stardew-valley

[vital mirage]

I’m not gonna be on Stardew for a while

[bleak mica]

There's a small patch of ground that sprinkers work on anyway

And the rest I think I am gonna turn into a orchard

[austere tangle]

yeah, not very large tho

and your need axe upgrade to properly use it

[bleak mica]

Yup, thats next thing to work on!

Le little farm

[cobalt hare]

What time is it for y’all

[austere tangle]

oh, it's cute!

[austere tangle]

almost 9pm

[cobalt hare]

What year is that

[cobalt hare]

Is that sand village

[bleak mica]

Its the beach farm!

[cobalt hare]

Yea that’s what i mean mb

Wait your year 1 spring and already your place is looking stunning

[austere tangle]

yeah

hes one year of spring day 7

good work man!

[cobalt hare]

All I did. Bye then was fish and didn’t plant crops bevause their annoying

Why is my level barely going up

[brazen cape]

Never really used the beach farm myself because I like using sprinklers

[cobalt hare]

Does it get rid of sprinklers like?

[brazen cape]

no, just makes them unusable in sand.

[cobalt hare]

I don’t use them anyways kinda useless

[cobalt hare]

Wdym

[bitter lintel]

Beach has a 20x10 grid for sprinklers, more then enough with greenhouse

[austere tangle]

ooh, defenitelly not

[cobalt hare]

Barely any table

[austere tangle]

they're one of the mos useful items in the game

[brazen cape]

Basically you can't use sprinklers in most of the beach

[wraith dawn]

I was gonna say XS

Trolling? XD

[cobalt hare]

Well why do they only reach one block

[wraith dawn]

What quality are you using

[cobalt hare]

And cost my leg and my pp

[brazen cape]

tis' but a typo XD

[austere tangle]

eventually youll get better ones

[cobalt hare]

Ok

[wraith dawn]

Hm.

[cobalt hare]

I head of a matieeal called ||irridium||

[brazen cape]

there's better ones you can get that cover a nice amount using it correctly.

[cobalt hare]

I know a trick to get them to be the most compact and most efficient like just can’t be arsed and they are hella expensive

[austere tangle]

yeah, pretty good

[cobalt hare]

I accidentaly bought a beer earlier

[vital mirage]

Use it for the luau

[cobalt hare]

What’s that

[somber birch]

Or give it to Shane

[austere tangle]

or give to pam

[vital shadow]

1am

[brazen cape]

6 PM

[somber birch]

Or give it to almost any non-child

[cobalt hare]

…

[vital shadow]

I thrown in void mayo

[brazen cape]

Just don't give it to a child

[cobalt hare]

I drank I’t 😝

[cobalt hare]

Why

[vital shadow]

what would happen if you did

[vital mirage]

they will commit mass arson

[vital shadow]

would you get your ahh beat by Marnie?

[austere tangle]

i think is a hated gift for child

[somber birch]

Children don't like it

[vital shadow]

Marnie would just unleash the cows and chickens lmao

[cobalt hare]

Yea iff I give someone a hated gift do they lose friendship

[somber birch]

They don't seem to appreciate being given something they can't use

[vital mirage]

marnie is the laziest NPC

[somber birch]

Hated or disliked loses friendship

[vital shadow]

or can they?🤨

[somber birch]

Neutral, liked, or loved gives frirndhip

[vital shadow]

save loved items for birthdays

[cobalt hare]

I gave blacksmith copper earler and he said it was bad then sold it back to me for 500g

[vital shadow]

BLACKSMITH WHAT?

[junior shuttle]

Clint too

[cobalt hare]

[somber birch]

Yeah he hates/dislikes copper ore lol

[cobalt hare]

Fuck him

[somber birch]

He has enough already

[hot moss]

i fished every single day

now am lvl 10 fishing

[vital mirage]

light skin stare

[cobalt hare]

What happenes after year 1

[austere tangle]

year 2

[cobalt hare]

Does anything change

[vital mirage]

People murder u and people, hate u

[austere tangle]

some new things

[somber birch]

I love that expression it's so cuteee

[vital mirage]

one time someone broke into my house

[austere tangle]

if i were you i'd play it and discover by itself

[vital shadow]

as my friend said "Clint is such an incel"

[cobalt hare]

Sebastemo

[vital mirage]

In winter Someone set my house on fire

[somber birch]

Nice probably sebastian

[austere tangle]

but i can tell you if you want

[cobalt hare]

WHAT

I’m deleting Stardew

[vital shadow]

average Ohio citizen

[somber birch]

I think they're joking

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-average-day-average-day-in-ohio-venom-dunking-gif-26491693

[somber birch]

But if rhey're not it was almost definitely sebastian or elliott or clint

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-dunking-on-spiderman-gif-26119954

[whole onyx]

You have to smelt the bard

Bars*

XDDDD

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-belledelphine-ultrahot-codyhawley-dva-gif-19901064

My gif 🥲

[somber birch]

Anyway sebastian's happy face is honestly adorable

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-femboy-me-explaining-agff64-ohno-gif-21714835

[somber birch]

He claims he doesn't smile but it's kinda smiley?

[cobalt hare]

He is emo

[vital mirage]

seb turned into a real NPC when he married me

[somber birch]

I am doing a file just to marry him lol

[somber birch]

All spouses do that

I think

[cobalt hare]

Wdym

[junior shuttle]

Creepy mining man

[copper torrent]

he meant seb used to act like a real human

[wraith dawn]

!morris

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/573033334540599306/20190430_232909.jpg

[somber birch]

I'm doing a run just to marry seb idc about anything else

MORRIS

HI MORRIS

[cobalt hare]

!meme

[somber birch]

Sorry for caps spam

[vital mirage]

I KEEP GETTING A BUG

[brazen cape]

eyyyy it's morris

[vital mirage]

IN TWO SAVES

Who is Morris

[somber birch]

I'll also do a run for Haley, Shame, El, and Maru possibly idk

[wraith dawn]

Morris is BAE

[somber birch]

Shane not Shame

[brazen cape]

shame.

[cobalt hare]

What’s the ranch girls name

[brazen cape]

Leah?

[somber birch]

Marnie

[junior shuttle]

Ew💀

[somber birch]

Leah is cottage artist

[vital mirage]

what

[wraith dawn]

Morris. Is. Bae.

[brazen cape]

it's either her or marnie

[vital mirage]

oh u mean that ugly rip off Walmart worked

I mean Amazon worker

I do not like him

[cobalt hare]

Who is the devs name that shows up on the tital screen

[somber birch]

Morris is kinda handsome tho ngl

[junior shuttle]

A guy that’s a dev

[vital mirage]

He’s ugly

[cobalt hare]

Fr tho what’s his name

[junior shuttle]

Uhh

🧍‍♀️

[somber birch]

ConcernedApe (CA) is how most people refer to him

[cobalt hare]

Ok

[junior shuttle]

You know he’s in here Santa

Mr. Klaus

[cobalt hare]

How is the dev to community communication btw

Also why isn’t ca the server owner

[bleak mica]

Probably because they focus on development, not managing the discord

[nova verge]

What should I give to Robin for ||the feast of the winter star||

[wraith dawn]

Goat cheese

It’s her fav

[copper torrent]

iridium one

[vital mirage]

her son

[nova verge]

Bro is majestic

[nova verge]

Oh mM

Man

[lunar palm]

He’s emo

[nova verge]

Couldn't have guessed from the purple hair and hoodie

[junior shuttle]

Peach, spaghetti, cheese, rabbits foot

[wraith dawn]

Goat cheese is her favorite tho

[somber birch]

I love sebastian

[rich sorrel]

Hello again

[whole onyx]

I propose a toast to Panic! At the disco

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-yes-boss-military-salute-giving-honor-rip-gif-23161689

[vocal panther]

Can I level up my farming just by using the hoe on dirt?

[somber birch]

Why would you wanna do that?

[dusty ibex]

no

[mystic jasper]

Got to farm crops

[vocal panther]

Was hoping I could just till dirt

[mystic jasper]

Spring I tend to do potatoes and cauliflower. Potatoes for dish o the sea (I do lots of fishing)

[somber birch]

Why? Farming is the best way to make money in the game?

[mystic jasper]

Summer I do melons and blueberries

[somber birch]

Cause it's literally a farming sim lol

[mystic jasper]

Autumn I do cranberries or pumpkins sometimes eggplant

[vocal panther]

I did blueberries

[halcyon flame]

Can anyone offer any advice for the walleye? Im struggling so bad man

[vocal panther]

I’m doing eggplant rn

[somber birch]

Fall and winter rain after 12pm

[mystic jasper]

Walleye is 45 smooth iirc. It does not move that much. You have to fish during the rain at fall and winter by rain totem

[somber birch]

Cindersap lake

[halcyon flame]

Okay cool ty guys

[cobalt valve]

Hey, what's your opinion for the most annoying thing in the game?

[halcyon flame]

Not catching a walleye

[mystic jasper]

Example here

[somber birch]

Having to catch specific fish for CC

[cobalt valve]

Yea

[little rune]

Hi everyone, how are you all?

[halcyon flame]

Wow awesome ty!

[somber birch]

Also some fish (not required for cc) are just brutal

[cobalt valve]

Yes

Personally trying to get the ||quality crops bundle||

[somber birch]

Doesn't it have to be the lake in cindersap forest? I didn't think the river counted

That one's fun too

[cobalt valve]

Caught mine in the river

[mystic jasper]

River also works

[somber birch]

I mean aquariums not terrible if you you plan ahead

[cobalt valve]

Yea

[somber birch]

Oh ok thanks lol

[little rune]

Bro, idk how i can get eel because my street vendor never sells

[mystic jasper]

Eel can be caught during rain at fall or spring

[cobalt valve]

Ocean after 6 pm I think, forgot the season tho

[little rune]

I'm not good at fishing

That's sad

[cobalt valve]

It's ok

Practice it

[mystic jasper]

Like this

[cobalt valve]

Trust

[mystic jasper]

Leveling up fishing skill also helps with catching eel since it is 70 smooth, but smooth is one of the easiest patterns

[cobalt valve]

Ye

[little rune]

I play in mobile so it's hards to me

[cobalt valve]

Ah

[mystic jasper]

Ah

[cobalt hare]

Good morning fellopw farmers

[mystic jasper]

Good morning

[cobalt valve]

I forget mobile exists sometimes

[little rune]

Lol np

[cobalt valve]

Hey

[little rune]

Hello

[cobalt hare]

How is everyone doing today

[native crow]

another prismatic shard from an omni geode wtf

[little rune]

I'm ok

[cobalt valve]

Nice

[cobalt hare]

Does anyone have a good layout for mobile keg shed? I can't access corners and don't have a joy controller

[cobalt valve]

Uh, just do a normal layout without corners ig

[cobalt hare]

That's what I'm doing but I wanna see if it is optimal

Why mostly ppl go horizontal layout and not vertical layout?

[cobalt valve]

Idk

[copper torrent]

you on 1.5 ?

[wet roost]

I just found a diamond and a woodskip are these considered rare?

Should I sell the woodskip

[copper torrent]

you should be able to reach corners now iirc

[cobalt hare]

Yep

[copper torrent]

woodskip is required for community center

[dusty ibex]

I got u

[cobalt hare]

Yeah that's what I found out from ppl comments but wasn't able to do it

[copper torrent]

also you should ask at #stardew-valley or #stardew-spoilers

[copper torrent]

hmmm

[cobalt hare]

Ah snap that's the layout I am following to

[copper torrent]

tried both touch and joystick controls ?

[wet roost]

We are in new farmers?

[cobalt hare]

Except box and 1 keg outside the shed for timer

[dusty ibex]

yea I think that’s the optimal one for no corners

[dusty ibex]

dead rn 😭

[cobalt hare]

Yeah

[copper torrent]

oh sorry i thought we were at #farms-and-outfits

[wet roost]

Oh lol

[cobalt hare]

I find the button controls so hard to use idk why lol

[little rune]

Yea

[copper torrent]

i'm half dead from being sleep deprived

[cobalt hare]

Now is a perfect time to cuddle up with a slime

the squishy and softness surpassing pillow

[copper torrent]

i wish 😩

[cobalt hare]

My god that iridium watering can

[wet roost]

Ughhh I lost the egg hunt

I wanna try again

But I’ll lose the woodskip

Should I restart the day

[cobalt valve]

Ye

Woodskips are easy

[cobalt hare]

THat's up to you if you wanna skip

[atomic dock]

woodskips are common

[cobalt hare]

At least don't forget to buy strawberry seed

[cobalt valve]

Yea

[wet roost]

Yep I bought four this time, should I buy more when I restart

I only have 1900

[atomic dock]

strawberries are the most profitable spring crop, id recommended splurging on them unless you want to buy something else

[wet roost]

Okay

But it’s gonna be so sad watching them die

On the first day of summer

[mystic jasper]

Woodskip is pretty easy to catch

[wet roost]

omg

[mystic jasper]

50 mixed

[wet roost]

Nvm it went back to right after wood skip

[cobalt hare]

That's a lot of money heheheehehe

[wet roost]

So should I buy 10 then try and win the egg hunt and get 1k back

[little rune]

Yea

[wet roost]

Okay

Is there a easy route to win the egg hunt

I need to get 9 eggs

[candid cosmos]

what does the bus do?

[little rune]

||You use the bus to go to the desert||

[dusty ibex]

||takes u to a new place||

[candid cosmos]

alright

[wet roost]

I really wanna get to the desert soon

But I’m only in spring

[candid cosmos]

might wanna || that so no spoilers

[dusty ibex]

have u finished the mines yet?

[little rune]

Oh sorry

[grizzled oyster]

I usually start working my way down to in front of Jodi and Sam's house, then follow the river roughly to the right

[candid cosmos]

floor 60

[dusty ibex]

ok I would finish the mines before u go into the desert

[candid cosmos]

alright thanks for the advice, it's just sitting there so I was wondering yk

one last quick question, does the hearts on people's profile things do anything?

like I gave gifts to Clint and he has a heart and I dunno what that did

[cobalt hare]

Yep, the higher your heart the better the likeness toward you and you can be gifted stuff or unlock recipes etc

plus you can eventually marry them

[woeful karma]

Yes. You’ll eventually have friendship hearts and get heart events

Yes and items from them!!

[candid cosmos]

okay I understand what the single thing means now

[candid cosmos]

so heart events are gifts?

[grizzled oyster]

Heart Events are special cutscenes that let you learn more about the character you got it with

[woeful karma]

They all have certain items they love and like and dislike. Disliked items can remove hearts

[woeful karma]

No, they are separate from gifts they send you

[grizzled oyster]

Hearts can also decay if you don't give gifts or even talk to them alot too!

[dusty ibex]

heart events are cutscenes that are cool to watch and occasionally u learn new recipes

[candid cosmos]

can you get heart events with everybody?

[dusty ibex]

most

[woeful karma]

Yes

[candid cosmos]

I haven't seen one and I have a heart with Clint and I think jodi

[woeful karma]

At least most?

It’s not at every heart

[somber birch]

Spoilers

[dusty ibex]

jodi has a few

[somber birch]

Also no

[candid cosmos]

fr

[cobalt hare]

spoilers

[naive rain]

I forget sorry

[woeful karma]

Need to spoiler that

[dusty ibex]

u can’t talk about that in here even with spoilers tags

[somber birch]

That's post cc so technically not allowed lol

[woeful karma]

Ah yes can’t discuss that

[candid cosmos]

yeah I don't use wiki or anything so idk what that is even lol

[naive rain]

Why?😭

[candid cosmos]

I like just exploring games myself

if I look up heart events I would spoil them to myself

[naive rain]

Ah i was tryna get some info all good tho my bad

[woeful karma]

Wiki helped me but everyone is different:)

[little rune]

If you want to be friend with them you need to know about other people, maybe they say something about the npc you want to be friend

[naive rain]

Is there a part of this server where you can look for people to join your farm?

[grizzled oyster]

Some are really really cute and sweet, oh and also, when you raise hearts with them, their daily dialogue can change too to learn even more about them too!

[little rune]

Yea!

[candid cosmos]

yeah, I hear wiki a lot but I just love exploring games blind and you guys are always a help when I am asking a question

[cobalt hare]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

Can post here to find ppl to play multi with

[candid cosmos]

wow that sounds really cool actually

I basically ghost the NPCs so I'm gonna start not doing that now lol

[woeful karma]

Yeah they’re a great part of the game. Winter is a good time to work on friendship. And their birthdays and doing quests for them

[grizzled oyster]

Yeah the NPCs in Stardew make the game really feel alive, at least in my opinion

[little rune]

Some cutscenes are so cute, even more Haley's when you become her friend, it's counts to another npcs too!

[woeful karma]

I agree asuseal

[candid cosmos]

really? Haley's just mean to me

[woeful karma]

She eventually isn’t mean lol

[grizzled oyster]

It's also fun to guess and experiment to see who likes what and who hates what

[little rune]

When you get more hearts with she, she will be nice to you

[ebon stump]

if i put deluxe speed gro on my ancient seed that i planted yesterday will it stil reduce the time by 25%?

[candid cosmos]

all I know is to not give some sort of rainbow rock to her, heard that advice from my cousin lol

[little rune]

An example it's the 8 heart event

[cobalt hare]

You can also keep tracks of what gifts you gave them and see which gifts they like or dislike through the relationship tabs also

[woeful karma]

Yes

[woeful karma]

I think it says a chance. So may not happen each time

[candid cosmos]

woah, where do you get that from? sounds valuable..

[little rune]

Bye guys! I will be back tomorrow

[candid cosmos]

bye!

[grizzled oyster]

Bye bye now!

[ebon stump]

you can get it from hoeing the worm spots in the mountain, killing sepcific enemies or from fishing chests which is where i got mine

[candid cosmos]

aw dude I just got 3 crows on my crops

[candid cosmos]

oh, that's what the worms do

[ebon stump]

most are just clay or artifacts

itrs like 0.6% for this

[grizzled oyster]

Yeah always dig out the worms when you find them, they can give goodies!

[ebon stump]

this okay for y2 spring1? i hate foraging 😭

[candid cosmos]

I love the rain in this game so much it's so calming + no crop watering

[vital mirage]

I don’t even have 5 points yet how

[candid cosmos]

that definitely seems good to me, I don't even have 1 on foraging yet

[grizzled oyster]

This is beyond ok, this is really good Xd

[ebon stump]

wait which stat

[somber birch]

Chop trees

[cobalt hare]

Combats are so hard to level up

[candid cosmos]

scratch that, just got the first foraging level from getting a tree

[candid cosmos]

definitely

[cobalt hare]

I'm nearly starting year 3 and everything is maxed except combat x.x

I dream of killing bats and dust sprites everyday for the past 2 years

[ebon stump]

mining was surpsiingly so easy

[grizzled oyster]

I would usually send out my boyfriend to do the mines and combat while I man the farm cause I was so bad at combat Xd

[candid cosmos]

is there a difference between what npc you date?

[sour heart]

Cutscenes

[candid cosmos]

XD that's the way to do it

[candid cosmos]

whys Linus in the trash this late 😭

[somber birch]

I die so easily in the mines

[sour heart]

The trash man

[cobalt hare]

lol that is an interesting concept, I don't wanna marry yet though xD

[somber birch]

Like I have a pretty good weapon and still die almost everywhere there's enemies

[cobalt hare]

oh wait you mean irl bf lmao, i thought npc bf/husband

[candid cosmos]

I just got a purple star fish 😃

[candid cosmos]

Clint mining

[grizzled oyster]

Oh my god imagine if you could send an NPC husband into the mines, like imagine Elliott just trying to traverse them 😂

[candid cosmos]

or shane 😭 he would get lost

[mystic jasper]

Purple stars are either by perfect catch or by another method which I may not be allowed to put here ||It's from a quest||

[somber birch]

Lol that would be funny to watch

[somber birch]

Shane would just die on purpose 😭😭😭

[candid cosmos]

oh I thought It was something for the museum 💀

[agile trout]

Sebastian would be a champ in the ||void levels||

[somber birch]

He'd love 40+

[agile trout]

that's what i said

[somber birch]

Cause frozen tears 40-79 lol those aren't ||void||

[agile trout]

OH

i got a bit confused but i got the spirit

i was referring to his love for ||void essence||

but i forget that he liked those too

[somber birch]

Yes

[agile trout]

Bro I love Sebastian so much as a husband

his dialogue is cute

[grizzled oyster]

I can also imagine him just entering the mines and seeing like a single slime and just deadpan be like "No" and walk out-

[candid cosmos]

I just got a cherry bomb there so cool omg

[candid cosmos]

you can romance him?

[agile trout]

I romanced him in 12 hours

[candid cosmos]

can u romance the wheelchair guy💀

[agile trout]

NO

[marble brook]

george? no

[gaunt light]

why do u wanna know 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[agile trout]

Why would you say that like it's a completely normal sentence

[candid cosmos]

can u only romance people who are single

[grizzled oyster]

Every character that has "Single" in their relationship tab is a bachelor/bachelorette, they're single and ready to mingle

[candid cosmos]

I'm a wheelchair enthusiast😳

[agile trout]

That's such a funny message for no reason

[gaunt light]

me rn 🧑‍🦽

[wet roost]

@candid cosmos as a fellow newbie I really recommend our lovely little helper, the wiki

[agile trout]

hey wait a minute...

[gaunt light]

HELP

[candid cosmos]

😘

lol

[agile trout]

XEN = GEORGE??

[gaunt light]

ENOUGH

[candid cosmos]

George

[gaunt light]

I AM NOT GEORGE.

[agile trout]

SDV Mfs when they see an old guy in a wheelchair (it's a george reference)

[candid cosmos]

𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦

[gaunt light]

i swear im not george 🥰

[agile trout]

I'm fucking dying

This is a great community

[gaunt light]

LMAO

frfr

[teal warren]

stardew is great

[grizzled oyster]

There's just so many layers to this-

[gaunt light]

lolol

[agile trout]

Onions

[candid cosmos]

don't get yourself wrapped up in it-

[wet roost]

Bro looks like a shriveled root are u sure

[agile trout]

We are simply forageable

[gaunt light]

❤️ its such a cute game (not sebastian)

[teal warren]

NOOOO

[agile trout]

FIGHTING WORDS

[gaunt light]

LMAO

[teal warren]

SEBBY IS GREAT

[gaunt light]

STAWP I MEANT HIS DEPRESSING STORY

[teal warren]

he's just emo

[grizzled oyster]

Is actually cackling irl over this

[gaunt light]

hes okay.

[agile trout]

OMG YOU CALL HIM SEBBY TOO???

[gaunt light]

me irl

[wet roost]

When I first looked at the variety of husbands, I immediately looked at the chance of a mod

[candid cosmos]

why did my character just fall to the ground and snooze in the mines wtf 💀

[agile trout]

they passed out frfr

[teal warren]

yessss

[cobalt hare]

That would be so unreal lol the perfect single player game

[gaunt light]

get ready for that fee 💀

[agile trout]

Gimme a hug

I love my sebby

[candid cosmos]

I'm broke there better not be a fee 😭

[agile trout]

I WAS CALLING HIM SEABASS FOR A BIT LMFAO

[gaunt light]

there is a fee

every time u pass out u gotta pay a fee

[grizzled oyster]

Unless you're in your own house

[gaunt light]

yes

[candid cosmos]

300 dollars?!?!

[agile trout]

and you get a hit on energy unless you level up

[wet roost]

Yep

[gaunt light]

🥰

[agile trout]

I think it takes 10% of your current funds

[grizzled oyster]

You can thank my husband Harvs for that

[wet roost]

Also never. Die in the mine those monsters are little goblins who steal your stuff

[agile trout]

Or Joja, depending on the mail

[grizzled oyster]

Ohhh true, I forgot about that!

[somber birch]

Yeah bring energy supplements to miles

Mines

[candid cosmos]

this is a horror game I carry good stuff down there

[agile trout]

Either a dilf or Bezos saves and robs you

[wet roost]

Exactly that’s why we can’t have nice things

[agile trout]

tis Stardew valley

[somber birch]

Cooked food is best but forage works too especially early game

[grizzled oyster]

I'VE NEVER HEARd SOMEONE CALL HARVEY A dILF BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH 😂

[candid cosmos]

he's just the doctor what😭

[agile trout]

I don't understand how someone could look like a dilf and a twink at the same time but Harvey pulls it off

[somber birch]

You can marry him very unethical

[candid cosmos]

what is going on with the Harvey love 😭

[agile trout]

He's romanceable

[grizzled oyster]

He was my first marriage and will forever be my favorite marriage

[candid cosmos]

Harvey's such a dilf🥰🥰

[agile trout]

I want to marry all of them but like

Sebby

men 🙏

WHY IS ELLIOT SO FINE THOUGH

Like sir ...take me out to sea...

[somber birch]

Literally everyone loves sebastian lol

[marble brook]

elliot is the opposite of fine

[candid cosmos]

why does Haley not want crab

[somber birch]

Men are great especially Elliott and Sebby and Shane

[grizzled oyster]

Tbh I once challenged myself to like a hard mode Stardew file, like I literally called it "Tearfall Farm", and my husband for that file was gonna be Sebastian cause I thought he was way too edgy and gloomy but then I romanced him and now he's one of my favorites-

[agile trout]

Shane is horrible in the right ways

[somber birch]

Doesn't like it probs

[agile trout]

HE GETS SO

[marble brook]

shane

[agile trout]

[wet roost]

That’s what I thought at first, but then I thought he looked too old for me

[grizzled oyster]

YOU JUST FEEL SO BAd FOR HIM, HE dESERVES SO MUCH MORE

[wet roost]

I chose Sam

[somber birch]

Sam's cool

[wet roost]

Yea he’s so simple to please

[candid cosmos]

for no apparent reason, what friend level do I need to go into someone's room

[agile trout]

HIS MARRIAGE DIALOGUE 🙏

[agile trout]

2 hearts

[somber birch]

2 hearts

[grizzled oyster]

4 if I remember correctly

[wet roost]

Joja cola all the way

[grizzled oyster]

Oh is it 2? It's probably 2-

[agile trout]

you, in fact, did not

[wet roost]

Cause that’s all the game wants to give me

[candid cosmos]

who just replied to my message with "🤤" then deleted it

[agile trout]

They probably were trying to hit the reply button and miss clicked

[wet roost]

💀

[agile trout]

i do that all the time with this stupid

[wet roost]

Hope so

[agile trout]

[somber birch]

Me on accident yea Seven is right

[candid cosmos]

yeah hopefully

[grizzled oyster]

I haven't played Stardew since december 6th, it's been a hot second 😭

[somber birch]

I mean to hit reply sorry lol😭

[wet roost]

What did you guys name your cat/dog

[somber birch]

Miso--cat

[grizzled oyster]

My most recent one is a golden cat named Nova

[candid cosmos]

🤤 moment

[agile trout]

I named mine Clover

cat

[wet roost]

Thats the first option, that was the name of my cat in my previous acc

[candid cosmos]

I named mine dog (it's a cat)

couldn't think of one

[wet roost]

I now have a gray cat named Chi Chi

[agile trout]

You, my friend, are a confusing individual

[wet roost]

Chefs kiss name

[agile trout]

ok but if y'all have one or is planning to get one, what's the horses name gonna be

[grizzled oyster]

Wait, Klee and "Chi Chi"... 👀 ... fellow Genshin player?

[somber birch]

Callus I have one

[candid cosmos]

definitely cow or something

[somber birch]

Horses are good I recommend

[wet roost]

😋

[wet roost]

First dog now cow

[grizzled oyster]

My people

[agile trout]

||I need my hardwood for the Boat||

[wet roost]

Diluc

[agile trout]

...I could make a hORRID joke here

[wet roost]

[grizzled oyster]

I got a horse on an old file with my boyfriend but I don't remember what we named it, especially cause my boyfriend glitched him into the house-

[agile trout]

I BET YOU CAN GUESS THE JOKE

[candid cosmos]

is Evelyn romance able 😳😳😳

baddest character in all of stardew

[marble brook]

no

[agile trout]

Why do you want to date cobwebs

[somber birch]

Married to George lol

[grizzled oyster]

No cause you yoink her from George

[candid cosmos]

free cookies

[somber birch]

Though idk if George deserves her

[candid cosmos]

George just watches TV all day

[wet roost]

Y’all wild dating the elderly

[somber birch]

Would love her as a roommate--would be cool I'd we could room with anyone

[agile trout]

says the person naming [form of transportation] Dilluc

[wet roost]

😋

[candid cosmos]

why the hell did Pam just walk up to me, then continue to walk through my entire body

[junior shuttle]

Cause she’s a Pam

Enough said there

[agile trout]

Pam has magic powers, be scared

[wet roost]

I don’t like Clint

[candid cosmos]

furnace

[junior shuttle]

Oh you mean creepy blacksmith man

That’s not open for a long time

[agile trout]

I HATE THAT BTW

[candid cosmos]

isn't Clint like hard hitting on the blue haired girl

[hot moss]

am lvl 10 fishing now 😄

[agile trout]

...yeah

[junior shuttle]

Yup and those hits aren’t landing lmao

[agile trout]

I forget if Emily's romanceable or not

[junior shuttle]

Annoying early game cause you gotta dash there

She is

[candid cosmos]

it says she's single so I think so

[agile trout]

...my next save...

anyway 😇

enough talk about ruining Clint's love life

[junior shuttle]

Save her from wimpy metal man

[candid cosmos]

metal man give furnace

[agile trout]

That's all he's good for

that and geodes

and tool upgrades

but as a person

#ClintIsOverParty

[somber birch]

Emily didn't used to be romanceable

[novel thistle]

@somber birch You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[junior shuttle]

How does Clint make money outside of us

[somber birch]

Her marriage got added

[somber birch]

Yayyy

[junior shuttle]

Congrats

[agile trout]

[somber birch]

Shane also used to not be romanceable

[candid cosmos]

W

[junior shuttle]

When cause her and Haley have been there for several years

[candid cosmos]

happy birthday?

[junior shuttle]

Unless you mean way earlier game

[somber birch]

1.1 for both her and Shane

[agile trout]

They leveled up ofc

[junior shuttle]

Yeah that’s way earlier

[somber birch]

Well both characters existed in 1.0

[candid cosmos]

🎂

[junior shuttle]

Happy birthday

🍪

[sick moat]

can you sync your Xbox profile to the Mobile Stardew Version?

[somber birch]

But the marriage only existed in 1.1 lol

[junior shuttle]

Here’s a Scooby snack

[junior shuttle]

Uh no I don’t think so

Those are two separate platforms with no sign in software

[candid cosmos]

is abigal a W marriage candidate or should I go Harvey or Haley

I want them cutscenes and gifts

[agile trout]

[junior shuttle]

They’re around the same to me. Harvey is a bit more boring or dry

[agile trout]

Hard choice because everyone's biased

YOU KNOW WHO I WISH WAS ROMANCEABLE

[junior shuttle]

And Haley is a bit slow upstairs

[agile trout]

CAROLINE

I wanna take her away from Pierre

[candid cosmos]

so real

[junior shuttle]

Robin seems better

Carolina is kinda there tbh

[candid cosmos]

100% agreed

[junior shuttle]

Carolina lol

[agile trout]

yes but she runs her own store That isn't capitalist

[somber birch]

Haley seems smarter than Alex at least

[junior shuttle]

There are mods to marry npcs that you originally can not

[agile trout]

Me with Android

[junior shuttle]

True. That’s why they get along. Both have smooth brains

[agile trout]

Before you mention anything about SMAPI, It's down

[candid cosmos]

switch moment

[junior shuttle]

Oh I saw and I didn’t even know they were working on that

[somber birch]

Haley's smarter idk if she's the smartest but at least her idiocy isn't shoved in your face

[junior shuttle]

Console players shaking their head in the chat

[somber birch]

Now please stop insulting my wife

[candid cosmos]

is she bad

might have to take your wife in my reality

[junior shuttle]

Your wife, her sister, and friend got a bouquet from me

[somber birch]

She's really only my wife in my heart

But like her gifts seems great

And her ccutscenes are pretty good

So yeah go for it if you want

[junior shuttle]

But she is a bit slow you know that as well. At least she isn’t as unapproachable as Abigail before you get to know the npcs

[arctic thunder]

to me im seeing more and more that stardew has longevity and i find that really cool, i want a game i can come back to and keep playing, there just seems so much, different farm layouts, different challenges, levels of completion, mods, etc.

[candid cosmos]

can u go 2 at once 😳🤨

[junior shuttle]

Yes but not marriage

[somber birch]

If you mean that she's mean at first then yes absolutely I love her character development

[candid cosmos]

I'm going for every single one of them

all dating at the same time

[hot moss]

my farm rn

[junior shuttle]

Yeah I meant Haley and Abigail were both rude but Haley was more approachable than Abigail

[hot moss]

i added some recolour mods

[arctic thunder]

what yr

[hot moss]

3

[somber birch]

You can date all of them and trigger an interesting cutscene

[candid cosmos]

wow really nice

[candid cosmos]

group s

scrapbooking

[junior shuttle]

Wow you deserve a scooby snack for that 🍪

[candid cosmos]

that would be cool

[arctic thunder]

when did you start planning this out, im yr 1, barely have any buldings yet, but wanna know if i can just place stuff for now, and make it look pretty like this later

[hot moss]

i saw on yt there is something called a mini obelisk

i want that

[somber birch]

If you date all the guys you get cutscene same for all the girls

You can't be married to anyone tho

[candid cosmos]

what happens if u where to marry? would all the relationships just go down to 0 hearts?

[somber birch]

No they'd stay the same

[junior shuttle]

Not necessarily no

[hot moss]

also i am almost done the community center

just need 5 gold quality melons

[somber birch]

congrats!

[candid cosmos]

what do house upgrades do? are they worth the insane amount of resources?

[hot moss]

then i done the community center

[hot moss]

no

[junior shuttle]

Yes

[candid cosmos]

jeez pure dedication nice

[somber birch]

yes they are--cooking, then children (not worth) then basement

[candid cosmos]

bro children 💀

I ain't paying child support in stardew valley the video game 💀

[hot moss]

unless ||u want points to get the statue of perfection||

[jade umbra]

does anyone know if there are any prerequisites to getting the log cabin so i’m able to play co-op?

[candid cosmos]

idk what that is but sounds like u need to get ||perfection?|| what does it do

[hot moss]

u gotta be year 3 to understand

[candid cosmos]

robins shop for I think 100 wood or setup a multiplayer game with additional cabbies

cabins*

[hot moss]

once u reach year 3 u will understand

[jade umbra]

how would i do that?

like does it just become available at some point?

[candid cosmos]

what, robins?

[hot moss]

anyways time to grind copper and silver for a bunch of god damn kegs

[candid cosmos]

no it's always there at robins to buy it.

[jade umbra]

no the cabin

[candid cosmos]

yeah

[jade umbra]

i don’t see it anywhere

[candid cosmos]

you can but cabins at robyns

[jade umbra]

what do you use to play on

[candid cosmos]

wait u gotta host that farm on multiplayer I believe first

[jade umbra]

bc i’m on moblie idk if they has anything to do with it

[candid cosmos]

I'm pretty sure it's the same for all

[jade umbra]

hm

[candid cosmos]

host your farm in the co-op section then it should be available

[jade umbra]

that’s very confusing bc it’s not showing for me nor my gf

[hot moss]

😭 why are kegs so expensive 😭

[jade umbra]

thank you for your help however i really appreciate it

[candid cosmos]

keg🎂

[hot moss]

i barely have wood anymore 😭

[candid cosmos]

yes, I apologize I barely understand the game for myself, you might have to look it up

[jade umbra]

no worries 😭

[candid cosmos]

why is robin not at her humble abode 😡

[stray igloo]

The stardew valley wiki helps ALOT

[hot moss]

ima go skull cavern with no bombs or food

[candid cosmos]

what is that

[hot moss]

if i die illjust restart the day

[candid cosmos]

real

[fast ore]

whats the best way to farm coal?

[candid cosmos]

how deep are you in the mines?

[fast ore]

finished them

[candid cosmos]

dust sprites are probably ur best option

[fast ore]

thats what i was thinking, bt havent been getting good drops so was hoping for a different answer haha

[candid cosmos]

yeah, I'm a season ahead of you and still nothing new just plain old dust sprites lol

[wet roost]

I was there were black cats

[candid cosmos]

please do not the cat

but actually, that would be really sweet

I would totally use a black cat if they had one

[hot moss]

i went to skull cavern with no food or bombs and i got ap rismatic shard 🤣

at this point prismatic shard is not even rare anymore

[cobalt hare]

lucky

[hot moss]

i just went skull cavern to get silver and copper for kegs

and instead i got 50+ iridium and 1 prismatic shard?

[cobalt hare]

hahaha i been doing the same

[hot moss]

wtf

[cobalt hare]

wow 50+ iridium nice

[south scroll]

isnt mine is more effective to getting iron and copper

[somber birch]

i think CA has said that he's not gonna implement multiplayer for mobile

[south scroll]

could be wrong

[hot moss]

nah

[south scroll]

hm

is that 1.5 change or im just dumb

[weary current]

Is wear 2 lucky ring stack ?

[south scroll]

yes

[weary current]

Ok

[somber birch]

lowkey elliott's so nice

even if he seems a bit pretentious at first--i don't know if in-game he realizes he comes off that way lol

[hot moss]

yooo

i got to lvl 100 in skull cavern

[somber birch]

congrats!

[hot moss]

who is ||master qi||

[somber birch]

no one knows lol

[tough prawn]

Hi all, my name’s Flor and I’m new in the server. Hope all is well for everyone and looking forward to the fun!! 💐

[somber birch]

but ||go to the bus stop, go left, keep going left, and put a battery in the lockbox||

[hot moss]

lockbox?

[somber birch]

welcome!

[somber birch]

yeah there's a box on the wall of that tunnel you'll see what i mean when you go there

[hot moss]

also btw i didn use staircases in skull cavern

[somber birch]

nice

[tough prawn]

Thank you!!

[hot moss]

i used a mod that gives me elevators

in skull cavern

bc i tired of getting 0 iridium at floor 10

[somber birch]

nice

idk i'm not a mod but you might have to spoiler ||skull caverns|| since that's in the ||desert|| so you need to do stuff for cc/joja for that

[hot moss]

uh'

e

[somber birch]

i said that and immediately almost said something that i shouldn't be saying at all in this channel even with a spoiler 😅

[hot moss]

||i got 140 iridium ore in 2 days of mining ||

[ebon stump]

stopp i just checked and the travelling merchant i skipped yesterday had|| the last item i needed for the community centre|| 😭 KIND OF SPOILER

[hot moss]

lol

[somber birch]

rip

[hot moss]

everyday i went to travelling merchant bc it sometimes give me fish i cant catch bc it's difficult

[somber birch]

you can spoiler whatever you want it's just some things need spoilers here and some things you can't say even with a spoiler (any 10+ heart events and post-cc/joja)

[hot moss]

k

[somber birch]

it's in the pins idk

[hot moss]

wannna see farm?

[somber birch]

||desert|| i think is considered cc reward so

[somber birch]

yeah sure

[hot moss]

rate it

pls

[somber birch]

cool/cool

[hasty pond]

8.5/10

[somber birch]

idk i don't do farm layouts

mine's like a 1/10 lol

much tree on mine

[cobalt hare]

Now that is clean

[hot moss]

meh i am poor rn bc i dont ahve kegs

[cobalt hare]

For a farmer that enjoy planting crops i quite like it

[hot moss]

i need kegs for the wine then i sell

i have a skill called artisan, it makes artisan goods sell 40% more

and wine is an artisan goods

so i need kegs to make wine

[somber birch]

i love keg and crop

i love hand watering crop

[cobalt hare]

kegs and crops are nice

[hot moss]

but i am so poor i cant get kegs 😭

[cobalt hare]

okay this is insane

[hot moss]

that is so boring if u have a big farm

[somber birch]

i don't have that many crop

[cobalt hare]

but kudos to you

[cobalt hare]

xD

[somber birch]

that is why little crop = nice hand water cause it's soothing

[simple vigil]

[cobalt hare]

I think at the moment I have about 300 crops space

If I have to hand water that I willd ie

[somber birch]

if i had much crop i would probably sprinkler more but still hand water some

[south scroll]

the different between 3 row of trees in the left and 4 on the right makes me screaming in pain, but damn its clean and nice

[somber birch]

also I have upgraded watering can so can water nine crops at a time

[south scroll]

if i may give an advice/opinion

[simple vigil]

goodness christ i hate zoom level and omni tools updating every millisecond istg

[hot moss]

srry though, i had no other space to put 4x4

[south scroll]

remove the tapper farm on top left

[hot moss]

i need it for kegs

[south scroll]

you can plant trees in quarry for tapper farm instead

[hot moss]

also guys should i put lewis lucky purple shorts in the luao?

[stray igloo]

I watered so many pumpkins it drained my energy just from watering

[cobalt hare]

same lol

[hot moss]

hmmm, nah i want to have a beautiful farm so the tappers in the top left is gonna be part of it

[cobalt hare]

manually watering 300+ stawberry and pumpkin is not fun

[hasty pond]

what can

[hot moss]

anyways time to grind wood for kegs 😭

i crie

[marsh hull]

rip

[somber birch]

laughs in tree

yes that's a four corners farm with two corners entirely overgrown with trees

[marsh hull]

Dang.

[ember ermine]

so many tree

[somber birch]

i would transport some trees to others if i could

or chop and transfer wood--i already have several full stacks of wood

[cobalt hare]

The urge to place mega bombs and watch all of those trees go down at once

[ember ermine]

ooooo a fun experience

[somber birch]

i wanna save my mushroom trees for now though

[restive saffron]

exactly what i did on my beach farm full of trees lmao

[marsh hull]

Lag.

[cobalt hare]

Do you get woods if you bomd those thing?

[somber birch]

yes i think so

[hot moss]

WHAT THE FUCK?

😭 GIVE ME SOME 😭

[cobalt hare]

Dear god

Does it work with explosive ammo too?

[hot moss]

i got a stack of coal to smelt all the copper and iron i got

[cobalt hare]

my god

the cowgal hat and blue bonnet hat is calling for me

they so cute

[ember ermine]

Works with all explosives

[cobalt hare]

wow

I been choppping manually in the quarry all this time wasted so many hours in game

[ember ermine]

explosives are fantastic

I swear I can spell

[cobalt hare]

I swear i didn't see any mistake

😛

This will make wood farming so much faster

[ember ermine]

Ikr

[cobalt hare]

is strawberry juice/wine worth making in keg?

Like does it make as much money as Pumpkin juice?

[ember ermine]

Very very worth

would reccomend

[rugged anvil]

I would keg the pumpkins first.

Especially considering that they only need 4 days instead of 7.

[cobalt hare]

Oh I am about to start hitting year 3

My pumpkin supplies are nearly out lol

Sadly not many ancient seed

[rugged anvil]

Then do the remaining pumpkins first and after that continue with strawberries.

[cobalt hare]

like 13-14 seed pack

[cobalt hare]

Yepp will do

I cannot express how much I love putting hat on my horse

[ember ermine]

true joy

[cobalt hare]

like how can you not love this baby

[ember ermine]

XD

[cobalt hare]

omg

I'm gonna put baby hat on all the alien scarecrow

[ember ermine]

yessssss

[keen mesa]

how awful is the combat farm?

[cobalt hare]

Not very. You’ll get maxed combat mid game if that’s what you mean?

[rugged anvil]

If you don't want the monsters you can disable them at gamestart.

[keen mesa]

oh you can?

[ember ermine]

yup

[keen mesa]

I was thinking about starting a new save on it since it looks the best imo

[rugged anvil]

Where you make your char click on options (somewhere left side).

[keen mesa]

i was just worried of being annoyed about it

[keen mesa]

gotcha

[ember ermine]

The monsters increase in difficulty the further you get in the mines

[rugged anvil]

At least I'm pretty sure it can be disabled on wilderness too as you can enable it for the other maps.

[keen mesa]

oh

[cobalt hare]

nooooooooo

[forest pendant]

yoooooooooooooooo

[cobalt hare]

Panda hat is exclusive events only

[forest pendant]

evening y'all!

[ember ermine]

hello!

[cobalt hare]

good morning Jackie

[forest pendant]

how's it going?

[rugged anvil]

Disable it in the options and you'll know by the evening of day 1 if it worked I guess.

[cobalt hare]

good good

crying in sadness

[keen mesa]

yeah i was bouta go try it since i never knew it was an option

[cobalt hare]

no panda hat in game

[forest pendant]

sad

[keen mesa]

I just dont know which layout i like the most since theyre all pretty good imo

atleast design wise

[cobalt hare]

Go for river farm

That's a challenge but fun in its own way

[keen mesa]

ok maybe not river farm

[cobalt hare]

hahahaha

[keen mesa]

its so hard to make look unique

it always just looks like the river farm

[ember ermine]

river farm is torture unless you really like crab pots

[keen mesa]

or hate yourself

[forest pendant]

masochism

[keen mesa]

I remember my first coop was on the river farm

we didnt even finish year one

[forest pendant]

forest farm i love you

[cobalt hare]

lol

[keen mesa]

forest farm is too common lol

[cobalt hare]

If you ever hate someone just go play river farm

Forest farm is nice

For a relaxing playthrough haha

[forest pendant]

forest farm is the best

[frosty needle]

I like the standard

[cobalt hare]

btw where do you guys farm coal

[ember ermine]

Ice caves

[keen mesa]

beach layout is also masochism

[cobalt hare]

I been going back and forth on ice layers

[forest pendant]

well, imma gts

[hexed smelt]

It's very pretty. I might try that one one day for a minimalist farm. Just for the beauty of it. It reminds me of my base areas I like to choose in Minecraft.

[forest pendant]

i was just checking on y'all

[keen mesa]

bro

[forest pendant]

good night guys

[cobalt hare]

have a good evening

[keen mesa]

mining farm goes crazy

[frosty needle]

Gn

[cobalt hare]

I am contemplating starting a new one also and make it as nature and environment friendly as possible

[ember ermine]

once you kill enough dust sprites and get the reward it makes getting coal even easier

[keen mesa]

the uhh hilltop farm or whatever

[cobalt hare]

No farming, just flowers and tree

[whole onyx]

Me in saloon:

https://tenor.com/view/the-angry-birds-movie-red-all-by-myself-by-myself-alone-gif-22315105

[keen mesa]

also four corners and regular farm are like gross

[hexed smelt]

Thanks for the earworm. LOL

[keen mesa]

four corners makes me feel claustrophobic

[frosty needle]

Why

[whole onyx]

You’re welcome

[hexed smelt]

Standard farm is a blank slate. A tabula rasa. It really is all about what you put into it.

[whole onyx]

It makes me feel alone

sad mobile honk

[frosty needle]

I mean the corners i agree but the regular farm is cool

[keen mesa]

wilderness farm is literally just an upgraded standard

[ember ermine]

good blank slate

[keen mesa]

the little pond in the bottom left with the tree split in the left

[frosty needle]

Man U just dont like standard things

[keen mesa]

idk just feels too lame and big

[hexed smelt]

I like big farms, and I cannot lie ...

[frosty needle]

I named my horse Donkey but the game just put grovi or something

[keen mesa]

[frosty needle]

How big tho

[keen mesa]

you other brothers cant deny

[hexed smelt]

So full there's no room for anything else.

[queen verge]

That’s sad

I say disco you say party
Disco Disco

[frosty needle]

[whole onyx]

Yes

[frosty needle]

[whole onyx]

Party party

[queen verge]

lesss goo

[granite token]

[frosty needle]

[keen mesa]

I have the most basic white person i make everytime i play and i hate it but i do it anyway

[hot moss]

playing stardew valley help me forget about my friends 🙂

i love that

[vital mirage]

hi

[cobalt hare]

best/cost efficient/easiest food for diving into SC?

[vital mirage]

me

[hexed smelt]

Gold star cheese.

[hot moss]

salad

[ember ermine]

fantastic

[keen mesa]

I feel like people either make my exact character without the glasses or with like a random color hair and afro

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-20348263

[ember ermine]

pfft

[hot moss]

lol