#general_chat

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vital marten
onyx igloo
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i am having cabbage roll soup for dinner

tall glen
tall glen
noble brook
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DRUNK MOODLE FOR THE WIN

tender igloo
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can you see my font text?

shadow kite
tender igloo
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lou com eback

cold pollen
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@winged fable

burnt kite
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madness interactive reloaded has got to be the best madness combat game

winged fable
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what

cold pollen
winged fable
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oh my fucking god

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i hate you

cold pollen
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ban this guy

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underage

winged fable
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if i was 11 i wouldent be allowed on here

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my mommy said i could

cold pollen
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he's 11

winged fable
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spooky is 9

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shut up newgen

cold pollen
cold pollen
tender igloo
onyx igloo
tall glen
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yeah well it was a vietnamese restaurant so that makes sense

vital marten
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I wish I never updated my mobile app today

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This update cheeks

tender igloo
vital marten
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Nope, that’s why it’s a new “feature”

Another reason to sell nitro steamhappy

karmic jetty
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imagine paying for nitro

vital marten
karmic jetty
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schnoze

languid meadow
vital marten
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Zee how do I get rich off flowers

karmic jetty
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u brew lotso potions

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chamomile concoction is the easiest to make

vital marten
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They were present in the last build

karmic jetty
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wait wrong

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actually

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both is good

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marigold decoction and chamomile brew thingie

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i forgor their names

vital marten
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And I can get the flowers without going into the scary woods

karmic jetty
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yes

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bozhena has all the erbs

vital marten
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She’s in the woods 🥀

karmic jetty
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u can even go to the potion seller garden

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has more

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dood u can sell henrys saviour schnapps for so much

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its op too i keep at least a few on hand and the rest to sell

vital marten
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I thought they changed how often bad back activated and then I got it twice in a row

karmic jetty
vital marten
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Now Henry is screaming in my ear like a 65 year old farmer

karmic jetty
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henry of gaslitz

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i love the deaf speech check

empty frigate
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i'm quite hungry!

karmic jetty
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"Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2" is a medieval RPG set in 15th-century Bohemia. Players again control Henry, navigating a civil war and engaging in a detailed, realistic world. The game features improved combat, skill progression through practice, and immersive elements like NPC interactions. It has a larger world and focuses on historical accuracy...

▶ Play video
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cinema

novel fern
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henry picks too many flowers

karmic jetty
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too many poppies

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can u die from bad back

tall glen
empty frigate
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reference to a like henry says in kingdom come deliverance

vital marten
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You just get a movement penalty, like being encumbered 200 kg

empty frigate
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heavyload no matter how much you carry, it can't kill you

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however, carrying a lot and falling from 1 tile up will cause you to take a lot more damage

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1st story basically

quasi slate
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all fun and games until the rope attached to the window is actually fake and you hold e and fall to your death

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otag

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talking from experience

cosmic jay
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Hi cat chat

vagrant lark
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Hello all is there a support channel

harsh vault
vagrant lark
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Thank you

vagrant lark
vital marten
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they always getting on the roof

vagrant lark
harsh vault
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what did they do?

vital marten
toxic relic
vital marten
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that don't sound good

toxic relic
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brother just dm the spiffo bot @marble shadow

harsh vault
vital marten
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Playing kcd over arc raiders with the boys 😔

toxic relic
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its okay man you're goated

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kcd is worth it

vital marten
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it may overtake zomboid

toxic relic
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trust me, pal, the boys are temporary; bohemia is forever TipMyHat 🤓finger_waggle

tiny wasp
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BF over here obsessing about Aldies holiday wafer cookie assortment, insisting he should get to eat the entire bag in one go.

Thats 2240 calories.
My man is eating like one of my PZ characters, pls help

toxic relic
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who cares bro

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let man get his yums

vital marten
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have him run idk

tiny wasp
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Not being serious of course.

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Although he would have the fast metabolism trait when i think about it.... hmmmm

karmic jetty
vital marten
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I haven't tried

toxic relic
# vital marten

you could fly around the entire globe around 9 times in this amount of time

vital marten
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one moment let me find more flowers

karmic jetty
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alchemy montage

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get the perk where u get more potions per brew

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and uhh sumthin the night

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guaranteed henry level

vital marten
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nope

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yes I'm quite hungry

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I could... eat a horse

karmic jetty
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!!!

rain mango
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whats your guys' favorite faction of any fictional game

karmic jetty
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kid called steal from cookin pots

rain mango
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or anything like that'

toxic relic
vital marten
toxic relic
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i could eat a...horse
i could eat...a horse

karmic jetty
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trauma team

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from cyberbunk

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close second og enclave from fellouf

neat moat
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I love that cat

vagrant lark
velvet pebble
rain mango
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mine has to be the combine

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from hl2

toxic relic
empty frigate
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🐴

rain mango
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oh right horses

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fictional video game faction

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so cool

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i wish horses were real

burnt kite
silent tapir
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so is this game not receiving updates anymore?

silent tapir
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its been a hot minute since ive seen anything about this game

burnt kite
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there is not a single message saying that development is abandoned or frozen

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there's nothing to say

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we wait

silent tapir
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well I know but devs can always go quiet

rain mango
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the reason zomboid hasnt received much updates is because of npcs

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animals, of course..

burnt kite
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they are still alive, i see them here

silent tapir
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are there any like discords for servers in game? any big ones i guess

rain mango
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i think their main focus is on intelligent AI

silent tapir
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NPCS are being added?

rain mango
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such as the animal NPCs

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well yes, but actually no

harsh vault
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am such yapper

rain mango
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animals will be added

silent tapir
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ah okay

rain mango
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human NPCs are yet to come

rain mango
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but, since zomboid's AI is mainly based around brainlessly walking towards a player and attacking once close enough

silent tapir
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I was thinking about that, it would be nice to interact with npcs for like trades or to make friends/alliances

harsh vault
rain mango
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devs are kinda focusing on making animal AI smart

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trying to make sure cows dont breed with chickens n shit

burnt kite
# harsh vault make me

there doesn't have to be a consequence, some things just need to happen for the greater good

harsh vault
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why do i need to silence!

rain mango
harsh vault
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:3

rain mango
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:3

burnt kite
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3:

uncut epoch
rain mango
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i dont think zomboid was really intended to have smart AI

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things change though, problems dont..

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zombies are simple NPCs

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they move towards the player as fast as they can

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and attack when close enough until the player dies

silent tapir
rain mango
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but, if you're desperate for human NPCs early

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@silent tapir

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try the bandits mod

uncut epoch
rain mango
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it adds hostile (and friendly) combatant humans

uncut epoch
silent tapir
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i was bouta say i dont want only enemy npcs

silent tapir
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need some friendlys too

silent tapir
rain mango
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so learning and working on a game intended for simple AI

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such as zombies

silent tapir
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that's awesome, looking foward to it!

neon bramble
rain mango
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and then trying to add complicated AI, such as humans and animals

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it does throw you off

rain mango
silent tapir
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ah thats cool

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do you have the link to that mod?

rain mango
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you can choose what they wear, their spawn chance, what day they start and stop spawning, their special traits, their weapons, everything pretty much

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yes i do

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do you play B41 or B42?

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wait, nevermind, it works for both

silent tapir
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im not sure to be honest, im not that crazy into the game so i play whatever defualt is

silent tapir
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thank you!

rain mango
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now, fair warning

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bandits are very hard to fight against

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they will not go easy on you

silent tapir
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good, I'd like a challenge in zomboid

rain mango
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they can shoot you, cut you, sabotage your generators and power supply

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and more

silent tapir
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crazy

rain mango
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theres a good chance they will spawn at least once every day

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or every few days, depending on your luck

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so, keep a gun close by

silent tapir
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I love my guns in zomboid

rain mango
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early game, i recommend that you weaponize zombies

silent tapir
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always have a shotgun and pistol on me

rain mango
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weaponize zombies against the bandits, im pretty sure they prioritize zombies over players

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then attack them from behind, dont stop attacking til they're dead

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beware of bandits with guns

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they dont exactly have bad aim

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in fact its pretty decent

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i once got shot in the neck by a bandit

glad ridge
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Adding the bandits simply makes the simulation of everyday life in Kentucky more closer to reality.

rain mango
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and somehow survived

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i also got shot in the head once

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survived

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bandits will never instakill you

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im sure theres an option where they can, though..

languid meadow
rain mango
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zomboid's damage system is weird

burnt kite
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scp containment breach health system

candid patio
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Do I get to say it is cold yet?

sturdy lily
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i just had to take medical tape off of a second degree burn and it hurts so bad

empty frigate
sturdy lily
empty frigate
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i live in the south so it only ever really gets down to like 20 f minimum

candid patio
velvet pebble
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Above that is chilly

sturdy lily
candid patio
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i've felt -11f once... i've been told it reaches quite a bit below that here pretty regularly

empty frigate
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it sucks here don't come here

sturdy lily
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is it bad to feel bad for homeless people myh mom says i shouldnt but idk why she says that

empty frigate
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she says that because she's probably never been homeless herself

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it's not bad to feel bad for the homeless

sturdy lily
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technically

empty frigate
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especially with the government literally trying to drive them out of towns

toxic relic
empty frigate
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hostile architecture

candid patio
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like you shouldn't dwell on it

candid patio
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does she also say stuff like "homeless people are all drug addicts and criminals?"

toxic relic
empty frigate
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you shouldn't dwell on it because unfortunately you can't do anything about it but you're still allowed to feel bad for them

toxic relic
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yeah you see that guy that got into too much medical debt and lost everything and now sleeps in the 24hour fitness parking lot? lets arrest him dumb

onyx igloo
empty frigate
onyx igloo
toxic relic
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veterans, people in debt, people kicked out of homes

candid patio
# toxic relic making homeless criminal is crazy

i have lived in cities where the local police would regularly force a homeless person into their cop car, and drive them 50km away to a lower income less desirable city and kick them out of the car and leave them there

toxic relic
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cant get a house without a job cant get a job without an address

empty frigate
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they don't even arrest them to give them a warmer comfier night in a holding cell than on the streets, they just drive them out of a public area

toxic relic
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cant even get an id without a permanent address

onyx igloo
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the system is shit and i wish i could fix it but i dont think i can do much

toxic relic
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system built to be thisway bro

empty frigate
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they get law enforcement to drive them away so people will see the cities and towns and think "gee, this place doesn't have any homeless people here, i guess we solved homelessness!"

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we'd probably have better governments if there was an actual zombie apocalypse

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than whatever shit this one is now

toxic relic
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uae and their bus full of nepalese workers with the windows blacked over

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STEAMHAPPY everyone here is rich trust me

onyx igloo
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why is the world so stupid at times

toxic relic
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at times is crazy

onyx igloo
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that.. we dont use

toxic relic
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you're speaking real but we should change subject

empty frigate
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true

toxic relic
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before frogboy or leon ruin the fun

empty frigate
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what kinda weather are y'all experiencing rn?

onyx igloo
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the snow has become a strange crunchy material

empty frigate
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my area is damp and cold

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been sprinkling all day

onyx igloo
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mines just dry cold

empty frigate
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water on the wind

toxic relic
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100% humidity 🗣️

empty frigate
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endless rain

onyx igloo
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its not the heat its the humidity

toxic relic
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its winter

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so its cold and humid

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crazy ball sweat

empty frigate
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it's been colder which is surprising because i live in the southern states

toxic relic
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climate change

empty frigate
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louisiana

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the boot

onyx igloo
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ive been there for a vacation

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the park there was really nice

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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im not sure where it was

toxic relic
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wait huge turd incoming

empty frigate
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there were mosquitoes discovered in iceland for the first time not too recently

toxic relic
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i gotta go unload a butt burrito

onyx igloo
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around here

empty frigate
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have fun

onyx igloo
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the park was really nice

empty frigate
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ooh

sturdy lily
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is it bad that i hallucinate when i skip my pills

onyx igloo
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thats probably what the pills are for

empty frigate
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i've always wanted to go somewhere nicer than where i've been living for the past few years

empty frigate
sturdy lily
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thjeyre for anxiety

onyx igloo
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middle of nowhere is underrated

sturdy lily
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and i can tell whats real and fake but its like unsettling

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and i never hallucinated before i took them

candid patio
empty frigate
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most of the things for anxiety and depression also are for things like schizophrenia, and some other mental issues i've suddenly forgetten the name of

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i used to take anxiety meds but they were also for other things

onyx igloo
empty frigate
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parkinsons and insomnia being some of them

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i cured my anxiety by just not being anxious 😇

onyx igloo
empty frigate
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jk they just got too expensive when combined with the price of my adhd meds

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i still have hella anxiety

onyx igloo
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i dont know how but it just disappeared like a video game bad effect

toxic relic
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i think you still have anxiety

onyx igloo
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sometimes it comes back but its not as severe

empty frigate
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bro had a dynamic negative trait

onyx igloo
onyx igloo
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ive grown and realized i was anxious over nothing, essentially

toxic relic
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go talk to another human being that isnt your family right now irl

burnt kite
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who touched my knob

toxic relic
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why are you jolly bro

burnt kite
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they forced me

onyx igloo
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what happened to him

burnt kite
onyx igloo
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dickhead taken literally

toxic relic
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thats abtract art

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self titled: the phallus

empty frigate
toxic relic
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shark

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🐟

empty frigate
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shark

burnt kite
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shart

candid patio
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Sharp

young kelp
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Harnessing the power of nature! plumpabug

candid patio
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The thought of doing something productive seems to release the flood gates of melatonin and other sleep chemicals in my brain

rain mango
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david bacucki is such a fucking cuck bro

onyx igloo
rain mango
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cuckgpt can go to hell

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only thing its done good for me is help me fix my pc

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but its able to generate images sooo fuck cuckgpt

onyx igloo
young kelp
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kinda

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its giving me permanent 20 HP and 20 void

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and its not just gonna be mother nature thats on the list

empty frigate
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?

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👀

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who else is on the list

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father nature?

young kelp
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there are 7 more of these things

rain mango
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LOLOLOL

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WHAT

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this is insane

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idk if thats allowed😭😭

young kelp
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Earth
Winter/Snow
Sea/Tidal
Evil
Chaos
Space/Otherworld
and for some reason an element or whatever called Umbra?

rain mango
young kelp
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tried looking umbra up and it seems to be darkness?

empty frigate
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i was going to because i realized this isn't one of my little friend group slightly offensive servers

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i don't want to get banned from this server

rain mango
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yeah there is NO negativity here

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only love

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ONLY love

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except for dr breen

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fuck dr breen

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fucking loser

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motherfucker surrendered earth over to the combine as if humanity wasnt a species that lived by independence or death

empty frigate
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fucking hate that dude

rain mango
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what a cuckold

empty frigate
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could've won the 7 hour war if he didn't give up bruh

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now we got combine everywhere

onyx igloo
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bro you guys gotta understand

empty frigate
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they even watch me when i sleep

rain mango
onyx igloo
empty frigate
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i know

rain mango
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the combine controls 12-24 universes

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some speculate over 200

onyx igloo
empty frigate
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humanity was fucked no matter what

rain mango
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but we would've been better off

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better off dead than absorbed into the combine

empty frigate
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dr breen actually did bargain with the combine for the control but not total enslavement of humanity

rain mango
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hes still a beta fucking cuck loser

empty frigate
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"you need me"

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bro thought the combine invasion was for one day only 😭 he mad asl

onyx igloo
rain mango
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YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME

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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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STOP STEALING

onyx igloo
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its not that hard to steal from a gnome

neat moat
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plus you actually stole it from me so

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huhuhuhu

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hot take maybe, but I dont fw the no mask Gordon look

rain mango
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NO I DIDNT

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FUCK YOUUU

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STOP IT

neat moat
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breaks my immersion and the mask loksk cooler

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imo at least

toxic relic
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calm down bro

empty frigate
oblique stream
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wiwiwiwiwi

empty frigate
rain mango
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awiwiwiw

neat moat
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@rain mango

onyx igloo
empty frigate
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gas_siphon fuck you siphons all your gasoline

empty frigate
vital marten
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no snake

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but maybe

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hes in the box

onyx igloo
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vlpane shit

toxic relic
onyx igloo
toxic relic
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im getting a promotion fr

vital marten
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you should come inside the box...

toxic relic
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come inside? panic

vital marten
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the box!!

toxic relic
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who's box? panic

vital marten
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I walked into that one

rain mango
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i love women

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i love men

vital marten
neat moat
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i HATE women

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i HATE men

vital marten
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hate the flesh

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only clanker

rain mango
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gmod gore addons are fucking bonkers

onyx igloo
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mods

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ban them for posting gore

neat moat
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tru

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kill her with hammers

vital marten
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g-g-g-g-g-gore!!! stressed

empty frigate
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mods that's gore of my comfort character Civilian 4

onyx igloo
empty frigate
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smiling guys

oblique stream
rain mango
onyx igloo
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i just be making shit

toxic relic
oblique stream
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roadworks ahead?

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Yeah

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I sure hope it does

empty frigate
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grandma made food and asked if i wanted a box
chinned her faster than i ever have in my entire life
cheeky tart

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the english language is amazing

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hello 👀 am i mutted 👀👀

onyx igloo
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you are the EXPLODE and the DIE

empty frigate
vital marten
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hmm

vital marten
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scrambled eggs anyone?

toxic relic
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dont try

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an american saying cheeky tart does not have the same aura as a brit

empty frigate
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dont even joke lad.

toxic relic
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as a texan HAHAHHA

empty frigate
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a texan???

vital marten
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lol

toxic relic
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texas sovereignty is real

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warm water port

empty frigate
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everything is bigger in texas

onyx igloo
toxic relic
onyx igloo
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funny

empty frigate
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know why

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because it's against the law to be funny

vital marten
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whos the law

empty frigate
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funny was outlawed

toxic relic
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exactly

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whose law

oblique stream
vital marten
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I dont see no lawman around here

toxic relic
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the us laws have no jurisdiction here

oblique stream
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You've already told us you're gay

empty frigate
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it's worldwide law

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created by big joke

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to sell more jokes

toxic relic
empty frigate
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or something

empty frigate
toxic relic
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i have a partner already

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i am a gay man

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this is true

vital marten
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the thunder rolls

empty frigate
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you want women as mates

oblique stream
empty frigate
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🤑

toxic relic
empty frigate
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reverse it for gay people

toxic relic
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im gay bro i just said it

empty frigate
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i know

vital marten
toxic relic
empty frigate
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but he's implying you're something you aren't

toxic relic
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what?

empty frigate
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this entire conversation is awkward let's move on

toxic relic
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he's implying im gay but i am

onyx igloo
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no

oblique stream
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gotten

onyx igloo
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continue being awkward

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its funny

empty frigate
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fuck your awkward

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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its funny when its not me being awkwaqrd

oblique stream
empty frigate
onyx igloo
empty frigate
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just wait until i get image perms

toxic relic
empty frigate
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it's so over when i do

onyx igloo
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the police

toxic relic
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your dad

oblique stream
onyx igloo
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no you arent

oblique stream
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gotten gotten

onyx igloo
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im not adopted

toxic relic
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im a considered older guy

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telling you to not do that

empty frigate
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unc

onyx igloo
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your more like an uncle i dont talk to often

oblique stream
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Weird uncle Fartass

vague panther
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merry christmas guys i love christma it's crismtas time. lovel.y

toxic relic
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christmas isnt real

vital marten
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uncle fartass

oblique stream
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Its not Christmas

vital marten
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amazing

toxic relic
toxic relic
oblique stream
toxic relic
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i hate jolly

empty frigate
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you're a mean one

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mr fartass

vague panther
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bro is a grinch

toxic relic
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i think christmas is one of the worst holidays

vague panther
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christmas is aight why u such a hater big man!!!

toxic relic
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its boring

empty frigate
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are you a grinch? (grunch) or a saint? (sainte)

oblique stream
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FartGrinchass

tall glen
vital marten
vague panther
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it's not boring is free gifts

toxic relic
tall glen
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wait wrong video

vague panther
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:D

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oh well that's a different story

vital marten
toxic relic
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my family is mostly eastern orthodox or muslim

empty frigate
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no that's the right video

vital marten
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loll

vague panther
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if you celebrated christmas and thought it was boring i was gonna be sad for you

empty frigate
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just ripped off part of my toenail ow fuck

vital marten
toxic relic
vague panther
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egg why would you tell me this that's like ripping a hangnail and pulling off the skin on your hand

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never again

tall glen
neat moat
toxic relic
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i think my dad and a few uncles are the only cambodian buddhist 🤔

empty frigate
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lol

vital marten
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bone church?

vague panther
toxic relic
tall glen
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baby birds are the popcorn of the animal kingdom

vital marten
empty frigate
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lil bro still thinks he can live under his momma's wings 💔

neat moat
#

sorry ping

toxic relic
#

there was one ossuary that used bones but thats it

vague panther
onyx igloo
#

is it like a church?

toxic relic
#

like a grave

onyx igloo
#

ah

toxic relic
#

under a church

vague panther
#

i never look in here how'd you guys become vets

young kelp
#

yapping

vague panther
#

thanks for your zoimbice

empty frigate
vital marten
#

yapping

vague panther
#

oh ok

hardy muralBOT
young kelp
#

I'm a old yapper

hardy muralBOT
onyx igloo
#

these

toxic relic
toxic relic
#

idc about ping

vital marten
#

you are an old yapper

#

og

onyx igloo
empty frigate
neat moat
#

wait... Buddhism doesnt have reincarnation?

hardy muralBOT
vague panther
#

guys I'm nearly there

empty frigate
#

lmao

toxic relic
onyx igloo
#

i gotcha

vague panther
#

i never talk here lol

young kelp
#

you'll get to it, eventually

vague panther
#

what level is vet

empty frigate
#

bro is not getting rank 15

young kelp
harsh vault
onyx igloo
#

oh

young kelp
#

25 was it?

toxic relic
onyx igloo
#

dude ossuaries are fucking metal

vital marten
vague panther
onyx igloo
tall glen
#

I have achieved nirvana and I am only 4x years old

empty frigate
#

i still think the catacombs of the dead are soke of the most metal shit ever

harsh vault
neat moat
#

Its jover for you is what Im saying

empty frigate
#

walls are literally made out of human bones

toxic relic
young kelp
#

plunger Recruit - Level 1
sledge Builder - Level 5
axe Survivor - Level 10
katana Specialist - Level 18
spiffobadge Veteran - Level 25

empty frigate
vague panther
#

alrighty thanks cynkey

#

OKAY GUYS I GOT IT IT'S 25

vague panther
#

STOP ANSWERING THE QUESTION

toxic relic
vague panther
#

what level do i need to send gifs

neat moat
young kelp
empty frigate
#

5

toxic relic
vague panther
young kelp
candid patio
empty frigate
toxic relic
#

HAHAHA

neat moat
vague panther
#

insert gif here

vague panther
#

how fast is rank let me see rq

toxic relic
hardy muralBOT
young kelp
vague panther
#

i hate my life

empty frigate
#

bro

toxic relic
vague panther
#

this is why i don't talk here LMAO

#

HAHA EGG FAILED SAID /RANK

candid patio
vague panther
#

LETS LAUGH AT THIS BOZO

hardy muralBOT
young kelp
#

you ain't getting gifs if you ain't yapping

toxic relic
#

bro cant communicate using words so he just doesnt talk

#

crazy

vague panther
#

at least there's no slow mode

#

thank god

young kelp
#

occasionally there is

vague panther
#

if you spam?

empty frigate
young kelp
#

update day

vague panther
#

or too many peop

young kelp
#

iirc it was like a 5min cooldown

vague panther
#

oh yea makes sense

toxic relic
vague panther
#

HOLY.

#

idk who leon is but i hope he backflips for no reason

candid patio
#

My wife is out with her friend
It's past my wife's self imposed bedtime
She hasn't responded to a text in 30 minutes
And her location services are off on her phone
When do I get concerned?

young kelp
#

Leon is our god

empty frigate
#

where's everyone going? bingo?

vague panther
#

i thought spiffo was god

#

are they fighting

#

leon and spiffo

vital marten
#

dont speak of the gods

indigo rampart
#

Any mods that are good with a few friends and help in general. guns, cars etc???

vital marten
vague panther
#

i feel like that's the wrong chat to ask this

candid patio
vague panther
#

idk doe

#

im never here

toxic relic
#

why do you have a bedtime

indigo rampart
young kelp
#

zombies

vague panther
#

LOOK IT UP

#

MAYBE

empty frigate
#

i also incorrectly assumed it was like a cheating joke

#

my bad

#

anyway

candid patio
vague panther
#

hey man genuine question why ask that here of all places?

empty frigate
#

god im Instagram brain rotted

vague panther
#

not tryna be rude but why

toxic relic
empty frigate
#

may not have any other big servers he's in

toxic relic
#

probably just lost track of time

#

or stuck in traffic

vague panther
#

oi i wanna know your favorite game idc who you are tell me because im BORED!!!!

candid patio
#

Alright. I'm gonna check the traffic report for car accidents cus I'm crazy

empty frigate
#

it'll be alright man

toxic relic
#

holy shit dude i forgot you're paranoid

tall glen
#

OMG all I am in a tight spot

empty frigate
#

try to focus on something else for now

empty frigate
toxic relic
#

tight spot? you mean your dad

tall glen
#

turns out my tv was shipped with Amazon Delivery instead of Fedex or UPS

vital marten
#

f

#

LOL

empty frigate
vital marten
#

tv gonna come broken man

tall glen
#

basically my tv is being ubered

toxic relic
#

what does that mean

empty frigate
tall glen
#

its already like 24 hours late

empty frigate
#

it's over for that order

vague panther
#

Okay. Nevermind. Goodbye. See you all in a minimum of a year.

vital marten
#

amazon is shitass

toxic relic
#

theres too many americans in chat

vague panther
vital marten
#

yeehaw

empty frigate
#

oh

tall glen
#

I am ALL Americans

empty frigate
#

uhhhh

tall glen
#

Egg is an egg

empty frigate
#

project zomboid and guts and blackpowder personally

#

actually

#

rdr2

onyx igloo
vague panther
#

goated all of them

onyx igloo
#

All of em yeh

vague panther
#

actually pz is terrible! never played it...

empty frigate
#

bro in a pz server

vague panther
#

insert gif here

empty frigate
#

bro stumbled in by mistake lmao

vital marten
#

dont you piss stinkass pisser!! fartass stinkname!!

candid patio
vague panther
#

gonna say that EVERYTIME i want to use a gif to react

empty frigate
#

insert gif here

vague panther
#

insert gif here

empty frigate
#

don't worry man you're only like

vague panther
#

2 more months

empty frigate
#

3 million exp from getting image perms

hardy muralBOT
empty frigate
#

ayy

vague panther
#

i hate you

toxic relic
vague panther
#

DAMN YOU LURKER

empty frigate
#

cloaker

toxic relic
vague panther
#

damned... CLANKER

#

KICK THAT CLANKER OFF THE PLANEEE

vital marten
#

I know a guy

vague panther
#

i also know a guy

empty frigate
#

i also know a guy that knows a guy

vague panther
#

i know a guy... that... GET THIS... ALSO knows a guy

toxic relic
vague panther
#

nah, don't worry about it man it's really fine

vital marten
toxic relic
#

will you lemmy see deez nuts lmao gottem

empty frigate
#

will they be kind and give you perms if you ask?

#

probably not but

onyx igloo
#

No

vague panther
#

that would be cool but i really don't mind

#

insert gif here

vague panther
vital marten
#

yay stalker 2 download done

empty frigate
#

dicey little joke i almost made

toxic relic
#

this guys so unaware he didnt even see the deez joke

vague panther
#

i saw it

empty frigate
#

i love stalker

vague panther
#

im too nonchalant

#

sorry bozo

vital marten
empty frigate
#

stalker gamma and anomaly my goat!!!!

empty frigate
vague panther
#

haven't played stalker cuz i saw reviews of it being a bad remaster on steam

empty frigate
#

your jokes don't work here jerkerman

vague panther
#

but i wanna play it

vital marten
#

remaster?

vague panther
#

but no money

#

yea the first one

toxic relic
empty frigate
#

just buy money

vague panther
#

the replaced it

toxic relic
#

just pirate it

vague panther
#

never pirated a game in my life

#

never will

#

deadass

toxic relic
#

bruh

vital marten
#

LOL

toxic relic
#

what a nerd

vital marten
#

LOLOL

vague panther
#

i am a nerd ur right

toxic relic
#

erhm guys i dont pirate 🤓

empty frigate
#

character is severely depressed and extremely bored because i stayed indoors for the past several hours staring at a wall

vague panther
#

idc if people pirate but if i find a game good ima support them and if i don't i never play again

empty frigate
#

my bad

vague panther
#

:D

vital marten
#

you can always support the devs when you have money

vague panther
toxic relic
#

erhm guys why are you pirating you should be giving your money to sony and bethesda

#

they need it fr

vague panther
#

if you think im buying anything but skyrim

#

you're dumb

toxic relic
#

you're still buying skyrim

#

like a narc

vague panther
#

yes

#

i don't see the bad in that

vital marten
#

tbf to mod I think you need to pirate it

toxic relic
#

guys you dont get the small town mom and pop multinational billion dollar corporation needs your help

vague panther
#

uh? no

#

i bought skyrim and use vortex to mod

vital marten
#

mix of words oops

#

i am too stoned lol

toxic relic
#

you can mod pirated

#

lol

onyx igloo
#

i give my dollars to finnish man for car game where i can drink and drive

vital marten
#

Gonna go hit the anomalies

onyx igloo
#

seems like a fair trade to me

vague panther
vital marten
toxic relic
#

ok

neon bramble
#

its a little annoying since they still release semi-frequent patches

toxic relic
#

unnecessary

vague panther
#

so i will never support indie devs that i like either

toxic relic
#

ok

vague panther
#

oh wait that includes project zomboid

toxic relic
#

i pirated pz before i bought it

vague panther
#

i bought pz and learned of it

toxic relic
#

i will never buy a game before trying it first

vague panther
#

i play demos first

#

if i like da demo i get da game

toxic relic
#

does pz have a demo

vague panther
#

if no demo ill look at gameplay see what i think

toxic relic
#

ok bro

vital marten
#

what a throwback

toxic relic
#

if you wanna spend your money do it

neon bramble
#

demos are really good for indies

vague panther
#

ok i will i don't see what's so bad about that man

neon bramble
#

I like the ones that use it as a playtest

toxic relic
onyx igloo
#

have yall checked out hail to the rainbow

toxic relic
#

i dont play games

onyx igloo
#

its got some cool puzzles

toxic relic
#

you shouldnt be playing video games theyre devillish

onyx igloo
#

of course

toxic relic
#

you should be reading and repressing your emotions

vital marten
#

That’s what they said about my lettuce

vague panther
onyx igloo
#

video games also cause violence

neon bramble
#

I am foaming

toxic relic
#

and they rot your brain

onyx igloo
vague panther
#

i have 6

onyx igloo
#

i am geeking out

toxic relic
neon bramble
#

it is a good year for indies

vital marten
toxic relic
#

you should remove this sin from your life

vital marten
#

I’d like to see your wishlist Sean

onyx igloo
neon bramble
#

literally paid by the devil

onyx igloo
#

Just replace the name sandy with a common name from your country i guess idk

toxic relic
neon bramble
#

when the church gonna sell indulgence boxes

toxic relic
#

indulgence loot box

candid patio
#

stressed 🕦

toxic relic
#

50 bucks you get one vice

bronze moat
neon bramble
#

100$ for a 1 in 10 chance to get sin forgiveness

toxic relic
#

1/10? too high

neon bramble
#

its virtual

toxic relic
#

rigged then

#

cinema

neon bramble
#

a slot in the confessional is 1/100

#

gotta tier it in man

toxic relic
neon bramble
#

so people dont feel too bad when they dont get what they want

bronze moat
onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

get them hooked then fuck up the odds

#

insanely good plan

onyx igloo
#

its like uhh

#

brutalist russian cyberpunk

#

im not good at descriptions

toxic relic
#

why are there slavweebos

neon bramble
#

if they make as much as tips as I do

#

probably get paid enough to shrug it off lmao

toxic relic
#

guys look its gopnik guys look its russian soyjak

#

guys guys look vodka and cigs HAHAHAH

bronze moat
onyx igloo
bronze moat
toxic relic
#

gross

#

i dont want your horse anime dave

toxic relic
onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

ok bro

empty frigate
#

i love uma musume

toxic relic
#

i think its caues everyone in the west automatically thinks anything "slavic must be russian"

#

anything cyrillic? anything vaguely balkan or eastern european or even baltic

tall glen
#

like Russian must be slavic

toxic relic
#

must be

tall glen
#

Siberians disagree

toxic relic
#

magyars

empty frigate
#

slavic is russian just like how people who speak korean and Mandarin are Chinese

tall glen
empty frigate
#

zombie banging on boarded window downstairs what should i do

tall glen
#

krill them

neon bramble
#

arson

vague panther
#

guess who's back

#

back again

#

i got fucking timed out because i didn't know i could make text smaller without a 12 min timeout

#

thanks guys

harsh vault
#

who are you?

vague panther
#

your best friend since middle school?

harsh vault
#

i wish