stardew-valley

[proud pivot]

Decay will always happen as well, even at max hearts. The only way to prevent it is to get ||autopetters, which are pretty rare from skull cavern chests||

[old parrot]

What are all these random statues I’m finding

[tribal wagon]

i was curious about those and was hoping to find it but haven’t had much luck discovering them yet but hoping to find some soon thank you again

[magic frigate]

Overnight chance probably

[old parrot]

Yeah but there is tons

and I’ve found a few all the time

[proud pivot]

The ones that look like this?
You warp to them using items called Warp Totems. Each area has their own totem. They can be crafted or found from artifact spots and crates in the mines.

[magic frigate]

Which statues are you referring to

[old parrot]

Yeah those

[proud pivot]

They're quite rare. Not SO RARE that you can't grind for them, but getting 1-2 during good, deep trip on a great luck day is the dream.

[hollow bolt]

any museum experts here? x_x

[proud pivot]

Bruh, I'm an expert at this game as a whole.

[hollow bolt]

lets see 👀

[proud pivot]

(i stg, you better not just be asking 'what am i missing' from an unorganized museum)

[hollow bolt]

nah

[steep flume]

you missed one

[uncut anchor]

Uhhmm hello

[iron goblet]

heya darkness

[prisma vale]

TARA

[iron goblet]

WHERE

[tawdry swallow]

I really hate how unorganized my museum is

[uncut anchor]

I speak spanish

[prisma vale]

ITS RIGHT HERE

[uncut anchor]

Pero se talk inglish masomenos

[iron goblet]

Hate that bitch fr

Only English here unfortunately dude :(

[prisma vale]

wild

[uncut anchor]

Uoh ok

So long

[prisma vale]

im getting realll close to CC completion. just need duck feather and rabbit foot

[iron goblet]

Look in #friends and there’s an espanol channel!

*server

[iron goblet]

Dudeee they’re the worst ones xD, good luck :3

[prisma vale]

oop. time for my first spirits eve.

[jade river]

I got the golden pumpkin, what should i do with it?

[prisma vale]

WOW lmao thats convenient timing

[iron goblet]

It sells for 5k gold and is a universally loved gift

Or you can make it into a witch’s hat with some cloth

[mellow fox]

Is the 1.6 on mobile?

[iron goblet]

Not yet

[jade river]

Would it be better to sell or gift it?

[kind fjord]

I didn’t know this! Thank you 🙏🏼

[iron goblet]

No problem!

[prisma vale]

me married to emily might be doin that

[cobalt hare]

hi

[iron goblet]

I prefer to gift it but I don’t need money so much rn, completely up to you

But if there’s someone you wanna befriend with weird loved gifts then it might be worth gifting

[proud pivot]

(It was an unorganized museum... which I responded with links to help him... only to immedaitely scan it and mentally checklist things and found what he was missing in 1 minutes... why do I do this to myself)

[jade river]

Hmm
Idk who to give it to
Is there anyone that is good to build friendship with?

[iron goblet]

Impressive tho ngl

Up to you dude! If you wanna marry someone maybe give it to a bachelor/bachelorette

[proud pivot]

Whenever I see the question posted (usually) on reddit, I kind of have a check list I look for like...
4 scrolls? Check. 7 Bones? Check. 3 Dolls? Check etc

[iron goblet]

I think I have one to Alex because his loved gifts are meals and 1.6 stuff

[jade river]

The only person im actively trying to befriend rn in the wizard but ive j been giving him my solar essence

[jade river]

Oh i already have 10 hearts with shane

[iron goblet]

That’s a good choice bc solar/void are fairly easy to come by

[prisma vale]

anything to do at spririts eve bsides getting the goldn pumpkin?

[iron goblet]

Pierre has kinda specific loves items too I guess? (Store man)

[jade river]

I think i was told caroline is good to be friends with but i dont remember why

[iron goblet]

There’s the market stall but otherwise I don’t think so iirc

[jade river]

Do i really want to be friends with pierre? He claims my work its mean

[iron goblet]

True

[clever scaffold]

tea :>

[prisma vale]

you should be able to eat gold pumpkin and it just gives crazy stat buffs

[jade river]

Ohh right!
I think ill give it to her then i need those

[prisma vale]

well that woulda been useful earlier in the year huh

[iron goblet]

You can get tea from Caroline?

ohhhh nvm I worked it out

[proud pivot]

Pumpkin, and Rarecrow from Pierre.

[prisma vale]

dont you just love when pam sends you a battery in the mail

[wet zinc]

When George gives you 50 stones via mail and says they’re super nice quality

[iron goblet]

I really need another Bunny but idk what to call them :(

[turbid holly]

i've never gotten a battery from her. O.O

[half topaz]

how else can i get battery packs bc my game hasnt given me a single storm

[jade river]

George is great

[iron goblet]

Pam apparently

[half topaz]

i want sprinklers ugh

oh timing

[kind fjord]

They’re definitely a game changer

[iron goblet]

I think the travelling cart has them sometimes

[half topaz]

yeah i’ve bought the 2 i’ve seen over the last year

but nothing else

[iron goblet]

Aaaand the other way of getting them is post cc so I can’t mention it here lol

[jade river]

Wooo i got 4 hearts with the wizard

[iron goblet]

Love the wizard, congrats!

[jade river]

Oh wow i can even change my cat?

[prisma vale]

I think throughout winter imma work on making my farm look pretty cause last day of fall

[iron goblet]

Not a bad idea

Just remember there’s no crops and a lotta stuff grows back in spring

[prisma vale]

greenhouse for all my crop needs now. i got iridium sprinklers from ||skull cavern||

[kind fjord]

I’m also on my last day of Fall. I see so many nice farms, makes me want to make mine pretty too

[iron goblet]

Spoilered bit can’t be mentioned at all here but congrats xD

[proud pivot]

Yes it can

[iron goblet]

I’m almost in year 4 and my farm still isn’t pretty lol

[iron goblet]

It’s post cc isn’t it?

[proud pivot]

It's post Bus Repair. But not full CC completion

[iron goblet]

I’m thinking of the other thing, my bad

[wet zinc]

George is the guy who says he doesn’t want a dog but then falls in love with the dog

[jade river]

Fr

[brittle bough]

is 1.6 on ios

[tranquil perch]

you get them from leveling up farming skill. the last sprinkler is unlockable but one of the materials is kinda post cc

[iron goblet]

Not yet

[brittle bough]

is it only pc so far?

[tranquil perch]

yeah

[iron goblet]

Yep

[brittle bough]

thanks

no switch update yet then :(

[iron goblet]

No :((

[brittle bough]

bruh, i forgot have a steam deck

[jade river]

I j revoked my characters middle part privileges

Now all i need are pants

Oo what to name my first cow..

[vestal urchin]

moolissa

[jade river]

Doesn't rlly fit my vibes
Hmmm

[tranquil perch]

Debby

[trim heath]

||in on year one winter 2 and i alredy have a a second prismitac shard, what should i do. I used the first one for a galaxy sword?||

[iron goblet]

I called my first one David Cowie

Donate it to the museum!

[trim heath]

what do i do with my next

[tranquil perch]

donate

[trim heath]

really?

[jade river]

Im on the verge of calling him Big Mac
And then naming one Whopper

[tranquil perch]

yeah there’s not much to do with it after first one

[spring bison]

Always use the first prismatic shard for the ||galaxy sword||

[iron goblet]

They sell for a lot or you can donate it

[tranquil perch]

Patty

[spring bison]

Oh wait I didn't read

[trim heath]

i have a second one, what do i do with that

[tranquil perch]

trust me you’ll find enough later on

[half topaz]

i have all, i don’t have batteries tho

[trim heath]

hmmm ok...

[spring bison]

I'd use it for the museum

[trim heath]

so donate it?

[trim heath]

wdym the forge

[spring bison]

Note that the PS only applies when you go the CC route

[trim heath]

yeah i am

[iron goblet]

No post cc here

[spring bison]

oh damn even with spoilers?

[iron goblet]

Yeah :(

[trim heath]

mb

[spring bison]

museum it is boys

[tranquil perch]

get lightning rods from level 6 foraging and befriend pam cause she can give batteries

[spring bison]

DONATE IT TO GUNTHER

or give it to haley

[iron goblet]

sorry i'm not tryna be annoying lol i just wanna make sure new people get everything new for them xD

[trim heath]

💀

[spring bison]

yeah

It's understandable, My memory here is scuffed and don't remember much things anymore

[iron goblet]

lmao same

[tranquil perch]

i kinda just…wiki

😓

[spring bison]

I strictly advise you to not use the wiki for your own enjoyment excluding fishing

[iron goblet]

wiki is very good

[spring bison]

since I normally check the wiki for fish schedules

[tranquil perch]

i use it for price checks and fishing schedules

[spring bison]

yeahhhh that's good

the wiki ruined most stuff for me but whatever, I didn't play the game for months and forgot about mostly everything

[hidden meadow]

the wiki is great but I wouldnt use it a lot, rather ask specific questions here

[spring bison]

Yup

[tranquil perch]

but i kinda got into stardew cause youtube and already saw a bunch there which kinda showed me everything. but it still was very enjoyable unlocking everything in my own game

[iron goblet]

I used to play the game while on a call with a friend who had autism and that was basically the same as having the wiki

[clever scaffold]

im so glad im seriously doing vanilla in my first run

[spring bison]

Yeahhh

[clever scaffold]

LMFAOOO thats so perfect

[hidden meadow]

Well I dont know how much you saw but I highly doubt it was everything, unless you watched like a hundred hours of footage

This game has so much to offer

[clever scaffold]

me and my bf playing and i just tell him exactly what to do

[spring bison]

A former community manager from another game convinced me to play it after watching his past streams

[iron goblet]

Iconic honestly

[clever scaffold]

thats what i noticed when i got deeper into it
i used to think its just some farm game, be rich yadayada and then BOOM LORE.

[jade river]

So all the grass on your farm dies first day of winter right?

[clever scaffold]

1.6 ||nope ||

[hidden meadow]

|| as of 1.6 it stays ||

[jade river]

I dont know if i should click those or not i play on switch-

[spring bison]

then don't

[hidden meadow]

in that case our messages are irrelevant to you

its not a huge spoiler tho idk

[jade river]

I j wanna know if i should collect all my grass for hay b4 winter

[vale tree]

whats the best selling price on an item?

[spring bison]

7777?

[half topaz]

On switch yes u should

[hidden meadow]

1.6 || smoked iridium legend with the fishing professions and artisan sells for 42000g ||

[vale tree]

idk if its tiger egg thing (8k) or its another one

[spring bison]

Damn

[hidden meadow]

it goes much higher than that

[jade river]

Alright

[vale tree]

which one?

[hidden meadow]

@vale tree

[mild spindle]

wheres the best place to go seaweed fishing i need multiple ||fish ponds||

[iron goblet]

Probably the pond on the farm

[mild spindle]

oki

[iron goblet]

Oh wait seaweed

[cobalt hare]

how d

[vale tree]

oof, i’m not on 1.6

[iron goblet]

My bad, fishing in the ocean’s your best bet, you can only fish sea weed from fish ponds that you buy

[knotty jay]

best crops for summer?

[iron goblet]

Melons and Starfruit for longer term harvest and Blueberries for cheaper/quicker I think

[jade river]

Blueee

[cobalt hare]

Uh I just think I got my first skull cavern experience

[shadow kiln]

do you want low maintenance and fast or do you want maximum profit and slow?

[iron goblet]

Uh oh

[knotty jay]

either works I got sprinklers

Ig I can go with melons

[iron goblet]

Starfruit are like 750 each so they’re always worth it

[knotty jay]

no desert yet 😔

[iron goblet]

Ah man :(

[knotty jay]

I ignored money making whole of spring I just went for the mines

[tranquil perch]

no strawberries?

[knotty jay]

no I had those

[iron goblet]

Bloodbane are you doing a dissertation on summer crops rn

[jade river]

Are there certain spots i hoe for snow yams or is it just anywhere

[knotty jay]

but I kept reinvesting into upgrading tools etc and couldnt plant many because meadows farm so yeah

[tranquil perch]

do u have seed maker

[knotty jay]

ended spring with 23k

[knotty jay]

❌

[tranquil perch]

dang

[iron goblet]

Any artifact spot works

[jade river]

Alright

[shadow kiln]

oooh nice nice, yea Tara is pretty on point, but if you are truly looking to maximize income to the fullest you want:

starfruit -> wine in keg -> aged in cask

If you want simple with least amount of step or replanting then definitely the good ole blueberries will suffice --- Plant, Grow, Harvest, Sell, Repeat with no planting and shorter grow period.

[iron goblet]

Ye, that

[tranquil perch]

or 1.6 Spoiler:||Dehydrator|| (for blueberries)

[shadow kiln]

sorry @iron goblet i got distracted haha

[iron goblet]

It’s ok xD

[knotty jay]

so blueberries make more money than melons without processing right?

[iron goblet]

Depends on quantity ig but yeah

[shadow kiln]

^^^

in general yus

[knotty jay]

alright bloobs it is

[tranquil perch]

blueberries are always reliable

[shadow kiln]

specially first year

first year blueberries are FIRE

[tranquil perch]

real

[iron goblet]

13 day growth time + 4 days regrow for blueberries at 50 base sell price with each harvest getting 3 berries vs melons that take 12 to grow at 250 base

[shadow kiln]

im on a new farm for the 1.6 update and literally just hit summer 1 yesterday.....im planting what i need for community center, and then all blue berries haha

[jade river]

Are their any specific fruit trees that are good to have

[iron goblet]

I mean unless you have the greenhouse not really

They’re trees that grow in seasons

[pseudo chasm]

Hi

[tranquil perch]

do you guys think i’m good for spring (about 70 strawberry crops 50 of which were planted on egg festival and 8 planted at start of season and 12 on spring 7 and 11)

[tranquil perch]

Staircases.

[shadow kiln]

someone likes stairs

[pseudo chasm]

What is the name of these machines and also does anyone know what this "room" is?

[shadow kiln]

shed

[pseudo chasm]

Or maybe stones

[tranquil perch]

Shed

Crystalarium

[pseudo chasm]

Wait so

[shadow kiln]

and crystalariasfalskfj....nice one Mizo lol

[pseudo chasm]

You know how you can make a coop and it takes space but inside it takes way more space?? Is this the same thing??

But this is empty?

[shadow kiln]

Sheds take up less space than they provide inside yes

and it is empty

[pseudo chasm]

I get it from robin??

[tranquil perch]

yeah

[pseudo chasm]

This is the thing from robin called empty home or smth

[tranquil perch]

nope

[knotty jay]

Im going cc route lets see if we can y1 it

[shadow kiln]

I believe the barn might be a better space saver and you can use it the same way. Fully upgraded i think its more space efficient

[pseudo chasm]

So this is the place most worth it to abuse as much space as possible?

[shadow kiln]

but its also really expensive

[pseudo chasm]

@shadow kiln you can put machines in barns??

[shadow kiln]

yus

[pseudo chasm]

I can put a keg there?

[shadow kiln]

yus

[pseudo chasm]

Oh because you have to milk the cows

But what about eggs you cant fill the coop right? Or do they lay eggs outside

[shadow kiln]

dont use the barn for animals

[pseudo chasm]

How do you even put hay ????

[shadow kiln]

just get the barn and fully upgade it and you get all that space haha

[jade river]

Holy

[tranquil perch]

you don’t

[pseudo chasm]

You buy a barn to abuse the space???

[shadow kiln]

right

[tranquil perch]

if you like to play like that

[pseudo chasm]

. Okay

This is best space saver??

[jade river]

But i like my cows

[shadow kiln]

its more expensive but if you are truly trying to maximize space thats technically the way to do it

[tranquil perch]

if you’re more casual, just use a shed

[pseudo chasm]

Space for money i mean

[shadow kiln]

i agree with Mizo on this one

shed is simpler and cheaper

[pseudo chasm]

Okay thanks

[shadow kiln]

barn is hardcore min/max

[cobalt hare]

I got a question

[shadow kiln]

yus?

[cobalt hare]

caroline ask for a wild horseradish, why if I give her a gold one for her quest. do I get a higher friendship bond?

[shadow kiln]

hmmm I assume that is true

i know it is for gifting

[twin nebula]

a

[shadow kiln]

and birthdays

i would assume the same multiplier applies to quests

[tranquil perch]

i don’t think so cause those quests i’m pretty sure have a set friendship gain

[cobalt hare]

hmmmmm

[tranquil perch]

yeah checked wiki they give 150 each quests

150 friendship points

[shadow kiln]

mizo is 100% right

just checked also haha

huge difference with gifting though for sure

iridium quality loved gift on a bday is NUTS

[jade river]

It looks really weird for the characters to wear their same outfits in the winter ngl

[twin nebula]

ummm

[shadow kiln]

while we are on summer crops and profit and min/maxing.....most profit you can make is gonna be kegged hops hehehe.....but thats a LOT of work

huge profit margin once you pay off your investment in all the kegs required to keep up

on a casual play through I dedicated a room in my house to kegging hops year round and just harvested a stockpile of them

made for a nice profit flow over time without being to insane busy

[knotty jay]

whats the best place to fish in during summer

[shadow kiln]

hmmm ocean

hard but good profit

[twin nebula]

pufferfish

[shadow kiln]

yyuuuppp

[jade river]

I feel like im constantly running out of wood mann

[safe mason]

i gave my cat my new awesome hat because i thought it would be funny and now i can't get it back

is it just permanently stuck to my cat's head

[jade river]

Im p sure you can get it back i j dont remember what you click

[cobalt hare]

use another hat

it remove the cat's hat

[jade river]

I didnt know you could give the cats hats

[cobalt hare]

its spoiler 1.6 update

but

ya u can give pets hats now

[twin nebula]

what does extra mining level do?

[cobalt hare]

just give u extra xp

[jade river]

Awe damn
I was ab to give mine my fedora 😔

[twin nebula]

well... what if i dont need xp at all

[cobalt hare]

then well still use it for collection

or maybe sell it if its a thing

[rare lynx]

WAAAAAAAAAAA that is a interesting change

[cobalt hare]

witchy cat

[rare lynx]

lol soon you going to have the cat from Stray

[cobalt hare]

ig its funny if they wear a witch hat

i got one randomly from the mine

[twin nebula]

i looked it up it actually just makes pickaxing take less energy

dont rlly need that if u have inf energy

[rare lynx]

next thing you know they have a npc that is a witch with a hat like it

[cobalt hare]

how u have inf energy lol

u mean by eating food

[twin nebula]

with food

yes

cheese

[cobalt hare]

ay ya but still not bad

[cobalt hare]

there is one

its a mod

u can marry her too

[rare lynx]

yeah i figured

actually next thing you know is you have the hats update like that hats mod for Minecraft where you could wear a pig as a hat

[wet zinc]

I’ve never done mods before. How do I find one for the fishing mini game?

[cobalt hare]

unsure if its updated

there is one that skip fishing mini game

[jade river]

Yoo i just saw the guy
The dude
The

[cobalt hare]

go on nexus and search for it

[wet zinc]

Thank you

[cobalt hare]

idk why people love him so much

[regal geyser]

i beat junimo kart.

[cobalt hare]

and fr im being forever trapped by farm type restarting

[placid parrot]

IN THE ||WINTER FESTIVAL WITH PUMPKIN SOUP DO I GET PERMANENT MORE DEFENSE?||

[dense swan]

NO

[placid parrot]

OH

OKAY

[dense swan]

Sorry

but if anything in question lmk

[jade river]

Idk anything ab him
He j jumpscared me

Wifi dieing aaaaa

[placid parrot]

ARE ||COWS GOOD FOR MAKING MONEY @dense swan||

[dense swan]

no it more for food or cc items

[placid parrot]

oh ok

im in winter tryna make money rn ||chickens|| are my main source

OK WELL GTG

FISHING EVENT

BRBBB

[dense swan]

i say to make money you can go fishing or mining during winter

[jade river]

Whyd you spoiler chickens lol

I dont think theyre a spoiler? You get them pretty early-

[dense swan]

yup but i think they new to that i believe?

[rare lynx]

bro they spoiler tag any item it seems even when it is really nothing story related tbh

[dense swan]

yup

[jade river]

Ah i didnt click their other things lol

[polar pecan]

Just make sure to read the pins what to spoiler tag and what not to mention in this channel @placid parrot

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[jade river]

Yoo got a squid

[rare lynx]

mainly spoilers is just for anything after cc or joja completion or possibly anything story related otherwise no need unless it is story related

[rare lynx]

nice

[iron goblet]

no there's no post cc/joja here at all lol

[gaunt gale]

^

[rare nest]

harvey billing you 1k for this should be illegal

[rare lynx]

well ok i mean in general not refering to this channel also only new 1.6 stuff other than that names of animals or stuff like that is not need spoilers

[polar pecan]

1.6 content need spoiler

[iron goblet]

early 1.6 yes, post cc/joja 1.6 has to go to #archived-update-spoilers

[polar pecan]

You can share post 1.6 content in #stardew-spoilers with spoiler tag

[rare lynx]

yes i know but i am mainly talking about how people are tagging chicken and cows when really what needs to be tagged for that tbh they are not new and have been out for a really long time

[jade river]

You do not get billed if you pass out in your house

[rare nest]

is that something new?

[iron goblet]

it's personal preference i guess, some people like to play it safe

[jade river]

I dont think so?

[polar pecan]

You can still spoiler tag things you are unsure of for safety

[polar pecan]

Nah its not

[jade river]

I play on switch and ive never been billed for passing out in my house

[rare lynx]

some people just don't proof read messages or go back to edit them so they do it anyway

[jade river]

Huh?

[rare lynx]

oh lol point exactly thought it was refering to me when you were talking about him lol

[iron goblet]

this feels so much more convoluted than it needs to be lmao

[jade river]

Confused

[polar pecan]

xD

[rare lynx]

nvm just continue with what you were helping mods with

[iron goblet]

woa nice dr who pfp btw artemis

[jade river]

[polar pecan]

The only problem when u pass out in your house is that your energy won't replenish, you won't lose money or items @rare nest

but if you pass out outside your farmhouse, you'll lose money but i dont think you'll lose any items.

If you pass out inside the mines or ||SC|| you will lose gold and energy wont get replenished, you'll wake up inside your farmhouse.

If you get killed by monsters inside, you'll wake up inside the clinic and get billed by harvey for it, u can lose items as well, even your weapon.

||in 1.6, i think u won't lose your weapons anymore, I'm not sure tho||

[hybrid garnet]

Is there any way to up your defenses quick? I managed to get access to the || skull cavern || and it’s so difficult getting past 4 floors without almost dying

[iron goblet]

it's specific weapons and all tools, i think we're allowed to talk about that non spoilered here because it's a mechanic more than content xD

[polar pecan]

Please spoiler ||skull cavern||

[iron goblet]

i genuinely don't know

i look at the rules and it feels like trying to read the elder scrolls

[hybrid garnet]

Oh sorry

There

[rare nest]

i know how it works yeah

[polar pecan]

Its really confusing, sometimes i spoiler tag things that are not supposed to be spoiler tag and then i would also end up not being able to spoiler tag things that need to be spoilered

[cobalt hare]

Fr

[jade river]

You wake up in the clinic when you die? Is that new?

[polar pecan]

No

[hybrid garnet]

No it’s been there for a bit before 1.6

[radiant zephyr]

Nope

[jade river]

When i die in the mines someone j pulls me out to the entrance of the mines

[compact veldt]

What rubbish from fishing gives you refined quarts?

[pseudo valley]

I’m dooomeeddd

[jade river]

Cds and glasses

[polar pecan]

Like how tea saplings for example is a heart event reward and you actually dont need to spoiler tag it in here. Its one of the exceptions that you can talk about freely in here without spoiler tag xD

[pseudo valley]

||reached the desert, entered skull caverns, then realized I forgot my life elixir||😀

[iron goblet]

there's tea in stardew?

[pseudo valley]

Isn’t that just dandy?

[polar pecan]

Yes

[pseudo valley]

Yep

[iron goblet]

i

maybe i'm a new farmer

i'm in year 4 but i know nothing

[polar pecan]

you can acquire the recipe from caroline's 2 heart event

[iron goblet]

huh

[crystal mauve]

where can i find hardwood?

[polar pecan]

you can sell it for 500g back on 1.5 ||now it got nerfed to 250g in 1.6|| it's also a loved and liked gift by majority of the villagers excluding the kids.

[polar pecan]

||Secret woods||

[iron goblet]

wh

[heavy elk]

What are the chances we get news on console within the next week

[iron goblet]

i didn't know about any of this lmao

[iron goblet]

you're more likely to find a junimo irl

[heavy elk]

I’m actually gonna blow up

[iron goblet]

that's fair

[jade river]

You will live

[iron goblet]

do it quietly bc some people be sleepin

[polar pecan]

You can obtain tea leaves from tea sapling every last week of a season and you can keg it to make tea

[crystal mauve]

how to go there

[jade river]

Man i rlly gotta unlock it and sell while ive got the chance of more gold

[tranquil perch]

||iron axe chop log at northwest corner of cindersap||

[polar pecan]

||Head south outside your farm

It's in the Northwest corner of the cindersap forest...

There's a large log there that you need to chop off tho... im not sure if the chair exploit still works on that one tho, are u on 1.6?||

[tame sky]

i’m so incredibly thankful that the spa is 24/7

[polar pecan]

It's easy just gift caroline daffodils or buy her one of those fish tacos in the saloon if it's available, till you reach 2 hearts and activate the heart event scene then caroline will send you the recipe.

[jade river]

Does the spa even have a actual use?

[polar pecan]

useful early game
But not so much late game

[tranquil perch]

^^^

[jade river]

Well i dont have daffodils rn but ill keep an eye on the saloon for tacos

Wait

I already have 2 hearts with her wtf

[polar pecan]

Go inside pierre's store, head to the kitchen there is a door there, enter that door

[jade river]

Ofc its Wednesday 💀

[tame sky]

can’t decide if i want to marry alex or sam

[compact veldt]

Oh ok thanks

[jade river]

I'd say Alex
I personally cant stand sams hair

[iron goblet]

marry someone good instead, you're better than this sis <3

[jade river]

He looks like is going super sayan its not a good look

[polar pecan]

Well , you can ||divorce them if you feel that you two are not fated to be||

[tame sky]

but they’re both pretty ☹️

[crystal mauve]

how to know if im on 1.6?

i just download a few days ago

i play on ipad

[jade river]

1.6 is pc only rn

[polar pecan]

oh 1.6 is only available on pc
It's still not available on console and tablet/mobile

[crystal mauve]

i see no problem im not there yet

i need hardwood to make cheese press

[polar pecan]

||you can find hard wood in secret woods regardless if you are in 1.5 or 1.6||

||im referring to the secret wood chair glitch when i asked, anyway, you'll need a steel axe to chop off the large log on the entrance||

[iron goblet]

||there's a lot of hidden text going on and i wanna feel included :3||

[polar pecan]

They say ||secret woods|| dont need to spoiler tag. But I still gonna spoiler tag about it for safety xD

[crystal mauve]

i dont have money to upgrade my axe

this farmer is pooor and have no idea what she is doing

[pseudo valley]

OMG

GUYSSSSS

You won’t believe what I just gottttt

Hahahahaha

I’m gonna have SO MUCH fun with this

[tame sky]

the wizard lowkey fine

[pseudo valley]

..

No comment

[analog hare]

fax

i need willy

[tepid hill]

i agree

[analog hare]

have yall seen that one portrait mod for him

[crystal mauve]

throw it in the potluck soup during the festival

[analog hare]

i think ur not able to do that anymore

i could be wrong tho

[wanton egret]

you still can

its an easter egg

[tranquil perch]

i dare you to equip a staircase in your pants slot

funny glitch

[tame sky]

literally fuming rn

my cat was blocking the door to the bed and i passed out from exhaustion

[wanton egret]

oof

[rare lynx]

you did not smack him for those with a mod lol

[novel thistle]

@rare lynx You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[wanton egret]

gj

[rare lynx]

finally was so annoying

[pseudo valley]

….no?

Take that, Willy!

Ha

😌.

[clever scaffold]

u can move them around no? like push them like u do with npcs

[proud pivot]

You pass through them, but yes, same mechanic

[tame sky]

i did that but by the time i got by the cat it was already 2am

[half topaz]

this happens to me on mobile lol they dont move but other platforms u should be able to push

[abstract wyvern]

is it still worth it to find blackberries if i can already afford salads and have hops to spare for eating?

[clever scaffold]

ohhh

[pseudo valley]

Of course!

[proud pivot]

Why would you eat hops?

[abstract wyvern]

i can't make a lot of kegs yet so most of the hops i harvest is not being put in use

[polar pecan]

Store them in chest

[abstract wyvern]

alright thanks

[abstract wyvern]

i did

[steep flume]

wat

[tame sky]

is it better to buy sheds for room or cabins because of how cheap they are

[tranquil perch]

it’s a funny glitch

[iron goblet]

imo shed, but cabins have more space when fully upgraded technically

[mystic spear]

is pumpin the most profitable to plant in fall?

[clever scaffold]

yes

[indigo jungle]

Naaaa

It's rasberries

[placid parrot]

what can i give haley stuff she loves in winter?

[indigo jungle]

She loves sun flowers. Check out wiki for others

[placid parrot]

ye ive been givin her them but idk what to give in winter

😭

[indigo jungle]

A green house :3 full of sunflowers haha

[placid parrot]

i usually ask in here lol wikis mid

how do i get green house?

[mystic spear]

i reached a poin that idk what to do

[indigo jungle]

She loves coconuts too. Always in the desert

[placid parrot]

uh

wheres the desert

[indigo jungle]

Gotta take the bus

[placid parrot]

theres a desert?

WHAT

THERES A BUS?

[indigo jungle]

After doing Pam's quest

[gloomy fractal]

she loves daffodils too!

[placid parrot]

w

[indigo jungle]

If u go straight out of ur farm. And go up on first road there's a bus right there

[placid parrot]

which one? pale ale?

oop

[runic sable]

takes you to a place you could NEVER IMAGINE.... egypt.

[indigo jungle]

I think it's with the jimanos. They will fix the bus for Pam

[placid parrot]

how do i get started on that?

im in co op btw

[indigo jungle]

After u finish a room. It should say "bus stop" on the set u need to finish

U saw the old community house?

On like day 3?

Go see which bundle says "bus stop"

[placid parrot]

uh

kk my friend is here but afk and its his co op world we play together sooo i needa wait for him to get back

[indigo jungle]

No worries you'll figure it out haha

[placid parrot]

wait a sec so

i needa do one of those things where i get stuff from EVERY SEASON

to get it?

[lavish basin]

The vault is just money

No seasonal items

[placid parrot]

so i just need money for the bus stop

[indigo jungle]

Yes what David said. Just finish the vault room that's it

[placid parrot]

uhhh

whats that

lol

[lavish basin]

It unlocks after you finish any 4 bundles

[placid parrot]

oh

that’ll take a while

[indigo jungle]

U need to start working on those day 1 usually

[lavish basin]

It's ok, take your time

[indigo jungle]

Or sell it too jojo then all upgrades only cost money

[lavish basin]

It's not a race

[mystic spear]

why does it tells me you have got some new idea to sleep on

[lavish basin]

||leveled up||

[indigo jungle]

I race just to make grandpa proud lol

[polar pecan]

The downside with joja, it doesn't give rewards if you complete a com dev....

[polar pecan]

||u lvl up a skill||

[indigo jungle]

.

[mystic spear]

alr

[indigo jungle]

.

[lavish basin]

Can't be mentioned here

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

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[lavish basin]

Please delete both of those

[indigo jungle]

Deleted it

Sry

[indigo jungle]

You seem pro think u can help me out? If I start a new 1.5 is there a way to update it to 1.6 after release?

[lavish basin]

All saves update when a new update comes out

[indigo jungle]

Aaaa wonderful haha

Also is there any way to save a map to cloud?

This will be like my 4th time restarting lol. I'd love to keep a map forever @lavish basin

[proven halo]

u can only save saves to ur local device

i think on steam its account dependant?

[mild venture]

Anyone know if I should go for pirate or angler, for fishing profession?

[proven halo]

angler

makes bank

but up 2 u

[mild venture]

Thank you!

[lavish basin]

Well if you start a new save it's new. You can't keep anything from other saves

[indigo jungle]

I'm on mobile. Chill to play in bed. But just got a new phone and gotta start all over again

The app transfered over but no save files

[proven halo]

yaaa thats sadge but u can

experience all 1.6 features now

from fresh

✨

[indigo jungle]

Naaa mobile still 1.5 T^T

[proven halo]

oh shii right

[indigo jungle]

Y I was asking if they'll bump new map to 1.6 or if I should wait haha

[proven halo]

itll be like automatic if u make a 1.5 world

itll just have access to 1.6 things in ur 1.5 world

and there isnt any exclusive-to-early game changes so u wont miss anything u cant get later on

[runic sable]

if its the same as pc it will update your wolrd

[proven halo]

yeeeee

[indigo jungle]

I just really missed this game wanted to come back haha, ty so much for that! Mainly what I was worried about

[proven halo]

thats all good, welcome back!

[indigo jungle]

I never played 1.5 either so I'll enjoy all those new goodies amd by then I'm sure 1.6 will be out ^.^

[sharp oak]

@indigo jungle 1.6 should be out in about 1 to 30 days ( that my personal guess)

[indigo jungle]

Does name trick still work? I'll prob use that to rush a bit early game xD

[vale tree]

I haven’t gotten the tea sapling recipe yet im 4 hearts with caroline
did i do smth wrong?

[indigo jungle]

ConcernedApe said it's almost done but gave no exact date T^T

[proven halo]

on pc 1.6 it does

[indigo jungle]

No love for mobile 💔

[proven halo]

maybe will come out with the 1.6.4 update?

[sharp oak]

@indigo jungle and switch

[indigo jungle]

Perfect! The. 1.5 works for sure haha

[sharp oak]

@proven halo let hope

[proven halo]

🤞

[abstract wyvern]

are geode spawns patched in 1.6?

[indigo jungle]

Is ape on this server? Tell him if he hurries with mobile 1.6....

[iron goblet]

what does that mean?

[indigo jungle]

I'll give him a cola! XD

[sharp oak]

@indigo jungle dont think he check forum nowaday probaly have people who resume for him what player want

[lavish basin]

I think the farmable spawn method is gone without the setting yeah

[abstract wyvern]

uhh like hitting specific rocks will cause geodes to spawn 100% because that's how it's seeded for the day, just wondering if it still exists

[iron goblet]

huh

[cobalt hare]

||Im pretty sure that you gotta go into the door in the kitchen at like around 10:00 am to 12:00 pm to unlock a cut scene|| idk if it’s like a spoiler so I just marked it as one

[abstract wyvern]

aw that's a shame, thanks dave

where can ghosts be most commonly found? (mines)

[lavish basin]

I'd just reset elevator floors if you're looking for them. 55, 66, 75

[abstract wyvern]

alright thanks

[sharp python]

hi why does my tree seeds keep turning into wild trees this is very annoying

[iron goblet]

i mean

are you planting wild tree seeds

because that would probably explain it

[lavish basin]

Seeds grow

[iron goblet]

david coming in with the biology lesson

[steep flume]

uh

aint bus is after CC

[iron goblet]

nope

[pseudo valley]

||Bro, forget the Dragons, the slimes are the most dangerous monsters in skull cavern😭||

[steep flume]

no i mean like u clear the bundle

[pseudo valley]

I hate these little shits so much🥲

They’re like little bullies, ganging up on you

[indigo jungle]

Yeee that's it

[lavish basin]

[abstract wyvern]

what was the key combo for animation cancelling again?

[steep flume]

u can do animation cancel?

[lavish basin]

You can

[steep flume]

SDV certified fighting game

[abstract wyvern]

[trail cape]

oh man im so glad i held on to my artisanal goods so i could sell them with the artisan buff

[cunning silo]

rshift + r + delete

[trail cape]

150k in one day!!!!! which is not much in endgame ik but i just got lv 10 farming earlier

[abstract wyvern]

omg thanks ralsei long time no see

[cunning silo]

yer

[wicked zenith]

Good morning farmuuurs

I have a lil question for y'all

[lavish basin]

Morning!

[iron goblet]

i have questions about your pfp but continue

[lavish basin]

LMAO

[wicked zenith]

damn I wrote something this server doesn't like

one sec

[iron goblet]

xD

[winged compass]

65 hours and half way through summer year 3, Am i cooked?

[lavish basin]

Why would you be

[iron goblet]

you're speedrunning apparently but i wouldn't say cooked

[wicked zenith]

GODDAMNIT

IT'S STILL DOESN¨'T ALLOW IT

[iron goblet]

loving this

[wicked zenith]

what am I writing god damnit

[lavish basin]

Can't be mentioned here

[winged compass]

ohh sorry

[lavish basin]

!checkthepins

[iron goblet]

DELETE

[novel thistle]

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[winged compass]

woops

[iron goblet]

sasha pm me it if the server's saying no still xD

[wicked zenith]

Don't you think I'm pretty

I even put on my best suit for today

My birthday suit

[iron goblet]

i

i don't like that video

[wicked zenith]

ahahahaha

I'll PM you

We stated that the server doesn't like me

RIP me I guess

[pseudo valley]

…

[wicked zenith]

How are you guys this morning

[lavish basin]

Chilling hbu

[onyx aurora]

tired lol

[wicked zenith]

I am chilling too, just finished my exam two days ago so I am rosted AF

[pseudo valley]

I second that

[wicked zenith]

roasted'

[lavish basin]

Hope it went well!

[fierce swan]

How much does upgrade house cost again

[pseudo valley]

Mine was yesterday, feeling pretty neutral about it

[onyx aurora]

which one?

[fierce swan]

first upgrade

[lavish basin]

10k and 450 wood for the first one

[fierce swan]

Oh, only that, thanks!

[wicked zenith]

THanks! I didn't do as good as I wanted but it was a tougher subject, also 15 ECTS points so

[onyx aurora]

10k 450 wood

[wicked zenith]

what was your exam on?

And neutral is better than bad!

[pseudo valley]

Upgraded my house only for marriage 💀

[pseudo valley]

Biology, my major

[wicked zenith]

Oh cool!

[pseudo valley]

Been slacking off this semester ngl

[iron goblet]

stem major gang

[wicked zenith]

Yaaas queens

I study Veterinarian medicine

[pseudo valley]

Nice

[onyx aurora]

man i feel old now

[iron goblet]

i'm majoring in clinical psychology :3

[wicked zenith]

I feel like I slack if I don't do at least 100 pages a day

[pseudo valley]

How old are you? Don’t answer if you don’t want to btw

[onyx aurora]

39

[wicked zenith]

and it's like so engrained in stem majors

that you have to work your ass off

[iron goblet]

wait wdym 100 pages a day

[wicked zenith]

to just get half way

[wicked zenith]

dude that's so cool

[pseudo valley]

That’s so real, except I’m more chill about it. I do what I’m required, nothing less and nothing over the top

[wicked zenith]

Any specific branch you want to work with @Tara?

[wicked zenith]

I think that's a healthy approach

[wicked zenith]

You're not old

[iron goblet]

probably kids ngl, i had a real funky childhood and i don't want any more lil dudes to go through the same xD

[pseudo valley]

Ahh

[tired tiger]

can we move greenhouse

[iron goblet]

no

its roots are underground

[pseudo valley]

I believe so, yes

[iron goblet]

oh?

my bad, yes you can

[wicked zenith]

I love that, but it also sounds tough!

[pseudo valley]

Robin can do it

[wicked zenith]

I think I do like 500 flashcards a day

During exam periods

[onyx aurora]

1.6 changed it i think

[iron goblet]

dude i wanted to be a vet originally but dropped out bc bio wasn't clicking with me, you do the tough one 😭

i do a solid 1 flashcard a day, what are they feeding you guys omg

[pseudo valley]

I never use flash cards, idk why. Studying every lesson after it’s taught, makes it very easier to review a week before and during the week of the exam

[iron goblet]

wait is this USA college/uni? bc that's different to me in the UK a lil xD

[pseudo valley]

Any other method stresses me out ngl

[abstract wyvern]

hehehe, cows ARE better than chickens after all.. instant large milk

[wicked zenith]

I think it's tough in a differnt way! Especially working with children who have such a hard start to life is such a tough subject, and you having been in said position only makes it more real for you!

[iron goblet]

i like the cows

i have david cowie

[wicked zenith]

I am from Denmark, so pretty similar to yours I'll assume

[iron goblet]

true ig, you're actually so sweet dude wth 😭

ooh yeah probably

[pseudo valley]

Anyways, finna dip. My eyelids are burning

Gotta get those 4 hours😀

[iron goblet]

cya egg!

[iron goblet]

so real ong

[lavish basin]

Huh

[pseudo valley]

Gn y’all

[wicked zenith]

Sleep tight!

[lavish basin]

Oh is that a David Bowie pun

[iron goblet]

got a cow

[wicked zenith]

NO U

[lavish basin]

Nini!

[iron goblet]

called it david cowie

ye

[wicked zenith]

wait

shit

[wicked zenith]

NO U

[iron goblet]

gonna get one called moo reed too

[wicked zenith]

Is what I meant

[iron goblet]

people are so nice here sometimes fr

[wicked zenith]

We need to spread kindness where we can you know!

[sharp oak]

Toxic people only lurk on pvp game discord

[wicked zenith]

It'so funny, after I got diagnosed with autism I was like YES

Finally I can find friends in groups of people with the same "issues"

and they turned out to be even more toxic than my other friends

and I think it really goes to show a lot of people who are toxic, probably are just not doing well

Not that my other friends were toxic, but I thought it was because I just didn't fit in and I understood that as being toxic

[abstract wyvern]

omg so it's patched 😭

[wicked zenith]

wait

what does that mean

[abstract wyvern]

NVM AHHA

[wicked zenith]

you just erased her name?

[abstract wyvern]

i exchanged her name for a rainbow rock

[proven halo]

CHEATERRRR

[abstract wyvern]

😈

[proven halo]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS

[abstract wyvern]

[proven halo]

🤣

[abstract wyvern]

omg it's so funny how the game just voids the animals' names 😭

[proven halo]

😭

[wicked zenith]

what is going on up in dis chat

[proven halo]

unrelated chats go in #town-square

btw

this is for game

[wicked zenith]

Alright, sorry for that. But right now I am asking about the nameless animal

[abstract wyvern]

it's an exploit

[proven halo]

its a cheat u can do in the game to get an item

its not good -_-

[abstract wyvern]

yeah

[proven halo]

and u can only do it 3 times anyways

[wicked zenith]

Ah okay

[lavish basin]

Porch is a hacker

[wicked zenith]

Shouldn't it be spoiled?

or is just

Meh

[proven halo]

its not good

[steep flume]

SDV has board game?

[devout rock]

:DoomfistWhat:

aw

i watched a youtube video about the board game

[twilit geyser]

i had said somewhere "how tf can someone make a stardew valley board game?"

and now i see it can very well be done

but how does this work anyway?

[steep flume]

idk

[abstract wyvern]

my hotbar is suddenly locked now for some reason, how should i fix it?

as in it's not responding whenever i press the number keys

[fierce swan]

Do you guys use lamps for light on your farm?

[jade river]

Currently my farm is lit with torches
I need to make fancier ones

[fierce swan]

Idk whether i should use torches or get lamps

maybe just start with torches?

[jade river]

Id j start with torches since you can get a lot of them easy
Then later worry ab how they look when you decide the vibe of your farm

[fierce swan]

k thanks

[lavish basin]

I never use any lights tbh lol

[dire wren]

Mood 😂

[jade river]

I did at the start but i haven't really added any sing i got a glow ring
Im j blind so i need to be able to see when im doing

[dire wren]

The love I have for those glow rings

[jade river]

Fr i was so excited when i got one

[vale tree]

how long is the mines

[mighty seal]

120 levels

[jade river]

Damn i thought itd only be 100

[mighty seal]

Nah they throw those extra 20 to throw you off

[jade river]

Lmao

[cobalt hare]

stardew valley

[jade river]

stardew valley

[mossy ice]

gm yall :3

[jade river]

Gm

[vale tree]

aight time to get 30 staircases

[jade river]

Ive never made a staircase

Takes too much stone

[clever scaffold]

:D

[jade river]

That is scary

[clever scaffold]

i also made a witch hat

[vale tree]

I’m not making them

[jade river]

How are you getting them then

[clever scaffold]

spoilers ||buy them in the desert with jade way cheaper||

[vale tree]

yep

[jade river]

What is it spoilers for exactly

[clever scaffold]

TWIRLS HAIR

[vale tree]

||desert||

[clever scaffold]

spoilers for the game? if u havent progressed further

oh i misread

yes the desert

[vale tree]

GRR

[clever scaffold]

specifically ||sc||

[jade river]

I haven't got to the desert yet

[vale tree]

u dont need to spoiler that?

[jade river]

I dont think bc its very easy to learn in game ab it

[clever scaffold]

the desert doesnt need spoilers iirc cuz its been mentioned in the game early on

only contents of it

[vale tree]

i see

[jade river]

I know of if just not what you get in it

[clever scaffold]

GIRL HOLD UP THIS MAN REJECTED ME THE FIRST TIME

[jade river]

I need more moneys to get to it

[vale tree]

Its worth it

[clever scaffold]

quite but u still need to earn more and prepare

[jade river]

Rn im j trying to get through winter without bankrupting myself

[clear ledge]

if i was girl harley is hot

[jade river]

Why do you need to be a girl 😏

[vale tree]

i’m a girl and i’m married to haley

[clear ledge]

gay allert

[vale tree]

o_o

[jade river]

Embrace the gay

[vale tree]

my pfp is literally gay

[clear ledge]

my is the best

[jade river]

Same

[clever scaffold]

shes so casual with me being in here

[deep meadow]

[jade river]

I will have sloppy makeouts w shane i swear

[clear ledge]

i hate that gurl and you can marry her when she have her steve?

[clever scaffold]

ew with his beer pizza breath no shower combo

[clever scaffold]

what

[clear ledge]

she is married?

[jade river]

I love greasy men.

[clever scaffold]

yup shes married, with um dipshitmetrius

[clear ledge]

oh i meaned demetripional tus

[jade river]

He is sad and greasy and hes mine

[clever scaffold]

w a t

[clear ledge]

demetrius

[clever scaffold]

u can have him

[vale tree]

and i use my money to make pam’s house

[clear ledge]

or smthin like tat

[clever scaffold]

no thats maru and seb's dad

[mighty seal]

Okay i love his new name-

[jade river]

I will!!

All i need left are pants..

Why did that message still send i deleted it smh

[mighty seal]

My least fave thing ab trying to do shit in stardew is remembering birthdays, im so bad at that in real life and now ive gotta do it in a game- actual tears

[clever scaffold]

get a calendar in ur house

[jade river]

I j constantly check the calendar

[mighty seal]

I forget the calander exists and i literally have a checklist of birthdays on my ipad- and i still forget them

[scenic path]

if you ever want to use mods, there are mods that remind you of birthdays it’s v nice

[mighty seal]

Its like i see that its there and then forget and end up doing something else

I use it- and still forget

[vale tree]

you can buy a calendar

[vale tree]

you can also buy a calendar

for 2k at robin’s i think

[jade river]

Ik
I haven't bought one yet cause i dont have much gold and its winter

[vale tree]

oh, then foraging is a good thing in winter

[jade river]

Ive been try to but i can never find much
Ive been fishing mostly

[vale tree]

cool

when i’m at winter i just find artifacts

[clever scaffold]

mining is top tier

[jade river]

Yeah i gotta start mining again make more progress
J upgraded my pick to gold b4 winter started

Me when my brain is too distracted by gay stardew thoughts to play stardew 💀

[lavish basin]

So real

[tawny cradle]

Is there anyway to buy coal?

[vale tree]

Clints shop

[tawny cradle]

K

I need lots

[clever scaffold]

YOOO i just got the ||sewer key???|| i didnt realize i got to 60 artifacrts already

[neon iris]

hello, how can i use bait on my rod?

[clever scaffold]

upgrade to fiberglass or iridium :>

🥹

[deep meadow]

if playing on PC, right click

[clever scaffold]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[median wind]

[deep meadow]

Leah and Elliott never help me with the animals

[tawny cradle]

Divorce them , let Krobus move in

[deep meadow]

I'd prefer a spouse that can help with my chores

[tawny cradle]

But Krobus is cute

[cobalt hare]

I think i’m gonna divorce haley, been married for a year & 2 seasons passed and the house was upgraded before even marriage. Still no kids 😆

[clever scaffold]

what lvl upgrade is the house

[cobalt hare]

2nd upgrade, the one that has crib

Oh 3rd

[clever scaffold]

:o ohh darn

[steep flume]

wait i didnt know npc can invite you to dance

[clever scaffold]

they will if ur married i think

[steep flume]

is it only for the male or both i wonder

[clever scaffold]

no cluee

[cobalt hare]

Wait, can i divorce haley and marry her again?

[clever scaffold]

yes

[deep meadow]

Yes

[steep flume]

yes kinda

but stuff for that is spoiler

why divorce tho

[cobalt hare]

Oooo

[steep flume]

divorce bad u make peepol sad

[spring bison]

I HAVE FINALLY KILLED 150 BRETHEN OF KROBUS

[steep flume]

wat

[cobalt hare]

Here’s the reason 🥹

[tawny cradle]

You monster

[fluid vortex]

im gonna cancel u

[spring bison]

<3

[spring bison]

Bet

[deep meadow]

Did you destroy the crib?

[cobalt hare]

Nopee

[steep flume]

your life

ends now

[spring bison]

it's already ended

I'm just a ghost haunting you

[steep flume]

i have vacuum cleaner

[spring bison]

well i am a vampire

[steep flume]

i have garlic

and cross