stardew-valley

[last wigeon]

sebastians mother!!!!

I am 17

[cobalt hare]

Probably seen one person older than me in here

Ahahahahah

[valid sleet]

how old are you?

[cobalt hare]

25

[civic nexus]

too old

[valid sleet]

oh okay nice

[last wigeon]

skill issue

[civic nexus]

go to bed grandma

[valid sleet]

damn

[cobalt hare]

It's morning in here

[civic nexus]

go

to

bed

[cobalt hare]

NO

[civic nexus]

GO

TO

BED

[cobalt hare]

Grandma** has to do something

[civic nexus]

like going to bed

[cobalt hare]

No

[teal vapor]

bruh

[civic nexus]

go to bed

ur too old

[cobalt hare]

Well

[teal vapor]

25 aint even that old

[cobalt hare]

This is the tax of telling my age

[civic nexus]

anyone older than 0 years is old

[cobalt hare]

Lmao

[teal vapor]

ok fetus

[cobalt hare]

🤣

[teal vapor]

[civic nexus]

thats why u say "im 25 years old"

[civic nexus]

my brain

[valid sleet]

real

[civic nexus]

nah im old too

[teal vapor]

hm

[cobalt hare]

How old are you

I want to keep the title to myself

[civic nexus]

im 16 years old

[teal vapor]

sure arent actin like it

[cobalt hare]

Good

[teal vapor]

good lird with how youre acting i thought you were 13 at most

[cobalt hare]

That' means I'm the second oldest person in here I hope 😌

[teal vapor]

[dense lintel]

I did not think you were 25

[grave bridge]

[civic nexus]

seems like their 12 ngl

[last wigeon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cobalt hare]

😭 why is that?

[civic nexus]

bruh

[cobalt hare]

Lmao y'all

[dense lintel]

I have no idea

I just assumed you were much younger

[teal vapor]

ive heard someone in vc that was in her 40s i think and then theres dave whos 56

[last wigeon]

my handddd

[dense lintel]

everything about your profile screams gen-z to me tbh

[cobalt hare]

Oh yea I know about Dave

[civic nexus]

tru

[civic nexus]

dave the pizza guy?

[cobalt hare]

Yes 🤣 exactly because I'm a genz "apparently"

97 🙂🙂🙂 why did they have to put us there 😭

[teal vapor]

i dont wanna ping him cuz its almost 4am cst and i think he's in a similar timezone LMAO

[grave bridge]

appy baby

[civic nexus]

oop

[teal vapor]

god yeah us older "gen z" really dont actually fit in with the stereotypes and whatnot LMAO

[civic nexus]

gen z is e

so am i generation zombie?

[cobalt hare]

Yeah.. the only thing we managed to do is understand all those weird words they use 😐

[last wigeon]

affirmative

[civic nexus]

time to bite ppl

[cobalt hare]

Probably

Lemme join

I have been wanting to do this

[civic nexus]

lets go bite ppl

[devout ridge]

I want hayley to suck my schloong

[cobalt hare]

Less go

[teal vapor]

i think the ppl born from like 1995 to 2001 shouldn't actually be considered gen z

[cobalt hare]

Bombastic side eye

[civic nexus]

so that means yall are generation bomb?

[valid sleet]

*haley

[civic nexus]

ur the generation of bombers

[teal vapor]

bruh 💀

[cobalt hare]

Bombers in a good or bad way because

Omg

[teal vapor]

BRUH?

[civic nexus]

lol

[cobalt hare]

We saw that

[valid sleet]

wtf thats not funny

[last wigeon]

dont make me say it

[devout ridge]

💀

Lol

[cobalt hare]

Dude chill

[teal vapor]

dude dont be fuckin weird

[dense lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-micheal-pipe-bomb-pipe-bomb-gif-21201959

[civic nexus]

who said what now? i was watchin the vid

[devout ridge]

I'm bored

[swift mural]

what happened

[civic nexus]

oooo lemme go get it real quick

[civic nexus]

stardew

[devout ridge]

H!tler respawned 😱😨😰

[teal vapor]

hmmm to play some stardew or nah

[last wigeon]

💣

[civic nexus]

to play stardew or not to play stardew

[last wigeon]

this fucker is gonna get banned

[civic nexus]

ur choice

[cobalt hare]

That's the question

[haughty wind]

Why did I find a empty capsule on my farm

[civic nexus]

the greatest question

[cobalt hare]

Amen

[civic nexus]

aliens my friend aliens

[swift mural]

what

[haughty wind]

Game confusing

[last wigeon]

creepy pasta

[cobalt hare]

I'll good it has a good meaning because we are just cool by nature

[civic nexus]

read the wiki

[civic nexus]

hmm?

[dense lintel]

oh no! You've let the creature grow and break out of it's cage

it will now forever haunt your save

[cobalt hare]

Be careful

[dense lintel]

believe it or not I am not actually lying

[teal vapor]

what is the creature tho

[cobalt hare]

An alien

[haughty wind]

“The weeds are damaging my farm”

Neglecting my farm because Stardew is fishing simulator

[teal vapor]

[haughty wind]

[teal vapor]

wtf mobile player

[haughty wind]

Internet trash so no can play on comsole

[swift mural]

Just got level 5 fishing

[haughty wind]

To poor to have pc

[cobalt hare]

This photo looks unsettling

Someone is obsessed with fishing

[teal vapor]

...oof
i frequently forget that many people dont even have like a laptop

[haughty wind]

Fisher and angler because money

[cobalt hare]

Bro why is theme like too bright

I'm blind now

[civic nexus]

weed does damage

[cobalt hare]

I hate fishing

[haughty wind]

I am not get rid of weed

[cobalt hare]

I don't like peace so I go to the mines almost everyday

[haughty wind]

Fishing over farming

[teal vapor]

i had all my other skills at 10 except fishing for almost 2 years ingame

[civic nexus]

skill issue

[cobalt hare]

No

It's the way I live now

[haughty wind]

190 bait on my fishing rod

[civic nexus]

skill issue

[civic nexus]

sus

[swift mural]

I loved mines but im too weak for level 30 mines so i went fishing

[haughty wind]

I had 300 before I think

[swift mural]

i still go to mines every now and then for baits and copper

[teal vapor]

i was like what the fuck, for level 30??

[haughty wind]

I like going in bare-bones because I like suffering

[teal vapor]

forgor this is new farmers

[haughty wind]

I somehow got to 120

[teal vapor]

the base mines are pretty easy

[cobalt hare]

Yeah you definitely LOVE suffering

[haughty wind]

Summer day 1 year 2

I’ve caught 27 different kinds of fish

[teal vapor]

catch all of them smh

[civic nexus]

u like suffering by going to mine everyday

[silver stirrup]

YOOO I UNLOCKED THE SEWERS WOOOOO

[teal vapor]

💀💀

[civic nexus]

man so happy to go into the stinky sewer

[silver stirrup]

yes

[civic nexus]

everyone's sewage

[silver stirrup]

i can finally meet krobus now

[civic nexus]

yea

but at what cost?

[cobalt hare]

Yes ♥️

[civic nexus]

[teal vapor]

i need to go mining again ive only done ||skull cavern|| recently

[haughty wind]

Who needs upgraded axe when upgraded trash

[cobalt hare]

I miss going to the mines with people

[teal vapor]

gotta farm a shitload of iron bc im always low on iron

fuck buying ore from clint

[civic nexus]

bruh

[cobalt hare]

Do you even buy from clint?

[teal vapor]

stinky man has made a fortune from the number of geodes ive had him crack open

[civic nexus]

u need upgraded axe for the logs

[haughty wind]

But 8 gold from selling stuff

[civic nexus]

u wont be able to get to the ||secret forest|| without steel axe

[fringe wagon]

Chair

[haughty wind]

I wanna trash my watering can

[valid sleet]

do it

[civic nexus]

yea tru

[civic nexus]

ok

[haughty wind]

Game no let me trash the water can

Game bad

[civic nexus]

no ur just a skill issue

[pulsar patio]

Don't care + didn't ask + l + ratio

[haughty wind]

I found a “rare disc”

Trash is go

[civic nexus]

what does "l+ratio" mean

[haughty wind]

Whats lratio

[civic nexus]

bro put it in museum

[haughty wind]

I am already put in trash

[civic nexus]

bruh

[haughty wind]

Yay 90g

[pulsar patio]

Me in my head: dontmakeadeltarunereferencedontmakeadeltarunereference

[haughty wind]

English when

[pulsar patio]

When ur mom

[tropic fox]

normal day in new farmers

[pulsar patio]

Yes

[haughty wind]

Can I bomb my way into the not ||secret wuds||

[tropic fox]

i dont think so

[cobalt hare]

No

You can use another way

Though

[haughty wind]

I’m gonna find a bat with a bomb strapped to it kill the bat to have the bomb and Bo mb the trunk

Also ???

[civic nexus]

coughs u might have to spoiler ||secret wuds||

[tropic fox]

It aint post cc

so don't listen to them

[haughty wind]

It isn’t secret when most people know it

[civic nexus]

yea but ppl told me not to talk about the ||secret woods|| in this channel

[haughty wind]

Iguana

[civic nexus]

tru

[pulsar patio]

Well technically you could unlock it after cc

[tropic fox]

i unlocked the secret woods and I've only finished 50% of the community center

[civic nexus]

yea if u dont know about it

[civic nexus]

yea but some ppl never read the wiki cause of spoilers

so we have to think about them

the ppl who hate spoilers smh

[tropic fox]

as soon as you get the steel axe you unlock the secret woods

[civic nexus]

yea not unless u know which log to break

[haughty wind]

I think I’ve been playing since early February

[tropic fox]

ok

[haughty wind]

I bought a single chicken without knowing how to feed it

[halcyon light]

Buddy

Wtf

[haughty wind]

I took a couple eggs and then so,d the chicken

[pulsar patio]

Animal abuse

[haughty wind]

Can I sell my dog

[tropic fox]

your nickname tells me everything

[halcyon light]

Username checks out

[haughty wind]

I think the dog has something wrong with it because it runs into stuff and sometimes blocks the bed

[halcyon light]

Kill them

[tropic fox]

that's just the way they are

[halcyon light]

[haughty wind]

I wanna sell my dog for 1g

[tropic fox]

you can't

[haughty wind]

Why

[halcyon light]

Bozo you shouldn't adopt him at the first place 😂

[haughty wind]

Can throwing rocks at the dog make it run away

[tropic fox]

l+ratio

[halcyon light]

No lmao

[haughty wind]

What lratio some kind of food

[halcyon light]

Most normal day in #stardew-valley

[tropic fox]

ignore this person probs, they're trolling

[tropic fox]

petition to rename this channel to ohio farmers

[halcyon light]

💀

[tropic fox]

this is ohio but in discord

[pulsar patio]

It might be because its so early

In the day its mostly normal

[haughty wind]

How can a slime have a diamond a bat have a bomb and a shadow figure have light essence

[halcyon light]

Ask ConcernedApe. We also dont know

[strange ledge]

KIRA?

[native solar]

The slime one is quite easy, slimes in all of fantasy media, eat stone, minerals, and y'know not food. So it could've simply eaten that diamond. The bat, must've picked it up somewhere as the bats are known for picking up fruit, like an eagle to a rabbit. So it could've simply mistakened the Bomb as fruit.

[strange ledge]

aww your not light🙄

[native solar]

Shadow figure could simply maybe just my theory could be a yin and yang reference

In every darkness there is light and in every light there is darkness

[halcyon light]

What?

[pulsar patio]

Don't ask

[strange ledge]

no

i was talking ab death note bruh

[west trench]

hiya

[strange ledge]

KERMIT

[west trench]

HI HO

[strange ledge]

can you do a kermit impression?

[west trench]

ITS THE MUPPET SHOW WITH OUR VERY SPECIAL GUEST.. SUSHI YEEEAHAAHEYWYEHAEHWYWYWHAYWYEYWY

[strange ledge]

ii can doi the kermit voice

[west trench]

omg i wanna hear it

[halcyon light]

D

[west trench]

anyway uh do some of u peeps play the mobile port? cause i wanna know yalls opinion about the controls..

[strange ledge]

nahh

[halcyon light]

Sucks

[velvet forum]

I like it. But I wish you could tap/hold to harvest a line of plants/machines.

[halcyon light]

(I play on mobile)

[dusty ibex]

yea I had a long play through on mobile

[halcyon light]

Nah jk

[dusty ibex]

it was ok once I changed the controls to move around better

[halcyon light]

You'll get used to it, eventually

[velvet forum]

Pinch zoom is so handy. And tap to move.

[west trench]

Hmm ic ic ill give it a try

[halcyon light]

Hehee~

[dusty ibex]

you can change it so you get a joystick to move

[velvet forum]

I could never get comfortable with the invisible buttons/joystick. But I'm an old fogey.

[halcyon light]

You guys use invisible buttons?

[faint magnet]

how can i farm stone?

[lilac skiff]

should i choose mushrooms or bats to appear in the cave?

[halcyon light]

Just blow up things on sc

[valid sleet]

you can go to the mines or buy it from robin

[faint magnet]

ion have explosive ammo

[valid sleet]

up to you, depends on what you want it for

[lilac skiff]

idk its my first time playing

[valid sleet]

fruit bat is good for cc

[strange ledge]

yes

[velvet forum]

spam the first level of the mines for boulders

[valid sleet]

and it works with foraging level so if you have botanist you can get iridium fruit

[strange ledge]

i used tp fo m ushys but fruits better

[faint magnet]

bet ty

[valid sleet]

mushroom spawns everyday but is always normal quality

[lilac skiff]

cc?

[valid sleet]

community center

[lilac skiff]

i didnt fix it yet

[valid sleet]

mushrooms can be used to craft life elixir and put in a seed maker for fall seeds

[strange ledge]

i js farm copper/silver in the mines and get stone

[valid sleet]

its to help fix it

you fix it by completing bundles and a lot of the fruits are in those bundles

[lilac skiff]

oh okay, so ill choose bats

[valid sleet]

👍

[teal vapor]

yeah fruits are better

[faint magnet]

best fire quartz layer?

[vagrant verge]

the last ones

[faint magnet]

no way

[tropic fox]

the fuck seb

why won't you ask for a child

[strange ledge]

i irl gf played boyfriend simulator instead of classic stv

seb and shane🙄

[valid sleet]

nah

haley 😍😍😍

[strange ledge]

emily

[valid sleet]

she crazy

haley tho 🥵

[frigid cloud]

is it really worth to make deluxe barn even i dont want to buy sheeps or pigs

[strange ledge]

yes

[valid sleet]

yes

more space

plus autofeed

[velvet forum]

autofeed is bae

[valid sleet]

i think auto feed is deluxe idk i dont remember

[strange ledge]

auto feeding and more space

[frigid cloud]

oh yes

[frigid cloud]

it is

[frigid cloud]

do i need sheeps or goats instead of cows

[valid sleet]

okay cool i always forget cause i dont really use coops and barns that much

[frigid cloud]

i want 12 cows

[hollow escarp]

No. Pigs are extremely profitable though

[valid sleet]

pigs are bedt

best

[strange ledge]

i get one of a;; thrn use pigs

[frigid cloud]

bro

15kg

[hollow escarp]

You will probably want want at least 1 goat/pig regardless for the community center

[hollow escarp]

Kilograms, or 15k gold?

[valid sleet]

its worth it trust me

[frigid cloud]

i will sell them after i use them

[valid sleet]

15k gold

[frigid cloud]

15k gold

[fringe wagon]

Pigs are 16k gold actually

[frigid cloud]

oh really

[hollow escarp]

But how many kilograms are they?

[valid sleet]

good question

probably depends on the age

[tropic fox]

joe mama

[hollow escarp]

50-350 apparently

[fringe wagon]

The high price is very much worth it

No animal outclasses pigs in income
Not even the lategame and endgame animal

[wooden smelt]

Hello

[valid sleet]

hi

[errant panther]

hi

[hollow escarp]

Not even the lategame coop animal?

[errant panther]

bro what time is it for u cause everyone we were talking to r asleep lmao 😢

[fringe wagon]

Yeah that's what I meant by endgame animal

[hollow escarp]

Oh wow

[valid sleet]

its 3:10 am why do you ask

[errant panther]

omg go to sleep

[valid sleet]

nah its fine

my sleep schedules already fucked anyway

[hollow escarp]

6:10 over here. Dragon is probably Californian I assume

[valid sleet]

who says im from the us?

(i am)

[frigid cloud]

will i get truffle everyday

[hollow escarp]

Your timezone

[valid sleet]

canada

[faint magnet]

is robin always gone on tuesdays?

[valid sleet]

mexico

[errant panther]

yes unless its raining or winter

[valid sleet]

south america in general

[errant panther]

but only for pig adults

[frigid cloud]

its coming winter

[fringe wagon]

Yes

[hollow escarp]

Is west Canada that populated? Idk how much (if any) of South America falls into that particular timezone

[frigid cloud]

fall 22th

[faint magnet]

damn

[frigid cloud]

lol

[wooden smelt]

22th

[valid sleet]

idk

[hollow escarp]

But California definitely makes up the majority population in said timezone. Just an assumption, far from entirely fact

[valid sleet]

my point is just that not only us has pst

thats true

but also oregon and washington

[errant panther]

is ur pig an adult? if it is then itll give u truffles everyday until winter (exceptions i said ewrlier)

[valid sleet]

and nevada and stuff

[frigid cloud]

uh you know english isnt my first language

[wooden smelt]

Fair enough then

[frigid cloud]

winter is coming so ill buy pigs later

[errant panther]

ohh so u havent gotten pigs yet, yeah thats a good idea then

wait until spring

[frigid cloud]

yey

[quick olive]

Hey, I'veg ot nearly 30k gold now. Is now a good time to start getting a new rod or the final knapsack upgrade?

[fringe wagon]

Buy pigs roughly 10 days before Spring starts

So they'll be fully grown and start producing truffles as soon as the next year comes

[wooden smelt]

if you buy them now can you not befriend them over winter so they produce more truffles in spring?

[quick olive]

or maybe the steel axe?

[errant panther]

thats also@a good idea

[fringe wagon]

Backpack upgrade

[hollow escarp]

FYI it’s supposed to be “21st” for numbers which end in 1, “22nd” for numbers which end in 2, and “23rd” for numbers which end in 3. Totally understandable mistake though

[frigid cloud]

ah god

[quick olive]

Alright. I'm mid-way through fall

[hollow escarp]

I wish I knew literally any language besides English lol

[quick olive]

I can't get it now since it's the day after the festival (and thus a wendsday) but I can get it tomorrow.

[valid sleet]

fr

[frigid cloud]

idk what to do rn

[valid sleet]

im literally german chinese and japanese yet my parents thought why would i need to know those

especially chinese

[hollow escarp]

Do your parents speak them? I recommend learning them regardless if so

[wooden smelt]

To be fair people who have English as their first language are lucky. English is terrible to learn for a non-native speaker

[valid sleet]

like the amount of relatives i cant understand us annoying

[wooden smelt]

English is so unbelievably complicated

[hollow escarp]

It’s good for your mind, and an all around useful skill to know 2 languages

[valid sleet]

my mom speaks german and my dad understands canto but cant speak it fluently

[wooden smelt]

Undoubtedly so

[tropic fox]

its important bc not all the locals in japan understand and speak english

[fringe wagon]

English is one of the most difficult languages to learn lel

If you know English, consider yourself lucky

[valid sleet]

and neither of them know japanese

[wooden smelt]

^

[hollow escarp]

Do you speak from experience? I’ve been told this a lot and hate English’s rules myself but don’t have any other languages I know to compare from

[valid sleet]

i mean luckily japanese is one of the easiest languages to learn if you speak english as your first language

[tropic fox]

I am Filipino, I don't have english as my first language but for me, It's easy to learn

[hollow escarp]

Then again any non-English speaker is bound to find languages besides their own to be more complicated so idk that non-English speakers would even know that

[tropic fox]

I've spoke Tagalog as a child

[wooden smelt]

I myself am a native engilsh speaker but i had friends who have primarily French as their first language and apparently it was hard for them

[tropic fox]

Probably because I became a school journalist at the age of 12

[wooden smelt]

and they had to learn a lot of languages as they moved around a lot

[tropic fox]

11 and 13*

I don't make that much mistakes speaking the language

I had difficulty speaking in general as a child bc of my underbite

[valid sleet]

im just straight up dyslexic

so like reading out loud really trips me up

[hollow escarp]

Reminds me of a kid I knew as a child who knew at least the basics of an astounding 7 languages at the age of 13. That or he was extremely good at pretending to know them.

[tropic fox]

Wearing braces get me to stutter sometimes

[wooden smelt]

Did he live in those countries at one point or was it just from study?

[hollow escarp]

Is this reasonably possible or was he likely an adept liar? (Spent much of his life in India which gave him exposure to a variety of languages I assume)

[valid sleet]

and also while writing or typing ill write things wrong like because and their or ill type letters or entire words early which makes it hard to understand

[hollow escarp]

He spent time in India as well as… idk where else probably neighboring countries or something.

Absolutely amazed and still amazes me though.

[wooden smelt]

Oh no it's definitely possible, people can be really smart. And if you're proficient at learning one language you'll probably be able to learn a lot more

just from having the skills

[valid sleet]

yea

[hollow escarp]

Kid was really smart but had serious trauma and depression related issues.

[frigid cloud]

so guys ill be trying to have 12 pigs (200k gold) (im gonna die)

[valid sleet]

just like how you can be naturally gifted at learning music and instruments it can be the same for languages

[valid sleet]

youll be fine

[hollow escarp]

They’ll pay for themselves believe it or not

[frigid cloud]

okay

[pulsar patio]

If you wanna you can make truffle oil and sell it for double the price

[halcyon light]

200k gold isnt that expensive

[fringe wagon]

Truffle oil sucks

Just sell the truffles raw

[hollow escarp]

That’s a bit harsh. It’s not the most profitable but worth making

[valid sleet]

early game it can be

[strange ledge]

year 1/2 it is

[cunning silo]

it depends on who you are

[strange ledge]

js bc your on year 69 doesnt mean 200k is low

esp if it was one day

[halcyon light]

Year 69 💀

[strange ledge]

yup

[velvet forum]

It's not double with the right foraging profession

it's only 20% increase

[chrome citrus]

Is it even worth making a recycling machine?

[fringe wagon]

If you want to get cloth super early yes

[valid sleet]

yes

[fringe wagon]

For the rest of the game, no

[pulsar patio]

It was a joke

[wooden smelt]

in what time period is that a joke

[chrome citrus]

What's cloth early useful for

[valid sleet]

that was not funny

[fringe wagon]

Sewing machine access

[velvet forum]

You can't tell via text-only communication. I use emoji or (/j) or something for that reason.

[pulsar patio]

Remember that "when life gives you lemons call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price"

[velvet forum]

Never heard that 'til now

[valid sleet]

that is the first time im hearing this

[pulsar patio]

May or may not be an issue with your skills

[chrome citrus]

Uhh so cosmetics?

[valid sleet]

basically

[fringe wagon]

Yea

Vanity

[chrome citrus]

Oh ok
So if I don't care then just throw all the rubbish out

[fringe wagon]

You can't get any fancy clothes for your character without a sewing machine

[velvet forum]

You can mill wheat/rice. Meh.

[pulsar patio]

You need 1 for cc and 4 for a mill

[chrome citrus]

I didn't think that was useful

[valid sleet]

guys should i sleep its 3:35 am

[chrome citrus]

Oh ok
I'm not too worried about cc rn though so maybe when I want to work on it

[chrome citrus]

Yes sleep

[velvet forum]

It is if you get the home cook bundle at the cc

[chrome citrus]

Wdym if?

[hollow escarp]

Yes

[swift mural]

I just accidentally gifted cobblestone path to a kid on her birthday

[velvet forum]

it's a remixed bundle

[valid sleet]

okay gn

[chrome citrus]

Dang

[valid sleet]

see yall in like 3 or 4 hours

[chrome citrus]

Oh ok

[velvet forum]

(wrong reply)

[hollow escarp]

Sleep?

[pulsar patio]

Sleep bundle, in bedroom in cc. Unlocks idk

[hollow escarp]

Made with normal bed, double bed, birch double bed, and modern bed

[pulsar patio]

The question is what it would unlock....

[cobalt hare]

No

Nothing

[velvet forum]

Unlock pup tent. If you have it in inventory when passing out, you avoid the gold penalty.

[cobalt hare]

I wish

[pulsar patio]

Thats good yea

[frigid cloud]

what should i do? buy pigs in winter and get more quality truffle in spring or buy cows in winter and make money for buying more pigs in spring

lifes question

[pulsar patio]

Although I meant more like how the crop bundle unlocks the greenhouse

[fringe wagon]

The first one

[frigid cloud]

you sure?

[fringe wagon]

Yes

[pulsar patio]

Well, its hard to get hay during winter

[frigid cloud]

yea it is and i dont know what to do

[pulsar patio]

Cows need to be fed to make milk

[frigid cloud]

pigs too

[fringe wagon]

Just buy from Marnie

[hollow escarp]

I’d buy winter pigs and spend your time feeding and petting them so they are producing truffles day 1 of spring

[pulsar patio]

Wait really?

[frigid cloud]

im not that rich

[hollow escarp]

You can stop feeding them once they are grown during winter

[frigid cloud]

wait idk doesnt pig eat hay

[pulsar patio]

They all eat hay

[hollow escarp]

They will survive. Just hope they don’t gain a craving for human flesh

[fringe wagon]

They need hearts to produce truffles
Not feeding them decreases hearts

[pulsar patio]

But pigs don't need food to find trufgle

[fringe wagon]

Or more particularly, a higher chance to produce more than one truffle per day

[hollow escarp]

Yeah but they will be at 0 hearts when first bought anyways

Won’t be producing over winter regardless and hay is extra expensive during winter season

So I say just get them to maturity and let them starve

[velvet forum]

At max hearts they average 2.5-3/day depending on available space.

[dark thunder]

should i change all of my chicken to void chicken, or keep some?

[velvet forum]

So it's in your favor to get hearts while they are maturing.

[hollow escarp]

Void chickens are less profitable

[pulsar patio]

How do you have half a truffle

[crude tapir]

void chicken r a tiny bit less profitable than chickens so yeah

[frigid cloud]

i still dont know what to do

[dark thunder]

owh so what are they for?

[hollow escarp]

…It’s an average

[velvet forum]

Normal chickens are more profit but void chickens hearts don't matter at all.

[frigid cloud]

hay is the problem

[hollow escarp]

Give more money at low friendship. Also void eggs are loved be a certain somebody

[pulsar patio]

Wait idea

Do u have greenhouse?

[dark thunder]

daym i alr sold 2 chicken 😔

[frigid cloud]

me?

[velvet forum]

It's based on a % chance to find a truffle. There's a 100% chance for the first attempt, then after that a 2/3 chance to make another attempt. There is no limit.

[pulsar patio]

Yes you

[hollow escarp]

They won’t produce truffles in winter anyways though

[frigid cloud]

no i dont

[velvet forum]

Under perfect conditions, i.e. no failed attempts, the pig can always find an open tile, etc., the average would be 3/day.

[pulsar patio]

Oh

[velvet forum]

Or rainy days. Which means they produce on 2/3 of the days of the year.

[pulsar patio]

I thought if you have greenhouse just put grass starters

[hollow escarp]

…in the greenhouse? No

[velvet forum]

As opposed to mowing hay on the farm during the other seasons? No. The greenhouse is best leveraged for fruit trees and high-value crops.

[wooden smelt]

...what?

[pulsar patio]

My lord is it that much if a stretch for yall I might be stupid because the greenhouse soil is untilled at the begginig

[hollow escarp]

||Imagine not using Greenhouse to farm Rice year-round||

[cunning silo]

so true

[fringe wagon]

...why would you use the Greenhouse for grass starters

[pulsar patio]

For hay in winter

[velvet forum]

I've never thought to do that. Filling it with ancient fruit, on the other hand...

[fringe wagon]

When you can plant literally anything that actually makes profit

So you can buy hay

[velvet forum]

You could buy years worth of hay with the wine profits.

[hollow escarp]

It’s just that with ||how profitable greenhouses are in spite of their limited tile space farming grass is like the worst possible use for said tiles.||

[cunning silo]

nice

[hollow escarp]

Yeah even Wheat lol

The most profitable crop

[velvet forum]

Based on that reasoning the worst possible use would be decorating it.

[fringe wagon]

?

[hollow escarp]

Decor is more difficult to quantify the value of but true

[pulsar patio]

Tbh i feel like ancient fruit takes a lot of trouble for how little you'll make at the beginning

[cunning silo]

so true!!!

[versed ravine]

by the time i get my first ancient seed, i’ve already unlocked kegs though so it’s definitely worth it

plus it’s low maintenance crop

you can ignore it for a week

[pulsar patio]

Its just that you basically have to use the seed maker and its impossible to find another ancient seed in the mine

[swift mural]

are clubs better than swords?

[wooden smelt]

yes

[halcyon light]

The Luau is gonna be fun...

[pulsar patio]

I remember one time I found a gold bar in lewis' trash

[halcyon light]

Common Lewis L 😹

[hollow escarp]

Am I the only one who gets genuinely depressed imagining these sorts of situations?

[zealous spear]

Menace. I like it

[zealous spear]

Depends on the type

[lyric widget]

guys i just completed the community center for the first time does that mean im now a seasoned farmer? lol

[zealous spear]

I love my sword

[ashen flume]

yeah probably

[errant panther]

i think so

[ashen flume]

you just entered late game

[zealous spear]

Not late game

[lyric widget]

ooh picasso i like it

[velvet forum]

No it's not. It's just a rare drop from bugs.

[errant panther]

but if u still have basic questions to ask u can always ask here still

[zealous spear]

Picasso

[lyric widget]

understood

[ashen flume]

yeah it's just the post cc things that go in #stardew-spoilers

[pulsar patio]

Pierre is an ass

[zealous spear]

I agree

[ashen flume]

true

[zealous spear]

He deserves dirt just like Lewis

[copper torrent]

pretty sure marnie enjoyed the flavor

[halcyon light]

Yes, she does

[pulsar patio]

Its funny how concerned ape made it where the only non universally liked gift is quartz and yet her liked dialog says it looks delicious

[lament path]

Quartz does look delicious...

I think it would taste like ice but warmer

[native solar]

I prefer clay

[lament path]

Not cold solid water

[cobalt hare]

@exotic dawn what

[native solar]

It taste more sweeter

[pulsar patio]

I like salt

[trim shoal]

What do i do with a broken cd, i just caught one

[lament path]

I'm a savory person but understandable

[cobalt hare]

eat it

[lament path]

You can either recycle it or throw it away

[trim shoal]

Ok

Thanks

[lament path]

I'm not one to argue with God here, follow him

[cobalt hare]

good, now eat the cat

[native solar]

Use it for the future in the recycling machine for very important ore

[trim shoal]

Is there a list ingame of ppl i still need to meet?

Because idk where to look anymore

[native solar]

Just click e and the hearts thing

I think

[versed ravine]

yeah!

[native solar]

I usually play with mods to help me with basic stuff like that so I'm not sure

[versed ravine]

npcs you haven’t met yet will have a blacked out image or ‘???’ in their name

[native solar]

Oh well then indeed

[trim shoal]

Im missing three but it says i have met 26/28

[cobalt hare]

thats a really funny way to spell angeline. i approve of this

[versed ravine]

there might be one you’ve seen but not spoken to

[trim shoal]

Ah

[lament path]

eats the cat

[native solar]

I'm Chinese that's my thing

[muted jewel]

forester or gatherer profession?

[cobalt hare]

good

[fringe wagon]

Gatherer

[cobalt hare]

gatherer, so you can devourer evry last berry on the world

[muted jewel]

mkay thanks!

[trim shoal]

Any tips for beginners i can find in this server?

[lament path]

Sure you can ask here, just a tip learn how to have an open tab on the wiki when you play

[trim shoal]

Alright i will just keep my phone on it then

Bcuz playstation moment

[lament path]

Otherwise just play with the flow there's no time limits to the main Quests and just take your time and explore

[cobalt hare]

My best advice: Do not fear anything, Energy is power and if you can it it, you must do so.

Devourer everything

[trim shoal]

Can i devour the seagulls.

[cobalt hare]

yes

[trim shoal]

perfect

[lament path]

Jesus did you get revived last Easter to tell us this? Thank you for your wisdom

[trim shoal]

So nice of jesus to come to life to chat in the stardew valley discord

[cobalt hare]

Sharing is caring as it is with food

[trim shoal]

And when do i unlock mining? I want to get an unnecessary amount of shiny objects

[smoky pumice]

JESUS?

[cobalt hare]

it is I

[errant panther]

JESUS WHERE AERYOU

[smoky pumice]

JESUS HAS COME

[errant panther]

WARREN NEEDS TO WAKE TF UP

[smoky pumice]

NO.. let him rest before he lurks again..

[errant panther]

true..

[smoky pumice]

but.. Jesus..

do u think u can grant us a wish

😭😭😭😭😥😥😥

i worry for my comrade Warren.. i think he is in charge of all these chat cooldowns we get..

Please save him.

[errant panther]

LMFAOOO

dont jinx it..

[smoky pumice]

Jesus.. JESUS DONT LEAVE ME NOW.

[smoky pumice]

ur right..

HEYYZEUS 😞😞😞

Where ru..

[trim shoal]

I need to meet one more person

[errant panther]

is it ugly purple hair

[trim shoal]

Where can i find either some weird wizard

[smoky pumice]

have u met da witch

[errant panther]

LMFAO

[trim shoal]

Or someone who looks like god

[smoky pumice]

NOOO

[errant panther]

go south where that big pond is and go left

[smoky pumice]

WARREN…

[errant panther]

ull see a tower, u can look in ur map

[smoky pumice]

HE DID THIS TO US AGAIN…

[errant panther]

THIS DAMN COOLDOWN WARREN STUOP IT

[trim shoal]

Tower do be kinda locked

[smoky pumice]

JESUS SAVE US

[cobalt hare]

If you eat your fears and problems, they will be no more

[errant panther]

ahh the community centre

[smoky pumice]

what u want me to eat warren

[trim shoal]

So u r saying you ate the cross you were on

[errant panther]

do we entre the community centre at a certain time?

[swift mural]

Just fished out ancient seed, can i plant it or is it just artifact?

[trim shoal]

Its locked

[errant panther]

then i think its a certain day

[native solar]

It's an artifact but museum guy gives you the actual seed you can plant

Once you donate it of course

[cobalt hare]

have you ever heard of a witch living in a house made out of candy? think about it

[swift mural]

oh cool

[errant panther]

let me look it up

[trim shoal]

Chocolate crucifixion confirmed

[errant panther]

@trim shoal To open the Community Center, the player must enter Pelican Town from the Bus Stop on a day when it is not raining, from Spring 5th onward, between 8:00 am and 1:00 pm. Entering town from another direction, at another time, or on a rainy day, will not trigger the cutscene.

ull have to meet the wizard later

[trim shoal]

Alright

So just wait another day for me

[errant panther]

yep

[trim shoal]

Why is it so specific thoo

[errant panther]

LMFAO its not too bad ig, just a weird thing stardew does

[trim shoal]

I like how the bus that drives you here just breaks. Do yiu ever repair it or anything?

[errant panther]

yeah, its a community centre thing but youll have to unlock a few things before that

[trim shoal]

Cuz i can imagine if that never happens and the bus driver is just forced to live here

[errant panther]

fr

[trim shoal]

Do i just sell my paranips or do i need them at a later time

[smoky pumice]

HELPPP

[smoky pumice]

u dont rlly need parsnips

js sell em

for that good good 💸💸💸💸💰

[halcyon light]

Heehee

[smoky pumice]

people dont like scorpion car

p

[trim shoal]

Now i can invest in potato

[halcyon light]

The only thing that makes parsnips useful is

Farmer's lunch

[smoky pumice]

js eat the farm

[trim shoal]

I just read somethign on tv about wild spring onions(?) but i forgot where 💀

[smoky pumice]

huh

[halcyon light]

East region of cindersap forest

There's bridge where you can access it

[errant panther]

south of leah's house

[smoky pumice]

the only reason i make progress in stardew valley

is for hats

tbh

[errant panther]

wow ur so cool and quirky!

[trim shoal]

Eat the hats

[halcyon light]

Asshats

[smoky pumice]

i know i am!

[errant panther]

what hats do u have!

[smoky pumice]

erm

..

Ok.

the finny thing is

i unlcok the hats

js

dont buy em

wait let me not talk like this before we get a cooldown

[errant panther]

ur so weir

[smoky pumice]

i like to scroll through the hats menu and look at all the hats but don’t buy any

[errant panther]

THEERS ALREADY A COOLDOWN

[smoky pumice]

NO THERE ISNT

NOT FOR ME oh shit nvm yes there is

[errant panther]

yeah...

thank you for that

[smoky pumice]

its warrens fault blame warren

[errant panther]

is warren still sleeping its been like 6 hours ma

[smoky pumice]

why do u think 6 hours is good for sleep

[trim shoal]

Can i eat the sewer sludge soup

[errant panther]

u literally havent slept

[smoky pumice]

8 hours is ideal!

[smoky pumice]

see now tahts smth we dont bring up

[swift mural]

Do i take fruit bats or mushrooms in caves

[errant panther]

mushrooms

mushrooms are more profitable but fruits are easier/faster to complete community centre imo

BUT you can forage mushroom in caves and the forest south of ur farm if u choose fruit bats

[smoky pumice]

did u gusy do pierre’s or joja

[errant panther]

waut i forgot what i was talking about

[smoky pumice]

uhm

mishroom

[swift mural]

pierre, too lazy to walk to joja

[smoky pumice]

silly

[errant panther]

literally

y is joja so fkn far

[swift mural]

and joja doesn't has calendar and "need help" thing

[smoky pumice]

thue wanna be differnet

[smoky pumice]

but it has

joja cola 🤤

[errant panther]

go to the sllaooon

[swift mural]

Oh, good to know i just dont use joja at all

[smoky pumice]

Yum yum yum 10 energy points!

[errant panther]

trash!

[smoky pumice]

its not worth it

its so bad that u literally find jojacola when fishing

💀

[swift mural]

I only use it when getting it out of fishing

[smoky pumice]

i js theow it out

[errant panther]

but what about sammy boy 😢

[smoky pumice]

its not worthy enough to drink

[smoky pumice]

who

[swift mural]

it has the same stats buff as green algae

[smoky pumice]

sam what abt him

[errant panther]

SAM?

[smoky pumice]

BIH

[errant panther]

the only guy that likes joja

[smoky pumice]

OH

[errant panther]

cola

[smoky pumice]

sam more like

[trim shoal]

Crow just ruined my perfect field 😭

[smoky pumice]

more like mid

[errant panther]

RIPP

[smoky pumice]

rahhh

[errant panther]

litearlly

[swift mural]

I wish you could shoot crows in this game

[errant panther]

sai more like ugly blonde idiot!

sam***

[smoky pumice]

EXCUSE ME

[trim shoal]

Agree. I have only played for like an hour and i already hate them

[errant panther]

i MISSTYPEED SAM

[smoky pumice]

i am not blonde!

[smoky pumice]

I sure hope so.

[errant panther]

LITEERALLY ONE LETTER OFF

[errant panther]

dont u have scarecrowd

[swift mural]

i kinda dislike scare crowd because i have to place it in middle of everything which looks not as good as just perfect square of crops

[smoky pumice]

well

[trim shoal]

I just unlocked it

[errant panther]

yeah fair enough

[smoky pumice]

no scarecrow = no crop 🤷‍♂️

[errant panther]

but that means u cant complain abt the crows

[swift mural]

i also wasted iron and copper on splinkers thinking they are super good

[crude tapir]

what sprinlkers

[errant panther]

well u should use them until u have the resources to craft the better ones

[swift mural]

while they are pain to place so it would look good and i left with ugly field

[crude tapir]

first one or quality

[swift mural]

first

[errant panther]

^^ first is copper and iron

[crude tapir]

ah right

[swift mural]

alright ima going into mine to farm some more stones and finally build that coop (and wood)

[rich sorrel]

Hi panda

[trim shoal]

I like how the game is like

[viscid cape]

miner or geologist?

[trim shoal]

Oh you harvested a turnip?

Craft a 4000 gold coop

[errant panther]

i prefer miner but u may want other opinions or search up pros and cons

[errant panther]

literallly

[viscid cape]

ima get miner then bc i always need some copper

[fringe wagon]

Miner

[swift mural]

Cool! You have reached level 5 mines!
Now reach level 40

[errant panther]

LMFOA

[pulsar patio]

Yall whats a good way to grind deluxe sprinklers?(not iridium)

[fringe wagon]

Oh, you reached Level 40 in the Mines?

Now reach Floor 120

[trim shoal]

Did i just get drugged by a wizard

[errant panther]

LMFAO

that is likely

the wizard is like that

[fringe wagon]

Mining

[pulsar patio]

Oh, you beat the mines?

Now reach the bottom of skull cavern

[trim shoal]

Wizard doesnt count as introduction 😭

[errant panther]

u have to talk to him after an event

[pulsar patio]

According to the fact that red + blue = purple Abigail parents are Emily and pierre

[errant panther]

what

ohhh

i thought pierre had brown hair

[pulsar patio]

You didn't learn about primary colors?

Its slightly more red

[errant panther]

no i was confused bc i thought u said caroline and she has green hair

[pulsar patio]

It is unfortunate that is the true father

Because is sexist

[swift mural]

stardew valley reminds me of terraria because it also sometimes gives you no clue what to do and only gives a little npc telling you the most basic aspects of the game (but in stardew valley you have a tv that tells you random things, still use weather reports only)

[pulsar patio]

Well...I mean...lewis shows you to the cc so...

[spiral tundra]

Okay I’m lost on what to do 😀

[pulsar patio]

Context please

[errant panther]

what r u up to

[spiral tundra]

Uhhh I wanna reach level 5 in like

Mining

[versed ravine]

i have to google a lot with stardew but it gives you more guidance than terraria i think

[spiral tundra]

Oh

[errant panther]

u wanna know how to get down levels?

[versed ravine]

you have to research to find that certain bosses even exist in terraria, then it’s more research to spawn them it’s silly

[spiral tundra]

Like idk what to buy rn like house upgrade or a fish

Rod

[spiral tundra]

what

[errant panther]

huh

[versed ravine]

the house upgrade isn’t too important but tbh a rod isn’t for early game either

[errant panther]

u mentioned wanting to go down level 5 mines

[pulsar patio]

@spiral tundra if you want mining levels i recommend mining in the mines

[errant panther]

OH LEVEL

[spiral tundra]

Yea yea

[errant panther]

LMFAO SORRY M STUPID

[spiral tundra]

ITS ALR DW

[spiral tundra]

I did

But then like

Would selling stuff in the mines help level up?

[fringe wagon]

Do you mean Floor 5 or Level 5 mining

[errant panther]

level 5 mining

[versed ravine]

just breaking rocks helps!

[pulsar patio]

No...

[fringe wagon]

Nope

[spiral tundra]

Level

Ohhh

[fringe wagon]

Only breaking rocks and ores give exp

[errant panther]

one of the most efficient ways is to craft bombs

i think

[spiral tundra]

Oh

[errant panther]

and then bomb the mines

[spiral tundra]

But like I run out of energy so fast 💀💀💀

[fringe wagon]

Eat food

[errant panther]

what year/day r u at?

[spiral tundra]

28

[spiral tundra]

Fishes ?

[pulsar patio]

Ok, here's my 4 steps for getting far in mines

[errant panther]

a good snack is the field snack

u just need pine, acorn and maple seed

[errant panther]

^

fishes wont help until u make food out of them and thats not until the house upgrade

[spiral tundra]

I got Celestine

[pulsar patio]

1. Marry Abigail
2. Recieve fried mushroom from her
3. Go down in the mines and mine
4. Profits and levels

[spiral tundra]

I got all of them not sure of the maple thingy

[spiral tundra]

How do you marry 😭

[cobalt hare]

good day fellas does anyone know by any chance how many dearf roles i need

i forgor

[errant panther]

that would take kinda long and they r in early ish games LMFAO

[errant panther]

i thoink 4

[spiral tundra]

Yea

[pulsar patio]

8 hearts, give bouquet, 10 hearts, mermaid pendant

[fringe wagon]

Forage items

[spiral tundra]

Oh

[errant panther]

maple seeds should be at ur farm from maple trees

also if uve foraged a bunch of salmonberry that would help

[viscid cape]

what is banana doing??

my banana is sleep walking...

[errant panther]

i think thats ur cow or smth

LMFAO

[pulsar patio]

a minion appears

[viscid cape]

why its not going back in lmao im gonna close the doors im waiting for it smh

[spiral tundra]

Should I upgrade my hours

[errant panther]

it may be a glitch? it shouldnt do that

[spiral tundra]

House

[errant panther]

yes unless u have other things to upgrade like ur tools

[spiral tundra]

I mean I have

5 iron

[errant panther]

up to??

[spiral tundra]

up to what 😀

[errant panther]

u should get ur tools to iron first

[pulsar patio]

Well if you want energy then yeah

[viscid cape]

how much to upgrade yo house i want ckitchen

[spiral tundra]

10k

[pulsar patio]

Because the upgrade gives kitchen

[errant panther]

coop?

[viscid cape]

oohhhh i am getting anything but my trash can iron currently

[viscid cape]

kitchen

[errant panther]

oh i thought u said chicken LMFAO

[spiral tundra]

Oh

[errant panther]

house upgrade is useful but if u have a lot of forage then u should be fine for the mines

[viscid cape]

my cow is definetly glitched

[errant panther]

i think thats for #stardew-spoilers

[trail aurora]

Mb

[errant panther]

alg

[cobalt hare]

aight thanks

[viscid cape]

what the hell is jojo mart route

[swift mural]

Where is laun or something is happening

[errant panther]

at the beach 10am

[errant panther]

its just another path u can take instead of the community centre, but if ur new def do the community centre first

[viscid cape]

well idk how u choose it but I'll go with the centre anyways i dislike joja

[errant panther]

ngl me neither i think its when u apply to work for joja

[pulsar patio]

Ngl Joja colas are good though

[errant panther]

for gifting sam 🙄

[pulsar patio]

Me who can't remember who the hell sam is:

[errant panther]

blonde spiky hair dude

[pulsar patio]

Oh right

[viscid cape]

ny husband

future**

[spiral tundra]

I got to day 1 summer 1 year 😀

[slow yew]

unfortunate

[errant panther]

woohoo

[spiral tundra]

Huh I got a mom????

[errant panther]

MFAO u got parents

[spiral tundra]

I got cookie from mom what

[viscid cape]

wow a diamond from fishing awesome

[spiral tundra]

WHYBARE MY CROPS DYING?????

[pulsar patio]

I'm on year 2 and I had married Abigail by year 2 spring lol

[radiant tiger]

today I will start my trials through doing my first completion starting year 2 since I'm like 75% through the first year

[errant panther]

yeah they sometimes send u stuff

[errant panther]

its adiffernt season, new season new crops

[spiral tundra]

WHY IS IT GREEN 😭

[errant panther]

buy seeds from pierres

[spiral tundra]

What now they gone

[viscid cape]

ya im not rushing relationship rn, itsn not fun when u marry shane at summer year 1 lmao learned it by mistake

[spiral tundra]

Which ones

[errant panther]

uhhh let me see

im pretty sure blueberries and melons are good ones

[spiral tundra]

tyyyy

[viscid cape]

melon