42.13.2 Hotfix Released

[nimble quiver]

Make sure it's actually empty though, no grass, etc.

Preferably sand or concrete / cement.

[velvet cloud]

Top zomboid server is getting ddosed to shit the past few days fyi. Important Notice about the Bloodmoon Server

"Hello everyone,
We want to inform you about the current situation with the server: we have been experiencing continuous DDoS attacks that are affecting stability and player connections.

https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/zomboid/36905976?playerCount=7D

[worldly mist]

Ill give it a try! Or maybe just try a BBQ in a house furtehr away haha

So, it doesn't catch on fire but it also doesn't heat up

so can't be used to sanitize

[teal flare]

only metal containers heat up I think

like the saucepans and pans

[worldly mist]

Yeah - luckily buckets too

[teal flare]

oh yeah buckets nice

[worldly mist]

so I can boil 10l in a bucket and add to the 15l dispenser bottle

[teal flare]

I RP as the water system having a built in filter

[worldly mist]

Yeah I might get tired of this and just do that haha. Although ill need a sledgehammer or stairs to get a floor above this sink

I used to be able to build a floor through an open window but they seem to have prevented that lol

[teal flare]

really? dam

[rose laurel]

paint buckets outside make it simple

And leaving cooking pots outside for your soups and stews. Moving water to and from amphoras multiple times to process water wastes a lot of time so try to avoid that.

Industrial ovens have good capacity to pack as much water in as possible as well

Outdoor amphoras are good emergency funds for water tho ofc

[worldly mist]

Yeah I think ill move near the river at some point

[rose laurel]

I also love uh, the glassmaking bottles

[worldly mist]

pipe dream of moving to a place with a fresh water pump too haha

[rose laurel]

1 liter capacity, 0.1 encumbrance

And cookable

[worldly mist]

Oh wow thats good

I like them for storing milk lol for RP reasons

[rose laurel]

Yee, kinda funny, I actually break all the booze bottles to make the glassmaking bottlew

And i store all my booze in ceramic jars

As well as the sacred wine amphora

[worldly mist]

LOL love it

you just pour it all in

I was pumped at one point because I stole a tap from a bar and was so sure i'd be able to plump a beer barrell to it haha

didn't work, fresh water came out of the beer barrel

haven't tried for a few patch though maybe its fixed

[rose laurel]

Should work now if it had booze inside

[worldly mist]

ohhh my dream of beer on tap after a long day haha

[rose laurel]

Gas tanks make interesting taps w advanced place

[worldly mist]

I put gas in tarp barrells so I don't make a mistake haha

water in garbage bag barells

[rose laurel]

I just keep my gas amphora by the door

The rest are near my food

[worldly mist]

Could you plumb a gas barrel to a sink and have a gas sink near where you park the car lol

[rose laurel]

Uhhh......

I assume so :)

[worldly mist]

that would be funny

[rose laurel]

Im happy w my closed amphora tho

[worldly mist]

Yeah they are neat

[rose laurel]

I uh, fill them directly at the pump xD

[worldly mist]

quantum amphora

[rose laurel]

Strength 1 survivor haulung 300 liters of gas

But i love it

[worldly mist]

I'd say it isn't realistic but currently the only way to get an 800lb cow home is the same thing haha

[rose laurel]

Judicious gameification is good

Bc if we're being realistic hauling a whole ass bed would take way more than 4 flatpacks

Youd be dragging the bed out the door

[nimble quiver]

yknow

I can dismantle a bed or a drawer or w/e without it turning into wood scraps

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-meme-cat-angry-gif-6336574990509792216

[rose laurel]

you can also move a dresser without disassembling it with a hammer

[worldly mist]

Wait WTF

we can shout with instruments?!

[nimble quiver]

yeah, and I erm akshually did it and it wasn't something you needed 5 years of experience for 💔

[worldly mist]

LOL

[nimble quiver]

pz requires you to have a phd in wood furniture dismantling

[teal flare]

ay old furnitures are really heavy and really well made though

ain't as today's furniture where ya can break'em with a kick

[rose laurel]

Yeqh whistles go in keychains too

[worldly mist]

That part I knew

[rose laurel]

Not all tho, lots of exceptions

[worldly mist]

but like I can blow on a trumpet?!

[rose laurel]

Not sure if trumpets worm

[teal flare]

does it really make a different sound though?

[rose laurel]

Yes

And no shout dialogue

It has good uses

[teal flare]

no way ima test it right now

[rose laurel]

Harmonicas work as do megaphones

[teal flare]

guitars work?

[rose laurel]

i dont believe so

[teal flare]

ok so it sounds like instruments that you yell into work, or something like that

[rose laurel]

Harmonicas, whistle, bone whistle, whistle hat

And megaphone

Those are the ones im aware of

[nimble quiver]

I have 80s furniture

[rose laurel]

Theres still good modern furniture, and decent cheap furniture

Shitty old furniture was horrible imo

[nimble quiver]

it stands to reason that furniture isn't built out of 1 solid wood block as if it was a stone / marble / bronze statue

just as it was assembled from pieces can you reverse the process (i.e. dissassemble it)

[rose laurel]

Getting good furniture new is just expensive, but it was back then too

[teal flare]

ok so sax and trumpet don't work

the whistles are so cool though, how there aren't any whistle mods yet?

[rose laurel]

as stated prior, harmonica, whistles, megaphones

And idk id like to see more ways to make noise in general

aztec death whistles were a fad at some point

[teal flare]

throwables system to throw rocks at windows or throw in a can with pebbles in the distance to make some loud noise

[rose laurel]

Except instead of channeling wind gods we made them sound like screams

[worldly mist]

we need a vuvuzela

[runic ore]

why are you brazilian or something

[little solstice]

I love how shouting with a megaphone while crouched makes you whisper-shout into the megaphone.

[rose laurel]

Directed sound would be handy

I assume rn its just a big ole circle

[worldly mist]

LOL REALLY

[rose laurel]

yeah it uses your voice

[worldly mist]

Thats hilarious

[little solstice]

“PSSSST — HEYYY”

[worldly mist]

ASMR for the zombies

[umbral nest]

I do, but only vehicles and one trailer..everything is working flawlessly other than this one tile 😂 heck, even when I build a wall on the same tile, everything is good.

[worldly mist]

LMAO wow thats fun. loud harmonica warning!

[scenic hedge]

Test with no mods. otherwise its potentially caused by mods

just teleport to that area in debug confirm and bug report it

On a fresh save!!

[umbral nest]

I did boot my server in vanilla. Same issue. The thing is, it's only the visual part. If I open the door everything works

[scenic hedge]

on a clean fresh new save?

[umbral nest]

Not a fresh save, but that'll be hard to recreate on a fresh save.

[scenic hedge]

Unless it can be created on a fresh non converted save without mods used on it its not able to be replicated for certain which is what TIS requires to confirm and fix bugs. Bugs caused by mods are caused by mods.

If your save is from before the current version of the game originally that can cause bugs too on conversion.

[rose laurel]

Real talk they should give us ways to play "real" music with big ass speakers and the guitar amps n shit

Fulfill our zombie slayer rock fantasies

[umbral nest]

I fully understand this. My original question was more geared towards if someone else encountered the issue and if yes, how to solve it. If it is the mods, I'll deal with it since this is only cosmetics. If it is not the mods, how would one fix it.

[civic ember]

And more given you're immune to air variant, there's a mod like this, antibodies

[vital umbra]

anyone ever see this error something similar in the console?

ERROR: IsoThumpable not found on square 12257,6927,0

this is the point in game for those coords... not seeing anything out of the ordinary.

But the console is locking up after reporting that error repeatedly, then crashing. I have to kill the server and there's a decent roll back, unless I manually save.

[sage harbor]

I'm not super experienced at mp, but some more info could be helpful when a QA like harbor gets on. Is it modded? How many players? When did it start (from what you can see)?

[vital umbra]

Started today. Yes modded, roughly 6ish players on. No new mods, never has this issue before. Nothing has changed on the server for a week. Just started out of the blue. It's happened three times so far. I was manually saving which has mitigated the roll backs from the locking. I just made autosaves ever 5 minutes to help mitigate it as well.

Server runs fine for a while then that error and locks... but Ill have to wait to see if its the same error if it happens again because i didn't see anything the first two times. Im also coordinating with the player whose base the coords are in to see what they're working on when it happens.

[sage harbor]

Wish I could help. Not sure if QA can either though , modded normally means its a pretty certain no on investigating it, but they might have a look. Good luck

[vital umbra]

i appreciate it, im aware, but my game is pretty light. nothing that messes with tiles. Not even sure this error is related to the lock up. But it is weird it started out of no where.

[half orchid]

is that a fresh save? as in 42.13.2?

[vital umbra]

nah, I was able to reproduce the error with the player.

Its unrelated, so now im coordinating with my provider. There were other leads i had to follow as well.

[scenic hedge]

by confirming its repeatable at that location without any mods and making a bug report. If its caused by mods no idea how it can be fixed.

[runic ore]

it is a native 42.13.2 world yes

[vital umbra]

It seems it could be related to this error.

WARN : General f:2151, t:1769820508641, st:2,122,109,248> SpriteConfig.initObjectInfo > Invalid SpriteConfig object! scripted object = Wooden_Windows

Which my save is useless because its modded but apparently this person experienced it a 42.13 without mods. https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/comments/1plnfi8/my_mp_4213_server_crashes/

Solved by removing safehouses.... which is kinda not ideal for a MP server.

[timid inlet]

Unplayable bug, plz fix...

[worldly mist]

Omg I thought a patch dropped when I saw this lol

[umbral nest]

Roger roger. BEEP BOOP

[rose laurel]

Spiffo has no power here. Only the blood gods do.

They keep the prima materia fresh inside their bodies until it comes time to spill it

[worldly mist]

Spiff for the spiffo

[umbral nest]

All HAIL SPIFFO !

[timid hull]

Nice

[solemn locust]

Does a new save need to be made for 42.13.2?

or simply backup etc

[sage rain]

It's recommended, but I didn't have any problems migrating the old save from version .1 to .2.

[umbral nest]

Look at our old couple

[solemn locust]

Made a backup

[amber oar]

Guys is there a way to settle in this church without it disintegrating the second it's loaded?

[solemn locust]

It disintegrates?

Seems fine whenever I got there

[amber oar]

There's a lit campfire inside and the structure burst into flames as soon as it's loaded

[amber oar]

You played with fire spread turned off?

[solemn locust]

It's on, but the fire burnt out since using an older converted save

so I see your point dw

[latent citrus]

is this a The Long Dark reference

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-gif-26373957

[thick elm]

JOJO REFERENCE??

https://tenor.com/view/gyro-zeppeli-steel-ball-run-nyoho-grills-go-go-zeppeli-gif-5224888819953784786

[west terrace]

Theres usually zombies inside that walk through it

[sick nacelle]

Very late to ask, but since when megaphones actually worked for distraction

[unkempt belfry]

Long time now like at least 42.10(that was the first time I really messed with it)

Possibly even earlier

[sick nacelle]

Alright, great utility to have

[timid inlet]

@swift saddle Sully, I'm wondering, would it be physically possible to turn camera by 90° (4 times by 90° same as Dont Starve) ? Like in game or its everything coded that it HAS to be viewed from same angle? Or maybe top down look would be possible since its already on map? I didnt see any mod for it

maybe you answered the question somewhere but I didnt see

[bold elm]

I don’t see how this would be possible. Pz is a mix of 2d and 3d isometric. All the buildings are 2d, the buildings would probably have to be 3d for this to work.

[timid inlet]

in that case I assume top down view should be possible?

[bold elm]

I dont think top down would be possible tbh, pz was built to be isometric

Maybe if they used some magic dust to get it working but my guess is this won’t happen

[timid inlet]

I was trying to find way how to work around sometimes awkward situations where camera is actually fighting against you - unable to see player / zombie behind obstacle your character is physically able to see at

[rose laurel]

many tile elements are lacking rotation states so there would be a significant art burden.

Technically possible but the juice isn't really worth the squeeze

[teal flare]

Maybe if they ever completely rework the tile system, wouldnt be impossible just definelly very hard

But they are going heavy into 3d with the projectiles and grapple tech and cars physics and ragdoll, so who knows?

Characters and items being 3d too which used to be 2d

[teal flare]

Imagine PZ 3d though?
Or at least camera rotation like dont starve

[timid inlet]

Dont Starve like camera would be blessing

[bold elm]

I’d very much prefer the buildings stay 2d with illusion tiles to look 3d. The 2d + 3d mix makes pz unique

Having it all 3d would take away pzs unique look. At least imo anyway

[teal flare]

Would definelly be weird to get used to lol

But imagine the possibilities though if the tiles had 3d system
Doenst even need to change the câmera perspective

Just 3d tiles and we could do crazy stuff like... climb over furniture, maybe push furniture too to Block passages, maybe extended dismantle for stuff like breaking pillars and everything falling

[bold elm]

They’d have to created all walls and decorations into 3d objects.

And roofs

[teal flare]

Yeah like everything related to thhe map

[bold elm]

It would be a massive undertaking that I don’t see happening

[teal flare]

But would allow for easier slopes and caves too, probably?

[bold elm]

Modded tiles have slopes

[teal flare]

It definslly is a lot of rework but they did remade the whole game from 40 to 41 so who knows?

But yeah would almost be a new game

[bold elm]

In fact I think b42 now has slopped tiles

[teal flare]

Only the ramp i think yeah?

It is really nice

[bold elm]

Dirkies tiles has climable grass slopes. I think vanilla tiles now have these

[teal flare]

They use the stairs system though yeah? Its kinda bugged cause you cant walk from one to another

Or at least thats the experience i had with the slipes tiles i used

Slopes*

[bold elm]

Yeah I think dirkies tiles use the stair definitions

I haven’t tried climbing the vanilla slopes tho

Modders have also made mountain tiles

[teal flare]

The b42 ones are awesome they are really smooth, you can make a bunch next to each other and go to one another

[teal flare]

Oh yeah azas tiles yeah? Theyre awesome

Cant wait to see that in PZ someday

Imagine caves and mountains

[bold elm]

Aza but also someone else however not released

[rose laurel]

would probably need to just be a separate project that does its own thing. if im honest

which isn't a bad thing, mind.

[bold elm]

I think simonMD has Cave tiles

[teal flare]

Project Zomboid 2

[rose laurel]

there's no incentive for them to make a 3d side project for the same game when there isn't actually much complaining that happens about the art style

like i get why youd want it mind

[bold elm]

There’s a lot of new tiles being added. The new roofs are god tier

[rose laurel]

it's just like, moderate qol improvement functionally speaking

for an immense amount of work and basically remaking all the assets from scratch

for a laggier outcome that err... people might not even like

[timid inlet]

I think that the system of camera work as is now is very unsustainable in case of sloped tiles or PVP combat, say person is hiding behind a car and shooting while his model is hidden to you but he sees you

as I'm hiding now, I could shoot players and they would never see me. Downside is, a zombie could sit on my lap and if I had deaf perk and werent in combat stance, I'd not know

[rose laurel]

There are direct solutions that take 100x less work like projecting shadows through objects when the player can see.

[timid inlet]

I'm not sure there is possible middle ground between completely blowing up possibility to hide and also the camera angle sometimes working massively against the player

[rose laurel]

projecting shadows through objects is plenty, and you could raycast between the player and a fully obscured entity to get a rough approximation of whether or not the character would actually be able to see the entity in question. Especially now that tiles have 3D mapping.

[latent citrus]

Oh, Megaphones actually work now??

[sage harbor]

Yup

[ornate apex]

What do they….do

[sick nacelle]

Attract enough zeds to wipe a town

[latent citrus]

increased shout range when equipped, just like the Whistle and uhhh other one always have

Harmonica

[umbral nest]

Hi peeps! I noticed in the log of the dedicated server that the chances of a blizzard is set to 0.0. is there a way to modify that or not at all?

[wintry falcon]

Anybody know if tracking is working in 42.13.2?

I dont seem to get any tracks spawning when foraging

[vital umbra]

I have yet to see a track.

[glossy herald]

push bug still active ? just had a death on MP where a zombie had no red outlining and was unable to be pushed.( we run with a small amount of QOL mods )

[civic spoke]

What should we be looking for when tracking animals via foraging?

Or is the animal tracking only working for feces out in the open (a texture shown in the overworld)?

[fossil pecan]

Alright, who moved the community tab to the bottom of the text channels

Who did it

[granite shard]

We definitely get gta 6 before b42 stable

[swift saddle]

You mean the showcase?

[fossil pecan]

I guess, showcase is the only channel in that tab so

[swift saddle]

There are 3 others… might want to make sure you have them visible

#paws #creativity #music

[fossil pecan]

Oh I don't think I ever enabled extra channels, whoops

But, still, why was it moved :(

[swift saddle]

I completely revamped permissions across the server (they were a mess), and realistically it belongs there. It fits into that group, and has identical permissions

[lost niche]

Is that why nasko is in the basement with me chained up?

Im also chained up

Sully please let me see the sun again

[sick nacelle]

Sully doesnt even know what the sun is, it always rains in the UK...and Canada, above arctic circle magic no sun for months etc etc...

[swift saddle]

And that makes me blessed... fuck the sun, it's pure evil

[lost niche]

Oh are you based in the uk

I always forget where all the employees are

[swift saddle]

Canadian living in the UK yeah

[lost niche]

Damn

Wish I lived somewhere else

[swift saddle]

if you're 30 or under, look into youth mobility visas (sometimes called working holiday visas). A lot of countries offer them... that's how I came to the UK

lets you work in another country for 2 years... wonderful experience

[sick nacelle]

I truly savor the 2-3pm sunsets in December

[worldly mist]

Sully can you release the MSPaint drawing hint yet

[swift saddle]

I already did

[west terrace]

more

[worldly mist]

Yeah make it less white this time lol

[west terrace]

make it some unrelated picture

[worldly mist]

Every week release 10% of the image unedited and call it paintdoid

[swift saddle]

nah... that sounds like effort

[west terrace]

lol

come on

[worldly mist]

Pretty please

[worldly mist]

This horse mod looks pretty cool!

[raven egret]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-horse-gif-10664029143539029928

[drifting shadow]

No

[lost niche]

Ouch, now im being reminded that im old

[deft flume]

Is anyone having issues with a hosted game where you cant open doors, read, transfer items, and craft anything?. I keep having this issue and im needing to quit the game and launch it again. Any help would be appreciated

[civic spoke]

Let it be known AmazingSully is the current owner of the farm building that had a jail cell in the basement, with nasKo's presence there.

[vital umbra]

Amazing

[unkempt belfry]

What does dessert fall under?

Strawberry Mango Sorbet

[swift saddle]

I think it falls under 42.13.2 Hotfix Released.... but in seriousness, probably #creativity

[worldly mist]

Gimme a ‘U’!

[sage rain]

i love carrot sorbet

[amber oar]

Looks like an orange slurry

[worldly mist]

@teal flare what is your prediction oh prophet

[worldly mist]

I know its too big of a feature, but I had a dream last night that the new feature in this update was horses and it dropped days before that horse mod haha

[rose laurel]

:o

Come to think of it... We have all the ingredients we need for icecream dont we?

It would be sustainable too if we could make ice 🤔

[swift saddle]

hahahaha... it's not... but I would feel so bad for that team. They have been working on the mod for so long, huge collaborative effort

[worldly mist]

Thats why I woke up like 'oh no!!'

[swift saddle]

I imagine we would have given them a heads up if horses were coming soon

[worldly mist]

Bannerlord did that, this team made an incredible full conversion in Japan and added naval warfare then they just announced a naval warfare dlc lol

Yeah I figured! good guy devs

I want to learn to make mods because I have a funny idea lol

I want to make a mod where eating a banana leaves you with a banana peel you can drop and if a zombie steps on it they ragdoll lol

[lost niche]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-alert-alert-horse-horse-alert-gif-10675569724654458517

[teal flare]

thursdoid

[worldly mist]

LOL

NO

[teal flare]

Yeah sadly

[worldly mist]

A month?!

[teal flare]

Thursdoid is every thursday

[worldly mist]

It was last thursday of the month for years

I reject this prophecy

[teal flare]

Thursdoid is everu thursday

Not just end of the month, end of the month is just the thursdoid blog

[worldly mist]

LOL

[teal flare]

But in our heartsz thursdoids are still weekly

[civic spoke]

Nah, I treat our Thursdoid blogs as a monthly shonen magazine.

[worldly mist]

I just finished an endgame smithing setup again so I assume a save breaking update will come today if not tomorrow

[teal flare]

I just started a really nice save with my brother so yeah lol i have a feeling an update is coming out soon

[sage rain]

Just more 72 hours

[worldly mist]

FR though they almost never do thurs/fri updates in case something breaks

[teal flare]

Actually if you look back most of then were either on mondays or thursdays

So chances are either today or just thursday

[worldly mist]

Hey if you did the work, I believe you haha

Lets see then!

[teal flare]

Either today or thursday!

[worldly mist]

I'd be done with my smithy so the patch could ruin my save but it keeps raining, leather is taking forever haha

[rose laurel]

Err... Put them indoors.

You dont have to place them outside.

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-dont-know-idk-99

Aw man I thought I read somewhere we could use ceramic pots for liquids now

[rose laurel]

Jars

2.5 L for 0.3 encumbrance

[runic ore]

huh?

[worldly mist]

Oh the one thats needs lvl 5

[rose laurel]

yeah, id recommend doing some reading

[runic ore]

why do you think theres a save breaking update coming tomorrow or today?

[rose laurel]

Though glass bottles are arguably superior

[compact shore]

The ancient art of update divination involves forces beyond our comprehension; scrying for update information given zero to little (typically zero) information is a time-honored tradition

[worldly mist]

Most of the time the updates (especially with new features) require new saves

and there is a running joke that as soon as you finish building the best two smithing devices an update comes

Sometimes they don't break saves, or you can work around what broke with dev mode

[west terrace]

always

or find that one rare item lol

[runic ore]

aka bro made it the fuck up? lmao

i was starting to get scared there was some actual factual evidence like a big steamdb push or something

jeez

[compact shore]

Why does it scare you

Be not afraid, Piment

[worldly mist]

I mean there has been a big steamdb push lol

and its been a reasonable amount of time since the last non-hotfix, in line with previous ones

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/game-of-thrones-go-t-50

[west terrace]

lol

[worldly mist]

Ok smithy done, you may now release the update TIS

[swift saddle]

The true prophets would divine the information based on the number of red names active in the release channel

[worldly mist]

Wait what is the release channel!?

[swift saddle]

this is

[worldly mist]

No nasKo means no fun

[west terrace]

lol

[oak agate]

That's even how they look in real life too.

[west terrace]

LOL

tell me the sekrits of such lucious hair

[unkempt belfry]

I should make some carrot sorbet

[ornate apex]

Finally. My Windows 10 is no longer getting updates. Finally Microsoft will no longer break my drivers each month. I’m free

[unkempt belfry]

instructions unclear, posting to both - this was from friday night s'mores icecream

[west terrace]

i have never heard of carrot sorbet , that sounds interesting

[unkempt belfry]

honestly would probably taste pretty good

[civic ember]

does anyone now if there's a mod that fixes hitting animals with a car and them being solid concrete?

[rose laurel]

Fixing what? It's true to life

A full grown deer damages cars just as much as a baby field mouse. It's why all the wildlife crossing signs are there irl. You'd notice deer immediately because of their size after all.

[civic ember]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

well, shit

https://tenor.com/view/badcable-gif-4767315076737247756

ok still doesnt send the igf, fucj

[teal flare]

4 RED NAMES ONLINE RIGHT NOW
and the last steamdb update was 2hours ago and the other one 3hours ago
4+2+3 = 9
multiplied by the date (2) equals 18
-4 rednames = 14

build 14 today confirmed!!!!!@#!@$

[sage harbor]

[oak agate]

https://giphy.com/gifs/math-lady-meme-WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw

[unkempt belfry]

[worldly mist]

youth

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dune-stilgar

[heady quarry]

Haha yeah theharber let us know on reddit a while back that you were not working on one currently 😄 That was appreciated so we could go full steam ahead on the mod

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thats-it-yes-thats-it-1

[heady quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cowboy-finger-gun-pointing-moves-gif-17170914

[nimble quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-mad-pissed-fall-paper-gif-8778884

So no horses (soon)... I see how it is.

[west terrace]

i want a pupper!!!

[civic spoke]

There ain't no horses named (Soon) in this game.

[heady quarry]

Not official, but our mod comes out on Saturday, that's pretty soon 😄
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuWLWnM3k_0

[worldly mist]

I’m sure I’d know by watching lol but can we breed horses?

And do saddles have storage?

[lost niche]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-horse-gif-10664029143539029928

[heady quarry]

Yes 😄 They function like vanilla animals when it comes to that stuff. We will expand to use more of the genetics system post launch so that there's more of a benefit to selective breeding and chasing down one a strong and fast one

[heady quarry]

Saddle storage no, but we have saddle bags!
The saddles will make it so your legs and groin doesn't get sore while riding, and you also mount/dismount faster with one

[nimble quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-yes-gif-5426936545941509697

Okay, looked at the trailer, looks pretty good.

Very minor nitpicking, but I think the locomotion (i.e. rotation) could be improved (that is, doing a full circle motion towards A or B instead of rotating in place, I think an example of this could be cows in PZ when they run away), likewise with the snapiness of the animations themselves (there's an impression of gliding).

Well done and best of luck to you all .

[worldly mist]

Thanks! Looking forward to it!

Can you add to existing saves? And are you guys releasing on Saturday because you were tipped off to an update this week 😉 (don’t answer that)

[heady quarry]

Unfortunately they will not spawn on existing saves. I can promise we don't know anything about any TIS updates, we just finally finished it and want to get it out there, and if any critical issues comes up it's easier for us to fix on the weekend 😄

[unkempt belfry]

Been watching you all work so hard on this for so long, I am super stoked! ❤️

[sand hull]

Public service announcement! We can't make ground beef with beef harvested from cows.

[worldly mist]

Yes haha we are hoping for a meat grinder at some point when they add more food processing (brewing, preserving etc)

[civic spoke]

Snapping spaghetti in Project Zomboid should randomly cause a police car to spawn nearby and blare sirens.

[lost niche]

"You have alerted the Italians"

[civic spoke]

Italian zombies be like 🤌 🤌 while they walk towards you.

[timid hull]

@bold river

[civic spoke]

This would also effectively make cars / vehicles as renewable resources in the game.

[worldly mist]

Lmfao that’s hilarious

Or horse heads get left in your bed

[west terrace]

i want a horse head

[lost niche]

https://tenor.com/view/professorwho-horse-enity-paoloprofumo-creepy-gif-16038822

[unkempt belfry]

[nimble quiver]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3659137034&searchtext=

This looks like a thing that should be in vanilla PZ C:.

Mostly for objects / entities in the blind spot of a tile / sprite, because it's assumed that your character (from their pov - eyes) can see them, despite our pov not being able to.

[little solstice]

https://youtube.com/shorts/l3JB_Ld793s?si=n_4CH4xK413dvg3Y

[bold river]

https://media.tenor.com/FFGQy42E5rkAAAAe/fart.png

Lovely video

[worldly mist]

I saw Albania play Italy in the Eurocup last year and the Albanians brought pasta specifically to break in half in front of the Italian fans haha it was hilarious

[viscid adder]

Found a bathroom in LV with no sink on the counter next to the toilet, that's not up to code.

https://ibb.co/prwsjKbQ

[worldly mist]

The ol toilet sink

[untold swallow]

is there anything new? my game just started updating but i don't see patchnotes or anything

[sage harbor]

Are you subscribed to any mods?

[untold swallow]

ahhhhhh

that explains it

[worldly mist]

I wish!

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/waiting-916

[teal flare]

Tomorrow for sure

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/take-your-word-for-it-moira

RIP

[ornate apex]

She left her kid at home alone and was a total Karen to the airline staff for her own fuckup

RIP

[worldly mist]

LMAO

That part always made me laugh

My son is home alone!

Isn't that like... your fault?

[rose laurel]

why did you let me forget random stranger

[ashen tangle]

Kevin

[worldly mist]

@teal flare 11 commits today

[teal flare]

oh yeah we are going to get to the 14 commits midnight today and then the next commit will be tomorrow at (6am in my timezone) we wil get the .14 update!

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/believe-motivation

Even the scratch ticket prophecy is true!

https://klipy.com/gifs/milhosue-milhouse

[teal flare]

yessss

cause 5 moneys and at 7am so 7+5 = 12 +2 believers = 14

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dafuq-cat

[scenic hedge]

@swift saddle had the trailer bug happen with wrecked (burned out vehicles in a scrapyard) vehicles in the vanilla MP save I am on today. Not sure if that aspect was known when testing/searching for that bug

[worldly mist]

Dumb question but is there a way to make those cool wood bordered garden plots using dev mode? I guess just find the right tile?

[half orchid]

which exactly?

they should be in the tile picker

[teal flare]

If youre in debug mode and has the brushtools enabled you can right click a tile and get their name or even copy then

[half orchid]

if you mean these: they are under location_community_park_01

[worldly mist]

Thanks so much! Those are the ones!

Thx all]

[thick elm]

I’m hyped now

[worldly mist]

Remember the words of Sully the Anti-prophet, "Low Expectations". We predict, but we do not expect.

[half orchid]

you guys are just a few steps aways from reading coffee grounds, arent you?

[swift saddle]

Sounds like a wise man

[worldly mist]

We tried that it didn't work

[teal flare]

Exactly

[teal flare]

Yeah the mug dissapeared after use

[spare kraken]

neither would win against each other, because without water and fire, fireboy and watergirl the forest temple would have never came to exist in our timeline

[worldly mist]

This sounds self-punishing but I hope the next update adds proper progression to the blacksmithing devices - I am interested in how annoying it might feel to unlock them through magazines and levelling vs getting to build them all automatically

[teal flare]

dash, new steamdb update 5min ago

the team is working really really hard, dam

[west terrace]

yay

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-believe-in-this-team-johnny

[compact shore]

Project Zomboid 2 tomorrow?

[worldly mist]

2Project2Zomboid

[civic spoke]

Sorry, like Blizzard, they "unsequeled" that.

[arctic wyvern]

i know whenever i drop a number 2 it reminds me of overwatch

[worldly mist]

When is 6am your time

[teal flare]

3h37min ago

[worldly mist]

https://tenor.com/view/bebezinho-gif-17524909461832763406

[teal flare]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gif-6891886407904187638

Update out in 1h22min trust me bro
(do not trust me idk what im doing anymore)

[worldly mist]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can-hear-it-hero-boy-chris-the-polar-express-i-trust-gif-19504039

[thick elm]

I believe!!!

[prisma flower]

coping as well as i am, i see

do we actually have reason to expect a patch soon or did we learn this from a haruspex

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-road-to-el-dorado-both

One the reality side, its been a reasonable amount of time since the last non-hotfix update, and there are a bunch of things already they've stated are 'in' the next update. We've also heard it has some new features which maybe implies it is getting there. That said, we (at least to my knowledge) haven't seen any streamers testing it out which has seemed to happen in the past. On the speculative side, there have been lots of steam commits and lately and as @teal flare said t̶͍́͛̅h̶́̀̄̚ḙ̶͕̠̈ ̸̀́̕͝t̶̛̄̌͑ŗ̵̯̭͗uth i̶͎̖͓͋s̵̐͛ in th̛́̇ȅ̶ ǹ͖͇u̸̓̌͛̇m̶̛̄ber̴̮̼̖̈́s,̅͋̓͝ ̸let t̑͒̑̚h̉̚e̷̔̐͂͝m̴̺̊̃̿ ̷̉set yö̶͒͒́u̶͑͒̕ f̷̣͆̅̽r̶͗ee

[sick nacelle]

Every year, insanity deepens

[worldly mist]

I vote that the devs add a random house occurence with corpses with IDs taken from everyone with more than 50 posts in this chat, and scatter a bunch of culty stuff all over the house with notebooks and stuff hahaha

[sick nacelle]

Build 43 release date book that is too stained by blood to read

[worldly mist]

Hahahaha

Or it makes you go right to max stress and depression

"It is 1993. You are in Zomboid America. Zomboid was created in 2013. The 1993 Apocalypse prevented zomboid from being created. You exist, and you do not exist."

Build 43 is already here, and will never come! R̷̉͒̈́̒ȇ̶̾̆͗p̶̛͒̀͜ë̷̺̘̲n̴̉͑̅̈́t̶̞͐̈́̚ and ̓̉͠r̴̈̀͆͛e̸͐̎̋̃l̶͛̏̓̊e̵̋as͛ë̷́̌̔͌ ̵́̀͛yo̊u̴̎̇̅̇r̷̛͒̍sel̵͌̔̅̄f̷̈́̇̈́̔ ̴̅̾̔͝w̸̝͉̌͒ith t͂͗̕h̶̅̈̒̕e̴͖͛͛͑ ̶̨̳̈́ͅh̴̥̣̿͒o̵͆̍̽͝l̵̏y bl̓̔̑͋è̸̿͑̈́ä̸́͊̎̈́c̷͎̍̀͐h̶͂͛͝

[sick nacelle]

next patch will release when you are truly ready for it, developers cannot know this date themselves, it just happens

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/master-oogway-kung-fu-panda-3

This is true! It can only come when all of us have reached...

@teal flare there are 5 red names in the chat!

The portents are clear!

[sick nacelle]

back in my day we had far more reliable and better ways of divining the release dates...youngsters these days spew release dates as if they were memes...and back in my days trolling was a art, not this "look at me I'm stupid, just kidding, trolled you"

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pepperidge-pepperidge-farm-remembers-1

what does luna say anyway

the true prophet

[sick nacelle]

she needs the blacksmith guy and Count von Count to help with this

[worldly mist]

All three prophets of the patchpocalypse

[sick nacelle]

her power waxes and wanes depending on NasKo's presence

[prisma flower]

okay so its like. 70% copium? thereabouts?

[worldly mist]

https://tenor.com/view/logical-agree-yes-good-point-gif-3416752

Yeah I like that math

The intensity of my speculative posts seems to increase on days I am working in the office…

[sick nacelle]

non-remote office work explains the patch insanity

[prisma flower]

understandable. i am also writhing and suffering awaiting any form of release from the mp combat bug hell

[worldly mist]

Lowkey pretty much lol. Somehow discord gets through our social media filter

[vital umbra]

Amen

[vital umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-real-life-john-bruh-show-this-is-reality-stop-dreaming-gif-27096206

[sick nacelle]

alas the Quest of the Fourth Nail has to begin anew one day again, hopefully with less nail-foraging

[worldly mist]

It’s such a classic bottleneck lmao. I remember this game ‘Roma Victor’ from years ago where you needed nails to make wooden mold to set a clay nail mold lol

[sick nacelle]

patch coming and possible mod compatibility put an end to it alongside a lil hospital visit, but then doing another 2 months of foraging for a single nail wasn't gonna be 10/10 gameplay either way

real insanity was bound to come from nature taking over the few open pathways

[thick elm]

ITS COMING

THE PROMISED DAY OF .14 IS COMING

!!!!

[sick nacelle]

lower expectations

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rossgeller-friends

live video of Sully ^

[swift saddle]

not wrong

[sick nacelle]

Sully was probably much younger when that scene was made...

[swift saddle]

why you gotta be like that

[sick nacelle]

lower your expectations of users posting here

[swift saddle]

lmao don't worry, they are already in the gutter

[sick nacelle]

But can there be a negative overflow?

[swift saddle]

no... not possible

[sick nacelle]

Great, then we cannot possibly act worse than we do at the moment

[heady quarry]

If there is an update this week I just pray it doesn't change anything with animals 😅

[thick elm]

Is there any updates to animals being done

If you can tell us

[swift saddle]

can't get into details

[teal flare]

If there are details then yes

https://tenor.com/view/sherlockholmes-gif-22362331

[swift saddle]

the absense of something is a detail as well... so no

[thick elm]

aw

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bowling-fail-playing-bowling

[worldly mist]

I made a copy of 42.13.2 just in case hahaha

I want to ride the horsies!

[heady quarry]

Even if a patch breaks our mod, I'm sure we can fix it pretty quickly 😄 We've got SimKDT and albion on the team after all!

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/greatest-team-ever-thor

Honestly they have done a thursday patch before but I wouldn't hang my hat on it at this point later in a thursday, its almost time for afternoon tea over the pond!

[teal flare]

I still have faith for 6 more hours

Then yeah

[worldly mist]

Teha the Eternally Faithful!

[swift saddle]

I'll put you out of your misery then... no patch is dropping in the next 6 hours

[teal flare]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-falling-arrow-arrow-in-back-dying-gif-8468686017422722699

[sick nacelle]

estimated time of disappointment...!

[thick elm]

What about in the next 6 hours and 1 minute?

[swift saddle]

no comment

[thick elm]

What is your pfp supposed to be sully😭

[sick nacelle]

him at the moment of posting "no patch today" celebration illustration

[swift saddle]

back in the day there was this facebook thing, and you would enter a prompt and it would create a comic of you. I asked it to make me a fabulous cowboy and that's what it came up with... I fell in love

[thick elm]

Beautiful

Ai before the slop

[swift saddle]

^

[worldly mist]

It is fabulous!

[worldly mist]

B42.14 confirmed for 4:47pm EST

[half orchid]

...check for european time, not american time.

they are a british studio

[worldly mist]

Yeah I just added 6 hours to what it was EST lol

6 hours 1 min

Im shitposting but they did drop 41.11 at like 4pm EST

[half orchid]

yeah but I'd generally default to them releasing within european times, depending on whos handling steam

tho nasko has to been known to be up pretty late for those thursdroids.... lol

[worldly mist]

Yeah for sure i'd say there is like a 2% chance of a patch this week now lol

[half orchid]

i have hopes that we might get a thursdroid

but i got plenty to do in case we dont, so eh

[teal flare]

2.14%

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doug-maclean-nhl

[teal flare]

We are at 13 steamdb updates in the last 24hours

[worldly mist]

😮

[teal flare]

WE ARE CLOSING IN FOLKS

[sage rain]

Every 24 hours of waiting for the update, one day passes.

[paper yacht]

I want sewers!

[teal flare]

hear me out, subways

imagine the complete darkness of the night inside the subways

[paper yacht]

How about both!?

[teal flare]

oh yeah both is good too!

[west terrace]

iw ant sewers too!!

i must live in the grossest place possible

[paper yacht]

Living in the sewers under Louisville would be awesome

[civic spoke]

Assuming the basements are all interconnected with crawlable spaces and pipes.

Unfortunately................ I'm here to bring you back down to the real world.

Project Zomboid doesn't allow players to crawl on the floor like crawlers do. A tad shame if we wanted to try out stealth against player armies.

[west terrace]

erm akually crawling is non existent in pz's universe therfore all "crawl" spaces are probably the size of our char therfore can be possible haha

[teal flare]

yet

if even minecraft has a way to crawl PZ will def have one someday too

[sick nacelle]

akshually puppers are non existent content in PZ, no doggos

[west terrace]

rofl

[west terrace]

i wasnt laughing at that lmao , AND NO

theyre gathering as a great pupper pack , then coming back to pz

[bold elm]

Something I want to make for one of my next maps. Love the idea of subways

[west terrace]

meanwhile steam forums: zombies should poo

lol

[sick nacelle]

well the eaten matter should go somewhere...

even TWD knows and has addressed this

[west terrace]

lol

[swift saddle]

lmao... that post

[west terrace]

lol inb4 minmaxing zombie turd

[sick nacelle]

didnt that SCUM game have some insane "stats" to minmax nutrients

[west terrace]

AND THEN , someone would hoard it , and it would crash their tater pc lol

[sick nacelle]

"someone" = a friend asked me to ask

[west terrace]

lol

[sick nacelle]

who would hoard zombie poop and have an extensive post history with the word "turd"....

[west terrace]

leon

[teal flare]

they're really nice, I played on a rp server once that had subways and was the most horrifying experience I had in PZ

and that was before the new lightning system

[bold elm]

If im remembering correctly some mappers have already been experimenting with the idea. Maybe in the not so far future it will happen

[teal flare]

oh yeah! it will be really nice to play

[teal flare]

in fridoid we believe

[worldly mist]

fridoid lmao

[worldly mist]

Its true, I've found lots of pupper chow! They must exist somewhee

[ashen tangle]

in spiffo we trust

[civic spoke]

Mondoid I believe.

Change my mind.

[sage harbor]

Guys, I had a dream last night that B43 unstable released and as I clicked the post to read the update I woke up

[swift saddle]

I am genuinely curious how the community would react if we released B43 unstable before B42 stable

[sage harbor]

It depends. If the whole team split has been happening, and npcs were in some way ready for testing, having a seperate even more unstable branch would be cool. But I imagine the steam forums and reddit would then say you all are abandoning the b42 update polish etc

Like "Oh they failed at a good crafting system so they are doing npcs to distract us"

[swift saddle]

lmao

I could see that on Reddit

[sage harbor]

Do you keep seeing the ladder complaints?

Speaking of beating a dead horse

[swift saddle]

yes I have... I stopped interacting with them because people never listen

[teal flare]

build 50 when

[teal flare]

unstable 2 pt 2: unstablers

[sage harbor]

Look, if you guys ever felt that b42 unstable is taking too long, and you want to show off the npcs, maybe a video or creator collab would be the right way to go. But yeah, an unstable with another unstable would be a more risky move.

[teal flare]

I meaannn it's kinda valid, ladders and swimming are as essential to survival as walking but it's understandable that they need a good amount of work to work for PZ's settings

swimming specially, would prob need a ton of rework on water

[teal flare]

ooooh NPCs trailer to hype everyone up would be cool

[west terrace]

steam forums lol

[swift saddle]

I don't think it's essential... there are many other things that I would argue are much more essential

[sage harbor]

I would rather they add hills and more verticality to the natural terrain (which may come when cars get the physics rework) before ladders and swimming

[swift saddle]

as always, priorities

[proper anchor]

Mr Sully, would the next patch destroy our saves this time?

[swift saddle]

every patch will destroy your saves, that's why it's unstable

[teal flare]

definelly not life or death essential yeah, but in therms of survival options they would definelly add more versatility besides stairs

basically, would be really cool but not cool for the amount of work pulled out from other stuff

[west terrace]

I didnt realize how in depth and complicated the game was until this 42 i started reporting some bugs and its way complicated than people think , wish more people would see that instead of complaining on some platforms

[proper anchor]

Erm actually, the hotfixes for mp didn't☝️ 🤓

[worldly mist]

Yeah I don't care about ladders

[west terrace]

OK BUT THE tree house!!

[teal flare]

HMMMM they would probably need to add verticality before adding swimming for sure

[west terrace]

or whatever they are lol in riverwood!!

[swift saddle]

they did, you just didn't realise it

[teal flare]

TREE HOUSEEE

I love making tree houses with the ladders mod it's so good

[proper anchor]

[west terrace]

theres also umm wher is it hang on

[worldly mist]

Ill die before I take orders from an Elf!

[proper anchor]

would the next patch make the save unplayable i mean

[worldly mist]

live in the ground like a proper dwarf

[teal flare]

there is a really cool place in LV to make a tree house next to the music festival on the parking playgrounds

[swift saddle]

no idea... likely depends on your definition of unplayable. You should ALWAYS be starting a new save for a new version though

[west terrace]

LOL that just now clicked and i have over 20000 years hours watching that series

[worldly mist]

LMAO

[sage harbor]

And how long until the next patch?

[west terrace]

i have yet to go over theres , only drove past it

[proper anchor]

i mean like, would the code change so much that the save can't be loaded

[teal flare]

tree houseee mhmm

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/good-effort-amen-good-job

[swift saddle]

soon™

[west terrace]

yah those!! that is like the perfect size house for me lol

[teal flare]

fridoid confirmed

[proper anchor]

RELEASE DATE COMFIRMED

[teal flare]

IT IS REALLY COOL except when you die cause of a zed camping your ladder

[worldly mist]

I see no tree that is sky house

[sage harbor]

[west terrace]

hahahaha

[worldly mist]

I don't think the new kids know how far the TM goes here

[swift saddle]

any house made with wood is technically a tree house

[west terrace]

sully

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/think-about-it-use-your-brain

[west terrace]

no lol

[proper anchor]

wisedom

[sage harbor]

[teal flare]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[swift saddle]

I saw it too

[worldly mist]

Too slow we saw it

[sage harbor]

How do I get perms 😭

[swift saddle]

be better

[worldly mist]

talk more!

[west terrace]

we better

[teal flare]

gotta keep talking until you get out of recruit

[worldly mist]

WE BETTER

[teal flare]

we better

[swift saddle]

god damn it

[west terrace]

LOOl

[worldly mist]

HAHA STUPID GUY

that was poetic

shit

[sage harbor]

Only if b43 unstable releases in 3 days. Those are my demands 🦘

[teal flare]

fr though imagine swimming in PZ and then sinking to the bottom cause you're exausted or overencumberend

cant wait

[swift saddle]

I accept your demands... I hope you enjoy your lack of embed perms

[west terrace]

lol

[sage harbor]

😔

Oh well, at least I tried

[worldly mist]

Maybe if we do a care bear stare we can get your perms

[west terrace]

lol we care

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/carebear-carebears-16

[west terrace]

darkhart is cooler

[worldly mist]

facts

[sage harbor]

I think I used to have perms, but then I left the server when I was cleaning up my dc, only to come back a month later when I realised I had left 😭

[swift saddle]

nah, your xp carries over when you come back

[worldly mist]

You must shed your plunger through banter

[west terrace]

bantyer and friendship bracelets

[sage harbor]

Really? I swear I was using gifs and stuff

[worldly mist]

Sully can me and @teal flare have a custom role icon that is a crystal ball

and be officially patch prophets

[west terrace]

hahaha

[swift saddle]

nope

[worldly mist]

what if I give you lots of dollars

[swift saddle]

yup

[sage harbor]

Isn't this embedded? Or is that just on my pov?

[swift saddle]

just your pov

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[sage harbor]

No like the actual message, not the forward?

[swift saddle]

Yeah so permissions were a mess. Every channel had different permissions. I went through and unified them so they are mostly the same (some small exceptions)

[west terrace]

lol , wire jumble

[sage harbor]

Right, that makes sense

[worldly mist]

Ok I gave dollars and I am become purple

[west terrace]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[teal flare]

noooo

[worldly mist]

possesor of spiffo

[sage harbor]

Wow, sellout

[west terrace]

😆

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-get-what-you-pay-for-william-zabka

[sage harbor]

Wait how do you have a custom role ?

[compact shore]

Blackmail and/or bribery

[worldly mist]

I tried bribery now Sully ghosted me

[compact shore]

Time for blackmail

[swift saddle]

I didn't receive the dollars

[sage harbor]

Lmao

[west terrace]

send more

[worldly mist]

isn't your name Mr. Discord?

[teal flare]

hey sully u wanna see something cool?

[swift saddle]

not really

[compact shore]

Teha was about to show you the coolest shit ever

And now you'll never know

[swift saddle]

yup...

[teal flare]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mario-depressed-mario-walking-in-rain-mario-sad-depressed-gif-6943075901738095231

[worldly mist]

I wanna see something cool

[sage harbor]

Ignore Sully, he miserable fr

[worldly mist]

Gimme a crypto wallet Ill send you some dogecoins

[swift saddle]

truer words have never been spoken

[teal flare]

fr i will just show it for you folks, dont show to sully ok

[compact shore]

Have you considered just not being miserable? You're welcome

[swift saddle]

but I prefer it this way

[compact shore]

[swift saddle]

it's easier to spread misery when you're miserable

[sage harbor]

Damn 💀

[compact shore]

So to get the custom role, rather than bribery or blackmail, perhaps it'd be wise to threaten... with a good time

[worldly mist]

Your misery makes me smile

[sage harbor]

[teal flare]

behold the power of automation, a consumables item creator for pz b42
(don't mind the ugly ui it's really kicking my ass but I'm going to remake it)

[worldly mist]

The more you miser the more I happy

[sage harbor]

Damn, nice!

[worldly mist]

That's cool!!!

[west terrace]

is this a auto butter makeer? buttermart

[worldly mist]

See we almost missed that Sully and you like programming stuff

[teal flare]

could definelly make any types of butter u want!

[sage harbor]

^ Sully needs to be less miserable and more Iwilltellyouwhenthenextupdateis-able

[compact shore]

But if he likes it then it'll make him less miserable

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/this-is-very-accurate-chris-evans

[swift saddle]

but then I'll get fired... and that'll make me miserable... wait a minute... hmmmmm

[sage harbor]

It all works out

[west terrace]

lol

[worldly mist]

Loophole!

[compact shore]

The indie game store, fire him immediately

[worldly mist]

Will you get fired if you give me and Teha crytal ball roles

[west terrace]

nah hes stuck with us

[swift saddle]

yes because I'll fire myself

[sage harbor]

He is using his miserableness to hide how much he likes us all

[worldly mist]

Use that one its very crytaly

[sage harbor]

Especially all the people that ask "When MP" when mp is already out

[worldly mist]

Ok can I have a dash rancher role that just says Dash Rancher

[compact shore]

I wonder who sent the last “MP when” before MP

[worldly mist]

puppers supports that I know it

[worldly mist]

Thats actually hilarious haha

I wonder

[compact shore]

Like considering how often it was talked about surely someone at least asked the same day, it'd be funny if it was even closer

[swift saddle]

Servers have a role limit, so we tend not to give out custom roles unless someone is vet, and even then it's a maybe

[worldly mist]

Im just shitposting I know I don't deserve one haha no worries!

[compact shore]

Nice going sully, now they're gonna hunt down vets to free up space 😔

[worldly mist]

I gotta shitpost more to be a vet anyway

[swift saddle]

....good?

[worldly mist]

how many actual messages is a vet

[sage harbor]

Too many

[swift saddle]

xp has a cool down

[west terrace]

ill be a plunger again to sacrigice

[compact shore]

This betrayal won't be forgotten, until I forget tomorrow

[west terrace]

sacrifice

[worldly mist]

Oh so its a factor of messages and time

[sage harbor]

So just be unemployed and don't go to school

Easy

[west terrace]

lmao

[worldly mist]

puppers just said they will give me their role so I can be Dash Rancher the Dash Racnher

oh god not Dash Racnher

[swift saddle]

I have noticed there are a few roles with 0 members though... definitely should do a clean up

[worldly mist]

WAIT WAIT

[sage harbor]

Care to let us in on some of them? Like are they xp based?

[west terrace]

lol what the heckaroni

[worldly mist]

Can I be a puppers?!

Puppers will you adopt me as a puppers?

[compact shore]

Little do you know that the seemingly unused “g” role is central to the functioning of the entire server

[teal flare]

add'em all to dash and see if something explodes

[west terrace]

ok

[sage harbor]

*see if dash explodes

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nani-surprised

[swift saddle]

no they are just custom roles that were given to people who aren't here anymore for.... reasons

[worldly mist]

Puppers said I can be a puppers Sully!

[sage harbor]

OOOOOH, SOME TEA?

[west terrace]

you ahve to be initiated like pupper.exe was and die to eating a damdielenion

[worldly mist]

Make it so!

[compact shore]

That's less fun than the seemingly unused “g” role so I'm gonna pretend that's real instead

[west terrace]

quick sully remove my role

haha

thnx hahah

[worldly mist]

Aw what

[west terrace]

[sage harbor]

Role trading is crazy. Sully should make a side hustle with this

[west terrace]

lmao role trading

[swift saddle]

I was promised dollars

[worldly mist]

OMG

[compact shore]

I'm convinced it's not possible to create a smiley with open eyes and an open mouth that doesn't look like it will kill me

[west terrace]

LOOOOOOOOOOl

[worldly mist]

IM PUPPERS

[compact shore]

The new puppers is crowned

[worldly mist]

Blah blah blah, I like dogs and flowers

[sage harbor]

LMAO

[west terrace]

ROFL

[teal flare]

is there a way to see xp?

[west terrace]

im putting that as my bio lmao

[worldly mist]

Hahahahaha

[swift saddle]

type /rank

[compact shore]

I don't want to

[sage harbor]

Right here?

[compact shore]

Accursed bot

[teal flare]

😮

[worldly mist]

Level: Puppers

[west terrace]

😆

[teal flare]

whats yer xp puppers show us

[swift saddle]

why is the puppers role the holographic colour? Didn't I make it specifically so it wasn't just for you?

[west terrace]

absolutely not lol

[swift saddle]

I distinctly remember doing that because I had to make it higher than vet

did you shit on all of my hard work and make them undo it?

[west terrace]

LOL

i didnt do anything

[sage harbor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/comments/1qwoajk/i_had_a_dream_my_deceased_brother_and_i_were/ Sully did you see this btw? Another person dreamed pz. Maybe it is a supernatural phenomena

[worldly mist]

It was me, puppers!

[west terrace]

a jerky strip!

[swift saddle]

oh wait no, you didn't want the shitty nitro booster colour, that's what it was

[west terrace]

ioh yah

i was like i have no idea what youre talking about lmao

wait why did i have pink name lol

[sage harbor]

Actually not the worst pz concept screen, but at least right now the menu seems to condensed for pz standards

[worldly mist]

I flew too close to the sun

[west terrace]

yah it doesnt look bad im surprised they could remember that, i remember like a pea when i wake up lol

[teal flare]

PERRY the Jerky Strip

idk your text made me think of that

[west terrace]

lol the duck guy?

[sage harbor]

I can still remember the B43 unstable post thumbnail

From hours ago

[west terrace]

NO lol

[sage harbor]

It was like the Muldraugh police station with two groups of npcs on each side of the fence facing each other, it looked so sick 😭

[worldly mist]

Sully can you promise when b42 is stable to leave us a version of this weird little channel

[swift saddle]

there will be a new one

will see how long it lasts

[worldly mist]

Woohoo

[sage harbor]

Wouldn't it depend on whether the b42 stable is the last b42 related update or if you all did b41 and did a 42.1 unstable, 42.2 unstable, etc?

[swift saddle]

We will likely just keep te news discussions going, and there will be thursdoids again

[worldly mist]

Puppers when I was you for a moment why did I feel a strong urge to adopt every puppy at the pet store

[west terrace]

eat a dinnerbone too

[worldly mist]

Mmmmmmm

[west terrace]

beggin strips

now when you play pz you must collect every duck squeaker toy

[sage harbor]

But then you might turn upside down...

[west terrace]

lol

[worldly mist]

And bags of dog food

[worldly mist]

https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/s/lZhvAtU1IL

[west terrace]

awh thats cute , lookit the lil shibr

[civic spoke]

Hachiko.... Nooooo 😭

Will stay there waiting for you loyally, even when zombies bite down.

[worldly mist]

Sully don’t you have shibas!

[swift saddle]

yup

[worldly mist]

What would a shiba do if a zombie came up lol

[swift saddle]

run away while barking at it

[worldly mist]

Lmao ‘why are you getting further away zombie? Are you scared?!’

Aggressive retreat

Can we see a picture of the shibas

[swift saddle]

nope... but can do you one better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Z-h9bjZf8

[worldly mist]

Omgggggg

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitty-review-review-of-cat-cat-review-gif-21098978

From my cat ^ lol

Lovely fierce shibas

[swift saddle]

they like to play rough

[drifting shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307041188574007326/1370816563057393675/spiffo.gif

Damn

[swift saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[drifting shadow]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[worldly mist]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-mario-plumber-marioandluigi-supermariobros-gif-27552254

[west terrace]

sniffols lol

[worldly mist]

Ugh I remember when I was puppers

[west terrace]

lol

[worldly mist]

Omg you really changed your bio

I’m honored

[half orchid]

What's up with the dessert posting?

[prisma flower]

eating our emotions. another day yearning for the patch and filling the hole inside with yummy

[sick nacelle]

Who needs singular patches when we can wait for stable 42, zero expectations until the big one

[worldly mist]

Imagine that’s what the next patch was out of nowhere

[sick nacelle]

With all due respect to TIS, it's hard to imagine next patch would just casually contain every single still missing major feature, pre-emptive bugfixes that said features will require...but no expectations is pretty cool club to be in! Just chill, play other games, staying hydrated, in my lane, thriving

[worldly mist]

Low expectations, high hopes

[swift saddle]

this is where hope comes to die

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lord-of-the-rings-lotr-xEG

you are gandalf ^

stuck taking care of us hobbitses

[sick nacelle]

"Lower your expectations, fools" when Sully is fighting against Balrog

[worldly mist]

Lmao

when he finally falls into the pit of his despair

only to emerge as Sully the White

who is full of hope and tells us spoilers

[sick nacelle]

White as in empty code sheet, with no progress for next patch

[worldly mist]

LOL

[sick nacelle]

and the circle begins anew

[worldly mist]

I hope they don't release a sneaky friday patch, that would be terrible

[sick nacelle]

"I will sell my soul for the tiniest patch"
"Wtf patch came on friday, fuck you TIS"

[worldly mist]

LOL

[sick nacelle]

probably Steam forum is like that

[worldly mist]

definitely

or if it fixed most of the bugs but introduced one minor one they would complain

[sick nacelle]

"just release MP, slow devs, glacial pace"
"ffs MP has a bug that makes it unenjoyable"

[swift saddle]

I feel that in my soul

[sick nacelle]

customer support must be the worst of the worst place to be, right with the TV license inspectors and parking ticket people

[worldly mist]

Tv license inspectors!?

[swift saddle]

I've worked in call centres for about 7 years... luckily I have become numb to most of it

[swift saddle]

UK thing

[worldly mist]

Sir do you have a license for that television set

[sick nacelle]

back when most MP demanders were babies, sure was fun time not opening doors for anyone you didn't expect to ring your doorbell. Fast forward, I don't open doors for anyone I don't expect anyway, long past TV license became obsolete

[swift saddle]

in the UK you require a TV license if you own a TV or watch BBC online

[sick nacelle]

also finnish thing, the inspectors used to have a "real job" alongside it, like policemen, but they could not act as police when doing it

[worldly mist]

No way

[swift saddle]

it's £174.50/year

[worldly mist]

I almost don't believe that hahaha

[sick nacelle]

"do not open doors for TV license inspectors" was the first lesson, before "don't accept candy from strangers with a van"

[swift saddle]

it funds the BBC

[worldly mist]

Wow its true

[swift saddle]

What gets me is how predatory the TV Licence notices are

[worldly mist]

Why can you buy a black and white license lmfaooooo

[swift saddle]

I have been collecting them for 2 years and they are clearly designed to confuse and scare the elderly into paying even if they don't need to

[sick nacelle]

Now, the whole TV license is a flat tax automatically included in taxation..a victory of a sort, but annoying to pay for channels that I never will watch

[worldly mist]

Ugh I hate that. I used a pest control service and the ad they sent the next year was written as an invoice for the service they were pitching.

[worldly mist]

Thats hilarious haha

Im sure we pay for that in Canada somehow through some tax to support Canadian channels

[swift saddle]

https://i.redd.it/cb2evlzgqe7e1.jpeg

[worldly mist]

Despicable

[sick nacelle]

At times, the inspectors with background in police or other...rowdy careers used to get provoked like nothing, trying to force entry if you opened the door...which obviously would make any sighting of a TV invalid, due illegal entry

[worldly mist]

Sighting of a TV ahahah how have I never heard of this

[sick nacelle]

13 long years, since TV license was abolished in Finland. Yet it made a permanent not-so-fond memory!

[worldly mist]

"HQ we have TV sighted at 123 British Street. Looks to be about 52 inches... checking their TV watching history"

[swift saddle]

You get all sorts of fake warnings too, like in big red letters on the front of the envelope "OFFICIAL NOTICE: INVESTIGATION OPENED" so that you are scared your neighbours will see it and think you're a deliquent

[sick nacelle]

Yeah, if they heard music, anything that could imply presence of a TV...

[worldly mist]

And so you have to be like 'thats the soundtrack from fawlty towers on vinyl...'

[worldly mist]

TV INVESTIGATION IS NOW ACTIVE

[sick nacelle]

Finnish people do not riot or protest in the way of french do, for anything, but holy shit if TV license inspectors try to be annoying to your face

[worldly mist]

they are sitting outside in vans with binoculars

[swift saddle]

I just checked, I have 17 notices lol... and some of them are like "we may come and visit you on <date>"... and then nobody ever shows up

[worldly mist]

I feel like if I moved to the UK and someone in a uniform came up to my door and said he was the TV Inspector I would call the cops for a wellness check lmao

[sick nacelle]

When phones and game consoles started to have functions to do Youtube and stuff, it became funnier because it was even harder to prove if you actually used a TV for...TV channels. Just owning a TV was ok, watching channels without license was the paid thing.

[bold elm]

I thought it is for if you watch live tv channels and bbc channels?
I’m pretty sure you can own a tv without it. However the bbc are trying to worm onto other services like YouTube to try enforce it more.

[worldly mist]

Hahaha that makes it even funnier

[swift saddle]

I have no issues with a tv licence, it funds public broadcasting... okay. I do have a problem with their tactics which are disgusting, and makes me want to waste their time

[worldly mist]

But why not just add a tax to everyones taxes

[sick nacelle]

automate sending virtual notices of that style to anyone using an illegal copy of PZ

[worldly mist]

How much money are they wasting paying tv inspectors hahaha

[worldly mist]

HAHA a zomboid license inspection has been opened

[swift saddle]

because then you could tax people fairly... flat taxes affect the poor more, so they do it more. Hell National Insurance is an actual regressive tax where you pay in less the more you make

maybe that's too p-word for here though

gotta watch the rules

[sick nacelle]

p-p-patch?

[worldly mist]

He said the word!

In the UK do you get like a card that shows how your taxes were used?

[swift saddle]

we do not

[worldly mist]

Huh I thought you did thats too bad

[sick nacelle]

wouldn't make much of a card when it says "salary increase for parliamental members"

[worldly mist]

LOL

[sick nacelle]

ahem, p-word is illegal here

[worldly mist]

yeah you can't say that

[sick nacelle]

just enable a word filter here that turns any forbidden word for "kitten" like GW2 forums do, or "Spiffo"

everyone demanding Spiffo would be spot-on

[worldly mist]

Lol so much slop on that

@swift saddle Would it be considered politics for us to debate Governer Cal Fairweather's lax response to helping the people of brandenburg recover from the tornado?

[sick nacelle]

Fallout PZ??

[worldly mist]

Apparantly lol

[heady quarry]

The TV license is a thing in sweden too, but they actually do go out and investigate (or used to like 10 years ago at least), fucking sneaking around peeking through windows to see if you have a TV or computer so they can send you a more stern notice with threats of consequences

[worldly mist]

This is blowing my mind haha

[sick nacelle]

oh yes same in Finland, fucking peeping toms, but legally xD

[swift saddle]

I wouldn't risk it... the mods here be power tripping

[worldly mist]

https://klipy.com/gifs/door-hide

I should have done it when I was puppers

[sick nacelle]

PZ drug update confirmed

[worldly mist]

Yayo in PZ confirmed

Btw yesterday I actually found Nolan at Nolan’s used cars hahaha