stardew-valley

[wet phoenix]

but i want it nowwww

screaming and crying

[candid gate]

what bugs

[wooden crater]

the bugs in the mines

[candid gate]

they give ancient seeds?

[spice coral]

killing bugs fastest way to get it tbh

unless you get lucky during fishing then you can make fish money and get the seed at the same time

[candid gate]

if i plant strawberries on day 14 do they have time to grow

[spice coral]

Yes

16th is the latest you can plant them for 2 harvests. If im not delusional

[fossil sparrow]

sheep and pigs or rabbits

should i upgrade my coop or barn to deluxe

[candid gate]

8 hearts with abigail nice

[fast tundra]

coop

[fossil sparrow]

omg yes rabbits

ok

[fast tundra]

I love bunnies

[candid gate]

i only have 1 bunny

[velvet halo]

I broke almost every rock in the mines for the like 5th to last one to be the ladder down 🥲

[candid gate]

is it worth it to get more

[fast tundra]

What is the luck on this day

like the one you saw on TV

[fossil sparrow]

where do i get rabbits foot for wizard bundle

[fast tundra]

Not really but I like having 2

[velvet halo]

I didn’t watch the tv 💀

[fast tundra]

A rare chance for an adult rabbit to drop it

[fossil sparrow]

oh okay

[candid gate]

bro my walls keep breking

breaking

[fossil sparrow]

thats why i shouldget rabbits fr

[fossil sparrow]

what

[fast tundra]

Horrible idea if you're planning on going to the mines. I recommend buying and putting a TV in the mines in case you forget since it doesn't despawn.

[candid gate]

fences*

[fast tundra]

Get hardwood fences. They last for like a year and aren't too expensive.

[cobalt hare]

theres another way that i can post in sesonal-farmers that i used to get it if you don't want to raise rabbits too : P

[velvet halo]

I just need to remember to watch the tv in the mornings lol

[fossil sparrow]

ok ok send

[cobalt hare]

also travelling cart

[candid gate]

they are better than stone?

[fast tundra]

Pretty unreliable method.

[fossil sparrow]

ooh yeah purple lady

[fast tundra]

Yeah hardwood lasts longer than stone.

Hardwood not regular wood

[candid gate]

i need to get some hardwood then

[fast tundra]

Alright

Just head to the secret forest with a steel pick or above and you'll get tons of it in no time.

[velvet halo]

What’s the best way to get hard wood other than breaking the big stumps in the farm??

[fast tundra]

Secret forest.

[velvet halo]

Oh sorry, I just read that after you sent it

[candid gate]

you can also plant some trees that give you hardwood no?

[fast tundra]

Yes. That is also a very effective way.

[candid gate]

nagitoman is so searious

[velvet halo]

I don’t even know what the secret forest is

[spice coral]

because its a secret

[velvet halo]

Makes sense

[fast tundra]

Trust me I'm not like this most of the time.

[fast tundra]

Go to the entrance of Marine's ranch and just keep going left till you find a log

[fossil sparrow]

can i date another person if in married

like give someone a bouquet

[fast tundra]

Chop it down and keep going and you'll find it

[candid gate]

at what hour does pierre close

[velvet halo]

OH!! I know where your taking about! Do you need a steel axe for that log?

[fast tundra]

He stops working I think at 5 and closes at I think 8

[candid gate]

yes

[fast tundra]

Uhuh

[candid gate]

how do i meet abigail in her room at 8 then

[fast tundra]

Get in before it closes

[velvet halo]

Nice, I’m still working on my copper tools rn

[fast tundra]

He won't kick you out

[candid gate]

do i trigger the cutscene tho?

[fast tundra]

Okay look

Open the map and hover your mouse on Pierre's shop

[candid gate]

yes

[fast tundra]

I think it should tell you something more accurate

[slender leaf]

Do I need to water plants and feed animals on festival days?

[candid gate]

9am to 5pm

[fast tundra]

Okay give me a second

Ok the shop closes at 9PM

But he stops selling stuff at 5

So I was wrong about it closing at 8

Sorry

[candid gate]

all g

[velvet halo]

Please forgive me, I bought seeds from joja mart when Pierre’s was closed

[candid gate]

i was just a bit confused cuz i didnt know how to meet abigail at 8 lol

[fast tundra]

Good. Do not support the business of that wicked man.

[candid gate]

if pierre is closed i sleep and come the next day for seeds

[fast tundra]

You guys love that scammer too much

[fossil sparrow]

should i sell my lava eel roe or preserve it

[candid gate]

you think im rich?

to buy from joja

[fast tundra]

Preserve it FOR SURE.

[fossil sparrow]

ok

[velvet halo]

Is making pickles and jelly worth it??

[fast tundra]

The membership makes it so Joja has same prices as Pierre's, except Joja closes later so it's better.

[fast tundra]

Very.

[spice coral]

#stardew-valley message
Yes

[velvet halo]

Oh

I see

[candid gate]

i dont like joja

[fast tundra]

Both are bad but Pierre is worse.

[velvet halo]

I just started playing not even a week ago so I have no idea what I’m doing

[candid gate]

you just got scammed

that doesnt make pierre bad

😭

[fast tundra]

If you need help just ask.

[clear inlet]

I’ve never done a joja run

[candid gate]

were you the guy that gave him 25 golden star pumpkins? @fast tundra

[velvet halo]

Ty for the help!

[clear inlet]

I always cave with the CC cause it’s more wholesome

[fast tundra]

Yes, I am.

[candid gate]

oh 😭

[fast tundra]

Ever since that day I've vowed to never buy from Pierre unless I need vinegar.

[candid gate]

everyone deserves a 2nd chance man

besides haley shes very mean

[fast tundra]

He does not count.

[fast tundra]

A fellow Haley hater I see..

[clear inlet]

Curb the vinegar cravings

[candid gate]

i dont hate her

but she told me my shoes were made out of plastic

[velvet halo]

I’d throw hands

[fast tundra]

A relationship with Haley would be the most toxic relationship known to man.

[candid gate]

||abigail makes me play oujia tf||

[fast tundra]

Square up, Haley.

[fast tundra]

😎

[candid gate]

the ghost loves me

[fast tundra]

Ditch Abigail. Marry the ghost.

[candid gate]

fr

abigail eats quartz

[fast tundra]

Mmm..

[candid gate]

i will never be able to get over that

i almost threw up bcs of that

nagitoman what should i name my cow

[fast tundra]

CA said it was an accident that she says quartz tastes good but he kept it in the game because of how funny it was.

[fossil sparrow]

omg wtf elliot just gave me a purple mushroom

[fast tundra]

Name it Nagitoman.

[fossil sparrow]

lame ass gift

[fast tundra]

Getting high with Elliot.

[fossil sparrow]

😭

yeah

[candid gate]

nagitoman is so serious and so funny at the same time

[fast tundra]

Jokes aside purple mushrooms are very good items

[clear inlet]

Elliot needs the shrooms for his writings

[fast tundra]

Lots of energy, sells for alot and needed for CC.

[clear inlet]

Genius comes at a cost

[fast tundra]

Glad to read that.

[candid gate]

man fuck this im not building fences around the barn and the coop anymore

[fast tundra]

Not a good idea if you're having pigs.

[candid gate]

i have a fat one

named petunia

[fast tundra]

Good name.

[fossil sparrow]

edy what day r u on

and season

[candid gate]

y3 spring 16

[fast tundra]

Wow

[fossil sparrow]

damn

[fast tundra]

Late game much

[candid gate]

i started playing 4 days ago btw

[fast tundra]

WHAT

[candid gate]

idk if that matters but yea

[fossil sparrow]

do i just leave the festival?

[fossil sparrow]

huh

[fast tundra]

How many days did you skip

[candid gate]

like 10

[fossil sparrow]

bro sleeps at 10am

[clear inlet]

HOW

[candid gate]

winter

[fast tundra]

Which one?

[fossil sparrow]

winter star

the one where u give people gifts

[fast tundra]

Yeah

[candid gate]

8-10pm

[fossil sparrow]

i literally gave gus a diamond

[candid gate]

i sleep at 10am irl

[fast tundra]

Just leave there's not cutscene

[fast tundra]

That's alot of friendship points gained.

[fast tundra]

Fix your sleep schedule, please.

[candid gate]

i didnt go to school today bcs i was too tired

[fossil sparrow]

yeah its his favourite

[candid gate]

i played stardew valley all night

[fast tundra]

Based.

[fossil sparrow]

today i will be an elliot hater for the rest of my life

[keen orbit]

Hey guys

[fossil sparrow]

hi pizza

[fast tundra]

What's down

[keen orbit]

After grinding 1 hour for diamond i got 5

In like 20 minutes

[fast tundra]

He'll never be worse than the likes of Haley or Pierre.

[fossil sparrow]

whats with pierre

[keen orbit]

Most of his dialogse are about capitalism

[fast tundra]

He's a scammer and a pig.

[keen orbit]

And he neglets his family

[candid gate]

can i be friends with everyone?

[keen orbit]

Has lenin would say HE IS A FILTHY CAPITALISTIC PIG

[fossil sparrow]

damn

[fast tundra]

Befriend everyone BUT Pierre.

[candid gate]

noooo

[fossil sparrow]

anyways the way he lost the grange showcase is soo embarrassing

[candid gate]

i want george

[fast tundra]

George is a sweet old man

[fossil sparrow]

delusional ass with his “highest quality”

[fast tundra]

George my beloved ❤️

[candid gate]

i have 10 hearts with wizard

[fossil sparrow]

so real

[candid gate]

!wizard

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986270398905733231/1064216233462997062/20230115_161307.jpg

[keen orbit]

!wizard

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986270398905733231/1064216233462997062/20230115_161307.jpg

[fossil sparrow]

jsut give him the mob drops

[keen orbit]

!krobus

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706264941656539237/706265247194808370/image0.jpg

[keen orbit]

!linus

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953877434137190411/953877575120355358/Screenshot_2022-03-16_9.29.39_PM.png

[fast tundra]

!george

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812139917286703124/822161884152725584/image0.jpg

[keen orbit]

!capitalisticpig

[fast tundra]

😳

[fossil sparrow]

!alex

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972563537132134450/990683717955616829/IMG_20220626_235214__01.jpg

[candid gate]

@fast tundra since you hate pierre so much im guessig you dont know what he likes

[fossil sparrow]

my beloved

[fast tundra]

He likes fried calamari.

[keen orbit]

He liles money

And prismatic shard

[candid gate]

what else

[fossil sparrow]

OMG I GOT THE SALMON DINNER RECIPE

[fast tundra]

Golden Pumpkin

[fossil sparrow]

rabbits foot

[candid gate]

stuff that is easy to get?

[keen orbit]

Dandelions

[fast tundra]

Sebastian's easiest to get gift.

[fossil sparrow]

huh

[keen orbit]

Leaving him alone

[fast tundra]

There isn't anything he likes that is easy to get.

[fossil sparrow]

sebastian likes frozen tear and void eggs

[keen orbit]

Krobus eggs

[fossil sparrow]

alex likes salmon dinner and conplete breakfast

[fast tundra]

I meant Alex not Sebastian.

[candid gate]

you sure?

[fossil sparrow]

everyday i call gus like hes my long distance boyfriend to know what he’ll sell

[fast tundra]

yum

[keen orbit]

Can i have krobus and a spouse in my house

[fossil sparrow]

just for alex

[quiet remnant]

Odd question if playing as a female character can she still get pregnant?

[keen orbit]

Yea

[fast tundra]

You can have him as a roommate which is pretty much the same thing.

[keen orbit]

I mean both of em

[fossil sparrow]

where do i get kale

[candid gate]

does krobus sleep in bed with you

[fast tundra]

You'll just give birth midnight so unfortunately no belly bumps.

[fossil sparrow]

when fall falls in gonna get 100 salmon trust me

[fast tundra]

I think so yeah

[proud pivot]

Just grow it in spring

[quiet remnant]

Okie dokie

[fossil sparrow]

okay

[quiet remnant]

Ty

[median palm]

How do I send pics

[fast tundra]

There ya go.

[cobalt hare]

guys korbus is selling iridium sprinkler should i buy?

[median palm]

Sorry I cant brain today I haz the dumb

[fast tundra]

I think you need a role or something I forgot.

[woeful karma]

If you have a lot of money. Otherwise wait

[median palm]

If you need it

[fast tundra]

Yes.

[candid gate]

nagitoman joined with roles

[cobalt hare]

i mean i got full quality sprinklers on my gs already

[fossil sparrow]

how do i get the recipe for complete breakfast

[cobalt hare]

and the sprinkler is 10k

[fast tundra]

Yes but it.

Buy*

[median palm]

If you need An extra take it

[median palm]

I cant do so

[fast tundra]

You need to chat alot for the role that allows you to do so.

[median palm]

Oh

chattingalot

[fast tundra]

Woow

How are you so active

[median palm]

Lol

[candid gate]

nagitoman who should i get max friendship with next

who do you suggest

[median palm]

Harvey

[fast tundra]

Maru my beloved.

[candid gate]

what does she like

[fast tundra]

Maru was my first spouse.

[fossil sparrow]

shane

[median palm]

I know you didnt Ask me but I do not care

[fast tundra]

All metal bars.

[median palm]

Strawbberis

[candid gate]

i will do harvey after

[median palm]

Strawberries

[fast tundra]

She likes copper and iron bars and she loves gold and iridium.

[fast tundra]

Harvey is pretty boring no offense

!maru

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/927300658829336647/maru_by_gurashrimp.jpg

[candid gate]

gold digger smh

[fast tundra]

Strawberries work better.

[candid gate]

ppl should love copper more

i dont have any atm

[fast tundra]

She loves strawberries so just farm lots of those

[median palm]

Um acttualy she aslo loves the other bars I cant mention Here

[fast tundra]

Get their seeds in spring and plant them in your greenhouse or smth

[candid gate]

i have 3 gold bars

[fast tundra]

The Chernobyl bar?

[median palm]

Exactly

[fast tundra]

Give those to her and she'll love you forever.

[fossil sparrow]

can gaots only produce milk every 2 days?

[candid gate]

should i marry abigail

[median palm]

Yes

[candid gate]

yes

[fossil sparrow]

like they have a 1 day cooldown

[fast tundra]

Yeah she's cool.

[fossil sparrow]

LAME

[median palm]

They do that

[fossil sparrow]

let me make goat cheese for robin😡

[candid gate]

oh you dont hate her

[fast tundra]

My cows do get a little quirky at night.

[fast tundra]

Abigail's awesome. It's just that her father sucks.

[median palm]

Just buy spaggeti

[candid gate]

get over it 😭

[fast tundra]

Never.

[fossil sparrow]

okay

[fast tundra]

I used to think Spaghetti was a loved gift for Lewis because of its description lmao

[median palm]

Goat chesee Is very expensive

[candid gate]

is it

[fast tundra]

It also tastes yucky.

[fast tundra]

Yeah it's more profitable than normal cheese.

[fossil sparrow]

can i only use the gold pan at the lake

[proud pivot]

Goat cheese can be gold quality pretty easily though, so good for gifts to Leah and Robin.

[median palm]

At some Point you Can acttualy use gost chesee of you dont have money for the pigs

[fossil sparrow]

copper pan

[fast tundra]

The what now?

[fast tundra]

No you can use it anywhere with little shining things

Those indicate you can get something there

Copper pan is pretty useless aside from the small chance to get a lucky ring.

[median palm]

Robin spaggeti leah Salad much easier

[proud pivot]

You can wear it as a hat so it doesn't use inventory space though.

[fast tundra]

Quality matters alot with gifts and unless you have the item I cannot mention here you cannot get high quality dishes.

[median palm]

I refuse to put my Mouse ears off

[proud pivot]

I'll take the increase in friendship points instead.

[median palm]

Ik

[cobalt hare]

its 10k and im saving for bus r u sure?

[median palm]

Im to lauy

[candid gate]

does anyone like fire opal?

[median palm]

Dont of you dont want to

[fast tundra]

Bus is more important but after getting bus go buy an iridium sprinkler from that little gremlin every Sunday.

[median palm]

Isnt it on friday?

[cobalt hare]

it is friday

[fast tundra]

Do not question my horrible memory.

[cobalt hare]

its friday

[median palm]

Its ok

[fast tundra]

I haven't played Stardew in a little under a year give me a break.

[median palm]

No its tuseday today

[candid gate]

play it then

[median palm]

Jk

[fossil sparrow]

what do u guys give ur horse to wear

[fast tundra]

I don't have alot of time.

[fossil sparrow]

mine wears a tiara

[fast tundra]

Cat ears.

Cat horse.

[limber ice]

You can put clothes on your horse???

[fossil sparrow]

just hats

[fast tundra]

Hats.

[candid gate]

you can always make time for sdv

[fossil sparrow]

its really cute

[fast tundra]

I'd rather play multiplayer but I don't have anyone to play with

[limber ice]

😱😱I’m so excited gonna go get a cute lil hat right now

[fossil sparrow]

u can get some from mouse hat

[candid gate]

there is a channel for that in this server

[median palm]

I never Had a horse

[fast tundra]

And even if I did for some reason my multiplayer doesn't work.

[fossil sparrow]

get one smh theyre great

[median palm]

Im pretty new even tho Im on year 2

[fast tundra]

Get one they're fast.

[median palm]

I Had to restart my Firta playtrough thaat was also on year 2

[fast tundra]

They aren't that hard to get. Just a medium sum of G and some iron bars.

[candid gate]

do i just go around the town with a horse?

[fast tundra]

Ah yes. Firta.

[limber ice]

How do I place it on the horse? I’m playing with an Xbox controller too so if I need to use keys lmk

[fast tundra]

Yes.

[fossil sparrow]

does albacore only showup at night

[median palm]

First Im getting used to my new phone sorry

[fossil sparrow]

just click on it

[fast tundra]

I do not know anything about fishing.

[median palm]

I think not

[fossil sparrow]

like u were to ride but equip the hat u wanna give

[fast tundra]

No worries.

[median palm]

I think I caught a few in the day

[fossil sparrow]

what level fishing r u damn

[fossil sparrow]

oo ok

[proud pivot]

It's both morning and night. It has a period during the middle of the day it stops biting

[fast tundra]

10. I have caught every fish in the game but ever since then I quit fishing.

[median palm]

Am I the only one Here who uses wood chippers?

[fast tundra]

WHO USES THOSE???

[fossil sparrow]

what

so only like after 4pm

[median palm]

I

[limber ice]

Thank you my horse looks great I’m so glad I joined this discord haha

[candid gate]

what should i do with 70k?

[fossil sparrow]

😔

[fossil sparrow]

buy bait

[median palm]

Hardwood Is valuable but it Has a small amount bog uses

[fast tundra]

Buy starfruit seeds to make even more money.

[fossil sparrow]

and then trash the bait

[terse beacon]

Spend it on pigs and a deluxe barn

[candid gate]

i have a deluxe barn

[candid gate]

its not summer yet

[median palm]

And Im on the Forest farm stacked on hardwood

I have a lot of it

[proud pivot]

6am-11am. Then 6pm-2am

[median palm]

I also use those coal makers

[fast tundra]

Give the money to George.

!george

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812139917286703124/822161884152725584/image0.jpg

[candid gate]

ill go buy more pigs and name them nagitoman

[fast tundra]

Raise my children well.

[median palm]

Charcoal klins

[candid gate]

i will

[fossil sparrow]

thanks

[fast tundra]

Those are better than wood chippers.

[median palm]

I name my Animals by pokemon

[median palm]

I use booth

[candid gate]

i name my animals by memes

[fast tundra]

"Pikachu and Charizard had a baby yesterday" -Stardew Valley

[candid gate]

noo

[cobalt hare]

Hiii

[fast tundra]

What's up dog?

[cobalt hare]

Im a cat actually

[median palm]

Cuz I have a lot of hardwood and a little coal

[cobalt hare]

Mooo

[fast tundra]

What's up cat?

[proud pivot]

Wood chippers aren't bad. If you take average grow time into account, a field of mahogany trees will give you more wood than a field of regular trees. Waiting for mahogany to grow an chippers to work is kind of a drag though

[cobalt hare]

The Sky I think

[median palm]

More like mudkip and wailord

[candid gate]

do you have a cat

[fast tundra]

No it's the ceiling, dumbass.

[fast tundra]

Think about your question for a minute.

[cobalt hare]

My favourite thing to do is to give everyone their hated gifts and go Joja

[candid gate]

i did

[fast tundra]

What is in my profile picture?

[median palm]

His

Cat

Or hers

[fast tundra]

Thank you.

[candid gate]

idk i saw a chicken nugget until now

[fast tundra]

I'm a he.

[median palm]

Cool

[cobalt hare]

I wish Abigail was real 😔

[fast tundra]

Get your eyes checked.

[fast tundra]

I wish George was real..

!george

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812139917286703124/822161884152725584/image0.jpg

[proud pivot]

Cat pictures aren't exactly rare on the internet. That could easily be just a random cat

[fossil sparrow]

guys im broke again my moneys under 10k should i sell mayo or cheese

[cobalt hare]

Isn’t this the guy from breaking bad?

[fast tundra]

Food point

[proud pivot]

Food

[fast tundra]

No it's George.

[cobalt hare]

Its the breaking bad guy

[median palm]

I wish harvey was Real

[cobalt hare]

Ding ding ding ding ding

[fast tundra]

Yummy point.

[candid gate]

can i choose the sex for my animals or is it random

[median palm]

O Got a prismatic shard today

[candid gate]

like male or female

[cobalt hare]

Please don’t do that with animals

[fast tundra]

I don't think that's biologically possible.

[candid gate]

what

[fast tundra]

You can't just change the animal's gender.

[candid gate]

when i buy them

[proud pivot]

They're basically all female. Coop animals all lay eggs, and barn animals all have a chance to make babies.

[candid gate]

oh

[cobalt hare]

Surprise transgender animals

[fast tundra]

It's random.

[onyx citrus]

I think rabbits might be male

[proud pivot]

Oddly enough, rabbits are the only animal that you cannot get babies of without buying them

[median palm]

But how do they Make babies of they Are all female

[fast tundra]

Homophobic lions attacking gay cows would be a sight to behold.

[proud pivot]

Magic

[cobalt hare]

I’d prefer gay lions attacking homophobic cows

[median palm]

Lol

[candid gate]

am i the only one that hates robin's husband?

[median palm]

Slay fr

[fast tundra]

Trans animals?

[median palm]

Nope

[median palm]

No cows and goats

[fast tundra]

Slayyy

[cobalt hare]

I slay all day

[onyx citrus]

Hahahah, funny way of wording that question. “Am I the only one who likes chocolate? Am I the only one who wishes they had more money?”

[wooden crater]

Farm animals can asexually reproduce

[cobalt hare]

Asexual farm animals

[median palm]

Your enemies

[cobalt hare]

Sounds just like me

[fast tundra]

Aroace animals.

[cobalt hare]

Based animals

[wraith kelp]

breed human mods pls

[cobalt hare]

No

[candid gate]

?

[median palm]

Huh

[cobalt hare]

We need our children to grow up

[fast tundra]

stop. go back to wherever you came from.

[cobalt hare]

So they can slave around the farm

[median palm]

So true

[median palm]

No

[cobalt hare]

Forced child labour

[candid gate]

@fast tundra you like george right?

[median palm]

So I Can get Rid of them

[onyx citrus]

Slimes don’t reproduce asexually.

[median palm]

In a Nice way

[fossil sparrow]

what should i do for 27th day of winter

[spice coral]

Sleep

[cobalt hare]

Cry

Winter is beautiful

[fast tundra]

I wish we could marry him but I wouldn't want to make Evylyne sad.

[fossil sparrow]

ok

[fast tundra]

Evelyne*

[cobalt hare]

I wish we could marry Krobus and have their children

[candid gate]

what else does he like besides leek

[fast tundra]

Mushroom platter

[onyx oyster]

..

[spice coral]

Hot peppers

[cobalt hare]

The interspecies babies would be weird but funny

[onyx citrus]

Using “Am I the only one…?” To ask a question with a very, very popular one-sided answer. “Am I the only one who likes vacation?”

[candid gate]

oh

[cobalt hare]

We already have Void Chickens

[candid gate]

so everyone hates him

[cobalt hare]

Why not Void Children???

[fast tundra]

Demetrius sucks.

[candid gate]

ure weird man

[wraith kelp]

how about Void Dad ?

[fast tundra]

!lewis

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834898244097146970/953894638618550272/20220317_015619.jpg

[cobalt hare]

I know

[cobalt hare]

Whats a Dad?

[wraith kelp]

Grandpa pass away and dad went to buy milk

[median palm]

What about void dady

[fast tundra]

Am I the only one who hates Penny and her one sided-ass personality?

[candid gate]

yes

[onyx oyster]

Real

[feral cove]

what do i do with all these blueberries? i dont have nearly enough preserve jars or kegs for them so it would take forever should I just sell them or hold them until i get a shed full

[median palm]

No youre not

[cobalt hare]

nice

[onyx citrus]

Penny is “Agree with me or I will hate you forever.”

[fast tundra]

Penny haters unite.

[cobalt hare]

I hate everyone but Abigail

[candid gate]

penny is sweet

[onyx citrus]

Sell

[past basalt]

!Sebastian

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/923990285703336036/seb_by_jay.jpg

[cobalt hare]

Abigail is cute

[median palm]

Save some for winter when there Is nothing to fill your kegs with

[onyx oyster]

I have like 280..

[cobalt hare]

!Abigail

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247876549372542976/562427857515839488/0331192034a.jpg

[fast tundra]

!pierre

[median palm]

!Harvey

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/477883056859119637/523603975144996875/IMG_20181215_155120.jpg

[candid gate]

!elliott

[novel thistle]

https://i.imgur.com/5SA9SXX.jpg

[past basalt]

!sam

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523567531919933462/523568028093513728/IMG_20181215_132846.jpg

[cobalt hare]

!governor

[past basalt]

silly

[fast tundra]

!Pierre

[cobalt hare]

NOOOOO WHYY

[proud pivot]

If you don't have enough machines to process your crops, just sell it. Invest the money now, and just get more machines as you go. Blueberries are pretty meh to process anyways

[cobalt hare]

time to spend all of it in 1 purchase!

[onyx citrus]

Unless you cross her. Then expect to have your throat slit.

[cobalt hare]

Theres no Governor

[wraith kelp]

!pam

[cobalt hare]

!Krobus

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706264941656539237/706265247194808370/image0.jpg

[wraith kelp]

sad no pam

[cobalt hare]

Skill Issue

[candid gate]

i wouldnt marry her but shes sweet

[onyx oyster]

I actually haven’t met krobus yet

[fast tundra]

!dwarf

!gunther

[cobalt hare]

Neither

[median palm]

!Caroline

[cobalt hare]

all gone

[fast tundra]

!marlon

[cobalt hare]

Hes just hot ❤️ /j

[candid gate]

you will

[onyx oyster]

I’m in like day 8 of summer

[fast tundra]

!Elliot

[novel thistle]

Elliott has two t's in it...

[cobalt hare]

HAHAHA

[onyx oyster]

So that’s probably why

[fast tundra]

Fuck you

[median palm]

Now you fell poot

[wraith kelp]

marry everyone and enslave them in chocolate factory

[cobalt hare]

Lmaooo

[candid gate]

good job

[fast tundra]

!Elliott

[novel thistle]

https://i.imgur.com/5SA9SXX.jpg

[proud pivot]

Image spam is cringe. Makes it hard to follow chat

[cobalt hare]

I tried I got cancelled by everyone

[onyx oyster]

Dang

[fast tundra]

Image spam is based. Makes it easy to follow chat.

[cobalt hare]

They @‘d me on twitter

[median palm]

Fr

[wraith kelp]

they come to burn and loot your farm? BIG OOF

[cobalt hare]

They cornered me in the Stardrop Saloon and cancelled me for giving everyone bouquets

[candid gate]

can i use bombs to blow up trees

[median palm]

Im year two and I have two prismatic shards

[fast tundra]

I hate Abigail and Sebastian.

[steep hollow]

!Sebastian

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/923990285703336036/seb_by_jay.jpg

[median palm]

I alredy have there galaxy swprd and have donated one

[steep hollow]

MY BELOVED

[proud pivot]

Yeah. It takes multiple bombs though. I think 4 total?

[fast tundra]

!george

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812139917286703124/822161884152725584/image0.jpg

[steep hollow]

george is such a cute little old man

[wraith kelp]

Time to block the bot

[candid gate]

any 4?

[onyx oyster]

You hate the emos? 😔

[fast tundra]

Georgey is better

[steep hollow]

isn't Abigail more goth than emo

[fast tundra]

Indeed.

[proud pivot]

Yeah, bigger bombs hit more trees, but aren't stronger

[steep hollow]

wish she looked MORE goth though

[cobalt hare]

Im convinced that Concerned designed george after the breaking bad character

[median palm]

I was lucky with the quarryy and mystic Stones so I resetrd until I Got prismatic shards out of all of them

[novel thistle]

@median palm You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[onyx oyster]

Yeah

[steep hollow]

abigail with OG goth style WHEN

[median palm]

Nice

[fast tundra]

Everyone who dates Abigail just wants their fantasy of a mommy goth gf to come true.

[cobalt hare]

Dating abigail as a goth yourself is just ❤️

[candid gate]

thats just bs

[median palm]

Now I Can Send this

[wooden smelt]

but its true

[onyx oyster]

Same tho, instead of being like the stereotypical ‘emo goth girl’

[median palm]

Honey Are you ok?

[steep hollow]

i need her to look even more alternative, imo she looks like a hot topic goth cashier who didn't feel like going all out bc it's a work day

[candid gate]

it shouldnt

[steep hollow]

which is valid when it's a work day, but what does she even do all day

[wooden smelt]

it should

[candid gate]

no

[cobalt hare]

Play her flute

[wooden smelt]

who are you to dictate how stardew was made?

[steep hollow]

then she has plenty of time for makeup /lh

[cobalt hare]

Its hard work

[proud pivot]

With mods, I am god

[median palm]

Who tf Is the cashier in the joja mart and does she ever leave koja mart?

[steep hollow]

a loyal consumer who is free to wish for changes to things i spent my money on w/o saying the dev made bad choices nuance

[candid gate]

dont attack me im giving my opinion

[median palm]

What does she do when she loses Her Job?

[wooden smelt]

Can't argue with that

[steep hollow]

opinions >>>

[cobalt hare]

I never spent my money on stardew

[fast tundra]

Hop in VC.

[wooden smelt]

no knife on me

[cobalt hare]

I got it free on gamepass

[wooden smelt]

you got me there

[steep hollow]

i bought it, worth the money imo

[cobalt hare]

(I bought it on switch but I dont have a switch anymore)

[median palm]

I tough you were a

[steep hollow]

i get so many hours out of it

[onyx oyster]

Same

[steep hollow]

way more than any Nintendo game, LMAO

[median palm]

Nooo

[onyx oyster]

I’ve spent most of my free time on the game

[wraith kelp]

will there be stardew valley 2 ?

[median palm]

I have sneded the message withot finishing it

[cobalt hare]

I sold my switch to pay my bills

[steep hollow]

#haunted-chocolatier is the closest u have to that idea

[wooden smelt]

its a farming simulator

[median palm]

Probably no

[steep hollow]

and it's not even rlly SDV 2

just made by same dev

[fast tundra]

Harvest sun.

[cobalt hare]

I’ve depend more time watching YT videos on stardew rather than playing it

[steep hollow]

i doubt there's any second storyline the dev could make for SDV that wouldn't just be DLC or put in an update to the original SDV,g iven that it's primarily a farming sim. not like, a platformer or smth

[fast tundra]

There's no one in VC

[cobalt hare]

It helped me find out how to make my character look like a Demon which makes it even more funny when the kid say you look nice

[fast tundra]

How depressing

[candid gate]

in what season can i catch a tiger trout

[fast tundra]

Fall

[cobalt hare]

Fall

[wooden smelt]

autumn

[steep hollow]

Fall & Winter

[wooden smelt]

fall*

[fast tundra]

Autumn sounds fancier than fall

[median palm]

Raise your hand if you Are addicted to stardew valley

[cobalt hare]

Autumn is a cuter name

[wooden smelt]

People in UK say autumn

[onyx oyster]

I’m Australian we always call it autumn

[rocky schooner]

🙌

[fast tundra]

puts hand down

[wraith kelp]

time to imagine and dream on how sv2 can exist

[wooden smelt]

Same

[median palm]

🙌

[fast tundra]

BRI'ISH???

[wooden smelt]

but im uk

[steep hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/nyanpasu-hands-up-flute-cute-anime-gif-17668197

[spice coral]

please help

[cobalt hare]

Tempted to put my favourite thing as deez nutz

[wooden smelt]

yes

[steep hollow]

Br*tish

[cobalt hare]

What a screenshot that would be

[median palm]

Huh

Ohhh

[cobalt hare]

I am Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[spice coral]

bribberish

[steep hollow]

Anything else > French > British > American

[fast tundra]

F***ch

[wooden smelt]

Good tier list

[fast tundra]

A******n

[steep hollow]

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

Wales/Scotland/Ireland > England

[steep hollow]

Elliott with a posh Brit accent /neg

[fast tundra]

Egypt >>>>

[spice coral]

Everyone still mad at the slight colonisation it seems

[fast tundra]

Slight..

[steep hollow]

country tier lists r just fun

[wooden smelt]

pretty sure scotland still doesn't have independence from england yet, not too sure though

[steep hollow]

and making fun of other countries {playfully} is also fun

[fast tundra]

I feel like we're getting off topic.
A junimo is probably going to come soon and tell us to kill ourselves.

[spice coral]

They dont (unlikely ever will)

[cobalt hare]

guys i got the bus and my friend is telling me im too weak to go to skull caverns what should i do

[cobalt hare]

Scotland is not in England

[steep hollow]

i trIED to bring up British Elliott

[spice coral]

Beat him up

[median palm]

Serbia>anything else>bri'ish

[cobalt hare]

Nor is wales or ireland they are individual countries in a union

[wooden smelt]

thats not what im saying

[fast tundra]

And then things spiraled out of control.

[cobalt hare]

But its what you said

[steep hollow]

thinking of more diversity in Stardew

[median palm]

Aciddents happen

[spice coral]

[dusk wolf]

is there anything i should do with my first sweet gem berries or just turn them into wine (i have like 25)

[cobalt hare]

You mean the United Kingdom, Of which is unlikely the UK government will approve another referendum because scotland will have enough to leave and england can’t afford scotland leaving

[median palm]

Dont Make me think of demetrius

[fast tundra]

🧊

[wooden smelt]

not exactly, but i think it is separate from England

[spice coral]

you cant turn them into wine

[steep hollow]

i said more diversity, not the barely existent diversity /lh

[median palm]

Oh

[cobalt hare]

Scotland Wales England and Ireland are all individual countries

[wooden smelt]

god i hate the UK's confusing system

[dusk wolf]

oh right i forgot

so i should just sell them right

[wooden smelt]

Isn't it northern ireland

[spice coral]

But your first ||you should give to the monke in secret woods||

[cobalt hare]

I am not typing two words

[wooden smelt]

its northern island

[dusk wolf]

do i need a quest for that?

[spice coral]

Nope

[cobalt hare]

Isn’t it northern ireland

[fast tundra]

GUYS YOURE GETTING TOO OFF TOPIC

[spice coral]

Lets go norn-iron

[wooden smelt]

yes, it is

[dusk wolf]

do i just ||walk to the secret woods with a sweet gem berry and he'll show up?||

[wooden smelt]

its new farmer, what do you ✨ expect ✨

[cobalt hare]

[spice coral]

no. ||its a stone statue, walk up to him and give him da berry||

[wooden smelt]

||nah the statue of the master, interact with it with a sweet gem berry in hand||

[dusk wolf]

oooh ic

[fast tundra]

No.

[cobalt hare]

NO WHY CAN I DO THIS

[fast tundra]

STOP

[cobalt hare]

This is wrong

[cobalt hare]

HAHAHAH

[wooden smelt]

seasoned farmer > new farmers

[cobalt hare]

Posting siblings kissing in emojis should be an instant ban. I am willing to sacrafice myself for the greater good

[spice coral]

new farmers weeping at the disrespect

[candid gate]

seasoned farmers were new farmers once

[fast tundra]

:aSDVsebkiss:

[spice coral]

Are they even siblings

[fast tundra]

Fuck

[candid gate]

no nitro

[fast tundra]

Yes.

[wooden smelt]

yes

[spice coral]

There is some dialogue that confused me

[cobalt hare]

[spice coral]

Wheres the emily twerking emote

[candid gate]

@fast tundra

[spice coral]

[fast tundra]

Someone joined VC, heard my voice and exited.

How insulting

[candid gate]

i bet your voice is very pleasing

[fast tundra]

It is not.

[surreal furnace]

do i have to buy my fruit saplings again when i get a greenhouse?

[spice coral]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

Potato

[fossil sparrow]

can someone help where is it specifically

[surreal furnace]

ok tysm

[spice coral]

Its not allowed in this channel. #stardew-spoilers you can ask

[onyx citrus]

Yes, you cannot replant saplings.

[fossil sparrow]

oh ok

[ruby holly]

Haiii

[steep hollow]

^

[candid gate]

it literally tells you what to do

[fast tundra]

I can't talk in VC for some reason

My voice isn't registering

[steep hollow]

r u on pusht o talk

[fossil sparrow]

“behind”

[fast tundra]

Okay now it's working

Awesome

[candid gate]

yes

[surreal furnace]

ty , i made the mistake of planting all of my saplings when im one bundle away from greenhouse

[onyx citrus]

||Try hitting spots back there with a pick.||

[wet phoenix]

how many sheds should i aim to have?

[plush yacht]

2

[spice coral]

As many as you need really. They are cheap as hell

[candid gate]

penny likes dandelions right?

[plush yacht]

I think so yeah

[spice coral]

For some reason that gave me a flash back to sid from ice age

[rancid rivet]

yoo

[candid gate]

im trying to get friendship with so many people my brain is overwhelmed

[magic lance]

I have a question, are mods impoetant on pc?

[spice coral]

It do be a journey

[surreal furnace]

she likes melons , i accidentally gave her one and she liked it

[magic lance]

Or it is more cosmetix

[spice coral]

No and yes. (personal preference)

[candid gate]

does marnie not work on mondays?

[spice coral]

Most of my mods are cosmetic but I also cant live without UI Info and Look up anything mod

[surreal furnace]

im pretty sure shes just lazy and is never at the counter

[onyx citrus]

No, all mods are terrible, no use for any mods, they are a waste of time <— not an honest opinion of a iOS player who might be a little bit jealous of mods.

[magic lance]

Well tbh. Im debating if i go for switch version or pc. But im afraid my pc cant handle it

[storm gazelle]

sdv has low system requirements

[spice coral]

Your PC can def handle this pixel game (if it was made before 2001)

[gleaming tundra]

Yooooooooooooooooo i cant start a farm whats that

[storm gazelle]

if you want mods on switch it is possible

[spice coral]

really?

[gleaming tundra]

No

[surreal furnace]

dont u have to jailbreak it?

[gleaming tundra]

I know you

[magic lance]

Well the thing is. My laptop is around 2 years old but i cant play mc on it😂

[spice coral]

MC is way more demanding

[storm gazelle]

yeah

[surreal furnace]

I do not know you

[magic lance]

True, its only available on steam right?

[gleaming tundra]

??? you dont remember me?🥲🥲

[storm gazelle]

sdv or mc

[magic lance]

Sdv

[storm gazelle]

sdv is available on gog, steam + ms store

[surreal furnace]

nah

[magic lance]

I have mc bedrock and java xd

[storm gazelle]

ok

[spice coral]

Actually I forget its on xbox game pass. If you get the trial for $1 you can see if the game runs okay for you

[storm gazelle]

and make sure to cancel ^

[spice coral]

Else microsoft will eat you

[magic lance]

Mhm. Thanks for the info

[gleaming tundra]

Im sad

[magic lance]

I hope not💀

[gleaming tundra]

[surreal furnace]

who are ya?

[fast tundra]

!george

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812139917286703124/822161884152725584/image0.jpg

[whole onyx]

here’s a hat mouse to cheer you up

[gleaming tundra]

ToastAge

[gleaming tundra]

Thxx

[fast tundra]

Even hat mouse can't suppress my depression.

[gleaming tundra]

[surreal furnace]

u sure u know me?

[gleaming tundra]

Yess

[fossil sparrow]

wait whats the best crop for spring

[gleaming tundra]

I founded the old pfp from you can i send you? Than we see if youre the right person @surreal furnace

[fast tundra]

Guys join stardrop saloon while chatting.

[gleaming tundra]

How

[spice coral]

Strawberrys

[fast tundra]

It's a VC

[gleaming tundra]

Ah

[fast tundra]

Scroll down

[fossil sparrow]

before the event what

[spice coral]

https://thorinair.github.io/Stardew-Profits/

Use that

[fossil sparrow]

am i just supposed to not have crops before i get strawberries

ooh okay

kale? damn

[spice coral]

that would be silly. most people just keep planting parsnips or potato

[surreal furnace]

yh

[gleaming tundra]

What?

[quiet field]

I just got my first quality sprinkler It was from the summer bundle. I should have done it earlier

[surreal furnace]

u can dm me

[gleaming tundra]

Okay baby

[fast tundra]

Marlon get in VC I'm holding Foster hostage.

[surreal furnace]

[gleaming tundra]

I cant

I can in about 30min

[fast tundra]

ok

[whole onyx]

[whole onyx]

[cobalt hare]

My stardew character is so cute

[fast tundra]

Show me him.

[cobalt hare]

Cant post pictures rn sadly ):

[fast tundra]

DM me him

[candid gate]

how do you know its a him

[cobalt hare]

Corrected in dms lol

[gleaming tundra]

Because i know

[fast tundra]

I'm a phyckick

[cobalt hare]

Well you aint because its a psychick

[fossil sparrow]

should i make this for coffee

[fast tundra]

You didn't send me a yrhing

[gleaming tundra]

Yes

[fast tundra]

*anything

[fossil sparrow]

ok

[cobalt hare]

I did

Check your dm requests

[gleaming tundra]

I just started the game today. Im bad! But it makes fun!!!

[onyx citrus]

No. Coffee beans are their own seeds.

[fossil sparrow]

huh

OOOH

so if i harvest it i can plant more?

[onyx citrus]

However, it is good for most other crops.

[fossil sparrow]

damnnn thats nice

[cobalt hare]

HE CALLED HER UGLY

[onyx citrus]

Yes.

[cobalt hare]

)))):

[spice coral]

You get so many coffee beans it gets kinda outrageous

[fossil sparrow]

okk

thank you ringel i will forveer love and appreciate you

[fast tundra]

BECAUSE SHE IS

[gleaming tundra]

Can anyone give me tips which things are the best for every season…?

[cobalt hare]

Nagitoman is mean

[candid gate]

hes not

[cobalt hare]

He isss he called my character ugly

I wanna see his

[fast tundra]

Uhm

[candid gate]

well maybe your character is ugly

[cobalt hare]

I can dm u her

[candid gate]

ok

[cobalt hare]

Shes cute

[candid gate]

dm

[cobalt hare]

Done

[gleaming tundra]

Can anyone give me tips which things are the best for every season…? Can anyone give me tips which things are the best for every season…? Can anyone give me tips which things are the best for every season…? Can anyone give me tips which things are the best for every season…?

[quiet field]

I'm glad that the bat kept on bothering me, it ended up having a dwarf scroll

Oh I got an aquamarine, I didn't even realize

[fast tundra]

cropping is hard

This is her character

[gleaming tundra]

Emo

[fast tundra]

She's ugly

[gleaming tundra]

Can anyone give me tips which things are the best for every season…?

[spice coral]

This is how dumb I look

[cobalt hare]

No cus u called her emo

[fast tundra]

Parsnips are best for spring.
Sunflowers are best for summer and fall.

[gleaming tundra]

Ok i take it back

[spice coral]

https://thorinair.github.io/Stardew-Profits/

This

[fossil sparrow]

i finished my first year

[gleaming tundra]

I thank youuu

[cobalt hare]

(Parsnips Day 1-5 Potatos Day 5-12 Strawberries with Fert until last day of spring)

[gleaming tundra]

Thx

[fast tundra]

Yw

[cobalt hare]

Fert will give u 3 harvests of strawberries

[fast tundra]

Ffen join saloon

[cobalt hare]

No ur mean to my character ur gunna be mean to me lmao

[fast tundra]

I quite literally can't talk in that channel

It force mutes me

[cobalt hare]

Im too busy being better than you sorry

[fast tundra]

Aw

[candid gate]

you know what that is?

[fast tundra]

?

[candid gate]

a skill issue

[fast tundra]

F u

[candid gate]

i love nagitoman but i had to say it

[fast tundra]

Playboy join saloon

[fast tundra]

How flattering?

[candid gate]

very

[candid gate]

no

[fast tundra]

yes

[candid gate]

i dont like

talking to people

[fast tundra]

Hello potato

[spice coral]

Thats why we all play stardew

[fossil sparrow]

why csnt i open my mic

[spice coral]

alone

[fossil sparrow]

so real bear

kuma

or whatever ur name is

[spice coral]

[candid gate]

the bear

[fossil sparrow]

realkuma

[fast tundra]

Okay go to cindersap forest

[fossil sparrow]

huh

no i logged off

[fast tundra]

To open mic

[fossil sparrow]

its 5am

[fast tundra]

Oh

[fossil sparrow]

ooh

[fast tundra]

Is my voice registering?

[candid gate]

you live in the future

[fossil sparrow]

ibdont know

[fast tundra]

Do you hear me??

[fossil sparrow]

yes

[candid gate]

potato

[fossil sparrow]

bur not really

[fast tundra]

What do you hear me saying?

[candid gate]

is nagitoman voice pleasing

[fossil sparrow]

try speaking

[fast tundra]

I said hello