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no, that's literally the point of this channel, ask away
caroline sends the recipe in the mail in the next day of the two hearts event?
yup!
you should just get it immediately the next morning
i didn't got any
check your collections and/or crafting tab? Maybe you overlooked it
:' )
right
yeah, i didnt got any
errr idk, maybe it'll show up tomorrow? 😅
i was saying that for myself for like a week...
maybe a problem with a mod? i dont know
oh uh idk then 😅 Evelyn didn't show up with the garden pot recipe for a week for me
but that's different from mail
try asking in #vanilla-tech-support maybe 😅
I really don't know
i will keep waiting until im with more hearts with she
i dont know..
its strange because i only have visual mods
seasonal outfits and npc locations
you triggered the heart event already right? in the tea room?
What the request call from the board, that gives you fibre seeds
Linus' community cleanup
I’m trying to keep a eye out for it
Thank you!
not much special to do with radishes
There’s two recipes for them but neither are special
is beer good for the soup?
it's ok
nice
i saw the bests of the bests were like, things really in the future
like the wines
usually you can get a gold star cauliflower or fish for it
I typically throw in a gold star super cucumber or a sturgeon for a y1 best response
Always keep 1 of everything anyway in case you need it for some random quest
heyo guys
And if you need large quantities of something it's often a quest where you need to collect those things after accepting the quests so keeping more than 1 or 2 isn't useful
Hey
heya
Hru
alright i think
i just feeling weird from watching a psycology video, the insights it gave feels weirdly freeing
puer eturnatus | the psycology of the manchild (by eternamlised) is the video
That's kinda deep
jungian psycology is scary of how it portrays human nature
it is
i like philosophy and deep stuff
the world is too shallow nowadays
I am also interested in human psychology
More in are humans predictable
Like can you know someone so well they won't be able to suprise you
interesting
It kinda is
i already like you
And my recerchs yes we are predictable
i finally met somone who doesn't feel like an npc
new friend
haha
Yea when there is 8 billion people running around some of them are kinda the same
🤯
ong
Yes
hi is it necessary to build a mill?
no
It's just for decorating
And making rice
icic
8 billion people in one room 
yeah my only thought of it was that it looked nice lol but ive never rlly seen ppl talk abt needing beets or shit
Yea
Imagine that
gotta be one of my favorite parties
ohhh icic thank u
Beeeessssss
which tree makes maple syrup, like what does it look like
maple tree it looks kinda like the oak tree but has little hole looking things in the leaves
should i go brute or defender
brute prob
Maple.
Brute for extra damage. It can't hit you if it's dead.
hey where is the option to upgrade coop/barn? i went to robin and the option doesnt pop up
You have to use the arrows on the bottom to scroll through the selection of buildings.
keep scrolling in the build part!
81
Starting from there
Nah dw
I didn't know shit at y3 Imao
I litteraly forgot to finish cc 💀💀💀
Mhm
guys why is my mine infested and theres no stairs to go to the next level
they're both good. I always pick brute but it's really player preference here
infested mines floors happen randomly, you have to kill all the monsters to proceed
ohhh thanks for that!! @hexed smelt @trim goblet
Does Pierre ||lose his store||?
no
guys how do i get a trellis to plant my grapes?
It spawns when u plant it
So just hoe the ground and plant the grape
And boom trellis
One of the fuckers i live with has decided to have a screaming fit at 1 AM.
💀
I am quite cranky rn
how much does a melon sell for?
250g as a normal quality, no tiller pricetag
what do i do with the rainbow stones i have 7 || i already have galaxy sword||
They are universal gifts and ||if you have access to ginger island, they can be used at the top of the volcano||
Guys, a meteorite spawned into my base
can you rotate gates?
Im a little more awake now. So, i only have one fruit needed for the entire CC. A single pomegranate.
They should align correctly when placed with other fences
okay ty
Should i still go fruit bats? I need mushrooms more
What farm?
Fruit bats the goat fr
But mushroom give more money I think
But the fruit is good for comunity center ive heard
I dont need fruit for CC! Thats the problem!
i always do bats
bats bad
how many harvests will i get with speed grow strawberry
shrooms are superior
whyd i say bats
mushroom has money
shrooms are s u p e r i o r
Fruit bats 🔛🔝
on average, ten days of shroom cave funds an apple tree
seed maker and shroom
for some reason i thought mushroom bats
lol
I need mushrooms for CC
I'm be honest who even uses the cave It don't matter for bats or muchrooms
cave is good early game
how many harvests will i get with speed grow strawberry
Use that one crip planner website
if it's day 13 on the spring festival, you get one extra harvest with speed gro
i go therw every day to go mushroom picking :(
on day 1, you get five harvests by default and a sixth with speed gro
I do have the forest farm, so shrooms do spawn, but not the ones i need
No worries. I thank you for taking the time to remind me of my mistakes, which is a great trait to have
think purple shrooms only spawn in fall on forest farm
It is fall
How people get 500 iridium in one run of the ||sc||
explosive ammo
who’s we
I'm using big bomb and still I can't get more than 100 '-'
the lower u go the more ore will show up
The problem of explosive ammo it only explode on wall
I used to spend 20k on explosive ammo and ~10k on normal bombs and that would ride me down to floor 120
U think it's a good idea to use 100 stair at the beginning of it to be lvl 100 directly?
unless u have tons of jade it’s better to only use them when u need it or for the first 30 floors
Ok then perfect I will farm hundred of jade to create hundred of cristallarium to go a hundred of time to the ||sc||
I think it's a good idea lmao
gl
best way= get to a floor if there are a lot of rocks, bomb, if not, use stairs
100 stairs work too
gl

Oh u didn't thought of that I will try
I*
Ty^^

Oh another question, where do I get an iridium hammer? I see a lot of people that have it
You can buy it ||at the adventurers guild after obtaining the galaxy sword||
Oooooooooh
it’s a lot of money tho
Ty ^^
so gl
100k is enough or not?
it’s 75k so yes
Oh nice
anybody have any suggestions on finishing the community center? I've been playing for a while now but haven't completed it before
note down all tye seasonal stuff so u don’t miss when to get them
And take bat cave
The video will come out tomorrow, but here's the checklist for Stardew bundle completion if you want to print it or something! (right click and Save Image As, then print, or use https://t.co/joFHHuNIUR to mark on it as you go)
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To be more fast
here’s a good checklist
Oh nice
thank you very much ^^
I had a ||Baby|| in Stardew and couldn't think of a name
so. I used the generator
and got Wumbus

are you in my walls
yes 
get out please
lol
I got Yogi for my dog
I use the generator for everything cause I'm terrible at named
Everyone in town has a normal name
and my ||baby|| is just called Wumbus
and your spouse just goes with it
How do I make ||caviar||?
fish pond
u get roe u throw that mf in the preserve jar
u need sturgeon roe
oh ok thank you
if you aren't in the right season you can get it from the wandering merchant or ||Korbus' shop||
One time the generator suggested "SusSus" for my cat's name
... no
Hiyaa
hello
Hru
fine
Heyy
Hii
Hi
got up to ||ginger island|| now to find all of those ||wallnuts||
why did you not do it
It's funny but not a good name
ඞ
How to win egg festival
go fast
Is 58 starwberry seed makes me good money
No other way??
u can look up on youtube a fast route :)
Ok
You can’t talk about this here
Yes but I’d do it next time in spring I think you get them coz you’d only get one harvest out of them
hi
What's the name of the thing that destroy stair and give 99 rocks?
It's an end-game thing
Oh so I can't get it if I don't have end the cc
You can’t speak about this here
Hard to answer the question when they are talking about it
Either say this or tell them to ask in seasoned
ooo naughty shibalnu
I went for Artisan but idk
Artisan 100%
Artisan. It's where the real money is at.
remember you can ||change it in the sewers||
How long does it take for a ||Dino egg|| to incubate
Until it's done.

(12 days)
To find a rainbow slime should I spam lvl 5 of the mine?
wtf rainbow slime??
Yes.
Prismatic slopes. In Peru.
😯
Lmao
Woa man, u should put spoiler here. Real-life prismatic is a post-perfection stuff
||/j||
🤣
I wondered what happened to that stack of prismatic shards I sold at the end of year 10.
Peru got them.
Ground them up and sprinkled them over the Vincunca Mountains.
After I built my shed, that's the first thing I saved money up for. Robin also has a catalog too!
But sooo expensive DX
oh ok sorry dont know where I can talk about things
Check the pins, that stuff is better for #stardew-spoilers 
thanks 🤗
how do i make my chickens drop white eggs?
get white chicken
white chickens.
Ok how do i make my chickens white.
buy from marnie
u cannot change their race otherwise
😞
Hey everyone, just completed CC
its common sense 
for cc
(for cc eggs)
if i hadnt missed truffle i would complete it sooner (cc)
atleast my personal record is y2 28 summer
i thought the traveling merchant would have it but nooooo i had to upgrade my barn and waste shit ton of cash
Just hit esc if you see "Brown Chicken"
Pigs take a hot minute to mature too >.>
Fish
Fish like you've never fished before
Fishing was the main way for me to earn money while my crops did their thing
x3 It happens
just remember, you ideally want your pig by day 13. Any later and you have serious risk of truffles not coming.
I have a question. Is it possible to play stardew without breaking the law?
no
How so?
Breaking the law as in?
Irl laws
taking drugs from wizard
Any other laws?
no it's random
I wonder if that's gonna be included to the wiki
meanwhile got kid. What to name him 
Hello? 911?
They would freak out
Put extra locks on the doors, Change all curtains to blackouts
I have the dumbest think ive ever thonked. Sdv without chopping trees.
Most likely move houses, residence. Get off the grid
Set up extra, hidden cameras around their property with fake visible ones
can you chop the sticks on the farm?
Yes. And saplings. Just not full grown trees
Dumbi after me 
main thing is challenging early game when you have no space and need to clear space to farm, but idt it's weirder than my no-watering-can run
I wonder if thats gonna be in included the wiki
chop 50 sticks to craft a chest and you're sort of good to go
Heres an even better idea (dumb idea) Sdv without the mining skill
Someone on Yt beat the game without farming
Ill try
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but in none of those videos is the game "finished"
they didn’t beat it, they just did 100 days
wouldn’t be possible to beat coz quality crops bundle
they just reached some arbitrary goals that they set
ye
I see
would be possible to beat without mining tho
why?
post-cc thing
ok
What are my obstacles?
What am i gonna have trouble with?
Other than rocks on my farm
literally nothing
true
it can all be gifted or travelling cart
You’d have to waste money buying ore
Robin sells stone?
And clint sells coal and copper?
well
You’d still struggle to craft since you can only buy so many bars at once
or get gifted the bars from clint
not really too difficult considering you just gift on birthday and sleep
@wanton tiger whats your input?
why tag me
idk try it if you want I won’t stop you
I wonder if theres a mod for hiring pelican town citizens to work on your farm
It would be nice
there are mods for different desires
nothing mods can't give
donate dwarf scrolls to gunther
he's to the right of the mines entrance. Use your pickaxe on the wall. To translate his speech, ||donate four dwarf scrolls to gunther.||
four
Idk how mods work but does all mods work for SMAPI?
lol nice
I'm about to go hard farming for the fourth one. I had one and accidentally gifted it 😅
4 i think
Steel pickaxe is needed to unlock the boulder that separates him I think
but you can unlock it with a bomh
I'm waiting for a lucky day to farm for it lol
affects item drop rates?
A question
you're lucky, i need to farm a primsatic slime for it's jelly
Can I plant outside of my animal's homes?
idk the strat I found online was 'use hoe on tile and then pickaxe to untill it. repeat until drop'
Do someone have the patern for iridium sprinkler in the greenhouse?
like the fenced area outside of my barn and coop
I'll send in #stardew-spoilers
im pretty sure mines tilling isnt affected by luck
Oh ye thx
and you shouldn't be untilling with pickaxe, just reset that one elevator floor with dirt on it
which one?
is there a command for seeing the beehive and flower stuff, for the governor bot?
it might be 95?
it's floor 80+ so I do need to deal with the monsters as well, on obsidian blade that can take time
anyway tmr is feast of winter star and willy wants 100 bug meat in 5 days so there's no rush
what tf does a fisherman need bug meat for
to make bait
right, isee
or feed his pet crabs
||you get a unique bait out of it from what I remember||
well I mean crabs eat bait, which is made from bug meat
How to put items one by one in the storage box on MAC IOS?
try right clicking, or whatever is the equivalent there
Guys, how can I sell items to shopkeeper in mobile
scroll to the bottom and sell from your inventory?
Ah, I see
Hi
hello
Bonjour
Congrats
hi ryan
hi
Is it morally acceptable to skip festivals after like year 2
i did, instantly regret it first ||sc|| run
Hey what’s the best way to get iridium
||sc||
Thx
So, i decided to play on an old save
I must have had absurd luck, cuz i got from level 45 to 60 before i had to leave cuz my health was low
I dont carry food💀
Sue me
sueing you
See you in court/j
Also, my current weapon is a lead pipe. Thats not at all dangerous in any way
Good evening
I just learned that you can bomb ||mummies|| in ||sc|| to get cloth, solar essences and kill them
Morning everyone
Morning, Mickey
how can i recover the wine inside ? (right click do nothing)
community bundles are so tough man
Break the barrel and you'll recover the content
oh ok thx 
The barrel doesnt actually break tho, u just gotta hit it with an axe
Also, fun fact. I forgot what challenge i was doing in my current save
yeah that worked thx
All i know is i have 8 preserve jars
Wow, goodluck w/ that
I was kinda hoping someone could remind me
;)
I apparently chose mushrooms as well and idfk why, lol
Cause why not?
pickled mushrooms are good..but I don't think you can do that in sdv?
Nope, i tried to though
maybe because fruit bat cave
idk
That too
Guys, I have 2 hearts with caroine
🤑
But still hasn't gotten the tea sapling recipe
You need to view her cutscene I think
Hello, how are you guys?
Enter the sunroom via the door in Caroline's kitchen between 9am and 5pm on a day when it's not raining
Vegetable is the category used for many of the Crops grown on the farm. One foraged item, Fiddlehead Fern, is also considered to be a vegetable. Other foraged items that are real-life vegetables (e.g., Leeks, Spring Onions) are categorized as Forage instead of Vegetable and therefore are not included here.
Why is tomato on this list?

☑️
friend heart at like 3 or 4
but also tomato is considered a vegetable by stardew
Help. Why is tomato listed as a vegetable
It has the vegetable tag in stardew
for the sake of your challenge AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE
it is a FRUIT
I know! But w h y
🤔
cause it can't be turned into wine?
Because most people cook tomatoes, linking them and connecting/associating with vegetables
Due to processing
you aint gonna make tomato wine
You don't necessarily cook most or any fruit 🤔 though people have tried grilling watermelon
yeah exactly
wth
grilling watermelon????
Yes yes
eugh
if you grill watermelon is just evaporates into the atmosphere
Are there any other "vegetables" on this list i need to avoid?
unrelated - I have given the entire bottom left quarter of the four corners farm for my animals to run around in 😂
reminds me of that short video of someone giving a raccoon some cotton candy and the raccoon washed it away ;-;
pumpkin
really?
it has seeds innit
fair
nope
yeah innit
I've made so much progress in the last two in game months
completed three rooms in the community center
got tappers set up
upgraded coop
Ok, pumpkins and tomatoes. Got it
got ||Dinos|| and ducks
Should i be allowed to have animals?
up to you
is your only source of profit vegetables
whats the end goal of your playthrough
I have em cause they're pretty low effort now I've got the outside set up for them
It's so exciting to see little ||dinos|| running around ;-; What did you name yours?
Mine are called Littlefoot and Toothless 😂
It hasn't hatched yet
name it Jamie
TOOTHLESS
Build the movie theater
GOOD TASTE
YESSSSS
You going joja then? 🤮
Imma name mine Barney 🤣
i think in the spirit of the challenge you should do vegetables only
Unfortunately. Cc required fruits
yeah, but you could buy the needed fruits I think
you know for your 'dont touch the colour blue' playthrough
you only NEED like 1 fruit I think
which is pomegranate if I remember correctly
Oh, yeah
Didn't they pick randominzer?
Well i went up to check on the cc and past me bought the membership
and pumpkin
NOOOOO
disgusting
but there is an achievement for it
I don't wanna do it 😭
and 5 gold star quality pumpkins/melons which you cant buy
I did it and deleted the save lol
ello
hello
hows everyone doin
chill and you?
im good
yeah I used the randomiser for my ||baby's|| name and got Wumbus
what the game says goes
Yams are on this list, so theoretically i can restart and randomize the bundles
kids gonna get bullied so hard 🔥
not wumpus?
I'm naming my ||Dino|| Barney
Wumbus
sadge
Should i restart my save? Yes or no
Named my duck Quackers
Ill pick cc this time if yes
would cc be possible
Should I turn my fruit into jam or wine?
make 100% sure of that first
Theoretically
ok
but jam is also cool if you dont have enoughj kegs
i think you should go for it then
wine takes 7 days btw
On my joja employee save (went cc dw) i only need a total of one fruit and a handful of salmonberry
In fall imma go for pumpkins and make a bunch of pumpkin juice
cause I'm sure I'll have a lot of kegs by then
why is jarring better
jarring is more efficient
takes only 3 days
and the price difference isnt that much
thats fair
so ultimately its better.
still i say keg as many pumpkins as possible
cause it's only a 42 g difference with artisan
theyt take longer to grow than to keg so you won't have backlog
i mean i would rather start AF farm as soon as possible as well.
AF?
ancient fruit
3 seasons.
WHAT
nah AF is SPRING SUMMER fall
u mean starfruit
u kill the flying bugs at floor 20
get a seed u donate it to museum then u get one and mass produce in greenhouse
||skull cavern|| or regular mines
Any bugs at all, actually.
||sc ||is a spoiler but regular.
my bad, I'll spoiler it
It's random chance as far as I can tell
i mean af takes 28 days to grow and gives shit every week
so you'd start growing it spring 1 if growing outside?
from worms its only on mountain
to maximise profit
I haven't got greenhouse yet
grind 😎
gotta wait for fall cause of the quality fruit thingy
unbiased
I didn't realise CC was a thing year one
TRUE
Me too on my first playthrough LMFAOI
cc cutscene triggers at 9am 5th day y1 spring too :kekw:
I never entered the community center
ok but maybe they didnt do it
so I didn't trigger it
i went in and did not realise getting high with the wizard made me able to read
like walking in there is hard
i mean yea
and then you have to actually check your mail
and then i noticed like fall Y1 but didnt know how to donate so just left it
I just passed it like "huh, I wonder what that is'
im pretty sure most people triggered the cutscene
on my first playthrough i done cc at year 5 cuz i was exploring the game
i spent my first year and a half chasing penny
and never went in till spring year 2
brudda same but I got her year 1
thanks for reminding me to go marry maru
it was the most fun i have had playing stardew i think LMAO
not knowing what you're doing is the best feeling ever istg
divorce her right after and marry sophia worth it.
Sophia?
I play Xbox lol
f moment
i hate penny's ||14 heart cutscene|| sm
oh my god
"fart"
by fart 😂
I was chasing after Sebastian and Elliott but Emily ended up on top
I really wanted the ||night time bedroom||
I LIke it a lot
it's sick, very worth only growing poppies
but like why is penny's cutscene the only one which doesnt have character relevance
it's so boring
penny moment
like i get shes already PERFECT
oh ym god
I think the idea is that the general design of it is a little off
but still
bad take smh!!!
Penny is bored out of her mind though
cause penny isn't really very good at anything
Everyone say hello to Clarissa. Shes Clint's sister and hates him just as much as everyone else
wut 😭
there’s something post cc in that ss
shit i forgor
this is true
is this clarissa
i remember i jokingly told someone to delete their screenshot of shipping screen showing image of post-cc item
lmao
still has LMAO
No, its the girl
Okay thanks for clarifying
no its definitely post-cc
i was gonna say clarissa had best watch out around abigail
who would know where to find it though 💀
it can't be kinda post-cc
okay okay 
How do i make the chick go inside the coop?
thats like most things though
I was between Abigail and Penny cause purple
Part of the monsters are post cc eda
but I picked penny cause ||cool bedroom||
like i could mention stuff post-cc and new farmers wouldnt get it
okay im sorry 
They go in automatically at 5pm iirc as long as the little door is open 
What do you guys think of Clarissa?
sadly its in the rules
Pretty good.
i think clarissa should get more money
Ok thank u
🐴
Flower dance is such a disappointing event
ok time to go back to assignment
only interesting thing is rarecrow
I forgot to remix the bundles
in my opinion they should've put strawberry seed in flower dance shop and made it a spring and summer crop
i mean Ca said he didnt know how to make the dancing animations i think he rushed it too?
After the first time dancing with your spouse, it’s kinda boring
cause strawberry's are IRL summer crops
this is a game ;3
Ill keep Clarissa, but shes not the challenge avatar
I know but it would make the flower dance actually alright
agreed upon.
wait I forgor to dance with penny
I forgot to remix her bundles
reset day lol
I don't wanna sit through that cutscene again 😂
I bought my rarecrow, went straight to Lewis and dipped
waste of a day
cause it skips straight to 10pm
it should also put you back in your farm earlier than 10pm
on flower dance
depends what season you in
uh, eel at night time
shad while raining
Yeye
I think animals are worth it cause it's guaranteed daily income
This is Mary. Shes a childhood friend of Maru (she crushes on Maru secretly)
Shes also mid blink in the ss
I love that you give lore to all your characters hahaha
all my characters are identical, brown haired blue eyed guys called Jamie
except i can never get the eye colour quite right
I always hav trouble w/ hair colors
hahaha
this
i dont think my jamie was really like that
I tried like, a yellowish brown hair and it was just green
Ikr! I try for more of a golden or sandy blonde but i feel like they always tend to look greenish
So... I never got tooo far into the game to actually marry anyone
How do I trigger the 10 hearts on the marriage candidates?
u mean the 10 heart event?
or unlock all 10 hearts?
i got the eel first catch somehow
Congrats
5 days made 330g need to meet 2 more people, one looks like a wizard, the other is some lady in a green top n brown cardigan thing, plus I'm hoping my parsnips will be grown soon
Does that lady hav long ginger hair?
LMDFGIOA
he lives on the beach
Yeah, im pretty sure its Elliot
lol
Did everyone think Elliot was a lady when they first met him? Cuz i did tbh
na i didnt
he just felt rlly pompous to me
i guess he is
He is until u kinda get to know him, but i write stories irl so i kinda get his vibe
hahahahahah
I didn't marry him
Lol Addams!
Penny's room seems nice though
It is long, I have Marnie, she owns the barn shop? This last one says single underneath, the this wizardry dude lol
give them a bouqet from pierres
bouquet
That's the only way?
yeah
I hated him initially but i absolutely love him now
Is there a way to "break up" from girlfriend/boyfriend relationship?
He's an A tier NPC
Put a bouquet in a furnace and gift it
I feel like Sam's a little too immature
whaaa why
gifts are not good to get
Alex...well... but there are people like Alex though
it is 200g
you know someone with purple skin irl?
😂 Do fursuits count?
no
I'm desperately trying to remember who has purple skin
Aww man :c
why cant i think of anyone
blue
who has purple skin?
Thanks for the compliment
I have to go alone to I secluded beach with a creaky cabin and wait for some guy to turn up....lol
blue is pretty muhc purple
its why the word blurple exists
but my point still stands
blurple is such a cool coliur
It's stalking the guy
Come on...
SDV enables us to stalk each NPC to gift them their favorite/liked stuff
I mean I did wait for a little girl to cone out of her room lol
check the library hes usually in there
Oh I haven't got that fancy mod, I literally learned....with help from someone on here last night, work out why some kids weren't working
IRL, it'll slap you with misconduct, stalking, harassment...yikes ;-;
just saying though...
this is bluple vs qi colour
yeha i kinda frogot
Heeey I wanted to show them my parsnip.....
blurple such a nice shade
But she doesn't like parsnips
brussel sprouts
nope they're like 3/10 parsnips are negative points
whaa
they actively harm me
Try cauliflower
How many hearts do u need to ask someone to dance and not get rejected at the Flower Dance?
do not come for cauliflower 😠
2/10
4
I like both brussel sprouts (they have to be done right) and asparagus
Aggressive much?
Dang, i ive only got 3 w/ 1 person, but thx!

Enjoy your white bush ig
Honey glazed roasted parsnips are yummy
Do fruit trees need to be watered
no
Alr ty
Guys, please help me.
How can I improve my combat
you kinda just do it more and you get used to it
onggg
what aspect
what weapon r u using?
I'm rich...ive got 3434g....the world is my oyster. Dammit, not enough for a new bag, coop, barn, buuuut I can buy beans and cauliflower now, no more parmips n fishing hippy.
I die very quickly.
That's the main problem.
I use obisidian edge
bring food
Parsnips are odd veggies
by the time ur at like 120 u should have enough money to get lots of salads from Gus
or be farming cheese
😮
Sounds like u might need to learn more about rhe different monsters' attack patterns too maybe
I asked Sebastian at 2 hearts and he rejected me
I guess I should start building my barn
is it good to bond with a lot of the townsfolks?
You could also look into armour ect
what
Yes! They give recipes and free stuff
For defence and stuff
yes
Dark souls players be like:
i was rating the taste of cauliflower out of 10
also, why is hayley considered the best wife? Everyone says it
Yeah! I got scammed and a half. He broke my heart. I even asked Emily ;-;
is there like benefits or something
She sucks]
OH SNAP LOL I thought the flower dance 😭
people just like her for her LOOKS
I have never played Dark Souls
everyon says shes the best
when unfortunately penny is the best wife
I guess some people like pretty, blonde-haired girls
Marriage candidates don't really have perks above each other
Some candidates give better gifts, but it really depends on what you want to receive
They give gifts rarely enough for it not to really matter though
im so bored of my husband i feel like he just stands in my house all day
he has no life 
Hayley is a ideal girl to some. Pretty and stupid
and also none of the gifts are ever very good
Oh really?? 😮
Who did you marry?
pretty much all highschool relationships
Not all :c
98%
Haley more like BAD
TRUE
I know of high schoolers who juggled part time jobs since 16
GOOD TAKE!!!!!!!!
No I can't argue with that one actually
if i wanted easy to get gifts i wouldn't do haley
Love Linus
mmm but there's always gus
true
gus is a slightly sexier linus imo
Dammit I should have google the crop times...didnt realise beans take so ling
gus is cool for selling salads
George/hj
you can see the crop times if you look at the seed description
what does haley do for me? litearlly notyhitng
insults your SHOES
YEAH
Gus sells salads but doesn't eat salads himself
"You know if it wasn't for those horrendous clothes you might actually be cute"
I just googled, I had to long press on the item to see that haha darn it
smh stardew is meant to be a COMFORTING GAME i dont need to be insulted about how i look irl and IN GAME
dwarf <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
frr
You can't roommate dwarf, no? :c
solid D tier
hayley does progress through the game though
Krobie
Jamie, rank Krobus
No.
yeah dwarf stinky
guys
KROBUHS >>>>>>>>>>>>>
hat mouse >>>>>>>
Krobus is amazing
i literally do not care about "character development" if you're only not mean after i talk to you for a while theres an issue there
i love gus more than i love my wife but i think she understands that
hat mouse can burn but anyway
Right new quest, "give someone a gift" I've only got parsnips but they are a lovely bunch
you can give pretty much anything as a gift, not just crops
u are so real for this
I wish to send lewis a bomb in the mail
i just think its a cool feature
The dwarf F tier
I think most towns people like parsnip
yea
oh hell nah
VIL HELLOOOOOOOOOOO.
So weeds, stone, wood? What about wild flowers?
HI ALEXI
if there was no character development at all i'd be more worried
weed?
You can even gift trash, though no one likes it.
And also George
uhhhhh if ur talking about the drug then the mods will beat u up for it it
rip
Aren't there weeds? Not marijuana type
I dont care personally though
Ermm I think you're the one talking about it
I see nothing 

You mean like fiber?
fiber yeah
ok i am not gonna lose any braincells
Nobody likes my threat to lewis and George?
Yes, isn't that what you get from it
no
Get from what?
yea they grow and destroy things on ur farm
illegal crop dealing mod when? Go out at 2am to go sell some illegal pumpkins to gus


