stardew-valley

[dense lintel]

why

[idle robin]

idk..

Not like I named it

[ornate otter]

and that’s pretty much how it’s been the last 7 days, I dont even need rare fish I need a red snapper and the red mullet

[dense lintel]

who did then

[idle robin]

hold on to them glasses, free refined quarts

[idle robin]

my family, I was a child lol

[dense lintel]

I see

[idle robin]

another day of no feather🙄

[dense lintel]

where the hell have you been fishing

[idle robin]

atleast I got them maki rolls from krobus

[teal vapor]

ok hi gamers im back from havign to fix my freezer

[dense lintel]

shallow water is usually not a good place to fish even if it's the ocean

ship at the docks and cast your line as far as you can and as far away from the docks as you can

fishing in front of willy's shop usually works fine

[ornate otter]

Off the docks

Plural

[dense lintel]

how did you not get a single fish that's just unlucky man

[grizzled rapids]

check the wiki to see what ppl like

[ornate otter]

For 7 in game days

[grizzled rapids]

if someone likes foragable plants etc i try to stock up for them

[ornate otter]

No fish at all

[dense lintel]

even at the start of most of my saves I atleast get like 10-15 fish day 2

[ornate otter]

And I’m fishing from noon to 7pm

[dense lintel]

do you have a mod that messes with fishing or something?

[grizzled rapids]

do you use training rod?

[ornate otter]

I’m on switch so no

[dense lintel]

training rod still gives fish

[grizzled rapids]

i had a lot of luck with that at the mtn lake until i got fishing level 5-6

[ornate otter]

1st upgraded rod

[dense lintel]

so does every other rod

[idle robin]

yeah just go to a good spot off the docks

[grizzled rapids]

i wouldn't use bamboo rod, it's too difficult

[idle robin]

my spot is usually in that place across the bridge that you have to fix

I use iridium 🤷‍♀️

[grizzled rapids]

it sounds weird, but i would use the training rod until you get to lvel 5-6 in fishing

[ornate otter]

I have the training rod

[idle robin]

I never used any others

[grizzled rapids]

thats the best rod then iridium

[dense lintel]

try one more day of fishing. go in early and fish right in front of the fisherman's shop and then cast the rod as far as you can and don't move

[idle robin]

I've only used default and iridium

[dense lintel]

if you still don't get any fish at all

then your game is probably bugged

[grizzled rapids]

best money ive spent in the game

[ornate otter]

I got ocean fish in spring

[idle robin]

um

read that again very slowly

[dense lintel]

wait wdym "had"?

[idle robin]

..

[dense lintel]

wth happened to pika

[idle robin]

it ran away😟

[dense lintel]

NOOO

[ornate otter]

?

[dense lintel]

how long ago was this

[idle robin]

and most likely got eaten by somethig since lived near a forest

like 10 years ish

[dense lintel]

[idle robin]

and now we have her sister still (puka)

[sand oak]

Where can i buy clothes ؟

[idle robin]

poo kah not puka A

[idle robin]

Sandy wandy

[dense lintel]

puka? really

[idle robin]

oh wait this is for begginers umm

[ornate otter]

Okay running to the beach

It’s 6:30

[dense lintel]

that's a silly name

does that mean something your first language or something?

[idle robin]

no..

I spead english

[ornate otter]

Seaweed

[idle robin]

only english

[dense lintel]

so it's just "puka"

[dense lintel]

spead yes

[ornate otter]

Soggy newspaper

[idle robin]

yes but poo-kah not puke-A

[ornate otter]

Trash

[dense lintel]

yeah I got that

that's a silly name

I hope puka is doing well

[ornate otter]

Broken glasses

Seaweed

[idle robin]

Good

It makes refined quarts

Afk

[ornate otter]

Broken glasses

[sand oak]

Can’t find it

[ornate otter]

Seaweed

[dense lintel]

wth

[ornate otter]

Trash

[sand oak]

What

[dense lintel]

have you ever gotten into the fishing mini-game?

heaven!

[marble brook]

bro are you just gonna spam what you catch

hi pika

[ornate otter]

Broken glasses

It’s now 10:30

[dense lintel]

also yeah you can stop sending each item you are catching

[ornate otter]

I can catch fish in any other location, and I caught fish in the ocean in spring

[dense lintel]

^^

huh

[ornate otter]

For some reason I can’t catch any summer ocean fish

[dense lintel]

that's very weird

that sounds like a bug

[sand oak]

I can’t tell if you talking to me

[ornate otter]

Guess I’ll never finish the CC 🥲

[sonic belfry]

how hard is getting a 4 heart pet friendship?

[tranquil ferry]

wdym like max pet friendship?

[sonic belfry]

nah just for one of the 4 candles points

i dont have like any friendships w anyone so i needa do the easiest thing

[orchid burrow]

How do I get hardwood when my area is all gone with trees and it stopped making the big stumps

I need it for willy

[sonic belfry]

go to the forest below ur farm to the left

[orchid burrow]

Thx!

Cuz 200 hardwood sounds hard with 0 trees lol

[sonic belfry]

yea itll only give u 10-12 per day but its a good thing to do on the side as u progress w other stuff

[tranquil ferry]

yeha i think it's max friendship

it's easy tbh

just consistently pet your pet everyday

eventually once it says it loves u

u can stop

[tranquil breach]

is it ok to farm in summer?

[ashen flume]

It is very okay to farm in summer

[orchid burrow]

What's with the weird family pic of Marnie and jes?

[idle robin]

yes yes and yes

melons are so amazing for the beginning and in year 2 (or above) once you find starfruit those are even better

[dusty ibex]

starfruit u can actually get in year 1

[tranquil breach]

im new to idk if summer is farmable like do the plants just dry out

[idle robin]

ok so

[orchid burrow]

My greenhouse is full of coffee makes me up to 7,000 to 8

[idle robin]

you cant plant the fall crops in summer, the crops you have from fall if they are on the ground when it becomes summer they do

[idle robin]

where do you get coffee beans..

[ashen flume]

Thats winter

Gonna take a while until that

[tranquil breach]

how do i know which plants are fall plants?

[dusty ibex]

u cant buy fall plants in summer

u are fine

the seed packet will also tell u

[idle robin]

if u scroll on top of a seed it tells you the season

so in the summer

[dusty ibex]

ALSO HI NILS

[idle robin]

grow what u need for community center AND MELONS!! (and other stuff if u want)

[orchid burrow]

The traveling Merchant sells it I know that I think I got mine from turning in a artifact or it was in the mine

[ashen flume]

Hi im dead

[dusty ibex]

why did u die

who killed u

and would u like me to avenge ur death

[orchid burrow]

The desert Mines the worst

[idle robin]

okay quick little tip, make preserves jars early game once you get the recipe, put your cropps in there to increase value

[idle robin]

good for loot <3

[tranquil breach]

can we farm raddishes in this game

[idle robin]

turnips?

close enough

[orchid burrow]

True but keeps murdering me on level 1 to 2

[ashen flume]

Idk it just went pop and then death

[idle robin]

dont try to stick around too long

when you see a ladder JUMP IN

[dusty ibex]

😭 are u good

[ashen flume]

Oh my god am i coming back in 3 days

[idle robin]

when you see a hole, make sure you're above 50% health and JUMP IN

and ONLY GO ON A MAX LUCK DAY

so you go to your tv and its a purple star luck day

[ashen flume]

I think so, if you ignore the sleepiness

[idle robin]

every day my duck doesn't give me a feather I lose 1 sanity

currently at about -224 sanity

[tranquil breach]

what can we do the trash we get from fishing

[idle robin]

OKAY

so

[lapis lantern]

You can recycle them if you have the machine for it

[idle robin]

first you make a "recycling machine" and the glasses and cd's make refined quarts which is veryyy useful

[tranquil breach]

i dont have a machine im only on day 4 of summer

[idle robin]

do you have the recipe?

[tranquil breach]

nope

[idle robin]

you unlock it by leveling up from fishing

so

also where is your usual fishing spot?

just curious

[tranquil breach]

wherever im closest to lol

[idle robin]

ah

rivers and stuff is okay

but I suggest fishing off the docs at the ocean

do not fish at the tide off the beach

[tranquil breach]

i see, is there a way to teleport to places because it takes sooo long to walk, half the day is spent walking ;-;

[idle robin]

well yes but you unlock it later

[tranquil breach]

oh rip

[idle robin]

their called totems which are very easy to craft

[dusty ibex]

ok 🙏

[tranquil breach]

why does this clam have a star below it

[magic flint]

higher quality, sells for more

[idle robin]

it just means its higher quality

what they said

[magic flint]

silver is good, gold is better and purple is best but unlikely youll find many purple early game

[idle robin]

just a lil tip with quality, if you get a gold star plant and put it into a preserve jar it will not be worth more than if you were to do a regular once

[tranquil breach]

i sell clams right? nothing else we can do with them?

[idle robin]

but the finished result is still worth more than the plant no matter rarity so whatever

[idle robin]

community center

[tranquil breach]

oh then i will collect them

[idle robin]

oh no you only need one I think

[magic flint]

you only need one of each type ye

[idle robin]

yeah

GUYS

IM GONNA BUY THE FURNITUIRE THINGY😈

[tranquil breach]

what do fish size determine?

[idle robin]

idk maybe they sell for more?

not too important in general

[tranquil breach]

ah ok

[modest meteor]

Hey guys

[tranquil breach]

and what about the fishing bar thingy

[idle robin]

sup joey

[idle robin]

what do you mean

[tranquil breach]

what happens if u hit max?

[modest meteor]

I really need a co op buddy lmao

[idle robin]

just means you throw it further, what does that mean? idk

[magic flint]

ask around in #multiplayer-lfg-old i think

[modest meteor]

Ok thank you for point me where to go

Like actually

[magic flint]

[tranquil breach]

is there increased luck if we hit max

[idle robin]

im using half of my money to buy the furniture thing

um

no idea

[modest meteor]

Nvm it’s a 60 min talk timer

[magic flint]

you could dm people there and ask to join there server, or make your own post and wait for dms

[idle robin]

just write one big message on inviting people like all the others are doing

exactly

the one day I want to spend 200K robin isn't even here

[magic flint]

i think if you get the max on the fishing bar it goes further, further from shore has better quality

[idle robin]

ah

[modest meteor]

Can I be honest I’m way to fucked up to do all that but hey I’ve got ab 500 hours on the game if y’all need tips lmk

[idle robin]

it aint that hard

[modest meteor]

Girl you have no idea what planet I’m on rn

[idle robin]

here let me type it for you

[magic flint]

i used to be so starved for entertainment i read the wiki for fun lmao

[idle robin]

me lonely, pls join

[modest meteor]

Lmao

[idle robin]

paste that in the channel ez

[tranquil breach]

how do you farm melons? what formation do i plant them in?

[idle robin]

information..?

formation

ohh

it doesn't matter

[clever spire]

formation whaaa

[idle robin]

like how they're placed

[clever spire]

what got u thinking things r planted in formation lol

[idle robin]

it doesn't really matter till you get sprinklers involved

[magic flint]

unless you want to go for the one in four hundred bagillion chance that you will get a big melon then you can just spam them everywhere

[idle robin]

I did that

and got one

and then decided never again

[tranquil breach]

oh i thought they were like melons in minecraft lol

[magic flint]

lol

[idle robin]

nope

they grow where their placed

[cobalt hare]

did you know that in stardew valley there is this really secret secret that is very secretive and well hidden this secret is a secret that is very obscure and uknown and no one has discovered yet and this secret is a really secretive secret

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[idle robin]

omg wait but is it.. secret?

[cobalt hare]

yes very

[idle robin]

NO WAY

I would have never guessed

[magic flint]

:0

[idle robin]

and somehow I did

guys did you know if you marry clint he gived you 25 gold bars EVERY DAY

[cobalt hare]

im blue 😲

[idle robin]

im green

[cobalt hare]

the negatives outweigh the positives

[dusty ibex]

Clint DISGUSTANG

[idle robin]

well there goes another one of my sanity

didnt get a duck feather

EMILY I HATE YOU

[magic flint]

clint is more hopeless than me when it comes to relationships

[cobalt hare]

I would need infinite iridium bars every day to touch clint with a 10 foot pole

I make sure to dip everything he touches like tools geodes etc in hand sanitizer that is 100 percent alchohol

[magic flint]

110%*

100 is not enough

[tranquil breach]

how many times a day do i water plants in summer

[magic flint]

every day

also best value crop in summer is blueberries

[tranquil breach]

i brought melons

[dusty ibex]

Sprinklers will automate it for u

[magic flint]

still good but not as good i think

[distant sphinx]

Does this mean you didn't water every day in spring

[dusty ibex]

But yes everyday

Ok technically not everyday cuz

[idle robin]

you water plants EVERY DAY in EVERY SEASON (exept winter) (unless you have the greenhouse)

[cobalt hare]

and then make it get scrubbed agressively until I remove 2 layers from it and then dip it again im my 9999% alchohol tub

[tranquil breach]

also i can marry haley if im a girl?

[dusty ibex]

sometimes it rains I guess

[idle robin]

YES

[dusty ibex]

yes

[distant sphinx]

Yea

[idle robin]

SHES MY WIFEY

[magic flint]

ye

[idle robin]

you should grow some unflowers for her

[tranquil breach]

i did but i thought u water multiple times a day

[idle robin]

nope

once a day

[cobalt hare]

all modern farming games let you be gay

[distant sphinx]

Oh only once per day

[dusty ibex]

soemtomes in spring i dont water my strawberries if it’s like a very lucky day and I wanna go to the mines

[rare otter]

nah just once a day is fine ^^

[idle robin]

not nb

[dusty ibex]

because the last 3 days of the spring season, strawberries don’t grow

if u get what I mean

[distant sphinx]

I mean yeah as long as you won't miss a harvest

[dusty ibex]

yea

[clever spire]

mhmhmhm

[tranquil breach]

yess haley is my favorite

[dusty ibex]

HI LUCY

[small bison]

unflowers?

[idle robin]

add an S

[clever spire]

hi vil

[dusty ibex]

lucy r u still dying

[clever spire]

no

[dusty ibex]

ok W

[tranquil breach]

how do i get sunflowers

[idle robin]

robin let me in wanna spent 200K and give ur son my tears

[small bison]

unflowerss?

[dusty ibex]

u plant sunflowers

[clever spire]

i took a nap

[cobalt hare]

yeah most farming games dont let you be nb unfortunately

[dusty ibex]

and water them

[rare otter]

hey i have a q!! what can you do with fruit from fruit trees… i bought all the base game trees on impulse but i dont know what to do with them theyre just in my farm for decor at this point

[idle robin]

buy em from joja mart and they like 50 less

get the seeds there

[clever spire]

gifts to ppl

[tranquil breach]

how many will she need

[dusty ibex]

ok w i hope u passed ur bad feelings to someone else like @distant sphinx maybe

[distant sphinx]

Some are needed for the cc plus they make nice gifts also selling of course

[small bison]

i want to marriage wizard

[idle robin]

well

[dusty ibex]

fruit trees are good gifts and I guess u can sell them

[idle robin]

get as many as you can im not sure

[distant sphinx]

What did I doo

[mystic jasper]

Maybe Shane was a mistake

[dusty ibex]

it’s what u didnt do

[rare otter]

would it be better to process it before selling or just sell

[small bison]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

WATER YOUR CROPS IN WINTER IF YOU HAVE ANY (im talking abt the wild winter seeds you get from the town centre after doing the winter forage set

[small bison]

i want marry wizard hes so cute

[mystic jasper]

And then Clint

[distant sphinx]

Can I have a hint

[idle robin]

furniture catolouge here I come

[clever spire]

nah fruit tree fruit suck

[dusty ibex]

unfortunately ca ran a poll on who should be added to being a marriage candidate and ppl voted shane instead of the wizard

[tranquil ferry]

lmao

[dusty ibex]

no cuz I made it up 💀

[cobalt hare]

and you dont need to water if its raining

[mystic jasper]

Imagine people vote Clint

[tranquil breach]

yee i did

[distant sphinx]

It would be more profitable but fruit trees aren't that good anyways

[rare otter]

i know i have many regrets about buying literally all of them..

[small bison]

I KNOW AND IM STILL CRYING OVER IT

[distant sphinx]

Crying shitting throwing up

[idle robin]

my green house is filled with peaches

[dusty ibex]

yea fruit trees I just leave them as decoration and hey if it’s gus’ birthday ok I will grab an orange

[cobalt hare]

wait u cant marry shane

[small bison]

u can

[dusty ibex]

u can but u probably shouldn’t

[idle robin]

yes u can

[rare otter]

u can i marry him every save file 🚩🚩

[dusty ibex]

cuz he ain’t that good of a marriage candidate imo

[tranquil breach]

i just saw some birds, can i kill them for meat?

[tranquil ferry]

why

[idle robin]

exactly, he'll throw up on you🗣️ 🔥

[distant sphinx]

No

[mystic jasper]

No

[idle robin]

why not? its just open space yk

[cobalt hare]

there is not butchering in this game

[tranquil ferry]

ah

[rare otter]

there are meat mods though 🤯

[mystic jasper]

But you can pretend that you "kill" a bird by adding feathers on a fish

[idle robin]

SEB CUTSEEN

[tranquil ferry]

💀

[small bison]

the people wanted to marry shanes from the polls and i think the voters were wrong vecause the wizard and his magical dilfy scrjnlly man self was RIGHT THERE

[cobalt hare]

there is a combat system but you can only use it against enemies that attack you

[dusty ibex]

only maybe 15k ppl voted i believe

[tranquil breach]

oh.. no meat in this game in vanilla? so only vegetarian dishes?

[cobalt hare]

but if you want there to be butchering install a mod

[distant sphinx]

Also the npcs 🙂

[dusty ibex]

so it stinks these idiot new 15k early players ruined it for us 😡

[mystic jasper]

There's fish

[distant sphinx]

There's fish

[cobalt hare]

vissen

[dusty ibex]

I guess u can make things like bug steak

[distant sphinx]

mMm

[idle robin]

bug meat😻

[cobalt hare]

and bug meat is a thing too

[tranquil breach]

oh i see, thanks then no meat for me 😔

[idle robin]

you mean.. pescatarian?

[tranquil ferry]

bug steak

[dusty ibex]

EAT THE BUG STEAK

[idle robin]

EAT THE FISH

[tranquil breach]

i would rather be vegan than eat bug steak

[mystic jasper]

Should add fish to your bug steak

[small bison]

never forgiving the shane voters /hj

[dusty ibex]

FULL SERIOUS WE NEVER FORGIVE THEM

[mystic jasper]

Riot

[dusty ibex]

YEAAAA LETS RIOT

[small bison]

YEAH ACTUALLY YEAH

[dusty ibex]

actually wait I don’t wanna get in trouble

[mystic jasper]

Reeeeeeeee

[distant sphinx]

💀

[small bison]

RIOTTTTTTTT WOOOOOOWOWOWOWOOOO RIOT RIOT RIOT-

[dusty ibex]

u guys riot without me

[tranquil breach]

where is sebastian i dont see him im following the wiki

[idle robin]

get the mod🔥

[cobalt hare]

just vote wizard next time or get a mod

[mystic jasper]

Time to get out the Explosive slingshot

[idle robin]

jk

[small bison]

im too tired for riot guys

[mystic jasper]

Yeah...

[small bison]

snrrrrk mimimimimi

[cobalt hare]

in the house with the telescope

[distant sphinx]

There is no next time

[small bison]

im gonna kill sam for the ability to marry wizard.

[distant sphinx]

[small bison]

idk why sam i just hate the man

[mystic jasper]

In a sacrificial ritual?

[distant sphinx]

Lmao

[tranquil ferry]

sam seems cool man

[small bison]

yeah

[tranquil breach]

wait nevermind he is somewhere else on friday and he is in his room and i cant go in his room yet so do i just wait outside lol

[small bison]

sacrifice sam

[cobalt hare]

I dont hate shane I hate his relationship bc all u do is break his boundaries and make him uncomfortable

[tranquil ferry]

lmao

[small bison]

wait until he goes to saloon .]

[tranquil breach]

yea..

[cobalt hare]

the rizzard would be way better to marry

[rare otter]

fr just called me out oops…

[small bison]

i like him to be his friend, and hes the easiest to marry but yeah

[tropic fox]

More like rizzbin

[small bison]

i love the wizars

[dusty ibex]

I like shane as a friend but I think his marriage arc sucks

[tropic fox]

Fr

He's still depressed even after marriage

[small bison]

wizard so scirnkly ||(im definitely NOT biased bc im the !wizard hand)||

[dusty ibex]

n he has weird ass marriage dialogues

[tropic fox]

I'm on a pool as we speak

[rare otter]

when you try to gift him beer after marriage he hates it though

[cobalt hare]

yeah if you want to "fix" someone marry sebastian

[dusty ibex]

I feel like if u marry shane cuz u wanna fix him n u feel pity for him it’s kinda sus

[small bison]

no

[tropic fox]

Heh, why?

[distant sphinx]

Would make sense but nah

[tropic fox]

Never knew

[cobalt hare]

as sebastian is deppressed and gets happy when you get married

[small bison]

(shane) he still loves beer after marraige. he still drinks. he gets worse than his friendship arc

[tropic fox]

Only if you give him gifts

[distant sphinx]

Sebastian isn't depressed

[rare otter]

“when i die use my ashes as fertilizer for corn for the chickens” 🤨

[distant sphinx]

He's just a vampire

[marble brook]

i marry him bc i like him and bc i relate to him

[dusty ibex]

ok good reasons

[small bison]

hes just like me fr

[lapis lantern]

I marry him because he's literally me

[rare otter]

me

[lapis lantern]

He's just like me fr

[small bison]

i want to also be eaten by chickens but like. the roast chicken effect /j

[tropic fox]

According to before the farmer comic, Shane was in debt, makes sense why he's depressed

[dusty ibex]

what kind of a line is this 😭💀

[distant sphinx]

Yumm

Pizza

[faint needle]

What happened to sebby

Did u dicorce him

[tropic fox]

No

[sand oak]

I found a diamond should i give it to gunther or sell it , what’s more rewarding?

[distant sphinx]

There's a sdv comic?

[tropic fox]

Haven't played in 6 days because I'm away from home

[faint needle]

Mf smelling like sausages

[tropic fox]

Yeah

[small bison]

French shane confimed?!!?!? (we must kill him immediately)

[distant sphinx]

Donate it. It's only 750g

[uncut isle]

guys which one should i get first 10k backpack or 10k house upgrade?

[dusty ibex]

OK W YEA WE SHYPLD IF HES FRENCH

[distant sphinx]

Backpack

[faint needle]

Backpack

[dusty ibex]

backpack imo

[uncut isle]

ok thx

[faint needle]

Houes is ass

[dusty ibex]

house is nice for the kitchen

but u probably don’t need it now anyway

[faint needle]

Tf happened to ur name

[dusty ibex]

jay changed it

[faint needle]

Cooking is only good later tbh

[sand oak]

Okay

[small bison]

mf's last words would probably be "poulet" 💀 💀

[dusty ibex]

💀

that mf wants to eat snails like vincent

[faint needle]

Not banned anymore not cool anymore

[dusty ibex]

ok banned nickname was only cuz xander changed it to that

[small bison]

(poulet is literally just "chicken" in french btw)

[tender canopy]

I’m on forest farm and there’s the large bushes that won’t be destroyed. None of my tools work. How do I remove the bushes!

[faint needle]

Bro i have 10 hearts with that guy just from snails

[dusty ibex]

I don’t think you can 💀

[dusty ibex]

ok vinny is a w for loving snails

[small bison]

steel axe!!

[faint needle]

I wonder where vincent keeps all of them

[small bison]

STEEL AXE TRY TGE SMACK

[tender canopy]

Oh, thanks

[clever spire]

pollo

[small bison]

.)

[faint needle]

Wait wtf u can sestroy bushes?

[dusty ibex]

pollo

[cobalt hare]

which?

[rare otter]

yeah you can (on forest farm)

[faint needle]

That was clearly a wuestion. Idfk

[distant sphinx]

Extra deforestation

[dusty ibex]

I think u can destroy bushes that normally would give u salmonberry so be careful

[small bison]

me after i violently cry over the wizard being unmarriageable

[rare otter]

there are the annoying ones beside ur house that u can break for building space

[faint needle]

Slmonberries smell anyway

[cobalt hare]

LMAO sorry i read that sentence completely wrong

[distant sphinx]

Slmonberries 🙏

[cobalt hare]

i’m not good at reading i’m so sorry 😭😭

[faint needle]

Its hard to type with 1 hand

[dusty ibex]

reading is overrated fr

[rare otter]

salmonberries are okay for early game ig

[tranquil breach]

how many days do melons take to grow

[dusty ibex]

and also u didnt read tomass’ stuff cuz u knew deep down that whatever he says isnt worth reading

[distant sphinx]

Reading comprehension issue

[lapis lantern]

Install sve

[dusty ibex]

ur brain did u a favour

[small bison]

reading and writing fucks the fuck (it bad)

[distant sphinx]

13 days iirc

[faint needle]

Says a mushroom enjoyer

[tranquil breach]

damn that is a lot

[faint needle]

Prolly cant read anyway

[small bison]

fuck you (im a switch player)

[faint needle]

Use speedgro

[queen phoenix]

I need marriagable wizard now

[tranquil breach]

idk how to install mods

[small bison]

agriculturalist and speedgro

[dusty ibex]

downloading mods is very easy

just download smapi and uh look up a yt tutorial

[lapis lantern]

All you need is smapi and vortex really

[faint needle]

Just get smapi, and extract all mods u download in the “mods” folder

Its pretty easy

[tranquil breach]

ah okay

[faint needle]

Whats vortex

[tranquil breach]

is fishing luck increased in rain?

[dusty ibex]

#modded-stardew #archived-modded-support will probably be happy to help u

[clever spire]

NOOOO

don’t get vortex

[dusty ibex]

wtf is vortex

[clever spire]

do not get mod managers for sdv none r good

[dusty ibex]

LUCY JAY WAS TELLING ME ABOUT A MOD AUTO UPDATER

[tropic fox]

Fuck governor for introducing joja to pelican town

[clever spire]

vortex will literally eat ur files

[cobalt hare]

not even cursefirge

[distant sphinx]

where can you get this

[dusty ibex]

called stardrop

[clever spire]

idk bout that one

[mystic jasper]

Fish aren't affect by luck

[dusty ibex]

is stardrop also evil

[faint needle]

Yeah ive seen some mod descriptions tell that u should never download a mod with vortex

[small bison]

too bad i fucking steamroll the junimos ASAP because fuck them shits i need the CALICO DESERT RIGHT NOW❗❗❗❗

[clever spire]

ik vortex tho

[tropic fox]

I dunno

[tranquil breach]

oh

[cobalt hare]

its the main one for mincraft modding

[mystic jasper]

Though I've heard about certain fish being affected by it

But all except one aren't affected by luck

[dusty ibex]

sometimes I like to think of the junimos in sdv as mods so I don’t feel bad when joja beate them up /j

[small bison]

remove the joking thats a good idea /j

[mystic jasper]

Sentient apples about to become sentient apple cider

[dusty ibex]

ok if I remove the /j they might beat me up

[small bison]

same tho 👀

[distant sphinx]

immediately gets smited

[tropic fox]

Expect typo errors since I'm on a pool lmfao

[dusty ibex]

IM ON MY BEHAVING AND GOOD CITIZEN AND NOT GETTING WARNED AND NOT BEING RUDE TO PPL ARC

[small bison]

on??

[mystic jasper]

Well why not keg them to wine?

[small bison]

ARE YOU JESUS

[tranquil breach]

what does a green cross mean in the character menu?

[distant sphinx]

I'm proud of you

[small bison]

DO WE HAVE JESUS IN CHAT

[dusty ibex]

thx pickle

I’m gonna prove REAL WRONG CUZ HE SAID ID BE BANNED IN 3 WEEKS

[clever spire]

i haven’t had any run ins w the law since i’ve been back

[cobalt hare]

dont text and swim it makes it more likely for a car to crash into the pool ur in

[rare otter]

? can you screenshot

[dusty ibex]

W lucy

[tender canopy]

How do I get clay? I’ve picked literally every artifact worms in the entire map. I desperately need clay. How do I get it?

[distant sphinx]

They that's longer than last time /j

[small bison]

i am in my bastard arc i will throw pierre at people unprovoked /j

[mystic jasper]

Clay farm

[clever spire]

[cobalt hare]

worms.

[faint needle]

Hoe around a bit

[dusty ibex]

geodes give it to me often and also u can just hoe around and get some

[lapis lantern]

It means you have either gifted or talked to a character (I think)

[rare otter]

there are clay farming methods where u literally just dig up the whole beach

[distant sphinx]

Stinky nitro

[tranquil breach]

i dont have attachment perms

[distant sphinx]

#images-and-memes

[small bison]

people are gonna do the wrong hoeing if u say that

[tropic fox]

It's an inflatable pool

[tender canopy]

Thanks

[cobalt hare]

wait do I have pic perms yet

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[mystic jasper]

Yep

[tropic fox]

My lower body or my feet are submerged in the water

[small bison]

ok but are you IN the pool or ON the pool?

[distant sphinx]

Pic perms should be revoked

[tropic fox]

Idk at this point lol

[rare otter]

oh that means u gifted/talked to a person that day (for gifts its week) @tranquil breach

[clever spire]

[tranquil breach]

ah ok, thanks

[rare otter]

bec u can gift someone max 2 times in a week

its just showing u if u have or not

[clever spire]

or 3 if it’s their birthday

[cobalt hare]

says the one with nitro

[clever spire]

i got a full time job man

[tropic fox]

My elbows are submerged, but my hands aren't

[clever spire]

i’m good

[distant sphinx]

I don't wanna spend money on discord man

[tropic fox]

Hope i don't drop my phone

[small bison]

me when i enter any linus cutscene:

[cobalt hare]

bro has their hands in the air

[tranquil breach]

how much of a friend do i need to be to enter haley's bedroom

[mystic jasper]

4 heart event

2 hearts

[dusty ibex]

ok if u are a pro discord user then nitro is fun cuz ur emotes n stickers are AN ART FORM

PICKLE U NOT AN ARTIST LIKE DAT

[clever spire]

and i’ve given vil nitro

[dusty ibex]

YEAAAAAA

[tropic fox]

Imagine paying for discord fr

[clever spire]

i’m such a good friend fr

[small bison]

the ||wild|| bait is the worst one

[cobalt hare]

please put ur phone down on a flat solid area that is not in the pool you are in

[mystic jasper]

Squish squish

[dusty ibex]

u are the bestest friend fr

[small bison]

schlap schlap schlap schl

[tropic fox]

I'm laying down as this pool gets filled with watger fr

[dusty ibex]

bruv why u keep talking about ur pool

[mystic jasper]

I feel the pool is either really wet or is just improperly inflated

[tropic fox]

Anw

[mystic jasper]

Linus moment

[tropic fox]

It's getting filled

[small bison]

the pool (with water) is wet (shocker /sarc)

[mystic jasper]

Oh

[cobalt hare]

speccially if ur not using an apple phone bc other phones can get water dmg easily

[tropic fox]

Anyways

We deserved more moments with rizzard

[cobalt hare]

please im begging you put down your phone

[tropic fox]

I'm not clumsy

I'm using an Android phone

[mystic jasper]

In before you clumsily drop your phone

[cobalt hare]

doesnt matter it still might happen

[small bison]

i wish there was a sdv character that looks like arven from pokemon s/v because

[tropic fox]

Alr then

[cobalt hare]

is it waterproof

[tropic fox]

See y'all later

[tropic fox]

I dunno if vivo phones are waterproof

[cobalt hare]

thank you enjoy ur swimming without something that water can break

[tropic fox]

See y'all later

[distant sphinx]

Would he sell

[small bison]

yes

[mystic jasper]

We don't have them in sdv?

[small bison]

gus' son or something

wait

gus

s

[vital vault]

can anyone tell me what the most profitable summer crop is?

[cobalt hare]

starfruit

[vital vault]

well im a beginner

[small bison]

processing - melon /starfrukt
raw - blueberry

.)

[vital vault]

ok ty

[small bison]

emjoy

[snow tusk]

can somebody give me their join please

code for stardew valley

[small bison]

??

#multiplayer-lfg-old ???

[covert tartan]

He literally looks 50

[cobalt hare]

and?

so hes a dilf

[small bison]

!wizard

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986270398905733231/1064216233462997062/20230115_161307.jpg

[small bison]

this is ME

I AM THE HAND

[covert tartan]

Age gaps aren't my thing but I romanced haley

Oh my god

[small bison]

i prefer her sister tbh

only girl i'd ever romance in sdv

[covert tartan]

No thank you, crystal people freak me out

[small bison]

all the others are boring (except for leah, shes always "taken" in my mind bc my best friend marries her)

[covert tartan]

I'd understand if she just liked sewing but does she need crystals

[small bison]

she like rock. i like rock.
she like wool. i like wool.

[dusty ibex]

I like Emily cuz she’s v nice n cool like that

[covert tartan]

Haley had character development and I like her hair lol

[small bison]

emily has blue hair n pronouns 😍

[dusty ibex]

but my favourite spouse will always be leah

[dim tulip]

Emily is crazy

I married her first playthrough

[small bison]

leah's cool too but shes more of a friend to me bc shes not my type in marraige

[covert tartan]

Isnt Leah an alcoholic

[dusty ibex]

yea fair enough

no leah is not an alcoholic

[small bison]

thats shane-

[dim tulip]

Second playthrough, I went Penny

[covert tartan]

Oh

[dusty ibex]

shane and Pam have drinking problems

[idle robin]

omg ik they arn't as rare when you're more experienced but I just got 2 prismatic from one mining trip

[dim tulip]

Third I went Haley

[idle robin]

[dusty ibex]

Leah does love wine as a gift

but she don’t have a drinking problem

[idle robin]

I don like emily I took her sister

[dim tulip]

I somehow forgot SDV characters names

[covert tartan]

I remember seeinig her at the saloon

[dusty ibex]

tbh im like ok with like not marrying in sdv it’s not why I played the game

but i like leah cuz her storyline aligns a lot with the farmer

[covert tartan]

Based gameplay

[small bison]

emily with her sewing, her blue haor and her pronounse😍😍😍

[dusty ibex]

they both be running from the city life to follow their heart

[covert tartan]

Lmfai

[small bison]

i marry shane for the stardrop and then divorce him

[covert tartan]

I wish we can go to zuzu city

[covert tartan]

His rooms an actual mess

[small bison]

i want to smooch morris (the joja guyyy)

not marrying morris. just a little smooch

[covert tartan]

Money grubbibg asshole

[valid river]

Is stardew valley co-op?

[idle robin]

yup

[covert tartan]

Support local businesses

[dim tulip]

Can't a husband war that happened on seasoned one time

[idle robin]

LETS GO IM FINISHNG MY CC

[small bison]

I KNOW but hes such a guy i jist wanna smooch

[valid river]

Like could i make a co-op world from console to nintendo switch?

Nice

[dim tulip]

Third playthrough I went joja

Fuck Pierre

[valid river]

Because ive convinced my brother to get stardew valley, and he loves it

And weve both only started playing last night ahha

[covert tartan]

Nice Im at the overwhelmed stage

[small bison]

spouse wars happen infrequently on seasoned farmers but they DO HAPPEN (i caused a few)

[idle robin]

ah yes been there

The duck feather was making me cry

[dim tulip]

You don't cause, they happen alone

And that Shane war, was different

[covert tartan]

Why

[dim tulip]

It shed blood

It even had a admin involvement

[dim tulip]

Because fuck Pierre

[small bison]

starting wars is like. bringing up and fueling the topic in the first place maan

the stone /j

[vocal meteor]

Hey all im new to the game wanted to see how nice the community is

[dim tulip]

You can go back

[proud pivot]

We suck. Hate everyone

[dim tulip]

Unless you somehow dodge spouse warmongers

[small bison]

we're all fucking horrible /j (we are nice [sometimes])

[distant sphinx]

Sometimes 💀

[dim tulip]

We do sacrifices for a living

[small bison]

have my (not)delicious artwork of a rock. throw it at uHhhh
Clint

[distant sphinx]

Clint is immune to rocks

Hes a blacksmith

He opens geodes for a living

[small bison]

then throw it really hard at lewis and kill him

animal valley new stardew that shit. become the mayoe

[distant sphinx]

Great solution

Become mayo

[small bison]

mayor

(homestuck reference /hj)

[errant thistle]

dont diss lewis

[idle robin]

lmao now what

I did the cc

and they was all

gud bai

[small bison]

i will.

[errant thistle]

dont. you. dare

[small bison]

that corrupt, incompetent imbicile

[errant thistle]

dont diss marnies boy-toy

[small bison]

marnie can get a new boy toy

maybe marlon or something. he likes her anyway

[dim tulip]

||The following day (I think) a re-opening event will happen and Willy will invite you to talk to him||

[errant thistle]

marnie x wizard

[idle robin]

thats what I thought

[small bison]

marnie and marlon can idk.. raise slimes

[idle robin]

mb

I know nothing about it though

Im exited

[small bison]

im gonna rewrite one of my fics so that my farmer OC sapper (sap) falls for the wizard instead of pierre 💀

it was a jokefic btw

[errant thistle]

yk, ive barely had a convo with you but i could just tell you wrote fanfic

[small bison]

ive been writing for 5 years

[copper torrent]

• crumpled paper

[small bison]

ive passed many a fandom. the pierre x farmer oc is not the worst thing ive written

[exotic spire]

Make Pierre and Wizard in love 🥺
Enemies to lovers /j

[errant thistle]

im gonna need a link

[small bison]

no thats pierre x morris

[errant thistle]

pierre X the joja guy

[exotic spire]

Oh yeah true

[copper torrent]

pierre x morris sounds hot

[errant thistle]

[small bison]

my pierre x farmer oc one is gonna probs be forever rotting in google docs purgatory but you can go have a sniff of my spongebob fics i wrote with a friend at my ao3 account Inkfaun

pumpkin n cranberry

pumpkin is best for processing, sell cranberries raw .)

[errant thistle]

RAW

[exotic spire]

I thought you were talking about the game purrgatory when I see this it's a great game but ruined my mind apparently

[errant thistle]

@small bison i need to ask you though, who is your go-to marry?

[small bison]

shane. i marry him for the stardrop and divorce him. but i kinda wanna marry emily bc shes cute and ||krobus is great as a roommate||

[warm thorn]

Hey guys what is that in the sky?

[raven yacht]

Your grandpa

[errant thistle]

"i can fix him" NO no fixing

[warm thorn]

It's a steam code for Stardew Valley courtesy of ConcernedApe himself?? I can't believe it!

Q8YXW-EPMQC-PG5Z5
(please ping me if you redeem the code)

[small bison]

pierre that i threw at someone earlier /j

[small bison]

I KNOW I CANT FIX HIM I ACTIVELY MAKE HIM WORSE BECAUSE I USE HIM FOR THE STARDROP AND DUMP HIS ASS

[candid gate]

Pog

[errant thistle]

i married shane, got bullied my friends then i cheated on him with elliot

[small bison]

smelliott

[candid gate]

Ppl be hating on everyone

[small bison]

this is elliott without makeup

[errant thistle]

im either marrying harvey or Elliott

[raven yacht]

I kinda wanna dump Seb and marry his best friend instead (They both do better as a couple though)

[errant thistle]

I'm in tears.

[tropic fox]

Delete this bs

[small bison]

harvey's kinda a cute husband

[errant thistle]

he is a cute husband

[small bison]

no .)

[candid gate]

Xander had to make sure we saw his message

[tropic fox]

Fr

[warm thorn]

[small bison]

qwilfish .)

[errant thistle]

what's the code for?

[candid gate]

Try it

[warm thorn]

Stardew Valley

[raven yacht]

He is so adorable with his passion for airplanes, but he always stealing my 1k and not giving me a penny

[warm thorn]

on steam

[errant thistle]

i already have stardew installed

[tender canopy]

I found this purple ball thing after an explosion in the night. It says I need a better pick axe? What pickaxe do I need and will it despawn if I don’t get it in time?

[warm thorn]

It's for anyone that doesn't have the game yet, or maybe for a friend that wants to get it

[raven yacht]

It stays on the farm till you mine it

[small bison]

yeah. i usually die by random bombs going off around the place but yk

[tender canopy]

Thanks, what does it do anyways?

[raven yacht]

Spoiler-ish ||It give around 3-5 iridium ore iirc||

[halcyon light]

It doesn't

[raven yacht]

How much does it give?

[halcyon light]

Didn't give me anything then the capsule was empty

Basically it's useless

[raven yacht]

They're talking about the meteorite

Although I do agree the capsule is useless

It's fun to see the shadow creature every now and then though

[errant thistle]

i thought it was super cool and rare

[raven yacht]

It is rare

[safe wind]

I got a dino egg!

My luck is insane

[small bison]

@warm thorn REDEEMED CODE

[raven yacht]

WOOOO

[raven yacht]

Hatch it before donating

[small bison]

i love you guys so mchuch

[safe wind]

I got prismatic shard 2 days before i got my egg

[errant thistle]

if you give it to gunther i swear to god

[safe wind]

Someone said i dont give it

[warm thorn]

Enjoy it

[small bison]

TYABK YOU SO MUCH NOW I HABE IT ON PC AND IVE ALWAYS WANTED IT ON OC

pc

[raven yacht]

WAHT

[small bison]

.DDD

[raven yacht]

YOU GOT IT FOR FREE?

[small bison]

code code giveaway thingt

was in pinned messages for awhile

[raven yacht]

Ohh that was what it was for?

[small bison]

i forgot my account name for steam too and had to recover the name lmao i spedran 😭

[idle robin]

how does one catch a lingcod..

[small bison]

skil

[errant thistle]

you dont

[small bison]

and winter iirc

[safe wind]

I know have a prismatic shard, and ancient fruit, and a dino egg in my first playthrough im only on my first summer tho

[errant thistle]

NO WAY

[raven yacht]

Wowie

[hearty finch]

i got 6 shards and 4 eggs from caverns year 1

[small bison]

gj!!

[late acorn]

River /mountain lake in the winter you can get lingcod

[errant thistle]

im on year 3 and only just got a prismatic shard

[safe wind]

Damn

[safe wind]

I got mine from a treasure chest

Fishing is very rewarding

[idle robin]

LETS GO I DID IT

I GOT THE LINGCOD

[late acorn]

Congratz!

[idle robin]

all it took

nvm I cant send pics anyways

it was the 15th fish

[hearty finch]

how long does the code last?

is it already disabled?

[warm fiber]

is this one time use?

[warm thorn]

Yes

[warm fiber]

ooh cool

[warm thorn]

Someone else got it

[hearty finch]

oh

[idle robin]

WHAT WAS THAT CUTSEEN

omg

💀

[small bison]

i just googled steam redeem codes

[warm fiber]

which?

[idle robin]

the one after you complete the cc

[warm fiber]

ah

that.

its epic

[faint needle]

Woah so pro

[idle robin]

ikr🤩

[raven yacht]

Pro

[white basalt]

ive been waiting for like a month

and he still hasnt come

[idle robin]

you cant say that here😡

people gonna be enticed to click on it

[white basalt]

ok then where

[idle robin]

idk

[faint needle]

Delets rhat shit

[warm fiber]

is that a 10 heart event

[candid gate]

seasoned farmers

[raven yacht]

They can, check pins

[faint needle]

Gonna get banned

[idle robin]

the seasoned ones?

[candid gate]

#stardew-spoilers

[idle robin]

oh i didnt know that

[white basalt]

ok

[small bison]

seapning famrer

[proud pivot]

checked

[faint needle]

No u cant

[idle robin]

no because its after cc

[raven yacht]

Ohh

[idle robin]

there will be no talk of

that horid place

[proud pivot]

Yes

[raven yacht]

Yeah

[faint needle]

Correct

[warm fiber]

you will soon learn to love mayo machines

[idle robin]

oh yes always always ALWAYS use le mayo machine

[warm fiber]

i have like 37 mayo machines

[idle robin]

also very big tip (I know it seems dumb but I didnt know this) during any season but winter open the coop/barn door and let the animals out and they will eat the grass so you dont need to feed them hay/fodder

[pseudo vale]

demetrius just came over!!! do i pick mushrooms or fruit bats??

[idle robin]

I chose mushrooms

[candid gate]

whatever you want

[warm fiber]

i chose fruits

[candid gate]

fruits are better for cc

[pseudo vale]

whoich ones are better tho xd

[idle robin]

well mushroom takes up less inventory space for food + life elixer yk

[candid gate]

fruits are better for cc mushrooms idk i never picked those

[warm fiber]

both are kinda useless after cc

[small bison]

mushroom yummy

nom nom nom

[warm fiber]

i neglect mine

[pseudo vale]

thinks

[idle robin]

mushroom for food?

[small bison]

bats r better for neglecting

[velvet karma]

I put common mushroom in seed maker to help make tea sapling

[velvet karma]

Some do the opposite of food

[small bison]

mushroom good for fall seeds, money and nom nom foods

[warm fiber]

does fruits work too

[pseudo vale]

i chose bats since ill prbabky keep forhgetting abt them

[small bison]

frukts are good for neglecting, checking once a month

[idle robin]

my mailbox rn: 🤰

its so full😭

[pseudo vale]

LOL

[warm fiber]

i got 11 mail at one shot

[small bison]

what abt the mpreg emoji

🫃

[idle robin]

i-

[pseudo vale]

LOKKL

[safe wind]

Bro what

[pseudo vale]

we gotta be inclusive guys

[idle robin]

my mailbox is a girl okay

her name is falisha

[small bison]

shane after i marry him by accident /hj

[pseudo vale]

u name it??? 😲

[hazy remnant]

guys

what do i do in this game bro

[small bison]

yeah

[idle robin]

not officially

[idle robin]

chop tree, fish, plant

[hazy remnant]

ive been watering crops and talking to my wife and then just going to sleep

[pseudo vale]

ohh

[hazy remnant]

i dont know what to do its gotten boring after i got married

[small bison]

mining

[plush kayak]

whats the best food for energy? (thats also relatively easily obtainable?)

[small bison]

kill people

[idle robin]

cheese

[hazy remnant]

i got the skull key already

[small bison]

salad from.gus

[faint needle]

Just do ehatever tf u feel like doing

Be impulsive and fuck around

[idle robin]

wow i started a trend

[faint needle]

Fuck around, find out

[idle robin]

#nameyourmailbox2023

[pseudo vale]

im going to namme mine bartholomew

[hazy remnant]

like do what

[faint needle]

Stardew valley summarised

[faint needle]

Litwrally anything

[pseudo vale]

relal

[idle robin]

NAME YOUR MAILBOX

[small bison]

gonna call mine matpat bc its 🫃 /ref /j

[idle robin]

thats what

[faint needle]

Just try shit, press buttons on stuff

[hazy remnant]

Ben