#general_chat
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Supposedly if things continue as they have, which they have, we’ll get that by 2030. Will be a nice development
crazy
Hey guys anyone know any roleplay servers with voice? Cheers
Anyone else? Lol
It’s so fucking windy here irl WTF
Treees bending
Gunna be a modern dust bowl
Guess I’ll try to enjoy PZ while we still can
Until it becomes real life bandit mode
why is this guy stargazing in a pond?
he looks like solid snake
why did steam give me 3 copies of the same card grr
I was able to sign into my account on friends steam and get him on family sharing
Took him from about 12 games to 150+
luckily you aint losing much
Who will cut the planks now
wait who's this arsehole
he's sniping all my guys with a bow 😭
he wont be doing that again
fucking arsehole

eye for an eye
take his left lung
his left kidney
and finally his heart
my neanderthal walked up to him and cut his arm off
the arsehole got back up and started punching me, WTF
I just wanna play the piano, man
british dudes when you poke their crotch
What's up with new AAA games having you to do a whole lot of shit before playing? I open a Indie game and a tiny intro and straight into the menu, but then I open a AAA and "Please accept our EULA" "Please select the current brightness" etc etc... Why?
Because most AAA publishers are selling you a license for a game, and that agreement states they can take away your purchase for any reason at any time.
And also the other stuff they put in there saying you can't mod the game etc, not entirely sure how companies got to enforce that one
Could be worse
like the people who went to jail for making a cheat for a video game
Making an account to play is so fucking annoying
sure cheating is bad and all, but what the fuck
if anything requires more than just a steam account, I'm just going to crack it
I miss the old copy protections
my favorite was starforce, you didn't even need to crack it
just mount the game image and repeatedly run the exe about 10 times
how do i get role to type in looking for group chat?
not many people knew about that little trick
GOOD
they should get the bowser Nintendo treatment
anyone know how I can get permission to chat in the "looking for group" section? Trying to ping people but nothing
If you click the looking for group page, look at the pinned post. You have to react to it
How do I get a DM for the voice chat
Read and follow the instructions on how to post
SUPER CREEK!
DMCA Section 1201 - illegal (felony in quite a few cases) to use or distribute tools that bypass digital locks.
enforcable in a legal sense? absolutely. enforcable on the individual level? depends. Dave has talked about the bullshit nintendo does quite a bit to consoles, lotta snap judgement there
Nintendo enforces it by bricking your access to the internet.
I bricked at LEAST 2,000 switches myself.
Serial number, which links up to the internal CPU and firmware. You get cut off from your online games, lose access to you online game account, etc.
ahh yep there it is, we truly do live in the times
And if you EVER send in your console for repairs? You don’t get it back
We had a guy with a Zelda 3DS he won in a competition. He had modded the console.
So when he sent it in, it was confiscated. Took about 6 months of appeals for the official response to be “okay you can have it back in NON FUNCTIONAL condition.
Credit - Hardcore Henery Directed by Ilya Naishuller
Trying to find Hardcore Henry but can’t rent it on YouTube it seems
The search continues
Oooh shit it’s free on prime video

oh my god when i was looking for it i saw the payday 2 hardcore henry crossover bit and i had no fucking clue until now that the Jimmy in payday 2 is the Jimmy in hardcore henry
its ok take your time
spahh
the more you learn
hes also the same actor as in trailers
tallyhoe lads
why is english so weird, its so tiring to learn
pronunciation is something else man
to be fair, me not taking any english lessons may be why i struggle so much
i took like 6 years worth of english lessons and pronouncing stuff is still hard sometimes
oh im just fucked then
Tho you wont get that much experience unless you take special courses with speaking included
i see, that sucks, im just tired right now
trying to talk to bro but all he says is mrrp mrow prrr meow meow mrrau maurr
i think my fren might be a cat
Chronically online people are the worst frfr
no im chronically online i do the same thing
Howdy
all i do is
meow
yap about how much of a girlfailure i am
meow even more
listen to music
play pz
sleep
I haven't seen you doing that thing before
May I ask on how to get the mobile version of this game? My PC broke down on me last Friday evening(Old age)
there isnt one
pz is pc only
mrrrp prrrroooowwww
you can get it on the steam deck
but it kinda sucks on the steam deck
mrrrrp prrrowwww :3
Oh, is that so? I've a friend who runs it on their mobile though?
With a specific app to use and stuffs here that needs approval
Knowing their face that shows a grimmace look, I couldn't agree more
No
is there a way to enter a vehicle without a key or smashing a window
i just found myself a black hawk
no not without mods
ladies and gentlement
i think theres a mod to add crowbar opening the door
dude
common sense mod
i have it its just not working for the black hawk for some reason
i think theres bigger problems here
because of allergies
armed militry black hawk
- how the fuck are you gonna pilot that thing
- how are you gonna fuel it
- where did you find it
- whats its condition
fully fueled, condition is overall good, controls are like a cars controls
i wish i could send screen shots
thara unrealistic
but thars really cool
be that one douchebag pilot and hover over some random guy for no reason for about 5 hours straight
i personally prefer barking but to each their own
i posted a screen shot in #mod_support
ah, i got experience on that, way too much, no advice for it, only experience
THIS HAS GONE ON FOR 3 WEEKS
take some medicne and a spoon full of sugar
well hard candy helps me but only that, and its not by a lot
so it will do no more damage
meow
ive been inhaling hot tea like a brit
IM FLYING
i have considered the bit and i have realized it might not be of my preference to bark in a public discord server
i gotta save the last of my dignity, it aint much left
meow
i have none dont worry we dont care

there is no dignity is this modern era
oh i have seen inflation alright
i dont know which one your talking about and its scaring me
but mcdonalds is a thrifty munch :(
i purchased a random flute
no its not
you take a small loan for a mediocre meal
i know i will start
oh wait are these lyrics
to sell my body parts
yeah i think so
took me till the prostitute part
ill distribute them in jars
Mcdonalds still sucks ass
to ppl driving cars
dont we all
i have a better plan
no i dont get any
ill marry a wealthy man
wouldn't that make you gay
not necessari-lay
ill sleep in a separate bed
mods send them to the pit for spam
alright whats the song u typing too slow

i have two
we need cash
what happened to our stash
i agree, but whats the song name
i got like, 8 cats and 3 dogs, too much hair, all worth it
BABYYYY
i mean this in the best possible way, but it really feels like something someone with ur profile would have heard, i was expecting much worse, its silly, i quite like it
:3
i love getting my weekly trans youtube fyp, its getting stronger each time, im getting scared
@shadow summit
the numbers, what do they mean?
did they joined the server only to ping that person?
its time to start a witch pursuit thing
maybe he really likes cats
then he did a typo
A really target specific bot?
uh, was thinking more of a person they know but something happened and they knew they were on this server??? i dunno
?
what did you do?
mrrp
Can’t you just kill these things with the stasis rifle and the equivalent of farts in jars?
ok i played road to vostok
i got blasted full auto and the one gun i had ammo for is gone
am i uhh
this does not seem very fun yet
i wouldve accepted losing everything but my one gun that had actual function lmao
how i play game if you take my one working gun??
i get the grittiness of losing shit but not my pistol
BUILD 43 TOMORROW GUYS
yall give tips for finding girl
gotta get this ore
moonguy
ask to do a run on zomboid so its romantic like the last 2 people on earth
Extraction shooter players when they play Road to Vostok:
(Its fucking dogshit as any other extraction shooter)
Stasis rifle does no damage. You have to use your knife, prawn suit drill arm or poison gas. But they have thousands of hit points and your weapons inflict like 2 damage per it.
So YES you can kill them, but it takes 30+ minutes.
Subnautica games have never been about combat anyways. Does not fit the game universe lore, nor the gameplay loop.
Go to Rosewood. Cutest goth girl in all of Kentucky lives there.
is that fortnite
kenshi
Fortnite is a litmus test. They went full on AI generative skins with the "brain rot bundle" to see if real humans would spend money on wholly prompt created skins.
They sold 10 million copies at 10 bucks each. So an AI prompt, with less than 48 total work hours invested by Epic games, netted $100 million USD for the company.
And more artists got layed off last week. From 20% to now 25% of Epic Games staff no longer have jobs.
They are fully replaced by AI prompt writers.
and their community loves it. To the tune of 100 million in sales.
I got news for you buddy no one here care
i got new
(edited)
forgis on the jeep
(edited)
Jorgis
[This message only available to discord prime members]
The first wrong thing you did was going to reddit
Your second mistake was not learning to do cpr
I learnt CPR as a youngster
Erm photoshop
Tell me something only a 9k hour pz player would know
Woah why the 7th degree
or third degree, or whatever the saying is... I play too much zomboid to know other things
and it wasn't photoshop
Wtf
okay
um
cdda is actually way easier if you stay in the house
pants are a trap unless you're trying to stay warm
umm
uh
don't play sprinters unless you want to lose the lovely palpable fear you get climbing into houses
Did you know generator magazines can spawn inside car trunks?
did you know that engineer or electrician can both use generators, or anyone who gets to level 3 electrical
did you know that your aimcone starts at your feet and stops where it meets a zombies feet (For standing zombies?)
Guys we have a new top 1. In hours project zomboid player it's no longer puppers
did you know that you can swing at zombies from inside the minimum range instead of shoving
you just have to start your attack aiming at "nothing" then swing your mouse in to hit it
uhhh
ummmmmm
I will test this
did you know that sprinters can't actually slow you down if you abuse the jog starting animation repeatedly
well, technically you're slower than running, but faster than walking
Thats how i sprint with a broken shin
trick statements
that's how you USED to sprint with a broken shin
you can't do that jog anymore with groin or lower injuries, or overburdened
(at least until it's healed a lot)
did you know that molotov cocktails used to be one of the most annoying items because your lighter would automatically light up when you equip it secondary and it was very easy to accidentally let it burn out - which lead to a lot of players reporting it as a "bug" that their lighter always goes out when they throw a molotov
and that the devs fixed it
did you know that you used to be able to phase through zombies by sprinting at them and then aiming + shoving and letting go of aim + sprint key until you get through them?
uuuuuuummmmmh
yeah idk
I think that's everything I know
got a minute? I can show you the swing thing it's pretty cool
eh I'll just make a short vid for ya
24fps letting you run through hordes
all hail low fps gaming
did you know that if you instantly release shift after bumping a zombie, even if you continue to "hit" them you won't trip - it only is checking for the second bump which leads to the trip if you're holding shift?
The native human eye fps
We dont need more
That still in b42?
yep
they undid the twirly twirly of doom thing
personally I think they they should have kept the twirl but made the player able to somewhat control it
Sorrycdragler i like my 400fps 4k raytracibg 3y3s
that would have been SICK
did you know that if you play on higher and lower resolutions it actually changes the difficulty of the game due to how the game be
Yes field of vision
okay I record the thing now
thing recorded
dids you knows that if you shove at the right time you dodge zombie attack
enjoy both in one clip
Im spoiled!
I made it even more ridiculous
did you know the timing isn't that hard
did you know that when you hit a sprinter when it run at you
you can bump into it
Im sending a virus your way
Prepare to be patient zero
and it will get stunned for longer
did you know that if you combine shoving / attacking to dodge multiple zombies at once, and shoulder bumping, and mini jogging, and looping, you can fight many sprinters out in the open and it's a good feeling
Hey hey im a metalic bird with a mint scent, what software virus are you sending?
someone order a coke zero?
Im more of a sprite
did you know that it's high stakes gameplae
did you knw that I teased a tutorial almost a year ago and never published the finished product
WELL GUESS WHAT
I still haven't done it
did yew know that fence fighting is very predictable
Mint neutralizing. Prepare to stink.
i have 1 hour in pz
proove it
yes
louisville police department
arrow keys
weow
or
789456123
is this ai
No this is real
I am going to stream fucking around attacking zombies that run fast
yeah dogs can just do that
but I'm not going to tell you how to find me like you EVEN CARE
first - a dcotor pepre
okay sogoodbonzy
fuck

faker
NOO
get distracted by a new challenge
is that some kind of game that was naMED after the CDDA challenge in project zomboid
the more yu knoe
cdda is game
make of original cataclysm game
ctlg is a fork of cdda
am eepy
yes
yoder hope you feel better
yes the pain has gone down as much as it possibly can probably
just wait for wednesday for it to be truyl solved
hey
steam lets u refund if a steam sale suddenly happens
to then buy it on sale
for games

Steam the only platform that will let you troll devs
speedruns resident evil to refund it
but i like kansas
the smear zone
what does the black zone mean if I'm in it
THE WORST
you're in Canada
jk I love Canada
I wish they loved me more
I wanna go to Alberta and fight in the civil war
are you a fighter dean
more of a lover
im cooked
what goes down in Illinois
stupid arkansas, think of a more original name
Automatic Rifle variant of Kansas
Arkansas is a worse copy ngl
well we got grossly overpaid goverment employees that overinflate all property values
nothing automatic about Arkansas
peeaak
alberta might as well be murica
I know they're great!
the real gibberish
yeppers
Being an acadamian nut sounds fun
dear devs
I wish these existed in bait stores
styrofoam cups of worms
at least 10 per cup
what if i get a huge cup
no no
how many worms
would zombies eat me if i were a worm 🥺
what web novel deean
Worm
the super depressing superhero one
where the MC has the power to summon vermin, and I mean a lot
wants to be a hero, but bugs are gross
so no thanks
kills people she doesnt like instead
enjoy 10 million biting insects swarming you
conquered the search bar
its not terrible but kinda panned over the suicidal ideation stuff
He paid the stalker 4k for tha t artefacts btw
(Ecologists would have payed 120k)
ok all going to sleep
What kind of artefacts are they buying for 120k bro, at most it's 13k
Random stalkers would scam you even harder, like they would legit pay you under 1 k for a artefact
lmao bro what
Random stalker ARE the ones you want
they offer artefact finding quests
I meant in trading not quest
Yeah trading is stupid
In quest yeah they give you 20k
Things you trade :
weapons parts you dont need because they take up too much space
and mutant parts because why not
Nah scientists pay extra for mutant parts too keep them
those freaky scientists
most competent Monolith hoe
Bandit trash
But cheeki breeki... 💔
I've gotten 300k from high tier artifacts
Cheeki breeki your skull with a bullet
Where is eldon...
i do
mistergovernmentagent10
dawg, bandits and ESPCIALLY renegades
are the most pathetic factions in the game
they have the worst equipement
and worse territories
Clear sky clears
Same renegade mf would snipe me with that shotgun from great swamps all the way to limnask bro
clear sky had best AI in entire seris but devs fucked it up
yeah bbg i do too
Fr, If you want to play as a greedy stalker just go merc
i mean, i can play greedy just fine as a loner 😌
just disguise yourself before killing people
Yeah esspicaly with the grenade spam
finding out kommy's pillow is organic means it must eat and poop as well
HEY STALKER , CATCH A GRENADE !!!!
20 nade warning on the screen
Best faction to kill with no remorse that is

Should give it to myself
Do ecologists speak English too?
They are supposed to be foreign scientists after all
taste your own medicne
bro really took it and slept
He was shot 3 times with a 50 cal desert eagle in the torso prior
not to my memory
bro really got paid so much
what if instead 1 dollars it was 2 dollars
still get executed
yall ı made something funny wanna see?
MEDIC
Happy merc couple vs evil and intimidating rabbit

Is the rabbit French
nah, he's from the czech rep
NO mix deteceted?! what are you doing!!
misfire!
Look, with a loaded weapon and no excuse to shoot
i need to scratch the itch a little
In Texas you don’t need to background check to sell a firearm
I didn’t know J’aime wasn’t from here I swear

Hi lou! i'm too incompetent to make my bird a TLOU clicker so instead it'll be big boss
do you have a specific boss in mind
Pretty sure there are two but ok!
give me your pfp
And his three sons
ok dragler!
why is he called big boss anyway?
Because he killed the boss
So we had to give him a title bigger than the boss
So big boss
what if someone kills big boss and becomes the new boss?
Bigger boss
given, will you impersonate my identity on some website im unaware of now 💭
Giant Manager
kinda sucks we will never get another metal gear game by the original devs
the real phantom pain was the loss of the game series
magnificent
big bird
this is truly the april fools
I'm gonna go ahead and commit heinous acts in your image
True
Is the memory gone ?
Me diagnosing an elder with neurodegenerative disease
big boss is more than 1.5k calories
hi
hello all
thats a lot of cheeto dust
Where do you see this dust, mint
exuding from the serpent messmer
wasnt it about gay sex or smth
adoa
always keep a bullet for yourself.
dragon tetos a doctor not a PMC
hey yall
apprently teto was messing with powers beyond her
tormented miku enacts a revenge plot
Teto for prime minister, quebecs baguette industry will be booming!
Socials:
Brainless:
twitch.tv/brainless_vt
Vocals: Kasane Teto SV
Video Edit: Brainless_VT
StrangeBrain consists of two Vtubers, Stranger and Brainless_VT. Lately our favorite Vocaloids and Vocal Synths to work with have been (in no particular order of course) Hatsune Miku...
SURPRISE WEIRD AL TETO COVER MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
short story for this one: Green Day's "American Idiot" started playing while I was doing homework and it made me think "wow this song is structurally really basic it would be easy and really fun to make Teto sing this," immediately followed by me checking to see if anyone had already made that (they...
Never help people.
microwave take
pvp games are fun if its 12v12 or more
pz pvp has confirmed this yes
True actually
dayz is 64 player pvp
Great game 😌
isn't dayz objectively an awful game
it is not 32v32
no see
you get to shoot everyone
even the nice lady who gave you water


I also tied up a kid after knocking him out in dayz
and told him to either name three elden ring bosses or die
He didnt know three bosses
or English
it is
Are you the boogeyman
There is a reason why cs, dota, tf2 (mvm) and other games are considered hot garbage for toxic
No, my name Charlemagne
my name is valac
Yeah thats clear
My name is not important
we know
hi not important
I hate my parents :(
No way bro
Why
Honour to meet
Naming me not important
yeah that's a shitty name
European kings are cool
Should have been named important instead
European kings are mid at best, as were all kings
"burn that village cuz i said so"
yeah okay bro, next you'll impose taxes without representation
European kings are like C- tier
they call me importer the way i uh
import deez nuts into your mouth
gotten
Yeah they're gone
ancient dudes claiming 2 farming villages and self proclaiming themselves the gods of the new world
Yommers
anyways you, stinky; i need some money for AP slugs. Give it here.

Here comes the usual act of violence from jaime against me cause bro hates me or smth
Humanity havent evolved its ruling in most countries beyond "i have the biggest stick in the village" mentality
my stick is massive bro
Bi- i mean dude, i just asked for money. That is not violence.
average
what
anyone would be happy with my stick size
it's plenty
you're greedy if you want more stick than this
why are we talking about body parts
You werent exactly asking you told me to give it here
we're talking about sticks bro
Sticks wouldn't make a good body part
well yeah, thats called asking.
if i wasnt asking, i would have taken it from your lower half
you know after i WCS your upper half
sticks and stones can break my bones
Ah there it is
and i will cry
Yeah that wouldn't be nice
you're supposed to use fuga not wcs
anyways give it here before i turn you into the french flag
that's a choso pfp
i like my meat cooked, not burnt
Ok ima go cook noodles bye
Last i checked wcs doesnt do any cooking to begin with
fileting i guess
I mean sure but that is still raw meat
Human sushi goes cray
sukuna probably likes it raw
Invisible,,,..
wrong guy
I like slapping my meat
mysteriously disappearing and found dead after winning a jackpot at a casino
you see, when you win a jackpot at a casino, you take the money, run to the forest, and hide for 2 years and re-emmerge as a big strong caveman, you are rich and you are a big strong caveman
amazing
sometimes
he's doing that one roadbloxdance
By age 25, your circle should consist of:
-a Spellcaster
-a Healer
-a Tank
-and a Rogue
your network is your net worth
guilty
i love being the healer
so i played this game for the first time and died, is this how addiction starts?
This is how you suddenly get 3k+ hours on zomboid.
I’m already 100 hours in why not
cant rember,,,
I died because I accidentally alerted the horde by hitting break window instead of close
Retaliation with now a modpack and starting over
What's this setup lol
i have no idea
Eta on B42 controller fix?
soon
maybe
probably
bird thing chicken confused me
i sometimes wonder who is unironically playing this
someone who likes deadlock probably
How do I teach people at work to give me more specific instructions?
They don't seem very nice so I don't want to tell them I'm autistic... But like some guy just emailed me a pdf and said "make 3 copy please."
I think he means print 3 copies and put them in a specific place. But it sure would be nice if I didn't have to connect those dots myself
ask where he want go
AH-CHOO🗣️🔥🔥🔥
wouldn't simple deduction dictate that they mean printing?
Who would email someone asking them to copy a file a couple times?
You could explain the justification alongside the request. You're uncertain about what they're asking; while confirming that you'll print 3 copies, you can ask that they provide more specific instructions in the future because it would help you feel more certain about fulfilling their request (That is, if you aren't comfortable sharing that you're autistic then you can instead discuss the underlying reason you're asking for more specific instructions)
Rookie numbers, I've been around for more than 200k hours at this point
3:<
So are aliens real or
Because the government keeps telling me they are and I’m like wait that’s uno reverse
ded spess
Well... A key function of my job is putting files into our internal server and also duplicating them on a project management platform, and occasionally putting them into Dropbox... This is sort of like making 3 copies.
But regardless of if I can deduce what they want or not... If you are requesting someone do something for you... They shouldn't have to deduce anything. Requests should be clear
I appreciate this. I've had some issues with a few people already when I ask for more specific instructions.
They give me pushback and say stuff like "you should know what I mean."
Literally my first day by myself some guy sends me an email and asks me to print it and I responded "did you want this in color or black and white?" And he responds with "you've been doing this long enough you should know the answer." And didn't even give me the answer.
You're a neurodivergent person navigating a world (and by extension, presumably a workplace) which is built around neurotypical people. The guy in that example is clearly an asshole, but as I'm sure you're aware, that unfortunately won't be the last time you get such a response
Not to say it isn't worth trying to change that, just saying unfortunately that's how it is
That's pretty much my current plan. I'm going to ask questions and if they think I'm stupid or are rude to me, I'm just going to try to shrug it off. Hopefully I won't have to ask so many questions in the future. But I'd rather ask a question than do it wrong.
Kinda weird people making fun of others for asking questions
Residents, nurses and even doctors themselves ask everyone else a billion question all the time
sometimes a question is more about assuring the other person than actually giving useful info
why this guy have purple hair?
you generated a karen grats
mrrrrrp
hate twinks mrrrrrp
mrrrp

mrrp meow
meoww
iwiwiwiiiwiwiwwiiwiwiiwiiwiwwiiiiwiwiiwiwiw
when i tab out my game auto pauses does anyone know if i can turn this off??
tupid kitty
Erythrocytes are underappreaciated ?
We ask people to donate them bruh.
Thats how valuable they are.
Gay
Full of soup
this looks sofire
Silly honse love him
the WHO declared a global health emergency
very rare strain of the ebola virus spreading once again
untreatable strain with no known vaccine
lawl
88 dead already
300 infected
back to neetmoding for next 2 years i fucking guess
on top of this fuckass andes virus
can anyone help me with an issue
with mods
please
ive tried everything it js keeps saying update required
i js got the game
borders are to remain open but uh
the WHO is quite worried
fucking GLOBAL HEALTH EMERGENCY
LAWL
guys, when you think big boss. bandana + eyepatch or beret + eyepatch
someone keeps releasing bioweapons
hantavirus failed
rare ebola strain as a second attempt
someone is either playing plague inc irl or someone is releasing bioweapons
eggs!!!
yommers
Update of what?
Update soul cache
everyone is a stupid twink meowww
i cant fix it no matter what i do
where is that?
Have you tried re-subscribing
have you deleted the files manually
the 5th time
i tried to find them
i couldnt anywhere
Feed the machine and bring back your soul ofc
i only find them on steam
here man
this should be similar
go to the mod giving you errors and search for its workshop item code/numbers
then delete it
many men have died here...
and no one's ever born...
many battles fought here...
but that's what blood is fooorrr
@crisp zinc do you believe in the westworld?
what's this
Balls stuck in zipper (hellish punishment from beyond
hey
what's up
did you get my message
hey
are you seeing my message
yyyyy
people with guns are yelling

not very good scary game
They are just moving loot pools
i have to pee so bad
Prolly not 9x19 I'd assume
Oh ur playing volty
vostok
karov
Let it out. Let all your troubles wash away.
Get em in a doorway
thing is i cant really tell where he is




