stardew-valley

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[narrow ingot]

i married penny

[fickle orbit]

i feel like people leave the bulletin board to last because it has no theme

[narrow ingot]

and vincent is saying that he wants to marry penny

[narrow ingot]

it does

[fickle orbit]

its hard to keep track of what you need to do for it

[narrow pebble]

Lol you know that he's just a kid-

[narrow ingot]

its about specific villagers

[narrow ingot]

yes

[noble drift]

its just random items

[narrow ingot]

i mean

[fickle orbit]

well yeah i meant no theme as in no theme that directly correlates to a season

[narrow ingot]

the bundles themselves

are themed

but the general bulletin board isnt

[noble drift]

never has wizard asked for rabbits foot and oak resein in my expierence

[narrow pebble]

It actually sorta is?
I mean each package in it

It overall doesn't have a theme though

[fickle orbit]

yes but the other bundle themes help you gather them easier. the bulletin bowrd bundle themes have nothing to do with how you get those iitems

[noble drift]

hardest thing out of the things i need is a rabbits foot

[narrow ingot]

yeah

each bundle is like it's own cc room

[narrow pebble]

I still don't remember how but I really got it lol

[noble drift]

oh i also need fruit thats the something else but i have my apple and the other fruit i needed growing in green house

those should be done in a couple stardew daysz

[narrow pebble]

laughs in fruit bats

[noble drift]

at VERY worst i complete cc by early fall

but im shooting for mid-late summer

(y2)

[narrow pebble]

You're on the first year?

[narrow ingot]

i did it fall 3 year 2

fall 3 is the most common time to finish it

[small bison]

whos the easiest to marry

[surreal epoch]

Bats are nice cuz you get a mushroom cave on ginger island

[noble drift]

shane

[narrow pebble]

I just did it on fall year 2 a couple of days ago

[narrow ingot]

as apple trees

[dusky hill]

Shane

[narrow ingot]

shane has dirt cheap loved gifts

[surreal epoch]

Leah likes driftwood and salad

[noble drift]

im gonna beat that

[small bison]

thanks, i'll marry him for the stardrop them divorce him

[noble drift]

what was you missing

[narrow pebble]

We'll see

[narrow ingot]

bruh

u doing a perfection speedrun

[narrow pebble]

That's cruel

[noble drift]

it depends if my rabbits want to produce a rabbits foot

i wish i could just chop my rabbits leg off

[narrow pebble]

Poor Shane getting manipulated like that

[noble drift]

that would make it easier

[surreal epoch]

Is divorce only possible by wiping memories

[small bison]

i need to be single for my plan to work

[fickle orbit]

no, you can just divorce them

[narrow pebble]

WAIT WHAT HOW DID YOU JOIN YESTERDAY AND ARE ALREADY PURPLE

[marble plume]

you divorce and then they hate you, you wipe memory so they stop hating you

[small bison]

ask @teal vapor

[teal vapor]

hiss

[narrow pebble]

Kat how

[noble drift]

shoo kat we dont need to know how

[teal vapor]

(if you leave server and rejoin they give you your roles back)

[narrow pebble]

Ah

[surreal epoch]

Divorce and memory wipe so you can marry the entire town 👍

[narrow pebble]

I was expecting some kat secret wisdom

Lol

[noble drift]

yeah LIRAZ

[small bison]

oym a li'le tea pot shor and stout

[teal vapor]

idk why inkz dragged me in specifically

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[noble drift]

delete this and go to seasoned farmers

[narrow pebble]

Why did I look

[small bison]

my other ping pick was permabanned .(

[narrow pebble]

added to the list of things I got spoiled

[fickle orbit]

pls delete that

[teal vapor]

bruh

[narrow pebble]

The list gets bigger every day

[noble drift]

and delete this

[fickle orbit]

its spoilers

[narrow pebble]

Is that a spoiler too

Whyyyyyyy

[fickle orbit]

that arent allowed here

[noble drift]

post cc content isnt allowed in new farmers

[fickle orbit]

please stop spoiling shit for the love of god

[noble drift]

no matter what

[small bison]

when you complete the joja form you get to take a big juicy bite out of a junimo

[narrow pebble]

You can't reply to a message saying it's a spoiler with another spoiler (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

[surreal epoch]

I won't say how to get them

But that is where

[noble drift]

it doesnt matter

[narrow pebble]

What on earth

[teal vapor]

please read the damn pins

[small bison]

oh btw <@&239770080378880001> major spoilers scroll up

[fickle orbit]

its still spoilers my guy

[narrow pebble]

But you can't talk about it here

[noble drift]

rip liraz

[narrow pebble]

Please just go to #stardew-spoilers

[noble drift]

go drink some bleach liraz it will make you forget /j

[narrow pebble]

Yes please

[west hearth]

ope

[narrow pebble]

The amount of 1.5 content I got spoiled before getting to play it keeps growing

Hi Beth!

Damn that slow mode timer is huge

[west hearth]

hey!

[noble drift]

shoo BETH we dont need people from TOWN SQUARE in here

[narrow pebble]

Nooo don't shoo her

[noble drift]

this chat isnt big enough for the two of us

[west hearth]

?????

i’ve been chatting in here for a few days 😭

[narrow pebble]

Lol yeah

[noble drift]

sure...

[surreal epoch]

Alr if anyone has a question I will just say "erm 1.5 spoiler 🤓"

[narrow pebble]

How are you?

[small bison]

guys seasoned farmers is way better we have better farmland over there

[noble drift]

better stop myself while im ahead or ima get a warning

[noble drift]

dont be mad you was literally saying post cc spoilers

[west hearth]

what the heck 😭

[noble drift]

beth im soooo sorry /s

[west hearth]

i’m doing good, hbu?

it’s ok kinam 💀 LOL

[narrow pebble]

Just because you know it doesn't mean it's fine to spoil everyone else and nobody else cares
There's a reason this is a spoiler free channel :/

[west hearth]

it just caught me off guard AHAHAH

just know if i see u in town square i’m gonna have you stick em up……

[open wagon]

qwq

drama

[noble drift]

what drama

[surreal epoch]

But now they have an incentive to finish the cc to unlock 1.5 content

[open wagon]

Doesn’t matter it’s still a spoiler

You’re missing the whole point

[narrow pebble]

I'm crying over the things I got spoiled list getting bigger every day xD

Lol but I'm doing alright

[noble drift]

hey liraz

[narrow ingot]

What got spoiled

[noble drift]

big spoiler incoming

[stark bluff]

yeah please take the post cc content to seasoned farmers

[narrow pebble]

I can't say it xD

[noble drift]

well some people decided to talk about post cc content and wouldnt stop

[narrow pebble]

xD

[noble drift]

||you get a dog or a cat when you make a bit of money||

better not unspoil that

[narrow pebble]

Is that safe to read-

[narrow ingot]

No

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[narrow ingot]

Its post opening game

[chilly helm]

hi liraz

[surreal epoch]

||Your grandpa dies||

[narrow pebble]

xD

[narrow pebble]

Neonnn hiiiiiiii

[chilly helm]

hi bethy wethy

[narrow pebble]

Did you see my new rank

[noble drift]

i actually didnt notice that

shame liraz SHAME

[west hearth]

heyyy

[noble drift]

youve chatted TOO MUCH

[chilly helm]

LIRAZ HOW.

IVE BEEN HERE FOR LONGER THAN YOU-

[narrow pebble]

Lmao

[narrow pebble]

[dusky hill]

Ayyye Neon's back

[chilly helm]

LIRAZ PLEASE- BROS WORSE THAN ME AND I STAY UP ALL NIGHT

[chilly helm]

wsp mel

[nimble harness]

bro how Liraz

[west hearth]

i need to get my moo moos soon

[narrow pebble]

I'm dying xD

[narrow pebble]

Hiiiiiii!

[chilly helm]

bro liraz im barely past level 15-

[west hearth]

i got all my chickens…. but no moos yet

[chilly helm]

physically how

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[nimble harness]

Member since October 5th What

[noble drift]

just sold some truffles and boy

[narrow ingot]

Which one is more, infinite $20 bills or infinite $1

[nimble harness]

neither

[narrow pebble]

Lol I'm just addicted to the chat xD

[chilly helm]

theyre the same

[open wagon]

[narrow pebble]

Y'all are just so nice

[narrow ingot]

If you answer infinite $20, follow up question, which is heavier a kg of bricks or kg of feathers

[open wagon]

The same

[noble drift]

gotta be bricks since nobody knows what a KG is

atleast in america

[covert rose]

Bruh there’s nobody the Lfg for this game

[obtuse arch]

kilogram

[chilly helm]

who in here tryna co-op speedrun LOL

[nimble harness]

GD update pounds

[fickle orbit]

||sdv is about farming||

[nimble harness]

otherwise known as none

[obtuse arch]

thats a lot of feathers

[narrow pebble]

Lol in here we use KG xD

[narrow ingot]

Yeah i always measure things in bald eagles per school shootings

[fickle orbit]

dont uncensor that - massive spoilers

[noble drift]

yeah do that

[nimble harness]

||parsnips are the first crop you get||

[chilly helm]

||sdv is about murdering people||

[narrow pebble]

[narrow ingot]

Esp lewis

[noble drift]

better not liraz

[chilly helm]

like he said - massive spoilers

[narrow pebble]

Lol xD

[chilly helm]

liraz dont do it ‼️

[narrow pebble]

Lmao

[noble drift]

guys guys

how do you pronounce liraz

[obtuse arch]

the kilogram of feathers is heavier because you have to deal with the weight of the guilt of what you did to those birds

[narrow ingot]

why do you wait until night to call it a day

[noble drift]

i pronounce it lear az

[narrow ingot]

mid joke, but always a classic. 7/10

[narrow pebble]

Yep it's exactly how you're supposed to do it xD

[fickle orbit]

those chickens had it coming fr, they should be happy i stopped at feathers

[narrow ingot]

thats an actual spoiler

[chilly helm]

i thought it was leer uh z

[narrow ingot]

and its also post cc

[narrow pebble]

It's like Lee-raz

[chilly helm]

guyhs what should i get from doordash- chick fil a or whataburger

[noble drift]

what

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[nimble harness]

Chicken's foot
+17 Luck when held

[noble drift]

better get taco tico

[narrow pebble]

I'm hungry now xD

[chilly helm]

what even is that

[noble drift]

cant get chick fil a since its a SUNDAY

[obtuse arch]

apples and peanutbutter

[nimble harness]

Chicken's foot

[chilly helm]

FUCK I FORGOT ITS SUNDAY

[obtuse arch]

HA

[chilly helm]

GOD DAMN IT I FUCKING HATE CHICK FIL A

[nimble harness]

lmayo

[chilly helm]

whatever ill just order the entire menu on monday

[narrow pebble]

Lmao "lmayo"

[nimble harness]

I'll have *casually starts rapping

[noble drift]

hey liraz

[obtuse arch]

you only ever want chick fil a on sundays

[chilly helm]

fr

[noble drift]

whats your wpm

[narrow pebble]

I don't know if that pun was intended

[chilly helm]

DUDE I SWEAR-

[narrow pebble]

My what now

[noble drift]

word per minute

[nimble harness]

it was ex dee

[narrow pebble]

Oh lol

[obtuse arch]

slow

[chilly helm]

HOLY SHIT W WHATABURGER

[noble drift]

better not be anything below 100 man

[chilly helm]

FREE MEDIUM FRIES!?!??!!!??!

[narrow pebble]

I forgot but why are you asking xD

[noble drift]

i gotta know man

[chilly helm]

my wpm is like 198

[narrow pebble]

Fine I'll do a test

[noble drift]

its IMPORTANT

[narrow pebble]

But I don't want to miss the conversation xD

[nimble harness]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-you-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-gif-20849744

[chilly helm]

last time i checked atleast

[zenith otter]

I forgot. How to select things on this laptop
Like the. Parsnip box
Do I just click it?

[narrow pebble]

Hmm should I do it on mobile or on PC

[noble drift]

better than me but my friend is still better

[narrow pebble]

What do you mean?

[noble drift]

press x

[narrow pebble]

What's the parsnip box?

sdvpufferwaah

[chilly helm]

LIRAZ STOP-

[nimble harness]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[chilly helm]

WHY AM I GETTING FLAMED TODAY

[zenith otter]

Thankyou I haven't played in a while and I forgot the controls

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[noble drift]

i also use laptop so

[narrow pebble]

I have a desktop :P

Although a really bad one

[fickle orbit]

press f to pay respects

[nimble harness]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-shadow-the-hedgehog-minor-spelling-mistake-i-win-gif-24018097

[noble drift]

i have a really bad laptop

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[noble drift]

literally worst consumer grade cpu

[narrow pebble]

Intel Atom?

[noble drift]

but its still alright

[fickle orbit]

been there done that

[noble drift]

gotta check my specs again but i have a friend whos a computer nerd and said i have the worst consumer grade cpu

[fickle orbit]

intel i3 3th gen

[nimble harness]

Fat Mac running Windows 2000

[narrow pebble]

Intel i0

[noble drift]

my laptop can run stardew fine suprisingly

[narrow pebble]

-1 gen

[chilly helm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821971471240134676/858226598872219668/caption.gif

[nimble harness]

intel i-4

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[chilly helm]

14? hold on i got a meme for that

[noble drift]

i have alright ram as long as i don run chrome

shoo roblox!

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[noble drift]

gotta get it out of here

(nobody who plays that game is funny i know from playing it)

[nimble harness]

https://tenor.com/view/ducktales-ducktales2017-beware-the-buddy-system-officer-arrest-this-man-gif-21874288

[noble drift]

better watch out man

[chilly helm]

whataburger delivery fee is 6 dollars

[noble drift]

if you say something SLIGHTLY wrong you get it from bouncer

[noble drift]

what state

[chilly helm]

us

[nimble harness]

@ConcernedAp e

[noble drift]

nice state

[chilly helm]

https://tenor.com/view/yoshi-yobruz-yobruztv-gif-25812004

[narrow pebble]

For a second I didn't realize the "officer" was made of cardboard and was confused on how they just sort of bended strangely

[chilly helm]

oh nvm

im only payin 19.97 😎

[narrow pebble]

Sir do you want to die

[noble drift]

WOAH

WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU ORDER

[chilly helm]

||yes||

[noble drift]

A SMALL BURGER ANDA SMALL FRY?

[chilly helm]

no its a whataburger meal w medium fries, and a medium root beer

[noble drift]

might be kansas's food tax why its expensive here

[nimble harness]

@hearty flint he did it
get 'im

[open wagon]

Yoshi is a massive W

[noble drift]

9% food tax

[narrow pebble]

You're going to accidentally do it without the space one time

I'm telling you
And you'll regret it

[obtuse arch]

he will see

and he will judge

[fickle orbit]

it would turn blue and be very obvious

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[chilly helm]

ok guys my food will be here in approx 5:00-5:10 pm my time

[open wagon]

I love Yoshi

[chilly helm]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[noble drift]

thats a long time

[chilly helm]

sadly

[noble drift]

its 4:29 pm right man

[chilly helm]

but hes only getting paid like 3 dollars bc im a fucking cheapskate

[nimble harness]

#stardew-valley message

[fickle orbit]

no i mean it would turn blue while typing and they can correct it very easily

[narrow pebble]

12:29 am here lol I didn't even notice the clock 0_0

[fickle orbit]

its edited

[narrow pebble]

visible confusion

[fickle orbit]

if you edit a message to ping someone it doesnt actually ping them

[noble drift]

im tempted to ping him for the jokes but i know thats an instant ban

[chilly helm]

time to wait 30 minutes to eat my 5 minutes worth of food!!!! :D

[marble raptor]

just got a strange ||capsule||...what is it?

[nimble harness]

@solar shell

[narrow pebble]

You don't want to do that lol

[chilly helm]

its going to eat you

[fickle orbit]

leave it be

[narrow pebble]

Lmao

[marble raptor]

[noble drift]

it will eat your crops

[chilly helm]

then ur save file gets deleted

[noble drift]

better sell that QUICK

[narrow pebble]

Why did I look
I never got that

[chilly helm]

gg bro

[narrow pebble]

Adds to the list of things I got spoiled and it's my fault now

[fickle orbit]

its of 0 importance

[noble drift]

liraz

STOP LOOKING AT SPOILERS

[narrow pebble]

Lol

I'm laughing and crying at the same time

[marble raptor]

spoiler tags look extra tempting tbh

[narrow pebble]

Ikr

[chilly helm]

fr tho 😭

[dusky hill]

literallyyyyy

[nimble harness]

ima get banned in 3

[chilly helm]

brb

[nimble harness]

2

[narrow pebble]

Lmao the timing

[nimble harness]

1

[narrow pebble]

Please don't-

[nimble harness]

OK FINE INFINITY HAMMER THE EDIT

[narrow pebble]

How could you do that to me

[dull pagoda]

mods

[noble drift]

thought it was something in real life

[narrow pebble]

Such a massive spoiler

[dull pagoda]

arrest that man

[noble drift]

not stardew

[narrow pebble]

How dare you it's literally all of the 1.5 content in one message

[noble drift]

i got bamboozled

[narrow pebble]

It's also everything I haven't seen

[noble drift]

i got fooled

how COULD I

[narrow pebble]

xD

[narrow pebble]

Lmao the edit

The irony of me editing it and adding "the edit" while laughing at the edit

[dull pagoda]

out of topic but whoever made soup has to win a nobel prize ong

my house smells delicious

[surreal epoch]

Hmm is 1.5 spoilers if the birds are on the intro game screen??

[nimble harness]

#stardew-valley message

[surreal epoch]

Big brain

[chilly helm]

im back

[narrow pebble]

Hiii

[chilly helm]

heyyy

omg kat is in jojamart

[noble drift]

cereal isnt a soup

[chilly helm]

lets go boycott her

[narrow pebble]

Huh?

[nimble harness]

WAIT WHAT

[chilly helm]

YOURE WRONG

[narrow pebble]

Wait jojamart is a channel?

[noble drift]

im right

[chilly helm]

no the voice call

[chilly helm]

STOP THE ACTUAL CAP.

[narrow pebble]

Yeah I meant a channel on the discord xD

[noble drift]

its not soup

cereal is cereal

not soup

[narrow pebble]

I'm afraid of voice chats

[noble drift]

yeah be afraid

[chilly helm]

DONT BE

join frfr

[noble drift]

use that fear and do nothing with it

[spark crane]

Yes be

[noble drift]

we will all hate your voice

[narrow pebble]

Yelling at me don't be doesn't calm me down xD

[spark crane]

Bruh

[noble drift]

we will all despise you after knowing your voice

[narrow pebble]

That doesn't help too xD

[chilly helm]

dont be scared

[narrow pebble]

Noooo

[noble drift]

better not join liraz

[narrow pebble]

xD

[spark crane]

Kinam bro what's your problem

[noble drift]

no problem man

[spark crane]

[narrow pebble]

It's the bouncer

[spark crane]

Ya

[narrow pebble]

Quick, run, hide
Actually why

[spark crane]

Smh

[noble drift]

just dont join liraz

[narrow pebble]

Hmm industry rat gif

[spark crane]

Brruh

[noble drift]

they are talking about lots of post cc content there

[narrow pebble]

Nvm I misunderstood your message xD

Seems like you aren't joining too 👀

[noble drift]

because man

if i was to join how smart would that be

[chilly helm]

theres no post cc content hes lying liraz

[noble drift]

telling you not to join but meanwhile im joining

[chilly helm]

who do u trust more me or the guy whos been bullying you

[noble drift]

im no LIAR

we can all trust kinam

[narrow pebble]

Lol good point

[noble drift]

i have not been bullying liraz

[narrow pebble]

Kinam why are you bullying me xD

[chilly helm]

plus you dont HAVE to talk

[noble drift]

its more of a joking around thing

[narrow pebble]

I know lol

But other people started getting me worried xD

For real lol

How dare you

Okay that joke got old xD

[nimble harness]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-stardew-valley-stradewtok-rcjuk-marnie-gif-14557651262800891262

[narrow pebble]

What on earth xD

[noble drift]

repost it man it didnt get old!

_I}#U)(H{"AEFIO}{q\1

[narrow pebble]

What's with the random letters

[noble drift]

that last part was a mistake

[narrow pebble]

Lmao

[chilly helm]

man what the (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[noble drift]

my computer does this thing where when i press enter it creates an empty row of text instead of sending

[chilly helm]

SPOILERS BRUH

[narrow pebble]

Dude

xD

[noble drift]

dont listen to liraz

[surreal epoch]

Idk why lewis doesn't pipe Marnie at his place instead of a bush

[narrow pebble]

That is actually post cc but I think it was pretty obvious so eh xD

[noble drift]

no its not

[narrow pebble]

Wait I actually don't know the name of that sword lol

I just saw someone say inf- one time

I don't actually know how that sword you get later on is called

I don't think that's the name of the sword

[noble drift]

good job

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[nimble harness]

@spare lava I'm disturbing the peace

[noble drift]

better not let hired see that man

wow man

a brave soldier

[narrow pebble]

Uhhh I don't think you should tag them for no reason

[nimble harness]

@narrow ingot #stardew-valley message

[narrow pebble]

Does it actually do anything?

Or only in DM?

[noble drift]

a brave soldier indeed

[keen torrent]

How do you get to ginger island?

[narrow pebble]

It's late game

[noble drift]

NOTHING

[proud pivot]

Pretty sure tagging the bouncer is essentially the same as pinging the mod role as a whole.

[noble drift]

DONT ASK

[nimble harness]

shh
it never existed

[narrow pebble]

Y2SU you are in trouble

You just pinged concernedape 5 times basically

Lmao

[regal sandal]

bro its not a real thing

[proud pivot]

(well CA isn't in the mod role)

[narrow pebble]

I know I know but tagging all of them

[proud pivot]

Highly likely he just has notifications off anyways

[noble drift]

oh yeah for sure

[narrow pebble]

He does appear when tagged sometimes actually

[noble drift]

no sane popular game dev has notifs on

[narrow pebble]

Good point xD

[nimble harness]

oh?

[narrow pebble]

The last time he dropped a carrot

Check it

[noble drift]

what who said that

sure wasnt me

[narrow pebble]

Well whatever that someone was definitely should have deleted that xD

Soooo kinam how are things going

I'm getting bored :/

[chilly helm]

join vc

were talking about the literal most random non spoiler shit ever to exist

[narrow pebble]

I have vc-phobia

[noble drift]

i have still yet to start doing stuff in stardew valley

[chilly helm]

not anymore

[narrow pebble]

Lol I'll just be on mute though

[proud pivot]

I've never joined VC on this server, I wonder how cringe everyone is

[chilly helm]

fine by me :D

[narrow pebble]

Is English your native language by the way?

[narrow pebble]

xD

[chilly helm]

yep

[narrow pebble]

Then no wonder you feel comfortable

I do know to type English well but... I mean yeah I can speak but I barely do it

So I don't think I can do it well

It's why I'm really anxious of joining vc

[noble drift]

how do you pronounce eme

dont look it up

[narrow pebble]

Hmm i just read the beginning like em
And the eh

[nimble harness]

second

[narrow pebble]

Why do you keep doing that every day xD

[nimble harness]

my mental patience exercise

[chilly helm]

19 more minutes until my food arrives :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[noble drift]

its clearly e-me

people say its EEM like in BEAM

BUT NO ITS E-ME

ITS NOT EEM

[narrow pebble]

Nice :)
Gah you're making me hungry xD

[noble drift]

now that you know how to pronounce that

how do you pronounce

[narrow pebble]

I read it as eh meh

[noble drift]

emetovdluocouykniht

[narrow pebble]

I-

Eh me toe vee dee luoco uee kniht

[noble drift]

WRONG

[nimble harness]

emepire

[noble drift]

fine i will give an easier one

[narrow pebble]

I know

[noble drift]

emetovtondesaelp

[narrow pebble]

So much easier ofc

It's simple
emetovtondesaelp

[noble drift]

wrong

[narrow ingot]

SPOILER

[stark bluff]

last warning no more spoiler talk from anyone in here

[narrow ingot]

SPOILER IN CHAT

[noble drift]

when was the first warning

[narrow pebble]

Wait so it was an actual spoiler? Damn

[narrow ingot]

what did u think

[narrow ingot]

like 20 minutes ago

[narrow pebble]

I guess kinam helped me feel better about getting spoiled by pretending it wasn't one

[narrow ingot]

dw

its super late game

and its not that important

[noble drift]

ohh wait

[narrow ingot]

just knowing the name of the swod

[narrow pebble]

It's okay I'm not crying
Do you know how long my list of things I got spoiled is now

[noble drift]

i had that mixed up with ||galaxy sword||

[narrow ingot]

same textures are soo similar

[narrow pebble]

Is it safe to look-

[noble drift]

maybe

anyways its pronounced

[narrow ingot]

do you have a prismatic shard

if so yes

else no

[noble drift]

e-muh tawv toned e-suh elp

[narrow ingot]

do you also have desert repaired

[narrow pebble]

The ||desert|| repaired? Lol

[noble drift]

better repair the desert

[narrow pebble]

You can repair a bus but not the entire ||desert||

[nimble harness]

shh

[nimble harness]

delete that

[noble drift]

dont

[nimble harness]

they need to know what needs to be repaired

[noble drift]

dont delete it

[spark crane]

Tehe

[nimble harness]

and it is not the bus

[noble drift]

better not delete it man!

[spark crane]

[noble drift]

else ima get spoiled

[narrow pebble]

Okay this is getting tiring

[spark crane]

[nimble harness]

can i talk about pre-cc in #stardew-spoilers or no

[narrow pebble]

Can we please just stop talking about spoilers

[narrow pebble]

Yes

Just beware that things can be spoiled without spoiler tags there

[nimble harness]

I'm going for fishing tank rn

[noble drift]

dont step a foot in there

[nimble harness]

it's winter so i have nothing better to do

[narrow pebble]

Yeah I also wouldn't do that xD

But you seem to already know a lot of late game stuff anyways

[shell panther]

How do I get money while starting? My crops aren't ready yet so all I'm doing is fishing and idk if that's what I should do

[noble drift]

i really dont know why people think fish tank is hard

its the 3rd easiest set of bundles

behind vault and boiler room

[surreal epoch]

Fishing or mining

[narrow pebble]

I always thought the foraging one was the easiest

[gaunt lion]

Mainly selling fish, foragables and gems when it comes to Year 1 Spring before you get your first harvest

[surreal epoch]

On Bad luck days just chop trees or forage

[gaunt lion]

Fish is prolly the most efficient money-wise at the start

[shell panther]

Does it matter how many days pass

[gaunt lion]

For what

[shell panther]

Idk just in general

[gaunt lion]

Well every 28 days the Season changes
It becomes a New Year when Winter ends
Certain things happen on certain dates and days
Lots of things require a certain amount of days to pass to do something
Etc

[surreal epoch]

Early on I would skip bad luck days sometimes

[gaunt lion]

The game lasts forever so you aren’t going to just stop being able to play one day but things will be only be available in certain situations

Like all Seasons have unique crops, or NPC schedules change under different circumstances, days, weathers, seasons, Etc

[gaunt lion]

Or just.. chop down trees and interact with NPCs or clear out your farm

[surreal epoch]

Depends on what you want to do

If I needed a mining run I would skip until I got a good luck day

[shell panther]

[hushed galleon]

Quick question what happens is your statue of perfection gets stuck in a unreachable space ( like the wall behind Grandpas grave thing)😶

[shell panther]

I see

[gaunt lion]

There’s usually always a thing to do so skipping days sounds just kind of wasteful unless your speedrunning

Especially since things have time-limits and ideally you do things sooner rather than later date-wise

[hushed galleon]

Does it just get stuck there permanently or not? 😬

[gaunt lion]

If it’s placed I think it’s just stuck because the game thinks you have it

I know if the game thinks you’ve lost it you can get another one at the shrine

[proud pivot]

The game should give you a new one if you lose the original by interacting with the strine again.

So restart the game, and interact with the shrine again.

[hushed galleon]

Alright

[gaunt lion]

There’s not really a point in skipping days

If it’s a bad luck day you can gather resources and such
If it’s a good luck day you can go caving and such

Plus ideally you do things like talk with NPCs, check on animals, water plants, pick up loose foragables, and Etc Daily

[hushed galleon]

Ok it’s good now thanks!

[gaunt lion]

Especially if you’re someone who likes to be efficient

[chilly helm]

GUYS

GUYS MY WHATABURGER IS HERE

@narrow pebble >:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[narrow pebble]

:D

[carmine frigate]

Can someone help me? I don't know if I should divorce Shane 😭

[gaunt lion]

Do you like him

[carmine frigate]

Yes, but I'm sick of him talking about how he would like to drink beer and repetitive lines

I was thinking about marrying Elliot or Harvey instead

[gaunt lion]

I mean all NPCs just repeat the same lines eventually

[carmine frigate]

Yes, I know lmao

[plucky bane]

could probably get a dialogue mod

[carmine frigate]

Unfortunately, I can't download mods, I play on Xbox 😭👍🏻

[plucky bane]

ah..

[narrow ingot]

WAIT

THIS IS NEW FARMERS

[plucky bane]

lmao

[narrow ingot]

OMFG

[carmine frigate]

Is there any problem talking here if it's something more advanced?

[drowsy vortex]

hello I am a pharmer

[narrow ingot]

it was post cc

[drowsy vortex]

and fisherman

[dusky notch]

Wait so can you upgrade the cabins like you would do for your house?

[gaunt lion]

Like a Pharmacist or Misspelled Farmer?

[gaunt lion]

Yeah
You need upgraded houses to marry NPCs, all Cabins can be upgraded the same amount as the main hosieb

[dusky notch]

Oh thank god lol

I’m struggling with my mayo and cheese empire

[proud pivot]

Just a warning, in case you misunderstand...

Only the player that occupies the cabin can upgrade it.

[narrow ingot]

use sheds

[proud pivot]

You, as a solo player, cannot build a cabin and then upgrade it.

[gaunt lion]

I just use the barn and coop itself to store Mayo and Cheese machines

[dusky notch]

OHHHH

oops

[keen torrent]

How do u get foargey up

[proud pivot]

Chopping trees/Stumps, and picking up forage.
Growing the Seasonal Seeds yields the same forage xp as normal foraging, so ti's a good way to get xp quickly if you have free space on your farm.

[gaunt lion]

Pick up foragables
Chop down Trees/Stumps

Those are the main two
Chopping stumps and fallen trees is the most XP, then trees, then foragables

[dusky notch]

I have a stupid amount of cheese and mayo makers. I was hoping I could store those in another house. I can place the makers across the valley right?

[proud pivot]

The seeds take 7 days to grow, and self-sustain/multiply themselves through their crafting recipes.

[proud pivot]

You can place them pretty much anywhere, just be mindful of NPC pathing.
You can also just put the machines in the Barns/Coops themselves. Animals don't care about their personal space.

[fickle orbit]

yes, as long as they are not in the way of another villager

[gaunt lion]

Yeah but if an NPC walks into it they will destroy it

Your better off using farm buildings for storing machines

For Cheese and Mayo I just put them inside the Barn/Coop for easy access
You can also buy Sheds and upgrade them and those have a bunch of space

[fickle orbit]

in which case they will break it

[dusky notch]

Yeah I have too many animals to put them in the barns/coops themselves. I can convert the quarry right?

[keen torrent]

How do you get a skull key

[gaunt lion]

You can have a full barn/coop and have plenty of space for machines

[gaunt lion]

Reach the bottom of the mines

Almost all of your questions are easily answered via the wiki

[fickle orbit]

yes

[gaunt lion]

Also there are better sources of money than cheese and Mayo if you aren’t aware

[drowsy vortex]

yes

[dusky notch]

I have a whole greenhouse of ancient fruit with the quality fertilizer with kegs and casks. I like the mayo and cheese stuff so that stuff is just play money for me at this point lol

[lavish basin]

Why quality fertilizer?

Crop quality doesn't affect wine quality

[gaunt lion]

Also doesn’t fertiliser only affect the first harvest of a multi-Harvest plant

[fickle orbit]

• fertilizer doesnt affect crops that gives fruit without needing replants

it only affects the first harvest

[proud pivot]

It effects every harvest. But only effects the single crop you PICK (so for example, Blueberries yield you 3+ per plant. Only the one you physically picked gets the benefit, the other 2+ that fall off will be regular quality)

[lavish basin]

No, it affects every harvest, it's only if it gives more than 1 crop, it only affects the first one iirc

Vinyl said it better

[gaunt lion]

How much does Ancient Fruit give per Harvest

[proud pivot]

1

[lavish basin]

1 fruit

[gaunt lion]

Noted

[narrow ingot]

yeah

i dont know where that mandela effect came from

[keen torrent]

What's the mysterious seed you get from the witch?

[fickle orbit]

its bcs thats the case with speed gro

[proud pivot]

Likely just misunderstanding the mechanic I said.

[narrow ingot]

what

what mystery seed

[remote cedar]

yo im a lil confused

[gaunt lion]

Do you mean the Void Egg?

[remote cedar]

when do I plant rare seed

[gaunt lion]

Fall

Start of Fall

[keen torrent]

It's a random seed

[remote cedar]

day 1 of fall?

[keen torrent]

Red bag

[proud pivot]

You mean the traveling car lady?

[lavish basin]

You have to plant it within the first 4 days

[keen torrent]

Yea

[remote cedar]

oh thats the rare seed

yeah its the same one im talking about

[narrow ingot]

yeah

[gaunt lion]

Rare Seed takes 24 Days to Grow and only grows in Fall

[proud pivot]

I don't think she's supposed to be a which.
Anyways, it's a high value crop you can grow in Fall. Takes like...25 days to grow though?

[narrow ingot]

first day of fall

[remote cedar]

24

[gaunt lion]

Rare Seed gives Sweet Gem Berries

[proud pivot]

24.5, final offer

[narrow ingot]

the person that asked about rare seed and person that asked about witch are two different ppl

[gaunt lion]

Wiki says 24

[dusky notch]

OH LOL well that was my bad then

[narrow ingot]

24.25 final offer

[remote cedar]

yeah but we're both talking about the rare seed lol

[remote cedar]

24.24 take it or leave it

[narrow ingot]

oh

wait witch gives that to you?

[lavish basin]

24.12

[remote cedar]

no

[gaunt lion]

I would like to know why Jac called Rare Seed: “Mysterious Seed” and Travelling Merchant: “Witch”

[narrow ingot]

where

[proud pivot]

No, they thought the cart lady was a which

[remote cedar]

you buy it from the cart for 1k

cant get it otherwise

[proud pivot]

Probablty becuase she seems magical I guess

[gaunt lion]

600g-1Kg
It alters

[narrow ingot]

whenever i ask about mysterious red substances from women i never get an answer

[remote cedar]

I googled the sprite and to be fair, I get it.

[proud pivot]

[remote cedar]

no image perms :(

[gaunt lion]

She’s just got Green hair and cool earrings

[keen torrent]

Mhm

[remote cedar]

and a cool cart n pig

[gaunt lion]

That’s not witchy that’s just being cool

[keen torrent]

I need a iron pixaxe to go to the bottom of the mines

[remote cedar]

like if a which flew a sleigh instead of a broom

[narrow ingot]

female santa

[fickle orbit]

well not really

[gaunt lion]

I mean technically no

You should prolly have a Gold Pickaxe by the time you finish the Mines though

[fickle orbit]

you could get there without it

[narrow ingot]

not rly

people have done mines bottom on day 5 with a copper pickaxe

[fickle orbit]

hard as it'll be you can do it

[narrow ingot]

by people

i mean person

blade

[keen torrent]

I just need it for Iridium

[fickle orbit]

again not technically

wait maybe?

[narrow ingot]

oh yeah iridium nodes in ||SC|| take like forever with copper pick

[fickle orbit]

lemme wiki rq

[narrow ingot]

its annoying af

[fickle orbit]

pls delete that thats spoilers

[narrow ingot]

1. POST CC DELETE MESSAGE

2. yeah i agree mining is super annoying before iron pick

rocks take like 4298 hits to break

[gaunt lion]

The Mines isn’t a great place to farm Iridium

Oh wait you wanna speedrun Mines for Key

[narrow ingot]

no i think he means "reach bottom to get skull key to unlock ||SC||

[keen torrent]

Mhm

[narrow pebble]

I'm glad I wasn't here
Why does that keep happening so many times today geez
(Replying to your previous message)

[noble drift]

i heard about how i should put a lightning rod in my grass in my animals fence, why? i assume it stops animals from eating the grass around it so it can continue to grow

[narrow ingot]

yes

yes

you guessed right

[gaunt lion]

Ooo noted
My animals destroy any grass I have

[narrow pebble]

Check your DMs by the way :P

[spark crane]

Ya gotta make sure their in a pen

[gaunt lion]

I meant in their pen

[narrow ingot]

not rly

[spark crane]

Ohhh damn

[gaunt lion]

There is so much grass outside their pens

so much

[narrow ingot]

remove the pens

[spark crane]

That's annoying while also being good

[fallow hatch]

forester or gatherer?

[gaunt lion]

Nah I like them being in one area for petting and harvesting

[narrow ingot]

gatherer

[fallow hatch]

alright

[proud pivot]

Usually gatherer, because Botanist at level 10 is better.
Forester is actually pretty good... But then the level 10 options suck

[gaunt lion]

I prefer Gatherer -> Botanist

[narrow pebble]

Whaaat botanist

[gaunt lion]

All foragables you pick up are Iridium quality

[narrow pebble]

I mean

I was saying whaaat at all of you saying gatherer

xD

[narrow ingot]

what

[gaunt lion]

You are speaking gibberish

[narrow pebble]

When I asked it everyone told me the opposite lol

[narrow ingot]

^

[gaunt lion]

You are typing how a Drunk person would speak

[narrow ingot]

forester is shit

[narrow pebble]

Uh how am I speaking gibberish

[narrow ingot]

at level 10

at level 5 its good

[gaunt lion]

Forester and it’s Lv10 options are just kinda.. useless

[narrow ingot]

level 10 shit

gatherer level 5 is shit

[lavish basin]

Gatherer level 5 isn't shit

[narrow pebble]

Ah I think I just forgot the names of the options

[gaunt lion]

Double Foragables is great

[proud pivot]

Hey now, Gatherer lets you get foraging xp from the stuff you forage in the mines (like Quarts and Earth crystal) when it procs on them.... For some reason.

[narrow pebble]

That's why it sounded like gibberish xD

I thought the level 10 choice was gatherer or botanist lol

I entirely forgot the actual names of the professions

Was referring to this basically

[fallow hatch]

is it better to sell the eggs or turn it into mayo?

[gaunt lion]

Yeah Gatherer is the Lv5 that leads to Tracker and Botanist

Tracker is just sort of unnecessary

[narrow pebble]

Yeah exactly

[lavish basin]

Mayo

[fallow hatch]

alright

[gaunt lion]

Afaik artisan goods are almost always better than the original product

[narrow pebble]

That's why I was confused
I thought you were all recommending tracker lol

I just forgot the names entirely

[fallow hatch]

does mayo work with rancher?

[lavish basin]

It does, but rancher isn't worth getting

[gaunt lion]

Idk but Rancher and it’s line isn’t good comparatively

[lavish basin]

Because with tiller, at level 10 you get artisan, which makes every artisan good worth 40% more

[fallow hatch]

oh well dang it was my first perk and i was skipping past it so idk what the other option was

[lavish basin]

So you get twice the buff of rancher, but it also affects wine and stuff

[lavish basin]

Tiller: all crops are worth 10% more

That was the other option

[gaunt lion]

Tiller which is increases Crop sell prices

Which then leads to Artisan which increases all Artisan Goods sell prices which is one of the best things for money gain

[fallow hatch]

oh welp that sucks

[minor crystal]

Tell me why I’m in my first year of summer and I’ve gotten 4 days of nonstop rain 😂

[gaunt lion]

Storm?

[lavish basin]

You can change professions when you unlock the sewers

[gaunt lion]

You can change it later on

[minor crystal]

Yeah haha

[fallow hatch]

ok thats good

[lavish basin]

Summer storms are common

[proud remnant]

what do I do with my prismatic shards? I already got the galaxy sword and dunno what else to use em for? (give em to haley lmao)

[narrow pebble]

Sunner storms

Technically in the summer it is sunner

[lavish basin]

Save them, you'll need them later

[lavish basin]

Real

[narrow pebble]

xD

It's 2 am 0_0
I should sleep
I'm developing the bad sleep habits everyone's talking about here lol

Soon I'll be sleeping way too late

So good night for now!

[lavish basin]

Go eep

Night liraz

[narrow pebble]

See you tomorrow

[minor crystal]

Are red mushrooms used for anything other than CC

[lavish basin]

Life elixir

[gaunt lion]

Crafting

[lavish basin]

But basically not really

Just selling

[proud pivot]

Eat them coward

[minor crystal]

Crafting what?

[lavish basin]

Life elixir

[gaunt lion]

Life Elixir

[lavish basin]

You need 3 other mushrooms for it too tho

[gaunt lion]

Also Fish Pond and Help Wanted Quests

[minor crystal]

Oh I didn’t know that haha

[fallow hatch]

how rare is the slammer? i just got it out of a barrel in floor 81 of mines

[last kraken]

do get more prismaticshard

[surreal epoch]

It shows up on 40+

[last kraken]

jhow

[surreal epoch]

You okay?

[last kraken]

how do i get more of the rainbow rock

[gaunt lion]

Caving and Caving Drops mostly

[fickle orbit]

try to look out for mystic nodes

they can spawn in the mines at 40+ or ||in the quarry||

[noble drift]

so pigs are pretty good money makers right?

[fickle orbit]

the best animal for it, yes

overall, medium

[gaunt lion]

Animal-wise yes
Overall-wise no

Best money makers are Crops, specially wine-ified crops

[lavish basin]

||skull cavern|| is the best place for them

Indeed

[drowsy vortex]

Would have been so great if the pc version of this game synced with the mobile version. I would be in heaven 🙏

[lavish basin]

6300

[fickle orbit]

starfruit is the best fruit to turn into wine but ancient fruit is better to plant

[lavish basin]

It's personal preference tbh

Starfruit is more profitable but more work

[gaunt lion]

Ancient Fruit not having to be replanted is enough reason for me to plant it over Starfruit

[lavish basin]

Ancient fruit sells for less but regrows every 7 days after the initial growth

It's whatever you prefer

[trim horizon]

Huh

[lavish basin]

Don't use seedmakers on starfruit

[trim horizon]

Hello

[lavish basin]

That's the biggest mistake ever

You'll be losing like half your harvest every time turning them into seeds

It's much much much better to buy the seeds

[fickle orbit]

not really

[gaunt lion]

Don’t you need to like turn Half of a harvest into seed to get enough seed to replant

[cunning silo]

oh boy!

[proud pivot]

On average yes.

[gaunt lion]

Wtf is going on with Hops

[cunning silo]

i sure hope that the game was able to consider hops being a trellis crop!

[fickle orbit]

you cant walk through planted hops

[lavish basin]

That's because you're not using any fertilizer, with the right amount of speed growth buffs starfruit is more profitable

It's not that simple

[proud pivot]

Hops are just unironically one of the best crops in the game.

Most people just don't wanna deal with it because they're Trellis, and daily work.

[cunning silo]

i sure hope that the calculator was able to account for the amount of extra kegs you will need!

i sure hope that speedgro is being used with starfruit!

[lavish basin]

What real said

[trim horizon]

Isn’t this #stardew-valley

[lavish basin]

Yeah and there's no spoilers happening

[gaunt lion]

Can you do like rows of hops in the greenhouse and then like ancient fruit in the other rows so you get the mobility and more profit

[surreal epoch]

Go to bed

[proud pivot]

You sure can.

[lavish basin]

You don't even have artisan selected

[gaunt lion]

Is Hop money-making just turn into Pale Ale or Pale Ale + Cask

[trim horizon]

I’m addicted to stardew when my sister game it to me

[proud pivot]

Just keg

[trim horizon]

Now im a addict 😦 😦

[lavish basin]

You cant even mention that speed gro

[proud pivot]

(now we're doing spoilers)

[fickle orbit]

right

[lavish basin]

But you can just use deluxe + agriculturalist, and then swap over to sell the wine

And it's still more profitable

[cunning silo]

Oh my goodness guys look wheat is better than pumpkins look literally stardew profits for proof!!!!

[nimble harness]

mone

[fickle orbit]

im not claiming to be right im trying to get to the truth

[trim horizon]

What is the thing most new sdv player don’t have?

[gaunt lion]

So Pale Ale is the best money maker? Noted

[fickle orbit]

you could just point out the mistake in methodology instead of being a clown

[lavish basin]

The truth is that with the right amount of speed growth buffs, starfruit is more profitable

[fickle orbit]

it is if you want to bother with hops

[lavish basin]

But at the end of the day, it's personal preference whether you plant sf or af

[surreal epoch]

Obelisks

[lavish basin]

No it's not

[fickle orbit]

yeah seems that way

[trim horizon]

Those seems like spois

[fickle orbit]

giga spoilers?

[lavish basin]

Those numbers don't account for everything

[proud pivot]

I meeaan... It technically can be.
3 pumpkin juice a season is 3,024g.
13 wheat a season is 3,640g

Just a lot more running work though.

[cunning silo]

yeah

[lavish basin]

Also can't be said here

[noble drift]

better start investing in sunlowers

[surreal epoch]

Lol

[cunning silo]

you have to look at it on a case by case basis

[lavish basin]

No, not "lol". Delete it

[cunning silo]

literally i Do not care if hops will give me more money i want to go to ||skull caverns||

[trim horizon]

Summer planting ratio for summer

How much melons and blu bery

[lavish basin]

Delete this please

[fickle orbit]

yknow for how many is online at all times the lack of moderation in the server is funny

[surreal epoch]

Literally 1984

[lavish basin]

Literally delete it

It's a spoiler

[trim horizon]

Huh

[cunning silo]

i think its pretty easy to expect people to behave in a server like this

[proud pivot]

They should, but constantly requoting it when it's already off screen will just re-spoil it.

If they don't delete it, and yuo really want them to, just message a mod for I guess.

[fickle orbit]

you could also pressure him to delete it without quoting the og message

[fickle orbit]

beat me to it but yeah

[lavish basin]

It's not about me really wanting him to, it's that it can be a spoiler for someone. But yeah mb on replying to it again

[trim horizon]

Blueberry or melon

[keen jewel]

once you put something in the box on your farm to sell, can you get it back out?

[gaunt lion]

Blueberry for Money

[fickle orbit]

blueberry

[cunning silo]

only the last thing you put in there

[noble drift]

are ||dinosaurs|| the most profitable coop animal

[proud pivot]

Unless it was the most recent item you put in, You can't

[gaunt lion]

You can get the last thing you put in our when you right click the box

[lavish basin]

Only if it's the last thing you put

[cunning silo]

least profitable

very sad

[trim horizon]

Oki I’m a new sdv player yay

[surreal epoch]

Just use rabbits

Better for NPC friendship too

[fickle orbit]

they are the least

[keen jewel]

ok thanks. also, how long before i can get some extra storage? my one line of hotbar items is full already!

[proud pivot]

Far from it. THey are unfortuately the LEAST profitable animal... Period.

They're mostly just for novelty, and if you have issues getting dino eggs

[gaunt lion]

Damn, worse than chickens?

[cunning silo]

yea

[proud pivot]

Uh, craft a chest?

[gaunt lion]

Pierre sells inventory upgrades

[fickle orbit]

chickens are the best

[gaunt lion]

Also craft chests

[noble drift]

i thought ducks was the worst guess im wrong

[trim horizon]

I had became a modder since ever then…

[surreal epoch]

Visit Pierre

[gaunt lion]

Like regular chickens?

[keen jewel]

uh, i just started? but thanks for the snarky response

[lavish basin]

Yes

[fickle orbit]

yes

[trim horizon]

Only downloading qol mods

[lavish basin]

Regular chickens are the best, cause they give eggs every day

[noble drift]

i mean i get it since how long it takes for them to produce an egg

[proud pivot]

I aim to please.

[lavish basin]

They make the most money

[gaunt lion]

Damn
There goes all my hopes and dreams

[keen jewel]

ok thanks guys, i'll work to build a chest and visit pierre

[surreal epoch]

Pierre has ||backpacks|| you can buy for ||gold||

Can't be too careful

[lavish basin]

You're hilarious

[trim horizon]

Best spa spots

[lavish basin]

It's so hard to read the rules 🙄

[cunning silo]

reading is a known issue around these parts

[lavish basin]

Clearly