general_chat

[burnt kite]

especially ps3 emulation

[twin bear]

Jailbreak an old xbox 360

[burnt kite]

HEN

[toxic relic]

rooster

[burnt kite]

cluck cluck! 🐔 SHUT UP CHICKEN ‼️ 🗣️

[vital marten]

Can get one of these pretty cheap

I haven’t booted up my ps3 since they killed battlefield 1943

Time to create

[twin bear]

Bf4 and 3 were my favorite ones

And cod3

Cod3 had horrible controls

[burnt kite]

saw a fat and a superslim, both 80-something quid with games. Superslim is more modern and better cooled, but Fat looks sick (until it blows to smithereens), and CFWs are easier afaik. What do I choose?

[vital marten]

Cod3(?) bo3

[toxic relic]

there are only 3 times that balkan, baltic and central+western asian countries come together

[vital marten]

Only 3

[toxic relic]

i dont think i can talk about those times

[toxic relic]

3 occasions

not "only 3 times in recorded history"

just 3 occasions where they stop their competitive racism

spelling awooga

[twin bear]

The OG call of duty 3

Bo3 was pretty decent but I'm more of a zombies and campaign guy

And bo3 was not the best campaign by a long shot

Not horrible tho

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/shakira-meme-gif-skirt-gif-7208056894015933398

[harsh vault]

what is that

[toxic relic]

your mom

[harsh vault]

it is?

[toxic relic]

yeah

[harsh vault]

woah

wonder what happened to her

[toxic relic]

tahiti

[harsh vault]

always wanted to go to tahiti

[toxic relic]

no one makes it to tahiti

[fathom igloo]

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA 🗣️

[toxic relic]

its about making the journey there worth it

[harsh vault]

cambrie wat!

[toxic relic]

and bro tahiti sucks ass go to the shark sanctuary in palau

its an underwater wonder bro

🦈

[harsh vault]

is this an old meme

[vital marten]

Going underwater means death (I can’t swim)

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-stalker-freedom-sakharov-gave-me-experimental-zone-weed-gif-13440845669431909815

Nice badge of shame bruv

[rain mango]

Big chest inter galactic mommy

[burnt kite]

freedon solos doody

[fathom igloo]

Disappointed

[toxic relic]

real?

[livid notch]

Duty? Yeah make it your duty to get some bitches

Gottem

[toxic relic]

[vital marten]

Don’t take this information and push me in the water

[toxic relic]

i wont bro

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-crying-emoji-gif-8626349402912892862

[toxic relic]

you should learn though

[vital marten]

Being uhh 222 meters above sea level means I should be fine

[toxic relic]

what if you slip and fall into your toilet drunk

overhand stroke could save your life mate

[vital marten]

Drowning by KO

I haven’t perfected falling yet

[novel fern]

it can always rain

[toxic relic]

indeed

[fathom igloo]

Ugh I’m now in one of those “nothing sounds fun and I have zero motivation to do anything” phases 😑

[toxic relic]

what if you need to leave your huge american pick up truck and slip into a puddle

[rain mango]

Ugh

[harsh vault]

sorry ;w;

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/embarrassed-so-embarrassed-im-embarrassed-don't-look-at-me-look-away-gif-3237449352787189387

[cursive vortex]

Flight

[twin bear]

Listen to upbeat music

[toxic relic]

americans find walking so foreign a concept they have to turn it into a hobby and wear apple watches to remind them that they will never be able to live a reasonable distance from a store

[vital marten]

At 150% poverty level, I will never have a Big American Truck.. truly a first world shame

[fathom igloo]

That doesn’t work

[toxic relic]

nah bro

trust me everyone outside america laughs at the truck

[twin bear]

Alot of americas issues stem from the gov trying to fix the wrong shit

Lets put spikes on benches instead of renovating old buildings

[toxic relic]

the american truck is the same as the gazprom and diamond oligarchs riding their g wagons

[toxic relic]

corpo brother

[lilac quarry]

how about guarma

[toxic relic]

p word? erhm capitalism ? is this p word

[toxic relic]

where funny

[twin bear]

I love money but it sure is hard to keep it

[vital marten]

I’d like something box shaped with a huge ladder rack and speed enough I can get out of the way of dumbasses

[toxic relic]

money overrated

[half kettle]

i work for food

[vital marten]

It’s no secret Texans don’t know how to drive

[lilac quarry]

THE BRITS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE

it was such a nightmare

[tender igloo]

its all of america

[toxic relic]

[vital marten]

That wicked 140+ car pileup of ours still getting mentioned

Can Brits top that

[lilac quarry]

3 hours on the highway because someone decided to erupt into a ball of flames smh

[tender igloo]

lmao "decided"

[toxic relic]

why dont you take a bus or metro leon

[lilac quarry]

was trying to leave the country

[half kettle]

couldnt you fly a plane

[toxic relic]

you arrived just in time for the major metro budget cuts

10 pound a ticket

[vital marten]

I haven’t seen a worse driver than someone who lives in Dallas Tx

[toxic relic]

[lilac quarry]

the train was fire tbh

loved it

way better than at home

[toxic relic]

canadian rail sucks though

[twin bear]

Is Dubai rly as nice as the media makes it look

[toxic relic]

hungary probably has better trains than cornyda

[toxic relic]

no bro lol

[vital marten]

I can fly a plane I just can’t guarantee the landing

[twin bear]

Or is it a hub with a ton of slums

Cuz it seems like it

[toxic relic]

its full of rich losers, bad architecture, egos and enslaved people

[vital marten]

I am experienced pilot I have degree in Microsoft flight simulator

[half kettle]

just parachute out

[twin bear]

Checks out

[toxic relic]

i think dubai is irl chocolate factory vibe

[half kettle]

dubai is full of workers from overseas

[twin bear]

I keep seeing ads for Dubai related things and it just makes me laugh

[toxic relic]

pr shift

[twin bear]

It all looks so over the top and goofy

[toxic relic]

forced to work for no money cause their employer takes their passport

[half kettle]

right/

[toxic relic]

not exclusive to dubai

just very concentrated

statistically 🤓

[twin bear]

Getting arrested as a tourist and u end up working as a soda vendor for 40 years

[toxic relic]

whats up with you and soda

[half kettle]

fuck sodas

hate that fizz

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/refreshing-pepsi-yum-soda-gif-13408783

"Yes I drink soda"

[vital marten]

Soda is nice until heartburn, which everything but Dr Pepper does to me

[toxic relic]

?

heartburn?

[novel fern]

dr pepper is the worst one dang

dr thunder is better than dr pepper

[twin bear]

I think heartburn is a western diet thing

[vital marten]

Yes, Coke Cola and Pepsi both give me heartburn

[toxic relic]

insane

[vital marten]

Which is strange because Dr Pepper is arguably more spicy than a Coke but I’m sure it’s more than just the spice

[toxic relic]

spicy

[ivory grail]

Soda pop sucks

[vital marten]

I would call it spicy yes

[ivory grail]

Anything with fizz sucks

[mellow birch]

sody pop

[twin bear]

Something that rly gives me heartburn is anything dry

[novel fern]

this coca cola too spicy lmao

[tender igloo]

LIAR

[ivory grail]

Nuh uh it make me feel nauseous

[vital marten]

You get Canada Dry

[mellow birch]

sorry you get nausea from it

must suck man

[ivory grail]

Nah it doesn't

[mellow birch]

fizzy is tasty

[toxic relic]

i dont want to 🤔 say that the global east is somehow healthier or "doesnt experience health issues" but i will say its generally a trend that america fucks over its food so bad lmao

ive never heard of heartburn from coke haha

[ivory grail]

Kinda a benefit i get nauseous since I don't drink the overly sugary drinks

Just coffee

[toxic relic]

it may be a personal thing

[mellow birch]

suppose so

[harsh vault]

hai birb!

[mellow birch]

hai floof

[mellow birch]

doing well? c:

[harsh vault]

yemss

well

nu

but

i trying

[mellow birch]

well good for trying

[toxic relic]

theres a your mom joke here

[vital marten]

As an American I will say you guys have better everything in terms of food options

The majority of Americans don’t even know how to cook, recipes aren’t passed down anymore, and most rather eat out than prepare a dinner and cook

[harsh vault]

thank u

[mellow birch]

sorry it’s not that great

[harsh vault]

gout hurts

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-homelander-the-boys-exhale-relieved-gif-15406600715060657123

[vital marten]

The only family recipe I got is a dessert that while tasty is so much BS that you’ll get type 2 diabetes

[mellow birch]

you have gout??

[vital marten]

Papa Daddy Special

[harsh vault]

yes

[rain mango]

Get better soon

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-chat-gpt-brain-rot-gif-328452001259634608

[toxic relic]

i think america is generally worse overall comparatively

not just food

but yeah

[vital marten]

Stink you’ll love this family recipe of mine

[mellow birch]

very sorry to hear

[harsh vault]

its okay

[ivory grail]

Did you get diagnosis with gout?

[toxic relic]

the food industries and regulations in america are very bad

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/kupunya-satu-mimpi-kucing-meluk-pohon-gif-8407061725979526456

[vital marten]

Make a spread of butter+peanut butter+maple syrup

Add to toast

[rain mango]

Weird monkey

[vital marten]

Be liberal with all ingredients, slather it over everything

[harsh vault]

going to doctors

[mellow birch]

ee

[toxic relic]

thats just sandwich

[rain mango]

Lou thats a sandwhich wtf ure calling it family recipe

[burnt kite]

long year

[mellow birch]

don’t like goopy sandwiches

kinda why I hate mayo

no flavor, just goop

[burnt kite]

just tell me you eat sawdust for lunch

frostpunk reference

[harsh vault]

o?

[mellow birch]

a

[harsh vault]

birb

u oki?

[mellow birch]

no

[rain mango]

Egg with oil

[harsh vault]

wat wrong

[rain mango]

Kinda like lard ir hummus

[harsh vault]

was i gone for too long?

[mellow birch]

me wrong

[harsh vault]

oh

[mellow birch]

well, yes

it has been a while .v.

[vital marten]

It’s not a sandwich you do not put the toast together

[karmic jetty]

HAHAHA

[heavy ivy]

toast sandwich

[karmic jetty]

briish signature meal

[mellow birch]

bread with bread on bread sandwich

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-bounce-bouncing-bread-gif-14227658804645507524

[karmic jetty]

do ppl still eat hardtack

[vital marten]

I’m sure

[mellow birch]

I imagine someone somewhere does

I pity that soul

[toxic relic]

my dad taught me how to grill and my grandfather taught me how to make rakija and pelin.
family recipe food wise i would say our special lozovi sarmi with paprika lyutenitsa, everyone has their family moussaka and kavarma 🤔 my other side of the family taught me more though, including variety of generational curry recipes

[vital marten]

Somewhere someone is eating ramen noodles to make ends meet

[mellow birch]

man could be anyone anywhere

[karmic jetty]

hey i know them

[mellow birch]

or nearly everyone everywhere

[twin bear]

Ramen to save bucks? Can't imagine

🥀

[toxic relic]

ramen good thogh

shin ramyeon

[burnt kite]

ramen good

[karmic jetty]

ramen used to be the go to broke food but now? sht even indomie is expensive

[vital marten]

I had it for 2 weeks

Never again

[toxic relic]

real

[twin bear]

U can always add stuff to it

[toxic relic]

even maggis is expensive

its crazy

[sacred goblet]

is it evil to bring a horde of zombies into a room and close the door then lead my friend into that room without telling him about the horde inside

[heavy ivy]

soup every day

[mellow birch]

broke food will be no food

[karmic jetty]

is like lobster being premium

now its ramen

[mellow birch]

then people will do something about it

[burnt kite]

i will still eat dry ramen if I invest in crypto

[karmic jetty]

lemme have my slop in cheap mang

[mellow birch]

then we eat again

[toxic relic]

[mellow birch]

such is the cycle of history

[twin bear]

I wonder when meat will become smth not everyone is able to eat without being rich

[toxic relic]

people are starving and dying every day dude

but no one does anything

[twin bear]

World hunger will never end at this rate

[toxic relic]

maybe when first world people start experiencing real hardship people will care

[karmic jetty]

should eat more worlds

[twin bear]

EMP named finger

[surreal mirage]

what is this some kind of eater of worlds

[mellow birch]

that’s not generally true, food insecurity causes political instability

that’s true anywhere

[toxic relic]

but as long as bob in his single family unit can buy eggs in his truck at his suburb walmart warehouse, he will never think about the famine that killed hundreds of thousands of people a few years ago

[toxic relic]

bruh

thats a very narrow minded view

[vital marten]

1 spoon Mayo + 1 spoon of jalapeño juice makes a good ramen

[karmic jetty]

why is the food insecure? we should lift em up

[heavy ivy]

it's not just that, it's that people are aware and knowledgeable of the horrors and still choose to do nothing, or worse, perpetuate the system

[mellow birch]

It’s a narrow focus, definitely isn’t the full picture

[burnt kite]

you are not overthrowing a government if you are a skin-wrapped skeleton

[toxic relic]

i wouldnt say political instability, if it even is that, would lead to anything 🤔 especially if the people who are being hurt most are dying of no food

[toxic relic]

exactly

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jin-roh-anime-badass-mg42-gif-9270058

[toxic relic]

also again there is a major food distribution issue but it doesnt affect developed countries so nothing is done lol

crazy actually

[twin bear]

Divide and control

[karmic jetty]

we should just eat wood like that one guy

[toxic relic]

eat wood

[vital marten]

Mr beaver

[toxic relic]

i hardly know er

[surreal mirage]

puts on wood

[karmic jetty]

dood ive been watching mushroom channels

[toxic relic]

but real though i get very mad at things

[burnt kite]

is there any salvation to humanity

[karmic jetty]

theres a mushroom that taste like chiken

future is mushrooms chat

[burnt kite]

will we ever see prosperity and unity

[mellow birch]

might not necessarily lead to anything good

[vital marten]

When the meat is no longer edible like in cyberpunk yes

[mellow birch]

but it does cause some kind of change

[twin bear]

I find it funny how we think it was ever gonna go anywhere but downhill

[toxic relic]

[heavy ivy]

here in the states i don't feel like most people consider anything outside the country to be real

[mellow birch]

if people are hungry and angry, have enough to still stand and fight

well, they will and they do

that’s all I’m saying

[twin bear]

I personally think with how many people we have and the refusal to inhabit other parts of the nations we live in we'll be looking at even worse living conditions

[karmic jetty]

turn the jope into hope buddy

[vital marten]

It has gone somewhere, I no longer kill you with stick and rock but with a flying bomb connected to wifi

[burnt kite]

i will be honest, i would be happy to reduce back to tribes

[toxic relic]

reminds me of the "you have to remember that majority of people didnt like slavery, most of those people being enslaved"
because a lot of people forget that enslaved people had opinions about their condition too hhahaha its crazy how that logic just slips from public mind

[toxic relic]

it sounds optimistic in a bad way

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-new-vegas-fonv-joshua-graham-feeling-devious-gif-16057814146364018412

[mellow birch]

and it required constant vigilant violence to maintain that system

[toxic relic]

real

[heavy ivy]

anyways i think my favorite soup is a hearty beef and potato stew with a thick broth and vegetables of choice

[toxic relic]

soup peak

what about paprika soup

man paprika fucks

[karmic jetty]

soup is soup

[vital marten]

That and counting the people you once called not people as half people so that you can continue to keep the practice alive despite pushback

[mellow birch]

I don’t think it’s optimistic

[surreal mirage]

lentil soup

[toxic relic]

it sounds like 🤔 tiktok activism
is my point

not real praxis

[toxic relic]

lentil op

[mellow birch]

well, it is just idle musing on discord

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

@grok what does praxis mean

[marsh wagon]

Hello

[vital marten]

TikTok activism, first time I heard of it and I hope the last

[mellow birch]

not much in the way of praxis for sure

[surreal mirage]

man they're so delicious

[marsh wagon]

How r y’all

[heavy ivy]

lentil soup is alright, depends on preparation, when done right is beautiful

pea soup and broccoli soup also amazing

[toxic relic]

i just think lentils are peak

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/115-gif-11920008029680805385

[burnt kite]

i would be happy to get rid of centralised technology, i would be happy to get rid of governance, I feel like humanity as a species is not fit to be herded into communities of millions, led by a single man/a single institution, driven by spite and delusion

[vital marten]

Are these beans?

[toxic relic]

legumes iirc

[marsh wagon]

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praxis_(process)

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-eat-soup-gif-26833272

[marsh wagon]

Cat

[karmic jetty]

clearly we need more thinking machine serbers

[marsh wagon]

I have pictures of my cat y’all r missing out

[karmic jetty]

we learn

[toxic relic]

i agree with you man

[burnt kite]

replace human workers with word calculators

[twin bear]

I wonder if conflicts being small scale would change how we approach things

[mellow birch]

there is always some form of governance, we govern each other and ourselves even without a state to do so on our behalf

this is how I think we are designed to operate

[burnt kite]

major centralised governance

[mellow birch]

more or less

[burnt kite]

let us govern each other

[toxic relic]

booger take

you're a bird

[mellow birch]

am a person bird

[toxic relic]

then you have bad taste

in the world

[burnt kite]

gorilla warfare

[toxic relic]

finlandya

[twin bear]

America would be a fucking warzone if we had small factions

[mellow birch]

you don’t think humans have an environment of evolutionary adaptation?

[twin bear]

Ngl

[karmic jetty]

not the gorillas

[heavy ivy]

as a fictional space raptor i think pack and decentralized small group oriented communities are really cool

[mellow birch]

that’s all I mean by design

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/shlummo-gif-12593332870838949781

[mellow birch]

conditions which we are built to thrive in

[burnt kite]

i feel like diplomacy may prevail more than it does now, since you now do not have thousands upon thousands of conscriptees to throw at the problem

[karmic jetty]

lowkey handsome

[toxic relic]

paprika soup

[burnt kite]

you die if you lose, your cook and hunter die if you lose

[heavy ivy]

oh gods that looks delicious

[toxic relic]

bro hungarian food fucks

[burnt kite]

what do yall know about galushki

[toxic relic]

hungarian, georgian, bulgarian, greek

[rain mango]

Bulgarian soop

[karmic jetty]

hungarian food? the heck man its supposed to be filling

[mellow birch]

we are designed to regulate ourselves and each other socially and to cooperate to ensure survival for the group

[zenith sigil]

needs more cabbage

[toxic relic]

i know

[twin bear]

Hardcore mode

[toxic relic]

designed bad

[burnt kite]

early game rimworld

[toxic relic]

human nature doesnt exist

[twin bear]

Every person is different yeah

[toxic relic]

designed also sounds weird

evolution has no design

[toxic relic]

man i think cabbage is good

cabbage haters are babies

[burnt kite]

we are what we want to be, we created a convoluted Rube Goldberg machine of hierarchy and social constructs

[mellow birch]

it has strategies

[twin bear]

The human mind is a festering disease bro

[burnt kite]

we are trading holographic paper

[toxic relic]

arbitrary real

[burnt kite]

rude goldberg

[karmic jetty]

fartass what do u think of tupid expensive food that makes u hungery

[toxic relic]

rude golberg

[toxic relic]

?

explain

[mellow birch]

calling it designed is imprecise, but it makes it easier for people to wrap their head around I think

[karmic jetty]

u know those crazy expensive fud with no portion

[toxic relic]

stupid

[heavy ivy]

i also just feel no need to conform to anyone else's idea of what my nature is
don't even consider myself human :P

[toxic relic]

coward portions

[mellow birch]

good

don’t let anyone else dictate what your nature is to you

[harsh vault]

twinning

[toxic relic]

if you need to plate your food to fit a babies mouth then why arent you making that vomit puree food

im an adult man

[mellow birch]

I don’t think human nature as it is typically deployed exists

[twin bear]

I want the big plate

[heavy ivy]

how is the floofer doing

[mellow birch]

but that we do have a nature to us

[twin bear]

So i know how much food im truly getting

[burnt kite]

applesauce is goated though

[mellow birch]

it’s slippery though

[toxic relic]

man thats real

[harsh vault]

floofer has gout, not good

[twin bear]

Slippery u say

[mellow birch]

and anything we try to pin down is narrativizing more than anything

[toxic relic]

theres this apple sauce sold at woolies bro

its in those capri sun bags

its so fucking good

[mellow birch]

I’m just comfortable with that

[rain mango]

Narrativizing

[karmic jetty]

never had capri sun

[heavy ivy]

🫂

[karmic jetty]

it sounds like medicine

[burnt kite]

rich floofer

[harsh vault]

im not rich

[toxic relic]

me neither dude

[harsh vault]

im in pain

[toxic relic]

i just know the container

[twin bear]

Rich in pain

[toxic relic]

those pouches

puches

[twin bear]

I like pouches

Sick of plastic bottles

So ugly

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

what if edible pouches

[twin bear]

In the next few years after i try a few different brands of kvass I'll try to make my own

I love watching homebrew vids

[rain mango]

Moonshine?

[karmic jetty]

if u ever had white rabbit candy u know the wrapper is edible

[twin bear]

Don't they make edible clothes

[karmic jetty]

every since then i always check if candy wrappers were edible

[rain mango]

They do but for private parts

[twin bear]

😭

[toxic relic]

sergeant private parts reporting for dookie

[karmic jetty]

can u make clothing out of cotton candy

[toxic relic]

no

cotton candy gets clotted when wet

[twin bear]

I'm sure we could make synthetically weaved candy clothes

[toxic relic]

im sure you could make fashion clothes but wearing? even smexy shit would be hard to do

[twin bear]

But you would be sticky

[toxic relic]

sticky in a bad way

[twin bear]

The stick would be real

[toxic relic]

and by it

[karmic jetty]

imagine all the ants

[toxic relic]

you asked zo bro

[toxic relic]

bro i have nightmares about ant in my dong

[karmic jetty]

thats very specific

[toxic relic]

imagine with candy underwear

[surreal mirage]

cockroach

[twin bear]

I had a dream about fish in my IV one time

Weird stuff

[toxic relic]

real

i get it bro

[karmic jetty]

u ever dream ur dong falling off

[toxic relic]

like a scab?

[heavy ivy]

benefits of not having one phew

[toxic relic]

i dont think so lol

i had a dream my dong worked like a tire pump once

[rain mango]

Air pressure

[karmic jetty]

u got the cyberdong beta build

[toxic relic]

it ended with me using it as a helium balloon

weird but fun

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-tiktok-gen-alpha-meatcanyon-invincible-gif-7591453825158158396

[heavy ivy]

don't over inflate it its not rated for 300 psi it might explode

[twin bear]

I be dreaming about anything but what i wanna dream about

[ivory grail]

I crave to commit.... commit.......

[karmic jetty]

thought crimes

[toxic relic]

i dont believe in wiping

[ivory grail]

Gardening

[icy vigil]

Happy wednesday

[toxic relic]

theres a lot of guides and shit to help you "take charge" of your dreams but idk

[heavy ivy]

false today is friday

[ivory grail]

It a TUESDAY >:(

[toxic relic]

i just think hard about what i want and it happens

built different

[twin bear]

Oh that lucid dream stuff

[toxic relic]

yes that

is that real?

[burnt kite]

i can only climax to fortnite skins, nothing else will do

[twin bear]

So much conflicting info if it is real its hard to do

[toxic relic]

slow and steady

[heavy ivy]

dunno if there's truth to it, i have had "wait, this isn't real" moments but like never intentional

[burnt kite]

i can become aware in dreams and yet i do nothing exciting

[toxic relic]

yeah same

i just feel trapped

[twin bear]

As soon as I realize whats going on

I either wake up

Or forget

I'm dreaming

[toxic relic]

sleep paralysis is very comedic though

[burnt kite]

but i did figure out how to get any object one time

[twin bear]

I have had dreams about basically being in gmod

Lmao

[burnt kite]

you simply put your hands out of sight, and you will be holding the desired object when you show them again

[toxic relic]

soyjack pog face

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/soyjak-soyjak-dancing-dancing-soyjak-soyjak-listen-music-soyjak-romi-gif-8066269578142570520

[toxic relic]

holy balls bro

im trying that when i go sleep

[heavy ivy]

brain going "nah you have lost movement permissions" and then summoning shadow demons is both funny and terrifying

[toxic relic]

ive never had shadow demons

i do experience it once a month though

random time but always once or twice

[rain mango]

Bollocks

[toxic relic]

nuts

[karmic jetty]

who up luciding their dreams

[twin bear]

My dreams

[burnt kite]

baloney

[toxic relic]

goddamn imagine biting into that sandwich

[rain mango]

My sleep paralysis is just me trying to breathe and wake up

[karmic jetty]

dont forget to do a dream check chat

[burnt kite]

definitely something id make and devour in one go

[half kettle]

Yum

[twin bear]

The cold moist meat

Almost no bread

[karmic jetty]

stare into the lamp

[burnt kite]

i keep doing dream checks but they just feel like a part of the dream

and nothing happens

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

i rarely ever rmbr my dreams bcs theyre not great

[half kettle]

I had a dream about chopping the entire forest

[karmic jetty]

it is ur destiny to deforest

[twin bear]

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

[karmic jetty]

i dream of electric sheeps

[rain mango]

Server do I go out and buy cigarettes or just breathe at home

[burnt kite]

i once had a dream where I just rode to my original home, found a sixpack there and got blackout drunk to wake up

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/clanker-theclanker-scuut-thescuut-taco-gif-9470306211968200481

[karmic jetty]

breathe with ur mouth

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH thats cinema

[twin bear]

The wall offers the orange, the question is not whether you accept the orange but do you take it back to the basement

[rain mango]

No ciggies?

[toxic relic]

you put the orange in the microwave to unlock the attic door

[karmic jetty]

none go eat a carrot

[rain mango]

SIGHS PROFUSELY

** **

[burnt kite]

buss

[rain mango]

lol

[twin bear]

This sounds like a series on how to escape dreams lol

[rapid moth]

I cant wait to get image perms in this channel

I want to show off my wip halloween costume

[sacred schooner]

keep shitposting

[rapid moth]

I cant do that with no image perm

[neon bramble]

use your words

[sacred schooner]

^

[half kettle]

Shi

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-hop-on-gmod-hop-on-gmod-bro-hop-on-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-gif-24942500

[burnt kite]

give me 5 minutes bro

[twin bear]

broke ur hip

life alert where is it when u need it

[burnt kite]

i swear it will be five minutes

i need to wash my balls

[maiden jungle]

anyone know why my pz is stuck in slow motion

ive tried literally everything

[twin bear]

u finna have to download

alot

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-jack-aku-how-tf-unbelievable-gif-8289402379491026864

[twin bear]

i have addon sharing tho so it should make u download all the stuff without needing a collection

[twin bear]

mug

[subtle shoal]

I'm listening through amused to death by roger waters currently

It's pretty good

I won't lie

[twin bear]

u should get gmodding

[subtle shoal]

I wouldn't enjoy gmod I think

I am debating getting ultrakill but I've been spending a lot this month

[twin bear]

its pretty much just messing around

[subtle shoal]

so imtnot sure

[twin bear]

i heard its alot like doom

[subtle shoal]

Yeah

It looks really fun and good though

[neon bramble]

its fun

[rain mango]

https://youtu.be/lq1zh3fi2WE

LOL

HOW IS THIS MOVIE LEVEL QUALITY

[frosty tulip]

Fahrenheit and not Celsius

Big oof there

[subtle shoal]

Mgs delta is still fucking 80€ are you jorking it fr right now

💔

[twin bear]

only in america🥀

[sacred schooner]

what else would you expect from Konami

[subtle shoal]

more pachinko machines

[frosty tulip]

My condolences for your trash temperature measurement system

[sacred schooner]

exactly

and more metal gear survive

[twin bear]

elite ball knowledge on microwave hoverboards

[subtle shoal]

Hol on doom eternal is 3€ and ultrakill is 17€

i may be spending a lot this month but maybe, just maybe

[twin bear]

20 bucks for 2 games

[subtle shoal]

They're releasing some another online game

[sacred schooner]

this month ends tonight

[subtle shoal]

oh yeah

Tomorrow

Tomorrow is a brand new month

[sacred schooner]

brand new spending

[subtle shoal]

Fuck yargh

[sacred schooner]

quick, spend a lot tonight so that it won't count

[twin bear]

wait until 1:00

or 20:00 if ur feeling like cheating

[subtle shoal]

I bought wolfenstein tno and the collosus + mgs ground zeroes for 23 €

which is insane I'd say

[toxic hawk]

The accursed single

What'd you get

[onyx igloo]

i just noticed my 2nd gpu isnt being used

[subtle shoal]

I got ground zeroes cause I've already beaten tpp

[onyx igloo]

weird..

[rain mango]

...Dog

[neon bramble]

I can now do 1400 damage on demand

[toxic hawk]

It amazing

What is have you don't

What you have i don't

[subtle shoal]

Rockstar still selling rdr1 for like 50€ still

[neon bramble]

I kept talking shit about faust's outfit

[subtle shoal]

Classic

[neon bramble]

guess I will not have healing ego

[toxic hawk]

You will never

[neon bramble]

the gambling

my luck will be in the shitter again for the next few walpipi

[subtle shoal]

I will dunk greenland in chlorine

Greenland actually scares me

So do most arctic climates and areas

[burnt kite]

ill wait

[subtle shoal]

Literally barren wilderness for hundreds or even thousands of kilometres

With just bushes

And trees

[twin bear]

i downloaded a combine voicechanger

hopefully it works

[subtle shoal]

pick up that pepsi™ can

[burnt kite]

beois

bepis

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-sorry-kid-larp-or-be-larped-rise-of-nations-nation-rising-simulator-gif-18202816756838931088

scav about to shoot someone in the head

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-touch-tips-gingerly-swords-honor-gif-5133773

[subtle shoal]

Average hoi4 community

[burnt kite]

send the collection link

[twin bear]

broooo

i got so many mods subbed

alr

[burnt kite]

i will live twin

[toxic hawk]

Im ag 65. I do hope for the rest.of the egos

[subtle shoal]

Silver 65

[carmine monolith]

ur 65 years old?

im so sorry

[subtle shoal]

unc status

[carmine monolith]

fr

[subtle shoal]

🥀

[bronze moat]

Too much stuff going on at once in the lua code.

99.999% you got bloat from mods, or something is stuck in a loop like a mod asking “are you wearing a tool belt, 2,000 times a second, while another is asking “are you not wearing a tool belt” and it just eats up your memory

[twin bear]

making the collection rn

[burnt kite]

are you not including some mods

[twin bear]

ill make it smaller as well just to avoid any crashes

[heavy ivy]

"surely in my event oriented mod api the best way to check for something occurring is to do it twice every frame on the main thread!"

[burnt kite]

average gmod experience

[subtle shoal]

check if the user is wearing something every frame, say the mod optimises performance, blame the mod users for not following the instructions of the mod carefully

[heavy ivy]

works every time

[subtle shoal]

Profit

Fr

[burnt kite]

blame john

[subtle shoal]

Blaming John

Blamed John

Will blame John

[bronze moat]

Better yet! Check the condition of the car window and ask “is it armored?” 200 times per frame rather than check upon damage taken.

Can repeat this for every window on the car!

[subtle shoal]

name the mod "less car lag" , that'll really show em

[twin bear]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3577814224

done

quite large but theres alot u can use anywhere tbh

[heavy ivy]

surely this will cause no issues whatsoever! Programming is hard. still, I hope mod authors can take feedback and learn to do things better

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[granite flame]

hai chat

[bronze moat]

John helldiver mentioned. Sister Jane arriving!

[harsh vault]

hona copying me

[granite flame]

womp womp

[harsh vault]

grr

[subtle shoal]

I'm getting bored of this damn album i wont lie

[twin bear]

listen to jazz

[surreal mirage]

Ya like jazz?

[toxic hawk]

Die

[subtle shoal]

Its just roger waters ASMR-ing into the mic about "god damn... Capitalism... Society..."

Like why roger why get away from the mic

[toxic hawk]

Echo. Today is titty training

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-fancy-nickelodeon-gif-8789131

[subtle shoal]

You don't need to be so close to the mic

[surreal mirage]

I'll spot you jaime

[toxic hawk]

Only if you washed your undies

[granite flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-cat-trash-gif-6807531420038042295

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/what-surprised-gif-25739412

[quasi slate]

just want to give a big shoutout to my thunderbolt 4 port being used for absolutely nothing other than charging my phone

[subtle shoal]

I can hear his individual saliva particles moving through his mouth

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/gym-funny-bromance-lifting-boys-gif-20675399

[bronze moat]

There is a MASSIVE increase in AI prompts being used to write code for python, lua and java….

You know that windows update that LITERALLY destroyed hard drives last month?

It was not written by? Or sent through quality controls, by human…

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/grey-matter-gif-20280384

[subtle shoal]

i like? roger waters but when he signs he sounds like he's incredibly constipated

[subtle shoal]

especially in his solo albums

[burnt kite]

some of the easiest languages out there too

[bronze moat]

Hiya

[harsh vault]

hai dave

[subtle shoal]

Daddy linux is calling me

But I'll hold off

For now

[burnt kite]

i use slack btw

[subtle shoal]

I won't install some bullshit like arch

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/wildvine-gif-19562996

[subtle shoal]

"step 4622. select which font you want for the second paragraph in the legals tab in the boot screen"

[rain mango]

AI doesnt knoe what SSD is

[lyric galleon]

do you believe in gravity

[rain mango]

Neither do I

[lyric galleon]

oh heya dave

[burnt kite]

space sleep disorder

[lyric galleon]

quick question, is hd2 still fun?

[bronze moat]

Yup. But when 70% of adults over age 25 in your country cannot read past 11 year old comprehension, slop becomes standard

[burnt kite]

"кэп в ссд я отдал диск клоуну"

[lyric galleon]

i saw hd2 on sale today

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-skyrim-uma-musume-drop-kick-gif-7120821775844532076

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-hop-on-helldivers-helldivers-helldivers-2-hell-gif-17449638558952810348

[bronze moat]

I placed in the national finals!!!!

Almost B rank

[lyric galleon]

i saw people posting about the poor game state

[toxic hawk]

Mine is not training

[burnt kite]

training boss btw

[lyric galleon]

something about players prioritising ego over fun and getting stuff nerfed by collective community nagging

[bronze moat]

Yeah, the halo update has a ton of glitches on specific missions.

But most has been patched.

The game also needs a good PC

[burnt kite]

dun dun dun duuuun, duuuuun duuuuuuuun

[burnt kite]

this game made me sell my house

[bronze moat]

I’ll be and I spent money on it. I spent 20 bucks.

[vital marten]

[burnt kite]

i used to play the shit out of that mobile skate game where you skate with your fingers

[slate kettle]

i miss common sense mod

[burnt kite]

is it not ported

@twin bear it is done.

[slate kettle]

no, and the creator said they have a medical issue a few months ago, they were never seen since then

[twin bear]

im in a map rn

[bronze moat]

The pink haired horse passed away IRL just a few weeks ago. Even prime ministers loved her

[twin bear]

wait lets play the bunker 1

[bronze moat]

Wait. Braven?!?!?

[burnt kite]

yeah

i think i saw them here once back when i was a wee plugie boy

i didn't know

[bronze moat]

Yeah braven is fren

[vital marten]

The eddies are starting to kick in

[twin bear]

@burnt kite i think its all set up now

[burnt kite]

aught

aight

[west sphinx]

DEVELOPERS RELEASE MULTIPLAYER FOR BUILD 42 THAT WILL
DOUBLE THE PLAYERS

[subtle shoal]

baboon behind a keyboard

[west sphinx]

que bom que vc sabe jumetinho

[subtle shoal]

🥀

i don't understand that funny little language

[stone meadow]

you know what will also double the negative reviews? releasing mp in a buggy state

itll be out when its out

[indigo cypress]

you're a mod thats nice to see

[stone meadow]

TIS wants it out quickly too dont you worry

[stone meadow]

Im active around these parts

[indigo cypress]

yeah

been a while can't lie

[stone meadow]

I was once a user just like all of you

[indigo cypress]

you still play in that multiplayer server

[bronze moat]

I got eddies and am hungry for a shrawarama.

[stone meadow]

Maybe too much of a user

[stone meadow]

which one

[indigo cypress]

think it was one from 2023

somewhere around then

[stone meadow]

doesnt narrow it down i played mp in bursts

[indigo cypress]

meh its been too long

fair enough lol

#rank

[stone meadow]

Mjota?

do ./rank

[burnt kite]

i was here to see you accept the bloody crown

[indigo cypress]

sad lol

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-burning-it-it-movie-flame-on-gif-14114900090763665996

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-the-king-now-napoleon-bonaparte-joaquin-phoenix-napoleon-wearing-the-crown-gif-6946167605001287554

had to contractually sign away my humanity

[onyx igloo]

funny picture

[stone meadow]

whats funny about it

explain

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/jax-jax-digital-circus-digital-circus-the-amazing-digital-circus-jax-chew-gif-11936585415367839098

Raw

[subtle shoal]

I gotta shower

[stone meadow]

yeah you do

[rain mango]

Its not the first of the month yet

[stone meadow]

i can smell you from here

yuck

[lyric galleon]

do i play cs2 or r6

[stone meadow]

uhh

cs2

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-unicouniuni3-fnaf-gif-13976006820668028361

[stone meadow]

r6 is just ubisoft somehow making the game worse every update

[lyric galleon]

forgski biased for cs2

[onyx igloo]

funny i set up a plate in a video game

[stone meadow]

thats not funny

you should reevaluate your standards

do better next time

[onyx igloo]

reevaluate your mom

shes sick

[lyric galleon]

user has left the channel

[stone meadow]

Someone isnt making it to vet

[onyx igloo]

i am im telling you to check on your mom

im being helpful

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-sus-face-james-doakes-suspicious-james-doakes-reaction-erik-king-gif-14404252364057104628

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/bruhlmaojk-dexter-morgan-dexter-edit-gif-3871590212062699993

[lilac quarry]

I should remove you again

[tender igloo]

why did you message react yourself

[lilac quarry]

because I can

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-cenat-twitch-this-just-happened-on-kai's-stream-funny-skibidi-gif-4446364445021913783

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/head-nod-slow-agree-gif-18227520888996591741

[lyric galleon]

puppers spawn

hows life

[stone meadow]

thats the image i was looking for

[stone meadow]

she took unsolicited pictures of me and photoshopped them

im suing

[tender igloo]

lol

come on its funny

[stone meadow]

Yeah its funny to make fun of me huh

[lyric galleon]

group pic

[stone meadow]

shaking my smh

[twin bear]

lmao

[stone meadow]

CS SOURCE not installed

[lyric galleon]

they fixed that

css resources comes backed in with gmod now

[burnt kite]

dod source not installed

[twin bear]

😭

[twin bear]

amateurs fr

[burnt kite]

just had the strangest dook in my life

it came out like smooth chunks

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/avgn-poop-cbeanss-gif-7260692041394068695

[stone meadow]

ok

i dont like this

[burnt kite]

its chocolate sauce

allegedly

[onyx igloo]

life is getting interesting

[shut jay]

Are mods generally safe from within the game browsing?

[quasi slate]

No most of them are malware be careful

[burnt kite]

yeah they are fine

[burnt kite]

i am confused what are you playing

[onyx igloo]

finnish cottage simulator

moonshine is pretty cool

[shut jay]

Really?

[pale berry]

@burnt kite MY HEROES ARE MAKING A MOVIEEEE https://youtu.be/TAUnOcIw2Lc?si=qZ8az2CdTD45jiky

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/life-could-be-a-dream-gif-21917892

life could be a dream

[onyx igloo]

YES I AM MAKING CLEAN MOONSHINE

YAY

[vital marten]

they declare it to the world

[burnt kite]

the world must know

[cedar bolt]

Dyslexic people when they order a desert instead of a dessert

[burnt kite]

fuck ubisoft 🗣️

i dont want to log into your cancerous ecosystem to play a singleplayer game

[rain mango]

:3

:3

:3

[frosty tulip]

I'm still just annoyed that Valve is chill with letting these companies sell their games on steam that require you to use their shitty services

If I wanted this shit on Uplay, I woulda bought it on uplay

[burnt kite]

money is money, steam is good but still a corpo

[frosty tulip]

eh I'm iffy on saying valve is good.

not as bad as some other AAA companies but holy shit they've contributed to some bad shit in the industry.

Lootboxes, battle passes etc

[burnt kite]

account creation unavailable, try again later

https://tenor.com/view/json-error-computer-smash-punch-mad-gif-17865858

[frosty tulip]

yeah ubisoft connect sucks so much

having to put up with that to play siege smh

[burnt kite]

at least the game was gifted

i find it also funny that it requires you to confirm the email, but not the password

https://tenor.com/view/bird-weird-stare-concerning-disturbing-gif-6307777674329958307

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-level3-gif-13299332

[last spoke]

Actually insane to me that skate 4 has javelin fucking Anticheat

[quasi slate]

lean man

[bronze moat]

Everyone loves femboys tho

[young kelp]

[bronze moat]

Wait till you see what xbox and Nintendo are rolling out in 6 ish months

[heavy ivy]

yeah this is why i'm glad to have a pc running linux and all i play is indie games or a few older titles like halo

[half kettle]

are you zobmoiding it too

[amber vessel]

Is it worth the switch? I’ve heard you gotta be pretty tech savvy for linux

I hate windows with a passion though

[amber vessel]

what could possibly be worse than $80 PSN

[vital marten]

[heavy ivy]

endeavourOS (which is basically Arch with common preinstalled software) was so much easier to get into than i thought and i have not regretted it at all. If you can or are willing to learn how to use basic terminal commands you're golden. Most of the actual problematic issues ive faced have nothing to do with linux are are just nvidia having really shitty drivers lol

[amber vessel]

my computer is AMD. Does that fare well with linux?

[heavy ivy]

like, all in all its a smooth experience. the other non nvidia issues are really niche things like my logitech mouse side buttons having strange bindings, but pretty much anything problematic you encounter has a fix just a few googles away

and yeah you're extra good, linux has native AMD support because AMD is just cool like that

[amber vessel]

I’ll have to do some more internetting then

[heavy ivy]

for gaming, steam has proton which will run the vast majority of your titles out of the box, and can also run a good amount of non steam windows applications by just adding the .exe as a non steam game lol

[last spoke]

Any distro worth a damn has AMD drivers built into the damn kernel

[heavy ivy]

arch allll the waaaaay :3

[amber vessel]

yet again another dub from steam

[last spoke]

Yeah, any of that "Linux users using the terminal to do things" is either outdated or at this point I'm convinced is a Microsoft psyop

[vital marten]

Micro slop

[last spoke]

Obviously a couple of things will need the terminal, but 99% of things you can just install a gui handler

[amber vessel]

Do you mind pointing me in the direction of what got you started? Like youtube videos and such

https://tenor.com/view/vrchat-cat-creature-bong-smoking-gif-1132026044597347039

[quasi slate]

this probably looks so insane if you play Fortnite on directx12

[last spoke]

Rawdogged it

[vital marten]

Perfect use for an oled monitor

[amber vessel]

lol my friend has an oled monitor and his discord streams look deep fried

[last spoke]

https://endeavouros.com/ the distro we and soup gang use

[quasi slate]

i want to see how it looks with rtx but if i switch to x12 it will fuck up my shaders and i will have to reload them every single game until the game smoothens itself out again

[vital marten]

Could be the settings, I haven’t noticed much of a color difference

It’s a little more vibrant for me but the colors glow on oled and that alone makes stuff like this great

[rapid moth]

avgn my beloved

[amber vessel]

yeah to him it looks fine but on our end it looks absolutely cooked

[last spoke]

Comes with Yet another Yogurt preinstalled and so installing apps Is literally just yay -S steam

[vital marten]

Death stranding on oled ultrawide blew me away, talking about it makes me want it again 🤣

[last spoke]

Then confirm the confirmation prompts when prompted

[vital marten]

Beautiful game 🥲

[heavy ivy]

EOS is one of the easier ones, i rawdogged it too with a lil help from scarf.
→ get a usb drive with like at least 5gb, and you can put an ISO on it which is literally an entire linux install on a usb stick. it has a visual installer walkthrough from there, so the hardest part is flashing the stick and figuring out what buttons to enter the boot environment on your hardware

[last spoke]

The latter problem is solved by hitting the power button and then every other button

Or look up your model of mobo and see what it says to enter BIOS

[lapis ember]

#1422704227675017266

wtf is update required

[last spoke]

#mod_support

[heavy ivy]

do note that flashing a drive will obliterate anything previously stored on it, so don't use the baby photos usb stick, or do so anyways, i'm not your mother lol

[lilac quarry]

I deleted this post as it's in the wrong place

please ask in #mod_support as the person above said

[lapis ember]

oh ok

[burnt kite]

okay nerd

[amber vessel]

thanks so much ^^

[burnt kite]

people are just using decade old arguments because they have nothing else. No bro, I don't need fucking Win 4 Lin to run apps on Linux, Wine works great, Proton works great, and there are native Linux ports, it's 2025 not 2005

[heavy ivy]

yah ofc! it's a great experience once you get settled, and theres a shit ton of other fun things to do, for example here is my current desktop environment styling

[rain mango]

how i feel looking up lyrics in someone's status to find what song its from so i can lie to them and tell them i like that song

buff guy eating ruffles gif

(give me embed)

[hardy mural]

You are rank #179 at level 24 with 27,559 experience. (1,341 left for the next level)
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[last spoke]

Again, it's why I'm convinced anti Linux sentiment is a psyop

The only games that don't work are bad ones

[Any game with a root kit AC]

[burnt kite]

it always has been a psyop

regrugiated over and over and over

[heavy ivy]

yea like this is the modern day, its no longer a basement nerd thing, linux is the backbone of server infastructure worldwide and becomes more and more accessible to stupid dumb frontend users like me every day

[rain mango]

i will never learn how computers work

especially not linux

i refuse

[amber vessel]

computer knowledge is valuable, even just a little bit of it

[rain mango]

no

i refuse

that would be too fucking gay

im trans and bi

[heavy ivy]

microsoft did plot to kill linux in 1998 lol

[rain mango]

that'd be crossing the line

[burnt kite]

you dont even need to partition a usb drive to install linux in some cases, pretty sure there are autoruns for Ubuntu, Debian and stuff (I may be delusional but I swear they are a thing)

[heavy ivy]

gender singularity

[last spoke]

Can you navigate windows?

[rain mango]

NO.

[amber vessel]

so what? personally I strive to be gayer every day

[amber vessel]

whether that's appearance-wise(because gay people have sauce in their style) or in a literal sense

[heavy ivy]

i would argue linux is easier than windows because you dont have to deal with the Registry (horrorhorrorhorror)