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Thems is good too
force feeds sean mentos and coke
force feed dean4life husk eggs
crunchy
Dam L bot
let em cook
Hey guys I keep getting this error when loading up my pz server on indifferent broccoli. Anyone know where I can find the issues? Im not very good with this stuff.
LOG : General , 1759970102469> 1,749,919,550> Exiting due to errors loading /home/linuxgsm/Zomboid/Server/pzserver_SandboxVars.lua
please bill I'm watching the history of aot
Chat i'm cooked
someone with class and snack
I suck with eyes and I have to put ointment in one of my eye
is that a type of sourdough bread
I think I beat the adhd. I have conquered 2 of my food aversions
erm it just assists your eyes with blood production

why are you taking eye antibiotics
I got an stye
the body found out
Or something like that
Get contacts, that will train you how to really dig in there
the eyes exist
I misread erith with erythropoietin
body lied

I wear contacts like 1 year ago
Never could get used to it
the body immune system when it finds out the eyes exist
You still have a long way to go…
Really digging comes at year 5
Damn maybe i should've kept using contacts
🤣don’t listen to me I get multiple eye infections a year
I also have children who projectile sneeze in my eyes way too often
I'm not chemist why is it showing me this
For entertainment
I sold this ointment to so many people and I think wow i'm sure glad i don't need to use this
so you know
The worst feeling is what i'm feeling
I don't like the feeling of ointment on my eye
It feel like having an eyelash in my eye and I want to rub the shit out of it
Do you have an eye patch
No
Highly recommend getting some
I'm not ready to plunder :(
Well you can keep yourself from touching your infected eye
THERE BE TREASURE
It not even infected really
The eye itself is fine it the eyelid that having a fit
I thought that said “I’m not ready to plumber” and I was about to say Get Ready Mario 😭
Nile red
evil and intimidating exo
Yay double eye infections daily!
My bro told me he fainted and fell on his face at work today, his face looks absolutely mashed. I told him at 22 he shouldn’t be fainting if he’s healthy and he shrugged it off 😭
Blood sugar?
Hmm that could be something
He thinks it’s something to do with bumping his funny bone idk
You should tell him to eat more candy or eat no candy at all
I know that he’s on a chocolate milk bulk

nile green
Haha I feel like I’ve been there before… I didn’t actually pass out though but good lord that shit had me feeling like I was dying
duty doing duty things
Oh so possibly the no sugar at all option…. Have him evaluated for diabetusss
I know who to use this for
can't destroy it's spirit
Leon would you get your medical advice from me?
soon™ both major gang shit factions will get shot up
maybe I should have played ISG if I am going murderhobo
but I like being chill in cordon
Once Nile turned paint thinner into grape soda AND DRANK IT I was sold
Now I have something to try and make
I don't think there's any reality this is true
mmm tasty
It’s a question. A question for my résumé
is there a word that means no x10?
So should I check the box that says “discord users take medical advice from me”?
In America we take what we can get
Real
Pass that horse tranquilizer already
We can huff it
mild sore throat
just gove her some nyquil chicken
Getting high on thinner is about like being drunk but you forget everything
Not in a good way either
kinda mid tbh
I have a better solution
Will this hurt the chicken?
theyre already dead
This is my medical advice get your own
I have questions
Are you blind for a day or does it take a day to make you blind
Why does it say perfect punishment for daughters who won’t stop biting hair?

1000 ways to die tv show had a section where a girl died from eating her hair
If I remember correctly the hair doesn’t digest or something
Why is this a thing
didn't 1000 ways to die had a chubby chaser as a chubby expert
Who thought “I should eat hair”? Isn’t this some form of PICA
Hair is indeed tasty
cordon is somewhere i want to be able to rest and trade fr
Was this “stew” made for you Fred?
bayonetta when she fucking get you
Idk they topic, I just got here
the hangar in garbage is a great place to build a base too but not having a technician nearby for parts I dont have is annoying
same with gloves
I love my box fort in cordon
you know bayonetta never goes bald during her giant summons
i realized this after tryna base near the city
ruined that run for me
when tf she getting that hair from
Oh wait yeah he did the paint thinner as cherry soda, mentioned the gloves and grape a few times
i need some people to play barotrauma w
Barowotrauwuma
no thats like 6 hr coop
I wanted to base up in limansk but fast travel costs for hauling my junk got annoying
yeah i only had 10 bucks and i bought some treats for the cats
I could install lighting but I'm starting to think it adds to the peak male living space
Got screenies? I wanna see the hunk of junk
a true stalker doesnt need light
Probably got 400 bandages
I dont like walking to limansk
since this is gamma its mostly a gorillion weapon parts that I maybe will use
now I am just looking for that one part to make my AK actually usable
at least the winchester is a pretty good weapon
This will take 3 whole days 😭
nah I'll just brute force it with the repair kit if I dont find one in the next 20 minutes
unless the game decides to pull a funny and make me craft my advanced tools again
can't spell winchester without win
it all i do
Ive beaten the act 2 boss on my second try
🌹
Skillsong
Ok it said it was the final boss

Back to google so I can find the true ending guide
Binding the oldhag was fun af
Honert went wild
Honert 
how is the game???
how game is the???
the game is how???
????woh si emag eht
ok you ruined it smh
@formal wind fart
smile ft. two thumbs up!
👍 😃 👍
what did they do to you
A giamt fly was harder
to defeat em twice
She cockblocked the third act of the game
Whatsapp Info man
whatsapp danger
no officer, it's "high, how are you"
niota so peak
is this the simpsons
game is chaos but i never feel frustrated
el homero
noiting
noited
naught
Lol the old hag screamed right as hornet started her cello solo
hai chat
You should eat hot dogs
Angry
best character
everytime i hear about twitch its always some bs
apparently someone gave birth on stream 
why is that allowed
No way dude
I hear not from the clown
hello everyone! new rule has been added (can't believe i have to say this) please don't give birth in vc. it makes people very uncomfortable. i don't want to have this added to the rules as it is very embarrassing for me as a server owner and the rest of the people trying to enjoy the server. this is your final warning.

knife incident
Peg
Stay classy
watch the new papameat vid
loot under a random ahh board
Vodka
thought I was crazy for a sec
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy
even if u are you can still do great things
The greatwall of china is so chinese
finna make the combine fight rebels to the death for money
didnt it get breached
like wayy back in the day
Yeah it was easy
Me and my buddy keith breached it once
3rd degree oil burns all over his body
Funniest shit ive ever seen
He screamed for daysss
Only if femboy. R U femboy?
ptsd cat

INANIMATE OBJECT
Object class euclid type shit
Like there is authentic male woman
What
She was a beautiful man
The shorter jump setting doesn’t seem to have much a difference on vault height but it’s noticeable when hopping rooftops
I like it
Peacemaker quote
"This is my jam. You know, this is back when men were real men because they weren’t afraid to look like women.”
Playing with my beast rn, very fun
My bro was playing beast, turned and said “I’m HUNGRY it’s TIME to EAT”
Hey I'm kinda new to the game and wondering if anyone is down to play maybe teach me a few things
dont get bitten
God why are the fleas harder than bosses
Got it lol
I can see crane being hangry, gotta take a bunch of energy to tear through 10+ zombies on end
Ripping someone in half isn’t something easily accomplished on the daily
I remember playing dying light, my favorite moment when dying Crane said "its lighting time" and lighted all over the place

My favorite is crane saying he’s never done parkour before in the first game
🗣️
Imagine being a parkour instructor and being outdone by the guy who claims to have never done parkour before 🥀
what are we some kinda dying light the beast
what are we mister white
What the fuck
Breaking Bread
CAUGHT IN BAD ROMANCE
Sorry thought you wanted Breaking Brad

reminds me of that one dexter gif
indeed
they finally made up
after 2 reboots
what are we some kinda cargo box killer
he rlly did have some furniture
real
Ive watched too many ytp to remember the original plot
y e s
real
Dexter is about boxing
so true
tf is bros job
murder
reasonable
adventure games are not dead! this looks cool: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1848440/Foolish_Mortals/
Final needle upgrade achieved
Hornet is now the pinmaster
She pin'ped all the fleas now she ballin
Get a grip >:[
Multiplayer when?
Wrong chat.
when your parents stop fighting
Sometimes I wonder if my "Phone Update" is just installing shitty apps on my phone
In which I did not consent to installing
phone do love downloading shit apps
This should be illegal
what are we some kinda mpreg
ffmpeg

accidentally open Ffmpreg.exe
Weird dog
im inclined to agree but i know its a wrong opinion lmao
this the dream
i should rewatch kuuga
love how the cops eventually trust him with GUN
scooters should look like this
vespa
wasp
i would respect anyone riding in this cosplay
also bros ass hopping on that bike
sensational
should I cook some chicken thighs
do you want it
eh
It's not about what I want now
ye olde time
👴
they call me lumen rider
they call me poopen rider

I hate eggplants
I agree but I feel this is what attracts people to them
There's a bunch of tragic lore in the game, and there's the MC's friend who's sad that milktea's gone extinct and made his own artificial one(doesn't compare to the original apparently)
9sols boss spoiler
kinda
even humans did
the humans in the game currently are a genetically modified variant
one of the humans got a weird mutation that cause his body to require constant consumption of poison/venom
while also having a 2nd mutation that made his body very resistant to said poison/venom
without the 2nd one, most of those with the same mutation just dies
i presume thats what would happen
wtf is going on in the streaming industry https://www.theverge.com/news/796179/twitch-fandy-birth-livestream-dan-clancy
also microsoft is forcing all downloads of their OS to be online only
Apparently there are work arounds, but yeah
of course there are work arounds haha
as there should be
its a stupid fucking implementation
it hits harder on coprorate than individual user though
OS as service model
oh yeah which is even worse haha
makes it so you are dependent on them than 3rd party at cheaper price I guess

linux distro free
🤓
if you have windows only apps just use winboat

but real this is insane
Windows 10 is free
real
Idk why people treat end of support by microcorp as an end to the system
Windows xp and 7 were dragged along by most software companies for quite a long time
some people still use it
So it absolutely not an issue for both individuals or corpos
Corpos dont care about windows 7 not loading steam or such
As long as it loads their outdated software
my laptop isnt supported anymore
indeed
supported by dis dick
you mean microslop support?
who cares, no more bloatware 
By some people you mean every government office on earth
large cold

wdym
all in le head
Hi 🙂 wanted to ask, is there any list of all zomboid vehicles (including ki5's mods)? Im trying to make some tier list of cars, but maybe someone has a list that could share with me?
#pz_b41_chat #pz_b42_chat
This is gen chat, barely anyone here around this time and not a lot plays PZ here consistently anymore
https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Vehicle
Go down and you have all types of vehicles ingame
is there any way to have two installation of pz? because sometimes i want to play B42 alone with ragdolls etc. and sometimes i want to play B41 with my friends, i have pz on steam
if you have 2 installs on 2 different drives
🟣Yeah, you can move your current installation to a different folder on your PC, then switch to the other version, then swap them out when you wanna
virtual drive
alright so, i have installed pz B41 on C:, then i need to do what?
project zomboid
Cant you just copy the game folder of the b41 version over to another drive and install b42 on steam in the common folder?
or am I the tupid?
i'm not too i just asked, anyway thanks
🟣You could just rename the folder for PZ and then switch the version in Steam
🟣Like name it Project Zomboid_Alt or something, then when you switch them out just name the other one with the alt suffix
they get special security support tho, and often are used in systems that dont connect to the internet anyway
for anything online at least in the uk govt they use the latest
igrao igra oppa
where do I ask stupid af questions lol
also, I'm terrified and scared lmao
omg I am figuring shit out. Didn't know you had to hold right mouse to enter attack mode.... ffs
Depends if u r playing b41 or b42
#pz_b41_chat
#pz_b42_chat
@winter robin Thanks. I'll have to check what build I'm on. Just launched from steam after not playing for a year or more. I think I figured shit out though
Then u r playing b41, u would have to do quite some specific stuff to play b42 (it's an open beta)
^
my spider sense is telling me that thing on the bottom isnt made by a human 
Hey guys, are the servers working? Did you get Steam authorization?
?
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Hello all. Is it best to post a gameplay clip in #creativity?
is it creative
Thank you 🤘😸
how to i survive the ice zone in noita
Stay warm
i net to noit on all of them but i keep dying
i had a fire stone but it turn all the water into steam
so i couldnt use it to get rid of toxic sludge from the green boys
man had a wand
Its game over man
global warming
real
i knew he was there too but i wanted to explore
The game font looks familiar to me
Seen it in my steam library but never played it
its great fun if you enjoy running, shooting, and being a scraggly guy
noited
just a bro running in tunnels like some mole-goblin
i love looking into r/noita
its either world ending spells or some schizo guide on how to unlock stuff
hamis 
fuck those things
watch papameat planet fitness
i did lmaoo
lunking it
im sleepy but cant sleep
if you get a PhD in wand building even the Gods are Afraid
real
ive only reached "the gods are angry" as of now
because i walked into a worm tunnel past the orb
my work done for me
place a present into the offering thing
whats that
its a thingie in the sky
🤔
this a referens to i dont play noita
HAH lmao
you should its fun
theres a multiplayer mod apparently
a lot of the reviews say its good
i actually agree
dont like playing alone
fair enough
idk how it works or if its truly a good mod but 
its there
and you can noit on your homies

what is noit
noita
another insane finnish game where every pixel is out to krill u
theres sumthin in finnish woters i think
try it
i'm good lol, i'm guessing its an AI thing
try deez nuts
not givin' them the clicks
apparently it's an ai feature that summarizes the video and answers questions about it
brutal game, i should play it again
there was a mod many moons ago, with a single use spell called "bad joke", containing a paragraph about why it wasnt funny and upon use it summoned a horde of dong physic objects
is it sour
nah just burnt/bitter

it was me sorry dude i mistook it for a litter box
amazon warehouse yknow, cant spend 3 minutes pissing in the bathroom
@surreal mirage
I was not expecting this
Same
Honestly thought it would say lowered
Maybe this is just a cry for help
I'm surprised that they even increase it, I'm sure the founder stw player pop is tiny

in a cargo box?
yo guys does steam still have connection problems, with the "authorizing with steam" error?
my works
when joining a friends steam server?
Is there still no multiplayer in the stable version?
You following me now
dont know, trying to figure it out. my pz mate wont be on for the next hour, so i cant even check it
hey could someone make me a VC please? it never works for me
please, someone 🥺
In the name of the moon i am starving
Humans
so much yap left..
Yap
@livid notch explaining in STALKER Language why trench coats is good as start not as end game suit
Light explaining why you should join monolith
think i might be blind cuz i cant find the toggle to show which zombies ill hit with my weapons
like is it not in b42
?
your crosshair bro
yeah that
i cant find it
it was in display in the previuos version
its in UI now...
it appears that i fell aslep
I hate french
bonjour
I really love DL 2 so far. But the combat leaves something to be desires. Every single gle infected and human dies
In 3 to 4 hits
And combat uses no stamina
Simply too easy
most people who play story games i think arent like actual competitive gamers, would be nice if you would have more difficulties tho
is why U should play dis:
HOW LONG CAN YOU SURVIVE?
Megabonk is a roguelike survival game where you must fight your way through hordes of enemies and bosses in randomly generated maps. Grab loot on the way, level up your character, upgrade your weapons and survive for as long as you can! How far can you make it?…
$9.99
23344
Do it for Burnice!
Anything for baby girl
Do we think 1.0 will ever exist for this game?
I'm not coming in here to talk shit or anything just genuinely curious, I play it here and there and it's one of my favorite games, just thought I'd pop in and see what the discord would say if I asked lol.
how do i change my installation path on mods and save games, it keeps downloading in my boot drive
Maybe 10 years
You can't
i litterally just opened the gate to my base and there was like a fucking 100-horde on the other side and my fucking asthmatic ass guy just sprinted through all of them before tripping
that was the fastest my hearts beat this week
since fucking when are hordes like completely silent now dude
Fuck you mean you diden't
i didnt hear shit
Hakon Is a homie
must have picked the wrong dialogue option
look before you leap
Go New game
just to dap him up ?
Ye
Someone missed the button prompt and left the guy hanging.
idk i forgot what i picked
Your sentence? Firing squad
something along the lines of "i dont trust you yet"
gotta love dying light 2 combat, parry a guy and leap over him
drop kick someone in the face
Actually guns don't exist in dying light 2
I think there was a lore reason for it, a side quest too
i beg your pardon ?
My pronouns are Good/Boy because i always do my homework and know how to cook
Today I’ve worked 13 hours and had two diet redbulls and two apples
This must be how crackheads feel
i hate when i wake up early and i get aches for it
like
what the fuck
i did a good thing
Turns out people are upset by crane not being able to take on multiple volatiles, not being able to kill them in a few hits while in beast mode, I hear dark zones don’t have loot enough worth it and there isn’t any night missions
I feel like it’s a good change though, volatiles should be terrifying, night should be scary. Though I can see some sense in the dark zones/missions point
i havent done night time in DL 2 yet, the volitile design lacks carnage but i can look past that
it all hinges on how good the chase music is and how good the volatiles are in chasing
im gonna max out the difficulty
cuz right now
its pathetic
This is cool to see
I hear they constantly nip at your heels, as for the music, I don’t know, I was stealthy the one time I ran around at night 😆
Afraid to turn my flashlight on for there’s monsters in the dark 
i love that the night is very dak atleast
Can’t see shit on oled LMAO
dak
What build did you go with
Tank?
build ? in dying light ?
My DL2 build is straight parkour
floofie build
is there another way to play dying light
Fast is gas
i just run around
Hello, people
Fucking hell, 9sols final boss is a pain in the ass
how do you make builds lol
welcome to earth
Ayee glad to be here amigo
Bitch has a 3rd
I'm not 100% sure because I played pre-major update
The only one with a 3rd phase
Do go for every skill and try to spec into each tree for different things I guess
si mi amigo
you get skill points and inhibitors to increase health and stamina
Took me a while to reach cause some attacks in phase 2 couldn't easily be dodged
Until I remembered I can jump
Is it possible to get every skill though 
i thought you just unlock everything after playing enough
Don't armor give stats for specific items anymore?
there is armor .?
i sell furniture with a clock placed on it randomly
clurniture
clock based furniture
Oh its dying light not 9sols lmao
Anyways back to trying the final boss again
why them exclusively
Is a pretty fun fight tho, just sucks that she barely gives you any time to attack safely
they them is not my favorite pronoun
jamie
Isn't Jaime a he
zip it jamie
Do i ever hear a good night good luck
what ?
i say they/them to everyone as a neutral state
ever
no
what did i ever do to you!

you ?
Cyber bullying 
yes
:c
HELP I TURNED ALL THE LIGHTS IN MY HOUSE TO 5000 LUMENS
This is a good thing, now you can see all the dust
Or if you’d like to be blind
Look into the light
floof gets bullied for being nice
Jaime
Echo
Les dragon deez nuts across your face
echo save me
Echo deez nuts in your cave
echo why do you have a newcastle accent
Dying light discord has.. cat stickers..? 
interesting description
Yeah those are definitely short shorts
I've never been to Newcastle
is the castle new
i watched a 3 hour video on british accents
Rewatch the received pronunciation part
what accent do you have
.
That's the accent bruv
oh
Received pronunciation
Received Pronunciation (RP) is the accent of British English regarded as the standard one, carrying the highest social prestige, since as late as the beginning of the 20th century. It is also commonly referred to as the Queen's or King's English. The study of RP is concerned only with matters of pronunciation, while other features of standard Br...
I'm not even british
That's just happens to be the accent i picked up when learning english
imagine i had a liverpool accent
i remember one time i got so pissed off i started yelling in an indian accent
it wasnt even on purpose
Same
Honestly I don't know if I even have a accent to begin with
no way thats your accent
received pronunciation is how all those cartoon characters whos asses catch on fire talk
everyone has an accent dude
he has one, but i dont 
im sure you dont buddy
/r/woosh
/r/
aint it
im sure you take your job as admin for the r/poop reddit very seriously
woah where u got so aggressive from now?
sowwy i huwt u :3
must be american
maybe the woosh part was bait itself, cause damn if you did that unironically
riiiight now its getting weird
erhm, guys, its getting weird
you're probably wondering how I got into this situation
a strange reaction to a silly little joke but okay, i hope you guys are fine though otherwise 
if i ddossed your trailer park would your moms oxygen pump get wrecked too
I mean, we aren't mad though. This just feels super awkward, it wasn't a good joke
yeah
linking to the woosh subreddit outside of reddit is just so cringe
cant get good banter from plungers
sure but calling me admin of /r/poop for a silly joke is far fetched aint it
that shit would ruin even a good joke
discord role reference, i must touch grass
why lol
if this entire thing is bait though, actually good job.
so true brother
I don't wanna be combusting
then i've been beat to death
it probably is haha
i am trying to banter though
insulting isnt banter though
why dont you ping Phil about this and ask
ye this is a bit
i cant change your mind i see, dont worry bud
plu*ngie
hey, buster, why don't you keep this to yourself. zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket, pal
pocket...pair...
pal...worl...
roll it like weed and save it for later

pair of deez nuts in your mouth

It's just the standard uk accent
Mario, Peach and Bowzer are in a polyamorous Triad
i thought it was luigi and waluigi
thats waluigi and wario
also triad sounds funny
like theyre a criminal gang
i did read a comic about a gay luigi and bowzer 🤔 it was interesting
🤨
that conversation started just talking about the gym














