stardew-valley

[agile pier]

Quite a few

Lemme check

[cerulean python]

im not sure how much gold it costs, but i do know its 100 hardwood and quite a lot of gold :)

[frosty needle]

I dont care about the money ill sell all my diamonds

[fallen garden]

horse is either 7 or 10k i think

[cobalt hare]

if you chop the stumps it'll be 88.461538461538...

[hollow fjord]

Thanks!

[dusty ibex]

secret woods!!

[frosty needle]

Where can i find purple mushroom?

[cobalt hare]

foraging in the mines, farm cave, christmas, garbage cans, wizard gift, forest farm during fall, something that happens after cc

[versed ravine]

quickest is is to forage in the mines if you don’t pick the mushroom farm cave

[candid cosmos]

Okay, Now for cc route.. What's the difference between doing the bundles and buying the membership from joja

[cobalt hare]

Membership makes you spend money to fix everything and the community is less happy

Community Center makes you give it items from all aspects of the game and it makes the community happier for it

[iron isle]

What’s the ||secret woods|| and how do I get there? :0

[candid cosmos]

Oh, Alright. I definitely do not have the money for Joja so I'm just gonna do cc thank you for the information though !

[cobalt hare]

it's on the west side of cindersap forest and you get there with a steel axe to chop the log

[iron isle]

Steel??? Oh this gon take me a while lol. Thank you

[pseudo fjord]

can ı use the chair thing?

[cobalt hare]

yes

[pseudo fjord]

ı will thx

[sly slate]

What do you do with a diamond?

[gaunt light]

i really want to unlock the bus but i still need 30k gold for the vault 😭😭😭 fishing gives good money but it takes a long time

[ashen flume]

You can donate the first one and sell the others

I like to keep a few for gifts or quests tho

[sly slate]

Thx

[gaunt light]

i have a lot of resources from mining and farming but idk if i should sell those ngl

[ashen flume]

Damn what about farming in general?

[sly slate]

@gaunt light nice profile pic

[gaunt light]

tyty

hero is everything ❤️❤️

[gaunt light]

i just entered winter actually

forgot to change the name

[bitter lintel]

money from farming the rest of the year

[ashen flume]

Ohh rip then

[gaunt light]

do i just sell it all tho cuz what if i need smth for a quest or whatever but i sold it

thats kinda what im worried abt

[bitter lintel]

always keep some of everything

[ashen flume]

Depends on what do you have tbh

[gaunt light]

mhm

[bitter lintel]

SDV is hoarding

[gaunt light]

yeahhh

i have a lot of iridium fish🤔

was told to keep those tho

[ashen flume]

Like,some people keep 6 normal parsnips, 5 silver parsnips and 3 Golden ones

[gaunt light]

ohhh

[ashen flume]

The silver ones are just something you dont keep

[gaunt light]

yeah

[ashen flume]

The gold ones are mostly for max friendship points

[gaunt light]

i only sell silver items

[ashen flume]

Ehh i sell all of my iridium fish tbh

[gaunt light]

i might do that too

[ashen flume]

Its fish, not that hard to get in iridium quality

[gaunt light]

true

[ashen flume]

I would keep some of the normal quality/lowest quality of each type tho

[gaunt light]

do i sell the minerals and stuff fron mining too?

[ashen flume]

Like,emeralds and stuff

[bitter lintel]

I keep every iridium fish, I like to see all of them I've caught for fun

[gaunt light]

yeah

[ashen flume]

I keep 5 of each normal gem and sell the others

[gaunt light]

loll fr tho

[ashen flume]

Except pshards

(Ofc)

[gaunt light]

okok

[ashen flume]

Mmm collecting items

[atomic dock]

I would never have the self control, I will sell whatever I can (despite my chests having no organization, like diamond and bug meat in the same chest)

[gaunt light]

lmaoo

[ashen flume]

Staring at my thousands of geodes rn

[gaunt light]

all my iridium fish r just rotting away in a random chest somewhere 😭

[gaunt light]

dayummm

i have an addiction to opening geodes

yesterday i was lucky enough to crack open a bunch of iridium ores

[ashen flume]

Same but i just cant do it anymore,my mineral chest is full and i refuse to make another one

[neat copper]

Do you have to get married and have kids? Like does it progress the story in specific ways where you’ll get “stuck” if you don’t get married?

[ashen flume]

You dont really get stuck or anything but it is something required to like 100% the game

[neat copper]

Well bugger…

[hollow fjord]

no, you can also "get married" to Krobus if you want and have a ploatonic relationship

[atomic dock]

kids are completely optional but marriage/ ||having a roommate|| is required for perfection

[ashen flume]

Krobus the aroace icon

[bitter lintel]

My modded save iridium fish chests, vanilla save looks the same. #modded-stardew message

[ashen flume]

Please spoiler that, also nope

[gaunt light]

im aroace too 🤭

[ashen flume]

You gotta buy another sword from the guild

[woeful karma]

Need to spoiler please with ||.

[neat copper]

Wait. That second one. How do you do that? I didn’t see anything like that in the wiki lol.

[ashen flume]

Oh thats cool

[neat copper]

Ooo I googled it lololol

[gaunt light]

i wanna propose to haley already but im too broke to upgrade my house 😪😪

[odd jacinth]

hello:)

[gaunt light]

hii

[woeful karma]

👋

[woeful karma]

It’ll happen 🙂

[ashen flume]

Hey,welcome!

[odd jacinth]

I've been on mute for 10 minutes lol, ive never seen that in a discord chat before

[pseudo fjord]

ı have 6 hearts with haley BUT I DONT EVEN LİKE HER

[gaunt light]

LMAO HOW DO U HAVE THAY MANY HEARTS IF U DONT LIKE HER😭

[pseudo fjord]

IIDK

[bitter lintel]

by playing the game

[ashen flume]

Oh yeah you gotta wait 10 minutes after joining before sending a message,thats just to make sure no bot spam happens or smth like that?

[pseudo fjord]

ı want my babygirl emily

[quick kestrel]

The best girl

[gaunt light]

go get her ✅✅✅

[pseudo fjord]

ım trying to

[odd jacinth]

Shane's my man, I just started a new game on my switch when I used to play on my PC, rn im at 2 hearts lol

[quick kestrel]

Is there a mod that lets NPCs reject the player?

[odd jacinth]

Makes sense:)

[pseudo fjord]

why'd you want to use this mod

[atomic dock]

npcs will reject if you're not high enough hearts, i think? may be wrong

[gaunt light]

😭😭😭

[bitter lintel]

You mean Haley and Shane?

[vital mirage]

hi

[gaunt light]

heyy

[ashen flume]

Can confirm this is true

[odd jacinth]

Haley rejects? I thought only Shane did

[quick kestrel]

So that wooing them is more than just giving them gifts and talking to them regularly

[vital mirage]

I want to throw abigail down a cliff

😡😡

[gaunt light]

what did she do ⁉️

[ashen flume]

LMFAO

[vital mirage]

eveyrthing

[gaunt light]

she a little stubborn like that

[gaunt light]

😭😭

[vital mirage]

I told her what she should dye her hair and she said no in a more rude way than just saying no

[odd jacinth]

lmao I want to hear the story now

[vital mirage]

😡😡

[odd jacinth]

how rude

[vital mirage]

like when ur parents call u fat rude

[pseudo fjord]

she's so mean

[atomic dock]

fellow elliott haters where u at

[odd jacinth]

They need a way to kill em off like drowning in sims

That'd prob be too morbid though lmao

[gaunt light]

who💀

[pseudo fjord]

ı didnt even met elliot still

[gaunt light]

not sims

[atomic dock]

not too fond of elloitt

[gaunt light]

whi the heck is elliot ‼️

[quick kestrel]

He's the pretty guy on the beach

[odd jacinth]

Like... in sims lol

[gaunt light]

the guy with the long hair?

[quick kestrel]

Yeah

[odd jacinth]

Why are we hating on Elliot?

[marble brook]

pretty ugly in my opinion

[pseudo fjord]

yea

[gaunt light]

he kinda silly

[odd jacinth]

I don't interact with him much

[atomic dock]

elliott

[vital mirage]

she danced with my man in the flower dance

[cobalt hare]

My beloved

[pseudo fjord]

are you talking about alex

[frosty needle]

Wtf

[gaunt light]

same, well ive only interacted once for the introduction quest but thats it 😭😭

[vital mirage]

mondo butter

[vital mirage]

No

[pseudo fjord]

who

[vital mirage]

I’m talking about the discord mod

[odd jacinth]

How soon did y'all buy the backpack?

[pseudo fjord]

oh

[vital mirage]

that lives in the basement

[gaunt light]

as soon as i could afford it

in like summer

[vital mirage]

I haven’t bought it yet

[cobalt hare]

once I had more than enough to buy both upgrades

[wintry dagger]

about a month in??

[pseudo fjord]

in the 20th of fall

[vital mirage]

staying strong

[pseudo fjord]

but the first backpack

[vital mirage]

[gaunt light]

almost at the end of spring

[atomic dock]

i bought the first upgrade around the end of spring

[vital mirage]

I’ve been to focused getting married with sebby that I forgot to farm stuff

[odd jacinth]

I bought it in my old one super fast, but ive held off this round

[vital mirage]

[gaunt light]

felt

[ashen flume]

This was me on first save tbh

[vital mirage]

I got 8 hearts and made him my boyfriend when I started yesteeday

[wintry dagger]

i get married after getting the important stuff

[gaunt light]

woooo

[wintry dagger]

so i dont have to take the hours to get a girlfriend/boyfriend

[pseudo fjord]

woooa

[vital mirage]

now I’m broke and I only grow 5 eggplants

[atomic dock]

in my first playthrough i spent my whole first year trying to seduce haley cause i had a crush on her 😭

[pseudo fjord]

lol

[vital mirage]

[odd jacinth]

Is the cat important?

[vital mirage]

Yes u can eat it

[odd jacinth]

/dog

[marble brook]

very important

[cobalt hare]

I was able to give Elliott like a lobster a day for a couple months

[gaunt light]

your WHOLE first year?😭 it only took me a few weeks

[odd jacinth]

☹️

[gaunt light]

oh wow

[wintry dagger]

i gave penny poppys for a month

[vital mirage]

I need to marry SEBBY THEN GET INTO THE IMPORTANT STUFF

[pseudo fjord]

why the whole year

[vital mirage]

[gaunt light]

GO GET EM

[vital mirage]

fun fact I bought the house upgrade so I can cook sashimi for sebbg

[pseudo fjord]

CALM DOWN WHAT İS IMPORTANT STUFF

[gaunt light]

mmmmm sashimi

[vital mirage]

you know

[atomic dock]

i think i got married in fall and devoted all my time in haley's house and growing sunflowers

[gaunt light]

damn

[vital mirage]

when a mommy likes a daddy very much

[pseudo fjord]

wwow

[atomic dock]

and i completely ignored the community centre in that playthrough (as well as the mines, and fishing) and did all my year 1 stuff in winter and year 2

[wintry dagger]

I married haley because i didnt know you could marry the same genderr

[vital mirage]

linus is the best NPC

[pseudo fjord]

damn

[odd jacinth]

Stardew is woke like that:)

[vital mirage]

he’s the reason I got 8 hearts

[pseudo fjord]

he's silly

[gaunt light]

the #1 ally

[vital mirage]

Yes I wait outside the door everyday of yk to gain 2 hearts

[odd jacinth]

fr fr

[vital mirage]

he never leaves his room bro

does he even shower

[pseudo fjord]

he's a caveman

[gaunt light]

he has natural showers from the rain ofc 🥺

[atomic dock]

there are no bathrooms aside from in the bathhouse (which opens in summer)

[odd jacinth]

mmm stinky boy

[pseudo fjord]

he has a river

maybe he showers there

[gaunt light]

the poor ecosystems in that river

[odd jacinth]

or in the sewer lmao

[gaunt light]

😭😭😭

[pseudo fjord]

😢

[vital mirage]

he better ask me the 8th day we get married

[pseudo fjord]

can you marry linus??

[vital mirage]

no

[marble brook]

no

[pseudo fjord]

oh

[vital mirage]

imagine linus young

[gaunt light]

rip linus enjoyers

[pseudo fjord]

mmmmh

[vital mirage]

I searched up linus Stardew and I see….

[pseudo fjord]

wait

[vital mirage]

yes

it is

what it us

[pseudo fjord]

ı searched linus and it looks normal

[vital mirage]

tap the star dew valley wiki pic

[odd jacinth]

im confused lol

[pseudo fjord]

me too

[vital mirage]

no I randomly scrolled down and I see linus without his shirt

[pseudo fjord]

guys ı searched thing abt linus ı shouldnt search

[odd jacinth]

ohhhhhh

got it

[vital mirage]

when can u marry someone

[vital mirage]

really

[odd jacinth]

what lol

[pseudo fjord]

ıı think when you gey 8 heart w them

get*

[vital mirage]

oh

I dated him at 8 hearts

HOW DO U GET THE MERMAID PENDANT

😡😡

[wintry dagger]

You ahve to get the bridge fixed on the beach

[gaunt light]

im oretty sure u need full hearts and an upgraded house

[marble brook]

on beach when it’s raining after you repair the broken bridge

[wintry dagger]

and make sure it rains

[odd jacinth]

I always forget about the bridge

[frank kayak]

300 wood

[vital mirage]

when can u break the bridge

I mean fix

[gaunt light]

any time

[marble brook]

anytime

[vital mirage]

does it need resources

[gaunt light]

just chop down some trees

[marble brook]

300 wood

[wintry dagger]

you need 300 wood

[vital mirage]

[frank kayak]

get chopping

[gaunt light]

theres plenty of trees aroubd

[vital mirage]

I nearly died chopping 420 woods

[pseudo fjord]

ı'm too lazy to chop trees

[wintry dagger]

u got this

[gaunt light]

loll

i find it satisfying

[frank kayak]

buy it?

[odd jacinth]

I'll help you if you want lmao

[vital mirage]

wjat there’s multiplayer

[gaunt light]

robin sells wood if u really arent bothered

[vital mirage]

I used to good at farming but now

[odd jacinth]

Yes, just boy the 100g house from robin and then press coop on the main screen

[vital mirage]

i went broke

how much is the coop

[frank kayak]

4k

[odd jacinth]

4000

[vital mirage]

wow

[frank kayak]

34k total

[gaunt light]

?!

[vital mirage]

[pseudo fjord]

huh

[gaunt light]

where did that 30k come from

[frank kayak]

for max coop

[vital mirage]

guys GL to me I’m gonna be even more broke in winter

[gaunt light]

is that the luxury one?

[gaunt light]

fish and mine!!

[frank kayak]

deluxe

[vital mirage]

…

[gaunt light]

ohh yeah

[vital mirage]

dont remind me

[gaunt light]

fishing is so fun i love fishing

[odd jacinth]

why no fishing and mining?

[vital mirage]

the only reason I even did any of this was because of sebby

staying strong

[gaunt light]

u need to get the money for him💪

[pseudo fjord]

ım ok with miining but fishing is so boring for me

[wintry dagger]

WOW i forgot how much money some crops give when you sell them

[gaunt light]

its the opposite for me lol

[odd jacinth]

support him financially lmao

[gaunt light]

pls tell me they arent some super rare one time only crops

[odd jacinth]

I'm okay with both

[vital mirage]

should I skip spirits eve

[gaunt light]

idk

[pseudo fjord]

whats spirits eve

[wintry dagger]

nah just your average monthly crops

[pseudo fjord]

ım on the first year

[frank kayak]

fish on bad luck days and mine on good luck days

[gaunt light]

the only thing u can do is like do ||the maze and get the golden pumpkin idk but its kinda useless||

[vital mirage]

I found a bunch of amethyst and I ignored it yesterday

[gaunt light]

damn

[vital mirage]

yeah

[gaunt light]

couldve made some money

[vital mirage]

S

[lime matrix]

What things can i do that can make money in winter?

[gaunt light]

fish and mineee

forage

[wintry dagger]

fish, mine and forage

[vital mirage]

fish and mine and support ur hubby or wiffey

[lime matrix]

Yeah ||skull caverns|| is kind of hard for me

[gaunt light]

real

[lime matrix]

Am in year 1

[gaunt light]

help i havent been in the mines for ages

im up to floor 85 tho

[vital mirage]

can I show u my farm to know how broke I am

[gaunt light]

yes

[lime matrix]

Its located in ||Calico Desert|| after ||reaching floor 120||

[gaunt light]

oooo

ive been wanting to go to that place forever

[pseudo fjord]

when can ı go to desert

[vital mirage]

rate irr

[lime matrix]

Basically ||everything hits hard and doesnt die easily||

[lime matrix]

||Donate 42k to the Vault cc||

[pseudo fjord]

makes sense

[vital mirage]

dawg how u guys go to level 140 I can only go to 10 and I die

[gaunt light]

idk if theres any other ways but ||in the community centre u need to pay a lot of gold to repair the bus||

[vital mirage]

RATE IT😡😡😡

[lime matrix]

In ||skull caverns||?

[pseudo fjord]

fr

[gaunt light]

WHERE IS IT

[vital mirage]

IN UR DMS…

[vital mirage]

um no the mine near sebby and robin house

[frank kayak]

140 is impossible

[lime matrix]

You cant get to 140 only 120 what are you talkung about

[marble brook]

there’s only 120

[odd jacinth]

isnt sebastian with robin? I didnt think you could date him.

[frank kayak]

no

[wintry dagger]

no

[lime matrix]

Thats demetrius

[wintry dagger]

[odd jacinth]

ohhhh

welp

[marble brook]

robin is his mom.

[vital mirage]

…..

[odd jacinth]

ignore me lmao

[frank kayak]

Sebastian is Robin's son ?

[gaunt light]

alabama

[wintry dagger]

adopted i think

[vital mirage]

no

[wintry dagger]

idk man

[pseudo fjord]

lol

[gaunt light]

id think he was adopted they look nothing alike

[vital mirage]

I’m gonna go to sebby house for our annual mountain trip

[pseudo fjord]

yea

[gaunt light]

real

[wintry dagger]

aight

[ashen flume]

Nope sebastian isnt adopted

[ancient forge]

Can someone dm me and help me get mods for my phone? I think I downloaded SAMPI

[odd jacinth]

i was thinking of Demetrius, im dumb

[gaunt light]

LOLL its all good

[vital mirage]

SEBBYS NOT HOME.

[lime matrix]

Smapi isnt compatible for 1.5 for now i think

[gaunt light]

HE RAN AWAY😭😭😭

[wintry dagger]

hes probs smoking

[vital mirage]

No he at sams hous

[wintry dagger]

them 20 packs

[gaunt light]

fr

[ashen flume]

Maybe #modded-stardew could help?or #archived-modded-support idk,also welcome!

[vital mirage]

😡😡

[wintry dagger]

oh

[gaunt light]

hes replacing u

[wintry dagger]

yeah lol

[vital mirage]

HES GONE

[gaunt light]

THOUGUT HE WAS AT SAMS HOUSD 😭😭

[vital mirage]

HES NOT AT SAMS HOUSE

[frank kayak]

is Sebastian a vampire

[odd jacinth]

sucks to see

[wintry dagger]

he went to the city

[vital mirage]

It’s Saturday

[wintry dagger]

or jumped off a cliff

[vital mirage]

I mean friday

I’m gonna meet him tommorrow

sorry sebby butter big cheeks

[gaunt light]

oh wow

[wintry dagger]

excuse me, bro what??

[vital mirage]

What

[wintry dagger]

what nickname is that bro

[vital mirage]

A good one

[odd jacinth]

sus

[frank kayak]

day and season?

[wintry dagger]

fr

[vital mirage]

ONT A CROS

[gaunt light]

he got sandy cheeks bro

[vital mirage]

OMG A CROW

[vital mirage]

26 fall

stop eating my eggplants crow

[wintry dagger]

lol

get a scarecorw

[vital mirage]

It’s 27 now

[frank kayak]

check railyard

[odd jacinth]

my scarecrows name is davey

[pseudo fjord]

ı hope ı could kill them

[gaunt light]

whats that

[frank kayak]

f

[wintry dagger]

Mines named gerry

[vital mirage]

my scarecrow is named baller

[gaunt light]

real

[frank kayak]

or saloon

[odd jacinth]

Davey says hi to gerry and baller

[vital mirage]

Baller hits Davey with a crow and says uwu

[gaunt light]

it says the scarecrow like protects the 8 tiles or whatever, does that mean in a radius or like the quality sprinkler

[small bison]

what in fucks name have i entered into

[wintry dagger]

i think in a radius

[cobalt hare]

scarecrow rp

[odd jacinth]

hello:)

[gaunt light]

U CAN SWEARRR ive been holding back this whole time

[pseudo fjord]

wow

[vital mirage]

DSMP rp

[gaunt light]

😭💀

[pseudo fjord]

CAN YOU SWEAR

[small bison]

im just gonna go back to seasoned farmers for a bit then

[marble brook]

you can swear

[gaunt light]

damn

[odd jacinth]

bye:)

[small bison]

YES YOU COULD ALWAYD SWEAR WHAT?MM

[vital mirage]

fuck

[gaunt light]

I ALWAYS TOOK THIS FOR KID FRIENDLY VIBES

[pseudo fjord]

fuck balls shit

[gaunt light]

balls💀

[small bison]

literally sobbing you could always swear here

[vital mirage]

OMG SEBBY FINALLY TAKES A WALK

[gaunt light]

wtf

[odd jacinth]

Discords not a kid app though

[gaunt light]

crazy🔥🔥🔥

[wintry dagger]

yeah

[vital mirage]

HE TAKES A WALK AT 9:40 IN THE MORNING

[gaunt light]

true

[vital mirage]

omg

[pseudo fjord]

guys ım on level 5 farming rn rancher or tiller

[odd jacinth]

He's healthy

[gaunt light]

hes probably going to sams house to ditch u

[gaunt light]

i did tiller

[vital mirage]

If he goes to abigails house

[wintry dagger]

lol

[odd jacinth]

He hides from his stalker

[gaunt light]

LMAO

[vital mirage]

hey he’s my boyfriend

[pseudo fjord]

Llol

[vital mirage]

watch u mouth that’s not nice!

You are so mean! Stop it

[odd jacinth]

hehe

[gaunt light]

not the full punctuation

[wintry dagger]

bro get your uwu attitude out

[small bison]

they forgot a full stop at the end its just half punctuated

[vital mirage]

who

[gaunt light]

bye that emoticon is traumatising

[odd jacinth]

I always forgot I shouldn't use "hehe" on certain servers because y'all don't know the irony

[gaunt light]

scandalous 😱😱😱

[marble brook]

rancher

[vital mirage]

little tilley

[pseudo fjord]

ı alredy choosed tiller

[gaunt light]

i never take anything seriously its okay

[vital mirage]

I’m kidding

[odd jacinth]

Aight goof

[vital mirage]

none they stank

[odd jacinth]

good*

[gaunt light]

LMAO

[vital mirage]

OMG RAIN FOR ONCE I NEED TO SEE THE 8 HEART CUTSCENE

[odd jacinth]

fuck I keep forgetting to pause my game when I'm typing

[gaunt light]

NAH CAUSE SAME

[pseudo fjord]

ı dont take things seriously you dont need to worry

[gaunt light]

i just turn off my device at this point

[wintry dagger]

who should i date?? cuz i have no attraction rn

[pseudo fjord]

FR

[vital mirage]

I’m gonna stalk sebby now

[vital mirage]

sam

[wintry dagger]

no

[vital mirage]

rude

[wintry dagger]

sam is an anime nerd

[pseudo fjord]

penny

[ashen flume]

You should keep building up friendship and watching the scenes imo

[vital mirage]

No he’s a band kid get it right…

[gaunt light]

stalker confirmed

[wintry dagger]

prob

[ashen flume]

At some point youre gonna figure out who you like the most based on their story

[vital mirage]

you date all of them

[gaunt light]

waiting for the day when i get pic rights

[wintry dagger]

he looks like goku super sain (idk how to spell

[pseudo fjord]

yea

[gaunt light]

STOP HE KINDA DOES💀

[odd jacinth]

I hope sam isnt a band kid...

[vital mirage]

why is there weird statues with gem stones at the bottom

[pseudo fjord]

he is ig

[vital mirage]

no he looks like yugioh

[wintry dagger]

lol

[gaunt light]

that mf card trading thing?

[wintry dagger]

if both and a child

[vital mirage]

ya

[odd jacinth]

nahhh you're wrong for that😂

[wintry dagger]

hmm

Leah? Elliot?

[vital mirage]

I forgor to get sashimi

[gaunt light]

oh

[small bison]

who do i dance with at the flower dance (besides Sebastian i just divorced him)

[vital mirage]

WAIT FOR ME FUTURE CHEEKS

[odd jacinth]

sus

[wintry dagger]

Maru?

[gaunt light]

mei would not approve

[marble brook]

shane

[wintry dagger]

idk

[vital mirage]

abigail

[wintry dagger]

shane short af

[vital mirage]

keep divorcing him

[small bison]

the only man i see outta the options is shane

[odd jacinth]

I have never chosen anyone other than Shane

[pseudo fjord]

idk

[wintry dagger]

that bro 3,1

[vital mirage]

take abigail

[gaunt light]

dance with haley cause she wins every time so u can take half the credit/j

[vital mirage]

and keep her

[small bison]

I DONT LIKE WOMEN

[odd jacinth]

Dont diss on the short king

[vital mirage]

SHE CAN BE A MAN

[marble brook]

shaneeee

[pseudo fjord]

take shane then

[vital mirage]

😡😡😡

[small bison]

yeah

[gaunt light]

ur pfp kinda looks like homestuck

[vital mirage]

take sam

[small bison]

it is

[gaunt light]

not the band kid

[small bison]

its john egbert

[odd jacinth]

trauma

[vital mirage]

It’s the anime and band kid…

[wintry dagger]

lol

[cosmic hollow]

I have some unwritten vow to never marry Abigail sum wrong with me ik

[neat copper]

Are there any levels in the mine that are good for killing lots of slimes? Trying to get my monster slayer thingy.

[vital mirage]

GET IT RIGHT!

[gaunt light]

i only have one friend who likes homestuck and they told me to never get into it

[gaunt light]

😱😱😱😱

[vital mirage]

No u should avoid them and keep them away

[wintry dagger]

I have a bestfriend thats an anime and band kid

[odd jacinth]

My only thought is sharpie bath

[small bison]

i see why lmao its very...

[gaunt light]

🤨

cant be that bad

[agile trout]

Best way to grind coal?

[ashen flume]

Nope not really, but i reccomend the early levels since green slimes are the weakest ones

[pseudo fjord]

ı'd like to watch it but its too fucking long

[vital mirage]

buy it at the blacksmiths shop

[boreal cargo]

dust sprites

[odd jacinth]

It's the fandom thats bad

[gaunt light]

damn

[ashen flume]

Dust sprites my beloved

[pseudo fjord]

there is so many episodes

[small bison]

the terezi cosplayer who dyed herself in a hotel bathtub with sharpie ink and vodka by soaking for 4 hours?

[agile trout]

My funds don't allow for that 🙏

[gaunt light]

felt

[odd jacinth]

YUP

[cosmic hollow]

There’s no best way 💀 you’d have to run the mines a lot I usually slay a lot of the dust sprite things

[lunar palm]

What’s the quickest way to get the fourth dwarf scroll?

[small bison]

yeah that waz wild

[gaunt light]

do tell

[wintry dagger]

[vital mirage]

guys I got 9 hearts I’m so good

[agile trout]

It'll randomly drop just like the other four

[vital mirage]

1 more heart and I’m gonna marry him

[pseudo fjord]

congrulations stalker

[gaunt light]

did u get the sashimi

[agile trout]

3*

[odd jacinth]

They're just major obsessed

[vital mirage]

yeah and I’m gonna kill more fish

[small bison]

its hell /neg

[gaunt light]

u need to upgrade ur house first

[boreal cargo]

I'm just waiting for the rain to buy a pendant

[vital mirage]

to which one

[agile trout]

Oooh Mei are you going with Sebastian?

[cosmic hollow]

Hot question tho, when you marry Emily when does she give you irunium gear? Or is that a myth lol

[small bison]

i love my fandom tho it feels so right /pos

[vital mirage]

yes I’m gonna have kids with him uwu

[wintry dagger]

idk

[gaunt light]

idk but robin offers to upgrade ur house for a few thousand gold so

[agile trout]

I married him within 12 hours

[wintry dagger]

bruh

[vital mirage]

….

[ashen flume]

Oh thats #stardew-spoilers area,post marriage stuff

[wintry dagger]

wait what?? o-o

[gaunt light]

u need to step up ur game

[cosmic hollow]

Lmao thank you 🙏🏼

[vital mirage]

I’m gonna buy 5 mermaid pendants

[marble brook]

you cannot

[gaunt light]

SHE GIVES YOU WHAT.!?????

ive been losing

[pseudo fjord]

ıdc about anyhting she gives ı'll marry her

[ashen flume]

Handing out bouquets to the whole town

[abstract scaffold]

she gives you some special clothes

[agile trout]

Why do your i's not have dots

[odd jacinth]

Robin's a milf

[abstract scaffold]

but they're clothes, not like, tools and stuff

and i think the purple boots are better anyway

[vital mirage]

guys I got a chub fish

[gaunt light]

oh okay im not losing ✅✅

[wintry dagger]

cool

[pseudo fjord]

ım turkish and we have a dottless i

[gaunt light]

eat it

[agile trout]

Ohh

[cosmic hollow]

Straight facts, I’d sell her my soul. Or give her my wood

[small bison]

the budget version is leah

[wintry dagger]

cook

roast that fish

[odd jacinth]

fr

[gaunt light]

the best carpenter

[agile trout]

Pause

[small bison]

i want to steal pierre's wife shes so cute

[pseudo fjord]

yeah

[wintry dagger]

fr

[vital mirage]

how do u sleep with ur hubby

[gaunt light]

😭

[small bison]

yoi dony /j

you do not /j

[gaunt light]

ur gettin a little to excited mei

[vital mirage]

OMG MY CROPS ARE ON FIRE

[agile trout]

Bro's tryna f### the emo

[gaunt light]

WHAT HELP💀💀💀

[odd jacinth]

jesussss

[pseudo fjord]

HOW

[wintry dagger]

what should i do in starwdew im bored

[cosmic hollow]

They don’t consent especially Sebastian, he’s into frogs ik

[small bison]

btw guys you can swear here

[pseudo fjord]

you can type fuck

[vital mirage]

u should date everyone

[boreal cargo]

Bomb your entire farm and start from scratch

[wintry dagger]

Meii no

[vital mirage]

Yes

[agile trout]

it's funnier when censored

[small bison]

real

[vital mirage]

And u should shatter their hearts

[odd jacinth]

Join my game lol

[gaunt light]

bro got the roblox censor

[wintry dagger]

i need the money first

[agile trout]

exactly

[small bison]

NAH THEY CENCOR UR ENTIRE SENTENCE IF U SAY FUCK

[wintry dagger]

ygot that hashtag swag

[vital mirage]

OMG MY CROPS ARE JUMPING

[gaunt light]

you ###### #### ######

[odd jacinth]

animal jam used to do that

[gaunt light]

######### ######

[agile trout]

I've started a cult

[pseudo fjord]

yeah ####### #####

[wintry dagger]

bro u got that #### #####

[cosmic hollow]

I want to do multiplayer one day but I don’t wanna suck and I work 10/10 so glad I found the discord tho

[small bison]

silly

[agile trout]

i started something.

[wintry dagger]

goofy ahh

[gaunt light]

######## ##### #######

[gaunt light]

for real

[gaunt light]

NO THATS CRAZY

[pseudo fjord]

ı wrote ım gay

[vital mirage]

It’s the first day of winter and all I see is a dark orb guy running like Roblox speedrun 5

[wintry dagger]

but fr what should i do, like i need to do something, shoudl i get animals?????

[gaunt light]

crazy 😱😱😱

[pseudo fjord]

yea

[vital mirage]

No I’m fr u should do it

Who’s that emo guy that runs randomly

[gaunt light]

bro same 💀 idk wtf that thing is but i will catch it

[agile trout]

guys when you get into the ######## do you have to ####### and ######### throw a ##### into the #####

[odd jacinth]

They all run randomly

[gaunt light]

####### 😭

[small bison]

seasoned-farmers update: someone didnt know robin sells wood

[restive mountain]

It's Sebastian I think

[wintry dagger]

Bro hes hacking and saying ##### and #### he also ##### and ur #####

[gaunt light]

how is that even possibke

[pseudo fjord]

ı think ### #### to ##########

[odd jacinth]

and the blacksmith sells ore lmao

[restive mountain]

I got my second ancient seed!

[vital mirage]

I didnt know sebby was built like a potato with a black vine on his forehead

[pseudo fjord]

how

[small bison]

got a bit silly

[restive mountain]

After I lost my first one to the winter

[cosmic hollow]

Nobody wants to contribute to Clint

[gaunt light]

😭

[small bison]

IDK THERE WAS LIKE 7 PPL WHO TOLD THEM

[gaunt light]

i need more omni geodes RAHHHHHH

[marble wraith]

i need 999 of them

i want a turban too

[gaunt light]

real

[wintry dagger]

i want to try to date a boy for once but all of them look like garbageeeeeeeeeee

[cosmic hollow]

I need mf one, I’m just gonna make like four rainbow trout fish farms and pray ;-;

[vital mirage]

why does Caroline look like Wendy

[gaunt light]

fr

[odd jacinth]

I meannn... theyre pixels

[pseudo fjord]

which wendy there is so many wendy

[wintry dagger]

pixel or not

[gaunt light]

haley better

[marble wraith]

yah but these pixels are BANGIN

[vital mirage]

wendy fast food

[cosmic hollow]

I used to hate the way Sebastian looks but I’m coming around

[odd jacinth]

Sebastian look like a child

[vital mirage]

yeah with their.. hot milf moms

[pseudo fjord]

fr ı want to date boys but they are so bad

[gaunt light]

hes literslly the face of that one emo gif

[marble wraith]

get me in there

[cosmic hollow]

I’d sooner marry Clint

[wintry dagger]

yeah most of the married people look fire

[pseudo fjord]

nno

[wintry dagger]

😔

[pseudo fjord]

ı'll kill my self rather than marrying clint

[cosmic hollow]

I’ll respect her for you but she works my poor Emily like a dog for vanity ;-;

[wintry dagger]

yeah

[odd jacinth]

What's wrong with clint!?

I like me an older man;)

[small bison]

hes creepy n a stalker

[vital mirage]

and he talks to robin

[small bison]

and a self-proclaimed "Nice Guy"

[pseudo fjord]

ı dont like haley too just clint is worse

[cosmic hollow]

Ty, tab bit incel-y si

[small bison]

[odd jacinth]

how though

[pseudo fjord]

he likes emily ig and he is so much older

[vital mirage]

It’s that guy

Who ran like there was no tommorrow

[odd jacinth]

Older men are hot

[small bison]

i love krobus man

[neat copper]

How old is he supposed to be?

[small bison]

my scrunkly

[cosmic hollow]

Ntm in a lot of expanded mod packs Clint is SEXIST af

[vital mirage]

can u make krobus work for u

[neat copper]

Do they actually have ages ig?

[vital mirage]

I’m lazy

[pseudo fjord]

idk

[gaunt light]

the way a few moments ago we were having the same convo as the seasoned-farmers

[pseudo fjord]

but i think most of the people you can marry are around the age 21

[marble brook]

clint looks like he’s in his 40s

[small bison]

well you can ||make him ur roomie if you get 200 void essence and trade it with desert trader||

[gaunt light]

😭😭

[cosmic hollow]

I wanna be able to put hats on him like you can horses

[small bison]

real

tiara for krobus

[vital mirage]

I don’t think it will fit in my pastel colorful

[wintry dagger]

Oh i should get a horse

thanks for the idea

[small bison]

marry haley for pastel

[odd jacinth]

I need to go make supper but i'm trying to farm my farm

[vital mirage]

sebby NOTHING MAKES U LAUGH

[neat copper]

….. so younger than my husband… 🤣🤣🤣

[cosmic hollow]

Lol have you gotten into the secret woods yet? @wintry dagger

[vital mirage]

😡😡

[gaunt light]

multitask

[wintry dagger]

yes

[small bison]

chair

[odd jacinth]

uhhhh I don't want to drop my switch in hot water

[wintry dagger]

when you forget to farm ur farm

😔

[cosmic hollow]

I threw away my chair once and got trapped gg. My farmer is still there

[small bison]

L

[odd jacinth]

My first save, I sold the parsnip seeds. I about cried when I realized what I did

[gaunt light]

use telepathy to move the controls its not that hard 🙄

[vital mirage]

omg robin has a wood chipper

[odd jacinth]

Teach me your ways

[wintry dagger]

lol lemme use my magic real quick

[gaunt light]

magic

[vital mirage]

omg Willy doesn’t know how to catch squid

[wintry dagger]

insert telepathic noises

[gaunt light]

magic noises

[gaunt light]

thats crazy

[vital mirage]

what’s the festival of ice

[wintry dagger]

winter festival that u see people

[cosmic hollow]

Maybe Willy just has really bad luck

[wintry dagger]

lot of interaction

[vital mirage]

what should I give sebby for his birthday

[wintry dagger]

what he likes

[cosmic hollow]

Ice tear

[vital mirage]

I give him sashimi everyday

it’s a good diet

[wintry dagger]

idk i dont own sebastian

[odd jacinth]

Mans is spoiled

[cosmic hollow]

You will someday

[small bison]

frozen tears, void eggs, pumpkin soup and sashimi are loved gifts

for seb

[small bison]

he also likes obsidian

[vital mirage]

how much is the mermaid pendant

[wintry dagger]

Im not into depressed boys thanks 😬

[small bison]

5k gold i think

[cosmic hollow]

I have yet to talk to Sebastian or Abigail even once in game but I watch them. Closely.

[odd jacinth]

5k yikes

[wintry dagger]

I just realised my character looks too much like ariel

Ariel*

[pseudo fjord]

I ALMOST FORGOT EMİLY'S BİRTHDAY

[odd jacinth]

I randomized my character

[vital mirage]

she’s gonna divorce u

[cosmic hollow]

I was an ass to the wizard for like four years and in return was green the whole time

[odd jacinth]

incompetent significant other

[pseudo fjord]

i didnt marry her but i will

[vital mirage]

there are no laws against pokemon Batman

[pseudo fjord]

no joker dont do it

[vital mirage]

I have a Pokémon Batman

You wanna know what Pokémon it is

[pseudo fjord]

fuck ı dont remember the whole thing

[vital mirage]

OMG ABIGAIL IS GOING TO SEBBYS ROOM

😡😡😡😡

[odd jacinth]

uh oh

[pseudo fjord]

calm down stalker

[odd jacinth]

go get your mans

[wintry dagger]

I just called a friend and he called me a disapointment 😦

[vital mirage]

…

I gave abigail a flower and she said it looks delicious

[pseudo fjord]

damn

[abstract scaffold]

give her some quartz next

[wintry dagger]

OMG i see seagulls kissing

[vital mirage]

Omg I hope they get shoot down

[cosmic hollow]

Hailey and Alex are a thing, marine and Lewis, and Abigail and Sebastian- it’s a damn shame 😩 better luck next time side piece

[wintry dagger]

god, its like a romance show

[pseudo fjord]

ı gave her a quartz and she said it looks delicious

[vital mirage]

…

🐺

[pseudo fjord]

alex is so sweet but he looks like a school bully

[agile pier]

She eats rocks it's something we have in common

[odd jacinth]

yummy rocks

[pseudo fjord]

Lol

[agile pier]

😋 🪨

[vital mirage]

how do we get more money without farm8ng fishing or mining

I’m lazy

[wintry dagger]

foraging

[odd jacinth]

foraging

[vital mirage]

and foraging

[wintry dagger]

u can get rescorses

[cosmic hollow]

I purposely dig through the trash in front of him as often as I can so he hates me, good

[wintry dagger]

Bruh

then ur not getting any money

[odd jacinth]

alex is sexist

[marble brook]

just be poor atm

[pseudo fjord]

ı do this too

[gaunt light]

suddenly im a man⁉️

[odd jacinth]

?

[wintry dagger]

[pseudo fjord]

finally im in summer

[small bison]

be friends with everyone besides the bachelors/bachelorettes (EXCLUDING SHANE AND EMILY, FRIEND THEM) then sleep (check ur mail every so often

[cosmic hollow]

Tbh Sam is such a good man, A GOOD MAN, but I never go after him bc his hair 💀

[wintry dagger]

who sthe best husbando/waifu that is hould date, help a poor person out please

[pseudo fjord]

he looks like an anime kid

[vital mirage]

what’s the best fish u can get with a bamboo fish rod in winter

[vital mirage]

Linus

[small bison]

krobus

[gaunt light]

100% of the male population

[wintry dagger]

is he a single?

[small bison]

well

[abstract scaffold]

guys guys guys

[gaunt light]

yes hi

[cosmic hollow]

Omg yeah 🥺 poor Sam, I bet he showers tho

[abstract scaffold]

gay frog loves you

[odd jacinth]

k

None of them shower

[frank kayak]

no one ever uses the spa

[small bison]

||get full hearts with krobus, give 200 void essence to the desert trader for a void ghost pendant and he'll live with you as a roommate||

[abstract scaffold]

i do

[pseudo fjord]

so much work

[frank kayak]

the villages

[vital mirage]

I gave abigail a broken cell

cd

[mint solstice]

[small bison]

penny does in a cutscene, linus stands inside for a bit, alex uses it to lift weights

[wintry dagger]

thats a lot to do

[odd jacinth]

Stardew is a lot of work in general, its harder that my actual job lmao

[small bison]

yeah but krobus' worth it

[gaunt light]

sooo real

[pseudo fjord]

what's the best crop for summer

[vital mirage]

sam is a mommy’s boy

oh wait

[frank kayak]

how does Abigail eat diamonds

[vital mirage]

oops

[wintry dagger]

Should i hook up with leah?

[odd jacinth]

with her second mouth

[small bison]

melon amd blueberry

[gaunt light]

HELP

[small bison]

abigail eatd quartz

[pseudo fjord]

wth

[vital mirage]

I FORGOT OK

[gaunt light]

i support u

[wintry dagger]

like date i mean

[pseudo fjord]

why does she eat rocks

[wintry dagger]

should i date LEah

[small bison]

yum

[pseudo fjord]

thank you

[cosmic hollow]

Honestly you’ll just naturally get like 95+ void essence from just clearing the mines, another run and bam- krobus time

[small bison]

yw

[vital mirage]

OMG I NEED A GOD DAM COOP

[small bison]

you can uhh ||buy 10 from him everyday in the sewerz||

[cosmic hollow]

She does very little for you and doesn’t socialize with the other townies often but she’s really loving toward you and a 10/10 lesbo wife

[wintry dagger]

@cosmic hollow ok thanks

[gaunt light]

how do u unlock that🙁 i remember a cutscene of it but i forgor

[odd jacinth]

off brand milf

[cosmic hollow]

Do… do you know how stingy I am?

I’ll keep 25g if I have to

[odd jacinth]

Do you ever notice karens are always holding a tiny dog, i feel bad for them

[agile pier]

||Donate 60 things to the museum then you get a key to go down||

[gaunt light]

oh

thanks 😭

[frank kayak]

you should donate your leftover gems

[cosmic hollow]

LOL I thought it was 30 no wonder I was so frustrated for a min there 😂

[vital mirage]

puss in boots died out so fast

[gaunt light]

ive been keeping them just in case (as with every other item known to man)

[gaunt light]

that happens a lot

[vital mirage]

SEBBY CONE BACK

[gaunt light]

NAW DID UE RUN AWAY AGAIN

[vital mirage]

Oh wait it’s 7:3p

7:30 am

[gaunt light]

😭

[vital mirage]

I’m such a good person

[pseudo fjord]

no you arent

[vital mirage]

SEBBY U WHAT

[odd jacinth]

What's the purpose of the bath house

[dusty ibex]

u can sit in there

and it’ll recharge ur energy

[odd jacinth]

I feel like that'd be more helpful closer to town

[agile pier]

It is fairly pointless yea

[vital mirage]

sebby says that

is it a spoiler

[vivid jasper]

does the quality of presents matter? for example fish quality?

[vital mirage]

Yes

[boreal cargo]

||}Skull Cavern run but it's using the golden scythe as a weapon||

[agile pier]

Yea the higher quality the better the friendship points for positive gifts and it also works negatively

Like if you give someone an iridium quality hated gift they hate it more

[vivid jasper]

ok 😄

[cunning silo]

beautiful system

[spiral stream]

ok luau is tmrw and i didn't prepare anything

what should i use in a pinch

[cunning silo]

go to mlake and fish for a sturgeon

[boreal cargo]

How do I convince myself that bombs are worth the price?

[dusk jackal]

[distant sphinx]

Getting more money 💀

[umbral cove]

Sometimes I wish Stardew was cross plat

[bitter lintel]

the time saved pickaxing should do that

[wicked thorn]

[boreal cargo]

I guess I'll do a few "dummy runs" where I'm just going in for iron and gold to stock up on mats, and maybe hunt serpents for free eel dishes

then once I have enough, grab the bombs and start the arson run

[hot moss]

ain't no way my iridium sprinkler just fell into the pond after i tried to collect it

[bitter lintel]

sploosh

[hot moss]

yes

[bitter lintel]

gg

offering to Neptune

[hot moss]

pain, that iridium sprinkler was good to me, i barely can do skull cavern at all

[agile pier]

Rip

[wicked thorn]

[bitter lintel]

can buy 1 from Krobus on Friday for 10K

[hot moss]

oh, but who is krobus

[wicked thorn]

[toxic girder]

Should I get second room after kitchen upgrade for my house

[wicked thorn]

Yes

[umbral shale]

'oh hey, let's search for the ancient seed so i can get the recipe for it and craft a whole bunch for the fall! i'm sure the recipe isn't too difficult.'

[toxic girder]

Okay

[wicked thorn]

Put the fruit in a seed.. maker.. thingy

[umbral shale]

ik, i'm nearly at level 9 farminh

[candid cosmos]

what's the seed thing called?

[wicked thorn]

Good question idk

[hot moss]

just get ancient fruit and put it in the seed maker

i just did that, got 2 seeds now

but i cant plant bc it's winter

can the crystilarium dupe ores? like iridium?

[bitter lintel]

no

[wicked thorn]

Uhhh use.. indoor.. planters.. or greenhouse

[hot moss]

i dont have green house yet