stardew-valley

[rich sorrel]

Give me like 20 min to wake up and get some work done okie

[boreal cargo]

The sheer amount of coffee to harvest is breaking my sanity though

and to think I have to keg it all...

Why's coffee a bean directly on harvest and not a fruit that you have to get the bean out of

[gloomy solstice]

Don't question it

[balmy mist]

Which trees should I put one on?

[gloomy solstice]

Considering you can eat bug meat and not die or get food poisoning

I think coffee beans not making sense is

[rich sorrel]

Oak is very helpful for some crafting recipe

[gloomy solstice]

Oak and maple, should probably focus on oak

[dense lintel]

I like how the monsters just leave you alone once they do enough damage to knock you unconscious

[hybrid dust]

should i only go out mining when i have luck in fortune teller?

[dense lintel]

yes

[pastel monolith]

They only wanna see ur downfall (literally)

[hybrid dust]

so if i have no luck, i should go out fishing instead?

[gloomy solstice]

Yes

[pastel monolith]

If u like me u jus say fuck it no matter what 🗣️

[gloomy solstice]

Or wood chopping

[dense lintel]

not to mention the fact that they carry you all the way back up to the entrance where other npcs can find you

[dense lintel]

[pastel monolith]

And ROB YOU

It’s so rude

[dense lintel]

I'm pretty sure that's just the npcs

[pastel monolith]

And I can only get ONE thing back and it’s always my ddddddamn sword

[gloomy solstice]

Should I upgrade my farmhouse before winter

[dense lintel]

oh yeah

[gloomy solstice]

Or should I use all that wood for kegs

[dense lintel]

that I forgor about

[dense lintel]

you wanna marry right?

[gloomy solstice]

Yea

[pastel monolith]

Bc what are the monsters doing robbing me

[gloomy solstice]

Eventually

[dense lintel]

also you will need a few cooking recipes for the cc so why not

[gloomy solstice]

Haley is my bae

[pastel monolith]

I love Haley

[gloomy solstice]

Is it more important or less important than mass producing kegs?

[pastel monolith]

I give her all my flowers

[gloomy solstice]

Upgrading a house I mean

[pastel monolith]

Hmmmmm

I feel like I get a lot done with my un-upgraded abode

[dense lintel]

less tbh

[light field]

why does any one want a SLIME pond?

[dense lintel]

I just get the cookout kit for the recipes but that's not realistic for most people since not a lot of people are foraging level 9 by like fall

[gloomy solstice]

Time to spam kegs first then

My foraging is level 7 I think

Close to level 8

What deforestation does to a mf

[pastel monolith]

U can do a lot with slime

[light field]

like what

[pastel monolith]

Foraging is so fun i love to run around town and steal things off the floor

[gloomy solstice]

Can't wait till I adopt kids with Haley

And Leah and Abigail

[dense lintel]

yeah but it takes a lot of that to get to level 9

[grim nimbus]

abigail uWOOoGHhghH

[pastel monolith]

U can sell it or use it in recipes

[dense lintel]

fastest way is planting the foraging seeds

[distant sphinx]

What-

[pastel monolith]

Damn I b throwin those seeds in my chests

[gloomy solstice]

Abigail is only there cuz I like the fact that she's related to the wizard

And considering the MC has some kind of affinity to magic

[dense lintel]

they are very useful actually

foraging exp and tea saplings

[pastel monolith]

Oooooooooo

So smart

[dense lintel]

@pastel monolith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oomAYS1GnQ

[dull crest]

Can i make wheat flour?

[dense lintel]

this has the math comparing tea sapling to just selling the foragables or the seed packs

[dense lintel]

yes

put wheat in a mill

[dull crest]

How?

Ohh

I need to get a mill then

[dense lintel]

you can build a mill by telling robin to do it

[pastel monolith]

Why is Caroline here 😭

[gloomy solstice]

Is a mill worth it

Or should I delay it

[dense lintel]

because you get the recipe from her

[pastel monolith]

SHE GIVE U STUFF ?

[dense lintel]

it sucks

[pastel monolith]

I never rlly talk to her that much

[dense lintel]

just buy the wheat and rice tbh

[gloomy solstice]

I have unmilled rice

A monster dropped seeds a while back and I harvested it

[dense lintel]

sell it?

[gloomy solstice]

Oh right aren't I supposed to throw it into a mill

[cobalt hare]

yesss

[gloomy solstice]

Or throw it into something first

To get more value

[pastel monolith]

How many hearts do you need to ||use Emily’s sewing machine||?

[dense lintel]

I mean if you wanna invest in a mill

[grim nimbus]

selling it is like piss poor though i have mine stocked as well, if ever i'll build a mill lol

[dense lintel]

you need to find a piece of cloth

[gloomy solstice]

You just need to own a piece of cloth

[dense lintel]

no heart requirements

[gloomy solstice]

Its optional though right

[pastel monolith]

Oh I thought you had to be good enough friends with her 🥲

I’ve been waiting this whole time 🥲

[dense lintel]

yes

[granite token]

I need cloth!!! my character looks like a trash clown

[gloomy solstice]

I need more cloth too tbh

[granite token]

is there a goat wool? i cant find any cloth

[dense lintel]

a lot of things are optional tbh

[gloomy solstice]

I want to make a long dress

To compliment my bikini top

[dense lintel]

sunflower with cloth

or fairy rose with cloth

in the sewing machine

[gloomy solstice]

I don't have cloth 🥹

Emily never gave me any again for months

[balmy mist]

My partner is using the trash can shirt, and I want to craft him the hay skirt

[dense lintel]

you can make yours iirc

wool and that machine

forgor the name

[gloomy solstice]

Yeah but I don't have a sheep yet

[dense lintel]

loom!

rabbits give wool too

[gloomy solstice]

I also don't have a rabbit

[dense lintel]

get a rabbit

[cobalt hare]

Get soggy newspapers and put them in a recycling machine, you have a chance to get cloth there

[dense lintel]

build another coop and transfer your chickens

[dim tulip]

How comes there's a Wool deficit on the Valley yet Marnie sells sheeps?

[dense lintel]

so you don't have to sell them

[crude tapir]

new pfp

[dense lintel]

yes.

[gloomy solstice]

I don't have a deluxe coop

[gloomy solstice]

O good idea

Time to waste energy

[granite token]

LMAOOOO i really thought coop thing is for co-op (multiplayer) barn thing

[granite token]

that's why i didn't build coop

now i cry

[cobalt hare]

It's kinda rare to get cloth that way but a good source of torches lmao, dw though you'll get the cloth eventually

[gloomy solstice]

I have excess energy anyways

Might as well as put it to good use by fishing up garbage

[dense lintel]

get one

[gloomy solstice]

But

[granite token]

i wish there's a diary in SDV so that whenever I open the game, I will know what things that I should do there

[gloomy solstice]

I want to make kegs and upgrade my house

[dense lintel]

fair

[dense lintel]

to-dew list mod

[granite token]

if i add mod, i can't play with my friends that has SDV without mod?

i uhh don't want to install any mods yet.

[grim nimbus]

can u even dupe saves in this game

[brazen linden]

You can, however there's some mods that can cause issues when its on co op

I think there's like a command here showing what the mods are compatible but do go to #archived-modded-support for that

[dense lintel]

your pfp reminds me of this wait

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-insane-cat-something-devilish-has-been-brewing-withing-me-for-years-on-end-gif-25309862

this

[brazen linden]

How many memes have you saved

[sinful eagle]

"please return when the driver is present" whot is it

[dense lintel]

pam

[sinful eagle]

wat pam

[brazen linden]

Pam goes to the bus at like 10:30

And leaves at 5pm

[sinful eagle]

ohhhh

oke oke

also

what does quarry do

[turbid sparrow]

walleye is a fall fish?

[brazen linden]

That's a reward bundle so can't really say it here, but to put it simply ||It's a land that's filled with ores, stones and trees||

[dense lintel]

yes

it is caught in fall during the rain

[sinful eagle]

i unlocked it

what to do with it?

[brazen linden]

Ah.. it's normally not that useful anyways and some players use it for extra space

So yeh

[sinful eagle]

oh

just gonna fill it with kegs

thanks

[nimble wing]

How to repair bus to Calico desert

[sinful eagle]

the vault from community center

45,000 gold i think

at what level can i get iridium at skull cavern?

[remote blaze]

how do i put a lure on a rod?

[grim nimbus]

select the item in inventory (left click/a/circle) then hover over the rod and equip it (right click/y/square)

[autumn plinth]

Hello! I just started this game. Any common new farmer mistakes to avoid?

[sterile finch]

buy parsnip with all your money in first day

you wil get already 25 in your house

than buy potato with all your money in 6th of spring

than sell potatos buy starberrys in 13th

[brazen linden]

Welcome to Stardew! Do enjoy this game however you like and remember that sdv is a timeless game! My big suggestion to avoid is using up all your energy, in the early stages you can barely do a lot of things

Also don't avoid npc's, they're one of the vital things that makes stardew so special compare to other farming counterparts. give them gifts, interact with their cutscenes, and just overall fun

[scenic monolith]

uh oh, i think i messed something up! i used my pickaxe on the soil, in my greenhouse, to switch to a different fertilizer, and now it's as if there is no dirt there. I can't water, plant, or fertilize the area i used my pickaxe on. did i break my game?

[sinful eagle]

how can i get iridium in skull cavern?

[dim tulip]

||The quarry?||

[sinful eagle]

ya

[scenic monolith]

lets pretend i slept already 😭

[dim tulip]

||Did you get the golden Scythe?||

[autumn plinth]

Thank you so much!

[sinful eagle]

oh where

[dim tulip]

||Inside the quarry cave||

[sinful eagle]

oh lemme get that

[dim tulip]

Prepare a good weapon

||Some spongy monsters in there||

||And HP restore too||

[scenic monolith]

Okay, i mined up some soil spots in my greenhouse, and slept, and the soil spots are still gone. Anyone know how to fix this?

[rich sorrel]

Do you try hoeing the dirt?

[scenic monolith]

ooo no, i didnt even think about that. so basic. thank you!

[sinful eagle]

got it thanks

[rich sorrel]

No prob

[sinful eagle]

didnt notice a cave in ||quarry||

||anyways how to get iridium in skull cavern?||

[sterile finch]

you need to go deep

iridiums spawn change increase with depth

[sinful eagle]

how do i prepare for it?

[dim tulip]

Weapon

||Spicy eel||

[sterile finch]

get a good weapon and a lot of food (i am prefer salad)

[dim tulip]

||And lots of energy recover itens||

[dim tulip]

||Spicy Eel gives a luck and speed boost||

So it's my preferred

[sterile finch]

salad is so cheap and you can buy it so i am lazy for it

[dim tulip]

||Also, do you have a Galaxy Sword or a prismatic shard hanging around?||

[sinful eagle]

got|| 2 prismatic||

but no ||galaxy sword||

[sterile finch]

did you learn dwarf language?

[sinful eagle]

yap

[rich sorrel]

This is a good conversation for #stardew-spoilers

[sterile finch]

go to graveyard and read stones

[sinful eagle]

interesting

[granite token]

how to make basic wine? can u turn grapes to wine?

👁️👄👁️

i have upgraded my house and have a basement that has a lot of casks.

[rich sorrel]

Just any fruit in kegs

And veggies make juice, not as good but sometimes easyer

[sinful eagle]

lmao thanks got it

[sterile finch]

Ur welcome

[verbal holly]

are you meant to unlock the community house early in game?

[frigid hatch]

Not necessarily

[verbal holly]

ok cuz i unlocked it in fall year 1

[frigid hatch]

That's not bad

Just moves you along faster

[verbal holly]

some people said it was first days

and that made me confused cuz i unlocked it like 2 game months later

[frigid hatch]

No

Wait do you mean you finished it or unlocked it

[verbal holly]

unlocked

[frigid hatch]

Oh that's not right

[verbal holly]

it was locked until fall

in fall i got it unlocked at first

[frigid hatch]

Your supposed to get it on day 6 or 5 I think

Gtg

[soft whale]

urmm guys how long does it tak for spring to end? is it the first mounth end or multipull and how manny?

[verbal holly]

28 days all months are 28 days

[soft whale]

WAIT

Im in the first month

and tomorow is 28 day does that mean its not spring anymore?

[grim nimbus]

no

day after 28

[soft whale]

so i have 2 days left

....

[grim nimbus]

is next season

yea if you're in 27 right now

[soft whale]

im in 27

WAIT SO STARDEW VALLEY HAS ONLY 4 MONTHS?!

[grim nimbus]

how many furnaces do u guys make

[verbal holly]

i have 1 that i never used

[grim nimbus]

want to make many for faster bars but i feel like it's inefficient

[shrewd crystal]

4-8

[grim nimbus]

ok ty

[distant sphinx]

I usually start with 1-4 and end with an entire shed

[verbal holly]

i made it for the quest

[grim nimbus]

hm... is it worth getting a shed before all other farmhouse upgrades? i haven't done any yet but i mine a lot so i can set sprinklers up

[distant sphinx]

It's not that bad. You could always restart the day or pay the adventurer's guild to retrieve lost items

[verbal holly]

i go to bed at 6-7 in game usually

sometimes later

[sinful eagle]

best barn animal?

[distant sphinx]

Eh sheds aren't really useful until later in the game when you can put stuff like kegs in them. Even then you could always put the sheds around town

[distant sphinx]

For money?

[grim nimbus]

i see. i'm also starting to work on kegs for upcoming winter--they're ok to leave outside right?

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[verbal holly]

i still do that but now mostly if i need stone or wood and dont wanna go around the whole map

[sinful eagle]

hmmmmmmmmm

for food

[distant sphinx]

Cows for daily cheese

[sinful eagle]

oki thanks

also where should i use my iridium bars first?

tools? sprinklers? crystalium?

[shrewd crystal]

At least from that list, tools IMO

[distant sphinx]

Tools and sprinklers

[sinful eagle]

oke oke

[dense lintel]

chonker

[distant sphinx]

Looking dapper pika

[dense lintel]

thanks

[distant sphinx]

What was dat 👀

[dense lintel]

is the video working for you?

[rich sorrel]

No

[dense lintel]

does discord just hate me

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[dense lintel]

hmm

[grim nimbus]

also how good is cooking in y1 btw

is it better than just buying salads

[distant sphinx]

Salad better

And cheese

[scenic monolith]

i don't remember who was saying that basements aren't worth it for wine, but I like the "set it, and forget it" aspect of them

wish i could post a pic of my set-up on here. completely full basement

[distant sphinx]

#images-and-memes

[scenic monolith]

#images-and-memes message

done

[distant sphinx]

It works

[dense lintel]

just had to force it to download directly in mp4

i got some error saying the best format isn't available or something and it downloaded it in mkv which discord wasn't giving an option to play

so i tried converting it to a mp4 by renaming it

didn't work

[granite token]

thanks!! ❤️

[rich sorrel]

Np

[granite token]

is hammer better than sword to use?

[distant sphinx]

I prefer hammer

[dense lintel]

if you use the hammer bug

[distant sphinx]

Really up to preference

[granite token]

hammer bug?

[dense lintel]

brb

[rich sorrel]

Like chonker said its preference, ik hammer can be better but I prefer swords

[granite token]

bug in hammer caught my attention 👀

tree imo. we need hardwoods 😭

[dense lintel]

back

[granite token]

now tell me about hammer bug, pikachu 😂

[dense lintel]

I AM NOT PIKACHU

[rich sorrel]

💀.

[rich sorrel]

Sounds like something pikachu would say ngl

[sterile finch]

anyone want to play chess?

[dense lintel]

sure

as long as you are not like 2100

[sterile finch]

no im new

[dense lintel]

reset the day and retry

[crude tapir]

pikachu

[dense lintel]

#stardrop-arcade

[dim palm]

yea

[distant sphinx]

PAMRHYAGHRHAHHDHHA

[crude tapir]

PIVNUODCSMSEKL

[dim palm]

didn't know that was a spoiler

[distant sphinx]

If that was true I would've been banned a long time ago lol

[crude tapir]

i just sent an application pls pray they accept me 😔 🙏

[dim palm]

mb

[granite token]

[whole onyx]

Knock knock

[granite token]

[whole onyx]

Youre supposed to say who’s there

[granite token]

[whole onyx]

Guess who’s outside your house

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-melon-balls-army-watermelon-gif-18860709

The melon army is coming for you

[granite token]

[last wigeon]

nice I didnt ate my dinner too

[soft whale]

Were is mayor pants?

the purple ugly pants?

[mystic jasper]

||Marnie's house||

[modern heart]

How do you get battery packs my rod never made any

[jovial ruin]

😶

[valid sleet]

you need a lightning storm

[foggy canopy]

Hello chat

yup and you get it on the next day

[jovial ruin]

can sumtimes buy in travelling tavern at the forest by the lake

[foggy canopy]

also, make sure it's storm, not just rain

[jovial ruin]

yus

u need iridium ore

[modern heart]

Ah okay also maybe it was in a bad spot

[valid sleet]

crafting recipe unlocks and farming 9 i think

[foggy canopy]

oh they're really hard to get

[jovial ruin]

the rod collects lightning and makes battery packs

[foggy canopy]

you also can purchase them from ||Krobus|| on Fridays

[valid sleet]

not really

[foggy canopy]

depends tbh

[valid sleet]

spoiler

[foggy canopy]

my bad!

oh, nope

[valid sleet]

||when you unlock the sewers||

[latent thistle]

The train occasionally drops items. Its good to go check it out

You can go anytime on the day the train passes

[valid sleet]

do that

youll get the ||sewer key and krobus is down there||

[brave sandal]

if i’m married what happens if i choose someone else as my dance partner at the flower dance

[valid sleet]

idk

[vital shadow]

my wifi is finally back

[latent thistle]

Nothing

[jovial ruin]

cheating ig

[vital shadow]

only took 12 hours

[sinful eagle]

good animals for coop?

[latent thistle]

Its not considered a romantic interaction

[sinful eagle]

aside from chickens

[vital shadow]

man's household boutta be flipped upside down

[sinful eagle]

cheater

[latent thistle]

Bunnies

[jovial ruin]

O

[brave sandal]

I like elliot more than sam

[latent thistle]

They drop wool and rabbits foot

[sinful eagle]

haley gang btw

[valid sleet]

rabbit

[sinful eagle]

good charac development

[valid sleet]

YES

[sinful eagle]

oke rabbit then

i simp for blonde

[vital shadow]

ew Haley

Leah better

and modded, Sophia

[dim palm]

||i finished skull cavern at 4pm 😻||

[latent thistle]

[sinful eagle]

[valid sleet]

||how do you finish skull caverns what||

[latent thistle]

I think they mean reached lvl100

[dim palm]

yeah

[latent thistle]

It has no bottom

[valid sleet]

oh okay

[vital shadow]

oh.

unrealistic game, refunding money rn

Jodi?

[latent thistle]

You mean robin

[versed ravine]

4k is not a lot later game!!!

[valid sleet]

jodi 😭

[valid sleet]

4k is next to nothing

[vital shadow]

Jodi is lowkey the 2nd most boring character in the game

[versed ravine]

i say later game but year 2-3 is where you earn tons without trying

[vital shadow]

like lowkey I don't even see her in town💀

[valid sleet]

i have like 17 mil current funds

[latent thistle]

No need to yell lol

[versed ravine]

i feel like i barely see maru

[sinful eagle]

how to get cheese from cow

wtf

[latent thistle]

She has a busy schedule

[vital shadow]

cheese press

[latent thistle]

Cheese press

[sinful eagle]

i need milk first?

[valid sleet]

get milk with the bucket and then put into cheese press

[dim palm]

you don't like abigail??

[vital shadow]

yeah

[dim palm]

you buy a bucket from marley

[valid sleet]

abigail is chill but haley is my beloved

[latent thistle]

Yeah. Buy a pale from marnie

[vital shadow]

if I finish jojamart route, can I please set the jojamart on fire

[grim nimbus]

i can fix them

[dim palm]

why tho

[valid sleet]

no

[neat copper]

Primatic shard question. I found one, used it for the ||awesome sword|| that I think is a spoiler. I just found another. Is there anything I need this one for or can I give it to the museum?

[dim palm]

why would u do joja route

[valid sleet]

donate the second one

[vital shadow]

Haley is the definition of a girl who has more plastic inside her than braincells in her brain

[vital shadow]

curiosity

[neat copper]

Awesome, thank you!

[valid sleet]

nooooo

[vital shadow]

fuck Morris tho

[latent thistle]

They have other uses but you can give it to museum. You will find more

[valid sleet]

dont diss my wife

[vital shadow]

Pierre is an angel done no wrong compared to this thing

[clever spire]

u like pierre and not haley

sum not adding up fr

[gray olive]

She has a big evolution of personality

[valid sleet]

thats kinda hot tho like 😏

[hollow harbor]

Guys

[clever spire]

no whaaaat

that’s a big stretch

[hollow harbor]

Is there an mmo game similar to stardew valley

[dim palm]

ok haley that abigail that but what do u guys thinking about about alex??

[vital shadow]

Pierre is just an absent father, who's shop is more important to him than his own family

[valid sleet]

eh alex is okay

[clever spire]

pierre also lies about where he gets crops claiming it’s his instead of saying we sold it to him 💀

[dim palm]

he doesn't care abt customers just money. average capitalist

[latent thistle]

Pierre is a dick

[gray olive]

Idk he is kinda boring

[vital shadow]

LMAO

[vital shadow]

💀

[dim palm]

i love him

[valid sleet]

and this is why i go joja route

[latent thistle]

I don't vibe with Alex. He ok as a friend

[clever spire]

and that’s why i go neither and get a mod to buy crops from other ppl 💀

[latent thistle]

Or friendly acquaintance

[vital shadow]

both shop owners suck

[valid sleet]

what about stuff like ||greenhouse and bus||

[clever spire]

plus that shop doesn’t close on wednesday unlike pierre

[hollow harbor]

It's their own way of expressing love

[vital shadow]

Alex lowkey deserves to run into a trashcan

[valid sleet]

how you gonna do the late game stuff

[vital shadow]

he asks you how it is to be pregnant

[hollow harbor]

They're trying to play hard to get

Makes it more fulfilling

[dim palm]

wait fr??

[vital shadow]

I kinda love how in this game, literally everyone has their own cross to handle, and we're here to make things better

[valid sleet]

fr

[vital shadow]

Clint loves Emily

[dim palm]

wdym clint's kinda weird? are u ok?

[crisp karma]

Heh?

[vital shadow]

also

[foggy canopy]

everything is off abt Clint!

[vital shadow]

quoting my friend "Clint is an incel"

[foggy canopy]

he's just a creep

[valid sleet]

frfr

[granite token]

[clever spire]

clint is a reddit mod fr

[foggy canopy]

at least he has a real job

[dim tulip]

.... Lots of small events happens at your front door

[valid sleet]

nah thats sebastian

[crisp karma]

Why can’t i use that as an argument to why Demetrius is not good

[dim tulip]

Manly to tell something

[clever spire]

no seb does shit like tumblr

seb is def a tumblr kid

[crisp karma]

He’s just shy

[valid sleet]

ahhh got you

[vital shadow]

that's just to say "hey dude in case you're stupid, we're reminding you that you're going the right way"

[dim tulip]

Absent Father Nº 2

[clever spire]

100% lmfaooo

he writes angsty poems on tumblr and they eat it up

[vital shadow]

fr

[valid sleet]

maru too

[clever spire]

maru

[vital shadow]

Maru moment

[clever spire]

but i get what u mean

[valid sleet]

also me 😎

[vital shadow]

also, if you(a white person) date a white bachelorette,
there's a chance your baby will turn out black

so...

[valid sleet]

only if adopted right?

[clever spire]

is that real 😭

[vital shadow]

no

pregnancy too

iirc

[vital shadow]

pretty sure

[clever spire]

ok i need proof b4 i believe u 💀

[valid sleet]

oh okay

[vital shadow]

I'm speedrunning marriage anyway

give me a second

[dim tulip]

Remember, the right way is the Penny way

[valid sleet]

get the house renovations

theyre free

[clever spire]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/9876

[valid sleet]

and add more room

[clever spire]

this is what my maru looks like

love her 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[dim tulip]

I'm going to get both the decoration catalog first

[vital shadow]

Penny just does stardrops on the side

[valid sleet]

but theyre free

[dim tulip]

But the catalog costs like, 200k

[vital shadow]

also you can get 2 extra rooms for free

[sinful eagle]

what to do with other primsatic shard?

i have like 5 i think

[valid sleet]

ik but you can do the renovations for free, might as well just do it

[vital shadow]

and make bedroom and living room connected

you can mod switch iirc

[valid sleet]

exactly thats what im saying

[crude tapir]

LUCYYYY 🫶 🫶

[vital shadow]

house renovations are all at a grand total of 0g and 0 time to make

they appear instantly

[valid sleet]

yes

[clever spire]

and also i have a mod that makes leah black she’s so fucking pretty i love her so much

[dim tulip]

||I will wait the Project Star Wine be a success||

[valid sleet]

and you can remove them if you want

[valid sleet]

okau

[vital shadow]

send screenshot

[dim tulip]

I need to calculate the profit

[valid sleet]

FR MY IRL SKIN TONE IS INBETWEEN TWO OF THEM AND IT THROWS ME OFF

[vital shadow]

I prefer the white girl ngl

[lucid oriole]

Is there anything I can do with higher quality milk that is worth keeping stock of it or should I be turning most of it into cheese?

[clever spire]

HIIIIII

[vital shadow]

yea

as a standalone character she'd be awesome

[valid sleet]

yea thats fair

[vital shadow]

but not as Leah

[dim palm]

i got 98 iridium ore

[clever spire]

true but i can live without leah lmfaoo

[wraith dawn]

Yalls should take modded talk to mod channel and let the newbies ask questions in here cuz yalls just trained over it

[mortal basalt]

That’s not what I’m Mobile Sadge

[valid sleet]

YES I CAN NEVER TELL WHOS WHO

[vital shadow]

fair sorry

lol

[valid sleet]

sorry

also hi tina

[clever spire]

we can talk about mods here

it’s not forbidden

[wraith dawn]

Higher quality milk = higher quality cheese

[wraith dawn]

Ye but the newbie was completely trainrailed

[vital shadow]

same💀

[mortal basalt]

Just let it be lol

[clever spire]

also i have a theory CA likes gingers cuz ain’t no way

[mortal basalt]

Make all channel alive is good

No need to be very strict or something else idk

[lucid oriole]

Larger milk is higher quality cheese. The star quality makes do difference.

[mortal basalt]

Go back to your farm and take it

Or reset the day

[pure ibex]

I hate Sam too

[mortal basalt]

Lol

[wraith dawn]

Jahfhaisjahdvsha j always forget about the size thing

[rich sorrel]

Tianaaaaaaaaaa

[pure ibex]

o

[clever spire]

i don’t like sam either he feels too young to me

[dim palm]

NO

[rich sorrel]

[clever spire]

like an actual teenager and that’s ew

[wraith dawn]

Stat wuisloth helps with aging faster

[mortal basalt]

1:50 sleep and almost die

[wraith dawn]

Huggles

[valid sleet]

oof

[rich sorrel]

I'm so eepy

[wraith dawn]

Same tbh

[dim palm]

ok but im a teenager too so we're good no?

[mortal basalt]

Lucky me using green totem on 1:40 and sleep at 1:50

[pure ibex]

im not into guys in general so Sam is not a problem, but Maru is

[mortal basalt]

Close call ever

[clever spire]

fair lol i’m 20 so that’s

[lucid oriole]

My cows started giving me iridium quality milk and I’m wondering if there is anything else I should be doing with it besides turning into cheese that would benefit from the higher quality

[rich sorrel]

This has a lot of spoilers, I would move it to #stardew-spoilers

[wraith dawn]

Age the cheese

[dim palm]

maru and penny feel like toddlers to me idk

[valid sleet]

ah yes: she the cheese

[clever spire]

yes he def is one of the older bachelors

[valid sleet]

nah thats some cap

[pure ibex]

i picture almost everyone mid 20s, except Maru, Hailey and Sam

[vital shadow]

Harvey is like in his 40s right?

[valid sleet]

yeah i picture haley like 18 or 19

[clever spire]

he is not in his 40s lol

[wraith dawn]

I try not to think of any of their ages

[vital shadow]

and that makes the "wanna have a baby" thing even weirder

[pure ibex]

Ye Hailey seems like the average 16-17 y/o popular girl

[clever spire]

CA doesn’t give us a specific age but he did give a range

[gloomy solstice]

I thought Haley is 21

[pure ibex]

shes def not old enough to do alcohol

[vital shadow]

not 40's? then 50's

[wraith dawn]

I mean can’t they all be 21+ cuz they all end up in the bar

[pure ibex]

haley would be different if she could do alcohol

[hollow harbor]

In the game, underage people can have kids?

[valid sleet]

i mean the law could be different in pelican town

[vital shadow]

also, there are non-alcoholic options

or simply food

[turbid sparrow]

what happens to joja mart when you finish the community center?

[dim palm]

in my school a 14 yo girl got pregnant once

[vital shadow]

WHAT

[tepid finch]

it closes

[pure ibex]

Haley

[gloomy solstice]

Poor thing

[vital shadow]

it runs into the ground

[wraith dawn]

[dim palm]

she got an abortion but still

[hollow harbor]

What happen to her

[turbid sparrow]

so just shuts down?
nice

[hollow harbor]

Did she abort

[pure ibex]

she saved her only life luckily

[vital shadow]

you might want to visit it though.

[wraith dawn]

Yeah no let’s not.

[crude tapir]

wtf

[valid sleet]

oh shoot my bad

[turbid sparrow]

ok always wanted to change Joja into an actually useful place

[valid sleet]

deleted it

[vital shadow]

I mean

the prices there are really low

[valid sleet]

my bad thanks for telling me

[vital shadow]

melons at joja are 70, while at pierre they're 80

[dim palm]

honestly it was her fault, she had a boyfriend and she was cheating on him, they were probably a lot older, later she had a job when she was 16 but didn't show up on time, was stealing and all

[pure ibex]

pierre is the one ripping u off

not joja

[turbid sparrow]

last time i checked it's the same as pierres or the changed don't matter

[vital shadow]

it IS very story based

[pure ibex]

it is

[wraith dawn]

Oml read the channel rules

[mortal basalt]

They just give me Void egg at Y2 winter nice

[vital shadow]

also it's fun to learn the game on your own

[mystic jasper]

It's get juicy once you done the great thing

[vital shadow]

some people want to talk about the game, without spoiling themselves what's ahead

[covert crag]

@dim palm i dont think this is an appropriate topic of conversation, please drop it

[wraith dawn]

@storm gazelle IF YOU WOULD…

[pure ibex]

if u become friends with everyone (get more hearts) u get more events that tell u lots about a characters history and personal life

[rich sorrel]

Who need to know the rules/s

[mystic jasper]

Once in a lifetime experience

[wraith dawn]

@storm gazelle this is why I love you.

[dim palm]

my bad, sorry

[vital shadow]

and then you start to realise literally everyone has their own cross on their back

[pure ibex]

y tho

[covert crag]

and pls respect our spoiler rules!!

[wraith dawn]

Morning Dots

[mystic jasper]

You want to experience it again? You got to get to the next reincarnation to experience it again

[covert crag]

gm tina and goodbye i am actually in class ksdhkf

[dense lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-gif-18401155

[vital shadow]

or one unfortunate fall

[wraith dawn]

Hahdhaichcaagahsha

[wraith dawn]

BAP

[rich sorrel]

Tinaaaa I have to leave

[mystic jasper]

Reincarnation depends if you can experience it the great event once again

[rich sorrel]

School

[mortal basalt]

I need another CHEST!!!

[pure ibex]

I hate a few characters, like most characters, but love only one, my dear Leah UwU

[gloomy solstice]

I think you need another silo

[wraith dawn]

I miss u already

[vital shadow]

we're talking in game or irl anyway

[gloomy solstice]

[crude tapir]

damn why u keepin the hay

[mystic jasper]

Game

[vital shadow]

oh.

[rich sorrel]

Btw pika is in #stardrop-saloon

[pure ibex]

u never know when u have to feed Marnie

[mystic jasper]

Definitely game and by the time you want to experience the event again it probably be gone

[vital shadow]

no :SDVpufferskull:?

[mortal basalt]

Cuz I know that I only do 1 Coop and Barn and I max them

So just in case I need them

[crude tapir]

huh

OH

[gloomy solstice]

I was gonna feed Shane with it

[crude tapir]

I MEAN THE WHEAT MB

[pure ibex]

if u build silos, u dont have to store hay urself anymore

[gloomy solstice]

It seems like he'd enjoy it

[crude tapir]

but yeah hay is understandable ofc

[mortal basalt]

But I only do 2chick 2void chick 2 rabbit 2 duck and 2cow 1 sheep 2 pig 1 goat

[pure ibex]

ye Shane needs hay and hops for his beers

[mortal basalt]

For wheat I just not farm them, keep them some for just in case that I’m in need of something

[gloomy solstice]

What what

[mortal basalt]

Plus I’m beach farm so small farm

[grim nimbus]

y u bully my boy clint

[gloomy solstice]

I don't like shane

He can eat raw hay

Man chugs down Joja cola left and right

[mortal basalt]

Should I sell my super cucumber? Cuz I have 2 super cucumber pond already

[pure ibex]

clint is kinda creepy ngl

[mystic jasper]

At first I thought you wrote ||Alex licked me|| for a split second

[vital shadow]

you can warm Seb up to dance with you

[vital shadow]

wtf💀

[pure ibex]

but he kinda reminds me of myself

[vital shadow]

LMAO

OH YOU WERE MARRIED?

[still solstice]

||guys idk if I'm just stupid but aren't the odds for the spinning wheel meant to be 75% chance for green and 25% chance for orange.... Cuz I keep failing and idk what to do|| thanks if anyone can explain

[vital shadow]

LMAO

[mystic jasper]

Tbh many of the villagers are ye...

[vital shadow]

Leah is actually good, she says "I was worried you wouldn't dance with me"

[gloomy solstice]

It probably is, although I don't think its 75/25% either sometimes

[pure ibex]

idk i always ||do the shooting game||

[gloomy solstice]

But keep spamming the wheel

You'll get it eventually

[still solstice]

What ratio should I be betting? 50% 66%?

[gloomy solstice]

50%

[pure ibex]

shes so innocent, smart and creative, i like her

[vital shadow]

yea Leah actually cares about you

lol

[gloomy solstice]

I managed to buy everything after fishing twice and spam gambling

[vital shadow]

AND she throws punches at people!

[still solstice]

Just to be clear 50% on ||green||

[pure ibex]

Leah is also one of the only characters that could take care of herself

[gloomy solstice]

Yes

[gloomy solstice]

Her and Emily

[mystic jasper]

I do the ||fishing one||

[deep pulsar]

Quick question, so the only beef that I’ve heard about Harvey is that he’s boring and ||If you marry him he still charges you for the hospital charge.|| But my response to the second thing is that ||It’s canon to the game that he can barely keep running the clinic because he doesn’t make enough money.||

[vital shadow]

Leah lowkey just wants to be happy in life as an artist

[gloomy solstice]

But Emily believes in too much voodoo hoodoo

Leah is down to earth

[pure ibex]

I guess elliot too, but hes kinda narcistic

[gloomy solstice]

I never talk to Elliott

[pure ibex]

although he has a good reason, he has talent

[gloomy solstice]

He just feels eh

[vital shadow]

Elliot is just a worse male Leah

[gloomy solstice]

Ain't my type

[vital shadow]

massive downgrade

[gloomy solstice]

If I must I will choose Harvey

[pure ibex]

dont compare him to her, he is the one i most hate while she is the one i most like

[vital shadow]

heart events

[gloomy solstice]

||10 heart||

[clever spire]

heart evens r spoilers

here

[gloomy solstice]

He probably is one

[pure ibex]

maybe he is

[small bison]

check pins abt spoilers

drelliott

[sinful eagle]

wot does the two hearts with gray color means?

[gloomy solstice]

Some people into that kinda stuff ig

[vital shadow]

she:
A) ||If you say "Can I get a kiss?" at the 2 heart cutscene, she'll punch and kick you out||
B) ||Punches her ex in either the 6 or 8 heart cutscene iirc||

[gloomy solstice]

Locked hearts, you need to give said person a bouquet to unlock them

[pure ibex]

cant believe Leah had ||an ex||

[gloomy solstice]

Only works if you have 8 hearts with them

[sinful eagle]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

tsundere haley huh

[vital shadow]

I mean, he's only her ||ex|| since you know

[gloomy solstice]

Its ok I might not be the first but I will be the last

[vital shadow]

he forced her to move and stay in the city

[pure ibex]

i forgor

[gloomy solstice]

!leah

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749688694918742127/927222154251083806/IMG_0605.jpg

[gloomy solstice]

Best girl Leah

[vital shadow]

Leah W

Leah best unmodded girl*

Sophia is my favourite modded girl

[pure ibex]

i would kidnap her

[grim nimbus]

all bachelor/ettes are like that, need bouquets past heart 8

[gloomy solstice]

She's one of the best even with mods, I think she's more charming than Sophia

Sophia feels like male Shane but more interesting and has a great ending

But Leah just hits different

[vital shadow]

Sophia is really sweet

[gloomy solstice]

Ysabelle from RSV though

[pure ibex]

I hope Leah has the stockholm syndrom cuz im definetly kidnapping her

[gloomy solstice]

God damn she's literally best girl

[dense lintel]

sve character

[pure ibex]

shes from a mod

[gloomy solstice]

Stardew Valley expanded character

[vital shadow]

welcome to what we all call "the weed wizard"

[gloomy solstice]

Give him some hard zaza back

[small bison]

i love the wizard i need mods so i can marry him

[vital shadow]

I lowkey forgot that he exists💀

[small bison]

wizard.

[pure ibex]

thats some dangerous love

[vital shadow]

wouldn't be surprised if he's like 827yo

[gloomy solstice]

I dunno I think you should ask in #modded-stardew

[pure ibex]

the wizard, willie and linus were my first friends

[vital shadow]

#archived-modded-support is better tbh

oh also

using an old save isn't recommended

[small bison]

our farmer literally can walk around in a tshirt in the middle of winter, everytime theyre near death they live somehow, literally magical

[pure ibex]

hes just so down to earth

[vital shadow]

fr

[gloomy solstice]

Watch me as I wear a bikini top in winter

[vital shadow]

Willy just seems like that creepy but cool uncle

[pure ibex]

creepy?

[vital shadow]

aka 3 triangles and a piece of string

[small bison]

and grass skirt

[sinful eagle]

what happen when i got them 10 hearts?

[pure ibex]

hes just chill

[gloomy solstice]

You can give them a mermaid'a penchant

[grim nimbus]

you can marry with a mermaid pendant

[vital shadow]

marriage!

[gloomy solstice]

Which lets you marry them

[sinful eagle]

[pure ibex]

and then u can ||get kids||

[gloomy solstice]

Max hearts is increased from 10 to 14 as well

[small bison]

me when i give a little smooch

[gloomy solstice]

Me when I'm nowhere near late game yet

[gloomy solstice]

Hey no one's judging

[small bison]

nono, hay + cloth in sewing machine

egg festival

winning prize

[pure ibex]

u get that after beating abigail

lol

ye she either cheats or lays eggs herself

[gloomy solstice]

Oh right that, wait...

I think I just found the perfect summer set

Tyvm

[pure ibex]

she eats stones

press E

o

inventory

hats u can buy, but the rest idk

[small bison]

the green one is the "luau skirt"

[gloomy solstice]

She's not

[gloomy solstice]

I see I see

[pure ibex]

wait shes doesnt wear anything underneath?

kinky

[small bison]

get 1 cloth and emily lets u use her sewing machine to make clothes

[gloomy solstice]

No she wears a shirt and shorts, I tried

[pure ibex]

lmao

[vital shadow]

I went to get a glass and I return to this

[gloomy solstice]

You ironically need to craft clothing to look even revealing

[pure ibex]

doesnt make her a boy

[vital shadow]

she's just flat

[gloomy solstice]

I'm gonna spam fish and get some cloth

[small bison]

are their feet pointed or round? like this?

[gloomy solstice]

Need that grass skirt

[pure ibex]

rather flat than fat imo

[pure ibex]

wtf is this kind of biology

[crude tapir]

LMAOOO

[small bison]

NONO ACTUALLY LOOK AT FEMALE FARMER VS MALE FARMER SPRITES.

[crude tapir]

crazy without context tbh

controversial inkz

[pure ibex]

y u wanna look at their feet?

[crude tapir]

LMAOAOAOA

[small bison]

shoes

[pure ibex]

sure

i know what ur up to

[small bison]

i like to change the shoe color to match my outfits wth

[sinful eagle]

auto collector worht it?

[small bison]

yes

[pure ibex]

so u watch at both male and female feet to make sure it matches the color of ur outfit

[sinful eagle]

does it get milk ?

automatically?

[pure ibex]

yes

[crude tapir]

everything but truffles

[small bison]

i was checking which gender went best with my outfit.

[pure ibex]

ah ok

[small bison]

and i noticed that female spites had pointed feet and males looked like penguins

(i went with male because pengin)

[pure ibex]

🐧

[sinful eagle]

ohhhhhhhhh

[boreal cargo]

With some luck this might just be enough wood for my next few building projects.

[pure ibex]

||buy rice from pierres||

[boreal cargo]

Depends on what you have available

[gloomy solstice]

Well yeah I was hoping to get panties if I unequip my default pants to substitute for a bikini bottom since those don't exist, turns out its just shorts and it looks bad with my bikini top

[small bison]

send a pic in the inages channel

[boreal cargo]

A gold quality strawberry might be the easiest to get for the liked option

[small bison]

pierre sells a starfrukt for 3k if you have like, nothing

[gloomy solstice]

Buy a pack of rice from Pierre's if you legit have nothing, easy decent rating

[pure ibex]

i just wear the same shirt and pants for 10 years straight

basically like i do irl

wait

[gloomy solstice]

[pure ibex]

but its cheaper to buy rice

[gloomy solstice]

Thanks to iinkz I found out that grass skirts exist and compliment the bikini top well

[pure ibex]

and rice is also good

[gloomy solstice]

Yeah just buy rice

[pure ibex]

i would never wear a grass skirt in public

[gloomy solstice]

Now I just need to craft random junk and get the daisy as well

Imagine running around in winter and showing up to a wedding in a bikini set

Damn

[pure ibex]

imme do that to my friends

just need to wait 10-15 years till they marry

1 pack of rice for in the soup

[gloomy solstice]

Buy it before Luau

You can't buy it during Luau

He is

[small bison]

@gloomy solstice you right

[gloomy solstice]

But its all decorations and a starfruit

[small bison]

FUCK MB I DIDNT MEANT TO PING SORRY

[gloomy solstice]

Not worth the money

Also is ok

[small bison]

L

[vital shadow]

forage

a gold spice berry gets you best

[north wasp]

im going to buy stardew valley on ps4. Can I play it with keyboard and mouse?

oops

[storm gazelle]

try it

[north wasp]

@storm gazelle if it doesnt work i wont buy it

eray

[sterile finch]

you can buy it on pc. It dont require good system. You can play stardew on old,end pc

[north wasp]

I dont have a computer

[sterile finch]

so i cant help you i never use ps before

[sinful eagle]

damn copper is hard to get

[verbal holly]

when i need leek theres no leek -_-

[foggy canopy]

||You actually can't really upgrade it but you can find a new one in the Quarry mines||

yw!

[steel canyon]

i tried using my keyboard and mouse a while ago and it didnt work but i know for certain games on ps to use a keyboard you need sometype of adapter

[sinful eagle]

how to automatically get milk from cows?

[vital shadow]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[foggy canopy]

There are auto grabbers! You don't have access to them right from the bat though

[grim nimbus]

i want to wife robin :c

[civic helm]

same too bad you cant steal her from demetrius without mods

[gloomy solstice]

Make Maru and Sebby your step kids

Despite being in the same age range

Real reason why anyone should marry Robin^

[crimson zephyr]

What's the best animals to put in coops or barns

[vital shadow]

lazy fibsh

[crimson zephyr]

Probably a minnow

[vital shadow]

dulse seaweed

[ashen flume]

chickens for coops and pigs for barns

[vital shadow]

nahnahnah, pigs for the coops

[grave root]

i cant find emily.. in winter friday the 12th

nvm i found her

guys um how do i complete this quest

i have 2

from where

im only year 1

[vital shadow]

mines

we need to go deeper

dude mine more

[grave root]

lol

BRO

im only at lvl 35 in mines

why are my chicken grumpy

they have food

[sterile finch]

they can trapped outside during night

[gloomy solstice]

Floor 81+

[grim nimbus]

any good chest spots for outside the farm?

[gloomy solstice]

Basically put you can't really do it atm

[crimson zephyr]

What arcane properties does a fuckin coconut have

[vital shadow]

yoo

[grim nimbus]

where the blueberries at

[crimson zephyr]

Ayyy

[vital shadow]

summer pierre shop

[grim nimbus]

nah i mean don't blueberries yield more

[vital shadow]

oh Alex, on what platform are you at

[grim nimbus]

given that u start day 1

[crimson zephyr]

PC

[vital shadow]

have you figured out how to fix the screenshot delay

like when you screenshot it's like a few seconds delayed

[crimson zephyr]

Didn't know there was one

[vital shadow]

do something and hit windows + shift + S

does it like show a few seconds into the past?

[crimson zephyr]

Nope

Are you... feeding them

[vital shadow]

what mods do you have

[crimson zephyr]

Bruh

You gotta feed them daily

[vital shadow]

yea

[tender yacht]

Once every 2 week

[crimson zephyr]

It's worth it

I feel sorry for your starving chickens

[gloomy solstice]

Bro imagine your parents feeding you once every 2 weeks

Now apply that to your poor chickens