general_chat

[sour gull]

i kept saying shit like "the emperor is displeased with your actions repent now or face my wrath"

[ivory grail]

Are we kidnapping today?

[sour gull]

and i would just run up and scream at them while they shot at me

[paper hull]

Ive got this friend who can do the best shaggy rogers impression ever

he would play rust and rp as shaggy and get shot and be all ZOINKS

he was the best

[sour gull]

i spawned in my decoy base when they got to the last door grabbed a shotgun i stole from them earlier and killed all three

locked it up and nicked some kit

i did end up losing that base

but god i had afun

and thats what its all about folks

i was giggling

[paper hull]

get em so mad they cant help but take action

you have already won

[sour gull]

they wasted all that time for literally nothing

u probably cant read that sign but it says "i want bagman"

[paper hull]

i played dayZ and i would roleplay as max chungus

and my ex at the time was jenny fungus

and we was politcially correct hillbillies

people would just assume we was ignorant hicks and the moment they slipped up or said something racist or some shit

id drop the "welp dat dun aint be a nice way to talk to yer neighbour, fink bout how dey feel"

"yknow the conundrums of the errr human mind are fickle but we must love one eachother cuz thats the right thing, yeeeep"

[sour gull]

me and gas played on rust and screamed at random russians and they sounded fucking terrified

we chased with spears and hacksaws

[paper hull]

ahhh i wish i was younger

id definatly join you if i was

i dont have the vigor to 24 hour base camp anymore

[sour gull]

unc dont act like ur too old for fun

[toxic hawk]

Get back to training

[sour gull]

gas gets off after like an hour he does NOT 24 hour with me

[karmic jetty]

get back to takemura

[sour gull]

i 24 hour with kevin

[floral fiber]

But i do in 5 hours

[paper hull]

my ass was the mule on GMOD darkrp sitting with 4mil in my bank staying online 4 days at a time just to live off the interest

[toxic hawk]

How dare you.

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/eve-gif-14413675482336731331

[toxic hawk]

i will remember this.

[paper hull]

is that an eve gif

[karmic jetty]

rmbr what

u didnt even rmbr takemura

[toxic hawk]

U didnt remember to shower

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/eve-online-hot-drop-clear-skies-gaming-gif-17242562

Perhaps

[sour gull]

we have only ever played a game once when is it happening again 💔

[paper hull]

time will tell

i promised fever id play GGST with him

its been an on and off thing for nearly a year now

weve been shit talking eachother over fighting games

we are about to finally reach the conclusion of this epic

[karmic jetty]

500 pinh

[sour gull]

i need someone who wont abandon me after playing for like 1 hour

gas takes one loss and hes gone

[paper hull]

its gonna be a 500 ping shit show

and im all for it

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-ping-discord-ping-pings-mass-ping-gif-2196332929166408226

[sour gull]

im always hitting the motivational speech when i play with him

i feel like a team captain in a disney movie 😭

[karmic jetty]

hop on baro

[paper hull]

me trying to hold the wow guild together for the 5th time

but they caught on i was just manipulating their feelings until i could finish my atiesh

tsk...

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-large-amount-of-trolling-barotrauma-trolling-clown-barotrauma-from-soobgorl-gif-21873386

[sour gull]

im gonna edit up my rust clips

[paper hull]

let me help when u do

im a former video editor

[paper hull]

TLDR atiesh is a staff that only one person can ever realisticlly get in your guild

[paper hull]

i was that person

[sour gull]

they got raided like the night after this too

[paper hull]

lmfao

[neat moat]

Evelyn play league

[sour gull]

rust is a game you can only enjoy once in awhile

[paper hull]

i have 3 accounts

all level 100+

all in gold bracket

[sour gull]

rust could consume a mans life

[neat moat]

become insufferable

[paper hull]

i already am insufferable

the difference is im interesting enough to make you have to deal with it

[sour gull]

False i suffer u boss 💔

im already insufferable myself though

cancels it out

[neat moat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1167271000619098263/1200168898595659826/6d050af1ly1hm5n42ts4eg20a0099hdu.gif

[tall glen]

you a Suffragette

[neat moat]

generational trauma

[paper hull]

im so insufferable i travel through discords for years and then i dump 200k+ messages in them and as soon as i realize the mods are fed up with me i wont wait to make some great scene

ill just sort of leave

ive done this around 7 times now

since discords release

before id just use teamspeak

good times

[sour gull]

coloured television

[paper hull]

i used roger wilco

hows that make u feel bagman.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Wilco_(software)

[sour gull]

ur so old boss

[paper hull]

i was literally there

at the inception of VOIP

[quasi slate]

when are you cosplaying kazuma from konosuba

[neat moat]

ive yet to witness this

[quasi slate]

i will cosplay megumin

[paper hull]

Give it a year or so and ill be gone the cycle goes like this

sociopath gets fed ego until they are bloated to the point they feel invincible

sociopath oversteps boundaries and someone doesnt like it

but its not necessarily bannable

[sour gull]

relatable

[karmic jetty]

vincible

[neat moat]

in

[paper hull]

I am literally fucking invincible

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-oliver-invincible-rex-splode-gif-504158113192251576

[karmic jetty]

title card

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/im-invincible-sundowner-metal-gear-max0r-im-fucking-invincible-gif-25967449

[paper hull]

woah i cant believe the blue hair lesbian girls mental isnt 100% solid

who would have thought

im fucking baffled

shocked even

[sour gull]

whattttttt

[karmic jetty]

wanna know whats solid

its definitely not gas

[paper hull]

liquid snake

[karmic jetty]

!!

[paper hull]

i miss gas

he did hes time

hes just a lost boy

free gas

oh and hold up

gotta check my notes

[quasi slate]

this could be us at comicon

[paper hull]

free coalzawarrior2

okay thanks for comign to my ted talk

[sour gull]

Free Bagman 🙏

[paper hull]

i owed that one i promised

i think i owe another one but i forget

[karmic jetty]

erm u owe me 20 squid trust

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-da-ba-dee-eiffel65-gif-14330492

[paper hull]

i bought a pizza for some guy i met last night over runescape

because he helped me do a boss

[karmic jetty]

whers my piza!!!

[sour gull]

based

[karmic jetty]

[neat moat]

pizzer

[sour gull]

i keep buying people games so they play with me because all my friends are poor

[paper hull]

i have a 200 weekly food budget i allocate to my girlfriends but they dont always use it

[karmic jetty]

bagman is 1%

[sour gull]

i am

[paper hull]

so the leftovers i use to just give random people food lmao

[karmic jetty]

never say no to free food its rood

[vital marten]

I buy my friend games regularly

[sour gull]

what if its a poop burger

[paper hull]

arabic oil baron

thats not food

[sour gull]

its true

i invest my money wisely

[paper hull]

i invested in shungite

itll pay off

i just know it

[vital marten]

You can take it and discard of it

No need to say no to free food

[neat moat]

youre starving her

[half kettle]

you ever turn your torso wrong and suddenly you hear a pop

[neat moat]

them I mean

[vital marten]

That’s the sound of you aging 5 years in a second

[sour gull]

thats what my chiropractor is for

[paper hull]

well they shoulda thought about that before becoming my girlfriends

bought this trans girl i play runescape with a makeover and shes so fucking nice ong

[stone meadow]

can i get a bag, man

[paper hull]

imma slide in that bitches dms so hard

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

no

didnt even play fallout 76 with me

[stone meadow]

Banned for 10 years

[neat moat]

wait are you in an open relationship?

[paper hull]

u aint never seen a gallery of beautiful women so abundant until you looked at my dms

[stone meadow]

Bro i barely have time to play any games at all

[paper hull]

yeah but its not really something i advertise

[sour gull]

quit ur job

[paper hull]

i mostly joke about it but in reality yes

i am

[neat moat]

real

[stone meadow]

but then i cant afford games

[sour gull]

i miss u frogski xoxo

[neat moat]

I wish to become as successful as you

[paper hull]

we all miss frogski

[stone meadow]

me and bagman? no, commited

[lilac quarry]

what about me smh

[sour gull]

i wasnt informed of that

[paper hull]

You say that but having so many people rely on me can be daunting

[stone meadow]

side hoe

[neat moat]

frogski is cheating

[paper hull]

for alot of them i am essentially a sugar mama

[lilac quarry]

thanks baby

[paper hull]

and thats fine

[lilac quarry]

that's why I tried blowing up the washing machine in the netherlands

[paper hull]

i like these people and i care for them i just want them to have there footing so they can flourish

they will move on when they no longer need me

[lilac quarry]

was so hurt by you

[paper hull]

and im ok with that

[vital marten]

If words hold power then all I need to rule is an encyclopedia

With this book I am qualified

[stone meadow]

why did that shit have a centrifuge mode

[sour gull]

if words had power i would beat people over the head with them

[karmic jetty]

gib me 20 grand and ill double it trust

[lilac quarry]

yo the video is just me dying laughing

no idea

[stone meadow]

washing machine doubles as a scientific instrument

[paper hull]

if im "so" offensive why havent you died from my insults yet

you piece of shit

[vital marten]

Maybe it’s not the words but the voice that says the words

[lilac quarry]

wait I'm looking at the video and it says "Centrifugeren" on the screen

science

[paper hull]

My voice is quite harsh

i sound like a chainsmoking grandma from russia

[sour gull]

voice notes say other wise

[stone meadow]

yeah thats why i was talking about centrifuge mode

[paper hull]

someone said i sound like mary fucking poppins

fuck off

fuck YOU

[vital marten]

😭

[karmic jetty]

lou tenant sounds like a texan

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-buzzer-gif-2734535025370049889

[paper hull]

guys lets shave our legs by the river and use broken glass to do it

[lilac quarry]

ok this is the washing machine

[paper hull]

first one to find an ammonite fossil wins

[lilac quarry]

that almost blew up the airbnb

[sour gull]

this sounds like a fucking CNC machine

[lilac quarry]

I was crying laughing it was so ridiculous

[paper hull]

centralfugeren ohhhh ja

[ivory grail]

It not fast enough

[vital marten]

And if I have no hair?

Do I win?

[lilac quarry]

everyone had just gone to sleep and I was like why not just throw my shit in the washer

[paper hull]

still have to find an ammonite fossil

[lilac quarry]

bad idea

[paper hull]

lets make it a sport

[lilac quarry]

it just went sicko mode for some reason, the other washes were fine

[sour gull]

realer than handball

[paper hull]

we can call it shave and archelogy

we must shave our bodies completely and jump into the river

and find a fossil

points are awarded for both tasks

[vital marten]

If you include alcohol for the spectators you have a sport

[sour gull]

type of sport the PE teacher would have you play instead of basketball or dodgeball

[paper hull]

"mmm yes excellent form on the shave but im afraid that is a paelo era fossil that is NOT approved thatll be - points there "

[slate sage]

https://tenor.com/view/time-to-sleep-dreaming-smiling-bed-bedtime-gif-13487419

literally me when the dryer came on

[onyx igloo]

TURBO MODE WASH MACHINE

[paper hull]

Do you think its worth being pregnant as a joke?

like if i wanted to prank someone

[onyx igloo]

it sounds like a landing jet dude

[sour gull]

how funny are we talking here

[lilac quarry]

I was actually doubling over with laughter man it was so silly

[stone meadow]

I heard that while asleep, drunk, upstairs and through a closed door. It was shaking up the house

[vital marten]

Are you forced to keep the spawn? Or do you mean faking pregnancy

[paper hull]

oh im gonna have the whole gang howling

[lilac quarry]

and what was the best was that I just had a sweater and a pair of jeans in there

[paper hull]

ill keep the kid and raise it as a joke too

[sour gull]

u need to name it something abysmal

[onyx igloo]

this is what my mom did
jk

[paper hull]

Clam boy

[vital marten]

“Am I an accident” no you’re a fucking joke 😭

[lilac quarry]

ok side note has anyone had issues with having to re arrange your computers guts to play battlefield 6?

[paper hull]

if i had a kid id name it scritty clam

[lilac quarry]

why do I have to hack into the damn mainframe to change so much BIOS shit to play a game

[karmic jetty]

ur still doing that lokiel

[sour gull]

i cant even run bf6

[lilac quarry]

YES

[karmic jetty]

unreal

[paper hull]

jfc bro give up

[vital marten]

No

[icy vigil]

PLS GOD

[paper hull]

the game doesnt want u

[icy vigil]

too many chefs

[lilac quarry]

I'm nervous because some people are saying it bricks your pc

[paper hull]

learn to take a hint

[icy vigil]

[vital marten]

What’s your bios manufacturer Leon

It’s not that hard

[icy vigil]

need less brains

[paper hull]

if any game on this planet wants me to go into my FUCKING bios id rather just

[lilac quarry]

asrock

[paper hull]

refund that game

[neat moat]

double it and give it to thr next person

[slate sage]

it's one setting

[paper hull]

what a complete fucking shit show

[slate sage]

https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-pathetique-pathetox-cat-gif-17249104

[paper hull]

i hate modern gaming

[lilac quarry]

I need to enable tpm 2.0, get secure boot and change something from mr to gp something on my motherboard

[paper hull]

fucking dog shit

[vital marten]

If that’s hard maybe I can handle Linux

[lilac quarry]

I GOT TOO MUCH GOING ON

[vital marten]

Isn’t end of support for win10 this year?

[sour gull]

its been like 4 or 5 years since i got my pc and its already outdated

[quartz plank]

Yup soon

[sour gull]

i am NOT upgrading

[paper hull]

im so glad im gonna be dead before deep dive is a thing because it would most definatly instantly be taken over by gooners and weirdos and ruined instantly

[vital marten]

Damn

What do I need to learn to learn Linux

[slate sage]

Why were these things disabled in the first place

[sour gull]

just like sword art online

[half kettle]

whats deep dive ?

[quartz plank]

Oh wait ,it already did

[paper hull]

like dream like gaming

[quartz plank]

On the 14th

[lilac quarry]

I built my pc with weird parts and keys

it was cheap ok

[strange spruce]

is it still holding up

[vital marten]

FUCK

[half kettle]

Wuoh, like VR but with sensation?

[paper hull]

yeah pretty much

[strange spruce]

is it still breathing

[vital marten]

I procrastinated too long

[half kettle]

couldnt you get ptsd

[paper hull]

it would use your synapses to fire messages

and yeah

[lilac quarry]

fuck yeah

[paper hull]

you could

[sour gull]

going into deep dive gaming JUST to get ptsd

[slate sage]

Did you build it when Win10 was still a thing?

[quartz plank]

Its not that big of a deal

[paper hull]

which is why im glad im gonna be dead

before its real

[lilac quarry]

ye

[sour gull]

the vr wars......

[lilac quarry]

never upgraded to 11

[slate sage]

Ah makes sense then

[lilac quarry]

iunno if I should or not

[half kettle]

ehh how long until deep dive happens

[lilac quarry]

it's an option

[paper hull]

all future wars will be played out in VR

thatd be so based

[sour gull]

HES FUCKING HACKING!!!

[rotund glade]

no

[half kettle]

bro stop rdming

[quartz plank]

They already have goggles with HUD and a minimap

[paper hull]

hmm yes

[feral quail]

Hey guys, how can I send messages to the #translations channel? I need a bit of help encoding a mod.

[sour gull]

arma three is coming soon

[karmic jetty]

friendly fire check

[rotund glade]

explain to me what the monetary/power value of being in vr

[strange spruce]

its a fucking war
theyre still complaining about rdm

[rotund glade]

theres no depleting resources

[sour gull]

v bucks

[rotund glade]

everything would be made up

[paper hull]

itd be funny

[half kettle]

ego

[rotund glade]

sure. it'd be funny!

right

[half kettle]

ego would eplete

[feral quail]

<@&671452400221159444>?

[paper hull]

i may even laugh a bit

[half kettle]

Uauhh..

[rotund glade]

ego doesnt gain you land

[paper hull]

chuckle perhaps

[sour gull]

going to vr war to get my vbucks so i can fund my virtual crack addiction

[paper hull]

yesssssss

[paper hull]

lets go to VR war and get VR ptsd and go to VR therapists

[half kettle]

getting the sharwema cyberpunk torso modification

[sour gull]

vr taking it out on my family

[dapper dagger]

Are you receiving any errors when trying to send a message there?

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/b0Kj0.gif

me in vr war

[stone meadow]

i just needed to turn on safe boot

[feral quail]

Not really, but it says I don't have the permission to send messages there

If that counts as an error

[half kettle]

wait a minute, does this deep dive use your entire nervous system

[sour gull]

"born to despawn"

[stone meadow]

same still on win 10

[half kettle]

or is it external padding that acts as electric shock

[sour gull]

that already exists

[paper hull]

what are you doing on that enemy ship evelyn????

sir

finishing this fight

https://tenor.com/boqHS.gif

[sour gull]

full dive vr is gonna have the HARDEST sweats ever bro

[feral quail]

@dapper dagger

Thanks in advance though

[sour gull]

they are gonna be hooked up to those piss tubes and have shit ones too

tubes to feed you

[quartz plank]

Do i buy this

[sour gull]

living entirely in the game and grinding gold for money to sustain yourself like a central american

[paper hull]

i cant wait to be plugged into the machine

i already am pretty much weekly

whats a few more steps

[strange spruce]

hell naw mfs gonna look like they came straight out of cruelty squad

[sour gull]

ill visit you in the machine boss

[paper hull]

ohhh bro if i can upload my brain to a HDD thatd be so sick

just dump my shit on the aether

[neat moat]

when are we adding nasko to zomboid

[sour gull]

cyberpunk 2077

[paper hull]

hopefully never

[sour gull]

hes already in the game

[paper hull]

oh perfect i have work to do then

[neat moat]

a full ark in front of my eyes

[quartz plank]

Im gonna be like gunther from deus 3x

[neat moat]

you strike me more as an Igor

[paper hull]

Im gonna be like a 17th century explorer

dead

[quartz plank]

You'd be a little slow

[paper hull]

its fine i dont need much write speed anyway

[sour gull]

not much will change then

[paper hull]

I want the discs to collide in my brain

[lilac quarry]

weird I need 3 things

[quartz plank]

Me in anno domini 2070

[half kettle]

one of my many fantasies is to be reborn as a suit of armor

[paper hull]

like edward elric

Or was it al

[quartz plank]

That can either be really cool or really bad

[paper hull]

I've got this hilarious fantasy that someone will look at me In public and actually speak to me and we become friends and maybe hang out and play games together

[quartz plank]

dependint on the suit

[paper hull]

Haha I'm laughing thinking about it now

[karmic jetty]

who doesnt want armour

[paper hull]

Ridiculous 🤣

[quartz plank]

ridiculous

[vital marten]

They work

Scrub daddy sucks all my spoons clean

[sour gull]

eve version of military men thinking the stripper loves them

[quartz plank]

I can do that myself

Question is are they better than a regular sponge

i like the mouth and the eyes the most

For spoons and getting into the bottom of glasses

[sour gull]

anyone else eat the metal can

[quartz plank]

I ate the metal can't

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/시온-시온더다크불릿-트릭컬-릭트컬-트릭컬리바이브-gif-1001588296390155191

[paper hull]

I've got acidic sweat

[half kettle]

well i suppose id just be a crystal piloting an armor through magic heebiejeebie

dont know if id retain sentience or memories

[sour gull]

ur like a b grade superhero from a dime novel

[paper hull]

Me as a villain

Id just rage bait all the heros into murdering me in cold blood

[quartz plank]

I've got sweaty acid

[quartz plank]

deadpool does that except they cant kill him

[sour gull]

hes just an actual criminal though

[quartz plank]

oh to be an immortal ragebaiter

[sour gull]

mercenary work is a crime

[quartz plank]

erm, aktchually hes an anti hero

[paper hull]

You just described my daily life

[quartz plank]

ion even like deadpool

i like the punisher

[paper hull]

I liked the crow

But I'm also old

[quartz plank]

i did too

The original one

i was way too young

To be watching it

I remember someone being impaled on something but that might have been the second crow

[quartz plank]

Who would win smasher or gunther from deus ex

[toxic hawk]

what is deus ex

[half kettle]

guy with glasses

[paper hull]

Oh deus ex is so fucking good

[half kettle]

who looks like postal dude

[paper hull]

What are you doing in the bathroom???.

[toxic hawk]

o h lol that one

[paper hull]

Squares deus ex was trash

[quartz plank]

Ive only played the first one

[paper hull]

They ruin everything

[quartz plank]

I own mankind divided but never played it

[sour gull]

i liked it

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/what-a-shame-rotten-thing-to-post-jc-denton-deus-ex-gif-25178975

[sour gull]

i played it on my ps3 and i had a good time

[paper hull]

It was gutted and turned into this generic shooter with vapid choices

It was a good game

[quartz plank]

Ah no, not mankind divided,

[paper hull]

It was not a good deus ex

[quartz plank]

I own human revolution i think

[sour gull]

went back to play it on pc and its shooting made me rather angry

[quartz plank]

anyway its the first deus ex with the new guy

[sour gull]

bullets have a limited range

[quartz plank]

Jensen or whatever

[sour gull]

i never asked for this

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-insane-gif-21702784

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-jensen-deus-ex-deus-ex-human-revolution-human-revolution-deus-ex-mankind-divided-gif-17648135389382160139

[quartz plank]

What

[sour gull]

adam jensen

[quartz plank]

Thats so bad

So instead of your accuracy being different depending on range

Your bullets just disappear?

[paper hull]

What a steal

[quartz plank]

Is the finger included

[sour gull]

either that or i was playing like dogshit

[livid notch]

I would definitely buy a ps1 just to play the silent hill games

I need some psychological horror

[sour gull]

bro thinks he can get silent hill on ps1

[paper hull]

Yeah but then you'd have to buy them all lmao

Yeah silent Hill was on the ps1

The first one

It's also $120 used

[livid notch]

The fuck

[paper hull]

All the silent hills will now set you back over 100 minimum

[sour gull]

i meant it would be too expensive and not worth it

[paper hull]

Oh weird crazy look at that

Oh well

[sour gull]

you arent know for your wise decisions boss

[half kettle]

oh that makes me gag

so dirt

[karmic jetty]

yooo i loved playing smackdown vs raw 06

[paper hull]

Great game

2001 just bring it was my fav tho

[sour gull]

i used to play a mech game on ps2 but i dont remember what it is anymore

ive got like 5 ps2s one controller and 1 working memory card

[paper hull]

Describe it vaguely and I can find it

[sour gull]

third person they looked vaguely battletech and less japanese i think?

[paper hull]

Could be armored core but I doubt it

This was kinda niche

[sour gull]

i think it very well might have been

when i get home ill have a look

[paper hull]

https://i.vgy.me/5eLIUy.png#

looked like this

[sour gull]

maybe?

its honestly been too long for me to tell

i was barely concious playing it at that age lmao

[paper hull]

Im thinking it might have been zone of the enders

https://tenor.com/epbIztLsQb4.gif

But who knows

god ZoE is great

i own both

getting kinda rare now

Armored core was obscure even during the PS2 era so finding someone who even played them in there hayday is kind of rare

[sour gull]

it was my older brothers before me and hes pretty much me but older and wiser so he probably bought it

[paper hull]

Those games are worth their weight in gold now

[sour gull]

you two would get on well i think

[paper hull]

Literally every armored core early title is stupid expensive

[sour gull]

🤑

[paper hull]

Pretty much every early from soft game is like this tho

I unironically owned King's field 4 it was so shit

Didn't realize it was like 130 bucks fucking used

[sour gull]

lmao

i should get together all my old games to see if anythings worth anything yet

[feral quail]

Anyone?

[paper hull]

Take some pictures and show me I could appraise them in like minutes

[sour gull]

im not gonna be home for the next few days but when i am ill be sure to

[paper hull]

If you have anything agregiously rare I will buy it for +10% over eBay listing

Im always after rare titles for my collection

[sour gull]

i highly doubt it

[paper hull]

You'd be surprised as aus has the same codec as UK but younger higher print copies of Japanese games

So some titles slip into aus markets worth a bomb

Infact there is a subgenre of bootlegs I'm after that can only really be gotten in HK China and aus

They are called HK silvers and the story behind them is fascinating

[sour gull]

you mean like silver cased ps2 games?

that shitty plastic silver?

[subtle shoal]

hello people in my computer

[paper hull]

TLDR Sony had an official print press stolen and it was used to print official licensed bootleg games

[vital marten]

“Can you touch up?”

Meanwhile:

The face of the cabinet has fresh paint

[paper hull]

HK silvers are PS1 games with silver backs

[vital marten]

The inside of the cabinet door is the paint we are touching up

[sour gull]

neat

[paper hull]

Original PS1 games are black underneath

[vital marten]

Been so long the stuff turned yellow as hell

😭

[sour gull]

so the disc is like silver?

[paper hull]

The story behind the stolen press is an insane tale of industrial espionage

Yeah silver

HK silvers I'm after them bad

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/catpoop-gif-24062841

[sour gull]

ill let you know boss

[paper hull]

They are becoming profoundly rare im trying to archive the whole set before they are lost to time

They are a very important part of Chinese gaming history

[vital marten]

It’s espionage when I steal company secrets but stalking when I steal yours

[sour gull]

i feel like china has gotten too good at copying things

i think the charm of bootlegs is lessening now

[paper hull]

The HK silvers were never meant to be cheap copies they are officially licensed bootlegs technically as they are printed using sonys official press that was stolen off a tanker during a storm

[sour gull]

i used to see shit like them all the time in those little machines that give u plastic balls with toys in them

[paper hull]

They are quite literally complete games for 1/10th the price that ran perfectly

[sour gull]

insane

[loud flint]

it's not hard to copy things that you've already been manufacturing anyhow

[paper hull]

The HK silvers are specified by opening them up in software to read the cert of authentication they will flag as legit

But the back of these CDs will be silver

[sour gull]

the side that the console reads?

[burnt kite]

the side without the picture

[paper hull]

There was a rumor in the ps1s early life that the black color was a way of preventing piracy

But this was a diversion by sony

The HK silvers proved this

That's what makes them important to gaming history

[vital marten]

Lights especially for the stairs.. this is cool

Didn’t stop me almost falling down them

[loud flint]

for work I was allowed to take a tour through a couple chinese manufacturing plants and stayed in contact with some of them. They just kept producing the watches after the contract with the brand ran out and sold them as counterfeit watches for 10% of the price and they ended up making a lot more money than while manufacturing the "original"

[burnt kite]

The amount and complexity of piracy protection for optical media is hilarious, considering it can be bypassed with an SSD and an IQ higher than the room temperature

[paper hull]

I think it's endearing

[vital marten]

If it stops someone then you succeeded

[paper hull]

The black color back did stop PS2 piracy for it's early life

Simply because sonys bluff was that good lmfao

HK exposed this

PS1* sorry

They tried the same shit with the PS2 if you remember

With the blue backed discs

[loud flint]

what was the bluff?

[paper hull]

That the black side of the disc that is read used special anti privacy measures to prevent it being copied

In reality it did not

[burnt kite]

aww look at these corpo nerds, now watch me break it all by renaming a savefile in a demo game

[loud flint]

woah

[paper hull]

It actually was kind of genius they would amp up the Lazer to read the black as it was so dark

So normal Lazer disc readers would just freak out

Trying to read it when u put it in ur PC

They tried the same thing with the blue discs on the ps2

But it ended up causing huge compatibility issues

[loud flint]

ok discord needs to chill with the popups that cover chat

[paper hull]

It's why some slim models of the PS2 can't play some blue backed PS2 discs

As they were meant to be read by the fat ps2s Lazer

[sour gull]

fat ps3 supremacy

its got that big fat hole in the back

i meant ps2

im off my chops

[paper hull]

The fat PS3 only has 80% compatibility across the library

It was the best method though and sadly still is

[sour gull]

my dad bought the fat ps3 greatest console ive ever had

[paper hull]

So in a way your right

[vital marten]

I have a fat ps3

[paper hull]

That launch PS3 is the best way to experience gen 1-3 for Sony

GL servicing it when it does though

Does*

Dies

Ffs

[vital marten]

So far only the HDD gone out in my ps3

[sour gull]

my ps4 died before my ps3

[burnt kite]

is it a backwards compatible

[sour gull]

it is eternal

[vital marten]

Yes

[burnt kite]

dope

[paper hull]

I've got a backward compatible PS3 it's getting expensive

And rare

There's only one console I'm after though

[vital marten]

Could probably find one locally

[sour gull]

ratchet and clank minecraft were my mains on the ps3

[sour gull]

well go on

dont leave us in suspense

[paper hull]

I've been after this for 10 years

It's the Gundam gold hyaku shiki gold ps2

JP exclusive

Id settle for one of these though

Probably more reasonable

That's the psx it's a PS2 with a built in hard drive and uses the PS3 1.0 crossbar

It's quite literally a PS2 with the beta PS3 interface

And it's fucking based

[sour gull]

seems like u can find some of this stuff for a few hundred dollars online boss unless im unenlightened

[paper hull]

Yeah you are correct the problem comes from maintaining them

These things are eating themselves alive

[sour gull]

theres enough ps2s out there

[vital marten]

If you don’t use it, it’ll never require maintenance no?

[sour gull]

im sure you can cannibalize some

[paper hull]

Incorrect

[sour gull]

dust

[paper hull]

These pieces contain rubber bands for drive belts

They literally rot away

Making them unusable

[vital marten]

Oh rip

[sour gull]

i was one of the 4 people who bought the wii U btw

[vital marten]

Wii U was the console I first experienced ghost recon on

[paper hull]

The Wii u may be the Greatest emulation machine to own

[vital marten]

(It sucked)

[sour gull]

its a good thing i own 2

[vital marten]

Ghost Recon Future Soldier on the Wii was not fun

[paper hull]

I've played RuneScape on the Wii u

It's crazy

This holy Grail was uncovered recently

It's a internal infogrames award CD for employees

[vital marten]

I miss demo disks

[paper hull]

It contains 3 full titles from infrogrames

Estimates of $3000 minimum

[sour gull]

ive got a bunch of framed awards my great grandfather won for his work in sales

imagine one of the few things left of u being some awards you won for selling shit

and a knife set

[vital marten]

I have framed stock of companies that no longer exist

[paper hull]

The rarest PS2 is a 1 of 1 though

[vital marten]

That’s only old framed thing I have

[sour gull]

what is it

[paper hull]

The need for speed most wanted limited edition remote control ps2

The keys turned the console on remotely

[rain mango]

who tryna play

[sour gull]

this is the best console ever made

[sour gull]

#1019737819981283459

aint nobody in general play the game

[rain mango]

🫩

[vital marten]

If you lost the keys was there still a power button

[paper hull]

I haven't loaded up pz in nearly a year

[vital marten]

My dumbass would lose the keys

[paper hull]

Yes you had to open the door and literally turn a mini ignition

[sour gull]

imagine ur console gets bricked cause u lost the key

[vital marten]

Fuck my ignition broke

I need a mini mechanic

[sour gull]

ps2 repairman

ps4 repairman

[paper hull]

If you want some general game collection advice

See this logo

This logo makes by game and or product

Instantly worth $100 minimum

Everything this logo is on is fucking money

Hats, shoes, figures they had hundreds of fucking bizarre tie ins for limited editions

Some of these games reach $4000 complete

[sour gull]

worth more than my car

[paper hull]

Yeah

It is

[sour gull]

one day my car will be worth more than i paid for it

not like theres gonna be anymore of them

plus it looks cool

[paper hull]

This gun and game

Is worth $26000.

[sour gull]

fair chunk of change that is

[paper hull]

That's a quarter of 100k bro

For a PS1 game

[sour gull]

if i was really rich id buy stuff like that and destroy it on camera to make people really angry at me

id probably get shot

[paper hull]

I valued my collection recently

It's 11k

[sour gull]

my own personal collection of war relics is worth probably like 2500ish

its ever expanding

[paper hull]

What's your most expensive piece

I've got a few signed pieces

[sour gull]

monetary wise or like in my opinion

[paper hull]

Both

[sour gull]

in my opinion its everything my great great great grandfather had his pockets when he was shot in Gallipoli and on its own probably one of my bayonets

[mellow dawn]

this game has eaten my brain in the best way

my next job is becoming a master chef

[paper hull]

That's fuckin rad

[sour gull]

ive got a rare sawbacked bayonet

it has chips in it and dried blood

it was used to kill a man while somebody looked in his eyes

[mellow dawn]

currently camped in the outskirts of Louisville with strenth maxed and a spiked baseball bat plus an m9 I picked up

[paper hull]

I think my rarest piece is a right stick

Fight*

[mellow dawn]

I want a sword

[paper hull]

And a signed copy of tales of xillia

[burnt kite]

i was going to get a PS3 to play the skates and mgs3

[paper hull]

By the director

[paper hull]

You mean 4?

[burnt kite]

ps4 doesn't have skate

[sour gull]

thats fuckin rad

[burnt kite]

nor mgs3 i think?

[paper hull]

Mgs4 bro

[burnt kite]

nor pressure sensitive buttons

[sour gull]

one of my helmets has the guys name signed on the inside

[paper hull]

Mgs3 was ps2

Mgs4 was ps3

[burnt kite]

it's also on ps3 in a collection

[sour gull]

really does look very good for ps2 doesnt it

[paper hull]

That port is kind of ass

But it's playable

[burnt kite]

fair enough

i might as well just get both

[paper hull]

It literally bled the PS2s ram to death

There's a few scenes in that game that can cause your PS2 to blue screen

If you press all the buttons on two controllers down

Because it's literally using every single fucking piece of resourxe

It can

[sour gull]

imagine going to ur friends house and killing his ps2 while he plays mgs 3

[mellow dawn]

where is the actual pz chat lmao

[sour gull]

down the hall and to the left

[paper hull]

Above

[mellow dawn]

b42?

[sour gull]

literally 2 of them right above us

[paper hull]

Fuck I love mgs

[sour gull]

versions

[paper hull]

I gotta rebuy mgs1

[sour gull]

i remember my dad was telling me about how much he loves stealth games and he wishes he had some on his ps1 and i had to inform him about MGS 1

he was upset to say the least

that he never got to play it as a child

[paper hull]

Was splinter cell on the ps1

I know tenchu was

That game was badass

[sour gull]

my dad plays games like a fucking crazy man

he does everything

he does not STOP till he has done everything

no matter how stupid

[slate sage]

xbox

[paper hull]

Sounds like my wife's dad tbh

[slate sage]

ps1 could never

[paper hull]

Launch title?

[slate sage]

don't think so no

[karmic jetty]

time splitter

[paper hull]

Maybe I'm thinking of a rainbow six game

[sour gull]

i played rainbow six vegas on my ps3 that was great

[paper hull]

I remember spec ops was a great coop milsim on the ps1

You'd fucking love that shit bagman

[vital marten]

Hmm

That one game uhh

Desert Storm or something

[paper hull]

Ohh

PS2 I think

I know this one

Conflict desert storm

[sour gull]

honestly didnt know tom clancy was a real guy until recently

[paper hull]

That's how the world felt about Colin McRae till he died

[vital marten]

Dude has a fake name ngl

It just sounds unreal

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-gif-5057861

<@&671452400221159444>

[vital marten]

You know what chat

I don’t think there’s any construction site where drugs are not consumed onsite

[sour gull]

its my job to prey on this chat not fishers

[paper hull]

Correct

As someone who's been on many jobsites this is true

[stone meadow]

i think youll struggle to find any blue collar work area thats entirely sober

[paper hull]

The amount of morons I've caught high at equipment is staggering

[sour gull]

when i did work experience the guy teaching me to operate the machines told me the sun wasnt real and that power lines collect free energy

[paper hull]

When I was learning geology from my mentor he proceeded to pull out a pair of divining rods and asked if I could feel the chakra in them

[karmic jetty]

[paper hull]

I wanted to die.

[karmic jetty]

divining rods!!!

theyre real...

if not why it works

[vital marten]

I drove a skyjack while under the influence of mary jane, am I a moron?

It was also my first day ever operating one

[sour gull]

everyone who needed it to work and it didnt died

[vital marten]

Honestly preformed better on that thing stoned than any of the oldheads

[paper hull]

I could never operate anything under the influence it's not worth risking my job

I earn far too much to risk it

[vital marten]

No risk to my job and I earn turds

[sour gull]

my uncle owns a company that operates many heavy machines and he had to fire a guy who was hopped up on meth operating a crane

[vital marten]

Methew gets the job done

Fast

[paper hull]

I got run over by a high driver once

That wasn't fun

[neat moat]

are you ok

[paper hull]

No I died

[vital marten]

I don’t think anyone gets run over and says

Hey that was fun

[neat moat]

sad

[sour gull]

its like shes still here with us

[vital marten]

Can we do it again

[neat moat]

the ghost of blue hair lebian

[paper hull]

Blue haired lebanon

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/potemkin-potemkin-buster-potemkin-gaming-gif-22359937

[sour gull]

cant believe eve is the sorrow

[paper hull]

Soon my dear

Except it'll be me reversing everything you throw at me

[vital marten]

Since my hair will fall out due to genetics anyway I should probably have my fun dyeing it

[paper hull]

Because anji looool

[lyric galleon]

i dont know the inputs yet

[sour gull]

i will never lose my amazing hair

[paper hull]

I will not throw my anji at your potemkin

[sour gull]

ill be a rocker for life

[paper hull]

That'd be fucking rude

[lyric galleon]

eve what fighting games you also play

ill pick those up too

[vital marten]

I’ll get a wig and superglue it for my rocking

Rage against the gene

[paper hull]

Street fighter 3rd strike, jojo the fighters, smash melee

Oh blazblue

Blazblue is peak

[lyric galleon]

jojo fighterz dafaq

eyes of heaven?

all star battle is the one on steam

or is it mugen

[sour gull]

my cousin got me to play a jojo fighting game once

[onyx igloo]

I made a chili garlic sauce for the wings tonight

[sour gull]

they should make another film like american psycho but hes a part of the chinese upper class instead

[lyric galleon]

chili garlic oil or sauce

[lyric galleon]

which one was it

[sour gull]

hes still christian bale but he just speaks perfect chinese

[sour gull]

it was years ago and one time

[onyx igloo]

its made of oyster sauce sriracha sugar oil and garlic

also some cornstarch and water for thickening

[coral dawn]

Yo. Just wasted fucking 15 minutes trying to log in to my twitch account to find out i can't litterally stream.

It isn't hardware related, my computer can handle streaming just fine.

I've wanted to stream zomboid, figured i should stream it here then.

[stone meadow]

same

i thought i was balding 2 years ago but my hair is thicker than ever

touch wood

[sour gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1409202983266287657/1430599459259158732/attachment.gif

[paper hull]

Only one worth playing

[coral dawn]

Wym.

[sour gull]

aint nobody in general chat play zomboid

[quartz plank]

my shit's receding at 21 💔

[paper hull]

It's over son

[ivory grail]

So true so true

[paper hull]

I promised myself if I reached 40 I'd go bald

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smiling-cat-grey-cat-cute-cat-gif-2949633679466643461

[ivory grail]

Well it 40 somewhere go bald now

Megamind yourself

[paper hull]

Not yet

I have plans

[ivory grail]

But but my plans is making someone bald

[tall glen]

I am awake again

auditory hallucinations I guess

[sour gull]

i think i had a greys anatomy ds game

never seen the show

[tall glen]

I swear someone was knocking on me door

nobody dere

[paper hull]

House md is worth 100 bucks minimum

[sour gull]

valid

[tall glen]

house diagnose me

[paper hull]

Greys anatomy is like 35 bucks

[sour gull]

what the fuck?

[paper hull]

Yeah they have a weird fanbase for shitty medical show ds games

[tall glen]

what about Scrubs

[paper hull]

Idk why

[sour gull]

ive got that suite life of zach and cody gba game

[graceful dust]

he drops slurs in these games that i dont think he does in the show, i always found that wild

[rain mango]

Better be unstable and early access

[tall glen]

had some weird dreams

I was locked in a colleseum with a bunch of humans vs a demon thing, but I had a secret power

I was an expert knife thrower, 100% chance to cause damage on a knife throw, 40% chance to hit though

humans were dying and someone opened a window in thge wall and offered to sell us weapons

I gathered the money, and bought all the knifes

fucker gave me butter knives

then laughed and handed me a dozen knives

well we wont the fight

I ran out of knifes, boss was on the last hp, and I throw a butter knife like 80 feet straight up, it came down hard and hit him in the forehead and killed him

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/muhehehe-gif-11037525145585928229

[icy vigil]

me when

[tall glen]

sharp lnives I mean

[icy vigil]

when the

th

e

[tall glen]

I then had a dream that I carved a massive snail sculpture oot of quartz

[icy vigil]

you also did irl

[tall glen]

and had a dream I was livestreaming somoene and the name dropped ellen degeress and I turned it off

then had a dream the police were knocking on my door, so I woke up

nobody there

fucking dream police

get out of my head

[icy vigil]

🤔

y r u doing this

that's literally a song by cheap trick

[tall glen]

https://youtu.be/OPemyipJzAM

I know

such a weird looking group of men

this was all a ploy to post a cheap trick video

[tall glen]

I'mma drink some coffee

[quasi slate]

too close for comfort

[half kettle]

Squirrel (worn)

[burnt kite]

(masterwork)

[lyric galleon]

darkest dungeon 3

[tall glen]

lunch over

had some seafood sandwich some spicy dill piclle chips and a large latte

I'mma poop good later

[paper hull]

perfect

[subtle shoal]

i have this saved in a top secret little folder of mine

titled shitposts

though this is a goldpost

worthy of a diamond alert

[paper hull]

my dms come with a waiver you must sign

[livid cave]

hi

[subtle shoal]

the folder consists of 7 things, namely half of them being pink floyd shitposts

i need more shitposts

[paper hull]

here u go

[magic flint]

^ warning extremely loud

[subtle shoal]

love shitboxes like this

[paper hull]

weak ears

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-25642725

[strange spruce]

damn thats a ancient meme format

[livid cave]

i am beautiful🥹

[magic flint]

Now I remember why I don't click on this channel...

https://tenor.com/view/hide-bird-anime-simpsons-homer-gif-16609631

[tender igloo]

you all are to me

[paper hull]

Girl bye

[livid cave]

…

Okay nahh

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/tigger-tigger-winnie-the-pooh-tigger-sad-disappear-gif-25009198

[half kettle]

can you imagine having an HEV suit

thats functional

[paper hull]

i cant

i have no imagination

[stone meadow]

gotta love aliexpress listing pictures

yeah gonna set my showerhead to waterfall today i think

[paper hull]

yeah what self respecting woman would want that

https://tenor.com/bSvZm.gif

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-gemson-gapejak-wholesome-soyjak-gif-27193685

[stone meadow]

a 3d printed item meant to hold wires that are gonna be soldered?

that shit isnt lasting a day

[neat moat]

Plus cant you use books?

[lyric grove]

What are the benefits of foraging and blacksmithing except for armour?

[neat moat]

tools

[lyric grove]

just tools?

how important is that? Idk never played past a month

[stone meadow]

foraging, its easy hunger reduction

plus its kinda neat to find cool stuff sometimes

not really necessary in a default world, food everywhere

[tall glen]

I found some graffiti zozo wont like

[surreal mirage]

Mode: skinned

[spring crater]

Howdy

Does anyone give their characters a preset storyline to follow?

I like to do this sometimes

[stone meadow]

nah

im not very creative

[paper hull]

sometimes i watch the bath water run down the sink for hours

[lilac quarry]

yes you are

don't bring yourself down

that's my job

[cinder wolf]

and its the whole journey

[wispy magnet]

the game is rather difficult

[paper hull]

rat

[stone meadow]

awe

[onyx igloo]

rage games got me plucking individual keys out of my keyboard