stardew-valley

[quiet field]

Why not corn or sunflowers at least? Sunflowers give you seeds back so you won't have to keep buying them

[hexed smelt]

It might be programmed incorrectly. IDK. I do know for a fact that it's all-too-often USED incorrectly.

[fast tundra]

You can't make pumpkins into wine and cranberries require too many kegs.

[oak trail]

I forgot the word Keg for a moment or two x.x

[fringe wagon]

Why do you keg cranberries 💀

[mystic cove]

maybe you need to compile

[fast tundra]

Sunflowers yield too little cash and corn juice just won't give you a lot of money either

[oak trail]

and good to know. I have all these rooms in my farmhouse and nothing to do with them, unless I move the Chicken Shrine from teh shed

[quiet field]

I thought they were good 🥹

[oak trail]

does daily luck affect fish quality?

[pulsar valve]

for a greenhouse settup not a non greenhouse settup

[fast tundra]

Wheat seeds cost 10g. If the seed costs are a problem then I don't think the problem is with the wheat.

[quiet field]

But they sell more than wheat, unless you're making beer. I thought you didn't want to use kegs but that was earlier in the messages

[fast tundra]

How'd that make a difference?

[fast tundra]

Wheat sells for 20x more when processed so I decided to use it in my argument.

[agile pier]

Why are you so gung-ho about defending one of the worst crops in the game bruh

[copper torrent]

awoooo

[cobalt hare]

Well how much is that per unit?

[fast tundra]

One of the worst?

[west crane]

No, they don't. Only treasure related odds

[fast tundra]

200g without artisan. It takes 1 day to process might I add.

[distant sphinx]

Hi ghost

[mystic cove]

if we're calculating profits, then labor should be part of the convo. every tick tock you're planting 10g seeds, is a missed opportunity to do something with a bigger profit

[agile pier]

Yes it is objectively one of the worst profits wise

[agile pier]

Helo pickle

[hexed smelt]

I don't use it. The people who do come up with asinine theories about how wheat is better than starfruit. The very argument I was hoping to avoid for the umpteenth time in the last two years.

I can do my own math.

[cobalt hare]

Well I have smol farm. I don't think I can make good use of that.

[pulsar valve]

for roi a fruit into wine would make more than wheat

[cobalt hare]

Seasonal plants are better.

[distant sphinx]

Uh

[fast tundra]

That is most definitely not the case. You can defend starfruit, pale ale and ancient fruit all you want but you aren't defending rhubarb juice against beer.

[distant sphinx]

Rhubarb vs wheat

That's a new one

[fast tundra]

As I said, wheat takes a day to process compared to wine's 7.

[fast tundra]

I'm giving an example since he said that most crops are better.

[hexed smelt]

Gold. Per. Day.
Look it up.

[distant sphinx]

A lot of crops are better than wheat

[cobalt hare]

Well everyone plays differently

[mystic cove]

could be worse, you could be married to Hailey, who doesn't know what math is

[distant sphinx]

Also why would you compare crops from 2 different seasons

[fast tundra]

Most crops are worse than wheat when processed.

[cobalt hare]

Wheat might be working out just fine with Nagi

[oak trail]

Computer burped I missed responses about my fish question

[fast tundra]

Alright want to compare corn juice against beer like that one person said?

[agile pier]

It does work fine but saying it makes the most profits is absurd lmao

[cobalt hare]

Corn juice pfffft

[distant sphinx]

Already the big ones like hops, sf, and af overtake wheat plus blueberries and some more

[fast tundra]

TL;DR luck only affects treasure chest odds not fish quality

[distant sphinx]

C o r n j u i ce

[cobalt hare]

Well I think if you're fully invested in wheat. You can probably get that much. I think it's just harder to do.

[distant sphinx]

Huh

[fast tundra]

How are blueberries better than wheat?

[distant sphinx]

Blueberry wine

[fast tundra]

It's a real thing. You should drink it some day.

[fast tundra]

...

[cobalt hare]

I'm not making mine anytime soon.

[fast tundra]

That would require too many kegs. I already said this in the cranberry argument.

[cobalt hare]

Can I make pickles from cauliflower?

[distant sphinx]

Yeah

[oak trail]

Nagi: tysm

[fast tundra]

Yw

[cobalt hare]

Ew

[fast tundra]

IT SERIOUSLY TASTES GOOD

[cobalt hare]

That's like drinking ketchup

[fast tundra]

It's nothing like that

[cobalt hare]

I like popcorns

That's it

[edgy sparrow]

Hey guys, Any tips for a new player?

[agile pier]

Compared to af and sf there's just no way to make the same profit like literally one starfruit sells for as much as almost 4 beer

[fast tundra]

Grow wheat and make beer.

[distant sphinx]

How many kegs is too many. You're already using a lot from wheat since it processes and grows so fast

[fast tundra]

As I said it only takes 1 day to process and 4 days to grow so you would not have to worry about that.

[ashen flume]

Explore and take your time to discover and get familiar! And dont forget about stuff that the npcs say, the ones during early cutscenes are very important

[distant sphinx]

What

[fast tundra]

You get around 3 blueberries per blueberry plant in a harvest.

[distant sphinx]

Hi jils

[fast tundra]

You'd need 3 kegs per plant VS 1 keg per plant with wheat

[distant sphinx]

NOT AGAIN

[copper torrent]

i learned so much today , thank you guys

[cobalt hare]

Well wheat grows faster + it's processed faster too. So it's like a machine gun vs a shotgun.

[fast tundra]

SOMEONE GETS IT

[ashen flume]

Hi what the fuck is going on with wheat rn

[cobalt hare]

Corn Juice

[fast tundra]

I am the defender of wheat.

[ashen flume]

This is like the parsnip discussion all over again

[edgy sparrow]

I don't know its World War Wheat out here

[ashen flume]

What the

[cobalt hare]

CORN JUICE

[cobalt hare]

YES

[distant sphinx]

Somehow trying to prove that beer beats sf wine idfk

[fast tundra]

Parsnips suck. Wheat can be made into beer so it's good but parsnip juice sucks.

[ashen flume]

WHY AM I GETTING CORN JUICE😭

[cobalt hare]

SLURP CORN JUICE

[fringe wagon]

Can't we just retreat to #stardew-spoilers

[distant sphinx]

They're not even the same season...

[cobalt hare]

BECOME ONE OF US

[ashen flume]

Yea sure

[agile pier]

No, like Dave has said 40 times the amount per day you make off of starfruit wine is way more

[cobalt hare]

THE CORN WELCOMES YOU MY BROTHER

[fast tundra]

Cauliflowers and strawberries are better for spring.

Wheat is the best for summer and fall.

[distant sphinx]

Yeah

No

[fast tundra]

?

[ashen flume]

It started well

[distant sphinx]

Strawberries and stuff ate better than cranberries

But wheat

[fast tundra]

And ended well aswell

[agile pier]

Just because you refuse to believe basic math doesn't make you right bro

[edgy sparrow]

btw how do you make alcoholic beverages like beer?

[distant sphinx]

Kegs!

[agile pier]

Kegs

[fast tundra]

Legs

[cobalt hare]

That's something else ig. Do you count in the star fruit seeds costs?

[fast tundra]

Kegs*

[ashen flume]

Wdym wheat is the best on summer what about starfruits???

Even hops

[cobalt hare]

Yes Legs<Corn Juice

[edgy sparrow]

Yo hold up something aint right

[fringe wagon]

Masochist's crop

[oak trail]

Pls refresh memory, but fruit quality doesnt make higher quality wine to start?

[agile pier]

Yes, I showed it in a previous message

[oak trail]

or ist hat just a jam thing?

[fast tundra]

As I said that would require you to unlock the desert.

[distant sphinx]

Yeah it does not

[fast tundra]

As for hops they require too much maintenance

[ashen flume]

Melons then

[mystic cove]

i see both sides. Wheat has the potential for exponential profits, but it's smalltime. Starfruit isn't as rich dollar-for-dollar, probably, but realistically it's the only viable option. Actually grinding wheat to its potential would take too much time.

[fringe wagon]

Any quality fruit makes basic quality wine

[cobalt hare]

Eh maybe. Wheat saves you some money on hay too.

[fast tundra]

Wheat is a perfect balance between maintenance and profit.

[agile pier]

@cobalt hare

[fringe wagon]

But even the lowest quality wine is higher in value than gold tier fruit

So make of that what you will

[oak trail]

dang okay

[ashen flume]

Idk collecting beer daily sounds sorta tiring

[fast tundra]

Put it in your house.

The kegs, I mean.

[ashen flume]

Still the same

[fast tundra]

How?

[fringe wagon]

You're still collecting beer daily

[fast tundra]

Waking up and collecting beer would take only an hour max

[mystic cove]

each wheat plant earns a relatively inconsequential amount of money. To get rich, that would just take too many wheat plants

[fringe wagon]

No matter where you put it

[ashen flume]

You would leave the farmhouse at like atleast 9 depending on the kegs

[distant sphinx]

Ok

[dim raven]

dont mean to intrude on this convo but i have a really quick question, how do ppl interact with chests/furnaces/kegs that are on diagonals with other things next to them?

[ashen flume]

Youre still gonna spend time collecting beer daily no matter where the kegs are

[distant sphinx]

I think the context is a little off here

[fringe wagon]

Right click

[fast tundra]

You can make more than a mil a year just off of greenhouse. Now imagine the amount of money you can get with the tropical thing that cannot be named here.

[agile pier]

Yeah it does but that still won't make up for the large difference in money made

[dim raven]

it never reaches the diagonal one just one of the others next to it

[west crane]

Are you on mobile?

[ashen flume]

Maybe its your platform? Which one is it

[dim raven]

nah

pc

[mystic cove]

but the labor. It's like arguing that you can wash more clothes by hand than with a washing machine. yes you can, but that's a waste of your time

[fast tundra]

I feel like I accidentally started a war because I stated that wheat is better than SF

[fringe wagon]

You can make a million in a month in the Greenhouse with Starfruit

So what's your point

[edgy sparrow]

What is the best early game crop to plant in your guys opinion?

[quiet field]

That doesn't make it any worse does it? It's just it'll take longer to get. Unless you're saying wheat is best before you unlock the desert and starfruit is best afterwards. Even then, there are better crops than wheat even before starfruit

[ashen flume]

Potatoes are very well balanced, i plant them in day 6

[fast tundra]

Sprinklers will take care of watering and wheat is super easy to harvest. Only real labor you'll have to do is plant it every few days.

[agile pier]

Potatoes are my go to early game

[fringe wagon]

Potatoes

[fast tundra]

Melons and pumpkins (the big shots of summer and fall) fall short compared to wheat.

[still trench]

'taters

[quiet field]

I remember when I grew wheat just for the hay 😞

[distant sphinx]

I am scared

[fringe wagon]

Isn't there a site that calculates crop profits

[fast tundra]

Potatoes then cauliflowers and strawberries.

[distant sphinx]

Why is this still going on

[distant sphinx]

Yes and it is mostly correct

[fast tundra]

Because you guys refuse to believe wheat is better than SF

[dim raven]

does it matter if its like two different objects like example:
FF
C
i can never access the second furnace

[edgy sparrow]

k, cool I appreciate the responses

[mystic cove]

there's so much to take care of: wheat every 4 days, animals, going deep in SC, exploring, gardening....

[ashen flume]

Potatoes specifically on day 6 so they grow on day 12, and you have money on day 13 to buy strawberries which are very good

[agile pier]

Bro idek I disproved them like 40 different ways idek what else to say

[distant sphinx]

For proccesed crops it is correct

[distant sphinx]

Because it isn't

[fringe wagon]

They're just begging for attention at this point

Just ignore them

[fast tundra]

Wheat maintenance will only take 2 hours of your day MAX.

[ashen flume]

This is going to another level

[fringe wagon]

Classic attention-seeker

[agile pier]

Yeah that's what I'm doing

[ashen flume]

It all just felt like a troll argument tbh

[mystic cove]

2 hours is too much for me. i'm out.

[fast tundra]

Now you're calling me an attention seeker because you don't have any more arguments to add?

[ashen flume]

Welp im off to do stuff brb i hope

[cobalt hare]

So starfruit takes 13 days to mature with artisan (no growth speed boost) and +7 days to be processed into wine. So that's like 20 days to get 55k.
While you could grow wheat five times in 19 days (if you harvest and plant on the same day). And you would've made 26.600k. Or maybe less if you count the cost of the extra 80seeds.

[distant sphinx]

Cya

[fast tundra]

You'd still have 16 hours left in the day.

[cobalt hare]

Yeah wheat should make less.

[agile pier]

Yeah you make double

[fast tundra]

As I just said, wheat is better before unlocking the desert.

[mystic cove]

my hours are special

[agile pier]

And that's not even using speed gro like you should

[fringe wagon]

Just because wheat is better before unlocking Starfruit doesn't make it any better than Starfruit itself 💀

[cobalt hare]

Well that's a lot of kegs for starfruit tho.

[distant sphinx]

If you don't have the desert unlocked why would you have enough kegs to process any reasonable amount of wheat

[fast tundra]

It's more comfortable to grow and harvest. Alot less maintenance.

[quiet field]

They really should but it's pretty entertaining (I just checked and this has been going on for 50 min so maybe they should wind it down lol)

[agile pier]

It'd be a similar amount for the wheat too

[tame locust]

The wiki says you don't need to water crops in the greenhouse, is this still true? It's kinda outdated

[fast tundra]

What kind of question is that?

[edgy sparrow]

What makes wheat so good in your opinion?

[fringe wagon]

You literally just said you process and harvest wheat in 4 days

Starfruit takes 13 days

How is wheat less maintenance

[distant sphinx]

A lot less maintenance when you're literally doing less work with sf

[cobalt hare]

Well it's reasonably less.

[fast tundra]

What I just said. It makes good cash and takes less maintenance.

[fast tundra]

The harvesting part.

[tame locust]

Anyone know if you need to water crops in the greenhouse?

[fast tundra]

Plus you'll have to go to the desert every 2 weeks for the seeds.

[cobalt hare]

Still it doesn't really matter.

[distant sphinx]

You're harvesting wheat several times more

[fast tundra]

You do but you could use sprinklers.

[sterile sage]

yes

[edgy sparrow]

yeah that was a silly question lol.

[fringe wagon]

Do you even know what less maintenance means

[cobalt hare]

Starfruit should be the better option.

[tame locust]

Ok thank you guys

[fast tundra]

It means less maintenance.

[still trench]

I choose bok choy personally

[agile pier]

I mean ig if you wanted to use the full 4 days between harvests than yea it would definitely be less but that sounds like one hell of a hassle lol

[cobalt hare]

You need to.

[fast tundra]

No.

[distant sphinx]

[cobalt hare]

But you can use sprinklers.

[fringe wagon]

Truly a big brain moment right here

[agile pier]

Ong lmao

[fast tundra]

You can defend the big shots like SF, hops and ancient fruit all you won't but you're not defending bok choy against beer.

[agile pier]

Yeah he's not worth talking to bro just don't

[cobalt hare]

Yeah you'll have to do stuff daily.

[tame locust]

I have 1 ancient seed what should I do with it?

[fringe wagon]

Yeah I'm just gonna dip
I can literally feel my brain stretching and having a headache rn

[fast tundra]

Donate it then grow it.

[distant sphinx]

Donate to Gunther then plant and then seedmaker the fruits for more seeds

Rinse and repeat

[still trench]

ah, i may have choosed wrong

[agile pier]

^

[distant sphinx]

Also make sure you plant it before fall

[quiet field]

Maybe they prefer using their sycth instead of holding A (or whatever you people do on PC)

[agile pier]

Maybe a bit

[fast tundra]

Exactly.

[tame locust]

I'd use greenhouse is that fine?

[still trench]

yup

[distant sphinx]

But with wheat you're still harvesting many many times more than sf

[cobalt hare]

Btw why is the golden scythe better than the regular scythe?

[agile pier]

That's preferable

[fringe wagon]

Better range and 75% chance for hay

[distant sphinx]

75% hay collection instead of 50% I think also bigger range

[fringe wagon]

Instead of 50% for the regular scythe

[cobalt hare]

Ooooo

[tame locust]

I have greenhouse early game because of joja

[agile pier]

You get more hay from grass

[cobalt hare]

I see

[fast tundra]

So golden scythe makes wheat even better than it already is hehe

[agile pier]

No

[fast tundra]

Yes

[fringe wagon]

Don't.

Just don't

[fast tundra]

Do.

[agile pier]

I almost did

[cobalt hare]

WAR

[fast tundra]

Self restraint.

[cobalt hare]

WWW3

World war wheat 3

[quiet field]

I know, I'm just trying to see their logic

[agile pier]

Where are the other 2

[fast tundra]

Was there a first?

[pure whale]

this implies there have been other wheat wars

[cobalt hare]

Credits to the guy who came up with the name

[edgy sparrow]

Aw thanks! that was me

[quiet field]

I have horrible luck with the seedmaker, all it does is spit out one seed

[fast tundra]

I'll defend wheat till the day I die.

[cobalt hare]

Well once before I came here and one whole I was here then this one we just tackled

[long glade]

Can I ask Stardew Valley questions in this chat?

[distant sphinx]

Till the day you did

[west crane]

Indeed

[agile pier]

Yep that's the main reason for this chat also welcome to the server

[fast tundra]

Yes uohc cnad

[cobalt hare]

CORN JUICE

[distant sphinx]

Yep #stardew-valley and #stardew-spoilers are for gameplay chat

also #town-square but like

[long glade]

OK, OK thank you

[cobalt hare]

Yep

[agile pier]

Don't ask in ts you will get ignored lmao

[fast tundra]

STOP

[quiet field]

I didn't know that, I'm going to upgrade it then I only upgraded by pick, watering can, axe, and trash can

[cobalt hare]

WHY IT'S DELICIOUS

Tastes like corn

[fast tundra]

Get golden scythe to make your wheat empire better.

[cobalt hare]

But better

[distant sphinx]

You can upgrade like the other tools

[fringe wagon]

You don't upgrade it
You obtain it from the ||Quarry||

[distant sphinx]

Cant*

[fast tundra]

IT'S LESS PROFITABLE

[cobalt hare]

IT'S DELCIOUS THO

[fast tundra]

YOU CAN'T TASTE VIRTUAL FOOD

[quiet field]

I wanted to go the joja route but I wanted to experience the cc for my first playthrough, since I prob would never have fished or explored crops without it

[cobalt hare]

beans are a scam

[fringe wagon]

Still waiting on the iridium scythe for 100% hay 😔

[cobalt hare]

We can all agree on that

guys aren't beans a scam?

[distant sphinx]

All trellis crops are

[fast tundra]

They are.

Wheat is better than beans.

[distant sphinx]

Especially hops since they'll take your soul with them

[long glade]

can you get 4 hearts with an npc before the the floral dance with Leah?

[manic nest]

damn

[fringe wagon]

Uh yes?

[long glade]

in the first year exactly

[cobalt hare]

Well she likes salad

[distant sphinx]

Yeah

[fast tundra]

I had a heart attack attempting to understand this

[distant sphinx]

Leah is one of the easier ones since you can just buy salad

[fringe wagon]

Yeah that question is confusing af

[cobalt hare]

Give her Salad she's hooked on that stuff.

[quiet field]

Ah ok, I was wondering why I didn't notice it on the list before. So it just appears randomly?

[agile pier]

Yeah you can with any dateable npc if you try hard enough

[fast tundra]

Truffle's easier 👍

[distant sphinx]

Mm yes deluxe barn with pigs in spring y1

[long glade]

I'm using google translate so i can make the questions a bit confusing jaksj

[fringe wagon]

||Obtained at the grim reaper statue at the end of the cave||

[fast tundra]

Just get CBJ cheats it's that easy

[long glade]

Thank you thank you 🫡

[distant sphinx]

Ah yes

[cobalt hare]

I thought Leah was a farmer when I first started playing.

[fringe wagon]

Cheating is very good yesyesyes

[distant sphinx]

How could I forget

[cobalt hare]

Ah yeah

[queen phoenix]

always cheat

[quiet field]

Oh I remember that place, thanks

[cobalt hare]

||LEAH KEEPS MAKING PRETZEL SCULPTURES||

[fast tundra]

Cheating is awesome

[tame locust]

@distant sphinx how do I get seedmaker?

[long glade]

And they don't have much news about smapi 1.5 for Android...?

[quiet field]

What's your native?

[cobalt hare]

LIKE WHY PRETZEL

[distant sphinx]

Crafted at level 9 farming or as a cc reward

[long glade]

Spanish

[quiet field]

The seedmaker sucks😒

[fast tundra]

Dridi I literally just realized your pfp is Kel after thinking it was an anime girl throughout our whole wheat war.

[cobalt hare]

I got level 9 farming on my second year...

[distant sphinx]

Ok?

[cobalt hare]

I thought this game was supposed to be just farming...

[quiet field]

My brother spent 2 semesters learning it but he somehow can only say hi, and even then he struggles. Even forgot how to say "how are you" lol

[cobalt hare]

So I did my best...

[fast tundra]

I got level 10 farming Y1 day 26 summer

Only farming wheat.

[cobalt hare]

Let me guess wheat?

Ah yes

[agile pier]

Como estas

[fast tundra]

Yup

[agile pier]

Or something like that

[fast tundra]

Well I had to farm other stuff in spring

[cinder carbon]

That sounds excruciating. But if it's fun for you, that's cool!

[quiet field]

I was farming all day and it took me until y2 spring, what were you doing

[fast tundra]

But wheat just in summer and fall

[cobalt hare]

Ig wheat is pretty useful If you want to raise your farming level

[fast tundra]

Yeah it was fun making a wheat empire

[cobalt hare]

Since you harvest a lot

[quiet field]

I love farming so it was fun, maybe if I took it seriously I could have finished earlier too

[cinder carbon]

👍

[fast tundra]

It gives more money than pumpkins and melons, too.

[distant sphinx]

Oh my god

[cobalt hare]

Ugh

[long glade]

Spanish is sometimes confusing ajsksjs

[cinder carbon]

Great roi if you have kegs

[edgy sparrow]

How do you form a good wheat empire? I want to learn from the best in the business

[fast tundra]

Yeah

[quiet field]

That makes sense, in my new save maybe I can make a wheat empire too

[cobalt hare]

Don't move... He can't see you if you don't move.

Don't utter the word w*eat

[long glade]

I want to learn to speak English but I see it a bit far

[fast tundra]

Grow a ton of wheat and make a ton of kegs. It's really more of an alcohol empire than a wheat one but eh

[cinder carbon]

I just really dislike growing crops in general

[cobalt hare]

Yeah that fast growth thingy should help too.

Not sure

[fast tundra]

Start a wheat empire you'll make lots of money.

[distant sphinx]

You want to make a 4 day growth time even faster

[edgy sparrow]

Breaking Wheat

[fast tundra]

We need to farm, Jesse!

[cobalt hare]

Yeah I don't recommend wheat for anything other than raising your farming level if you're already proficient with the game.

[vital mirage]

I wish you could own more pets to do ur farm labor

[quiet field]

Maybe early game it'll be decent money Before I started aging my cheese I was always so poor

[vital mirage]

⛓️🐺🐺🖤

[cobalt hare]

Otherwise just do your thing

[fast tundra]

IT MAKES SO MUCH MONEY DOE

[cobalt hare]

You don't need to max out your farming level early on in the tame

[fast tundra]

You're all wheat haters.

[tame locust]

Oh alright thanks

[quiet field]

Love how you edited your comment and didn't fix game

[cobalt hare]

CORN JUICE CULT

Me likey

[fast tundra]

STOP

[cobalt hare]

Corn juice

[edgy sparrow]

There part of the Wheat Enforcement Administration

[fast tundra]

WEA

[cobalt hare]

The holy lands or the mills and wheat

[edgy sparrow]

lol

[fast tundra]

wheat

[cobalt hare]

They say there was once a donkey that ate some of the holy wheat and ever since he became the wheat lord

[oak trail]

stares at the cutscene after doing Willy's bug meat quest

[cobalt hare]

The lord of wheat

WeehOn

[fast tundra]

I remember back in the olden days of this server I started an argument about how Linus sucks because of his poor hygiene

[quiet field]

I never realize how long these arguments last until I go back to the first message and look at the time

[fast tundra]

Everyone teamed on me just like how everyone teamed on me for defending wheat

[cinder carbon]

@oak trail I'm a fan of when you get wild bait. Willy: ||here, come into my tent I wanna show you something" schlorp shloop schlup schlap||

[quiet field]

You just always had hot takes then?

[oak trail]

Thats not Willy, but yes

[cobalt hare]

You love being controversial

[fast tundra]

Controversial but good takes.

[cinder carbon]

Oh right, linus

Wait

[cobalt hare]

I love thicc fruits/vegs. Like melons and pumpkins

They made me rich

[quiet field]

Yeah I was confused at first

[cinder carbon]

I need additional wine

It's been a long day okay

[fast tundra]

here take this maybe it'll calm you guys down

[vital shadow]

I click onto this channel and just read "I love thicc"
took me a second for my sleep deprived brain to get the fruit/vegs part

[cobalt hare]

Btw can I make pickles out of cauliflower?

[fast tundra]

You can

[cinder carbon]

!cats

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/1027062175514247178/cats.png

[oak trail]

Next up, Anglerfish

[cobalt hare]

Lmao. That's what you get for looking at this world from the shadows.

[cobalt hare]

Awwwww

[fast tundra]

!willy

!georhe

[vital shadow]

it's 2am, I've been up since 11, only slept 9 hours while being up 19 hours the other day
my brain is wrecked rn

[fast tundra]

!georhe

!georhe

[cobalt hare]

!penny

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852128288205439020/953984725586944010/IMG_20220317_121628378.jpg

[fast tundra]

!george

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812139917286703124/822161884152725584/image0.jpg

[vital shadow]

gerge

[cobalt hare]

!Willy

[fast tundra]

!abigail

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247876549372542976/562427857515839488/0331192034a.jpg

[fast tundra]

!grandpa

[cinder carbon]

!sonic

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/562117107035144192/IMG_20190331_233031136.jpg

[cobalt hare]

!Will

[fast tundra]

!morris

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/573033334540599306/20190430_232909.jpg

[cinder carbon]

You know I'm gonna do it every time

[fast tundra]

My beloved.

[cobalt hare]

Huh

[cinder carbon]

!ellinut

[vital shadow]

reminder: command spam goes to #governors-mansion

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/650263931499053056/Peanelliot.png

[cobalt hare]

They don't like willy

[fast tundra]

!vincent

!jas

How disappointing.

[vital shadow]

oi, #stardew-spoilers

[cobalt hare]

!@cobalt hare

Ugh

[fast tundra]

SHIT I FORGOT

[true dew]

smh my head guys

[vital shadow]

imagine it sent the picture LMAO

[cobalt hare]

Of course you did starting a wheat war about wine and beer in new farmers.

[fast tundra]

Huge disaster

[cobalt hare]

I bet they didn't know there was beer in the game.

[fast tundra]

bear

[vital shadow]

bear

[true dew]

who's [redacted]?

[cobalt hare]

Yuck

[quiet field]

Should I get a shed or cabin to store my kegs and stuff? Cabins are a lot cheaper but they don't have as much space

[vital shadow]

[redacted], he's one of the people from [redacted]

[fast tundra]

[Data Expunged]

[cobalt hare]

How do you get a cabin?

[quiet field]

He sounds cute, but I don't care enough to google. I'll see them when they appear I guess

[oak trail]

It wont let me put Crimsonfish in the big fish tank...

[fast tundra]

L

[cobalt hare]

Ey new farmers

[quiet field]

Besides the one you started with? You can buy it from Robin

[vital shadow]

anyway I'm off to sleep, 'night

[cobalt hare]

Huh how?

[oak trail]

What does 'l' mean?

[cobalt hare]

CORN JUICE. DIE

[distant sphinx]

...from robin

[cobalt hare]

Corn juice

[distant sphinx]

Just like any other building

[fast tundra]

Lose. It's used to insult people who lost at something or couldn't do something.

[cobalt hare]

I finished CC...

[quiet field]

By going to her shop and buying it

[cobalt hare]

Can I get it now?

[oak trail]

... so you're just tagging me for no reason?

[distant sphinx]

Yea

[cobalt hare]

I don't remember a cabin option?

[quiet field]

Oh I didn't recognize it, I only know it as L

[fast tundra]

Because you can't put the crimson fish in the tank.

[distant sphinx]

Just keep scrolling through the menu

[cinder carbon]

There are too many summer crops

[fast tundra]

THEN WHAT DID YOU THINK W MEANT??

[oak trail]

yes... because it wont let me. Tagging folk for no reason isnt cool.

[distant sphinx]

It's in there somewhere

[quiet field]

Wow I have homework to do but that hour long argument distracted me lol

[cobalt hare]

Huh. Well why does the shed has only one upgrade...

[distant sphinx]

L=lose so W=wose obviously

[distant sphinx]

It's a very good upgrade

Makes it waay bigger

[fast tundra]

Go do your homework, Columbina.

[quiet field]

Just some type of slang that I didn't feel like searching up. I had a feeling it had a positive connotation though

[fast tundra]

..makes sense.

[cobalt hare]

L Leek W Wheat

[fast tundra]

W is better than S.

[cinder carbon]

L: long W: wide

[tame locust]

I just got a warp totem and I used it. Do I have to get a new one everytime?

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

Yeah but not enough for all my equipment...

[fast tundra]

Yass queen

[cinder carbon]

L

[tame locust]

Are they expensive?

[fast tundra]

I'm definitely going insane from this argument

[cobalt hare]

S for Sunfish

[fast tundra]

You can't buy them unless you go to that one place that's located in that one place that shall not be named.

[edgy sparrow]

Anyways I'm gonna go, thanks I really appreciate all the advice!

[tame locust]

Desert

But are they expensive?

[oak trail]

I'll figure it out later.

[fast tundra]

Sort of. Unless you're good at gambling, that is.

[tame locust]

Ah

[cobalt hare]

Ey move to seasoned farmers

[queen phoenix]

W: Willy, L: Lewis, S: Shane

[cinder carbon]

I love that the ||casino|| in this game works like FNV

Just gotta have high luck

[fast tundra]

Eh

[cobalt hare]

You too

Let's all move there

[fast tundra]

Whitejeff depends less on luck

But not really

[cobalt hare]

Or imma start another wheat war

[quiet field]

I was wondering where all my iron went and I found a 500 stack in a random chest out in town

[fast tundra]

COLUMBINA YOU SAID YOU HAD HOMEWORK TO DO

[cyan merlin]

strats

[fast tundra]

GO DO IT

[quiet field]

OK OK

[cinder carbon]

I'm gonna put a cemetery on my farm

[fast tundra]

For who?

[jagged dew]

Who died?

[fast tundra]

You're mother

[cobalt hare]

The wheat dream

[cobalt hare]

Huh

[jagged dew]

I am not

[fast tundra]

I know what you did with Sebastian.

[west crane]

Your 🤓

[cobalt hare]

Sadly your quest to find your mom is still ongoing

[jagged dew]

How do you know that???

[fast tundra]

We've moved on from fatherless to motherless

Progress, people. Progress!

[cinder carbon]

@fast tundra @jagged dew LEWIS

[fast tundra]

I live in your walls.

[fast tundra]

???

[jagged dew]

I wish

[cobalt hare]

Well uh... Both existed from the olden times... In certain... Umm... Businesses...

[tropic fox]

More like parentlese

*parentless

[fast tundra]

parentlese

[fast tundra]

Same

[jagged dew]

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

I wish I killed the other guy...

[jagged dew]

Changing my name to Nyx parentlese

[fast tundra]

Is that the pink sauce lady?

[cobalt hare]

Don't ask

[fast tundra]

Their faces look similar.

[cobalt hare]

Yeah don't ask

Don't encourage her

[tropic fox]

That's Nicki Minaj 🤪

[fast tundra]

Who?

[jagged dew]

lol

[fast tundra]

Who tf is that?

[cobalt hare]

A thot

How surprising

I told you don't ask

[cinder carbon]

Nicki Minaj isn't even the best Minaj

[fast tundra]

If she breathes, SHE'S A THOT!

[queen phoenix]

who's the best minaj

[cobalt hare]

no she's actually a thot

[fast tundra]

Nagitoman Minaj

[cobalt hare]

Like literally

[cinder carbon]

@queen phoenix Hasan

[cobalt hare]

Lidrally

[jagged dew]

Am I a thot?

[fast tundra]

All women are queens though so that's not possible.

[tropic fox]

What tf is that

[fast tundra]

Morris thinking face.

[cobalt hare]

Well...

[fast tundra]

!morris

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/573033334540599306/20190430_232909.jpg

[fast tundra]

Kira Yoshikage would really like these images.

[tropic fox]

!lewis

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834898244097146970/953894638618550272/20220317_015619.jpg

[cobalt hare]

! Clint

[fast tundra]

!emily

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953876661638660097/953876708749099028/IMG_20220316_214437814_BURST000_COVER_TOP.jpg

[cobalt hare]

Yeah...

[tropic fox]

L

Can't spell lewis without l

[cinder carbon]

J

[fast tundra]

Can't spell Walrus without W

[mystic wharf]

Hi i need help but, i speak spanish

[cobalt hare]

Iewis

[mystic wharf]

[fast tundra]

Ask up, Spanish.

[cobalt hare]

No hablo Espanol.

[fast tundra]

Como estas?

[cobalt hare]

Cheesy

[jagged dew]

I think there's a server in Spanish

[fast tundra]

I like your funny words, magic men.

[cinder carbon]

Donde esta la playa

[cobalt hare]

Corny

[jagged dew]

https://discord.gg/9jjxcxdHxE

[agile pier]

hay un servidor de habla hispana en #friends

[cinder carbon]

I bet their english is at least as good as most Americans I talk to daily

[agile pier]

Probably but

[fast tundra]

That's a wall of text

[cobalt hare]

learn english instead yes 🤷‍♀️

[jagged dew]

lol

[fast tundra]

Strawberry what is your pfp sauce?

[tropic fox]

We deserve a robin governor command

[cobalt hare]

Robin's head from the back looks like a red witch hat.

[fast tundra]

Wheat is better than Starfruit

[cobalt hare]

!Robin

[cinder carbon]

!sonic

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/562117107035144192/IMG_20190331_233031136.jpg

[cobalt hare]

i dont remember, is queen slime in terraria

[fast tundra]

I asked for the sauce not the source

[cobalt hare]

Some people here need Corn Juice

[cobalt hare]

what?

[cobalt hare]

i take my own advice soon

[fast tundra]

BBQ sauce? Mustard? Ketchup? Pick one.

[cobalt hare]

pink sauce

[still trench]

eww

[cobalt hare]

😭

[cinder carbon]

Strawberry sauce

[fast tundra]

Mmm expired sauce

[cobalt hare]

expire and good

[cinder carbon]

Milkonnayse

[fast tundra]

Tastes like expired milk

[olive python]

What do you guys think is the best way to farm money quickly?

[cinder carbon]

Have you tried Sunny M

Its Sunny D + milk

[cobalt hare]

you know how?

[fast tundra]

I will not be answering that.

[cobalt hare]

go on

[quiet field]

How do I get hay? I try to take it out the hay bin but it wont work, maybe becaues I already have the auto feeder. And when I scyth, it just automatically goes to the silo. I need 10 for cc

[wet gale]

Is your inventory open?

[quiet field]

Yeah I have two slots open

[fast tundra]

Plant wheat to get it directly.

[wet gale]

Hm

[cinder carbon]

Dang good start to sc run, immediately 2 8 floor shafts. Floor 17 at 7am

[jagged dew]

You can buy from Marnie too

[west crane]

You cannot take out hay if the feeders are already filled, with that so, you can use cherry bomb to remove already-placed hay

[quiet field]

It's so expensive though 😭 But I might have to if I can't get it out

[quiet field]

Oh ok, thank you

[cinder carbon]

Make sure you bomb on a sunny day, poor animals get scared if a bomb goes off while they're in there

Think of the animals

[quiet field]

YOU KILLED MY HAY 😭

It's gone, reduced to atoms

[cinder carbon]

Ooh and 1st shard on lv 31

[west crane]

Should've said "destroy"

My bad

[dim raven]

when ppl ask for items on the quest board thing outside pierres, would higher quality items give more friendship similar to normal gifting? or is it just a set amount

[west crane]

It's a set amount

It isn't considered as gifting

[dim raven]

figured, thanks

[quiet field]

Thought those were 100+, I might go there then

[west crane]

Lucky gem node

[cinder carbon]

@quiet field you can definitely get them earlier, but it's mostly luck. Iridium nodes are your best bet

I seem to be slowing down, level 50 at 130pm

[quiet field]

Doubt I'd get that far within a day

Should have went there yesterday since I had stardrop luck

[oak trail]

Wanna play sd. But so tired.

[cinder carbon]

I need to get to lv100 again

@oak trail this game def puts me to sleep if I'm already tired

I have fallen asleep farming

[undone turret]

why do Bone Swords not stack

[oak trail]

To play i have to get out of bed and be at the PC and it's cold for my feet

[jagged dew]

I don't know and I hate it too

[undone turret]

I had to take some time to go sell like 6 Bone Swords

[languid solstice]

where is the flower dance-

[undone turret]

only to find that he doesn't open until 2pm why

[cinder carbon]

The real question is why the game thinks you need 8 bobe swords every time you do levels 70-80

[jagged dew]

The forest

[cinder carbon]

@oak trail i play on my couch, is v v comfy

[undone turret]

I had to kill 50 skeletons and all I got were these Bone Swords

[cinder carbon]

And sometimes I take the switch into bed but that's not healthy

[oak trail]

I don't have a couch. I have a recliner but I'd have to drag it across the room to the PC.

Wishing I could get a laptop

[languid solstice]

WhErE

[cinder carbon]

Craft a bone throne

[languid solstice]

is it the one by the wizard's tower

[jagged dew]

lol Just go to Marnie's

[languid solstice]

k

[jagged dew]

Yeah

[undone turret]

Game of Bone Swords doesn't have as good of a ring to it

[wraith kelp]

what to do on last day of fall?

[undone turret]

be sad

cut some grass

[jagged dew]

Cut all the grass with a scythe, unless you have the winter grass mod

Make sure your silos are full

[cinder carbon]

I didn't know you subscribed to my OF

[undone turret]

ok so I have the veeery last item I need for the CC. But there is a festival tomorrow. Should I complete the CC now or wait until after the festival is over. I'm fall day 26

[jagged dew]

I would wait

[oak trail]

I just need cash and a rabbit foot and two apples

[undone turret]

I got the rabbit foot from the travelling cart. I have a rabbit but not high enough friendship yet

[halcyon light]

Is this a good farm land layout?

[undone turret]

ty I think I'll wait

[cinder carbon]

Whew 13 floor shaft brought me to lv85. 530pm. Feel much better about this now

[oak trail]

The cart won't give me a foot. X.x not yet. Probably five of them once the rabbit sheds a foot

[undone turret]

Very weird to think about a rabbit losing a foot

[cinder carbon]

@halcyon light I love the argyle layout

[oak trail]

My brain has them like amphibians, where some can regrow limbs

[jagged dew]

I like different layouts like this

[mystic cove]

if this is your first community center, it might be more special to wait

[undone turret]

what the heck do I do with a skeleton mask

[cinder carbon]

I'm pretty sure it's canon that at night your rabbits defend the coop from feral rabbits and the feet are all that's left of the attackers

[cinder carbon]

Put it on an urchin in a fishtank

[quiet field]

I forgot I can do that, I'll give my urchin a bow

[oak trail]

Imma go lay down for a while.

[wraith kelp]

is there a way to take hay out from silo?

[halcyon light]

Should I make more of it?

[jagged dew]

Not from the silo itself, only from the hay thingy in the coop/barn

[mystic cove]

probably the same thing you do with a discord handle like "zombique"

[undone turret]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-ok-meme-gif-21668690

[cinder carbon]

Yikes

[digital creek]

i love embarrassing pierre

[queen phoenix]

haha get fucked pierre

[mystic cove]

joja+denial=pierre

[digital creek]

giggles

[west crane]

Is this an embed fail or is it just me it's not showing up

[faint fractal]

How do I give gifts

I want to get my hearts up with someone

[halcyon light]

Give anyone bug meat

[cinder carbon]

When you have an active item and you're holding it above your head, press the action button while facing someone

[faint fractal]

Ok

Thx @cinder carbon

[cinder carbon]

Yep

[candid kestrel]

guys do you have to pet pigs everyday for them to keep collecting truffels?

[cobalt hare]

he smiling? 💀

[steady spruce]

He looks like Bill from Contra 💀

[queen phoenix]

||it's cause he put a bomb in your mailbox||

[west crane]

No you don't have to, as long as they're fed they'll look for truffles

[mystic cove]

luau

[cobalt hare]

[cobalt hare]

damn

tru serial killer

[queen phoenix]

he just wants to make friends

[dim raven]

i dont get clay farming wtf it just doesnt give me clay on the 4th one sometimes

[queen phoenix]

have you tried asking nicely

[west crane]

They do be like that sometimes

But keep doing the pattern

[dim raven]

ah ok

ill try that

[cinder carbon]

I have coralled my town slimes

[west crane]

Just like in Spirit's Eve, but instead of Skeletons, Jellos

[cinder carbon]

Yup

Ok I've done it

Ill add more but just lewis for now

[quiet field]

How'd you get a ||statue of Lewis||

[cinder carbon]

Oh wait

[cobalt hare]

hear me out

[cinder carbon]

That's actually a spoiler I forgot.

[tropic fox]

Secret notes

[agile pier]

No

[cobalt hare]

just listen for a sec

[agile pier]

Never

[cobalt hare]

but

pls

[agile pier]

[steady spruce]

You get one chance and 60 seconds

Timer starts

[cobalt hare]

hes extremely fckin hawt

[steady spruce]

now

[tropic fox]

Type as fast as you can lmfao

[cobalt hare]

thats all

[agile pier]

Banned

[cobalt hare]

😭

[tropic fox]

Ill accept if you can explain this is 10 essays

[cobalt hare]

i do not wish to evaluate any more

[steady spruce]

No no

Go on

Explain

[tropic fox]

In 10 essays, with 100 words each

[agile pier]

That's a very short essay

[cobalt hare]

what if i say 101 words

[tropic fox]

That's better

[cobalt hare]

what about 99

[cinder carbon]

Now this sounds like a job for chat GPT

[tropic fox]

Indeed

[cobalt hare]

explain why you love sebastian >:)

[tropic fox]

Orayt

[copper torrent]

he frgn hot i wanna put collar on the emo boy

[proud pivot]

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-stan-sebastian-jumpscare-sebastian-stardew-stardew-valley-kirakat5-gif-25950352

[tropic fox]

Sebastian is one of the best bachelors to marry, he's loving if you keep him happy, his character matures as you get to know him.

[cunning silo]

true

[tropic fox]

Sebastian has an ambition, you can say he's 'emo' but you can't deny the fact that he is working hard to be a game developer

[cunning silo]

congratulations you described every single marriage candidate

[copper torrent]

bet eric's a former emo

[tropic fox]

Sebastian may be a smoker, but he's trying his best to quit smoking and start a new life

[cinder carbon]

Nah Haley still sucks

[cunning silo]

subjective

[copper torrent]

you do not deserve to live

take that back

[tropic fox]

Even after being treated like shit and even losing his biological dad, he is driven by his ambition to get out of his mother's house, go to college, and live independently

[cinder carbon]

@copper torrent oh sorry what was I thinking

[vital mirage]

I divorced him for his best friend

[cinder carbon]

You're subjective

[jagged dew]

I can never marry Sam, he's still a teenager to me

[cunning silo]

i mean i try not to be

sometimes i am though yes

[cinder carbon]

Maru reads like a 14 year old

There is no way I can romance her

[jagged dew]

Same with Abby

[cobalt hare]

Yeah I can't marry her she seems like she's a teenager 😭😭

[cinder carbon]

Abigail is clearly like 18 or 19 but still acts like a childish brat

[cobalt hare]

Her being younger that seb and all

But I WILL be her bff😦☝️

[jagged dew]

Which is why I never marry her haha I have a little crush on her though

[cinder carbon]

I mean I have a thing for women with wild hair but her personality is just gross

[west crane]

Just like how she crushing those minerals with her teeth

[ruby citrus]

hi :D

[cinder carbon]

Abigial feels like one of those sheltered kids who was smart enough to never really have to work at things, so she has never faced any true challenges in life and is just stunted. She doesn't have any perspective

[faint fractal]

What is the best way to grind money

[ruby citrus]

TRUE!

[cinder carbon]

Or rather, Abigail has to invent her own challenges because her life has not been interesting enough

[west crane]

Kegging

[cobalt hare]

reject humanity learn some magic ✨

nah... wizard is pretty much boring

[cinder carbon]

Lol Abby is totally that girl who gets into Tarot and shit because she doesn't have a real personality

I go to the cemetery at night and practice the blade

[cobalt hare]

And she don't even use em right😒

[cinder carbon]

She probably has Haley take B&W photos of her dramatically posed on the tombstones

[jagged dew]

Yeahhh I find that so silly and boring

[cobalt hare]

yea she can swing practice the sword at home with Pierre as a training dummy. why would she go to cemetery💀

[jagged dew]

Only interesting thing about her is video games and her hamster

[cinder carbon]

I actually comvinced myself to like Abby less than I already did over the course of this monologue

[naive kraken]

hello funny people of the stardew

[cobalt hare]

She needs to get out of the graveyard monas gonna haunt ur ass😮

[cinder carbon]

Just went from 8 to 10 hearts with Jas, finally 🤗

[naive kraken]

is it necessasry to fence in animals or can they just roam free?

[cinder carbon]

I never fence them in

[cobalt hare]

I have the island-y so I let them roam on an island

[cinder carbon]

My buns can go wherever they want

[junior shuttle]

They can roam free but I wouldn’t recommend it. Especially with chickens and pigs

[cinder carbon]

(That's a double entendre)

[junior shuttle]

Gets messy to pick up their drops

[cobalt hare]

THEY POOP??

[jagged dew]

I fence them because I like having lots of grass to decorate my farm and they end up eating it all...

[cobalt hare]

I'm not gonna letting my animal outside if i haven't have auto grabber

I do NOT be feeding my animals

I always forget they're so far away 🙄🙄

[jagged dew]

I think he meant drops like the truffles the pigs find hahaha

[naive kraken]

what i do is I close the door during the night so the chickins drop eggs in the coop

[junior shuttle]

No I mean for eggs and truffles

[naive kraken]

the pig though, those truffles will never bee found lol

[cobalt hare]

I need some pigs

[jagged dew]

Don't they always drop the eggs in the coop?

[cobalt hare]

yea there's no reason to not use fence for animal

I hate marnie she never does her JOB

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare you just lack planning skills

[cobalt hare]

When I feel like getting new animals she's looking at the microwave 💀

[cobalt hare]

and i don't need to close my barn and coop every night if i fence the area! so cool features cuz im lazy

[cinder carbon]

Marnie has totally normal hours weds-sun

[naive kraken]

I guess yeah, I just like closing the coop/barn door during the night

[cinder carbon]

She takes her weekend mon-tues, she's entitled to that right? Just because YOU need something on those days doesn't make it HER problem

[naive kraken]

So that the next day I can pet them easily since they all in the barn with door closed

[cobalt hare]

YES IT DOES MY ANIMALS NEED FOOD

[cinder carbon]

You don't have to close the door anyway, unless you feel bad that it gets breezy at night

@cobalt hare you should have planned better

Skill issue

[naive kraken]

is there a command for the stardew planner

website

[cobalt hare]

there's a heather inside tho , pretty much sure its the same as closed :v

One time marnie gave me EGGS for Christmas I haven't visited her since💀

[vital mirage]

Was it warm cause if it is then probably Marnie just took it after a chicken just shit ir our

Out

[cinder carbon]

Yeah but maybe they get scared

I wouldn't want to sleep with the front door of my house wide open

[cobalt hare]

It was cold she PLANNED to ruin my Christmas 😕😕

[cobalt hare]

with the wolf? i never see any text saying that so far after i fence the area

[cinder carbon]

No, there's no in game reason to close the door, even without fentses

[cobalt hare]

there's a beautiful starry sky ✨

i am in your walls

[cinder carbon]

I would wake up to a house full of squirrels

Not in a good way

[vital mirage]

Wow

Horrible person

Maybe that’s why she’s never here for u during her business hours

[cinder carbon]

What's the other side of the story

I bet he did something horrible to make her act that way

[cunning silo]

existed

[cinder carbon]

This is like those relationship advice reddit posts, oh my girlfriend has lost interest in me and blows me off all the time, she doesn't do nice things for me, then you find out he doesn't have a job, onky eats flamin hot cheetos, never washes his butthole, and flirts with all her friends so they never wanna hang out

[cobalt hare]

surprised he has a girlfriend

Oh wait did you guys see that reddit post about the dude who got mad at his gf for marrying a sdv character??

[cinder carbon]

It's her first relationship and she didn't have strong models growing up.

[cobalt hare]

But people in the comments were more concerned that he was dating a 17 yr old at 24 😨 (rightfully)

[cinder carbon]

Oh god

[cobalt hare]

The sdv character was sebastian 💀

[digital creek]

can pigs?? dig up more than one truffle a day??

i picked up 8 and i was like "oh i must of missed a day" then they started making MORE

[cinder carbon]

My (32M) girlfriend (21F) of 6 years says she's gonna call the cops

[cunning silo]

ye

[proud pivot]

Yeah, they keep digging until they Fail a check, then they stop for the day. So theoretically they can just keep going.

The happier the pig, the better chance of success.

[digital creek]

SERIOUSLY??

[cunning silo]

after the 1st theres a check which is friendship/1500

[digital creek]

SO MY 4 PIGS JUST DUG UP 10 IRIDIUM TRUFFLES??

[fringe wagon]

They're the only farm animal that can produce their products more than once per day

[proud pivot]

The average of a Happy pig is like... 3.4 a day?

[cobalt hare]

She said it's because I "groomed her" it's not even true!!🙄🙄

[fringe wagon]

So

[proud pivot]

something around that

[cunning silo]

the game makes a random number and compare to that roll

if the roll is higher than the random then extra truffle

[cobalt hare]

Truffle

[cunning silo]

and random repeat until fail

[cobalt hare]

Truffle🤤🤤

[digital creek]

making fuckin bank today

[cunning silo]

i think the infinite sequence sums to 3

[cobalt hare]

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare she wants to take my anime and manga collection with her even though it was all a gift from her

[fringe wagon]

True

[digital creek]

DAMN

i only have 4 pigs rn need to upgrade my barn

[crisp dawn]

can i use the skull key multiple times?

[cobalt hare]

She's threatened to burn me underage waifu lolis so I threw her across the room aita🤔🤔

[digital creek]

i love my 12 goats and cows too much to sell them

[cinder carbon]

This is why pigs are one of the very few ways to actually make money

[cobalt hare]

Me when I'm a pirate

[cunning silo]

very fee

[fringe wagon]

I see very little reason to choose goats over cows

So just sell the goats

[cobalt hare]

She shidded

[crisp dawn]

can i use the skull key multiple times?

[cobalt hare]

They

Fuck

[cunning silo]

i mean it depends on what you mean when you say "actually make money"

[cinder carbon]

Because they're the goat

[cobalt hare]

Joke ruined

[digital creek]

no bc just today i saw one "my boyfriend loves league of legends more than me should i leave"

[fringe wagon]

Yes

ig?

[digital creek]

but theyre cute

[cobalt hare]

Guys...league of legends or my gf of 10 years whom I have a 7 yr old son with🤔🤔🤔

[fringe wagon]

Cows cuter

W h a t

[digital creek]

THATS WHY I HAVE 6 OF THEM

[fringe wagon]

Buy more

For the CHEESE

[cunning silo]

when the

[cobalt hare]

[mystic cove]

can the kid play league?

[digital creek]

my discord just crashed

lesbians dies

[cobalt hare]

Unfortunately not he claims I "ignore him" and "don't love him" he just isn't league of legends!!

[cobalt hare]

Everything discord does down a lesbian DIES sign thise to stop this!!!

Goes*

[cobalt hare]

whats up jim

[mystic cove]

hey lil lady

[cinder carbon]

I can see the leah/haley relationship, Leah would ground haley and convince her to express herself more through her photography; I have no idea what Haley would bring to the table because she's a horrible demon

[cobalt hare]

TAKE THE LAST PART BACK🤬😕😕😕

[cunning silo]

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

[cunning silo]

haley more like cringe gg

[cobalt hare]

Haley best wife

[cinder carbon]

Average Marnie hater

[cobalt hare]

Slander

[cobalt hare]

Average Marnier hater W!!!!!

There's a reason mayor Lewis isn't open about their relationship hrs ASHAMED

[mystic cove]

Question for anyone, which character is most like you? Carl is very Shane. I'm kinda wizard? hbu

[fringe wagon]

Who's Carl

[cobalt hare]

WELL!

[fringe wagon]

Oh it's you

I'm dumb

[cinder carbon]

I actually started typing two good things about haley in that relationship and realized neither actually fit so here we are, because Haley actually is a steaming turd

[mystic cove]

altho there's that kent aspect to ya, buddy

[cobalt hare]

YAAAA

Oh wait

[cinder carbon]

I'm most like Pam

[cobalt hare]

im into... maru maybe?

i dunno just always got late at home, and see the sky before passed out lmao