general_chat

[twin bear]

Only thing I'm worried about is getting rich

Which will never ever happen

[neat moat]

🎵 dont worry, be happy 🎵

[twin bear]

If stress is so bad

Why is my soul perfect

[neat moat]

is it?

👁 👁

[toxic relic]

its ok to stress but dont be neurotic

crazy

[neat moat]

👏 take 👏 things 👏 in 👏 moderation 👏

[stuck yoke]

How the hell am i gonna get more tired by fighting zombies with a crowbar than an axe

[candid patio]

My wife made me believe that if you work hard you can become rich

However, after seeing her work so hard, for so long, I have realized that I don't want to be rich.

[toxic relic]

video game

[toxic relic]

lmao

[twin bear]

Yeah I have no underlying mental instability or illness

Totally

[neat moat]

arent crowrarbs heavier

[toxic relic]

"if you just work hard enough youll be wealthy" 🤓

[stuck yoke]

No?

Lol

[twin bear]

If i work hard enough I'll get a hernia

[neat moat]

theyre unbalanced at least that's for sure

[twin bear]

I know that much

[toxic relic]

"thats how i turned my dads 1 million dollars into 5 million dollars"

"by working hard 🤓"

[paper hull]

wow so real

[stuck yoke]

They are actually balanced in a way that'd support damage

[twin bear]

Started this business with 5 dollars and a small multi million dollar loan from daddy

[neat moat]

I wouldn't say so

[toxic relic]

exactly bruv

[twin bear]

U can do it too!

[neat moat]

crowbars arent weapons

lets remember that

[candid patio]

Bruh she grinds so hard. For years and years she's been non stop grinding.

[twin bear]

Just buy my classes on how to get rich

[stuck yoke]

I mean

[neat moat]

Theyre not

theyre cumbersome

[toxic relic]

that just sounds unhealthy

[stuck yoke]

Axes aren't really weapons either

[neat moat]

A mace is like, what, 3 pounds or something?

[stuck yoke]

Same with machetes

[twin bear]

Instead of grinding her job maybe have her grind some flour and bake with her or smth

[neat moat]

True, but they can be

[candid patio]

Yeah I keep asking her when is she gonna grind her mental health improvement.

[neat moat]

They absolutely were ima stop you there

[candid patio]

She says when she feels successful

[stuck yoke]

No?

[neat moat]

Whos gonna tell vro

[stuck yoke]

They were made to chop down vines and like coconuts

[twin bear]

An axe is a tool if we going on classification in real world

[toxic relic]

so never lmao

[stuck yoke]

Same with a machete

[neat moat]

whos gonna tell vro what happened in Rwanda

[stuck yoke]

Anyways the point is a crowbar would be a better weapon at killing zombies than an axe

[twin bear]

Machete was before that tho

[neat moat]

whos gonna tell vro about all the revolutions

[restive solstice]

Does anyone know if water pipes can be connected to barrels to connect a house?

[stuck yoke]

Vro

[twin bear]

Just cuz i use a bat doesn't mean it's classified as a weapon now

[onyx igloo]

fucking indeed

notified me at 12AM

[neat moat]

ergonomics

[candid patio]

Dead ass she started with nothing. Drug addicted mother who just collected government assistance. My wife's been hustling in some way since she was 12

[twin bear]

Did u get the job

[stuck yoke]

They can be used as weapons doesn't mean they were made to be one

[neat moat]

Thats the plain and simple of it

Ah I see

[onyx igloo]

idk waiting on a call

[twin bear]

I'd rather use chlorine gas than a bat

[stuck yoke]

I got a job offer but i was playing grounded when the call came in 😔

[twin bear]

U got this bro wut is the job tho?

[candid patio]

She used to sell home made brownies on the school yard lol

[neat moat]

Well just go back to ergonomics then. Bats and possibly some axes are just wat more weildy than things like sledgehammer and crowbars

[onyx igloo]

ace fucking hardware hell yeah

[stuck yoke]

Wait idk if I'm allowed to say that

Mbad gang

[twin bear]

Ppl have said wors1e

[neat moat]

Thats why machetes are used as weapons while things like sledgehammer arent usually

[paper hull]

damn how was life as a full time employed piece of shit

[stuck yoke]

Ik

[candid patio]

These were just regular drug free baked goods

[toxic relic]

this doesnt sound positive 🤔

[twin bear]

Hell yeh brothe1r

Thats a good gig man

Also sean when gmod again bro

[neat moat]

they were weed brownies for sure

[toxic relic]

seems like a neglected child that had to grow up too soon and resort to child labour and work for their entire life just to get by

regardless its none of my business

[stuck yoke]

I mostly just stole shit growing up lol

[paper hull]

Uhhh no its sigma and based !!!!

[candid patio]

Her childhood is a horror story. I hope she writes a book one day.

[twin bear]

Has anyone else counted the needles at the park

[neat moat]

your wife sounds like my mother

[toxic relic]

yessir

[twin bear]

Or is that not normal

[toxic relic]

nah its normal

[twin bear]

Aye

Fart knows lmao

[neat moat]

it is very normal

[stuck yoke]

Wdym irl?

[toxic relic]

even here

[twin bear]

Yes

H needles mostly

Hypodermic

[toxic relic]

theres needles at the bus stops but majority are nangs

empty nang cans

[stuck yoke]

They tend to appear lots in parks

[twin bear]

Dude i saw the saddest shit last week

Narcan kit and a buncha needles in one pile

Fucked man

[toxic relic]

environmental storytelling

[twin bear]

Fallout skeleton ahh

Lmao

[stuck yoke]

How was that sad lebron james didn't lose

[twin bear]

If i ever die i genuinely need to pose myself

Before it happens if i can

[toxic relic]

how

[twin bear]

Idk prepare for the blast and hope i don't just get blown away

Which will happen haha

The funny part is

[toxic relic]

i want the yamcha death pose

[twin bear]

Skeletons aren't connected without tissue so how tf the skeletons in fallout

Stay together after 250 years

[twin bear]

Dude

One of the best ones

[stuck yoke]

Vro of there's like a nuclear apocalypse I'm immediately grabbing my crowbar and axe a pen and paper and I'ma scribble something like "oof i got diarrhoea today the only way today could get worse is if a nuclear apocalypse started :c" and I'ma fucking sit on my toilet with axe and crowbar in both hands really badass like

[twin bear]

Hands down

Drink a beer light a cig

And watch the lights

Until it goes out

[stuck yoke]

I'll be the toilet skeleton

[twin bear]

Better drink fast tho

Gotta finish it before u fade away

[stuck yoke]

Vro you won't see the light

[toxic relic]

🤔 that depends

[stuck yoke]

You'll just be gone

[toxic relic]

once the connective tissue is gone then bones are not connected

[stuck yoke]

Or not

[twin bear]

True petrified tissue or smth right

[toxic relic]

but it takes forever to decompose, variable depending on how you die

[stuck yoke]

That's why I'm drinking molten iron so my bones can become really strong and stay connected

[toxic relic]

thats why some bog remains in europe for eg still have skin

[twin bear]

Oh dude and the fact that the blast would take away moisture

[toxic relic]

its preserved

[twin bear]

Huh maybe u would stay kinda preserved yeah

Oh dude the bog executions

Crazy shit

[toxic relic]

real

[stuck yoke]

I'll be preserved by my diarrhoea

[twin bear]

A metal ass method

Rot in sludge

[toxic relic]

it does depend but there are real reasons why skeletons would stay connected-all of this is likely not thought of by game devs and they just put in skeleton models hha

but its sick theres a real world possible explanation

[neat moat]

I think we are talking about above ground, suboptimal conditions though

[twin bear]

Yet they don't even get to rot fully which is cool (science wise it's interesting ofc not the fact that yk ppl died

[stuck yoke]

Literally is though

[neat moat]

the scavengers will get you

[stuck yoke]

Bones melt

[toxic relic]

true true

[stuck yoke]

Have them partially melt

[toxic relic]

it may look more like the vesuvius eruption

[stuck yoke]

Boom welded together skeleton

[toxic relic]

true

idk what remains of a nuclear blast would end up as

[stuck yoke]

Didn't they find a dude jerking it during his last moments?

[twin bear]

Also depends on how long we talking is it 200 years or less

[toxic relic]

it looks like he was yessir

[twin bear]

They don't know for sure

But yeah looks it

[stuck yoke]

Badass

[stuck yoke]

I do

[toxic relic]

idk if bro erupted with the eruption

[twin bear]

Hold on bro i gotta bust with this volcano

[stuck yoke]

Vro that'd be a badass way to die in nuclear hellfire

[toxic relic]

maybe he rubbed one out to go smiling

[twin bear]

Magma fetish maybe

[toxic relic]

bruh lmao

[stuck yoke]

Vro probs rubbed one out because the volcano was hot or something

[twin bear]

I'm sorry this was a person 😭

[toxic relic]

how do you find out you're turned on by magma

or lava

[stuck yoke]

Hey atleast he's remembered

[toxic relic]

fr

[twin bear]

Bro ngl they prolly didn't know either

Oh yk wuts fucked up

He coulda been holding his junk cuz it got burned

[stuck yoke]

What if vro saw one of them ancient femboys though

[twin bear]

Meh

[toxic relic]

ehh

nah

its too fast

[stuck yoke]

The greek ones y'know

[twin bear]

Oh that's right Pompeii was like a freak event

[stuck yoke]

Nah bro was just cooming than a river of lava swallowed him or someshit

[twin bear]

Those poor people😭

[paper hull]

alot of white boys do impressions of me

[stuck yoke]

What else do you hold your junk for?

[toxic relic]

idk if he could have reacted while being pummelled by pyroclastic flow

[paper hull]

oh my bad

its a real dude vibe in here huh

[stuck yoke]

Whatever that means

[paper hull]

it means i cant go anywhere without dudes talking about jerkin off and their dicks

[toxic relic]

mustve been crazy

[stuck yoke]

We ain't talking about our dicks

[twin bear]

We talking abt a historical event btw

[toxic relic]

we're talking about bros dick

[stuck yoke]

We are talking about a dude who died from a supervolcano while jerking it

[twin bear]

Supposedly

[stuck yoke]

Lily

[twin bear]

Iced vegas

Whoever photoshopped those is pretty funny

[neat moat]

ICE. ICE. BABY 🗣️

[toxic relic]

vanilla ice

[stuck yoke]

What if vro was just dreaming about oiled up lebron james and died

[twin bear]

I think bro was just terrified

[toxic relic]

do you dream about oiled up lebron

[stuck yoke]

would've it been lebron hour?

[stuck yoke]

Nah only one person was doing that shi

[stuck yoke]

Yeah

Don't you?

[twin bear]

Those people had no idea what was going on i wonder if they thought the gods got mad

[toxic relic]

i do brother i do

[toxic relic]

ehh olde people werent stupid

humans then are humans now we just have more foundation

[stuck yoke]

Nah they would've known

[toxic relic]

yeah they knew

[twin bear]

I mean like knowing when it was gonna happen

[toxic relic]

hmm

[twin bear]

Which i mean maybe

[toxic relic]

idk what the records say

[stuck yoke]

There's always warning signs

[twin bear]

I dont doubt they did

[toxic relic]

usually volcanos give you a heads up when they're about to bust

[stuck yoke]

They probably just didn't know what thems was

[twin bear]

They do be causing ash rain days before sometimes

And constant rumbling

[toxic relic]

i mean they lived next to it

idk what the lore is behind the volcano busting with people around

[twin bear]

Didn't they have metal

[toxic relic]

idk

i gotta go shit

[stuck yoke]

I want to play grounded ngl

[twin bear]

I actually don't know this hm, if they did then they understood how it works at least on a fundamental level

Considering heating metal requires alot of heat

And they prolly got it from said volcano perhaps

[stuck yoke]

1700 degrees Celsius

[twin bear]

Das alot pf heat

God dam

Whole ass timeline worth of temp

[stuck yoke]

Naur

It's easy to get things that hot

Ventilation and shi y'know

[twin bear]

I've worked with smithing

Well tried too

My brother does that shit

It gets so fckn hot in the forge bro

[stuck yoke]

Yeah

Duh

Dingus

[twin bear]

I mean like the room

[stuck yoke]

Yeah

Ik

[twin bear]

Yk a ymca bathhouse but good

And it smells nice

[toxic relic]

i think things like to make heat

[stuck yoke]

I go to a ymca

[toxic relic]

heat is a common production of chemical processes

[twin bear]

Those wasteful mres

[toxic relic]

energy transfer fucks with heat, according to the law of conservation of energy 🤓

[twin bear]

A good example of chemical heating

[toxic relic]

chemical like everything

[stuck yoke]

HAHA

[toxic relic]

eating breathing shit like that

but real

[twin bear]

Oh friction and stuff

Ic

Reactions for everything

[toxic relic]

life is a chemical process

[twin bear]

That's all of life yeah

[toxic relic]

yeah organic chem

[twin bear]

Was just abt to say

Life is all a reaction

[toxic relic]

reaction to dis dick

those chemical mre heaters suck balls

i like the small steel stoves better

[twin bear]

Not only wasteful but it smells bad

Stoves are reusable so they have value

[toxic relic]

hahah dude fr

[twin bear]

Doesn't become useless after u make one meal

[toxic relic]

the small stoves also come with several bricks of starter and matches

reusable

[twin bear]

I love dry fuel

[toxic relic]

cinema

[twin bear]

Burns just fast enough to keep the heat

But not slow enough to cool down

[toxic relic]

i always wanna eat the firestarter bricks

they looks like fudge

[twin bear]

Yeah the texture and design is just asking for someone to take a bite

[toxic relic]

delicious

[twin bear]

I feel like almost everyone has those types of thoughts 😭

[toxic relic]

surely

[twin bear]

Good thing we have critical thinking (well for me it's 50/50

[toxic relic]

the voices

are always there

[twin bear]

Turns out they're just thoughts 🗣️

[toxic relic]

truly

im gonna go eat

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-celebrate-restaurants-near-me-gif-5145268

Enjoy the fine dining

[paper hull]

theres this man on twitch and all he does is stream sonic adventure every day and im hes only viewer and he speaks to me personally everytime

[oblique stream]

monster wasnt as bad as ive expected

[paper hull]

i love him very much

[oblique stream]

Roundabout way of dming someone

[spiral condor]

ima be honest i legit only use twitch just for the fortnite and rocket league drops 😭

[oblique stream]

Ima be honest I dont watch twitch

I dont see the appeal of streams

[toxic relic]

agreed

i dont wanna read random people online spew gibberish while some guy goes afk to piss and snort a line for the third time in an hour

[oblique stream]

You don't want to watch some random guy steal other people's content?

[toxic relic]

yawn dont care

streams just seem uneventful

either uneventful or overwhelming in an artificial way

[oblique stream]

I like having some bg noise

but streams are still not my jam

[toxic relic]

also i dont wanna talk to the guy

[toxic relic]

fair

[oblique stream]

Exactly

[toxic relic]

seems weird like bro we're not friends

[paper hull]

i love talking to random freaks online

[toxic relic]

why are we talking like this

[paper hull]

i have some very fucking strange friends

[toxic relic]

diametrically opposed

[oblique stream]

we can see that

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=96&animated=true

[toxic relic]

talking to a streamer seems cringe to me

[stuck yoke]

Plumpabug gang

[paper hull]

my ex tf2 team leader is a canadian lumberjack who connects every 2 months via satellite

he lives in the wilderness

[toxic relic]

fake nitro emote

[stuck yoke]

Team fortress? EW GRODY BLEH BLEH

[paper hull]

im best friends with a trans russian religious runescape player who is very pious

"hey how u doing today bud"

"the light of god has blessed me and may it bless you too"

"ok sure bud"

[oblique stream]

Streaming as a concept is weird, if I just want some noise why would I engage in "live" part of a stream

If I want some quality content - streams are not the best at iy

as edited content

[sharp rapids]

I am going to start a twitch at some point but only because I’m deleting most social medias cz it’s causing me a lot of ambient stress but I’m also a musician so I need to be plugging my stuff somewhere and gamers are kinda my target audience

[stuck yoke]

I was good friends with a homeless crackhead once

[paper hull]

i have no desires to be anything because i already was someone

[stuck yoke]

You got the angstyness of a teenager

[paper hull]

thanks buddy

[toxic relic]

its true

[stuck yoke]

Hatred

[toxic relic]

you have edgelord tendencies

[sharp rapids]

How do I become a successful musician without being perpetually online like an influencer:(

[paper hull]

I am indifferent

[toxic relic]

idk bro

[stuck yoke]

Instagram reels omegle make good music

Or tiktok

[sharp rapids]

I haven’t been on Omegle since I was twelve what’s it like

[paper hull]

gone

[stuck yoke]

Horrible

Idk

[toxic relic]

mistershark post another emote

[paper hull]

it was removed because of pdfs

[stuck yoke]

I never touched omegle

[toxic relic]

mistershark

we need you

[paper hull]

omegle literally deleted itself because of rampant child abuse

[sharp rapids]

Idk everything seems corrupted by evil government entities nowadays

[toxic relic]

mistershark

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-nvm-nvm-hatred-its-game-o-clock-game-o-clock-gif-21772406

[toxic relic]

when the world needed him most he vanished

[stuck yoke]

Yeah

[paper hull]

nice try appears behind u

now taste my steel

[stuck yoke]

So your next best bet is by mixing genre on like Instagram

And friends with the right people

[paper hull]

heh u wudnt get it..

[graceful dust]

are y'all afraid of dropping mentions or just too polite cos idgaf @icy vigil

[paper hull]

no i just hate him

[sharp rapids]

What things are we not allowed to talk about on here btw? I got a 24 hr ban on my first day here because I mentioned a certain persons surname. So I’m afraid of speaking to much about certain things

[toxic relic]

thats cheating

[graceful dust]

lol

[tawdry sparrow]

[toxic relic]

you cant ping someone

[graceful dust]

yeah im a cheater cheater pumpkin eater & i love it

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-gif-5321230380667608340

[stuck yoke]

Politics

[paper hull]

no fun, no gun, no log no dog, no frog no egg no peg

follow these crucial rules

[graceful dust]

i mean basically dont namedrop certain ppl & dont use special formatting

[graceful dust]

hello

[oblique stream]

no mods no rules

just avoid getting automoded

primarily by saying the name of us president

and vp

[paper hull]

oh and absolutely do NOT befriend @plush cobalt this is a very crucial rule

that guy fucking sucks

[oblique stream]

Yeah

[graceful dust]

or saying a card term that happens to be the last name of a us president

[severe agate]

No pegging?

[graceful dust]

i had to appeal that one & they were like 😬 unlucky

[paper hull]

and with a name like omar? who knows what exotic strange place hes from

probably china

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-mod-server-moderator-moderation-gif-9539606765777853978

[sharp rapids]

Okay thanks guys

[toxic relic]

[sharp rapids]

Honestly there’s so much going on in the world it feels like a minefield

[oblique stream]

joebig

[toxic relic]

joebig dick

lmao gottem

[paper hull]

fellas im trying to get more females in the chat cmon

let me form my harem

[rapid hill]

Scotland actually made it through to the World Cup, they beat the qualifiers, unreal

[toxic relic]

[oblique stream]

why we need more females

[toxic relic]

simon long dong

[oblique stream]

we need more men

[toxic relic]

lmao gottem

[graceful dust]

how r there not enuf men

[paper hull]

oh so its ok for u guys to chat about ur dicks all day but the moment i wanna fuck wit the girls its a problem

[severe agate]

Women aren't real

[paper hull]

yeah ok bro

[oblique stream]

I need more men

[graceful dust]

how weak are y'all

[paper hull]

i see how it is

[toxic relic]

peak

[severe agate]

They're government agents sent to distract you

[toxic relic]

they beat denmark yeah?

[rapid hill]

ye

4-2

[toxic relic]

cinema

[rapid hill]

They got a last minute goal from the halfway line

[toxic relic]

i hope they drink through the days

[toxic relic]

mustve felt like a movie

[rapid hill]

honestly

[toxic relic]

i didnt watch it but i saw the highlights

[graceful dust]

bring back cambrie honestly shes never on when im on

[rapid hill]

I’m not even Scottish and i was so happy for em

[sharp rapids]

Do you guys have a group chat you can talk with less restrictions or do you guys only chat through here

[toxic relic]

real

hasnt it been like 30 years haha

[graceful dust]

i dm ppl once in a blue moon

[toxic relic]

im glad they got there again

[rapid hill]

Give or take

[sharp rapids]

I have adhd so I struggle with filtering myself

[rapid hill]

Honestly, well deserved

[toxic relic]

real

they played well from what i saw

at least in the injury time

[paper hull]

ur gonna fit in here perfectly

[rapid hill]

I think it was last World Cup

[paper hull]

now dap me up

[rapid hill]

I wanted china to win

They played so well last time

[toxic relic]

real

[rapid hill]

Shame they didn’t win

[sharp rapids]

lol do I just gotta take the bans on the chin n come back in 24 hrs 🤣

[graceful dust]

maybe so lmao

[toxic relic]

argentina

winning by penalty shoot out is cringe

[oblique stream]

fuck

ive spilled my monster

[graceful dust]

oh is the real word for seggs censored or only when it's followed by the word "mod"

[oblique stream]

[toxic relic]

sex is fine only with the other word

[graceful dust]

ok yeah so dont say that term

sexual game modifications

[toxic relic]

speaking of football the rugby is doing good

that ireland vs nz game was crazy

[sharp rapids]

I can’t send pictures on here do you have to like earn photo sending privilege

[graceful dust]

yea

it's a lvl thing, u have to yap more

lvl 10

[sharp rapids]

Okay thank you

How do I see what level I am

[graceful dust]

uhh /rank i think

[sharp rapids]

Also what is that a newspaper by my name?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/kablaaaaat-mud-soil-gif-8114118

[sharp rapids]

Sorry I am so new this is my first ever discord server

[icy vigil]

unfortunate

[sharp rapids]

lol you guys seem nice xx

So tell me about Omar

[graceful dust]

means u took the roles that ping u for zomboid news

[sharp rapids]

And what does that mean

[toxic relic]

im excited for ireland vs south africa

[graceful dust]

GOTTEM

[toxic relic]

theyve been sweeping

its insane theyve won their past 5 games

them and nz are neck and neck

[graceful dust]

it means u will receive notifications when tis posts to #patchnotes & #blogs_n_teases i think

[toxic relic]

cant wait to see how it pans out

[polar kernel]

stranger things? yea, she aint no stranger to my thing

[sharp rapids]

Oh okay now I think I do recall clicking something

I want a fire axe tho!!!

[graceful dust]

ur yapping... ur on ur way

the fire axe comes from lvls

u get a plunger first i think

[polar kernel]

i really should be more responsible

[toxic relic]

your pink cigar

[sharp rapids]

The other day my wife produced a sledgehammer to smash our old upstairs toilet to make it easier to carry downstairs and I couldn’t help but think about how useful she would be in an apocalypse

[toxic relic]

your meat flute

[polar kernel]

assignment due at 7 and my ass is up at 1 doing it lol

granted its gonna take me a whopping 10 minutes

[toxic relic]

your trouser snake

[graceful dust]

shes a keeper. for practical reasons

[summer kayak]

How do i check my progress in getting embed link perms?

[sharp rapids]

Literally everytime I go anywhere now I’m weighing up how useful the items around me would be for in zomboid

[polar kernel]

i dont know i cant do anything right

[toxic relic]

why does everyone want pictures

[polar kernel]

fuck my stupid chud life

[toxic relic]

just talk

[toxic relic]

go left bro

[summer kayak]

Unfortunately i talk via gifs

[graceful dust]

sometimes when im walking around my apt looking for someth i wish i could keep my inventory open & look at the containers

[toxic relic]

change your ways

keyboard spam user

[polar kernel]

i wanna honkshoo but i need to actually do this assignment booo

[sharp rapids]

Tbf I just wanted to send you pics of my cat

[graceful dust]

but since ive been playing 2hol i also wish i could /find irl

[polar kernel]

good thing its paperwork ive done 1000 times cause ive spent my entire career doing my own supervisors jobs

[summer kayak]

(Insert gif that will show how i feel)

[polar kernel]

[summer kayak]

Life is sad

[toxic relic]

go do it rn bro

[polar kernel]

i love incompetent leaders hip hip hooray

[toxic relic]

stop yapping here

[polar kernel]

i am actively doing it but its so BORING

[summer kayak]

Why can't i yap here?

Is this not the yap channel?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-drive-drive-movie-drive-2011-driver-gif-10382825816416479296

[sharp rapids]

@toxic relic I bought a book on godot for beginners

[toxic relic]

uh cool

[graceful dust]

i need to yap more irl

[polar kernel]

40k sign on for umbrella security im chasing this bag 🤑 easy money!

[graceful dust]

more game nights methinks

[twin bear]

godot is cool but i don't think fart is into godot

[toxic relic]

yeah idk it

you're into it

[twin bear]

Sadly

[polar kernel]

what the fuck is that

[twin bear]

Lma11o

[polar kernel]

what is a godot

[stone meadow]

farting into godot

[toxic relic]

your mom

[sharp rapids]

I hope it was you I was asking about godot to the other day otherwise lol

[graceful dust]

godot?

it's a game engine

[toxic hawk]

Same.bro need that money for the old lady haha. Even promised to double le my salary every year I work there. Easy pie

[toxic relic]

i have no fucking clue mate

[polar kernel]

no idea

[twin bear]

Godot made cruelty squad and road to volstolk

A decent engine

[toxic relic]

ayo

[graceful dust]

webfishing

[toxic relic]

cruelty squad is peak

[last spoke]

Godot is like if Unity didn't have anything that made Unity bad or something

[twin bear]

Fr

[polar kernel]

ill never forgive the devs

they killed the game so bad

[twin bear]

Gdscript ez asf to use as eell

[graceful dust]

idk anything abt webfishing except that it's made in godot sry

[last spoke]

Wait what did webfishing do?

[graceful dust]

it's based on python right

[sharp rapids]

Okay so who here actually knows what godot is so we can be friends

[toxic relic]

cruelty squad so peak i should replay

[graceful dust]

webfishing was made in godot

[toxic relic]

in a month when im back

[polar kernel]

stop updating because they made an insane statement and people were like "woah hey"

[graceful dust]

i know what it is & intend to use it someday but idk how to code

[last spoke]

Yeah but what is chippy boy not forgiving them for

[twin bear]

Godot uses c++ and gdscript

[polar kernel]

not updating

[twin bear]

I haven't tried using other languages

[last spoke]

Does it need updates?

[graceful dust]

what was the statement lol

[polar kernel]

yes it got boring so fast

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ss13-space-station13-tg-station-citadel-skyrat-gif-22344771

[polar kernel]

i am not going to parrot it in this chat lmao

[graceful dust]

oh that bad

[last spoke]

That's because it's a chatroom with a fishing minigame

Not really a game

[toxic relic]

do it chip no balls

[polar kernel]

bummer i thought the fishing was fun

[sharp rapids]

I have limited knowledge of coding but zero game design experience

[graceful dust]

i wanted to try it but ppls interest in it died before i could afford it

[last spoke]

Chip bought the good girl tag and didn't have any other goals

[toxic relic]

its crazy how a game about fishing online had insane devs when cruelty squad is based and sigma

[twin bear]

Play that random fishing game called fishing planet ot wtv

[toxic relic]

this is the metalhead paradox

[polar kernel]

erm actually i used the good boy tag nice try

[last spoke]

I know what you are

[graceful dust]

ive made games in rpgmaker so i spose i cant say 0 game design experience lol but yea the only coding i know is front-end web coding

[toxic relic]

metalhead are nice people pretending to be bad whereas pastel hippy are bad people pretend to be nice

[polar kernel]

i had stink lines and i was the best fishermen this side of the mississippi

[twin bear]

Consumersoft products fr

[last spoke]

I'm pastel and so nice though

[twin bear]

Finnish ppl always making peak bro

[toxic relic]

they made nokia bro

[polar kernel]

modern hippies are so funny cause it was an anti-consumerist concept theyve hijacked and made the most pretentious and consumerist thing imaginable lmao

[twin bear]

Mfers trippin on acid and seeing angels in their sleep i swear

[graceful dust]

i wanna make a tomolife knockoff one of these days but i gotta see what tomoko3 will do

[toxic relic]

ehh hippies have always been trust fund kids but you're right

[polar kernel]

like yea dude youre really in touch with reality spending $2000 for a burning man ticket

[sharp rapids]

Maybe we can work together 😂

[twin bear]

I'm so in touch I only buy the 30 dollar fake meat

Happy meat farms

Bro iust eat tofu

[graceful dust]

limited knowledge of coding 🤝 limited knowledge of game design
together we can get not very far into making a video game

[polar kernel]

soy meat clone slop

eugh

[last spoke]

I'm not a hipster, just tired of enshittification

[toxic relic]

us mre fr

[sharp rapids]

Exactly! Think of all the games we won’t make

[polar kernel]

its somehow more ethical to just eat roadkill atp

[toxic relic]

that soy beef jerky

[graceful dust]

i can see them now

[twin bear]

I used to make rpg maker games

[polar kernel]

im fent leaning outside whole foods to scare the vegans away

[sharp rapids]

We will never play them

[toxic relic]

thats vacuumed so tight it looks like those bricks of garbage in cartoon

[twin bear]

Succed wrapper foods

[toxic relic]

you're a closeted geek bro

[sharp rapids]

I am a vegan

[toxic relic]

me too

and my partner

[twin bear]

Hey i was making rts style games in it with random jpegs

[polar kernel]

i think the pretend meat is silly cause it sucks and tastes abysmal

[twin bear]

But yes

[polar kernel]

like atp ur coping so hard

[twin bear]

So many better alternatives

[polar kernel]

do i understand veganism? yea absolutely

[sharp rapids]

I will not deny it

[toxic relic]

i dont like the faux meat because i dont want to eat meat

[polar kernel]

but the fake slop meat is so nasty man

[toxic relic]

why would i eat something that looks like meat

if i dont want to eat meat

[polar kernel]

exactly

[toxic relic]

[last spoke]

Hey chip chip chip chip

[polar kernel]

yea

[last spoke]

Have you ever had a pain hamburger mre?

[twin bear]

Vegans when the food resembles animal cruelty

But it's ok cuz it's fake

[toxic relic]

yeah nah im not about that

i dont want the meat thats the point

[last spoke]

One of my friends is vegetarian but enjoys the impossible hamburger

[toxic relic]

but i dont eat western food so i dont need the faux meat lmao

[polar kernel]

any mre with "burger" in the name gave me insane stomachaches

[twin bear]

I'd rather stick sone tufo in pasta

[toxic relic]

tofu is peak

i think a lot of people dunno how to cook it lol

shrimply asian

[sharp rapids]

I just love soups

[polar kernel]

soup is peak food

[toxic relic]

a propah curry

[twin bear]

I eat almost all foods

Yeah that bun is dust

[toxic relic]

you ever had kebab

[polar kernel]

reheating is easy, you can make a fuckload, theres so many ways to do it, and its very easy

[toxic relic]

you can freeze the soup too

[polar kernel]

PAIN

[twin bear]

Me? Kebab?

[toxic relic]

yes

[twin bear]

Once

[toxic relic]

cinema

[polar kernel]

never had canadian MREs

[toxic relic]

canadian mres suck

ive had a few

[twin bear]

It's smth I wish more ppl made around here

[polar kernel]

ive had australian and japanese

thats it

[toxic relic]

the best thing about the canada ones is the peanut butter

[twin bear]

The peanut butter in mres is smth I've always liked

Idk wut it is abt it

[toxic relic]

a perfectly smooth sweet goop

[sharp rapids]

I was friends with an Indian lad in junior school and had dinner at his house and had the best kebabs of my life (this was before I was vegan)

[paper hull]

oh my god shes vegan too

[polar kernel]

aussie ones are very very similar to US ones

[twin bear]

Exactly and it's gonna give me huge hardened turds

[paper hull]

yeah were gonna get along great

[polar kernel]

japanese ones lowkey kinda smack

[toxic relic]

hahah yeah mate you should check out falafel kebab its fucking great

[polar kernel]

but its also like a VERY limited and repetitive choice

[sharp rapids]

Can I stand by you if I get scared

[twin bear]

Does it have rice

[paper hull]

I am an immovable wall, watch me lightning rod every troll that comes our way

[twin bear]

I presume it's similar to south korean ones

[toxic relic]

your turds already shoot out like you're laying brown bricks

[polar kernel]

yeah a lot lol

[toxic relic]

how much does it hurt to shit

[twin bear]

I'm a real one it don't hurt anymore

[toxic relic]

dudes trained

[polar kernel]

the one i had was like, a bunch of rice, some dried seaweed, and mysterious yet definitely real fish in some kinda sauce

[paper hull]

hey cool chip what ever happened to regular chip

[twin bear]

Rice is so good

[polar kernel]

dead

[paper hull]

did u consume him

good lad

u did well

[toxic relic]

what kind of rice

that solid brick of sticky rice

[polar kernel]

white rice is so goated for filler

[twin bear]

Jasmine is smth i eat alot

[toxic relic]

or loose rice

[paper hull]

ok lads

post ur bag of rice rn

whos got the best rice

[polar kernel]

in a brick but once u heat it up it broke apart easy

[toxic relic]

🤔

interesting

[twin bear]

If u can't pick up the rice with ur chop sticks it ain't for me

[sharp rapids]

I quite like brown rice the most I think

[toxic relic]

must be short grain white rice

[polar kernel]

it was my fault

[toxic relic]

basmati

so peak

curry rice is what that is

[polar kernel]

i thought it would be too dry i did add a little splash of water when i had it

[twin bear]

Oh word

[toxic relic]

green dragon haha

[twin bear]

Imported brand

[paper hull]

i loveeeee this shit bro

i cook it in this forbidden chinese rick cooker i pulled from a burnt down chinese place

[twin bear]

Triple A rice

[toxic relic]

thats jasmine rice

hom mali

[paper hull]

this shit like from another dimension

[twin bear]

Its older than roblox

[sharp rapids]

Which setting do you use

Or do you just turn it on and hope for the best

[toxic relic]

depends on the scoop number no?

[paper hull]

bottom right it auto cooks

40 min cook time

[toxic relic]

coward

[paper hull]

i can read chinese so

[sharp rapids]

Thank god we are lazy in every language

[sharp rapids]

Oh that’s cool I cannot

[toxic relic]

the only way to make rice is in an old pot thats got layers of food burnt into it

[twin bear]

I thought measuring rice was the right way

[toxic relic]

👴

[twin bear]

And washing it

[paper hull]

i have the reading grade of a chinese 8 year old

[sharp rapids]

So very good then

[toxic relic]

then you eat the burnt rice at the bottom

[twin bear]

Burned? U mean crispy hehe

[toxic relic]

yeah whatever

[twin bear]

Ts too good

[toxic relic]

turns into a golden plate

[twin bear]

The crispy rice is the best part

[twin bear]

I used too overcook my rice a bit

[sharp rapids]

I can speak a bit of welsh… a bit of German and French and like a couple words in Russian cz I lived with one for a few years

[twin bear]

Lmao real

[toxic relic]

are you welsh

[paper hull]

gaelic eh?

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

That's so accurate 😭 basically a rice plate

[toxic relic]

yessir

we call it a golden plate

or sun plate

[sharp rapids]

I am English but I spent most of my life in Wales and I recently moved to Seattle

[toxic relic]

damn

[paper hull]

i lived in wales for a while with my ex

beautiful place

shit people

[twin bear]

Why did u move to the US

[toxic relic]

i was about to pull the wyt ti’n iawn

[twin bear]

Just why

[paper hull]

cuz the uk is a shit hole dude

its a sinking ship

[toxic relic]

so is the usa

[twin bear]

Anywhere but the us

[paper hull]

yeah but at least the US has inland

[toxic relic]

its like that scene in shrek 2 where they run from 1 starbucks to another

[sharp rapids]

I moved here cz I got married

[paper hull]

damn there goes my dreams

im kidding

[toxic relic]

arent you married

[sharp rapids]

Let’s make a polycule

[twin bear]

True if u move away from the cities it's pretty tame its just the laws suck

[paper hull]

ill do the heavy lifting

[toxic relic]

lesbians

[twin bear]

I don't like how vehicle heavy it all is

[paper hull]

u should see me at the lesbian bar dude

[toxic relic]

real

[paper hull]

im very popular

[toxic relic]

fair dude

[toxic relic]

im sure

[paper hull]

the bouncer calls me blues clues 🥺

[sharp rapids]

I bet you get all the Fanny

[paper hull]

I crush it

[twin bear]

We never gonna fix our powergrid either literally dying constantly

[sharp rapids]

Sounds painful

[twin bear]

Flint has it bad

[paper hull]

no pain no gain

[toxic relic]

loadshedding

just like south africa

shedding my load amiright guys

[twin bear]

Brownouts during clear weather

Yeah totally not our fault

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

brownout

[twin bear]

A silly term 😭

Blackouts sure

[toxic relic]

christ, bro, i wouldnt go in there for an hour, i dropped a heavy payload, a fucking brownout in there brother

[twin bear]

Reported for dooty

And met the call

[toxic relic]

met the call...of dooty

[paper hull]

sir

[toxic relic]

yeah

[paper hull]

i hads shitsted myself

[toxic relic]

break it down for me soldier

[twin bear]

Shitsing sounds like a car for some reason

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/bGkV8.gif

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-twerk-soldier-ass-shaking-ass-gif-26719638

[paper hull]

damn lil fella can work it

go lil guy fuck it upppp

[toxic relic]

ford shitsing 240

[sharp rapids]

I am bout to go to bed I hope you all have a nice time yapping I will speak soon 💕

[twin bear]

Insert thank you thank you thank you

[paper hull]

sleep well friend

and dont get stung by bees

[sharp rapids]

Thank you for your warm embrace into this beautiful chat

[toxic relic]

damn

its just discord bro

[twin bear]

I want a cruelty squad graphic novel or comic alrdy

Dammit

[toxic relic]

cruelty squad peak

[sharp rapids]

I just have a lot of feelings

[twin bear]

I'd read those all day

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cruelty-squad-gif-22461848

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-11090361031136514837

Real

[toxic relic]

i never have feelings i just get a heart attack every 3 years

[sharp rapids]

Honestly that’s probably better

[toxic relic]

lmao

[twin bear]

The lion doesn't ignore the chest pains

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

the lion has a pacemaker

[twin bear]

Been awhile since I've seen one of those

Not since my uncle

[toxic relic]

theyre cool

you can twist the wires

and fuck up your heart

[twin bear]

Pretty sick technology honestly

[toxic relic]

thats crazy

[toxic relic]

agreed

[twin bear]

Jesus

[toxic relic]

wait one sec bro i gotta overclock my heart

gotta get the fast mhz

[twin bear]

Gotta feel smth 🗣️

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-statham-electric-shock-battery-charge-battery-jump-i-need-more-power-gif-24110878

[paper hull]

man fast and furious got weird

[toxic relic]

thats not fast and furious

crank: high voltage

crank on dis dick

[paper hull]

ik i was fuckin with u

remember when they have to bone in the stret

good time

[toxic relic]

stret real

[paper hull]

didnt he replace hes heart in the sequel as well or some shit

[toxic relic]

🤔

[paper hull]

yeah i think he did

[toxic relic]

they replace it with a fake one

[paper hull]

yeahhhhh

[toxic relic]

thats why he needs to juice it up

[paper hull]

damn idk how the fuck i remembered that

[toxic relic]

we always remember cinema

[paper hull]

this is gonna sound sad af but when i was homeless i used to watch movies through another window across the street cuz they always had subtitles on

and thats how i watched crank 2

[toxic relic]

thats sick

[graceful dust]

very sad. & resourceful

[toxic relic]

shout out to bro you decided to share peak with the world

[paper hull]

by the end im pretty sure he knew

he didnt mind tho

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/crank-jasonstatham-statham-gif-20775047

[paper hull]

fuck sake

these movies were hilarious

[toxic relic]

you should rewatch

nostalgia

[twin bear]

Oh hell nah crank

[toxic relic]

crank dis

[paper hull]

i rewatched transporter recently

[twin bear]

Watched tf outta that

[paper hull]

it still holds up

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[paper hull]

the rest suck ass

first is great

[toxic relic]

jason statham is such a lad

he looks like a guy you see at the pub at 3pm

[paper hull]

hes very hit and miss when he is serious he sucks ass

[twin bear]

I think he's kinda handsome

[paper hull]

when he gets to be funny

he really peaks

when he has to be american serious hes lame

when he has to be british serious

hes cool

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic relic]

lmaoo

[twin bear]

Did anyone here watch hardcore Henry i never did

[toxic relic]

dudes got a thing for barry

[twin bear]

And if so is it good

[paper hull]

nah i passed on that

[toxic relic]

eh

[twin bear]

It seems edgy

[toxic relic]

its ok if you like watching cod cutscenes

[paper hull]

it looked too edgy 5 me

[twin bear]

Yeah I'm good lmao

[paper hull]

and im a literal edgelord

[twin bear]

First person view is cool and all but yeah nah cod ahh

[toxic relic]

lord of deez

[toxic relic]

yeah its very uhh youtube "NERF BATTLE VIDEO GAME POV"

[twin bear]

Lmao nerf battles

[paper hull]

there are some things as a video game collector i deem so edgy i destroy rather than preserve them

[toxic relic]

it just feels like an extended video game cutscene

[toxic relic]

would bro play fatal

[twin bear]

Yeah it doesn't seem to rly give anything but Micheal bay action and fps cutscenes

[paper hull]

theres an active movement going on atm in the retro scene where squeare is contacting people who own PS2 dev kits as the FFXI servers still run on them, they need these kits to maintain these servers and there last backup just died so they have ONE working dev kit left

[toxic relic]

whats the circumference and depth of your characters anus

and does he know force fart

[vapid ore]

Chat how do I build metal working

[burnt kite]

its so fucking cold inside

[twin bear]

Let the fire inside burn brighter than the cold around u

[toxic relic]

northern hemisphere chud

vs southern hemisphere chad

[graceful dust]

whatt

[paper hull]

if they cant find one the servers may have to shut down

[young kelp]

torch + anything that you might think is metal and needs the torch

carry a propane tank with you

the torch ain't got much capacity

[graceful dust]

im gonna spread the word...

[vapid ore]

Is metal work level 6 hard to get

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=96&animated=true

[vapid ore]

I have a mod that lets you build graege doors and im tryna put a door on the entrance to my town

[young kelp]

it'll take a lot of time

[graceful dust]

oh jeez i ragequit fo1 cos i did a difficult encounter rly well & then it crashed when i went to heal up. so i have to goback to that

& im playing with jinxed

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292077547030315011/1375376917946962011/7320831648431688416.gif

[young kelp]

unless you have a place with tons of like shelves? I forgot which item gave the most xp I think fridges

[graceful dust]

so going that well wont happen again

[young kelp]

could be done within 1 in-game week

• books and fast learner

[graceful dust]

ian is gonna break his gun & his backup gun & his backup backup gun

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/flashgitz-be-positive-space-king-space-king-flashgitz-space-king-b-positive-gif-4911992525306862250

[graceful dust]

i fucking hate it here

[twin bear]

He wasn't even phased

[twin bear]

What segment u on

[toxic relic]

holy shit

[oblique stream]

Yeah dont

[burnt kite]

took it like a champ

[twin bear]

Whole ass trend abt these

[burnt kite]

really?

[twin bear]

My god this is uncanny

[toxic relic]

scav are people really concerned about video game politics

[twin bear]

Yes bro...

[toxic relic]

"i dont support legion"

[twin bear]

It's that bad dude.

[toxic relic]

they should focus that energy on real world politic

[twin bear]

Fallout players will ride ur dick if u even say u fw enclave or legion even for armor

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Clown got it ez

Everyone loves josh in the fandom

[oblique stream]

Legion is ass

[twin bear]

Fr tho

[burnt kite]

man i hate politics, i want to relax in my favorite videogame series — Metal Gear Solid

[toxic relic]

the fandom

[oblique stream]

Cesar dies 9/10 endings

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Is a prison

[oblique stream]

Cesar ceases

[twin bear]

All valid ones

[toxic relic]

man im tired of politics, im gonna play hoi4

[oblique stream]

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Watch I'll get someone here eventually with this pfp bro 😭

Even with the bio lmao

[toxic relic]

its video game

[twin bear]

That's what im sayin

Why picks sides like it's American politics

[toxic relic]

its video game