#stardew-valley
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Slay
Cheat menu for me cause Idk what I’m doing cause it was my first time playing last night😭
THTS my only mod
also already have a baby underway💀
I have a LIST
Girl, f them kids and f you too
I'd love to have kids in the future, however I'm a gay man in an overall unfriendly country
so far fetched
America?
worse, Poland
spiderland
as Pete from the hit game Grounded says; "Well, in Australia everything wants to kill you"
I want to kill you? 👹
3rd dragon egg irl today
lmao
i dont even have a standard coop
i donated 1 to museum cause why not so i have 2
I dunno, do you?
Irl dragon eggs…
Also Australian I assume?
Lmao
Hii! Why is there a question mark beside the fisherman house?
Should I sell my fish there ?
Willy is great for selling fish to
Is it best to sell it there ? Does it give more money?
No it does not
But selling directly to Willy will give money immediately Vs. A day later
You mean the wooden box to the right of the house?
the starter seeds
You can put just about anything inside of it and it will be sold for a fair penny
i think
Oh the starter seeds? Cause he wants you to farm!
He gave me a small wooden box saying he’s looking for good qualities products
In autumn first year
i cant belive it, i got 3 dragon eggs today from fishing trasures
Idk, never heard of that
srry if i’m interrupting but does anyone know where i can find cute farm layouts
i have no idea how to decorate my farm or where to put the buildings
Did you you finish one of the quests for him?
Gotta love finishing the animal bundle for the ||greenhouse|| unlock on W i n t e r 28th of year one ._.
I don’t really look into that sort of stuff. That would be my best guess though
but those are all indoors 😭😭
I can’t send picture
Sorry but idk. That’s where you can post your farms though if you do make a fancy layout!
I’ll send a picture of my box @hollow escarp on the meme convo
you can post your inside and outside layouts just scroll until you see one u like :P
i got a emphibian fossil can i get rewards for it?
Gunther will pay for those. He eats them as a snack.
So go to the Museum
(Below Clint’s)
I gotta ask cause idk if I’m going crazy or if it’s cause I’ve been playing stardew for ages but do other peoples farms seem more lucky than others? Like legit on my other one I could barely make any progress like trying to find the dwarf scrolls couldn’t get all four but like I’m almost done with the CC and it’s still year one 😂
ik lmao
has eaten lots of my stuff
Like legit most of my farms I only finished the CC end of year two maybe?
Luck only varies from day to day as an actual stat, but there are definitely ways that you can get plain lucky/unlucky ingame though
Can someone tell me what to do with this little box Pierre gave me ? I post a picture in the images and memes convo
What in the world is this?
No clue never seen it before
Hahaha Pierre gave it to me ! Thank for helping
Looks like a mini shipping crate but honestly never seen it 🤣
put stuff in and you sell the stuff in it
It’s widdle
What channel do I ask people to play modded stardew in? I wanna play some mods with someone, but all my friends that own stardew don't wanna play with mods
Pierre gave it to me saying he’s looking for high quality product
Mini shipping bin, can be placed on and off farm
Aks on #multiplayer-lfg-old and state that you use mods
thank you, have good day fellow farmer
Hope you find people that will play with you
Ok thanks !
pretty sure that image has to be spoilered
just deleted lol i gave up
How rare is it to get three seed packs from seed maker
Wiki doesn't specify that but you can get 2 in average
what shall i do, summer 1 year 1? i have 19k saved
YOU WATCH SAINT STREET TOO
I always just go crazy on the seeds if I have enough sprinklers

oh and what should i have by now
I’m investing in the sashimi grind
- can you paint your house?
Imma make like 100 crab boxes
Can I give someone a gift two times a day?
only when its fully upgraded
- dammit, thanks tho
you can paint the roof at any upgrade
- upgrade your house ig
- if it is that much, i think it’s 20k but i may be wrong
Try to level axe, pick, and fishing level
10k lmao
Plant blueberry for raw selling, melon for producing wine. Upgrade tools, coop/barn. Try to go deeper in mines (if you haven't reach the bottom
hey i tried to join co-op and there was my friend and new farmer but they both belonged to other players
- god, i was way off
genuine question: why do you use asteriks on the beginning of your messages?
genuinely curious, is it just a style you like?
(sorry if it comes off as rude/inappropriate lol, it's just a weird question to ask)
was there a question attached to this or
i'm asking how to fix it
you need to have one cabin per player
jesus i feel like i'm so far behind i don't even have my coop yet
it doesn't work
did you try rejoining and making sure there were enough cabins
thank you
how much shall i spend on blueberrys?
usually players don't get their coop until like mid summer
ohh okay
(or in my case, goddamn early fall💀)
Good wording on usually
🤭🤭
i had the option to but then just thought well i may aswell just save for summer
clay farm?
- i like it and am copying a friend
omg it is so badly, i remember ab a year ago i used to play this game so damn much and was on year 2 but yesr 1 was a GRIND
that's really cool honestly, I tried doing it once but I ended up dropping it since it was annoying to type lol
41-79
- understandable
Caroline for the win
Her tea sapling recipe is goat
Haiii lovely sdv people. I got a skull key what does it do?
have a great day
getting to 40 isn’t much effort
- you too :)
To unlock ||skull cavern in desert|| and play junimo kart (iirc) in saloon
can someone on xbox app play with someone on xbox?
junimo cart ride?
Yup junimo kart, just checked
I have no clue
How do i unlock the ||desert||
cc progression
🥶🥶🥶soryr
Finish vault room bundle (CC route)
Ty!
- what is 23 plus 6?
- listen, i’m dumb
should be 29
also how do i get dwarf scorll 4
blind luck
- dammit, can’t plant my potatoes
Can be dropped from monster or tilling soil in 80+ mines
- no, but i only have 1 more bundle til unlock it!
W
I went down joja route for my modded run
and I'm surprisingly happy lol
I get to focus on making the stonks
this mod that makes everything more gray-scale and realistic is so much easier on my eyes wth
Yup, cause CC route is recommended for new players to learn gane mechanic while Joja route is more for experienced player
with or without the thing?
you wanna buy the membership?
FUCK I FORGOT IT WAS TUESDAY
- i hate joja so much
cheaper than cc
More than 130k gold iirc
CC is only 42.5k
what crop can i plan in summer thatll be ready in 8 days (im on the 20th rn)
grrrr
Ah, easy to get
peppers
yea it's really easy to grind out lol
- i find it weird that at the flower dance, your spouse doesn’t automatically dance with you
I'm kinda pissed off rn
blueberries but they regrow
I got a robin quest at 12am for 80 hardwood(ez)
turns out it's final day
- rip
and I physically can't break and enter into her house to deliver the goods
hops, hot peppers, poppies, radishes
is starfruit longer
yeah
- do i need hunny for the cc?
starfruit is 13v days without fertilizers
hops take 11 days
radishes take 6 days
oops mb
yeah i went with radishes
peppers r also easy to harvest
yeah but its not required u can just use something else for the artisan bundle
Oh no
actually this was by accident but ok
Lol I accidentally did that with Lewis and I was so mad
Didn’t deserve a gift 
I'm trying to get on good terms with everyone
so they shower me with their gifts and w/e
Lmao I did the same with Gus
I don't regret it tho
I love the man
Easily the best NPC
One day I was going to give a blueberry to him, ended up to give an egg to him
I just forgot who gus was
Guy who runs the Saloon
hello everyone!
His reaction must have been great.
Welcome
Close friends with Pam, the town bartender, nicest guy in the town by a mile
Hello Farmers!
mood
Welcome
Hello!
hello new farmer to #stardew-valley! We have: Spouse Wars, Farm Wars, Mushroom vs Bats and so much more!
Accurate. ☠️
Could've just sent that image
After all, it's pinned
LMAO
So Hecking accurate
You forgot Ancient Fruit vs. Starfruit wars
Prob fall under farm?
I think it talks about farm layout
Hmmm
Don’t forget Joja vs CC
Hai lovely people just finished the vault cc!!!
0-0
I finished my community center after giving up on getting a truffle
My game is glitched so I could never get a truffle so I had to give up
I finished it on a different character but my main run is now JoJo u-u
Wdym, "glitched"
My chickens are kissing eachither
travelling cart sell truffle
I got the truffle glitch. Pigs don't give truffles lol
This happens to be only on a very laggy game
Ah yes
A) where is george finding his good quality stone and 2) HOW is he gathering it to ship to the farmer
Least convenient thing for a man in a wheelchair to collect
Was is the operative word
idk hes just has it in his inventory?
Lol leftover rocks from 50 years ago
It's just the image of George wheeling around with 20lbs of rocks in his lap. "Oooh there's a good one"
how many crops do scarecrows protect?
!scarecrow
How do you detach bait from a fishing rod in mobile version?
I'm convinced Caroline gave me weed brew rather than tea from what I've witnessed
And they cost 500 g each
It's relatively easy to make
Don't plant the saplings, sell them right away
I'm making a big tea plantation on my current farm
Turns out the leaves sell for more pickled than if yoy turn them into tea
Didn’t know scarecrow radius was that big
is tea like green beans?
I think I’ll just place down one tbh
Tea is like tea
Plant never dies, doesn't need watering, produces one leaf a day every season except winter
They're nice to use as fences and decoration
is there a penalty for not fulfilling quests for ppl if i accept them?
god damnit
i accept them so that if i come across it during the day i complete it so im wondering if thatll have a negative impact if i dont do the quest
Meh
ah
Nah
okty
yea
need cowpoke
how u get that
ok
I think I'm the opposite. My pigs never stop truffling and I only have 2 (no mods for this) 
pigs are overpowered
I've considered the fact that they're too happy and maybe I should make them depressed so they stop 
"you never stop truffling" sounds like an insult
i was like half a heart with my pig if im right and i got a golden truffle
dont, use them for money 😀😀😀😀
I've never gotten a golden truffle 🥺
I'll go over to the farm and be like "Wth 😮 Stop truffling!
"
Tea empire so far
what do the tea saplings give
Tea leaves, you can brew into tea in a keg which sells for 100 or pickle which sells for 150 (affected by artisan). Tea the beverage adds to max energy and is a loved gift for a few people
coke sniffer
mr.feathers
Hello again! Uhhh how do i use the bus “return when the driver is present
Heyyy
ok goodnight
@merry fox wait till Pam shows up
Yes
@kind tree it haunts your dreams incessantly
Do i need to have a friendship with pam?
Oh pam
So
Is going there as we speak
Sell it or give it to gunther?
- how long does corn take to grow?
Give pam a cactus twice a week and she'll love you for life and send random goodies in the mail
anyone have a farm i can join ?
Give to Gunther
Gunther, you can sell any additional you get
Ok
14 days
I think I’m softlocked
I died in the mine and lost my sword.. so I can’t gain access to the adventure’s guild by killing slimes
Buy sword
Where?
You can reset the day if you haven't slept
Buy sword from well
Already slept…
Otherwise you really can only fish for treasure chests for a chance for weapons
lol
Fuck. I’ll have to reset then, I had accidentally thrown away my rod and was trying to save up and buy another
hi
The scythe is about as effective as the rusty sword
Just use the scythe until you open the guild
Why not? Use your tools or the scythe
It deals like the same damage as the rusty sword
can i get vc perms
cowpoke is ez to get if you just chat
Chatting is hard
literally just speak, hell, you can just ask questions or talk in the offtopic channels or post memes in #images-and-memes
memez
is it worth buying and planting potatoes on the 5? i was thinking about spending all my money on strawberries (maybe even disregarding the backpack upgrade)
i have like 40 parsnips im going to sell
i get scared when i try and speak its so dumb 💀
CATTT
literally my dog whenever anyone in my household has food
lol
Youll harvest the potatoes before the featival. Then buy the strawberries and plant them same day with speed gro
"They are sold for 100g each. At 500g profit per crop, they are the best choice for making money out of all of the Spring crops."
u might wanna consider sometime lol
give him some
If you don't use speedgro on the starwberries then save them for y2
speed gro? ru talking ab fertilizer
Yes
ok but how do i instasell my crops instead of shipping
Speedgro is a type of fertilizer. You need clams to make it
At pierres
cat fact of the night: cheetahs cant roar, they meow like spotty housekitties
Potatoes take 6 days so you will harvest on 11
thurs
Good
so i even need the fert
regular fertilizer wont give me any advantage?
Not as much
how do i even unlock speedgro
also if i need fertilizer for each plot theres no way ill get enough clams for that
Farming level 3
Just use regular fertilizer
will that get me 3 harvests tho
do I process strawberries
Oh wait if its about strawberries nah
I would advise against using regular fertilizer but do what you must
Deluxe is obviously a lot better but it'd take a long time before you reach the level requirement to craft them
So why the hell not early on
Would use it on parsnips, melons and pumpkins at least
You also need pine tar for speedgro so if you didn't plan that out and rush it, it won't happen. If you plant the berries you get 2 harvests, they sell for 120-180. The seeds are 100. If werr generous and say you make 150 from each berry (silver), thats a profit of 200 per
I make a few of the base quality ones into jam tbh
yea i think ill just do 2 harvests
still hella profit
Or you can do three more harvests of potatoes which have around a 120g profit each
How do you turn star fruit wine into iridium?
Is that the last upgrade to my house?
oh, so cellar makes iridum wine?
it comes with thirty three casts but you can make more and you put the wine jnto it until a purple star appears
Basically if you don't get 3 strawberry harvests you might as well grow potatoes and parsnips
takes about a season i think
Two seasons
So basically get regular star fruit and then put it into casts?
no
oh its not worth?
Regular star fruit wine*
That’s a struggle 
yup haha
Too much work honestly
its so worth it tjough
maybe i could buy the strawberries and keep them in my chest until next spring then?
If you buy the strawberries and don't have speed gro save them for y2 or the greenhouse
ah
but i should still buy the shit out of them if im saving?
@ripe aspen enh I think it's better to use your money at the beginning. If you buy and don't plant you have unused money sitting in a chest
good point
So. Potatoes and parsnips. Watch your harvest days, you don't want to harvest on weds because you want to immediately roll your money into more seeds and plant
This assumes you want to max your profits, personally I like a more relaxed game
i mean thats the most optimal way to do it but i dont rlly think it matters that much
exactly haha
sorry i just get anxious about stuff like this >_<
Yeah so if you want to plant the strawberries go for it, it's still good money and a little less work
plus they look pretty lol
Hi y'all! Does talking to the residents during events boost friendship? I can't for the life of me remember.
Yeah you should
Hello! If I don't speak to the NPCs at least daily, will the hearts drop?
There is a decay
how much decay
But it's -2 per day
Thats it
Anyway the decay stops at like full 10 or 8 hearts for romancable npc
||-10 after given bouquet, -20 forever after marriage||
thank you so much for your replies! 
I fucking hate ni||ce ca||rs
How many points in a heart?

250 iirc
Talking to a npc is like 20
So if you talk to them once you don't have to interact with them like 10 days
Yes, it is strange how little my farmer interacts with their best friends.
daily reminder to look up sam's old designs
Thank you!
hi, just bought the game some time ago and there is so much to do😭 do i have to specialize in one domain or i can mine, forage, farm, fish and fight at the same time😭
You can do all at once, and the game is designed to encourage such!
All
Shane though
bro was made in ms paint
and sebby was just: "cause tonight will be the night that i will fall for you"
guys how do I get the recipe from crafting something? for example, I'd like to craft an Oak Dresser, where can I get the recipe/blueprint from it?
Foraging is easy, free, and profitable but won’t get you very far in the long term.
Fishing is a good source of money and food but is time consuming, somewhat luck dependent, and also capped in profitability.
Farming leads to long term food/profit but requires you spend a certain amount of time and energy at the beginning of every day.
Mining leads to all sorts of useful resources but is very luck dependent and time/energy intensive.
Ever saw the Young Folks music video?
Only Farming and Foraging will be an option at the start though
Fishing lmao
i’m still scared of the mines 
How far you're in?
I hate people with different skin colors than me
blue people you know where you are
just so yk, you can melt chocolate using a pan and a fine strainer to get lead and cadmium
so that you don't need to mine
Does anyone know of a way to permanently set up somewhere to cook outside of a kitchen?
how do you get a pan?
I lied
oh ik there’s a recipe called a cookout kit which lets you cook away from the kitchen
i forgot how you obtain that though
@cold tangle it disappears if you leave it out overnight
oh :/
There are online lists on the wiki. You can’t craft an Oak Dresser. You need to buy it or buy the furniture catalog.
i have… reached my limit of free articles on nytimes :’)
lol shane still goes to work when jojo closed
The tea plantation continues to expand. Up to ~160 bushes now
He's gotta get those pizzas from the stockroom
i mean he's just robbing at this point
We call it acting your wage
oh yeah i’ve heard about tea, how do you get seeds for that?
is it a post-year 1 thing?
You have to build relationship with caroline.
awww
u mean optional or i have to focus on them? and when u say the start its until which day?
@cold tangle it's just 2 hearts, then visit her sunroom
Yeah once I started making bulk sashimi I was getting 2 or 3 events back to back
rip
@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
I AM AMAZING
Fishing is day 2, mining is around day 6. You don’t have to do either at all though!
You can just ignore them and solely farm if you want
Or even choose to ignore farming and do the other options!
i think i’ve gotten more ores from fishing than mining at this point
Heehee I love them
hooray for trash can hat
Lol yes
Babey 
New here... Are those dinos?
yeah lmao, ||dino eggs are artifacts but also hatchable||
Yeah I got the egg in Y1 summer so started hatching them
Oh welcome!
i donated the first one i had also didn’t have big coop by then but i have a ||dino|| hatching now!
yeah i always wondered why they looked so tiny-
especially compared to the chickens lol
They just babies
Maybe there's something in the caves that stimulates their growth that the farm is missing
there are bigger ones in the caves? :O
Yes in the desert
Hey is there anyone on play station that could help me learn how to play
Lol love the wilderness farm. Shadow monster just dropped an iridium bar
You'll probably have better luck in #multiplayer-lfg-old
Thank you
YO WHAT THE FUCK
(context: the flower dance)
I know right nils
like what the hell is that supposed to mean💀
Means the mod creator was down bad
Lol so true
25 more tea bushes
nice
Doesn't Alex kinda have that similar dialogue
"I wonder how it is to be pregnant"
I wanted to share my pain and let everyone know that I got to level 99 in Skull Cavern and was knocked out before getting to 100 and it was 1:40 a.m.
These post marriage lines 💀
I don't remember what my first farm looked like. Maybe I should go back and work on it more
yo wtf alex just says "I'm enjoying the scenery hehehe" on the flower dance
my dude, what is wrong with you
I wish mods were available on iOS
for real💀
This character is so corny
Sve is pretty corny in general, really ratchets the character stereotypes up to 11
Idk anything about it really i saw a youtube video and skipped to the part with that girl and thats all i saw
lmao
Like 20 second clip
NOOO
gonna be honest i’m totally not a fan of sve
I love the extra content but it changes the whole mood of the game
I like it lol
i havent played it so icant really give actual criticism but i dont like how there are a lot of other farms
Whats the point of me being there the whole point is that im the farmer
Who gaf about me anymore now that we got 10 other people with farms
fair
i got ancient seed
Hey, any suggestions on skull cavern? Can't seem to get past floor 20
spoilers, better ask in #stardew-spoilers
better weapons
™️
0-0 wait spoiler?
good afternoon
What am I missing °^°
||skull caverns|| is a spoiler
so
Should I make an iridium band or crystalariums first
It is?
why
if i say what happens in year 3 is spoiler?
Huh
Do mark it as a spoiler when discussing it in seasoned farmers
crystalariums
👍
Surprisingly enough, nope, not considered one, i like to personally mark it as a spoiler tho
Just like ||the sewers||
Is that the thing where ur dead af grandpappy descends from the heavens to call you a brainless shithead
or
am i tripping
AND
💀
Lmfao that sums it up
I've literally been stuck on 0 candles bc I actually have never farmed in this farming sim
yeah
but its like
points
12 points the thing
and like if u get a wife and idk how much hearts a point
How-
i think
I go to sleep at 10 am on a regualr basis
Why
😄
Meanwhile me going at 2am
A healthy 4 hours of sleep
A healthy non sleep hours of sleep
I don't quite know but if __in__somnia exists then I guess I have __hyper__somnia
I sleep
💀
snore mi mi mi mi
also if ur gonna insult my sleeping habits, the cat in ur pfp deadass looks like a rodent
What do you even manage to do until 10am 😭
talk to two villagers
Thats how long i take to prepare for the day
and water my 4 by 4 of crops
filling out some of the comunity center
... sure!
Oh yeah this happens a lot
New people getting entertained with the game and forgetting the main thing on it
I finished it
yes
I have all the stardrops
Zamn :(
Oh nice
Idk i think i'm playing the game the way it's meant to be played
Probably
surely
I would ask about your post cc progress but nope, new farmers moment
Hopefully
There is no correct way so sure
harvested 170 hay before 10 am
What's the main thing of the game anyways
The main thing
Don’t die
The main goal?
Dont die
my teacher is famous
oh yea it's getting the straw hat
happiness ends there
oh and 10 heart vincent
after that it's a chinese sweatshop simulator
the main goal
proof or didn't happen
The Maine goal
quitting
okay maybe not that famous
maybe just TikTok likes famous
so that I don't have to look at that balding ass man on the left of ur pfp
HEY DONT CALL SAU THAT
I LIKE THAT SHOW
- i just unlocked the ||greenhouse|| :D
bruh idk wtf ur talking about
who is sau and what is that show
I found out my social studies teacher was almost sued
The main goal of the game is to get tired of your farm somewhere around season 3-5 and start a new one, over and over
U seem like the type of person who would watch a show about a balding wage slave kissing a closeted furry
It’s a chinese show about different types of saints and mythical creatures
Sweatshop laborer and an Oni
Sounds like propaganda
I love angles
so desu
Ikr
trigonometry of my missing wage ~ a chinese fable
Would say it's acute or obtuse
finding out my mom is gay
by a 90 degree angle
he's not bald and that's so rude to my bbg
bro didn't even reply to me smh
CAP
I don't like you
he’s ugly Lily is better
huh?
That's called an angle 😭
Of course an AI-user like yourself doesn't understand that
I'm sorry what
I had a stroke trying to understand those words
why did you reply to me I wasn't even talking to you
What
rot in silence, fiend
no?
wrong answer -15 points
When did I enter an anime here
okay?
this is a weighted final btw
Konichiwa~ today we're going to solve the mystery of my missing chromosomes!
buddy, I think that's your mom
IT TOOK YOU A WHOLE ASS MINUTE TO TYPE THAT????
I'm not in chat 24/7 my dude
if you reply with a joke about my rank in the server then you lose
I don't have image-perm, but Lynn has a widow's peak hairline( or sometimes rectangular hairline) and not a receding hairline. Additionally, the head is angle that makes the hairline look receeding.
Who tf is lynn
in the meantime, you can send images in #images-and-memes
F||or||k Pierre
all saint street
You don't understand. In the time it took you to rationalize my response and rebuff it, you could have done so much. You could have looked for a job, convinced your mother that you are going to leave her basement for once and for all, made your father proud and contributed to the social and economic standing of your family. Instead you decided to make an insult about my mother. 
Also Lynn Angel is based off her Team Fortress 2 Engineer's design
Beautiful
he’s bald
Do not slander my bbg any longer.
Lily is better
uh. okay?
I will not have a battle with you.
he is a balding wage slave w/ no future prospects within the world of business
You don't understand. In the time it took you to rationalize my response and rebuff it, you could have done so much. You could have looked for a job, convinced your mother that you are going to leave her basement for once and for all, made your father proud and contributed to the social and economic standing of your family. Instead you decided to make an insult about my mother. 
Wishing for your downfall
you really can't read
Kids this is a channel for Stardew and cooking chat
stop coping me
I’m tryna fight here
But i still see a lot of hair in the crwon area
How can he be bald
🪸
🤨
He has a big forehead
So? I also have that since my birth
How are babies made
ok megamind
penis
you really gonna be irrationally rude to someone on the internet and tell them to touch grass?
Im good 💀
what
Well yeah i have a big head
(Thats what he’s thinking about)
seems right, yea
👍
Is girl is better
Hey is anyone looking to play together I'm on Playstation
Its called "cyberspace" for some reason
remove the pigtails and that's a guy
…
problem?
@cobalt hare just discovered gender as a social construct
i'm not interested in the pigtails ngl
actually
Imagine this guy as a woman
depressed mother of four with no way out of the poverty trap
Ryker after imagining that picture without the pig tails
wrong it’s actually a tennis player
did i stutter
depressed mother of four
boredom
Are you saying that my speech impediment is a reason for you to insult me?
Thats exactly what we’re saying
lmao
so you have apraxia
💀💀💀💀
I literally will find your family and provide them with the entertainment that you have never once experienced
🧍
gesundheit
What
This is so sad
ban this mofo
Lmao I forgot about the final community upgrade. Whoops.
@cobalt hare so u have apraxia
i don't speak greek invader
I’m chinese
(latin)
suck my balls
you don't have any
HAHAHA
so u have apraxia
Hey you guys have something in common
Now be friends
You and Mr Qi have something in common
bad milk
bro ur literally a switch stfu
We’re both blue
a built like a big closet stuffed with nerdy fantasy games ( I’m a nerdy fantasy person)
You don't understand. In the time it took you to type all that, you could have done so much. You could have looked for a job, convinced your mother that you are going to leave her basement for once and for all, made your father proud and contributed to the social and economic standing of your family. Instead you decided to type all that 
Tear him open
feast on his insides
@rich sorrel a homosexual
nice name btw
so you have dyslexia now
If you tore me open all you’d find is biscuits and gravy
‘Tis simply inaccurate
Chis help I don't know what's going on anymore
You're full of beans
Anyway this is off topic af might want to move to #town-square
Serious seasoned-farmers energy
google translate might need a few tweaks
This is a out of context screenshot from a totally different conversation
?
Also out of context, and a joke
shadow wizard money gang
Anyway I have no time for this, I will be leaving
clearly a bot created by the insidious OpenAi platform
please, only a complete and utter fool would fall for a base trick such as that
@rich sorrel talk a while
I don't bite
I am very kind
This is not the channel for off topic chat
strawman
10 more tea bushes
🍞 👍
Do you even know what a Strawman is?
I like bread
Uh whoops actually 9
yes I have one in my farm
It keeps crows away
I do not believe that applies, but perhaps you could refresh my memory
It's the guy who hands out straws at the restaurant
I love bread
Oh i don't swing that way but I am very happy for you!
Im not 💀☠️
U better stay the fuck away from my cat
lmao
Too late
It's ok I already enlisted him into the American armed forces
<3
damn your cat gonna die a hero
You speak nothing but lies, I am petting him right now
Why can't I ship the triple shots from the museum?
Im in your wall
I meant the guy but if the cat wants to serve, the cat wants to serve.
(Real)
lol a cat in the army
fr all pets are heros
Jokes on you we are working on the house rn, I don’t have walls
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navy'
that doesnt really surprise me i mean monkeys are astronauts so
were 💀
they still could be in other places lmao
Anyway as I said, I have sleeping to do, goodbye
perhaps, after all, @rich sorrel an astronaut
btw again I love ur name
thanks i wanna change it to kirito but oh well i like it now
@cyan merlin talk, it's ok, we don't bite

^num 1 char right here btw
How much is the fairs stardrop?
I believe I read somewhere that minors can’t go to space, so it’s quite improbable that either of us are
I just changed my entire opinion of u based on ur profile pic
2000 i believe
is that ur cat
he is a scientist he must be right
Spaceman has entered the chat
Yes, however he is much bigger and less cute now
he is a stoic cat now
Nah
bruh idk my cat turned 13 and became a statue
Mine are almost 8
aww <3
He is only a one year old
then he is still a baby
Fat orange butts I've had since they both fit in one hand
so still extremely cute
Still small, but not a baby for sure
I'm not quite sure what you mean by this i'm going to be honest
yes, but still very cute
They're fat, orange, and butts
Zeus and Atalanta
That's awesome
So I can’t talk
no prob it's worth
I also have a longhair cutie named Trudy short for intruder she's I think 6 we adopted her
My friend's cat stayed at my house last week
She is pretty great and likes cheese
Yes
How do you end the fair
Can cat have a little salami
Leave
Just leave
No cat salami
😠
She has butt issues so she was not supposed to have any cheese either but I couldn't stop myself
||it’s that one meme years back but idk if it was mainstream or not||
That was cheezburger
Hii! Which sword should I buy?
None
Bone sword ? I’m level 80 in the mines and it’s very hard :/
I got 3 in year 1 on my current farm so you shouldn't have a problem 😂
If you've repaired the bridge there is another decent sword that is a monster drop
Ancient seed #6 in year 1
Dope
Bridge??
@glacial dew reward for doing all the craft room bundles
I actually don’t remember that one lololol
Quarry
awww
New farm is officially about to enter #stardew-spoilers territory
How does the greenhouse get fixed again?
From the garden pack with all the seasons plants
@slow kestrel the community center shows you the rewards for completing rooms, but it's the pantry
You can check cc bundles with the button in the pause menu, to the right of your inventory
Aah I was looking at wiki for rewards
The button also pulses when you select any item you still need for a bundle
Thank you benny
Over 200 tea bushes now
best way to get gold crops?
Fertilizer and pray that yoba blesses ur garden
LOL
yall i like just downloaded the game what should i do first
Yooo third prismatic shard in y1 too
Hax
Find peace
Explore the map, learn where everything is, talk to everyone. It takes a couple in game weeks for it to really get started
should i pickle corn or just sell it as is
i have an entire goddamn field of it and im too stubborn to just replace it even if it is the worst crop ever
Might as well pickle it. Maybe save some for oil
alright thanks
hey guys, mushrooms or bats?
I prefer mushrooms but in the long run it's pretty inconsequential
oki!
Alex gave me a goddamned poppyseed muffin for winter star
What an a||udiophi||le
@cobalt hare no, but they don't grow
They will keep making resin
Hii! Where should I put my lobster trap?
In the pond in front of my farm was not the best idea I think haha
Oh my god I fucking hate those ni||ce ca||rs
Put them over at the beach
Because the loot from the ocean is different from the rivers and the pond at your farm
Anywhere ? No one can take or destroy them?
Nope
Thanks i will put them on the beach 🙂


