#stardew-valley
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Eh, I tend to read rules even if I don't wanna
I come from role playing so I always read rules if I see them

Hehe
I do have a question! Do we have to be here a certain amount of time to create an multiple player thingy?
Nah, just make a post in #multiplayer-lfg-old whenever. Its mostly newer ppl in there tho
The ppl you'll see here in new/seasoned farmers tend to be more content with singleplayer, ive noticed.
Ah ok
Not to say you can't try to find players tho!
I'll try but I'll probably wait a little to get comfortable here
Mmhm!! Hope you're having a good time w the game so far :-)
I haven't played in a while but I wanna get back into it
It was one of the first games I got on my switch. I loved it, not exactly sure why I stopped playing it
I started again since stopping 2016, since my friends want to try multiplauer
Turns out I was ahead and they were waiting for a sale
I've tried multiple player but my friends all just kinda stopped playing
I guess that's why I stopped ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Hii! I'm kinda knew, been playing since February 😁
I’m struggling rn, I got like 30 animals and 3 silos. Spring day 18 second year and the weeds on the ground just ain’t growing like last year. I know I can buy starter, (already used my weeds to make starter and ran out)
Any tips if I want to avoid buying for the year
Welcome!
When you clear grass for hay, leave tufts of grass here and there so it will regrow and spread throughout the year.
Don't cut it all down.
Yeah i had a few spots handing out but their just not growing.
Guess it doesn’t help I left my gate open for like 3 days damn animals went to town
Clear out the weeds, rocks and other debris to give the grass more chance to spread.
I think if you fence off some it will grow and the animals can’t eat it all
You can also put fences on top of grass and it will spread from there and the animals can't eat it. Also works with lightning rods.
But all-in-all, I just accept that I'll have to buy grass starters if I want my animals to eat grass three months out of the year.
It's a matter of how much space you want to dedicate to animal pens.
I gave them considerable space, and they'd still eat it faster than it could regrow.
I moved my greenhouse to the left of my house, and put 4 of the coups all next to grandpas grave.
I blocked him in and just feed them with the maxed out coups
I don’t let those little shits eat outside
Should I be allowing them to do that instead?
Grass makes animals happy and will elevate their mood to maximum.
They also get friendship points from eating grass. In fact, the amount of points they gain from eating grass is more than the points they lose from not petting them. So once you have them maxed out at 5 hearts, any day they can eat grass is a day you don't have to pet them. Grass is like an organic ||auto-petter.||
Ahh okay, but I should get my grass game more comfortable then I can send it
I got cash but wanna drop my next 100k on the house max out so I can make some wine for the community center.
I won’t be able to finish the center until fall because I didn’t fish during summer / fall much at all.
The great thing about the game is you can play at your own pace and you don't have to worry about missing anything.
Yeah
Im just chasing maxed out weapons but can’t seem to get much of the ore
The top tier one
What was stardew coded in?
It was C#
Can you build another green house?
no
Sadge
Is it possible to play in co-op server even the main host is offline?
no
||This is post-cc information btw so not allowed here||
Realize it's a late response but >< thought I'd let you know!
I didn't realize! thanks
No problem ❤️ thank you!
With a baseball bat. Then kicked it into a ravine and filled in the hole so I wouldn't ever have to look at it again. 😝
Guys if i upgrade a tool do i get it the day after the next day?
Like i wanna upgrade my watering thing so: day one watering my crops and upgrade tool, day 2 rain, day 3 get tool back. Is that how it works?
When you bring it in the day after you can't use it, it's ready to be picked up the second day
So water your plants then bring it in, next day it rains, next day you pick it up and water again
Thats what I said
.
Lmao
but ty 
I mean.... it seemed like you were asking for confirmation so I just confirmed
Rephrasing is a form of confirmation
Winter is so boring 😭
yes it can be
what I do during winter to keep myself occupied is
- upgrade tools
- fish a lot
- mining
- decorating the farm
- upgrade farm infrastructure
im planning to finally upgrade my watering can then
well for my current save that is
hope to get it to gold tier since ive done so much mining
yes winter is the best time to upgrade a water can
also a tip for upgrading the watering can
if you check the weather and it says it will be raining tomorrow you should water your crops and then go to get the watering can upgraded as you will get it back the day after it rains meaning that your crops will have been watered while it is being upgraded
dont the tools take about 3 days to be upgraded?
it includes the day you start the upgrade
oh?
tho i wish i had known during my summer, that it was gonna storm for 3 freaking days! 3! days! if i knew i wouldve upgraded right then and there
happens
it took me 200 hours before I found that out
That's clever
damn
I play a bit of the funny farming game
rip
hello reeal
I'm bad at the game
gm
morning
even on 630 hours now

Planning to start playing again with a new farm
I was on my second year last when I quit the game, wasn’t intentional just got busy with stuff couldn’t play for few days so just stopped playing it all together
do you need people
well yes
me
Make them buy it
Good morning new farmers 
Hello
Yum
@gaunt gale Hey, any other recommended thing to rush in my first summer?
1st day:
plant 128 blueberry seeds + fertilizer
buy coop farm + chickens (mayo?)
upgrade pickaxe
2nd day:
Water the 128 seeds manually 😭
Seek for Summer Foraging Bundle items => Plant Summer seeds ASAP
Plant apple and pomegranate sapling
Craft several furnaces and put them in the mines
3rd day:
Water the 128 seeds manually 😭
Rush mines to get Quality Sprinklers
I’d swap blueberries for melons
Id go for melons
Melons with basic fert are better than blueberries
And you can process them
Jars preferably
Much better cash
but i don't have any Jar or Keg yet, so this says blueberries are better
https://thorinair.github.io/Stardew-Profits/#produce_0-planted_1-maxSeedMoney_0-days_28-fertilizer_3-level_1-season_1-buySeed_true-buyFert_false-average_false-fertilizerSource_0-seeds_(pierre_true-joja_true-special_false)-skills_(till_false-agri_false-arti_false-gatherer_false-botanist_false)-foodIndex_0-foodLevel_0-extra_true-crossSeason_false-foragingLevel_1
And even using Jars, blueberries are more profitable,
And for Kegs, Hops are better
The thing with blueberries or hops is that you need many more jars or kegs to process them all, since you get so many crops
When these calculators say hops are better for kegs, they just assume that you got enough kegs to process all of your hops immediately
how do I get silver wine? is it random or.?
You need to get the last house upgrade, there you get a cellar which allows you to age wine
100 seeds => 500 blueberries, but 200 melons, Yes I see
turning regular wine into silver, gold or iridium quality after a few days
quite a few days
alright! i didn't know that! thank you sm 
how do you turn wine into iridium quality?
Even worse for hops, since it regrows every day
and takes almost 2 days in a keg. However, hops is great to level up your farming skill, to get to kegs asap
By putting it in casks in your cellar
takes 2 seasons for wine to age from regular to iridium tho, doubles the selling price
oh I see
Well, I can use Blueberries as a fast way to get cash in summer, since i dont have any jar or keg, but yes for next year ill do that
tell them get a job 😂
not hard to save 7$ and wait for a sale. Even if they're broke, i promise a few less drinks or meal orders and you're there
I promise most people overspend on stuff. Especially poorer people, as i can relate. And if they REALLY cant do it, then it is what it is man. One day they'll be able to. Life isnt short
Stardew is the price of like 10 cokes lol
fuck mobile tho
I forget mobile is a thing lmao
mobile isn’t that bad imo
you take that back
i play on pc now but i had a good time on mobile
it's true
i in fact wouldn’t have gotten into sdv without it being on mobile
blasphemy
can you unbuy joja warehouse offer
No
nope sadly not
reset the day
if u just bought it
otherwise no
with a joystick it was fine for me
WASD superior B)
yea that’s true
but not everyone has a pc or some ppl wanna just be able to play on their phone
If we're talking availabillity and ease od access, of course mobile is amazing
hi everyone im new here
👋🏽

Me too Hi everyone how u guys doing
hi kreizzy
I don't think texture packs directly, but there are mods that function as texture packs
So yes? And no at the same time
you can find mods here
They can change almost anything in the game, depending what u want
😭 i need perms
should I craft preserves jars in summer year 1?
if u can mass farm coal (ice levels onmines) u can double the profit
Ah, well I always seem to be bottlenecking in coal at the moment
coal is easy to get if you have bombs
selling melons directly is like 400 gold profit per seed, in jars 940 profit
but then no fuel for smelting
And access to the ice levels, where you can defeat dust sprites for coal.
850*
or no bombs
Well if I get the ||dust sprite slayer goal|| done early enough I might try them, but it's the last day of spring and I don't know if I'll have the time
This becomes even more effective when equipping the reward you get for defeating enough of those dust sprites.
There sure isn't much of a rush, so you can take your time.
yes there is 
Oops.
wow it seems worth that ring
Very worth it!
the time being when my melons would be done growing
AH, plus I'll probably have ||artisan|| by then, maybe it's worth crafting a few?
fair enough
guess I will have to put some extra backbone into getting coal
now time to calculate the percentage of my farm that should be filled with melons
cranberries
I usually have ||agriculturist|| by this point so I can get an extra blueberry harvest, but maybe this will work out better
Hi
Hello
any switch players here
if ur asking for switch players to play with #multiplayer-lfg-old
idk what switch is

heya farmers
hello 👋 happy thursday to you all
is there a stone brick pathway? if so how can i get it
robin has path recipes
krobus has path recipes
dwarf has path recipes
check em all out
dont i need to befrind dwarf somehow?
Brick pathway omg thats one of my favorites
you need to get all 4 dwarf scrolls and donate them to Gunther
Hello, i'm new to the server
welcome Mike
Thats for a specific wood floor
It looks very good but no bricks
ok but its the best wood floor in the game 😙
Fr its gorgeous
can u send a picture of it?
the path from dwarf
it is quite nice
That and bricks are my main paths, gotta love em
I cant wait to get home and play tbh
seems really nice
honestly all the paths look really good aparat from the straw and the crystal on the bottom
appart
Straw is for like extremely specific situations
Like animal areas
Or outlining other paths, cause if you place just a line of them you will not be able to see the straw
i like the straw one tbh
crystal looks nice mixed in with other paths, but on it's own it's a bit much.
I think ive used them all at this point, you could probably walk around my map and find all of them
Oh my god i have like 80 clay left and idk what to do anymore 😭
Hey vil how you doin
I AM WELL
Oh nice
hi
heya Ali
If you have potatoes on day 7 spring, will you be able to sell them in time for the egg festival?
if you plant them on the 7th they’ll be ready on the morning of the 13th, so no they won’t be sold before the festival
Fuuuuuu
sorry 
Auegh
im not the right person to give advice but if youve got any speed grow they might be able to be ready
prob don’t have access to speed-gro on spring 8 if it’s year1
yeah...
if you did ID PUT THEM ON MY STRAWBERRIES
its ok I will take my 2 harvest strbawrfies to the bank
you better look after those strbawrfies real good vil
if i’m ever being cranky on the phone to my mum she goes
WHO PISSED ON YOUR STRAWBERRIES TODAY
LMAOOOOO
i just think that’s such a great saying
no!!! i’m in scotland we have NO SUN
😭 do ppl understand u when ur talking outside of scotland
you are brave calling a scottish person a brit 💀
LMAO ok by definition you are one
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
but I get the sentiment 💀
vil is tryin to make u one of him 💀
IM NOT
ok fr i don’t blame u 💀
but yea we can avoid it
i heard u don’t need any more warnings 
LMAO who said that
i think all of seasoned farmers said that HAHA
LMFAOOO???
im perfectly well behaved never got into any altercations, never been banned IM AN ANGEL 
seasoned farmers just be a lil silly sometimes
i’m too blue for sf it can get scary in there
U ARE WELCOME IN THERE
but i do snoop 
can you plant fruit trees in the desert? Will they grow fruit?
we will fight anyone who tries to be rude to u
sadly not
i was there when i was light blue its ok 😔
I grew up in seasoned as a light blue too 
Damn lol. I have extra saplings that I'm not sure where to plant them
It's full. I've already done that.
BUT YEA don’t be afraid to be in there it can get a lil crazy but i think it’s usually welcoming (sometimes there’s weird periods i be honest)
thanku!! maybe 1 day when my balls are bigger lmao
i can’t always read the tone in there
weird ppl like U FR
NOT ME LIKE THE ALEX STANS
real
LMAOOO
its okay katie, you'll be ready one day 😭
and sorry panda u can’t call everyone weird cuz we don’t love feet or pam like u do
ok clint lover
see, this is what katie was talking about
nahhh wdymmm
LMAOOOOOO
wtf do you guys do in there
katie are u scared of panda
hey, you have part of the blame too
brug i been slandering clint 2 years straight AND I GET CALLED THIS
i haven’t met panda 
but panda is so easy to blame
yeah cuz u kinda TOO DEDICATED HATIN HIM
LMFAOOO
you secretly love him thas WHYY LAMAMLMAAMOMOA
enemies to lovers?
ok panda u not about to do this
how can i feed animals in winter without spending a fortune
EXACTLYLYYL
u just gotta spend - on fall 28 usually people scythe up all the grass in the farm to stockpile hay
let them eat the grass and sctyhe some grass so it turns into hay but make sure u have a silo
it’s ok the animals still will make you a tidy profit even if ur buying hay for 50 each
stock up on hay before winter, i fill up a silo by scything grass around town and then withdraw all of it and then repeat
ok I’m jealous of u being ignorant of pandas existence i wish I could have a time machine to go back to this as well 
LMFAOOOO 💀
LMFAO
nadpa, you gonna just sit there and take this slander?
vil that hostility is why we want to go independent
LMAOOOOOO
this is normal vil behavior
HELPPPPPPPP???? SO OUT OF POCKET
it’s ok katie i wanna be independent too imma leave this country when I can 
its cuz vil is a ginger brit 😭
ok this is too far mf
EW /lh
IM NOT A GINGER
stinky
ur not gonna move to america r u
no bruh 💀
kc would rob someone’s house and only raid their fridge and leave all the other valuables
kc lives in murica ⁉️
raccoon behavior tbh
@upper pasture fight this man
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHARRIDOOOOOOO
alfy u gotta watch out now
u called kc a raccoon
RACCOONS ARE NICE ⁉️
kcs response will be like OK ILL SHOW U HOW MUCH OF A RACCOON I CAN BE
farmer vs rancher
she’s going to break into ur house and chew on all ur wires
Can you always leave the hatch in a coop open (so the animals can go outside) or do you need to close it some times?
nope! u can leave it open
Great thanks
i have to close it every night in case my virtual animals get cold 
ok this is based
(I also close it so I can pet and milk them all whilst they all in one place)
What is the best way to get ancient seed
you can go to low floors and murder all the bugs or just spam seed maker
Thank you
pray to yoba
can i plant fruit trees in ||greenhouse||
Yes
yes
||plant them round the edges so you don’t waste any tiles that can be used for crops instead||
is it more worth to fish in the open sea or in level 20 in the mines, in the mines i have the chance for that block fish but in the ocean i get fish more often
idk if that’s a spoiler so deleted to be safe 
what’s a spoiler
it was a pic of the ||gh interior|| for fruit tree placement
ohhh ok
Chicken strips
yea I guess that’s a spoiler
With the slommy
sowwy. gh feels so openly talked about, i forget the details are spoilers
is immunity band rare?
On a totally unrelated note whats the area of a sphere thats 6500km in diameter
i got it randomly and don't know if there are better bands to use for mines
yeah
its one of the best if not the most neccassary one
so put it on 
how do I kill prismatic slime from wooden blade
very big I think
anyone play on switch?
Hi
should I plant a bunch of grass starter on the final day of winter? I heard the first day of spring makes grass grow like crazy
do mayo if u alr got an egg
i think jojo is bettter than community center
ah ok
oops
came back to a redacted government document but lucy got it covered
seasoned does not have spoiler rules
no limit iirc
i think giorno is
i think its set to day?
what the cart sells is predetermined
based on seed
idk y but that’s how it is lol
it's last day of summer and i need rainbow shell
what is the best crop in the first year of summer?
blueberry
Strawberries for raw sales rhubarb to process
And a smattering of coffee cuz ya gotta go fast
how do you get coffee
5 coffee beans in a keg
i think you can find all the listed processed prices on the wiki to compare them^^
Some do, but some take so long to process the gold per day makes it not worth it to process them
Juice is 2.25x and wine is 3x
Pickles are 2x + 50 and jelly is 2x + 50
The multipliers are all base quality btw
Why they add +50
So putting in a gold quality crop doesn't make a difference
what do i use prismatic shards for i just got 6 from a skull cavern trip
Rock candy
Ask in #stardew-spoilers
First ||stand between the 3 pillars in the desert||
Then donate another
And save the rest for later I guess
How do i save a text
i already have one donated from a geode
Or you can make some rgb clothes
Gifts or rock candy
Just screenshot the chart on the wiki since that also includes stuff like pale ale and mead
Aight
all i was told was candy lmao
^
bro i create a new game
but its long time in says "saving"
i waiting like 5-10 minutes
okay help, I bought the joja membership bc I'm way too lazy to complete the community center so should I buy the greenhouse first? it's 35k gold n It's almost winter so idk what to do
that would probably be my priority if you want to have crop income for winter ^_^
is repairing the bridge worth it?
in my opinion, not really! people just end up using that section for additional space later on anyways 😭
you can probably push it back to prioritize income but that’s entirely up to you

I will
tbh it’s kinda a good area?? but i use it for my resin farm
WHARRIDOOOOOOO whats wrong with raccoons 😭
like amy said tho probably don’t prioritize it
yes
Ur forgiven
true resin farm is smart there i havent put it to use yet because ive been busy with other things, i might do that actually
Hey guys I'm new here in discord, I just wanna ask where can I get prismatic slime? This is my 2nd time to accomplish my task. I failed the 1st time.
what i did is keep going to floor 5 and resetting it lol it took me a few days from the morning to the latest i could stay out just back and forth 😭
guys how do i find diamonds??
That's what I did on the first time but I still didn't found it 😦
they become more common the farther you go down in the mines ace! they can also be a monster drop ^_^
can u respond to my question rq pls (:
@remote compass here!
||that item is the reward for the very quest||
ohhh is it?
oh sry didnt notice thx
should i return lewis shorts
ngl i didnt
Can you pet animals when they come in at night to sleep?
btw im at level 68 is taht k?
or is it o low for diamondss
btw thanks for the help i found it
ofc, glad i could help!
np
Hello. Should I just sell my fishs raw to the fisherman?
Btw anoher question. its the 3rd of fall first year and i wanna know what are the best products to put for the starew valley fair
am i really new to this game or is that genshin impact reference
shipping bin gives you the same money as selling items to a vendor!
High quality items of a wide variety works best. So you should have 1 fruit, 1 artisan good, 1 vegetable, etc
oh ok thx
I mean... Should I cook them or process somehow?
should i sell all my cows for goats
ace you can find a list of the sections for the fair on the wiki and how many points they give! @remote compass
if you want a more specific idea of what to bring
If you haven't upgraded your house yet you can't cook anything, and I don't think fish can be processed
I see... Thanks for the info. Good farming!
However, fish will produce roe when you put them in a fish pond, which can be processed in a preserves jar
Butcher them
if its specifically for profit and you dont need them anymore, thats up to you. goats process for more but they dont collect as often as cows do so i’d keep that in mind
do goats make more money
Are voice messages disabled here?
im not sure boi id have to do the math but im sure someone else here knows the answer to that 😭
oh ok xd
never played that game idk what that means 💀
I wouldn't
if anything get more cows, cheese is very good for food
LOL it wasnt a reference dw lucy
game has a currency to do domains for rewards by using resin that regenerates while we just have tree resin
cows make more money so i wouldn’t
rAT
PIRACY
A successful Fall, I think.
guys so if i put this items:
life elixir
large milk star goldx2
cheese gold
crab
purple mshroom
hot pepper gold star
diamond
pumpkin gold star
in the staredw valley fair am i going to get first place? (can yall pls calculate the points that i get? thx [: )
Uh, do your own math?
Oh sry i didnt saw the wiki i thought that since the new farmers channel is here so that new players can get help
I mean, it is. For help deciding things, strategies, tips, etc. But you are absolutely encouraged to use the wiki for base information about the game, such as NPC schedules, where/when to find a fish, or how to load your grange display.
yeah ik i mean that i didnt now there was a wiki until now
It's a pretty good wiki!
its okay ace, the wiki is a savior for many and you can find a LOAD of information there. i definitely recommend leaving it up as you play because it’s so convenient if you are curious about anything 😭
hey buddies. does anyone have a guide on which part of the map is what? i’m trying to figure out which body of water constitutes as the lake and what is the river
The lake is up east of Robin's house, and the Adventurer's Guild is on its north shore.
i looked on reddit and it says that the part by linus/robin is the lake
aaaaaaa okay!
thank you!
didnt saw the links
i caught two fish near the beach entrance and it said i’d narrowed down the 20 by 2 😥 i got confused!
should i invest in an apple kr pomegranate sapling
btw i did the math and it showed up 99 points bc i put:
Life elixir that is 6 points
large milk with gold star that is 6 points
cheese with gold star that is 6 points
large egg with gold star that is 5 points
crab that is 3 points
purple mushroom that is 4 points
hot pepper with gold star that is 4 points
diamond with 6 points
pumpkin golden star with 6 points
plus 14 points and other 9 points and 30 points with a total of 99 points, did i miss something ? (btw sry for the fact that i didnt list something before like the large egg etc)
yeah sry it was my bad guys
i got the apple one bc i needed more for the community centre
Omg
and you get three max on those
no worries ace! dont have to apologize haha
nah mb
what if everyone’s like. go to thing for when the fish are real finicky to catch
i play on switch btw it’s an absolute ball ache trying to get them when they’re all ⬆️⬅️⬇️➡️⬆️↙️↗️↙️
how do i do this..
how much money should i gather before i dive into buying animals, supplies and coop
maple syrup to the bear in the secret woods
should i be pickling pumpkins or kegging them
You get maple syrup and bring it with you to the secret woods
I caught a catfish with bamboo rod at fishing level 3 im very happy
for high value crops like pumpkins, kegs will make more money
is there any crops that i get more value from pickling
if a fruit sells for <50g, or if a vegetable sells for <200g, then jars will be more valuable
note that quality doesn't matter, it always takes the base price
generally, u put vegs on preserving jar and fruit on kegs
but you wouldn't put cranberries in kegs or pumpkins in jars
not every crops has distinct 'value' when processed
put some expensive crops on process.
yeah berries in general r sold raw but jarring pumpkins isnt rare
unless someone had hundreds of kegs to process cranberries
its better just seed maker the crans
Why not? Pumpkins are better in jars.
And cranberries can keep your kegs and jars both busy over the long winter. It's better than having them go empty at any time.
Juice takes 4 days to make, pickles take 3 days. Pumpkin juice base price is 720, while pickles go for 690. Sounds better to make juice, right?
But every 12 days you make juice, you are getting 3 batches for a total of 2160, while in the same 12 days you can make four batches of pickles for 2760.
Add to this fact that all veggies except pumpkins and red cabbage are actually worth less as juice than pickles, and this is why I say you should never make juice.
Another year older today. Blech. 😝
NO WAY
HAPPYPPPYPPY BRIBRIBTIBITBRTHDAYYYYY
youll be our favorite gamer boomer fr 🙏
sure, jars make more gold per day, but that's true for every crop except hops and wheat
if you process, say, 500 pumpkins, you'll make 360,000g from 500 juice vs 345,000 from 500 pickles
Thanks. Missed boomer by a couple of years. I'm GenX. Everyone forgets we exist. 😆
@clever spire @dusty ibex @inner cipher ITS DAVES BIRTHDAY (i totally knew)
and yes kegs are slower, but you have the whole of winter to process stuff
I'm sorry I shouldn't be obsessing over this stuff in #stardew-valley haha
oooHHH DAMNN 💀
HAPLY BITTHDAY DAVE
YEAAAHAHAHAHHA
💀 thank u for tellinf me panda
i gotchu
Thanks, everyone. 
damn all june
Nice. Lots of Geminis here.
IM ONLY MISSING A TUFFLE THEN IM FINISHED WITH THE COMMUNITY CENTER
what about z 💀 💀 did u js forget him
LMAO when is zeroks birthday
@hexed smelt HAPPY BIRTHDAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

the same as ryans
dammm birthday twins???
Thanks, Lucy. HAHA!
and panda ur birthday wasn’t too long ago 
HOE
dave are u doing anything for ur birthday
i hope dave kicks u out
ew??????
ok these are fire
what IS THAT
every grandma has these in her purse fr fr
Going out to dinner with some friends tomorrow night. It's another friend's birthday tomorrow and we usually all go out on the nearest Friday or Saturday night to our birthdays.
ooooo okay that sounds really nice
omg a birthday party party 🤯
y’all be stacking birthdays 😭
LOL. Even MY grandma had those.

vil r u eatin those cuz u got no teeth to munch on crispy snacks
like ur tomato sauce soaked beans
ig my grandma is cooler cuz she never has those
💀
ur grandma is breaking grandma laws!!
cuz her grandma cool like that
The really olds can remember their grandparents having those gross black licorice buttons in candy dishes, candies that would all get stuck together because no one wanted to eat them.
am I the only one who likes liquorice 😭
Red or black?
black 💀 I’ve never seen red
You've never seen Red Vines?
LMAO I had one and they tasted like nothing
I can't stand Twizzlers. They taste like plastic. But Red Vines are okay.
ohh ok I think it was twizzlers and yeah they are BAD
but I don’t think we got those over here
panda why don’t u tell us the name of ur German sweets and chocolate 💀
Mozartkugeln 💀
I STAND FOR BUENO
OK literally nobody eats them probably
WHAT 💀
DAVE IS ANOTHER YEAR OLDER
I have no idea tbh I’m gonna blame panda
wtf
WHAT
whyre yall in new farmers
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE

soon they gonna have to come up with new numbers cuz we bout to run out
My dad's favorite cake was "German Chocolate". Now don't ask me why German chocolate has a coconut-pecan frosting, but he loved it. We all did.
But I can't eat it anymore, after discovering in my late 20s that the reason I was getting chancre sores so often was an allergy to walnuts and pecans.
panda pinged me in here
its cuz sf is terminated with ill blue tones /jjjj
😭
ok nut allerges suck fr
dw in new farmers you are protected from walnuts
could never live without cashews
spoiler rules and all
What do you mean I’m fresh as a spring chicken
why r u in new farmers
💀

Cuz I’m fresh dude
Purple farmers fr
PPP PUREPELP FRAMMMERSS!!!
hannah do u need help on finding the shipping bin
💀
I went 3 years of playing without knowing what it was!!!
Yeah all I have is this wooden trash can
I thought the shipping bin was a storage chest 😔/j
Sounds like someone skipped the intro
guys where do i sell my stuff to

the traveling cart 
From here on out I'm older than ketchup ... 🤣
vil im nearing 600 lvls what do u think 
Omg Dave is OG sauce
oh wait
desperado era??
thats more brown that red 😭
new farmers
crazyyyyy
u can talk about secret forest in here lol
WHAT is that
what happens when you get all the hearts with someone?
secret woods?
Purple Gang has invaded new farmers. LOL
Most people have a 10 heart cut scene
hmmm okay
for a lot of npcs when you get max hearts, friendship decay stops
You can give them a bouquet at 8 hearts to go to 10 hearts, marry them at 10 to go to 14 hearts
im just curious cause my sister is almost there
whats 14 hearts?
I never knew this
if its a marriage candidate you can date>marry them, with non marriageable friendship stops decayin
pppppppppppppnada?
pppppppppppppppppika
|| you get a stardrop at 14||
hi pika 
Hey Pika!!
listening to fire music
Marital bliss. It's completely made up for the game. 🤣
||12.5*||
The max hearts a marriage candidate can have
Oh lol gosh dang it I need to play more I’m getting so rusty
good for you
That’s what I get for taking like a three or four month break from here
YEAHEHHHHH
no way
hannah getting rusty?
that's like super bad
Rusty creaky old bones
old 

Wait until someone asks you how you made Desperado when you only joined on June 4th. 🤣
It’s already happened 💀
Don't worry. I can't hear you over the sound of my rusty creaky old bones.
LMAOOOOO
did u say u stole the xp from someone
I think I just said I’m fly like that
sup
I'd tell them I hacked the server. I was still Cropmaster back then. 😆
Ok breaks over back to work lol bye bye
WWW
you are a gem, dave

hello kat
Im going to bite discord
Yes. 24-carat mudstone. 🤣
can i too
no
aw cmon lmao
Im going to bite because i STILL dont have my USERNAME
w8 this is new farmers
I know
Yall wild
Also apparently kat is on the list of random fucking names discord decided to not let anyone have 
does anyone play on switch
i need some help 
hey, can you somehow meet Pierre on Wednesday?
Yes, but it's lategame so cannot be mentioned in here.
only post cc

switch is the worst modern console no?
like performance wise
huh
I was joking
Games that have poor performance on switch are just not optimized at all
I do. Got about 200 hours on switch
Oh yeah absolutely
It was outdated tech when it first launched
They’ve since upgraded it but it’s still always behind the curve
the only reason it sells are platform exclusives lol
Hey i don't want to mess up,
am i missing something? I'll start summer now
1st day:
plant 128 blueberry seeds + fertilizer
buy coop farm + chickens (mayo?)
upgrade pickaxe
2nd day:
Water the 128 seeds manually 😭
Seek for Summer Foraging Bundle items => Plant Summer seeds ASAP
Plant apple and pomegranate sapling
Craft several furnaces and put them in the mines
3rd day:
Water the 128 seeds manually 😭
Rush mines to get Quality Sprinklers
I wouldn't use fertilizer on blueberries
They always drop two on harvest, and the second one is always normal quality
Also ||BURGLAR'S RING|| POG
speed gro, so 5 harvest instead of 4
form 600 profit to 673 the whole summer, almost 10k more profit if I use speedgro
aaaand as soon as I get it the dust sprites become scarce
lvl 10 before the first summer??
yes
I have lvl 5 farming and lvl 5 foraging (tiller, gatherer)
it involves selling a bit of my soul to farm more potatoes
I use potatoes to snowball into strawberries
Yeah exactly
Hi
hi asta!!
I haven't played SV for over a year and i will start a new save soon :D
best of luck to you, and remember to not overwork yourself
It will be an expaned playthrough lol i want something new
ooo I like that mod
What was the name of the mod that allowed you to see the area of scarecrows and honey farms?
If you go to https://github.com/Annosz/UIInfoSuite2/releases, you can find UI Info Suite 2, which works with Stardew 1.5.5+. Download the first zip, not the source code.
Ty
How much seeds should there be at the start of a season
what do you mean?
eh?
as many as you can without too much work
ong teach me pls
if you have sprinklers that's good
When should I get sprinklers/when do most people get sprinklers
how much money do you have? 😂
7000
it's something I work on for summer year 1
What is the best minmax CC-year1 guide on youtube?
after fall there is winter, then spring, then summer, why do you ask about summer????
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Quality_Sprinkler
farming lvl 6, and go to the mines to get mats
I just sputtered out a random season lmao
what do i need iridium bars for other than tools and sprinklers cuz i have 250
Im a Factorio player, so I just spend like 5 hours planning my first summer 💀
I'll invest 20k gold in blueberry seeds
||crystalariums||
i lazy
||does putting the underwear in the soup decrease your reputation with the townsfolk||
Fruit bats or mushrooms I chose mushrooms but I'm starting to regret it

no
and people in discord tell me what i should use it on not what i can use it on which helps a bit more
it'll be FUNNY
i investigated, and people recommend mushrooms, more useful overall
||iridium band is nice if you don't have it already||
||it's glowstone ring + you get 10% damage bonus||
Bats vs mushrooms doesn't matter too much in the long run though, don't stress it
fr u don’t even check the cave at a certain point
To calculate profit: https://thorinair.github.io/Stardew-Profits/#produce_0-planted_1-maxSeedMoney_0-days_28-fertilizer_0-level_1-season_0-buySeed_false-buyFert_false-average_false-fertilizerSource_0-seeds_(pierre_true-joja_true-special_true)-skills_(till_false-agri_false-arti_false-gatherer_false-botanist_false)-foodIndex_0-foodLevel_0-extra_true-crossSeason_false-foragingLevel_1
What to do in each season: https://i.redd.it/n6vz8n8ljz901.png
@rose kelp You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
i dont have one yet how do i get solar essence but like a lot
And id say its about as 50/50 as it gets, there is none that people recommend more often
fruit bats are more luck based but you can get blessed and get given 3 apples and a pomegranate in your first season 
wdym luck based
so ye, dont worry too much about that cave, it gets redundant very quickly
you can get lucky with the bats and get everything you need for cc, or you can get unlucky and all you get are a few salmonberries
that second one is incorrect, catfish are until 12:00 AM not 2:00 AM 
rip fr
also i wouldn’t trust the profits calculator either
unless u know how the mechanics of the game work
is your own farm the worst place to fish?
yes
pretty much lol
some farm types are better than others but overall pretty bad
It's weird that they exclude only the two hours after midnight.
wtf I investigated, and that image is literally 5 years old, it may need an update?

yeah mods should update it or smthing
Community centre didnt change tho
i heard each season has a best place to fish, for example in summer the beach, but i don't know the other ones
unless you are playing with remixed bundles
none of the farms are very good for fishing
real
🗣️
lucy and panda hiiii 
pikachu
great, but i don't like it doesnt says under the pic whats the name of the item, i'm newie, i don't know each thing 
hi pika‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
DAMN
yaaaay death by kitty

that reminds me
wait let me send it in #images-and-memes so mods don't get mad
HI PIKA!
ryan cropmaster when
jojojo?
Before the end of June I hope idk
I sent it
I wish that image had the text of each item under
oh wait no
Hi pika!
you are that guy who actually listened to me and planted hops summer y1 for profit
hello konker cat
wait what
wait what what
how much they worth
i have like 300 sitting in a chest
I think it was like 3 mil or something if you process them all but it's like thousands of hops
very annoying
cause i save all the veggies, fruit and fish you if ill sell all of them ill be sorted for life
I would say downright impossible if you also are planning to process pumpkins in fall
interesting way to play the game
greenhouse
I listened to you and I had to reset after autumn 1 
huh
noooooooooooooo
I'm so sorry
I gave out bad advice and now it will forever haunt me
what bad advice
It would be good advice for someone who is more of a psychopath than me
lots of hops summer y1 is good for money
which it technically is
but like triploon just said
but at that rate might as well unlock the bus before summer year 1 and ||buy starfruits||
you would have to be a psychopath to actually make it work
yes
welp time to play this game again since I forgot everything about it
I ended up doing blueberries and starfruit on my save lol
I'm trying out preserves jars rn
if youll get a barn will 12 goats itll make you good money every 2 days with minimal work (mybe like 2 or 3 of those) (and then youll spen half of you money on food at winter but still)
I like jars for pumpkins
I did calculations presuming I made 12 jars but then I got the ||burglar's ring|| so I could have probably made way more
It's a good strat if you have kegs. Which you could easily do by mid-summer.
interesting
Good evening/afternoon everyone. I just bought the Stardew valley due to my brother's reccomendation and started to play last nıght but ı didn't understand the objective or whatever we are supposed to do,pls can someone explaın to me ?
enough for thousands of hops by the end of y1?
make money 
its so easy and very profitable
but pigs?
My best advice to new players is to watch the TV every morning before you leave the house. It will give you game tips and recipes.
also but there is luvk involved w pigs
you can get 1 truffle a day or 3 or even more
pigs are almost guaranteed to produce at least 1 truffle every day
you grow crops, make money, grow more crops to make more money and repeat and you can also socialize pretty much every npc has their own story which you can get into for the most part
got it!
with goats its every 2 days minimal work and you can age
winter
and food costs a lot of money if you dont save enough
there are huge objectives in the game like repairing the community center and stuff and you will understand what that is as you naturally progress in the game
while you wont make any money from pigs
pretty sure pigs still make more
and for food I just get a couple cows that produce large milk
sometimes I age the cheese
ok ! there was a wizard too is it like a side quest or smt or is the game have any magic use?
food for animals not u







just checked when I last played this game