stardew-valley

[dark solstice]

||Seeds from Oasis in desert||

[balmy olive]

should i build a fish pond

[teal vapor]

upgrade the coop instead tbh

fish ponds are cute but not terribly profitable

[tawny marten]

Hi I have a question. So my farm animals don't gain any hearts but instead sometimes even loose them altough everything seems to be the way it should be? They get to go outside everyday, have autopetters and a automatic feeding system with more than enough hay. So why are they still not gaining hearts? What am I doing wrong? 🥲

[cobalt hare]

I'm finding myself mostly at the mines and I just started playing not to long ago am I supposed to be focusing on expanding seed/plant?

[sour thunder]

autopetter is inside the barn?

[tawny marten]

I'd say the best thing to focus at the start of the game are the bundles (if you choose to rebuild the community center). Access to the greenhouse is super valuable.

[tawny marten]

Yes

[sour thunder]

as long as they have food and pets they shouldn't be going down but if you don't pet them as well they won't go up as fast

hmm i'm not sure then

maybe check? they usually state why they're unhappy

[haughty wind]

I never find sturgeons

[sour thunder]

summer in the lake

you got this! you'll catch one

[haughty wind]

Is half way spring good enough

[tawny marten]

It says they are happy every day, but the friendship level is at like 0-1 heart for each after 2,5 seasons.

[sour thunder]

no it will only show up in summer or winter thats why you havent found it

[haughty wind]

[sour thunder]

yeah autopetter does not raise them as high as it would if you pet them ! it cuts it by a lot i believe

[tawny marten]

Dang ok so I will put those away and pet them till happy and then place the autopetters. Thank you!

[haughty wind]

I have 3 chickens and 7 hay

[balmy olive]

Aight
so big coop is broken?
broken as in being too god damn overpowered

i have a dino egg right now

[haughty wind]

No hearts because I only know the basics for chickens

[sour thunder]

they only gain half the normal friendship with just the auto petter ! but if you stack both you will get there faster so actually you should keep them out

use the autopetter as well as petting

[tawny marten]

Idk if they are so great since dinosaurs give you only 1 egg/week. I have one dino bc it looks cool but for profit I prefer to have ducks or rabbits.

[tawny marten]

Ok will do! Thank you!

[sour thunder]

i love ducks ! when they swim it's the best

[tawny marten]

Mine only did once altough they have their pond infront of their house. Why are my animals so cruel. 😭

[frank shuttle]

Hmm

[cobalt hare]

Thank you.

[cunning frigate]

I made a... bad mistake

[tropic fox]

?

[frank shuttle]

What happened?

[cunning frigate]

I had a lava eel pond and forgot you can harvest the fish... and went to remove them instead 😭

I have no lava eels left

[frank shuttle]

reset the day

[tropic fox]

Rip

[cunning frigate]

I saved after the day

[tropic fox]

Restart the day

[frank shuttle]

Rip

[tropic fox]

Oops

[cunning frigate]

Yeah 😭

I'm soooo dumb omg

[frank shuttle]

you gotta catch another one of lava eels and produce em in the pond

[cunning frigate]

Yeah I will do they're just hard to catch

[frank shuttle]

No worries! we all had our moments

[tropic fox]

Off topic but my look still slays even after a long day at school

[frank shuttle]

what does even slay mean?

because saying slay feels a bit cringe.

[cunning frigate]

Haha yeah, I've had a lot of moments 😭

Slaayyyyyyyy

I use it ironically

[frank shuttle]

ok im out

[cunning frigate]

Lmaoooo no

[frank shuttle]

too much cringe

[cunning frigate]

But yeah, speaking of mistakes, I went like a whole season of my first game without speaking to the wizard and unlocking the community center

[frank shuttle]

I mean first save is just figuring stuff out ;3

you can play on your own pace!

[cunning frigate]

Thats truee

[frank shuttle]

on my first save it took me to complete cc at year 5

[cunning frigate]

Woaahh

[frank shuttle]

because i was looking around , getting people to max friendship etc

i fished alot

i got married in like y2/y3

[cunning frigate]

That's kinda chill though, I would prefer that instead of rushing through everything haha

Awww

Who'd you marry

[frank shuttle]

Abby

[cunning frigate]

Nicee

[frank shuttle]

i had to okay?

[cunning frigate]

😭

Yea

I've only ever married Haley

The loml

[frank shuttle]

i married penny , leah , and abigail

and i ussually marry abby or leah on another runs

thinking about getting sebastian on this run

now im the rushy type

[cunning frigate]

I went for Leah on one save but played with someone else who stole her from me....

[frank shuttle]

rip.

[cunning frigate]

I only have Haley's gifts memorised so it's the easy option for most of my saves lol

[cunning frigate]

I see

[frank shuttle]

btw wiki exists for gifting

just keep calendar near your bed

so u dont forget birthdays.

[cunning frigate]

yea viki has saved me a lot of trouble with the gifts

haha... i still forget birthdays...

[marble brook]

i have mostly everyone’s loved gifts memorized

[tropic fox]

Same

[cunning frigate]

i forgot emily's birthday even after preparing the gift and all 😭

oof

[marble brook]

and i put calendar next to my bed

[cunning frigate]

im not the biggest gift giver

[frank shuttle]

thats why u gotta have calendar next to your bed and check it everyday

bc u gotta friendship all of npcs later to complete... post cc moment

[cunning frigate]

Lmao

[frank shuttle]

but no need to!!

[cunning frigate]

Yeah currently trying to get them to full hearts

Sooooo much trouble

[tropic fox]

My ex crush denied my request for a pic lmao (off topic I'm)

*ik

[frank shuttle]

btw if u want a money maker

try to get Ancient fruit into your greenhouse!

like make it full with ancient fruit and plant trees on edges for bundles

[cunning frigate]

i did

[frank shuttle]

it takes alot of time to set up but super worth it!!

Woah!!

[cunning frigate]

had some help though

but its only me who plays now so i get to keep the profits hehe

[frank shuttle]

Also.. if u ever hear about money glitches like the number one dont use it. it just ruins the fun ;( (speaking from experience)

[cunning frigate]

do yall have smart organization tips

for like chests

[frank shuttle]

wait a bit

[cunning frigate]

Hmm

Honestly don't think I've ever heard of it

oooo

[frank shuttle]

just build a shed and make signs on top of em (inside after chests)

[cunning frigate]

why'd i never think of signs honestly

oop

not good

[cunning frigate]

im a hoarder in sv it's very bad

[frank shuttle]

Hoarding stuff is good.

because you never know what u need for quests, building , cc etc

[cobalt hare]

I was expecting something to go horribly wrong. lol

[frank shuttle]

why would i do that? ;3

[cobalt hare]

Spy's Theme tricked me

[frank shuttle]

Hehe

[crimson sleet]

So i have this farm that is in first year fall, and i am wondering if i should go for asthetic route for the farm or not... Cause my previous farm was focused on heavy money making and it got me tired now

What are your thoughts, anything and everything

[cunning silo]

if the other farm got you tired then dont do it

[unique slate]

hello!

[shell crane]

Yeah!! Go for it get the prettiest farm ever take your time. Decorate the town and the other areas too. Make this your destressing farm

[plain tree]

reading the SDV guide, what does 70 mean on difficulty for a fish? is that like really hard or really easy

[lost oriole]

it's hard

hardest fish are like 110 or so

but the average "hard" fish is 70ish

[plain tree]

Thank you, explains my problems

[calm sandal]

note that lvl 70 mixer is probably harder than lvl 100 floater or sinker

so u need to get familiar with each type beside difficulty

[lost oriole]

ehhh that one debatable

but yeah

[tropic fox]

idek what dart, floater, mixed and other shit like that means

I don't fish, I just buy

[dusty ibex]

it means the pattern of how the fish goes up and down

[mystic jasper]

Those are the patterns of the fish. Numbers are how fast they travel.
Darts have erratic movements
Floaters accelerate upwards faster and are more likely to go upwards
Sinker accelerate downwards faster and more likely to go downwards
Smooth has a stable slow pattern
Mixed is the default pattern of fish

[stone juniper]

The things i would do to get pearls easily

[sick gate]

Oohh

Soly soly still here

[amber peak]

My secret friend for the winter star thing is jas. What do I give her

[fringe wagon]

Pink cake, fairy rose, or rabbit's foot

[sick gate]

What do you have?

[amber peak]

Lemme check

Pink cake, star fruit, prismatic shard, void essence, dandelion ,ruby, diamond, iridium bar, gold bar, and random stuff

[fringe wagon]

.

[dusty ibex]

pink cake

[amber peak]

Ok

[dusty ibex]

or actually rabbit feet if it has a quality to it

[tropic fox]

they increase friendship points

[cobalt hare]

Goodmorning

[tropic fox]

have you claimed the sword in the ||desert||?

[cunning basalt]

when the

[tropic fox]

goodmorning!

[amber peak]

Ye

[amber peak]

Morning ( night for me)

[cobalt hare]

Go to sleep 🧍🏾‍♀️

[dusty ibex]

HI MYTH

[cunning basalt]

HIIIIII VIL

[sick gate]

I also would suggest this

[dusty ibex]

[amber peak]

What time does Leah’s cottage open?

[frank shuttle]

9/8 am

[amber peak]

Ok

[silver stirrup]

hewwo guys

[amber peak]

Hi

[tropic fox]

hi anash!

[silver stirrup]

how r you all doign

[amber peak]

Great but I missed Evelyn’s birthday

[silver stirrup]

oh man

thats sad

[amber peak]

Ye

Lessgo Elliot is my secret giver , let’s see what he gives me

A jade?

[frank shuttle]

jades are useful later for staircases

[wind turret]

Isn't it 10am?

[amber peak]

Ik

[frank shuttle]

lemme double check

[amber peak]

But a single jade

[wind turret]

I remember its 10am-6pm

Since I married her this playthrough

kek

[frank shuttle]

Oh actually you are correct.

for some reason i always go there at 9 am with the post cc thing so ye

[wind turret]

Lel, better be on time

After all the game is mostly time management simulator

[frank shuttle]

tru

[cobalt hare]

good morning stardew valley discord server

[amber peak]

Morning

[cobalt hare]

how r u ^_^

[amber peak]

Great

[cobalt hare]

thats good!

[amber peak]

Hbu

[cobalt hare]

tired 💤 but other than that i feel prettayy good today

[amber peak]

Nice

[cobalt hare]

got any plans for today?

[amber peak]

Yes, try to make Abigail 8 hearts and also finsish winter cuz I have basically nothing to do in winter

[cobalt hare]

ooo well if ur doing the community center dont forget abt that ^_^ (idk if i can mention anything else abt it in this chat so ill js say that)

[amber peak]

I’m doing joja 😅

[frank shuttle]

u can talk about it just not the bundles rewards

[cobalt hare]

alr!! ty

[frank shuttle]

u can talk about greenhouse for example though

because that is written there.

[cobalt hare]

ah gotchya!

[frank shuttle]

just not what happens after u complete bus stop example

[amber peak]

It’s Clint birthday today, what do I give him

[fringe wagon]

Spoiler content here is defined as content beyond the CC rewards

[serene walrus]

topaz

[frank shuttle]

do u have gems?

[cobalt hare]

alright!! tbh havent even gotten to the greenhouse yet 😭🤞

[fringe wagon]

Diamonds, iridium bars, or omni geodes

[frank shuttle]

emeralds.

aquamarine

[amber peak]

I have ruby, iridium bar, diamond , prismatic shard

[frank shuttle]

give him diamond.

[amber peak]

Aight cheers

[undone wedge]

just got my first big boi crop

[amber peak]

Ima give him Omni geode cuz those sell for 0g

[undone wedge]

woop woop

[frank shuttle]

but they could have pristmatic shards!

[amber peak]

What are odds?

[serene walrus]

u can get more

[frank shuttle]

its not based on rng

its predetermined

[undone wedge]

its pre decided when you get them right?

[amber peak]

How do I know the outcome

[frank shuttle]

probably use stardewpredictor

[undone wedge]

you dont

[fringe wagon]

Stardew Predictor

[serene walrus]

niceee

[amber peak]

Does the fortune teller affect it , if it does, the fortune teller says the spirits will make my life difficult(not if I sleep first heh)

[frank shuttle]

not really

[serene walrus]

luck doesn't effect geodes

[frank shuttle]

luck basically means RNG

thats not based on RNG (geodes)

[tender mason]

Guys

[frank shuttle]

Hi

[tender mason]

Why do mayor Lewis need truffle oil

Why he acting so sus abt it

[amber peak]

Nvm, I just give him a diamond and hope Clint’s satisfied

[frank shuttle]

because.. il leave it up to your imagination

[cobalt hare]

actually i gotta question on that, how does the fortune teller acrually work/what does it affect like the monsters in the mines?? or smth else

[amber peak]

For reasons that are really … reasons

[tender mason]

Why does he call it slick

[serene walrus]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Luck

[fringe wagon]

The Fortune Teller predicts your luck for the day

That affects numerous aspects of the game, although it's prominently from the Mines

[frank shuttle]

Peachy?

[cobalt hare]

thank you!!

[tender mason]

[serene walrus]

yes ?

[frank shuttle]

thx for cookie!!

[serene walrus]

[amber peak]

Does Clint have any cutscenes?

[frank shuttle]

yes

he appears in some.

[amber peak]

What heart level?

[lucid marsh]

so many people lied and said this game was like acnh 😭

so far not sure if i like it

haven't played in like 2 weeks and only on day 5 lmao

[frank shuttle]

this game is a grind

[plucky bane]

i did not like acnh and i love this game so there is that ig

[lucid marsh]

well people lied nothing like acnh

[frank shuttle]

who is acnh?

[silver stirrup]

animal crossing new horizon

[lucid marsh]

i mean it obviously isn't the same but i thought it would be similar

[plucky bane]

i felt like acnh was a worse grind than this or maybe i didnt know how to run the turnip shit

[silver stirrup]

i think

[lucid marsh]

like people said

[lucid marsh]

that is true

there is more to grind in this game tbh as well

[plucky bane]

but making money is so much easier in stardew i swear

[frank shuttle]

Games arent same. they all have their ways.

[plucky bane]

fuckin selling insects in acnh for 2 pennies

[muted heart]

people told me its like minecraft, but sdv is better imo especially singleplayer

[lucid marsh]

i know but so many people said "get stardew valley it is like acnh"

[frank shuttle]

AF wine moment

[plucky bane]

😈

[frank shuttle]

it is a bit similiar but not exactly.

[amber peak]

Yay, year 2 spring day 1

[lucid marsh]

yeah i know

[frank shuttle]

just watch a bunch of tutorials like on any other game

thats what i did

[serene walrus]

at least the villagers have some personality in sdv🕴️🕴️

[amber peak]

Guys who is this Kent guy, he just appeared in front of my doorstep

[silver stirrup]

yea

[serene walrus]

he was at war

[frank shuttle]

a ||war hero|| i guess

[silver stirrup]

agreed

[amber peak]

He looks like he wants to kill me

[lucid marsh]

so true i mean we need more people like shane in acnh lmao

[frank shuttle]

this game was actually made by a single dev. (unless another one for multiplayer and another one that helped with smth too but now they dont work here that im aware of)

[serene walrus]

🥹PLEASE I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING FOR THAT

[muted heart]

i mean... based on what he sends you in the mail once you befriend him..

idk if thats a spoiler or not

[amber peak]

Wtf, I just received mail saying that the prices of raw materials from robin and Clint has increased

Is this inflation??

[frank shuttle]

yes

[muted heart]

indeed it is friend, indeed it is

[lucid marsh]

SAME THE VILLAGERS ARE TOO NICE

[serene walrus]

me when the balloon inflates

[amber peak]

Broooo , who is gonna supply me wood now

[serene walrus]

why are you buying wood? 😭

[frank shuttle]

tree farms : am i a joke to you?

[fringe wagon]

Trees lol

[amber peak]

Good point

[fringe wagon]

Always plant the tree seeds

You're gonna regret not doing it later on

Trust me

[muted heart]

especially since they take FOREVER to grow

[serene walrus]

same the cranky ones aren't even cranky they are just slightly disgruntled

[dusty ibex]

ok give me ur right arm for it

[dusty ibex]

I just buy mine when I’m rich from wine

[tender yacht]

Flexing vil

[amber peak]

That rhymed lol

[lucid marsh]

FR THE MEANEST ONE IS SABLE WHEN WE BOTHER HER

[dusty ibex]

I’m a poet and I didn’t know it

[frank shuttle]

honeslty i never played animal crossing

[lucid marsh]

its fun

[dusty ibex]

ok no flexing cuz everyone gets rich from wine

[amber peak]

Sheeesh, vil wanna replace Elliott

[dusty ibex]

elliott

[frank shuttle]

vil is not ginger

[amber peak]

What do I grow in spring

[fringe wagon]

Every late game farmer:

[serene walrus]

it makes sense since ur ginger

[fringe wagon]

I like how it rhymed lmao

[fallow gyro]

[dusty ibex]

tbf I do try and get my wine empire set up early so by winter year1 i have a few hundred thousand and I end up buying a lot of wood and coal

[wooden crater]

I recommend potatoes at the start, and then buy a bunch of strawberries on the 13th

[dusty ibex]

friendly fire will not be tolerated

[amber peak]

Ok

[wooden crater]

also, remember to check your CC goals!

[serene walrus]

you are a pirate!!!!!!!!

[supple zenith]

[amber peak]

I went for joja

[dusty ibex]

don’t plant potatoes if it’s past day 6 though

[frank shuttle]

[supple zenith]

[amber peak]

What, the membership was cheap

[dusty ibex]

is it ur first play through

[frank shuttle]

Community center is actually cheaper than joja in terms of items

[amber peak]

Yes

[dusty ibex]

joja is seen as the evil route

[supple zenith]

community centre for life

[dusty ibex]

most ppl do cc because cc sorta makes you explore different aspects of the game that joja doenst

but imo joja is 100x easier than cc

[amber peak]

Ye

[wooden crater]

If it's your first playthrough I could not recommend CC more

your choice, of course, but CC teaches you a lot more about the game, has a much better story and is generally more of a fun challenge than 'get loads of money'

[serene walrus]

🕴️I only pick joja now cause Im so bored of cc lol

[amber peak]

I’ll do cc my next play through

[dusty ibex]

REMIX BUNDLES

[calm sandal]

joja is good

best route for profit

[amber peak]

I’ll start it when || I get 4 candles from grammas evaluation ||

[serene walrus]

I've done that and I'm lazy 😪

[dusty ibex]

do what u want of course if u want to do joja then don’t let anyone tell u otherwise

hello

[serene walrus]

hi oliviaaahahhahsvsbdjdjru

[dusty ibex]

ur a rat

[lucid marsh]

so

[dusty ibex]

[amber peak]

I didn’t pick joja, didn’t know what to do and the dude seemed cool so I joined plus it was cheap

[dusty ibex]

😭 you pick joja the moment you buy the membership

[amber peak]

Ye

Wish I have refund

[dusty ibex]

but that’s ok u didnt know what u were doing

[frank shuttle]

rip

[calm sandal]

be joja, join us, thrive

[amber peak]

At least I have this cool || soda machine ||

[dusty ibex]

might be worth restarting the save if ur not heavily invested into ur current one

[amber peak]

Joja propaganda

[frank shuttle]

joining joja on ur first playthrough isnt the best idea.

[amber peak]

Bro , I didn’t know what to doo

[frank shuttle]

No worries! its okay

[calm sandal]

CC teach u how to sdv

[serene walrus]

dynamo it's fine lol u can always make a new save

[calm sandal]

but yes, after that u can join joja

[plush yacht]

@calm sandal

[frank shuttle]

also peachy?

[serene walrus]

wat

[plush yacht]

Peachy hello!

[frank shuttle]

can i have another cookie? 🥺

[plush yacht]

I thought eda was you for a sec lol

[frank shuttle]

Hello

[serene walrus]

LMAO

[plush yacht]

😂

[serene walrus]

hi smelly and eda u can have another one

[frank shuttle]

[upper pasture]

[serene walrus]

KCKCKXKXKCKXKCKCKCKCKCKCK HI

[upper pasture]

NOEMIEEEEEEEEEREKELEMEJ3KEI

HELLO

[plush yacht]

It's kentucky fried chicken

[upper pasture]

It's ahrekcat

How dare u call me a human, IM MUCH BETTER/ J

[plush yacht]

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/cannibalism-chicken-nuggets-gif-5566579

[plush yacht]

[upper pasture]

Ok me fr I eat chicken

[dusty ibex]

💀

[serene walrus]

oop💀

[dusty ibex]

kc fr

[upper pasture]

LMAOOOO

[serene walrus]

💀

[upper pasture]

Can't believe u ss that smh

[plush yacht]

Excuse me...what?

[tender yacht]

[dusty ibex]

KC IS A CANNIBAL

[upper pasture]

Hello

I am

[dusty ibex]

she would eat her own children if she had any

[plush yacht]

Kfc more like kfh

[upper pasture]

EE

[serene walrus]

😭

[upper pasture]

EW

I would never have children

[plush yacht]

Best response lol

Anyway where are all the new farmers at?

[dusty ibex]

let’s ping some new ones

[serene walrus]

they are scared of the seasoned taking over

[dusty ibex]

@hollow ember hey new farmer

[plucky bane]

im a new farmer and i would like to know how to fish 🙂

[dusty ibex]

yoooo we found a new farmer

[serene walrus]

omg

[dusty ibex]

!!!!!!!

[fallow gyro]

me n elliot

[dusty ibex]

are u struggling with the mini game?

I hope you end up throwing up in Elliot’s face

[serene walrus]

guys what's the big box by the house? all my items disappeared

[fallow gyro]

its your sell box

[raw crow]

it's for selling stuff

[fallow gyro]

anything you put in there will be sold

[serene walrus]

that's crazy

[amber peak]

It’s the sell box, whatever u put n there will be sold the next day and u can’t retrieve the item back

[hollow ember]

Hi

[serene walrus]

also ik I was joking lol

[plucky bane]

is this the way to get purple star legend

[dusty ibex]

hi welcome to the server?!!

[dusty ibex]

YEA

[amber peak]

Yes

[hollow ember]

Thank you very much your majesty

[marble brook]

they’ve literally been in the server since 2021 tho

[dusty ibex]

you’ve been here since 2021 and this is the first time you’ve spoken 😭

[serene walrus]

lol gg u got a new person to talk

well ig not new

[dusty ibex]

NEW ENOUGH 🙏

[hollow ember]

xd

[dreamy monolith]

Anybody play on switch?

[marble brook]

y’all every play stardew?

[marble brook]

sometimes i do

[fallow gyro]

what is stardew

[serene walrus]

no I never played that game in my life

[amber peak]

What is Stardew valley

[hollow ember]

I usually just qietly lurk in gaming servers

[civic nexus]

what is this stardew?

is it a game?

or is it a board game of somekind?

[amber peak]

Is Stardew a new Mountain Dew flavour

[marble brook]

idk man. it looks weird. i wanted to ask y’all to see if i should download it.

looks kinda mid tbh

[civic nexus]

dont be silly u cant play a mountain dew flavour

[plucky bane]

wym i bought a couple stardew cans today 0/10 worst mtn dew flavor

[dusty ibex]

ok unfortunately sometimes I randomly ping ppl

[cunning silo]

trolling in new farmer 🤯

[civic nexus]

u cant download mountain dew flavours

[dusty ibex]

🤯

[serene walrus]

vil maybe u should stop doing that 🤣

[marble brook]

ITS A MNT DEW FLAVOR?!

[civic nexus]

u can download free ram online though

[marble brook]

i hate mnt dew so

[dusty ibex]

@open matrix gg I can’t randomly ping u

[serene walrus]

💀💀💀

[upper pasture]

Lmaoo

[dusty ibex]

BUT WE GET NEW PPL THROUGH IT

[upper pasture]

Pinging me sister

[dusty ibex]

ok who else we randomly pinging

[upper pasture]

@dusty ibex

Kimg

[crude tapir]

@dusty ibex

[upper pasture]

Hi panda

[dusty ibex]

hello

[hollow ember]

I don't mind I'm usually to shy to start randomly chatting so this is really nice opportunity to join the chat

[upper pasture]

BRO RRLY IGNORED US

[dusty ibex]

!!! yea u are always welcome here people are generally quite nice and welcoming

[crude tapir]

hi vil

[dusty ibex]

especially in here and seasoned farmers

[marble brook]

wow vil did something right

[crude tapir]

did u know ur my fav ginger

[hollow ember]

xd

[serene walrus]

(for once)

[plucky bane]

just hop in, if you say something embarrassing no one will remember your name by the end of the night

[upper pasture]

U LITTLE HOE

[dusty ibex]

how many gingers do u even know bro

[upper pasture]

Just u prob

[hollow ember]

sounds like inverse twitter

[dusty ibex]

I AM ALSO NOT ONE)

[crude tapir]

I KNOW LOTTA HOESSSSS

[upper pasture]

She got no other friends

[calm sandal]

dont need to be shy when most of us here are shameless. 🤭

[dusty ibex]

like the guy who asked in chat how do you wake up in sdv I FORGOR HIS NAME

[dusty ibex]

u were all panda had 😔😔😔

[upper pasture]

Frr now she lost

[dusty ibex]

mr AAA do u be playing sdv

[upper pasture]

Who

[hollow ember]

yes

[upper pasture]

Oh

[hollow ember]

AAA1exa8 is abomination of the name Alexa

[marble brook]

not you forgetting them that quickly

[serene walrus]

what year r u

[dusty ibex]

omg are u sick of ppl telling u to play despacito

[upper pasture]

I never saw them 😭

[dusty ibex]

[upper pasture]

I'm a bit blind u see

[dusty ibex]

kc blind stupid and bald

[upper pasture]

IM NOT BALD

[plush yacht]

Oof

[upper pasture]

I AM STUPID THO

[marble brook]

[serene walrus]

cute

[hollow ember]

I have year four on my phone (I was really addicted at the time and got there in like moth)
and year three and two on PC (didnt finish 1.5 content tho)

[marble brook]

not too shabby

[plush yacht]

Cool

[serene walrus]

niceeee

[plush yacht]

1.5 is so huge tho like fr you will be having fun

[dusty ibex]

I started on mobile too fr and I was UPDET WE DODNT USVE 1.4

[hollow ember]

with terraria SW is one of my favorite games sadly I don't have a lot of time for games

[dusty ibex]

so then I got it on switch

then yami gifted it to me on pc

[plush yacht]

I always take breaks between updates and when i came back for 1.5 it was like i didnt know the game at all tho i had played until like y9

[serene walrus]

lol I got it on mobile first cause it was cheap and I liked it sm I got it on pc 😎

[plush yacht]

Yeah same 🥲

[calm sandal]

im retired until hc release.

[plush yacht]

Mobile wasnt an option when i got stardew

So i played on my shitty million year old mac

And i still do lmao tho i may get mobile

[hollow ember]

I was so happy when I finally bought the game on PC. It was such a refreshment to see the game on big screen

[dusty ibex]

me too cuz I wanted smth to do when I was on the tube

cuz I was spending like 3 hours a day travelling with no wifi or data for most of it

[serene walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/137345719668310016/1013580710914830356/11C308B7-A6A0-4D25-95B5-5F8D7D5CF0E3.gif

[dusty ibex]

thank u for that peachy

[serene walrus]

thank you for sharing

[spare kite]

Just found out u can fish in the mines lol

I love this game

[calm sandal]

the garbage chance is higher in there btw

[spare kite]

Got a ghost fish and a bunch of algae

[serene walrus]

algae more like

[spare kite]

Don’t understand wat u mean

[serene walrus]

‎

[dusty ibex]

@spring lance

[honest oyster]

hi

[dusty ibex]

hello !!

[dense lintel]

W pfp and name

[dusty ibex]

agree we love all cats here

[honest oyster]

had a cat fan buddy here a while back when i was acc active

[dusty ibex]

ping them maybe u can resurrect them

[dense lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/713243296901627916.gif?size=64

give me a name

[honest oyster]

the brain cogs are turning

[dusty ibex]

when were u last active

[honest oyster]

october ish '22

[dense lintel]

Vil just look through their messages

[dusty ibex]

oh that was the time around i dipped

[spring lance]

omg

[dense lintel]

fake peachy wth

[spring lance]

hey i was the original peach!! 😭

i think

[dense lintel]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[honest oyster]

hehe it was @queen merlin i remember

[dusty ibex]

THE PEACHIES MUST FIGHT

[dense lintel]

your reward

[dusty ibex]

@queen merlin hi

[honest oyster]

many thank

[queen merlin]

what happen

i am stuck in a class

[honest oyster]

me

your fellow cat fan friend from late last year

then i dipped

[queen merlin]

ooh hello

[spare kite]

What bait goes in crab pot

[queen merlin]

regular fish bait

[spring lance]

nooooo i wont win

[spare kite]

Do I just equip it like fishing rod @queen merlin

[dense lintel]

bait

[queen merlin]

wait to it with the bait selected

then left click iirc

[timber dawn]

hello, can i speed gro parsnip?

[spare kite]

I’m on Nintendo

[wooden crater]

Yes but I wouldn't advise

[queen merlin]

i am not sure on what button then

[wooden crater]

most it can save is one singular day, and it would need to be deluxe speed gro to have any effect

[cunning silo]

HI JAMIE

[cunning silo]

second bit is wrong

[swift iris]

Mornin

[wooden crater]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII REALLLLLLLLLLLLL

[dusty ibex]

it’s ok I believe in u

[timber dawn]

i want to plant parsnip on 25th spring can i still harvest it?

[dense lintel]

real and jamie woah

[cunning silo]

normal speedgro will save atleast 1 day always

[dusty ibex]

here u go

[swift iris]

Charcoal kinda sucks to draw with

[spring lance]

o wow,,, thank u

[dusty ibex]

@serene walrus ok found u someone to fight

[weak birch]

6

[dusty ibex]

WHERE CAT

[queen merlin]

[swift iris]

This is due at the end of class. We had two class periods to draw an “accurate still life” in charcoal

[swift iris]

😭

[wooden crater]

I think so if you used speed gro then

it'd be done by the 28th

[swift iris]

Anyways

[dusty ibex]

left handed ppl be like

[swift iris]

How is the farming going

[queen merlin]

[swift iris]

I’m right handed

[dusty ibex]

ok thank u for the cat

[dusty ibex]

yea im left handed and this stuff happens to us all the time 😭

[swift iris]

Ah yeah idk how I’m gonna finish this 💀 class ends in like 30 minutes

[dusty ibex]

good luck

[marble brook]

how is vil british, ginger, and left handed.. damn pick a struggle

[dense lintel]

no way

[dusty ibex]

yea IT STINKS

[dusty ibex]

hey all 3 of those could be a lie u never know

[queen merlin]

being british is a struggle?

[swift iris]

💀 it’s worth 50 points too… and the class isn’t weighted

[marble brook]

it’s all the truth

[wooden crater]

yes

[dense lintel]

Vil accepting he's ginger

[marble brook]

LMFAO

[dusty ibex]

AT LEAST IM NOT FRENCH FR

[serene walrus]

waht

[queen merlin]

[neat ocean]

does someone know how to fix it when you tried to load ur game and says no saved games found and when i looked through my phone’s file manager, the saved file of the game is still there but it’s not popping up in the game itself. does anybody know how to fix this? i’m on android btw

[queen merlin]

💀

[primal nexus]

goodmorning peachy goodmorning vil

[dusty ibex]

ok we found u another peachy for u to fight @spring lance say hi

good morning Nick thank u saying my name first

[marble brook]

#vanilla-tech-support maybe?

[primal nexus]

?

[spring lance]

hi,,

[dusty ibex]

I did give him a gun cuz he said he’s gonna lose

[left cedar]

hi

[dusty ibex]

but it should be a fair fight

[marble brook]

yo

[dusty ibex]

hi brent

[dense lintel]

Fight fight fight

[primal nexus]

[left cedar]

can anyone play like RIGHT NOW

[marble brook]

no

[primal nexus]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[marble brook]

i don’t play that game

[dense lintel]

@serene walrus for u

[spring lance]

why fight when we can join forces

[serene walrus]

hi u also a artist? v cool i dont wanna fight haha

[dusty ibex]

we got the @upper pasture @open matrix @south oracle fight and now we got the @serene walrus @spring lance fight

[spring lance]

yes! but its been a while since ive drawn

[swift iris]

I think there are some other soups as well

[marble brook]

this sounds like illegal street fighting

[dusty ibex]

unfortunately i beat up all the previous vils so there is nobody for me to fight

[dense lintel]

omg

[swift iris]

How am I gonna finish this 😭

[dense lintel]

soupy vs soup

[dusty ibex]

@sour thunder @swift iris FIGHT?

[swift iris]

Like a few things look decent

[spring lance]

this looks so good!!

[dusty ibex]

yooo that looks good

[spring lance]

i suck at realism

[marble brook]

i can’t even draw stick figures

[dusty ibex]

peach i be fr ur name scares me everytime I see u type

[swift iris]

Thanks! but it’s due in like 20 minutes 💀 charcoal is so messy, if this was graphite I’d be done by now

[spring lance]

which peach

[primal nexus]

theres 15 ppl who share my names 💀

[spring lance]

omg draw it QUICK

[dusty ibex]

cuz the peach emoji, one of the mods used to have it so that’s usually my signal of im gonna get in trouble WHEN I SEE THEM TYPING

[swift iris]

Cuz your name is nick

[spring lance]

OHH lol

[marble brook]

put you all in a ring and fight to the death

[serene walrus]

actually i joined in 2018-2019 iirc i just left alot lmao

[swift iris]

Also hello peachy

[dusty ibex]

ok but u weren’t even born in 2018 so how does that work

[serene walrus]

HII SOUP

[spring lance]

well i joined the server in like 2019-20 and everyone knew me as peach,, i go by basil but no one except joga and a few others know me as that 😿

[primal nexus]

i am the original nick
i remember when there wernt any other nicks

[spring lance]

omg we joined around the same time ish

[marble brook]

there is no other heaven here

[dusty ibex]

@coral sluice this joga?

[spring lance]

yes!!

[dusty ibex]

@shrewd forge

[spring lance]

thats why she has basil in her name LOL

[serene walrus]

lolol

[marble brook]

they aren’t real

[dusty ibex]

oh

[swift iris]

I joined the server in

[dusty ibex]

ok sorry heaven ur not real

[swift iris]

2021

[dusty ibex]

i joined the server during april fools

[spring lance]

i remember me and a bunch of ppl used to regularly play among us…

[serene walrus]

ofc cause ur a joke

[marble brook]

rejoined after ban

[spring lance]

nostalgic

[dense lintel]

vil u keep pinging the wrong people. I'm starting to think it's on purpose

[rich sorrel]

So true

[dusty ibex]

ok why would the mods ever ban me

[terse cloak]

aint vil always sleep

[dusty ibex]

they love me fr fr

[terse cloak]

what's the adventurer name?

[serene walrus]

vil is trying to erase his past

[dusty ibex]

hey i do nothing by purpose or accidnet

[marble brook]

let’s all compile a list

[cobalt hare]

should i upgrade my axe or pickaxe?

[primal nexus]

pick

[marble brook]

pick

[dense lintel]

pick

[dusty ibex]

pickaxe for sure

[cunning silo]

a

[primal nexus]

1. british
2. ginger
3. left handed
4. british ginger

[marble brook]

hi real

[serene walrus]

hi real are u real

[cunning silo]

soon i wont be

[dusty ibex]

ok but being lit handsome and extremely cool like that all have to be on there

[marble brook]

exactly!!

[mystic jasper]

Trashcan

[marble brook]

HUH HOW

[swift iris]

Noooo I just realized I didn’t put deodorant on today 💀

[primal nexus]

🍩 do that

[crude tapir]

DAMNNN VIL UR FUCKING LEFT HANDED??????????

[serene walrus]

stinky soup

[crude tapir]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dusty ibex]

yea are u?

[marble brook]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[swift iris]

[primal nexus]

whos left handed and why is vil fucking them

[dusty ibex]

BRU WHATS WRONG WITH BEING LEFT HANDED

[serene walrus]

my brother is left handed

[dusty ibex]

⏸️

[crude tapir]

nahhhhhh I WOULD NEVER TAKE A MAJOR L LIKE THAT

[rich sorrel]

Wait wait wait what's wrong with being left-handed

[swift iris]

Playing any string instrument is gonna be goofy ahhh for you

[dusty ibex]

BEING LEFT handed is SWAG

[dusty ibex]

left handed guitars exist

[cobalt hare]

Im ambidextrous 💀

[rich sorrel]

Rare vil W

[dusty ibex]

except i suck at instruments antway

[dense lintel]

it;s actually kinda cool dw though being ambidextrous is wayy cooler

[serene walrus]

being left handed just means ur part of the exclusive cool group

[swift iris]

I meant more like orchestral string instruments

[marble brook]

acceptable

[mystic jasper]

But guys it's the most useful upgrade. Look

[dusty ibex]

ok that’s a W

[crude tapir]

thas crazy

[dusty ibex]

ohh like the 🤓 stuff

[rich sorrel]

Nah I just learned to do stuff like that right-handed

[marble brook]

not the iridium trashcan

[swift iris]

I used to play cello, anyone who wasn’t right handed was just forced to play right handed anyways 💀

[dusty ibex]

[mystic jasper]

Free insta money

[dusty ibex]

u get to sit down while u play it’s kinda cool

[mystic jasper]

Who doesn't upgrade their pick last?

[swift iris]

Wel yeah, that’s why it’s goofy, you gotta learn how to do it with your non dominant hand

[rich sorrel]

Tbh it wasn't that hard but maybe that's just me

[spring lance]

wait is there no bot channel anymore?

[dusty ibex]

#governors-mansion

[spring lance]

oh yea!! i forgot

[rich sorrel]

I do a lot of stuff right-handed as well

[dusty ibex]

here u go grandpa

[swift iris]

Yeah heheh the cellos were our orchestra teachers favorites, plus we got to sit for the whole time

[spring lance]

😞

[serene walrus]

a loveable grandpa <3

[swift iris]

I’m not left handed so I wouldn’t know lol, I just assumed

[dusty ibex]

i played cello when I was like 5 and i was so bad LMAO i was just happy I could sit and i laughed at the violin players

[swift iris]

I played when I was in middle school

[teal vapor]

vil back at it

[dusty ibex]

hello kat

[teal vapor]

hi

[dusty ibex]

wait what am I back at it on

[primal nexus]

wrong channel

[serene walrus]

o_O

[mystic jasper]

Bruh

[teal vapor]

calling ppl in their early 20s old

[dusty ibex]

wrong channel

[teal vapor]

[dusty ibex]

what did I miss 💀

[mystic jasper]

Stuff

[serene walrus]

dont worry about it

[primal nexus]

me quoting ppl from my class

[dusty ibex]

if ur older than me ur a grandpa is my logic

[dense lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1099229898310168586/sibmog.gif

[timber dawn]

i want to plant parsnip on 25th spring can i still harvest it before spring ends?

[primal nexus]

no

[dusty ibex]

nope

[mystic jasper]

Could you try speed gro?

[swift iris]

Decent logic, I don’t see anything wrong with that

[teal vapor]

oh what the fuck tjis is new farmers

[rich sorrel]

Same grandpa 🙏

[timber dawn]

can i still harvest it with speed gro?

[dusty ibex]

ok wait but ur literally a beby IT DONT WORK FOR U

[swift iris]

Yeah, I was gonna talk in seasoned but like no one was talking there

[mystic jasper]

Three days with speed gro

[teal vapor]

[dusty ibex]

yes

[dense lintel]

whatever grandpa

[dusty ibex]

with speedgro u can

[primal nexus]

speedgrow my beloved

[teal vapor]

which kind of speedgro tho

[dusty ibex]

NEW FARMERS NEW SEASOJED FARMERv

[mystic jasper]

The normal one

[dusty ibex]

any

[swift iris]

Vil how old are you, I need to know if I can call you grandpa (you don’t actually have to say lol)

[timber dawn]

okay thankyou

[serene walrus]

im sooo bored

[serene walrus]

like 20 something

[dusty ibex]

im 20 turning 21 in a bit

[teal vapor]

isnt vil like

[swift iris]

We’re hijacking this place

[marble brook]

vil is literally 20

[teal vapor]

oh wtf older than i thought

[unique fiber]

infant

[mystic jasper]

Deluxe speed gro doesn't make any difference because diminishing returns

[swift iris]

Hah grandpa

[dusty ibex]

ok GRANDMA

[primal nexus]

fossil

[mystic jasper]

How so

[primal nexus]

old man

[unique fiber]

I’M 23 COME ON

[primal nexus]

become unbored 👍

[dusty ibex]

how am I getting called an infant and a fossil

[serene walrus]

thanks nick

[mystic jasper]

Could do a carving knife run

[primal nexus]

youre welcome

[small bison]

infant fossils

[crude tapir]

prehistoric

[dusty ibex]

if u were born in another millennia u are a grandma fr

[teal vapor]

welcome to the club (vil calling us old)

[serene walrus]

just am i wanna go home fr

[rich sorrel]

Hi panda

[dusty ibex]

(oops i accidentally pinged)

[mystic jasper]

Damn oof

[teal vapor]

w8 important lani 1999 or 2000

[crude tapir]

c c c c c c chrisssss hruuu dude

[grave inlet]

I'm 25 💀

[small bison]

imagine being old (i am just a bebey /hj)

[serene walrus]

haha oldie /j

[dusty ibex]

ok

[mystic jasper]

Infants but fossilized

[unique fiber]

the goat year (1999)

[dusty ibex]

[swift iris]

You are not held down by the constraints of time. You are timeless. That or everyone but you is a time traveler and can visit different parts of your life

[teal vapor]

damn lol

[unique fiber]

last of the elite 💯

[rich sorrel]

Procrastinating 🙏 hbu?

[dense lintel]

hi pan

[teal vapor]

mbn i was born in 2000

[crude tapir]

ongg samee i have sm stuff do to but i do silly things instead

[dusty ibex]

😭 they should have kept all the 1900s ppl IN THEIR OWN MILLENIA FR

[swift iris]

I felt this on a molecular level

[serene walrus]

aeiou

[unique fiber]

ok when u say it like that…….

[dense lintel]

you rn

[small bison]

vil is this cat (a beby)

[dusty ibex]

ok thank u i will visit the time before panda was alive bc I imagine that’s when the world was at its most peaceful

[mystic jasper]

Very hairy and small

[swift iris]

I’m literally sitting in art wasting the last time I have to finish this art talking to people I don’t know irl on the Stardew discord 💀

[rich sorrel]

No that cat is not ginger

[teal vapor]

tho actually my parents were trying to have a kid for 4 years before i was born. sometimes i wonder if i would still be as fucked up if i was born in 1996

[rich sorrel]

Vil is

[teal vapor]

[mystic jasper]

Is that a printer at the back?

[small bison]

get pregnant man reacted /hj

[swift iris]

Maybe

[dusty ibex]

there’s probably one actual ginger lurker in chat right now DESPAIRING

[rich sorrel]

That's vil

[swift iris]

If Vil is an infant I’m nonexistent

[rich sorrel]

It's you 💀

[dusty ibex]

cuz y’all keep slandering gingers 😭 TO SOMEONE WHO ISNT GINGER

[teal vapor]

imagine being ginger and british pick a struggle vil

[small bison]

my brother reading my messages over my shoulder

[dusty ibex]

LMAO

[dusty ibex]

my struggle is that im too lit and cool for my own good

[small bison]

british gingers r very common kat

[mystic jasper]

One of my friends is British and not ginger

[teal vapor]

are they actually most brits ive known arent even white LMAO

biased perception

[small bison]

i have 2 brothers who r ginger and we're all unfortunately britisg

[dense lintel]

either I'm stupid or you really need to use punctuation

[dusty ibex]

i think like 80% of ppl in the uk are white

[dense lintel]

cause I had to read it 3 times before I got it

[teal vapor]

lmaooo

[serene walrus]

hi again

[mystic jasper]

Hi again

[swift iris]

Maaaaan. 💀 not having deodorant sucks. We ain’t even through first period, all I’ve done is sit here and move my hands, and yet I already smell bad 🥲

[dusty ibex]

but of course in the cites its different, its like 50/50 in london

[dense lintel]

hello peachy

[small bison]

if i was anymorr white i'd be transparent

[teal vapor]

sorry i will try to use more punctuation, just for you pika.

[dusty ibex]

😭 carry some in ur school bag maybe ask ur friend to borrow theirs

[dense lintel]

thanks

[serene walrus]

just say everyome else smell bad ur the only flower in the school

[small bison]

FLOWERS CAN BE STINKY TOO

[plain mountain]

This chat has gone wild!

[dusty ibex]

!!!!!

[swift iris]

Bold of you to assume I have friends 😭 (I have like 3 friends at school and only one of em I see today… the last period of the day)

[serene walrus]

OK A GOOD sMELLING ONE THEN

[mystic jasper]

Either the good or bad stinky depending on species

[dusty ibex]

tbh i blame peachy for making the chat go wild

[marble brook]

stardew valley isn’t real

[dense lintel]

welcome to the chat Redhot

[mystic jasper]

Well sdv could be real

[dusty ibex]

oh oooof ok I hope they are good friends

[plain mountain]

Peachy!

[swift iris]

Good idea, blame it on everyone near me

[marble brook]

could be. but it isn’t

[plain mountain]

How you doing today, Pika?

[mystic jasper]

I'm seeing a lot of American fish species though

[small bison]

a rafflesia

[serene walrus]

i wasnt even here i only just came back

[dense lintel]

I would like to imagine that I am pelting eggs at mayor lewis in some alternate dimension

[dusty ibex]

[mystic jasper]

You've ever heard of the callery pear tree before?

[dense lintel]

tired, wby

[teal vapor]

its always vils fault

[swift iris]

Also I only have two sticks of deodorant, one I keep in my bathroom and the other in my sock drawer 😭 I don’t bring any with me cuz I’m not into sports or anything like that which would be getting me sweaty midday

[plain mountain]

Same

[teal vapor]

Protip always have deodorant on you everywhere u go

[marble brook]

waiting for a mod to put us back on topic

[teal vapor]

u never know.

[tropic fox]

170k+ in a day thanks to 72 starfruit wine

[small bison]

the pyrus calleryana?

[dusty ibex]

when the new mods come in

[mystic jasper]

Yes

[dense lintel]

yeah starfruit is cool like that unlike you

[dusty ibex]

yea I never really did too much sports I just carried it + a roll of tissue cuz u never know

[swift iris]

Smart, I’m gonna start doing that

[small bison]

yeah very stinky, better to be veiwed online

[dusty ibex]

also ASK A GIRL MAYBE CUZ THEY ALWAUS HAVE LIKE A WHOLE ARSENAL OF STUFF IN THERE

[dusty ibex]

anytime my hands were dry boom just find a girl n ask for their moisturiser or smth

[mystic jasper]

It is infact the stinkiest

[small bison]

you

[teal vapor]

is that fucking pokespe

[swift iris]

Discord doesn’t work on my school wifi, with or without a vpn for some reason, so I’ve been using data to talk to yall for like the past 20 minutes

[dense lintel]

wth is pokespe

[teal vapor]

the pokemon manga

[small bison]

yeah

[dense lintel]

oh

[teal vapor]

lmaoooo

[dusty ibex]

don’t run out of data !!!!

[cobalt hare]

its ok discord doesnt use much daeytah

[teal vapor]

imagine not having unlimited data

[dusty ibex]

daeytah

[dusty ibex]

dammmmm we got MONEYBAGS OVER HERE

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-scrooge-mcduck-money-rich-gif-14161225

[teal vapor]

oh wait this soup person is like a kid

[cobalt hare]

yeah hes 9 year old

[teal vapor]

IT WAS A GOOD FAMILY DEAL MY FAMILY AINT RICH

[swift iris]

That’s true. I’ve got a female friend that Ik for a fact carries deodorant and a bunch of other stuff on her, but I only see her on my other day schedule

[dusty ibex]

dam just find her on ur school break or inbetween lessons

[swift iris]

And I don’t think I’m bold enough to ask her to use any of it

[dusty ibex]

oh ok

[swift iris]

I’m just gonna have to accept the fact that soup gonna be stinky today

[teal vapor]

at least like go to the restroom to wash urself maybe lmao

[cobalt hare]

males are boring in my country like why cant they be like you guys 😭

[small bison]

bathe in tge sink

[dusty ibex]

there probably is some non boring ones 😭

[dusty ibex]

[swift iris]

Taking a shower in the bathroom stalls fr fr

[cobalt hare]

there is some but im too lazy to find

[dusty ibex]

boys toilets are disgusting things NEVER WORTH IT

i would literally go home instead of using the toilets in school

[teal vapor]

oh i didnt consider that

[crude tapir]

theres always some shit happening in the boys toilet fr