stardew-valley

[next beacon]

;-;

[opal owl]

30+ years

[steady vale]

At least 16 seasons

[next beacon]

b r u h

[opal owl]

Me'a asexual'a 🇮🇹

[ocean bobcat]

bro used the italian flag 💀

[brave gulch]

i love italians

[opal owl]

a me'a asexual'a 🇮🇹

[wicked quest]

me tu🏁

[brave gulch]

itsa mea mario

[steady vale]

Is it racist to say that Italians say a after everything

[fair stream]

[ocean bobcat]

oh i thought you just used that as an asexual flag idk what that looks like my b

[opal owl]

😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

[ocean bobcat]

huh?

[cobalt hare]

No lol, it’s not racist to say Italians have an accent

[crude tapir]

got damn

[fair stream]

So confused rn but can we move on from this please

[ocean bobcat]

yeah

[opal owl]

Huh

[brave gulch]

I was half joking

[steady vale]

Well that's not really an accent thing if you're just putting a after every single word

[brave gulch]

But yea lets move on

[opal owl]

Yes

[wicked quest]

this isa too serious for mario 😐

[brave gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-dance-gif-24160910

[cobalt hare]

Hero

[arctic breach]

wtf did i just walk into 💀

[cobalt hare]

You said you would

Where is it

[ocean bobcat]

im gonna go get some popcorn

[fair stream]

Sigh

[ocean bobcat]

chicken butt

[opal owl]

Same

[near pewter]

hey goldn

[nova kite]

i'm so sorry you can't sleep in peace quill

[steady vale]

My favorite ten heart character cutscene is where Shane does a back flip then seventeen consecutive double handsprings then jumps to the moon and does a triple twirl while eating parsnips and drinking beer

[brave gulch]

Shane is so mean

[near pewter]

i thought about your question if you remember but i think hilltop for penny

[ocean bobcat]

who should i marry?

[brave gulch]

Krobus

[keen ice]

Yes

[near pewter]

i just feel like she'd like it

[ocean bobcat]

bet

[steady vale]

Shane

[fair stream]

I'll be able to soon enough, I'm tired

[crude tapir]

sebastian

[wicked quest]

Leah

[near pewter]

this chat is so unserious

[brave gulch]

If you marry krobus will you get a void baby

[plucky wharf]

hell yeah

[cobalt hare]

Leah

[ocean bobcat]

i dont need another alcoholic in the family

[crude tapir]

when is it not

[brave gulch]

If you marry Leah you can use her house as storage

[wicked quest]

Finally people speak up about leah

[plucky wharf]

leah is the best frr

[crude tapir]

who 😭

[steady vale]

Your toddlers drink?

[frank shuttle]

isnt almost like every chat like that?

[ocean bobcat]

true

[fair stream]

Leah's nice

[cobalt hare]

Hero where’s the image

[brave gulch]

Petition to marry ||mr Qi||

[ocean bobcat]

i do

[cobalt hare]

Please

[hidden meadow]

Haley >

[plucky wharf]

we wish

[nova kite]

HALEY !!!

[keen ice]

As an italian, I find it extremely grating everytime people put on fake mario accents and pretend to act italian

(BTW, mario was made by a japanese company, with a japanese voice actor, nothing about him is italian)

[fair stream]

@opal owl Cease with the yer mum replies already they're not funny

[opal owl]

Bye

[brave gulch]

Real

[crude tapir]

MAN WHAT LMAOOOOOOOOOO this is sebastian ingame

[hidden meadow]

banger song ngl

[dusty ibex]

[ocean bobcat]

nah if i dropped a mirror in a pool she would drown trying to get it back

[brave gulch]

Unda da sea unda da sea

[steady vale]

What image

[arctic breach]

HEY VIL

[hidden meadow]

she wouldnt because id jump in right after

[nova kite]

and i'd save her

[dusty ibex]

hi celeste!!

[ocean bobcat]

simp

[cobalt hare]

[hidden meadow]

ayyyyyyyyy 😂

[dusty ibex]

is chat funny haha or funny weird rn cuz I dont know

[steady vale]

WHAT IMAGE

[ocean bobcat]

she isnt even hot

[keen ice]

Well, shes an 8-bit sprite so....

[nova kite]

funny weird tbh

[brave gulch]

Petition to marry Sandy

[ocean bobcat]

fueird

[hidden meadow]

ive been simping for haley long before you joined

[dusty ibex]

oh ok I see

[steady vale]

Petition to marry pierre

[brave gulch]

no hes a scammer

[keen ice]

Haley is the sweetest wifey

[ocean bobcat]

leah>Haley

[cobalt hare]

||MR QI|| > anyone

[ocean bobcat]

Pam>haley

[wicked quest]

Leah is top of the list

[hidden meadow]

leah is top of the mid

[ocean bobcat]

nah

[brave gulch]

||Mister Qi|| is best

[ocean bobcat]

nope

[frail minnow]

Anyone>haley

[hidden meadow]

GOOD OLD NEW FARMERS SPOUSE WARS, ITS BEEN A WHILE

[cobalt hare]

Someone: I like Haley
That one cowpoke:

[ocean bobcat]

fr

[wicked quest]

First i thought Abigail for alternative looks but then i met Leah and liked her as a whole

[brave gulch]

||isnt he just morris with a blue sparkly mask||

[arctic breach]

emily best spouse

[hidden meadow]

best way ngl

[ocean bobcat]

may i suggest the multiple spouses mod?

[hidden meadow]

free love baby

Me and my 4 wifes can recommend this mod

[brave gulch]

I cannot pick one, korbus, Haley, and leah if you're being realistic and not choosing the ones you cant marry

[ocean bobcat]

are you pretending to be benjamin franklin or something?

[brave gulch]

Sebastian would listen to mcr

[cobalt hare]

The cowpokes bro 💀

[brave gulch]

What

[ocean bobcat]

what

[hidden meadow]

you upset them, beware

[gusty nymph]

Hello everyone

[ocean bobcat]

i think lemme check

[fair stream]

there's a tent mod on nexus

[brave gulch]

Im gonna get it on pc soon and download the anime sprite mod

[fair stream]

Hello, welcome to the server!

[storm gazelle]

ou can mod on switch

[gusty nymph]

Thanks!

[brave gulch]

HUH

[cobalt hare]

Omfg that’s an amazing idea, get the tent mod and do a run where you can’t be at home

[ocean bobcat]

welcome to the weirdest place on the internet

[gusty nymph]

I have a huge question regarding stardew on xbox if anyone knows anything about it

[ocean bobcat]

i do

[fair stream]

there's a run like that on YT but I can't remember who did it

[storm gazelle]

that's illegal.

[ocean bobcat]

i think Therm

[keen ice]

you and 4 haleys?

[cobalt hare]

Yeah, I know what your talking about, I’ve watched it :)

[fair stream]

probably, Therm's good for that sorta chaos lol

[gusty nymph]

Is there a fix to not being able to connect to multiplayer games on Xbox?

[cobalt hare]

What have I done

[hidden meadow]

Now thats an idea for a good mod

[keen ice]

[cobalt hare]

I

[storm gazelle]

?

[hidden meadow]

like 80% of the portrait mods?

[brave gulch]

How can u mod stardew on switch

[fair stream]

check #vanilla-tech-support , might be something there

[ocean bobcat]

do you have all of these: at least one available cabin, started it in co-op, wifi, and xbox live gold

[storm gazelle]

with a modded switch

[cobalt hare]

Bad Wi-Fi

[fair stream]

or... Tingle you keep doing the helpful things pls and thank

[gusty nymph]

Yes I do tingle

[cobalt hare]

Low connectivity

[fair stream]

but ideally take it to #vanilla-tech-support

[gusty nymph]

It’s so odd

How do I take it to technical support?

[cobalt hare]

!switchmodding

[novel thistle]

Modding on the Nintendo Switch is technically possible in a very limited capacity, but it requires jailbreaking your Switch, which is only possible on select models or by physically altering the hardware of your Switch, and can run the risk of bricking your console and/or being banned by Nintendo. Only visual texture and dialogue replacer XNB mods can be installed. Due to these limitations, we do not provide guides on how to mod the Switch and it is up to the individual if they want to take these risks.

[gusty nymph]

I thought y’all were technical support hahaha

[cobalt hare]

…there’s a channel for it

#vanilla-tech-support

[gusty nymph]

Thank you

[storm gazelle]

no, but they won't do anything unless you commit crimes or cheat

[hidden meadow]

what if he didnt

[brave gulch]

2

[storm gazelle]

but modding is so advanced now, it'd be made useless on pc fairly quickly

[brave gulch]

6

[steady vale]

oh i see

[storm gazelle]

how would he do that

[brave gulch]

4

[hidden meadow]

why would he do that

[storm gazelle]

nobody has to make anything public

the lawyers never need to know you're modding

[steady vale]

is it possible to pick up mushrooms like this? @cobalt hare

[storm gazelle]

no the map ones no

how

[peak cedar]

what if artilleries were added to sdv?

[hidden meadow]

explosive ammo slingshot moment

[peak cedar]

artilleries and slingshots are 2 different things

im talking BIG JUICY ARTILLERIES

[hidden meadow]

now im wondering if youve seen what slingshots can do in this game

One copy of stardew sold because of me, np CA i gotchu

[peak cedar]

theyre not too shabby, but imagine artilleries capable of literally altering the landscape and probably the code of the game

slingshots destroy a bunch of rocks, artilleries demolish entire valleys

its THAT simple

or artilleries that shoot nukes

they should also add mine 2

cuz mine 1 wont resist the nukes

[clever spire]

why r u asking this in a sdv server

[peak cedar]

thats still sdv related

plus arent ideas tolerated here

[clever spire]

[peak cedar]

(no offense or anything)

[near pewter]

you can use the small bombs in sling shots

[hidden meadow]

cowpokes are wildin atm

[peak cedar]

think big, like BIG big

[near pewter]

just use bombs

[twilit spindle]

I took a screenshot at SV pc, but I cant find where is the pic.
can some one help pls

[near pewter]

oh really

didnt know that

[keen ice]

same on mobile, slingshot is a no go for me. But we all can use bombs, just drop and run

https://tenor.com/view/fire-in-the-hole-bomb-gun-bombs-away-throw-gif-15662715

[wicked quest]

There should be a button that takes you to the destination folder. right under the camera button

[twilit spindle]

oh ok thanks, I was looking all game folders for pic lol

[wicked quest]

I did that too but just scroll to the bottom of the settings

[hexed flare]

i never used slingshot, im year 3
should i?

i dont see how its good

[hidden meadow]

No to deal damage or kill monsters, but to blow up rocks with explosive ammo

Its much faster than using regular bombs

[hexed flare]

oh ok
didnt know that existed, thanks

[hidden meadow]

You unlock it at combat lvl 8, actual game changer

[brave gulch]

How do i get a lot of money

[hexed flare]

nice
its a bit costy, but if you say its good...

[brave gulch]

Im on fall y1

[cobalt hare]

hi, why are my cows and chickens grumpy out of nowhere? they've been fed and left outside all day

is it jsut random? also the chickens it says that they are thin lol

[hidden meadow]

ye, its more of a mid-late game thing, give a try at some point

[hidden meadow]

that means they didnt eat

[brave gulch]

Ok how long does it take for her to get to 2 hearts if i givr her gifts

[hidden meadow]

maybe grass outside was too far away

[cobalt hare]

oh i let then out it in the rain

[hidden meadow]

they dont go outside when its raining

[dreamy hollow]

You can just always leave the door open they won't come out in the rain or in winter for that matter

[hidden meadow]

usually like 2-3 weeks

[hexed flare]

give her a lloved item on her birthday (fall 2) and you get 2 hearts with her

[hidden meadow]

depends on your gifts and how often you talk to her

[dreamy hollow]

took me just a couple days, gave her a diamond, one other gift and did a request for her, though I don't recommend giving away a diamond

[hidden meadow]

copper

silver for logs

or iron duh

[hexed flare]

:)))

[subtle inlet]

Hey guys I finished growing my cilantro

[brave gulch]

Its fall 11

[subtle inlet]

imagine it was fall 3

[digital ruin]

.

[hexed flare]

well then, give her as many loved items as you can

[brave gulch]

Penny's birthday is on fall 2nd

[digital ruin]

wait did the cooldown dissappear

or was it always gone

[subtle inlet]

does anyone care

[viscid narwhal]

What should I be planting and doing in summer

I bought a lot of blueberries

[hexed flare]

yea, they re good

make sure you fertilize the soil before planting (make your own fertilizer with sap, dont buy)

[viscid narwhal]

I did!

Should I be making preserve jars?

[crude vessel]

i was trying to till where my plots would be and they kept disappearing and i put my fertilizers in it 😭

bc i wouldn’t have plants in them overnight

[short stump]

if it's y1, i think also corn and melons @viscid narwhal

yes to preserve jars, i wish i'd made them earlier

[viscid narwhal]

Ty! I have some melons planted from the seed so got from the Museum

[short stump]

Awesome, do you still need some for the quality crops bundle? Because I echo what Rapha said about fertilizer

[viscid narwhal]

I’m on the first day of summer

So yes

[wooden elm]

hallo

[plucky wharf]

If youre planting melons, making melon wine is a better option i think

so making kegs would be nicer

[viscid narwhal]

I don’t have the keg recipe rn

[plucky wharf]

oh true..

[random salmon]

hello friends, i’m finding it impossible to catch the glacier fish any advice how to make it easier?

[plucky wharf]

jar is still good tho

[plucky wharf]

+Fishing buff, and try trap bobber/cork bobber

[short stump]

food for fishing buff :)

[plucky wharf]

Trap bobber is really good for hard to catch fish, and fishing level upgrades your green bar size

cork bobber also does that

[random salmon]

thank you!!!

[plucky wharf]

good luck!

[brave gulch]

Do i sell my only starfuit or keep it

[digital ruin]

hmm

keep it maybe

[brave gulch]

Ok

[plucky wharf]

keep it for what?

[digital ruin]

if you can turn it into wine I mean

[brave gulch]

Idk

[digital ruin]

and age it (optional)

[brave gulch]

Ill turn it into wine then it is worth more

[keen ice]

doesn't really matter, but when you only have 1 of something, its always best to keep it.

Also, theres a personal quest with someone who will want it iirc

[digital ruin]

hoohoo

[brave gulch]

I cant make wine right now because I don't have the recipe for a keg

[plucky wharf]

selling starfruit wine is much better than selling it raw, especially if you have the artisan perk

[keen ice]

Wine is always better than gold/iridium quality raw product

[random salmon]

you guys are life savers, caught it first try

[dusty ibex]

Aside from a handful of exceptions yea

[plucky wharf]

Well doneeee

[cobalt hare]

how could i make a tad of money y1

[dusty ibex]

huh

[cobalt hare]

like how should i approach fall for money

[nova mortar]

Pumpkins

[short stump]

^

[plucky wharf]

just plant a sht ton of pumpkins and turn them into pumpkin juice

[cobalt hare]

wait how do i do that

[plucky wharf]

Kegs

[short stump]

kegs

[cobalt hare]

keg ?

[plucky wharf]

if you dont have access to kegs you can use preserves jar too but its a little less money

[cobalt hare]

when is it unlocked ?

[digital ruin]

uhh

FARMING LEVEL 8?!

[cobalt hare]

oh im 7 rn

[digital ruin]

.

[dusty ibex]

pumpkins if u have kegs or jars or plan on making them if u have no kegs or jars just plant lots of cranberries

[digital ruin]

I'm like level 6 yet on winter

Pam is a drunk mf but gives me the most random yet good things in mail

Shane is uhh

shane

frenshit is magic!!!

she sent me medicine

[glacial trench]

everyone likes beer in game except 3-4 prople u can get max friendship by giving beer to all people

[digital ruin]

pam

[glacial trench]

if u give they dislike it

and friendship drops

[digital ruin]

I had a cutscene of Shane and it was so sad

Marnie catches Shane being wasted

and makes jas sad

[glacial trench]

in the home

☠️

[digital ruin]

yes

[glacial trench]

in his room

[digital ruin]

yep

[cobalt hare]

i just got 2 dinosaur eggs from two treasures, i heard i can have dinos?

[digital ruin]

yes

I WANT DINOSAURS AND DUCKS

[glacial trench]

donate 1 and plant 1

[digital ruin]

ALL OF THEM

[cobalt hare]

what can i do with the dino?

like does it produces anything

[glacial trench]

plant it and make dinaosour

if u choose cc it requires a dinaosour mayyonaise to get cinema

and u can donate to museum

[wicked trail]

where should i put my crab pots? (just made 4)

[glacial trench]

ofc

plant it in day 13-14 doesnt matter u get 2x strawberry total

[wicked trail]

yes

[digital ruin]

nope, he is known as the unfixable

[wicked trail]

ooooooj

dont they grow in like 14 days?

dont plant them if its day 20

they WILL be wasted once summer rolls around

nvm then

[digital ruin]

yesnt

[left prism]

Kinda

Just dont spend all the money

[cobalt hare]

how can i remove a chicken ?

[left prism]

And save some to make more seeds

Só u can plant them on day 1 next spring

I dont think so

But just look at pinterest

They are usually simple

Yep, pinterest is ur guy

[cobalt hare]

right, so the rare seeds gave me sweet jam berries

[left prism]

Make sure tô type like vanilla farm layouts

[cobalt hare]

what should i do with them now?

[left prism]

Or wlse you will get picks with a ton of mods

[left prism]

Give tô the monkey

On the secret woods

[cobalt hare]

just 1?

[left prism]

Yes

He give u a stardrop

[cobalt hare]

that's the only usage of it?

[left prism]

If u got remixed bundle for the cc u may need one there ass well

[left prism]

Well u can sell then for a ton of money if want

[cobalt hare]

can't make ale or jam with them?

[keen ice]

Nah man. Shanes a good soul

I got his 2 heart event the other night, that stuff is deep

[raven ingot]

I reached level 10 mining blacksmith or prospector?

[keen ice]

thats fair

[dusty ibex]

probably prospector if u aren’t planning on selling bars

[keen ice]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-ogres-have-layers-you-get-it-onions-have-layers-gif-15744640

[idle shard]

hello

just got an omni geode, anything else i can do with it than giving it to clint?

[glacial trench]

u can buy hats

[idle shard]

what hats

[subtle inlet]

Am I allowed to post pictures of post-cc characters here?

[tender yacht]

no

[subtle inlet]

Not even an edited version of their portrait?

[viscid narwhal]

You have to be kidding me

I DIED AND LSOT MY SWORD

[clever spire]

then go to seasoned dude 💀

[idle shard]

so what gats can i get with the omni geode

[idle shard]

rip, was it like the one from prismatic shard?

[viscid narwhal]

Where can I buy a sword? 😭

[viscid narwhal]

Uh no

[subtle inlet]

Adventurers guild

[idle shard]

oh well uh go to adventurers guild

[viscid narwhal]

Ty 🙏

[idle shard]

hats* also anyone know?

[subtle inlet]

Not me

[idle shard]

guess ill give it to clint

and pray for a pris shard

[hollow meadow]

Hey

[keen ice]

hi

[idle shard]

what can i do with an earth crystal

[dusty ibex]

donate it to musuem or save it for mayonaise makers

[humble carbon]

Heya 👋. On my first year in Fall and already having a blast. Hope to chat a bit more.

[dusty ibex]

I would donate the first one and save the rest

[idle shard]

only got 1

[dusty ibex]

hi jag I am glad ur enjoying the game

you’ll come across more

[idle shard]

also what hats can i get with omni geode

got it on day 15 from a random rock lmao

[keen ice]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-war-everything-avengers-gif-14066494

[idle shard]

early game omni geode

[dusty ibex]

|| I think u need like a crazy amount of omni geodes for that and the desert unlocked ||

[humble carbon]

I accidentally gave it away to some chum who didn’t like it 🤦‍♂️

[idle shard]

lmao

im opening my geode

what do yall think ill get

garbage or smth good

i got a... ||fire opal||

what can i do with that

[clever spire]

donate it

that’s it i’m p sure

[digital ruin]

wow

so much uses!

[thin comet]

mushrooms or bats for a player who hates the mines?

[clever spire]

[dawn pebble]

when is a good time to start tackling ||skull cavern|| ?

[glacial trench]

i prefer bats

[idle shard]

hey i can use it for purple blouse

[digital ruin]

fruit is awesome

[dusty ibex]

if ur too lazy to check mushrooms everyday and collect them

then take bats I guess

[glacial trench]

when souls are very happy

[idle shard]

tbh i hate grubs

i got 2 nekoite

i can get pink shirt and pants

:D

lmao

[raven ingot]

Is it worth donating dwarf gadget?

[viscid narwhal]

I got like a green room in the mine and there’s no rocks.. do I just keep killing slimes until they make a ladder?

[idle shard]

ok yea fire opal is prtty useless

[glacial trench]

and eat a food which gives luck

[idle shard]

yes

alsois a "green room" a room with green fog?

im at floor 20 mines rn

[glacial trench]

just place a ladder

[cobalt hare]

so, anybody wants to explain the kegs for me? what's the most profitable way to use them

[viscid narwhal]

And where do I get that?

[dreamy monolith]

no green fog is when bugs start spawning

[idle shard]

like?

[dreamy monolith]

a green floor is probably a slime infested floor

[idle shard]

oh

[glacial trench]

you can buy for 99 stone

[viscid narwhal]

Yes

[idle shard]

u can MAKE for 99 stone

[viscid narwhal]

Where at though

[dawn pebble]

yea the thing is the mobs in there do huge dmg and i get swarmed sometimes

[viscid narwhal]

Oh

[cobalt hare]

what is like orange fog

[sick bough]

i got a question about crop orders. what box do you put them in?

[idle shard]

at E and bulding tab if u mining lv 2

[glacial trench]

in crafting

[viscid narwhal]

Ty 🙏

[sick bough]

i have two boxes, a big and small one

[glacial trench]

go put the small one near your animals

i did like that

[idle shard]

day 16 floor 20 mines

and still didnt buy better backpack

[sick bough]

my crop order is 100 green beans

[idle shard]

u gotta buy it i think

[glacial trench]

there is a seed maker

[dreamy monolith]

seedmaker

[idle shard]

nvm

[dreamy monolith]

sell them through the shipping bin

[sick bough]

i got the 100 green beans and dont wanna mes s it up

[dreamy monolith]

the small one and the big one should work(but you do get the small one from doing the quest)

[idle shard]

oh my god...

[raven ingot]

Farming level 9

[idle shard]

GUYS I JUST WENT INTO A NEW FLOOR BC IT HAD A LADDER AND I JUST REALIZED AN OMNI GEODE POPPED OUT RIGHT AS I WENT IN

[glacial trench]

as i remember u get 1 by upgrading cc

[idle shard]

;-;

[sick bough]

ok i did it

[raven ingot]

Ye dye bundle

[glacial trench]

omni geode is not that rare

[idle shard]

anyway to get it back

[idle shard]

from a regular rock

but like is there any way to get it back

[raven ingot]

If it's faster you can try to get one from the dye bundle in the bulletin board cc

[glacial trench]

it can appear its not rare though

[idle shard]

well it is rare to me bc its frickin day 16

[cobalt hare]

what's the best thing to put in kegs?

[brave gulch]

Woah

[glacial trench]

i have 900 k total earrings in fall year 1 xd

[brave gulch]

Oh

[wicked quest]

First bigger paycheck in the game is like damn i really got that schmoney

[idle shard]

sadge

[glacial trench]

but the game isny about earringgs if u having fun keep playing

[brave gulch]

Im going to cry

The game really said "no i will not give you that one gold quality corn"

[worthy folio]

I need a shitload of copper and iron but I hate the basic mines 😭😭

[glacial trench]

plant with fertlizers

[idle shard]

fuck spring onions

half?

[glacial trench]

plant all

[dreamy monolith]

reset the day and either

1. eat a farming boosting food
   or
2. wait for a better luck day to harvest it on

none

[glacial trench]

u can put them to kegs

[idle shard]

i can make mayo machine

[dusty ibex]

u can save scum?

[idle shard]

:D

[glacial trench]

wait 1 more week and double ur money

[dreamy monolith]

level 8 or 7 farming

[dusty ibex]

rmemever what corn gave u gold quality then don’t collect the others then next day harvest them

[dreamy monolith]

is when you unlock kegs

[glacial trench]

level 7 farming as i remember

or u can put to barrel

[idle shard]

I GOT A KITTY

day 17 and i get my first actual friend lmao

[elder lynx]

vil stop being so smart

[dusty ibex]

💀 im just saying ideas that already existed

[glacial trench]

i mean preserves jar, reqruires 4 lvl farming

[elder lynx]

i didnt even know changing days resetted their quality

[idle shard]

how do i get iron?

[glacial trench]

mines

[dusty ibex]

ya it’s a good way to not have to plant a million yucky crops for gold quality

[dusty ibex]

floor 41 to floor 79

[idle shard]

dam

[glacial trench]

or buy from clint

[idle shard]

im like floor 25

[worthy folio]

I personally will NEVER buy ANYTHING from Clint the fucking bitch

[glacial trench]

lol

[worthy folio]

Clint deserves death

:]

[glacial trench]

why people hate clint

[idle shard]

ur tools?

idk

[worthy folio]

It isn't buying

[glacial trench]

[worthy folio]

Upgrading

[idle shard]

also whys he say "this is a fun gift" if i give him a parsnip💀

[glacial trench]

[idle shard]

ur still technically buying smth bc ur buying an upgrade

[worthy folio]

1: Clint is a asshole.
2: he stalks Emily
3: he rips me off
4: he's weird

[worthy folio]

Shuttup

[idle shard]

also who doesnt like free ore once a while

[idle shard]

y

got 2 amethyst what do i do with it

[glacial trench]

i wanna marry emily or penny but all of my saves are married w leah ☠️

[worthy folio]

Lmao

[idle shard]

i trying to befriend alex the most for some reason

[cobalt hare]

before ancient seeds, what should i use for kegs?

[carmine shuttle]

Cos he’s Clint

[glacial trench]

strawberry

[dusty ibex]

what season are you in

[tender fossil]

If u have trees, pomegranate is good

[idle shard]

ancient fruit

or sun

sum

[worthy folio]

Fall: pumpkin
Summer: melon
Winter: any berries/left over stuff
Spring: idk

It's what I do

[dusty ibex]

do not use strawberries for kegs

[idle shard]

y

[tender fossil]

Crystal fruit for kegs if it's winter

[dusty ibex]

use || rhubarb|| if u are in year 2 spring

[glacial trench]

yeah thats better

[dusty ibex]

melons or starfruit in ur in summer

pumpkins if ur fall

[idle shard]

guys i can makr a staircase

[dusty ibex]

and if ur looking for a || greenhouse|| thing to keg then id just do starfruit too

[idle shard]

what if i place it on the surface

[dusty ibex]

wont work

[glacial trench]

u can only place in cavern

[idle shard]

oh

[dusty ibex]

and mines

[idle shard]

should i save up for backpack or buy a ring

[dusty ibex]

backpack

[idle shard]

ok

[worthy folio]

Backpack

[wicked quest]

as they said. you can place it in the mines too

[idle shard]

also i love how if u stand infront of a person long enough they run away from u

i can anoy my npcs :D

[worthy folio]

I hit Clint with rocks

[patent crescent]

That’s maybe in lvl 5

Or smth

[wicked quest]

I like to give george leeks so we can be hateful together

[digital ruin]

Clint rips yall off??

[patent crescent]

Gotta trust random dude

[idle shard]

WHY WONT THE STUPID MINECART WORK

well i prob need a mining lv

[patent crescent]

Which one?

[idle shard]

one near clint

[wicked quest]

Check the community center bundles

[clever spire]

💀

u need to complete a community center bundle to use the minecart

[patent crescent]

I actually always wonder why

[distant sphinx]

Hu kucy

Wow

Hi lucy

[patent crescent]

Nope

[clever spire]

hi

[wicked quest]

Scroll down

[worthy folio]

Lmao

[distant sphinx]

[patent crescent]

Lol 😂

[wicked quest]

[patent crescent]

Hmmm

[worthy folio]

||got 4 candles my first try, feeling good||

[patent crescent]

Wait a minute

[clever spire]

want farming lvl r u

[patent crescent]

@cobalt hare

[dreamy monolith]

did you get level 4 farming and then sleep after?

[worthy folio]

Farming lvl 5 is preserve jars I think hold up

[patent crescent]

Wait

[dreamy monolith]

no its level 4

[idle shard]

can stair cases be perm?

[dreamy monolith]

you can see your level before you sleep but you unlock the recipes and perks when you go to sleep

[worthy folio]

Nvm I'm just dumb

[idle shard]

no

[patent crescent]

Nah i can’t really figure why

[wicked quest]

All your level progress and shipping bin money comes after every night of sleep

[dreamy monolith]

so if you got lvl 4 farming today, then you dont have the recipe until you sleep

[patent crescent]

Sry GoldN

-_-

[worthy folio]

How tf y'all blowing up crops and other shit 💀😭

[idle shard]

what will a grub become

[idle shard]

cherry bomb

its cheap

[worthy folio]

I know- I mean.. how

Like

[idle shard]

and its a bom-

[worthy folio]

Why do you have the bomb in your inv where u can blow it up

[idle shard]

1. get any bomb 2. place it at u crops 3. explode crops

[idle shard]

just in case

[worthy folio]

Just in case OF WHAT 😭

[raven ingot]

Finally kid with Penny

[idle shard]

ur telling me floor 30 has nothing?

[idle shard]

IF THERES 500 FLYING BABY DEMONS FLYING AT ME TO KILL ME

[worthy folio]

WHAT

[idle shard]

ok so im in a floor 31 room

[worthy folio]

WHY ARE THERE BABY DEMONS FLYING AT YOU

[idle shard]

BC I SACRIFICED 500

FOR THE BAT QUEST

[worthy folio]

I saved the entire spring harvest (mayo, wine, pickled shit)

Wonder how much money I'ma get

[idle shard]

whats this glowy stuff in floor 30+

omg theres golems omg

[worthy folio]

WILDERNESS FARM??

[idle shard]

YES

[scenic depot]

whats the quickest way to move down in the ||skull cavern||

[worthy folio]

WHY

[idle shard]

THE NIGHT IN IT WORKS LIKE A FUNNY BLOCK GAME

[worthy folio]

Bombs and staircases ✨

[idle shard]

staircase and big bombs

[scenic depot]

ok

[idle shard]

why do i do like no dmg to these stone golems

smh

[worthy folio]

Get good

/j

[twilit spindle]

I opened something colled iridium sprinkler but I didn't even found single iron
did I some thing wrong

[idle shard]

should i just grind for stone to skip to floor 40

[idle shard]

its called IRIDIUM sprinkler

[twilit spindle]

its worthless for me Im looking for HOLY DELUX RETRAINING SOIL (beach farm )

[scenic depot]

is there a way to store my money somewhere

[idle shard]

ur wallet

[idle shard]

did u actually like break it by opening it or sum

[scenic depot]

besides that

[idle shard]

uhhh

ur pocket

[worthy folio]

No

[scenic depot]

oof

[idle shard]

stardew valley is scary

[worthy folio]

Naww

[idle shard]

try to tell me no after u go floor 30+

[worthy folio]

BFO

BRO

BRO

[idle shard]

what

[worthy folio]

BRI

[idle shard]

sthu

stop spamming

[worthy folio]

I JUST MADE 245,778 SHUT UP

[idle shard]

so?

[worthy folio]

'so' SO??

[raven ingot]

You should donate me 245,777

[woeful anvil]

Hello farmers

[worthy folio]

GAZE IN AWE

[raven ingot]

Cheesebros...

We made it

[stone tree]

you should try making wine its far more profitable

[worthy folio]

I make wine, ik

[novel thistle]

@worthy folio You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[worthy folio]

LETS GO

[digital ruin]

wow

funny blu

[idle shard]

ok so i pass out like RIGHT outside my house and i get charged 30 dollar

[worthy folio]

L

[idle shard]

i pass out in the very dangerous mines and i get charged 17 dollars

[twilit spindle]

my hole game earning is 200k... and I earn like 180k in summer only

[worthy folio]

Damn

[worthy folio]

I just saved up all of my spring profit

[idle shard]

NOW IM CHARGED 97 DOLLARS

[digital ruin]

what crop should I get for summer

[idle shard]

STUPID I WAS GONNA GET A BACKPACK

[twilit spindle]

still mine is 180k

[twilit spindle]

I think blueberry is best

for beginner

[stone tree]

Melons are great if you have preserves jars or kegs

[digital ruin]

summer cranberries

awesome

[dreamy monolith]

||desert|| is a spoiler

[raven ingot]

Blueberries if you don't got starfruit

[digital ruin]

too late

[dreamy monolith]

you can spoiler tag by putting || around it

[stone tree]

My bad I didn't realize that that was a spoiler

[raven ingot]

||boo ||

[dreamy monolith]

its alright

[stone tree]

Just reread the pinned and missed the cc rewards part of it

[digital ruin]

wait what are spoilers for anyways?

[dim zinc]

AAAGH

[dreamy monolith]

check pins

[idle shard]

||dies||

what do i do with amethyst

[dim zinc]

donate one to the museum

and then idk i just sell them

I'd like to know too

[raven ingot]

I mostly gave it to abigail for friendship

[digital ruin]

Emily likes it doesn't she?

[dim zinc]

im just gonna romance abigail

[dreamy monolith]

emily and abigail love amethyst

[idle shard]

clint threw aaway an iron ore

[stone tree]

Abigail emily and clint all love them iirc

[digital ruin]

why do people love Haley so much

[raven ingot]

Abigal Clint Emily and ||dwarf|| love amethyst

[dim zinc]

ooo

[digital ruin]

she's a bitch

[dim zinc]

she is tbh but she's pretty ig

[idle shard]

i got a dwarvish helm

NO

[worthy folio]

REAL

[idle shard]

I CANT WEAR IT

[viscid moss]

Penny is the best

[dim zinc]

you have to donate it

[idle shard]

STUPID

[worthy folio]

It's a artifact

[raven ingot]

So TRUE

[digital ruin]

penny and maru are the best

such sweethearts

[idle shard]

BUT IT HAS HELM IN THE NAME

[raven ingot]

Nova EVIL

[viscid moss]

Fr

[worthy folio]

EMILY AND ABIGAIL ARE THE BEST

[digital ruin]

NON

[worthy folio]

YES

[idle shard]

clint is trhe best in my opinion he gives u free ore

[worthy folio]

Die.

[viscid moss]

Whut ☠️

[digital ruin]

Clint looks like a 40 yr old discord mod

[raven ingot]

Penny is the best for wife
Abigail would be the best friend though

[digital ruin]

how old is he even?

[viscid moss]

How someone can love Abigail she is just stupid teenager

[worthy folio]

What's wrong w them

SHE IS MY GOTH BABE

[idle shard]

wheres pam on day 18

[worthy folio]

AND EVERYONE IS A ADULT

[twilit spindle]

when can I buy lvl2 soil from pierre later on game?
I saw it on google that I can buy but I didn't saw when can I

[viscid moss]

She is cringy af

[idle shard]

u can make soik

[worthy folio]

Your cringy 'af'

[dim zinc]

do NOT talk about my fiance like that

[digital ruin]

abigail reminds me of quirky teens

[raven ingot]

You have to be in year 2

[subtle inlet]

Thats her whole thing...

[dim zinc]

no thats sebastian

[viscid moss]

Emily have good personality but not looks

[tender yacht]

guys chill, everyone has their own preferenece

[subtle inlet]

...

[dim zinc]

girl issa pixel 💀

[twilit spindle]

Im low on clay, I started to play wrong.
I got a big farm and nothing else

[twilit spindle]

[raven ingot]

Stardew valley fans when another stardew valley fan marries someone different

[dim zinc]

REAL

[subtle inlet]

Go to the ||fiddlehead fern landmass and go to the demetrius' mushroom farm cave and then go outside that cave||, I hope that doesn't count as spoilers

[dim zinc]

bro was talking about looks as if it wasn't literally the same face as the others tho 😭😭😭

[idle shard]

why didnt i get a 50% off coupon😭

[digital ruin]

what

[subtle inlet]

I gtg for a bit but mods feel free to delete that message if it is spoilers

[clever spire]

💀what r u even saying

[twilit spindle]

where is the first place?

[viscid moss]

Stardew valley fans is one of the most fandom peaceful before someone starts talking about best parter

[digital ruin]

no coupons?

[clever spire]

been playing the game for years and idk what ur been saying tbh

[subtle inlet]

I'll go to the stardew valley discord server jail!

[idle shard]

the 50% off coupon man appeared and i didnt get 1

[clever spire]

[idle shard]

DDDDD:

[digital ruin]

that is one reason why Morris is a big ol bitch

[clever spire]

u talking about morris? yeah u don’t get one

[subtle inlet]

I will say what I am saying in #stardew-spoilers just so I dont get banned

[worthy folio]

||radish or red cabbage||

[idle shard]

fuck u morris

[idle shard]

both

[worthy folio]

Broski

My man

[clever spire]

why do u keep saying post cc stuff here

[tender yacht]

what you said earlier doesn't even make sense to me

[elder lynx]

it is kinda weird joja isnt trying to cater to the farmer specifically even though hes the one bringing all the money in

[clever spire]

just move to seasoned if u really can’t control yourself

[elder lynx]

oh i didnt realize this is n-f

[viscid moss]

Who even buys joja membership

[clever spire]

they know the farmer will go to them anyway 💀

[worthy folio]

Losers that who

[idle shard]

||joja mart|| this is not a spoiler

wait wheres my kitty

[raven ingot]

Joja mart path is evil

[dim zinc]

||people who wanna do the thingy very fast with no diversity just MOENY MONEY CASH MONEY GOLD|| (boring)

[idle shard]

whys cookie sleeping outside

[clever spire]

only did joja for the achievement

[dim zinc]

sleebsing in da sun

[idle shard]

but its cold

[digital ruin]

what can I do with artifacts I have already found?

[stone tree]

same me and a friend speedran it so we wouldn't be evil for long

[idle shard]

also puring water for cookie is now a task for me

[dim zinc]

brother are you perhaps in the southern hemisphere or the north pole

[idle shard]

go put them in ur artifact stash

[idle shard]

its day 18

[dim zinc]

oh wait youre in game

nvm

[idle shard]

unless summer is next then its legit hot af

[digital ruin]

I hate when my crops die from lighting in the summer

[dim zinc]

animals sleep wherever they want to

[viscid moss]

This is literally me but I feel bad for Pierre so I go in classic way

[dim zinc]

THEY WHAT

[digital ruin]

lightning

funny boom boom

[viscid moss]

Whut?

[dim zinc]

I've never had it happen????

[digital ruin]

HUH??

[idle shard]

its a sunny day tmrw after all

[clever spire]

just get more lightning rods

if u don’t want them fucking up ur crops

[dim zinc]

i have one that i installed in fall and i didn't get lightning'd on any of my farms

[idle shard]

aw i cant wake up my cat by watering it

[viscid moss]

I didn't know that lightnings can damage crops

[clever spire]

yah

[digital ruin]

I wake up and 10 crops begone

[idle shard]

cookie woke up

how can i feed my cat

[digital ruin]

Feed cookie her kind.

I MEAN WHAT

[idle shard]

i got a chicken statue

[digital ruin]

COUGH

[cobalt hare]

lmao i just got an iridum red snapper

[idle shard]

but cats cant eat chocalete

[clever spire]

u don’t feed pets u just water their bowl and that’s it

[worthy folio]

People are rude as hell in seasoned farmers

[digital ruin]

lemme see

[clever spire]

where

i was just in there

[digital ruin]

got flashed with spoilers aughhhh

[idle shard]

can i make my cat not move by making tilled spots near it

[viscid moss]

I have very bad habitat to by maybe 400 seeds of pumpkins or another things like that and then spend whole month spending my energy on this, that is why I went to desert only on third year

[digital ruin]

400!?

[viscid moss]

And I always tell myself that I don't need that huge amount of money but jew in me have another opinion

[digital ruin]

what is the average crop number that people buy

[idle shard]

1000000

[high scarab]

It depends on your crop area

[digital ruin]

so like all the tiles or smtin?

[tender arch]

:^) hello u wonderful Batchelor and Batchelorettes

[cobalt hare]

heyo!!

[viscid moss]

How much you buying?

[high scarab]

How many sprinklers do you have? You don't want to hand water 100s of crops every day

[idle shard]

0

[digital ruin]

like 20

I'm cheapskate

[viscid moss]

20?

[wicked trail]

whats better a joja warehouse or the community center (dunno how to start community center)

[viscid moss]

I think that how you maybe supposed to play

[high scarab]

You can play however you like, community centre is available after day 5, I think it is. Community Centre is great as it gives you rewards(for every bundle not just the completion of the rooms) and encourages you to explore the game.

[viscid moss]

Community center it seems hard at the beginning but this better and more interesting than just buying all upgrades

[wicked trail]

how do i start it tho

[idle shard]

2 more levels and i get a fucking gun (slingshot)

[viscid moss]

Wait a quest from magician

[cobalt hare]

do lewis cutscene and then talk to guy in tower

[idle shard]

LAST LEVEL

[digital ruin]

now I am off to my grinding cutscene

[idle shard]

YES

I HAVE A GUN

[digital ruin]

very sad

sounds odd out of context

[idle shard]

ok so how do i get explosive ammo

[fringe lantern]

It was frozen in the cinematic of when you complete the snake of Ginger Island it's already two times that I do

[cobalt hare]

cherry bomb and stone i think

[clever spire]

pls keep post cc stuff in #stardew-spoilers

i saw u alr asked in there

[tender yacht]

• is the game freeze? you might wanna ask in #vanilla-tech-support
• part of your quetion is not for this channel, please delete

[idle shard]

slimes i hate u ive always hated u

now i can shoot u

[hollow meadow]

Hey

[idle shard]

wat

[wanton tiger]

Delete this please

[hollow meadow]

Idk what any of it means

Whats the aforementioned island

[wanton tiger]

Something you can’t talk about here..

[tender yacht]

it's post CC completion content and not allowed to be talked in this channel

[hollow meadow]

The chickens in this game are really fat

[tender yacht]

you can ask this on #stardew-spoilers and also please delete this message

[hollow meadow]

Ok then

[viscid moss]

They are cute af

[tender yacht]

wait til you guys have ducks, they occasionally swim if their pathing is on water

[hollow meadow]

There are ducks in the game

Wow

[crystal hazel]

I freaked out when I saw my ducks wandering around the farm outside of their fences

Learned not to use water as part of an enclosure

[hollow meadow]

Is the game on sale for steam yet

[idle shard]

why tf do i hear howling

[wanton tiger]

They’ll always go back to the barn or coop at ~5pm as long as that little door is open so no need to worry

[idle shard]

guys

why there WoOoOoOoo noises

[tender yacht]

you might wanna wait for next steam sale

[hollow meadow]

When is that

[crystal hazel]

Is it raining?

[hollow meadow]

I heard its in a couple days

[idle shard]

yes

[crystal hazel]

Don't worry about it

[idle shard]

no

wtf is it

[tender yacht]

next week, but idk if sdv will be on sale or not

[hollow meadow]

Should i just buy it rn

[idle shard]

what demon wants to claw my eyes out

[left prism]

Lol

[trim wadi]

Maybe it's windy? Check the weather

[tender yacht]

really up to you shawn

[left prism]

Works for cows tho

[idle shard]

its gonna rain all day tmrw

its raining rn too

[hollow meadow]

What the hell why not

If there’s a sale i could refund it and buy t again

[idle shard]

spirits r good humor

[crystal hazel]

On steam? Think there's only 2 hours of play allowed before you can't refund

[idle shard]

ok imma break my first 2 frozen geodes now

[hollow meadow]

Touche..

Whatever how much would i save anyway

The game isn’t garbage it can’t go below $10

[crystal hazel]

Usually goes on sale for $12cad? I think

[hollow meadow]

See

Thats $3 idc about that

[crystal hazel]

Yeah I got it for $11.89 on gog sale

Canadian

[humble goblet]

the games cheap sale or not

[idle shard]

2 frozen tears

[wanton tiger]

It’s a one time payment with no ads or payed expansions, I say it’s worth paying the full price if you can

[left prism]

Thats how people got rich

[idle shard]

I GOT MELON SEEDS

[left prism]

CONGRETS

[idle shard]

from museum

[left prism]

Melons are yumy

Is it your first time?

[idle shard]

yea

[hollow meadow]

I heard you can marry people

[tender yacht]

yup you can

[hollow meadow]

Can you be gay in the game

[alpine rose]

What is best summer crop?

[dreamy monolith]

yes

[tender yacht]

yes you can shawn

[hollow meadow]

Awesome..

[tender yacht]

starfruit (bus fixed), melon (if you have preserve jar or keg), blueberry (sell raw)

[idle shard]

how do i get jar or keg i got 9 watermelon seeds

[left prism]

Just check the date before planting, they took a wile to grow

[tender yacht]

preserve jar recipe after level 4 farming while keg after level 8

[left prism]

Ans also plant them in a 3 by 3 square

[idle shard]

y

[left prism]

They can become huge

[tender yacht]

chance to grow big crops

[left prism]

Cauliflower and pumpkins too

[raven ingot]

Should I keg the starfruit?

[idle shard]

so i make 3 by 3 square 1 space and place more?

[left prism]

Yes, u can adopt kids too

[tender yacht]

must, not should 😂

[left prism]

Yep, and age the wine too

[raven ingot]

How do you age

[dreamy monolith]

cellar house upgrade

[left prism]

U have to update your house

Yeah, takes a wile

[dreamy monolith]

but you shouldnt age them if you arent making a ton of wine

[tender yacht]

using cask after you get cellar from last house upgrade

[dreamy monolith]

you should only age if you have extra wine you could sell

[raven ingot]

I do got max house upgrade I didn't even know it had a cellar lmao

[tender yacht]

don't worry too much about aging things in early game

[left prism]

No space needed

[idle shard]

then what

[left prism]

U can just make a huge 9 by 9 field if u can water it lol

What a minut

[harsh anchor]

ive gotten the crop fairy twice in like 15 days

[left prism]

Hmm can't send pics here

[raven ingot]

[woeful anvil]

Hello everyone

[left prism]

Hii

[loud dawn]

hi!

[raven ingot]

Nice 2099 pfp