stardew-valley

[languid flower]

i mean im on early year 4 but i only have 960k earnings so

OMG I DIDNT KNOW WE COULD SEE ||ALEX'S DOG||

I JUST DID IT ITS SO CUTEE

i completed the ||trash bear quest|| at the cindersap forestt

[undone wedge]

are you able to use the slingshot properly

[frank shuttle]

welcome!!

[cobalt hare]

Thank you

[calm sandal]

at least u have 1.5 mobile now

[cobalt hare]

Uh, may I ask what happens after this? Aside from seeing ||alex's dog||?

I'm currently finishing his tasks

[calm sandal]

i could still hear the anguish of mobile players who waiting for 1.5 updates that had been stalled for almost 2 years.

alex dog only available in 2 events i think, unless u do stardew valley extended mod, u wont be interacting with it

theres no apparent reward if u complete it request other than cleaner places

if u like active places, try go on top 5 discord server s like terraria

[viscid cape]

nah

i wish i could

[calm sandal]

its a riot

[viscid cape]

but i cant use slingshot on mobile

ඞ

[viscid cape]

what does it do

i skipped the cutscene

awesomee

[grave inlet]

yaaaaay

[viscid cape]

i wanna farm some wood

and som stone

and get big barn

for

🐷

are sheeps worth getting? heard pigs better

i got bunnies

[grave inlet]

i love sheep

[viscid cape]

4 chicken 2 duck 1 dino 1 void chickn and 2 bunnies

(i think)

[grave inlet]

gotta love a good void chicken

[calm sandal]

sadly, sheep actually the worst ranch animal in stardew valley.

[grave inlet]

why's that?

[calm sandal]

but if u want a cute sheeps, its fine.

[cobalt hare]

Hold up there's dinosaurs?

[calm sandal]

rabbit took their role as wool producer

[calm sandal]

yes

rabbit can produce rabbit foot too, which is an universal loved item by ppl other than penny

thus sheep got its limelight taken by bnuuy

[distant sphinx]

[grave inlet]

wait I thought the dino thing was a joke

it's real???

[calm sandal]

yes it reel.

[brisk dove]

Nice pfp

[cobalt hare]

The drop rate is soo...

[calm sandal]

if u have a coop full of bnuuy, i think u re fine on any birthdays

except penny's

[frank shuttle]

wrong one

sorry for ping slime..

[calm sandal]

dont kill reisen wtf

poor bnuuy

[upper dust]

Damn I hate when that happens

💀

[cobalt hare]

Sometimes, you can't see them when they're in the grass

[tranquil ferry]

yeah it sucks just fence em off

[clear idol]

Don't worry about it. Leave the gate open and the chicken door to the coop open and they will return at nightfall

[tranquil ferry]

no it's the pain of not being able to pet them

[calm sandal]

or just dont let ur animals out forever

except pig.

[viscid cape]

theyte very nice im wondering if i should produce more but im producing only one so i can gift unlimited void mayo to krobusi

[viscid cape]

ASS SLIME

[calm sandal]

le suop

[viscid cape]

LMAOO

[tranquil ferry]

what is an "ass slime"

[calm sandal]

void mayo is less than gold rank mayo btw

[viscid cape]

slime with booty

youre welcome

[tranquil ferry]

damn

[calm sandal]

a literal slime with ass

[viscid cape]

yeah but i use it for krobus anyways

[tranquil ferry]

void mayo can't be gold right

[calm sandal]

fair

yuph, cant

[viscid cape]

idk why im keeping this dino

[calm sandal]

for aesthetic i think.

or collection

[viscid cape]

its (kinda) cute

and i like having many types of animals tbh

[calm sandal]

i d get every animals including sheep for collection

[viscid cape]

idk if i should get sheep because i have rabbits and they produce wo

wool

ill get some sheep and some piggos

[calm sandal]

up to you, but they re indeed kinda useless

[viscid cape]

2-2 or 1-3

[viscid cape]

yES lmaoo

nah im getting 🐖 s

[velvet birch]

May I ask if anyone here is British？can I add you?

[tranquil ferry]

do you mean live in britian

[viscid cape]

im not british but my school forces me to learn British english (i dont bc till highschool i learnt American lmao)

[velvet birch]

Yes

[calm sandal]

i aint british sorry.

[silver stirrup]

guys guys guys,is ancient fruit wine or starfruit wine better

[viscid cape]

🇹🇷💪🏽

[velvet birch]

I wanna learn the British accent

[viscid cape]

i cant do british accent im very used to american accent

[velvet birch]

Me too

[calm sandal]

depends, if u have enough kegs, ancient fruit wins

[tranquil ferry]

same

[calm sandal]

if not, starfruit

[tranquil ferry]

ya

[calm sandal]

IF u have MORE kegs, hops

[tranquil ferry]

american accent kinda rules

[viscid cape]

idk why but after meeting ||sandy|| i just immediately bought ||cactus|| without thinking

[silver stirrup]

i learnt british english becuz colonization

[viscid cape]

😭

[calm sandal]

our english here is technically, singlish.

aka singaporean english

[viscid cape]

omg i should visit hat mouse cause my horse gotta be fancy

[silver stirrup]

a certified british empire moment fr fr

[viscid cape]

and ima take sum cheese with me to the mines

[tranquil ferry]

*the loser english

i hate how i talk like that

[silver stirrup]

wait ur singaporean

??

[tranquil ferry]

yes

[viscid cape]

the stardew character gotta be rlly strong bc we can eat a fish we wished out of lava...

[tranquil ferry]

we probably let it cool in air

before we ate it yeah

[velvet birch]

So you speak British English!!!

[silver stirrup]

BRO U GOTTA TELL ME,HOW DO U SURVIVE THE FICKIN HEAT

[silver stirrup]

ye

[tranquil ferry]

u adapt to it

[velvet birch]

Can I add you

[worldly pasture]

We can carry 999 gold bars

[tranquil ferry]

i'm sure there's hotter countries

[silver stirrup]

yea sure why not

[velvet birch]

[tranquil ferry]

why do you want to learn "british english" so bad anyway onion

[silver stirrup]

there are but still that humidity is something else

[weak birch]

Corn

[viscid cape]

i live in west side of turkey and its still so hot in summers... cant imagine the east sode

[tranquil ferry]

it is

i sweat alot

even in my room

[viscid cape]

Gold is actually very heavy omg

[tranquil ferry]

but it rain's sometimes so its aight

[velvet birch]

Cuz my school force me to learn it

[viscid cape]

a handful of gold is SO heavy

our character is a pro

[tranquil ferry]

💀

[velvet birch]

But I do like to learn it

[viscid cape]

https://tenor.com/view/i-beg-your-pardon-herbert-pocket-pip-pirrip-south-park-s4e5-gif-22009245

[silver stirrup]

yea my school is organising a trip to singapore but they still dont know i just visited it 2 weeks ago hehehehe

[viscid cape]

i love british english (sometimes)

[tranquil ferry]

its nice to visit but ASS to live in

[viscid cape]

i never been abroad ...🧍‍♀️idk if ill ever be too

[tranquil ferry]

you will get the chance eventually

[viscid cape]

i hope

[silver stirrup]

my friend has never seen a plane so don worry bout it

[viscid cape]

i never took a plane too

[tranquil ferry]

inflation be going crazy bro

i struggle to eat for <10$ now

[viscid cape]

i visit the cities in my country by car or bus lmao

[tranquil ferry]

where u live in

[viscid cape]

in turkey, the bkq menu i eat is roughly 4 dollars and its very filling

[viscid cape]

🇹🇷

[tranquil ferry]

ooo

[silver stirrup]

na hes just from a lower middle class family meanwhile i kinda consider myself upper

[tranquil ferry]

im upper to

but i like to cnserve money whenever possible

[viscid cape]

inflation here is also crazy but we somehow manage to live a great life

[tranquil ferry]

yeah same

[silver stirrup]

fr

[tranquil ferry]

i try my best not to spend money unnessecarily

[silver stirrup]

us bro us

[viscid cape]

me too me too, i don't eat in school canteen and bring food so i keep my weekly money

[tranquil ferry]

y'know right now i have 3 phones

idk why but my mom bought me 3 even though i didn't need

part of some plan or something and im still on my 2nd phone

[silver stirrup]

bro what the ficken

[tranquil ferry]

my oldest phone is still usable though

[viscid cape]

all i have is about 300 dollars which is actually pretty much in my country

[tranquil ferry]

just no storage so i upgraded

it's an iphone x which i used for 5 years

[silver stirrup]

dude thats straight up rich,not upper middle class

[viscid cape]

iphone x has been out for 5 years?!

[tranquil ferry]

then im on my samsung s20+ rn which my mom got me in like 2020

then this year my mom got me an iphone 14 but im still using the s20+

[silver stirrup]

bro

[viscid cape]

nah man ur rich

[tranquil ferry]

i even told her to not get the iphone 14

[silver stirrup]

bro bro bro bro thats rich

[tranquil ferry]

but she did which kinda sucks

[viscid cape]

having more than one device is considered rich imo

[tranquil ferry]

no it's part of a phone plan

[calm sandal]

bruh, anyone followed technology trend is rich

[viscid cape]

my phone survived ww4

[tranquil ferry]

nah i just conserved my phones

[silver stirrup]

tf is ww4

[tranquil ferry]

i would have 1 left rn if i threw away my s20+

[viscid cape]

yeah , i use a chinese phone lmao.

[tranquil ferry]

cause rn my s20+ has the green line bug

[viscid cape]

world war 4.

[tranquil ferry]

super annoying im tempted to throw it away

[calm sandal]

me 2, redmi note X

[tranquil ferry]

but i forced myself to live with it

people told me xiaomi was really good

[viscid cape]

xiaomi note 10 LMAO

[calm sandal]

i bought it recently cuz my old phone is about to explode

[mystic jasper]

Had a xiaomi that lasted for almost 7 years

[calm sandal]

literally, the battery is bulgin'

[silver stirrup]

me with aredmi note 8 pro

[viscid cape]

mine is 2 years old and still works good, my original charger is dying and thats the bad thing because it charges my phone so fast

[mystic jasper]

Well mine died

[tranquil ferry]

s20+ sucks

[viscid cape]

my phone gets fully charged in like 1 hour and lasts like +5-6 hours

why we talk about phones lmao got so offtopic

[tranquil ferry]

i read onlinbe and apparently it's prone to getting the green line

literal ass

OH YA THE WARRANTY EXPIRED LOL

[silver stirrup]

lol

[calm sandal]

btw aside any android trends, im sure apple user is more rich

[tranquil ferry]

so i can't do shit what an amazing phone

[calm sandal]

richer.

[viscid cape]

my xiaomi is weird, it makes an anime girl noise when i plug it in it goes like "ta ta ta~" i didnt do it wtf

[tranquil ferry]

i have both android and apple

[tranquil ferry]

LMAOOOOOOO

[viscid cape]

imo android better ios mad overrated

[tranquil ferry]

nah im switching back to apple

samsung is ass

[viscid cape]

ios complicated to use ... YOU DONT HAVE A BUTTON TO GO BACK

also android customs >>>>

[tranquil ferry]

not like samsung does either

[silver stirrup]

whos talking about samsung lmao

[tranquil ferry]

s20+ copies the iphone x while being jankier

[viscid cape]

my screen moves and my buttons are pochacco shaped too.. 🧍‍♀️

its a cute theme

[tranquil ferry]

im just never using samsung again bro

lost me with this s20+

i used my iphone x for 5 years and this shit didn't even survive 3 months before bugging out

[viscid cape]

me too, its complicated for me. i used android whole time

[tranquil ferry]

it's more reliable but i don't like how i gotta jailbreak it to download more questionable things

[silver stirrup]

omg thats so fricking cute

[tranquil ferry]

ios isn't super complicated

[viscid cape]

yess u can change too, anf theres bubbles moving

[tranquil ferry]

my jump from ios to android was very difficult too

but eventually i got used to it

[viscid cape]

lets get back on topic guys

[tranquil ferry]

ok

[silver stirrup]

yes so anyways whats the best crop for fall

[tranquil ferry]

cran

or pumpkins

[silver stirrup]

hmm ok ok

[tranquil ferry]

oh cool cool

[viscid cape]

idk why but it really bothers me when i have more stone than wood.

[tranquil ferry]

nice

[silver stirrup]

guys btw u should follow a yt named sudomelon

[tranquil ferry]

if you rush mines like me yeah you will always got more stone than wood

wood is always in short supply

well for wood you have to go out of your way to get it so no surprise really

[dusty ibex]

I agree with u and i be only using iOS I think it’s pretty overpriced and restrictive

[languid flower]

tysmmm

[languid flower]

the trashes under the sewer gate at the cindersap forest is cleaned and replaced by trees

[languid flower]

the trashes under the sewer gate at the cindersap forest is cleaned and replaced by trees and alex's dog is now there.

[wooden crater]

There’s trash in the beach?

[viscid cape]

omg i never noticed the dog i should check it out

[tranquil ferry]

no

[languid flower]

omg i dont know lemme check rq

[tranquil ferry]

it's cindersap forest ocean

[wooden crater]

Well, Pam’s lawn is cleaned

[tranquil ferry]

the land near the ocean in cindersap

[languid flower]

i mean it wasnt in the cutscene

[tranquil ferry]

goodnight

[spiral mountain]

What's the point of cabins?

[tranquil ferry]

for your coop friends

[wintry snow]

I use mine for sheds that ain't sheds

[languid flower]

yep i checked and nothing is changed at the beach

good nighttt

[tranquil ferry]

aren't cabins smaller though

[mystic jasper]

Nah it's a way to get another rusty sword

[viscid cape]

THE SLIME DROPPED A WHOLE IRIDIUM BAR

[tranquil ferry]

nice

i'm going to get off as well, goodnight everyone

[silver stirrup]

good night

[mystic jasper]

Good night

[viscid cape]

heres a trick i learned, for mobile players or anyone

if ur dying, immediately open ur inventory, out the food in the slot u were using and close and spam for ur life

[calm sandal]

ppl should have food at main slot when diving to mine.

[viscid cape]

guys does something happen when my animal says " Been wondering where did you go" or smt like that

[viscid cape]

that doesnt work when you panic and can't click (speaking from experience)

[calm sandal]

the more experience, the less panicky u will be, dw

just keep living on the edge

[tender yacht]

i put food right next to main weapon i use

[timber matrix]

nope

[languid flower]

yep i have that too when i go to the desert

[dusty ibex]

sheds cost 15k but cabins are like free

[uncut island]

cabins cost 100

i think

[calm sandal]

which probably wont hurt your total income unless u re at first week playing.

i d put cabin around corner where path to other maps is, in case u need to run back from mine pass 1AM

also, bed beside door is convenient, dont question my design choice

[fringe wagon]

Cabins are smaller but they can't be upgraded to for more space unless you're in Multiplayer

Building multiple cabins may sound like a good idea, but you're wasting a lot of farm space for much little reward

[viscid cape]

ya my hoars 🐴 says that

[fringe wagon]

It's just a tiny feature when you go the ||Desert|| and go back with your horse at the bus stop

[viscid cape]

tbh i care about effiency more than aesthetics

[fringe wagon]

It doesn't mean anything but to give a little chuckle ig

[viscid cape]

as a mobile player its almost imposibble to decorate ur house anyways

[cobalt hare]

If your a new farmer and needs a hand with absolutely anything that you can’t find just dm me I’m happy to help

[viscid cape]

||whats the easiest thing i can find that sandy likes||

also

|| who is the guy that is in sandy's shop, what does he do?||

[fringe wagon]

Season flowers

Dandelion, Sweet Pea, and Crocus

She loves all of them

[cobalt hare]

Slight spoilers warning

||he’s the casino bouncer if you want to get in you start a quest by going to the bus stop and keep going left in to the tunnle and place a battery pack in thr metal box to start the quest||

[viscid cape]

cool

[stone juniper]

Man, there’s gotta be an easy way to get the complete breakfast recipe

[viscid cape]

im open to spoilers because i skip some cutscenes anyways

[cobalt hare]

Queen of sauce spring re run I belive

[cobalt hare]

Watch TV

[fringe wagon]

Watch the TV on Wednesdays
The reruns will prioritize recipes you haven't learned or missed

[viscid cape]

thankss

[stone juniper]

Wednesdays got it

[latent oriole]

hi

[cobalt hare]

Hello

[haughty arch]

Helloo!

[cobalt hare]

hello!

Does anyone need a hand I’m pretty bored and would love to help some people out

[cobalt hare]

With stardew tips and help

[latent oriole]

farm momenr

[cobalt hare]

Aww

[cobalt hare]

Aww

[haughty arch]

Does anyone wanna play sdv with me tonight?

[distant sphinx]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[haughty arch]

Thanks

[cobalt hare]

You know what's annoying?

[distant sphinx]

Me

[calm sandal]

Me

[warm fiber]

i dont get why i keep getting mako roll recipe from the reruns

[uncut island]

True

[cobalt hare]

I didn't mean you guys

[dreamy monolith]

You probably have all the recipes you can currently get

You need to wait more to unlock more

[fallow gyro]

the fact i bought treasure bobber, got no treasure, then get 3 in a row after it breaks

[warm fiber]

it left a legacy for you

[cobalt hare]

I imagine that would be annoying, but it's not what i meant

[urban iron]

good morning farmers

[cobalt hare]

good morning

[arctic geyser]

gm

[distant sphinx]

Gm

[arctic geyser]

zamn its been a while since i last joined this server + played the game

[cobalt hare]

well, welcome back!!

[azure forge]

i see spoiler so much lmao

oh not now

srry

nevermind

IM OUT

[exotic crow]

Do you need to do anything to make an ancient seed grow?

Or just plant it like normal

[hollow escarp]

Plant like normal

Just keep in mind that it will take an entire season to grow

So maybe don’t plant it in fall

[cobalt hare]

It also dies in winter like any other plant

[noble tendon]

What are the most profitable animals to fill a coop/barn with?

[cobalt hare]

pigs

[cobalt hare]

goats

rabbits

[serene walrus]

actually for coop its chicken

[noble tendon]

Oh Normal chicken?

[calm sandal]

income from goats is lesser than normal cow

[serene walrus]

yes

[cobalt hare]

Hi Peachy

[serene walrus]

hi charren

[calm sandal]

normal cow and normal chicken is generally an optimal choice, pig aside.

[cobalt hare]

sorry for spreading misinformation

[fallow gyro]

getting married 🤞

[cobalt hare]

Congrats! to who?

[fallow gyro]

no vows 😟

[fallow gyro]

Shane 😍

[calm sandal]

well theres many trappy goods that u see expensive but actually have worse profit/day

for example, iridium rank wine looks expensive but they took too long

[shell crane]

Shane 😍 my alcoholic sweetheart

[calm sandal]

the longer the wine processed, the lesser the value is, per daily profit.

[noble tendon]

Okay thanks! I have two barns and coops so I'll fill one with dinos and goats and the other with normal cows and chickens

[cobalt hare]

I don't usually think about that

[fallow gyro]

what the fuck has shane done to my house 😭 looks like a dump

[serene walrus]

lol

[shell crane]

I stg that’s the only reason I didn’t marry him

[cobalt hare]

lol

[dreamy monolith]

I do it anyway because it's free money just takes a while

[shell crane]

There’s a lot of mods though that make his room look better

[calm sandal]

shane still alcoholing despite reform, also he cant do simple housekeeping.

[dreamy monolith]

That's his spouse room

[cobalt hare]

It's what Shane does

[fallow gyro]

is that a pizza box??

[calm sandal]

shane drank beer, throw it on carpet, stained the carpet, shane doesnt remove his shoe, the dirt patch on floor. and yes, pizza box

[native solar]

Glad to see chat being on topic

[serene walrus]

hii vert

[calm sandal]

hi pert

[native solar]

Hello Peachy how art thou doing?

[serene walrus]

💀 NO I THOUGHT U WERE DONE WITH THAT

im fine tho

[native solar]

Glad to hear it

[serene walrus]

hru

[native solar]

AssSlime, the man with the best pfp in this whole server haha

[cobalt hare]

Hi Vert!!

[native solar]

I'm doing amazingly well, I just advirtised my visual novel and it seems to be going great! I thank thee for asking I really quite appreciate it

[shell crane]

Ooo what’s it about!!

[serene walrus]

[dense lintel]

hello vert

[native solar]

Salutations Charren! How art thou doing?

[fossil parrot]

What is | Mini-Mod, Sire Vert?

[tender mason]

GUYS

[native solar]

I micromanage things like a mod

[cobalt hare]

Great! How art my special friend doing?

[tender mason]

I JUST TALKRED TO ELIOTT (MARRIED) TODAY AND GOT A STARDROP OUT OF NOWHERE

[fallow gyro]

nice

[shell crane]

PALAK PANEER WHAT that’s literally the best name

[native solar]

Doing amazingly well! I have just gotten quite a lot of support for my game!

[fallow gyro]

so theres a new building behind my house i think its shanes chicken coop?

[distant vine]

What would you guys recommend to do in my first winter of stardew valley? I’m on day 3 and I have just been fishing and chopping wood. I completed the mines and got the skull key

[native solar]

Thou gets those everytime thou reaches a certain milestone

[fallow gyro]

but the door is blocked by my apricot tree. is that a problem or doesnt it matter?

[tender mason]

Fellow human of culture 🤝

[native solar]

Fishing and or get to know the NPCs

[distant vine]

Ok

[serene walrus]

reorganize your farm

[native solar]

It may block the chicken

[serene walrus]

it doesnt matter its just the spouse area

[calm sandal]

chimkin wont go out if the path is blocked.

[tender mason]

Does that mean we got more milestones and get stardrop everytime

[native solar]

Well it's a dating simulator set in an alternative universe of ours, wherest asia is under an authoritarian government and you just suddenly got in between the war between the rebels and the regime, and on both sides there are girls you can date. Anyways That's all I can say, we have to stay on topic on this channep

[calm sandal]

other animals like pigs too, so u might missed some truffle because they dont have place to spawn when pig digs

[cobalt hare]

no

[native solar]

No just most specific ones

[serene walrus]

interesting

[cobalt hare]

cool

[native solar]

Thanks! It's a lot more deep than that but laziness and also must keep channel from going off topic

[fossil parrot]

My eyes doth perceive the sight before me. Yea, I doth see with great clarity and certainty, as if the very essence of the matter were imbued in the depths of mine soul. Such is the sight that hath been revealed unto me for mine eyes have witnessed that which is true and undeniable.

I understand, thanks.

[native solar]

[native solar]

Did thou spendeth his whole time typing that

I love it!

[fossil parrot]

Maybeth

[native solar]

It was worth it

Most spectacular of a read

I ponder at times if I could maketh this whole channel speaketh this way

[hollow escarp]

Today tis’ the time that thyself tried to talk through Ts, through theatrical then thoughtful typings.

‘Twas truly thankless to thread this text together, though thou’s trials turned triumphant today.

[native solar]

Does and have

Very straight forward haha

[cobalt hare]

wow

[native solar]

This is why I love thee

[hollow escarp]

Thanks

[native solar]

[tame locust]

sup guys im on the school chromebook rn

[native solar]

Good day to thee, Divine

👏👏👏

[tame locust]

👋

ok bye

[hollow escarp]

Wdym?

[cobalt hare]

[cobalt hare]

bye

[native solar]

I believeth he means about these

[hollow escarp]

I am on mobile

[fallow gyro]

would be cool if people gave u wedding gifts

[native solar]

I believe he means the game

[native solar]

That is why mods exist

[hollow escarp]

Oh lol

What for? Has actual friends she plays STV with?

[shell crane]

It would be so cool if Clint says stuff to you if you marry Emily

[fossil parrot]

Mods - the unofficial updates that gamers want.

[native solar]

He doth, though I believe it's a spoiler

[plain mountain]

Good morning chat!

[cobalt hare]

Good morning!!

[fossil parrot]

Hi, morning.

[shell crane]

oh maybe I’ve just never noticed

[cobalt hare]

Are you a dictionary?

[knotty sorrel]

Good morning y’all!

[grave inlet]

wait really

[valid sleet]

you cant say that here

[native solar]

Indeed it re-engages me quite a bit whenever I play the game! New visuals and quality of life improvements, and expansions, ah it's the dream! And I get to marry Caroline so I'm not complaining

[valid sleet]

check pins

[hollow escarp]

No lol

[cobalt hare]

Good morning

[valid sleet]

regardless of if its true or not

[hollow escarp]

What kind of rule could possibly ban that?

[fossil parrot]

Not yet

[grave inlet]

Damn 😂

[valid sleet]

10 hearts or higher

[plain mountain]

Good morning!

[cobalt hare]

close?

[valid sleet]

if that were really a voice line it would be up there since its marriage

[hollow escarp]

…I was making a joke, and giving a hypothetical scenario about what should happen

[valid sleet]

ik but people actually believed you

[hollow escarp]

It isn’t an actual thing

[native solar]

Good day to thee, haha thine username remindeth me of an old friend

[grave inlet]

It was a funny joke to be fair

[fossil parrot]

Not really, like 45% of the way there.

[cinder swallow]

Good morning USA

[hollow escarp]

Too bad for them. They weren’t spoiled and I said “he should”, not “he does”:
“He should go on a rant about how a “normie” like you doesn’t deserve to be with a Haley or Emily”

[cobalt hare]

good morning

[knotty sorrel]

[plain mountain]

Good morning

[severe verge]

Just started playing and I broke some weeds and I got something called the living hat is it rare?

[serene walrus]

YES

[native solar]

Indeed most rare

[plain mountain]

I want that hat

[cinder swallow]

Iwe got a felling its gona be a wonderfull dayyyy

[plain mountain]

Any hat, really

[hollow escarp]

Besides there aren’t any rules against fake spoilers! I can tell people that Grandpa is secretly George without being banned or anything.

[severe verge]

Oh

[plain mountain]

Yes!!!!! I’m down with that!

[native solar]

Indeed! Though It would be a bit nicer if we didn't do such haha

[cinder swallow]

yesssssir

[native solar]

Don't want to make people believe that Evelyn is the final boss of the game XD

[fossil parrot]

It all makes sense now.

[cinder swallow]

@cinder swallowi mentioning myself

[teal vapor]

but she is...

[shell crane]

You gotta bake her so many cookies perfectly or she pulverizes you

[native solar]

Shh that's a spoiler

[serene walrus]

u have to bake cookies for her and if its bad she chucks you like a hocky puck

[cobalt hare]

no spoilers!

[native solar]

She's the monster queen hiding in a skin suit

[serene walrus]

lmfao

[cobalt hare]

and i wonder why i've never liked evelyn

[cinder swallow]

yo admins

[native solar]

Evelyn is a sweetheart

[cobalt hare]

she really is

[fallow gyro]

apparently theres a mod that lets you marry her, she ||shoots her husband in the head and makes you dump his body|| 😭

[teal vapor]

WHAT

😭

[serene walrus]

AYO WAHT

[native solar]

Oh Yandere Evelyn?

[shell crane]

HUH

[grave inlet]

oop

[fossil parrot]

UH

[cobalt hare]

that's terrible

[valid sleet]

relatable

[plain mountain]

Why did I click in that!!!!!

[shell crane]

But I guess that’s fitting becahse there’s uh a mod that lets you marry jas too

[fallow gyro]

[valid sleet]

what the fuck

[native solar]

Excuse me

[valid sleet]

yes?

[native solar]

I love thine shoes

[valid sleet]

ty <3

[plain mountain]

How doth thy day go so far @native solar ?

[native solar]

Twas a swell day, My game has gotten most amazing of support from people!

How about thineself?

[fallow gyro]

shane microwaved me an omelet 🙈

true love

[native solar]

Sell it

[plain mountain]

My day is good thus far. I’m doing laundry today.

[native solar]

Why did thou use the See no evil emoji

[native solar]

Ah I see, thou hast remindeth me of my laundry as well it seems Haha

I'll be doing them tomorrow or after tomorrow

[fallow gyro]

its used in a surprised shy way too

🙈🙈

[valid sleet]

💀

[teal vapor]

i did my laundry last night

wooo to being responsible or smth

[plain mountain]

Gotta get thy clothes clean. Laundry is better than vacuuming and mopping floors.

[native solar]

Imagine doing thine laundry, I'm not a laundrysexual

[plain mountain]

Nice!

[cobalt hare]

yes

[native solar]

I handwash mine so I usually don't look too forward to it

[teal vapor]

bruh 💀

[plain mountain]

Yikes

[teal vapor]

oh jfc handwashing? damn

[native solar]

Indeed, usually when I put it into a washing machine and then handwash it, I start to realize how unclean it is

[plain mountain]

Indeed

[native solar]

The washing machine doesn't remove much dirt, it just removes the visible one

I am a clean penguin

I identify as a penguin

Oh MY GOD WE SHOULD HAVE PENGUINS IN STARDEW THAT LAY EGGS

PENGUIN MAYO

[cobalt hare]

Yes!!!

[knotty sorrel]

Imagine

[plain mountain]

🐧

[severe verge]

I got 35k from fishing by spring 12 is that good

[fallow gyro]

penguin omelet

[knotty sorrel]

Penguini

[cobalt hare]

amazing

[native solar]

Good job

[native solar]

Roasted Penguin with a side of penguin omelet

[fallow gyro]

yum

[knotty sorrel]

The 2 for 1

[cobalt hare]

wow

[native solar]

Oh fun fact: Platypus lay eggs and make milk, so they're the perfect source of omelettes and full breakfast

[plain mountain]

I have so much to do that I don’t know what to do first. Fishing or mining?

[serene walrus]

hi penguvert

[native solar]

Fishing

[native solar]

Quack

[cobalt hare]

fishing

[wooden smelt]

You're all stinky

[plain mountain]

Ah….so fishing it will be!

[cobalt hare]

that's a duck

[knotty sorrel]

What’s the plural of platypus?

[native solar]

I just took a shower

[native solar]

Platypuses

[knotty sorrel]

I figured platipi or what not

[native solar]

Did thou expect me to say the funny version

[severe verge]

I just started playing but I heard that I should go to skull caverns or something they said it was good for money

[wooden smelt]

And yet the fact still remains

[knotty sorrel]

Lmao no

[teal vapor]

uh

thats a spoiler bud

[cobalt hare]

rude seeing how we're both hatmousejustice

[wooden smelt]

If you just started playing then don't worry about it

[glossy kayak]

Fun platypus fact

They don’t have a plural form. Nobody can agree on what the hell it should be.

[knotty sorrel]

What do you think it should be then

[tropic linden]

platypus is the plural

[teal vapor]

platypi

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/perry-perrytheplatypus-platypus-phineasandferb-phineas-gif-20072490

[glossy kayak]

Platypus, platypuses, platypi, they’re all equally correct

Because there just isn’t an official one yet

[severe verge]

Then what should I do for money I want to plant a lot of things in summer

[tropic linden]

also platypodes

[glossy kayak]

Technically, but not colloquially

[knotty sorrel]

PERRY?

[tropic linden]

Berry?

🍓🫐

[wooden smelt]

min max early spring for strawberries i guess

[glossy kayak]

Like, it should be platypodes, but nobody says that and that means it’s not that

[tropic linden]

I love platypodes. I'm nobody.

[glossy kayak]

Hi nobody I’m dad

[cobalt hare]

hi nobody

[fallow gyro]

r rare seeds good?

[cobalt hare]

yes

[plain mountain]

Hi nobody

[teal vapor]

yes and no

they take forfuckingever to grow and you cant process them

but they're still profit

[native solar]

I can understand that, I'm not sure if she's my mom or my sister

[fallow gyro]

ill hold onto it then

[tropic linden]

Why did you name this way

[severe verge]

What’s that

[tropic linden]

Why why why?

[glossy kayak]

See, it’s a reference

[serene walrus]

no not worth it at all imo just get two one for the stardrop and one for shipping

[calm sandal]

well, u can try grow 1 or 2 rare seeds, but def not whole patch.

[cinder swallow]

YO GUYS

is this mouse pad and keyboard good?

[teal vapor]

what

[cinder swallow]

wait nvm

[shut fern]

😨?

[fossil parrot]

K.

[calm sandal]

?

well

hmm i think he was about to upload a pic

but prevented cuz he doesnt have image perm yet

[plain mountain]

Makes sense

[calm sandal]

u can post it at #images-and-memes

[fossil parrot]

He could use #images-and-memes though, right?

[calm sandal]

yuh

[cinder swallow]

ok

[spice barn]

do sprinklers affect trees

[calm sandal]

trees doesnt need water.

[spice barn]

oh

sry im new

[calm sandal]

is fine

[last wigeon]

Peach

[shut fern]

Its okay! Its good to ask questions

[versed badge]

^^ i am still a beginner and i had to ask what the brown box beside the house is for

[viscid cape]

h i

[fossil parrot]

h e l l o

[serene walrus]

crab

[viscid cape]

where to find ruby

[calm sandal]

u must be non harvestmoon player then

[frank shuttle]

crabby

[last wigeon]

Peach

[last wigeon]

I am the crabby not her

[serene walrus]

hi

[faint needle]

Its an outhouse

[frank shuttle]

i know

hi crabby

hru

[last wigeon]

Good had 2 exams today

And 3 yesterday

[frank shuttle]

exams are pain i had one too today

[calm sandal]

and tomorrow?

[last wigeon]

Idl

Maybe 2 or 3 again

[calm hawk]

multiple exams in a day?

must be rough

[calm sandal]

maybe start studying 😌

[last wigeon]

That's the fucking consuquences to not entering exams in normal schedule because you were sick

[serene walrus]

🥹

[calm hawk]

hope the sickness wasnt bad
when i had sickness like flu or fever, i'd just go ahead with the exams

our education system doesnt give a crap about who's sick
its give exams now or die here

[last wigeon]

I couldnt even get out of bed

[calm hawk]

oof glad you've dealt with or dealing with the consequences now

take it easy

[spice barn]

how do pigs and truffles work

[calm hawk]

pigs dig up truffles

[serene walrus]

adults dig em up outside

[calm hawk]

something i didnt think was a real-life phenomenon

[spice barn]

so not during winter then

[calm hawk]

saw it in dr stone anime

[last wigeon]

Pig dig up you pick em up you do what you wamt

[calm sandal]

irl, pigs could be trained to dig mushroom underground because their sense of smell is strong

[calm hawk]

they dont do it naturally themselves to eat them?

[spice barn]

do they not do it in winter then

[last wigeon]

Idk

[serene walrus]

yeah they dont go outside so

[last wigeon]

I never use them

[calm sandal]

they do, like, untrained one would eat em while trained one doesnt.

[calm hawk]

alright

[native solar]

Apple bottom Jeans

[urban iron]

a meteor fell right into my crops

[serene walrus]

booots with the fur

[native solar]

The whole club lookin at her

JESSICA

[frank shuttle]

hi per vert

[native solar]

DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR TEACHER

[frank shuttle]

wtf

[serene walrus]

💀

[grave inlet]

Oop

[serene walrus]

i remeber that

[native solar]

Oh Salutations Eda I have not seen thou in quite some time

How art thou?

[cobalt hare]

great video. wish it wasn't staged though

[frank shuttle]

im just lurking in seasoned most of the time

[plain mountain]

Damn!

[frank shuttle]

im... sad

[grave inlet]

that's so sad

[calm sandal]

hi sad, im slime

[fossil parrot]

The peak of comedy.

[cobalt hare]

i'm about to order some chipotle. does that make you feel better?

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[grave inlet]

living up to that username

[frank shuttle]

nope that makes me hungry

[cobalt hare]

Lunch ordering Lunch

[native solar]

Why so

[frank shuttle]

grandpa collapsed he in hospital rn unconcious

[cobalt hare]

always bossing myself around

[grave inlet]

oh no!! so sorry to hear that.

[cobalt hare]

hopefully he gets better soon

[native solar]

Oh I apologize, I send my condolences

[cobalt hare]

i shouldn't laugh but my grandma had an unfortunate injury

but it almost sounds like it's straight out of a comedy

[calm sandal]

take care of him, i really mean it.

[frank shuttle]

they wont let me in cuz he is on that emergency room

[cobalt hare]

my grandma broke her hip literally walking to the taxi to go on vacation

definition of unfortunate

she has fully recovered but looking back on it makes me giggle

[plain mountain]

I’m so sorry to hear that. I hope he gets better quickly.

[cobalt hare]

do you know what caused him to collapse

[calm sandal]

my gramps already gone, damn, im oldh

[frank shuttle]

something with stomach i think that pipe thingy got destroyed idk how to say in english

[plain mountain]

Esophagus?

[cobalt hare]

i lost both my grandparents when i was young so i don't remember much about them

[frank shuttle]

uhh idk

[calm sandal]

welp, thats life ™️ for ya

[frank shuttle]

all i heard was smth with stomach

[plain mountain]

Same for me.

[cobalt hare]

although i do have three grandmas so i have some "insurance" morbidly enough

they are great but don't really have anything in common besides being old

[last wigeon]

I HEARD THAT VERT IS HERE WHERE IS MY HOMIE

[cobalt hare]

should i go no pico or pico on my burrito

[last wigeon]

Pico?

Pickle?

[cobalt hare]

pico de gallo

[plain mountain]

What’s that?

[last wigeon]

You shoudl

[cobalt hare]

Grank

[tardy charm]

Ass slime lol 😆

[last wigeon]

This thing I think

[cobalt hare]

chopped tomatoes with onion and other vegatables

[tardy charm]

Some of you all have the craziest names haha

[plain mountain]

OH! Yes! Do it!

[cobalt hare]

okay i got it

[plain mountain]

Yay!

[cobalt hare]

i'm usually really basic with my food so i'm being a little ambiguous today

[half quail]

whatsup gamers

[plain mountain]

Hello Quack!

[cobalt hare]

i had legitimately no clue that we were in new-farmers

i thought that i was in the off-topic channel damn i have just been cluttering with burrito talk

[plain mountain]

Enjoy your burrito!

[barren flume]

hi!

[calm sandal]

hi fresh meat

[quaint swan]

hii

[echo arch]

[tardy charm]

In your defense, burritos are so good lol 😆

[calm sandal]

never tried burrito, only kebab

[quaint swan]

kebab and burrito dont correlate tho

[tame locust]

are slime hutches good?

[tardy charm]

I don't know... apparently it's good for making money somehow

But I'm waiting for mine to finish being built

I'll be testing that out tonight

[tame locust]

alr lmk how that goes

[calm sandal]

kebab wrapping

[tardy charm]

Woa you're already y2 winter

[quaint swan]

ohhhhhhh my bad

[tardy charm]

Oh ! That's kind of a burrito ish lol 😆

[quaint swan]

thats prob better than a burrito tho

[tardy charm]

That looks super good 👍

[calm sandal]

maybe just diff culture or something

[tame locust]

yeah ive built like no buildings cause they seem kinda useless

[azure forge]

MY CULTURE

[tardy charm]

Well.. I will say that getting pigs is pretty decent. The truffles are good money turning them into oil

And I personally like eggs for cooking and turning into mayo

[quaint swan]

eggs r op, i havent made any cheese or anything yet tho so idk

[tame locust]

yeah but i already got a whole ancient fruit and wine setup

[tardy charm]

Quick question slime, what's that sauce on the side of the kebab?

Is it spicy?

I want that honestly. The ancient fruit set up

[quaint swan]

im not even in my second year yet, so i just im semi new ):

[tardy charm]

I definitely can't say animals and all that noise is gonna be better profit than ancient fruit. I made one bottle and I'm like Holy moly those things make phat stacks

If I could figure out how to get a decent inflow of ancient fruit I would get rid of all my animals to be honest. Well maybe not all of them but maybe just one coop and one barn

Right now I have 2 dx barns and 4 dx coops

[calm sandal]

ah, that one is turkish sauce, that thing doesnt exist here, we use ketchup or chilli sauce

[barren flume]

how many coops and barns would you recomend having

[calm sandal]

100.

[quaint swan]

all i have a is a coop and a barn so far

a ton of crops but im in winter so

[tardy charm]

I really don't like winter lol 😅

[quaint swan]

i have a lot of money i just dont know what to do with it

[calm sandal]

animal barn is not bad

[quaint swan]

its borjng

[calm sandal]

and u can semi automate the coop/barn

all u need is to stock hays and harvest their product once every few days.

[quaint swan]

yeah i have a mayonnaise machines so its kind of self running havent had the cows too long tho

[barren flume]

also should i plan on getting rabbits?

are they worth it?

[tardy charm]

Eh

[calm sandal]

yeah, rabbit is awesome

they produce wool and rabbit foot, rabbit foot is universal loved (except penny)

[barren flume]

thanks!

[quaint swan]

what should i be doing in the winter, i already have abigail as my girlfriend, i fish constantly and im at like level 60 in the mines. dont know what else to do.

[barren flume]

isn't that hummus?

[quaint swan]

hummus is yum

[calm sandal]

probably a hummus, never tried it tho

[quaint swan]

hummus with carrots, yum

try it wtf

[barren flume]

i just work on getting resources and grind the mines

[quaint swan]

mines are getting harder and i pass out often

[barren flume]

what sword do you use?

[quaint swan]

not sure i would have to tell you later

[barren flume]

kk

[knotty sorrel]

Mines stay beating my ass tbh

[cobalt hare]

yall how do i get clay

[calm sandal]

always have staple food at your main hotkeys

[knotty sorrel]

The weather based fish always have as well

[calm sandal]

u digg grond

[quaint swan]

same! the monsters arent bad its just finding the time to get through them

[cobalt hare]

i aint seen a worm since summer season came

[knotty sorrel]

The worm things and random tilling as far as I know

[calm sandal]

normal diggable ground works too.

[quaint swan]

i always get to the last level before the elevator and then pass out

[cobalt hare]

o

bet ty

[knotty sorrel]

Which floor?

[quaint swan]

im only on 60

[knotty sorrel]

Oooo

[onyx citrus]

Go on lucky days

[knotty sorrel]

The Skellys?

[quaint swan]

good thinking

[onyx citrus]

Luck has a big impact on finding stairs

Also some bombs can be helpful

[knotty sorrel]

I was always told to hold onto bombs for the desert

[onyx citrus]

Get new bombs

[knotty sorrel]

That’s fair

[calm sandal]

well i dont mind using bombs at normal mine in case i need to hurry or a pile of vein clumped together

[knotty sorrel]

True true

[tardy charm]

Eww lol 😆 hummus?

I mean not that it tastes bad per se well but regular hummus i mean it basically tastes like nothing i guess but the texture just gives me shivers

[hasty glacier]

To new farmers

Don't worry about you first star fruit you will get more soon,

[quaint swan]

nah regular hummus is good

garlic hummus too

[calm sandal]

hows hummus taste anyway? salty? sour? sweet?

[tardy charm]

Neither..

[barren flume]

i've never passed out in the regular mines............mostly because i freak out when my health is low and quit

[quaint swan]

my health has never really dropped

[tardy charm]

To me it just tastes like... nothing. I mean they have a bunch of different kinds of hummus.. not that I'm the hummus expert lol 😆

[kind basalt]

What's hummus

[soft crow]

I've never had hummus

[calm sandal]

an arab sauce, or similar places

[onyx citrus]

[soft crow]

Its like ground up avocado and other stuff but mainly avocado I think

[quaint swan]

hummus is made from nuts or smth

[plain mountain]

Hummus is made from chickpeas

[quaint swan]

good to dip veggies in

yeah that

[onyx citrus]

It is ground chickpeas and other ingredients

It is delicious

[plain mountain]

I like hummus

[kind basalt]

What's chickpeas?

[azure forge]

I love too

[quaint swan]

idfk

[azure forge]

I.GOT.SCARED.

[plain mountain]

Garbanzo beans

[azure forge]

Whats that pfp

[quaint swan]

jeff

[kind basalt]

Anime girl pfp

[calm sandal]

i got chickpeas before from coworker, and its gone when im back, so yeah, i never tasted it

[kind basalt]

[azure forge]

My real reac.

[calm sandal]

some ppl (or AI) made anime ver of jumpscares

[kind basalt]

What even is that

[azure forge]

Interesting

[plain mountain]

Another name for chickpeas

Thought you might know that one

[kind basalt]

I only eat eggs everyday

[plain mountain]

Eggs are good

[last wigeon]

Cool idc

[solid kayak]

[jovial falcon]

how do i get vc perms?

[azure forge]

By talking /jk

[serene walrus]

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[novel thistle]

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[azure forge]

U need to get rank

[kind basalt]

Need to reach plat

[serene walrus]

i did wrong cmd damn

[soft crow]

Im global elite in CS, does that transfer over to the discord rank?

[serene walrus]

!howtovc

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[plain mountain]

What’s CS?

[stone swift]

iagine

[soft crow]

Counter strike

[stone swift]

custard scream

[plain mountain]

Yum

[azure forge]

I dont think so

[plain mountain]

Ah ok

[azure forge]

Every server has own thing

[soft crow]

Dang what a shame

[last wigeon]

PEACHYYY

[serene walrus]

CRAAAABBY

[serene walrus]

helo how r ur exams

[last wigeon]

Meh on the edge of failing my school

[serene walrus]

🥹

[cobalt hare]

I love new players

[daring pawn]

Day 4 of playing stardew valley. It fun

[stone swift]

ok so heres a tip

there is someone named elliott

DONT TALK TO THEM

THEY WILL ROB YOU

and uh

STAB YOU

[daring pawn]

Too late.

[stone swift]

you have 3 days before he corrupts your game good job

[plain mountain]

WHAT?????

[stone swift]

if you speak to elliott he may stab you and steal your stuff

[plain mountain]

Damn!!!!

[stone swift]

heck theres a letter when you faint in stardew that says you were robbed while you were knocked

its clearly elliott

[native solar]

Salutations chat, Hope thou all art staying on topic

[quaint swan]

elliott is sweet

[stone swift]

just warning them about elliott

[native solar]

Ah I see, well continue

[plain mountain]

OMG!!!! That happened to me!

[stone swift]

exactly

[plain mountain]

😢

[stone swift]

if you dont wanna lose your stuff dont talk to elliott

[native solar]

Elliott has two pairs of letters, it's most suspicious already

[plain mountain]

Got it!

[stone swift]

i recomend crafting some fences and placing them around his cabin at the beach

and some bombs

[soft crow]

I can vouch for this, Elliott took one of my kidneys

[plain mountain]

Yikes!

[plain mountain]

For real? Cause he can still get out, right?

[tardy charm]

What lol 😆

[stone swift]

idk man stay safe

stay away from his house if you dont wanna die

[soft crow]

He's a menace, he will walk thru any fence you place in his path

[plain mountain]

LOL! I’ll do my best!

[stone swift]

make sure you dont talk to him

the reason why stardew oly hsas 20 people is cause the rest were stabbed by eliott

[plain mountain]

Ha! I believe that!

[last wigeon]

VERT my dood

[tardy charm]

You guys are crazy. If anyone is stealing things, it's that dude that shows up on the beach when it rains

[stone swift]

he will steal your crops if you dont watch them

[native solar]

Hmm? Hello Crab

[stone swift]

that guy just helps you get laid

elliott is the real menance

[last wigeon]

Wassup

[tardy charm]

I mean or even the joja guy

[native solar]

Amazing, my game is getting quite a lot of support, how about thee?

[stone swift]

hes too rich to steal

[last wigeon]

We should make a mod where you can brutally kill elliot

[tardy charm]

I'd blame him before elliot and I don't particularly like Elliott 🤷

[stone swift]

yes tgere are

[native solar]

We need a mod to calm this chat down

[tardy charm]

Oh my GAWD LOL

[last wigeon]

Cool got out pf 2 exams today and 3 yesterday

[stone swift]

morris never leaves joja expect for two times bu telliott is always running around stealing

[serene walrus]

pls

[tardy charm]

He said MURDER ELLIOT

[plain mountain]

Indeed

[last wigeon]

No we need a mod where I can slowly amd painfully kill elliot

By painfully I mean

[native solar]

Go play GTA or something

[stone swift]

you need to craft four prismatic torches and place them around his house to turn him to dust\

[soft crow]

Joja is a representation of capitalism and the junimos are anarchists