stardew-valley

[last wigeon]

Ah ok! You can hit me up if you need help about something

[frail remnant]

Will do.

[final vector]

I'm the same guy who bought 500 bouquets by accident don't ask

[gaunt gale]

Idk why an accident is reason to intentionally buy 9 rods though

[frail remnant]

How do I know what's my level?

[gaunt gale]

They aren’t even stackable

[gaunt gale]

Write !lvl in #governors-mansion

[final vector]

damn

my greatest weakness

besides trying to cleanly start a new save file with 500 gold

[frail remnant]

Bruh this takes a long time.

[final vector]

it took like 1 day for me

you'll be fine

[gaunt gale]

People are different

[frail remnant]

I am impatient OOF.

[last wigeon]

Just chat you will reach it

[bitter lintel]

learn patience, it will serve you well for life

[outer pine]

Stardew is a game of patience, you literally watch crops grow

Sure you can do other things but still

[final vector]

clearly you haven't been in traffic from a day of work

[scenic lance]

U can also type /level to see your level

[final vector]

is this governor guy important

aside from the whole soup thing

[gaunt gale]

There is a reason people say patience is a virtue

[bitter lintel]

cause it really is

[final vector]

well I just heard

Cjb item spawner

yknow what that means guys

[cloud dune]

helloooo

[quaint light]

hello! welcome to the server!

[cloud dune]

thank you thank you

how are you today

[quaint light]

I'm good, how are you?

[final vector]

No not the cc why would you think I'd cheat to do that

I'm not a lazy hateful shrew

[cloud dune]

im doin gooood

[final vector]

so in winter

I already got 500 heaters

[cloud dune]

im a litttle lost, why did you need 500 heaters?

[final vector]

Incase I upgraded

speaking of which

[quaint light]

you don't need 500 heaters...

[final vector]

I'm gonna get the deluxe

coop

[tender yacht]

You just need one for each animal building, why 500 heater? 😂

[stiff dagger]

how do I see the seasons know what season I'm on and when it's changing? I heard this is important since things grow in certain seasons

I know it's in the HUD in top right but there's alot of stuff there and idk what icons mean what

[quaint light]

seasons are 28 days long.. let me grab a screenshot to show you what the seasons look like

[stiff dagger]

ok thank you

[quaint light]

there you go

[stiff dagger]

thank you. how do I know when the seasons are switching if I'm not keeping track of the days? like it's been a few irl days and I'm not sure if it's the 20th in-game day or 25th.

[magic frigate]

top right corner will show you

[quaint light]

if your clock tells you you're on spring 27 for example

[final vector]

I put 3 in

[final vector]

having just one heater in one building ain't good

[magic frigate]

the symbols will show you which season/weather it is

[quaint light]

sunday, day 7 of winter in Anaira's example

[stiff dagger]

that means 7th day of the month or of the season?

I see

[magic frigate]

month and season same thing

[tender yacht]

Unnecessary in-game but you do you buddy

[stiff dagger]

I thought it was the month that is usually the formatting for months

[final vector]

what about the other animals they can't just crowd around a single heater

[stiff dagger]

I'm honestly a little overwhelmed on what I have to do in game.

[tender yacht]

Again, you do you buddy

[magic frigate]

its 28 days of the season, no such thing as months

[stiff dagger]

my first course of action is chopping down everything since my farm is full of a bunch of trees and stuff

[covert knoll]

how nutritious is a can of soda from the saloon?

[stiff dagger]

but I'm not sure what to do next. I'm not that keen on progressing as fast and possible but I would like to not do something extra slow if there is a faster way.

[final vector]

with cjb item spawner clearing my farm is gonna be EASY

[stiff dagger]

I have no idea what that is

[final vector]

cause I can give myself a lotta bombs

[stiff dagger]

idk what that is either

[tender yacht]

It's a mod

[final vector]

but no cc

[stiff dagger]

no idea what that is too

[magic frigate]

please speak about mods in #modded-stardew

dont confuse new people

[final vector]

I'd rather get struck down by Satan than use cheats to complete an actual important ting

[quaint light]

I don't think all this mod discussion is appropriate here meh... and also all these cheats are confusing new players

please stop....

[stiff dagger]

I am watching a beginner's guide but where do you think I should start?

[final vector]

yeah whatever I'm gonna go back to seeing if I should get ducks

[stiff dagger]

I know you can farm, mine, and fish but that's all my knowledge is

[magic frigate]

if its your first time, then i recommend staying away from online guides and stuff at the very beginning of the game. the game naturally progresses and i think you should enjoy it while you have the moment.

[final vector]

cause duck eggs seem impractical but I wanna diversify my coop collection

[stiff dagger]

idk what to do though

[quaint light]

play at your own pace. Don't skip cutscenes, check the tv every day (all of the options), get to know NPCs and just.. do what you wanna do

[magic frigate]

just complete whichever quests come up so you get money

[stiff dagger]

I don't even know where the quests are lol

I am very clueless

[magic frigate]

when you go to town check the calendar and check job board "!" for quests to do

[final vector]

Tv report is kinda important

[magic frigate]

sounds like you got less typing and more discovering to do friend.

[final vector]

like weather

[stiff dagger]

that's fair

[final vector]

or fortune teller

[stiff dagger]

ok I'll explore a bit

[final vector]

sauce god and livin off the land

[quaint light]

have fun! we'll be here if you have any questions!

[final vector]

I found stardew valley to be rather approachable as a new playa

[stiff dagger]

thank you for the help, will do

[final vector]

very useful

WOOHOO

FLOOR 100 LETS FUCKIN GO

in mining

I can finally sleep gn y'all

[autumn briar]

hey yall so i just completed the vault bundle

does that mean i have access to the desert?

[bleak schooner]

holla quick question.
my friend has already started playing the game and I wanted to get the game so that we can play together, however she does not want to start over. Is there a way for me to join her online within the exisitng world she already is in? and yes this is regarding online.

[bitter lintel]

bundles say what they give you on the screen

[autumn briar]

okay ty

[bitter lintel]

yes

[bleak schooner]

how may we do that?

[bitter lintel]

start game in multiplayer and she will have to add a player and make a cabin which becomes yours

[quaint light]

yes, she loads her file through co op on the main menu and then she has to build a cabin for you at robin's

[bleak schooner]

and she will get to host from the exisitng world that was not multiplayer before?

[bitter lintel]

yes

[bleak schooner]

gotcha thank you

[quaint light]

hi Eunnie!

[autumn briar]

it didnt work :////// i completed the vault bundle for the bus

[quaint light]

go to bed

[autumn briar]

but it doesnt work

[quaint light]

sleep

[autumn briar]

oh

OKAY TYSM

[quaint light]

and wait for the driver to be present at 10am the next day

[sleek totem]

Hii

[autumn briar]

IT WORKED

the noises are so cute

[proud plank]

hello

[edgy linden]

Hii

[sleek totem]

Heyaa

[ashen kiln]

how do you get bundles to appear for the community center so I can complete them?

[quaint light]

how far into the game are you?

[quaint light]

yes it's very cute!

hello ayca!

[cobalt hare]

how do i get the mysterious qi quest?

[magic frigate]

need to get the secret note for it or put a battery pack in the tunnel when you move west of the bus

if youre in multiplayer then its one or the other

[ashen kiln]

Summer 14, year one !

[quaint light]

ok, did you get the cutscene in front of the community center? with lewis?

[magic frigate]

did you enter the community center and click on the little shiny square thats in the room on the bottom left side

[autumn briar]

You need to click on shiny little books

How do I get mushrooms? I need the purple one and a another weird looking one but I chose the bat cave

[magic frigate]

if you ever get a gift from the wizard you can reset the day to try and get a chance of one in the mail lol

[autumn briar]

Alright thanks

[magic frigate]

sure, and you dont have any ||mushroom|| trees do you?

[magic frigate]

if you tap those then you have a chance of acquiring that way

[quaint light]

||they will also spawn in the secret woods in the fall||

[autumn briar]

Yes I had a red one a red mushroom one chopped it down and got it

[dire moth]

How do the mushroom trees even spawn

[autumn briar]

What’s the secret woods?

[magic frigate]

ahh rip, save them next time and tap it

[magic frigate]

chance

[dire moth]

o

[autumn briar]

I saved them do not worry 😭

[magic frigate]

ah kk

[autumn briar]

I’m just looking for like

The purple one

Cause there’s a bundle

For the community center

[quaint light]

||an area you unlock by using a steel axe or better on the log blocking your path if you walk left from where the traveling merchant is...||

[magic frigate]

its funny because my last save, i never had them spawn on my farm, 7 years

never had ||meteor strike|| either

[autumn briar]

Ohhhhh those who give you hard wood?

[quaint light]

yeah, that too

[autumn briar]

Yeah

What happens when you

Complete all of the bundles

In the community center

[quaint light]

we can't discuss that here... it's in the pinned post in this channel

[velvet sluice]

this may sound wird but how do i gain money

its been 10 in game days

[autumn briar]

Sorry 😭

[velvet sluice]

and im still dirt poor

[autumn briar]

FOSH

FISHHH

KEEP FISHINF

[quaint light]

you're fine! if you want an answer mango, ask in #stardew-spoilers

[autumn briar]

JUST FISH

[velvet sluice]

damn rly

[autumn briar]

Tysm 😭

[autumn briar]

Yeah I’m at my first year too

Just fish

[quaint light]

fish, forage, sell crops, do quests on the board outside pierre's

[velvet sluice]

ive been tending crops and mining, not talking to anyone for days

[autumn briar]

It brings profit

Fish

FISH

[velvet sluice]

can i give them to the mayor or its better to go through piere

[autumn briar]

give them to the mayor

[velvet sluice]

thank god

i dont like pierre

[quaint light]

give what?

OH sell stuff?

you can sell stuff from the shipping bin on your farm

you don't have to run around town trying to sell your stuff

but don't give the mayor everything, he won't pay you at all

[autumn briar]

Yeah he’s a cheap stake

[dire moth]

Selling stuff to people like Willy or Pierre just gives you the money instantly and that's about it

[quaint light]

yup

[autumn briar]

So like I went to the desert

And there’s this black woman

Who sells stuff

What is that stone with colored dots?

[quaint light]

the omni geode?

[velvet sluice]

twt

[autumn briar]

I don’t know 😭

[velvet sluice]

im so dirt poor rn

[autumn briar]

FISHH

[velvet sluice]

and idk what to do so its always a random day

[velvet sluice]

fishing it is

[autumn briar]

I’m a noob as well MY BEST ADVICE

IS TO FISH

[quaint light]

go fishing! forage, and do the quests outside pierre's. sell stuff from the shipping bin on your farm

[autumn briar]

like

Fish

[velvet sluice]

ngl i messed up one of the quests

[quaint light]

that's fine

you'll get the quest again if it was important

[velvet sluice]

maru wanted refined quartz....i gave her quartz...i got a day left to find one

[autumn briar]

Also how the hell do I get mayor’s Lewis shorts? I’m not friends enough with marnie

[velvet sluice]

rob em

[quaint light]

become friends with marnie..

[velvet sluice]

right infront of him

[autumn briar]

😭 YOU NEED TO SMELT THEM

[velvet sluice]

just bend down and snatch em

[quaint light]

that's fine. now you know you gotta smelt it next time

[velvet sluice]

TwT I DIDNT KNOW TILL IT WAS TOO LATE

yep

also is slime worth anything

[bitter lintel]

#stardew-valley message

[autumn briar]

HOWWE I DONT KNOW

wait does she like chocolate cake

[velvet sluice]

......son of a

i have broken glasses on me

[autumn briar]

How do you even recycle,

[bitter lintel]

interact

with machine

[quaint light]

talk to her, give her gifts (marnie isn't picky, she'll like most forageables for example)

[velvet sluice]

what machine

[bitter lintel]

lol recycle

[velvet sluice]

guess im making a garbage bin

[vast field]

recycling machine

[autumn briar]

Like everyday? I don’t know how to get hearts with someone

[vast field]

just give them gifts they love

[velvet sluice]

talk or give smth they like

[vast field]

and talk to them everyday i think

[bitter lintel]

recycle machine is super underappreciated machine for early game
turn junk into useful items

[autumn briar]

Sounds exhausting 😭

[vast field]

trueee

[quaint light]

you get friendship points for talking to them, completing quests, giving them gifts twice a week (you earn more points if it's a liked or loved gift) etc.. talk to them every day if you don't have a lot of stuff you can give them

[autumn briar]

Okay tysm 😭

[quaint light]

happy to help!

[wild fiber]

howdy

[vast field]

hihi

[wild fiber]

how're you?

Oh? 😭

[velvet sluice]

better to buy from jojomart or piere

[strong thorn]

Pierre

Fuck Joja

😂😂

[velvet sluice]

man

i hate piere

[vast field]

then go joja lol

also, im curious

how come people even hate pierre?

[wild fiber]

but joja is corporate 🤢

[dim tulip]

Liar

[dim tulip]

Better dead than Pierre

[wild fiber]

😭

[vast field]

damn 💀

[vast field]

what did he even lie about? >:0

[wild fiber]

He lies about a couple things, like he takes credit of your good crops

etc. (I don't have any more examples)

[vast field]

ah man

so pierre is a liar and joja is.. well, joja

we need someone new LMAO

[dim tulip]

Nuclear Annihilation is an option

[wild fiber]

real

[quaint light]

what

[vast field]

LMAO

[topaz stone]

buy only from the ||oasis||, problem solved

[vast field]

OH TRUE

im actually there right now

||in the mines lol||

[quaint light]

just remember you can't discuss details about that in here tet... not without a spoiler anyway

[vast field]

oh im fully aware, no worries

[vernal scroll]

i love hallucinating trees after a strange man in a tower gives me a strange brew

[bitter lintel]

Same with Caroline, another connection those 2 share

[quaint light]

||we're served a lot of weird.. juice... from NPCs in this game for sure ||

[vernal scroll]

this game is nice to just sit back relax and play

[quaint light]

yes! it's a very cozy and relaxing game fr

[vernal scroll]

i may be getting ahead of myself by having a bunch of mods but i was watching videos and i thought itd be fun lol. im very new to this game lmao

[quaint light]

sorry, but I think I forgot to welcome you to the server earlier!

how far into the game are you?

[vernal scroll]

uhh well the furthest i got was like 23 days

but rn im on day 6

[quaint light]

ohh, so you just started a new save? that's exciting!

[vernal scroll]

yeah!

[quaint light]

well.. I can't say mods are bad because I use them myself, but hopefully it won't make things too confusing for you

[reef iris]

Is there a multiplayer channel?

[quaint light]

#1139016532966506576

[reef iris]

Thank you!

[quaint light]

happy to help!

[vernal scroll]

there sure is alot but im sure ill figure it out

i know a little about some mods cuz of youtube and same for the vanilla parts so

[quaint light]

in this channel, the answer to that question is regular chicken mayo.

[wicked bolt]

.scarecrow

[quaint light]

yeah.. you probably will, and if you don't, then just ask here or in modded-farmers

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[vernal scroll]

i will ty!

[wicked bolt]

ty

thats a bigger area than i remember

[vast field]

i can help ya if you need

[vernal scroll]

[pallid drift]

E

[vast field]

[quaint light]

hello, and welcome to the server

[vernal scroll]

[noble path]

[pallid drift]

HI!

Just asking did concernape make the server?

[quaint light]

idk if he made the server, but.. he's here. Does it matter?

[vast field]

September 4th of 2018 it seems according to the discord profile

[quaint light]

also please don't ping him

[pallid drift]

No it doesn't I just wanted to know

[vast field]

but yet again, idk

[pallid drift]

It doesn't matter me and my friend just had the question

[quaint light]

he is not the server owner.

[pallid drift]

Oh ok

I'm so excited for the 1.6 update

I want to be able to move my house

[vast field]

OH???

[quaint light]

I'm excited too!

[vast field]

probs a dumb question but do you guys know when it releases? :0

[pallid drift]

I had read a thing on Google saying the game had been discontinued My heart stopped
but then I found out it wasn't

[quaint light]

!1.6

[novel thistle]

Stardew Valley 1.6 is the next big game update, which makes it more moddable for mod authors. See...
• new content: https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe;
• other changes for players: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Migrate_to_Stardew_Valley_1.6#Vanilla_release_notes;
• changes for mod authors: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Migrate_to_Stardew_Valley_1.6.

There's no release timeline. It's in late alpha with nightly builds; see the second pinned message in ⁠making-mods if you want to help test it.

[pallid drift]

Pretty sure this year

[vast field]

ohhh okay okay i see

thanks ^^

[quaint light]

it would have been a nice xmas present from CA to all of us, now wouldn't it...

[wicked bolt]

if it rains the next day does that mean i dont have to water my crops for that night?

[fervent umbra]

Hi

[pallid drift]

Do y'all think it would be cool to marry mayor Lewis

Lol

[vast field]

yup!!

[quaint light]

it means you don't have to water your crops tomorrow

[quaint light]

hello, and welcome to the server

[fervent umbra]

[vast field]

bless sdv rain

[fervent umbra]

[warped hamlet]

no we hate mayor Lewis ⁉️

[velvet sluice]

FINALLY GOT ENOUGH MONEY FOR A BAG

15 long tedious days

[fervent umbra]

[quaint light]

yay!

[warm fog]

goats or pigs

[fervent umbra]

[warped hamlet]

🎉

[pallid drift]

Do y'all know what the rarest event in stardew valley is

||Seeing Marine at her stand||

[fervent umbra]

[quaint light]

why are you spamming all these emotes NHellfire27

[vast field]

LOL

[fervent umbra]

Sorry

[pallid drift]

Me and him are in a call right now I told him to stop

[sleek totem]

I’m also excited for this

[pallid drift]

Samee

[sleek totem]

But i wonder where will people move it to🤣

[quaint light]

ahhh ok well thank you for stopping

[pallid drift]

I'm moving mine next to Grandpa's shine

So I can pay my respects

[vast field]

i had no idea you were gonna be able to move your house in the next update and now im very excited for that!!

[fervent umbra]

We love grandpa

[vast field]

AWWW

[fervent umbra]

What happened to grandma tho

[vast field]

omgg

[rigid ore]

someone should create a mod that makes marine stay at her stand

[pallid drift]

LOL

Oh my God that is needed

I swear
she be staring at the microwave

All the time

[fervent umbra]

That should be the next 1.6 updates biggest feature

[quaint light]

there is a mod for that already, lore_ ....

[vast field]

OFC THERE IS

[rigid ore]

Bro i need it so bad

[warped hamlet]

you guys just need Better time management skills smh

[quaint light]

responsible marnie or wtv it's called

[pallid drift]

I went to go by the pig when I got the money for it
And she didn't even open the store
And she walked out

[warm fog]

true

[rotund lintel]

HAHHAHAHHA THATS THE BEST NAME FOR A MOD

[sleek totem]

But u’ll end up needed to walk faaar

[warm fog]

that can happen?

[pallid drift]

It's Grandpa though

[fervent umbra]

Guys we all love Grandpa what happened to Grandma

[quaint light]

yeah, that happens on mondays or tuesdays

[pallid drift]

Sadly I'm on Xbox so I can't

[rigid ore]

Also is there a way to clean the farm quick ?

[sleek totem]

What does this means o.o

[pallid drift]

If something happens to the greenhouse or your farmhouse it will come back next time you open the game

[quaint light]

I know, right??

[warm fog]

goats or pigs? ehich better for money

[fervent umbra]

Whenever Pierre is not a shop on Wednesdays for no reason at all

[quaint light]

I mean you can use bombs, but...

[pallid drift]

He's used to not working on Wednesdays lol

[quaint light]

where is this from?

[vast field]

that's what i do 😭

[sleek totem]

Er

[rigid ore]

i will try it, my farm looks like trash

[rotund lintel]

no cause coincidentally i never haev to go to pierres but the moment i have to i cant becuase its COINCIDENTALLY A FUCKING WEDNESDAY

[sleek totem]

The 2nd link here

[fervent umbra]

What's the best stardew npc

[quaint light]

Pierre's is closed on wednesdays....

[vast field]

i like robin LOL

[rotund lintel]

haley adn elliott and robin

[quaint light]

good luck!

[sleek totem]

Wait what? What will happen to greenhouse

Was confused

[pallid drift]

No let's say something happens to it

It will come back the next time you open the game

[sleek totem]

Will anything happen to the buildings if we didnt demolish or touch it?

Cuz i wasnt sure about this😅

[pallid drift]

No

No it's just let's say you accidentally deleted magically

It will come back the next time you open the game

[fervent umbra]

Imagine going to Walmart in stardew Valley

[pallid drift]

There needs to be a mod for that

[quaint light]

idk how, but if you were able to somehow demolish or remove the greenhouse from your map, it would be rebuilt next time you load your game

because you're not supposed to be able to demolish the greenhouse

[sleek totem]

That seems very magical

[pallid drift]

I don't know why but I hate raining days in stardew

[warm fog]

goats or pigs, which better for money

[pallid drift]

I just feel like there's nothing to do

[fervent umbra]

The joja mart should sell pink sauce

[quaint light]

pigs

[rotund lintel]

i used to play sdv on my nintendo and when its nighttime its kinda blinding highkey

[warm fog]

yea but pigs useless on winter

[pallid drift]

If kobus was dateable would you date him
Not counting the roommate thing

[quaint light]

yes, but they are still more profitable than goats

[pallid drift]

Dang

[fervent umbra]

George is the best character ong

[rotund lintel]

dude george is my fave i love george

[fervent umbra]

Same

[pallid drift]

George is giving everyone that bombastic side eye

[rotund lintel]

love george

[pallid drift]

Does anyone know what the newest character to sdv

[rotund lintel]

love granny

[fervent umbra]

George should get up off of this wheelchair to start dancing to the song Life is a Highway

[pallid drift]

Don't feel like searching it up

[pallid drift]

Don't say that
George will stand up for himself

[quaint light]

???

[rotund lintel]

excuse me?

[pallid drift]

To stardew

[vast field]

oh?

[rotund lintel]

yeah i know since when was there gonna be a new character release omg uve piqued my interest

[quaint light]

there is no mention of a new character being added to sdv

[fervent umbra]

We need George's dad

[vast field]

would be nice ngl

[pallid drift]

No I'm saying has there been a new character
if so who's the newest

[vast field]

getting a new chara

[bitter lintel]

can't talk about the newest characters in here as it's post CC

[modern plinth]

👋🏻

[quaint light]

oh. yeah but that's a no

[modern plinth]

My spooky farm is slowly coming along! Nearly finished fall year 1

[fervent umbra]

Evelyn loves plants tomatoes and Cheetos

[sleek totem]

Rainy days are good :v

[quaint light]

if it's newest as in added to the game after release... then idk, but yeah still a no probably, right?

[sleek totem]

Dont need to water plants

[rotund lintel]

cheetos excuse me

OH THE CHEETOS

[pallid drift]

I know it's just I don't feel like there's anything to do on those days

[rotund lintel]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[sleek totem]

Fishing!!

[modern plinth]

Resource grab!!

[sleek totem]

Foinf to fish is the best during rainy dayss

Whenever its raining i’ll just fish

[vast field]

cheetos? 😭

[pallid drift]

Ooh I could try to get the legend

[quaint light]

rainy days are excellent days to fish or go into the mines

[sleek totem]

Some fishes only appears in rainy days!

Make use of rainy days☺️

[rotund lintel]

yesss

fishies like rain

[fervent umbra]

Honestly I honestly think that Pierre is the capital of South Dakota

[modern plinth]

How do we get into the sewers? I’ve spotted the monster but that’s as far as I’ve gotten

[pallid drift]

I gave up on the mines
I'm waiting until I get the
||Galaxy stuff|| <---- spoiler

[rotund lintel]

why is this fitting lowk

[pallid drift]

||donate 60 things to the museum|| spoiler <-----

[quaint light]

not sure that's a good strat Marioluigiii but you do you

[modern plinth]

Is it considered a spoiler? It’s right at the start 😅

Ooooh

[pallid drift]

Some people don't know about that stuff

[fervent umbra]

Chester cheetah should be in stardew

[rotund lintel]

||u have to donate things to the museum until u unlock the rusty key||

[modern plinth]

Wait museum??

[vast field]

omg

[rotund lintel]

better safe than sorry

[modern plinth]

OH NEVERMIND

[quaint light]

||donate 60 items to the museum to get the key||

[vast field]

LMAO

[modern plinth]

dumb moment lmao

[bitter lintel]

finish both CC and museum and that will unlock a ton of content. Get to it!

[modern plinth]

Merciiiiii

[rotund lintel]

cc tedious

[fervent umbra]

Ronald McDonald should be in stardew for real

[bitter lintel]

no

[quaint light]

CC is a lot of things... but tedious is not one of them

[rotund lintel]

why am i imagining that rn

[pallid drift]

I didn't know there was a ||museum|| in stardew until my third year in game
So yes very much better safe than sorry

[rotund lintel]

what the heck ahve you been doing the whole time...

[modern plinth]

Honestly I’m so excited to play stardew I’m in that phase where it’s like sims all or nothing. To the point I’m too excited to sleep. I’m so tempted to just give up trying and go play 😂😂😂

[pallid drift]

Getting money fishing and trying to do the community center

[fervent umbra]

Clint sucks

[wild fiber]

Ppl just don't be exploring smh

[vast field]

HOW

[quaint light]

you should sleep too!!

[pallid drift]

Idk I just never walked in there

[modern plinth]

I know but i fell asleep at like 3pm and woke up at 6 and now it’s 2am and I still can’t sleep 😂😂

[rotund lintel]

dude the first time i played stardew valley i only wanted a spouse and i would wait until theyd come out of their rooms so i can give them gifts and then i would leave and sleep i didnt know there was more to the game lowk i only got a coop in my 4th year so.

[fervent umbra]

Cocoa Puffs bird in stardew Valley

[rotund lintel]

ON GI

[pallid drift]

Me and @fervent umbra would stay up hours without sleep playing the game

[bitter lintel]

Play SDV until you pass out IRL on front porch just like in-game

[rotund lintel]

thats the dream honestly

[quaint light]

uh oh.. well I hope you don't have to get up early tomorrow then hahah

[pallid drift]

It's just one of those games you can't get bored from

[vast field]

literally me lmao

[modern plinth]

Ngl that made me giggle

[vast field]

TRUEE

[fervent umbra]

Why isnt there a game suggestions here

[modern plinth]

Nah no job so we good 😂😂😂

[pallid drift]

Because it's not an official sever

[vast field]

it's not?

[rotund lintel]

its not??

[quaint light]

[pallid drift]

It's a fan made

[vast field]

what

[pallid drift]

Concerned apes in here though

[rotund lintel]

oh right

[quaint light]

it's as official as you get

[sleek totem]

how on earth....

[rotund lintel]

yes this is what i was thinking

[pallid drift]

I just never walked around that part of town

[pallid drift]

True

[rotund lintel]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[rotund lintel]

bro didnt go exploring how did you meet all the people

[pallid drift]

I did I just never walked in that place

IDK why tho

I'm basically on my 6th year in game though

[fervent umbra]

Linus needs to see the homeless shelter

[wild fiber]

smh 🙄

[rotund lintel]

thats very interesting

[quaint light]

that is a little bit weird for sure hahah

[pallid drift]

I've known about it for a long time now

[modern plinth]

I feel like using the four corners farm to do creepy themed farm may have been a mistake

[pallid drift]

When I first played the game I didn't see the farm option so I have the the first one standard farm

[fervent umbra]

Pretty wankers

[bitter lintel]

Why? He's not homeless.

[modern plinth]

Me too but that’s so hard to design 😭😭

I’ve got mods and everything it’s just getting the resources and shit

[pallid drift]

Whenever I get 100% completion I'm going to use probably the beach farm

Idk though

[rotund lintel]

same tho

[rotund lintel]

riverland...... 🤮

[quaint light]

standard farm is a good starter map anyway

[bitter lintel]

Beach is yum yums

[fervent umbra]

Whats the worst stardew npc

[modern plinth]

I only ever go to the beach to scrounge for resources 😂

[pallid drift]

Whenever I do my second save what should my new farm be?

[modern plinth]

The jo jo owner

[rotund lintel]

pierre the end no questions asked bye.

[pallid drift]

Shane is so mean
I'm just talking about when you first meet him though

[quaint light]

clint is the worst NPC sorry not sorry

[fervent umbra]

What did he do

[rotund lintel]

when u get to know him hes so nice

[modern plinth]

Aw no Shane just needs support

[ionic geyser]

I need a Radish for a fetch quest. And it’s the last day. But the radishes I planted grow tomorrow 💀

[fervent umbra]

Fr

[rotund lintel]

have u not seen the pierre slander

[bitter lintel]

Beach

[modern plinth]

I find it weird that Clint has a crush on Emily

[fervent umbra]

No

[sleek totem]

i... kind of wonder what other thing took ur 2nd or 3rd year to figure out it exist?

[rotund lintel]

can we like... get rid of clint

[modern plinth]

I HAVENT PLS FILL ME IN

Wait wrong reply

[quaint light]

uh ohhhhhh...

[fervent umbra]

What did Pierre do

[modern plinth]

😂😂 @rotund lintel fill me in pls!!

[quaint light]

he's the worst npc and not even the mods can save him...

[wild fiber]

Oh dang 😭

[pallid drift]

He's super lazy too he closes early

[fervent umbra]

???

[pallid drift]

Nothing can save Clint

[lilac spade]

tbh not even the sexy clint mod can save him

[quaint light]

that's not the worst part about Clint. Not even close..

[modern plinth]

That’s ok we don’t like jo mark

[rotund lintel]

one sec im getting them reasons

[pallid drift]

I feel like Clint is around in his 30s Emily's like 20

What's happening here lol

[quaint light]

I KNOW

[modern plinth]

Ya that’s why I think it’s odd because they seem on two completely different stages of life

[lilac spade]

i think clints having a mid life crisis

[modern plinth]

me at 25

[pallid drift]

Is it true that Pierre has a "secret stash"

[modern plinth]

3 years later still havin crisis lmao

Wait stash of what

[frank kayak]

it's a heart event

[wild fiber]

it's a secret I can't tell you

[modern plinth]

ooo ok

[fervent umbra]

Yes

[quaint light]

that's a heart event so we can't...

[pallid drift]

We're now allowed to talk about heart events

[modern plinth]

gotcha gives me summit to do with him now tho

[pallid drift]

Emily has some weird heart events

[frank kayak]

some

[pallid drift]

Yeah

[frank kayak]

10+ are bad

[modern plinth]

Honestly I can’t decide between Elliot and Shane

[frank kayak]

but X>10 is fine just needs ||

[quaint light]

we're not allowed to talk at all about 10+ heart events. all other events needs to be spoiler tagged

[lost oriole]

Emily feels like she could be late 20s, tbh

[quaint light]

||yes||

[vast field]

true

[rotund lintel]

he's closed on wednesdays
he acts like a douche when he wins the fair
he resells farmers crops and takes credit for it
and in like the sdv lore he cheated on his wife which is why abigail has purple hair cuz caroline cheated on pierre to get him back idfk
hes just a really smug character highk

[fervent umbra]

I hate lewis

[pallid drift]

Why isn't Lewis doing something about Clint and Emily
It's kind of illegal

[rotund lintel]

should i spoiler

[pallid drift]

No

[rotund lintel]

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT LEWIS I HATE LEWIS STUPID LEWIS

[pallid drift]

Pierre is such a bad husband he doesn't spend time with his family during the holidays

[modern plinth]

Oooooooh yea closed on Wednesday does my head in

[quaint light]

usually if you're not sure if you should spoiler, then yes, just spoiler

better safe than sorry

[fervent umbra]

He dates marnie

[rotund lintel]

like thats already the cherry on top tbh

[wild fiber]

WAIT TRUE

lewis is HORRIBLE

[modern plinth]

Ngl I have a mod where they kinda yaasifed all the portraits

[lilac spade]

same

[modern plinth]

Lewis one isn’t bad 😂😂

Orange burger?

[pallid drift]

||I love playing Lewis's pants in the food thing||

[lilac spade]

yeps

[frank kayak]

Lewis has a || 75 million USD statue of himself ||

[modern plinth]

yusssss

[frank kayak]

that's why he's probably hated me

[lost oriole]

It's really not

[pallid drift]

Wait does it really worth that much

[lost oriole]

We counted, it's not that ex

[fervent umbra]

The taxs suck ||he cant pay for a house for pam we builted the movie theater and the community center|| were basically bringing the money in

[lost oriole]

Remember gold bar in this game sells for like 250g or something

[frank kayak]

maybe

[lost oriole]

Is it really his job to build a house for pam though

[quasi patio]

Is it worth going to night market festival?

[frank kayak]

but that's like 1/10 if 1g is 1$

[lost oriole]

It sells stuff. Why not check it out?

[wild fiber]

very imo

[quaint light]

yes!

[modern plinth]

Thoughts on Pam?

[quasi patio]

Hmm… eh…

[fervent umbra]

L

[frank kayak]

it's not like the moonlight jellys

[pallid drift]

Pam takes too long to get to the bus station

We got to force her there

[rotund lintel]

||lewis fr: "hm should i build a golden statue of myself or should i help pam get a house?? should i take linus off the streets? should i try to help at all with the cc? should i help with the movie theater?...??? nah, ill build that statue. again and again, ill have a collection soon!"||

[pallid drift]

Spoiler

[modern plinth]

HFSHSHG SHE DOES I’ve started ||using the mine cart to get the dessert instead||

[velvet sluice]

WHATS WITH ALL THE FAST FISH?!?!?

[quaint light]

?

[pallid drift]

IKR

[pallid drift]

It's probably a super cucumber lol

[rotund lintel]

great

[pallid drift]

Spoiler some of it

A lot of people don't know about that

[quaint light]

that's not really possible, but ok...

[velvet sluice]

every time i fish
near a river
theres a possibily that a fish just rises so damn high

[rotund lintel]

just the whole thing im too lazy

[modern plinth]

Oh I’ve got mods

[pallid drift]

I didn't find out until I finished the house

[modern plinth]

Extended mine cart mod ❤️

[rotund lintel]

LAUGH IN HER FACE!!!

[modern plinth]

Love itttt

[velvet sluice]

shoots up the moment i fish

[pallid drift]

I remember how excited I was whenever my pig gave birth

[quaint light]

yeah so some fish moves like that... it takes some getting used to, but it gets easier when your skill level goes up. don't give up!

[rustic zealot]

Mods maybe? I've seen somebody do it on youtube

[rotund lintel]

i named my pigs bacon, porkchop, and ham.

[velvet sluice]

TwT

[pallid drift]

My pig gave birth and there were no other pigs in there what happened.

[modern plinth]

I have a goat called russ

[quaint light]

yes

[velvet sluice]

maaaan i shouldve tried to simp for abigail than catch fish

[wild fiber]

that is diabolical

[rotund lintel]

ayo waht the pig doing

[pallid drift]

Do y'all think Leah's a good marriage candidate

[wild fiber]

yes

[pallid drift]

Cuz I'm married with her

[rotund lintel]

i totally forgot about her

[rustic zealot]

You don't wanna know :p

[rotund lintel]

shes really pretty ngl

[rotund lintel]

yes

[quaint light]

Leah is very sweet.

[pallid drift]

Yeah

[wild fiber]

True

[velvet sluice]

THATS IT IM BLOWING UP THE RIVER

[wild fiber]

HUH????

[quaint light]

noooo don't give up, you'll get it eventually! but fish somewhere else for a bit if you're tired of the river fish!

[wild fiber]

^^^

[quaint light]

[gaunt gale]

Yo

[quaint light]

hey Gorilla!

[gaunt gale]

Chat is not super dead?

Hi mirelle

[rustic zealot]

Howdy gorilla 🙂

[gaunt gale]

Hey

[quaint light]

no we're not dead

[gaunt gale]

😢

[wild fiber]

chat dies immediately

[rotund lintel]

we're not good at this

[quaint light]

hehehe...

[rustic zealot]

Am I the only one who kind of gives up in fishing after getting all my skill points

[gaunt gale]

it’s just me at this point

[rotund lintel]

i kinda hate fishing

[gaunt gale]

I just progressively level up as I catch all fish

I kinda like fishing for treasure

Only cuz I’m kinda lucky with it

[quaint light]

eehhh I still do some fishing for quests or wtv, but.. I wouldn't say I give up tho, it just makes me very sleepy

[rustic zealot]

I keep getting coal from the treasure... I think the dishes are trying to tell me something

[gaunt gale]

Yeah I can’t fish late at night tbh, especially not on mobile

[rotund lintel]

the water at night blinds me and makes my eyes droopy for some reason its so neon and glowing and i cant see

[rotund lintel]

merry christmas

[gaunt gale]

I get a load of coal too

It’s common

[rotund lintel]

wow thats a mighty fine load of iridium fish

[quaint light]

I was fishing for the iridium legend the other day, and it made me so sleepy.. rainy day, catching lots of boring mountain lake fish just waiting for the legend to bite... zzzzzz...

[gaunt gale]

Just perfect catches tbh

Needed xp

Leveled up to level 10 on the 9th

I’m pretty sure that’s my second fastest and it was on mobile so I’m happy

[pallid drift]

I'm going to go get hearts with Pierre

[gaunt gale]

Nice

[quaint light]

have fun!

[velvet sluice]

btw where do i get the fish for the riverfish bundle?

[gaunt gale]

River

[vast field]

xD

[wild fiber]

Lmfao 😭

[quaint light]

yes, I had to censor something because it can't be shared here

[velvet sluice]

i hate everything

[gaunt gale]

Oh damn I didn’t even know it could be caught there tbh

[velvet sluice]

my dog is not letting me in

[quaint light]

noooo naoki!

[gaunt gale]

Also why put that into there too? Even if you can it’s useless info

[vast field]

if you're talking about in-game, just keep walking into them

it forces them out of the way

[gaunt gale]

I have the urge to go and change that tbh

[quaint light]

hahahah I KNOW! Why is it even on there.... it's so useless

[velvet sluice]

lifesaver

[wild fiber]

wish I knew that when my cat was at my door smh 😔

[modern plinth]

me trying to block Lewis 😭

[quaint light]

push that cat, srizzy...

[rotund lintel]

can we all collectively decide to throw lewis in the mine and destroy the elevator and ladder

[quaint light]

no. Because I hate clint more...

[bright agate]

I dont hate anyone yall are crazy

[frank kayak]

why not the fake lava at level 80

[rotund lintel]

not even lewis? or clint?

theyre the worst

[bright agate]

What did clint do

[rotund lintel]

perfect

[frank kayak]

it's red water

[quaint light]

......... you don't wanna know

stay innocent, you sweet soul

[bright agate]

Is it like a 6 heart event or sum

||He just has a crush on emily if its the stalking we literally stalk multiple people||

Double standards smh

[quaint light]

idk about your playstyle... but I don't do the shit he does

[wild fiber]

we????

[quaint light]

let's just put it that way hahahah

[bright agate]

||In certain heart events you literally hide in a bush and listen in on convos||

[frank kayak]

we're good at hiding

[bright agate]

+99 stealth

[wild fiber]

||that's eavesdropping tho, not really stalking||

[bright agate]

||Clints just a lil nervous||

[quaint light]

||oh nononono he's just a creep.||

||going after young girls like that? ew.||

[bright agate]

Do they have canonical ages?

[frank kayak]

we have age ranges for some

[bright agate]

Clint is 30-40

[quaint light]

Clint is in his 40s fr...

at least.

[bright agate]

It was stated by concernedape

Late 30’s-40’s

[wild fiber]

🤢

[quaint light]

mm

yuck.

[bright agate]

Is it illegal to romance after ur 30’s?

Thats crazy

[strong thorn]

Clints a bit weird. But his undisputed hate is whack

[bright agate]

Like yall leave him alone😭

You hate everyone and anyone

[strong thorn]

I'm just tryna play multi-player but there's like no psn players lol

[strong thorn]

True

[rotund lintel]

and emily is how old??

[bright agate]

Except grandpa, who left the farm in so much disarray going to marines at the start is almost impossible

Like hate him

[strong thorn]

28 - 35

@rotund lintel

[rotund lintel]

oh boy

[strong thorn]

That's fine like huh

😂😂

[rotund lintel]

except when we take the lowest number and the highest number

is that okay?!?!

[bright agate]

Thats just unfair comparison

[rotund lintel]

[bright agate]

Like 38 and 30?

8 years

[strong thorn]

Or even 40 and 35

[bright agate]

Clint is not 40 fr

I dont see a single grey hair

[strong thorn]

He definitely isn't 40

Don't get me wrong. He's definitely a bit weird

But the hate is a bit much

[bright agate]

||Anything except the cannon ships for yall 🙄||

[strong thorn]

Exactly

[bright agate]

Tbh i dont understand the hate lewis gets either

His choices are dumb but like

||Except for that gold statue||

[ripe spear]

A BIT weird?

[bright agate]

Tax money 🤑

[ripe spear]

not lewis, i mean clint

[strong thorn]

And we're saying Emily isn't weird?

😂😂

[bright agate]

Omg fr

[ripe spear]

emily is weird but she a good kinda weird

[topaz sorrel]

Hello cuties

[bright agate]

Clint isnt that bad bro

Yall are on sum

[topaz sorrel]

How are you farmers doing today

[ripe spear]

||clint is literally an incel||

[bright agate]

Arguing over clint and emily

[strong thorn]

Bro

[bright agate]

||HE LANDED A DATE WITH HER BRO 😭😭😭||

[ripe spear]

||but was it a date?? 😭 emily still sees him as a friend||

[lucid holly]

where can i catch shad?

[ripe spear]

HOLD ON

[topaz sorrel]

Eww to both

[ripe spear]

||emily's six heart event too, shows just how much of an incel he is||

[quasi patio]

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[strong thorn]

He's socially awkward man

[quasi patio]

What this ??

[ripe spear]

i like all bachelorettes besides maru, maru is js boring nothing special

[strong thorn]

I'm not clicking links

[quasi patio]

It’s not

Ugh

[bright agate]

||She dances ||

[topaz sorrel]

Dunno bc I ain’t clicking that link-

[quasi patio]

It’s not virus

[ripe spear]

||my bad, eight heart, get them mixed up||

[topaz sorrel]

Doesn’t matter if someone don’t trust it you can’t change their mind

[ripe spear]

maybe he is, but his dialogue... doesnt help.

[topaz sorrel]

Anyways back to stardew

[quasi patio]

That’s fine

[topaz sorrel]

Who is your go-to for marrying

[quasi patio]

@quaint light You awake ?

[ripe spear]

i dont have a go to for marrying, but im always besties w haley on every file

[acoustic urchin]

Myself

[bright agate]

Sans

[quaint light]

yes!

[ripe spear]

im a haley, leah and abigail enjoyer :>

[edgy linden]

Yass Haley

[quasi patio]

Sorry didn’t mean to bug —but i completed one of the thingies in CC and there was this bridge cutscene

What’s that about x?

Then I got winter seeds

[quaint light]

||go past the entrance to the mines, and cross the bridge... you'll see ||

[quasi patio]

Should I plant those ?

[topaz sorrel]

My name is also Leah does that mean you enjoy my presence as well?? /j

[quaint light]

not if you're not in winter rn, no

[quasi patio]

Fuuudege!!

😭

[quaint light]

||but if you need money, use them to craft tea saplings ||

[quasi patio]

Oh wait

I’m still in winter

[proper rover]

Should I go for the joja route or the community centre route? My friend said joja is better (although he didn’t say why as to not spoil the game for me) but I just want to be sure

[acoustic urchin]

cc

[quaint light]

community center

ez

[acoustic urchin]

Never do joja

[quaint light]

Joja route has no soul.

[acoustic urchin]

Your friend is bullshitting you

[proper rover]

Not even to 100% the game?

[ripe spear]

ur friend got a weird bias. ||They both have similar outcomes.||

[acoustic urchin]

Ig to 100% but Joja choosers deserve to burn

[quaint light]

especially not if you wanna 100% the game. cc route helps you understand lots of the basic mechanics if you wanna 100% the game

also helps with some of the goals to get there.

[proper rover]

Oh ok

[acoustic urchin]

^^

[quaint light]

joja doesn't do that at all. it's all about money

[acoustic urchin]

Oh I thought he meant achievement

[proper rover]

Yeah the steam achievement

[acoustic urchin]

Yeah that’s about it but cc is better

[strong thorn]

I'm just tryna find ps5 players lmao

[acoustic urchin]

100% the game through cc, then make a second file for joja for the steam achievement where you just speedrun joja

[sleek totem]

and CC has tiny cute apples!!! (not sure what exactly are them but they're super duper cute i swear)

[quaint light]

yeah

[acoustic urchin]

Hi Eunnie!

[acoustic urchin]

Junimos

[ripe spear]

truthfully, joja really doesn't have as much soul in the route compared to cc. CC actually feels like accomplishing.

[quaint light]

I still hate that I have to make a save to speedrun joja, because I haven't done it on steam yet

[sleek totem]

HIIIII

[quaint light]

only suffered through it once on switch

[versed galleon]

I HAVE A JUNIMO PLUSH

[quaint light]

cool but also spoiler hahaha

[acoustic urchin]

Let me know when you do it on Steam I’ll join, I need it too haha

[sleek totem]

BUTTTTT are they fruit?

[quaint light]

bet!

[acoustic urchin]

Idk

[versed galleon]

NO IRL

[quaint light]

OH!

[sleek totem]

u mean in real life??

[versed galleon]

YUHH

[sleek totem]

OMGGGGGGGGG

CAN I SEEEEE

[acoustic urchin]

I’m an adult man I STILL WANT ONE THOUGH

[versed galleon]

Lemme see i dont have photos of it on my computer so it will take a sec

[quasi patio]

This was here this whole time ?!

[quaint light]

spoiler!!!

[acoustic urchin]

Spoiler but yeah

[quaint light]

[quasi patio]

SORRY!!!

I deleted

[quaint light]

you're good, just don't want you to get in trouble

but yes, it's been there all this time

[topaz sorrel]

Yea an adult who gets to choose whatever they wanna do wat was it you wanted tho?

[quasi patio]

So how does this work—does it replenish?

[versed galleon]

ahh im sorry i cant find it

[ripe spear]

yes

[acoustic urchin]

The Junimo plushie

[quaint light]

||mhm.. slowly but yes. ||

[topaz sorrel]

I def want one :3

[acoustic urchin]

I’m buying one when I get paid

[versed galleon]

i bought mine at a convention and it was croched

[quaint light]

wait where do you get this junimo plushie?

[acoustic urchin]

It’s 3am, should I go back to sleep or should I play stardew valley

[acoustic urchin]

Idk Amazon?

[ripe spear]

||can i just rant about the fact how long it took for me to get the dwarf translation guide i didnt get it til year 3 the search of looking for Scroll II haunts me||

[versed galleon]

SLEEP

[topaz sorrel]

I’ll buy a Junimo plushie when I have money but so I can remember my fav mods from this server :3

[acoustic urchin]

Eh I’ve already slept like 3 hours

[versed galleon]

NAH BRO MY LAST ONE WAS THE 1ST

[topaz sorrel]

Okay I gtg now

[versed galleon]

dude

[acoustic urchin]

• I slept 2 hours like 12 hours ago on the plane from Spain to England

[versed galleon]

sleep

it is bad for you

[acoustic urchin]

Sleep is bad for you

[quaint light]

omg I found it and I want one too

[acoustic urchin]

Correct

[sleek totem]

YES PLEAAASE

[topaz sorrel]

Gud time Mhms

[sleek totem]

[versed galleon]

im sorry i cant find ittt

[wild fiber]

😔

[quasi patio]

Do you get a lot@of money for selling gedo?

[versed galleon]

nahh'

[craggy shore]

What

[topaz sorrel]

Gedo?

[sleek totem]

OnO

[acoustic urchin]

[topaz sorrel]

Huh

[versed galleon]

opening them can turn a profit

[craggy shore]

If you mean geodes, they have no value

[quasi patio]

Geode

[craggy shore]

Literally, they sell for 0g

[quaint light]

geodes? no. open them.

[quasi patio]

Oh

[topaz sorrel]

Oh-

[craggy shore]

You have to open them to get value out of them

You usually get more gold from selling the contents than opening them

[quasi patio]

Uh…so there’s this skull thing..can I kill it ??

[acoustic urchin]

But also museum if you haven’t already

[quasi patio]

How do I spoiler thing conceal ?

[quaint light]

read the pinned post

for instructions

[craggy shore]

!spoilertag

[acoustic urchin]

Upload photo to discord, click spoiler then click send

[craggy shore]

!spoilertags