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why not
cuz i cant bro

slurs or i would
Huh???
But does he know the rules
learned from cs2
doxxing yourself like thay
i ate something funny and my stomach is rumbling
i dont think slurs were required??
Because You know the rules and so do I
i only know the phrases from trash talk
SPell it
I love cursive
fireball
yeah aight but i dont think slurs are necessary
leon!!!
he does exist
idk what are the slurs and what arent so its best i dont
???
i only know how to say it
No
i cant spell ts i heard it in vc
yeah go for it
i gotta take someone out
I didn't think I'd get this far
this cancer is pretty strong
youll be banned in a nice flowery coffin
you can say any slur you want, but the mods will have their finger over the button.
I'd let myself get timed out for forever if it meant nobody else ever gets timed out
strong you say
that looks korean

can you go for it
zombie stole my jet
frogski need a kitten to crush
oops
bill
wasnt talking to you, bill
public chat buddy your talking to everyone here
Who is this bill
take it to dm
at least we all think the same of those disgusting ghouls
youd like that wouldnt you bill
Hey. My wife is a ghoul.
ok go ahead
ok go ahead
youre funny leon
ok go ahead

why would you eat a zombie
new chat name

new chat name
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why he got a 5 head not a 4 head
What a beautiful young man
I believe its "fore" head
i believe he has a 5 head
5 fingers of space on that dome bro
u can even measure urself yk
some of yall got 8 heads bruh i can smell it
I'm two heads tall
need i explain how the finger measurement works.
conehead
put yo hand on yo forehead
notice how 4 fingers
should be all that takes up ur forehead
there u go
now u just add if ur balding
realistic
ngl
most have 5
i barely have 4
if my fingers were any skinnier i could fit 5
yeah most people would have 5
I have a cat and his name is Heyjoe.
Aww
most people would actually have 9 if you think about it
7 8 9
6 7 8 9
6 7
poop blaster
operated by kingassripper
bill
hickock mentioned
thank you
back in my day we didn't have switches 👴
Friends, which colour scheme do You find nicer? Just curious
traveling to the early 2010s?
I got to play my CDs on something
white is lowkey gaudy
Isn't it?
black one looks more passive
I hate it, but, most regrettably all my furniture is white
it doesnt make it look like a cheap temu version when its black
Not only that, white with light wood
hi chair
So I'll go with the white one, even though I despise how it looks
Whoever buys white furniture needs to be banned from furnishing
but not my vinyls
furniture racism
🤯
I'm going to wait till I get my first paycheck to get this thing
First at the new job, I mean
Long-term shopping
my back hurts
I hate white furniture
paychecks but its food and bills for me
they aint paying me enough
at all
everything else is going to prepping for the loan payback so i dont go to jail if i dont pay it 
i wont survive actual jail ill be someone's bitch 100%
My mum took loans under my name and now she has no money to pay them
i got lucky with my mom she hasnt done anything like that to me
My credit score is absolutely fucked because she is always late with her payments; one of the banks even launched a termination process once
sometimes when im with her if she is asleep i have to check to see if she is breathing
Nobody has screwed me over more in life than my family
That's nothing weird I don't think
and i normally exhibit narcissistic behavior according to how they behave
plot twist he ate it all
desync irl so no dmg
for being a narcissist i sure love some ppl
some of this medical bs makes no sense to me
maybe im just lazy and dont care about other shit
that would make sense
Family considered doctors to be Jewish Satanists who mislead people, You know how it is
i neglected myself and now i am diseased most likely
Trust me, I know You're right, and that's why I'm worried
What the fuck
Even more so since I noticed a very worrisome pattern recently
So I'll try to get it checked out
Absolutely
I'm the type of person to go for regular check ups
coughing blood and falling asleep while standing was something I ignored and welp
A concept foreign to pretty much anyone I've ever met
20 more years
What do You mean?
as they say some of you never leave
theres a funny thing called stop loss
oh god its true
I don't know what that is
some of u DONT leave
stop loss means they tell u "no u arent getting out yet we need u"
i thought it was a small thing ig its affecting more ppl than i thought
u literally cant do anything about it btw 🙂
Oh. . .
Completely legal too, right?
my friend is stuck in alaska rn cuz of it
We're You just that much of a good trooper that they hate to see You go?
absolutely not
i am evil and cause chaos
Don't we all
the country needs high military presence to aura farm
cant let all the ppl have freedom
you will paint these rocks and be happy
I'd join the military if I could be a pilot
i have been bullied all week
one of my troops looked at me today and said "when i look at you i imagine you're surrounded by sparkles"
and then i was compared to this because im so joyous and silly
he called u a pretty princess
He wants You
he is a she and i fear i let her and the others get away with too much
i allow the bullying because i make them do labor all day
they deserve a little treat
They let you be in charge of people? On purpose?
Eventually they'll bully You into labour and keep bullying You still
is the free food and u letting them rank up good enough of a trade
i dont let them rank up if anything i will do my best to stop them from ever being more powerful
i cant let them have free will
What did will do
breaking ur troops down so they can becomne stronk
i truly hope nobody has broken a shitter like that
talk about trouble
Never understood why people paint their nails
Such a weird concept for me
Btw when are we getting nail polish in PZ?
We already have lipstick and makeup
💅
Leave my rotor alone foul creature
come to fight me huh
doesnt understand what its like to be a baddie
My fists are weapons I can't paint my nails smh
I don't wanna deal with the nail polish getting ruined

Too lazy
cuz the people paid for it
or personal preference
for me its changed depending on the week
black, none, black
I should have put this guy in my backpack when I had the chance 
I am the burger king, give me a burger
I'll give you one next Wednesday
But I'm hungry
it wont kill you
😭
why do i have to be sick
no those are just the drugs talking
I just went to the toilet and brown liquid came out, it was horrific.
maybe I should stop drinking expired milk
keep drinking expired milk
my insides feel funny
milk has its limits
maybe a few days after is gone chunky is pushing it too far
birds are not real
holy shit i found an SCP-610 mod
now all i need is guaranteed infection upon all contact..
Some cyberpunk 2077 shit. You seen the new bird drone the military use now?
erm this is not the flu_chat
being sick is so yesterday
you gotta bring the litter
home of the henchmen
Gooning
He's the hero we need,
but not the one we deserve
Real
Sure
Hell yeah brother
What the fudge happened
if you post 4 images by themselves youll get caught by the filter
Oh
Okay so I gotta dend them seperate
Whoa. I got a timeout a few days ago because of that and was about to ask why
As long as its not 4
I'll just send these 3
eerie
is this gambling
No I'm just a crackshot
Message modmail if you were caught unfairly
Scope's the silent part of the gun smh 
prou
modmail? How do I do that?
gambling is old peoples version of a child drooling over the ipad
message spiffo
Does it matter at all anymore? Given the timeout's already expired.
Like, do I have an infraction record that might come to bite me in the ass or something?
frogski had to unmute me because i couldnt post my fakenitro emojis
Also since I was in the bad guy box for awhile do I need to get some scary black tattoos? 
If you had automatic timeouts which werent important we dont care
Ultimately its up to us
Yeah
the bot do get funky sometimes
You will look tuff
k, thanks for the info
just because you said tuff im giving you 20 adoptive children and a landlord who increases rent every month
You don't wanna look tough
you wanna look as inoffensive and ignorable as possible
so nobody will be aware of you until it's too late
Removed 40,215 xp from seanmcgire, they are now level 0 with 0 xp.
NOO
oh dear
can i have that back please
Is this where frogski gets all his power?
Aw man
ok

Added 40,218 xp to seanmcgire, they are now level 29 with 40,219 xp.
a strange voice whispered in my ear to say that
Oh shit he got interest too
sean's using the journal mod
Is that right Sean?
cheater
when did you become a vet
You should revoke all of Sean's XP, double it and give it to yourself for that
i agree
take mrps aswell
mutually assured destruction
Ours is actually all accounted for, we keep receipts
I dont care enuf
its like one of them freezerburnt wars
they put it in the freezer too long like that frozen pizza you dont like
ill put you in the freezer
im already there
I was conscripted in 2008 and served until 2009 in the Mexican armed forces
i sleep in there infact
Oh yeah good point
Oh, here, sometime last week IDK
What happens if you put a chest freezer in a walk in freezer?
Yeah thought you werent a vet here last i checked
you create frozone from incredibles
what job is it
It a job for CCMA
Retail
i mean do you
yes
oh, i figured it was a shit truck job
I hate it, but it a job
does anyone know why when i host a world it doesnt load in with my mods
did you enable them
I'm a very sad man
chiropractic assistant
do i had to enable them on the mods tab
what do you do? lay on the fucking chiropractor so you can break more bones?
Oh of what I know of chiropractors,,,
yes, you have to enable mods to make them work
A good chiropractor is at best a mediocre physical therapist
A bad chiropractor is just a killer
fr
this place does have a Neuropathy section on it so hopefully it not just breaking elderly backs
YOOO FREE PARKING
the chiropractor is also the working in neuropathy
Neuropathy is treated with medication,,,
i figured you just poked at the brain with chopsticks
I mean I get paid 17 dollars a hour
last update made me unable to play zomboid b42 finna crashout 
Youre fired
That's not a very nice thing to put in your bio
cheeseburgers
i enabled them through the main menu and then i enabled them through the setting and then steam workshop
Aaaare the mods compatible with MP?
Maaaaybe you should go check :3
I'm gonna start chewing on wires I been trying my best to get a job in my field that pays the same amount as my job that I have, Yet 1 years of education with certificates to prove that I'm qualified I get 2 dollars less every hours then working at a fucking pharmacy
if it shocks me enough I just be happy no matter what
I would love to get lobotomy at claire's
but they banned me for trying to get a lobotomy at claire's
Too cheap huh
yeah
Just date someone with money and never worry about getting a job again
I would love a sugar money but they so hard to find in Ohio
I will gladly go into a loveless marriage
ohio bruh 😂😂
floofie
i took off more mods and it still isnt working i also checked that all the mods were multiplayer and were build 41
Theeeen you should go to #mod_support
scarf go sleep
?
14:02
I woke up like 2 hours ago
have you seen marathon
You mean Concord 2?
isnt highguard that one super hyped game from game awards
I can't wait for concord 3 I hear it will last for 2 month
Not really
"Super hyped"
Girl it was unanimously clowned on
But depends on what criterias concord is
highguard is a team on team free moba that what felt like was made by someone with adhd
With so much stuff (borrowed) there's not much left for itself
goat simulator is pretty good
Paint drying simulator was pretty good
Paint d simulator was goated
Paint was better though
Your right p was amazing
if it was amazing where's p 2
I dont have friends
there is no p2 (player 2)
don't believe their lies
-John P
Sadly a bought p company they making them make a2
I hated a
A sucked so much
Good night my babies.
Who are you
You are not my mother I do not know you
look like we have a predator in the chat

all knowing chat which anime should I watch
Take it was an normal x until I got hit by a truck now i'm an x and see what you get
Fuck
I forgot it does that
God i'm eepy
I'm ungry
i can only sleep for 3 hours at a time recently then wake up not tired
I want that
I'm not sure it's a good thing
Can I have that? I get 10 hours of sleep and to only sleep i have to be heavily medicated and still wake up completely exhausted
I'm am constantly on low power mode
Ewww I knew i smelled something fishy
sleepy guess what
Piss in a cup
open wide
I gotta get my liver ultrasound :)
My mouth ain't clean though mouth carry so much bacteria
liver? I hardly know er
No no
you taste the urine to test it
they trained you to do that with pregnant people
It a little to sweet guess your diabetic
he wants the finest gurt piss
that ain't even on the test 💀 🥀
Did you know if a male take a pregnancy test and it come positive. Could mean you got cancer in da balls
i just logged in chill out
RIP balls
You're welcome for being more educated
nah it means your preggy

Every guy in this chat room buy a pregnancy test and piss on it if it positive go get checked
house cracks me up
if i had gone to medical school
i wish hed crack me
no doubt
free urine samples
lol
goodie
doctors used to taste piss in the good old days to diagnose stuff
Mr house doesn't even use his crane correctly
sleepy would have loved that job
Sadly he is now obsolete
someone lowk get me perms
Piss with high level of sugar will attract ants

professional piss taster
why do you know so much about piss properties
pissenomics
I'm gonna put professional piss taster on my resume and see if anyone hospital take a bite at it
mmm i can taste a bit of UTI in this one.
I went to school
horrible
the piss connoisseur\
they might...give it a sip
Bro whent to school instead of standing on glass shards for 10 hours
Urology was a section I took
/ had to learn
This is just some thing my instructor talked about
And even the book does
physicians desk reference. all ya need. and a good knife. bottle of vodka. all good
diagnose this piss sample
But fr it actually interesting that people can get a early warning for being an diabetic if ants are attracted to your urine
- the ball cancer pregnancy test
Diabetes Diagnosis: A major breakthrough occurred in the late 17th to early 18th century, where the "sweet taste" of diabetic urine was identified, confirming the disease.
Which i can tell you guys i'm negative on that. I did test my piss
Yee olden time piss on the floor see if ant comes
If it taste sweet your diabetic
how many medical miracles were achieved due to someone's fetish
sleepy too curious
No wonder your name sounds like pee pee
Sleepy a little to curious to night subject urine
Thomas Willis (1674): English physician noted that the urine of diabetics tasted “wonderfully sweet as if it were imbued with honey or sugar”.

Gurt seems like a piss drinker
"Wonderfully sweet" mother fucker enjoyed that shit he savor every second of that
I wonder what sleepeepee tastes like
i
I am a freak for the creek
Probably antidepressants
I know who you follow
🫵
if we had diabetics pee cups
and sold them at sports shows as like a new health drink
💅 I wonder why urology department haven't gotten back to me
do you think we'd make a lot of monies
Even the prejudice of the gods is insufficient
100% we could people been eating shit
Like actual shit because they think it would improve there gut biome
do zombois pee and poop?
no
they dont follow the finemenal laws of the universe
zomboids are a walking violation of the laws of thermodynamics
If it realistic they be pantless after a couple week after they start losing weight
we would all die in a zombie apocalypse, Imagine really needing a shit with a horde on you, it's game over.
do you think zombie dih would fall off or nah
I mean probably would fall off
@radiant lake we can use your input on this one
thats why they have belts, they do them up when they lose weight
Thank god the zombies have some kind of decency
can zomboids gain muscle
they also tie their shoelaces
LOL
No no they got those velcro shoes
I don't wanna hit anyway
Keep it away from me
Ill he/it you how about that
ducks are better
Hey, so like I know this is a server for a game. But I really need someone to talk to
About what exactly?
Life and how I’ve been very sad but like I have no one really to talk to
And I understand if you don’t want someone just saying how they’re feeling
So like don’t feel burdened
I mean we all kinda depressed so join the party
It gonna get better but it will take some time
Yeah, like I don’t know I’m just been having really bad depression today
And life has been very hard recently
I know how that feel some days I can't even get out of bed. But you gotta go for a walk around your neighborhood
You’re right about that
And like days where it’s really bad I think I start having fun for tax, but like I was exactly know if it is, but I feel like pay attention and kind of hard to breathe
And life gonna have some lows just keep your head up and you make it out just fine. I mean look at me i'm "stable" I been in a ward a couple time yet i'm still here kicking and fighting
That is very true
i try to sit in the sun and absorb the rays of anti depression when i can. thing is it hasnt been out for a while. storms. and crawling outta seasonal depression, on top of reg all the time depression, is my FAVORITE time of the year lemme tell ya
But we aren't therapist friends are still very important to recover but also going to getting professional treated is also very important. I recommend getting an therapist.
I’ve never sat out in the sun, but I think that would help but it’s night for me
They can help you find the root of the issue, and if need get you some medication until you can solve it.
Yeah, I know I can’t be going to people and saying all my problems and whining
yeah we need sun
Seasonal depression is no job winter has a high number of you well you know
aye
Light therapy is good if you don't get much sun light. Doesn't beat the actually sun but can still help slightly
I think winter is part of the problem, but also this past week a lot of stuff has happened
it all hits at once, sometimes. hate it
eat more vitamin d3
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get the ones in the capsules and bite into them, yum
Like Gummies?
wut
If it family/ home life issue winter is gonna make it way worst since you be in more. But it will pass, but it will take some time. I recommend volunteering somewhere i love animals and volunteering at a shelter always helps.
cod liver oil capsules are the best tho
yum
I'm for some reason thinking of fish oil and i hate the image of someone actually biting it
I do love animals. That is a very good idea.
I had PT that came in saying that it doesn't taste good and the capsules. I asked it are they swallowing it and they looked at me with a lobotomized star saying I thought I chew them
Those of the PT that we have to say UNWRAP suppository
Darn
whats happening
are you guys messing with me
rn
i crushed an asprin tablet into a powder once and put it in my mouth
Is it suppository the ones you stick in your butt
don't do that
yall eat some paint chips too?
Yeah or vagial
did you grow up under a lot of power lines
for all the good they do you might as well stick 'em up your ass
One time I eat a lizard’s tail, cause my cousins told me too
It was like I grabbed the lizard by its tail and it popped off
And then I swallowed it
I had addicts who comes in cut there inner cheek then rub pain medication they break up into a fine powder into the wound
i used to eat spiders when I was kid
I’ve eaten a dog biscuit
I got that 20 dollar
Not bad
I didn’t cause I felt like it
Very hard, but it’s like a gingerbread with no cinnamon
Oh yeah I did try a dog biscuit it very dry
it's a bit gritty tho
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
It is gritty
wtf
Gritty is actually a really good way to put it
I wanna get some gorilla biscuits
I'm a gambler
i have weak stomach. cant do it
I weared a cat maid outfit for 100 dollars during senior year
we are all degenerates on here
Defeat these biscuits to Gorillaz and people eat them
That’s too far but also I feel like I probably do that
eating dog biscuits and cat food
Gurt you would be drooling if you saw me
Did you wear it to school?
do you know how much taco bell you can get for 100 bucks
i would never
Yeah it was the last two days didn't care. My classmate bet that I wouldn't he choose a cat maid outfit online I bought it(payed for it fully) I weared it during the second last day people asked and I told them it was a bet.
Sounds fun
i would have told them I'm wearing it because I like it
What did you do with it?
Like how would you get rid of something like that?
They didn't really bat a eye since I was know to do shit like that for money
I enjoy a good bit
I got rid of it, the skirt way to short that I had to wears sweatpants
Must have bought the wrong size
I ate a kitkit chunky whole once
Otherwise I probably would've found a way to work that outfit in a Halloween costume or something
that was 3 minutes of pain
My favorite thing to do is bite a kitkit on the side. God it piss off my friends so much
Ramen dry is way to dry
I do that with Slim Jim’s
if you want to wake up put a table spoon of instant coffee in your mouth
Look at this little shit head
I’m gross, but not that gross
I was looking to see if i had photos of me in the maid outfit and seems like I don't
Dog circle
Imagine not having photos of a life-changing event
That’s like not having photos of your child being born
i dont know why I did all that shit, it wasn't even a bet for money
Do any of you guys know how to clear up congestion when sick?
nothing compares to golden syrup on mashed potatoes though
Yoo here a old photo of me for Halloween
that is really bad
shit ✅
head ✅
Smelly
I think every boy in their lifetime has worn one of those for Halloween
Seems normal
kinky
Extremely
Oh this is a old photo of me getting bored and decided to buy every chip bag in the lunch room so the other grades couldn't get anyway had to get a couple heads to carry it
Why is the girl in the back giving the camera a death stare?
scary
american schools are weird
Kinky
There is no way we could buy doritos
morning @stone meadow
I'm gonna send that to my boss which Is a pharmacist
Ok
Was it hell?
We had off brand shit
Lol, i didn't know you're mentally ill
UK schools dont have vending machines, at least none of the ones i went to
Don't you listen to rock
We did
I mean, obviously
But it only sold weird school brands
Omg I forgot about the doll
huh
my school was pretty chill, I didn't have to fight anyone
i fought someone day 1
hey frogski
when i moved to the uk
Was it you that was so meanies to me in the modmail?
didnt even speak the language
Most likely not, if it was in the last 24 hrs
we all took the piss out of each other but nobody really hit anyone.
probably not me
This guy actually stayed outside in the hall for about 3 months
Well leon denied responsibility
what in the actual fuck
And I don't think nasKo was online at the time
It was the surgery class
i havent used the modmail in a few days
in school?
too sick
Well surgery assistance class
Yup
This was like 3 weeks ago
i dont fuckin know
theres a lot of people in the modmail over a month
theres lots of people in modmail every day in fact
mod mail?
is he running away
No idea, i dont think i was there for it
I will find answers
what the fuck did I eat, I'm gassing myself right now
That looks like nasko
That's my thinking too, but again he was offline at the time
does it matter
@stone meadow what's for breakfast?
a hangover
He often goes invisible
No, but I'm dramatic and performative
Doing an investigation
its frogsker until otherwise
im calling out today cause fuck em, i cant work
frogmaniac
Im gonna end you
I'm armed with a spoon, come at me.
although in the UK these days that's probably counted as assault with a deadly weapon
I'll just do it again
Huh
I better put the spoon away
Getting stalker gamma to work on Linux was easier than windows
Working through terminal is more efficient than the one click gui installer grok has for windows
AI is really good at making bash scripts
well always check it for the rm command and sudo commands at least
really useful for making regex

regex makes my brain hurt when you are doing something complicated
when it goes over 3 lines i just lose the ability to know whats going on
I’m looking at some explanations, way beyond me lol
Maybe someday if my needs require it
regex is the most useful thing
AI also really good at doing things with open source programs that use undocumented apis
i could read the entire source code to a program, or i could just ask grok
grok knows all
99% of the time it gets it wrong, but at least it tells you where to look
Sans?
food time
From the hit game under
That my theory, since 3 month it was gone.
Do you think Karl Marx was Marxist because of his last name or is it just coincidence
hmm
Some theorist popularized the term long after he died
how are yall doing today
smashing
I put on that 20 minute song I've sent you
i love tarkov and stalker
who tf is tarkov
He's a famous film director or something
holy shit the universe gave me sickness IV
the guy
tarkovsky?
wdym sickness iv
sick
Hello good people
hi
How's it going?
hi
hi
finally a fellow plungie
yellow meow
Am I not good enough for you?
the betrayal
Dam, good thing it’s not wither huh
It does
Tell that to a plung
it doesnt
are we in india or sum
we crave gif post accessss
talk about sum caste
Lmao
holy telepathy
waow twin i love sdalger too
whats going on here
elitism it seems
Ok you filthy pl*nger
Cross
"ok you filthy pl*nger"
Bro thinks axes are equal to pl*ngers (they're not)
Mate help, I just wanna buy 2 things from the store and the line is insane
Can we not involve real classes and races?
this is so stupid
i like tarkov more
Jeez I wasn't the one who invented that but ok
i know but you also like stalker twin :C
am i gonna get crucified or sum
yes
Hello all
Hi hru?
I've been awake for 2 hours
Shivers down my spine
🥶
ive been awake for 16 hours
One's got a cooler icon and rank name, and image perms
The other doesn't
Well, not really, that's only 2/3 of the day
Thats longer than Im up for
Assuming the rest of the day is sleeping, that's healthy sleep schedule
im kinda annoyed
Only if you don't want to be
who wants their xp took
Im gone bro
who needs image perms anyway
bald
Dam
the music isnt loud enough
😔
lore accurate strelok cosplay incoming
if my hairline of course decides to go back any fucking further which it hasnt in past two years
i rly want to make a stalker cosplay but it aint gonna be an open face
if i go stalker theres gonna be a gp or smth
What's wrong
Yall like reading?
if id do it id probably do a mono cosplay or some shit
Ive got a good book suggestion if anyone wants it
youre here
from like ussr times lol
Good
i have everything a bandit would have except a jacket lmao
i aint droppin 100 bucks on a leather jacket
100 bucks js average
100 bucks just to dress up is too much money for a regular article of clothing to me
unless i can make money off it
Would you actually be wearing said leather jacket frequently though
most likely not
Cow hide jacket?
i wear hoodies and a hunting jacket
You should get netherite armour
nuh uh


