stardew-valley

[ashen flume]

Go to level one, break the big rocks, leave, go to level one again to refresh, break the big rocks, just keep doing this

[feral compass]

What's a VCS? 😄

[small bison]

voice channels

cowpoke and higher ranks can speak there iirc

[feral compass]

Ah, I see.

[lime wedge]

woah-
i hang out with like 5 of my friends so everyone knows i aint on a date

[lime wedge]

when i meet them that is

[last wigeon]

Guess what

I am back (again after 3 times)

[small bison]

she held my ibuprofen for me when i was putting my stuff away .))

[lime wedge]

voice channel
where you can talk and also stream you stuff
it can be anything you want :D

[lime wedge]

aw thats cool

[last wigeon]

No way sherlock

[feral compass]

I guess I'll try one. 😄

[lime wedge]

did i say cool
i meant cute

[last wigeon]

Isnt it funny that all of them are in use rn

[lime wedge]

you need a certain level to join one here sadly

[small bison]

nono

[lime wedge]

XD

[small bison]

only a certain level to talk

[lime wedge]

oh-

[small bison]

you can join any level

[lime wedge]

my bad then T_T

[feral compass]

How do I gain levels?

[lime wedge]

just by chatting here

[small bison]

talkin

[lime wedge]

its not that hard

[last wigeon]

Chat

[feral compass]

Alright. 😄

[last wigeon]

Just chat

[lime wedge]

crab welcome back btw

[feral compass]

What level will I be able to talk as well?

[lime wedge]

cowpoke

[last wigeon]

And look at your level at #governors-mansion

[lime wedge]

#roles for more info

[small bison]

fun fact: im the !wizard hand

[lime wedge]

^ click on this to get more info

[lime wedge]

hm?

[last wigeon]

Thx

[lime wedge]

imagine stardew had like magic weapons

[last wigeon]

Magic orbs and stuff

[ashen flume]

Ooo if the wizard taught you spells and stuff

[lime wedge]

how's this btw

[ashen flume]

Like teleporting a few tiles away

[feral compass]

Thank you guys!

[ashen flume]

Or doing a small explosion

[small bison]

thats so cool!

[ashen flume]

It all matches, floor wallpaper and furniture

[lime wedge]

right! maybe get a gem and iron to make a staff

[small bison]

the dwarf's bomb industry :

[lime wedge]

and then go to the wizard
get like small fire breathing spell or

[ashen flume]

We'd have like more Basic staffs made with wood and amethysts and the best ones made with pshards and iridium

[lime wedge]

thorn spell where thorns grow on enemies and damages and slows them :D

[ashen flume]

Probably enchanted with some magic stuff youd spend a lot of time on getting

[lime wedge]

yeee
wood would be too OP maybe have a minimum of iron?

[lime wedge]

mhmmm

[small bison]

aquamarine and topaz for upgrades so they have a fucking use /hj

[ashen flume]

Yeah true

[ashen flume]

It would be for maybe like a dash or smth basic

[lime wedge]

what if you needed aquamarine or topaz to create a spell tome?

and you can have it like ammo on the scepter

and then you can use that to attack

wooo this is so cool XD

[ashen flume]

Or a sorta weak spell to break stuff that eventually will turn into a destruction weapon with the better staffs

[small bison]

you get a fish pond and you can go to the wizard to make it a manna replenish pool /hj

[ashen flume]

Oh that would be amazing

[lime wedge]

id suggest any enemy in a 2 tile distance gets slain

a dash would be kinda OP against ||sc||

[ashen flume]

At some point you would have to choose which ones youd take and which ones youd keep home

[small bison]

jumping added to sdv /hj

[lime wedge]

but you need some real powerful enchantment for this?

[ashen flume]

Same for the every enemy in a radius dies

[lime wedge]

mhm

[lime wedge]

but imagine this
you are in the mines and you spam dashes XD

oh ofc you can have a cool down my bad

yeah then thats a good idea

[ashen flume]

Yeah that would work a bit better

[lime wedge]

mhm

[ashen flume]

Yeah

[lime wedge]

maybe thats the final upgrade!

[ashen flume]

It would be like a 2 second dash (thats the Basic version)

[lime wedge]

but a 15 second cooldown

[lime wedge]

maybe a 3 tile dash?

[ashen flume]

Eventually you could make it last longer but not with the Basic staff

[lime wedge]

yee

[ashen flume]

Basically teleportation then

But that could work too

[lime wedge]

👀 concerned ape are you watching this?

[lime wedge]

true

[ashen flume]

I was thinking something like, a savage ring sort of dash

[lime wedge]

what would be the coolest is getting an enchantment that lets you summon one helper to fight :D

[ashen flume]

Would make for a great mod tbh

[lime wedge]

true but im not a mod maker or a player

[ashen flume]

Theres already magic mods but oh well one more doesnt hurt

Same

[lime wedge]

i tend to play games normally before doing anything

[ashen flume]

I literally cant use mods

[lime wedge]

i never had a minecraft mod in the 8 years ive been playing it

dang its almost 9 years

2014

yeah its almost nine years

[bleak mica]

Are potatoes better for gold than cauliflower?

I know cauliflowers sell for more, but does potato win overall?

[ashen flume]

They do grow faster and cost cheaper, but sell for less

[lime wedge]

not really but potatoes tend to grow faster and sometimes give multiple per harvest

[ashen flume]

Theres the chance of getting a double potato too

Maybe even more

[gritty rose]

Guys should i make a coffe bean farm

[ashen flume]

I always go with the potatoes early on, i need the strawberry money

[bleak mica]

So, would you plant potatoes over cauliflower?

[lime wedge]

and that means by the time you are done with one cauliflower harvest you can have 2 potato harvests :D

[ashen flume]

2 potato harvests

[bleak mica]

Yes good point

[lime wedge]

yup

[stone kettle]

you should make a hop farm

and turn it into pale ale

[gritty rose]

Hop?

[hexed smelt]

Cauliflower in year 1 won't be ready in time for the Egg Festival.

[stone kettle]

hops

[lime wedge]

and a coffee farm would be good too

[stone kettle]

i've never made a coffee farm myself :(

[lime wedge]

yee go to pierre and buy it
its a trellis crop of summer

[velvet gust]

https://thorinair.github.io/Stardew-Profits/

[ashen flume]

I had like 10 coffee plants on summer y2 and there was too much coffee

[gritty rose]

I have a 60 sprinklers i probably could make 1000 coffe beans a harvest

[lime wedge]

its only for later on XD
it gives you speed so it might help with certain things later on

[spark kindle]

is there a channel for memes

[ashen flume]

Oh yeah theres the 48 beans ||in the greenhouse|| too

#images-and-memes

[lime wedge]

i have 16 and i have 205 in my chest

[spark kindle]

k ty

[stone kettle]

would it be worth it to build a shed for coffee

[lime wedge]

i brew them only like 2 weeks before i wanna go to the ||skull cavern||

[lime wedge]

nah XD

[stone kettle]

because now i have a shed for hops

[gritty rose]

Or should i make a ancient seed farm i could start duplicating the seeds

[ashen flume]

I got like, 3 gold ones and 2 silver ones in a chest in my current save cause i just immediatly proccess them as soon as i harvest

[lime wedge]

you actually dont need one
do you have the green house

[stone kettle]

yes but i've been growing ancient fruit in there

[ashen flume]

Im still setting up the keg shed and the af

[lime wedge]

you cant make different quality into coffee btw

you need 5 of one quality

[ashen flume]

Yeah ik

[lime wedge]

mhm i was gonna say

[ashen flume]

Thats why theres 3 gold and 2 silver

Its leftover

[lime wedge]

lol yeee seed maker :D

wait they are seeds

im so dumm

[ashen flume]

Making seeds into seeds

[lime wedge]

100 iq

[small bison]

can you eat the beans

[lime wedge]

nope

i dont think so

[small bison]

.(

[lime wedge]

anyways gonna work on my office

[ashen flume]

You can drink the coffee they make

[small bison]

adds "edible coffee bean" to mod ideas

[ashen flume]

If that counts

[ashen flume]

Oh god

[lime wedge]

which one would you choose?

[stone kettle]

right one

[small bison]

left

[ashen flume]

Oh no wait this reminds me of this one person who was making an absolutely perfect artisan goods mod

[small bison]

throw the baby in it

[lime wedge]

lol
tbh coffee does grow as fruit

[ashen flume]

They were making one for flowers and one for better artisan goods the art was so cute

[lime wedge]

and then either animals eat it and drop the seeds or you process the fruit and get the seeds

i wannna be a junimo just for the green TvT

[small bison]

fruits:
tomato? nah
hot pepper ? yeah boyeee

[lime wedge]

XDDD

totally dont understand why thats a fruit yee

which one would you choose

i feel like i asked this already-

[ashen flume]

The first thought that jumped into my mind was "coffee tree"

[lime wedge]

my memory is poor guys

[ashen flume]

Left one

[lime wedge]

:O ye

[small bison]

"demetrius can you get me a fruit?"
demetrius returns with a hot pepper
robin serves him divorce papers

[lime wedge]

right
i did choose the right one before then

[ashen flume]

I still want a guava tree ingame

[lime wedge]

lol nice paper and pepper

[lime wedge]

pink guava variant

[crude tapir]

omg nils

cropmaster

did i miss it 💀

[ashen flume]

She would ask for fruits cause she wants to make a pie, demetrius comes back with peppers,and after dinner she says "Heres your Pepper pie, sweetie, enjoy!"

[ashen flume]

It was like yesterday lmfao

[ashen flume]

Yes the pink one

They just look a lot better

The white one does taste sweeter but its crunchier

Or was it the other way around

[bleak mica]

How are wild seeds for gold generation early spring?

[lime wedge]

hmmm i want a long table like this but more uhhh elegant looking

[ashen flume]

I did a whole thing on #farms-and-outfits to level up, first it was a secret woods design and then a cropmaster outfit in my purple room, both on theme

[lime wedge]

yeee if you eat them kinda raw which is when theyre plucked so understandable

[ashen flume]

Fuck forgot to disable the second ping

[lime wedge]

^ if you ever had a tree irl you can have the fully ripe ones and theyre so juice and goood!

[ashen flume]

Making into tea saplings or actually planting them?

[lime wedge]

wild seeds -> tea saplings

^ 500 per sapling

easy moneh

[crude tapir]

damnnn

W

[lime wedge]

pink is sweet and soft usually

white ones are crunchier
but-
thats when theyre kinda raw

[wraith dawn]

What

[lime wedge]

raw guavas are great with salt and chilli powder

[lime wedge]

guava

[wraith dawn]

Ohhh lol

[lime wedge]

yee

[bleak mica]

Planting them lol

[lime wedge]

im a fruit connoisseur

[bleak mica]

And saving the horseradish for leah

[lime wedge]

kinda
i love fruits

[ashen flume]

Early on thats where all of my wild seeds go

Now i got no fiber

[lime wedge]

and then forage them to make more?

[ashen flume]

Also the pink ones just have too many bugs, its risky

[lime wedge]

hmmm

ive never had one with bugs

[ashen flume]

Then nah, unless you want the foraging xp

[bleak mica]

Yeah pretty much lol

[lime wedge]

then go ahead

[ashen flume]

Maybe its just the place theyre planted then

[lime wedge]

yee

its hot here so they turn out to be more ripe :D
theyre juicy and sweet when ripe

pink ones are generally smaller tho

[dim tulip]

||How to remove wall decor?||

[small bison]

guys what are all the best profession trees?

[ashen flume]

The one over here is just fully outside, so that explains the bugs that are surprisingly never on the white ones

[lime wedge]

guys apples and oranges have a specific shape

what about guava- never seen a guava shape

[lime wedge]

i think just click on it right?

[dim tulip]

No

[lime wedge]

hmmm

[lime wedge]

hm?

like a skill tree?
like for each profession what to choose?

[small bison]

yeah

[barren crown]

can i sell things at festivals

[lime wedge]

nope

[barren crown]

ughh

[lime wedge]

uhh not sure

[ashen flume]

Farming- tiller and artisan
Mining- miner and prospector
Combat- fighter and brute (unless youre using something that isnt a sword)
Fishing- fisher and angler when youre actually fishing
Foraging- gatherer and botanist

[lime wedge]

there you goo :D

farming XD

many ways to get rich

heres one way

clay farming

watch a tutorial on this ^

it helps for the first day

[ashen flume]

Like, early on?

[lime wedge]

then id say fishing

[velvet gust]

Cut all the trees down. Sell all the seeds sap and wood.

[small bison]

✍️✍️✍️ ok so all i thought besides my differing plans for level 10 farming and fishing

[lime wedge]

dont do that :D

[ashen flume]

(Please dont)

[lime wedge]

never do that

mines

gather some resources

and get deeper

[small bison]

just sell the sap, not the other stuff

[ashen flume]

Fishing understandable but farming??

Why would you pick anything other than artisan on farming unless its a challenge

[lime wedge]

not really gonna make you rich

[velvet gust]

Like wood, sap and seeds

[lime wedge]

uhhh kinda

[small bison]

ive banned kegs and jars in this run, too op

[velvet gust]

Easy early $$

[ashen flume]

Ohh so its a challenge, got it

[lime wedge]

no-

[odd tartan]

im on day 5 of spring and the traveling cart has a rare seed was it worth it to buy so early on?

[lime wedge]

do clay farming
you get like 10k a day

[ashen flume]

But animal goods like cheese are still in right?

[lime wedge]

if you get 1000s of it

[small bison]

my main challenge is no pierre but yeah, it is a mini challenge ig

[ashen flume]

Nope not that early,get it on late summer or when you have a lot of money

[lime wedge]

watch a tutorial on clay farming

its kinda repetitive and boring

[small bison]

yeah but im kinda intimidated by aninal ranching

[lime wedge]

but better than waiting your day out

plant some crops and farm clay

[odd tartan]

okay thank you

[ashen flume]

What about using artisan for the animal stuff? Would that work

[turbid sparrow]

clay farming is a very restricted knight maneuver

[ashen flume]

Or is it op too

[small bison]

eh, i'd rather not, personally

[lime wedge]

so many people get them ||shards|| so easily
ive been looking for a while now and not a single one T_T

thats why im decorating my farmhouse

[small bison]

crops are nice

[ashen flume]

Yeah thats fair

[velvet tendon]

ive got only one and i made the mistake of donating it to gunther

[lime wedge]

is there a nicer big table? that looks good in an office like environment

[ashen flume]

Oh i got the first one in my current save from a slime in the secret woods

[small bison]

modern table

[ashen flume]

Thats what i was thinking

[lime wedge]

you shall be given all the luck in the world to find one soon

[lime wedge]

it looks like joja o-o

[velvet tendon]

back atcha

[ashen flume]

Theres the round ones that have a nice texture, the problem is that theyre round

What about those low coffee tables? The ones that are two tiles long

Or just a regular walnut table

[lime wedge]

idm if the corners are round
theyre too uh bulky like i dont wanna waste a 4 x 4 area for it

[lime wedge]

its too small

lol im too specific

really picky TvT

[ashen flume]

Thats post cc please delete

[small bison]

try every table

[ashen flume]

Same tbh

[lime wedge]

i might

[velvet tendon]

sorry mb

[ashen flume]

Its a 2x2 square, 4 tiles is the total area

[lime wedge]

totally kills the mood

[ashen flume]

Its fine dw

[lime wedge]

my bad

[velvet tendon]

we are not allowed to discuss post cc in this channel even with spoilers?

[small bison]

nope

[velvet tendon]

oh good to know

[small bison]

read the pins

[ashen flume]

Oh you could get like 6 of the small cabinets and make a table with that

[lime wedge]

glad im not post cc :D

[velvet tendon]

im so close

[lime wedge]

i can try that

[velvet tendon]

i just need those stupid fish

[ashen flume]

I did this when designing the secret woods and needed a 2x3 table to place a lot of ingredients on

[coral flume]

What does insect head do? Why do people use that sword?

[ashen flume]

They dont

[small bison]

they dont

[grim crescent]

Prolly just for aesthetics

[lime wedge]

ye no coffee table XD its tiny

[ashen flume]

Its pretty much useless, you get it too late

[lime wedge]

only if this was 2 tiles longer TvT

[grim crescent]

And even then it doesn’t look the best

[small bison]

i'd rather use the tempered broadsword for ||sc|| than ever use the insect head

[coral flume]

Wow ok then

[velvet tendon]

maybe use a dining table?

[lime wedge]

like i said- its not officey enough XD

[ashen flume]

Could use that for benches and make a picnic table ngl

[velvet tendon]

oh

[ashen flume]

Ok now i have another cindersap design idea

[lime wedge]

hmmmmm :<

[ashen flume]

Better add it to the list

[velvet tendon]

looks like a chocolate bar kinda cool

[lime wedge]

or a traditional japanese table

have a bonsai on it and stuff

[ashen flume]

Turn them around so the drawer doesnt face the front

[lime wedge]

one sec

[small bison]

can joja cycle through all the wallpaper in its normal stock? /gen

[ashen flume]

You can just put one on top of the other to turn it around

[lime wedge]

wha

[velvet tendon]

i use the coffee tables as sort of partial dividers between rooms, then i put a plant on it it looks really nice

[velvet tendon]

THOSE ARE STACKABLE?

[ashen flume]

Aw it didnt do the thing

I use the stackable thing to get rid of the drawer SO often💀

[hoary tree]

guys should i marry abigail or emily

[small bison]

emily

[wanton spruce]

EMILY

[velvet tendon]

emily

[dim tulip]

Emily

Abigail Overrated

[ashen flume]

The council has decided

[hoary tree]

wow okay lol

[dim tulip]

Everyone say, "Abigail Overrated"

[hoary tree]

yeah

[small bison]

abigail def overrated

[ashen flume]

I married her 😭

[hoary tree]

abigail overrated

[velvet tendon]

abigail overrated

i love emily

[hoary tree]

shes so cute

[wanton spruce]

Emily is the true weird girl rep

[grim crescent]

Emily is easier to get to “loved” as || all gems are her loves||

[terse beacon]

Facts

[small bison]

abigail is the charizard of the sdv romanceables and i will not elaborate

[dim tulip]

Abigail is not even beautiful

[dim tulip]

Squirtle goat

[terse beacon]

She’s just

[lime wedge]

i cant turn these around

[terse beacon]

Cringe

[velvet tendon]

emily is fairly easy to level friendship up with theres this one quest whoch gives you 250 friendship with her

[lime wedge]

no dont talk abt wifey like that TvT

[velvet tendon]

abigail idk

[ashen flume]

Uhh trash them and get 3 new ones from the catalog lmfao

[dim tulip]

I have may have 8 hearts with her gifting her nothing

[small bison]

emily gives u mail gifts like shane

[lime wedge]

XDD

[ashen flume]

Thats what i do if they dont work for some strange reason

[velvet tendon]

she doesnt have as much personality as the other romancable villagers imo

[lime wedge]

but ykw i think i have an idea

[dim tulip]

"I like adventure duh"

[velvet tendon]

besides from like leah

[ashen flume]

I like leah tbh

[dim tulip]

"I like bideo games"

[small bison]

the bachelors have more development overall compared to bachelorettes

[ashen flume]

True

[dim tulip]

||Lost the count of how many times she sent wool||

[ashen flume]

Shane and haley have the biggest character development

[noble bluff]

How much range does the bird scarer cover?

[small bison]

free

[ashen flume]

Oh that saved me, i needed a mill for the cc but skipped sheep

[ashen flume]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[ashen flume]

Did governor have an embed fail or is that just my connection

[noble bluff]

thank you

[small bison]

guys. should i make my own "packet ingredients" or buy from joja (post/during membership) ?

[vivid aurora]

hi guys

[ashen flume]

Wdym with make your own packet ingredients

[lime wedge]

do these even match the vibe?

[small bison]

wheat flour, rice and sugar

[lime wedge]

hello liliiii :D how are youuuuu

[small bison]

im gonna need to make my own oil regardless

[vivid aurora]

hiiiii :))) I’m good you?

[lime wedge]

im really good
just making my house look good

[ashen flume]

oooh making it would fit the run if youre just anti capitalism

If youre doing joja tho might as well just buy it

[vivid aurora]

show it when you’ve done it !!

[small bison]

im just doing anti-pierre (as my name says)

[lime wedge]

mhmm :D

[vivid aurora]

yea

[ashen flume]

The Red one does but not for the thing youre trying to do

[ashen flume]

Yeah buying it would be easier

[lime wedge]

ik :< an office doesnt have such table

i wish table cloth was a thing

[ashen flume]

I just always get a mill cause i like the concept and its cute

Just making my own ingredients and stuff

[small bison]

whats the best thing to put in oil makers to make regular oil the quickest?

[ashen flume]

Self-sustainable

[lime wedge]

sunflower

not the seeds the flower

[small bison]

ah, thank you

[dim tulip]

Leah is mid

[ashen flume]

[lime wedge]

now you see how i feel about abby TvT

[dim tulip]

Her personality is just 🗿

[small bison]

so gold sunflowers for gifting, regular for oil, silver for selling.

[lime wedge]

yup

can do that

[dim tulip]

But she's mid

[lime wedge]

you are mid! shush /j

[ashen flume]

Ehh im still gonna marry leah

[lime wedge]

i love abby tho cant change my opinion

[gloomy solstice]

Best girl Leah

[ashen flume]

Next save i might go for uhh

[small bison]

im going after ||krobus||

[ashen flume]

Krobus

[lime wedge]

lol

[small bison]

hes my only option

[ashen flume]

I dont think ive seen their scenes so it works

[dim tulip]

Remember, Spouse Wars are permitted

[small bison]

all the others require a pierre purchace

[dim tulip]

Unless you use ID cheating, which I don't think you're going to do

[lime wedge]

oki :>
but im not interested
i only go abby
abby for life

[small bison]

i can live with 2-3 exceptions (both packs and 4 vinegar)

[small bison]

im on switch

[grim crescent]

How far are you in your anti capitalism goal?

[ashen flume]

I always try to go for a different npc for each run

[small bison]

its not anti capitalism

[dim tulip]

It's still JoJa

[small bison]

its anti pierre

[dim tulip]

SDV's Amazon

[lime wedge]

see it doesnt match the vibe :<

[grim crescent]

Either way how far are you?

[small bison]

on spring 19 rn, getting berries and forage

[ashen flume]

Oh wait are you gonna marry abigail just to spite pierre

[small bison]

cant

boquet

going for kroby

[ashen flume]

Rip then

[lime wedge]

abby is pierre's property (kinda) i mean its his daughter

[grim crescent]

Year 1?

[gloomy solstice]

Marry abigail and then slingshot her after marriage

[small bison]

yeah, hoping for big cauli

[gloomy solstice]

Really show Pierre how much of a wonderful spouse we are

[lime wedge]

bruh :<

i take care of her like i actually am her husband TVT

am i the only one who loves her TvT

[small bison]

i dont romance the bachelorettes

[ashen flume]

Hold up you cant buy backpacks either

[ashen flume]

Nah dw i married her on my main save

[small bison]

thats my exception, ive allowed 2 which are backpacks and 4 vinegar

gormet chef is one of my goals, cant get vinegar anywhere else or make it so i need to buy it from pierre

[white basalt]

i have a question

[ashen flume]

Joja doesnt sell vinegar??? What the fuck

[lime wedge]

but do you love her

[white basalt]

which is better

[lime wedge]

ye?

[white basalt]

blacksmith or prospector

[lime wedge]

blacksmith

[white basalt]

oki thx

[small bison]

they dont sell oil either but thats manageable

[primal socket]

Prospector

[lime wedge]

why so o-o

[dim tulip]

Penny my beloved

[ashen flume]

Prospector

Just accumulate all of the bars youre gonna sell in a chest,swap to blacksmith, and sell them the next day

Then swap back

[white basalt]

wait thats so smart

[ashen flume]

Coal is always needed

[white basalt]

okay thx

[ashen flume]

Whats vinegar made of again

[lime wedge]

oh dang i didnt think of that

[twin drum]

i have alot of iridium bars,, I might do this!

[primal socket]

U can’t make vinegar

[ashen flume]

Yeah ik, i mean irl

[lime wedge]

you cant make acetic acid!?!

[small bison]

theres different types

[lime wedge]

why cant i arrange my CH3COOH TAT

[ashen flume]

I got too much iridium too lmfao

[grim crescent]

Fermented fruit juice I believe

[small bison]

white, malt, apple cider, ect

[dim tulip]

How much an Iridium Bar costs?

[lime wedge]

white vinegar is the common one

[terse beacon]

Is marnie not selling on tuesdays?

[ashen flume]

Hmmm what if you aged fruit juice and it became vinegar

[small bison]

malt is the dark one

[grim crescent]

1000g I think

[lime wedge]

she leaves at 10 for aerobics

[ashen flume]

Nope thats aerobics day

[terse beacon]

I got here at 9:00

[gritty rose]

How do i get iridium?

[barren crown]

what do i do at the spirits eve festival

[small bison]

when you age straight up frukt jelly

[lime wedge]

oh then i might have gotten the timing wrong

[primal socket]

Ohh sorry lol. Vinegar is a combo of acetic acid and water made from a two step fermentation process

[lime wedge]

||skull cavern||

[ashen flume]

||skull caverns||

[grim crescent]

||skull cavern||

[lime wedge]

or randomly in the ||quarry||

[primal socket]

Very rare tho

[small bison]

or uhh

[ashen flume]

Oh spoiler ||quarry|| too

[lime wedge]

lol

[small bison]

||Year 3+, 4 candles, grandpa statue||

[gritty rose]

Like at what floor iridium starts to spawn

[boreal cargo]

psst, I think it's ||skull cavern||

[lime wedge]

^

[lime wedge]

XDDD

whispers totally

[boreal cargo]

No, you don't get it, it's at ||skull cavern||

[ashen flume]

Like atleast ||30+||

[dim tulip]

||I just really use the Statue of Perfection||

[small bison]

same

[ashen flume]

But those ||purple slimes|| could drop some

[lime wedge]

XDDD

[gritty rose]

Oh dam i can only get.to 10 they do alot of damage

[boreal cargo]

The guy doesn't know what clay farming is you expect him to have a ||statue of perfection?||

[lime wedge]

i think i just got it!

well no i cant cos its at the ||skull cavern||

nice one :D

[dim tulip]

1. Spoiler it

[small bison]

giant cauli when

[summer dragon]

how long does a tapper take?

[primal socket]

Usually 50 and up is a good place

[boreal cargo]

No, I'm pretty sure it's at ||skull cavern||

[gritty rose]

Yall talking about me?

[dim tulip]

2. I was saying another way to say

[lime wedge]

1% each day

[velvet tendon]

depends on the tree

[gritty rose]

I just made half a million from a farm i think im okay without clay farming

[ashen flume]

Holy shit thats the only thing im missing to actually complete my farm layout

[summer dragon]

oak?

[lime wedge]

not in mines

[ashen flume]

Everything is perfect EXCEPT FOR THE DAMN CAULIFLOWER

[summer dragon]

also how do i find a sturgeon?

[lime wedge]

9 - maple
7 - oak
5 - pine

[small bison]

.(

[ashen flume]

Summer Mountain lake

[gritty rose]

There's floors in || skull cavern|| too

[primal socket]

7-8 days

[lime wedge]

ik

[summer dragon]

damn

[ashen flume]

Wait didnt i reply to this already

[gritty rose]

Cauliflower is cool

[lime wedge]

^

[gritty rose]

Nein

[summer dragon]

is there qny way to get hops outside of growing it?

[boreal cargo]

I eat cauliflower all the time irl but in this game idec about it

[small bison]

travelling cart

[ashen flume]

Found it

[lime wedge]

||greenhouse?||

[grim crescent]

Traveling cart

[summer dragon]

need for that

[ashen flume]

.

[gritty rose]

🥞

[ashen flume]

Its right there

[lime wedge]

oh you dont have the seeds?

[summer dragon]

i do

[lime wedge]

messed up T_T

[ashen flume]

Just follow the reply chain

[lime wedge]

dont have the ||greenhouse||?

[gritty rose]

I get like 400 cauliflower a harvest

[summer dragon]

you need to grow some to unlock it

need pale ale

[lime wedge]

ah-

[gritty rose]

|| i love linus||

[lime wedge]

wait o-o do you

[lime wedge]

everyone knows

[gritty rose]

Fr?

[small bison]

best place for daffodils?

[lime wedge]

youve been infatuated with linus ever since day one

[summer dragon]

i like maru

[gritty rose]

Outside

[lime wedge]

so yes :>

[small bison]

where

[boreal cargo]

you could hope that pam sends you some but I wouldn't count on it.

[summer dragon]

she is cool

[primal socket]

Maru’s pre cool

[dim tulip]

Maru best gifts are out of this world

[lime wedge]

maru is nurse
and nurses are nice
and if shes a nurse that means she can take care of me when im sick
but she wont so theres no point :>

[summer dragon]

0 hearts

[gritty rose]

[grim crescent]

Am I the only one that thinks Eric should add a “weapon rack” and it functions like a dresser but it hold weapons?

[dim tulip]

Overrated

[summer dragon]

[primal socket]

That’d be cool

[gritty rose]

How

[ashen flume]

Definitely not the only one

[small bison]

dressr

[lime wedge]

dont listen!

[ashen flume]

I want a weapon rack

[lime wedge]

you are right abby indeed

[boreal cargo]

True.
I have one in my game, costs 50 wood and has 24 slots, looks a lot like a treasure chest.

[dim tulip]

Abigail is generic

[gritty rose]

Ill marry elliot then

[lime wedge]

that'd be cool yeah

[ashen flume]

Is there a mod for it

[gritty rose]

Naw

[dim tulip]

I feel like everyone likes her because purple hair and video games

[primal socket]

Her character is just “adventure”

[gritty rose]

Noo

[summer dragon]

im gonna marry maru

[lime wedge]

no she plays the flute

[summer dragon]

goth gf

[ashen flume]

She is but sometimes just going with the Classic generic option is comfortable

[boreal cargo]

Will eat your quartz

[gritty rose]

Goth mommy gf (jk)

[lime wedge]

and i love music

[grim crescent]

Yeah but since it functions like a dresser it hold infinite weapons so you only need one

[ashen flume]

And shes just easy af to befriend so i married her💀

[primal socket]

Honestly the only reason I liked her at first. Purple is my fav color

[hexed smelt]

Linus was never the same after returning from Jumanji.

[small bison]

she aint even goth, just modern alt

[lime wedge]

XDDDD

[gritty rose]

Smash

[boreal cargo]

"What year is it?"

[lime wedge]

thats too similar!

[ashen flume]

Omg i have a purple tailoring room

[primal socket]

Facts

[ashen flume]

Aka the rancher role room

[gritty rose]

I like abigail bc of her flute

[primal socket]

What’s that?

[ashen flume]

A room

[primal socket]

Where

[gritty rose]

When tou marry her she plays the flute its cool

[ashen flume]

Its purple and i tailor stuff in there

[primal socket]

Oh u mean irl?

[ashen flume]

In my house

[ashen flume]

Nope ingame

I posted it on #farms-and-outfits like yesterday

[gritty rose]

I named my chicken linus

[primal socket]

Ohh okok. Sorry I was confused lol. That’s cool tho can I see it?

[small bison]

im bombing pierre's store

[gritty rose]

I wish i could marry linus

[primal socket]

As u should

[ashen flume]

Sure can i reply to the original post and ping you in the channel?

[gritty rose]

I named my dog linus

[dim tulip]

The Communist Revolution of the Stardew Valley (2023)

[lime wedge]

?

[primal socket]

Yeah go for it

[boreal cargo]

We need a mod that allows us to bomb NPC homes and then have them replaced with someone cooler

[primal socket]

There honestly might be one

[gritty rose]

I will name the baby linus junior

[boreal cargo]

I'd nuke Clint, Lewis and Pierre the moment that happens

[small bison]

me after i murder sam bc i cant marry him (challenge rules)

[gritty rose]

I have 8 hearts with pierre lol

[boreal cargo]

give him clay

[lime wedge]

lol he hates clay

[boreal cargo]

exactly

[dim tulip]

I literally did nothing to Pierre other than save his shit shop

[gritty rose]

I gave him sashimi

[lime wedge]

1 time per day

[boreal cargo]

you just talk to them, it builds up over time

[ashen flume]

Okay, just did it!

[lime wedge]

you talk to them everyday

[hazy hemlock]

Give them gifts! Certain villagers like certain things more

[dim tulip]

And he still maintains the high prices

[ashen flume]

So animal crossing?

[lime wedge]

and gift them flowers

[boreal cargo]

too good for pierre, give him trash

[crude tapir]

you can talk to ppl once a day basically, it builds up after time and dont forget to gift them on their birthday eventually!

also W yuuji pfp

[lime wedge]

lol

[hazy hemlock]

You can gift them twice a week

[lime wedge]

itadori ftw

[lime wedge]

facts

[boreal cargo]

The best NPC to date is I don't make the rules

[lime wedge]

twice a week gift
talk - everyday

[gritty rose]

Good thing mushrooms grow too

[primal socket]

It’s super cute. Also I love || the krobus statue. I’ve been working on getting it ||

[lime wedge]

you cant lol

[lime wedge]

MODS

[gritty rose]

No mods here

[hazy hemlock]

Unfortunately you cannot do that (without mods)

[lime wedge]

wha-

noooooo

[boreal cargo]

Still wondering why we can divorce everyone but Caroline won't divorce her pos husband

[lime wedge]

this is cursed

id suggest play the game once without mods

[gritty rose]

This mod goes hard💯

[small bison]

SLINGSHOT YEEHAHAHAHAH

[lime wedge]

for the fun and getting a small idea

[primal socket]

Lmfao that’s amazing

[lime wedge]

bruh

[small bison]

peter griffin death pose grandpa better

[lime wedge]

||i need like 2 more points to get candle 4||

[gritty rose]

I have one better

[lime wedge]

trynna complete cc for that

[small bison]

friendships

[lime wedge]

AYO

[hazy hemlock]

[lime wedge]

naahhhhhh mate nahhhh

im going dang

[gritty rose]

Mods are wild

[dim tulip]

I want to know the man who did this scene

What the hell is the gramps bed

It's the worse bed I've seen in my life

[gritty rose]

The best one

[hazy hemlock]

I think he said he added it in last minute so that’s why it’s janky

[cold carbon]

the best mod

[gritty rose]

Okey i gotta go cya

[primal socket]

Cya

[brittle salmon]

what does favorite thing do

[cobalt hare]

It's what you think of when you get stardrops

[brittle salmon]

ohhh

ok

[chrome plover]

Yummy!

[distant sphinx]

typical clint behavior

[lime wedge]

opinion

[distant sphinx]

I like it

[lime wedge]

thanks

[distant sphinx]

empty tho

[lime wedge]

still working out how i want it so

[daring wadi]

Anybody ever tried stalling a villager that goes across town to his home at a late time until 2 a.m. and see if they pass out?

[chrome plover]

Put the blue on the table

[hexed smelt]

I've marinated meats in Coca Cola. Make a sweet glaze, and the carbolic acid tenderizes the meat.

[lime wedge]

a bit better?

[chrome plover]

Make a stir fry with coca cola

[lime wedge]

you cant do that
they wait for a bit and then run through you

[daring wadi]

Well if you stall them exactly up to the point where they run through you, you can reposition, cant you?

[distant sphinx]

that... actually is an idea

[summer dragon]

why cant i find a surgeon?

[lime wedge]

no they run at full speed until a new screen comes, they reach their destination or another npc walks in their path

[distant sphinx]

summer lake

[lime wedge]

the last one is the least probable

[distant sphinx]

or winter

[daring wadi]

There is harvey's clinic next to pi'erre's

[hazy sequoia]

that's the most horrific thing anyone has ever said in the history of the entire omniverse (on my way to try this rn)

[rigid cosmos]

Who’s an achievement hunter here I am trying to complete this game 100%

[lime wedge]

sturgeon the fish

[distant sphinx]

good luck with living hat

[daring wadi]

You said surgeon, dont blame me

[lime wedge]

lol

[lime wedge]

i didnt say it o-o

[rigid cosmos]

Why @distant sphinx

[lime wedge]

its very rare

ultra rare

[daring wadi]

Oh yeah you didnt say it

[distant sphinx]

yes

[daring wadi]

Someone else did

[lime wedge]

rarer than the thing ive been looking for the enitirity of my game :>

[summer dragon]

cant seem to find it

[lime wedge]

it just might be the rarest item

[daring wadi]

Its rarer to catch a sturgeon than to catch a surgeon(harvey)

[distant sphinx]

are you fishing before 7pm?

[summer dragon]

ye

[lime wedge]

harveys a doctor

not a surgeon
theres a difference
and a big one at that

[distant sphinx]

just keep trying then they're rarer than most other fish

[daring wadi]

Dont see how a "doctor" keeps you alive after you literally died in a cave surrounded by hungry slimes

[summer dragon]

does it need to be rainy?

[distant sphinx]

try to cast as far as possible from the shore

no

[summer dragon]

ok

[distant sphinx]

but it has increased chance

[gaunt gale]

You didn’t die but rather fell unconscious

[distant sphinx]

in rain

[lime wedge]

you fall unconscious

[cobalt hare]

you can catch sturgeon until 7pm

[summer dragon]

is it one that moves super fast?

[lime wedge]

cos you got beat up

[cobalt hare]

are you fishing in the mountain lake?

[lime wedge]

kinda

doopa :D hellooo

[distant sphinx]

yeah it's kinda fast

hi doopa

[lime wedge]

its always nice to meet people

[cobalt hare]

hey nan, hey chonker

[daring wadi]

Also btw, a good doctor is basically a surgeon

[primal socket]

Hi doopa :)

[lime wedge]

how are you doing today

[cobalt hare]

hello

[lime wedge]

no
you opt which type you want to become

[cobalt hare]

I'm a bit but doing well overall

how are you all?

[distant sphinx]

heergh

[hexed smelt]

LOL. It works pretty good on spareribs.

[daring wadi]

I would become a doctor ||of death||

[cobalt hare]

dr death sounds like a supervillain name

[hazy sequoia]

what about necessary ribs? i dont have any spare

[lime wedge]

im alright :D
thanks for asking

[distant sphinx]

you-

[daring wadi]

Well the doctor of death is also the name of a guy who did unhumanly experiments on war prisoners so yeah

[lime wedge]

youd be given imprisonment and taken off your doctor's license

[cobalt hare]

sounds about right

what's everyone doing in game?

[daring wadi]

The only pison i ever saw in the game was run by 2 old guys, so im gonna be fine

[lime wedge]

decorating the house :D
i love it
im currently making the house mine XD

how far have you gotten into the game?

[cobalt hare]

oh yay! make sure to drop a picture in #farms-and-outfits when you're ready

[daring wadi]

Im figuring out wether to make my entire farm an ancient fruit paradise or turn it into a town and have the houses be sheds, filled with stuff which i cant mention here but which would make me more money, for more effort

[distant sphinx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706633628851110048/975845564182855690/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[lime wedge]

in real life youd be sent to jail

[cobalt hare]

that's great, congrats! also, it's against the channel spoiler rules to mention anything post cc

[lime wedge]

interior too?
well my farm on the outside doesnt look that good
im decorating the farmhouse

sorry for the ping :o

[primal socket]

Ohhh shit. Sorry. I just thought it was good as long as it had the spoiler thing

[cobalt hare]

sure, any part of it!

[lime wedge]

oh cool

[white basalt]

is the lava katana worth buying?

or no?

[lime wedge]

if youre struggling yes

[cobalt hare]

it happens, no worries

[distant sphinx]

only if you're struggling in sc with the obsidian edge or don't have a galaxy sword

[cobalt hare]

it depends, do you have a prismatic shard?

[white basalt]

wot is a galxy sword?

[lime wedge]

i am not cos i am pretty sure ill get the best sword TvT
but uhhhhh its taking a while

[white basalt]

how do i get those

[storm gazelle]

a sword

[lime wedge]

basically em rn

[hexed smelt]

🤣 That is a horrible pun. I'm going to have to remember it so I can steal it.

[distant sphinx]

||stand between the 3 pillars in the desert with a prismatic shard||

[lime wedge]

galaxy sword is the best sword

[white basalt]

wow

[white basalt]

ohhh oki i have a prismatic shard

[lime wedge]

what- how o-o

[white basalt]

idk i was in the mines

and smthg dropped it

[lime wedge]

im the only one who doesnt TAT

[white basalt]

i think a bat

[lime wedge]

yo thats sooo lucky

[chrome plover]

how get green hat

[lime wedge]

yes

[primal socket]

Not true

[distant sphinx]

there's a lot of green hats

[spiral tartan]

im year 2 and havent got one yet

[lime wedge]

best sword

not weapon

[hazy sequoia]

i'm a dad in the making (i'm incredibly lonely and am becoming a danger to myself)

[primal socket]

There’s a better one

[distant sphinx]

shshshshsshshshsh

[lime wedge]

wait its the second best sorry my bad

[chrome plover]

the one that is cooler than trash can hat

[distant sphinx]

subjective

[dim tulip]

||Galaxy Hammer my beloved||

[chrome plover]

grass hat how get

[spiral tartan]

wiki look up

[distant sphinx]

0.001% chance from cutting weeds

[lime wedge]

[distant sphinx]

or 10x less rare from killing wilderness golems

[chrome plover]

tf is a wilderness golem

[distant sphinx]

similar to the ones in the mines

but they spawn in your farm

[lime wedge]

wha

[chrome plover]

oh the wild farm

[distant sphinx]

yes

or [post cc]

[lime wedge]

which frm

[distant sphinx]

wilderness farm

[primal socket]

Can’t u enable monsters spawning on ur farm before u start ur game?

[lime wedge]

dont talk abt it here then

[distant sphinx]

or any farm with previously stated [post cc]

[lime wedge]

yee u can

id play normal first

[distant sphinx]

yes effectively removing the purpose of wilderness farm other than the starting house decor and ✨ aesthetic ✨

[noble bluff]

That it should take 20% of animal products or that the crops are worth 10% more

???

[distant sphinx]

tiller

the crop one

[cobalt hare]

qwaden

[primal socket]

I love the starter house for the wilderness farm. I absolutely hate the monsters tho. They’re so annoying

[hexed smelt]

Short ents.

[cobalt hare]

you can turn them off! starter options

[noble bluff]

that 20% of animal products is better or that crops are worth 10% more?

[primal socket]

I consider that cheating tho lol

[distant sphinx]

post cc aaaa read the pins

[primal socket]

Already did. I did that asap lol

[hexed smelt]

Does the wilderness farmhouse look different inside? I've never seen it.

[hazy sequoia]

i added spoiler tag

[chrome plover]

Expensive salad "The traveling cart is useful"

[hazy sequoia]

ohh wait it happens after cc

gotcha

[distant sphinx]

yeah it has boarded up windows and a decoration thing with different monsters on a string

[primal socket]

My fav starter house tbh

[distant sphinx]

the cactus in the corner looks so out of place lol

[cobalt hare]

I can see your point, nothing wrong with either option imo

[hexed smelt]

Interesting. Pretty much says that grandpa was a wackjob, but still ...

[primal socket]

It rlly does

[distant sphinx]

I'd board up my windows too if weird humanoids kept popping out of the ground in the middle of the night

[cobalt hare]

tiller - crops worth more

[noble bluff]

ok

[cobalt hare]

it leads to artisan, which is the best perk in game imo

[hexed smelt]

Reminds me of the shotgun shack my uncle's father-in-law lived in. He'd literally get drunk and shoot his guns in the house.

[bitter lintel]

lol

[cobalt hare]

madness

[terse beacon]

How high does the affection have to be for rabbits to drop rabbits feet?

[chrome plover]

Animals are stupid

[hexed smelt]

Mostly starts happening at 2-3 hearts, but could be earlier.

[cobalt hare]

it's luck based too, unfortunately

[small bison]

what are the best crops to sell outright? (without processing )

[lime wedge]

which chair do you guys prefer

[small bison]

lower

[cobalt hare]

the top one

[cobalt hare]

I believe it's starfruit

No sweet gem berry

[cobalt hare]

sweet gem berries

[crimson zephyr]

What's that thing next to my fishing pole? It's only there when reeling in a fish

[cobalt hare]

if you consider them crops, but they do grow so

[terse beacon]

Ancient fruit

[lime wedge]

right i was thinking that the seat looks smooth and comfortable

[small bison]

doesnt that take a long time?

[crimson zephyr]

24 days

[cobalt hare]

affirmative

[primal socket]

It’s the happiness level that allows them to drop. But it’s only every 4 days it has a 5% chance iirc

[terse beacon]

Aight thx

[small bison]

i'll do some wiki scouring

[cobalt hare]

I like the colours a bit more. they are almost identical though kek

[hexed smelt]

Cranberries.

[cobalt hare]

blueberries are good too

[wraith dawn]

[chrome plover]

Blue jazz

[small bison]

does joja sell blueberries?

[lime wedge]

if im going with colour, oak table would suit this rather than walnut

[hexed smelt]

Those all get made into lucky lunches. LOL

[chrome plover]

Blue jazz is better

[small bison]

blue jazz = spring.
blueberries = summer

im on spring 20, im planning for summer crops

[cobalt hare]

yesss

[chrome plover]

Bok choy = fall

[hexed smelt]

Blueberries

[wraith dawn]

Anything that regrows is better tbh

[small bison]

my question stands.

[cobalt hare]

they do in summer I believe

[lime wedge]

or we can do this
mahogany tea table

[cobalt hare]

I like it!

[hexed smelt]

Better

[lime wedge]

:>

[rich sorrel]

MELON

[primal socket]

The wiki says no

[small bison]

drat.

melons it is

[primal socket]

Traveling cart does tho

[lime wedge]

btw doopa since youre here just wanted to show you my bedroom

here it is :D

[wraith dawn]

Goat cheese

[uncut axle]

Will i see events in second year like first year

[lime wedge]

yup

welcome btw

[uncut axle]

Ty man

[lime wedge]

no problem

[rich sorrel]

Sold my first today

[uncut axle]

İs it fun like first year u think.

[gloomy solstice]

Probably

You have a lot more choices during flower dance and luau

[lime wedge]

it gets repetitive
but it still can be fun

[polar saffron]

im having problems with multiplayer

my friend dosent see the invite code option

[primal socket]

All the events are fun but over time they do get kinda boring. To me anyways. Experiencing things for the first time always hits different

[polar saffron]

we got the game through pc gamepass and downloaded it

[cobalt hare]

aaa it's so nice

[outer zodiac]

Yo

Where tf do I ship my wheat to

[vital mirage]

Me bbg

[lime wedge]

thank you

[outer zodiac]

But where

For wuest

[astral crest]

after i unlocked the desert with the bundle, when can i use the bus?

[uncut axle]

So will i only see same events with small differences thats all?

[hazy sequoia]

the night after. also check pins, this should have a spoiler

[astral crest]

pins?

[cobalt hare]

shipping bin

[primal socket]

There are no differences in the events over the years