stardew-valley

[cyan wraith]

Rn

Whu

[hardy pollen]

[cosmic cape]

Quick question

I'm in the Spring of year two right now

is it worth making a ton of jars to pickle my crops or should I just sell it for some quick money

[abstract wyvern]

just make 10 jars

jarrer

preservers

and you're good :)

i wouldn't bother making more tbh

[cosmic cape]

ah alright

[nova mortar]

You should have kegs by now

[cosmic cape]

thank you

[nova mortar]

Unlocked at the very least

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, more kegs than jars

[hardy pollen]

how do i craft keg bc it doesnt show on my crafting

[abstract wyvern]

but i'd still make 10 jars tho you know what i mean..

[cosmic cape]

They're already unlocked but I'm still waiting for my first batch of oak resin

[abstract wyvern]

lvl 8 farming

[hardy pollen]

do i need to unlock something

[hardy pollen]

ohh

[cosmic cape]

My farm is horribly inefficient during the first year lmao

[hardy pollen]

i checked mine is still level 7

[abstract wyvern]

it's oki

[hardy pollen]

[versed hemlock]

Guys can you help me choose Sebastian or Shane to date

[nova mortar]

Just focus on making kegs at the money will flow

[hardy pollen]

seb

[spice thorn]

seb

[nova mortar]

Neither 🗿

[hardy pollen]

yeah bc i got quest from pam to bring her pale ale and i didnt know where to get

[spice thorn]

fair

[stuck wren]

I think one of the books in the library says how to make pale ale

[hardy pollen]

yeah i needed keg to make one

so just need farming lv 8

[stuck wren]

Ok

[loud gorge]

hi, i came across something very strange while playing stardew valley, can someone who knows the game dm me?

[abstract wyvern]

just ask stuff here

[spice thorn]

what strange thing did you came across?

[loud gorge]

ok can i ask you

[abstract wyvern]

sure

[loud gorge]

On the 27th day of spring in the 1st year, while entering my house at night, I saw a giant bat on my farm.

[abstract wyvern]

did you choose the dangerous farm ?

[small heart]

Hi

[loud gorge]

I can send ss to anyone

[loud gorge]

no i chose normal

[spice thorn]

was it a shadow?

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, send it to #images-and-memes

[loud gorge]

yes it looked like a shadow (play by the way i just started ignorant

[loud gorge]

ok

[cosmic cape]

Btw what should I name the horse?

[loud gorge]

I sent

[spice thorn]

fish and chips

just kidding lol

[paper bay]

sa

[empty flax]

hello

I'm new

[loud gorge]

as

[paper bay]

1 kişi daha buldum bu grubda oynu girersek gelmek ister misin

[loud gorge]

knk tek oynuyom ben

[paper bay]

peki

[wanton tiger]

English only here, sorry

[loud gorge]

ok

[paper bay]

but idk english maybe

[wanton tiger]

You could go to dms maybe

[paper bay]

maybe he dms close

[wanton tiger]

Oh idk then sorry

[empty flax]

WHat is the cone hat for?

[wanton tiger]

It’s from the event that just ended

Hat mouse event

[pine wagon]

Quartz. Is it in all of the "mines" levels or only in some?

[empty flax]

is there a free version of stardew valley

[pine wagon]

no

[empty flax]

why does google say there is

[pine wagon]

Stardew Valley is a paid game. It is currently available for purchase on the Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, PC, iOS, and Android.

[abstract wyvern]

google isn't 100% right all of the time

[dense moss]

Well, legally it is only available on Steam and GOG on PC and both versions are paid

[wanton tiger]

Should be all, but a lot can be found floors 1-10

[pine wagon]

ty! :)

[wanton tiger]

[hearty pelican]

Then tell him to open them

Stop being difficult

You stupid bastard

[paper bay]

if that interested you i would ask you this

[plush jetty]

is this like a joke response

[paper bay]

where is modetartors ?

[plush jetty]

if serious not very nice

[wanton tiger]

calm down tf

[full sky]

that isn't very poggers of you

[hearty pelican]

Idc

Lol

[full sky]

please follow me

breathe in

breathe out

take deep breaths

[hearty pelican]

Thought you couldn’t speak English

Dumbass

[plush jetty]

you are talking to other ppl

you should care

[hearty pelican]

No shot

[plush jetty]

you are not alone

rn

[full sky]

if you are feeling flustered or frantic, please take a deep breath with your nose before sneaking a little bit more air with a second, smaller inhalation.

this is the same way you calm down when you cry.

[paper bay]

come dm

[fair stream]

@hearty pelican Be civil in here, if you can't be civil then I suggest you take a step back

[paper bay]

@hearty pelican

[plush jetty]

i think u shouldnt go to dm with them lol

[fair stream]

And @paper bay, disengage now.

[full sky]

this lowers the temperature of your brain, and a cooler brain may improve your mood.

[wanton tiger]

Thanks for your quick response, quill

[fair stream]

[full sky]

nice job quail

very commendable of you

[paper bay]

@hearty pelican when u come dm

[fair stream]

Soy I have already told you to disengage.

I will not be saying it again.

[paper bay]

why u dont check dm ?

[paper bay]

if u want check this

[fair stream]

I checked, and you really don't need to engage further regardless of what was said earlier.

[paper bay]

later write for me

[full sky]

The world is quieter now.

[errant nimbus]

No "Several people are typing"

the storm is quiet

[fallen trail]

dms open if you wanna play^^25 from norway

[plush jetty]

do you know handong

[fallen trail]

what? hahah

[plush jetty]

from dreamcatcher

[foggy turret]

Hi, you can make a post in #multiplayer-lfg-old if you'd like a little more visibility

[plush jetty]

ice princess is her nickname

sry if u dont know her

i thought it was related lol

[full sky]

a quiet storm.

peace within the eye.

[plain charm]

paparemenecano

[full sky]

what

[errant nimbus]

Nice profile you got there

[plain charm]

umm i forgot to play stardew for a while

[full sky]

rip

[plain charm]

whats the most special thing in summer

[full sky]

idk lol

[errant nimbus]

my life

[plain charm]

maybe the luau....

[plain charm]

maybe

[full sky]

i got an ancient seed in summer

[errant nimbus]

Me touching grass maybe

[plain charm]

i didnt get an ancient seed... 😢😢😢

[full sky]

i see

wth year 419?!???

[errant nimbus]

Me touching grass rarest thing in the game

[full sky]

is that a joke or not

[plain charm]

um

year 1

[errant nimbus]

Whar

[plain charm]

nothing

[errant nimbus]

i sit here all day and shout at weebs in vc

[plain charm]

should i spend 500 bucks just for new seeds

[errant nimbus]

Shadow wizard money gang.

[plain charm]

i sold all my fishes for the vault now i have to get all of them because of the community center and i need to get them before summer starts... 🦛

[errant nimbus]

We love casting spells.

[plain charm]

Too bad I dont cast any.

[errant nimbus]

This song is sponsored by the shadow government.

[plain charm]

What song.?

this is too confusing ill dish what i need to

[errant nimbus]

Legalise nuclear bombs.

[cloud rivet]

Does your character or NPC's actually age?

[errant nimbus]

nvm

[cloud rivet]

Come again?

[errant nimbus]

i need to learn to read

[cloud rivet]

Ironic

[errant nimbus]

i dont think so

Probably not

[cloud rivet]

Sucks

[errant nimbus]

i would die early anyway because the copius ammounts of stardrop drugs i got

[cloud rivet]

I want le starfruit

Haven't gotten there yet

[cloud rivet]

This out of context.....

[dreamy ice]

no
however spoilers for sorta endgame stuff?? : ||when you have kids they will age into a toddler but they wont age past being a toddler||

[abstract rain]

Zamn

||So I can't have a 20 year old man do chores and farming for me? ||

[dreamy ice]

none of the marriagble male candidates have confirmed ages but ||shane, harvey and elliot I think are believed to be the "older" men in town that you can marry. they wont do much on your farm but they may water your crops for you if i remember correctly||

idk if that counts as spoilers but ^^;

[abstract rain]

Oh

[cloud rivet]

Thank u

[dreamy ice]

np

[abstract rain]

I have been wanting to play with people but nobody uses Xbox tbh

[dreamy ice]

i believe you can always post in #multiplayer-lfg-old and hopefully someone with an xbox can play with you

[abstract rain]

I did 🥲

[ruby citrus]

I just got a quest for 6 copper and gave that to clint but he took it as a gift?

[abstract rain]

The hour cool down be wildin 🗣🔥

[wanton tiger]

You have to mine it fresh which is annoying

[ruby citrus]

Oh ok thx

[wanton tiger]

[abstract rain]

Emily was the first person I tried dating lol

[dreamy ice]

shane has always been my first

but this time im gonna try harvey

[abstract rain]

I don't like Shane, he is always a drunkie

[abstract rain]

What device u use

[wanton tiger]

Harvey is amazing I love him sm always my choice

[dreamy ice]

pc and switch

[abstract rain]

Oh

[abstract rain]

What about u

I'm thinking about getting it on PC

But I don't have money rn

[wanton tiger]

Mobile it says on my profile

[dreamy ice]

i was reading some of harveys quotes and he is such a sweetheart my heart couldnt take it

[wanton tiger]

Fr he’s just the best

[abstract rain]

Next girl I'm prob gonna date will be haley

[dreamy ice]

its defo worth on pc

[dreamy ice]

ooo nice!

[abstract rain]

They should add cross platform

That way PC players can ay with Xbox players

[plucky girder]

oooh pc is sooo good hah. I started on switch, then changed to pc...can never go back!

[dreamy ice]

that would be nice

[dreamy ice]

same!

[plucky girder]

i feel like the fishing mechanics are so much nicer on Pc too--

[dreamy ice]

mhmm...idk i never really saw a difference

[abstract rain]

Do you guys know the only motivation I have to use a girl character

[dreamy ice]

what is your motivation?

[abstract rain]

Simply

The swimsuit

[plucky girder]

i don't know, i loved it though haha

[abstract rain]

I never got to the other island before tbh

[dreamy ice]

i just love fishing, its always the first skill i level up before anything

[shell crane]

I love fishing but I get so frustrated at it sometimes lol

[plucky girder]

especailly with the legends..ice pips..lavas- i cry everytime

[glossy musk]

hiii! im not a new stardew player, but i havent played in about a year and a half and getting back into the game since i think a lot of new things have been added since then :')

[abstract wyvern]

welcome back

[plucky girder]

sometimes a break to avoid burnout is amazing! I hope you enjoy getting back into it! And hope you're all excited for the new update!!

[shell crane]

:D I hope it’s just as exciting for tou now as when you played for the first time

[glossy musk]

thank you! im really excited for the new update, it's actually why i started playing again

[glossy musk]

it is! there's been so many things added that it almost feels like a new game

[plucky girder]

when i loaded it up today and saw the little tips you now get on the loading screen i--!!

[odd jackal]

leggo

[gaunt wedge]

lego

[simple peak]

First year

[abstract wyvern]

oh nvm then

[median acorn]

hi all

I want to know which dishes are the most profitable/ worth in early mid

[cyan merlin]

sashimi is a good one, it’s easy to make and great early energy. it can even be profitable if using the right fish.

[quaint light]

it's pretty much always more profitable to process ingredients in kegs, preserve jars, mayo/cheese machines etc.. sashimi is only profitable if the fish is worth less than 75g

[cyan merlin]

yeah it’s a good way to get more out of cheap fish

[abstract rain]

Does anybody know how to get Caroline's hearts up in fall easily? I'm trying to get her green tea sapling thing

[quaint light]

how many hearts do you have with her?

[abstract rain]

2

1*

Not 2 I have 1

[sudden hawk]

Why did i loose my parsnip seeds when i harvested them

do they not replant automatically?

[abstract rain]

💀

[sudden hawk]

?

[storm gazelle]

no

[abstract rain]

When you harvest them you lose the seeds and get the crops

They don't work like minecraft buddy 💀

[sudden hawk]

how do i replant

[storm gazelle]

you buy seeds

[median acorn]

Ok thanks i try to make more mayo etc

[sudden hawk]

do i buy it from pierres

ah ok thanks

[storm gazelle]

where else

[sudden hawk]

sorry ):

[dreamy ice]

i believe she likes daffodils

[sudden hawk]

i didnt know

[errant nimbus]

Legalise nuclear bombs.

[velvet forum]

Penny is way too calm about this situation....

[abstract rain]

It's fall I said

[errant nimbus]

Swag messiah

[abstract rain]

Scream be like:

[dreamy ice]

sorry i didnt see that

[fringe wagon]

Penny's eyes turn red when she's mad
She's fine

I'd be more worried about you tbh

[velvet forum]

She don't know me and I just sat on the bench. Penny's all, "This is fine."

[errant nimbus]

Swag messiah.

[median acorn]

Its more worth to sell recipe fish than sell fish basic? (the more basic fish and not rare)

[velvet forum]

Cheap fish -> sashimi

[boreal coral]

i just figured that out. Yeah thats so messed up

[median acorn]

ok got it

[boreal coral]

i can water automatically 16 of the 72 pumpkins im gonna buy in fall

[errant nimbus]

Very funny when you cook the highest quality shit into sashimi and it gives the same results as a cheap ahh fish

[boreal coral]

this is gonna be a greuling process

[sudden hawk]

how do i fill in a hole that i tilled?

[boreal coral]

pickaxe

[velvet forum]

Legend sashimi

[sudden hawk]

thanku!

[velvet forum]

Also, commercial tuna are hundreds of pounds. How am I pulling one up with a rod and reel?

[devout raptor]

hello farmers

i just got the game a week ago

[boreal coral]

i need 18 sprinklers to water all my pumpkins

[devout raptor]

and lets just say that my sleep schedule has never been this messed up

[shell crane]

Haha isn’t this game so addicting

[errant nimbus]

Quandale dingle

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-quantavious-quandale-dingle-gif-25174774

[dreamy ice]

i get that, i legit got up at 5am just to play stardew

[unique fiber]

off topic images go to #images-and-memes

[boreal coral]

dead chat xd

[shell crane]

a mod came and people scattered

[odd pewter]

shanes cutscenes are so sad like brah

like why

[boreal coral]

then i need to make a ton of scarecrows

im wondering if this is even worth it

[proud cedar]

he has better cutscenes also uhh reasons u will find in game

[bold thorn]

i got so lazy w scarecrows i never even make them😵‍💫

[proud cedar]

they r worth it in early game

||before access to greenhouse||

[shadow bay]

Hello

[heavy yarrow]

scarecrow are cheap

and have quite a range

[proud cedar]

yeah only one coal u will need lots of it later

[heavy yarrow]

before crows eat the regrowing crops i have

kinda tempted to still farm ||ancient seeds|| bc i don't want to wait for seed maker

but imma meed to level some skills to 10 first

[proud cedar]

||Spoiler for ancient seeds I think its lategame||

[heavy yarrow]

oh

[boreal coral]

can someone do me the math for the profit of 50 pumpkins

[proud cedar]

uhhh sure

they r gonna be normal quality

[boreal coral]

yes

[proud cedar]

11k

[storm gazelle]

https://pillow.is-from.space/Discord_8vmkUo6dxF.png

[quaint light]

you can't talk about this here.. ask in #stardew-spoilers

[proud cedar]

they asked but makes sense ty

[boreal dawn]

Status: hosting
Platform: pc
Language: english and norwigan
Age: no age limit
DM if interested
No mods

[proud cedar]

uhh wrong area

[boreal dawn]

i need to wait 1h

[lapis lily]

any tips for guaranteed quality crops ?

[storm gazelle]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[proud cedar]

quality fertilizer

[boreal dawn]

but i need to wait 1h

[storm gazelle]

then you wait

[boreal dawn]

bro 1h

[shell crane]

Didn’t you just post in there though. Why do you need to do it again

[cobalt hare]

💀

[obtuse tendon]

i want to divorce and remarry, will it affect my new husband in any way if i already have a kid?

[wooden crater]

No

Who are you divorcing and marrying 🤨

[obtuse tendon]

divorced seb

still figuring out who i want to try next lol

[proud cedar]

D:

but frog

seb is cool

[wooden crater]

As long as it isn’t Alex, no judgement from me ;)

My faves are Elliott and Harvey

Well Bachelors

[obtuse tendon]

ya seb is cool but he just wasn't for me

i was thinking about elliot

people say he's really sweet

[wooden crater]

He’s lovely

[bold thorn]

divorce so expensive

[wooden crater]

Some of his marriage lines are fucking weird but that’s a good thing

They’re weird in a cute way

[dreamy ice]

thats a cute layout

[odd jackal]

we need a don't follow any rules channel

[wooden crater]

I don’t think we need that

[odd jackal]

bruh you made your sdv into pokemon leaf green

well done

[boreal coral]

all fun and games until My lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke.

[ruby citrus]

YALL I HAVE AN EMERGANCY

MY MUM HAS STARTED STARDEW AND WANTS ||GREEN HOUSE||

[odd jackal]

emerhency you say?

[ruby citrus]

HOW DO I GET IT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

[proud cedar]

what is i=

[boreal coral]

||Greenhouse|| is a spoiler.

[proud cedar]

get crops and level up ur farming asap

[odd jackal]

tell her to play the game the way it is meant to be played

[ruby citrus]

Kk!

[distant sphinx]

Buy it from joja

[ruby citrus]

Shoot

[wooden crater]

No it isn’t

[boreal coral]

yea it is

[odd jackal]

aka waste 30 hours not achieve anything and then start modding it

[boreal coral]

someone spoilered it

so i thought it was

[wooden crater]

You can say the name greenhouse, just no pics or hints as to its purpose

[distant sphinx]

It's a house that's green 🤯

[odd jackal]

i think we all know what a green house does lol

a white house has presidents in it

a green house has?

[distant sphinx]

PoST Cc cOnTenT cAn't bE DiscuSseD hErE

[distant sphinx]

g r e e n

[ruby citrus]

Fish?

[odd jackal]

i guess we will never know

[proud cedar]

listen I just dislike joja

[cloud rivet]

Joja is life

All else must be crushed.

[proud cedar]

what is with u all and joja didnt u see the cutscene for the first time

[boreal dagger]

Hi

[ashen loom]

hi!

It’s summer!!!!

[boreal dagger]

Ok

[cobalt hare]

summer best season fr

[wooden crater]

More of a spring guy myself

[proud cedar]

fall enjoyer arrives

[cobalt hare]

damn, id refute that but ill be fr all the seasons in sdv super good 😔

[boreal coral]

except winter

[wooden crater]

My #2

[cobalt hare]

i mean yr 2 winter is pretty aight, good to build friendships

year 1 thoug.. just hibernate LOL

[wooden crater]

Fish

[cobalt hare]

lord i hate that minigame

[bold thorn]

i love fishing

[distant sphinx]

Fishing mining

Decorate your farm

[bold thorn]

summer is my fav season tho

[distant sphinx]

Farm winter seeda

[cobalt hare]

idk how u ppl be getting the angler achievement or something since im alr ripping my hair out on basic ass fishes

[bold thorn]

blueberries 👩‍🍳

[cobalt hare]

oh thats facts

[distant sphinx]

Just practice

Eventually you get a fishing bar that covers like a third of the minigame

[cobalt hare]

almost drowning in those when summer rolls around 🤣

[wooden crater]

What device are you on

[cobalt hare]

PC, i refuse to mod out the minigame solely by my ego too lmfaoooo

[wooden crater]

Oh zzhshshshshdurjcj

What fishing lvl ar you

[bold thorn]

YESS

[nova mortar]

Sucks to suck
Have you tried the following:
Level up your fishing skill(increases bar size)
Attachments to pole(some increase bar size)
Get gut

[cobalt hare]

its fun when ur winning against the fishes 😀👍

[nova mortar]

Also having better pole

[cobalt hare]

thats foul 😔

facts though, i do suck. just pummel through the yr without fishing then do it all winter

[proud cedar]

10 10 and 10

[cobalt hare]

u ppl have done the angler achievement already?

[wooden crater]

Yeah

[nova mortar]

Fishing is best income in early game

Up to 3k daily

[cobalt hare]

yea ive heard so too

must be nice smh

[nova mortar]

Smh

[cobalt hare]

man thats impressive asfuck to me, kudos

[nova mortar]

I sadly have to admit that I have 100% achievements

[bold thorn]

😨

[cobalt hare]

gah damn

[bold thorn]

thats actually crazy

[nova mortar]

But thats in 260h of gameplay

[cobalt hare]

immensly impressed and a little scared ngl

[nova mortar]

Not a sweat myself just going on my pace

[boreal dagger]

Guys do ya have some beginner tips?

[deep oracle]

i have like 30 something with 200h in the game

[cobalt hare]

wait wasnt there that one achievement for that one arcade w/o dying?

[nova mortar]

There is

[cobalt hare]

n u got it? no mods?

[nova mortar]

No mods

[cobalt hare]

mans a menace

[boreal coral]

i am going it to need for 14 days

to rain

[nova mortar]

Well I had to do a bit of grinding

[cobalt hare]

aint that a dream 😔

[cobalt hare]

do a lot of fishing if ur good at it since its decent bit of early gold

[nova mortar]

Before I played on steam
I already had 120h farm on mobile

[cobalt hare]

if ur ass at it tho, no shame, stick to being a trash raccoon and farming

[boreal dagger]

Ok

[nova mortar]

Yea check trash bins daily

[bold thorn]

pick the fruit bat cave!!

[cobalt hare]

ah, forgot that it was on mobile too. whats ur total hours pc+mobile combined tho?

[deep oracle]

Kral u from Poland right?

[wooden crater]

Just to let you know… you will have to get Angler achievement one day…

[nova mortar]

Around 350h total

[cobalt hare]

huh what for

[boreal coral]

Should I buy 78 pumpkins

[cobalt hare]

like seeds or just pumpkins straight up?

[boreal coral]

Seeds

[cobalt hare]

yea y not

[wooden crater]

Post-CC stuff, but you get a star drop for it

[bold thorn]

what for

[cobalt hare]

get those big pumpkins growin, good deco

[hazy hemlock]

If u think it won’t be a pain to water then yea go for it

[cobalt hare]

oh right, ah shit

[bold thorn]

from willy!

[wooden crater]

Are you processing

[nova mortar]

I think people get to carried away with processing, early game its still good to go for pumpkins even without kegs for farming exp and its still one of best crops for money

[carmine chasm]

Wait why are trashcans good?

[wooden crater]

Cranberries are better though

[nova mortar]

They just are

[wooden crater]

They aren’t particularly good but they’re fun

[boreal dagger]

Got cookies in the dumpster lol

Is it rare?

[sharp loom]

how do i get rid of this

[boreal dagger]

Oh god

How

[wooden crater]

Axe

[ashen loom]

just axe it

[sharp loom]

thanks

oh how do you win the egg hunt

[wooden crater]

Collect the eggs

[ashen loom]

get 9 or more eggs

[wooden crater]

Is show you a route but I’m on 3G

look up egg hunt route online and follow that

[sharp loom]

ok thanks

[ashen loom]

good luck beating Abigail

[sharp loom]

resetting the day if i dont win

this one looks good

[boreal dagger]

Why?

[wooden crater]

Yeah that’s okay

[boreal dagger]

Oh

[wooden crater]

It’s an easy one but not necessarily the best

You don’t need anything better thoifh

[tender yacht]

I need a couple tries before getting better with egg hunt when i first play sdv, without looking up the route

[sharp loom]

wait anything else at the festival i should do besides buying shit before staritng hunt

[boreal dagger]

When should i get back pack?

[tender yacht]

Asap if you mine a lot

Having bigger inventory is good anyway

[boreal dagger]

Ok

[cobalt hare]

first upgrade u should get it asap yea what he said

only 500 gold iirc

[boreal dagger]

Ok

[dreamy ice]

first backpack upgrade is 2,000g

[cobalt hare]

holy shit

i am out of touch, mbmb

[dreamy ice]

its alright

[cobalt hare]

should still be easy enough to get tho! very worth it

[hasty kayak]

does anyone think it's scary when the music goes silent

like damn it's just me and my thoughts and the sound of this axe chopping

[hexed smelt]

Just like in real life, it depends on if you're chopping a what or a who ...
Or so they tell me ...

[hasty kayak]

well... fortunately you can not harm anything with more than two legs in this game

[cobalt hare]

wtf 💀

[dusty ibex]

omg NEW PFP DAVE

[distant sphinx]

Or no legs
Or 6 legs ( I think that's how many crabs have?)

[topaz wyvern]

good evening:)

[alpine kestrel]

hello

[hasty kayak]

the unkillable criteria would be

• able to speak
• legs
• able to walk

then

[hexed smelt]

As long as anything with two legs is still an option ...

[hasty kayak]

i do not know what you are implying

and i am scared

[distant sphinx]

Uhh that applies to most of the monsters in this game

[hasty kayak]

dark

[errant nimbus]

im gonna name my goat austrian painter

DAT A GOOD NAME?

[topaz wyvern]

I named my character "sir"

[alpine kestrel]

bruh

[errant nimbus]

named mine "funy farmer"

should have did austrian painter

actually i would have lightning bolts on my character if i did that

[hearty pelican]

Where do I find he wizard guy

[dreamy ice]

cindersap forest

[copper trail]

aka the forest south of ur farm where the other farm is

[hearty pelican]

Where’s that?

Oh ok

And how do I cook food?

I bought recipes

[copper trail]

you need to upgrade ur house first

that will add a kitchen to it

then use the kitchen to cook

[dreamy ice]

yeah upgrade ur house through robin i believe

[hearty pelican]

Ah ok

Thanks

[dreamy ice]

np

[hearty pelican]

I can’t find him

Where is he exactly?

[cobalt hare]

check the map, the wizards tower is in the bottom left corner

[copper trail]

just the farleft of the forest in the tower

[distant cypress]

How do we get the little creature guy

The one that’s datable

[boreal coral]

||Krobus|| you mean?

[distant cypress]

Ye, is it part of the plot or smt you have to go out of your way for

don’t give me spoilers plz I just wanna know

[distant sphinx]

Creature guy

[copper trail]

just donate a bunch of stuff to musuem

[distant cypress]

Oh sweet ok

[copper trail]

and you'll meet him

[distant cypress]

I will date him also

[copper trail]

i dont want to spoiler more

[boreal coral]

You need the ||Sewer Key||. Get it from Gunther if you donate ||60|| items.

[distant cypress]

Yeah thanks

Aaa great thanks guys

[desert sky]

geologist or miner

[tender yacht]

miner, you need more ore early game

[desert sky]

okay thank you

[errant nimbus]

lets go deluxe barn finaly im so bad at this game

[summer cedar]

Guys how can I get that pick statue(I think it name is perference statue). I'm in year 3 but grandpa didn't give it to me

[boreal coral]

Put spoilers on that

[wooden crater]

Head to Grandpa's Shrine at the top left corner of your farm

[errant nimbus]

spoilers you human

[wooden crater]

I don't even know if that technically is a spoiler guys

it SHOULD be but idk

[tender yacht]

it doesn't goes under any spoiler tag rule when i check pinned

[errant nimbus]

Idk someone else said it so i decided to say it too-

alta xd

i didnt even read the text

[boreal coral]

how much wood do i need for a silo

[errant nimbus]

0

[wooden crater]

0

oh

[boreal coral]

wong builing hol on

[errant nimbus]

there should be a stardew wiki speedrun

[wooden crater]

i recommend you use wiki

[hearty pelican]

Where’s Robin axe?

I heard it was near the sewer drain but I can’t find it there

[wooden crater]

It's in that area

bottom right corner of cindersap forest

[hearty pelican]

Thanks !

[radiant zephyr]

Damm at the start that felt so much

Now that feels like something that fells out of pocket if you try to take wallet too fastly out

[errant nimbus]

IKR

[cloud rivet]

Sewer key?

I cant find

[radiant zephyr]

60 items to museum

[cloud rivet]

Woah that a lot

[radiant zephyr]

Then you find it from the place were bills are

[clever spire]

yeah it’s not something u find lmfao

[radiant zephyr]

Eh it's like half the max amount

[cloud rivet]

Damhh

[clever spire]

gunther gives it to u

[radiant zephyr]

Idk what's the total amount

[sturdy hawk]

just got my first ancient seed!! so excited

[cloud rivet]

Any item?

[clever spire]

any item u donate

[wooden crater]

AYYYYY

[cloud rivet]

Scrolls, rock, weed

[radiant zephyr]

No

[clever spire]

💀no

[radiant zephyr]

Only artifacts and minerals

[cloud rivet]

🥲

Thx

[radiant zephyr]

Eat it

[radiant zephyr]

It's not that hard just mine and donate minerals

[sturdy hawk]

nah i should ✨️donate it✨️

[radiant zephyr]

Do what ya wanna do

[bold thorn]

geode minerals get u sm stuff for the museum

[radiant zephyr]

True

How many geodes there are

[bold thorn]

regular ones magma and omni

[wooden crater]

and ice!

[radiant zephyr]

Ice ice babe

[bold thorn]

i forgot ab that one

dont get it nearly as much as the other ones😭

[dreamy swift]

if u already donated them u can sell it to get money 🥰

[small raft]

is the harder mine post community center?

[wooden crater]

Yes

Shouldn't be discussed here

[brittle dune]

hi i'm not a new farmer but people said people might be nicer in here because i just had a really bad experience in #stardew-spoilers

[radiant zephyr]

Banned topic

[radiant zephyr]

We Nice poeple

[wooden crater]

Welcome 🙏

[tight umbra]

If we move to seasoned farmer I can better explain it to you 🥰

[wooden crater]

oooh dinner's ready see you guys

[radiant zephyr]

France show that took 8 Yeats to finish first arc

That could have done in 3 seasons

[errant nimbus]

my mother just fell down the stairs

[versed dagger]

Oh ok

[tight umbra]

Yes I had to stop watching 😭 Mari made me want to pull my hair out

[radiant zephyr]

Imagine she didn't even tell Adrian that by the way boo you are senti monster

You soooooo if anyone breaks that ring you ||die||

[tight umbra]

I know I can't believe they did that. After that was reviled to be cannon I quit watching

[brittle dune]

i dont understand why i never got welcomed in seasoned farmers but everyone else is and people decided to target me and almost push me out of the server

i'm trying to bring it up with mods because that was really weird

[radiant zephyr]

Weird

Good you talked to mods

[radiant zephyr]

And now the show is ruined because look "bible" got leaked

[tight umbra]

Tbh that show was ruined from the start 💀

[radiant zephyr]

Thanks to Astrid

Was that the guys nake

Name*

[plain charm]

oh gee. what do i do with my first battery pack

hello anyone

[brittle dune]

you could give it to pam (i think its pam for the quest) or use it for something else

[proud cedar]

Keep it

look for tunnel and look for battery pack area

[plain charm]

ok

wait i dont get it do i use it or do i keep it

[upper pasture]

keep

until lightning rods

[plain charm]

ok

i have one lightning rod

[upper pasture]

good good

[plain charm]

too bad a storm never happened😢

ok ill donate the bundels i need to

[brittle dune]

it will happen eventually dw

[plain charm]

ok thanks

[desert sky]

yo do i actually lose 10% of my gold if i slept in the mines?

[cobalt hare]

Hi

[nova mortar]

Should be specified in mail how much you lost

[errant nimbus]

HEY GUYS ITS ME (with rizz)

I hate life!

[sudden hawk]

hewwo :3

[cobalt hare]

I hate real life, i have my life in games

[errant nimbus]

You just made my day about 10 times worse

[cobalt hare]

Hewow kit

[errant nimbus]

anyways im gonna go back to wikipedia speedruns

[cobalt hare]

Oh, bye

Some body still here?

[ripe wing]

I’ve passed out a few times on my way back around 2 and I get a letter saying “don’t know how much ya lost” 🤷‍♀️

[ripe wing]

👋

[cobalt hare]

How is it with everyones farms?

[ripe wing]

Almost to fall on my first year 👌 slowly but surely making progress lol

[cobalt hare]

Almost winter for me and my wife (npc)

Y1

[errant nimbus]

WHY IS GETTING TO KOREAN LANGUAGE ON WIKI SPEEDRUNS SO HARD ALTAS

[cobalt hare]

It's bad how npcs say, it's hard to work on a farm, when they don't do anything

[ripe wing]

Who’d ya marry? I was gonna go for Harvey but he literally has 0 personality aside from “ima doctor” 🤦‍♀️ might go for Alex lol

[cobalt hare]

And they say, we can't forget the farm

[errant nimbus]

"Maybe if your shoes didnt look like that you would actually be cute,actually nevermind"

[sudden hawk]

i was here but someone decided to be rude to me

):

[errant nimbus]

im proud of myself

[ripe wing]

Lol that screams Haley

[errant nimbus]

i make shitty joeks then laugh at myself

[errant nimbus]

It is haley wtf do you mean

[desert sky]

all it said was that someone stole from me and its unsure of how much

[wooden crater]

I went for Penny but if you're looking for a bachelor hmmmm...
I personally really love both Elliott and Harvey and DISLIKE Alex but that's probably just me

[spark notch]

Hi

[quiet mulch]

it's 7 pm and I still haven't hooked the legend

[ripe wing]

I can’t get over how Elliot looks like Fabio with the hair lol

[cobalt hare]

Don't you guys hate Emilys face it is like, hi i'm the idiot Emily i like dresses

[wooden crater]

emily freaks me out a bit

[errant nimbus]

Imagine not thinking Elliot was a girl for the first time

[cobalt hare]

Emily is scarry

[ripe wing]

Funny because I didn’t think he was a girl 🤷‍♀️

[arctic breach]

mind your damn business

[upper pasture]

shut the fuck up

[errant nimbus]

Bru nah man why everyone angy :I

[ripe wing]

Dresses are cool 😎 don’t knock ‘em till ya try em lol

[sudden hawk]

thanks guys <33 😄

[errant nimbus]

im just here listening to Shadow wizard money gang on repeat

[upper pasture]

dont make fun of someone for saying hewo bitchass

[quiet mulch]

keep yourself safe 💗

[slow yew]

shut up

[storm gazelle]

this sentence is significantly more unkind than the average message here (may not be true)

[wooden crater]

uh oh

[errant nimbus]

it is true

iam having a bad day

dont worry about it

[cobalt hare]

No i didn't mean they are bad, i just said that Emilys face looks uggly

[ripe wing]

Dang the vibes just got souuuur

[cobalt hare]

Five poops

[proud cedar]

I ddint I was danm that npc has cool hair

[errant nimbus]

i did overdose on vodka yesterdday bru might be that

[ripe wing]

Lol I’m just teasing!!! She reminds me of Ramona flowers from Scott pilgrim

[upper pasture]

zamn

where the emily simps at

[worldly pasture]

emily is NOT ugly

[ripe wing]

Hanging out with Pam too much

[night echo]

emily is a little silly

[errant nimbus]

LETS GO STARTING BEEF WITH THE ENTIRE CHAT

[worldly pasture]

she is cute

[charred sail]

takes 0 effort to be nice to someone

[errant nimbus]

am i supposed to lie?

[slow yew]

yes

[tender yacht]

remember guys, when someone makes you uncomfortable, report it to bouncer

[prisma gazelle]

stardew community vs you

[slow yew]

be nice, if it means lying then do it

[errant nimbus]

nah swag messiah is against me i surrender

[prisma gazelle]

ez

[sudden hawk]

thanks all of you for sticking up for me ^^

[errant nimbus]

yES I STICK WITH U

[cobalt hare]

[errant nimbus]

toatlyl

[glacial dew]

“The world is against me”

[upper pasture]

💀

[errant nimbus]

💀 fr

[glacial dew]

💀

[paper bay]

programmer ? how old are u

[errant nimbus]

nah i just got that russian basedness in me

[cobalt hare]

Programmers here, hello

[prisma gazelle]

thats wild

[paper bay]

i eat u in stardew valley

[upper pasture]

dawg u eat ants?

[glacial dew]

Me when I’m a 14 yr old edgelord and I show off my Russian hat to my band kid friends

[paper bay]

yep

[glacial dew]

Hello Mr Turkish man

[hardy pollen]

guys wanna ask can i give bouquet to multiple people at the same time

[prisma gazelle]

band kid momen

[upper pasture]

thats concerning

[paper bay]

hi

[upper pasture]

yuh

[arctic breach]

yes

[cobalt hare]

Bye!

[glacial dew]

They’re high in nutrients

[wooden crater]

Yes but if you give a bouquet to every single person of a gender group, something bad will happen

[upper pasture]

ok fair more protein ig

[hardy pollen]

so it is consider dating?

[upper pasture]

yes

[ripe wing]

What happens lol

[errant nimbus]

no iam drinking vodka rn

[glacial dew]

Hohoho

[hardy pollen]

what the bad thing

[paper bay]

U SOO COOL

[upper pasture]

||they all confront u||

[wooden crater]

they all find out and break up with you LOL

[errant nimbus]

didnt say i was cool 💀

[glacial dew]

Group misogyny

[paper bay]

yep i said

[quiet mulch]

cool what type?

[sudden hawk]

smirnoff

[ripe wing]

That’s hilarious lol how badly does it affect their heart levels?

[paper bay]

i dont care him what drink

[wooden crater]

pretty sure it's lowered to 4 hearts?

[hardy pollen]

[arctic breach]

[quiet mulch]

"yeah I drink alcohol I'm cool"

[errant nimbus]

i have a drinking problem i just take it off the shitty shelf in the grocery store

[quiet mulch]

their liver the moment they turn 40:

[hardy pollen]

dang sjhdk

[upper pasture]

LMAO i love that emoji 😭

[boreal coral]

i have 10 wheat what do i do with it

[wooden crater]

sell

[upper pasture]

eat it, idk i dont use wheat for anything

[prisma gazelle]

chomp

[quiet mulch]

I asked which type

[glacial dew]

Cc?

[errant nimbus]

by that i meant i dont give a shit about what i take i just drink

[paper bay]

[quiet mulch]

smirnoff, Scottish, plain, grain or rye?

[prisma gazelle]

i only use wheat for keeping speed-gro

[wooden crater]

hey that 2nd one is me

[errant nimbus]

i have problems

[ripe wing]

You can turn it in at the community center too!

[errant nimbus]

and my liver will explode

[quiet mulch]

[sudden hawk]

your scottish!

[wooden crater]

indeed

[quiet mulch]

are you a bottle of alcohol?

[sudden hawk]

you have a good accent i think

[upper pasture]

r we even ssuppose to be talking about vodka

[wooden crater]

at times

[boreal coral]

I JUST MADE 1726G

[glacial dew]

Yeah you look like you would

[arctic breach]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? THERE'S KIDS IN HERE THANK YOU

[upper pasture]

AYEEEE GJ

[errant nimbus]

imagine being kids

[native tartan]

i saw a youtube short that says that i should bring prismatic shard to the desert to get the best weapon in game. how come it doesnt work for me?

[arctic breach]

W

[wooden crater]

to be fair pam is a character in the game...

[quiet mulch]

why did you make my dad an alcoholic 😠

[errant nimbus]

actually nvm

[ripe wing]

Idk but maybe take it to #town-square instead

[wooden crater]

you need to take it in between the 3 pillars and hold it

[glacial dew]

Hold it

[upper pasture]

yeah 💀

[errant nimbus]

ok we stop now before i get murdered by mods

[arctic breach]

yea this

[ripe wing]

Niiice! Most I’ve had at once so far is 10k lol

[native tartan]

i see now i get it.

[timid quartz]

I thought the war did away with gopnik squat cheeki breeki slavaboos. What are we even fighting for?

[native tartan]

thank u!

[errant nimbus]

Tri Poloski

[upper pasture]

pls spoiler ||desert||

[sudden hawk]

you polish?

nice

[arctic breach]

yea but someone talking about their problems and being an alcoholic, not the best look

[wooden crater]

TRUE

[sudden hawk]

^

[glacial dew]

Pam reincarnated

[worldly pasture]

theres shane tho

[arctic breach]

anyways!

[wooden crater]

you dont need to spoiler that technically; the bus station says it takes you there

[ripe wing]

Yeah especially in this chat

[glacial dew]

Shane is just…

[quiet mulch]

if this guys parents are in chat can you please turn off the WiFi router?

[prisma gazelle]

i have now changed my name

[upper pasture]

before u repair it rrly?

[errant nimbus]

they ded bru 💀

[sudden hawk]

ouch

[glacial dew]

Ice spice moment

[arctic breach]

please move on from the subject

[prisma gazelle]

you thought i was feeling you

[errant nimbus]

Bro really asked if my parents are in this discord server 💀

[glacial dew]

#stardew-valley looking like #stardew-spoilers

[ripe wing]

Can you move over to #town-square already if you’re not going to talk about the game 🤦‍♀️

[upper pasture]

bro ong 💀

[glacial dew]

Nah that buddy a munch

[errant nimbus]

BRO I WAS JUST REPLYING TO SOMEONE ALTA

[upper pasture]

[ripe wing]

You’ve been talking about your drinking problem like nonstop

[fair stream]

[upper pasture]

hi quail

[wooden crater]

yoyo

[arctic breach]

HELLO QUAIL

[fair stream]

Hi hi

[glacial dew]

Hello bird

[prisma gazelle]

its his personality

[errant nimbus]

NO MY DEAREST ENEMY DISCORD MODS

[elder lynx]

🫠

[fair stream]

Am feather

[quiet mulch]

@errant nimbus

[arctic breach]

omg

[prisma gazelle]

real

[elder lynx]

cute pfp

[errant nimbus]

thats me fr

[worldly pasture]

real

[errant nimbus]

me in 4k

[glacial dew]

It’s a canon event bro we can’t stop it

[fair stream]

Can we not talk about alcoholism in this server please 💀

[quiet mulch]

it's like puberty but for Eastern Europeans

[prisma gazelle]

we cannot interfere

[errant nimbus]

yes true can we stop talking about me?

[upper pasture]

sooo

[errant nimbus]

and my alcohol problem?

[upper pasture]

favorite npc

[glacial dew]

Sighs in Balkan

[wooden crater]

yikes

[fair stream]

Get back on topic smh

[arctic breach]

emily and krobus

[elder lynx]

the trash in the cindersap forest beaches

[errant nimbus]

I HATE my ingame character.

[wooden crater]

so guys who is your favourite fish in stardew vallet

[glacial dew]

The player

[errant nimbus]

the player

[upper pasture]

W

[glacial dew]

Trash bear is swag

[errant nimbus]

But if we are getting a real one here Linus and Krobus

[wooden crater]

I like largemouth bass

[upper pasture]

😭

[fair stream]

I am soft for Sebastian and probably Sandy lol

[elder lynx]

no my favorutie npc isnt trash bear its the trash

[fair stream]

And Krobus

Huggable void creachur

[prisma gazelle]

W

[worldly pasture]

the lady at the fair

[upper pasture]

W both are goated

[errant nimbus]

Linus and Krobus fr

[upper pasture]

also goated

[upper pasture]

which one?

[glacial dew]

SDVE made me realize traveling merchant was a woman and not just an entity

[errant nimbus]

add balkan mod

[quiet mulch]

Marlon 🫦

[worldly pasture]

the one at the centre

i think holding balloons?

[elder lynx]

if they have to be humam then sandy and the depressed clown in the fair

[wooden crater]

im gonna drop my npc tier list here again

[glacial dew]

The child?

[upper pasture]

"ill give u this flower i found behind u for 5000G, its ✨ special ✨"

[errant nimbus]

W tbh

[worldly pasture]

oh yeah the child's mom

[bold thorn]

haley does not deserve F!!

[boreal coral]

penny is F tier i dont care what anyone says

[upper pasture]

leahs at the top so i approve

[quiet mulch]

you have objectively correct opinions

[wooden crater]

yooooooo

[prisma gazelle]

krobus is S so dubs list

[errant nimbus]

Gil under F W

[bold thorn]

robin S tier

[upper pasture]

ohhh ic

[sharp loom]

who is this

[wooden crater]

WASTED POTENTIAL IS NOT UNDER F

[worldly pasture]

haley and sandy should be S

[wooden crater]

haley SUCKS

[glacial dew]

Pull Elliot down

[upper pasture]

gourment chef lady thing

[sharp loom]

where i find em

[worldly pasture]

NO

[prisma gazelle]

tv

[wooden crater]

queen of sauce

[errant nimbus]

nah i consider it F (my minus key broke)

[glacial dew]

I hate how dwarf doesn’t have much

[quiet mulch]

haley is the most OK villager ever

[upper pasture]

tv on uhh if forgot what days

[bold thorn]

she gives u recipes from the tv

[sharp loom]

i know what days

[worldly pasture]

"ok" isnt enough

[magic wadi]

Maru:

[worldly pasture]

one of the best is more suitable

[sharp loom]

opinion on leah?

[upper pasture]

eh

[magic wadi]

Young Robin

[upper pasture]

love her

[wooden crater]

hey you see my tier list
LOVE leah

[worldly pasture]

mid

[upper pasture]

hot wine sculpting nice lady

[magic wadi]

All the villagers stop being pieces of crap as you become friends with them

[quiet mulch]

she would fit you quite nicely then /j

[wooden crater]

correct but i still dislike her

her arc is too jarring and she's so unjustifiably horrible at the start of the game

[errant nimbus]

My favorite npc is the skeleton in the intro

[shy scroll]

so true

[timid quartz]

Shane apologists anyone?

[worldly pasture]

very funny

[upper pasture]

most people have it in their nickname 😭

[magic wadi]

Morris did nothing wrong, the people in this town really gotta go

[prisma gazelle]

joja enthusiast

[wooden crater]

whats an apologist 😭

[shy scroll]

morris
more like
moron

[quiet mulch]

💀💀💀💀

[upper pasture]

people who wanna fix him

[shy scroll]

(i am a comedic genius)

[wooden crater]

oh

[upper pasture]

or believe in him

[supple hazel]

wtf leah is legit so amazing

[magic wadi]

Give me one reason why saving cc is better than joja

[prisma gazelle]

morals

[worldly pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/487387789814661121/1129524402535538808/RDT_20230621_104707.mp4

[upper pasture]

its not boring

[worldly pasture]

get doxxed haha

[shy scroll]

everyone's happy

[timid quartz]

Apologist is someone who argues for an unjustifiable or hard to defend position

[shy scroll]

like a lawyer

[prisma gazelle]

saving community centre just makes me feel better

[ripe wing]

Can you buy blue chickens from marines?

[timid quartz]

It comes apologetics, an early Christian philosophy movement that tried to logically justify belief in God