stardew-valley

[mighty hollow]

Not really

[jaunty trail]

I think it was written in the wiki; ||he'll apologise some time about it, too||.

Or maybe I just skimmed through that bit and made out what I can with it. 😅

[mighty hollow]

He'll just say that ||things haven't changed much sense he left,but that's fine as long as your having fun||, although not sure if I'm right or not

[jaunty trail]

Oh, wait. There was an update about it back then:

1.05: It is no longer necessary to acquire every Stardrop to achieve the maximum score in the evaluation. ||The evaluation can now be redone by interacting with Grandpa's Shrine. Grandpa's evaluation dialogue is less harsh.||

I guess I read about ||him insulting you|| from a forum, iirc, but then it was updated to ||him sounding less harsh now||.

Perhaps the player who mentioned when I was looking about it before took it as an insult or a bit judgy.

[mighty hollow]

Ah

[timber hare]

I really like the hill-top farm

[grand tangle]

Hilltop farm is so pretty

[cobalt hare]

How do I use the Spinner I got from the Night Market?

On Switch

[jaunty trail]

It's a tackle that can be applied onto an iridium fishing rod.

I think?

[cobalt hare]

Oh I see. I only have the fiberglass one.

[jaunty trail]

That can only take in baits afaik

[stark ginkgo]

hello chat

[timber hare]

Helloooo

[ashen eagle]

hello

[stark ginkgo]

im here to ask, is there a "looking to play" channel?

[ashen eagle]

idk

[stark ginkgo]

leme see

there is

#multiplayer-lfg-old

and

#1139016532966506576

[frank shuttle]

#1139016532966506576

the old one isnt usable

[stark ginkgo]

yup

found out

anyways request posted

now wait

[raven plover]

Correct, I think it's like lvl 7 fishing to buy the iridium one but I could be wrong

[safe sparrow]

Year 1 Spring Day 9 - Done ✅
Goal is Earned as much as money on Year 1
Not doing any money waste things 👍

[magic pendant]

Yo guys what level does quarts usually spawn?

[fast crypt]

i believe they spawn starting from lvl 1 in the mines

[novel vapor]

how much you got?

are you just fishing all day long or what

[autumn blade]

Is it better to use fertilizer or speed gro if I'm going to preserve or keg most crops

[safe quail]

when youre preserving/kegging the quality doesnt matter since the result will always be normal quality

so the benefit of fertilizer doesnt really mean anything

[lavish basin]

^

Speed gro will help you get more harvests, which means more crops to keg

[hazy patrol]

hello

[lavish basin]

Hey Ark! Welcome

[autumn blade]

If you put flowered honey in a keg does it just change to mead?

[safe quail]

yes

it's absolutely not worth it if you have flowered honey

[autumn blade]

Ok ty

[hazy patrol]

thanks

[distant sphinx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706633628851110048/975845564182855690/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[lavish basin]

Please delete that message and ask in #stardew-spoilers

Post CC content cant be talked about here

[dapper sluice]

what is CC?

[lavish basin]

Community center

[distant sphinx]

Community center

[dapper sluice]

ok, thank u

[lavish basin]

Anythting that comes after it cant be said here

[autumn blade]

Is it worth to buy normal or deluxe speed gro

[lavish basin]

Deluxe is the best when bought from ||Sandy at the desert, she sells it for 80g each on thursdays||

[autumn blade]

I'm just starting spring y3 so should I just suck it up and buy from pierre

[magic pendant]

Fighter or scout

[lavish basin]

Fighter imo

It'll help way more

[lavish basin]

Do you not have the bus repaired yet?

[autumn blade]

I do but I don't wanna wait

[lavish basin]

Oh

I mean if you have the money, and it will help you make more money, sure

[soft cloak]

I hhavnt mentioned his but I love your profile @lavish basin

[lavish basin]

Aw thanks

[soft cloak]

:]

[raven plover]

How much spare change should I have before egg festival? Wasn't it like 2,000 min or something like that?

[lavish basin]

It depends how many strawberry seeds youre looking to get

[raven plover]

Enough so I'm not broke anymore 😛 lol

[lavish basin]

Then I'd say the more the merrier

[modern snow]

Or how many lawn flamingos

[raven plover]

Burn the flamingos!

[lavish basin]

But having a lot will also mean a lot of time and energy spent watering

[raven plover]

Only to the end of spring, but it should set me up so I can start adding on to my house and at least get a base coop or something. I havnt played in a while and restarted lol. I miss the house upgrades

[restive cedar]

In my first year I usually try for 5,000 (50 seeds). That’s about as many as I can stand to water. 😛

[calm sandal]

i did 200 by summer. no sprinkler, only old watering can, call me crazy.

[stark pivot]

That's crazy

[soft cloak]

Y'all keep track of how many seeds you planted??

[calm sandal]

of course.

[soft cloak]

Oh I just kinda... Yk plant

[calm sandal]

well its not wrong either.

[soft cloak]

True

[stark pivot]

I don't either

[soft cloak]

At least I'm not the only one

[compact fog]

I count when I harvest so I don’t over or under buy seeds for my next planting

[soft cloak]

Oh I'm poor so I just go k I have 1k rn so I can probably like 4 of thease XD

[spark sedge]

same

[raven plover]

I normally go by sprinklers lol

I'm too lazy once I unlock a decent one

[compact fog]

Where does one buy sprinklers? I only know how to craft them, are they at Pierre’s?

[raven plover]

Unlocked with farming levels, the first sprinkler is not worth mass producing though imho

[lavish basin]

Only sprinklers you can buy are iridum sprinklers, one a week every friday from krobus for 10k

Not worth it tho imo

[compact fog]

Ohhhh ok, so they are only craftable. Noted!

Other than iridium that is *

I have unlocked them I just got confused

[raven plover]

Crafting is best, I think first one is lvl 3 farming but only hits 4 tiles (top, bottom, left & right of sprinkler)

[lavish basin]

Its level 2 farming

[raven plover]

Oh, ok

[compact fog]

Yeah and then the next one at level 6 or something does all the surrounding ones?

[lavish basin]

Yep

And then at level 9 theres the iridium one

!sprinkler

[novel thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/280006542235795466/990673089799008296/command_sprink_nospoiler.png

[lavish basin]

Like that

[raven plover]

I should have known that was there lol

[silver kite]

!list

[novel thistle]

You can see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardew.chat/commands.php

[silver kite]

you can check the commands here^

there will be some spoilers though

[surreal pendant]

how to make stardew so options dont get reset on every new boot?

[supple burrow]

Sooo what farm should someone who knows nothing about the game choose?

[lavish basin]

Standard is the safest bet and overall the most begginer friendly

[spark sedge]

I would go with the standard farm until you find out what you like

[lavish basin]

Forest is also pretty nice

[spark sedge]

Then you can pick the ones that are more oriented to different parts of the game

river farm == fishing etc

[supple burrow]

yeah probably ill go with standard

[stark pivot]

I would do standard, maybe forest

[supple burrow]

I think im done then

[rose anchor]

Some weird alien tube looking thing showed up near my barn/coop! What is it?! I’m in winter yr 2 if that matters

[lavish basin]

Thats a strange capsule

It will hatch open after a few days, but has no effect on gameplay

Its just a little easter egg, sometimes you can see a weird creature running around in some spots

[ashen nymph]

Hii can some one help me answer a question? I’m a new player who’s just started Summer Yr 1 and was wondering what’s the purpose of pets like dogs or cats considering other than petting them I can’t really do anything else with them

[cinder carbon]

You get an overall score in year 3

If your pet likes you enough it adds to that score

Petting and filling the water bowl make it happy

[ashen nymph]

Oh okay it makes sense now! Thank you

[cinder carbon]

The game just gave me this randomly generate name

[high sun]

Hi! I just wanna ask what would be a better choice for level 5 combat, fighter or scout? Thank you!

[stark pivot]

Personally I think that's a great name

[cinder carbon]

Same. I kept it

[stark pivot]

I'm glad you did

[lavish basin]

In my opinion, fighter. Scout doesnt give 50%, it adds 50% to your current crit chance (which will be very low). Fighter will help way more

[stark pivot]

I'm my first play through I believe I picked scout and I regret it so much

[distant sphinx]

You can change it

Also that path gets good later

[crimson sleet]

I feel like all lvl10 profession options (at least one of the duo) have a good use

[surreal pendant]

asked this before but, why do settings reset on each game bootup?

[verbal chasm]

5 prismatic shards and an auto petter not too shabby

[last wigeon]

It should not tho

[crisp karma]

good evening Creb

[last wigeon]

Good evening to you too sir snack

Or should I say sir smack

[surreal pendant]

it has done it for both me and a friend

volume resetting

[jaunty trail]

Aside from Ancient Fruit, which fruit tree is profitable or good?

[last wigeon]

Oh that yeah lmao it does

[crisp karma]

ancient fruit isn't a tree

[surreal pendant]

is there no way to fix it?

[last wigeon]

From what I remember it depends on your save

[surreal pendant]

damn

[jaunty trail]

It isn't?

[last wigeon]

No thats a crop

[jaunty trail]

Oh, my bad.

[lavish basin]

[crisp karma]

no it's a regular crop that doesn't dissapear when you pluck it

like strawberries and blueberries and stuff

[lavish basin]

A regrowable crop

[jaunty trail]

Ah, I see. I only got one, and I kinda wanna grow those in bulk.

But anyway, what fruit trees are good to grow?

I currently have 2 peach trees near my coop area.

[lavish basin]

Peach and pomegranate are the highest value

Tho I like having at least 1 of each just to have all fruits

[verbal chasm]

worth respecing combat for more special attacks once i have ||galaxy hammer?||

[opaque wolf]

if you dont like it, just pick it up and murder it cruely by throwing it into trash bin

[lavish basin]

Its up to you tbh

But it is good

[granite stump]

Has anyone ever actually won the grange competition during the stardew valley fair? Pierre always winning makes me doubt he bribed mayor Lewis

[cinder carbon]

It's pretty easy

You need at least 6 different types of items, as high value as possible, and then 3 of whatever else you have high value

[lavish basin]

Yeah, just gonna have some high quality items and items of different categories

[cinder carbon]

Item types are what it says when you look at them, fruit, vegetable, artisan good, etc

Make sure you have at least 6 different ones and it's hard to lose

[jaunty trail]

Oh, yeah. I can do that ||in the greenhouse||. 😮

[lavish basin]

Yep

[storm aurora]

perfect

[granite stump]

I just put grape wine and grapes in there in a fancy pattern

[storm aurora]

if i put gold star sweet fruit in there will i win

[cinder carbon]

Gold star fruit, veggies, fish. An artisan good, a mineral, etc. Just make sure you have at least 6 different types then put the best of whatever else you have

[boreal summit]

Hello I was wondering that will I get the prismatic jelly quest back cuz the first time I got it I chose the other quest

[obsidian egret]

maru stop giving me bombs as a gift challenge (99% impossible)

[storm aurora]

minerals?!

[cinder carbon]

Just the item categories

Make sure you have 6 different ones

[cinder carbon]

Yes it will show up again

[boreal summit]

Thanks for telling me I thought it was gone lol

[steady mist]

Does my cow need a heater in its barn?

[foggy totem]

ayo penny

[lavish basin]

If its winter, it helps to raise its mood

[steady mist]

okay

[mighty hollow]

She is reading a book, what do you mean ayo

[foggy totem]

bruh

in the farm

also she was moving and it looked like there were 2 of her

[mighty hollow]

I had 2 robins before

[foggy totem]

couldnt capture that in pc

*pic

[mighty hollow]

I believe I deleted the picture

But I can find it I think

[mighty hollow]

Found it!

2 robins

[foggy totem]

wow

cool

[mighty hollow]

Like she was building

[foggy totem]

one of them must be datable

[mighty hollow]

Then she randomly stopped and walked away

Then she hit the left wall

Then she started walking upwards

And then she phased through the wall

And disappeared

Although it somehow counted as a full day of working

[obsidian egret]

why not both

the more the merrier

[foggy totem]

one for demetrius

[obsidian egret]

he doesnt get any

[errant rune]

What are the best pieces of advice for advancing in the mines?

[lavish basin]

Go on good luck days

Upgrade your pickaxe

Bring some food

[errant rune]

How do i know when a good luck day is

[lavish basin]

Check the Tv, the "Fortune teller" channel

[mighty hollow]

Fortune teller

[errant rune]

Oh okay thank you

What does the luck affect in the game?

[gusty isle]

smapi aint working for me
it says smth like Oops SMAPI is missing one of its files. Your antivirus might have deleted it.er.dll
even tho my aint the cause

[storm gazelle]

!mh

[novel thistle]

For help with modding issues, please ask in #archived-modded-support! When asking for assistance there, sharing an error log will help others identify your issue (see https://smapi.io/log for instructions).

[gusty isle]

oh ight

[lavish basin]

Ladders spawning from rocks, chances of finding geodes, coal, gems, crates, treasure chests when fishing, wood dropping from trees, garbace cans loot...

A lot of stuff

[errant rune]

The problem I have is that once I’ve watered my crops. I don’t have much energy left to go do anything else

And so sprinklers would be good, but I can’t get to iron to make sprinklers

[lavish basin]

What day are you on btw?

[mighty hollow]

Well you'll either need to go to level 40 to get iron or eat forage

[errant rune]

14

[lavish basin]

Food solves the energy issue. In early game, from spring 15-18, you can collect salmoberries around the valley that give a decent ammount of energy

[errant rune]

Oh okay, so should I collect them tomorrow?

[lavish basin]

Ok so during the next days I recommend you to go out looking for salmonberries. You'll see bushes with these red dots everywhere, shake them and they'll drop salmonberries. The bushes will reset each day until the 18th

[lavish basin]

I would collect as many as you can throught the 4 days tbh, they will be very good to help your energy problems

[cobalt hare]

why cant i break the big stumps and logs on my farm?

[errant rune]

You need to upgrade your axe at the blacksmiths. I believe you need the steel axe

[lavish basin]

You need a copper axe or better to be able to break the stumps

[cobalt hare]

ohhh, thanks!

[lavish basin]

The bigger logs on the ground require a steel axe tho

But the big stumps just need copper axe

[cobalt hare]

thank you!

[lavish basin]

#1139016532966506576 is best for finding someone

[stark pivot]

Why Italian

[dusky flint]

saw just now, sorry for the inconvenience

[errant rune]

What cave level would you expect someone to be on at day 15ish?

[lavish basin]

Its ok

[dusky flint]

If uyou play foccusing on ending them u end mines in a bunch of days

[lavish basin]

Theres not really an expected mines level to be. Each person plays differently, someone focuses more on mining, some not at all

Dont worry about comparing your experience to others, because everyone plays differently

[errant rune]

Okay thanks

[royal trench]

Yall

I got an arthifact trove

Do I open it

[last wigeon]

Yea

[lavish basin]

Yeah, thats their use!

They can give some good stuff

[royal trench]

Thanksss

[plush smelt]

If i date emily will clint hate me

[lavish basin]

I dont think he hates you for it

Not openly anyhow

[granite girder]

No but he'll still pursue Emily :⁠^⁠)

[paper pollen]

It's wierd how the villagers don't stop hitting on you if your married

Like Haley I understand that your horny but I'm married to the gamer girl

[lavish basin]

[trim junco]

Ummm okay I have a problem, I think an alien landed outside of my barn

[plush smelt]

They want my fuckin monee

[trim junco]

And now my animals aren't going outside

[plush smelt]

Its cause only like 6 people there have JOBS

[trim junco]

Is that normal?

[lavish basin]

Is there a capsule blocking the door?

Is that what you mean by alien

[trim junco]

No not really, it's been here for like 3 or 4 days but the first 2 days they were going outside like normal

Now they're not, and this guy is still cooking here

[lavish basin]

Can you send a picture to #images-and-memes ?

[trim junco]

Yeah blue capsule looking thing

Yes

[lavish basin]

Oh you can just pick that up and place it somewhere else

[trim junco]

Omg can I? Okie I'll try that

[lavish basin]

Maybe try breaking that tree seed in front of the door too

Could be blocking their path

[trim junco]

I didn't even notice that, I'll try that too! Thanks sm ^-^

[lavish basin]

No worries

[plush smelt]

What is the absolute worst thing i can put in the soup. What gives me the most negative reaction

The mayor wants sum

[lavish basin]

Probably something like sap

You'll lose friendship with everyone tho

[plush smelt]

Good

Thank u david

[lavish basin]

lmao

[tacit plover]

After the capsule ||breaks||, does it do anything else?

[brazen dew]

||there are future easter eggs where it runs around some places||

the 4 corners farm house is gorgeous

[ashen nymph]

Do you have to be multiplayer to use the 4 corners farm house or no?

[tacit plover]

Naw

[ashen nymph]

Because it says recommended for multiplayer

[ashen nymph]

Ahh ok Ty!

[sick fractal]

does mining make good money

[twilit linden]

are coffee beans worth buying from the travelling merchant on spring 12th?

[timber hare]

Eh it isn't really profitable but going to the ||skull taverns that you unlock on the desert after reaching the bottom of the mines can give you a lot of valuable items that can give a lot of profit if used correctly||

Farming is much better

[sick fractal]

what abt fishing

also theres this floor that doesnt have a hole

i mined everything and killed everything

[timber hare]

Fishing is reliable early-mid game but later on it falls off.

[timber hare]

Well then you probably reached the bottom of the mines

Which level are you on?

[sick fractal]

i was lvl 28 or sum

[timber hare]

Ooh well then you definetly didn't reach the bottom

[sick fractal]

ye

theres jus the sand pit

[ashen nymph]

Do you guys know what’s the last level of the mines?

[timber hare]

Uhhh do you have a skull next to the mine level?

[timber hare]

I think it's like 120? I'm not sure tho

[ashen nymph]

I’m not even CLOSE to that lmao 😭

[timber hare]

Lol what lvl are you on?

[sick fractal]

yes

and it says this area is overrun with monsters

[timber hare]

Yeah so there are still some monsters left

And you must kill them

[lavish basin]

Thats an infested floor. After you kill every monster, a ladder spawns

[timber hare]

Maybe you should run around those dirt patches to check for those little diglet thingies

[crimson locust]

I'm not new but it kinda feels like it because I just started stardewing again after all this time, so anyway hai

[lavish basin]

Hey Mab

[brazen dew]

heyy

[sick fractal]

ye thats what it was

i didnt know u gotta kill those

what should i be doing for money then

22nd of spring

[tacit plover]

Whatever you want, dude

[lavish basin]

Fishing is great for early game money

[brazen dew]

mhm

[cinder carbon]

Lol this game really wants me to have chicken statues

12 so far and I barely look for the artifact fingers anymore

[paper pollen]

Yeah what was grandpa doing on his farm anyway

Why does he have so many chicken statues

[cinder carbon]

Just some chicken worship

I'll eventually decorate with them

[tacit plover]

Use chicken statues for no-wear fencing

[sick fractal]

aight bet

[cobalt hare]

farming is better long term though so fish for money for seeds

[sick fractal]

what should i plant

[cobalt hare]

your still in spring right? what day?

[sick fractal]

22nd of spring

[cobalt hare]

ah shoot ok

[opaque wolf]

potatoes

these are goats

[sick fractal]

ye thats what im doin rn

am i supposed to fertilize them mfs or summ

[cobalt hare]

ok then let those grow don’t plant anything else for now you only have 5 days

[cobalt hare]

if you want to use fertilizer your supposed to put the fertilizers down before you plant the seeds

[lavish basin]

You can put it after

But theres no need to use fetilizer that early in the game

Just a waste of money

[sick fractal]

aight

[cinder carbon]

Well, no harm in using up your sap

[lavish basin]

Hm true

[sick fractal]

i can use the sap as fertilizer?

[tacit plover]

You use it to craft fertilizer

[cinder carbon]

You can craft it

[lavish basin]

You can craft it with sap

[sick fractal]

oh ye

2 sap

where do i fish

[cobalt hare]

WAIT U CAN

[lavish basin]

Yeah. With quality increasing fertilizer you gotta do it before the seed sprouts tho

[cinder carbon]

The fertilizer that increases quality can be put after planting seeds but only on that day

[tacit plover]

Early game? The lake, ocean, and rivers

[sick fractal]

is ocean better than the mountain place

[tacit plover]

Than the lake? That depends. Do you feel like fishing at the beach?
Edit: Or the boardwalk

[lavish basin]

In spring, the lake is better

[tacit plover]

I strongly feel that it's best to fish wherever you want unless you seek a specific catch

[cinder carbon]

I'm not sure what the margin of difference is there. Early on I like fishing in the ocean while willy is open so I can sell directly to him

[cobalt hare]

I just fish for the fish bundles

[storm aurora]

sell sap to pierre

who needs fertilizer

when you can have PROFITS

[cinder carbon]

Ok

[storm aurora]

oh.. btw yall... does coffee (the beverage not the bean) sell well?

[lavish basin]

The fertilizier will make you more money than selling the sap lol

[storm aurora]

shhh selling the sap is funnier

[lavish basin]

Youre better off using it for speed

[storm aurora]

i um.
have 4k coffee beans and many more to come.

[lavish basin]

Well

[cinder carbon]

Coffee is just such a pain to brew

There is a better source of coffee post-cc so I usually don't bother growing it

[spark sedge]

you can use it to make espresso

[timber hare]

Which farm (besides the standard one) is the best/worst?

[sick fractal]

it jus said i got weeds on my farm

how i get rid of them mfs

[lavish basin]

Break them

[sick fractal]

theres none on my farm tho

[lavish basin]

Thats odd, there should be some if it gave you a warning

[sick fractal]

there are weeds but not on my crops

does it mean anywhere in my farm or on my crops

[spark sedge]

What did it say? The spreading weeds are causing damage to your farm?

[lavish basin]

If it gives you a warning its because they destroyed something

Could be a path, a crop, a machine

[spark sedge]

I would look in the corners of your farm if you have paths or something. Sometimes the trees that are part of the world can make them hard to see

[south mantle]

Anyone want Freddy fazbear in Stardew

[acoustic geyser]

yes, but could you elaborate

[astral ferry]

If I plant my strawberries on the 14th will I get the same amount of harvests as on the 13th

[lavish basin]

Yes

[astral ferry]

Cool

[south mantle]

Wanna see

[autumn blade]

Can the quest from jodi to bring 1 largemouth bass at 7:00 be completed any day?

[lavish basin]

Yes

[autumn blade]

The game keeps freezing when I enter the house and I've had to till, fertilize and plant 400 for 3 days now

[lavish basin]

Thats weird

Try it another day

[proven fox]

@lavish basin are beth and mush in the server still? i haven’t seen them yet 😭

[lavish basin]

Beth is

I havent seen mush in ages

[proven fox]

😭😭😭

mushy!!!

[crisp karma]

He is banned

Has been for a while

[lavish basin]

Ah

[plush smelt]

What is best summer crop

[small bison]

guys how many babey sprinkelrs do i make

[lavish basin]

Starfruit

[grim pebble]

anyone wanna vc new to the game and looking for friends

[lavish basin]

If youre selling raw, blueberries

[plush smelt]

Ok ty

Ok david you’ll hate me

I meant to say Fall

[lavish basin]

Lmao

Pumpkin

[plush smelt]

Thank u david god

[lavish basin]

Ig cranberries if selling raw

But pumpkins are pretty good raw too

[grim pebble]

wanna co op?

[plush smelt]

Also what do grass do is it just for chickens

[lavish basin]

#1139016532966506576

[lavish basin]

If you have a silo and scythe grass, it turns into hay that goes directly into your silo

Your animals can also eat it, and they wont consume hay if they do

[plush smelt]

Ok thats p helpful

Does grass spread on its own?

[small bison]

guys are the basic sprinklers good?

[lavish basin]

Yes

[small bison]

im gonna make like a million

[lavish basin]

I mean

They can be, early on

[small bison]

ok sick thx

[plush smelt]

I gotta buy silo from robin right

[tender yacht]

yes

[sick fractal]

what are the good summer crops

[tender yacht]

melon and bluberries

[small bison]

what do i do w amythst

[tender yacht]

donate to museum or use as gift

[small bison]

who likes it again? does uhh

the depressed fucker

[lavish basin]

Abigail loves it

[plush smelt]

Do i gotta water the grass

[tender yacht]

no

[lavish basin]

And most the others like it

[small bison]

i dont like abigail

[lavish basin]

Only leah, linus and pierre dislike it

Abigal, clint and emily love it

[small bison]

ok sick

[ocean ibex]

Abigail loves melons and blueberries?

[lavish basin]

Everyone else likes it

[lavish basin]

Amethyst

[sick fractal]

what fertilizer should i use

is there a better version of scarecrow to use or sum

[lavish basin]

Only once you collect all 8 rarecrows

[lavish basin]

I'd make some basic fertilizer for the melons because of the quality crops bundle. Not the blueberries tho

[sick fractal]

im doing blueberries

[lavish basin]

I wouldnt worry about fertilizer for blueberries

[plush smelt]

I accidentally ate the sunflower i wanted to give haley

[small bison]

ive got 21 sprinklers do i make more

[lavish basin]

Depends on how much youre planting

[plush smelt]

Personally i just wait till quality sprinklers

[small bison]

im gonna farm more copper n iron 🫵

[sick fractal]

wait can u make a watering can

i forgot i gave my can to blacksmith

and i alr planted

[craggy shore]

No

You have to wait it out

[sick fractal]

will the blueberries live 2 days

how often am i even supposed to water it

[small bison]

they cant rlly die unless new season or lightnin hits it

they just wontt grow

fir that dag

day

[sick fractal]

2 days

should i jus

leave and not save

[small bison]

they'll be fine dw

[sick fractal]

naw its not abt that

im tryna get as much plants

before fall

[small bison]

honestly, if it sounds like a good plan to you, then go ahead

just depends on how much youre willing to redo n such

[sick fractal]

nah idk shit 💀

wym

redo

like replant

[small bison]

if you reset the day n youve done a lot

you'd need to redo

[sick fractal]

ye

i did a few things tbh

too lazy to restart

[small bison]

mood

[sick fractal]

ye fuck that i can make bank any other day 💀

[small bison]

im clearing out my farm bc its the flower dance

[sick fractal]

i heard tea tree saplings also make bank

[small bison]

they do if you just sell the saplings

[sick fractal]

ye

do i do it while i farm then

make money from 2 things

[small bison]

yesss

[sick fractal]

ight say no more

[small bison]

ive got like 30 things in my museum by the flower dance and all im dying for is ARTIFACTS FROM THE BEACH

[sick fractal]

yea idk what u talking abt

idk nun abt this game 💀

i jus know flower dance and museum

[small bison]

when you dig on the beach with your hoe theres chances for artifacts when there's the little worms

[sick fractal]

oh ye

[cobalt hare]

god all I need is beach artifacts but I keep getting random rocks and clay 😖

[small bison]

frrr

[south mantle]

Anyone want a Freddy fazbear texture pack

[small bison]

?????

[cobalt hare]

what now

[south mantle]

Replaced the mayor with Freddy fazbear

I did the whole sprite and everything

[small bison]

mayor lewis resprite mod

[south mantle]

Yeah

Lmao

[small bison]

ehh im an unmodded switch player

[cobalt hare]

I don’t really do mods maybe ask the modded farmers

[sick fractal]

I’d need to use summer seeds tho

Aren’t summer wild seeds hard to craft

[small bison]

OH MOVING CHESTS TAKES UP ENERGY

[sick fractal]

💀

[small bison]

no

summer seeds easiest, its all seasonal seeds thst make tea saps tho

[sick fractal]

oh aight

[small bison]

i love hilltop farm its so cute

DRIED STARFISH WOOOO

[lucid abyss]

Why do people not talk to me?

[lavish basin]

Welcome! Sorry you feel like that

[lucid abyss]

I meant in starred valley, sorry for not specifying

[lavish basin]

Oh lol

Wdym they dont talk to you?

Youre the one that has to talk to them

[lucid abyss]

I talk to them once, then I can’t talk to them again

[lavish basin]

Yeah they only have a little bit of dialgoue each day

[lucid abyss]

How am I supposed to get hearts then?

[lavish basin]

Talking and gifting

Just talking to them once already gives friendship points

And you can get those points once a day

And give 2 gifts to each person every week

[lucid abyss]

How do I give gifts?

[lavish basin]

Interact with them while you have an item in your hand

[lucid abyss]

Ok

[lavish basin]

Keep in mind that every villager has differnt likes

[lucid abyss]

Do they like geodes?

[lavish basin]

Nope, everyone dislikes them

[lucid abyss]

Man

So how do I see if there is cool stuff in a geode?

[lavish basin]

You break it open at the blacksmith

[lucid abyss]

Where is he?

[lavish basin]

Far right side of town

[lucid abyss]

Thank you

[compact fog]

What are good crops to grow in fall?

[lavish basin]

Cranberries and pumpkins

[lucid abyss]

Do villagers like gems?

[lavish basin]

Yeah gems tend to be liked

[lucid abyss]

Ok

[merry hawk]

les do this

[lucid abyss]

Nobody likes my gems

[deep pollen]

they don't deserve your gems Brad

[lucid abyss]

I only have one gem left

[deep pollen]

sell it Brad

[lavish basin]

I woudlnt worry about friendships at the beggining of the game tbh

[lucid abyss]

I gave away all of my gems, and they gave me the most rude responses

They try to act happy, but I can see they hate it

[lavish basin]

What gems were they

[lucid abyss]

Malachite was one. I may have forgot the rest

[lavish basin]

Oh those are meant to be donated to the museum

Theyre not gems, theyre minerals

[lucid abyss]

slams head on table

How do I get copper?

[lavish basin]

From the mines

[lucid abyss]

Where are the mines?

[lavish basin]

Very top of the map

[lucid abyss]

Ok, so after I get some copper, I plan to go to bed for the egg hunt

[lavish basin]

Do you have some money saved up? You can buy some good seeds at the egg festival

[lucid abyss]

153g

[deep pollen]

😭

[small bison]

copper takes 2 ingame hrs right?

[deep pollen]

Brad you ain't getting no strawberries bro

[small bison]

nvm

[lucid abyss]

I do have this parsnip with a silver star

Might sell that

[deep pollen]

it's worth more so sell it

[lucid abyss]

Ok

I found a leek

[small bison]

they're great

[deep pollen]

try to find some foragables to sell for money

for strawberries

[lavish basin]

Or do some fishing

[plush smelt]

Mushrooms or bats

[small bison]

guys i just got the fucking anchor fron the beach im gonna scream

[deep pollen]

donate silly goose

[lucid abyss]

I’m so bad at fishing. I don’t know how to get them after the ! gets above my head

[small bison]

YEAH it took years to get on my co-op farm

[deep pollen]

you press the same button you use to water and till land

[lavish basin]

You click, and that starts the fishing minigame

[lucid abyss]

Every time I do, I just reel it back in

No fish

[lavish basin]

You gotta be fast

[lucid abyss]

Ok

[lavish basin]

If you take too long the fish gets away

[deep pollen]

like the second you see the ! or hear the sound you gotta hit it

[lavish basin]

You got this brad, I believe in you

[lucid abyss]

I keep getting algae

[small bison]

i have 34 minerals n artifacts donated to my museum by spring 27 what do i do

[deep pollen]

eat it

good energy while fishing

[lavish basin]

^

[lucid abyss]

💀

[deep pollen]

it's like 13 energy I think

[lavish basin]

Something like that

[deep pollen]

pretty sure level 1 fishing is like 12 energy per cast

[lavish basin]

8

[lucid abyss]

Wait y’all weren’t joking?

[deep pollen]

well that's 5 positive

nah you can eat algae

[merry hawk]

what're the best spots to fish for the night fish bundle?

[lavish basin]

No lol, it gives back energy

[deep pollen]

if you hover your mouse over an item it'll show you stats for the item

[lavish basin]

Depends on the fish and where they can be caight

[small bison]

guys do i do melon or blueberry

[deep pollen]

both

[lavish basin]

Blueberry

[small bison]

wait actually should i mix it up and try some radishes

if in doubt, radish it out???

[merry hawk]

im trying to get the first night fishing bundle

[deep pollen]

radishes are no Bueno

very not worth it

[small bison]

how much do they sell for and how much do the seeds cost

[lucid abyss]

Sebastian hates my horseradish I found in the wild

[lavish basin]

Sebastian is silly

[subtle wigeon]

radishes are meta you've got to plant as many of them as you can

[deep pollen]

buy for 20 sell for 90 iirc

they're basically the parsnips of summer

[subtle wigeon]

sell them in the next season they will double in price due to the season difference

[lucid abyss]

Atleast robin likes my gift

[lavish basin]

Buy for 40

[lavish basin]

Thats not a thing lol

[deep pollen]

thoughts it was 20 🤷

[subtle wigeon]

yeah it is

[uncut island]

It’s not

[small bison]

oh, word?

[merry hawk]

where can i get Walleyes, Breams, and Eels?

[deep pollen]

this is NOT supply and demand

[lavish basin]

No its not

[lucid abyss]

I don’t think I’ll get the money in time

[small bison]

thats how much the seeds sell for when you sell them back through the box or pierre

[subtle wigeon]

it's one of the basic tips & tricks

[uncut island]

Walleye is the forest pond, bream is the river and eel is the ocean

[deep pollen]

you got this Brad

[uncut island]

Different weather conditions and times though

And seasons

[lavish basin]

Spreading misinformation to new people isnt fun

[cunning silo]

oh my Goodness gracious

[lavish basin]

Any ammount you help will get, dont worry

[merry hawk]

btw what happens with the fine if you dont have enough money to pay the passing out fee

[deep pollen]

fish until as late as you can and sell before the festival

[lavish basin]

You wont be charged

[uncut island]

What David said

[lucid abyss]

I got a smallmouth and a sunfish

[lavish basin]

You lose 10% of your money up to 1k

[small bison]

if you have 0g they wont take anything from you

[lavish basin]

If you have 0g you lose 0g

[deep pollen]

what time is it in game?

[small bison]

always be broke and they'll never charge you

[merry hawk]

ok i wont go broke

[uncut island]

That’s how math works

[lucid abyss]

7pm

[deep pollen]

keep going

go home at like 11pm

[small bison]

only liquidate your assets if you're not passing out every night

[merry hawk]

btw if you pass out do you get the half energy debuff like using up ur energy bar?

[deep pollen]

squeeze as much as you can

[lavish basin]

David + Obli =1 because if we're together I get cannonballed

[small bison]

go home at 12:30am sharp

[sullen helm]

Yall rate my fit

[uncut island]

That’s also how math works

[merry hawk]

dont want tomorrow to suck lol

[small bison]

where be that, lad?

[deep pollen]

do NOT listen to this person

[lucid abyss]

100/10

[small bison]

live on the wild side of life

be a little silly sometimes

[merry hawk]

wait will harvey take my fish

[small bison]

no

[merry hawk]

i dont trust you

[small bison]

harvey cant legally steal items from you

[merry hawk]

can someone trustworthy tell me if harvey will take my fish

[merry hawk]

i know he can

[small bison]

WHAT

[lucid abyss]

I’m getting better at fishing. And I got a 14 inch smallmouth

[merry hawk]

i just dunno if hell take my fish specifically

[small bison]

he wont though

[merry hawk]

i do not trust you

wait o ur a different person

[lucid abyss]

Running home

[merry hawk]

but i still ont trust you cus u said he cant take items

[sullen helm]

He took it to Marlon on purpose

[deep pollen]

remember to sell your fish when you get home

[small bison]

he cant take items

[lavish basin]

Well done Brad!

[lucid abyss]

In the crate?

[lavish basin]

Yeah

[merry hawk]

can i deposit stuff in CC bundles from my inventory lol

[lavish basin]

It will sell them overnight

[deep pollen]

mhm

[lavish basin]

Nah, gotta go there

[lucid abyss]

I got 180 in fish stocks

[deep pollen]

nah you can only check

[merry hawk]

oh god gotta hope harvey aint gonna take my fish

[deep pollen]

how much money do you have now Brad

[sullen helm]

I added marniefcker's shorts in potluck soup on purpose

[lucid abyss]

333

[lavish basin]

Thats enough for a couple more

[deep pollen]

that's 3 strawberries I think

[lavish basin]

You dont lose items when passing out

[merry hawk]

oh thank the lord

i remember seeing stuff about harvey taking loot

so idk

[lavish basin]

Only if you die

[merry hawk]

ahhhh that makes sense

fish time!

[lucid abyss]

You can die?

[deep pollen]

In the mines yes

[lavish basin]

Yea, there are monsters in the mines

[merry hawk]

in the mines yeah

the weird bugs eat u

[lucid abyss]

I have to restart if I die?

[lavish basin]

Nope

[merry hawk]

no

you just wake up next day in the hospital i think

[lavish basin]

The doctor will stitch you up

[deep pollen]

No you just lose a lil money and some items and wake up the next day

no you wake up the same day I'm sorry

[lavish basin]

You dont wake up the next day

Yeah

[deep pollen]

I forgo

[merry hawk]

where is the forest lake?

[lavish basin]

The forest doesnt have a lake

It has a river and a pond

[merry hawk]

pond yeah

same thing in my eyes

where does it

[lavish basin]

Under the travelling merchant

Theres a little pond

[merry hawk]

aight thanks

[lavish basin]

With a pier sorta

[merry hawk]

found it i think

near the wizard right

[lavish basin]

Yeah

[merry hawk]

ight

les get this fish!

i didnt get no fish

[lavish basin]

What were you trying to get

[merry hawk]

fish for the night fishing bundle

[sullen helm]

im blue da ba dee

[stark pivot]

Slay

[lavish basin]

Only the walleye can be found in that pond, but it has to be fall and raining

[sullen helm]

Do I look very hot in my beach fit?

[merry hawk]

looks like i gotta wait a bit for that then

[sullen helm]

Dont call me fat

[lavish basin]

Why do you repost this like 3 times a day

[small bison]

where this be from, me lad?

yarrg

[lucid abyss]

Why is the game telling me who is single?

[tacit plover]

Those are potential suitors

[sullen helm]

All the marriage candidates but dont marry emily

[tacit plover]

(Is suitor gender-neutral?)

[lavish basin]

Those are the marriage candidates

[tacit plover]

Why not-
Ohhh I get it

[modern magnet]

Fn crop fairy ruining the entire thing

Not its gonna be off schedule from the rest

[lucid abyss]

I can do marriage?!

[lavish basin]

Yeah, you can date and marry people

Even have kids

[tacit plover]

Or adopt

[lavish basin]

But kids are useless

[lucid abyss]

So? It’s still kids

[crude vessel]

you can plant mahogany seeds at the train station right

[lavish basin]

Yeah I know, I just wish there was more to them. They never really grow up or do anything

Yeah

[tacit plover]

They're little bundles of creepiness when you go to sleep but they're waiting by your bed at 1:00 because of a bug

[crude vessel]

shweet

[lucid abyss]

They are still cute

[lavish basin]

Very true

[deep pollen]

I wish to punt the children

[sullen helm]

I want the children to stay at stage 3

[lucid abyss]

What is stage 3?

[sullen helm]

When the baby can crawl around and play wkth toys

Thats the cutest stage

[deep pollen]

I wish for the babies to not exist

[lucid abyss]

Then they grow old and move out 😔

[deep pollen]

nope they just stay useless and take up space

[sullen helm]

They run around

[lucid abyss]

But be very cute

[sullen helm]

And even piss you off when they block the way

[deep pollen]

do they help on tbe farm?????

[sullen helm]

No

[lucid abyss]

Festival time

[deep pollen]

do they give me free child labour?????

do they go into the mines and fetch me coal?????

[lavish basin]

Yippeeee

[lucid abyss]

No one is dancing

[tacit plover]

I'd be fine with the kids taking care of 1 task (assignable)
like
water crops
harvest crops
gather truffles

[lavish basin]

It's an egg hunt, not the flower dance

[small bison]

wait guys i need a couple kids but don't want spouse. should i just use shane and dump him after?

[lucid abyss]

There’s a dance?

[lavish basin]

Yeah, later in spring

[deep pollen]

Brad would you like to win the egg hunt

[sullen helm]

No

[tacit plover]

Nooo think what that would do to him

[lavish basin]

If you have 4 hearts with one of the marriage candidates you can dance with them

[deep pollen]

he doesn't deserve happiness

[small bison]

i think the zeros and ones that respresent his sad portrait look better on the screen anyway

[tacit plover]

Why not

[deep pollen]

he sucks

[lucid abyss]

When do I start huntin eggs?

[small bison]

he socks omg

[tacit plover]

He depressed

[deep pollen]

gotta talk to Lewis

[small bison]

cant believe he sock

[deep pollen]

he starts the hunt

[deep pollen]

funniest jerma pfp person

[tacit plover]

Abigail cheats at it like her mom cheats on Pierre

[small bison]

honestly i am just as depressed as shane so i think i'd marry him to give him
hope then send him home

[lucid abyss]

I will get the most eggs and win the egg hunt

[small bison]

🫵

[lucid abyss]

What’s the fastest way to find eggs so I can be the egg champion

[deep pollen]

look up an egg hunt guide

[tacit plover]

Otherwise, gotta memorize and streamline from year to year

[lucid abyss]

Will it break my immersion?

[deep pollen]

not really

you just get a hat from winning its not that big of a deal

but who would pass up free drip

[lucid abyss]

I want that hat

[tacit plover]

Unless you really want the satisfaction of winning legitimately

[deep pollen]

Abigail is already a cheater who cares

could you not find ⬆️

[lucid abyss]

Might as well cheat against a cheater

[deep pollen]

😭

[small bison]

💀💀💀

[lavish basin]

So real

[tacit plover]

I have a preference

[deep pollen]

diagonal user bleh

\ \

[lucid abyss]

SHE CHEATED! I HAD 9 EGGS AND SHE FUCKING WON!

[tacit plover]

Toldja

[lucid abyss]

I will kill a child

[tacit plover]

She is not a child

[lucid abyss]

I will kill her then

I will kill her while she’s sleeping with MY hat

[lavish basin]

I support it

[tacit plover]

Careful of the wizard

[lucid abyss]

I squash him like a roach

[deep pollen]

RESTART THE DAY

BEAT HER

[lucid abyss]

Ok

[deep pollen]

Good job my child

such and injustice shall not be allowed to stand tall

[lucid abyss]

I have to memorize the layout

[small bison]

you got this Brad!!!

[deep pollen]

Brad is today your first day playing?

[lucid abyss]

Yesterday was

[deep pollen]

mm

[lucid abyss]

How do I pause during the egg hunt

[lavish basin]

I don't think you can

[lucid abyss]

Uh oh

[lavish basin]

Just gotta memorize the route

You got this brad

[pallid yacht]

go fast

[frank kayak]

9 eggs

[deep pollen]

you must get 10 my child

[tacit plover]

1. Pretend to be hedgehog
2. See egg
3. ????
4. WIN AND RUB IT IN ABIGAIL'S FACE

[lucid abyss]

I won my well deserved hat

[deep pollen]

LETS GOOO BRAD

[tacit plover]

YEAH

[lavish basin]

YAAYYYYYY

Congrats brad

[lucid abyss]

Ruined Abigail’s whole caree- I forgot strawberries

[deep pollen]

NONONONO

[lavish basin]

Noooo

[deep pollen]

BRAD NOOO

[small bison]

oh noooo

[tacit plover]

Nooooooo

[lucid abyss]

NOW I GOTTA RESET

[lavish basin]

Braaadddd

[small bison]

you can do this for a second time!!

[deep pollen]

You know the route now though

[lucid abyss]

Now I can rock her world twice!

[lavish basin]

You got this brad

Don't forget the strawberries

[tacit plover]

Remember strawberries

[lucid abyss]

I won’t

[tacit plover]

Uh-oh

[lucid abyss]

Just waiting for it to get ready

[deep pollen]

I wish the festival didn't end after you do the hunt

[lucid abyss]

And why is it 10pm?

[lavish basin]

Festivals take all day

[deep pollen]

ye

[lavish basin]

That's just how they work

[lucid abyss]

Got my strawberries, time to rock Abigail’s world

[lavish basin]

Let's go brad

[deep pollen]

if you mess up I'm literally going to sob

[tacit plover]

DO IT

...Win, not mess up/cause Thall to sob

[lucid abyss]

I got all 10 eggs

[deep pollen]

🔥

good job

[lucid abyss]

Get my straw hat and my strawberries

[lucid abyss]

Thanks

[deep pollen]

how many strawbs did you get

[lavish basin]

Congrats Brad

You did great!

[lucid abyss]

Only was able to get 3

[lucid abyss]

Thank you!

[deep pollen]

better than none

[lavish basin]

It's ok you can get more next year

[deep pollen]

after you get like 1k buy some potatoes

[lucid abyss]

Ok

[deep pollen]

just make sure you have at least 6 days before the season ends b4 you plant them

[lucid abyss]

It’s the 14th

[deep pollen]

I'm not sure how long it'll take you to make money 🤷

[lucid abyss]

I got a potato!

[lavish basin]

Try to make some money and plant some potatoes on the 22nd maybe

Like make money till the 22nd and spend it all on potato seeds

[deep pollen]

oh and if you haven't try to get all of the spring crops for the community center

[lavish basin]

Fishing is really good for making money early game

[lucid abyss]

I gotta finish the rat problem quest

[deep pollen]

I made like 4k on a good fishing day a little while ago

[lucid abyss]

Bro why is the community center so ominous

[small bison]

the monsters r in there

[lucid abyss]

How do I fight

Nothing is in here so far

[lavish basin]

There's no monsters in the community center don't worry

Only apple boys, but they're friendly

[lucid abyss]

So how do I investigate? I can’t click on anything

[lavish basin]

Have you interacted with that golden plaque on the left side?

[small bison]

the monsters are all in your head and how you fight them is you dont think of them

[lucid abyss]

No

[lavish basin]

Go check that out

[lucid abyss]

Ok, what is this creepy text?

[lavish basin]

That's all you can do today

Tomorrow you'll get a letter in the mail

Someone will help you read that language

[lucid abyss]

Ok, about to find Abigail to rub my hat in her face

[lavish basin]

[lucid abyss]

Maru hates meeee

[lavish basin]

Screw maru

[lucid abyss]

But I like her

[lavish basin]

Well you know what

She loves strawberries

So when they grow, you can give them to her

[lucid abyss]

speedruns growing strawberries

[lavish basin]

[lucid abyss]

I’m skipping so many days

[lavish basin]

Don't do thaatt

That's bad

[lucid abyss]

I got green beans

Ok, now there’s a girl stopping my path to victory

[lavish basin]

You could be fishing for money, or mining instead of skipping days

[lucid abyss]

I got a dog, and named it after you

[lavish basin]

Idk whether to be happy or not

[normal light]

this wizard dude gave me an unknown substance

[lucid abyss]

I love my dog

[lavish basin]

Now you can read junimo

[normal light]

Hip, Hip, Hooray!

/j

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😡

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MY DOG RAN AWAY