stardew-valley

[chilly helm]

hoe the ground and then uhh

[ocean ibex]

||Made you smile||

[chilly helm]

shove them 6ft into the ground

[lavish basin]

6 ft? Fuckin hell

[chilly helm]

and then water them for 5 days

[summer ivy]

I aint falled for that

[west hearth]

i think u just gotta dig hole and then hope for best

[nimble harness]

idk even with my 125 blueberries

[lavish basin]

Erm actually its only 4 🤓

[summer ivy]

now gotta go! Bye everyone! I hope everyones farm is goin' well!

[chilly helm]

idk either with my ||galaxy sword||

[lavish basin]

Have fun!

[west hearth]

🤓👆

[nimble harness]

[topaz sorrel]

planting crops in stardew is so hard guys /jk

[west hearth]

have a good one!

[chilly helm]

erm actually the seed packet says four so i’ll do what the game tells me erm-

[lavish basin]

Man why does foraging take forever to level up

[nimble harness]

r e m o v e t h e j k

[lavish basin]

I just want botanist

[topaz sorrel]

stay safe

[chilly helm]

byeee!

[topaz sorrel]

make me

[west hearth]

real.

planting crops do be hard

[nimble harness]

[ocean ibex]

How do i fix black screen of death on mobile

[west hearth]

throw ur phone into the trash

that always helps me

[topaz sorrel]

[nimble harness]

explode

[west hearth]

#vanilla-tech-support tho fr

[ocean ibex]

i got 1k

[nimble harness]

[ocean ibex]

Silver trash can cool

[nimble harness]

told him it was you

[topaz sorrel]

[ocean ibex]

Happy very late birthday

[lavish basin]

To who

[topaz sorrel]

who exactly and for wat?

[west hearth]

whomst

[nimble harness]

[lavish basin]

Ping

[west hearth]

ping

[topaz sorrel]

guys they tryna report me when i did nothing wrong

[lavish basin]

[lavish basin]

You'll be hearing from bouncer very shortly.

[nimble harness]

a d d t h e j k

[west hearth]

rip leah

[topaz sorrel]

how dare you

[topaz sorrel]

i'm a dead man

anyways stardew

i am being threatened in this stardew chat /jk

[foggy totem]

I believe that there should be a suggestion channel where people can write their suggestions which would vastly improve the game

[nimble harness]

bro did frick pierre literally just change his name

[foggy totem]

Like dating moms

[foggy totem]

yo

[topaz sorrel]

anyways i started a new save on stardew and i'm try and get evrey achivement

[nimble harness]

[west hearth]

this guy 💀

[nimble harness]

ConcernedApe is typing...

leah your judgement has come

[topaz sorrel]

when

[slate compass]

if i play local coop 2 players, is it posible to have one side of the gameplay in one monitor and the other side of the game in other monitor? or is it forced to divided?

[nimble harness]

he continues typing

[topaz sorrel]

i dont see them typing owo

[west hearth]

omg

hi CA

if that’s the real one anyway

[foggy totem]

where should i go to mine amethysts?

what mine level

[topaz sorrel]

ehm not sure i think you go to #vanilla-tech-support for that kind of question

[nimble harness]

[slate compass]

Okay

[west hearth]

not the real ca smh

[topaz sorrel]

damn beth fell for it

[lavish basin]

Its ok we've seen him before

[nimble harness]

did you not see it?

[west hearth]

so true

i didn’t lol

[foggy totem]

???

[topaz sorrel]

mhms yesterday he sent a carrot in town square XD he didnt even give it to me when i asked!!

[nimble harness]

did i?

[west hearth]

sec, looking

[topaz sorrel]

i dont think there is a particular level to find any amethyst

[west hearth]

usually between levels 10-40. go on a good luck day

[foggy totem]

oh ok

next question

[topaz sorrel]

m yes?

[foggy totem]

i cant craft a tea sapling what type of seed do i need to use

[lavish basin]

Any wild seeds

[foggy totem]

example?

[topaz sorrel]

like spring, summer, fall, n winter seeds

[lavish basin]

The ones you craft

From forageables

[foggy totem]

would wheat seeds work

[west hearth]

no

[topaz sorrel]

nope

[topaz sorrel]

^^

[pastel oxide]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[west hearth]

you have to use the ones that are specifically labeled season seeds

[pastel oxide]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lavish basin]

No, wild seeds

[topaz sorrel]

why you bored

oop

[lavish basin]

The forage seeds that you craft

[west hearth]

#1139016532966506576

[lavish basin]

Only those ones

[topaz sorrel]

mhms

[nimble harness]

what's good (besides shorts) for the potluck?

[west hearth]

any higher quality crop/item

well

edible item lol

lower quality pisses the governor off

[nimble harness]

so not gold quality ancient fruit?

[west hearth]

he’s a stickler fr

[lavish basin]

Gold cauliflower, gold cheese, gold sturgeon/super cucumber

[west hearth]

iirc you wanna try to go for iridium quality

but gold should be ok

[nimble harness]

i heard spice berry does well too

[lavish basin]

I dont think you can put ancient fruit in the luau

[lavish basin]

If its gold quality

[lavish basin]

Do you have any of these

[west hearth]

david ur a pc player right

[nimble harness]

does gold quality purple mushroom sound good?

[lavish basin]

Yes thats perfect

That gets you the best response

[nimble harness]

yey

haha no lol ofc no quality pufferfis-

[west hearth]

i’ll never forget the first luau i went to.. i put a regular crop in and got the evil eye

[lavish basin]

[west hearth]

I DIDNT KNOW

[nimble harness]

i got a neutral from a silver hot pepper

[west hearth]

i was a complete noob and didn’t think to check the wiki or anything 💀

[nimble harness]

same here i thought it would just taste nice

[west hearth]

SAME 💀

i was like “ahh yes ok this crop will be a good offering” but NO.

I WAS ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF YOBA.

[nimble harness]

governot

[west hearth]

governor is my opp for that one fr

but pierre is my biggest opp

[nimble harness]

w d y m

[west hearth]

i’ll never forgive him.

[lavish basin]

Pierre sucks

[craggy shore]

What's an opp

[west hearth]

opponent

[nimble harness]

"The cranberries were amazing! He told me he grew it in his own backyard!"

[lavish basin]

Liar liar pants on fire

[west hearth]

that is enough to make me want to commit arson against pierre. 🙏🏼

[hushed nova]

I always sell the silver and normal ones to pierre. I sell the others to mayor Lois (shipping bin)

[west hearth]

i always sell to mayor smh

[hushed nova]

Unless it's fish

[nimble harness]

i thought pierre gave u bonus

[west hearth]

pierre can kick rocks

[craggy shore]

Shipping items and selling them doesn't make a difference in price

[hushed nova]

I know

[craggy shore]

So why make it different

[hushed nova]

I just don't want pierre to sell my good crops as his

[west hearth]

i refuse to sell to pierre 💀

[hushed nova]

That stupid backstabbing lying little-

[marble zenith]

I like to sell gold and silver to Pierre so everyone compliments them and ship normal so no-one's like "it stank"

[lavish basin]

He doesnt deserve it

[nimble harness]

what is the best side character in SDV?

[craggy shore]

Me

[lavish basin]

||Sandy||

[nimble harness]

h a t m o u s

[marble zenith]

^

[hushed nova]

Does krobus count?

[west hearth]

hat mouse 🙏🏼

[craggy shore]

And that's a spoiler

[nimble harness]

nah he's a main char

[lavish basin]

Nah Marcello is the best fr

[hushed nova]

If not krobus then hatmousr

[hushed nova]

Hat mouse then

[lavish basin]

I forgor

[hushed nova]

I like the tropical clip

[nimble harness]

main char

[hushed nova]

It's tiny and I luv it

[hushed nova]

Wait, mo henchman

[west hearth]

hat mouse deserves all of the coines

[nimble harness]

something that you normally don't think of as a shop or character

[hushed nova]

Henchman isn't a shop

It's kinda just... There.

You can't even get a relationship with it. You can only get any hearts with CJB cheats

[sour flax]

what do i do if i wanna plant a cauliflower for spring bundle but there isnt enough time

[nimble harness]

ik im talking about hat mous

[lavish basin]

Do you have speed-gro?

[marble zenith]

goblin henchman is fantastic its tru

[west hearth]

don’t support capitalism, support hat mouse 🙏🏼

[sour flax]

i can buy some

[craggy shore]

Speedgro, hope for one at the Travelling Cart, or wait an entire year

[lavish basin]

How many days are left in the season tho

[nimble harness]

hat mous wants coines

[sour flax]

10

[hushed nova]

Impossible

[nimble harness]

give hat mous coines

[sour flax]

damn

[hushed nova]

Just save s seed and befriend Evelyn

Wait is this a spoiler

[lavish basin]

Yeah with speedgro its 11

[sour flax]

spring seed?

[hushed nova]

||Evelyn gives you a garden pot. It's like a greenhouse but you can't go through the crop||

[lavish basin]

Wait no I think its 10 with speedgro

[hushed nova]

Yeah save a colli flower

[lavish basin]

Yeah you can do it

[sour flax]

is it?

[lavish basin]

Plant a cauli with speedgro, it'll take 10 days

I checked wiki

[sour flax]

oh okay

perfect

[hushed nova]

It takes 13 days to grow but it'll be harvested in 14

[lavish basin]

12

[nimble harness]

it'll harvest summer first

[lavish basin]

Will it?

[hushed nova]

save a colli seed

For the Evelyn thing

[lavish basin]

No, if its spring 18, and he plants it with speedgro, it will be ready spring 28

[hushed nova]

Just give her a buncha tulips.

[lavish basin]

You get that with greenhouse, and for that you need a cauli

[nimble harness]

my hops are done growing SP 11 can i use them for the potluck?

[craggy shore]

Ah yes
An entire month

[lavish basin]

Oh spring 28th my bad

[sour flax]

so i can do it?

[lavish basin]

I was thinking of summer lol

[lavish basin]

Yes you can

[hushed nova]

I thought you get the ||garden pot|| before the greenhouse

Idk of spoiler

[lavish basin]

Nope, you get it from completing it

[sour flax]

awesome

thanks

[hushed nova]

Then frick

[lavish basin]

Its fine, they have enough time

[hushed nova]

That's nice

What's better
Potatoes or ColliFlower

[lavish basin]

Potatoes, cauliflowers if you have preserves jars

[nimble harness]

taters all the way

[hushed nova]

Melons or blueberries

[lavish basin]

Blueberries

[nimble harness]

blueberries

[lavish basin]

Melons if you have kegs

Or starfruit

[hushed nova]

Cranberry or pumpkin

[lavish basin]

Cranberry

Pumpkins if you have kegs

[nimble harness]

both rly
but imo cranberry

[hushed nova]

Fiber seeds or winter foraging seeds

(What)

[nimble harness]

th are fiber seeds

[lavish basin]

Both

[nimble harness]

5 HEARTS WITH MY CHICKEN LETS GOOOOOO

does that mean iridium eggs?

[fast tundra]

Oui

[lavish basin]

Not that iridium eggs matter

[nimble harness]

yep it does

[lavish basin]

They'll still give same quality mayo

[fast tundra]

It does for gifts

[lavish basin]

Who you gifting eggs to 😭

[fast tundra]

Marnie

[nimble harness]

Willy

[lavish basin]

Diamonds:

[fast tundra]

Her gifts are hard to get

[craggy shore]

A lot of villagers like large eggs surprisingly

[fast tundra]

Yeah like I'm going to use all my diamonds on Marns

[marble zenith]

loved gifts are better

[hushed nova]

Screw eggs, acknowledge milk

[fast tundra]

Large eggs are a very good liked gift because of how easy it is to get them iridium quality

[marble zenith]

tru

[lavish basin]

I always have too many to know what to do with

[nimble harness]

only chickens
cows aren't birbs

and ducks

[fast tundra]

Yeah that's late game. I usually like maxing alot of the easier character's friendships early.

[lavish basin]

Not really late game

Im in summer 5 and have 30 diamonds

Using them for gifting

Just gotta mine

[fast tundra]

When you have enough crystalariums to get that many diamonds consistently I'd say that's late game

[hushed nova]

Oh I thought it was both cow and chick

[nimble harness]

what year?

[lavish basin]

1

[hushed nova]

Bruh this lag

[fast tundra]

Then you got lucky because I find diamonds in the mines once every blue moon..

[lavish basin]

i find them all the time

[fast tundra]

I usually get them from those gem rocks or whatever you call them

The ones that have a chance to give any type of gem

[hidden meadow]

he tells you

[fast tundra]

Go to the bus stop

[hidden meadow]

gotta go to the bus stop area

[silver wave]

Okies!

[hidden meadow]

after 4pm or something

[royal pelican]

wow

[lavish basin]

Its literally explained in the letter 😭

[hidden meadow]

ye i guess

welp

[west hearth]

wow bannis

[silver wave]

Ok I deleted! Sorry!

[west hearth]

slacking

[hidden meadow]

nobody will ever know what i was referring to

everything is fine

[west hearth]

[lavish basin]

You'll be hearing from bouncer very shortly

[hidden meadow]

jokes on you im deaf

[lavish basin]

💀

[fast tundra]

you'll be reading from bouncer very shortly

[hidden meadow]

"this sign wont stop me because i cant read"

[nimble harness]

great news

[hidden meadow]

[nimble harness]

the potluck was a success

[fast tundra]

wert?

[fast tundra]

okay nice

[nimble harness]

and now i have 10 hearts with abby

[fast tundra]

Did you put the egg in the soup?

[nimble harness]

no a gold quality purple mushroom

[fast tundra]

ok

[lavish basin]

Well done

[marble zenith]

nice!

[fast tundra]

I still love how you can put a giant egg with the shell inside of the soup

[marble zenith]

i usually do a cauliflower

is good

[fast tundra]

And the governor will like it

[marble zenith]

well Marnie does stir it...

she probably breaks the egg

what happens to the shell you ask? shhh dont tell the governor

[nimble harness]

"oh ma gawd"

[sour flax]

how do i get gold quality parsnips

[hidden meadow]

Lewis rn

[fast tundra]

pam picks the egg shells with her bare hands and eats them before anyone notices

the sweet sweet taste of alcoholic hands

[hidden meadow]

use fertilizer, higher farming lvl increases the chance too

[marble zenith]

^

and plant a whole lot of them lol

[hidden meadow]

so using farming buffs before harvesting is recommended

[sour flax]

what farming buffs

and does normal fertilizer work

[lavish basin]

Food with a farming level buff

[marble zenith]

yes

dont worry about food on spring year 1

[fast tundra]

oui

[lavish basin]

It helps, yeah

[fast tundra]

Like farmer's lunch

[marble zenith]

just plant a lot of parsnips

[lavish basin]

Yeah its not the easiest to get

Just fertilizer and planting a lot like they said

[fast tundra]

Better just use spring onions as to not waste money

[hidden meadow]

Oh, its spring y1?

[fast tundra]

In terms of food

[sour flax]

spring y1

[hidden meadow]

i see

[marble zenith]

salmonberries

[sour flax]

for community bundle

[lavish basin]

They want 5 gold tho

[marble zenith]

salmonberries are best food

[fast tundra]

Yeah those too

[hidden meadow]

which day are you on?

[fast tundra]

If they're that desperate for gold they should go fishing

[marble zenith]

they're all the same quality unlike spring onions and they'll last you till fall when you'll get blackberries

[sour flax]

now 19

[lavish basin]

5 gold parsnips

[fast tundra]

huh

[west hearth]

💀😭

they want 5 gold quality parsnips

[lavish basin]

Read pls

[fast tundra]

what does that have to do with me saying they could use onions

[west hearth]

they need 5 gold parsnips………

[lavish basin]

Because he was saying he wanted 5 gold quality parsnips, and you replied with "just use spring onions not to waste money"

But they didnt want parsnips for energy

[hidden meadow]

salmonberry season is unfortunately over then. well as mentioned, planting quite a few parsnips with basic fertilizer is your best bet

[west hearth]

absolutely sobbing

[hidden meadow]

crying rn

[lavish basin]

Weeping

[hidden meadow]

shaking even

[sour flax]

salmonberries for what tho

[fast tundra]

Liliet said to not worry about food Y1 and to plant alot of parsnips

[lavish basin]

Eating

[fast tundra]

Which I thought implied they were going to use parsnips as food

[hidden meadow]

Just as a food source, not related to the parsnip stuff

[sour flax]

i already stocked up on salmonberries

[west hearth]

salmonberries are so goated bro

[lavish basin]

They were talking about food with a farming buff

[west hearth]

absolutely love them 🙏🏼

[fast tundra]

oh

[lavish basin]

To help with the gold quality

[fast tundra]

mb mb

[hidden meadow]

wowie

anyway

[nocturne wigeon]

can I build more than one shed?

[lavish basin]

Im tired of getting prismatic shards fr

[hidden meadow]

as many as you can fit

[fast tundra]

Yes

[sour flax]

i just planted like 30ish parsnips with normal fertilizer

[lavish basin]

You can build as many as you can fit

[fast tundra]

As long as you have space is all

[lavish basin]

Beat me to it

[sour flax]

what farming food should i get for when harvesting?

[nocturne wigeon]

oh okay

[hidden meadow]

suffering from success

[nocturne wigeon]

is growing off season crops in a pot inside a shed a good idea lol

or useless

[lavish basin]

Not until late game

[fickle orbit]

its just a second greenhouse

• cant plant ancient seeds

[lavish basin]

But no sprinklers

[nocturne wigeon]

yess

[lavish basin]

Thats why its not good early/mid game

[hidden meadow]

these work, they arent exactly easy to come by, especially early on since you need a kitchen and the recipe

[lavish basin]

It can be good late game when you have access to the best retaining soil

[fickle orbit]

right i almost said the solution to that

forgot this is new farmers

[nocturne wigeon]

oh

[drifting crystal]

[hidden meadow]

[lavish basin]

Welcome!

[nocturne wigeon]

how do people make like a flooring type thing on their farm

[nimble harness]

why aren't my hops growing

[drifting crystal]

Thank you

[hidden meadow]

paths

[lavish basin]

You can unlock a lot of pathing recipes from robin

She sells quite a few

[hidden meadow]

unlocking as in buying lol

[nocturne wigeon]

It looked more like a wooden floor

[nimble harness]

my hops are not growing

[hidden meadow]

ye, lots of wooden paths

[sour flax]

how do i get them?

[hidden meadow]

gotta water them, thats all there is to it

takes 13 days or something tho

[nimble harness]

i have quality sprinklers set up

takes nine

[hidden meadow]

some from tv, some via mail from friends

[lavish basin]

Hops take 11 day

[nocturne wigeon]

whats a hop?

[hidden meadow]

hop deez nuts

[last wigeon]

[lavish basin]

Hops are a crop

[lavish basin]

💀

[nimble harness]

Battery pack
+500 energy

[ancient nest]

Do characters like age faster? Cuz their year is 4 months long, or is our time perception just shit? Am i thinking too much about it?!

[nocturne wigeon]

btw I grew 300 cranberries at season end lol

[hidden meadow]

you are lol

[nimble harness]

only?

[lavish basin]

At the end? 😭

[nocturne wigeon]

yess

[lavish basin]

Why at the end

[dim tulip]

What about the entire season?

[nocturne wigeon]

I forgot

[nimble harness]

frorgror

[nocturne wigeon]

I grew pumpkins

[hidden meadow]

Look at glitchy over here, planting even more than 300 cranberries at the end of the season, way to go champ

[nocturne wigeon]

then forgot about the date and grew 300 of them at season end

[nimble harness]

how can you frorgror cranberries the entire season

[nocturne wigeon]

lol its fun for him

[nimble harness]

thought he meant how many he harvested

[hidden meadow]

still an unnecessary thing to say lol

[nimble harness]

y1 first pt so only 68 cbs

k

[nocturne wigeon]

sad part is they are 240 each

[ancient nest]

I stopped misspelling haley, so thats cool

[nocturne wigeon]

atleast I have the whole winter to cry on them lol

[nocturne wigeon]

you were typing hailey ?

[hidden meadow]

[hidden meadow]

hayley 😭

blasphemous

[ancient nest]

Oh no they remember

[nocturne wigeon]

lol

come back tomorrow they will have someone else to troll

[dim tulip]

Hayley Williams

[nimble harness]

mor fitting name tho

[ancient nest]

The hayley thing was yesterday so i think this is staying

[hidden meadow]

thats my wife you are talking about after all

[ancient nest]

Our wife*

[nocturne wigeon]

bruhhhh

[nocturne wigeon]

nahhh

lol

[nimble harness]

my hops are not growing

[nocturne wigeon]

haley cheating on everyone

[nimble harness]

they look ready to harvest but aren't

[nocturne wigeon]

[hidden meadow]

we're even then lol

[ancient nest]

What, i married her too, also the whole misspelling thing happened after i married haley

[marble zenith]

i remember how to spell haley from oots

[west hearth]

bruh 💀

[marble zenith]

shes just poly <3

[lavish basin]

Thats a lot of wives

[marble zenith]

let her be

[hidden meadow]

lmaooo

[dim tulip]

Peak Stardew Valley gameplay

[hidden meadow]

The intended way

[nocturne wigeon]

wait you can marry 4 girls

huh

[marble zenith]

w a mod

[lavish basin]

Bannis just has a way with the ladies

[nimble harness]

i can't harvest them lol

[west hearth]

so true

[marble zenith]

my usual family is haley, abigail sam and sebastian

[hidden meadow]

yes, you need level 10 rizz tho

[marble zenith]

i ship haley and abigail so much

[lavish basin]

Theyre not grown

[nocturne wigeon]

rizz?

[hidden meadow]

[west hearth]

yeah you gotta max out rizz

[nimble harness]

how long do they take

[lavish basin]

11 days

[marble zenith]

the mod is called 'free love'

[hidden meadow]

as previously stated

[nocturne wigeon]

ahh okay

[nimble harness]

thought it was 9
that makes sense

[hidden meadow]

they regrow daily afterwards, so thats great

[nocturne wigeon]

I switched from pc to nintendo switch so no mods for me

[west hearth]

champion heartbreaker

[hidden meadow]

Pillow moment

[nocturne wigeon]

well unless they let me bring my triple monitor setup with pc on the plane then this is the only option

[ancient nest]

I was thinking about putting a character name into a characters favourite thing tab then i realised what the text when you eat a stardrop says.....

[hidden meadow]

dangerouslyfunny would be proud

[livid idol]

Who are the other three

Did I miss an update

[hidden meadow]

from mods

[livid idol]

Got you haha

[dim tulip]

Who is dangerously funny?

[hidden meadow]

i am

[west hearth]

me

[sick bough]

Should I upgrade my coop too the big coop or my other coop to the deluxe coop? I have 31000

[hidden meadow]

But also a stardew youtuber

pretty much the first big one there was

[lavish basin]

Probably deluxe for rabbits

Why did you get a second coop before maxing out your other one?

[nocturne wigeon]

you are a youtuber?

[nimble harness]

good heavens

[west hearth]

so many bluuueeebs

[hidden meadow]

how it started

[sick bough]

I didn't buy it somebody else did. They left so now I'm taking care of the animals

[hidden meadow]

how its going

[jagged wraith]

That one missing crop spot eye twitch

[nocturne wigeon]

quality sprinklers water 3 each side ?

[hidden meadow]

_ plop plop plop plop plop plop plop_

[nimble harness]

pickaxed

[jagged wraith]

Tragic

[west hearth]

the best noise ever

[west hearth]

literally enraging

[lavish basin]

I am witewawy hitting the gwiddy wight nwow

[sick bough]

Can I move animals to a different coop?

[lavish basin]

Yes

[jagged wraith]

Yeah

[hidden meadow]

[west hearth]

i am witewawy feewing vewy siwwy wight now!~ ^_^

[nimble harness]

three hundred bluebs

[jagged wraith]

🤨

[west hearth]

AAAYEEEE NICE

good haul

[nimble harness]

time to make sum pale ale

[west hearth]

yaaas

[nimble harness]

finally make pam happy

[west hearth]

i like making jams out of my bluebs

[hidden meadow]

pam will still be depressed

unfortunately

but at least drunk and depressed

[nimble harness]

frick i need oak resin for a keg

[jagged wraith]

Game loves enabling them alcoholics

[hidden meadow]

so do i

[nimble harness]

i forget i have tappers on trees and chop

[waxen comet]

Heck yeah

[chrome stirrup]

Anyway to collect faster on mobile

[west hearth]

i always forget about my tappers lol

[nimble harness]

not selling these to pierre, but checking the price

[west hearth]

i don’t think so sadly

[chrome stirrup]

Bro

[west hearth]

if y’all figure it out tho lmk

[chrome stirrup]

@hearty flint please 🙏

[west hearth]

ain’t no way.

@lavish basin BRO

[hidden meadow]

no way

[west hearth]

someone is stealing your thunder david

[hidden meadow]

💀

[lavish basin]

OH NO

[nimble harness]

about to see the price

[lavish basin]

He's not even online bruv

[west hearth]

watching to see if CA appears online

[lavish basin]

If youre gonna ping him at least do it when theres a chance he will see lmao

[hidden meadow]

CA comes down from heaven to smite these pinging minions

[jagged wraith]

ConcernedApe is typing...

[west hearth]

imagine he just drops another carrot

[lavish basin]

Nooooo

[sick bough]

Do you guys sell your animals?

[lavish basin]

THAT WAS MY MOMENT

[hidden meadow]

babe wake up, new crop just dropped

[nimble harness]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-loop-3d-edit-gif-24518425

[lavish basin]

Not usually

[west hearth]

personally no

[west hearth]

i cannot believe bro pinged CA 💀

[lavish basin]

It seems to be a recurring thing

I would never do that tho 💀

[west hearth]

riiiiiight

neverrrrr

[nimble harness]

ConcernedApe is typing...

[west hearth]

i’ll sob violently if he appears online and starts talking bc of that

[jagged wraith]

Better

[lavish basin]

Real

[west hearth]

i keep checking 💀

[lavish basin]

It aint happening

[west hearth]

CA hoping for one day without receiving a random ping from this server:

[nimble harness]

boutta get monoculture

[jagged wraith]

Man's got balls if he has ping notifications on

[west hearth]

that is a sin i would never commit 🙏🏼

[lavish basin]

One day who knows

[shy meadow]

where do i find large mouth bass?

[nimble harness]

spring, lake near caves

[sick bough]

Do you guys turn your iridium quality eggs into mainsyse?

[lavish basin]

All seasons, not just spring

[lavish basin]

Yes

[nimble harness]

yes

[lavish basin]

Mayo is always worth more

[shy meadow]

uhh there are no lakes near caves

[lavish basin]

Any season, any weather, at the mountain lake

By Robin's

Near the mines

[shy meadow]

OHH

[lavish basin]

That big lake

[shy meadow]

alright thanks!

[nimble harness]

*dies on floor 500 of ||SC||
Linus: I was searching for materials, when-

[lavish basin]

Spoiler tag needed for that

[hidden meadow]

who is linus?

[lavish basin]

Best npc

[nimble harness]

tent guy

they guy that lost his blackb basket

[ocean ibex]

Star is blue

Waw

That message took super long waw

[lavish basin]

Waw

[shy meadow]

uhh i just got a dinosaur egg from fishing. what do i do with it?

[nimble harness]

bro what do i do befor my next blueb harvest

[lavish basin]

Save it until you have a big coop

[lavish basin]

Fish, mine, animals

Chop trees

Anything really

[nimble harness]

ykw fine i'll build a Barn

[lavish basin]

Good, getting cheese will be great

[nimble harness]

once i make it to the backwoods

@lavish basin ^

[shy meadow]

oh? alright

sounds interesting

[lavish basin]

Well clearing your farm could be something to do as well lol

[nimble harness]

do bombs clear trees?

[lavish basin]

If you use a few, yeah they'll break trees

[nimble harness]

much better

[west hearth]

should i play today……..

[lavish basin]

YES

[nimble harness]

yes

[west hearth]

[hidden meadow]

I tried again, it didnt work

[west hearth]

scared to see the state of my farm

[west hearth]

is the chat catching u in its binds again

[nimble harness]

Quantity sprinkler

comes in bulk

[hidden meadow]

kinda lmao. also i dont really feel like continuing my endgame modded playthrough atm, but i also dont know how to feel about starting over again

[west hearth]

i’d wait til 1.6 to make a new one tbh

[hidden meadow]

decisions, decisions

good point, could still take months tho

[west hearth]

once 1.6 drops i’m gonna make a new one to play on

maybe you could do a challenge farm

[hidden meadow]

ye, i did that once 1.5 got released and it was amazing

[west hearth]

i wanna do the “never leave your farm” challenge tbh

it would be v hard but v fun i feel

[hidden meadow]

sounds good, i once started a "no pierre" run, but stopped because i went for mods instead

still intriguing tho

[west hearth]

i should do a no pierre run 💀

HATE HIM

[hidden meadow]

fuck pierre

all my homies hate piere

[lavish basin]

Real

[west hearth]

me at pierre frfr

[lavish basin]

He deserves getting the cc cutscene but the other way around

[dusky hill]

I don't like Pierre but I give the guy some credit for the CC cutscene

[nimble harness]

where do i get iridium milk?

[lavish basin]

Cows

[hidden meadow]

we stan violence

[nimble harness]

5-hearts?

[ocean ibex]

Moo

[lavish basin]

Thats a doja cat song

[lavish basin]

Aroung that yeah

[sturdy field]

heeya

[nimble harness]

the one that increases health

[lavish basin]

Oh thats different

[nimble harness]

that iridium milk

[lavish basin]

Thats a secret note reward

And needs spoilers

[ocean ibex]

The what?

[lavish basin]

Exactly what I said

[hidden meadow]

Thats a doja cat song

[lavish basin]

^^

[hidden meadow]

hello

[nimble harness]

my innocence has been destroyed

[hidden meadow]

one of us, one of us

[west hearth]

IM A COWWWWW

MOOOOOO

[lavish basin]

Beth gets it

[west hearth]

i won’t say the naughty words though 🙊

[lavish basin]

Im not a cat

I dont say meow

[hidden meadow]

[nocturne wigeon]

I am back with some more stupid questions lol

[nimble harness]

robin - puts one board up in a day
puts two more boards up in another day
completes the whole thing on the third day

[west hearth]

there’s no such thing

[hidden meadow]

[west hearth]

ask away

[nocturne wigeon]

Okay so I am on year 4 lol which I know doesn't make sense but I haven't had an interaction with any npc

So now I don't know about the birthday thing and stuff

[west hearth]

very interesting 🤨

[hidden meadow]

theres a calendar

[lavish basin]

There's a calendar outside Pierre's

[hidden meadow]

next to pierre

[west hearth]

check the calender outside of pierre’s

[lavish basin]

You can also buy a calendar from robin

[nocturne wigeon]

No yea I got that but about the gifts

[west hearth]

and give them a gift they love

ohhh

[nocturne wigeon]

How do I know what they like

[west hearth]

the wiki

go to the wiki

[nimble harness]

i need fiber

[west hearth]

that’s the best option

[lavish basin]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/List_of_All_Gifts

[nimble harness]

how do i get fiber

[nocturne wigeon]

Okie

[lavish basin]

Its kinda impossible to know everyone's loved gifts without wiki

[lavish basin]

Fiber seeds

Or farm mines lvl 81

[hidden meadow]

there are also books in game which tell you what people like

[nimble harness]

how do i get those

[nocturne wigeon]

So the only way to increase hearts is by birthday gifts?

[hidden meadow]

talking, quests, luau, flowerdance

[west hearth]

swing your scythe on the grass patches or fiber seeds

[lavish basin]

You can give people 2 gifts per week, doesnt have to be only on their birthday

[nocturne wigeon]

When does the flower dance happen

[lavish basin]

Spring 27

[nocturne wigeon]

Ohh

[lavish basin]

Or 24

[hidden meadow]

24

[lavish basin]

That

[nocturne wigeon]

So I just talk to them to give them the gift

Got it

[lavish basin]

Basically

[hidden meadow]

kinda like it works irl you know

you force feed them mayo until they love you forever

[west hearth]

yes

that is the best way

[nocturne wigeon]

And about the marriage part ?

Requirements and does it have any benefits?

[lavish basin]

When you have 8 hearts with a marriage candidate, bouquets will become available at Pierre's

[west hearth]

must get to 10 hearts, rizz them up and pop a ring on it

oh it’s 8 hearts

[lavish basin]

Bouquet will let you date

[hidden meadow]

lmao

[lavish basin]

Then at 10 you can propose

[west hearth]

nvm but still gotta rizz them up

[nocturne wigeon]

Oh

Benefits?

[lavish basin]

Marriage stadrop

A spouse to live your life with

Happiness and joy

[hidden meadow]

haley

[nocturne wigeon]

😂😂

[lavish basin]

How did you go 4 years without talking to npcs tho 😭

[nocturne wigeon]

I don't know lol didn't focus on them

Mining farming foraging

Building

Ah actually I even slept at 1 pm on some days

[waxen comet]

I t g i r l, you know I am that girl/lyr

[nocturne wigeon]

And hibernated an entire winter

[lavish basin]

Well thats not very good

[nocturne wigeon]

Yea

Didn't know since its first time

[hidden meadow]

id love for you to send your social screen tbh

im wondering if there are actually npcs youve never talked to in y4

[nocturne wigeon]

Where is that?

[hidden meadow]

lol

[nocturne wigeon]

Lol

[lavish basin]

Menu, third tab

[nocturne wigeon]

Just an introvert playing sdv

[nimble harness]

pranked abby

[sullen helm]

I put mayor's shorts in the soup in Luau event

[nimble harness]

call it the 50 djillion bats prank

[hidden meadow]

gj

[sullen helm]

Everyone hates me now 😍

[lavish basin]

Congrats

[sullen helm]

Worth it

[nimble harness]

when does the old mariner come

[nocturne wigeon]

Oh so you can prank people in this?

[lavish basin]

Rainy days

[nocturne wigeon]

Thats new for me

[nimble harness]

nah it's just a cutscene

[nocturne wigeon]

Oh okay

[sullen helm]

Mayor Shorts Soup is so deli shoes

[hidden meadow]

you dont actually lose friendship for that

[sullen helm]

I ate it all

[hidden meadow]

why that is, i cannot tell you tho lol

[nocturne wigeon]

🧐

[sullen helm]

/j

[nocturne wigeon]

It would be cool if we could bring items from one farm to another

Like terarria

[hidden meadow]

would it tho?

[nocturne wigeon]

Yea why not

[hidden meadow]

getting 30 prismatic shards on a day 1 farm doesnt sound fun

[nocturne wigeon]

Ah I mean not for that

But for yk not having to start literally with parsnips 😭

That would be frustrating asf

[hidden meadow]

but thats kinda how the game works

[nocturne wigeon]

Its hard to argue with you😭

[lavish basin]

Its called progression

[nocturne wigeon]

[sullen helm]

Whos that purple girl who eats rocks

[lavish basin]

Abbigail

[nocturne wigeon]

She eats rocks🧐

[trim horizon]

Me dunno

[novel thistle]

@trim horizon You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[trim horizon]

YAY

[hidden meadow]

yuppers

[lavish basin]

Yipeee

[shy meadow]

uhh is a ancient seed good?

[lavish basin]

Very

[hidden meadow]

its not good

its amazing

[west hearth]

it’s the best

[shy meadow]

i cant tell if yall are sarcastic or nah-

[west hearth]

uh-

[trim horizon]

Funni

[lavish basin]

Its good

[west hearth]

no we’re serious

it’s legitimately really good

[shy meadow]

ohoooo

[lavish basin]

Donate it to the museum and you get a plantable one

[nocturne wigeon]

What does it do🧐

[hidden meadow]

id never be sarcastic

[nocturne wigeon]

Ohh

[west hearth]

bannis, sarcastic? never.

[lavish basin]

It grows

[nocturne wigeon]

Huh really

[hidden meadow]

abi when gifted quartz

[lavish basin]

And gives ancient fruit

[shy meadow]

i already have the plantable one xD

[lavish basin]

One of the highest value crops

[shy meadow]

idk how i got it tough

[west hearth]

bannis is completely serious 100% of the time

[nocturne wigeon]

Ew

[shy meadow]

👀

[hidden meadow]

THAT IS CORERCET T

[lavish basin]

You should plant it in your greenhouse if you have one

If not, plant it in early spring or summer

[shy meadow]

im on year 2 wtf is a green house?

[nocturne wigeon]

I got one

[west hearth]

bannis is now having a stroke 🤩

[lavish basin]

Community center reward

[shy meadow]

phew, i planted it in early spring

[nocturne wigeon]

Really bruh

[trim horizon]

Also

[shy meadow]

o h h

[lavish basin]

That one broken building on your farm

[shy meadow]

OHHH

[nocturne wigeon]

How much time does it take to grow?@lavish basin

[shy meadow]

i just started on the community center lmao

[hidden meadow]

28 days

regrows weekly afterwards

[lavish basin]

And regrows every 7

[nocturne wigeon]

Seasonal?

[hidden meadow]

from spring to fall

[lavish basin]

Every season but winter

[hidden meadow]

its great

[shy meadow]

oh yeah i got the ancient seed as a community reward

[lavish basin]

No you didnt

[shy meadow]

from the winter bundle

[nocturne wigeon]

Or I could plant in green house for year long harvest

[lavish basin]

Thats not a thing

[trim horizon]

U took a whole month?

[shy meadow]

im pretty sure i did

[lavish basin]

You get winter seeds from the winter bundle

[frail minnow]

Quartz: exists
Abigail for no reason:

[shy meadow]

o h -

[hidden meadow]

they look similar tho

to be fair

[nocturne wigeon]

😂😂😂

[shy meadow]

how tf did i get the seeds

[lavish basin]

Ancient seed you get from traveling cart or bugs in the mines most likely

[trim horizon]

And 8 harvest

[hidden meadow]

or from fishing

[narrow pebble]

That nitro really was worth it wasn't it xD

[nocturne wigeon]

I actually got a message when I got the ancient seed to give it to museum

[shy meadow]

fishing most likely then lmao

[lavish basin]

Or artiffact spots

[hidden meadow]

[narrow pebble]

My eyes

[nocturne wigeon]

Omg this is making me dizzy

[narrow pebble]

Ikr xD

[nocturne wigeon]

Delete

[narrow pebble]

Hiii again by the way!

[lavish basin]

Hey Liraz

[narrow pebble]

Have you been here all day-

[hidden meadow]

[nocturne wigeon]

Great way to enter the chat XD

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[hidden meadow]

no i left for a while

and im going to leave again soon, because im going to prepare dinner

[narrow pebble]

Hey person who made me have a profile picture lol

[nocturne wigeon]

Cant say I have ever seen you offline

[lavish basin]

Hehe Im honored

[narrow pebble]

Heh

[west hearth]

bannis lives here along with david and i

[hidden meadow]

How would you see me if I was offline huh

[nocturne wigeon]

Like you are always active

[lavish basin]

Yes

[nocturne wigeon]

Ahh

[hidden meadow]

i know lol

[narrow pebble]

I thought you lived in the town square xD

[west hearth]

why have life when sdv server exists

[shy meadow]

hmm where do i get the mermaid pendant marriage thing?

[hidden meadow]

I started yesterday and have been here ever since

[lavish basin]

Right side of the beach (must fix the bridge) on rainy days

[west hearth]

i’ve been branching out, but i do live in town square. i like to visit the surrounding channels

[narrow pebble]

So true

[hidden meadow]

life is temporary, stardew is eternal

[shy meadow]

ezzzzz

[narrow pebble]

Lmao yes

[lavish basin]

REAL

[shy meadow]

oh my.

alex sent me a mail to meet behind the saloon

at the saloon*

[west hearth]

ohohoho

[nocturne wigeon]

🫣

[shy meadow]

i wonder what bbg wants ;)

[lavish basin]

Behind the saloon ayo 👀

[narrow pebble]

Behind the saloon would have been... Interesting

[nocturne wigeon]

[west hearth]

give him the rizz

[nocturne wigeon]

Lmao

[shy meadow]

i hoped for that...

[lavish basin]

💀

[nocturne wigeon]

😂😂

[hidden meadow]

midlex

[lavish basin]

Ayo chill buddy

[nocturne wigeon]

Look at him all grown up

[narrow pebble]

I imagined something very wild in my mind for some reason

[nocturne wigeon]

It seems like yesterday he was asking what to do with parsnips seeds

[nocturne wigeon]

🧐

[west hearth]

don’t get too crazy in chat now yall 💀

[lavish basin]

Bethany Wilson what have you seen

[narrow pebble]

Lmao

[nocturne wigeon]

😂😂

[lavish basin]

Oh that

[hidden meadow]

jazz music stops

[shy meadow]

i want him

[nocturne wigeon]

Lol what

[narrow pebble]

Go get him

[west hearth]

the green bois are gonna come mobbing in real fast

[hidden meadow]

[narrow pebble]

Actually he's my husband why am I saying that

[lavish basin]

As long as its not arph or xandy 😭

[west hearth]

[lavish basin]

Xandy already has the axe sharpened

[west hearth]

it will be both. with oblivion too.

[lavish basin]

Fuck I forgot oblivion was in on it too lmao

[west hearth]

oblivion is the one with the axe sharpened

ready for your demise

[narrow pebble]

Are those people from mods or something?

[lavish basin]

Oh right

[west hearth]

yes

[narrow pebble]

Ah

[lavish basin]

I have alzheimers

[west hearth]

they’re plotting against david

[hidden meadow]

They are the local executioners

[narrow pebble]

xD

[lavish basin]

Yes they want my head

[narrow pebble]

Damn

[west hearth]

david is on death row currently

[lavish basin]

Indeed

[hidden meadow]

waiting for trial

[west hearth]

femme formed a case for him but it’ll be a slim shot

[lavish basin]

Oh arph just got online

[west hearth]

he’s watching you david

[lavish basin]

😭

[hidden meadow]

the gamer has arrived

[west hearth]

always watching, waiting

[lavish basin]

@ arphenion

[narrow pebble]

I just realized those are actual people

[west hearth]

you’ll never know when he’s about to strike…. but he’s watching.

[hidden meadow]

playin with fire

[west hearth]

i bet he’s watching this channel right now even, watching you david

[narrow pebble]

When I said from mods I didn't mean mods
I meant like from modded Stardew valley lol

[lavish basin]

I should ask bouncer if I can be forgiven by hitting despanini before the end of the year

[narrow pebble]

Because previously modded characters have been mentioned too xD