#stardew-valley
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How is the super cucumber
"WHY THE FUCK IS MARNIE NOT WORKING"
Super cucumber is loved by wizard, can be placed in a fish pond
She's busy with herself
Ahha
i just give him dark essence
Sounds stressful remembering everything.
it is very likely the culprit was Marnie.
Or could just simply sell it
cuz its a tuesday and she went to do yoga or some shit
Or it coulda been just any NPC to turn in the quest to
She's gone Monday too
what.
hence the wiki so you don't have to remember
Oh yeah, also what got me into stardew. Was looking at pinterest posts and came along with a blue cute chicken. Did some research and found this game out ahha.
buys groceries from Pierre and then spends 8 hours in the kitchen
You can have blue chickens eventually but saying more would be spoilers.
I will grind for them.
blue...?
THEY ARE SO ADORABLE
im pretty sure..
Well, you gotta do a different kind of grind for that waggles eyebrows
its funny how all the single people are on the bottom of my friends list
besides emily at 5 hearts
You gonna marry emily?
i got like demetrius at 10, robin and lewis at 9, marnie and wizard at 8, and all the single people at 0-2 hearts
||it's just friendship, after you get 8 hearts with shane,|| chickens you buy at Marnie's have a chance to be blue
Why did u spoiler only half lol
should i click on the spoil? hehe
If you click buy and cancel you can reroll the colour
how to get blue chickens
It says
love
also are they worth more than normal eggs
you know ||blue chickens|| is the actual spoiler
are they used for a quest
No
think im gonna sell my blue chick, looks ugly af
purple star means maxed out friendship?

π
Yeah
i dont like it lol
Bruh 
Ive never heard of someone disliking them lol but fair
even the ||void chicken|| looks ok
My entire coop on my main is just them
u spoiled void chicken but not blue chicken
And then i have another full of ||gold||
how did you get so lucky
||void chicken|| needs spoiler??
i gotta change my brain fr
ok lads, i'm in spring year 2, trying to make enough money to get the deluxe barn and coop upgrades, help my simple monkey brain please
void chicken doesnβt need a spoiler
u do u should ask a new farmer for theirs 
honestly, i just dont want to deal with 10 different types of eggs which is why i sold all my white chickens
also why doesn emo kid sebestian love void eggs
i'd still be smarter than you π
U can tell what colour they are when buying from marnies she says pick a coop for your new (colour) chicken so you keep exiting until then. Also this is my year 13 save with endless money essentially
cant be too careful here
Void def doesnt
π except u DIDNT SPOILER BLUE CHICKEN
Blue maybe
itβs a heart event thing
bruh i saw someone else write it before me i thought its ok
oh thats why
Yeah
spoilers rules here are weird af
spoiler rules arenβt that hard
if itβs locked behind a cc reward or a heart event u spoiler it
Sometimes different people believe different things tho
what if someone asks how to get blue chicken, not knowing it's unlocked from a heart event
are you even allowed to answer
π
yea u can spoiler ur answer
is the guy who asked the question wrong too
You spoiler it by putting double lines on each side
!spoiler
To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.
To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.
i thought we werent allowed to talk about heart events
u can probably tell the guy hey thatβs a spoiler
||ok||
Yeah like that
u are but with spoilers if itβs before 10 heart events
Yes, u can. Not if its 10+. Everything else just req spoiler
u can read pinned
lmaoo how am i supposed to remember what is unlocked at 10 hearts for each character
idk check the wiki
is barbed hook good?
π this is a problem ive never seen anyone ever struggle with
Because you should be able to remember what a 10 heart event is
LMAOOOOO
Its not that hard
bro got worse memory than me
if you dont have friends then its easy to remember
you gotta date em for those events as well
Same lol
since u dont get the events anyways
it was literally discussed here yesterday
and the day before that
trap bobber and cork bobber are better!
Relatable...
Skill issue

suddenly everyone's fine iwth it lmao
Lol
That its hard to know what a 10 heart event is?
Im so confused
Issue with skill
how about dressed spinner?
imma dodge that yellow flame just watch
bruv how do u mistake a 10 heart event for a 2 or 4 heart one
I bet u died to it after we gave u tips
personally iβve never used it so nah
Lacks skill
barbed hook seems great and shit at the same time ngl
that spoiler rules are ambiguous and not easy to remember stuff like this
they are clearly laid out
u can always take to the forum suggestions if u rlly think that
Finished downloading stardew valley on console!
i swear you're like one of the three people who have troubles with it
Is trap bobber good? I use it alot but idk if its good
it is!
whats the difference in usage of barbed hook and dressed spinner
Not really. All u need to remember is 10
Number 10
Ah nice
i havent tried it yet but im gonna kill all the flames today
well what they do is different lol
Very good for specialty fishing with hard fish. Ie lava eel, legendary, octopus
Don't worry about it. Nobody's going to banhammer you for asking questions in the "wrong" channel. The worst that will happen is that someone will ask you to spoiler it or delete it and ask in the other channel.
this is true
The best actually
Makes sense
oh ok
do you remember every thing that is unlocked after the 10 heart event of every character
yeh
Nah the first day i was in this server someone threatened that ill get banned cos i said some cc related thing
yeah
what happens at sebastian's 10 heart event
Yes
i have no life though so im not a good metric
if there was a fishing hook based after u it would just send u to sleep and make u not wake up in time !!!!!
can't talk about it here
WHAT THE HELL
good for you, not everyone does
Almost always but slip ups are not a big deal
PANDA ITS CUZ OF U || I CANT GAMBLE IN SDV ||
I think it's the best one. I never use anything else.
ok wiki time
GET YOUR ADDICTION IN UR OWN GAME
NO
How do u mistake a romantic, intimate, kissy event for a friendly event where the characters just talk about some minor things?
Its not that big a deal dude. And no characters have other stuff after 10 hearts but romanceable and chances are you are only marrying 1 or 2
Neither do i
Ok sometimes the treasure bobber on lucky days but thats about it
Idk cos ive never seen it
average day in new farmers 
He moves to Gotham City ...
But i could easily tell u about the bachelors i have romanced
damn
Reason wiki exists if you need it
You won't. The mods are very cool here. You're more likely to get banned for being a dick, to be frank.
i never did that what are you even taalking about
Fr some people freak out
who said that to u π
YEH VIL DID YOU HEAR THAT
KIERAN U GOOFY BITCH U GOT BANNED TOO
SHHHh
Dont remember lol
MINE WAS FUNNY
π wtf did u even do
not ||juju|| city? that's weird
I didnt say that u did that but it is wuite hard to forget which events are which
They are saying you CANT mistake a 10/14 heart event with an 8 or below
True lol
My record for highest bans and unbans from a server was 8
π€£
example:
hannah n lucy
NOT BANNED?
lame ppl like @crude tapir
my first warning was for off topic so idk
Good times
okay
Should i ask a mod to ban and unban me so i cna join the cool club?
Do it
it probably dont work like that
π
@mods hello
Its junimos
fml i was so eager to finish up cc i forgot to plant my rare seeds
Ik im jk
notice how you didn't mention Lenin
now im in 13 fall year 2
π ok i would but 3 ppl here know him
Lol they would be fr pissed probably. Tho it depends who

If you get banned, you're gone for at least 2 months before you can be unbanned.
The founder of the USSR?
what day is it now?
No actually?
Oh thats lame ngl
Seems so long
13
Doopa apparently to be cool u need to be banned from this server
Hey doopa π
So can u ban and unban me pls
all i'm saying is it's difficult to remember what is unlocked after every character's 10 heart event, not the event itself
yeah it's too late now 
What happened
Im sure he was a batcave enjoyer then
yeah I can't comment 
no π he was the one who convinced me that mushroom was better
stop looking in the mirror vil

U brainwashed him bro disgusting
hey hey
how are you?
Have you completed the pantry bundles? (Repaired the greenhouse, in other words.)
No need to comment, hust oress buttons
I am good. You? Got any easter plans?
how does that work when HE CHANGED MY OPINION
Wait whens easter
Oh i misread
guys can we have an easter event where u hide eggs in the server
Really from Friday to monday
Well ur both cringe then. No wonder he isnt unbanned
Thats public holidays here at least
and then we have to find them
that seems like chaos and i love it
Hes the original moushroomer
hello
hellozou
do u ever wonder why im not banned CUZ IM NOT A TOXIC PERSON LIKE U FR
Mushrooms are good for organised people but fruits better for lazy
yes! spending it with my future mother in law
how about you?
Pin egg emojis in some channels
hello
welcome
you have a warning tho soooo
u know u donβt mean a word u say when you say this
my easter plans is too finish my animations and eat snacks
Aww that sounds nice. I am going up to visit my extended family. It should be chaotic haha
mf how do u wanna know??? i have 0
π€¨
We have video evidence to the contrary, Panda ...
hello π
Yall got a family for eeaster? Couldnt be me fr
doopa can u give panda a warning please please please please please
that's always fun 
WAIT WHAT
HEY SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
super chill! enjoy 
nvm wrong channel
me when my siblings try beef with me
ok π I will let u gatekeep it
good π
the person actually found SDV through a picture of blue chicken so its existence isn't much of a spoiler
bruv why have u DUG THAT CONVERSATION BACK UP
@cobalt hare host an egg hunt event for the server on easter
is it not the cat throwing a brick considering you SENT IT TO ME LIKE 10 TIMES YESTERDAY
@wintry snow host an egg hunt event for the server on easter
i have multiple fav gifs, u wanna see again???
because it happened like five minutes ago lol
I'm afraid we don't have enough time to prepare an event this soon 
Pin egg pictures in some channels
maybe next year?
5 minutes is a very long time
too easy
Says u
easier than blocking a slime
You can ban everyone and three days later bring them all back again. π
It is for u yes
what do i do with my 120k gold
just like how u have multiple wives @upper pasture
Skill issues be like
oops sorry missed your message there and also no 
π
GOT DAMN
ok π one day we will bring panda to justice
this would take less work I suppose 
π
Easter's too soon now, should have asked before 
I WAS BANNED BEFORE
LMAO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just pin some egg pictures in channels
SKULL
LOSER
when is easter

sunday
Gm sweetie <3

oh
ME BEATING UP PANDA FR
too close
tf is that π
Pandas winning wdym
BBQ
hence the name easter sunday
BABYCAKES
Lol

DAMN VIL
ok much better
never heard it before
wish we had panda in sdv fr
this chat is getting a bit too chaotic
doopa theres violence AGAINST ME
pandas in sdv when π
I protect wifw
nope
What is happening
Ur mom
What did panda do
ca better add pandas and alpacas in then next update
pandas in sdv would be a a W
Why should today be any different? π€£
oh noes where?

also can we have elytras in sdv 
Polar bears pls
AXOLOTLS TOO
letβs make it into mc
But better
honestly yeh
Ye
mc 2.0
Then until you do, you'll have to wait until next Fall to plant your rare seeds. Sorry.
dave do u plant fall seeds more than twice in sdv
Abysmally stupid creatures in MC.
But cute
LMAO
Panda ur an abysmally stupid creature in real life
what the fuck is an abyss of ginger
wow i got 2 secret notes from 1 level of enemies in the mines
Not really. Two years of regular crops at the most, then it's on to all AF.
please stop insulting each other. this is not the place for that. if you'd like to continue, take it to DMs
ok panda imagine some new farmer in chat is n he sees ur sorry ass dissing gingers
ok ok me too fr
π its fun u should try it with us
spam images go in #images-and-memes thank you βοΈ
That looks like playful fighting
Exactly
π ty
Siblings moment

if somebody called me an abyss of ginger unironically i would be concerned tbh
isnβt an abyss like a hole
Yuh
how does this track
we still don't allow it, it's a bad vibe

Ah



Could see that. Someone's going to misinterpret the situation
i'll be honest that sandwich looks good
no thanks, I'm an adult
DAMNNNNNNNN4
π
GOT FUCKED
VIL YOU GOT CALLED A KID
u can still have fun as an adult yknow
right i would eat it in one bite except the olive
olives are an L fr
Ok w people
you really are a kid fr
Why am I hungry-ing over a pixelated sandwich
nepotism mostly, but also hungry
Olives are a fruit and should've been include in a fruit salad

Huh I don't think I've seen the sprite in game
no πthey just donβt taste good
Very oily fruit salad. Add that with cucumbers and tomatoes as well as melons
1.6 is the sandwich update
why can't we grow olive trees in sdv anyway, they're cool and you get o i l
CA make it happen
Damn maybe CA should've included olives in the fruit salad recipe
It makes it oily and more juicy
what even is in the fruit salad recipe
Apricot, melon and blueberries
There's a fruit salad?
L fruit salad
i thought apple was in the fruit salad 
Yeah
||ur mom||
ok I already know what that says
LMAOO
Lmao
Nah the texture probably ruins it. All the fruits used in it are squishy and juicy
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
apricot is like the opposite of juicy tho
yeh its my favorite decoration
π
i've never had one that wasn't dry
And I'm fairly certain I'd try adding a tomato into a fruit salad
π£οΈ
Wait I needa look this up
do you guys put barns and coops up against the shrine wall?
honestly so true
what
noooo don't bury grandpa a second time
I mean.. it's coming from someone who's eaten an apricot on cakes only
Ok it looks bomb
are u kidding or smth
Some of them do have juice in them
No <3
then how do u guys arrange your coops?
No but I almost did
I don't
My farm is a mess
Same
Random shit everywhere
Not me. I like space to move around stuff.
just like ur house
decorate it and farm ego off of people being jealous of ur design
Year 1 I put the crops close to the house. The barn and coop go south of that amidst all the grass growing wild, so the animals can have a lot to eat. I'm not usually bothering with fences in year 1.
I don't shit all over my house tf
Should i start off solo? Or co-op as my first ever game?
LMAOOOOOOOOO not?
I've already married everyone 
guys
omg cheating on panda speedrun any%
Woah this was before
if your friends are on their first playthrough, it'd be best to join them in co-op for your first, too
otherwise you might wanna make a farm yourself to get to grips
im about to submit the last items for cc
wtf kc
:D
π
BRFORE WE GOT MARRIED
Should i start a solo world first? Or join a co-op?
Solo
Solo. And go the Community Center route, not the Joja one for your first time.
i bet if we would play together you wouldnt marry me ueueueueeu
so panda is your 9th choice LMAO
Depends. You could join someone to learn the basics or play solo to learn at your own pace
Yeah I'd marry leah
Alright, because i am in the home screen ahah
wtf
JKJKJK
W
I see
I'd never do u like thag
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT NEXT TIME WE PLAY MC
Weah
IM SORRY FOR THE CLIFF
There are options of farms avaliable... there are 7 to choose from
AAAAAA the cc completion is giving me goosebumps
What should i choose?
Standard for first
Standard?
Much easier to handle
riverside farm is a dud, but of the non-standard farms i think forest and mountain are the best 
yeh standard is best for first time
FOREST FARM SUCKS
forest is over rated imo
ok ur losing 1 vil point for this
mountain gives you a lot of scenic places to put stuff with less of a focus on actually farming
idc IT STILL SUCKS
What's wrong with forest farm tf
Standard is best for beginners
U DORK ITS BEAUTIFUL
its got a massive lake in the center
it confuses my small design brain
Which is dope
Also what does kfc stand for in your name? I keep thinking that it stands for Kentucky fried chicken...
IF YOU LIKE THE WATER SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU TAKE A SHOWER
Cause it does
I'm called kc but people call me kfc that's y Imao
its called forest farm BUT WHY AM I LACKING ON WOOD, IT HAS THE LEAST TILLABLE TILES; WHERE TF AM I SUPPOSED TO PLACE MY BUILDINGS
LMAOOOOOOOO
but what does the kc stand for
I DO BITCH TELL THAT TO LENON NOT ME
I assume the brackets mean that this is a Kentucky fried chicken version of panda
LENON
LENON
Kentucky cocai-
LEMON*
no rude and no drug references in chat
Sorry π
L
Bruh
who was being nsfw
DONT L ME SMH
Ur mom
WOAH π
Divorcing rn
Ong
he's trying
I don't have any warnings cause im usually dead
Attempts are made
Why does everyone think ima man πππ
Its year 1 spring 27th I just sold all my strawberries and potatos and made 10k what should I buy now? Any live stock or?
Welcome to the internet
orange cat behaviour
Where everyone thinks everyone is a man
Ok tru
You might want to wait for the summer crops
Melon?
insulting my childhood hero rn
Hops, melons, blueberries and poppies near beehives are a good choice
Puss in boots da og
invest in blueberries
π
I like four corners. Allows me to make districts.
nah Garfield π
is it good to like sell all my crops and forages and stuff from spring to get money or not
what do i do with extra minerals?
I've got a farming district with sheds (one with the house), one quarter solely dedicated to animals, one that used to be a tree farm but I converted it into another farming district, and an "everything else district"
some are useful in the lategame! it's usually good to sell them early to help you along, though
Imagine not hoarding all ur gems
i got the money but not that much wood and stone to spam coops
if need be, you can always buy the remaining wood and stone from robin's store, or buy the metals from clint to upgrade your tools to help gather them yourself
Ofc the person named blueberry suggests blueberries
Lemme invest in u bro
i got tools all gold already
Imma purchase u
You're going to buy more blueberries with that?
You save your gems?
please read me the 3 digits on the back of your card π³β¨
Idk about u but I just buy from robin even after second year cos my earnings are much more
robin do be robin' with all those year 2 prices
She wants your money
if she takes my money i'd take her husband
Well Demetrius would come and steal her again
Thats a secret
i got 10 star friendship with him anyways
That's a from 10 to 0
Sheesh
404
error: credit card not found
Is ancient fruit worth it early game (year 1 summer) ? Im still sort of confused as is what is does and what to do with it
it takes a full month to grow then it grows a week later
repeat crop, it works in all seasons ezcept winter
and it sells for a very high price. itβs arguably the best crop in the game alongside starfruit
You might want to throw your first ancient fruit into a seedmaker though
Have a nice amount of seeds ready for next year or ||greenhouse||
For more seeds
I think ancient seeds can be found in the first few floors of the mines
Any insect can drop'em
Always good to plant one, and the ancient fruits you harvest, save it if you don't have the seed maker, save it until you reach a certain farming level
can also dig'em up from worms, or fish'em out
Kinda intimidated by the artisan bundle and animal bundles
Artisan is probs the worst
Just realize that to complete those you don't need to fill your coops and barns. Just get them upgraded to Deluxe with some cows and chickens, then one of each type of the higher level animals. This keeps expenses down.
Thats why u go bat cave @dusty ibex
the bat cave produces useless fruit most of the time
you rarely get anything other than salmonberries and such
it can speed up completion of the bundle though if you don't care about having the mushroom cave later in the game
Its still enough to complete artisan pretty quickly
Both caves are shit later
mushroom cave can work as a steady source of money early-mid game
bat cave becomes useless the moment you complete the bundle
parsnips are bad later, but you're given them early to get you off the ground
i like mushrooms for easy life potions and food
cheap fruit comes easy in salmonberry season, and later in blackberry season, and awards you foraging XP for taking part too
nonetheless i'll always preach that if you're playing the game mostly in the mines, get yourself the fruit cave, and if you're spending time on the farm or with an orchard, invest in mushrooms
Salmonberries and blackberries do not award foraging xp.
personally I only pick bat cave if i'm going for y1 cc
ah butts
Mushrooms foraged from the cave don't have stars
i shouldve picked shrooms mm
they don't, but it doesn't matter when you craft them into food and potions 
it really doesn't matter, as tomass said both become irrelevant by mid-late game
hi! is it good to like sell all my crops and forages and stuff from spring, summer, etc, to get money or not?
turn them into forage seeds and either grow them or sell the seeds
Save some
how do i do that xd
i rarely remember to check the cave anyway tbf
Which cave to pick? Flip a coin. Either choice is right.
ty
forage seeds for specific seasons unlock at forage level 1, 4, 6, and 7 respectively
Or by completing cc bundles
oh yeah, that too
30 wild seeds depending on the season
I prefer mushrooms because you can decorate the cave completely and it still remains useful.
My literal man cave ...
never thought of decorating the cave tbh
I really should get a pic of that with mushrooms growing.
I see many crystal like stones break in cavesf in just one pickaxe hit. Am i supposed to collect it differently?
the crystals on the ice floors?
Yeah
they can be broken with a sword and occasionally drop refined quartz
I can't remember ever seeing this happen. I know it's supposed to, but I guess I haven't paid attention to it.
it's a pretty low chance
can't remember the last time i've gotten it, but I think I did a few times
lol i thought the crystal do nothing
I was surprised to find out recently that they were supposed to drop anything.
once you get the recycling thing refined quartz just fills your chests
i feel like the only person who never uses them
i forget i have them until i throw all my trash out
Who even uses recycling machines
Does the game determine what my favourite thing is?
no
Whats the purpose?
oh you mean the thing you put in at the start?
Yeap!
its for stardrops 
So like i can be anything?
im on year 3 and haven't heard of my "favorite thing" unless ive missed it
mhm
It*
it doesn't matter
What should it be haha
there is some cool easter eggs with it
Im not too sure what it should be
it can be anything
But dont want it to sound boring at the same time
(within the character limit)
i always put something stupid like "men" or "money"
Damn its a hard decision ahah
Or it'll do something like this
i always find the farm name difficult 
I made mine "Mt. Olympus"
And my name styx
Yes, im going with greek mythology xD
my main save was made to test the Marnie glitch so my farmer and farm's name is "meme"
whats ur fav thing about greek mythology then
Probably the names ig
and then have that as ur fav thing in game
But im thinking imma name stuff using names
favorite things: name
sure
YES
gotta love the steak & oven chips
the true answer
the stardrop text gonna be 'The taste reminds you of Boris Johnson' which is cursed as shit
Hell nah bahahah
Oh well lol
my one true love, Boris Johnson, he should be the new marriage candidate
speaking or marriage candidates, who's best? i will judge
Robin
leah is just knock-off robin
favorite thing: Joe Biden
Same lol
Keep boris johnson or go with that panini
?
Aight went with boris
Rip grandpa πππ
Noooo
the drama
is it this #stardew-valley message
This is deep
teleportation
Joja company looks like hell
Is that a spoiler
I sorta got in greek mythology due to reading heaps of percy jackon tbh
barely, its something unlocked like mid spring, its just a bunch of fetch quests or you can pay joja to re-do i
someone sacrificed their time to research and write that and I thank them π
online?! on discord?! impossible....

I havent even opened the envelope
Should i open it?
Its starring at me menacingly
always open envelopes! they give you quests, items, and tell you when events are
and you get letters from your partner later in the game!!!
is this your first save?
ye open it
If i put an autograber outside will it collect the truffles?
Yeah, first couple of minutes of reading were enough for me lmao
Yes, i downloaded the game 30 minutes ago ahha
Tbh Dave was rather rude
i mean you could just not open it and not start the game
omg have fun
But whatever
Donβt think so
ive been playing for a few months and i already have 90hours put into it, which is a lot for me with such a busy schedule
Is that the deceased guy in the joja office?
I got an awnser! Thank you!
he's the mayor of pelican town, youll come to tolerate him4
DAMN I JUST NOTICED IT TOO CMON
The skeleton in the next cubicle tells you all you need to know about Joja.
Not nearly as rude as I wanted to be. π€£
i swear joja is only good for sunflower seeds
it's also good for when i want to finish the game but im lazy
just take my money and shut up
or when its like 9pm and you realized you got one less cauliflower seed than you need
SDV is an afterlife/purgatory. YOU are the skeleton in that cubicle
omg theres a coma/ afterlife theory for stardew?!
well... am i even surprised?
Fantastic! Look how much weight I've lost!
Why do people freak out about the skeleton in jojacorp when just the regular mines are million times worse
i never even noticed the skeleton
Itβs the first grandpa cutscene
that's because you tick off skip intro, most likely
I just finished the joja route π₯² now on to everything else I want to upgrade
ive seen the intro i just wasnt paying attention to that part of the screen ig
Uh ... because you don't expect to see a dead guy in an OFFICE BUILDING!!!
If you do, let me know where you work, so I can NEVER GO THERE!!
π€£
YOU MONSTER!
Iβll be that
unless you work at a haunted house
Joja route? Well, you certainly picked the right gamer tag. π€£
Thanks
CC route all the way
I meant in terms of comparing lifestyles, the mines are way more dangerous than a dead guy in your office
gm farmers!
Morning
hello!
Only good thing about the joja route is the ||autopetter||
joja 4ever fr π
Dont click on the spoiler im not allowed to say it here
it never existed
and its easier
joja is easier
Way less fun too
u can focus on anything u like aslong as ur making money from smth
no?
But that item sweeatens the deal just a little it
i kinda like whole fetch quest stuff, i just hate the "fish tank" im bad at fishing :(
u can do whatever u want and ur not stressed about catching this fish and harvesting this crop and keeping this crop and what u should sell and what not and etc
Average Joja fan
sameee fishing is the worst for me
There's ||lures|| for that
And fishing buff
Let's compare dangers. One is an underground labyrinth where you can expect to find monsters.
The other one is a place of business where there's a dead guy sitting in the next cubicle being ignored by a company that tells you to "Join us. Thrive."
Who is the real monsters here?
its not even just Stardew fishing its literally any fishing in any game
Ever play RDR2?
yesss
Am I the only one who actually likes fishing as it is?
I have so much fun doing every little thing on the game, Iβm just horrible at fishing lol
me too
Iβd let you be on my farm Iβll do everything Iβm just not good at fishing
lol
Yeah that's what I've been doin
ah
Took me a lot longer than it should
okay guess ur just unlucky π
Idk you could always change jobs or smth if you stayed in the city but what do you do if you dont want to fight literal monsters?
Just install a mod if you hate fishing so much
So what's in it for me? π
Free crops
Idk I just would rather start over again then fish like I hate it that much 
Trade ancient fruit for one silver quality carp
So we're just normalizing dead co-workers in cubicles being ignored by the company? Okay, then. π
oh-
You would rather fight literal monsters? Have fun
It gets easier as you level up. You can use crab pots to gain passive fishing xp and gain a few levels. I understand not liking it. I sucked so badly at it when I first started playing that I avoided it for the first couple of years.
Come alive skeleton throwing their bones at you
They're giving me free weapons
You cant throw it back at them lol
Silly calcium creature doesn't even have any muscles
Give me a sword and point me in the right direction. Literal monsters are easy.
It's the corporate ones that are the real evil.
Who said anything about dying
Prove it
Actually donβt
π π
π€

Human skeletons throwing their bones at you would actually tickle
Like mild discomfort
how do I refill the water can?
WOULD TICKLE
I WOULD BE SHITTING MYSELF IF THERE WAS A MOVING SKELETON
click on any tile of water in the world!
I mean same but what can he do
Man's just skin and bones
without the skin
badum-tss
skull
he would have one as well
I got a skull too ye
Refill your can with deep sea brine
Still a better argument than wheat vs starfruit
throwing mud at each other is a better argument wdym
Also the kitchen sink.
I mean wheat is technically betterβ¦
the plants yearn for seafood π
Wheat
don't start
it's sushi for your soul starfruit
i will pull random math numbers out my ass to prove you wrong
Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.
It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more ...
i swear you have a gif or image for everything
I LOVE THIS GAME :))))
It's a gif
t.
just wait till the addiction hits
it gets even better
Hopefully not xD
But yeah, story line is good
Btw
It's probably the healthiest addiction I've ever had, tbh.
idk, gaming addictions can get pretty bad
I'm an addict with 12 years clean. Gaming doesn't even make the list.
Ive seen tiktoks and that, but why is everyone dissing on penny?
she complains a lot, is kinda annoying and never stands up to Pam
It's like that sometimes. I'd ignore it, tbh, and not let it color your experience.
Old people love gifs
Not surprising
whats the best place to do the clay farming "glitch"? is it on the beach?
mhm, i'd stay clear of media of the game until you've experienced most of it
or just stay clear of spoilers in general
beach or farm ( depending on the one you chose )
Them's fightin' words ... π€£
im using the normal farm, but im playing on mobile so i dont think i can use a cabin to reset the dug up spots
Heres the proof lmao
Ahh aokie
yeh beach is probably best then
When do i get to marry someone haha
when you friend them
how do I know if a plant is ripe?
when you're in your first season and already wanna marry someone lmao
When u can collect it
you can harvest it
Fruits appear
Can i be friends with everyone?
most people
ah cool ty
there is some unfriendable ones
Ive been on stardew valley tiktok
You can't use a cabin, but you can use any other building, if you're talking about repairing your clay farming divots. Or so the video told me.
I've only clay farmed the beach in late game.
Yes. It just takes a little effort on your part. Talk to them, give them gifts they like or love. Remember their birthdays.
Yeap!
Ill note EVERYTHING down
My advice to new players is to watch the TV every morning before you leave the house. It will give you game tips and recipes.
my advice is to not ignore the mines, npcs or the community center
i see new players focusing on just farming and then get bored
the juggling of everything is what makes the game fun imo
oh cool ill build a coop or sm
Iβm just now seeing this lol π you can run around my valley lol idk
maybe dinner first...
yeh here's a bit of stale bread
I use the fishing pots, just wish I could grasp the fishing the regular way
hello
hi
Welcome
π I can make a cookout kit lol i have yet to get a kitchen
If I remember the video correctly, you can move the building around the farm and clear up all your divots. I've never done it, as I said.
kieran cropmaster when
im trying π
is the agriculturalist any good? like does it add up to more harvests than I normally would? or should I just go artisan
oh what there's a role between shepherd and cropmaster
YEH
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
So very true.
artisan
imagine being RANCER
artisan is generally agreed to be very good, but you do of course need to invest in all the artisan producing machines to make the most of its benefits
yeah eventually ill need a coop anyway so it will be fine to try
Artisan is where the real money is at. The 10% you get from Agriculturist is like the weakest of the Speed-Gros, and not worth the slot.
Until a very specific late-game strategy.
maybe the mods could just give me desperado
Ill make my own wiki xD
i can certainly make you not-rancher if that helps 
Why don't you come to your senses? You've been out riding fences, for so long now ...
if you're after big profit, chances are you're already fielding kegs in summer 1 anyway, and jars in spring
that would be kinda funny actually tho
why is shepherd higher than farmer anyway?
have you ever tried to herd a sheep?
It's a conspiracy ...
way I see it, a shepherd would probably be employed by a farmer.
also i was clicking through dialogue as quick as possible and i accidentally said no to the cat, is there a way to get one back?
nope! you'd better go back to the main menu and restart the day hahah
well, guess im restarting the game
Is stardew valley like harsh as in you have to look after everyone 24/7?
./ or everything you start?
Why do you wanna waste your time looking after everyone
It seems like my responsibility π
not really that harsh but there is a daily routine eventually of looking after animals and watering crops when you don't have sprinklers yet
nooo it's quite chill - people in town will slowly forget about you, but so long as you remember to check the town calendar often for birthdays and festivals you'll be able to keep people happy 
Okie
is it really forgetting
relellselaleelelelelaleal
You don't have to meet em all every single day really
although it gets a lot more automated later
i'd rather they forget me than slowly come to resent me lol
Hahah
its not going to them resenting you though
But should i be close with peiple that i like?
Sure
hi pa ds
looking at people who divorced everyone rn
Alr
Yea sorry for asking so much questions, this is my first day of joining the dc and downloading stardew valley haha
hearts can get you recipes, items, and cutscenes, so it's nice to give gifts to the townspeople sometimes
thats what this channel is for xD
what does happen when you just dont interact with any npcs? im quite happy with ignoring everyone and slowly building up money to overthrow lewis and take over the valley
I always befriend someone i wanna marry or someone that needed for quest/recipe first, not all of em at once
nah that's fine we've all been there

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Where do I sell for best prices? The box next to my farm?
anyways
Ic hahaha :)
It's alright. We're chill anyway
it's the same everywhere
selling everywhere is the same
omg its real
internet throwing
OH GOD
Yes. the community is very lovely, and welcoming too.
Hi real!
you need friendship for certain recipes or completion later on; if you do not interact with npcs their friendship will slowly decrease, aka if you never started talking to them you can just continue ignoring them xD
i was about to say "panda i already said hi to you"
LMAO
hey scat
what can i say, im a woman with many issues
They forget about ur existence
HURT
Hru?
mmm yeah i do want tea saplings
Like ur friends

