stardew-valley

[lilac marlin]

It clashes with EVERYTHING in the house

[desert summit]

Abigail placed a end table infront of the door

[lilac marlin]

Like a barricade? 😭

[desert summit]

Yeah

She didn’t want me leaving apparently

[lilac marlin]

That’s insane 😭

[desert summit]

I moved it to the kitchen

[violet tundra]

farm is clean now

[serene walrus]

grass

[violet tundra]

its there for a reason

[marsh oasis]

he really likes indiana

[carmine shuttle]

Yummy hay

[violet tundra]

no that is just the shape it turned into keeping it there

[trim wadi]

Everyone's standard farm looks so clean and nice. I've only done forest and 4 corner but it might be time for a standard run

[violet tundra]

i love doing hill top its my fave farm to do

[serene walrus]

im so sorry

[violet tundra]

lol

[serene walrus]

[violet tundra]

its funny nothing to be sorry about

[cobalt hare]

i just came across CA's new game called Haunted Chocolatier while browsing a few videos on youtube

i couldn't find any news about the game's release date

has a related announcement been made?

[serene walrus]

yeah he’s working on it now no release date yet

also welcome to da server

[cobalt hare]

thanks fot replying

[serene walrus]

[hexed smelt]

Us purple people reply a lot. Maybe too much. It's how we got to be purple. 🤣

[cobalt hare]

ahahahahahahsh

[serene walrus]

😭 i talk to much i try not to but i’m just really talkative

[hexed smelt]

It's something we Desperados all have in common: you just can't shut us up. 🤣

[desert summit]

I don’t even think I’ve gotten to cowpoke yet

[elder lynx]

wym being talkative is fine

[cobalt hare]

talkative people are always better, you should be happy about it

cuz so i am

[serene walrus]

lol im the complete opposite irl

[dim zinc]

dude as someone who's more of a lurker y'all are incredible

i can just read everything like a creepy little fiend hehehe

[elder lynx]

in real life you hide your insane arsonist thoughts 😇

[manic vector]

o/

[hexed smelt]

Online is safer. I'm more reserved in person as well.

[manic vector]

Hello everyone!

[dim zinc]

hii

[serene walrus]

welcome to the server :D

[cobalt hare]

helloo

[desert summit]

Hello

[hexed smelt]

Welcome!

[manic vector]

Thanks everyone.

[elder lynx]

theres nothing to lose for being wacky here

[half quail]

:> 🔥

[elder lynx]

@serene walrus i feel weird talking in this chat why did u have to revive it 😭

[cobalt hare]

i just saw that there is a channel on chocolatier @serene walrus 😔

[serene walrus]

ooo double ping let’s gooooooooooo

[manic vector]

Been playing the game for about a year now. I never thought about the fact that a discord exists for the game. lol

[trim wadi]

Same

[cobalt hare]

oh lol

[manic vector]

yeah... lmao

[serene walrus]

oh i used to be that way a long time ago i only started to actually talk in 2021 or something idk i lurk im other servers tho idk how to jump in

[dim zinc]

mainly i forget about the existence of discord servers and randomly abandon everyone 💀

[elder lynx]

not the creepy gus head 😭

[cobalt hare]

everyone's english is very good 😔

[languid patrol]

you'll find a discord for every game tbh

[hexed smelt]

Yeah, and one of the busiest ones. Certainly the busiest one I'm a part of, for sure. Fallout is close, but can get very toxic sometimes. This one is always nice, one of the friendliest servers around.

[serene walrus]

what is ur native?!

[dim zinc]

all from quarantine tbh

[cobalt hare]

our education system can't even teach Englich well enough for me to keep up with the conversations here..

[dim zinc]

3rd language

[cobalt hare]

türkiye

[serene walrus]

nice

[dim zinc]

woaaa

[soft ermine]

🇳🇱

[elder lynx]

@serene walrus oh my god i didnt know that puffer emoji existed thanks for the nightmares

[desert summit]

Omg

That is going to haunt me forever

[serene walrus]

you’re welcome turtle

[dim zinc]

unfortunately i dont speak turkish so i cant rlly help but youre welcome to practice w me if you need it :] @cobalt hare

[elder lynx]

a fellow non american yay. its nice to have some variety

[dim zinc]

ooo were r yall from?

[serene walrus]

america :P

[desert summit]

Canada

[hexed smelt]

California.

[elder lynx]

im from a very unpopular small south american country
im from uruguay

[serene walrus]

ohhhh canada

[cobalt hare]

it would be great to have a friend who can really practice, thank youu

[trim wadi]

Us south

[dim zinc]

yooo

[cobalt hare]

no one speaks english where i live

[mystic jasper]

I'm pretty random with talking tbh

[cobalt hare]

and the most spoken language other than my mother tongue Turkish is Arabic

[dim zinc]

I'm from taco town

[trim wadi]

You've taught yourself wonderfully then

[serene walrus]

wanna taco bout it?

[elder lynx]

mexico?

[desert summit]

I was thinking Mexico

[dim zinc]

STAOp SJJDJ

[elder lynx]

oh god

[dim zinc]

yaya

[serene walrus]

mmmmm no

[dim zinc]

😰

[cobalt hare]

[trim wadi]

Hahaha what! I'm from west coast originally

[desert summit]

I love all the pufferfish

[dim zinc]

how are y'all surviving over there dude

[serene walrus]

i am midwest

[elder lynx]

this is guac-ward

[desert summit]

Omg

[dim zinc]

😭

[serene walrus]

hehehehhe

[elder lynx]

phew

[elder lynx]

thats the worst one out of them all

[dim zinc]

I'd argue deep south tbh

[serene walrus]

lmao

[trim wadi]

It's nice down here I like it just ignore how sweaty and humid it is

[desert summit]

I don’t know what these places are

[elder lynx]

atleast they are interesting.
if midwest was a sauce they would be ranch

[manic vector]

oh that is great.

also, I love your role icon. lmfao

[trim wadi]

Yum sounds great

[serene walrus]

hiiiii albino

[elder lynx]

no

actually i have no idea what ranch tastes like

thats an american sauce

[trim wadi]

Where are you from?

[elder lynx]

@trim wadi

[trim wadi]

Oh haha sorry I can't read

[serene walrus]

yucky that’s what

[icy rivet]

hi

[desert summit]

Ranch is good on certain things

Hello

[elder lynx]

i hesrd some people eat it with pizza 💀

[trim wadi]

Store ranch is yucky but restaurant ranch is so good

[desert summit]

Yes

[dim zinc]

oy don't disrespect ranch like that

[serene walrus]

they crazy💀💀💀💀💀

[icy rivet]

omgggg im argentinean but i lived there for a long time

[elder lynx]

pizza with ketchup is messed up

[icy rivet]

and my dad is Uruguayan

[trim wadi]

I heard non Americans eat pizza with mayo

[elder lynx]

country neighbours!

[novel thistle]

@trim wadi You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[icy rivet]

are u from Montevideo?

[elder lynx]

omgg

[desert summit]

Excuse me what

[marsh oasis]

ranch flavor = mostly dill + parsley

[dim zinc]

pizza w ketchup is good I'm sorry

[elder lynx]

not really

[icy rivet]

so im half uruguayan yes

[teal vapor]

why the fuck would yall put condiments on pizza i

[icy rivet]

where from?

[desert summit]

How

[teal vapor]

[dim zinc]

it's like sweeter smoother marinara man

[serene walrus]

u r a crime get into the pit

[dim zinc]

also pineapple on pizza is good

[elder lynx]

pizza already has tomato sauce you are just putting ketchup which is just sweeter tomato sauce ontop and ruining the cheese

[desert summit]

I don’t like pineapple

[serene walrus]

i like pineapple piziza

[desert summit]

Ketchup in canada is way too sweet

[dim zinc]

sorry man i won't jump the border again 😰

[trim wadi]

We eat for pleasure not purpose

[dim zinc]

THANK YOU

[elder lynx]

aslong as its not any sauces

[carmine shuttle]

NO im NOT

[teal vapor]

that is the OPPOSITE of pleasure

[serene walrus]

that’s exactly what a crazy person would say

[dim zinc]

we agree to disagree

[desert summit]

I mean I ate cheese and ranch before since I was curious as to what it tasted like

[elder lynx]

ur pleasure is having 2 layers of tomato sauce in ur pizza? 😰

[desert summit]

It was strange

[trim wadi]

Too much of a good thing is just a very good thing

[dim zinc]

ultimately pineapple on my slice will not sour yours and that's the beauty of life

[carmine shuttle]

You got me there…but that is NOT a crime

[teal vapor]

yall cowpokes n villagers are WILD whaddahell

[serene walrus]

water is good for ur body but to much and u will die

[desert summit]

I’ve been a villager for so long

[elder lynx]

they are more insane than seasoned people somehow

[dim zinc]

it's been so long....

[carmine shuttle]

Now hold on

[teal vapor]

I have never even seen you before now

[carmine shuttle]

[desert summit]

Damn

[teal vapor]

er, i think
have we met before

[serene walrus]

also hi gat

[desert summit]

I’ve seen you before

[teal vapor]

i have memory of a goldfish

[elder lynx]

ur status is very concerning 💀💀

[mystic jasper]

Hello Peachy

[elder lynx]

hi albino

[teal vapor]

oh hi peahy

[mystic jasper]

Hello Niko and Kat

[teal vapor]

i cnat. type

[serene walrus]

AYO- ur right

[dim zinc]

my power is back on i am happy

[elder lynx]

and hi kat the tangarine and hi peachy

[teal vapor]

wat

[carmine shuttle]

I wasn’t expecting people to read it 😔

[desert summit]

Tangarine?

[serene walrus]

did u get the cows or the rabbits btw?!

[teal vapor]

whym i a tangerine

[elder lynx]

idk i thought kat then i thought katerine then i thought it sounded like tangarine 💀

[teal vapor]

lmao???

[serene walrus]

i love how ur brain works

[teal vapor]

thats a new one. its funny

[elder lynx]

the dumbest people have the smartest thoughts 😇

[serene walrus]

what’s up tangerine

[desert summit]

I’ve never had a tangerine before

[teal vapor]

hang on

there

[desert summit]

I don’t even know what a tangerine is

[dim zinc]

mandarina

[serene walrus]

eat one nowww

[carmine shuttle]

How do you even pronounce that

[dim zinc]

they're so good

[carmine shuttle]

Tangerine

[dim zinc]

tan

[desert summit]

I would but I don’t know what it looks like

[carmine shuttle]

Tang-erine?

[teal vapor]

tangerines r like oranges but not

[dim zinc]

tan-gerine

[elder lynx]

they taste like tangarine

[carmine shuttle]

That’s an orange

[serene walrus]

tangerine are like tiny oranges

[dim zinc]

wrong

that's a tangerine

[carmine shuttle]

😭

[desert summit]

I definitely know what it tastes like now thank you

[dim zinc]

the sections are easier to take apart

also sweeter

[serene walrus]

and they r east too peel!!!

[elder lynx]

on the outside yes but the inside is like little pockets of orange juice

[dim zinc]

it's basically orange +++

[desert summit]

I shall but a tangerine and eat it

[serene walrus]

tangerine > orange

[carmine shuttle]

It’s an orange but for

Nvm I don’t want to get banned

[dim zinc]

JAJWJAJSJ

say it

[elder lynx]

tangarines that are full of seeds are like a whole minigame to try to eat tho it sucks

[dim zinc]

it's fun tho

[serene walrus]

oh the ones i get got almost none

[dim zinc]

spit them like a firearm of sorts

[icy rivet]

tangerines are good

[carmine shuttle]

I feel like they are the epitome of genetically modified foods

[dim zinc]

are the gm?

[desert summit]

They probably are

[dim zinc]

tomtaoes tho

[carmine shuttle]

Tomtaoes

[elder lynx]

the unsuspecting nearby children wont see it coming

[dim zinc]

ah yes
tomtaoes

[serene walrus]

tomatoes more like

[dim zinc]

me getting ready to spit a continuous fire of speedy tangerine seeds at vulnerable elderly people at the park

[desert summit]

Damn the elderly people are getting attacked

[elder lynx]

does anybosy actually like whole tomatoes. i only like them in sauce form 💀

[dim zinc]

its a joke i dont actually spit tangerine seeds at people

[desert summit]

Some of them won’t see it coming

[carmine shuttle]

Would probably incapacitate them

[elder lynx]

make it real. follow ur dreams

[serene walrus]

oh same they are so groosss i HATE when i bite into them the sound is soo gross sijsilmskjksms

[dim zinc]

listen
the texture is godawful but roasted in butter is the closest thing ill eat them alone

[desert summit]

I like tomato sauce but not tomatoes

[elder lynx]

and when they start spilling out everything when u cut them uvswshshishwhdve ew

[dim zinc]

babe pls i'll get probation

[serene walrus]

aaaaa

[dim zinc]

you need sharper knives tho

[elder lynx]

a probation is only temporary. the hurt people are permanent

[teal vapor]

tomato r the worst texture ever

[serene walrus]

i will never understand how people just straight up eat tomato like dat

[teal vapor]

my dad fucking loves tomatoes ajd i am just loke. Father the TEXTURE IS HORRID

[desert summit]

People just eat tomatoes?

[dim zinc]

my dad used to boil whole tomatoes and peel the skin and just eat them like apples.

[serene walrus]

ewwww

[desert summit]

Ew

[dim zinc]

ew confirmed

[mystic jasper]

Very mushy and watery

[dim zinc]

uuughh

[teal vapor]

im fairly certain my dad would bite directly into a tomato if given the opportunity

[desert summit]

Does he consider tomatoes a fruit?

[dim zinc]

tomatoes are fruits

[carmine shuttle]

Ah shit, here we go again

[mystic jasper]

They've always been fruits

[dim zinc]

oh man

[elder lynx]

you better put 3 whole bottles of salad dressing to cover the feeling of tomatoes

[serene walrus]

they are fruits but we treat em as vegetables ig :P

[dim zinc]

mmm

[mystic jasper]

I might do that lol

[desert summit]

Why

No

[dim zinc]

im gonna do an ummm ackschually ☝️ 🤓

[teal vapor]

blocked and reported

[elder lynx]

im pretty sure pumpkins are considered vegetables in stardew 💀

[mystic jasper]

Oh no

[serene walrus]

lmao

[mystic jasper]

Rip me

[dim zinc]

all plants are vegetables

[elder lynx]

right of passage everyone report albino for warcrimes

[dim zinc]

and all the stuff w flesh and seeds are fruits

but yk

[mystic jasper]

Tbh this isn't the only "war crime" I've committed

[elder lynx]

🤢

[dim zinc]

producely speaking

[teal vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/137345719668310016/1080613528584605696/image0.gif

[desert summit]

I don’t like hearing it called flesh for some reason

[elder lynx]

what horrible food takes do u have

[serene walrus]

u collecting them like pokémon?💀💀💀💀

[carmine shuttle]

It’s cos anything with a seed in it is genetically a fruit, but if it tastes like void mayonnaise then we can legally call it a vegetable

[dim zinc]

m e a t

[mystic jasper]

I added oranges to coffee

[dim zinc]

JASHGAHSGJAH NO FUCKING WAY

[desert summit]

Thats somehow worse

[elder lynx]

wouldnt void mayonaise taste like the absence of flavours

[serene walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/137345719668310016/1080613528584605696/image0.gif

[elder lynx]

thats weird but not as bad as eating a tomato whole

[dim zinc]

put some respect on uhhhh

[carmine shuttle]

Perhaps

[dim zinc]

on uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mystic jasper]

Eh wanna see the result?

[dim zinc]

ya

[elder lynx]

show it to peachy she would love it

[carmine shuttle]

Me when i

[desert summit]

You actually ate a tomato?

[carmine shuttle]

Me when

[dim zinc]

i dont think it would be bad like oranges w coffee

[elder lynx]

ew

[dim zinc]

wait

[desert summit]

Ewwww

[carmine shuttle]

😰

[elder lynx]

i am

[dim zinc]

nevermind

[elder lynx]

my soul has left my body

[dim zinc]

the way you went about it is unacceptable

[elder lynx]

🤢🤢🤢

[desert summit]

I wish that could be erased from my memory

[serene walrus]

coffee with pulp 💀

[elder lynx]

it looks like worms..

[mystic jasper]

It was good at least..

[dim zinc]

oh ewwwww

[desert summit]

Eww

[carmine shuttle]

Da Linus special

[desert summit]

You drank it?

[dim zinc]

what i know for a fact tastes good tho is coffee w lime juice

[elder lynx]

this is worse than war crimes this is.. uhm..
nuke crimes?

[dim zinc]

and sugar

[mystic jasper]

Yeah I drank it

[serene walrus]

i no likey coffee twheh

[desert summit]

I don’t like coffee either

[elder lynx]

i saw coffee flavoured kitkat recently and i wonder why anybody would buy that

does anybody actually like the flavour of coffee

[desert summit]

I do not

[dim zinc]

it coffee about the coffee or about the caffeine

[serene walrus]

my dad just drinks it straight up and he has like 4 cups or so

[elder lynx]

its like making alcohol flavoured drinks with no alcohol. i dont think anybody likes the flavour they are just in for the addiction 💀

[desert summit]

Same

[carmine shuttle]

Triple shot espresso

[serene walrus]

and then my mom drinks the left over as in only have one cup :)

[elder lynx]

his heart must pump like crazy

[dim zinc]

wdym i love it when my throat is irremediably burning with medical grade ethanol

[carmine shuttle]

He’s trying to speedrun sc

[elder lynx]

win win

[desert summit]

What does microwaved chicken nuggets taste like?

[dim zinc]

like mild depression cause at least you microwaved them

[carmine shuttle]

Everyone’s so creative!

[elder lynx]

atleast in stardew u cant form an addiction

[desert summit]

I’m lazy

[elder lynx]

chicken nuggets but bad

[serene walrus]

he’s pretty big and i’m sure he doesn’t really drink it for the caffeine anymore cause both of my parents mostly only drink it or they get migraines or something like dat

[desert summit]

As long as they don’t kill me I’ll be fine

[dim zinc]

ya dw

[elder lynx]

"they drink coffe or they get migraines" hmmmmm

[serene walrus]

addiction woooooo

[dim zinc]

i honestly hate that its become trendy

[elder lynx]

coffee is the scariest addiction cuz its the most socially accepted one

[dim zinc]

yah

its the

endless grind culture

yay capitalism

[elder lynx]

what do u think of this lovely emoji

[desert summit]

The chicken nugget bag cut me

[elder lynx]

[dim zinc]

thats what u get for microwaving them

[elder lynx]

is ur skin made of glass

[desert summit]

Yes

[serene walrus]

damn vil looking great ALSO THE NAME LMAOOO

[desert summit]

I’m very fragile

[dim zinc]

her legs break every morning and she has a heart attack every night

or however it went

[carmine shuttle]

😭

[elder lynx]

i took creative liberties with the name 💅

[elder lynx]

no istg americans have skin made of glass i never knew paper cuts were a thing until americans talked about it

[desert summit]

I’m not American

[elder lynx]

oh

fair enough

[dim zinc]

nah its not americans i get paper cuts also

[desert summit]

Well I sorta am

[serene walrus]

ok they really hurt!!!

[desert summit]

Maybe its just North Americans than

[elder lynx]

u are half glass skinned

[serene walrus]

it’s always when ur least expecting it

[raven ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/lucky-spongebob-meme-spongebob-owl-injured-gif-26297781

[carmine shuttle]

It’s all da red 40 🦅

[dim zinc]

i am north american 😢

[desert summit]

Same

[dim zinc]

oh my go

[elder lynx]

but how do u get cut by paper . unintentionally 😭

[elder lynx]

this fits the vilkissingclint name better

[desert summit]

Do you intentionally give yourself paper cuts?

[dim zinc]

very thin thingy get in between skin cells and rips a lil bit of the epidermis

[serene walrus]

probably just not realizing how ur holding the paper or something idk

[elder lynx]

no. i mean how do u get one witouth trying

[dim zinc]

you just do

[serene walrus]

it just happens

[desert summit]

You like slide your arm or whatever near the paper and it gets you

[elder lynx]

ig i just dont touch enough paper or somn idk

[serene walrus]

i’m very clumsy so maybe that’s it

[dim zinc]

i get them on my fingers so

[desert summit]

My fridge sounds like it’s breathing

[dim zinc]

not rlly any other part

[dim zinc]

man

[elder lynx]

take grandma out of the fridge then

[desert summit]

Grandma ain’t in the fridge

[serene walrus]

probably from all the running

[carmine shuttle]

Edgar Allan Poe or something like that

[desert summit]

She in the care home

[elder lynx]

did you check the bottom vegetable box

[desert summit]

The vegetable box has cheese in it

[carmine shuttle]

Interesting

[desert summit]

Don’t ask me why

Idk

[dim zinc]

cheese in da vegbox

[elder lynx]

maybe ur grandma has manifested into cheese 😇

[desert summit]

Maybe

[serene walrus]

damn get cheesed

[elder lynx]

that grilled cheese is gonna taste out of the world

[desert summit]

Literally

Grandma grilled cheese

[serene walrus]

ohh noo

[dim zinc]

have yall watched tuca and bertie where they mix grandmas ashes w sugar and bake a cake with it

it was out of pocket

[serene walrus]

WHAT

[elder lynx]

maybe u should feed it to the dogs instead. u dont know what kind of diseases that got

[dim zinc]

i rpomise

its on netflix

[carmine shuttle]

If you turn that in to Gunther during paleontologist quest it will count for ||50 of the bones||

[desert summit]

I don’t want my dogs diseased

[serene walrus]

that’s wayyyy out of pocket wth

[elder lynx]

@serene walrus most sane new farmers person

[dim zinc]

JJAHSDJAHGAJ IM SORRY

fr tho the show is funny

[elder lynx]

i just searched it

[serene walrus]

what a great thing to mention on a sdv dc💀

[dim zinc]

stardew valley double crochet?

[serene walrus]

discord

[desert summit]

Double crochet

[elder lynx]

fine u can get grandmas chlamydia. just dont share the cheese

[dim zinc]

GRABNMAS CHLAMYDIA WHAT

[desert summit]

I’ll share the cheese with everyone

[carmine shuttle]

In my mind, my version is “deez cutz”

[elder lynx]

oh god

[serene walrus]

this chat wild tonight damn

[dim zinc]

you are correct

[desert summit]

It really is

[spark kindle]

true

[serene walrus]

i say that as if it’s not wild all the time

[elder lynx]

all of us here have big personalities 😇

[spark kindle]

anyone here watch nino kito?

[dim zinc]

nao

[desert summit]

I got the microwaved chicken nuggets with the costco chocolate cake

[elder lynx]

whats that

[desert summit]

Best dinner

[dim zinc]

a feast

[desert summit]

Yes

[dim zinc]

me irl

[elder lynx]

this is the most american sentence i read in a while

[carmine shuttle]

There’s no way your a cat

[elder lynx]

yet u arent american somehow

[dim zinc]

why do you have a picture of me

[desert summit]

Hehe

I confuse people

[dim zinc]

when they ask me to meet irl but they dont know im just a cat with access to the internet

[carmine shuttle]

There’s no way

Proof

[dim zinc]

meow

[carmine shuttle]

Holy shit

[serene walrus]

do u get lots of pets?!

[dim zinc]

no 😔

[carmine shuttle]

Probably stinky

[desert summit]

Do you have a human slave

[dim zinc]

i am neglected saldy

[carmine shuttle]

That’s why

[serene walrus]

ur owner doesn’t deserve u

[desert summit]

I will adopt you

[dim zinc]

my owner only gives me 2 cans of tuna or sardines a day plus my kitty kibble and chicken skins

i am so skinny 😔

no fr tho my cat is FAT yet she screams every time her bowl is empty

[desert summit]

Same

[elder lynx]

ur owner is feeding you like a king wym

[serene walrus]

sleepy cat

[dim zinc]

KITY

[desert summit]

Omg

I love them

[dim zinc]

do yall wanna see my kid

[elder lynx]

do u have dogs too?

[elder lynx]

sure

[serene walrus]

no my dad hate dog

[dim zinc]

oh i cant show

[desert summit]

My dads allergic to cats but I got one anyways

[elder lynx]

ur dad will be thrown in the same pit as the guy who ate a whole tomato

[dim zinc]

lol

[elder lynx]

?

[serene walrus]

#images-and-memes

[dim zinc]

i think its cos im new

[dim zinc]

OOOOO

[serene walrus]

yeah u gotta be lvl 5 to post images here :P

[elder lynx]

its suler essy to get levels tho.. right? idk i forgot the level system

[serene walrus]

yeah u could get lvl 5 one day and i’m sure ooli will surely get it soon since they’ve been chatting a lot today

[elder lynx]

he will become a memace when he unlocks image perms

[serene walrus]

oh no

[dim zinc]

catch me forgetting in 2 days

[kind laurel]

Got a lot of items to donate to museum better to do it all at once or once in a while?

[dry bloom]

any ways to get wood, i have a shortage of it

[dry bloom]

either is fine

[kind laurel]

Was hoarding them at first, but got good at fishing so don't need them for the money.

[desert summit]

You could buy some from robin

[marsh oasis]

I do it every so often so I don't forget

[dry bloom]

ok any other methods?

[marsh oasis]

cut down trees?

[desert summit]

Run around cutting trees

[dry bloom]

where can i get the wood chipper

[hoary badger]

Anyone able to help out in #vanilla-tech-support

[desert summit]

I think robin gives you the recipe

[dry bloom]

ok thanks

[dry bloom]

i dont know sorry

[hoary badger]

It can be purchased from the Carpenter's Shop for 1,000g after receiving a letter from Robin on the second day of Winter in year 1.

[river junco]

||how come I get a message saying my apricot tree couldn't grow last night? its in my greenhouse||

[velvet karma]

If there's anything next to it that could keep it from growing

[hoary badger]

Not sure if GH is the same as outside trees, but planting a regular sapling bought from the store (apple, orange etc) requires the 8 surrounding tiles to be empty.

[cobalt hare]

why is it saying 27/28 people gretted

i greeted everyone

pls help

[elder flax]

when going to the friendlist, which character has ???

instead of there name

find that person

[serene walrus]

if u can’t find them wait for the egg festival everyone will be there

it’s on the 13th

[cobalt hare]

all of them are not ???

[elder flax]

how many are there

[cobalt hare]

28

[serene walrus]

wait can u send a pic ?

[elder flax]

wait your in fall?

[cobalt hare]

yeah

[elder flax]

did you forget about this quest lol

[warped hamlet]

does it show ur missing any?

[serene walrus]

hmm

[cobalt hare]

yeah

[elder flax]

maybe check the wiki of all the characters see if you have them all

if not maybe go into #vanilla-tech-support

[vapid widget]

heyo guys (:

[serene walrus]

welcome!

[warped hamlet]

hi!! welcome

[vapid widget]

what you talking about :3?

[marsh oasis]

minecraft

[warped hamlet]

true!

[serene walrus]

lol

[vapid widget]

agreed

[elder flax]

an issue with greeting all the villagers quest

[vapid widget]

i thought you could just ignore that quest usually

[cobalt hare]

i counted

[elder flax]

yeh probably but i think it gives money

[cobalt hare]

28 exculing the wizard and dwarf

[cobalt hare]

it gives friendship

[warped hamlet]

considering ur on mobile I wouldn't entirely say ifs not a bug tbh

[elder flax]

you have the dwarf, meaning your missing someone

[vapid widget]

wait it does

[warped hamlet]

try restart ur day see if that recheck anything

[vapid widget]

-_- i've been playing stardew my whole life

and i didn't know that

[warped hamlet]

other than that you should probably ask #vanilla-tech-support like someone else said 🤷‍♂️

bestie is 7 years old

slash Jay!

[signal turtle]

Are dinosaur eggs rare?

[fast flume]

Can i grow trees all over the map? and have a wood farm somewhere other than my farm?

[marsh oasis]

outside of the farm, trees have predefined tiles they grow on

[warped hamlet]

somewhat?

[warped hamlet]

^ but you can plant urs anywhere theres grass

they'll get removed if in npcs path's tho

[fast flume]

ahh i see ok

thank you

[elder flax]

do not donate it to the museum, wait till you have an incubator to make more

[clever spire]

they’re not very rare but

if ur new to the game then they’re hard to get

[last wigeon]

PEAMCHY

[serene walrus]

CRABBY did u get the milk?!

[last wigeon]

I was at Antalya working

And couldn't find any milk

[serene walrus]

[last wigeon]

Sooo off I go

[serene walrus]

ceying so hard omg

[serene walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/137345719668310016/996074199783325807/Krobus.gif

[kind laurel]

Winter seeds what do I do?

[marsh oasis]

plant them

or sell them

[kind laurel]

In the winter

[marsh oasis]

as implied by the name

[half quail]

plant them and sell them or ||craft tea saplings bef selling||

[kind laurel]

Okay thanks

[pulsar sorrel]

Will pine trees grow right next to each other?

[cobalt hare]

guys i did it

28/28 greeted

[marsh oasis]

who was missing?

[cobalt hare]

abigail

[cobalt hare]

Is it a community center thing to get the greenhouse. Idk how to unlock it

Ah okay. I suck at getting things so it'll take awhile

[fair stream]

No post cc content in here. Please check the pins.

[dim zinc]

y'all why do the mines randomly turn green

[mossy osprey]

that means the floor is infested

[fair stream]

Infested floors! Get rid of all the enemies in there to find the ladder

[vast field]

oh ok sorry

[fair stream]

[small smelt]

so i accidentally put down a chest in the entrance here and now i cant remove it

In the mushroom cave

Oh i cant post pics in this channel?

🥲

[fair stream]

You can post in #images-and-memes!

[small smelt]

Oki ty

[fair stream]

You can post images in other channels once you hit level 5

[small smelt]

Got it!

Anyway so i think i have to accept it as a farm feature now

Because when i try to hit it i just leave the cave

[mystic star]

whats the chances of getting a farm warp totem in winter from worms?

and i just got a strange pacsule

[warped hamlet]

24-60% chance for clay to spawn, depends in location

[mystic star]

not to bad for yellow fortune

[worthy folio]

Help what is this

HELP IDK IF I SHOULD BREAK

IT

Resolved

[obtuse kestrel]

How do i get hardwood

I need horse

[marsh oasis]

chop down big stumps and big logs

[obtuse kestrel]

My axe cant so that smh

Time tl get copper

[raven ingot]

Made it to year two
What seed is the best for spring?

[worthy folio]

Strawberries, potatoes, cauliflower

[raven ingot]

Thnx

[mystic star]

i have 57k gold and im thinking on spending 40k on the vault should i do it ?

[worthy folio]

Mhm!

[worthy folio]

You can get special stuff after you unlock that part so it is kind of worth it but I'm pretty sure the full amount it cost is 47,500g

So you'd have like 10k over

So it's worth it

[mystic star]

alr

[dim zinc]

do u guys know where to find the special fish for the bundle?

like the woodskip n pufferfish and such

[desert summit]

Woodskip is in the secret woods

[dim zinc]

ooo thanks

once i get the good axe ill go getem

:]

[desert summit]

[mystic star]

theres a exploit where you can use a chair to get past

[dim zinc]

oh ik

i use it for the mayors shorts

jawjwhahj

its just easier to get the axe upgraded

i started a new farm so

[dry bloom]

guys on mobile are u able to sell items to merchants

like pierre or willis

willy

[mossy canopy]

Hi does keyboard and mouse supported on mobile

[signal turtle]

Whats the use of jamborite?

[dusty ibex]

not much other than donating it

or selling it after that

[real sonnet]

hi im really new to stardew valley (15h<<) is there any efficent ways of earning money as a beginner other than farming?

[frank shuttle]

Uhh clayfarming or fishing

[dusty ibex]

welcome to sdv and the server

[frank shuttle]

Also welcome

[dusty ibex]

i would say in your first spring*, you’ll want to definitely grow strawberries

[frank shuttle]

U cant?

[dusty ibex]

on the 13th they’ll be sold by by Pierre, so id buy those

[frank shuttle]

At the egg festival.

[real sonnet]

okay do they sell more than parsnips?

[dusty ibex]

a lot more

[frank shuttle]

Yes for alot

[dusty ibex]

what day is it for you?

[real sonnet]

I think around 19?

[frank shuttle]

Oof

Missed it

[real sonnet]

yes sorry aha very very new

[dusty ibex]

oh if you are on day 19 it’s too late but don’t worry about it

[frank shuttle]

No worries.

[dusty ibex]

id suggest fishing to make money

[frank shuttle]

Yeah

At mountain lake

Feels like best spot ngl

[real sonnet]

mhm fishings so hard lmaoo i always lose them, does it get easier after time?

[frank shuttle]

Yeah

Just practice alot

[dusty ibex]

as you fish more and get higher level, ur fishing bar gets bigger

but tbh I struggled a lot when I was new so I bought the training rod to help me

[frank shuttle]

Also food buffs exist but later on.

[dusty ibex]

when summer 1 hits, plant blueberries they’ll make you a lot of money

[frank shuttle]

[dusty ibex]

and also some community centre crops too if you are doing that

[frank shuttle]

Also later on u wanna focus on af but we are getting ahead xD

Ancient fruit

[real sonnet]

af?

[frank shuttle]

U get that from a seed that drops from grubs in the mines

[real sonnet]

ooh this sounds really helpful, where do i buy the training rod?

[frank shuttle]

One of the best way to make cash

[dusty ibex]

nah eda u don’t need to worry about ancient fruit

[real sonnet]

oh yea ive been to the mines

[frank shuttle]

At wally shop.

[dusty ibex]

better to not overwhelm him

her* sorry

[frank shuttle]

Yea though sowwies

[dusty ibex]

Willy will sell it for like 25g super cheap

[frank shuttle]

Its at the beach.

[real sonnet]

ooh yea alright

thank you guys so much

[frank shuttle]

Have fun!

[dusty ibex]

np and feel free to ask as many questions as u want in here someone will usually answer them

[real sonnet]

tyyyy 🙂

[rough spindle]

code pls

ı m turkey

[dusty ibex]

huh

[rough spindle]

multiplayer code

[dusty ibex]

#multiplayer-lfg-old maybe?

[frank shuttle]

Yup

[rough spindle]

aha türk

[signal turtle]

What does new record mean in fishing?

[dusty ibex]

fish size I believe

[frank shuttle]

Yea think as well

[signal turtle]

Ok

[icy basin]

Il y a des français ?

[signal turtle]

Does appearing of treasure chests during fishing based on luck?

[frank shuttle]

#friends

[icy basin]

?

[signal turtle]

I went from fishing lvl 3 to lvl 4 with only 1 treasure chest

[frank shuttle]

English only server xd

[frank shuttle]

Think so

It also boosts xp if u get it so ye

And also get the fish.

[signal turtle]

I think today's luck is bad.because yestarday i got a diamond from one of the treasure chests.

And also a aquamarine

[heady dome]

What’s the fastest way to increase farming level

[graceful scarab]

Heyyy

[dusty ibex]

depends on what season ur in

but tbh just plant lots of crops you’ll get there

I know a lot of ppl do kale into strawberries

[heady dome]

Ok Ty

[signal turtle]

Guys i got 4k cash shall i build a coop?

[serene wyvern]

guys

i have a question

cacn anyone help

[storm gazelle]

what is it

[worthy pivot]

Sure

@serene wyvern

[serene wyvern]

hey guysss can you play together if you hou have xbox gamepass pc version but the other one has steam version? like theyre both pc

i already asked but just incase

[worthy pivot]

Is think so

They’re both the same platform so it should work

[storm gazelle]

I already answered you in tech support

[serene wyvern]

yaya mb was just checknog

[zealous widget]

where do you guys place your tapper farms? railroad or farm?

[quaint gale]

Mine is in the farm

In the early game

If i need space I'll change the location to somewhere else like the railroad

[dusty ibex]

farm early game then I change to ||quarry ||

[signal turtle]

How many days does it take to finish the construction of the coop?

[worthy folio]

2-3 i think

[signal turtle]

I just purchased the coop so can i buy animals for the coop?

Like chickens, etc

[worthy folio]

No, gotta wait till it's fully built and enterable

[signal turtle]

So after it is finished i can buy animals.

And can i buy a horse stable?

[cobalt hare]

yes, you can get robin to build it

[signal turtle]

How many fish do i need to catch to go from lvl 4 to 5?

[mystic jasper]

It really depends on what you're catching

[signal turtle]

Carp, bullhead and chub mostly.

[wanton tiger]

It’s 850xp but depends

[mystic jasper]

From 4-5 it would take like 65 sardines. No stars, no perfects ans treasure chests

[wanton tiger]

Carp gives 8xp without quality, bullhead gives 18xp without quality, chub gives 14xp without quality

[signal turtle]

I am using the training rod and getting perfect mostly.

[dusty ibex]

HELLO DUMBI

[wanton tiger]

Ah because you’re using the training rod, all fish will be basic quality

[wanton tiger]

HI VIL

[dusty ibex]

[signal turtle]

And i was watching a farm tour video on youtube. I saw a machine-like thing generating diamonds and other ores. What machine was that?

Is that even possible?

[wanton tiger]

It’s called a crystalarium!

[signal turtle]

How to get that?

[wanton tiger]

You get one from donating 50 minerals to the museum and by completing the 25,000g bundle in the vault

[dusty ibex]

you can craft them at level 9 mining

kinda expensive to craft but they are worth it

[signal turtle]

I am only lvl 2 😅

[wanton tiger]

Ah I wouldn’t worry then! Don’t feel like you need them rn, they’re great for later game stuff

[signal turtle]

Do we get any reward from getting achivements?

I just got the mother catch achievement

[wanton tiger]

Most unlock a hat from hat mouse in cindersap!

[dry bloom]

how can i get auto petter

[wanton tiger]

||skull cavern runs||

[dry bloom]

what does that do?

[wanton tiger]

It’s a hat so you can wear it

It’s a sort of customisation

[dry bloom]

oh u meant hats in general

[wanton tiger]

Yeah lol

[signal turtle]

What does lvl 6 Bumpkin mean?

[dry bloom]

no meaning behind kt

it

[mystic star]

do i get a golden pick or axe

[mystic ledge]

pick

[signal turtle]

What profession should i choose fisher or trapper?

I reached lvl 5 fishing

[languid patrol]

unless you use crab pots a lot fisher

[twilit spindle]

how can I attach bite to rod

[languid patrol]

only fiberglass and iridium rods can have bait attached

if you have them just select the bait and right click on the rod

[twilit spindle]

-_-

I got bamboo

[tall kestrel]

Does pierre just sell vegetables youve previously sold him or is it random?

[twilit spindle]

thanks anyway

[languid patrol]

yeah you gotta buy the upgraded ones from willy lol

[signal turtle]

I dont use crab pot

[languid patrol]

fisher then

more profit from fish is super helpful

esp early game which i assume ur in

[signal turtle]

Yes i chose fisher

[languid patrol]

he sells the crops youve sold to him the day before

or that day ig

[late coyote]

I found this weird owl like statue on my farm and a giant mushroom, is it something special?

[languid patrol]

does not include the stuff you've dumped in the sell chest though

[signal turtle]

And i also got 3 iridium fish, 4 gold, silver and 39 normal fish

[tall kestrel]

Thats odd because he sold a gold parsnip mid summer? Saved me with cc but i didnt get 5 gold melons so it doesnt matter

[languid patrol]

the owl is just a cute decoration that randomly appears on your farm, the giant mushroom can be tapped for random mushrooms OR chopped down for a few red mushrooms

[languid patrol]

wow thats weird idk

good that you got it for cc though

[late coyote]

Does the mushroom stay after fall? If tapped.

[languid patrol]

maybe you accidentally clicked on a gold parsnip when you were shopping with pierre and didn't notice

[languid patrol]

it "dies" in winter but regrows in spring

mushroom trees happen all the time so i wouldn't sweat it if you wanna cut it down

[dry bloom]

oh no i chopped it down

[cobalt chasm]

hi! i'm on a new farm file. got 3 ancient seeds by summer yr1.

[languid patrol]

its not especially useful if you have a mushroom cave

[dry bloom]

can i plant it elsewhere again

[languid patrol]

congrats! i didn't get mine till y2

[languid patrol]

naw theres an area where you can get giant mushroom seeds later but for now just hang around for another one to pop up if you want to see it again

[late coyote]

Been getting a steady 5 to 10k a season, I'm in fall year 1, lvl 6 foraging, mushroom cave and forest farm. On switch.

[languid patrol]

mushroom trees are more cool than useful

[cobalt chasm]

thank uuu im getting rly back into stardew. im going to recreate my old truffle farms ^_^

[tall kestrel]

I have 2 summer seeds first summer, but tbf me and my sister both claimed it from museum

What do they do?

[tall kestrel]

Messed up the melons so it doesnt matter now😞

[dry bloom]

pine oak and maple sell for more too

[languid patrol]

if you can corn grows in summer and fall

and you can grow pumpkins too

which will get you the 3 golden star crops you need

[tall kestrel]

I have a batch of like 16 corn because i saw they go to fall aswell lol

[dusty ibex]

I feel like most people skip parsnips

[tall kestrel]

Pumpkins become available in fall?

[languid patrol]

yeah

[languid patrol]

yeahh most people ignore it until its too late

[late coyote]

I've been tapping 3 different trees, not the mushroom one. That stuff sells for a decent amount.

[tall kestrel]

Ill get the sorted asap

Should i be tapping more than 2 trees? I kind of forgot its a feature

[dusty ibex]

nah I just think it’s not worth going for parsnips

[languid patrol]

eh until late game tapping is kinda meh

cause you can make kegs

[dry bloom]

why do people grow crops that dont produce after first harvest and not crops that continue producing after maturing

[languid patrol]

fair lol i do the parsnips bc of habit

[dusty ibex]

bc a lot of crops that grow only once sell for lots of money after you keg them

[late coyote]

I got preserves Jar, the jelly from that sells for a decent price too.

[dusty ibex]

i dont wanna have to keg or jar 305959382 blueberries but I can keg or jar 400 melons easy

[dry bloom]

dont kegs take very long to produce

[languid patrol]

sometimes for some crops

[tall kestrel]

Ah alright, couldnt you just stock up and prepare?

[dusty ibex]

just a week

[languid patrol]

but overall they make you good money

[dusty ibex]

and it triples the base value of a fruit

so if I’m spending 12 days for a melon then why not spend a week to triple that melons value

[tall kestrel]

Omg ive forgotten theres the preserver i should probably make use of it right?

Make jams or whatever?

I only have the mayo thing

[late coyote]

When do you get kegs anyway.

[languid patrol]

sure, i reccomend stocking up on oak resin for kegs but the other tapped products just get a few bc they're important for a small amount of recipes/crafting

[dry bloom]

u have to be friends with marnie to get back lewis's purple undies right

[tall kestrel]

Two hearts yes

[dry bloom]

clearly marnie and lewis r dating

[languid patrol]

my memory is failing but i think farming level 8 you get the recipe

[dry bloom]

smooching behind the bus and all

[tall kestrel]

They chat eachother up in the bar

[dry bloom]

bush

[violet tundra]

wow

[dry bloom]

yes

[tall kestrel]

Im almost level 8 i think

[languid patrol]

coolio

[tall kestrel]

Farming is by far my highest level, idk if thats normal

[languid patrol]

kegs are one of the best ways to make money

[languid patrol]

its probably the one most players r gonna max out first bc of the passive farming they do

its a farming game after all lol

[nova mortar]

In a game about farming? Kinda odd

[languid patrol]

i max out fishing first personally bc im insane

[tall kestrel]

Well i could be doing too much farming

[nova mortar]

Fishing op

[tall kestrel]

I neglect fishing and will continue to do so

I cba going all the way to a body of water for fish

[languid patrol]

there's no wrong or right way to play the game! great thing about stardew is the fact you can do as much or as little part of each task as you want

[dry bloom]

do u guys priorities on farm animals or farming crops

[dreamy hollow]

How many days do tappers take to make me my juices?

[violet tundra]

i did max lvl fishishing in my first year

[nova mortar]

Both

[languid patrol]

i neglected foraging for the longest time

[nova mortar]

Depends on tree

[tall kestrel]

Foraging is also neglected

I just mine and farm

[nova mortar]

Oak resin is like 6 days
Pine i belive 5
And other one is 4 i think

[tall kestrel]

I actually need to know this, i have two chickens and its mid summer

[dry bloom]

im so juicy

[tall kestrel]

Idk whether to invest more in chickens

[nova mortar]

Chickens pay back fast

[signal turtle]

Can i get animals in my coop under 1k cash?

[tall kestrel]

Mayo sells decent

[tall kestrel]

I think it was like 800 for a chicken? I cant remember

[dry bloom]

my goal is to have 1 building of every farm animal in the game

[tall kestrel]

Probably wayyyy off

[nova mortar]

Animals are profitable, especially pigs and chickens

[languid patrol]

i personally farm a bunch but ive seen people use coops + mayonnaise machines in a way that pays money

and also truffles

[languid patrol]

good luck tryna keep em all happy!

whole lotta wheat and a whole lotta petting

[tall kestrel]

Animals have happiness?

I just feed them and take their eggs lol

[languid patrol]

yeah

[tall kestrel]

How does it work?

[languid patrol]

the happier they are the more product they produce

and the higher the quality

[tall kestrel]

Oh

How to make them happier?

Can i give them gifts?

[languid patrol]

no just pet them lol

have a heater in the coop/barn for winter

make sure they're fed by having wheat in the troughs (auto feeder does it for you if you upgrade the coop)

[signal turtle]

How many chickens should i buy?

[dreamy hollow]

yeah need oak resin for the kegs right?

[languid patrol]

and also let them go outside whenevr

[dreamy hollow]

as much as your coop allows

I think

[signal turtle]

What will chickens give me?

[languid patrol]

I'd leave some room in your coop you can buy bunnies and ducks and other animals which are all useful in their own ways

[dreamy hollow]

eggs

[signal turtle]

Only chickens are unlocked for now

[languid patrol]

means you need to upgrade your coop

if you don't have any plans to upgrade the coop chickens r fine

they make a decent amount

[tall kestrel]

Im ngl hay is fucking expensive

80 a piece, they run through it too quick

[languid patrol]

reccomend cutting grass early game and stuffing them in a silo

[tall kestrel]

Cutting grass? Silo?

You get fiber right?

[languid patrol]

naw grass the flowy grass on your farm you can cut

[cunning silo]

hay is 50g a piece

[nova mortar]

Once you build a silo and then scythe tall grass, you get hay

[languid patrol]

silo you can build with robin

[tall kestrel]

With scythe? It doesnt give anything

Not for me at least

[languid patrol]

cause you don't have a silo

you have to build one to collect it

[dry bloom]

i have 8 chicken 8 cows 8 ducks 4 goats 10k average income

[tall kestrel]

Ahhh how much is a silo? And does the grass regrow?

I may have degrassed the area cos it was annoying

[languid patrol]

100 gold and a few materials

grass regrows on its own at some point after a season

so don't worry if you cut it all in your first spring a lot of people do that by accident

[signal turtle]

I have 4 chickens will that be enough for now?

[languid patrol]

yeah i reccomend upgrading your coop for more diversity

but 4 chickens are more than enough for a few things you need eggs for

plus income

[signal turtle]

How often will they lay eggs?

[languid patrol]

depends on their friendship level but daily is usual

[dense lintel]

^^

They lay eggs daily.

[languid patrol]

if they HATE you they'll crap out a whole lotta nothing

[dense lintel]

The only exception would be if they are still chicks.

Also what ghost said.

[languid patrol]

but thats when you don't feed them or force em to stay outside

but thats on you

[dense lintel]

^^

[mystic star]

what do you do wiht the alien incubator thingy thats spawn somewhere on the farm one day

[signal turtle]

What should i feed them?

[languid patrol]

its a random event that pops out a cool thing after a bit

[mystic ledge]

its decorative but if you leave it something will happen