#general_chat

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vital marten
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I’m getting ready for the forecasted 100, 100F+ days in Texas

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Supposedly if things continue as they have, which they have, we’ll get that by 2030. Will be a nice development

glass wigeon
neat moat
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crazy

solemn quartz
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jerma what u doing

sweet agate
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Hey guys anyone know any roleplay servers with voice? Cheers

sweet agate
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Anyone else? Lol

viral echo
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31!!!

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I'm going to get pecked to death

harsh crane
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It’s so fucking windy here irl WTF

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Treees bending

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Gunna be a modern dust bowl

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Guess I’ll try to enjoy PZ while we still can

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Until it becomes real life bandit mode

viral echo
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why is this guy stargazing in a pond?

half kettle
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he looks like solid snake

viral echo
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I won

heavy ivy
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why did steam give me 3 copies of the same card grr

vital marten
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I was able to sign into my account on friends steam and get him on family sharing

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Took him from about 12 games to 150+

viral echo
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😭

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someone got in and set fire to my workshop

marsh glacier
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luckily you aint losing much

viral echo
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i didn't expect to be attacked from 3 sides

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I didn't see that one guy

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RIP bozo

vital marten
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Who will cut the planks now

viral echo
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I saved it

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rip chair

marsh glacier
viral echo
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wait who's this arsehole

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he's sniping all my guys with a bow 😭

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he wont be doing that again

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fucking arsehole

vital marten
marsh glacier
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take his left lung

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his left kidney

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and finally his heart

viral echo
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my neanderthal walked up to him and cut his arm off

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the arsehole got back up and started punching me, WTF

quiet siren
viral echo
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Oi, that's my meat

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😭

marsh glacier
leaden falcon
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What's up with new AAA games having you to do a whole lot of shit before playing? I open a Indie game and a tiny intro and straight into the menu, but then I open a AAA and "Please accept our EULA" "Please select the current brightness" etc etc... Why?

azure tangle
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Because, AAA

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They want you to blindly agree to some bullshit

viral echo
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Because most AAA publishers are selling you a license for a game, and that agreement states they can take away your purchase for any reason at any time.

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And also the other stuff they put in there saying you can't mod the game etc, not entirely sure how companies got to enforce that one

viral echo
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like the people who went to jail for making a cheat for a video game

stiff geyser
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Making an account to play is so fucking annoying

viral echo
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sure cheating is bad and all, but what the fuck

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if anything requires more than just a steam account, I'm just going to crack it

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I miss the old copy protections

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my favorite was starforce, you didn't even need to crack it

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just mount the game image and repeatedly run the exe about 10 times

fierce jolt
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how do i get role to type in looking for group chat?

viral echo
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not many people knew about that little trick

pseudo ruin
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they should get the bowser Nintendo treatment

toxic bridge
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anyone know how I can get permission to chat in the "looking for group" section? Trying to ping people but nothing

tacit crystal
heavy scaffold
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How do I get a DM for the voice chat

bronze moat
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SUPER CREEK!

heavy ivy
bronze moat
heavy ivy
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ahh yep there it is, we truly do live in the times

bronze moat
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And if you EVER send in your console for repairs? You don’t get it back

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We had a guy with a Zelda 3DS he won in a competition. He had modded the console.

So when he sent it in, it was confiscated. Took about 6 months of appeals for the official response to be “okay you can have it back in NON FUNCTIONAL condition.

vital marten
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Trying to find Hardcore Henry but can’t rent it on YouTube it seems

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The search continues

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Oooh shit it’s free on prime video

viral echo
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funny film

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I'm hungry

heavy ivy
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oh my god when i was looking for it i saw the payday 2 hardcore henry crossover bit and i had no fucking clue until now that the Jimmy in payday 2 is the Jimmy in hardcore henry

neat moat
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dih

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ahh

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fih

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🥀

heavy ivy
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its ok take your time

neat moat
supple raft
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why is english so weird, its so tiring to learn

oblique stream
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english is easy

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i only studied it for half of my live

supple raft
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pronunciation is something else man

supple raft
oblique stream
supple raft
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oh im just fucked then

oblique stream
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Tho you wont get that much experience unless you take special courses with speaking included

supple raft
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i see, that sucks, im just tired right now

west laurel
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trying to talk to bro but all he says is mrrp mrow prrr meow meow mrrau maurr

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i think my fren might be a cat

stiff geyser
west laurel
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no im chronically online i do the same thing

ancient jackal
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Howdy

west laurel
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all i do is

meow
yap about how much of a girlfailure i am
meow even more
listen to music
play pz
sleep

stiff geyser
west laurel
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meoww

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mrrp mrrp

stiff geyser
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Blocked

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I'm too old for that shit

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😭

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I'm 25

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It's over for me, chat

ancient jackal
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May I ask on how to get the mobile version of this game? My PC broke down on me last Friday evening(Old age)

west laurel
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there isnt one

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pz is pc only

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mrrrp prrrroooowwww

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you can get it on the steam deck

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but it kinda sucks on the steam deck

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mrrrrp prrrowwww :3

ancient jackal
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Oh, is that so? I've a friend who runs it on their mobile though?

west laurel
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if so

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that friend is a fuckin wizard

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evil ass wizard

ancient jackal
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With a specific app to use and stuffs here that needs approval

ancient jackal
west laurel
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me

shy grove
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guys

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guys

onyx igloo
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No

shy grove
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is there a way to enter a vehicle without a key or smashing a window

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i just found myself a black hawk

onyx igloo
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no not without mods

west laurel
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idk

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you said guys and not girls

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so i cant respond

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me in my stupid cat world

shy grove
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ladies and gentlement

onyx igloo
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i think theres a mod to add crowbar opening the door

west laurel
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because im a stupid cat

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mrrp mrrp

onyx igloo
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dude

shy grove
onyx igloo
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i sound like ive been smoking

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for 50 years

shy grove
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i have it its just not working for the black hawk for some reason

west laurel
onyx igloo
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because of allergies

shy grove
west laurel
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  1. how the fuck are you gonna pilot that thing
  2. how are you gonna fuel it
  3. where did you find it
  4. whats its condition
shy grove
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i wish i could send screen shots

west laurel
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thara unrealistic

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but thars really cool

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be that one douchebag pilot and hover over some random guy for no reason for about 5 hours straight

onyx igloo
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HELP

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MY THROAT IS EVISCERATED BY ALLERGIES

supple raft
shy grove
supple raft
onyx igloo
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THIS HAS GONE ON FOR 3 WEEKS

shy grove
supple raft
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well hard candy helps me but only that, and its not by a lot

onyx igloo
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im already a fatass

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fucking allergies making me obese

supple raft
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so it will do no more damage

shy grove
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OH MY GOD

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I GOT IN

onyx igloo
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ive been inhaling hot tea like a brit

shy grove
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IM FLYING

supple raft
# west laurel meow

i have considered the bit and i have realized it might not be of my preference to bark in a public discord server

west laurel
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wiwiwiwiwiwiw

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wiwiwiwiwiw

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iiiwiwiwiwiwiw

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wwwwiiiwiiwiw

supple raft
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i gotta save the last of my dignity, it aint much left

west laurel
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meow

onyx igloo
west laurel
onyx igloo
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there is no dignity is this modern era

west laurel
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we need cash

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what happened to our stash

onyx igloo
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NO WE DONT HAVE YOU SEEN INFLATION

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NO MORE MONEY PRINTING

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NO MORE

supple raft
west laurel
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i bought an electric guitar

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i rented a shiny car

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i went out to lunch

onyx igloo
west laurel
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but mcdonalds is a thrifty munch :(

west laurel
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i purchased a random flute

onyx igloo
west laurel
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i hired a prostitute

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whatever will we do

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we have to think it through

onyx igloo
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you take a small loan for a mediocre meal

west laurel
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i know i will start

onyx igloo
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oh wait are these lyrics

west laurel
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to sell my body parts

supple raft
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yeah i think so

west laurel
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my kidney or my lung

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my liver or my tongue

supple raft
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took me till the prostitute part

west laurel
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ill distribute them in jars

onyx igloo
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Mcdonalds still sucks ass

west laurel
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to ppl driving cars

supple raft
west laurel
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i have a better plan

onyx igloo
west laurel
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ill marry a wealthy man

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wouldn't that make you gay

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not necessari-lay

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ill sleep in a separate bed

onyx igloo
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mods send them to the pit for spam

west laurel
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and ill refrain from giving

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kisses

west laurel
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:(

supple raft
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alright whats the song u typing too slow

west laurel
onyx igloo
west laurel
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what happened to our stash

supple raft
west laurel
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thars t he name

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look it up

onyx igloo
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look at my two idiots

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theyre stupid

supple raft
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i got like, 8 cats and 3 dogs, too much hair, all worth it

west laurel
onyx igloo
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the first ones is fatass

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2nd one is skinny

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The first one took after me

supple raft
# west laurel thars t he name

i mean this in the best possible way, but it really feels like something someone with ur profile would have heard, i was expecting much worse, its silly, i quite like it

west laurel
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:3

supple raft
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i love getting my weekly trans youtube fyp, its getting stronger each time, im getting scared

lime river
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@shadow summit

viral echo
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the numbers, what do they mean?

supple raft
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did they joined the server only to ping that person?

sturdy lily
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its time to start a witch pursuit thing

viral echo
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maybe he really likes cats

supple raft
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then he did a typo

young kelp
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A really target specific bot?

supple raft
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uh, was thinking more of a person they know but something happened and they knew they were on this server??? i dunno

shadow summit
polar kernel
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I LOSE PEOPLE I LOSE MYSELF

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ALL I SEE IS RED

lethal trail
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hi guys i love pz

quiet siren
viral echo
west laurel
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mrrp

worn linden
onyx igloo
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ok i played road to vostok

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i got blasted full auto and the one gun i had ammo for is gone

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am i uhh

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this does not seem very fun yet

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i wouldve accepted losing everything but my one gun that had actual function lmao

tall glen
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I am here

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and wired for sound

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too much coffee in me

onyx igloo
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how i play game if you take my one working gun??

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i get the grittiness of losing shit but not my pistol

tulip rampart
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BUILD 43 TOMORROW GUYS

tall glen
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ALSO

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I AM GETTING LAID TOMMOROW

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the chances of either = 0%

dark oxide
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yall give tips for finding girl

harsh crane
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gotta get this ore

tall glen
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moonguy

tall sonnet
oblique stream
bronze moat
bronze moat
harsh crane
oblique stream
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is that fortnite

bronze moat
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Fertnert

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FortusesAInitebutnoepaysnomindnite 😛

harsh crane
bronze moat
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Fortnite is a litmus test. They went full on AI generative skins with the "brain rot bundle" to see if real humans would spend money on wholly prompt created skins.

They sold 10 million copies at 10 bucks each. So an AI prompt, with less than 48 total work hours invested by Epic games, netted $100 million USD for the company.

And more artists got layed off last week. From 20% to now 25% of Epic Games staff no longer have jobs.

They are fully replaced by AI prompt writers.

and their community loves it. To the tune of 100 million in sales.

regal scroll
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some people on reddit didn't believe I had 9k hours 🙁

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tell me where I went wrong?

thin wedge
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I got news for you buddy no one here care

stone meadow
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i got new

regal scroll
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(edited)

thin wedge
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forgis on the jeep

regal scroll
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(edited)

icy vigil
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Jorgis

regal scroll
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[This message only available to discord prime members]

livid notch
toxic hawk
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Your second mistake was not learning to do cpr

regal scroll
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I learnt CPR as a youngster

quasi slate
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Tell me something only a 9k hour pz player would know

regal scroll
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or third degree, or whatever the saying is... I play too much zomboid to know other things

toxic hawk
regal scroll
regal scroll
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okay

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um

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cdda is actually way easier if you stay in the house

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pants are a trap unless you're trying to stay warm

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umm

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uh

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don't play sprinters unless you want to lose the lovely palpable fear you get climbing into houses

quasi slate
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Did you know generator magazines can spawn inside car trunks?

regal scroll
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did you know that engineer or electrician can both use generators, or anyone who gets to level 3 electrical

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did you know that your aimcone starts at your feet and stops where it meets a zombies feet (For standing zombies?)

quasi slate
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Guys we have a new top 1. In hours project zomboid player it's no longer puppers

regal scroll
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did you know that you can swing at zombies from inside the minimum range instead of shoving

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you just have to start your attack aiming at "nothing" then swing your mouse in to hit it

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uhhh

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ummmmmm

regal scroll
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did you know that sprinters can't actually slow you down if you abuse the jog starting animation repeatedly

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well, technically you're slower than running, but faster than walking

quasi slate
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Thats how i sprint with a broken shin

regal scroll
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trick statements

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that's how you USED to sprint with a broken shin

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you can't do that jog anymore with groin or lower injuries, or overburdened

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(at least until it's healed a lot)

quasi slate
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I believe u now

regal scroll
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did you know that molotov cocktails used to be one of the most annoying items because your lighter would automatically light up when you equip it secondary and it was very easy to accidentally let it burn out - which lead to a lot of players reporting it as a "bug" that their lighter always goes out when they throw a molotov

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and that the devs fixed it

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did you know that you used to be able to phase through zombies by sprinting at them and then aiming + shoving and letting go of aim + sprint key until you get through them?

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uuuuuuummmmmh

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yeah idk

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I think that's everything I know

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got a minute? I can show you the swing thing it's pretty cool

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eh I'll just make a short vid for ya

half kettle
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24fps letting you run through hordespz_smiley

regal scroll
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all hail low fps gaming

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did you know that if you instantly release shift after bumping a zombie, even if you continue to "hit" them you won't trip - it only is checking for the second bump which leads to the trip if you're holding shift?

toxic hawk
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We dont need more

regal scroll
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yep

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they undid the twirly twirly of doom thing

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personally I think they they should have kept the twirl but made the player able to somewhat control it

half kettle
regal scroll
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that would have been SICK

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did you know that if you play on higher and lower resolutions it actually changes the difficulty of the game due to how the game be

half kettle
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Yes field of vision

regal scroll
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okay I record the thing now

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thing recorded

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dids you knows that if you shove at the right time you dodge zombie attack

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enjoy both in one clip

half kettle
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Im spoiled!

regal scroll
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I made it even more ridiculous

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did you know the timing isn't that hard

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did you know that when you hit a sprinter when it run at you

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you can bump into it

toxic hawk
regal scroll
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and it will get stunned for longer

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did you know that if you combine shoving / attacking to dodge multiple zombies at once, and shoulder bumping, and mini jogging, and looping, you can fight many sprinters out in the open and it's a good feeling

half kettle
regal scroll
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someone order a coke zero?

regal scroll
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sorry I think I got it mixed up

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I WANT DOCTOR PEPPER

half kettle
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Im more of a sprite

regal scroll
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did you know that it's high stakes gameplae

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did you knw that I teased a tutorial almost a year ago and never published the finished product

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WELL GUESS WHAT

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I still haven't done it

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did yew know that fence fighting is very predictable

toxic hawk
regal scroll
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anyway I lied about my hours

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I just wanted to be COOL

glass wigeon
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i have 1 hour in pz

regal scroll
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proove it

glass wigeon
regal scroll
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Oh fuck

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you'r legit

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can we ask you some questions

glass wigeon
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yes

regal scroll
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whats best spawn house and y

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town*

oblique stream
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how do you move

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My first 10 minutes in the game

glass wigeon
glass wigeon
regal scroll
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weow

glass wigeon
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or

glass wigeon
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789456123

regal scroll
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is this ai

quasi slate
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No this is real

regal scroll
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I am going to stream fucking around attacking zombies that run fast

glass wigeon
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yeah dogs can just do that

regal scroll
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but I'm not going to tell you how to find me like you EVEN CARE

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first - a dcotor pepre

quasi slate
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okay sogoodbonzy

regal scroll
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fuck

quasi slate
regal scroll
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sigh

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I didn't want to have to do this

oblique stream
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faker

glass wigeon
regal scroll
half kettle
regal scroll
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get distracted by a new challenge

regal scroll
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only has 1hr gameplay

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already hates the fog with a passion

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it checks out

glass wigeon
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i have

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1 minute gameplay on cataclysm the last generation

regal scroll
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is that some kind of game that was naMED after the CDDA challenge in project zomboid

glass wigeon
regal scroll
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the more yu knoe

glass wigeon
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make of original cataclysm game

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ctlg is a fork of cdda

tall glen
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am eepy

glass wigeon
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yes

tall glen
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yoder hope you feel better

glass wigeon
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yes the pain has gone down as much as it possibly can probably

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just wait for wednesday for it to be truyl solved

thin wedge
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fr

glass wigeon
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hey

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steam lets u refund if a steam sale suddenly happens

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to then buy it on sale

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for games

thin wedge
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Steam the only platform that will let you troll devs

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speedruns resident evil to refund it

glass wigeon
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todays agenda

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kansas is to be smited

half kettle
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but i like kansas

glass wigeon
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too bad

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mother nature doesnt like them

tall glen
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YODER!

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Imma get smashed!

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jk I am green zone currently

thin wedge
sacred schooner
tall glen
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THE WORST

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you're in Canada

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jk I love Canada

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I wish they loved me more

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I wanna go to Alberta and fight in the civil war

half kettle
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are you a fighter dean

tall glen
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more of a lover

civic socket
tall glen
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where you be Seth

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Iowa

civic socket
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Kansas

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a filler state

tall glen
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I am a worse state

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illinois

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Kansas aint bad

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better then Arkansas

civic socket
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what goes down in Illinois

tall glen
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stupid arkansas, think of a more original name

half kettle
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Automatic Rifle variant of Kansas

civic socket
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Arkansas is a worse copy ngl

tall glen
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well we got grossly overpaid goverment employees that overinflate all property values

civic socket
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nothing automatic about Arkansas

sacred schooner
tall glen
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I know they're great!

tall glen
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I also Support the Acadians

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the real Canadians

sacred schooner
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the real gibberish

tall glen
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yeppers

half kettle
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Being an acadamian nut sounds fun

tall glen
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dear devs

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I wish these existed in bait stores

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styrofoam cups of worms

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at least 10 per cup

half kettle
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what if i get a huge cup

tall glen
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no no

half kettle
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how many worms

tall glen
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theres not a worm dispenser

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its prepackaged worms

half kettle
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would zombies eat me if i were a worm 🥺

tall glen
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you've reminded me of the webnovel

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why you do that

half kettle
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what web novel deean

half kettle
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HEH

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Dragling along the elden rong

tall glen
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Worm

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the super depressing superhero one

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where the MC has the power to summon vermin, and I mean a lot

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wants to be a hero, but bugs are gross

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so no thanks

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kills people she doesnt like instead

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enjoy 10 million biting insects swarming you

half kettle
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oh worm..

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can i has name

tall glen
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its called Worm

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its the first dang thing in the search engine under webnovel worm

half kettle
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conquered the search bar

tall glen
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its not terrible but kinda panned over the suicidal ideation stuff

toxic hawk
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(Ecologists would have payed 120k)

tall glen
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ok all going to sleep

livid notch
livid notch
toxic hawk
toxic hawk
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Random stalker ARE the ones you want

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they offer artefact finding quests

livid notch
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I meant in trading not quest

toxic hawk
toxic hawk
livid notch
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In quest yeah they give you 20k

toxic hawk
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Things you trade :

toxic hawk
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weapons parts you dont need because they take up too much space

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and mutant parts because why not

livid notch
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Nah scientists pay extra for mutant parts too keep them

sacred schooner
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those freaky scientists

livid notch
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Plot armor

toxic hawk
livid notch
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But cheeki breeki... 💔

neon bramble
toxic hawk
hidden spruce
toxic hawk
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Get that super lame earth shit outta here

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we dont support super governments

icy vigil
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i do

half kettle
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mistergovernmentagent10

hidden spruce
toxic hawk
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are the most pathetic factions in the game

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they have the worst equipement

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and worse territories

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Clear sky clears

livid notch
# hidden spruce

Same renegade mf would snipe me with that shotgun from great swamps all the way to limnask bro

hidden spruce
quasi slate
livid notch
toxic hawk
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just disguise yourself before killing people

livid notch
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But we all know monoliths are the best faction

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Genocidal zealots my beloved ❤️

livid notch
quasi slate
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finding out kommy's pillow is organic means it must eat and poop as well

hidden spruce
toxic hawk
neon bramble
floral fiber
toxic hawk
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Filthy english speakers in Ukraine

livid notch
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Do ecologists speak English too?

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They are supposed to be foreign scientists after all

hidden spruce
# toxic hawk

taste your own medicne
bro really took it and slept

toxic hawk
toxic hawk
hidden spruce
toxic hawk
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T be clear i did not kill him

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killing a medic is a warcrime

half kettle
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what if you resuscitate a killed medic

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do you get waived from warcrome

thin wedge
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what if instead 1 dollars it was 2 dollars

toxic hawk
dark oxide
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yall ı made something funny wanna see?

viral echo
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MEDIC

livid notch
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Happy merc couple vs evil and intimidating rabbit

fathom relic
young kelp
toxic hawk
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nah, he's from the czech rep

half kettle
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misfire!

toxic hawk
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i need to scratch the itch a little

half kettle
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Never get a hold of a firearm!

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Dishonorable discharge.

toxic hawk
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False alarm, i will acquire a firearm.

vital marten
#

In Texas you don’t need to background check to sell a firearm

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I didn’t know J’aime wasn’t from here I swear

half kettle
#

Hi lou! i'm too incompetent to make my bird a TLOU clicker so instead it'll be big boss

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do you have a specific boss in mind

vital marten
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There is only one big boss

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Well then there’s the bosses phantom

half kettle
#

Pretty sure there are two but ok!

vital marten
half kettle
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ok dragler!

viral echo
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why is he called big boss anyway?

vital marten
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Because he killed the boss

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So we had to give him a title bigger than the boss

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So big boss

viral echo
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what if someone kills big boss and becomes the new boss?

vital marten
#

Bigger boss

half kettle
#

Giant Manager

viral echo
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kinda sucks we will never get another metal gear game by the original devs

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the real phantom pain was the loss of the game series

half kettle
#

magnificent

viral echo
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big bird

half kettle
#

this is truly the april fools

toxic hawk
#

I'm gonna go ahead and commit heinous acts in your image

half kettle
#

nooo

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you're just kobayashi maid dragon so i cant even impersonate you back

vital marten
#

Kaz did it

thin wedge
#

True

toxic hawk
# vital marten

Is the memory gone ?
Me diagnosing an elder with neurodegenerative disease

thin wedge
#

the big boss burger

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We gonna make them PAID

half kettle
#

big boss is more than 1.5k calories

mystic wigeon
#

hi

thin wedge
west laurel
#

hello all

toxic hawk
half kettle
#

thats a lot of cheeto dust

toxic hawk
#

Where do you see this dust, mint

half kettle
#

exuding from the serpent messmer

toxic hawk
#

thats not cheeto

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thats spicy pepper

oblique stream
half kettle
toxic hawk
half kettle
#

dragon tetos a doctor not a PMC

harsh widget
#

hey yall

toxic hawk
half kettle
#

tormented miku enacts a revenge plot

toxic hawk
#

Maybe teto had nothing to do with it

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an innocent caught in the line of fire

sacred schooner
# toxic hawk apprently teto was messing with powers beyond her

Teto for prime minister, quebecs baguette industry will be booming!

Socials:

Brainless:
twitch.tv/brainless_vt

Vocals: Kasane Teto SV
Video Edit: Brainless_VT

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toxic hawk
#

im

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not listenng to that

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canada got great anthem

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9/10

sacred schooner
# toxic hawk not listenng to that

SURPRISE WEIRD AL TETO COVER MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

short story for this one: Green Day's "American Idiot" started playing while I was doing homework and it made me think "wow this song is structurally really basic it would be easy and really fun to make Teto sing this," immediately followed by me checking to see if anyone had already made that (they...

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toxic hawk
daring bridge
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Pvp games suck

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Maybe a hot take

oblique stream
marsh glacier
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pvp games are fun if you're good

oblique stream
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pvp games are fun if its 12v12 or more

half kettle
oblique stream
#

6v6 and less suck

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worst games to exist

daring bridge
toxic hawk
#

dayz is 64 player pvp
Great game 😌

marsh glacier
#

isn't dayz objectively an awful game

half kettle
toxic hawk
#

you get to shoot everyone

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even the nice lady who gave you water

daring bridge
strange spruce
toxic hawk
#

I also tied up a kid after knocking him out in dayz
and told him to either name three elden ring bosses or die

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He didnt know three bosses

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or English

oblique stream
oblique stream
toxic hawk
marsh glacier
#

my name is valac

strange spruce
#

Yeah thats clear

oblique stream
#

My name is not important

toxic hawk
#

we know

marsh glacier
#

hi not important

oblique stream
#

I hate my parents :(

daring bridge
strange spruce
#

Why

daring bridge
#

Honour to meet

oblique stream
toxic hawk
#

Why is that an honor

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we're just losers here

marsh glacier
#

yeah that's a shitty name

daring bridge
strange spruce
#

Should have been named important instead

toxic hawk
#

European kings are mid at best, as were all kings

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"burn that village cuz i said so"

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yeah okay bro, next you'll impose taxes without representation

oblique stream
#

European kings are like C- tier

daring bridge
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I mean like

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Charlemagne specifically ig

oblique stream
#

import deez nuts into your mouth

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gotten

strange spruce
#

Yeah they're gone

marsh glacier
#

ancient dudes claiming 2 farming villages and self proclaiming themselves the gods of the new world

strange spruce
#

Yommers

toxic hawk
toxic hawk
vital marten
strange spruce
#

Here comes the usual act of violence from jaime against me cause bro hates me or smth

oblique stream
marsh glacier
strange spruce
toxic hawk
oblique stream
half kettle
#

what

marsh glacier
#

it's plenty

#

you're greedy if you want more stick than this

half kettle
#

why are we talking about body parts

strange spruce
#

You werent exactly asking you told me to give it here

marsh glacier
daring bridge
toxic hawk
#

if i wasnt asking, i would have taken it from your lower half

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you know after i WCS your upper half

oblique stream
strange spruce
#

Ah there it is

oblique stream
#

and i will cry

daring bridge
marsh glacier
toxic hawk
#

anyways give it here before i turn you into the french flag

marsh glacier
#

that's a choso pfp

toxic hawk
daring bridge
#

Ok ima go cook noodles bye

strange spruce
#

Last i checked wcs doesnt do any cooking to begin with

marsh glacier
#

fileting i guess

strange spruce
#

I mean sure but that is still raw meat

marsh glacier
#

a sushi of sorts

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Perchance

toxic hawk
#

True jjk fans

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illiterate

strange spruce
#

Human sushi goes cray

marsh glacier
#

sukuna probably likes it raw

toxic hawk
strange spruce
#

Invisible,,,..

half kettle
#

wrong guy

strange spruce
#

Visible

viral echo
half kettle
#

you dont tenderize it?

#

with one of those hammers with spikes

quasi slate
#

mysteriously disappearing and found dead after winning a jackpot at a casino

fathom relic
#

you see, when you win a jackpot at a casino, you take the money, run to the forest, and hide for 2 years and re-emmerge as a big strong caveman, you are rich and you are a big strong caveman

quasi slate
#

amazing

viral echo
fathom relic
#

he's doing that one roadbloxdance

glass wigeon
quasi slate
#

By age 25, your circle should consist of:
-a Spellcaster
-a Healer
-a Tank
-and a Rogue

your network is your net worth

empty frigate
#

im at jury duty chat

thick zealot
#

guilty

outer ocean
#

so i played this game for the first time and died, is this how addiction starts?

mystic wigeon
outer ocean
strange spruce
#

cant rember,,,

outer ocean
#

I died because I accidentally alerted the horde by hitting break window instead of close

#

Retaliation with now a modpack and starting over

quasi slate
#

i have no idea

half kettle
#

radiation poisoning

hallow thicket
#

Eta on B42 controller fix?

young kelp
#

soon
maybe
probably

toxic hawk
mystic wigeon
#

bird thing chicken confused me

glass wigeon
thin wedge
#

the cbbc

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fr

quasi slate
#

i sometimes wonder who is unironically playing this

marsh glacier
#

someone who likes deadlock probably

viral echo
#

I hate those guys

candid patio
#

How do I teach people at work to give me more specific instructions?

candid patio
#

They don't seem very nice so I don't want to tell them I'm autistic... But like some guy just emailed me a pdf and said "make 3 copy please."

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I think he means print 3 copies and put them in a specific place. But it sure would be nice if I didn't have to connect those dots myself

open steppe
#

ask where he want gopz_face_with_monocle

hearty galleon
#

AH-CHOO🗣️🔥🔥🔥

loud flint
plush cobalt
# candid patio How do I teach people at work to give me more specific instructions?

You could explain the justification alongside the request. You're uncertain about what they're asking; while confirming that you'll print 3 copies, you can ask that they provide more specific instructions in the future because it would help you feel more certain about fulfilling their request (That is, if you aren't comfortable sharing that you're autistic then you can instead discuss the underlying reason you're asking for more specific instructions)

raven siren
#

spiffo Hey everyone <3 hope all you survivors are doing well

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Im almost at 2k hours >:3

plush cobalt
#

Rookie numbers, I've been around for more than 200k hours at this point

raven siren
#

3:<

harsh crane
#

So are aliens real or

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Because the government keeps telling me they are and I’m like wait that’s uno reverse

toxic hawk
strange spruce
#

ded spess

candid patio
#

But regardless of if I can deduce what they want or not... If you are requesting someone do something for you... They shouldn't have to deduce anything. Requests should be clear

candid patio
#

They give me pushback and say stuff like "you should know what I mean."

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Literally my first day by myself some guy sends me an email and asks me to print it and I responded "did you want this in color or black and white?" And he responds with "you've been doing this long enough you should know the answer." And didn't even give me the answer.

plush cobalt
#

You're a neurodivergent person navigating a world (and by extension, presumably a workplace) which is built around neurotypical people. The guy in that example is clearly an asshole, but as I'm sure you're aware, that unfortunately won't be the last time you get such a response

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Not to say it isn't worth trying to change that, just saying unfortunately that's how it is

candid patio
#

That's pretty much my current plan. I'm going to ask questions and if they think I'm stupid or are rude to me, I'm just going to try to shrug it off. Hopefully I won't have to ask so many questions in the future. But I'd rather ask a question than do it wrong.

toxic hawk
#

Kinda weird people making fun of others for asking questions

#

Residents, nurses and even doctors themselves ask everyone else a billion question all the time

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sometimes a question is more about assuring the other person than actually giving useful info

viral echo
#

why this guy have purple hair?

quasi slate
west laurel
#

mrrrrrp

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hate twinks mrrrrrp

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mrrrp

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mrrp meow

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meoww

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iwiwiwiiiwiwiwwiiwiwiiwiiwiwwiiiiwiwiiwiwiw

astral garnet
#

when i tab out my game auto pauses does anyone know if i can turn this off??

waxen ingot
#

tomato sauce n rice with spices, two fried eggs, and flatbread with tzatziki

toxic hawk
stiff salmon
#

These fellows go underappreciated, packmates. Treat them well!

west laurel
toxic hawk
#

We ask people to donate them bruh.

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Thats how valuable they are.

west laurel
#

im glenn quagmire

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and this is bee bush

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..giggity

weak quartz
west laurel
#

THATS MY STATE

#

WOOOO

rotund sleet
pseudo ruin
waxen ingot
#

thx (-:

weak quartz
west laurel
#

the WHO declared a global health emergency

#

very rare strain of the ebola virus spreading once again

#

untreatable strain with no known vaccine

#

lawl

#

88 dead already

#

300 infected

strange spruce
#

back to neetmoding for next 2 years i fucking guess

west laurel
#

on top of this fuckass andes virus

unreal crown
#

can anyone help me with an issue

#

with mods

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please

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ive tried everything it js keeps saying update required

#

i js got the game

west laurel
#

the WHO is quite worried

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fucking GLOBAL HEALTH EMERGENCY

#

LAWL

half kettle
#

guys, when you think big boss. bandana + eyepatch or beret + eyepatch

west laurel
#

someone keeps releasing bioweapons

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hantavirus failed

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rare ebola strain as a second attempt

#

someone is either playing plague inc irl or someone is releasing bioweapons

twin bear
#

You could fry and egg on the sidewalk in this weather

#

Sheeesh

viral echo
#

eggs!!!

strange spruce
#

yommers

rotund sleet
unreal crown
#

time-period accurate true music

#

is the mod name

twin bear
#

Update soul cache

west laurel
#

everyone is a stupid twink meowww

unreal crown
#

i cant fix it no matter what i do

unreal crown
rotund sleet
unreal crown
#

yes

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multiple times

#

ive js validated my files for like

half kettle
#

have you deleted the files manually

unreal crown
#

the 5th time

unreal crown
#

i couldnt anywhere

twin bear
unreal crown
#

i only find them on steam

half kettle
#

its in the workshop

#

hold on..

unreal crown
#

i was on workshop

#

im js gonna find a different server

half kettle
#

here man

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this should be similar

#

go to the mod giving you errors and search for its workshop item code/numbers

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then delete it

foggy aspen
#

many men have died here...

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and no one's ever born...

#

many battles fought here...

#

but that's what blood is fooorrr

#

@crisp zinc do you believe in the westworld?

crisp zinc
#

what's this

foggy aspen
#

yes or no

#

the yellow sun setting in tombstone

twin bear
#

Balls stuck in zipper (hellish punishment from beyond

foggy aspen
#

what's up

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did you get my message

#

hey

#

are you seeing my message

crisp zinc
onyx igloo
#

people with guns are yelling

foggy aspen
onyx igloo
#

not very good scary game

twin bear
onyx igloo
#

i dont like the people with guns

#

let me loot in piece

#

FUCK

#

peace

foggy aspen
#

seanmcgire?

#

is that you

twin bear
onyx igloo
#

all i got was this shitty pistol

twin bear
#

PM?

#

Or is it like a TT

foggy aspen
#

i have to pee so bad

twin bear
#

Prolly not 9x19 I'd assume

foggy aspen
twin bear
onyx igloo
#

vostok

onyx igloo
shrewd smelt
hardy muralBOT
onyx igloo
#

I HEAR ANOTHER MAN

#

OH NO

twin bear
onyx igloo
#

thing is i cant really tell where he is