stardew-valley

[clever spire]

i have a full time job i can do what i want w my money

[spring geode]

Everyone paused so they can think of something to say lmaooo

[twilit fractal]

Yeah

[clever spire]

[native solar]

It's not really a thing where I'm saying not to do it, do your thing, I myself have bought too many motorcycles that I end up not even using and end up giving to my family members or friends. I'm more just saying in a mindset stand point they decided cute aesthetic things on their social media account is worth money. I find it interesting

[twilit fractal]

Omg

[spring geode]

And man wrote

a book

took him a solid 3 minutes to think of something to say

[strange ledge]

ikr

[clever spire]

woaaaaaaaaah

[twilit fractal]

Understandable

[plush yacht]

Well you were connecting buying something on here with a complete generalisation of their personality

[native solar]

If that's what a book looks like to you. You must be reading at the wrong isle.

[plush yacht]

Not really a sole statement about what they spend their money on

[spring geode]

My bad a paragraph

[native solar]

Thank you

[clever spire]

💀💀💀

[twilit fractal]

It was an hyperbole

[spring geode]

Homie said Yeah its better to waste hundreds of dollars instead of 10

[plush yacht]

I spend my money on about 12 copies of the same book and more books when i havent finished all current ones and thats just as silly as well

[native solar]

Well I needed it for transportation the bikes I bought were for specific terrain

[clever spire]

mkkkkk

[haughty wind]

10k for extra space

[clever spire]

if that makes u feel better

about ur spendings habits

[plush yacht]

Yes but a lot would say bikes is just as silly

[clever spire]

seems like projecting to me

[plush yacht]

Bikes are cool tho dont get me wrong

[clever spire]

[spring geode]

Yes everyone has hobbies some are less expensive as others Lucy and mine just spend more time then we should playing games so id say its worth the measly 10 bucks a month

[twilit fractal]

Do you do like competitive bike races or something? Or just want to hangout with friends and stuff?

[west olive]

I dont wanna get in a way of your argument but aint that better suited for town square? This category is for helping new farmers not debating on how someone spends their money.

[native solar]

I used to do professional dirt bike racing

[twilit fractal]

Hahaha how cool

[twilit fractal]

Yeah you’re right

[clever spire]

real

[plush yacht]

Im just saying howd you like me to say "dont waste braincells arguing with someone who spends money on unnecessary amount of bikes"

[native solar]

I wouldn't mind because I agree on that statement

[clever spire]

i was just minding my own business before i was so RUDELY judged about my spending

[twilit fractal]

Damn, debating is fun, I wanna loose brain cells with everyone

[clever spire]

[native solar]

I even admitted it myself earlier in the same statement

[spring geode]

Spending habits

[cobalt hare]

me spending $100 on the kim kardashian hollywood app

[plush yacht]

Anyways lets move on before the mods murder all of us

[spring geode]

We all have bad spending habits cant we just be friends

[clever spire]

no

i need enemies

[native solar]

Weren't you the one who told me that my parents never told me that they loved me

[clever spire]

like u copying my pfp border

[spring geode]

Yes

was me indeed

[spring geode]

I bet u werent held either

[twilit fractal]

Switching side quite fast aren’t we

[clever spire]

oh that was u

u changed ur pfp

[native solar]

Well she isn't technically switching sides, she's just admitting

[twilit fractal]

True, my bad

[spring geode]

I admitted to my war crimes

[plush yacht]

Fr i think we are all forgetting this is new farmers maybe lets move to townsquare instead

[native solar]

Indeed

[clever spire]

ts scares me

[twilit fractal]

Let’s move

[clever spire]

what about adv

[plush yacht]

Mods being like this constantly scares me

[native solar]

Last time I was there, some Pokemon fan told me that my opinions were invalid and something about L + ratio

[twilit fractal]

People we move

[spring geode]

oh lord

[twilit fractal]

That could have been me

[plush yacht]

Lol ts is the funniest place to lurk

[spring geode]

Menace

[native solar]

I was the person who said I enjoyed Gen 8 personally

[clever spire]

i really need to sleep

[spring geode]

same

[twilit fractal]

Ah damn I get why you took the L + ratio

[clever spire]

3am

[native solar]

3am isn't quite bad

I haven't slept yet

And I have a meeting tomorrow

[civic nexus]

oof

[native solar]

Wait tomorrow is today

[twilit fractal]

You’re screwed

[clever spire]

yk u can’t even say ur name in this server

[civic nexus]

ur username O.O

[clever spire]

it’s censored

[native solar]

Hmm oh that

Wait lemme grab the screenshot

[civic nexus]

time to call the fbi

[clever spire]

so so i don’t want to listen to anything u say about my spending habits ‼️

[twilit fractal]

Damn my french *ss read it as green worm

[spring geode]

Hey Lucy

[native solar]

Haha

[spring geode]

be quiet and let him cook for a moment

[civic nexus]

wha

[spring geode]

You wanna cook in the kitchen or u want him to?

[civic nexus]

quite?

[plush yacht]

Me

[native solar]

See my name is Vert, and Per every Vert (me) is me yada yada

[clever spire]

tf

i’d give u food poisoning

[plush yacht]

What

[native solar]

He'd give it food poisoning

[civic nexus]

u good bro?

[native solar]

No I'm Vert

[civic nexus]

my brain died

[native solar]

And I am in crippling debt to the junimos

[civic nexus]

skill issue

[spring geode]

skill diff

debt is good tho

[native solar]

I installed a mod where the junimos harrasses me to remind me they exist

[strange ledge]

screw sexist ppl like per vert, i js think hes a pervert

[civic nexus]

skill issue

[civic nexus]

oop

[native solar]

Didn't I help you yesterday

[strange ledge]

dont care

[native solar]

Or was it earlier today

[civic nexus]

ur theory was false

[strange ledge]

fuck sexist ppl bruh

[native solar]

I'm not sure

Who said I was sexist

[spring geode]

Bro bro calm down

[clever spire]

i said it once and my msg got deleted

[spring geode]

Who woke him up from his nap

[civic nexus]

the war has begun

[spring geode]

he cranky

[native solar]

What implied that I was sexist this is quite random XD

[civic nexus]

in a galaxy far far away......

[native solar]

This was the most Twitter thing that happened today

[strange ledge]

i dont have twitter

[twilit fractal]

When was it?

[tropic fox]

ayo

[strange ledge]

and im fw you bc you alr seem so pissed off

[civic nexus]

cause u are twitter

[tropic fox]

whats happening chat

[native solar]

What.

[clever spire]

idk tbh

[civic nexus]

twitter on discord

[twilit fractal]

We debating

[civic nexus]

relationship drama

[native solar]

Guy started calling me sexist I guess idk

[strange ledge]

im js fw pervert bc he seemed pissed 10 mins ago

[spring geode]

Andrew tate vs Teen girl

[native solar]

I'm never pissed

[spring geode]

calm down

[tropic fox]

Im out, ping the mods if y'all need to

[native solar]

I am piss

[civic nexus]

lol

[strange ledge]

whos tate and the teen girl?

[civic nexus]

anyone wants 🍿 ?

[spring geode]

Me!

[civic nexus]

[twilit fractal]

Please

[plush yacht]

Im curious who actually says no to adopting dog/cat in game

[civic nexus]

there ya go 🍿

[clever spire]

sad ppl

[spring geode]

Thats an option?

[civic nexus]

lets sit back and enjoy

[twilit fractal]

Ty👌

[spring geode]

BRO I CANT TAKE CARE OF MYSELF WHY WOULD I TAKE AN ANIMAL

[tropic fox]

I'm in

[clever spire]

L

[twilit fractal]

I don’t like them no need to attack me

[native solar]

I imagine someone who is either playing the game with the intention of being that way, or. Actually come to think of it that's the only reason I can think of

[civic nexus]

skill issue but take the popcorn and lets watch the show

[clever spire]

⁉️😭⁉️

[spring geode]

bet

[civic nexus]

shhhhh

oh no the war is over..

[spring geode]

damn

i just got popcorn too

[twilit fractal]

I’m out of popcorn

[civic nexus]

😔

[civic nexus]

🍿

[twilit fractal]

Thx

[civic nexus]

yea...

[clever spire]

ok i’m so close to desperado and i don’t want mods coming after me

so i’m going to sleep u guys have fun doing whatever this is

[twilit fractal]

Move channel

[civic nexus]

oop

[twilit fractal]

Ah alr, sweet dreams

[civic nexus]

ayo

[spring geode]

WAIT

DELETE DELETE

[civic nexus]

lol

[clever spire]

ASSHOLE

[cunning silo]

what the hell

[spring geode]

WAIT

[twilit fractal]

Friends

[spring geode]

ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

[civic nexus]

u could've used ai

[spring geode]

PHOTOSHOP

[civic nexus]

we dont know if thats true

[civic nexus]

yea

[spring geode]

Lucy gonna get me banned fr lmao

[civic nexus]

lucy takin revenge

[clever spire]

real

[zealous spear]

Oop

[spring geode]

well it was nice talking to you guys T_T

[clever spire]

revenge for stealing my pfp boarder

[spring geode]

ITS NOT URS

[civic nexus]

[clever spire]

it is mine

[spring geode]

NO

[clever spire]

YES

[spring geode]

ITS THE ONLY GOOD LOOKING ONE

YOU CANT CLAIM IT

[civic nexus]

time to eat 🍿

[clever spire]

i did

just now

[zealous spear]

How did you get the banner?

[civic nexus]

anyone want 🍿 ?

[civic nexus]

nitro

[zealous spear]

Caramel popcorn

[civic nexus]

here ya go 🍿

[zealous spear]

[spring geode]

Nitro

HMMMM LOOKING STILL DOESNT HAVE UR NAME ON IT

[civic nexus]

nitro is just a money grab

[spring geode]

thats crazy

[zealous spear]

I agree

[twilit fractal]

Is there developers on this serv?

[clever spire]

guys if i don’t wake up tmr pls investigate lovely

[spring geode]

Yeah

[civic nexus]

lovely isnt sus

[spring geode]

id say her IP but thatd be badf

jk jk

[civic nexus]

lucy is sus though so we might votekick lucy

[spring geode]

Fax fax

[clever spire]

[spring geode]

kick her off the ship

Then she can sleep forever

[civic nexus]

true like snow white except no kissing lol

[clever spire]

and i’m fucking dead

[spring geode]

I dont think she can even breath

Shes not real shes a distraction sent by the devil

[civic nexus]

ayo

[clever spire]

yes that’s why my name is lucy

it’s actually lucifer

[spring geode]

Dont be fooled men Girls dont play games

[civic nexus]

lucy = female version of lucifer

[twilit fractal]

No

Lucy = lucifer in disguise

[clever spire]

girls don’t even exist

[spring geode]

exactly

[clever spire]

[civic nexus]

wait whatt

[spring geode]

girls are fake

[twilit fractal]

True, never saw one in my life, must be legends

[clever spire]

💀💀💀

[spring geode]

Lucy was sent here to test the e boys

[civic nexus]

ngl the girl i have a crush on likes demons and hates romance movies so O.O

[spring geode]

Bro

[civic nexus]

maybe yall are right

[twilit fractal]

Definitely a fake

[spring geode]

shes gonna sacrifice you

[clever spire]

jennifer’s body

[civic nexus]

watched that yesterday

[spring geode]

Wanna pro tip bois?

[native solar]

I watched that movie years ago

[twilit fractal]

Yes

[spring geode]

Date the depressed girls cause theyre too sad to eat therefor they stay slim

[civic nexus]

i wish there were more scenes with megan fox in her uhm nvm

[civic nexus]

no depressed girls in ma school

[twilit fractal]

Nah I like a little meat

[clever spire]

[civic nexus]

sus

[clever spire]

ok leaving chat fr this time

[spring geode]

Yes pls

Bye

[twilit fractal]

Byeee

[civic nexus]

nilde likes meat?!?! ayo? 🤨

[spring geode]

kinda sus ngl

[twilit fractal]

I’m no vegan

[civic nexus]

u were talkin about some other meat bruv

[spring geode]

yeahhhhh fs he was

[twilit fractal]

Well I’m no girl meat vegan then

[civic nexus]

wha

[native solar]

I petted my dog but the heart didn't show, what's the issue?

Did I do something wrong?

[civic nexus]

ayo

[spring geode]

uhhhhhhhh

[civic nexus]

lmfao

i was gonna take an ss

[twilit fractal]

I know what I said and I thought every words

[civic nexus]

O.O

man is sus

[spring geode]

fr

[civic nexus]

cocks shotgun

[spring geode]

we support u tho

oop

[twilit fractal]

Yay

[tropic fox]

ayo?

[civic nexus]

why ppl getting flushed about my shotgun

[spring geode]

a new person

[civic nexus]

im gonna shoot someone

[spring geode]

me

pls

[twilit fractal]

Me

[spring geode]

I wanna die

NO ME

[civic nexus]

ok

[twilit fractal]

Yayyyy

[civic nexus]

nah got only 1 round

[neon stirrup]

Not me

[spring geode]

damn

[civic nexus]

wait nvm i have 2 rounds

[twilit fractal]

I’m better

[spring geode]

LETS GO

[civic nexus]

ok u too

[twilit fractal]

Oh

[civic nexus]

sprung and nilde good luck 🫡

[spring geode]

Welp

[civic nexus]

see u in the nether realm

[spring geode]

ig ill waitch

[civic nexus]

lol

[neon stirrup]

I hate everybody here i feel hateful and malicious rn😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[civic nexus]

oh no u malicious?!!? everyone we got a virus

[spring geode]

uh oh

[twilit fractal]

Love u too

[civic nexus]

get it out of discord

[spring geode]

He woke up and chose violence

[neon stirrup]

🤖🤖🤖🤖

[civic nexus]

bobot

[lunar granite]

Damn I missed the argument

[twilit fractal]

Yes

[spring geode]

wanna argue with me?

UWU

[twilit fractal]

🍿

[lunar granite]

what? no I pay for nitro too

Im in your team : )

[spring geode]

lmao ok

Lets go!

[twilit fractal]

):

So no show tonight?

[spring geode]

Nope

[twilit fractal]

Aww noo

[lunar granite]

[spring geode]

Guys

[twilit fractal]

Ye?

[spring geode]

Bras are measured in cups cause the bongos have milk in them

[twilit fractal]

I thought we mesure by fruits

[neon stirrup]

Thank you

[civic nexus]

ayo O.O

[civic nexus]

noo the uwu

[spring geode]

lol

[civic nexus]

is that true?

[spring geode]

idk

[civic nexus]

lol

[twilit fractal]

Since most women don’t get milk until after half their life I guess not

Just the shape probably

[spring geode]

shape is what matters tbh

[civic nexus]

ahhh

[twilit fractal]

True

[tacit dagger]

Bra cup sizes were invented in 1932 while band sizes became popular in the 1940s. For convenience, because of the impracticality of determining the size dimensions of each breast, the volume of the bra cup, or cup size, is based on the difference between band length and over-the-bust measurement.

[twilit fractal]

That does not answer the question

[lunar granite]

can we talk offtopic here?

[twilit fractal]

No

But we’re here anyway

[native solar]

No, but the mods seem asleep at the moment

[spring geode]

not really but we are

[civic nexus]

oop thx

[civic nexus]

no but we are too lazy to switch to #town-square ?

[spring geode]

Did u guyys know

C cup is the most ideal sized picked by men

[twilit fractal]

I like A and B

[spring geode]

not part of the stat then

[civic nexus]

i did not

[upper wraith]

why are you talking about this

[twilit fractal]

C is just perfection I guess, not big not small

[civic nexus]

ohhh so middle ground

[twilit fractal]

Fun

[upper wraith]

????

[civic nexus]

skill issue

[civic nexus]

small to medium is cute ngl

O.O why we talkin about this

i feel like im being exposed

[twilit fractal]

And I’m in pain for the D, E, H, etc women. Their back must hurt

[tacit dagger]

Yeah this is a weird convo to be having in new farmers....

[civic nexus]

yea true

[civic nexus]

wait are those really heavy?!?!

[spring geode]

i agree with Chief

[twilit fractal]

They are

[civic nexus]

dang

[civic nexus]

choke?!?!

[native solar]

This will revolutionize stardew valley

[spring geode]

I AM PLAYING ROCKET LEAGUE LEAVE ME ALONE

[civic nexus]

lol

[twilit fractal]

You winning?

[tacit dagger]

If you say so, I go study now

[twilit fractal]

Study well

[native solar]

One question. Did you play before or after it became free

[civic nexus]

u gonna study this?

[lunar granite]

we will be able to choose our character's boob size in haunted chocolatier

[twilit fractal]

It’s free??

[civic nexus]

bro dont spoil the game

[spring geode]

Before

[native solar]

I believe she is a braologist

[twilit fractal]

Sooo cool

[lunar granite]

lol since 2020

[tacit dagger]

LMAO NO XD

[civic nexus]

ah

[native solar]

Alright I love you now

[twilit fractal]

Damn I never looked

[civic nexus]

lol

[civic nexus]

sus i thought u like meat

oh wait

[twilit fractal]

That’s me

[civic nexus]

thats nilde

[native solar]

When did I say I like meat haha

[twilit fractal]

Ty

[plush yacht]

Omfg i just lost my sword and i dont have access to item recovery yet cos i havent killed the 10 slimes neccesary to gain access to ag

Could i have worse luck?

[strange fulcrum]

frens

[civic nexus]

u could use the pickaxe for 1 damage

[civic nexus]

crows eating all ur crops on the same day

[plush yacht]

Nah im restarting f that i lost 8 items

[strange fulcrum]

scythe also does damage

[civic nexus]

yea but eh

[spring geode]

yes

theres a she/her here boys

[civic nexus]

are u losing?

[spring geode]

we werent talking about milkers

[twilit fractal]

Who?

[civic nexus]

who?

[strange fulcrum]

where can i find tons of farm design ideas for inspo

[native solar]

Kill Linus he stole your items and sold it to Marlon so marlon could get paid by you to "find" them

[civic nexus]

#farms-and-outfits

[plush yacht]

#farms-and-outfits

[strange fulcrum]

my farms looks like trash

[civic nexus]

linus tech tips?

[twilit fractal]

Same

[strange fulcrum]

not enough posts haha

[native solar]

It can't be that bad

[civic nexus]

scroll up

[strange fulcrum]

also most people there have mods

[twilit fractal]

It can

[strange fulcrum]

i dont wanna install any

[native solar]

Well how bad, I want to see

[spring geode]

DONT SCROLL UP

[strange fulcrum]

cant post it here it contains post cc spoilers

[civic nexus]

scroll up

[native solar]

Why

[plush yacht]

There is a lot just search in: farm designs has: image

[twilit fractal]

Who’s the she her

[spring geode]

idk

[civic nexus]

shrekycat

[spring geode]

click on everyone

and find out

[strange fulcrum]

oooo!

good idea

[twilit fractal]

Wha- 😳

[civic nexus]

check their roles

[civic nexus]

bro why the girl in ur pfp eatin lolipop

[twilit fractal]

Cuz it’s cute

[civic nexus]

its sus

[twilit fractal]

Nah

[civic nexus]

it is

[twilit fractal]

Makes me hungry

[native solar]

Why is luigi so hot

[civic nexus]

ayo?

[twilit fractal]

Cuz he isss

[civic nexus]

cause skill issue

[twilit fractal]

What? Someone sucking a lolipop doesn’t make you hungry?

[native solar]

I don't think personally candy would get me hungry

[civic nexus]

nope

[twilit fractal]

Well it makes me

[civic nexus]

skill issue

[twilit fractal]

True

[native solar]

If somebody was eating a Salisbury steak with a side of mash potatoes and fried fish

I would definitely get hungry

[crisp karma]

HELLO

[fossil nebula]

well hello

[twilit fractal]

I’d get more than hungry

[civic nexus]

imagine getting hungry because of a ball shaped candy O.O

[civic nexus]

well hello there

[native solar]

As a Chinese person your whole appearance activate neurons inside of me

[civic nexus]

ahoy there mate

[twilit fractal]

Someone, sucking, a lolipop

[civic nexus]

sus

[twilit fractal]

Yum

[crisp karma]

well ok then

[native solar]

Sounds like a plan! So later at 7?

[crisp karma]

huh?

[twilit fractal]

Hahaha

[native solar]

What would you prefer? Marinated stir fry or deep fried

[twilit fractal]

(Take the deep fried, they better)

[crisp karma]

maybe i should just keep myself to staying in town square

much more fun there

[native solar]

You don't want to be turned into a 4 course meal?

In my opinion that is quite the definition of fun

Imagine getting marinated and then served to 5 or more people

[twilit fractal]

A fest

[crisp karma]

if that's the defenition of fun why don't you do it?

[native solar]

Because who's gonna cook me haha

[twilit fractal]

I will

[native solar]

Well sounds quite like the plan then

Cook me as if I was one of gus' special meals

[civic nexus]

let them cook

[crisp karma]

i don't like this chat very much

[twilit fractal]

With pleasure

[native solar]

You came at an odd hour

I haven't slept so please forgive me for my unformal behavior

[crisp karma]

too late bye

[native solar]

Well

[twilit fractal]

Hm

[native solar]

Anyways I want to be marinated with sugar and soy sauce, with a pinch of lemon juice, make sure to add salt and pepper, and bell peppers and a bit of chili

[sage sentinel]

[native solar]

Remember to saute me properly

[twilit fractal]

I’ll follow your instructions, you’re gonna be delicious

[native solar]

At exactly 130 degrees

[twin obsidian]

which crops are the best to grow and sell for each season?

[native solar]

For at least 5 minutes

[civic nexus]

the angle?

[civic nexus]

strawberries for spring

[twilit fractal]

Temperature

[civic nexus]

hops for summer

[warm fiber]

nah its in kelvin

[civic nexus]

cranberries for fall

[twilit fractal]

I think that changed

[native solar]

Hmmm strawberries, potatoes, cranberries and blueberries, and starfruit

Seasons in order

[twilit fractal]

Cranberries got a nerf I heard

[civic nexus]

nope its still cranberries

[twilit fractal]

You sure?

[civic nexus]

unless u have ||sweet gem berry||

[twilit fractal]

Alr, I’m no expert

[civic nexus]

strawberries for spring, hops for summer, cranberries for fall and winter seeds for winter

[spring geode]

Nerds

[civic nexus]

yea sorry im sleepy and thirsty

[twilit fractal]

This is a channel to help, we help

[marble brook]

i’ve never seen anyone say hops for summer in my life

[civic nexus]

well now u did

[twilit fractal]

What’s your opinion?

[civic nexus]

its the best with kegs

[strange fulcrum]

hops suck

go melon or blueberry

[west olive]

Very wrong. Hops are great if u got the kegs

[civic nexus]

charts say otherwise

[west olive]

Even outdoing starfruit

[marble brook]

i have tons of kegs. for better fruits

[civic nexus]

yea

[crisp karma]

what if i don't

[strange fulcrum]

are you the kind of person who says wheat is better than starfruit

[civic nexus]

hops is best with kegs

[strange fulcrum]

im not gonna waste my kegs on hops

[marble brook]

that thing is so inaccurate

[civic nexus]

wheat is worse than starfruit bruh

[strange fulcrum]

obviously

[civic nexus]

nope if u had enough kegs and enough hops u could earn alot

[twilit fractal]

Then tell your opinion!

[twilit fractal]

Can someone respond to that?

[marble brook]

i have like 800 kegs

[west olive]

If u dont have kegs then starfruit

[crisp karma]

farm cave carrots for money

[civic nexus]

this is #stardew-valley

[twilit fractal]

And?

[civic nexus]

they dont have access to stuff behind cc quests

[twilit fractal]

Oh

[strange fulcrum]

Starfruit wine tho

[warm fiber]

i got starfruit pre cc tho

[civic nexus]

hops beats starfruit wine

[twilit fractal]

That doesn’t say anything

[civic nexus]

cause of the production speed

[strange fulcrum]

Get melon if you’re in year 1

[west olive]

Question was whats more profitable if you dont have the kegs.

[civic nexus]

cool

[marble brook]

i’m not even talking to you tho

[west olive]

And even with kegs hops are better than starfruit wine

[twilit fractal]

I asked you a question

[civic nexus]

no kegs = starfruit

with kegs = hops

[little urchin]

Why do people have pierre but love joja

[strange fulcrum]

I wont be in town everyday to reload my kegs

[warm fiber]

pierre scam us with 1000% markup

[marble brook]

what question

[twilit fractal]

Nvm, doesn’t matter

[civic nexus]

pierre's is cheaper than joja

[warm fiber]

i meant the cutscene event...

[civic nexus]

ohhh well joja wants to make pierre's run out of business cause they going below pierre's can sell

[native solar]

Well based on lore he has better quality crops but I doubt it affects the crops actual quality though I'm not sure I'll have to do research on that for now I'll say that with a grain of salt

[little urchin]

No he sells everything at cheaper prices

[calm sandal]

it says 10x price markup while he sells 25000g, meaning, what we got from shipping bin is probably just 10% of 2500, thats a steal, fck tax

[spring geode]

lmao

90% tax

[tropic fox]

fucking capitalist

[calm sandal]

we sold crops for 10% price and pierre resell for 100% price, then he boost the price to 1000% on that event above.

[little urchin]

Anyway guys I am a meanance in stardew, I bought joja membership. Sold the community centre and bought all of joja's town upgrade services including the movie theater

[silver sable]

Joja's pretty impersonal, while Pierre's one of those tyrant mum-and-pop stores

[civic nexus]

ah

[warm fiber]

@little urchin did you read this

[native solar]

Well he's a local business and not a big large corporation so.

[silver sable]

(Trust me, I've seen those small businesses >_<)

[tropic fox]

why would you do such a thing

[little urchin]

Ok

[native solar]

Y'know

[twilit fractal]

Cuz we can

[little urchin]

To destroy the economy, how do i run pierre out of business?

[tropic fox]

do the cc for the junimos

[calm sandal]

u cant run pierre business sadly

*ruin

[little urchin]

I buy everything from joja

[tropic fox]

and to get rewards and such

[silver sable]

I hate Joja and Pierre for being capitalists....because I want to have a monopoly over town

[little urchin]

They gave me a soda machine

[little urchin]

Tbh joja is the enemy here

[calm sandal]

the more u product, the more rich pierre/joja/mayor is

cuz damn, 90% taxes

[tropic fox]

y'aint making that much profit from joja, some things are not available from joja, they're exclusive at pierres

[silver sable]

But once you run Joja out, then it's greedy old Pierre

[little urchin]

I buy everything from joja, sold the community center to joja

[silver sable]

Morris is that you

[tropic fox]

every seed is more expensive in joja, (except sunflower seeds)

[little urchin]

U cant run joja out of business

[tropic fox]

You're just as evil as pierre and morris

[calm sandal]

once u go to joja path, price is normalized, except sunflower indeed

[tropic fox]

You can actually

[little urchin]

How

[civic nexus]

in the end u become more like joja cause of how much money u have

[tropic fox]

Complete CC

[little urchin]

Whats that?

[civic nexus]

community center

[little urchin]

I sold it

[civic nexus]

this is #stardew-valley

spoiler that pic

[silver sable]

Uhh are we running into #stardew-spoilers stuff

Sorry abt that

[civic nexus]

then u cant ruin joja

[tropic fox]

i'll delete it and mark it as spoiler

[calm sandal]

i prefer joja route.

[little urchin]

I wanna run pierre out of business

[tropic fox]

You can't so stop

[little urchin]

Whats the best thing in Joja? The exit

[tropic fox]

He will still sell seeds

[spring geode]

Ditto is a bad guy

[calm sandal]

joja has sunflower and ||autopetter||

[silver sable]

Tbf Pierre is absolutely ripping you off on sunflower seeds

I eat those irl by the dozen

[calm sandal]

pierre is as bad as joja, so i pick the most benefit instead

also, lewis is worse than pierre and joja

[little urchin]

Pierre is wayy better than Joja

[tropic fox]

i don't get you

[civic nexus]

yea

[tropic fox]

you said you want to run pierre out of business

then 10 seconds later

you said he's better than joja?

what side are you on actually?

[silver sable]

The super Joja stuff before probably was a bit?

[tropic fox]

Stop hyping capitalists up

[little urchin]

Its a special world im playing in where my goal is to be a meanance

[silver sable]

I'm notoriously terrible at picking up tone over text though

[spring geode]

i choose pierre cause abigail a badie

[little urchin]

Pierre and lewis

[civic nexus]

her locker in the ||spa|| smells bad

[calm sandal]

trust me, nobody gonna miss CC being abandoned, i choose joja.

[civic nexus]

everyone misses cc being abandoned

[little urchin]

Me2

[civic nexus]

ppl kinda get mad at u

[tropic fox]

Chose CC because of the rewards you'll get from completing bundles

[calm sandal]

kek if everyone missed cc, why it being abandoned?

[civic nexus]

cause why would u leave joja in the first place if u wanted to help joja again

[balmy nebula]

How do i go in the sewers?

[civic nexus]

after u fix it it doesnt get abandoned

[tropic fox]

Donate 60 items to the museum

[civic nexus]

donate items to the museum

[little urchin]

I gave beer to Vincent

[balmy nebula]

How many items?

[calm sandal]

it still is, only few person going there a week, most of time, its empty

[civic nexus]

go touch grass

[tropic fox]

Gunther will appear on the next day giving you key to the sewers

[civic nexus]

60

[balmy nebula]

Dayum

[civic nexus]

still ppl visit it

[tropic fox]

60, I've already said

[balmy nebula]

Okay thx mates

[calm sandal]

doesnt reinfoced your prev statement saying 'everyone'

[tropic fox]

CC completion is necessary to get points for grandpa's eval on y3

[civic nexus]

yea

u leave joja cause u dont wanna be a part of the modern industrial life

[tropic fox]

Statue of perfection is waiting for y'all, so take the CC route

[balmy nebula]

Is it bad if i dont get the greenhouse before winter?

[civic nexus]

nope its not

just play the game at ur own pace

[calm sandal]

u can take the game slow

[balmy nebula]

What do i do in winter?

[calm sandal]

mining

[civic nexus]

plant winter seeds, go fishing/mining

[tropic fox]

Its much convenient if you don't wanna raise friendship with villagers

[calm sandal]

upgrading tools

fishing, and so on, u can still farming (foraging) too

[tropic fox]

upgrade tools, fish, mine, forage

[calm sandal]

tbh i think ppl who skips winter is silly

but, thats ur choice.

[balmy nebula]

Im missing the bundle were u need like truffle and stuff

[civic nexus]

ah

[balmy nebula]

And fruits from trees

Anyone got advice how to complete that one?

[civic nexus]

get fruit tree saplings or fruit bat cave

[tropic fox]

if you pick the fruit bat cave

should be easy without saplings

[balmy nebula]

Bat cave?

[calm sandal]

fruit bat is gambling, if u re rusher, forget pick this one, if u slow paced player, its good enuf

[tropic fox]

have you not earned 25k?

[balmy nebula]

Ye

[tropic fox]

bro, how much money have you made at this moment?

should've earned atleast 100k at the end of the year

[calm sandal]

for anyone who want to complete CC in year 1, dont rely on fruit bat, the fruit is gamble, the chance of fruit tree is low and its not always the fruit u need.

better prepare sapling early.

[tropic fox]

you can't actually

red cabbage seeds are only available during y2+

[calm sandal]

well thats why the option for trav merc is available

[tropic fox]

its rnged, so may or may not be possible

[balmy nebula]

Im on year 1 on like 17 of fall

[tropic fox]

FUCK MY INTERNET

[tropic fox]

how much money have you made?

[balmy nebula]

Idk like 60k

[calm sandal]

if u turn the option on new game, it would appears, in premise u dont miss trav merc.

[tropic fox]

what cave did you choose?

[balmy nebula]

Huh?

[tropic fox]

has demetrius asked you about the farm cave?

did you not pay attention to it?

[balmy nebula]

Idk maby

[calm sandal]

lol

[tropic fox]

bro, check the cave

how are people missing the farm cave in early game

[warm fiber]

you gotta earn 25000g

[tropic fox]

he says he earned 60k

[warm fiber]

huh

[tropic fox]

impossible that demetrius hasn't asked him about the cave

[tropic fox]

.

[warm fiber]

send screenshot of the cave then@balmy nebula

he prob picked fruits and its empty

[tropic fox]

the farm cave is a game changer in early game

[balmy nebula]

What cave?

[tropic fox]

its at the upper left of your farm

[balmy nebula]

Oh theres thiose muschroom

[tropic fox]

there's a hole in the mountains regardless of your chosen farm

[balmy nebula]

Ye

Theres moschroomes

Muschroom

[tropic fox]

haha, i prefer fruit bats

[plush yacht]

No

Bats

Superior

[warm fiber]

ah that settles the cave mystery

[silver sable]

Bats with botanist...

[balmy nebula]

Huh did i make a mistake?

[silver sable]

I'll say either is alright, tbh

[warm fiber]

hear me out... mushrooms are good if you wanna decorate the cave cuz with fruit bats the less the space the lower the chances of fruits

[dense lintel]

both cave options are eh

[warm fiber]

@balmy nebula after year 2 you wont need the cave anyways

[silver sable]

Espicially if you have issues finding mushrooms

[dense lintel]

I like to pick bats because of something post cc

[tropic fox]

mushrooms spawn during fall and spring

[silver sable]

Yeah I never head in there, Y3

[tropic fox]

and in the mines, past floor 80

common mushrooms spawn in the secret woods during spring

[balmy nebula]

Okay

I have recently unlocked the desert

[warm fiber]

congrats

[tropic fox]

you'll find a lot of cool stuff in there

and someone new too

[warm fiber]

it isnt that useful for you now tho

[cobalt hare]

Congratulations

[balmy nebula]

In the skull cavern?

[warm fiber]

spoilers

[tropic fox]

maybe, i don't wanna spoil

go check it out for yourself

[warm fiber]

thats #stardew-spoilers stuff

[balmy nebula]

The monsters there are too strong

[cobalt hare]

Is that Fuji kaze in your pfp @tropic fox

[tropic fox]

YESSS

[cobalt hare]

Omg

[tropic fox]

SOMEONE RECOGNIZES MY BOY

[cobalt hare]

I love this guy

[tropic fox]

get a prismatic shard

and stand between the three pillars

you'll get a strong sword

[balmy nebula]

Okay

Thx for ur help

[tropic fox]

i recommend getting food that also has defense and combat buffs

and luck also

[balmy nebula]

Where do i get that?

[warm fiber]

cooking

do you have a kitchen?

[tropic fox]

have you upgraded your house?

[silver sable]

Or you can wait for Gus's food roulette if you haven't

[tropic fox]

yep, saloon and the traveling cart

traveling cart is in the top left-ish of cindersap forest

friday and sunday she's there

[silver sable]

Or rarely, someone you'll meet in Winter

[tropic fox]

krobus?

[balmy nebula]

Nah

[calm sandal]

buff dish is secondary, the main would be a staple food, theres 3 food approved by community
salad from saloon
sashimi from any fish
and gold rank cheese from cow

put the staple food in your main hotbar and u wont dying unless panic in the mine

fyi, time and animation stopped when u eating (not multiplayer i think?). so basically u just need quantity.

[tropic fox]

im currently using salads for the mines

[calm sandal]

im sashimi, cuz i have thousand crabpots

[balmy nebula]

does it have to rain or some?

[tropic fox]

I only ever bring a stack of food, a sword, and my pickaxe when im going to the mines

[tropic fox]

the weather never changes in the desert

[balmy nebula]

ohh okay

[tropic fox]

I have three crabpots from the cc, I'm saving sashimi for sebastian

[warm fiber]

night market?

[warm fiber]

no bombs?

[tropic fox]

nope

[warm fiber]

stairs?

[tropic fox]

nope

only three items

[devout crane]

hello anyone how do we do emote on mobile ?

[strange fulcrum]

l

[strange fulcrum]

you dont need stairs for the normal mines

[tropic fox]

Genuine question, who tf here plays on the wilderness farm?

[strange fulcrum]

i mean you can probably use them but dont really need to

[warm fiber]

my bad i was asking abt smt else

[balmy nebula]

easist way to get choal?

coal

[strange ledge]

Reset the mines at 65 for dust sprites

Get the burglars ring by killing 500 dust sprites at the adventurers guild

And if you can. Get the prismatic jelly quest on the board. Complete it and make monster musks for more dust sprites

Even without burglars ring and musk u was getting a decent amount on floor 65. No ores though

Once you have burgs ring or monster musk go on floor 40 of the mines for ore AND coal

[sick bough]

I got two hearts for Abigail

[cobalt hare]

How many days in pregnant stage?

[sage sentinel]

14

or 7 depending if its abigail

[chrome citrus]

Should I get as many cows and goats as I can for my big barn?

[cobalt hare]

I married penny

[sick bough]

That and it's on my friend farm. We got to level 85 in the mines and it's year 1 and winter

We've made so much money

Congratulations

Me and my friend I met on this server play everyday

[native solar]

Yes

Don't forget sheep as well they make cloth

[sage sentinel]

Sheep are deluxe barn only

Not big barn

[chrome citrus]

I'm just planning to get big for now
Say 3 each and leave 2 space for ostrich?

[native solar]

Abigail speedruns pregnancy it seems quite the gamer

[native solar]

Oh well pardon me

[sick bough]

How do I get my chickens to produce large eggs?

[sage sentinel]

Happiness

[bitter violet]

my farm is wilderness farm lol

[native solar]

Just get then to a high affection level

Just pet them everyday

Same thing with quality of milk and eggs

[sick bough]

If someone lived in my friends farm but doesn't play anymore can they be removed from farm and add new ppl?

[native solar]

Yes I think so.

[sage sentinel]

No it just has they're character unless u build a new house but u can change all there stuff at the wizard shrine

4 hearts with wizard

To get

[native solar]

Oh well then

[sage sentinel]

How did the cooking go

[native solar]

Hmm?

What ever do you mean. I mean I recently just have cooked rice so I would say quite swell

Thank you for asking

[inner token]

hiii

[plush yacht]

Hello

[trail aurora]

Does picking up foraged items that i planted with the summer seeds increase my foraging level?

[marble brook]

i think so

[grim fox]

hey guys, am i better off waiting to process all the crops i harvest into artisan goods, or processing all the crops i can at once and selling the excess?

like i don’t have enough kegs/preserves for all my harvest iykwim

[cobalt hare]

I'm attempting to get either the Neptune's Glaive or the Broken Trident from fishing treasure during my first spring. If I were to pick a single day with good luck would I be able to reset until I got one? I know that certain occurrences/items are set based on day or seed but I'm not sure about fishing.

[dusty ibex]

yes but u get half the xp as regularly forage

[sharp fox]

if you need money rn, sell as much as needed; if you dont need money rn, keep as much as needed to keep your kegs/preserves running till next harvest

[sage sentinel]

...

[tropic fox]

I'll assume you're a masochist

[sharp fox]

honestly this inspired me to make my next run wilderness

or do i pick another farm with monster spawns enabled?

[trail aurora]

Okay thanks

[keen birch]

honestly id make everything you have into artisan good , especially if you have the artisan boost thing

[soft spire]

is there where i ask questions about the game

[teal vapor]

this is an ok place to ask

[soft spire]

i want to know if youre in a coop, if its possible to marry the other player AND also an NPC

[teal vapor]

unless it's endgame

uhhh i dont think so

[fringe wagon]

Pretty sure you can't

[cobalt hare]

No u can only marry npc or the other player

[fringe wagon]

I had to read that sentence twice to understand what you meant

[soft spire]

i know, a bit confusing

its just i wanted to see what would happen if i gave harvey a bouquet when im married to the other player

and it said we started dating and i panicked 😭

[cobalt hare]

Man stardew on ps is weird

im married to emily and she keeps giving me a gift

but when i try to talk to her it auto equips that gift and i just give it back💀

[teal vapor]

😭

[balmy nebula]

why cant i talk in vc?

[crude tapir]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: !level or !lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

[balmy nebula]

okay thx

[dusty ibex]

u can date many ppl but only marry one

[sturdy smelt]

does the star tokens save till next year or not?

[warm fiber]

from the halloween event?

[sturdy smelt]

fair

[warm fiber]

nope

[sturdy smelt]

oh

[warm fiber]

u gotta grind that day if u want the loot

[sage sentinel]

just spin green

75% chance green 25% orange

[warm fiber]

lol dont

just grind fishing

[solar topaz]

guys

[sturdy smelt]

i restarted lol

[solar topaz]

gatherer or forester

[sage sentinel]

it coists money tho

[solar topaz]

what should i choose at foraging lvl 5

[solar topaz]

.

[sage sentinel]

gathereer

[sturdy smelt]

i think the one with the 25%+ threes

[solar topaz]

ok

gatherer for winter sounds promising

[sage sentinel]

and also the gatherer lvl 10 perks are infinetly beter

[warm fiber]

you actually become better at the fishing minigame too so thats a benefit

[warm fiber]

isnt it 50g

[sage sentinel]

i thought it was 500 per go

but idk

wait ur right

[quasi juniper]

😍

[woven stream]

can i play with someone if they are on swich and im on pc??

[dull pagoda]

no i don't think you can

[woven stream]

dang 😫

[solar topaz]

oof

[woven stream]

crying rn

how much i gotta pay for a swich lol

[dull pagoda]

depends on ur country tbh

[warm fiber]

get them to buy pc

ez

[woven stream]

wow thanks for the advice <3

[warm fiber]

[sturdy smelt]

can i give the star tokan to someone in my co-op?

[warm fiber]

no i dont think so

grind fishing for the stardrop and the rarecrow

spoilers

thats better asked in #stardew-spoilers

[peak carbon]

i farded

now game is all green

pc problem or game problen?

[faint needle]

Any koreans here?

[warm fiber]

inserts spouse joke

[peak carbon]

what does that mena

is it fault of spouse

[warm fiber]

more of an insult to your choise of spouse

[quaint dragon]

hello

do u guys have any tip for stardew

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1018594960955674785.gif?size=48&name=l_catdance&quality=lossless

[sly barn]

resign from your job, so you can play it everyday

[quaint dragon]

very useful

[copper torrent]

you can't play stardew if you can't pay your electricity bill

[errant panther]

real

[soft spire]

just made 5 mil

[dusty ibex]

@crude tapir speaks it

[crude tapir]

💀 💀 💀

[dusty ibex]

those the 3 skeletons of the last ppl who told u expired milk wasn’t tasty right

[crude tapir]

yeah

[faint needle]

Woahh rich bitch

[faint needle]

Nah i need a literal korean citizen

[crude tapir]

thas crazy

why do u need someone korean so badly tho like 💀 💀

[faint needle]

Are u a korean citizen?

[crude tapir]

no 😭 😭

[faint needle]

I need to make a korean account for a game im playing

But for some reason

U need a korean citizen number

[crude tapir]

oh damn

LMAO

[faint needle]

Which is kinda stupid

Like why u locking ur game behind citizenship

[soft spire]

yeah but we both bought return sceptres so now we are on 2 mil

[faint needle]

I would play on my old account but its european so it goes to europe servers and i get 250 ping

And as u can imagine

250 ping is unplayable

[cunning silo]

so true

[faint needle]

Didnt have to flex this hard

Im jealous

[soft spire]

its only taken us year 3 to get them </3

[faint needle]

Not irl years i hope

[soft spire]

only mental years

[opal aspen]

Anyone play on the Switch?

[faint needle]

Nope

[final leaf]

yep

[random monolith]

when does it rain spring year 2 because i am desperate for it to rain 😭

[warm fiber]

how do i get lots of slime?

[fringe wagon]

Killing slimes lel

Can't get slime without killing slimes so

[warm fiber]

is farming slime viable?

[fringe wagon]

^

[warm fiber]

how many do i need to get my slime hutch up and running

[fringe wagon]

100 I think

[cunning silo]

krobus sells it for 10g on a certain day

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