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#general_chat
paper hull
leagues new aram is so fun
icy vigil
paper hull
i wanna hurry up and die on runescape so i can go play it
vital marten
League of Legends?
paper hull
aye
paper hull
league is the perfect tool to upset people with my weird off meta
its rage bait the game
and i love it
toxic relic
👍
vital marten
league can be fun if you mute pings and chat
League can be fun if you take out the team play elements is what I hear
tiny pecan
when multiplayer
toxic relic
if people keep saying "league can be fun if" maybe league isnt fun
vital marten
Multiplayer game without the multiplayer 🥀
toxic relic
pensive emote
paper hull
i just play fat tanks while making monkey noises and fucking with people
vital marten
when multiplayer
You know what, I think I’ll release it today
paper hull
as the foundin fathers intended
toxic relic
vital marten
Yes that’s right. I am, in fact, an undercover pie
dull charm
Salut, si ya des français qui aimerait faire un ptit truc en survie coop venez me mp
neon bramble
i just play fat tanks while making monkey noises and fucking with people
do you start surrender votes when you're winning
paper hull
non
toxic relic
Salut, si ya des français qui aimerait faire un ptit truc en survie coop venez m...
@toxic hawk
paper hull
do you start surrender votes when you're winning
i play till the end always cuz i have the patience of a 1000 year old chinese sentinel
quasi slate
neon bramble
LMAO
my friends have never forgiven me for it to this day
but it's not my fault they're illiterate
onyx igloo
i bought misery full game is very cool
candid patio
This old lady who barely spoke English just told me "you hava nice face."
And then she went on to say she has been married for 50 years to an ugly mean man
onyx igloo
where was she from
candid patio
And I was at work so I didn't really know what to say
candid patio
where was she from
Probably Mexico but maybe another Latin American country
sacred schooner
if people keep saying "league can be fun if" maybe league isnt fun
if it was solo, then parhaps I'd be interested
there's no skill issue if the only one playing is me
sacred schooner
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<#1019725562337579028>
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👍
awww, look at you reading french
rain mango
hey guys
i have a question
is anybody, regardless of their actions or their past, worthy of redemption, so long as they are willing to put in the effort and follow the path to reach it
onyx igloo
for the most part
neat moat
depends on whay they did I guess
but I am not a believer in infinint punishment or retributive actions so
rain mango
depends on whay they did I guess
i just said "regardless of their actions"
toxic relic
awww, look at you reading french
i know enough
neat moat
i just said "regardless of their actions"
and I say it depends
toxic relic
the only french i know is how to ask for a cigarette and a lighter, as well as a few regional variations for fuck off
neat moat
you cant blanket statement something so nuanced
toxic relic
hidden spruce
do you know who ate all the dounts
neat moat
muffled not me
quasi slate
hidden spruce
@livid notch the Chimera=kisser is horror
bronze moat
Stramilkerry
loud pumice
Strawberry nesquik was the bomb
My favorite bring the squeeze gel, but the powder was good too. So good, it made every glass of milk taste like a milkshake.
Haven't had it for 18yrs now. I need some more chemicals in my system
hardy muralBOT
paper hull
Debating on the shawarma forehead chrome insert or the rotisserie chicken abs
Thoughts
stiff geyser
Minecraft with shaders 
quasi slate
and 190 mods
paper hull
Who's up for watching goon with me
Then perhaps we can follow it up with the classic sequel goon 2
Or as I like to call it go2n
simple bear
spring crater
sacred schooner
the only french i know is how to ask for a cigarette and a lighter, as well as ...
I can teach you a polite way to say fuck off in quebec french
va peter dans les fleurs
go fart in the flowers would be the translation (but best understood as an idiomatic sentence)
sacred schooner
Stramilkerry
looks nice, but it's not canadian milk now is it?
stiff geyser
go fart in the flowers would be the translation (but best understood as an idiom...
I love translating idioms literally
sacred schooner
burnt kite
grim tangle
dude i wish the dev team would give us at least a rough estimate of when b42 is coming out, like is it gonna be 4 more years? a few months? Any indication would be really nice
real wind
Don't trust anyone who says "it's like vampire survivors" or "it's a balatro ripoff"
buoyant wadi
Chat this is absolutely crazy
he cant park there
young kelp
dude i wish the dev team would give us at least a rough estimate of when b42 is ...
thats the joke
it hasn't even been a year yet
humble kayak
dude i wish the dev team would give us at least a rough estimate of when b42 is ...
528 days
onyx igloo
remove 5 add later to the end of the sentence
young kelp
this December again we will finally get unstable b42 multiplayer
young kelp
skibi-ji
thin wedge
it hasn't even been a year yet
indeed
newgen are pull their hair out while the rest of us remember the bleak quiet of 3D update
bronze moat
Vodka Thursday!
bronze moat
looks nice, *but it's not canadian milk now is it?*
They have milk in Canada now?!?!?.
Man…. I wonder if they have television yet
sacred schooner
They have milk in Canada now?!?!?.
Man…. I wonder if they have television yet
kids nowaday don't even own televisions
vital marten
Vodka Thursday!
Fourth favorite? Are you winning Dave?
neon bramble
does anyone have the b42 mp copypasta
harsh vault
am listening to more international music
i fuck with african music so hard
sudanese know what they doing
onyx igloo
i bought the new misery game on release
harsh vault
MISERY IS OUT?
onyx igloo
i keep shitting on the floor
harsh vault
OH SHIT
last spoke
Aaaeugheewblllblehhh
My head is fine but it feels like someone stole my skeleton then put each bone back upside down
harsh vault
I NEED MISERY SO BADLY
onyx igloo
ive learned if i ever need to fight i can just use my forehead
harsh vault
1984
onyx igloo
mods make them place 4 rods in the nuclear reactor barehanded
tall glen
I am heating up cabbage soup
harsh vault
ewww
last spoke
There was a lettuce shortage in Australia a couple years back so fast food joints used cabbage as a substitute for a whole and literally nobody cared
onyx igloo
the scenery in MISERY is nuts
bronze moat
Fourth favorite? Are you winning Dave?
She’s just a 3 star. But I have a full squad of 3 star, B ranks.
I place in the top 5% of most events tho!
Eventually will get A and S tier, but i am free to play
rare torrent
Why is the server almost only veterans now? Like only 1 in 8 people are not veteran rank
last spoke
There are 46 vets online and 42 THOUSAND non vets
The question you're really asking is "Why - of everyone that chats all the time - are most of them veterans?"
And well, the answer gets pretty clear
rare torrent
The question you're really asking is "Why - of everyone that chats all the time ...
Cause just a year ago it was only an occasional veteran in an active chat.
Now its only people who have been here a long time.
last spoke
Well, what happened roughly a year ago?
rare torrent
So youre saying b42 pushed everyone away?
onyx igloo
riddle me this captain
who wears a striped shirt and just injected everyone with husk eggs?
rare torrent
If my schooling doesnt make me an alcoholic this chat will 😭
last spoke
So youre saying b42 pushed everyone away?
No, I'm saying the kicked up news cycle and the feeling of an inevitable launch into betas would have drawn a lot of people in
Some stuck around
Others didn't
And from there, you set up my first scenario again
rare torrent
That 46 people somehow outtalk 42k people?
tall glen
whats going on
rare torrent
Something stupid i only brought up innactive newer server members out of surprise
tall glen
I burps
karmic jetty
paper hull
popo
tall glen
is waiting for the new peacemaker
karmic jetty
is waiting for the new peacemaker
what are u talking about
it already ended weeks ago
raven crane
paper hull
hong bao na lai
stiff geyser
white obsidian
Where's push it to the limit?
whats this song?? Wheres the song I like???
exotic stone
dude i wish the dev team would give us at least a rough estimate of when b42 is ...
any guess would be really rough so it's risking pissing off their fans for no reason
white obsidian
dude i wish the dev team would give us at least a rough estimate of when b42 is ...
no
onyx igloo
The scene at 0:35 killed me for some reason
onyx igloo
thanks
white obsidian
no
onyx igloo
sean is dead
i am not deaf
tall glen
white obsidian
i am not deaf
wrong one
onyx igloo
what
sacred schooner
there's is only one thing I connect this song with and it's Jin-Roh : wolf brigade https://youtu.be/khchqRIPN4U?si=QXB8JuLL8x0mKrxv
white obsidian
tall glen
kot
onyx igloo
stop fat reacting me
white obsidian
how the fuck does anyone ever reach like vet in this server
karmic jetty
white obsidian
im too employed
karmic jetty
consistency
onyx igloo
white obsidian
consistency
ive been here for like 2 years saying shit my friend
3
idk
something like that
karmic jetty
no ive never seen u in my loife
white obsidian
no ive never seen u in my loife
youve seen me you KNOW you have
tall glen
sean has existed from the dawn of time
karmic jetty
youve seen me you KNOW you have
nu uh
tall glen
clouds is actually not a cloud
karmic jetty
a veil between us
sacred schooner
i have been here for only like a year
onyx igloo
sean has existed from the dawn of time
so does that make fartass the creator of the universe
sacred schooner
it's been 9 years
tall glen
he pooped it out
karmic jetty
new chiikawa episode
onyx igloo
who
onyx igloo
subscription
tall glen
theres an idea
tall glen
a custom car racing game, thats free, but contains pidgeons that shit on your car
sacred schooner
pooping digital poops on my digital car
white obsidian
right after a poop
tall glen
the subscription service has no poops
white obsidian
hey that poop is shaped like a deer
sacred schooner
hey that bump, is shaped like a toilet
tall glen
Boob, every letter in the word looks like a boob
white obsidian
Boob, every letter in the word looks like a boob
i love those
sacred schooner
little do you know, I filled up on poop
tall glen
what if I took a nap
sacred schooner
I only see tiny clocks though
tall glen
something something, average clock size is good enough
sacred schooner
bring in the electron microscope
heavy ivy
send these to xal's house
floral fiber
onyx igloo
my orange cat turned into a wig
fossil drift
Hey gamers is there a good server that wiped recently that y’all recommend?
onyx igloo
i looked like i had a big ginger afro
ivory grail
https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-zzz-miyabi-zzz-miyabi-melon-run-melon-run-gif-2244...
HEY YOU THAT THE GUY THAT KILL MY CHICKEN WHILE SAVING THE VILLAGE KILL THAT FOOL
queen swallow
how are we party people
ivory grail
not very party like at the moment
sacred schooner
YO
languid meadow
what party
candid patio
2nd fall semester started on Monday
its all online
I didn't bother to check anything until today
first week assignments for both classes are due today lol
queen swallow
i got muted in deadline server
12 hours
im trying to figure out why
no one will give me a reason
last spoke
Wha'cha want us to do 'bout it?
ivory grail
I don't wanna work tomorrow
ivory grail
Wha'cha want us to do 'bout it?
he wants us to make out with him duh
last spoke
Taken, sorry
onyx igloo
babushka
last spoke
@neat moat get in here
ivory grail
100% unanimously
last spoke
100% unanimously
That's what unanimous means
ivory grail
100,000 voted and all chose gurt can't say who because it was anonymous
ivory grail
That's what unanimous means
yeah it took me a second I haven't been sleep well
last spoke
You're needed
neat moat
he wants us to make out with him duh
I say sleepy should
they have thay twinkness to them
soft hands brother
last spoke
I say sleepy should
We already held a vote
neat moat
my boney ass knee
throw it back
throw what though?
for there is nothing to throw
🫵 👁 👁
neat moat
You'd have to pay me 40 to even look at you boo
last spoke
I hate having a moderate level of tech literacy
neat moat
do you want more or less
last spoke
Because I can do stuff like turn a router off and back on or navigate my terminal with a rudimentary level of confidence
But to people that don't know anything, that means I'm a total tech wiz and can help them with every problem they may have with a computer
karmic jetty
real
neat moat
zo dont even know what a modum is
last spoke
Neither do you apparently
neon bramble
being an actual wiz means they will look to you for more help
last spoke
being an actual wiz means they will look to you for more help
Yeah but I'd be able to help
neon bramble
thinking about it
saves you the effort of learning on the fly
which is usually the most time consuming part of being moderately competent
ivory grail
exactly gurt was right
karmic jetty
sharkbait is never right
swift badger
Hello, could someone help me with an issue involving the Britas mod? My weapons are invisible and have a "?" symbol. Does anyone know what this could be?
karmic jetty
wheres ur pizzaria
swift badger
wheres ur pizzaria
In Rosewood
last spoke
Hello, could someone help me with an issue involving the Britas mod? My weapons ...
Something something arsenal gunfighters I think
Uhh #mod_support
swift badger
Something something arsenal gunfighters I think
Okay, thanks sir.
swift badger
use honorifics at me specifically lord
Alright Mr🫡
last spoke
Case in point
karmic jetty
!!!
neat moat
erm im actually certified <:CatUhm:1211363392225288343>
a certified FREAK
7 days a week
wet as p-
neon bramble
moment
rain mango
someone here is below 4'11
i have a sixth sense for knowing when a short person lurks
onyx igloo
gritty drift
neat moat
i have a sixth sense for knowing when a short person lurks
thats you
rain mango
NO
karmic jetty
toxic hawk
thin wedge
onyx igloo
what is a fem
thin wedge
what is a fem<:panic:721361533623599174>
females but scary
bronze moat
Hello, could someone help me with an issue involving the Britas mod? My weapons ...
“?” = missing texture.
In the game world, its like a missing bush, or shrub or garbage can or whatever.
Inside inventory it just means the icon for “gun” or “leg armor” is missing.
Otherwise items work just fine. Just without the cute tiny gun icon in your inventory
exotic stone
new gengar
thin wedge
which most are
onyx igloo
females but scary
so women
exotic stone
(mine)
tall glen
I has ice cream
quaint mortar
I cannot look at this chanlt anymore bcs I get a heart attack every time censor that word
bronze moat
what is a fem<:panic:721361533623599174>
Fem = receiver of headpats
tall glen
its hagen daz, so its close enough
onyx igloo
I'm sleepy **look at camera** should I sleep?
Like those point and click games
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/wisp-kitten-rags-to-riches-animal-rescue-stinky-silly-gif...
No sleep. Only zomboid
ivory grail
Subscribele for more sleepless night and then lobotomized counting control substances
thin wedge
indeed like those point n click adevntyres
ivory grail
Like those point and click games
I was thinking more of a shitty youtuber like for children
Or like Dora
Alright i'm closing the fleshy lids goodnight
livid notch
<@1007227393028665375> the Chimera=kisser is horror
Mfs still one shot when I wear a exo-suit
fair mica
.
Every time I come into this chat it’s always something crazy I see pop up on the screen
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/wisp-kitten-rags-to-riches-animal-rescue-stinky-silly-gif...
why you so ugly
toxic hawk
Mfs still one shot when I wear a exo-suit
I may have made certain decisions
That caused me to kill maiko with a shotgun blast to the chest
livid notch
You could have knocked her out to not piss of Judy
But I can agree killing maiko is very tempting
frail shadow
why you so ugly
what the fuck
toxic hawk
I am fishing RIGHT NOW
You honestly sound like an interesting person to talk to
and i would love to have a zomboid session with you, ambiguous amphibian
toxic hawk
You could have knocked her out to not piss of Judy
I see red square on head
I obliterate
tall glen
and i would love to have a zomboid session with you, ambiguous amphibian
if only I had a smooth refined accent
then I could retire and just stream
toxic hawk
if only I had a smooth refined accent
We can just stream together and my horribly obvious accetn will make yours shine better
radiant lake
!rank
prime thornBOT
!rank
Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid
prime thornBOT
Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid
radiant lake
weong command
radiant lake
livid notch
I see red square on head
Guess what I did
Bought ps plus and now demon souls gaming
It's so peak
hardy muralBOT
tall glen
hey light
funny story
I've havent had my ps4 turned on in like 9 years
realized I've been paying for ps+ this entire time
onyx yarrow
neon bramble
I dont know it wouldnt be even about the money anymore
tall glen
they are pretty stealthy about it
neon bramble
burn down sony for scamming you
tall glen
they make like millions a year on cancelled accounts
they will win the lawsuit
then they'll charge me more
daring musk
guys would it be contradictory for someone whos taken a dive off the deep end because of a series of misfortunes causing him to feel wearied of life but can still reason with himself be contrary to his personal duty to himself to take his own life if he believes that shortening his life would improve his life if living longer would bring more despair than satisfaction therefore taking his life improves it?
just a question
shy sage
He wants to commit because he's unlucky
tall glen
deadass?
shy sage
At least I think 
tall glen
on god
daring musk
john pork commits goonicide because diddyblud jones caused him to think that hes not sigma, but john pork questions whether or not its peak to commit goonicide to make his life peak or if its against his duty to himself?
tall glen
I was born in the 1900's I dont understand
daring musk
A man reduced to despair by a series of misfortunes feels wearied of life, but is still so far in
possession of his reason that he can ask himself whether it would not be contrary to his duty to himself
to take his own life. Now he inquires whether the maxim of his action could become a universal law of
nature. His maxim is: “From self-love I adopt it as a principle to shorten my life when its longer duration
is likely to bring more evil than satisfaction.” It is asked then simply whether this principle founded on self-love can become a universal law of nature. Now we see at once that a system of nature of which it
should be a law to destroy life by means of the very feeling whose special nature it is to impel to the
improvement of life would contradict itself and, therefore, could not exist as a system of nature; hence
that maxim cannot possibly exist as a universal law of nature and, consequently, would be wholly inconsistent with the supreme principle of all duty.
that one work?
im asking for a friend
livid notch
realized I've been paying for ps+ this entire time
shy sage
bro what 
daring musk
please help
tall glen
also comcast has been charging me 150 dollars a month for internet
so the sony thing is small fry
I really need to find a good priced unlimited data 5g plan
then just get a 5g modem
heavy ivy
ISPs are such an aggravating thing because like if its wifi thats the problem unless you are willing to move youre likely screwed
neon bramble
do you not have competing ISPs
thats fucked
my hometown in bumfuck nowhere had the choice of three
granted, two of them suck and have poor coverage but the threat of them shaping up exists
heavy ivy
do you not have competing ISPs
its so fucked we have two options in the entire town and both of them only have partial coverage of town sob
rapid moth
Ijust beat the walking dead saints and sinners
I feel really lonely now
I spared casey and he just LEFT ME
Gunned down an entire factions worth of people just to end up alone
karmic jetty
new nilered video
tall glen
zozo is brilliant I forgot he existed
pfft
liquid nitrogen
call me when you make liquid helium
karmic jetty
young kelp
Solid pure oxygen when
tall glen
but what about doughnuts
toxic relic
nuts
tall glen
donaghts
toxic relic
doanaughts
tall glen
toxic relic
you and gurt have similar humour
last spoke
Valve makes knives affordable
Millions dead
Not millions but definitely like probably thousands
neon bramble
last spoke
Our inventory is down $1200 but watching this unfold is priceless
alpine spade
I wish there could be military cars integrated in b42. It would just make sense with the pz world as it is. Specially around the check points and stuff
neon bramble
neon bramble
Our inventory is down $1200 but watching this unfold is priceless
yeah, kinda what I was thinking. would get more of a kick out of it if I still had my knives lmao
boreal rapids
Waddup
neon bramble
I wish there could be military cars integrated in b42. It would just make sense ...
light and engineering vehicles would be welcome
boreal rapids
Im from Knox county irl :p I found out awhile ago about this game reading gas station reviews lmao
young kelp
PZ is such a memorable game that they named a city irl as knox
boreal rapids
Its actually Mead and Hardin country and Jefferson
tribal rock
Does anyone have a good guide for setting up zombdroid, I don't havea PC and the ones I've seen confuse me or don't explain enough
oblique stream
Our inventory is down $1200 but watching this unfold is priceless
My 5$ blue star tracks
boreal rapids
@tribal rock what I did was I used the presets and you need to find your local ivp4 ip and do (example ip) 1.1.1.1:(insert port) for if you wanna share it in #1019725562337579028 . Im still learning what all effects what but seems like a good starting point. I did the initial infection one.
toxic hawk
~~PZ is such a memorable game that they named a city irl as knox~~
The darkest dungeon
hidden spruce
Mfs still one shot when I wear a exo-suit
Ofc it's chimera
tribal rock
What are the presets
boreal rapids
Changes the multipliers and how many zombies there are
The settings above the presets are for safe houses and such/server stuff
toxic hawk
L1ght there is an imposter @livid notch
boreal rapids
Loll
boreal rapids
No no thats for if u wanna do public in #1019725562337579028
Just was trying to show how to format it
tribal rock
I don't even know where to start lol like I don't have anything downloaded
tribal rock
Sorry bro I was confused
last spoke
That's for setting up a server, I think they just wanna use that mobile compatibility layer
boreal rapids
Its similar to how Minecraft/valheim is just a bit different. @tribal rock it does a lot for you.
livid notch
Ofc it's chimera
Imo tho chimeras are lot easier than pseudogiants
paper hull
Muh ip
neon bramble
they are
just sidestep
pseudogiants have a tighter qte
or need a fair bit of room to prank them
hidden spruce
Pesudogaint got a very damageable spot in their face makes them easy to kill
neon bramble
I was thinking of knoifing them
tribal rock
I still don't know how to set up 😭
last spoke
If you were to try to connect to that IP you'd connect to an address on your own network
tribal rock
Like the actual zombdroid on my phone
last spoke
But yeah I dunno why that guy was giving you network jargon
tribal rock
Lmao
last spoke
Well rn you're in genchat so like don't expect help
tribal rock
Trueee
last spoke
You'd wanna go to #pz_b41_chat or #pz_b42_chat depending on the version you're looking for
tribal rock
Thank you 🙏
toxic hawk
karmic jetty
stone meadow
Imo tho chimeras are lot easier than pseudogiants
we talking stalker og trilogy or 2
livid notch
Og and anomaly
stone meadow
in 2 last i played neither were that hard but the pseudogiant had an insane amount of hp no matter where you shoot it
and I just swapped out my proper mutant killing shotgun secondaey for an smg cause i was using the revolver with a shotgun attachment
spent like 10 mins running around circles in that mission where you run into the pseudogiant filling it with all my ammo
lament nova
hi i have some questions, how do we people find some fun groups or servers to play in?
stone meadow
hi i have some questions, how do we people find some fun groups or servers to pl...
also google project zomboid battlemetrics which ranks servers by activity
hardy muralBOT
You are rank #1,551 at level 9 with 3,997 experience. (153 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 82%
paper hull
in 20 years we will get a worth while server browser
toxic hawk
hi i have some questions, how do we people find some fun groups or servers to pl...
People who play mp are weird
toxic relic
you are your homies
toxic hawk
I am good chooms with my Blood cells ngl
karmic jetty
erm repost
livid notch
you are your homies
I hope not
toxic hawk
erm repost
Erm. No'one asked!!!111ein1!
hardy muralBOT
young kelp
I still don't get how the ultimate form is stronger
is like the regular form has access to clones, unless all clones are severly damaged, they can stay active
karmic jetty
its stronger bcs uhh ermm
toxic hawk
I still don't get how the ultimate form is stronger
Much much much stronger ger sonic waves. Can fly. Better firepower maneuverability
karmic jetty
source? 
toxic hawk
My source is watch the show nerd
toxic hawk
We dont
young kelp
I have a zombie in my cult in Cult of the lamb
it ate Webber
out of all the cultist
it chose the child
karmic jetty
My source is watch the show nerd
i only watch good shows tqvm
shows that arent made to sell toys
toxic hawk
Thank you for informing us you have bad taste. Merch sales have zero effect on a shows quality. Erm
karmic jetty
real
paper hull
shows kinda peak ngl
holyt fuck ive been watching this show called genshiken
omggggg its SO good bro
karmic jetty
ill never forgive the transition of bdaman shooting each other to shooting CANS 
paper hull
holy fuck im in love with this show i cant wait to finish it
karmic jetty
im guessing its about them making a manga
young kelp
stable crater
Hello, I have a question: does anyone of you make mods for Project Zomboid for Paysafecard?
hidden spruce
Strelok i need you to go to chernobyl area and kill 323250923048230 unnamed fanatic
BRO I'M TIRED OF THIS QUESTS
paper hull
Strelok i need you to go to chernobyl area and kill 323250923048230 unnamed fana...
dude thats literally me
what the fuck...
hidden spruce
I guess we are copies of eachothers at this point
paper hull
I wonder when chat chatterson will return
i hear he was on leave after removing someones kidneys
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/cat-eyes-camera-security-nightvision-gif-1273942653309651...
Dum dum
paper hull
eve were u there during the falador masacre
so for referance this bug happened in 2006 i was playing at the time
but i was not there
the world was so overpopulated and worlds had a cap of 2000
the game had 160k active players at the time
meeting anyone who was actually there was very unlikely and people who claim to be so are most likely lying
hidden spruce
i hear he was on leave after removing someones kidneys
they can remove mine lol
karmic jetty
it was 900 ppl at the party right
paper hull
so this bug was triggered by a glitch in the 2006 client
quite literally 1500+ people were in hes player owned instance
strange spruce
welp time to try aneurism IV
paper hull
he booted them all at once and Duriel321 at the time was in the pvp arena
and as he was booted he kept hes pvp flag in the open world
strange spruce
quite literally 1500+ people were in hes player owned instance
bruh wtf i dont even see that many on like world 1 ge
paper hull
now i actually spoke to jagex ash one of the FOUNDERS of runescape about this subject
strange spruce
ash
paper hull
he lives in the same town as me and we reguarly talk about places to eat etc
ive seen him on hes commute to work a few times
hes a lovely guy
anyway
karmic jetty
paper hull
this bug forced a jagex emergency alert
mod ash quite literally had to get out of bed and drive down to jagex HQ at 2am
to personally log on and meet durial321 in game
and boot him offline
karmic jetty
did he keep the blue party hat
karmic jetty
paper hull
andrew gower the creator of runescape was so fucking furious
he left a personal note on hes account
that is there to this day
it reads
"do not unban this account under any circumstances."
karmic jetty
what happens if bro got unbanned 
strange spruce
what happens if bro got unbanned <a:Scared:1091886194771640411>
the entire world fucking ends!!!!
paper hull
he would most likely try to sell hes account
as its one of the most famous accounts in runescape history
he would get offers of up to 100k+
im not joking
its quite literally canonically tied
to runescapes history
its canon
paper hull
its a canon in game event that happened
strange spruce
i forgot which one
karmic jetty
the falador town butcher
strange spruce
but i remember it being referenced
karmic jetty
dishonour!!
karmic jetty
bro is actually evil incarnate
paper hull
the oldschool runescape client was actually meant to be the 2006 client of the game
but the problem was jagex are kind of incompetent devs and didnt archive any working build of the 06 client
strange spruce
i wonder hows mod jed doing nowadays
paper hull
and quite literally NO build of the 06 client exists that was bug free
so they just decided "fuck it uhhh 2007 client"
paper hull
im quite literally a runescape historian i helped archive lost footage and assets for the game
it was a fun hobby i get back into whenever i have the time and feel enticed to
karmic jetty
doin the lords work
paper hull
strange spruce
bruh wtf is this game
karmic jetty
any footage of the massacre
paper hull
any footage of the massacre
yeah theres some online
i have footage of zezima getting married
in game
to hes irl wife
paper hull
any footage of the massacre
this was the OG video
Youll notice player moderators in the chat begging players to bank there items
as they are quite literally powerless to stop duriel
as he has the pvp flag and they do not
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/eve-online-titan-bridge-supercapital-gif-7965172418154687...
Time for cp77
paper hull
meaning he can attack them and they cannot attack back
sour gull
the police watching helplessly as a mass murderer destroys a whole town of innocent civilians
military called
karmic jetty
how can u krill someone that which has no life
floral fiber
Time for cp77
paper hull
about 1 minute after this video is when jagex ash logs in and meets durial at edgeville and he types the words "sadaa" as he fumbled hes keys in panic to type the admin command to boot him
strange spruce
i am so about to get shanked
floral fiber
how can u krill someone that which has no life
with a nuke normally
paper hull
how can u krill someone that which has no life
duriel was technically never killed, when a player is banned there account is put in a purgotory known as the "void" its a endless black jail which you cannot leave
duriels account is technically still sitting there
he simply cannot login
he may be one of the only player id's in existance with an account left in the void due to hes special banning method
it used to be common but its no longer used
sour gull
i am so about to get shanked
bro playing Aneurism
karmic jetty
the void will only strengthen him
strange spruce
bro playing Aneurism
lowkey like the aesthetic
paper hull
toxic hawk
I can't believe my pookie light fell for the chainsaw man propaganda.
paper hull
me and ash reguarly shoot the shit
hes a nice guy and always willing to talk to others
toxic hawk
I love ash. His bleed nukes are amazing in higher level runs
And he armor strippes with his 1
strange spruce
I can't believe my pookie light fell for the chainsaw man propaganda.
one of us one of us
karmic jetty
i gotta watch the reze movie and infinity castle
paper hull
I'm so over chudsaw man
karmic jetty
me when me when chud devil
floral fiber
toxic hawk
one of us one of us
Kid, I will end you
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/horse-gold-ship-gold-ship-horse-goldship-gif-411234978811...
96% breeding success rate btw
strange spruce
millions dead
paper hull
me when me when chud devil
vital marten
karmic jetty
lou tenant
vital marten
Don’t take Xanax
strange spruce
Kid, I will end you
uh huh keep yapping unc
vital marten
You blackout and forget things and do evil
toxic hawk
floral fiber
karmic jetty
very polite
livid notch
Comically large pan
we should bully valve to add it like how badger bullied overkill to add the comically large spoon
toxic hawk
Valve ain't even on anymore
hidden spruce
Valve ain't even on anymore
Valve prime is over once they killed CSGO
toxic hawk
Tf is csgo
floral fiber
Comically large pan
livid notch
I remember
paper hull
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/by0TO7Bjqzo.gif
A e e a e
karmic jetty
oo ii aa
toxic hawk
I like the sound of bells in music
paper hull
imagine showing this interaction to someone on the internet 20 years ago
hidden spruce
toxic hawk
L4d is only good for campaign with friends
hidden spruce
versus is funny with friends
karmic jetty
meowsynth has been around since forever
toxic hawk
Versus is boring
karmic jetty
versus is goated
hidden spruce
i were playing as Special and mfs were 4 and go more hours than me
I killed all of them as a spiter with freakin one spit in dead center
karmic jetty
heck yea
hidden spruce
mfs got raged
karmic jetty
charge em off the window
hidden spruce
I did such thing that my friend kicked me XD
toxic hawk
You are about to become the tank
karmic jetty
tank is lame
hidden spruce
lame if your solo and keep rushing
toxic hawk
Tank is always an adrenaline rush
hidden spruce
just keep throwing rocks while others attacks
karmic jetty
doing a wombo is always so good
hidden spruce
Bhopping tank would go crazy
karmic jetty
erm i patented it
hidden spruce
2 achivements i'm proud to get
karmic jetty
witch is ez clap with auto shotty
hidden spruce
good guy nick is easy if you got some free week players
hidden spruce
witch is ez clap with auto shotty
I'm anti-Jockey evil player
karmic jetty
jockey into spit into hunter
aka the we hate u specifically wombo
maybe we should do another versus sesh
is been 500 yrs since the last one
quasi slate
strange spruce
is true tbh
vital marten
My younger self would never believe you
livid notch
is true tbh
I technically ended a friendship by speedrunning in l4d2
vital marten
I technically ended a friendship by speedrunning in l4d2
Sounds like the whole friendship was on thin ice to begin with 😭
I like when my bro rushes ahead, makes a fun challenge to catch up
stone meadow
you know, i dont get those movie c
scenes where the character needs to have an emergency operation or something and all they have for anesthetic is spirits
begone
vital marten
Yay murder
stone meadow
like at least let the alcohol work dude
they just drink it and go straight to cutting
quasi slate
Working on my cake day? Ima slack
happy birthday bruv
stone meadow
well if im blasted off half a litre of vodka i may not actually feel it
oh yeah happy birthday
vital marten
Thanks
vital marten
well if im blasted off half a litre of vodka i may not actually feel it
I’ll have to test this
vital marten
stone meadow
I’ll have to test this
and if you get blackout you just wake up the next day
toxic hawk
I technically ended a friendship by speedrunning in l4d2
That wasn't no friendship bro. Let em rest in peasse
stone meadow
lifehack
vital marten
and if you get blackout you just wake up the next day
I’ve never blacked out on alcohol but on Xanax it was a nightmare apparently and so I’d like to never blackout again because of the risks involved with it
It’s scary having no real control and not remembering any of it
stone meadow
I’ve never blacked out on alcohol but on Xanax it was a nightmare apparently and...
nah i heard xanax blackouts are another level cause you still look somewhat normal but nobodys there
stone meadow
at least with alcohol blackout youre very obviously blackout drunk
vital marten
I guess so
toxic hawk
All that oomfie talk just to be turned into a opps
To be fair he was mentally unstable
Wait sorry she
Identifies as she now
livid notch
I am mentally unstable too
vital marten
Lmfaooo
livid notch
Different levels and ways of expressing it bro
I keep it all behind the screen and don't type it out
toxic hawk
I keep it all behind the screen and don't type it out
Same , I keep it to people i love irl
Or myself
karmic jetty
lou tenant
vital marten
toxic hawk
Lou isville
livid notch
lou tenant
tacit meadow
at least with alcohol blackout youre very obviously blackout drunk
Inot every one
hidden spruce
who even drinks i wonder
quasi slate
reminder to hydrate go drink your water
vital marten
Chocolate milk
tacit meadow
https://tenor.com/view/connor-detroit-become-human-slap-wake-up-video-game-gif-1...
Why that dog walk so slow
vital marten
Best thing in the mornings
vital marten
Why that dog walk so slow
Tired ol fella
young kelp
prime pulsar
quasi slate
No
quasi slate
There is a special place in heck for people that throw away blooming chocolate
onyx igloo
i eat blooming chocolate as long as it isnt like moldy
quasi slate
As a 99% cocoa enjoyer my chocolate is mold immune
hidden spruce
@livid notch L4d2 lore in short
livid notch
Smash
young kelp
toxic hawk
livid notch
https://tenor.com/view/space-king-hatemonger-space-king-animation-hate-monger-fl...
Boobies 😄
quasi slate
turn that into a mod
livid notch
Make her more of a tomboy
stone meadow
<@1007227393028665375> even more better Nick
erm more better is not gramatically correct ☝️🤓
subtle shoal
the cs2 market crash situation is crazy
last spoke
Our inventory may be down $1200, but the global crashout is priceless
quasi slate
i keep getting chubby furries
stone meadow
the cs2 market crash situation is crazy
i was talking to someone about the cs market value before
think they said something about how it may be more stable to invest into skins than actual stocks, and I said that one update can ruin it all
and here we are
last spoke
People are actually killing themselves over this
Like no hyperbole
It's quite scary to consider
livid notch
Our inventory may be down $1200, but the global crashout is priceless
$1200 inventory is crazy
last spoke
$1200 inventory is crazy
Not really?
livid notch
My entire tf2 inventory isn't even 10 keys
hidden spruce
the cs2 market crash situation is crazy
last spoke
It was never for investing, we've never cared about the value of the items because we actually use them
hidden spruce
my memes is worth 90K $
last spoke
But yeah, people genuinely investing into CS skins and all of it goes up in smoke because of two lines of text in the patch notes of an update that re added a gamemode from CSGO
last spoke
CS2 is literally fine
Counterstrike players hate two things
Change
The way things are
quasi slate
toxic hawk
i keep getting chubby furries
fatass
toxic hawk
My entire tf2 inventory isn't even 10 keys
mine is 10 euros
toxic hawk
i aint got nothing
quasi slate
shes busted for a 4 star nuked the giant crab and my other characters didnt even get to do anything
livid notch
I only have one
livid notch
i got every single strange in the game
I attached a professional killstreak toolkit to a untradeable and unmarketable quick fix
With festive and name tag
toxic hawk
lmao
livid notch
That shit is worth 4.5 keys if I could have sell it
paper hull
Ive got a rocket launcher given to me by NA's #1 ranked soldier and team leader mix^ platinum
its my baby
toxic hawk
sad
toxic hawk
that was meant for light
bro wasted money
but who cares, trading in tf2 is dead
source : me
paper hull
eh p much true anyway
i got some community sparkle stuff i get added for
until they realize i cant trade any of that shit
its mostly why my steam profile is private
alot of annoying bots
merry kayak
Praise spiffo 
paper hull
fuck em stupid ass raccoon
merry kayak
:>
toxic hawk
yeah fuck spiffo
livid notch
id beat u in tf2 but its ok
After 930 hours in tf2 I can safely say the f2p pyro's are still my strongest enemies
paper hull
after 4000 hours in tf2 its mostly just me going 20:1 and trying not to fall asleep
livid notch
Do you pub stump
toxic hawk
the hifive taunt is much more expensive than i remember
livid notch
Sell em and buy some games in steam bro
toxic hawk
tf can i buy with like 10 euros
or 20
idk
i'll sell everything and buy elden ring on sale lol
livid notch
Signalis with 20 euros