#general_chat
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huh
@graceful dust mate's food taste must be shared and accepted, despite deranging other peoples taste
i mean originally it was just preserved meat
modern american bullshit jerky i dont like
price point for amount is absurd now :(
why would jerky be expensive 🤔
not what im on abt either
dude

whats the point in getting defensive about not liking food
Why is everything expensive?
But the taste master kept on tasting
It is the RICH PEOPLE
you're acting like an idiot just to try and make a point that doesnt matter
its not like me saying i dont like something somehow changes the majority
everyone still thinks that liking popcorn is the "right" choice for ex
etc
lol
just relax
real
i do think i have a warped opinion related to the soda thing though 🤔
idk rly what its being assumed i agree with
i have to think about that
food topics truly are the most explosive
which is hilarious
Rice is so peak food
The taste master kept on tasting
What is oneiric on abt
it tastes good though
i really like these shitposts that both propogate a funny meme and also have actual valuable meaning behind them too
enriched rice
And it has no fiber despite whole grain being full of it
rice is great
It tastes like the spices u add
yeah its easily digestible
for you maybe
I got leaner after forgoing rice
im sry to hear that. maybe u should start eating it again?
black rice
I eat whole grain sometimes
i think couscous is on par with rice
it is all inclusive
But white rice is scam
especially pearl couscous
nah nah im saying i fuck with black rice
i love couscous
its got a very earthy texture
agree
hungry...
hmmmmmmm i find it funny that white rice is considered worse now
compared to brown rice
cause brown rice used to be poor people food
its hard to get good sushi outside of japan
White rice is cheaper to mass produce
weird
it used to be a poor ppl thing to have holes in ur jeans
i had this mango jalapeno .. raw tuna roll
true lol
i have no idea what the name was but it was good
that doesnt sound japanese
that whole cycle of like working class aesthetics becoming chic
Gourmet japanese dish
it probably isnt but hey it tasted good
real
it was from a grocer so
i havent had sushi in so long
Never thought I would get ping for this
i think last time i had it the eel made me sick 😔
then you cant buy the working class clothes anymore cause they got inflated due to rich people interest
BEST RICE MIX
They ear raw eel? Scientist dont even know how they reproduce
hole and pole
food grade eel
Roxy is cuter. Sorry that’s just the rule
i would hope its food grade
Red light district ahh drip
Mormon ahh drip
i mean yea its also food grade but sushi grade is specifically like this raw fish is OK to eat
when prepared properly. as usual
eel farm
probably tough
eel?
yeah
my dad actually had an eel sushi roll once i think
the sushi i had wasnt tough
nice
it was very slippery
idk how eel is
i know eels have no visible reproductive organs
scientists still are trying to figure that out
i can prolly recommend eel sushi rolls tho if it were bad i wouldve remembered it but i can tell it wasnt my favorite
electricity
hold on my bday is coming up there might still be time for dinner requests xd
so do they use car batteries like viagra
thats why we throw them into the ocean. doing the eels a solid
^ eels
he is not an eel why did he do that
oh is he like the terminator
anytips dipping from zombs
what
why would you run
I assume they have difficulty getting away from zomboids specifically because they run
you can outwalk the zeds, patience is the most important thing to have
That’s the main reason
Dont run unless cornered
Ball them up
Bring them all away from where you wanna loot
Circle back
Kill stragglers
Loot
Ball them up 😭
i run
balls fr
Bros gonna get dragged down with your method lmfao
spheres
running is better than ppl give it credit for honestly
Running is good but for a noob never run
i htink u should sprint everywhere
Thats for rich people with lots of food only
1 hour zomboid player: i should run everywhere
100 hour zomboid player: i can outwalk the zombies, i should never run
1000 hour zomboid player: i should run everywhere
<- loot scarcity enjoyer
its not resources its map awareness
Running is bad even in long term saves 😰 trees exist and will stop you
i get my shit rocked in b42 cos idk the map now xd
ahah fair
are u running around naked?
dont answer that
Oh my God, so real, running genuinely saved my life so many times (can't get grabbed if you run)
Not answer: i do not not run around not wearing any nude clothing
Nude clothing
im having a stroke
Is this just a metaphor for wearing someone’s skin
stroke deez
i keep remembering stroke
!rj
like the stroke of genius edit
3d clothing
if i can find it real quick
Stroke deez genius
I JUST NOTICED WHY THIS CARD WAS TAGGED "TRANS"
OMFG
IVE BEEN LOSING MY MIND
LIKE IS URZA TRANS???
karn.in the background. scryfall why
Magic they them gathering
darw
literal doodle of karn put the trans tag on that thing take no questions
Darw they cards
The poisons are working
Its a regional cigar really
Pre-Soaked in fish oils
Dried stuff in a dry leaf
Chew on the end, lop it off, and throw it at you for working slow
Yellow teeth speedrun
white teeth are unsettling
Sloppy wet turd of a “cigar” hits you in the back of the head
Only the chewed end
did he smoke the rest?
The rest is fresh and ready to chew
bruh what
He chews them no smoke
oh wait
All for that dopamine

My fish oil cig not even that bad
sorry dude your chat read like wet diarrhea after drinking shitty wine i couldnt understand it for a second
Have you chewed it
he shouldve just got chewing tobacco
Idk why he doesn’t use that stuff, maybe I’ll ask him next time I see him
Its worse then latic acid
If I had to guess I would think it might be the need to spit?
you spit out chewing tobacco
not defending it but ppl have weird ideas abt chew fsr
Cigar probably soaks the spit up
You spit as you chew
He swallowed the cigars?

yeah
u dont?
Yes whole
Ure joking haha
delicious
is this cat getting burgered

idk why its called burgered
night sprinters highkey the most terrifying shit ever
Dying light 
run, boy, run
dying light:gifted power
run,boy,run:pure effort
hey at least cranes story was him just being a fucking badass
Aiden is fine, his VA does a great job, but crane is crane
hey at least cranes story was him just being a fucking badass: gifted power
ok im done
He looks like a random uncle
thats true
dude is a random uncle
does he have mici
Im probably in the minority, but I can never get into those kinda horror games because I can never get immersed
no but he has a record
Real though
every uncle needs one dui at least
The only game we've ever really been able to get actually immersed in is Tetris Effect
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/tetris-effect-ps4
From Tetsuya Mizuguchi and the same people who brought you the award-winning Rez Infinite and Lumines comes the new PS4 game TETRIS® EFFECT.
Named after a real-world phenomenon where players’ brains are so engrossed that images of the iconic falling Tetrimino blocks (i.e. the Tetris ...
no I mean in the story
not gameplay
the gameplay is unengaging for me, but I was talking about the story
would you enjoy it if it was a book
Oh, there is no story but your own
It's just you playing Tetris for anywhere between 1-2 hours with nothing between you and the scenery and sound
Also includes two of my favourite songs ever
Tetris is tetris
And Tetris is something we all hold very dear. It got us through some rough times
Aka peak
its a very sensory experience
playing it late at night when im a lil sleepy and its dark and quoet and i put my headphones on and for a little ehile there is only tetris
i love tetris effect
if it had more information perhaps
it just didnt connect for me
like ||when the pale man killed the entire squad||
the pale man
yeah the pale man
Like, someone finally did it
A love song that isn't about romance
I am not going to say the white man
white guy jumpscare
i cannot take "pale king" seriously
Pardon the delay, the markup tools on ios are fucking shitass garbage
The guy you see out the window?
yes
Is that not the visitor that harasses you?
I dont belive so
pfft
the psychic?
i have no idea what theyre on about
Gurt is also sharkbait so
Not to be a hipster or anything but I knew about that game before it was even supposed to be its own game
haha
it is super good from what ive seen
what do you think about it
i gotta play it eventually

is the demo still available
Definitely in the running for Tumblr's sexyman of the year
somebody say visitor
the visitor?! or the cat
show me ur teeth
i dont know what that means
The visitor

sexyman?
THE VISITOR?
he doesnt even wear a suit

Yes???
can naked guys be tumblr sexymen what r the rules here........
thats not the point
ok but why do recipes say to caramelize onions in 15 minutes
sans is tumblr sexyman
you do not know what the people want
john andor gets sentenced 6 yrs for being a tourist (deserved)
well. the point is that theyre not particularly sexy
simply impossible why do you lie to my face
If spamton can be, anyone can
ok fair
is that too long or too short
you cannot do caramel onion in 15 minutes
Too short
spamton wears a suit (? i dont go here yet)
like me
and its not real
its not deserved
Where did you get suits from?
u cant slice onions thin to caramelize it
if you think its deserved then you are john empire
Who is John Andor
Oh
its good
its just like. tumblr sexyman bait. the suit. the bowtie. the tophat. the sharp teeth
i like syril kord
not necessarily all at once
I bet your shoelaces are stock
who is to kill a mocking bird
i did get them from the prezzie however
who is 12 angry men
loafers jumpscare
and are they a dozen or a bakers dozen
we need Tenna or The Roaring Knight to win to fulfill the prophecy of every toby fox character being tumblr's sugardad
ppl change their shoelaces?
why are they angry
yes
What's the correct ratio of vanilla extract?
zo only wears velcro
Girl you saw mine the other day
smell it than tip it into the mixing bowl
ONLY FOR A MOMENT
it will trick you like a jester
aglet
post shoelaces pics
only a spoonful
a g l e t aglet dont forget it
who is aglet
i would if the shoes are cool enuf
bruh
this looks very uncomfortable
Oh phineas and ferb
brother
I havent watched that in a while
its a scene from mean girls where the whole point of the scene was that this is very uncomfortable
neither have i but i will always remember aglet
not even half huh
oh
cakes ruined
pathetic
add butter
butter?
is mean girls the one with chase crawford
pink
Yeah
is mean girls the lawyer one?
mean girls was like The meme on tumblr in 2010
sylveon ribbons
I wanted to get the shoes pink
every luxury cooking vids i see uses a crapton of butter
This mans cooking is incorporated into my mind like some strange brain souffle
thats legally blonde
ahhh
But they didn't have them in pink
Legally blonde
So I got pink laces
i hate this so much
what the fuck then what is mean girls about
mean girls is the one where high school girls bully tf out of each other
I think thats the point
about some tupid mean girls
to induce pain
mean girls in high-school
nailed it
who learn tk be nice
how do you guys season your food
A. recipe
B. What feels right
I prefer option B
it usually works for me
its based on a self-help book for moms who cant relate to their teenage daughters which is honestly. real fascinating
I use my signature spice blend
more paprika
mean girls is a teen movie
zo is secretly white
is it also random bullshit like how i make mine
My secret spice blend is a mixture of whatever the fuck I can get my hands on at the time
more paprika
And more paprika
ember is hungarian
american paprika is a coloring
i go thru & sniff everything every time & then i get surprised & upset when i start sneezing
why did i say spooky lol
wait its spoopy month
it tastes like nothing and disappointment
recipes are pointless when what I cook is whatever I find in the fridge
we must spoop
i have too many seasonings i genuinely dont know wtf is on my spice rack. which is a problem cos i gotta restock
i must draw spoopy stuff
Send them to me
no i need more
i sniff my spice to see if it feels like the thing to add to the mix
i have coughed many times from accidental snort
echo' s halloween pfp
I cant smell to save my life
That's where you and I differ
I just add it
sometimes I'm not sure if people like what I'm cooking or are just being nice
what should go on my spice rack
More Paprika
tru
You need more
tru
paprika is cinema
also i dont use spice mixes
It simply must have More Paprika
if i offer u sumthin i cooked dont eat it (its terrible)
this has been so helpful
When you have enough, no you don't
paprika chips
(u will die)
paprika sauce
riddle me this what do ants smell like i have a weird thing with my nose i can actually smell ants
Putting Paprika near the edges of the pot makes you look desperate. try again
HAHAHAHAHAH
my man
ant smell
what do ants smell like
ants smell like earth, and slightly of worms
i think i actually need more chili powders i used to have a decent selection
YOU'RE NOT GONNA PULL OUT A THE LOOKER REFERENCE LIKE THAT AND GET AWAY WITH IT
and slightly bitter
okay
woah
thats your reality bro
You Cannot have enough Paprika
ants smell toxic to me idk
i remember this one time i visited distant family and they fed me.. a damn casserole and i did not enjoy it
Mm, needs more loops
thats the reality off it look up what they smell like
why do people make casseroles they are not good
what is casserole
casserole can be good
or why they smell like pepsi
to make danger diamonds more readable to the public we have simplified our designs to "danger dont eat" and "actually this is fine"
isnt a casserole just a big dish
i dont even know it is just
like the container itself
slop in a square pan
Dish of what
no clue man
Salad usually consists of items
yea a casserole is just like whatever u throw in a casserole dish
the one i had felt like prison food
green bean potato meat and mushroom soup
me casse su role
i hated the casserole i had
im still on the ant thing
thats a pan
Not that's a cat
ppl usually use a fuckton of cheese in casseroles
seems yommers
So casserole is just like a roast in PZ
yall are just picky
Just put shit on a thing and cook it
see the dutch oven is far better defined
yeah I dont see why that is inherently bad
YES
not always cheese on top
i love dutch oven
it just depends on what you throw on it
Multiplayer when?
NO
never
wheres the copypasta
ehh cast iron skillet would make a better casserole than a dutch oven
the depth matters
bro smells pheromones
NOTHING
uts not'
Every time someone asks when mp a random character in a random script is deleted from the main branch
it tasted like SAD
It’s honestly ridiculous that Build 42 of Project Zomboid still doesn’t have multiplayer. This is supposed to be a multiplayer game at its core, but we’re stuck playing solo while waiting for the devs to finally catch up. If I can deal with crashes, glitches, and half-broken mechanics alone, why can’t I deal with them alongside a friend? The entire appeal of Zomboid is surviving the apocalypse together, building bases together, and watching each other die stupid deaths. Without multiplayer, the whole point feels gutted. Instead of dragging this out, they should just let us play co-op now and patch the bugs as they go. We’ve already proven we’ll slog through the rough edges solo, so why gate multiplayer behind some mythical “perfect” build? It feels like they’ve lost sight of what makes this game special in the first place.
i think i might actually just be a supersmeller but idk how u can like, tell if ur a supersmeller
I personally replace one of the semicolons with a Greek questionmark
nono not that i just mean linguistically dutch ovens are cool and less confusing than the casserole superposition
im not a supersmeller but i am a smelly fellar
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
i said it one day my ex googlrd it and ssaid theres a chemical i n ants the same as pepsi
have you tried bread from a dutch oven
oh tru
deutsch
doesnt mean dutch
is german
czecho helvetica
doesnt mean czech
is switzerland
goofy
lol
Joker arc
this feels like the same kind of "correlation" where humans share dna patterns with bananas
technically true but isnt really indicative of anything
buddy you should stop typing while riding your scooter
e-scooter*
You might be cool, but are you "managed to start 'Having Fallen, it was Blood' so that the ending riff was perfectly timed with touchdown on a flight" cool?
its hard im laying down with a laptop
Is that why I like biting people
yes
mmm Banana
ok i think i might be a super smeller but the reason its been hard for me to tell is cos i like acidic smells
i never liked bananas that much
ENEMY
some fake fruit scents will take me out of commission tho
I dont think you can purchase me
Yes I have many
I said humans
humans?
who?
Yeah, I like biting humans
i hear they smell
honestly with bananas its more a texture than flavor thing
its not my favorite texture
Well under law you probably could purchase me as I'm not a human or a protected species though i could probably get the status easily
I do love banana bread
texture is like wet bread if it was gum
that is delicious
banana bread mmmmm
have u had corn bread
Yes
your thoughts on carrot cake
Also yes
Corn bread is also amazing
I love carrot cake
also we're most of the way thru october & i havent made pumpkin spice bread something is wrong with me
u guys get down with "prune juice"
my man
carrot cake rules
Carrot cake is acceptable I need to attempt eating it again
fair
i dont rly like other cakes
i dont think ive had it actually
my mom doesnt buy fruitcake
theres a stigma against fruitcake
its just banana bread but with other fruits and shit
i havent had it before
i know mate its insane
im not sure why... it sounds good
does costco carey fruitcake
fruitcakes...
maybe its a balkan thing but we get down with fruitcake
depends on who made it
its so good
does it have cranberries in it
ive had terrible fruitcakes
🤔 i dont think theres one version
ive known terrible fruitcakes
panettone sounds good
still eat them tho
some may include cranberries
i like croissant
but it depends on whats available
i like when theres cranberries
i pick apart each layer of the yummy pastry
its ok
theres so many fruit
fruit (unidentified) cake
for me its too easy to be too dry
Cranberries good
thats why you need it with a drink
ive had cranberries in someth before
honestly if i made it i'd prolly lose my mind trying to perfect the moisture lvl
omfg wait
its october i havent made a cheesecake
tf
citrus panettone is so good with plum rakija
Theres different kinds?
They put the Drifter in the spice mix 
apple fritters n icecream i fw hard
theres variation ofc bro
as someone who's never baked, baking in general seems like some sorcery, cheesecake sounds tough lol
had them at a halloween party a week ago
Baking is so easy
Just put the things in the oven and then of out hot eat the food
I bake rather than cook. So baking a cake? 10/10 I can do it. But stir fry? Nopes
I LOVE making banana bread
I love baking and cooking
do you mash the banana bread into a lump
And zucchini bread! Legit the only way I each zucchini
But I cook a lot more often than I get the chance to bake
Zucchini is in the crunchy water category
Munch
Mash the nana first. Add that
zucchini is peak
So no chunks in the bread
I detest it. But in a bread is very sweet and yummy with butter
Crunchy water includes things like lettuce, Zuccini and Cucumber, watermelon, and tomato depending on who you ask
i like to squish the bread
because the moisture means it clumps into a lump that has a texture i like
you thoughts on aubergine
?
I keep forgetting that's what weird people call eggplant
I like a little crisp on the outer crust. Something about REAL butter on banana bread is epic.
I can eat a loaf of bread and butter that way 😂
i hate butter but i respect your shit
Most squash and squash adjacent foods are gross to me.
Never developed a taste. I even hate pumpkin
When small look like egg
Egg
damn
I love my mom, but she cooked so many veggies and squashes without any kind of flavor or seasoning.
So I never got the taste for it
Season your veg like you would meat
But I’ve had partners make really good stews n’ stuff with eggplant
Yup!
I am pleased to announce I am finally buying an air fryer tomorrow
Pod people!!!
I am so hyped
I'm so sorry to hear that
I got so many recipes I wanna try and blow the thing up with
Epic! Make some fries!
I eat a lot of chickpeas so I'm gonna drain, season and fry em so they're crunchy snacks
although if you go in the kitchen while im cooking your bloodline may be cursed
I got a pressure cooker from Costco.
why dont you just do that with an oven
takes forever because an oven is huge
Big airfryer doesn't want you to know this but you probably have an oven already
Preheat it
i have gud airfryer
unfortunately my oven is old as fuck
Just turn it on before you start meal prep
and is pretty awful, takes forever to heat up
my electric stove is slower than american public transport development
chickpeas are good
plus this thing is on sale so fuck it why not
i enjoy roasted with seasoning and mint
CONSUME
I should get some chickpeas
sounds excellent
I buy cans of chickpeas for $.94 each and I'm so hyped because they're great in salads I've never fried em tho
paprika hendl look good
just have a huge stockpile of em
you make the chick pea??
and you can use the liquid in soup
uh maybe
as a thickening agent
clearly never experienced the wonders of western asian food
yabrak with cinnamon chickpea milk 
real
may you bestow me the information of western asian dishes
its literally just science, so its pretty easy to figure out where something went wrong. my cheesecake recipe isnt that difficult to do now that ive got it down
exactly
those are so good
crunchpeas
i would LOVE to have a whole baking kitchen
also that said it is weird to realize that ur issue is that u didnt put a pan of water on the bottom rack
i would too
yabrak is stuffed leaves with shit
yalanji is stuffed leaves but cold and with olive oil
also im leaving again i was cleaning up my resin mess (<- lazy, its been under uv light for 2 days. didnt need to do that) now im gonna print THE CUBE
ever watch or read yakitate japan
shish barak is like dumpling but dough and stuffed with nuts and shit
mujadara is lentils and wheat with onion
Interesting
my partner makes kibbeh that tastes insane
shit brings me to tears
what else
mutabbal with flatbread
baklava
basbousa
kibble
kibbeh
I have a problem and have looked everywhere and can’t find a fix but some of the mods I’m downloading aren’t appearing in mods (downloading from steam) they’re not unpopular mods either does anyone know why? (They knew is one of the mods that isn’t showing up at all)
love kibbeh

kibble
its ok chat doesnt comprehend peak

looks good
Straight to the blender you go
western asian food might be my top food
i hardly know er
and cambodian food

too food
food pro max
food premium
the wenor has escaped containment
This was gurt soon it be you zozo
you cannot contian me
For extra flavor duh
i dont think i like leon thomas
why does it matter
i think his music is good but i dont like it
its all getting blended anyways
There my disappointment
its flying there are u BLIND
hold deez
hold deez
I like my Dawgs flying
free ballin
david bowie with fushigi balls
this movie was a part my childhood
your childhood is ongoing
HAHAHA
well youngerness
brutal
there is a period between that
homunculus
this is emperor smeckledwarf. he is very pathetic
https://youtube.com/shorts/WP5_XJY_P0Q?si=F95YiwNPrXlo20o4
I'm gonna gaslight the clankers
Sometimes I wish homonculi were real, but then my ethics catch up to me
why he built like a roach
He gonna be the new king of the united cities
pathetic lives long
emperor*
cue the vid of the guy hitting it with a book
until now i thought humonculi were blobs of sentient flesh
no they are
the opposite
why do lab grown brain thingies grow eyes
so they can see

realistically I dont think they would
see deez nuts
eyes arent creepy ngl
Kenshi world is a shithole every place you go to there redditer that hate women, there robot that want to skin you alive. The only saving grace in kenshi hell whole is beep and angu
Unless we take a note of that one time they did....
no ur lying
i thought i was considered too young to recieve these jokes
its so one dimensional. Look at Rome, lots of places full of poverty and starvation but the city, the capital. More grand than you could possibly imagine
👍
same should go for kenshi
it would make the world feel a LOT more alive
and show the depravity of the UC
which rome
True

where am i
I hope kenshi 2 decanonizes kenshi 1
why
time to watch yt
kenshi more like kenhe see deez

do you guys watch tasting history
yessir
yes
peak
smash or pass stink
true
i think his husband is hot too
yes
he mentions his husband sometimes
they have a garden
man i dont know why i know this
wait who are we talking about
im not gooning to him i swear bro
yeah thats the plan he refuses to wear any clothes at all because he'll only wear nice stuff
he has a husband?
i never heard him mention it
bruh
good for him
taking the tasting part too litteraly
ahaha
taste dis
ive had two of my friends both come out of the closet to me first and i have no idea why lmao
yeah that bro
i am very accepting
evidently you did something right - sometimes just being a good friend is all it takes
and humble
"previously owned two cats" the tragedy
indeed
is she the goth garfield
im not sure
he is hot
insane
what word
exhibited
can cats even be goth
I mean in all seriousness
Gaths
can your dad
gorths
Gurts 
ghots
full circle
this is a good image to show my cats personality
ugly
square hole
stinky
gross
PZ pillow
Bob husband pillow
bob
bob
the stink does not like the stink
But its funny
im not a cat person
What do u not like weird dogs or something
i am concerned for the health of the cat
he has a tumor



