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Wait, new lore? The merchant pig is a celebrity?
Traveling merchant lady has been in God knows where
The pig is probably more popular than her
Slimes are less of a person than wilderness golems obviously
The fez was Ottoman, basically pre-Turkish, and banned during the Ataturk Reform
Riiiight
history class time boyz
Didnt know that
I never seen them before
We never see Marlon past the entrance room but he definitely goes down there
Are you trolling
stone golems are in the 30's of the mines (dark floors)
Oh thosee
golems, that's what they are called in game
wilderness golems show up on the wilderness farms
Wilderness golems spawn on the farm if you have monsters toggled on (or on Wilderness, where it is on by default)
how do you change ur pets name in 1.6? or is it not possible?
Stone Golem appears on the dark floors of the mines and Wilderness Golem appears if you have farm monsters on, and in Abigail's 14 heart event
slimes are lifeless
I imagined big stone bulky chonky golems
Golem in the game sense of construct-monster, not the Golem of Jewish folklore
I see
Marlon has, at least, reached Floor 70
Since he captures skeletons for display in Spirit's Eve
I should look up what Jewish folklore golems looked like.
Or I can just imagine they are all Wonder Woman, as she's based on that folklore
Or imagine the Minecraft golem
what does he do after the event's over? cap them in the skull?
Kill them I presume
Wonder woman was based on...uhm what?? Lol
k you guys made wonderful displays, en garde fiend
put them into storage for next year

The creator of Wonder Woman was a strong advocate for males submitting sexually to women.
That's why she has the rope...
I’m at the desert festival and Elliott just called me a beautiful desert rose 
Ayo 😳
JK rowling's views are diametrically opposed to HP fans but we don't equate her views to her work
HP suck
Apples and oranges. He wrote his views directly into the comics.
aaand we are veering off topic enough to make me nervous, maybe we can bring it back around to stardew
Do you want your mind blown?? Harry potter and star wars are the same story
fair mc then
let’s talk about how Elliott called me his beautiful desert rose 
Although the Turks are an ethnic group that goes back to the Central Asian Steppe way before the Ottomans were a thing. What with the various Turkic conquerors in the Middle East like the Seljuk Turks or Ghaznavids
A lot of comic creators in that era were Jewish (there was a whole thing about I think Marvel getting death threats in WW2 until Mayor La Guardia himself intervened and set NYPD patrols to guard their office)
are you dating or married or it was just a throwaway line?
😄
r/hydrohomies propaganda
ELLIOTT WOULD NEVER USE REDDIT HOW DARE YOU
Hehe
Line for the desert festival?
it's nice that some npcs have terms of endearment or other little lines they say to show their affection after marriage
Yes!!
At the egg festival he said “It’s good to see you relaxed, dear.”
he’s such a sweetheart and pet names make me giddy so that’s why I married him
sometimes at night I get "good night, dear" from Seb when he's in the bed
Good boi
Oh also Elliott gave me wine for new year’s eve
I should reevaluate my spouse-as-decor tier list to account for winter outfits
YOUR WHAT TIER LIST?
Sam and haileys outfits are best imo
Yeah Haley did very well
Sam is F tier. what did they do to him.
...Gods, there's an actual Chinese term for this idea, and it gets obliquely referenced in Mulan
speaking of egg festival do you guys think there's an egg in the town, as in trans people who haven't came out
Sam actually looks like an adult in winter
Like...his winter outfit?? Naah hes definitely A
idk about egg but Sebastian and Abigail are T4T
do fences rot in GI?
He did for me too
Sam with a hat hiding his anime hair just... shapeshifts into a normal guy. But I suspect nobody married Sam to be with a normal guy
Wdym anime hair??!! Hes american
nuh uh i’m the only person on earth who ever married elliott /j

His whole freaking family has anime hair 
Hmmmm.......how come
Sam's winter portrait is goofy as fuck
lol. He was the first character I ever married
TBH if it was anyone I'd guess Clint. The depression, the refusal to step outside his comfort zone, the social awkwardness as he tries to put on the strongman persona that he thinks people want to see from him...
sdv is an anime so everyone has an anime hair
I WAS GONNA SAY CLINT BUT I THOUGHT U GUYS WOULD CALL ME WEIRD
cool theory
Jodi has a braid...vincent idek what to call his hairstyle, sam is just hair up like a typical teenager and kent is well military
Aren't military men usually bald tho
Claire the blacksmith lives forever in my heart
I still say no, but I say like... 70% no as opposed to 90%+ no for everyone else
Sam and Vince have spiky hair
Kent somehow manages to have a spiky military crew cut
And Jodi?
Not everyone
yo the bookseller is in town today
Well she aint dead
Usually only the fresh recruits are
Having a braid≠ anime hair dood
Kent is basically Guille
lol about to say
though guile's hair isn't spiky
well it's spiky but only in two directions
kent has the most formal distant dialogue ever
Parted two ways
Guile's hair is still cut flat on top.
Kent's anime hair game is in a different direction from Guile's but both are definitely anime af for having army cuts
oh wait so queen of sauce cookbook makes me learn ALL recipes???
True...that post war adhd kicking in
from queen of sauce?
All QotS recipes yes
Yes
It wouldn't be worth its purchase price if it didn't
recipes you must learn e.g. from gus on the island, not included
I wasted 50k to get 2 recipes lol....reset the day not worth it for 2 fkin recipe
so that's why it's worth 50,000g
if you're doing y1 perfection it would
Ya
It's still exorbitant but that's probably the "as seen on TV" premium
I wish it had an extra recipe personally
which recipe specifically?
Just a bonus exclusive recipe
oic
Why jist 1?
1G is closer to a penny than a dollar in this game, but 50k would still be within an order of magnitude of 500 USD
Maybe for all 5 skills?
recipe for disaster like clint has always wanted
so you have to buy it for completion
That would make it better
Something that actually uses the new crops maybe
broccoli and cheese soup, how is that not in the game
Because somehow the only carrots usable in cooking are cave carrots
Theres cheese cauliflower
absolutely not the same thing 😛
Powder melon smoothie 🥤
Although honestly IMO adding regular carrots was a mistake
powder melon?
What's a lemon? Sounds fake
'tis
Married Abigail line:
"Going to the mines today? Bring back something tasty!"
...Abigail doesn't like Cave Carrots so she's probably talking about jewels 
Y1 Perfection is still not possible
Powder melon*
Well, unless you have 50 million
It is with waivers
You don't need anywhere near 50M
A bunch more recipes would be great but that’s more work for CA and I’m mainly just grateful for all the updates we do get
how much does it cost to buy the waiver for kent not being there?
Yeah she has dialouge of food if given gems
You only need enough waivers for Kent recipes
What
And Kent friendship
What's a Kent recipe
The recipes Kent sends you in the mail
well there's his friendship and there's the recipe(s?) he give syou
Oh
And the queen of sauce recipes for year 2.
when can you buy it?

Based
Ok. I thought it was not available in year one. 
That pie 🥧
Tbh considering the ungodly amount of effort you need to pull off for Perfection you might as well just earn money and buy the waivers than doing said extra effort
Available once you reach Walnut Room
I prefer other kinds of pie, personally. Pizza and cheesecake (which is technically classified as pie)
The money is harder than the tasks you're buying out typically
Half a million per 1% is kind of a lot
Then it's only Kent, his recipes and any recipe from special order you've not gotten in year 1. That wouldn't be very expensive.
Tasks can be worth multiple %
Like, Gold Clock was usually the biggest effort for Two Year Perfection before
Friendship is the biggest caveat
You'd have to dedicate almost every single day to gifting them
No you don't
Yeah, perfection is a little bit easier than the money (the effort to earn it)
Don't remind me of that thing. 

I mean, half the town goes to the saloon on Friday
Also if you can't complete the friendship task anyway, does it matter after the recipe thresholds?
Not really. Birthdays, luau, quests and community center are my things to raise friendship I'm during winter year 2 and I have almost max hearts with everyone
how do you get the money for y1 perfection, primarily?
Krobus and Dwarf could be close calls depending on when you unlock them.
But that's still not that many %.
This is Y1 Perfection we're talking about
Friendship also easier now because of stardrop tea which you can save up for troublesome villagers later on
Selling iridium bars
Ah, sorry, I missed that part
word I had no idea you could get a free Magic Rock Candy at the desert fest
got all skills to max right
But yeah, friendship is way faster than you realise
so a starfruit wine is roughly equal to 2 bars
managed to get one of the purple books and that
Except for like, Alex
You're saying that like Stardrop Tea is easy to amass
how do you get stardrop tea consistently enough to be a regular friendship item when maxing all vilalgers
True, especially with the special orders and the new friendship book too
but was only at about 2000/10000
You don't need a lot of it. You only need just enough.
You can get it from mystery boxes and the prize tickets, not super commonly but meh
went mining
Probably the code
And marriage candidates aren't needed for Perfection
hello??
Unfortunately the easiest is just to get prize tickets and get it from mayor Lewis's house
It does
why did it go up so much 😭
Hello
Well, you need to marry one
gold fiishing chests is what I've been told
You don't, you save it in case you need it for a particular village when you're approaching the deadline
It is supposed to go up
Ooo yes that too
That's a good thing to do anyway as you get friendship points for fulfilling quests. 🤷♀️ if they're convenient
First its 10k then goes up by 5k each level
should I use all my rain totems in summer for the batteries
Or get the stardrop from Krobus, who you need at 10 hearts anyway
no like the total points i have suddenly went from like 2k to 9800
TRUE I ONLY CHOOSE ROBINS QUESTS CAUSE IT MOTIVATED ME TO STOCK UP ON WOOD
i didn’t mine THAT much
What did u do all day
Prize tickets are heavily timegated. I think beyond the two fixed ones in the first 22 prizes, it might be unlikely to get many more Stardrop Teas from it in the Y1 perfection challenge
I don't mean the special order ones, but the ones on the board at Pierre's.
or do you just get a boost when you unlock the thing
i bombed SC
If you're talking about Krobus, you need him to at least 12.5 hearts for Perfection
so not even proper mining
That will do it
ohhh
anythign and everything with the racoons aren't neededfor perfection right?
didn’t think it counted
Don't you get EXP from every stone you smash, and like 50 per iridium deposit
Basically everything counts for mastery
sweet
Any EXP source yeah
don't you need all stardrops though?
Correct, although they can potentially help with some items
help me
softlocked cutscene? 
Can get that from Krobus, who is part of the friendship requirements
The main question about y1 perfection is: Do you really want to do it as that's more stressfull than doing it in y2. 🤷♀️
Help u with what
you can get it at a lower heart level?
softlocked in the cutscene cause character is stuck on tree
Oh good lord
Again, you don't have to do all that effort when you can just earn between 40-50 million to buy the waivers
No, same heart level, but it means you only need 2.5, extra hearts rather than 12.5
skip the cutscene (I used esc) and it will let you do the rest
Go at night- cut tree come back again next day???
oh yea, yea, jsut skip the cutscene lmao
not a softlock
That option didnnt show up ithink
Oh, Krobus friendship gain doesn't suffer the post-"marriage" shrink because it's not technically marriage huh
Yea his hearts don't decay iirc
oh sht im dumb bro didnt see the skip at the bottom right
Nvm here is skip option

Yeah just click it lol
That makes the two of us 😂
as someone who married krobus, got him to 14 hearts, and slept a year, this is not true
unless im mad tripping
Ayo how did you marry Krobus
😂
?????
oops
Perhaps more importantly, Krobus is easy to get lots of hearts with because quality void eggs are readily available on a daily basis
anyway thank you
well i think you get what i mean
U can make him a roomie
Sure. I just meant if you want to try saving some cash that could help too. Actually I wonder if anybody of the youtubers is nuts enough for a "cheapest y1 perfection". 
someone is probably working on it right now 😄
There are quite a few spouses like this; I think the unshrunk friendpoint gain is a bigger deal here
i have a bad impulse idea to make my ginger island farm like this
Lol do it
The bare minimum you need for Perfection is 47 million, as the tracker is set at 3% when you enter the walnut room
But yeah cheap Y1 Perfection is a good challenge
He do be tall and wide tho
IDK anything about heart decay, but point is that your choice is between like... Krobus on 12.5 hearts, or Krobus on 10 hearts and Haley on 12.5 hearts
well but if you do some of the tasks, as many as possible in y1, then you can get it to be cheaper, no?
my boyfriend will be so happy about this 🥰
what is that one fish thing? surely it isn't a fish?
Smoked fish
smoked fish iirc
ohh
(Leah loves truffles but yes, Haley is also one of the ones where iridium loved gifts are easy to get)
hi can someone tell me if we need to collect all the items that can be shipped for instance if we have a mod like stardew expanded to reach perfection? Or is itjust the vanilla ones?
Most of perfection is cheaper to actually do than to buy the waiver
Some new items in mods must be shipped for Perfection
Does Expanded change the Shipping Collection page?
But not all of them
Yes
What's on the right of mystic syrup btw?
wiki isnt updated for it
raisins?
Then probably whatever new items are indeed in the shipping collection
moss
Max Waivers is a particularly brutal challenge though
oh thats right
most of perfection is easier to do legit than paying out the ass i think. the only exceptions will be like, RNG fests like artifacts
Right lil bro
maybe friendship i guess
its raisins
ty
Waivers do save 5 million over buying a golden clock tho
i don't know my left and right but i know west and east
in exchange for no clock
You can potentially buy 97 waivers, and the game tracks this, but in order to do this you need to avoid doing basically anything that could accidentally earn perfection progress
does the clock stop grass from growing/spreading or is it just wood, stone, fiber
skill issue
It's way harder than zero waivers lol
and fence decay
I want the clock a lot sooner than I can get it tbh, I hate the debris
No, grass still spreads
and grass grows as normal with it, grass is a resource
how fast do sheep happiness max out on meadowland + shepherd?
Iirc u cant place it on gi right??
I saw the 3% video, but I'm not sure how one would get the 47 mil without increasing skills to be honest. 
no but it affects ginger island too once placed
Your Farming, Mining, and Combat skills will probably be maxed out if you do the route
Farming because of Starfruit
Combat and Mining because of SC
Oh there a lot of ways one can make money without slills technically
48.5 mil, there are some strategies and they all suck
Trash, free coffee from the night market, etc.
Link wields his sword in his left hand
"Links" is the German word for "left"
You will be fine until you reach the modern right-handed Links in Skyward and Wild/Tears
Of course, it would be very tedious work
Yes, but can you get enough cash in y1 in that way? 
Your route is bad then, you need to do this all without ever gaining more than a single level across all skills combined
And while intentionally dodging skill EXP
Oh, year 1?
that is very helpful. thank you
It was? I was mostly being a smartass
wish the tracker in casino had more info
i want to know how much xp ive got in each skill after mastery
Technically you can earn skill points as long as you don't level up
My route wasn't really much about earning as little on the tracker as possible
It was mainly about just buying Perfection in general lel
i love useless stats
is it just me or does ostrich farm seem insanely impractical since the only way to get more ostrich eggs is to...have them lay eggs
So you can get like tiny bits of xp, if that makes any difference
dino? void chicken? its not that out of the ordinary
You can get them in volcano if you Lucky
Ducks used to have a high sell value so hatching ducks for sale used to be an actual thing
But ostrich farm is easy after one ostrich matures
it does take a while sure but at least for ostriches you can build multiple incubators (right? or can you only place one)
void chickens at least lay eggs once a day, ostriches are once a week (tho i guess you can halve that with crackers)
i don't think emily thinks positively of me...
Huge difference lol, because you absolutely need to gain XP at some points I'm pretty sure
Bro 
oof
man i just need 2 more fish for the stardrop why did i choose to try get 3 iridium of each
It's 2 eggs on produce day actually. 2 eggs on a weekly timer rather 1 on a half-weekly timer.
ohh
Yeah it's downright impossible to buy Perfection without earning exp
Is there a trophy for perfection?
Acquiring the methods of income alone needs exp
Statue of True Perfection
Ah riight
You also get access to golden eggs
Your farmer's expression is even like 
That would be useless by the time u get perfection
Actually I wonder
Am I tripping or is that a garbage can shirt
Zero XP perfection is probably doable
its definitely doable just INCREDIBLY tedious
I mean, if you play just for Perfection
Because of joja parrot mainly
Yes I think so
yes, she dressed me up as a trashcan
Rip
That's the trick I was missing
How does the Joja parrot help
Trash in the sewing machine should make the garbage shirt if for some reason you wanted to wear it on purpose
No need to get walnuts from places that would require EXP gains
Only if they have 'trash' fashion sense....
Clay farming doesn't grant xp right? probaly one of your best bets without glitches
But how do you get 1.3 million to pay for the parrot
still once a week, just 2 eggs each time
Without earning xp
Within year 1 or in general?
whack fiber for the rest of your life
Tbh the trickier question is how you got iridium to fix Willy's boat without gaining EXP
That's really based
oh sorry, I see someone else already mentioned the animal cracker effect mb
I HAVE TO WAIT TIL YEAR 4 TO TRY AGAIN
Do you get xp if the junimo harvest your crops? 
You can find geodes in the trash can't you?
That will take a while 
Yes
Well, yeah
travelling cart
does cracking geodes give XP?
Nope
If you're lucky the travelling cart sells you 5 iridium bars at once.
trash is the main way of getting money without XP, yeah? it might be a fun thought experiment to use the automate mod to see how many in-game years it'd take
That will be RNG but possibly actually faster
i have been trying to get the Laurel Wreath Crown since i started this save file and it’s now the last day of the festival in year 3 and i still haven’t gotten it
does panning give xp? becaus ethere's apotential iridium source
Good thinking
you can get statue of perfection
I keep forgetting that Panning is a thing. I need to remember it because I hear it's p awesome now
You can collect the "wood sticks" with an axe as those don't give xp. Scything weeds is also no xp. 🤔
it is awesome, tested it out today and wow
That too
1M g, right? So... What was the problem with buying out the Joja parrot again?
7 points from money earned, 1 from museum completion, 1 for house upgrades, 2 for 10 8 heart villagers, 1 for pet friendship
thats a different statue
That's the thing, again
How do you get money without xp
statue of endless fortune youre thinking of
You can also break rocks and trees with bombs to avoid xp, right?
You need 1 million total earnings for 7 points
Clay farming, trash, free coffee, it'd be a crazy long run but it isn't impossible
Clay farming is patched in 1.6
I thought clay farming is no longer possible (without legacy setting)? 
just randomly till
I mean, you still get clay
just turn on legacy though its not that game changing
can still dig up artifacts right? no xp there.
that or yeah just randomly till
Technically hay can be gotten xp free too
gift in the mail
Is building a silo and pen worth the opportunity to sell hay? Probably not
Also, i just looked at the first 12 available points, theres 1 for rusty key, 1 for skull key (staircases MAYBE?)
Destroying meteors doesn't give xp. 
Highly doubt that
if it can then thats another 3 points but doubt t
Highly dependent on traveling cart to sell pregrown crops
The problem is quality crops
forage bundles would be an issue unless you can buy all the items and/or get from trash
if you can get those 2 points it takes you down to 500k rather than 1m
possible w/ remixed
It depends. Regular: No (Argomatrix or how he's spelled tried that) because of quality bundle. Remixed: Maybe with the perfect bundles.
if you complete CC xpless then you only need 200k? (although doing everything else youd probably have to spend an absurd amount)
...Is it? Quality Crops can be replaced with Rare Crops but the cart doesn't sell pregrown ones for those either
oh xpless
Was there another bundle that can replace it too?
Remixed version can replace quality crops with rare crops bundle (1 ancient or rare fruit).
either way its definitely a possible challenge (perfection with no skill levels) just INCREDIBLY tedious
It kinda depends on whether you want absolutely no xp or just no level ups
Okay yeah have to grow those to get them
true
True xpless cc is probably not possible
Oh wait. It's "xpless" not "without level up". Argomatrixs was about "no level up". xpless: No.
No level cc might be
Yeah i shouldve said that
Yeah, if you ration your EXP really well it might
Idk why i said xpless lol
All perfection cares about is levels so it should be fine
Again just long
How much EXP is one Sweet Gem Berry worth.
It... Might be too much
iirc he called in another player (totally not him on a second account nope) and had them do harvesting enough to not get a level but still get quality crops, repeat for the third set of quality crops with another player (also totally not another account...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBztexUKhY8 <<-- That's for "no level up" community center. If you would get rare crops bundle instead of quality crops bundle it would be possible.
Gonna need an XPless way to get an Ancient Seed. Was it available from artifact spots?
Oh wait, tiny chance to drop from a weed
not any more
ah okay
1.6 minor patch change, dunno why, sadness
Of course it was absolutely not him on split screen. Who would do that after so many hours? 
No. You've to find the artifact. Ancient seeds package was removed from travelling cart (one of the patch notes mentioned it).
the moral being that you can't do it as a single player but with assistance it can be done (with no one getting a level)
when will my stupid idiot son grow up and wear a hat
have you guys got walleye roe yet?
dunno, I have not been keeping track of which roe I get, I just shove in a chest (can say with certainty I did not get any legendary fish roe though)
i got 3 legendary roe 😭
nice
He actually says that you don't get farming xp with junimo huts. Question would be if that changed in 1.6. Otherwise that would be an option for "no level up perfection" to speed things up. 
I am guessing that Sicarious probably has the walleye roe
I got roe from one of the five (can’t remember which) and it sold for cheaper than I thought it would
still true, no xp from junimo harvests
it's more about bragging rights than anything else 🙂
True!
i started another save file for meadows farm just got to fall i am behind on some goals ahead on others 🙂
I sold two as aged roe and kept one for myself because of the bragging rights 💪
That ruins a bit my mastery plan. 
do you have the iridium scythe? it's not that much more annoying to use and still gives you exp!
goals such as?
I thought I'd maybe use junimo huts for the first time this save but the iridium scythe is just great
my bragging wall includes legend roe, Gil’s hat, 50 prismatic shards, and my aquarium full of legendary fish
wait... gil's hat?
I put down a hut for the aesthetics, not for actually getting efficient harvests
i was hoping to finish the mines by now have the green house and have the bus fixed while also getting to at least lvl 10 in 4 out of 5 masteries
You need to get 26-54 points in the desert fest skull cavern dives (eg: touching a statue is one point).
55+ is 500 eggs and a magic rock candy
problem is some of those statue effects suck a LOT.
ahhhhhh i see, that's awesome! i didnt do a HUGE dive on the desert festival last time haha
THE ANGERED MUMMIES ARE SO SCARY
instead i am lvl 85 in the mines and lvs 8,7,6,8,and 5 for the masteries
#worth
got the greenhouse though
they’re Qi’s Dangerous Mummies with the speed of Qi’s Dangerous Golems, so fast and strong
ahhh it's okay! that's not bad at all
you're getting there!
the mummies were the first statue effect i had the displeasure of getting
the 2nd one was no effect
it was terrifying seeing them walk sof ast
i love going to skull cavern so was hoping to start year 2 heading there
along with ginger island
I'll take no effect any day of the week
best floor for bats?
The assassin bugs aren’t scary just weird
bats spawn on every floor, personally I find 40-60 to have the most?
actually if i could correct that
well back to the grinding board
please do, i’m very stupid.
bats spawn from floors 31 to the end
the first 30 floors don't have bats
at least, ive never seen bats on them
oh word, i knew they spawned in the first section of the mines didn’t realise it was 31+
the iron level floors are pretty decent for bats I find, if trying to grind wings
thanks nyom
(gotta get that second butterfly hutch soonish)
man my perfection status is slowly getting better but even after all this time… 2 hearts with Maru.
i’ve 10-hearted literally every other villager, the rest of her family were all 8+ within year 1
agreed! i firmly believe they're the best floors period
this is a mood WHYYYY IS MARU SO HARD TO BEFRIEND
No, but clearing farm space for junimos is a colossal pain in the arse because breaking farm rocks on the farm gives XP. The only way to clear rocks on the farm without gaining XP is to let them be destroyed by weed spread.
whats after fiber? (bottom left)
battery
ohh ty
she’s got some accessible liked gifts she’s just all over town and. ugly. i don’t like her
The stuff she loves is either too useful to give up or kind of annoying to get, I think.
battery is so easy for me to miss for a long time. I use them all the second I get them lmao
fuck me, forester applies to stumps?!
my ex and I had a multiplayer server and he rejected my proposal to marry Maru too so maybe i’m salty
the 1st part for sure she's even harder to track down than her bro
but she’s also ugly. her portrait doesn’t look like her sprites why is her hair so flat and purple
WAIT DO YOU MEAN THE HARDWOOD STUMPS??????
apparently
HUH>???? SINCE WHEN
(and isn't 125% of 2 still 2)
oh my god i need a small brown egg
thats so annoying
sebastian’s hard because he’s a neet. maru’s hard because sometimes she’s working, sometimes she’s at home, sometimes she’s with her girlfriend penny…
since always, or at least since 1.5
cba buying a whole new chicken
at least youll probably find him in his room... maru on the other hand
small eggs and small milk, the bane of my existence, I lost a chunk of time in a couple saves having to get these
I'd still favor Botanist but Tapper is bringing some spotlight to the lumberjack skills
battery
having all chickens goats and cows at full hearts long since, by the time I discovered it of course
sebastian’s usually in the same place but year 1 always has me stood outside his bedroom door for hours holding a plate of lukewarm sashimi over my head because he won’t let me in
unironically its so freaky how tapper might not be the worst skill in the game now
...Why is the sashimi warm
that honor... goes to the crab pot ones i assume
because i’ve been stood outside his door for 4 hours
Why is it not room temperature?????
that’s what lukewarm means
body heat
im surprised how much he trusts our sashimi
@tidal axle You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Not there yet anyway. And I don't consider harvesting that annoying. But as I've to harvest GI anyway that should give enough xp. 
considering it was a single snail not days prior, yeah.
No it doesn't? Still warmer than ambient
that's a bit higher than the promised % chance of forester... maybe you got lucky?
synonyms: at room temperature
Skin warm should not be room temp
for sure!
yeah what i meant is that it does work
i’ve always used them interchangeably
it should fluctuate between 12 and 18
Also blood warm and skin warm
wait this is a game changer oh my god
If your blood and skin are at room temp, we have a zombie problem
my skin is very cold
im never choosing gatherer again wtf 😭
...Then why is your sashimi warmer than it
the sun perhaps..?
air temp!
in my defense, I was keeping it in my backpack
oh that;s disgusting
as well as my fishing rod, 30kg of gold, a frog, and 400 blackberries
Forgot to put the Heater down in the barn, I see
mushy!!
to have mossy bug meat all over my backpack
miraculously, each blackberry is perfectly preserved, keeping its shape after being removed from the backpack
yucky gross! ^_^
and they NEVER SPOIL
And this is why most fishers use a separate tackle box.
But we aren't most fishers 
for which I will be eternally grateful to CA wow if we had food spoilage this game would be impossible
i could theoretically fill my backpack with 35,964 bananas. and each one would remain perfect quality
wow that's a great mental image
backpack that can fit 36 huge hammers
a tackle box item would be pretty good actually
When you want to set off geiger detectors but don't have radioactive ore/bars, iridium ore/bars/tools, or Qi gems on you
I could then go down to the general store of this small town and sell them for $11.8 million
(because Pierre has that in the register)
being able to store bait and tackle in a single inventory slot to use in different scenarios would be great
Do Fisher and Angler professions increase the price of Smoked Fish? What about Artisan?
question is wtf is pierre going to do with 35964 bananas
all 3 ^^
all 3 work to buff up that price
Gosh
Angler overrides Fisher, but stacks with Artisan!!
gah i died
im pretty sure fisher and angler are additive, no?
he has great export connections
Sell them and pass them off as his own
So you get 40% from artisan and 50% from angler!
Only if you consider them both 25%
with a colony of monkeys?
thats what i get for using a cutless in the 85 lvls
iirc they are both described as a 25% boost
they’re what’s in that Secret Stash of his /j
Angler says “fish are worth 50% more” but it just means more than base price, not more than fisher price
fisher price….
ohhhh maybe im wrong then
with hubs in regions of the world where bananas can't be grown (i.e. much of the planet)
fair enough
Toys!
fun fact in the japanese version of the game it’s actually revealed that Pierre’s Secret Stash is laundered money!
MY TOUYS
doesnt that stack with the lvl 5 worth 25% more?
i love holding enough fruit and veg to feed a small nation in my backpack
I heard the japanese translation was really really poorly done though
angler overrides fisher apparently
Overwrites
ah
well it’s better than what I thought was in his Secret Stash soooo
so it's fish price times 1.5 times 1.4
canon without a doubt
are you using the smoker?
Sometimes I think about how ezlilyy pronounces his name “Pirry”
Legend 2 is 5k
Iridium quality is 10k
Smoked is 20k
Artisan is 28k
Fisher is 35k, Angler is 42k
oh right!! so thats fish price times 1.5 times 2 times 1.4 (times quality multiplier)
yea
why does the tv has a different background? am I stupid?
Still can't compare with Bla_De and Qi Fruit as "Queef Root"
that means you have MAX max luck
new background for perfect luck!!
like your luck right now is 1.00
HUH?? I WATCH BLADE SO MUCH WHEN DID HE SAY THIS?
omg
I heard it early in the bait/pets code dive
SC time
he doesn't deserve a correct pronunciation
for SURE
also i think it’s the autism but I can do pretty good impressions of both ezlilyy and BlaDe. also hatsune miku.
ive not watched enough ezlily or blade for that but i can do a miku impression!
Guys

actually no ive watched tonnes of blade i just cant do his voice
so how exactly do trinkets work and where do you get them because i never got the fairy in my other save file i got 3 frogs the quiver the golden spurs the ice rod and 2 parrots
okay so trinkets all drop at a random chance from enemies
idk if luck affects their drop rate, but yeah
you can get them from barrel drops, treasure chests, enemy drops, skull cavern treasure rooms, etc
Just Lady Luck being a sarcastic a-hole sometimes
trinkets will drop with a certain level
okay
for instance, the fairy box can get 5 levels
What to prioritize in fishing the chest or doing it perfect
i have a lvl 1 parrot and a lvl 4
each level increasing healing! a low level fairy box can be reforged at the anvil for 3 iridium bars (iirc)
DEFINITELY THE CHEST
the chest, but perfect + chest yields highest xp if you can do that
use the level 4 one then
k
Ok thanks
The parrot egg specifically has a cap to what level it can be too; you need to earna certain amount to unlock higher levels
Same for reforging a parrot egg
Another update has been announced!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6mw2RA2Uls&ab_channel=SharkyGames
the magic quiver is super cool but i havent got it, from what i know there are 3 reforges: rapid, perfect, and heavy
Heyy, quick question: Do the calico Eggs reset every day or do i keep the ones i dont use? :)
I’d say the fairy box is the best trinket, it’s good enough that i no longer bring healing food to the skull cavernsz
you keep them, but they disappear after the 17th!!
Okay, thx so much!!
oh it's good but i personally really want to try the othet trinkets before concluding
do you have to have the combat mastery to get the trinkets?
like for instance the golden spur with the iridium needle could be really good, or the ice rod for geode farming, or the quiver for free damage
the frog is okay imo but it got too annoying, it ate the only prismatic slime I found :(
Whats The fastest way to make money now
ive not tried the frog but it looks silly
still wine i think? it's really really boring but oh well
i tried the frog in the skull caverns it looked like it ate a mummy
fish smoking is pretty good, new carrot seeds make for the fastest crop money, but still wine and stuff
i believe Salmence made a video comparing the new money makers to starfruit wine
and i believe salmence said fishing is now really viable
considering you can now get aged legend roe it’s definitely not bad
the new update has done something with fishing and mining
but keeping two lava eel ponds with preserves jars and smokers on either side is a good setup
i believe its the 1.6.4
curiosity lure + quality bobber + challenge bait + fish smoker = Dear God You Can Get Money (if you're good)
plus the water blessing
aged the legend ii roe is where its at (/j)
the water blessing is a little meh..?
i mean... it just makes the first 3 catches really easy
legend
the water blessing made me think a catfish was a chub, it’s good
doesn't help long fishing sessions
I mean considering how many Legend IIs you're going to try for, you might well end up with some
if you get it to bite the first time
i mean yeah but it's only 3 fish
Editing the wiki pages for the trinkets, and just discovered a hilarious potential rare item
exactly!
yeah but in the volcano that can be big
please share
Do tell
how do you edit the wiki pages? i wanted to propose edits to the trinkets page but can’t figure out how!!
It's possible to get an Ice Rod with perfect stats that isn't a "Perfect Ice Rod"
register an account
fair enough, but it could be better
You need to make an account
ohhh
wait WHAT
Soooo we can have an "Imperfect" Ice Rod where everything is perfect except the name
anyway just deluxe bait + cork bobber + cork bobber in the volcano can get you a good $25-30k of smoked fish in a day
if you're good, curiosity lure + quality bobber + challenge bait
oh, wild bait could work too!
well what if i’m not good, nyom
Hm. It's the "We Have Perfect Ice Rod At Home"
well back to stardew have only 30 more minutes of playing time
that's okay im not great either 😭
I guess Deluxe Bait, Quality Bobber, and Trap Bobber like a normal person
deluxe vs wild bait, is the difference that significant
i mean it's a difference of 4.5 percent i feel like wild bait's more profitable
even if you may be able to catch more fish with deluxe bait
Do eggs lay every day??
Dx bait is easier to get in big quantities
i can’t believe i got every fish on my first try. including the octopus, every legend, every legend’s family member, and the scorpion carp
Chicken*
chickens yes, ducks no
that's true, but i feel like the investments worth it
my goodness good for you!!
deluxe bait made the worm bin so much more viable
Yeah, it's a.... 1-in-4-million chance, and then if you hit that, there's a 5% chance that it gets ruined and becomes perfect anyway lol
this truly was the worm bin buff we were needing
worm bin buff: make it into a different item
is sap useful or no??
for fertiliser yes
but if you have like 11 spare sap in the inventory clogging up space you're def ok to throw it out
yeah ^
ive been throwing all my saps 💀
it’s very abundant
but i suggest keeping 100 in a chest somewhere. it’s an easy answer to a difficult man’s difficult yellow requests.
id suggest keeping all you can
but always make it the first thing you throw out when you have inventory problems
I always hoard sap.
I've thrown cave carrots out to keep 20 sap before 
sap, slime, algae, single piece of copper, all that stuff is first to go when i’m running out of space
personally i do sap algae slime
Feel like I'd just eat the carrots in that case
guys if i put a chest inpelicantown or somewhre outside my home, can someone steal it?
steal?
Worse, they can trample it
not anymore they can’t
Well, they used to. Now they just shove it
a villager take my items..
i feel like #stardew-valley could help you more? your answer is no, but they can move the chest away from the original area it was in
shove?
push the chest out of the way
oh
If you want to put chests outside your farm, put it somewhere that nobody walks
I like to put one by the mine elevator
but when i was asking there they kept spoiling / deleting the answers because i started in 1.6 :/
the wiki page for the worm bin shows all the tiles never walked on by villagers
chests aren't 1.6 content
yeah but my other questions..
WHY THR WORM BIN????? 😭 😭 😭
They're asking a lot of beginner questions
I DONT KNOW
Many machines have the same maps, no?
Like, kegs
OH THATS GOLDEN 😭
hmm i am very sleepytired goobnight
i love how someone decided that the perfect place for this was the worm bin wiki page

good nightt!!
oh they almost all have the exact same maps yes
the farmer at 2AM in the Skull Cavern
and respectfully all the monsters cease to attack the farmer when they pass out ^^
🐍 "Can't be helped, then. I'll get you next time."
you know stardew's a fantasy when you function perfectly on 4 hours of sleep
by the way, when's this update getting deleted? when 1.6 releases on console/mobile?
This channel, you mean? Probably yeah
THE CHANNLE YEAH SORRY 😭
I wonder how perfectly we even do function. Some scenes just make more sense if the farmer has not been sleeping enough.
Like the time Jodi asks you to bring a Largemouth Bass and you just plop it onto the floor
anyone here got killed by qi?
actually... good point..... we bottoms up a weird forest potion and "iridium snake milk" without a second thought
No, but I've watched the video
no, i don't play around with cheat mods
i dont think i even know a single cheat mod
its not a mod
its a glitch
oh... a glitch?
My headcanon is that he haymakers you down the mountain, in a straight shot into the clinic bed.
Through Harvey's roof and second floor.
That's why it costs 100% instead of the usual fraction. Gotta pay for repairs
i used the wall glitch to go to the summit
i thought it was only if you noclipped into the perfection summit
Out-of-bounds exploit can be done with just the starting sickle without mods
and he killed me
you can do that by just swinging your weapon a bunch
yh that
You wouldn't plausibly do it by accident, so... yeah Qi is ready
do you think he suplexes you from the stratosphere
No, just the One Punch
It is important to me that he bullseyes the bed from the summit
you get yeeted off the cliff into town obv
imagine if qi just casts fireball
just got the iridium scythe
nice job!
Absolutely life-changing, I'm told
i fr can’t wait for 1.6 to come to switch because as soon as i’m able to get iridium scythe on my main save i can harvest my 1500 starfruit sm quicker 😭
With iridium scythe you might as well switch to ancient fruit
No planting, harvest almost instantly
I'm not sure how it perfectly snags crops right off trellises without harming the trellis (nor, y'know, the vines) but I'm kind of afraid to question it
why ancient fruit over starf?
funny qi magic
a fraction of the work for a fraction less money
Scything starfruit doesn't save that much time since you can harvest and replant in the same animation
Scything ancient saves a lot of time
When you’re at the point where you have more than. 100 of them, the slight decrease in profit is COMPLETELY outweighed by the massive decrease in effort.
With the scythe, you cut down all you need to do with ancient fruit by a huge amount, but only half of what you need to do with starfruit.
not even half
true...? i like starfruit better personally though ig its a taste thing
If you haven't harvest-replanted before, the trick is to equip the seeds and press both mouse buttons together while harvesting
let me put it this way
That means you can’t harvest in rows of three though, right?
Plus you’re harvesting with a scythe now
if for some reason you really need that much money, u can harvest several times more AF in the same amount of time it takes you to process starfruit
the limiting factor in endgame is how much time your farmer has to perform activities
thats true i just.. like starfruit more
Starfruit requires: buying seeds, planting seeds each time, it takes longer to grow (unless you have agriculturalist and hyper speed gro), it forces you to replant after each harvest.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Ancient fruit is literally: scythe it really fast and forget
ancient fruit is kind of an ugly blue imo
i mean it's a good crop dont get me wrong i just.. don't like it
I think it looks prettier
do pineapples then
Now those things are ugly
no those are even more annoying to get seeds for 😭
can you just accept that i like starfruit
i still prefer planting starfruits.
A GH full of AF is enough for me.
like, i don't like wine as a money maker anyway and starfruit's just what i find the most fun to mess around with
then stop trying to justify it
im not?
i admit its worse
i literally said "oh its just a taste thing"
because that IS my taste
can you please stop trying to strawman me
oh, no, thats about pineapples
ancient seed you can get the seeds for super easily but pineapples just.. no
woot lvl 90 now
and i know i could seed maker them but atp why not just do ancient fruit
only died 2 trying to get there
great job!
you said u didn't like ancient fruit
i did! and i said it was a matter of taste
i just don't know why you;re trying to convince me to use regrowable crops so much
i perfer a greenhouse full of ancient fruit and ginger island full of starfruit with 2 big sheds full of pineapple
if i have more fun with starfruit then there shouldn't be a problem with me using starfruit
well ok conversation's over then
there's not really much left to talk about then if all you want is just "ok you do you" ¯_(ツ)_/¯
what exactly do you want anyway
...huh?
like what;s your end goal here
You can harvest&replant the tile you're standing on, so you can harvest&replant the 3×3 area around you
alright then thanks for the info on ancient fruit
then can you help me with a quest question
ive kind of vowed to myself not to go too crazy on kegs this playthrough so ive not really got much use for this information
i have to get 25 gold star veggies and was wondering do cranberries and pumpkin count
I heard somewhere that starfruits actually taste kinda watery
Cran is a fruit. Pumpkin should count tho
is this for pierre's quest
they do (i live in a place where starfruits grow, havent had one in a while though)
yep
cranberries are fruit i think
pumpkin counts, cranberries sadly don't
...Pumpkins are technically fruit but the game counts them as veg I think
pumpkins do count, but big pumpkins only drop regular quality
Cranberries awesomely don't, or I couldn't dehydrate them
i'm assuming you're trying to do it in fall
the game doesn't count salmonberries as fruit either
k thanks i normally save all my pumpkings and turn them into juice or jelly
I think bok choy is the best way to do that in fall..?
yes
I've dehydrated Salmonberries, I think, just trying the thing out
it is definitely
wait what
okay thanks i always get mixed up on what i should plant
unfortunately afaik the game counts them as a foraged good
dried cranberries are such a popular irl food why can't you dehydrate those ingame
mainly for gifting purposes
i throught you could dehydrate cranberries
according to the wiki you should be able to dehydrate cranberries
Yes. Because they are not a vegetable
If they were, I couldn't dehydrate them.
Is there a problem?
i misunderstood
your wording in the original sentence made it sound like you couldn't dehydrate cranberries
They thought you were saying you couldn’t dehydrate cranberries.
i wonder if anyone's ever made salmonberry wine
it only sold for 250
a lot of ppl like making 1 of every item
not like there's anything else to do past a certain point
so just make up random goals
like how i have 89 iridium quality qi fruit wines...
there was that one guy trying to get 999 of every item
999 of every item
Response to this
It is not sad that cran aren't vegetables
If they were, the Dehydrator would suck in the fall
sad in this one instance (pierre's 25 gold vegetables quest)
cranberries being a fruit is awesome actually
Yes
being a fruit in general is such a huge buff
Does wheat count as vegetables here
yes
Because you could grow a zillion of it and then brew the normal/silver ones to beer
wheat does indeed count as a vegetable in this game
nice
"eat your vegetables" does not typically translate well to a bushel of wheat but hey concernedape had to classify them somehow
So yeah, wheat is how I'd try that in Fall
the fact that vegetables are social constructs is so funny
like does anyone.. know what a vegetable is
how would you define a vegetable
Vegenderables
theyre MAKING the VEGETABLE WOKE
Morris, after taking the uppercut of his life and landing on his head out of town
broccolHE
chili pepHER
PANpkin
bok chBISEXUAL
TRANSGENDER fruit
nah... too healthy for him
Oh please. If he died, his suffering would be over
The put him in a hospital room with the TV on and it broadcasts how Pelican Town is growing more successful with Joja's removal from it
i used to think that guy was just misunderstood but then he laid on a reclining beach chair with just. bags on bags of money in front of him and ever since them ive wnated that man to taste fear
morris somehow trained a parrot to sell golden walnuts to people
will he even be recognizable anymore?
That is Not My Problem
if u pay the joja parrot in ginger island, morris has a nice vacation on GI with an amount of money bags proportional to how much u paid his parrot
i wonder if this counts as exploitation
prob
what do i do w a book ive alr used?
starfruit wine looks kinda tasty now
sell it for cash, trade it to the bookseller for goodies, or use it for xp
i mean
ancient fruit wine
Depends which book
Penny loves books too, and some townies like or love certain specific books
Abigail loves Combat Quarterly, Krobus loves the Monster Compendium
Etc
Wonder if it turns people blue like that one flavor of Joja Cola
Have you started mastery
thanks thanks
nope im barely halfway the game
tyty
You can read them now to boost appropriate skill or wait for mastery to boost that one



