stardew-valley

[modern mist]

Still in year 1 on iOS.. but almost in year 5 on my first save

[serene walrus]

i said what i said🕴️

[dusty ibex]

YEA SMELLIOTT L

[teal vapor]

[teal vapor]

NO

[fossil parrot]

!ellinut

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/650263931499053056/Peanelliot.png

[teal vapor]

WHY. PEACHY I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU

[serene walrus]

LMAOO

[teal vapor]

[modern mist]

You play on pc?

[teal vapor]

i use my switch controller to play on pc lmao

im too used to controller

[reef dragon]

No. On pc sdv costs too much

[serene walrus]

love u <3

[modern mist]

I have 2 Xbox controllers and 1 switch controller

[teal vapor]

tryna figure out the controls all over again... yeah i didnt wanna bother

[modern mist]

Not really.. I got it for $8

[teal vapor]

plus i didnt bring a mouse to my brothers place

[reef dragon]

….how.

[teal vapor]

steam sales

??

[haughty wind]

Shaking dog

[mystic loom]

How do I get past bouncer?

[modern mist]

I’m horrible at keyboard and mouse 😭

[reef dragon]

Lol

[serene walrus]

steam sale ftw🕴️

[teal vapor]

i got it on pc for free

cuz my ex bought it for me

[reef dragon]

What does “ftw” stand for?

[teal vapor]

[serene walrus]

for the win

[reef dragon]

oh

[fossil parrot]

you're staring at it too hard

[mystic loom]

How do I get past bouncer?

[haughty wind]

It barked to hard

[modern mist]

This summer I’m planning on getting another game during the summer sale on steam

[reef dragon]

Sdv just finished downloading 😄

[serene walrus]

start quest line in the bus tunnel put a battery in the box on the wall

[teal vapor]

It's a kinda long questline, start with putting a battery pack in a certain spot in the tunnel to the west of the bus

[silver stirrup]

wait wait

[reef dragon]

Wait what happened to my username’s color? Why it went from white to green-ish?

[silver stirrup]

i wanna ask something to all you rich discord nitro people

[teal vapor]

ya

[modern mist]

On my first save I’m currently trying to grow enough crops and make goods to improve my farm

[fossil parrot]

!roles

[mystic loom]

Wth is a bus tunnel

[silver stirrup]

if i buy nitro and then i dont pay again,does the badge stay?

[haughty wind]

I no can find hazelnut

[serene walrus]

when u talk for the first time u get the role easiest role ever!!!

[teal vapor]

dont think so

[reef dragon]

Im imagining its a tunnel that only busses can go through and no cars.

[silver stirrup]

ah frick

[reef dragon]

Ik but when i joined it was white and not green-ish

[silver stirrup]

thank you for answering

[modern mist]

Check by the bus area

[teal vapor]

like if u look at my profile even tho ive had nitro off/on for years it only says ive been subscribed since february

[mystic loom]

Omg wth

[haughty wind]

No foraging stuff there

[bronze matrix]

try shaking maple tree from fall 15th to 28th since there is a chance that it will fall from the tree

[reef dragon]

Now time to check how many gb sdv was

[silver stirrup]

its not in gbs

[mystic loom]

How did I not see this

[teal vapor]

you get the role when you send your first message

[haughty wind]

It’s year 2 and idk what a maple tree is

[serene walrus]

when u message for the first time u get the role

[silver stirrup]

good job

[reef dragon]

J-just 411.6mb? I was thinking it would be atleast 1.2gb ;-;

[reef dragon]

Oh

[mystic loom]

How th do I get a red snapper

[fallow gyro]

yeah i got to the bottom by the end of the first week of winter

[modern mist]

I’m always foraging so I find everything lol 😆.. i just need a new save and actually finish the community center things

[bronze matrix]

ocean during raining

[silver stirrup]

rain and fall or winter and beach or was it someother season

[teal vapor]

6am-7pm rainy weather in the summer in the ocean i think

[mystic loom]

Tysm

[teal vapor]

if im actually right i will laugh

[serene walrus]

and fall aswell

[reef dragon]

Aight i shall now charge my iphone and wait for it to finish charging while playing farming simulator 22

[modern mist]

Stardew wiki is how I learn most things

[teal vapor]

summer is the earliest you can get it

[silver stirrup]

fr thats why i consider it my lord and saviour

[mystic loom]

So many hazelnuts

[teal vapor]

unless you can buy it from tc i guess

[modern mist]

My next goal is to get dinosaur eggs lol

[silver stirrup]

!willy

wait what the command again

[reef dragon]

Boi i should be mr.bombastic cuz im playing fs22 rn and i will play sdv in a few hours and guess wut? I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF FARMING

[haughty wind]

[reef dragon]

Thats sdv?

[modern mist]

I’m not strong enough or experienced for anything besides chickens

[teal vapor]

ok have you checked cindersap forest

[haughty wind]

Ye

[modern mist]

You got this, it’s a fun game

[mystic loom]

Bro wth is a "rainbow shell"

[cosmic compass]

Sdv is also an EASY game

[reef dragon]

Its very colorful and Beatiful.

[cosmic compass]

Keep it you need it for a quest

[teal vapor]

beach forageable during the summer

[reef dragon]

Probably a snail shell or a crab shell that is rainbow

[mystic loom]

I need it I don't have it

[cosmic compass]

Also guys you can also google most of the questions

[serene walrus]

:P

[teal vapor]

yeah youre kind of fucked if its not summer

[serene walrus]

but i need the xp

[mystic loom]

Ok

[teal vapor]

hope the traveling cart person sells it

[cosmic compass]

Go socialize in town square like everyone else

[cosmic compass]

That’s almost DEFINITELY not going to happen

[serene walrus]

im too scared to go there lol im more comfortable in new farmers and seasoned

[teal vapor]

this channel is for new players to get help theres nothing wrong with asking questions even if you can google them

[cosmic compass]

How are you scared to go into a main chat like what?

That’s WILD to be scared of a main chat lmao

But you do you

[mystic loom]

Bro is getting aggressive

[serene walrus]

💀 my guy i just dont want to? why are u coming after me

[modern mist]

Let me go check the rules, I’m always in this chat but i need to know where i can properly talk about farm goals

[cosmic compass]

Nah I’m not saying that

[reef dragon]

I think fs22 is a lil bit too realistic ;-; it has jiggle physics 💀

[cosmic compass]

I think you can talk here

[haughty wind]

Farm neglect

[marble dew]

hiii! what season does the poppy spawn?

[teal vapor]

you have to plant it

[valid sleet]

me

[teal vapor]

buy seeds from pierre

[mystic loom]

They spawn in Pierre's shop

[teal vapor]

in the summer

[cosmic compass]

Summer time you buy from Pierre

[reef dragon]

When my phone finishes charging i shall screen mirror my phone to my tv and use my controller to play sdv

[mystic loom]

Pumpkins

[reef dragon]

Bye now.

[modern mist]

Ok I’ll say it here.. I need waaaaay more iridium ore

[marble dew]

gotcha!! thanks 🙂

[valid sleet]

||skull caverns run with luck buffs||

[novel thistle]

@valid sleet You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[valid sleet]

yesss

im so cool

:)

[fallow gyro]

what happens if i dont harvest crops like flowers? do i die even if i continue to water them?

[teal vapor]

i wish there was a role for level 50

they die at the end of the season

so just harvest them before season ends

[serene walrus]

it jsut not for me :P i dont go in every single channel lol i go there sometimes but i just mainly chat here and seasoned

[fallow gyro]

okee

[cosmic compass]

Cool

[mystic loom]

Shane: F*** you
Stardew valley community: 😍

[teal vapor]

you obviously havent befriended him

[modern mist]

That place scares me lol

[valid sleet]

thank you someone gets it

[serene walrus]

me with haley

[teal vapor]

shane grew on me at first i was like wtf is his problem

[valid sleet]

only place you can get iridium besides ||statue of perfection||

[silver stirrup]

Haley:Ew Your the new farmer Dont talk to me
stardew community:

[valid sleet]

yes

[modern mist]

I know, I just need more stairs

[teal vapor]

not true, but the only consistent place yes

[silver stirrup]

i think i offended alot of people

[fossil parrot]

Crazy, I never got past that feeling.

[mystic loom]

Hoow

[valid sleet]

but haleys is more like i dont like you go away and shanes is im depressed i want to be alone

[mystic loom]

Bro Haley isn't that much of an asshole

I mean she kinda is

[silver stirrup]

she is

dont lie

at first

[mystic loom]

Ye

[teal vapor]

haley isnt even that mean lmao

[valid sleet]

wait what else am i missinh

shes a little judgemental

[teal vapor]

iridium has a very low chance to spawn in the regular mines im pretty damn sure

[mystic loom]

I mean I can kinda get that Shane hates everyone

[valid sleet]

but so is like literally everyone else

[silver stirrup]

omg i love this new playlist i found off of ig

[valid sleet]

WHAY

[mystic loom]

BC he works at jojamart

[teal vapor]

theres those rocks with the 25% pshard chance dont those drop iridium

[fringe wagon]

Iridium can only spawn in the Mines through ||Mystic Nodes|| and nothing else

[teal vapor]

yeah

[valid sleet]

i know it can spawn on the farm if you have the mountain farm or 4 corners farm

[serene walrus]

hi kewl

[fringe wagon]

Hi

[valid sleet]

but the normal mines?

[teal vapor]

like i said its not reliable at all

[mystic loom]

I enjoy blowing up the sheilds of cave crabs

[valid sleet]

LMAO

[teal vapor]

but saying iridium is only obtainable via ||skull cavern/statue of perfection|| is wrong

[mystic loom]

Bro wtf

[serene walrus]

i got some early game in the ||quarry|| maybe a few times i wished it was a pshard but yk

[mystic loom]

Said crab caves

[valid sleet]

well yea i forgot about mountain farm too

[teal vapor]

lol

[distant sphinx]

Mystic stones let you down?

[mystic loom]

Btw how do ikill mummies?

[serene walrus]

hi pickle

[silver stirrup]

i got some iridium by luck ngl

[fringe wagon]

||Knock them by depleting their hp then bomb||

[silver stirrup]

like 4 ores from merchant

[distant sphinx]

Hi peachy

[serene walrus]

hruuuuuu

[mystic loom]

Thanks

[crystal vapor]

How's everyone doing?

[valid sleet]

best way to get iridium:

Step 1: obtain iridium
Step 2: obtain more

[fallow gyro]

hes just misunderstood ok

[silver stirrup]

not so good,i had a thought bout kms in physics class how bout u

[serene walrus]

hi gm i just took a test and it made almost no sense to me :D rip me

[modern mist]

My first time getting iridium was from a meteor

[mystic loom]

Huh

[fallow gyro]

Shane

[fallow gyro]

there are meteors!?

[mystic loom]

Yes

[crystal vapor]

Oh man that's rough. Hope physics gets better man

[modern mist]

I didn’t know about them until one hit my farm lol

[serene walrus]

yeah it can land on ur farm need a gold pick to get rid of it :p

[mystic loom]

If it says some explosion happend during the night or Smth check your farm

[worn reef]

there is also a sound effect in the night

[silver stirrup]

na the problem is not with physics the problem is with my teacher,he took our sports period

[fallow gyro]

oh i think i had that message before but i never checked

[modern mist]

It landed by my beautiful void chicken coop lol

[crystal vapor]

Tests like that suck hahaha. Hope you did well on it though 💪

[serene walrus]

no i diddnt i got like maybe i few questions but overall i sucked ass

[mystic loom]

Guys during the day close your coops white your animals are outside and sleep, there is a pretty funny Easter egg that happens

[distant sphinx]

Small amounts of tomfoolery

[valid sleet]

minuscule totals of mischievous activities

[marble dew]

lmao the lowest test score i've ever gotten was a 0 so anything higher than that and you're already better off

[valid sleet]

what was the test on?

[cunning silo]

gm

[distant sphinx]

Gm real

[native solar]

I'm so stupid I failed a survey

[crystal vapor]

I'm sorry to hear that... hope the teacher brings it back for y'all

[valid sleet]

how

[silver stirrup]

oh he isnt gonna,bros 57 and says that extra classes if u dont understand something are stupid

so yeah

[native solar]

I don't know how. I just did

[cunning silo]

hi

[silver stirrup]

he's a asshole

[silver stirrup]

dw i failed a robot test 3 times

[haughty wind]

[crystal vapor]

Damn

[red fox]

why does shane act like and look like shane dawson?

[cunning silo]

14 bat wings????

[distant sphinx]

Organization nightmare

[trim osprey]

Oj

[haughty wind]

What

[worn reef]

goofy little emoji lol

[valid sleet]

honestly me

[cunning silo]

skill solution

[mystic loom]

Easy fishing when?

[trim osprey]

Never

[silver stirrup]

ez fishing is always

thats a skill issue if u think fishing isnt ez

[distant sphinx]

Wow

[valid sleet]

you can install a mod if its really hard

[distant sphinx]

Not if

You can't mod

[hollow escarp]

Imagine not being able to consistently get a perfect catch on Lava Eels

[native solar]

It's still a game, it won't be a game if there's nothing that challenges you

[valid sleet]

@silver stirrup the first part of your bio is so relatable

[cunning silo]

wow

[silver stirrup]

oh wait i forgot lava eels mb

[cunning silo]

you're very good at the game

nice

[silver stirrup]

thank you

[mystic loom]

I don't understand the hate for Eliott and penny

[crystal vapor]

What's a Lava Eel???

[distant sphinx]

Are you a real gamer if you don't perfect catch the legend on spring day 1 y1

[silver stirrup]

late game something

[cunning silo]

this is so possible

[distant sphinx]

Caught in level 100 of the mines

[valid sleet]

i dont understand the haley hate

[haughty wind]

More bat wings

[cunning silo]

oh my

[mystic loom]

Who is hating on haley

[distant sphinx]

As possible as you spelling my name correctly

[crystal vapor]

Oooooh gotcha lol. I'm only level 5 of the mines 🤣

[cunning silo]

true

[valid sleet]

like half the community

[cunning silo]

i feel like you either hate or love haley

[mystic loom]

I thought people loved her

[valid sleet]

i do

if you couldnt tell

[cunning silo]

uncommom for people to have a neutral opinion

[valid sleet]

but some people just dont

[mystic loom]

W human

[modern mist]

Pam is still my favorite character

[distant sphinx]

Oh em gee I am slightly less common 🤯

[valid sleet]

what

she literally abuses her daughter

[wispy dawn]

I dont understand haley's character development so I kind of dislike her because of first impressions

[distant sphinx]

jk I despise Haley with every bit of my heart and soul

[valid sleet]

and is a severe alchoholic

[cunning silo]

all the marriage candidates are kinda Cringe anyway

[serene walrus]

i do

[modern mist]

I haven’t seen any abuse

[crystal vapor]

Pam gonna get these hands lol

[marble dew]

haley had my farmers heart instantly

[valid sleet]

😱

[native solar]

All the characters are cool. You just need to rise their affection levels.

[valid sleet]

yes

[haughty wind]

[cunning silo]

i guess mid is a better word

[hollow escarp]

Most people do in most things. Ask the average person on the street whether or not Charizard was OP in Gen 1 of Pokémon and they’ll be clueless

[wispy dawn]

mid tier

[native solar]

And I hate myself for saying this but even Harvey is good

[distant sphinx]

Throw precious gems at their face until they like you 😃👍

[native solar]

🤮

[valid sleet]

the moment she insulted me and complemented me i was starstruck

[cunning silo]

i guess its my fault for cutting corners

[keen eagle]

I looove Harvey

[distant sphinx]

Harvey is good >:(

[silver sable]

Most people -> Most taht are into the marriage part of Stardew

[mystic loom]

Petition to date the parents of stardew valley

[cunning silo]

no

[crystal vapor]

Yes

[keen eagle]

Eh

[marble dew]

knew she was a keeper when her first sentence was just talking crap to me lmao

[hollow escarp]

Oh yeah lol. Sort of important detail. Jumped into chat at a silly time I guess

[silver sable]

Ah yes, Homewreck Valley

[valid sleet]

like "If it weren't for those horrendous clothes you might actually be pretty" when are we getting married

[modern mist]

Most of the town is drunks, but I’m trying to be friends with Caroline i love the green hair

[wispy dawn]

ew no

[silver stirrup]

krobus>>>>>

[cunning silo]

well yeah

[distant sphinx]

2 people are

[mystic loom]

You don't marry krobus, you become homies

[hollow escarp]

Dress up as Haley upon meeting her for the first time

[modern mist]

Hand out beers and tell me who says yuck

[silver sable]

It isn't a large town so it's a pretty high percent

[valid sleet]

also this "Nice makeup. Wait... Are you even wearing any?" she basically said you look good without makeup

[silver stirrup]

frick it am gonna divorce penny and take my homie krobus in

[silver sable]

Just because you like alcohol doesn't mean you're alcoholic though

[distant sphinx]

I can't believe you would choose fiction shadow thing over slightly cringy also fictional people

[serene walrus]

u can like alcohol without being a an alcoholic lol (basically my parents)

[valid sleet]

pam is definitely an alcoholic

[cunning silo]

the lucky lunches tbh

[silver sable]

Oh yeah, and Shane, but most of the town? A high % sure, but not most

[modern mist]

😆 it’s all jokes.. o my.. I drink and I’m not an alcoholic

[fossil parrot]

straight facts

[mystic loom]

Pam is kinda cool but she is kinda getting on my bad side

[modern mist]

But I forget not everyone on discord is over 21

[mystic loom]

BC of penny

[silver sable]

Nah, under 21 and I drink, country laws

[valid sleet]

lmao

[modern mist]

Pam drives me to the desert, I like collecting coconuts

[keen eagle]

I drink and I’m underage bc I don’t want to die from dehydration

[native solar]

I want to live in the wilderness with no clothes and eat trees

[tropic fox]

https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckPierre?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[silver sable]

Ahem ColoUr

[keen eagle]

You don’t?

[distant sphinx]

Oh yeah that

[silver stirrup]

am sure theres a mod for that

[tropic fox]

Very based subreddit

[mystic loom]

Dude, water addiction is a real thing, don't ignore the signs, billions of people suffer from in every year

[cunning silo]

some people

[silver sable]

Ah, so you wanna live like Linus?

[valid sleet]

real

[haughty wind]

I still can’t find pale ale

[serene walrus]

so true

[keen eagle]

I can QUIT whenever I WANT

[modern mist]

Linus is a nice guy

[serene walrus]

hops in keg

[silver sable]

Big Pharma wants to hide the horrible effects and additive nature of Dihydrogen Monoxide

[mystic loom]

I feel so bad for linus

[haughty wind]

Why would I put my dog in a keg

[native solar]

Oh that's nice but I meant in real life

[keen eagle]

Juice

[mystic loom]

He's cool but people don't like him because he dumpster dives

[serene walrus]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[hollow escarp]

I feel like Linus is lying to himself when he says that he is happy living the way he does

Idk maybe he isn’t but I find that hard to believe

[serene walrus]

wait wait wait who is hating on linus? hes one of the best characters💀

[keen eagle]

All the people in this town are evil liars and I hate them

[hollow escarp]

I mean how could anybody that lonely without any means of self distraction be happy?

[mystic loom]

No I mean the NPC

[keen eagle]

I just want to farm I don’t want them to vent to me after I talk to them twice

[silver sable]

Lukewarm opinion: Linus is thinking he's being persecuted but not really

[valid sleet]

yes, because addiction means you feel like you have to have it or youll die, and weve normalized water addiction do much we gave it the word thirsty

[modern mist]

At first I wanted to build hearts with Harvey but idk

[valid sleet]

it disgusts me

[silver sable]

Why no Hydro Homies Anonymous

[keen eagle]

Listen it’s NOT an addiction. I am perfectly fine.

[hollow escarp]

He’s not being persecuted, just an outcast cause people don’t regularly socialize to dirty homeless people

[mystic loom]

Harvey is cool ig

[keen eagle]

Harvey is my babygirl

[valid sleet]

thats what an addict would say...

[modern mist]

Linus uses the bath house, I doubt he dirty

[silver sable]

Do we need an intevebtion Haley Defender

[valid sleet]

its okay i had a hard time quitting too you can make it through this

[hollow escarp]

He doesn’t. ||Only Penny uses the bath house, and only once.||

[keen eagle]

I am NOT ADDICTED

[hollow escarp]

Also ||Linus bathes in the lake once||

[silver sable]

Trust me, after you quit you'll be in heaven

[mystic loom]

Petition to allow murder in SDV?

[valid sleet]

oh dear we may have a conundrum on our hands

[valid sleet]

i can vouch for this

[valid sleet]

pierre

[haughty wind]

Fishing simulator

[keen eagle]

I love this fishing game

[valid sleet]

farmibg is level 2

[crystal vapor]

Fishing ftw

[valid sleet]

the main skill in this game

[bold finch]

whats the best fertilizer? also is it even important to fertilize?

[valid sleet]

W

[haughty wind]

Farming optional

[marble dew]

i refuse to sell anything to pierre directly lol

[silver sable]

More impressed by combat

[hollow escarp]

So yeah canonically all of the NPCs probably smell terrible

So yeah canonically all of the NPCs probably smell terrible

For what purpose?

[silver sable]

They don't have toilets or baths

[modern mist]

I use my overnight box for all my goods

[valid sleet]

it raises the quality of crops but if youre kegging or jarring something it doesnt matter

[bold finch]

wait I’ve never noticed that

[silver sable]

Penny has a sink

[fossil parrot]

Why though he isn't that bad?

[valid sleet]

he resells your crops and CLAIMS HE GREW THEM HIMSELF

[keen eagle]

And he’s UGLY

[silver sable]

Yeah maybe everyone just baths using their kitchen water

[valid sleet]

YES HIS STUPID LITTLE SMIRK

[hollow escarp]

Basic fertilizer for quality crops, speedgrow for super advanced farms where you can afford to buy the stuff in bulk for all your crops, otherwise nothing (retaining soil isn’t worth making)

[modern mist]

What season is tomatoes? 🥲

[keen eagle]

Probably

[hollow escarp]

Summer. 2nd worst crop in the game

[mystic loom]

The three biggest assholes in SDV,
Clint,Lewis and pierre

[analog phoenix]

vegetable season

[modern mist]

Cute

[silver sable]

...Pam? You missed the fourth horsewoman

[modern mist]

Just need it to cook on the game

[mystic loom]

Pam isn't in the top three

[hollow escarp]

Wdym cooked tomatoes?

[keen eagle]

And Alex after I marry him

[novel thistle]

@keen eagle You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[silver sable]

Honestly actually, Marnie is the gal that pisses me off most

[tranquil ferry]

top three what

[valid sleet]

nice

[modern mist]

No spaghetti

[analog phoenix]

oh you mean like you need tomatoes for recipes

[hollow escarp]

Tomatoes do have uses in certain dishes yeah but otherwise you should never grow them

[modern mist]

Yes ☺️

[valid sleet]

mmmm microwave

[serene walrus]

demetrius is also on the list

[hollow escarp]

Why are you crafting sphagetti anyways?

[keen eagle]

Gggggarrr

[valid sleet]

L father

[mystic loom]

H o w

[modern mist]

I just like using the kitchen since I got it

[slow yew]

[fossil parrot]

TBH I don't know how the villagers believe that, like he stays in his shop all day and starts growing crops the second a farmer comes to town.

[silver sable]

Like how Marnie handles Shane is the completely antiheticak to how you deal with Shanes irl

[modern mist]

I made pink cake last time

[hollow escarp]

What does antiheticak mean?

[modern mist]

Gave pink cake to most of the ladies

[tranquil ferry]

what'd he do

[silver sable]

Sorry mispelling

[tranquil ferry]

he seems like an ok guy just the science type

[valid sleet]

haleyyy

[modern mist]

She loved it

[silver sable]

The complete antithetical

[serene walrus]

he is horrible to seb and a asshole to robin lol

[glossy kayak]

He threatens the farmer and neglects his stepson

And he’s a shitty husband too

[modern mist]

I need to collect more diamonds

[valid sleet]

of course

because shes a woman of immaculate taste

[glossy kayak]

I mean, it was planned that you could break Robin and Demetrius up, right? It would sure be better for her.

[keen eagle]

Haley after being the best

[mystic loom]

Me after giving bread to Haley I found in the trash can of her own house:🗿

[hollow escarp]

Oh I was wondering how somebody could misspell “opposite” that badly

[tranquil ferry]

oh

[valid sleet]

yesss 😍😍😍

[tranquil ferry]

leah is the best

[mystic loom]

Who tf is leah

[glossy kayak]

I want to buy Leah’s art

[modern mist]

I need to have a just void chicken coop 😆

[valid sleet]

LMAO

[serene walrus]

the artist of the town

[silver sable]

Trust me, I have been ruined by MS spell checker, my spelling's hot garbage

[glossy kayak]

She’s the one with the red hair

[serene walrus]

lives in cindersap

[fossil parrot]

!leah

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749688694918742127/927222154251083806/IMG_0605.jpg

[silver sable]

WHICH ONE

[glossy kayak]

THE ONE

[valid sleet]

ah got it, penny

[silver sable]

Ahhh

[glossy kayak]

THE ONE WITH THE RED HAIR

[mystic loom]

Oh her

[silver sable]

!robin

Wait no Robin?

[mystic loom]

I barely see her

[serene walrus]

cant say that when theres like what 3 other people who have red hair🤣

[glossy kayak]

That’s the jooooooke

[tranquil ferry]

she's in cindersap forest

[valid sleet]

!haley

[silver sable]

I don't know WHAT hair colour Jodi's meant to have

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948391711284019251/953848087288365076/IMG_20220316_224614_9.jpg

[tranquil ferry]

like all the time so it's fine

[valid sleet]

AHAHA

[glossy kayak]

!shane

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721123715013673060/923659139685695558/IMG_20211223_192637.jpg

[hollow escarp]

Almond

[mystic loom]

Haley looks so fine tho

[valid sleet]

YES MY WIFE

[glossy kayak]

Is the chicken blushing

[valid sleet]

i love her so much

[fossil parrot]

!linux

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/953843877012447292/IMG_2942.jpg

[keen eagle]

I wish you could marry people in game but in a best friend way

[serene walrus]

!abigail

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247876549372542976/562427857515839488/0331192034a.jpg

[mystic loom]

SVD community tryna be like that chicken fr

[tranquil ferry]

wdym

[glossy kayak]

Do I have news for you

[hollow escarp]

!templeos

[glossy kayak]

There’s a platonic marriage candidate

[silver sable]

Harvest Moon Cute Much?

[glossy kayak]

Just one

[mystic loom]

Idk why everyone loves Abigail so much

[tranquil ferry]

!templeos

[glossy kayak]

She has hair and pronounce

[tranquil ferry]

hair color ig

[serene walrus]

because gamergirl rock eater

[mystic loom]

Personal opinion is that she kinda mid

[keen eagle]

I want to marry Haley so we can be best friends for life bc im gay

[tranquil ferry]

...

[silver sable]

Wait is it Harvest Moon with the BFF ceremonies?

[tranquil ferry]

idk if that's how marrying works but aight

[keen eagle]

Harvest moon is EPIC

[valid sleet]

im also gay

[keen eagle]

It should Smh

[serene walrus]

i never played it hehe sdv is my first farmoing gmae

[hollow escarp]

I don’t understand love

[keen eagle]

All Haley likers are gay in some way I think

[tranquil ferry]

just give people stuff and they lvoe u

[valid sleet]

but the other way around because haley 😩

[serene walrus]

What is love? baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more

[tranquil ferry]

it's reflected even in real life btw

[silver sable]

Idk, Leah seems to be the gay women's choice from what I'ce seen

[haughty wind]

[valid sleet]

me

[mystic loom]

Petition to marry all NPC's in stardew valley?

[keen eagle]

😐

[paper storm]

What did i walk into’

[tranquil ferry]

🗿

[fossil parrot]

heated debate

[tranquil ferry]

over

[hollow escarp]

Actually nvm this is way offtopic

[keen eagle]

As always

[paper storm]

LMFAO

[tranquil ferry]

neat

[modern mist]

sits in pansexual why can’t I marry 2 people lol

[fossil parrot]

We must stan our characters!!

[hollow escarp]

Most useless dishes

[tranquil ferry]

how do you "sit in a pansexual way"

[storm gazelle]

just get free love

[keen eagle]

Free love mod my beloved

[valid sleet]

you just do

[modern mist]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-akward-silence-syeed-well-gif-14614626

[errant panther]

hi

[paper storm]

Bro came prepared with tht

[serene walrus]

she is canonically actually gay if u try to kiss her (creepy) in the 2 heart cutscene (iirc?) as a girl she is liike "oh u r too?"

[fossil parrot]

Hello 👋

[modern mist]

I’m a girly lol

[keen eagle]

Two hearts???

[errant panther]

wait srsly??? i accidentally clicked it and she got awkward

[silver sable]

I've never seen that dialogie, probably because I'm not creepy

[serene walrus]

lol

[modern mist]

I have no clue how to add mods

[storm gazelle]

!mh

[novel thistle]

For help with modding issues, please ask in #archived-modded-support! When asking for assistance there, sharing an error log will help others identify your issue (see https://smapi.io/log for instructions).

[errant panther]

hru?

[mystic loom]

I chose that dialog bc I saw a video of the cutscenes with haley

[modern mist]

Emily kisses people

[hollow escarp]

I’m pretty sure the NPCs don’t have any canonical preferences and are just attracted to whatever the player wants them to be

[silver sable]

Once you add mods, it's gonna not be just one mod very very quickly

[glossy kayak]

Bah, everyone’s pan

[keen eagle]

Yeah…

[fossil parrot]

I'm fine, Ms. Honey. You?

[valid sleet]

dw bout the words under it

[tranquil ferry]

Mod support channel

[hollow escarp]

If so why don’t male NPCs get jealous if you gift female bachelors stuff and vice versa?

[tranquil ferry]

idk

[modern mist]

If I had to pick, verse bottom

[mystic loom]

Bro wtf there are ways to sit based on your preference

[glossy kayak]

🤷

[valid sleet]

i definitely sit vers top

[tranquil ferry]

Don't spouses get jealous

[glossy kayak]

Because ape didn’t think of it?

[cobalt hare]

yes

[marble dew]

the way im sitting vers rn

[keen eagle]

Where are the stereotypical crossed legs

[valid sleet]

i sit vers and vers top

[tranquil ferry]

I'm none of them

[valid sleet]

rn im sitting vers top

[modern mist]

Where is the lesbian chart lol

[tranquil ferry]

look super weird to me

[valid sleet]

wdym

[mystic loom]

Sitting Vers top BC I stubbed my right toe

[errant panther]

not bad not bad

[valid sleet]

im using this as the lesbian chart

[keen eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/al-alzolanskii-wendys-wendyzolanskii-smirk-gif-24256062

[valid sleet]

it works for me

[modern mist]

Lol

[marble dew]

bi, so i take it as that

[valid sleet]

oh id count that as vers

[errant panther]

ohh thats crazy

[tranquil ferry]

I sit like that sometimes but I'm in the middle

[valid sleet]

its basically the same as vers just more aggressive

[nova dock]

Excuse me I am not a cow 💅

[keen eagle]

Lmao

[mystic loom]

Where tf do I get beets

[native solar]

you sure

[silver sable]

Did you just necro a post from 2021

[nova dock]

Yes

[dim rover]

by force

[serene walrus]

at the store in the ||desert||

[gaunt gale]

Hey peachy

[fossil parrot]

sometimes from traveling cart and through seed maker

[mystic loom]

!haley

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948391711284019251/953848087288365076/IMG_20220316_224614_9.jpg

[mystic loom]

Thanks

[valid sleet]

AGAFfgafag

[fallow gyro]

do relationship points go down if you accept a quest then dont do it?

[mystic loom]

!Evelyn

Aw man

[native solar]

Aw

[valid sleet]

no

[native solar]

!caroline

[silver sable]

So we back in the mine

[native solar]

Aw

[valid sleet]

its only marriage candidates

[mystic loom]

!George

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812139917286703124/822161884152725584/image0.jpg

[fossil parrot]

She got nothing on

!cats

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/1027062175514247178/cats.png

[silver sable]

!lewis

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834898244097146970/953894638618550272/20220317_015619.jpg

[valid sleet]

neverrmjnd

[mystic loom]

L

[glossy kayak]

!dwarf

[novel thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831174194363891713/1098023758226272336/IMG_2158.jpg?width=901&height=676

[serene walrus]

my hand :D

[native solar]

Damn

[mystic loom]

!Jodi

[silver sable]

How does Lewis get love but not Robin

[fossil parrot]

No way you were so fed up you put it in yourself

[serene walrus]

exactly

!dwarf

[novel thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831174194363891713/1098023758226272336/IMG_2158.jpg?width=901&height=676

[native solar]

No caroline

!krobus

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706264941656539237/706265247194808370/image0.jpg

[stark bluff]

keep bot commands to #governors-mansion please

[native solar]

Sorry

[mystic loom]

Oh, sorry

[serene walrus]

lol

[native solar]

I just wanted to see the krobussy

[fossil parrot]

I was never here.

[mystic loom]

I wish we could murder

So many possibilities,

[onyx tartan]

why as a host I don't have the option to upgrade clint's watering can?

??

[primal nexus]

is it iridium already

[mystic loom]

The spa, railroad, ocean, furnace, kitchen, lava

[fossil parrot]

Literally two: kill or don't kill

[novel thistle]

@fossil parrot You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[serene walrus]

to kill or not to kill that is the question

[native solar]

Woohoo

🎉

[keen eagle]

Elliot could ||be pushed off the boat|| in that one scene

[dusty ibex]

or do u mean dont spam bot commands in here

[keen eagle]

Is that a good spoiler

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063916620570955818/1064670016416518154/IMG_0229.jpg

[stark bluff]

are you micromanaging me vil

[dusty ibex]

good job using spoilers correctly

[native solar]

Lmao

[primal nexus]

theres so many haley ppl wow
i didnt expect so many

[dusty ibex]

no but if u would like to I can 😈

[keen eagle]

Haley gets too much hate!!!

She’s gorgus

[primal nexus]

its deserved

[stark bluff]

you know what because of vil actually no bot commands at all

[keen eagle]

Nuh uh

[dusty ibex]

💀 ok this means we get no elliott commands so low-key a WWWWWWW

[valid sleet]

hello there

[primal nexus]

im so tempted to use bot commands

[haughty wind]

I’m dirt poor now but I have a “crystalarium”

[marble dew]

the people that get it get it

[serene walrus]

vil always has to ruin it for us

[native solar]

!haley

[primal nexus]

british moment

[mystic loom]

Common Niki L

[fossil parrot]

why vil

[silver sable]

Haley would be my wife if I wasn't married this playthrough

[primal nexus]

who are you?

[dusty ibex]

omg my name is tarnished

[native solar]

Haley has always been my choice since I started playing, haven't tried anyone ever sinc

[mystic loom]

Idk a person

[keen eagle]

I’m marrying like every guy and then Haley

[native solar]

No maidens? 🗿

[silver sable]

I suspect that's going to be me with the bachelors

[primal nexus]

marry everyone

[dusty ibex]

we leave that to the Elliot defenders

they can be maidenless

[serene walrus]

LMAO

[primal nexus]

elliott is the worst
he has no character outside of being a writer

[keen eagle]

They can? You mean they are…

[mystic loom]

I never befreinded Eliott before idk why people hate him

[dusty ibex]

and forever they will be 😈

[mystic loom]

I speak with him somethimes he seems pretty chill

[marble dew]

i date multiple but only marry haley

[dusty ibex]

his writing SUCKS TOO

[fossil parrot]

best character trait, no bias

[primal nexus]

fr

[silver sable]

Me irl

[marble dew]

elliot has always given me just weird vibes

[keen eagle]

Ok guys as much as I would like to participate in spouse wars I need to go

[silver sable]

I feel his process of writing doesn't hit like a real writer would

[dusty ibex]

ok have fun

[silver sable]

Bye!

[mystic loom]

About to finish mysterious qi

[native solar]

No you must stay for the annual daily spouse wars

Support our clan of Haley defenders

[mystic loom]

Cya

[keen eagle]

But… Math

[primal nexus]

atleast theres no sf vs af anymore

[serene walrus]

pretentious man idk i always read his text in fancy way i cant help it

[dusty ibex]

he be acting like he just read a thesaurus fr

[fossil parrot]

Once per year, per day, said per vert.

[gaunt gale]

^^^

[dense lintel]

vil

[mystic loom]

A

[dense lintel]

vil

[primal nexus]

spoiler btw

[marble dew]

lmao yesss i always feel like he's just talking down to me

[primal nexus]

fr

[valid sleet]

spoiler this

[dusty ibex]

we hate elliot we hate Elliot we hate Elliot

[dusty ibex]

hi

[marble dew]

even though i'm the one with a huge plot of land and he lives in a shack

[silver sable]

I wish there was an explanation for the speech tbh

[dense lintel]

zingus or bingus?

[dusty ibex]

Bingus

[dense lintel]

:(

[keen eagle]

I absolutely don’t like Elliot but he’s the first person I made my boyfriend in all of my play throughs . I don’t know how it happened

[warm trout]

should i choose miner or geologist

[serene walrus]

ill go with zingus just for u

[silver sable]

Like I feel like a heart event about him growing up reading too much Victorian novels and now that's how he speaks would be hilarious

[dusty ibex]

why why why

[dense lintel]

thanks peachy

[dense lintel]

zingus is my pfp rn

[dusty ibex]

ok I choose zingus

[dense lintel]

just look at him

[dusty ibex]

I thought u were just asking what word sounds cooler

[valid sleet]

zingus

[silver stirrup]

omg

[serene walrus]

look at his moves DAMN

[silver stirrup]

omg that made my day a whole lot better

[valid sleet]

omnom

[dense lintel]

zingus supremacy

[silver stirrup]

yes

[dense lintel]

anyways back to whatever you guys were talking about

[silver stirrup]

zingus the king of cats

[dense lintel]

sorry to hijack the conversation

[silver stirrup]

i didnt even know what they were talking about xD what were you guys talking about??

[serene walrus]

how much smelliott smells

[silver stirrup]

o

[primal nexus]

real

[fossil parrot]

Best marriage and some murder

[dusty ibex]

we hate elliot we hate Elliot we hate elliot

[silver sable]

Spouse Wars II

[silver stirrup]

elliot lives on a beach and a hut prob doesnt have a shower OR EVEN A WATER SYSTEM so bro smells like fucking shit

[silver sable]

Or whatever number we are at now

[fallow gyro]

maybe he washes in the ocean

[serene walrus]

but the ocean smells

[silver stirrup]

just bathing in seawater feels wierd ngl

weird

[silver stirrup]

guess whats the reason

[silver sable]

But it would take so long for him to get out of those stuffy clothes

[silver stirrup]

for that

[cobalt hare]

Do any of the other NPC's have showers?

[silver sable]

Oh yeah, I talked about that earlier

They have sinks....

[fast palm]

Bro the farmer house doesn’t even have a bathroom either 💀

[marble dew]

so everyone smells

[cobalt hare]

Exactly

[marble dew]

except haley

[fast palm]

ig they shower at the spa 🤷‍♂️

[keen eagle]

That’s ok because we probably smell like hell either way

[silver stirrup]

atleast we can go to the spa

[silver sable]

I imagine Joja Mart and Morris have a sterile non smell but that's it

[fast palm]

True

[cobalt hare]

You're right! I forgot about that!

[silver stirrup]

smelliot is smelly and doesnt even know the spa is open

[silver sable]

Who goes to the spa?

[keen eagle]

Alex I think

[silver stirrup]

LIKE EVEN IF ITS BEEN 5 YEARS

[silver stirrup]

i go there every year and so far i have beeen therre 4 times

[fast palm]

Where my fellow Elliot defenders at

[cobalt hare]

He works out there and that's it

[fast palm]

We cant let our man get slandered like this

[cobalt hare]

Here!

[silver stirrup]

even though i am on y2

[keen eagle]

I love him either way i

[fast palm]

We shall unite

[silver stirrup]

elliot=smelliot

(real)

[fast palm]

[silver sable]

You can get the same effects from a bath as you can with eating cheese and other meals

[silver stirrup]

@keen eagle bro what is your about me

[silver sable]

I wonder when the Elliot fans are gonna come in like the Haley fans did earlier

[silver stirrup]

oh oh shiver me timbers not the short dagger that does 4 dmg

EVERY HOUR

[native solar]

He seems to really love what he loves

[valid sleet]

an amalgamation of hashtags

[keen eagle]

It’s about me

[keen eagle]

I love many things yes

[fast palm]

[silver stirrup]

wow

[onyx tartan]

i have basic watering can

[halcyon light]

Bruh

[fast palm]

Bro what

[silver stirrup]

lol L

[valid sleet]

i love her so much <3

[silver stirrup]

who falls in dirt and thinks geh

[native solar]

What's the hashtags going to do though... Usually they're used to categorize things for social media like twitter..

[silver sable]

Why are you and Haley getting muddy in the trees?

Camera glitch?

[cobalt hare]

lol

[silver stirrup]

what do u mean by that

[valid sleet]

idk im just saying what i see

[halcyon light]

No

[native solar]

Stardew xxx mod 😏

[silver stirrup]

DOTN

[native solar]

Nah jk

[halcyon light]

It's still cindersap forest

[silver stirrup]

DONT

[serene walrus]

tbf i make random noises when i get hurt or fall so ya

[native solar]

Either way I don't think they've updated it yet

[silver sable]

Peachy a roblox character

[native solar]

Haley was supposed to be the next update

[halcyon light]

I will disintegrate you

[native solar]

Surely you jest

[silver stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-know-what-you-know-chief-detective-oscar-finlay-reacher-how-did-you-know-that-information-how-do-you-know-that-gif-24764730

[native solar]

Secret

[cobalt hare]

That's terrible

[silver stirrup]

how do u unlock the arts of gambling

i want to know

[native solar]

Do what I do, work at a casino

[silver sable]

Be a Seasoned Farmer

[silver stirrup]

oh ok

basically 500k?

earned

or a million

[native solar]

I've earned more than that, but I'm still poor

[silver sable]

It's a....less money based route, I recommend the other channel

[halcyon light]

You mean the ||casino||?

[silver stirrup]

yea

ama continue in seasoned farmers

[halcyon light]

#stardew-spoilers ||it's beyond the valley so||

[haughty wind]

I have 568g but I unlocked the dessert

[silver stirrup]

yea same

though i have 50k but that doesnt matter

thats for the house

[fallow gyro]

just discovered holding down right click

game changing lol

[cobalt hare]

It's winter and I haven't been able to farm shit lol

I've been grinding in the mines

[hollow escarp]

Winter Seeds exist but otherwise… yeah

[haughty wind]

I died in the mines I lost all my money my sword and some valuable stuff

[pine raven]

that’s unfortunate

[haughty wind]

From 68g to dirt poor

[serene walrus]

thats fun

[native solar]

Yep lmao

[mystic loom]

what does it do

holding right click

[vale merlin]

who is your favourite person to marry

[mystic loom]

haley

[vale merlin]

mine is haley

too

[serene walrus]

abby

[primal nexus]

leah for vanilla

[dense lintel]

haley

[pine raven]

yess

[halcyon light]

Krobus

No

No

[serene walrus]

yes

yes

[dense lintel]

peachy

[halcyon light]

NO

[dense lintel]

you do know what that means right?

[dusty ibex]

krobussy

[serene walrus]

[dusty ibex]

wait my favourite spouse is leah

[halcyon light]

[dusty ibex]

cuz one of us has to be a ginger n it’s not me

[serene walrus]

uhuh

[dense lintel]

ginger couple

[serene walrus]

when will yall u take over the world

[dusty ibex]

gimger couple is if peachy married elliott

[serene walrus]

EWWW I WOULD NEVER

[dense lintel]

peachy is ginger?

[dusty ibex]

yea how could u not know

[serene walrus]

💀 i did one time BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT

[dusty ibex]

LMAO

[sinful nymph]

please help where do i find horseradish ive played through like 20 days and havent found a single piece

[dusty ibex]

I hope u left him scarred when u divorced him

[serene walrus]

i did :D

i sliingshot eggs at him ever now and then

[dense lintel]

spring forage

[dusty ibex]

here u go

[dense lintel]

if you are in spring

[sinful nymph]

any specific areas

[dense lintel]

^

[dense lintel]

this

[sinful nymph]

si

[dense lintel]

sorry for the ping vil

[dusty ibex]

u can use a chair to sneak into secret woods too

it’s ok I get 4 million pings a day anyway

[sinful nymph]

ive gone through the backwoods like 3 times and i havent seen anything

[dusty ibex]

then u gotta wait for it to reset on sunday

[sinful nymph]

on seperate days

[sinful nymph]

oh ok

[dusty ibex]

bruv

[dusty ibex]

why not sneak into secret woods

[sinful nymph]

ok cool let me just do that in year 1 spring

[serene walrus]

thats fiddlehead fern

[halcyon light]

Oh i didnt read

[serene walrus]

lol

[dusty ibex]

bruv

[halcyon light]

I need to sleep

[dusty ibex]

u can use a chair to do that

u don’t need to cut the tree down

[halcyon light]

I cant see things clearly

Anyways

[serene walrus]

sleep

[bold shadow]

stardew players know no limit

[sinful nymph]

it was ||prehistoric floor on sc||

like og message

[dusty ibex]

u wha

oh ok I see

[dense lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wtf-mmm-gif-24016675

[bold shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/this-the-cat-cat-important-he-gif-22182984

[serene walrus]

you can get fiddlehead in secret woods too but like in the summer

[dense lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/this-the-cat-cat-important-he-gif-22182984

[dense lintel]

hello

[dusty ibex]

!xp @clever spire

[novel thistle]

They have 291740 XP all-time, and 15130 XP this month

[clever spire]

hello pika

[serene walrus]

luuuuuucccccyyyyy

[dusty ibex]

hi lucy!!!!!

[clever spire]

hello peachy

hello vil

[serene walrus]

wait brb i go gey boyger

[dusty ibex]

!xp

[novel thistle]

You have 189910 XP all-time, and 30810 XP this month

[dense lintel]

lucy do you like zingus?

[dusty ibex]

ok I just realised how long desperado will take

[dense lintel]

and

how long will it take

[dusty ibex]

💀

[clever spire]

little beby

[silver sable]

Me with farmer role

[dusty ibex]

well I got 30k xp this month

it’s gonna be like 3-4 months of this activeness n i dont think i will be as active

[clever spire]

lel

trying to get it done by this month

[dusty ibex]

this month

[clever spire]

yuuuuh

[dusty ibex]

you’ll get to 999

spend another whole month not knowing what to say for desperado 😭

[cobalt hare]

Year 1 lol, Pierre didn't have shit

[halcyon light]

Wow, I just take a look at #farms-and-outfits ' house interior designs and realize how shit my house is

[clever spire]

i’m so stuck

[eternal bramble]

Hello

[silver stirrup]

guys am gonna try to sell all my tea saplings

i think i am gonna be rich

[eternal bramble]

I have 68 starfruit wine rn

But not selling it lol

[silver stirrup]

u should tbh

i heard aging it isnt worth it