrolls|| used for anything else after donating them all?

[rugged quartz]

sell them for 1g each

[tight pasture]

when is 1.6 coming to console?

[rugged quartz]

not confirmed yet

[cobalt hare]

Do I get more ancient fruit from seed makers?

[rugged quartz]

yes

seed makers make ancient seeds from ancient fruits

https://tenor.com/view/harvey-pat-pat-stardew-valley-sv-dr-harvey-gif-15635823069057708745

[slate juniper]

same prob!!

[deep meadow]

!Harvey

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !harvey.

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-dance-stardew-valley-warren-farms-stardew-valley-gif-17546437825644013566

[slate juniper]

LMAO

i love that sm

[rugged quartz]

is he throwing the spring forage or eating it

i actually cant tell

[cobalt hare]

he is eating it

[mild violet]

which is better ||the mushroom cave or the fruit bats cave||?

[cobalt hare]

fruit

[deep meadow]

Depends

[mild violet]

i see i see

[deep meadow]

Mushroom is good for energy, fruit bats are good for cc

[rugged quartz]

does the ||farm cave|| need spoilers?

[crimson hollow]

Hello, I have stardew valley in android and pc (I got the game for PC using Xbox game pass ultimate) and I was very indecisive on which would be my main device. I have tried many methods for syncing stardew saves through devices and none worked. Phones have the aspect of mobility but gameplay is so much better on PC. What should I do?

[twilit jay]

I’d say fruit cause you can use ||mushroom log||

[mild violet]

gotcha

[deep meadow]

Why would it

[twilit jay]

But you can only get certain fruits in certain seasons

[mild violet]

i have no clue im just making sure ;-;

[tulip pebble]

late game theres ways to get what both caves offer, its really just a matter of which you want access to sooner

[mild violet]

yes yes i was thinking so too

[jade ingot]

def fruit

[rugged quartz]

it is very early game, you get it just after your first 25k

[twilit jay]

I was able to finish a bundle super fast because I chose fruit

[jade ingot]

you can also (maybe) use the fruit for ||kegs||

[rugged quartz]

pc gets updates earlier

[twilit jay]

I could finish two since I used ||mushroom log|| and fruit cave

[potent lily]

Play on pc its the best version since its intended for it

[rugged quartz]

kegs also aren't spoilr

[jade ingot]

oh

lol

[mild violet]

ahhh got u got u

[crimson hollow]

Ok thx

[jade ingot]

||does the junimo plush reappear in the bush above the playground in year 3 since i missed it this year?||

[deep meadow]

it'll always be there until you get it

[jade ingot]

aight

[mild violet]

ohh ill keep that in mind! i dont think i had a problem w that stuff cause i was foraging a lot but maybe that makes the job easier

[rugged quartz]

just shake the bush at 12pm any last day of the season

[jade ingot]

ikik

i forgot do that

[rugged quartz]

any year. any season

[jade ingot]

oh any season?

[twilit jay]

Yeah it’s your choice for sure, but you get access to ||mushroom log|| wayy faster

[rugged quartz]

yeah just as long as it's the 28th

[jade ingot]

alright

[mild violet]

is it a good source of income? cause i remember they were really sparse i didnt think i would sell them

[mild violet]

yes yes i see

[cobalt hare]

it double the price I think

[jade ingot]

should i put all my starfruit in kegs?

[young shale]

yes

[rugged quartz]

kegs double the sell price

[jade ingot]

i have like 400 growing though

[rugged quartz]

wait for it then

[jade ingot]

i spent all my money on them

down to the last digit 😔

[mild violet]

ohhh i see

[rugged quartz]

wait for 1 batch of wine and replace until you run out of starfruit

[young shale]

triple

[rugged quartz]

WHAR

[copper heron]

What do I do with a crab

[young shale]

triples in price in kegs 2.5x in jars

[rugged quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-slap-window-gif-6611310231571189927

[jade ingot]

stop meaning to that cat :(

[mild violet]

omg i didnt expect that ending 💀

[copper heron]

I FOUND AN OMNI GEODE IN THE MINES

[rugged quartz]

i mean sebastian likes sashimi and you can turn it into sashimi
if you have the recipe you can make crab cakes

[young shale]

i need me and alex married neowwww

[mild violet]

i used my first for the community center !

[rugged quartz]

OH EYAH i forgot about the crap pot bundle

if you don't have the crappot bundle turn it in to that

[copper heron]

I have 8 geodes and an Omni geode

[rugged quartz]

nice

[copper heron]

I reached floor 30 of the mines

[rugged quartz]

that's good progress

[violet swan]

blacksmith or prospector?

[snow lichen]

I forgor what prospector does

[violet swan]

uhh it says

chance to find coal doubled

[snow lichen]

Oh

[cobalt hare]

Do I get cauliflower or potatos with 3k

[snow lichen]

Coal is useful (alot)

[snow lichen]

Potatoes

[violet swan]

yh thats what i was thinking

[proud pivot]

Blacksmith is better if you're good at ||Skull caverns to make money||
Prospector is meh, but Blacksmith does nothing unless you're selling bars.

[cobalt hare]

When do cauliflower become relevant

[violet swan]

i dont rlly have a reason to sell bars rn anyways as im still maxing out all my equipment

[fleet dawn]

is it possible to grow trees during the winter?

[spiral kraken]

Dude I got a period belt and this stuffs vibration is so noisy I hate it but love it cuz I can play stardew in peace 😭

(this isn't inappropriate it's a belt Google it)

[proud pivot]

Fruit trees grow normally.
Wild trees need tree fertilizer to grow in winter.

[spiral kraken]

This be Sam

[jade ingot]

what does the|| strange capsule|| do?

[tulip pebble]

it just exists

[jade ingot]

nothin to it?

[tulip pebble]

its a rare decoration thing

[jade ingot]

can i eat the baby floating in it for protein

[proud pivot]

[tulip pebble]

i dont think so

[copper heron]

Got yo 35

[north solstice]

Sooo anyone know when the Switch 1.6 update comes out?

My wife and I are patiently waiting

[copper heron]

Should I get the cutlass?

[lavish basin]

No release date yet

[copper heron]

Should I

[north solstice]

[copper heron]

I will then, nobody's answering me.

[heavy mirage]

does demetrius not give you anything in that cave by your house anymore? im in summer year 1 and he hasnt come to see me yet

[lavish basin]

If you feel like you need a new weapon

[copper heron]

I had a steel small sword

[lavish basin]

Once you reach 25k total earnings, you can make the choice

[heavy mirage]

ohhhh yeah ive been farming slow this game 😦

[dense ermine]

hii hola

[spring bison]

Hello

[spring bison]

No worries, You can play the game at your own pace

[dense ermine]

how can i have permissions to put my mic on voice chat?

[spring bison]

Just have fun man

[lavish basin]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak or stream in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute/stream, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: /lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

To use this command, type !howtovc.

[dense ermine]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak or stream in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute/stream, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: /lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

To use this command, type !howtovc.

[copper heron]

Wha-

[heavy mirage]

where is the bookseller located/

[young shale]

trying 2 speedrun my hearts w alex but i get distracted n pause the game crie

[copper heron]

You can't buy books

[young shale]

behind joja

[heavy mirage]

ohh... then whats the purpose of it xD

[young shale]

u can buy them what lol

[copper heron]

What?

[lavish basin]

Spoiler tag 1.6 content please

[copper heron]

Oooooh that's why I didn't know

[lavish basin]

Yeah, new stuff

[heavy mirage]

oop, sorry!

[lavish basin]

They're post cc and can't be discussed here, only in #stardew-spoilers

Please delete it :)

[cobalt hare]

I'll delete it since you're forcing me too, but I'm not a seasoned farmer

Hence why I posted it here

[young shale]

post cc stuff isnt allowed here so u would have to ask in seasoned

[final dune]

Why are u worrying about post cc content if u havent finished the cc

[rigid tundra]

It’s not for new farmers because it’s post community centre which isn’t allowed here so you gotta ask in season farmers

[cobalt hare]

Rather pedantic, but alright

[rigid tundra]

It’s in the pins my lovely

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[cobalt hare]

Alright

[maiden bear]

The name seasoned farmer is a bit confusing at times I think

[grand nymph]

gonna die trying to fish eel

[snow lichen]

food buffs help

[grand nymph]

what do they do

[lavish basin]

The rules, pins and channel descriptions make it quite clear

[rigid tundra]

Eh I just remember it as pre cc and early game goes here and everything else is seasoned farmers

[snow lichen]

increase fishing bar

[lavish basin]

People just gotta read

[cobalt hare]

It can be interpreted as people who are doing there first run through

[rigid tundra]

Btw welcome

[snow lichen]

(extra levels fromfood increase fishing bar size aswell)

[grand nymph]

ive got the bobber thing does it add to that

[lavish basin]

No, it can't. The pins clearly state that any content after the completion of the community center cannot be discussed here

[copper heron]

Why is there no exit to 38?

[snow lichen]

cork bobber barely increases

trap bobber is better

[rigid tundra]

My dude it is in the rules and the pins as David said it says it a lot-

[maiden bear]

Yeah for sure that's how I figured it out. I think the vast majority don't actualy read any of that though so that's where the confusion comes in.

[grand nymph]

ugh im skint now

[snow lichen]

i mean, just ask the mods

if you're that intrested in arguing for it

[grand nymph]

i forgot who owns the community centre but i hope it burns

making me do everything man

[cobalt hare]

I deleted the message, and spoiler it when I initially sent it... I don't have an issue with the rules, you're just acting obtuse to a easy mistake on my part

[final dune]

U own it clearly

[young shale]

too real

[snow lichen]

the junimoes/you

[cobalt hare]

You can continue talking about this tho

[rigid tundra]

I mean you can go the Jojo route 😭

[cobalt hare]

I've already moved on

[grand nymph]

thought it was the old guy

[snow lichen]

he tells you about it

lewis

[lavish basin]

Zero. I notified you of the rules and politely asked you to delete it. I wasn't ever rude to you

[grand nymph]

i blame him'

[tulip pebble]

its town property so lewis has the authority to sell it but its not technically his

[lavish basin]

I politely asked you to delete it as it broke the rules, that's all

Idk why you're getting mad at me lol

[snow lichen]

just go joja then...

[cobalt hare]

I've already moved on and corrected my mistake, it's time for you to drop the issue and stop flooding the chat with a conversation that was already resolved

[grand nymph]

ew no

[lavish basin]

Honestly confused but okay

[lavish basin]

Joja is beautiful

[spring bison]

Go for joja so you can become Ceo and buy pelican town

[lavish basin]

Capitalism is the best fr fr

[cobalt hare]

I understand it's difficult to read tone through text, but I was never angry here

[grand nymph]

joja stinks

💗

[rigid tundra]

Jojo is defo a no no for me (although I might chose that route at some point just to see what it’s like)

[white turtle]

Lies

[tulip pebble]

the joja route is still funny to me to think about given the context of why the player moved to pelican town to begin with

[grand nymph]

kill me NOWWWW

[lavish basin]

It's pretty fun imo. I love getting the greenhouse early

[grand nymph]

stupid festival

[rigid tundra]

Frr it’s pretty ironic if you chose the Jojo route

[maiden bear]

Jojo route is too boring for me so I have never been able to finish it

[grand nymph]

is the halloween thing the last day of autumn

[rigid tundra]

Oh you get it early? Nice

[young shale]

2nd to last

[white turtle]

I have yet to do a JoJo run but I’m probably gonna do one at some point for the achievement lol

[grand nymph]

thank god i need eel

[tulip pebble]

joja you just buy everything

[rigid tundra]

Same lmao

[young shale]

i needa do the joja route hhh but starting over...

[lavish basin]

Well if you buy it early. I mean you can like buy it in spring, where as with the cc you'll get it by fall the earliest

[tulip pebble]

i once made a farm for joja, bought the membership, never touched it again lmao

[rigid tundra]

Ooh right that makes sense

Tbh I don’t really know anything about the Jojo route which is another reason to try and go for it at some point

I might do it when 1.6 comes to switch maybe

[snow lichen]

im just gonna do clay farming for the cheaper joja stuff (greenhouse specifically) and then farm ATON of seeds to get the money

and then delete the save

for joja

[rigid tundra]

Lmao-

[lavish basin]

All this joja hate...

[grand nymph]

deserved

[snow lichen]

joja is good for speedrunning

[tulip pebble]

dress your joja farmer in the joja drip

[final dune]

Morris is kinda a jerk

[white turtle]

When I do a Joja run I’ll just have to speed run it so I don’t have to think of how I’m corrupting my character to the dark side of where they fled from

[grand nymph]

morris is ugly as

[snow lichen]

and ||auto petter||

[lavish basin]

I like joja as a morality choice way more tbh

[grand nymph]

WHEN CAN THIS FESTIVAL STARTTT

[young shale]

junimos are sad w joja

[young shale]

10 pm

[grand nymph]

forgot how stressful this game is my god

ur joking.

[young shale]

no

[rigid tundra]

Nope

[white turtle]

Which festival?

[lavish basin]

Game is only stressful if you make it stressful

[young shale]

spirits eve

[lavish basin]

It's a relaxed game

[grand nymph]

stupid ass festival man

[rigid tundra]

Maybe fish? That normally takes a bunch of time

[lavish basin]

There's no race, just enjoy

[grand nymph]

im too impatient

[young shale]

im making no money cuz alex taking all my eggs

[spring bison]

Nah the only times my heart is racing is when there are several ||serpents|| attacking me

especially the post-cc version

[snow lichen]

relatable

[lavish basin]

Honestly valid

[tawny cradle]

I hate those things, can never time my attacks properly

[snow lichen]

honestly marriage canidates should have downsides for some chores

[rigid tundra]

Wdym?

[snow lichen]

like abigail could take some gems or some from crystalarium

[spring bison]

yeah

[snow lichen]

sometimes

[tawny cradle]

What food heals the most health

[rigid tundra]

Okay but why girl’s not a thief? 😭

[white turtle]

It’s basically stardew Halloween if it didn’t happen at night that would be a crime

[snow lichen]

gems

[lavish basin]

Abby loves eating amethyst

[spring bison]

I'd say iridium quality cheese or post-cc stuff

[rigid tundra]

Yeah but IMO it doesn’t seem very in character for her to do that

[snow lichen]

probably some annoying cooking recipe

[tawny cradle]

Mmmmm cheese, guess I’m getting more cows lol

[spring bison]

Stuff from the clinic also heals a lot

[snow lichen]

life elixir heals 100%

i guess

[rigid tundra]

Stuff from the clinic is hella expensive

[spring bison]

yeah

[tawny cradle]

Might be worth it since I’m going to attempt lvl 100 of ||skull cavern||

[heady moss]

@spring bison Let's not bring up disturbing topics.

[lavish basin]

Just buy salads for that

Much more cost effective

[spring bison]

Alright my mistake then, I shall try avoiding it next time.

[heady moss]

https://tenor.com/view/starwarsday-gif-5413758

[spring bison]

Alright, Let me rephrase that

Do not, Shall I do it again.

[heady moss]

Good.

[spring bison]

Guess the pixels instead

[grand nymph]

wish i could marry kent

[spring bison]

ayo hold up

[rigid tundra]

I mean you can with mods

[grand nymph]

divocring alex 🩷🩷

[grand nymph]

on xbox 💔

[rigid tundra]

Ah yeah you can’t then

Dw neither can I I’m a switch user lmao

[grand nymph]

hate it

[fleet dawn]

so how long is it gonna take to grow a tree with tree fertilizer?

[lavish basin]

5 days

[young shale]

boooo

[fleet dawn]

thanks

[lavish basin]

If it's oak, maple or pine

Mahogany takes longer

[fleet dawn]

im tryna plant oak for oak resin for kegs

[lavish basin]

Gotcha

[fleet dawn]

me and my homies hate alex 🔥

[grand nymph]

true

[young shale]

alex is so cute tho :<

[grand nymph]

also sexist

might have to execute him cuz of it

wait thats not how to spell

[lavish basin]

If you're playing as a male, Alex is much better

[gleaming socket]

Ciao ppl

[lavish basin]

Less sexist

[grand nymph]

there ❤️

[rigid tundra]

Hey and welcome!

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome!

[young shale]

i will heart him no matter what !!

[gleaming socket]

Hey ig

[grand nymph]

i thought ciao meant bye

[gleaming socket]

It's both

[fleet dawn]

"It isn't sexism if you're sexist to all sexes, then you're treating them equally"

• Sun Tzu, the art of war

[young shale]

in my head i fill in the gaps on why he is the way he is

which i do that for everyone else i interact with

[gleaming socket]

Still wondering abt what Alex did

What is going on 😭😭

[young shale]

he has some sexist dialogue w women

[fleet dawn]

ppl say he sexist if u playing as female

[young shale]

hes still my pookie

[gleaming socket]

You only should marry him if you're male since then you get the matured side of him in the future

[fleet dawn]

Haley 🤤

[young shale]

he acts the same as a spouse regardless of gender im pretty sure

[snow lichen]

finally red

[grand nymph]

getting married is so boring

does anything even happen after

[gleaming socket]

If you're female it's just a regular Marriage

[snow lichen]

your spouse does chores occasionally everyday

[gleaming socket]

Not really

[grand nymph]

wow men getting everything once again

[fleet dawn]

marriage is just for rp purposes, but ur spuse sometimes does work so thats good

[lavish basin]

A heart event at 14 hearts, gifts, dialogue

[young shale]

hes a gym bro whether ur male or female 😭

[grand nymph]

💔

[snow lichen]

and when you reach 12.5 hearts with them you get a stardrop

[gleaming socket]

I much rather krobus or just live on my own

[fleet dawn]

krobus 🔥

[young shale]

im marrying pookie a 3rd time (wont end in divorce this time)

[grand nymph]

i want kent ❤️

[snow lichen]

same