#general_chat
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i am having cabbage roll soup for dinner
zozo right now
I had wonton soup a beef salad and that coffee with the condensed milk
DRUNK MOODLE FOR THE WIN
can you see my font text?
my top friends section legit just picked both my ex and no-longer-friend.
lou com eback
@winged fable
madness interactive reloaded has got to be the best madness combat game
what
you're eleven right
HA HA EMBED FAIL
yeah a 9 outta 10
calling me newgen when you're eleven is crazy
I think thats vietnamese coffee
yeah well it was a vietnamese restaurant so that makes sense
On pc only
I wish I never updated my mobile app today
This update cheeks
weird i thought it was only client sided lol
Nope, that’s why it’s a new “feature”
Another reason to sell nitro 

schnoze
What’s so bad bout the update
Zee how do I get rich off flowers
Said ‘features’ are missing
They were present in the last build
wait wrong
actually

both is good
marigold decoction and chamomile brew thingie
i forgor their names
And I can get the flowers without going into the scary woods
She’s in the woods 🥀
u can even go to the potion seller garden
has more
dood u can sell henrys saviour schnapps for so much
its op too i keep at least a few on hand and the rest to sell
I thought they changed how often bad back activated and then I got it twice in a row

Now Henry is screaming in my ear like a 65 year old farmer
i'm quite hungry!
"Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2" is a medieval RPG set in 15th-century Bohemia. Players again control Henry, navigating a civil war and engaging in a detailed, realistic world. The game features improved combat, skill progression through practice, and immersive elements like NPC interactions. It has a larger world and focuses on historical accuracy...
cinema
henry picks too many flowers
eat an egg
It doesn’t damage you
You just get a movement penalty, like being encumbered 200 kg
no matter how much you carry, it can't kill you
however, carrying a lot and falling from 1 tile up will cause you to take a lot more damage
1st story basically
all fun and games until the rope attached to the window is actually fake and you hold e and fall to your death
otag
talking from experience
Hi cat chat
Hello all is there a support channel
i cant tell if the gun in your pfp is a very cursed AKS-74M or an AK-101
Thank you
Boss name 🫡
Its more like I need support because of a member of this discord
what did they do?

you wanna send a mod ticket?
that don't sound good
brother just dm the spiffo bot @marble shadow
what did you do
trust me, pal, the boys are temporary; bohemia is forever
🤓
BF over here obsessing about Aldies holiday wafer cookie assortment, insisting he should get to eat the entire bag in one go.
Thats 2240 calories.
My man is eating like one of my PZ characters, pls help
have him run idk
Not being serious of course.
Although he would have the fast metabolism trait when i think about it.... hmmmm
does that mean u cant ride horse
I haven't tried
you could fly around the entire globe around 9 times in this amount of time
one moment let me find more flowers
alchemy montage
get the perk where u get more potions per brew
and uhh sumthin the night
guaranteed henry level

!!!
whats your guys' favorite faction of any fictional game
kid called steal from cookin pots
or anything like that'
terrible ellipses
the player factions you pick from in TLOU Multiplayer
i could eat a...horse
i could eat...a horse
hmmmmm

trauma team
from cyberbunk
close second og enclave from fellouf
I love that cat
Yes please
Husk church from barotrauma. W̵͍̺̅̂É̶̪͂ ̴̩̺̫͝A̶̐͗͐͌S̷̰̆̎́Č̵̠͂͝E̷̘̾N̵̨̳͌͒D̸̛̈́̍͛
to spiffo bot brother, @marble shadow dm this bot
v.o.i.d faction from dead frontier and the rimworld mod
so is this game not receiving updates anymore?
why would you assume that
its been a hot minute since ive seen anything about this game
there is not a single message saying that development is abandoned or frozen
there's nothing to say
we wait
well I know but devs can always go quiet
the reason zomboid hasnt received much updates is because of npcs
animals, of course..
they are still alive, i see them here
are there any like discords for servers in game? any big ones i guess
i think their main focus is on intelligent AI
NPCS are being added?
am such yapper
animals will be added
ah okay
human NPCs are yet to come
but, since zomboid's AI is mainly based around brainlessly walking towards a player and attacking once close enough
I was thinking about that, it would be nice to interact with npcs for like trades or to make friends/alliances
make me
devs are kinda focusing on making animal AI smart
trying to make sure cows dont breed with chickens n shit
there doesn't have to be a consequence, some things just need to happen for the greater good
why do i need to silence!
boop
:3
:3
3:
ngl, one of the biggest things i’ve worked on with the cat mod has been improving ai logic

exactly
i dont think zomboid was really intended to have smart AI
things change though, problems dont..
zombies are simple NPCs
they move towards the player as fast as they can
and attack when close enough until the player dies
that's so cool, when will the mod be available?
yeah, animal logic at the moment is basically “find food/water, run away with triggers, and return to chicken coop” Xd
there’s a bit more in the definitions for some smaller ai logic stuffs, but yeah that’s what it boils down to lol
it adds hostile (and friendly) combatant humans
we’re in the final stretch now 😉
i was bouta say i dont want only enemy npcs
the AI is simple
need some friendlys too
!!! :D
that's awesome, looking foward to it!
and then trying to add complicated AI, such as humans and animals
it does throw you off
you can customize bandit groups, referred to as "clans"
you can choose what they wear, their spawn chance, what day they start and stop spawning, their special traits, their weapons, everything pretty much
yes i do
do you play B41 or B42?
wait, nevermind, it works for both
im not sure to be honest, im not that crazy into the game so i play whatever defualt is
thank you!
now, fair warning
bandits are very hard to fight against
they will not go easy on you
good, I'd like a challenge in zomboid
crazy
theres a good chance they will spawn at least once every day
or every few days, depending on your luck
so, keep a gun close by
I love my guns in zomboid
early game, i recommend that you weaponize zombies
always have a shotgun and pistol on me
weaponize zombies against the bandits, im pretty sure they prioritize zombies over players
then attack them from behind, dont stop attacking til they're dead
beware of bandits with guns
they dont exactly have bad aim
in fact its pretty decent
i once got shot in the neck by a bandit
Adding the bandits simply makes the simulation of everyday life in Kentucky more closer to reality.
and somehow survived
i also got shot in the head once
survived
bandits will never instakill you
im sure theres an option where they can, though..
if they dont get killed by the dead that is
i survived
zomboid's damage system is weird
scp containment breach health system
Do I get to say it is cold yet?
i just had to take medical tape off of a second degree burn and it hurts so bad
you playing cryogenic winter in real life?
is that farrenheit or celcius
i live in the south so it only ever really gets down to like 20 f minimum
celsius
Cold is below 20-25
Above that is chilly
not that bad
fahrenheit 
i've felt -11f once... i've been told it reaches quite a bit below that here pretty regularly
im american 
it sucks here don't come here
is it bad to feel bad for homeless people myh mom says i shouldnt but idk why she says that
she says that because she's probably never been homeless herself
it's not bad to feel bad for the homeless
my dads been before
technically
especially with the government literally trying to drive them out of towns
crazy bad rng pull
hostile architecture
i don't know why it would be bad to feel bad for the plight of other people
like you shouldn't dwell on it
see thats what i think
does she also say stuff like "homeless people are all drug addicts and criminals?"
making homeless criminal is crazy
you shouldn't dwell on it because unfortunately you can't do anything about it but you're still allowed to feel bad for them
yeah you see that guy that got into too much medical debt and lost everything and now sleeps in the 24hour fitness parking lot? lets arrest him 
for real
the thing is, most homeless people are usually veterans of war that lost everything and the government literally doesn't give a shit about them
i absolutely hate how we treat them
veterans, people in debt, people kicked out of homes
i have lived in cities where the local police would regularly force a homeless person into their cop car, and drive them 50km away to a lower income less desirable city and kick them out of the car and leave them there
cant get a house without a job cant get a job without an address
they don't even arrest them to give them a warmer comfier night in a holding cell than on the streets, they just drive them out of a public area
cant even get an id without a permanent address
the system is shit and i wish i could fix it but i dont think i can do much
system built to be thisway bro
they get law enforcement to drive them away so people will see the cities and towns and think "gee, this place doesn't have any homeless people here, i guess we solved homelessness!"
we'd probably have better governments if there was an actual zombie apocalypse
than whatever shit this one is now
uae and their bus full of nepalese workers with the windows blacked over
everyone here is rich trust me
why is the world so stupid at times
at times is crazy
well we also got plastic eating plankton
that.. we dont use
you're speaking real but we should change subject
true
before frogboy or leon ruin the fun
what kinda weather are y'all experiencing rn?
a state of snow and sunshine
the snow has become a strange crunchy material
mines just dry cold
water on the wind
endless rain
its not the heat its the humidity
it's been colder which is surprising because i live in the southern states
climate change
all i know about this is the louisiana purchase
im not sure where it was
wait huge turd incoming
there were mosquitoes discovered in iceland for the first time not too recently
i gotta go unload a butt burrito
around here
have fun
the park was really nice
ooh
is it bad that i hallucinate when i skip my pills
thats probably what the pills are for
i've always wanted to go somewhere nicer than where i've been living for the past few years
i think you've got 'em for a reason
im pretty good where i am
thjeyre for anxiety
middle of nowhere is underrated
and i can tell whats real and fake but its like unsettling
and i never hallucinated before i took them
I've been here.
Mid.
most of the things for anxiety and depression also are for things like schizophrenia, and some other mental issues i've suddenly forgetten the name of
i used to take anxiety meds but they were also for other things
thank you for your input.. i guess? lmao
parkinsons and insomnia being some of them
i cured my anxiety by just not being anxious 😇
lmao this is literally what happened to me
jk they just got too expensive when combined with the price of my adhd meds
i still have hella anxiety
i dont know how but it just disappeared like a video game bad effect
i think you still have anxiety
sometimes it comes back but its not as severe
bro had a dynamic negative trait
fr
oh yeah its still there, just less
ive grown and realized i was anxious over nothing, essentially
go talk to another human being that isnt your family right now irl
who touched my knob
why are you jolly bro
they forced me
dihtonomy
dickhead taken literally
why did sherk say this, is he stupid?
shark
shart
Sharp
Harnessing the power of nature! 
The thought of doing something productive seems to release the flood gates of melatonin and other sleep chemicals in my brain
david bacucki is such a fucking cuck bro
they replaced his brain with an openai server
cuckgpt can go to hell
only thing its done good for me is help me fix my pc
but its able to generate images sooo fuck cuckgpt
are you stealing mother natures soul
kinda
its giving me permanent 20 HP and 20 void

and its not just gonna be mother nature thats on the list
there are 7 more of these things
Earth
Winter/Snow
Sea/Tidal
Evil
Chaos
Space/Otherworld
and for some reason an element or whatever called Umbra?
tried looking umbra up and it seems to be darkness?
mb i can delete it lol
i was going to because i realized this isn't one of my little friend group slightly offensive servers
i don't want to get banned from this server
yeah there is NO negativity here
only love
ONLY love
except for dr breen
fuck dr breen
fucking loser
motherfucker surrendered earth over to the combine as if humanity wasnt a species that lived by independence or death
fucking hate that dude
what a cuckold
could've won the 7 hour war if he didn't give up bruh
now we got combine everywhere
bro you guys gotta understand
they even watch me when i sleep
no the combine was most certainly going to win, there wasnt a chance that earth stood
dr breen is the needed soyjack in the hl2
i know
so they could make gordon freeman the sigma chad
humanity was fucked no matter what
dr breen actually did bargain with the combine for the control but not total enslavement of humanity
hes still a beta fucking cuck loser
its not that hard to steal from a gnome
plus you actually stole it from me so
huhuhuhu
hot take maybe, but I dont fw the no mask Gordon look
calm down bro

wiwiwiwiwi

awiwiwiw
@rain mango
why does the cold pz trait give you a pig nose
fuck you siphons all your gasoline
it's more to show like an irritated nose i think
vlpane shit
mods bring the scissors
im getting a promotion fr
come inside? 
the box!!
who's box? 
I walked into that one

gmod gore addons are fucking bonkers
g-g-g-g-g-gore!!! 
mods that's gore of my comfort character Civilian 4
smiling guys
in a cargo box?
cargo? yeah i sure hope it does
grandma made food and asked if i wanted a box
chinned her faster than i ever have in my entire life
cheeky tart
the english language is amazing
hello 👀 am i mutted 👀👀
you are the EXPLODE and the DIE

hmm
you're not a brit bro
scrambled eggs anyone?
dont even joke lad.
as a texan HAHAHHA
a texan???
lol
everything is bigger in texas
ill joke all i want mate
funny
no you won't mate
know why
because it's against the law to be funny
whos the law
funny was outlawed
We all know that you want mates
I dont see no lawman around here
the us laws have no jurisdiction here
You've already told us you're gay
what does this joke mean
or something
you want men as mates or something i don't know
the thunder rolls
you want women as mates
You want men
🤑
gross
reverse it for gay people
im gay bro i just said it
i know
i have
but he's implying you're something you aren't
what?
this entire conversation is awkward let's move on
he's implying im gay but i am
no
fuck your awkward
real brother real
its funny when its not me being awkwaqrd
gamer posture

i dont know how to do that
just wait until i get image perms
youre not allowed to make this joke
it's so over when i do
your dad
He will revers it for your dad
no you arent
gotten gotten
im not adopted
unc
your more like an uncle i dont talk to often
Weird uncle Fartass
merry christmas guys i love christma it's crismtas time. lovel.y
christmas isnt real
uncle fartass
Its not Christmas
amazing
i dont know you
sir yessir sir mr fartass reporting for dookie 
Are you a grinch
i hate jolly
bro is a grinch
i think christmas is one of the worst holidays
christmas is aight why u such a hater big man!!!
its boring
are you a grinch? (grunch) or a saint? (sainte)
FartGrinchass
video of fartass
no ugly sweater?
it's not boring is free gifts
ive never celebrated christmas brother
wait wrong video
until you need to buy gifts
my family is mostly eastern orthodox or muslim
no that's the right video
loll
if you celebrated christmas and thought it was boring i was gonna be sad for you
just ripped off part of my toenail ow fuck
I understand
real shit bro
egg why would you tell me this that's like ripping a hangnail and pulling off the skin on your hand
never again
video of egg
are the bone churches true
i think my dad and a few uncles are the only cambodian buddhist 🤔
bone church?
lil bro ain't redy for dis world he thinks it's all sunshine and rainbows 💔
exaggeration
im lil bro💔💔
baby birds are the popcorn of the animal kingdom
lil bro still thinks he can live under his momma's wings 💔
what does your dad think he'll reincarnat as
sorry ping
there was one ossuary that used bones but thats it
Hey man. I believe in you. Keep your chin up, pal.
whats an ossuary?
is it like a church?
like a grave
ah
under a church
i never look in here how'd you guys become vets
yapping
thanks for your zoimbice
i don't. keep your chin low pal.
yapping
oh ok
I'm a old yapper
ahh thats hinduism
or is it more like the french catacombs?
you joined this server 1424 day ago
wait... Buddhism doesnt have reincarnation?
guys I'm nearly there
lmao
catacomb and ossuary arent the same
i gotcha
i never talk here lol
you'll get to it, eventually
what level is vet
bro is not getting rank 15

i am apparently the number one discord yapper
oh
25 was it?
its not the same
dude ossuaries are fucking metal
gotta yap more or we'll take your place
asked a simple question and was ridiculed. 😞
I have achieved nirvana and I am only 4x years old
i still think the catacombs of the dead are soke of the most metal shit ever
its 25
tell stink that, he thinks i yap too much
Its jover for you is what Im saying
walls are literally made out of human bones
ossuary is just the place you put the dead body catacomb is a specifc layout and type of resting place
Recruit - Level 1
Builder - Level 5
Survivor - Level 10
Specialist - Level 18
Veteran - Level 25
like 25 or 30 i think
you dripped out in death tho
STOP ANSWERING THE QUESTION
fr
what level do i need to send gifs
25 btw

5
oh yeah sorry dude its level 25 for vet
insert gif here
5 in PZ chat
10 here
I think 25, I'm not sure tho
hey it's lvl 25 for vet btw if u wanted to know
HAHAHA
gifs at 10
insert gif here
how fast is rank let me see rq
level 10
its gonna take ages
i hate my life
bro
1-3.4 xp per message/minute
It's limit rated at 1 XP generating message per minute
LETS LAUGH AT THIS BOZO
occasionally there is
if you spam?
🖕🖕🖕🖕
update day
or too many peop
iirc it was like a 5min cooldown
oh yea makes sense
leon, my man, now's your time
My wife is out with her friend
It's past my wife's self imposed bedtime
She hasn't responded to a text in 30 minutes
And her location services are off on her phone
When do I get concerned?
where's everyone going? bingo?
tomorrow
dont speak of the gods
Any mods that are good with a few friends and help in general. guns, cars etc???
we shouldn't awaken them 
i feel like that's the wrong chat to ask this
CDDA zombies
Like midnight or like I wake up and she's not here yet?
latter
why do you have a bedtime
What's that?
zombies
oh my bad i thought that was a joke i apologize for being insensitive
i also incorrectly assumed it was like a cheating joke
my bad
anyway
She has a self imposed bedtime. I cant explain her eccentricities
hey man genuine question why ask that here of all places?
god im Instagram brain rotted
not tryna be rude but why
id say tomorrow brother
may not have any other big servers he's in
oi i wanna know your favorite game idc who you are tell me because im BORED!!!!
Alright. I'm gonna check the traffic report for car accidents cus I'm crazy
it'll be alright man
holy shit dude i forgot you're paranoid
OMG all I am in a tight spot
try to focus on something else for now
?
tight spot? you mean your dad
turns out my tv was shipped with Amazon Delivery instead of Fedex or UPS
crazy
tv gonna come broken man
basically my tv is being ubered
what does that mean
that tv was definitely bent in two while being packaged
its already like 24 hours late
it's over for that order
Okay. Nevermind. Goodbye. See you all in a minimum of a year.
guh
who is this referring to
theres too many americans in chat
anyone. at all
yeehaw
oh
I am ALL Americans
uhhhh
Egg is an egg
both are peak
goated all of them
All of em yeh
actually pz is terrible! never played it...
bro in a pz server
insert gif here
bro stumbled in by mistake lmao
dont you piss stinkass pisser!! fartass stinkname!!
Well I don't see any traffic incidents
gonna say that EVERYTIME i want to use a gif to react
insert gif here
insert gif here
don't worry man you're only like
2 more months
3 million exp from getting image perms
ayy
i hate you
mr pisser fartface diaperhead buttbrain
DAMN YOU LURKER
cloaker
its all good bro just chill out
I know a guy
i also know a guy
i also know a guy that knows a guy
i know a guy... that... GET THIS... ALSO knows a guy
you can dm will or lemmy if you're worried about getting perms. do you know them?
nah, don't worry about it man it's really fine

will you lemmy see deez nuts lmao gottem
No
insert gif here
yay stalker 2 download done
dicey little joke i almost made
this guys so unaware he didnt even see the deez joke
i saw it
i love stalker
game is phat
stalker gamma and anomaly my goat!!!!
he's choosing to ignore it
haven't played stalker cuz i saw reviews of it being a bad remaster on steam
your jokes don't work here jerkerman
but i wanna play it
remaster?
jerker? i hardly knower
just buy money
the replaced it
a man who thinks... has nothing to think but thoughts
never pirated a game in my life
never will
deadass
bruh
LOL
what a nerd
LOLOL
i am a nerd ur right
erhm guys i dont pirate 🤓
character is severely depressed and extremely bored because i stayed indoors for the past several hours staring at a wall
idc if people pirate but if i find a game good ima support them and if i don't i never play again
my bad
:D
just like real life
you can always support the devs when you have money
classic morning wake up activity this is normal for everyone
erhm guys why are you pirating you should be giving your money to sony and bethesda
they need it fr
tbf to mod I think you need to pirate it
guys you dont get the small town mom and pop multinational billion dollar corporation needs your help
i give my dollars to finnish man for car game where i can drink and drive
Gonna go hit the anomalies
seems like a fair trade to me
ok next time ill make sure to buy skyrim and pirate hollow knight, ultrakill, gloomwood, and dusk
news to me now :(
ok
its a little annoying since they still release semi-frequent patches
unnecessary
so i will never support indie devs that i like either
ok
oh wait that includes project zomboid
i pirated pz before i bought it
i bought pz and learned of it
i will never buy a game before trying it first
does pz have a demo
if no demo ill look at gameplay see what i think
ok bro
remember when we had DEMOS oh my GOSH
what a throwback
demos are really good for indies
ok i will i don't see what's so bad about that man
I like the ones that use it as a playtest
👴 ye olde time
have yall checked out hail to the rainbow
i dont play games
its got some cool puzzles
you shouldnt be playing video games theyre devillish
of course
you should be reading and repressing your emotions
That’s what they said about my lettuce
holy unc 💔✌️
video games also cause violence
I am foaming
yeah and they make your eyes square
and they rot your brain
dude i have like 20 games on my wishlist that are to be announced
i have 6
i am geeking out
you see this? evil
it is a good year for indies

you should remove this sin from your life
I’d like to see your wishlist Sean
-aunt sandy whos been smoking cigarettes for 50 years
ser I work for a casino
literally paid by the devil
Just replace the name sandy with a common name from your country i guess idk
casinos are the work of god to bring more sinners to my door so i can make them pay 100 dollars for my addiction therapy
my uncle
when the church gonna sell indulgence boxes
indulgence loot box
🕦
50 bucks you get one vice
Gambling mentioned!
100$ for a 1 in 10 chance to get sin forgiveness
1/10? too high
its virtual
ahhh true true
so people dont feel too bad when they dont get what they want
Dude at my blackjack table drunk AF. Flirting with the dealer excessively.
They didn’t kick him out of the casino until AFTER he lost $5 grande.
JUSTICE
i honestly have no idea whats going on in the story but i like it
honestly
why are there slavweebos
I tip $100-200 to my dealer every game and $50-100 to my waitress
where
THIS IS VODKA
🪞
look man im trying to give a description
ok bro
i love uma musume
i think its caues everyone in the west automatically thinks anything "slavic must be russian"
anything cyrillic? anything vaguely balkan or eastern european or even baltic
like Russian must be slavic
must be
Siberians disagree
magyars
slavic is russian just like how people who speak korean and Mandarin are Chinese

zombie banging on boarded window downstairs what should i do
krill them
arson
guess who's back
back again
i got fucking timed out because i didn't know i could make text smaller without a 12 min timeout
thanks guys
who are you?
your best friend since middle school?
i wish





