stardew-valley

[raven shell]

ok

thanks

[faint ibex]

ofc

[dull loom]

how do you remove stuff from inside your house? i accidentally put torches there & i cant seem to remove them ...my chest either

[last wigeon]

Pick? For torches

You cant break chests if you have items in it

[velvet forum]

Pickaxe or axe

Hoe for machines/chests

[quaint bison]

Hello, I'm new

[crystal cloak]

Why do my 4 chickens sometimes only give 3 eggs

Kinda annoying

[serene tendon]

you might not bet petting all of them

also one of them might be a baby still

[crystal cloak]

I need to pet them wtf

No he isnt a baby im not stupid lol

[serene tendon]

thats what i do and i get all 4 eggs

[crystal cloak]

Ok thx

[serene tendon]

and all my chickens are adults

[ashen flume]

Hi lmfao took a while to see this

[crystal cloak]

I be letting mfs out and I still needa feed them

[dusty ibex]

ITS OK

i just pinged u cuz u realised I hadn’t seen u in a while

how have u been

[ashen flume]

I've disappeared again tbh

[dusty ibex]

YEA LMAO

are u ok like fr

[ashen flume]

Yee just kinda away from discord for like no reason

[last wigeon]

Hello! Welcome

[ashen flume]

Unintendedly taking a break from stardew but i wanna finish my map soon

[crystal cloak]

How are all the advanced farms I see so full of crops theres barely any space with no damn grass tiles

[dusty ibex]

ok W me too I burnt out on sdv I don’t wanna make it a chore so I not playing

I will ping u so u don’t forget about us

[alpine steppe]

different farm map layouts maybe? are you using the forest farm map? that one has a lot of grass tiles

[velvet forum]

It's because crops make more money than animals.

[crystal cloak]

Im on normal

[quaint bison]

Hi, and thank you!

[crystal cloak]

Yeah ngl chickens are so little money

I hope cows do better

[velvet forum]

Cows are good.
Pigs are goated.

And still not as profitable as wine.

[crystal cloak]

Alr

[faint ibex]

idkk i got 35k from 28 truffles

which is pretty insane

[serene tendon]

i just saw an owl i think flying and it jumpscared me so hard

[faint ibex]

LMAO

summer tomorrow in game 💪🏻💪🏻

[serene tendon]

nice

[velvet forum]

It is, but the $/tile from AF wine still wins.

[faint ibex]

then i can get master angler

[outer edge]

how old are you @serene tendon ?

[faint ibex]

i guess but i get over 50 truffles a day unlike wine

[serene tendon]

why?

[outer edge]

curiosity

tell me i wont bite

[velvet forum]

True. And I have pigs too, just to keep things from getting monotonous.

[serene tendon]

i dont feel comftorable saying my age 😭

[faint ibex]

pls dont ask peoples age, its pretty creepy and also can be dangerous for the person sharing their age

[outer edge]

i saw your steam account it has 2011 so im asking how old are you?

[serene tendon]

it says 2011???

[outer edge]

dont make this yourself again im talking to him not you

[serene tendon]

misclick 😭

or well mis type

[faint ibex]

im not making this about myself wtf??

im saying its internet safety

stop being weird

[outer edge]

if you're born in 2011 you must be 12-13

[outer edge]

stop being annoying?

[normal grove]

very smart hatdog

[outer edge]

thank you

[faint ibex]

dude chill out im looking out for people online.

[serene tendon]

it was a mis type

[outer edge]

dog brain > everyone else

[outer edge]

ok

[faint ibex]

do you know how many predators are on the internet, im looking out for safety in no way am i making this about myself. Im literally 18, idc if anyone knows my age

[outer edge]

13 below is bannable here

[regal thicket]

I like how people have 8 or more years on the game

And I never went past 1

[velvet forum]

The age range of this community is one of the best things about it.
Also, there's no preventing kids <13 from accessing things with an age gate, so if that's what you're on about, maybe take a chill pill and a reality check.

[regal thicket]

[outer edge]

just because someone is asking their age it doesn't mean they're predator

[faint ibex]

did u mean to tag nono?

[regal thicket]

Bannable everywhere

[outer edge]

you're being sensitive about age

[faint ibex]

other people could be looking for young people. I never said you were

i said other people

[serene tendon]

well i cant find out how to change it to my year so its stuck like 2011 unfortunently

[velvet forum]

Nah just the line of conversation in general.

[faint ibex]

STOP CALLING ME SENSITIVE JFC

[serene tendon]

im panicking rn i dont want to be kicked cuz im underage when im really not 😭

[faint ibex]

If i ask you to stop doing something you should stop.

[outer edge]

woah

tf?

[faint ibex]

dw u never said ur age, they are just speculating the unreasonable

[velvet forum]

Anyway it's because Discord collects aggregate user data and sells it. Which they can't legally do for kids under 13.

[outer edge]

the unreasonable being him an underage for discord?

[haughty spire]

2011 cant say anuthing about people age

It can be random number

[outer edge]

ye i was just asking

[haughty spire]

It weird to suppose otherwise

[outer edge]

but this @faint ibex being annoying

[faint ibex]

no bc ur making stuff up

my username on like 7 things is 2015

bc i made the account in 2015

[outer edge]

i didnt ask

[faint ibex]

it means nothing

[faint ibex]

omfg now ur just being annoying

[outer edge]

im not talking to you, again stop making this yourself

[faint ibex]

im not??

[outer edge]

then shut up?

[edgy linden]

what's going on?

[haughty spire]

Drama

[velvet forum]

Y'all are so far off topic now...
If you think there's some kind of rule violation, use the bouncer bot instead of airing grievances publicly. Sheesh.

[edgy linden]

excuse me guys! stop arguing

[normal grove]

lmfao this server is such a shitpost

[outer edge]

i asked if the kid is underage then this @faint ibex being annoying

[faint ibex]

I already contacted a mod

its all good

[edgy linden]

you don't wanna mess with the mods

[outer edge]

of course you would

[faint ibex]

Please dont ping me

thank you

[edgy linden]

tell me about it

[outer edge]

i can't believe people are making a drama just because of the age

[faint ibex]

I just finished up year 4 spring lfgg

summer time 💪🏻

[outer edge]

🏳️‍🌈

[faint ibex]

lmaoo

[shrewd pagoda]

:0 oh no! gay people! wow!

[faint ibex]

LOL

[outer edge]

its pride flag

[oblique pilot]

anywho

[faint ibex]

that it is

[oblique pilot]

I just got a diamond from a fishing chest on a bad luck day

[normal grove]

hatdog

ur a damn menace

[outer edge]

thanks

[shrewd pagoda]

ooh nice

[oblique pilot]

Welp I tried

[shrewd pagoda]

im trying too dw dw im with u

[faint ibex]

what does a pride flag got to do with america?

Two more fish till im done with all fishing!

[velvet forum]

What does a pride flag OR America have to do with SDV?

[faint ibex]

thats not even true

[shrewd pagoda]

this just in: gay people only exist in america

[oblique pilot]

I don’t think there’s anything in mars

[regal thicket]

We'll ship them to the US then

[faint ibex]

:)

[outer edge]

i think canada has also full support in lgbtq like america

[faint ibex]

[dusty ibex]

💀 what’s going on here ?????

[oblique pilot]

Dramatic people

[faint ibex]

sdv gay pride

[outer edge]

we're talking about gay people

[velvet forum]

Thanks for outing yourself as a homophobe
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[shrewd pagoda]

not so sure about that one buddy! try again 🙂

[faint ibex]

istg this is the only channel that gets bad

u called it “crap”

[dusty ibex]

I’m gonna go ahead and <@&239770080378880001>

[shrewd pagoda]

is this a common thing?

[faint ibex]

very lmao

[outer edge]

no

[wintry snow]

What, in the actual fuck, is going on in here.

[oblique pilot]

Prolly cause new members to the server gravitate here

[outer edge]

wth HAHAA

[dusty ibex]

HELLO JAY its being crazy funny in here

[velvet forum]

@spare lava

[faint ibex]

I got called sensitive for a ton then someone started talking abt gay people idek anymore

[outer edge]

@crystal cloak you're in the cliff right now!

[regal thicket]

[shrewd pagoda]

am i the only one who doesn't understand any of this what

[gleaming mist]

Just stop what you're doing right now

[edgy linden]

Gosh these people wouldn't just stop

[outer edge]

you have eyes to read

[faint ibex]

I dmed Bouncer but nothing yet

[regal thicket]

I just know that people are offended

[oblique pilot]

[outer edge]

yep i can see a single person having that

[faint ibex]

bruh

[shrewd pagoda]

:0 really!? thanks so much! I never new that ❤️

[regal thicket]

[outer edge]

im glad

[haughty spire]

^^^

[normal grove]

hatdog and korey are about to have a duel to the death

[dusty ibex]

I be fr usually it isn’t this bad, don’t get scared off from this channel we usually just like helping ppl with sdv

[faint ibex]

can u stop talking abt me pls

[wintry snow]

For the love of god, stop being rude to people and stop insulting each other. If you can't talk nice there's a lovely thing called a BLOCK BUTTON

[faint ibex]

i asked you guys to stop pls listen

[velvet forum]

Y'all STFU, let the mods mod, and return the chat to SDV 🤦
Please.

[regal thicket]

Man

I love abigail

[faint ibex]

im more of an alex guy

[shrewd pagoda]

anyway i just completed perfection for the first time and i am very proud!!

[wintry snow]

Sebastian is the best

[normal grove]

damn mb 😔

[regal thicket]

Best wife out there fr

[last wigeon]

GUYS NO PLSS

[faint ibex]

YAY! Im close to perfection rn

[outer edge]

i love haley cause she's blonde (2)

[wintry snow]

No it was cause you said America was the only place with "that crap" when talking about the pride flag

[regal thicket]

Nah I prefer women

[last wigeon]

#stardew-valley message
This is actually true

[velvet forum]

Daaaammn (But also #stardew-spoilers right?)

[regal thicket]

But you do you

[dusty ibex]

ok u should be happy cuz that’s a big ol’ achievement I HOPE U ENJOYED THE CUTSCENE

[edgy linden]

I like Alex too

[last wigeon]

Yeah

[faint ibex]

I like guys so its my thing but i understand

[jovial rapids]

personally alex sucks

[outer edge]

i hate that jock

[wintry snow]

I was gonna pin it but then realised it was already pinned

[regal thicket]

She's such a bad bitch tho

[jovial rapids]

he smells !!!!

[outer edge]

YES

[last wigeon]

Hehehe

[regal thicket]

Damn she got me barking
Woof woof girl

[faint ibex]

guys stop with alex hate :((

[shrewd pagoda]

That's so cool! Nice! 😄

[outer edge]

omg

[last wigeon]

[velvet forum]

He's such a dead end.

[oblique pilot]

Alex always gives off himbo vibes

[faint ibex]

dude just block me pls

[jovial rapids]

agreed

[edgy linden]

I mean yeah! Alex is kinda dumb but he's still good

[last wigeon]

Alex is a good guy

[outer edge]

i wouldn't i love you

[faint ibex]

love him 🫶🏻 He gets so much better

[oblique pilot]

The definition of a himbo

[faint ibex]

ew pls dont say that to me

[regal thicket]

why do people hate clint

[edgy linden]

lol yeah!

[last wigeon]

Creep

[faint ibex]

Alexs’ cutscenes always make me cry

[shrewd pagoda]

bc hes creepy about emily

[jovial rapids]

he’s weird

[oblique pilot]

Typical nice guy

[regal thicket]

He's just an ordinary guy trying to eork

[serene tendon]

ikr clint gives me my artifacts and minerals

[edgy linden]

Clint is a creepy guy lol

[regal thicket]

Work*

[shrewd pagoda]

'im nice once you get to know me i swear' type guy

[outer edge]

ok, i will tell the mods about this YOU OFFENDED ME!

[velvet forum]

Because his social incompetence translates into stalkerish incel behavior

[faint ibex]

[jovial rapids]

clint try not to be weird challenge: impossible

[faint ibex]

so many pride emotes lol i love this

[regal thicket]

Damn what the hell incel gotta do with a farming game

[shadow kiln]

For anyone wondering max profits if you dedicate to a single crop per season(at lvl 1 farming with no skill boosts) numbers at 100 crops --- raw and kegged/Jarred(whichever has the best profit for that seasons availability) and only using normally available plants from Pierre in 1st year pls note that as you change the number of crops, your avg profit percentage still remains the same, it just scales up or down in total but does not change what will be more profitable per individual plant:

Spring: Raw --- kale(about 95-100k) --- Jar --- Kale(Jar is between 105 and 110k) p.s. keg in spring year 1 is essentially worthless in that raw kale still has higher profit margins than the kegged variants of other available crops in year 1

Summer: Raw --- Blue Berries(about 60-65k) --- Keg --- HOPS (at the highest return on investment in the game, kegged hops will run a total profit margin at about 500-515k) note that hops are a trellised plant that you cannot walk through, keep that in mind when planting

Fall: Raw --- Cranberry(about 90-95k)if only selling raw crop the pumpkin becomes slightly more valuable at lvl 4 farming --- Jar/Keg --- Cranberry by a lot(keg being the highest at about 220-230k)

Winter....go fishing!!!!!!!! XD

[jovial rapids]

text wall!!!

[oblique pilot]

Not the shorts 💀💀

[last wigeon]

Ok korey dont spam emojis pls (even though they look awesome)

[normal grove]

deadass tho

[regal thicket]

Chill bruh 🤔

[faint ibex]

AWH SHOOT I FORGOT

[shadow kiln]

This should be helpful for our new fellows!!!

[jovial rapids]

i ain’t readin all that !!!

[outer edge]

haley is the best waifu in the game

[last wigeon]

Well we had it in the pins

[haughty spire]

bro just came and posted whole poem

[edgy linden]

Now I don't know what's going on

[jovial rapids]

i’m going back to seasoned farmers y’all are weird

[regal thicket]

Abigail is the goth gf i need

[outer edge]

read

[faint ibex]

lewis going to the pride event be like

[faint ibex]

shes not even goth lol

[velvet forum]

When achievable:
Spring-Fall --- Ancient Fruit, kegged.

[regal thicket]

She got purple hair
It enough

[edgy linden]

Ok I'm out

[shadow kiln]

not normally available from pierre

[last wigeon]

#stardew-valley message

[velvet forum]

True, but I avoid buying anything from Pierre if it's not strictly necessary.

[bitter jungle]

Anyone have any tips for the legendary fish of the game? I haven't caught one yet I have the iridium rod

[outer edge]

the sewer

[oblique pilot]

Trap bobber and lots of patience

[faint ibex]

Krobus best spouse (i wish u could marry him)

[silver bolt]

my first ancient fruit grew what should i do w it

[shadow kiln]

that post was for people starting out year 1 on their farm to help them get a solid start and be able to build a good foundation

[outer edge]

you can

[bitter jungle]

gotcha thanks!

[oblique pilot]

Seedmaker

[velvet forum]

Not a spouse but definitely a nesting partner.

[faint ibex]

u can only roomie him

[outer edge]

oh

[faint ibex]

not marry, i wanna kiss the man what a cute guy

[oblique pilot]

Can also eat something that will buff your fishing! The higher level fishing you have, the bigger your fishing bar is

[outer edge]

no, go for haley.

because i said so

[faint ibex]

My favorite spouses are Alex, Harvey, Haley, Sam and then the rest

[outer edge]

haley > all the women in the game (this is the only reason that you need)

[velvet forum]

Harvey is a great spouse.

[haughty spire]

there are personal preferences you know

[oblique pilot]

Harvey’s age and sam’s atrocious haircut are putting me off

[shadow kiln]

also i didnt notice something listed out on the pinned messages? someone had asked about this earlier today and i had started to reply and then had to leave for awhile so it came late.

[velvet forum]

So is Sebastian.

[normal grove]

I wish i could marry mr qi.

[faint ibex]

I agree actually, but maybe thats bc in gay and i prefer the me

[shadow kiln]

if double post, am sorry.

[faint ibex]

i like older men also i can fix sam

[oblique pilot]

All the marriage candidates are

[regal thicket]

Aight bro we got it

[outer edge]

we know you're straight you keep saying it men

[haughty spire]

isn't he aight already??

[faint ibex]

LMAO

[velvet forum]

How is that relevant. Your character could be female. Or a gay male. Doesn't change anything about you

[faint ibex]

everyone hates his hair lmao

[outer edge]

maybe he doesn't know

[faint ibex]

I made a girl character to marry haley with

[haughty spire]

nah he looks like jojo villain i like it

[velvet forum]

Good point 😮

[faint ibex]

TRUEE

[oblique pilot]

You can make your farmer an alien

[faint ibex]

u could make ur character… female

blows mind up with laser beams

[oblique pilot]

It’s literally an rpg game so no one cares if you’re straight or not

[outer edge]

[velvet forum]

Again, how is that relevant?

[faint ibex]

u do know ur character and you dont need to be the same right

[velvet forum]

He can't ever play Tomb Raider.

[regal thicket]

DIOOOOOOOOO

[velvet forum]

Or Slime Rancher.

[oblique pilot]

Go seduce Alex as a male farmer

[faint ibex]

bro just joined to tell us hes straight lol, okay ur straight we understand

[faint ibex]

alex is so gay we all know the closet was glass

[oblique pilot]

Reminds me of no character development Alex 😂😂

[outer edge]

do you support lgbtq?

[faint ibex]

oh no

[outer edge]

the question that we want to know

[faint ibex]

[outer edge]

good answer

[velvet forum]

Literally rejecting fun because of [REDACTED].

[regal thicket]

Man, if you going to be a homophobe, be a intelligent one
Be like me

[outer edge]

how? tell us

[faint ibex]

can we move on from the homophobic stuff, its not sdv related pls and makes people upset

[stoic linden]

Do I sell the golden pumpkin

[regal thicket]

I ain't explaining nothin

[faint ibex]

u can keep it, its a universal love gift

[outer edge]

its not homophobic to ask someone if they support lgbtq

[velvet forum]

No such thing as intelligent homophobia, I'm afraid.

[faint ibex]

i meant everyone else

[oblique pilot]

Step 1 to being intelligent

[outer edge]

yes

[stoic linden]

Aight thanks

[faint ibex]

lets just stop talking abt gay stuff in general at least. This is a SDV channel not an off topic channel

[stoic linden]

Also what is going on

[oblique pilot]

Chaos

[velvet forum]

Use it on the sewing machine

[outer edge]

fair point

[shadow kiln]

cant we just enjoy the fact that we can play SDV however we chose and stop raggin on Mars since he chooses to be straight? How is that any different than what he did.....yall need to all just chill and stop discussing it and instagating the conversation.

If you stop poking mars....he wont continue talking about it.

and thats a very targetted and bad question @outer edge you are trying to get someone in trouble for a PERSONAL decision on how he feels....its not societies job or our job in this chat to determine what someone has to agree or disagree with in their personal life.

Plz just talk stardew for the new farmers and take this chat to the DMs as per the rules laid out for the server.

[faint ibex]

yes pls

[outer edge]

damn you got me

[velvet forum]

(Correction: no one can choose their sexual orientation.)

[faint ibex]

also are u like a writer or something 😭 u write out a lot and i love it

[normal grove]

let hatdog be

[regal thicket]

Bro just needs to stfu and everything is going to be good

[normal grove]

he's trying his hardest

[haughty spire]

Gigachad entered the chat

[stoic linden]

Solution
Everyone just shut up

[normal grove]

I chose mine wdym? 😭

[velvet forum]

What? It's science.

[faint ibex]

if u dont agree then dont comment on it 🙏🏻 pls

[oblique pilot]

Don’t make a mod babysit this channel 💀

[faint ibex]

look just ignore them. What u believe is what u believe. no one is gonna change anyone’s opinions

[oblique pilot]

Implies a lot

[faint ibex]

BACK TO STARDEW

[edgy linden]

we still not done, ohh ok?

[faint ibex]

STARDEW!!! STARDEW

[outer edge]

it would be good if you did that earlier

[stoic linden]

Nah I'm dipping y'all are annoying asf I wanted to know about pumpkins not what's homophobic gawd dayum

[faint ibex]

#708480229739462656

[regal thicket]

I never went past 1 year

[outer edge]

ok

[regal thicket]

What happens next?

[outer edge]

skill issue

[faint ibex]

STARDEW

[shadow kiln]

guys....we dont need to continue talking about it. yall are close to ruining the channel chat and i am honestly just interested in helping new stardew players with their SDV start ups

[outer edge]

yes

[oblique pilot]

How did I get a diamond while fishing during an unlucky day

[regal thicket]

I lost my progress

[velvet forum]

I told you, tailor the golden pumpkin. Or sell it, you can get one every year.

[stoic linden]

SHUT.

[haughty spire]

new villager appears, new seeds for sale

[faint ibex]

mines

[outer edge]

let him, this is funny.

[shadow kiln]

@stoic linden whatchu wanna know friend?

[edgy linden]

What do you guys do in winter in stardew?
I mostly just do decorating and making more wine stuff

[outer edge]

mines or you can craft it

[hexed smelt]

Luck doesn't affect fishing. Only the chance of getting treasure chests, but you will still get them. And they may contain anything, since luck won't affect the contents.

[regal thicket]

Heard about the military dude, wish i could bang his wife

[stoic linden]

Someone already answered but thanks for asking

[haughty spire]

mining is dope

[shadow kiln]

NP m8

[oblique pilot]

I swear I go fishing on good luck days and hardly get a treasure chest

[stoic linden]

Piss about and friendship levels

[haughty spire]

[outer edge]

if you can't find it then you need to level up your fighting skills

[cobalt hare]

I'm new to the game and I'm trynna find what seeds should I buy in spring and the other seasons, can I get some help?

[velvet forum]

So the only way to improve your "chances" is by hooking more chests. Pirate + magnet lure?

[regal thicket]

🙂

[gritty onyx]

somone here wann play ??

[outer edge]

no

[hexed smelt]

The general rule is to mine on good luck days and fish on bad luck days.

[oblique pilot]

#1139016532966506576

[outer edge]

no

[faint ibex]

#1139016532966506576

[regal thicket]

Mars, how many push ups you can do

[haughty spire]

BRO just stop being salty

[outer edge]

ye i feel you and the zombie is tough

[oblique pilot]

What I do now. Except rng likes to laugh at me

[haughty spire]

you making whole chat uncomfortable

[shadow kiln]

yea mining and fishing are definitely the way to go outside of really hitting friendship with the townsfolk for sure

[outer edge]

[shadow kiln]

winter is fantastic for non farm progress

[normal grove]

idk i personally think hatdog is hilarious

[velvet forum]

I generally start with parsnips (as much as I can plant on day 1) then potatoes then strawberries

[stoic linden]

Bro I showed my cat this chat and she turned away and ran off 💀

[cobalt hare]

Gotcha

[faint ibex]

I swear everytime i join this chat i hate it but i keep coming back 😞

[cobalt hare]

Thanks!

[oblique pilot]

That’s literally just typical cat behavior

[faint ibex]

some of yall are cool

[hexed smelt]

If you don't have a Glow ring, you can craft torches to put down. Most people hate those levels and once they've gone past them they never return. They are definitely a pain.

[regal thicket]

Aight bet

[shadow kiln]

ty fella!

[stoic linden]

Nah she old and chill asf

[outer edge]

W

[oblique pilot]

Not as chill as mine I bet

[stoic linden]

Gawd dayum

[outer edge]

i want to touch its belly

[faint ibex]

why the cat sitting like my grandma

[outer edge]

so pluffy

[stoic linden]

Sits like my dad I ain't even gon lie

[oblique pilot]

It’s a trap don’t fall for it

[faint ibex]

truee

[stoic linden]

Fair

[faint ibex]

I love cats (i am allergic)

[edgy linden]

lol

[shadow kiln]

I do write quite a bit for both my normal occupation, as well as for my side gig. I'm used to writing for things that need fully fleshed out ideas or plans, and it often spills into other forms of my writing, such as this chat.

[outer edge]

this guy always type in essay mode

[faint ibex]

thats awesome!! I like it a lot, reading big paragraphs makes my brain itchy /pos

[novel thistle]

@faint ibex You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[faint ibex]

LETS GOOO

[stoic linden]

It's better than my dad's reponses

[faint ibex]

im a farmer now

[shadow kiln]

yes XD

[faint ibex]

i was out foraging today!

[hexed smelt]

OMG. Someone else who chats here in complete sentences with punctuation. You know they all think we're freaks, right? LOL

[faint ibex]

see! Irl sdv

[stoic linden]

With them being the diverse options of

[faint ibex]

i do wrestling

[stoic linden]

👍 or k

[faint ibex]

what?

[oblique pilot]

Chill

[haughty spire]

now keg one berry to make lot of manie

[outer edge]

omg hand reveal FOR FREE?!

[faint ibex]

[shadow kiln]

CONGRATUALATIONS to @faint ibex for hitting FARMER role in chat!!! This is something we should all aspire to --- to farmer and beyond!!!

[stoic linden]

I like the look of martial arts but being a child still I don't know where to start

[faint ibex]

ohh so truee im gonna be rich

i am 5’2 so yes

[regal thicket]

Damn bro you kira yoshikage or sum

[faint ibex]

💪🏻💪🏻

[outer edge]

[stoic linden]

"I am dwarf and I'm digging a hole"

[outer edge]

im 6'2 just sharing

[faint ibex]

i am

[regal thicket]

Dwarf, bet you're the one that stay in the coal mines

[outer edge]

nah you're 6'1, im taller than you bro

[novel thistle]

@crystal cloak You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[stoic linden]

Hehehe your a cow

[faint ibex]

im leavinf the mines in 15 days

[regal thicket]

[oblique pilot]

Party with krobus?

[stoic linden]

Also to actually stay on topic

Is there any way to stay in the mines overnight or not

[faint ibex]

yes

[outer edge]

no

[stoic linden]

Ok thanks

[oblique pilot]

No way to stay up past 2 am any night

[faint ibex]

nah

[alpine steppe]

i had a stack of 11 iriduim truffles and clicked on them to put one in the luau soup, thinking that only one would go into the soup..... but it took my whole stack..

[normal grove]

I just pass out in them every night

[oblique pilot]

Reset the day 💀💀

[faint ibex]

at that point just reset the day

[alpine steppe]

youre rigght

[outer edge]

iridium truffles?! wtf is that

[alpine steppe]

uh nothing

[stoic linden]

I will now either forget this discord server exists or will come back in 10 mins

[haughty spire]

i wonder

[faint ibex]

truffles of the iridium quality

[outer edge]

ore mushroom?

[faint ibex]

truffles are the pig thing

mushrooms that pigs find

in da ground

[outer edge]

yep but why iridium truffles

like ore mushroom?

[oblique pilot]

So kool

[shadow kiln]

I fully understand this comment! It happens every time I write an email and send it out to other people in the office. It never fails that I end up getting a slap on the back about how "great it is to see good communication sometimes"....when in all honesty I'm just speaking the normal, unfettered, English language in written form.

[outer edge]

[oblique pilot]

Is that a copy pasta

[faint ibex]

LOL

[outer edge]

how old are you? (im not a predator im just curious)

[faint ibex]

LMAO okay thats my bad

bro that makes u more sus

[outer edge]

[hexed smelt]

I concur. I wouldn't know how to do it any other way, after all these years.

[shadow kiln]

@crystal cloak CONGRATZ ON COWPOKE BROOOOOOOOOOO!!! Someday, I will be as cool as you are. XD

[faint ibex]

HELP the change

[serene tendon]

?

[faint ibex]

sdv new farmer chat lore going crazy rn

[regal thicket]

Man

[shadow kiln]

No, it's just me typing on my keyboard!

[oblique pilot]

When did new farmers turn to seasoned farmers

[regal thicket]

I wish I had the ability to send images

[faint ibex]

wait till u lvl up a but

[oblique pilot]

Keep chattering

[regal thicket]

Had the perfect image for this moment

[faint ibex]

thank you walta white

[outer edge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-perms-permissions-links-image-gif-19002311

[serene tendon]

you needa be a cowpoke like me unfortunently

[regal thicket]

[shadow kiln]

I am 32 years old, friend.

[outer edge]

thank you

[regal thicket]

Damn

[oblique pilot]

The duality 💀😭💀

[regal thicket]

We got someone's grandpa here

[normal grove]

only a predator would say that

[faint ibex]

wrong message sorry

[regal thicket]

That's hella old bru

[spring ember]

just got the green house

[faint ibex]

32 isnt that old yall 😭

[outer edge]

[normal grove]

🤠

[outer edge]

no its not

[oblique pilot]

[outer edge]

keanu reeves is 60 years old

[regal thicket]

Twice my age

[outer edge]

the john wick is 60 years old

[faint ibex]

u just young

[oblique pilot]

LMAO you’re a baby

[shadow kiln]

Not if you continue at the same rate of coolness growth anyway....

[regal thicket]

That brother is OLD

[faint ibex]

LMAO

[regal thicket]

aight bet

[serene tendon]

goo goo gaga

[faint ibex]

LMAO

[regal thicket]

Damn I'm only 16, wtf

[faint ibex]

said his first words

[regal thicket]

💀

[outer edge]

ayo he's trying to prove something

[regal thicket]

Backfired

Damn, I'm quitting

[shadow kiln]

Honestly it's a pretty chill time at 32. It's freaking weird as hell to listen to other people my age talk about their age though.

[oblique pilot]

I wonder what’s the average age of sdv players actually

Casual players sound young

[shadow kiln]

They all whine about how rough and ragged they feel, and how they cant get out of bed without creaks and cracks.

[outer edge]

of course, video games are for teens

[oblique pilot]

But then you go to another channel and people tend to be more mature 🥴

[shadow kiln]

I feel lit AF fam

[regal thicket]

Casual players sound old
Tryhards sound young

[oblique pilot]

Please never say that again 💀

[shadow kiln]

BAAAAAAAAAHAHA

[outer edge]

LOL

[regal thicket]

💀💀💀

[alpine steppe]

you cant be serious. i reset the day and then did the same damn thing agaaaaaain. why does the luau let you put a whole stack in

ok here i go again

[oblique pilot]

Third time’s the charm

[outer edge]

bro the guy in the gif is 100 years old

[serene tendon]

close enough

[alpine steppe]

it better be

[outer edge]

chill he's 32

[shadow kiln]

If you didn't know my age and if I wasn't intentionally typing in this manner right now --- you wouldn't have said that to me.

[regal thicket]

Have you seen his ID to say that

[faint ibex]

guess my age

[outer edge]

idk i just guess it

[regal thicket]

[outer edge]

14

[oblique pilot]

Didn’t you already say you’re 18 earlier

[shadow kiln]

you people gotta get to know me XD

[faint ibex]

dawg i got short genes

[outer edge]

damn 5'2 11 YEARS OLD?!

[regal thicket]

17

[faint ibex]

turning 18 in 15 days

[outer edge]

i was 5'0 when i was 16

[regal thicket]

HA

[faint ibex]

i am 17

[outer edge]

now 20 i was 6'2

[oblique pilot]

It’s usually the emojis that tend to give y’all away heh

[serene tendon]

buckeroo

[regal thicket]

What did you take

[faint ibex]

ur probably 19 saying that bro ur fresh out the oven

[outer edge]

i shake

[faint ibex]

FRESHER OUT THE OVEN

[regal thicket]

💀

[dusty ibex]

💀 are u guys trying to speedrun getting banned or muted or smth

[regal thicket]

Yes

[faint ibex]

what? we are talking normally

[oblique pilot]

They could be worse tbh

[outer edge]

read my name that's what i shake 3x everyday

[faint ibex]

are we not talking normally ?

[dusty ibex]

cuz y’all be talking and calling each other predators and stuff

[shadow kiln]

yea the old "XD" is something I will never let go of --- was a very specific story from a long time ago in my gaming history that I will carry with me to the grave.

[regal thicket]

You shaking a hatdog?

[dusty ibex]

that’s not normal 😭

[outer edge]

shh

[oblique pilot]

It’s all in good fun

[regal thicket]

Why would you shake a hatdog, they're not food

[shadow kiln]

im not big on emojis in general though

[dusty ibex]

[faint ibex]

no one called anyone that, someone just asked an age and said they werent a predator and we made fun of them for saying it lol

[normal grove]

only me to hatdog

[oblique pilot]

🤨📸

[dusty ibex]

okkkkk have fun

[regal thicket]

Nah this skull emoji is CRAZY

[outer edge]

i understand old phones doesn't have any emojis on them

[regal thicket]

they need to rework this goofy ass thing

[oblique pilot]

Don’t be racist

[faint ibex]

you cant say that bro

[regal thicket]

You saying that like he's using an nokia 1999

[shadow kiln]

Old phones sucked

[outer edge]

ayo

[outer edge]

[normal grove]

banned gg

[outer edge]

poor dogs

[oblique pilot]

Tf

[faint ibex]

that- uh. okay.

[outer edge]

oh you have a point

[faint ibex]

im in shock man omg

[outer edge]

i ain't gonna lie

[oblique pilot]

You’re assuming something about a different culture

That’s racist

[faint ibex]

its a racist stereotype

[serene tendon]

stay away from my dog named themurderinator3000

[faint ibex]

what is hapening anymore

[oblique pilot]

Honestly idk if you’re trying to troll and get banned 🥴

[regal thicket]

So, saying chinese people eat dogs is racist, but that's the truth?

[outer edge]

wait eating dogs are chinese culture right? or im wrong

[shadow kiln]

It's been fun fellow farmers! I have work things coming up shortly, catch ya later! HAPPY FARMING

ping if you have an actual question about SDV though!

[oblique pilot]

It’s a racist stereotype

[faint ibex]

someone ping a mod im so tired

[outer edge]

but chinese eat dogs

[normal grove]

correct

[faint ibex]

@spare lava

[oblique pilot]

We tried. It was a good effort

[regal thicket]

They eat dogs and cats

[outer edge]

WAIT WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT CHINESE EATING DOGS?

[regal thicket]

That's the first thing it appears when you google

[outer edge]

can we go back in stardew?!

[faint ibex]

im going crazy this is insane

[oblique pilot]

Isn’t it <@&239770080378880001>

[outer edge]

not me

[faint ibex]

ah couldnt find it sorry

[haughty spire]

both work

[alpine steppe]

so like first you joke about gay people and now chinese people? k

[normal grove]

mars ur on thin ice buddy

[outer edge]

LOL

[serene tendon]

rip mars he became a cowpoke and now he prob gunna get kicked 😭

[outer edge]

mars on STREAK right now

[regal thicket]

bro finna get cooked

[normal grove]

mars ab to lose his account

[outer edge]

homophobic and racist, i wonder what's next?! HAAHHAHA

[wintry snow]

Can I not leave this channel for half an hour

[regal thicket]

Misoginy

[dull loom]

misogyny!

[oblique pilot]

We require babysitting

[wintry snow]

Apparently!

[faint ibex]

Hey yall im gonna hop out of this chat forever! bye bye. Have fun, and ping me if it’s important

[edgy linden]

They just won't stop lol

[dull loom]

i mean technically

[normal grove]

let's see if mars makes it 10 more mins

[wintry snow]

Stop the homophobic talk, stop the targeted racist talk, talk about Stardew for the love that is starfruit

[faint ibex]

Jay ur amazing

[heady moss]

Aight what's good

[oblique pilot]

Wait is there dragonfruit in sdv

[gleaming mist]

Not ancient fruits? /kiddinh

[regal thicket]

🤔

[outer edge]

its mars dont bring it to all of us

[heady moss]

aight

[wintry snow]

I was thinking that one but forgot the name

[haughty spire]

fact is people provoke each other in this chat at this moment

[dull loom]

we getting lumped in

[foggy current]

this chat is like a car crash. tragic, but you cant look away

[edgy linden]

ok whatever you say

[faint ibex]

FR LOL

[oblique pilot]

Don’t pretend like you’re an angel. Jesus a 35 second chat timer

[serene tendon]

nothing more true than that mr. drippenheimer

[tame gull]

I will increase the cool down further if you all can't chat respectfully

[mossy plinth]

Welcome to earth 😉

[regal thicket]

Wsg gang

[dusty ibex]

also pls realise that this isn’t a server for u to make edgy jokes it’s a server about a farming sim with ppl who are literally 13 years old n stuff

[outer edge]

[hexed smelt]

And it's continuous ...

[normal grove]

slow mode go brr, a minute???

[foggy current]

it keeps getting worse

[serene tendon]

i fr turned 86 years old once i was able to chat again lol

[oblique pilot]

So fellow farmers, how do you do

[regal thicket]

Can't farm without it

[outer edge]

ong

[dull loom]

oh my days

[tame gull]

Please chat respectfully

[faint ibex]

i be chattin and chillin hbu farmer

[normal grove]

thoughts on fishing only to 1m?

[serene tendon]

guys im going to eat a pop tart 😏

[oblique pilot]

Painful but interesting challenge

[serene tendon]

wdym?

[faint ibex]

what does that mean?

[regal thicket]

🇧 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇳 🇦

[oblique pilot]

I’m guessing only fishing to make 1 mil gold

[faint ibex]

minion core

[faint ibex]

ooo sounds fun tbh

[empty tartan]

hello?

[faint ibex]

hello!

[regal thicket]

[faint ibex]

i might do the 1mil fish challenge

only selling fish but u can buy food and stuff?

[oblique pilot]

Might as well try to catch legend on year 1

[faint ibex]

lol true

[serene tendon]

ima go grab a poptart

[faint ibex]

poptart yum

[wet roost]

Should I sell the fish I get from the night market

[faint ibex]

yes

u can get more later on unlike the legendary fish

[wet roost]

Like all of it? I’m keeping one blobfish for my tank

[haughty spire]

blob fish can be made in mask, and it is second best fish for money in a fish pond

[foggy current]

that's like asking a cow to solve time travel

[faint ibex]

whats first?

[haughty spire]

lava eel

[faint ibex]

LOL

[topaz stone]

lmao what

[steady bluff]

Pond?

[faint ibex]

oh yes yes

[haughty spire]

blob fish and ice pip has same value for fish pond

[wet roost]

So I shouldn’t sell my blobfish?

[foggy current]

im saying that its basically impossible

[steady bluff]

I haven't built one, kinda tempted to at some point.

[haughty spire]

you can have a use for it later, i'd say no

[oblique pilot]

You can always catch more

[faint ibex]

u can! you can get more later if you wish but if you want to use it in other ways you can

[wet roost]

I’m getting mixed messages

[topaz stone]

Thought you meant that but what kind of analogy is that lmfao

[faint ibex]

do whatever u want with ur blobfish

[fierce ginkgo]

don't sell your blobfish, put it in a pond

[foggy current]

a random one

[faint ibex]

u can still fish more later on lol

[topaz stone]

evidently

[wet roost]

Okay

I’ll keep ‘em and sell everything else

[tame gull]

Fortunately you're all human beings, not cows, and have the ability to control yourselves and make respectful decisions.

[wet roost]

Stardew drains my battery

[faint ibex]

being a cow would be so much cooler

but atlas i will do my duty as a human

[empty tartan]

bold to assume i'm not a cow

[faint ibex]

moo moo moo

[empty tartan]

[outer edge]

not unless you're in a slaughter house

[topaz stone]

moo moo, gib grass

[faint ibex]

even better

[faint ibex]

this is so me as a cow

[topaz stone]

[dusty ibex]

HELLO PAULIE

[fierce ginkgo]

VIL HI

didnt expect to see u around here

[dusty ibex]

I ALWAYS BE AROUND HERE

[fierce ginkgo]

ok yea me too i be helping people and shit (unless chat is being weird LMFAO)

[dusty ibex]

chat was unbelieably weird

like 20 minutes ago

but it seems to be fixed

[faint ibex]

we turned into cows

[grim terrace]

Oh hey the storm is gone. Thanks junimos

[fierce ginkgo]

i love cows

[faint ibex]

mooo

cows go hard

[dusty ibex]

cows are fr lit

[distant estuary]

Yo can someone help me choose between mushrooms or bats 😭

[edgy linden]

Mushrooms for energy
Bats for cc completion

But I'll go for mushrooms

[faint ibex]

i always go for bats now

u can get mushrooms easy on mine floors and if u have forest farm

[distant estuary]

I usually choose bats but I’ll try mushrooms

[faint ibex]

mix it up!

Mushrooms also is good for money starting out

[crimson zephyr]

If you ask me fishing should drain energy proportionate to the difficulty of the fish you catch

[faint ibex]

oh yea that would make sense

[distant estuary]

I love fishing they give me a lot of coins 😋

[pliant relic]

i can't fish

[faint ibex]

gold!!

[pliant relic]

all I get is trash

[faint ibex]

check the luck days

[haughty spire]

where are you fishing at?

[distant estuary]

Luck days?

[faint ibex]

oh thats a good point

[faint ibex]

if u check ur tv for fortune teller youll see the luck for the day

[distant estuary]

Ohh

[faint ibex]

idk why i said luck days

my brain is twisted on wrong rn

[distant estuary]

I always thought that was for if the rain was coming or not

[faint ibex]

its for multiple things!

queen of sauce, fortune teller, weather and the life one

forgot the name of the last one

[rancid wren]

Living off the land

[faint ibex]

yes yes

[rancid wren]

Queen of sauce is great to watch every... Sunday is it?

Since it's one of the only ways to get cooking recipes

[faint ibex]

its sunday (i think) and reruns on wednesday

incase u miss a day

living off the land should be this channels name tbh, bc it gives beginner tips n stuff

idk that be cute

im so tirwd idk what im saying

[rancid wren]

Ha that would be cute

But I guess people might get lost

[faint ibex]

truee yea

i already get pretty lost lol

i hate being anemic omgg 😭 i cant even stretch without my body wanting to pass out

[midnight parrot]

[celest flume]

I really like this idea! But I agree people might get lost, I'm pretty used to #stardew-valley by now

Playing this current run after a long break and watching the TV every morning pretty diligently has helped me to appreciate how helpful the gradual livin off the land tips could be to a new player (if they aren't either coming here or asking friends/social media, or hitting the wiki hard)

[regal thicket]

My wife

[midnight parrot]

NAH BRO GET OUT THE WAY shes mine

[regal thicket]

YOU TRIPPIN DAWG

WE GOT MARRIED ON THE FALL 26TH

[midnight parrot]

U WANT A FIGHT

[quaint bison]

Is Leah easy to get along with if you marry her?

[regal thicket]

YOU HIGH ON MUSHROOMS MARIO

[midnight parrot]

i actually havnt get married to her yet BUT SHE INVITED ME TO VIDEO GAMES SHE WANTS ME BRO IM SORRY

[obtuse arch]

You must battle for her pixelated hand

[regal thicket]

YOU TRIPPIN

[midnight parrot]

ITS U WHOS TRIPPIN

[cobalt hare]

W

[regal thicket]

WE SANG NATURE SONGS AND GOT WHISMSICAL AT THE RAIN

WHATCHU MEAN

WE HAD 2 KIDS

WE HAVE*

[obtuse arch]

What do you mean HAD

Oh nvm

[regal thicket]

i lost the farm : (

BUT I STILL GOT HER HAND

HER DAD LOVES ME

EVEN HER MOM

[midnight parrot]

SHE TOLD ME HER DEEPEST SECRETS BRO SHES JUST HANGING WITH YA AS A FRIEND

[obtuse arch]

A friend with two kids?

[midnight parrot]

HER MOM IS MEAN

[midnight parrot]

HES LYING BRO ITS OBV

[obtuse arch]

Caroline!!?

[regal thicket]

bro, she told you your deepest secret while she got business with me and 2 kids

[nova mortar]

Why yall screaming

[regal thicket]

Wym

You the friend

[obtuse arch]

Caroline is the nicest mom in the valley

[midnight parrot]

ILL HAVE KIDS WITH HER AS WELL SOON

[regal thicket]

NOW U WANNA FIGHT

[alpine steppe]

shes the best

[midnight parrot]

she said the fish i cought was BAD

[regal thicket]

CACH THIS HOOK DOG 👊👊👊

[obtuse arch]

Well maybe it was bad

[regal thicket]

Catch*

[midnight parrot]

lets FIHGHT U LOOSER

[midnight parrot]

no i got it with a good bait

a sardine lol

[regal thicket]

I gave her an diamond

L

[obtuse arch]

You gave her a single sardine an expected her to like it!?

[midnight parrot]

I HAVE A SWORD HOMIE U BETTER GET OUT OF THE WAY

[regal thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-gif-22839895

[midnight parrot]

does she even like sardines

also i hate shane

[regal thicket]

damn
The opps tryna take me down

[midnight parrot]

idk why tf ppl are obssessed with him

[regal thicket]

No, she likes amethysts

She loves them, actually

[midnight parrot]

im still new to the game lol

[regal thicket]

If you give an diamond it's an universal like

[nova mortar]

Because it appeals to their fantasy of "i can fix him" personality

[obtuse arch]

Ppl like his story. A lot of ppl relate to him as well

[midnight parrot]

aha didnt know that ive never gifted caroline before

[midnight parrot]

yeah but hes too mean fr

[midnight parrot]

trendy behaivours

[nova mortar]

Some random ass comes and insists on talking with you and gives you random things

Its suspicious at the very least

[midnight parrot]

i also hate clint fr but eveyvody eles is good

[regal thicket]

Clunt is a homie

[fringe mica]

Now that you put it like that...

[obtuse arch]

Even Demetrius?

[regal thicket]

Clint*

[midnight parrot]

its not if i just want to say GM to everybody

[midnight parrot]

yeahhhh he sucks man he doesnt take old ores

[obtuse arch]

The man is probably tired and don't want to be bothered

[midnight parrot]

maybe but that doesnt change that that makes him very mean lmaooo

[obtuse arch]

He's got issues

[nova mortar]

Just leave him alone

[midnight parrot]

i got issues as well

[midnight parrot]

ill only be friends with him if i actually needed him

even though its disturbing lol

the black man i dont remember his name is the highest in my friendships and hes great

[obtuse arch]

That Demetrius

[midnight parrot]

yeah hes a real W

[obtuse arch]

Not a very nice father tho

[midnight parrot]

damn really ? i havnt discovered that yet m still in the beggenings

[regal thicket]

Wym he's not a cool father

[obtuse arch]

You'll learn

[midnight parrot]

yeah fosho

[obtuse arch]

He's not awful or anything. He could just do better

[lavish fox]

Doesn’t he have a book in his bookshelf about how to be a better step parent?

[fringe mica]

||I thought he was great, the way he gave me the "Don't play with my daughter" talk.||

[midnight parrot]

yeah i get that essp for someone whos supposed to be smart

[fierce ginkgo]

that would make sense if maru wasn’t a full grown adult

[obtuse arch]

True, they seem to treat them more like teens

[fringe mica]

Oh yeah. Good point.

[regal thicket]

🤔

[harsh leaf]

can someone invite me to their farm i want to catch some fish and eat them

[radiant zephyr]

nu

[harsh leaf]

cmon, i know you got dem good fishies

[fringe mica]

Stay away from my fishies.

[obtuse arch]

We all got the same fish tho

[harsh leaf]

😈

[harsh leaf]

sounds like a cover up. my fish got mercury from joja's illegal dumping

[obtuse arch]

Ya got a sword dont ya. Handle them yourself

[pliant relic]

is the wood sword better than the rusty one

I need tips cause I'm on day 21 of my first year

[fringe mica]

Don't the sword show what stats they have?

[pliant relic]

ok

can't I pan handle

[fringe mica]

But yeah, ditch the Rusty Sword.

[pliant relic]

how to pan handle

[obtuse arch]

Pan handle?

[fringe mica]

Never done it myself, but I'm guessing this is what you meant.

The pan you get from Willy, right?

[obtuse arch]

Oh that's mid game stuff, don't worry about it now

[pliant relic]

oh

hmm

ok

[cobalt hare]

you can join mine

[pliant relic]

gm ok

hm

I fix the bridge at beach

I donate to museum

I farm

what do joe

Now

I mime

what do I do

[harsh leaf]

thanks for the offer but im gonna take out joja and save my waters

[fallow thorn]

hi

[obtuse arch]

Howdy

[fallow thorn]

how is your day

[obtuse arch]

Pretty chill, how about yours

[fallow thorn]

pinapple

[cobalt hare]

can i join you

[fallow thorn]

oh Its not to bad

[turbid sparrow]

brr

[pliant relic]

I hate joja

they expensive

[turbid sparrow]

facts brother

[pliant relic]

Maru is best

[turbid sparrow]

maybe

[fallow thorn]

Dr pepper

[harsh leaf]

umm i downloaded like 80 mods and just started a new game

so the answers not no but theres probably easier/more convient people that will play?

[cobalt hare]

ill download them for you

[pliant relic]

I kinda wanna play online on switch

[harsh leaf]

XD if you're serious sure but im using it as my personal (main) farm so ill be progressing while you're offline if thats ok too

[pliant relic]

but I can't find none in multiplayer

anyway any tips

dry chat

ehst do I dob

[harsh leaf]

if i win lotto tonight i buy switch and play with u np

[cobalt hare]

can anyone help me how to play stardew?

[neat loom]

someone help this guy play

[cobalt hare]

yes:D

[obtuse arch]

Plants seeds and make friends

It's a very open ended game, you can do anything you wish

[shrewd pagoda]

WASD left click right click! 😄

nah but seriously - anything specific u need help with?

[obtuse arch]

You can start by making small goals for yourself

[shrewd pagoda]

If you need a complete beginners guide I think there are some good ones on youtube, I used them when I first started

[faint ibex]

HAHA this made me giggle

[olive adder]

e

[shrewd pagoda]

It's genuine advice no scam

[shrewd pagoda]

cite your sources

[faint ibex]

its 40°C rn help we have no AC

[olive adder]

Alt F4 makes you gain 100000000000000 money

[faint ibex]

true 😏

[olive adder]

[faint ibex]

(pls dont alt f4 in stardew u will not save

[obtuse arch]

Evil duck

[olive adder]

[shrewd pagoda]

new mission objective: don't get boiled alive

[shrewd pagoda]

I believe in you!

[faint ibex]

mission failed

OMG WE HAVE POPCICLES

YUM

[shrewd pagoda]

problem solved

[olive adder]

Water

stay hydrated

[faint ibex]

am drinking cold water