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bros never watched peak
i havent
he cleaning it with a fork
fire poker for poop
poop poker
i have invented something new would you pay money for it
im a visionary
how do you get a living space
crime
holding a landlord at gunpoint
do you think anyone would buy a poop poker
thats just a plunger
flip the plunger over
poker? i hardly know 'er
damn
what would be the use case of a doodie wand
poke poop of the floor
poop kebab
AHA I AM A VISIONARY
POOP KEBAB
sell tongs
Are you from Bulgaria?
yooo o. How's your youtube channel?
Doing pretty well, got my 8th subscriber
do you want to make more money?
Money? Oh, boy!
i can make you more money easy brother
just let me access your computer
you will let me work under your name and id and i will give you 80% of profit
Okay, individual I don't know nor trust, I'll go to the website you sent me and download that software
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?!?!!?
yes yes im a freelance worker in japan
One day I'd like to have my dream job of having a company forget I exist but still having me on payroll
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Prepare for ridicule
Bruh gifs dont work here... or what
heres what you do brother
pensioners-befriend the ones with no family/no connection to family then cash their checks when they die
What kind of witchcraft are you doing 😒
The kind that can’t be burned
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brigador ost living rent free in my head
Show me the way 
i can barely wait for jjbasbr
I thought you were getting sushi
i got sushi too
🤤
the soup was $7 and i was like "that seems expensive"
till i realized it was literally half a gallon of soup
soop
i ate all of it
ated
I swear my taste buds are dying. The older I get the spicier I want my food
rahhhh
Odd cat
aha stop thats silly
😆
only the strongest will survive
@tender igloo can i get a yellow babber
ok so now that you know what it is, can I get a yellow babber
Is pumpkin soup actually good?
Uhhh
are you going fishing?
Thank god my workers understand that I don't care about them sleeping
CHÁ!
No but can I get one
when are you going to penal colony leon
sure ill mail you a bobber

Tomorrow 
have fun bro
its engerland
oh god
bros going to the worst parts of the uk
i feel bad
better off in glasgow than luton 🗣️
birmingham
being real so many northern uk towns are bankrupt officially
i wonder what happened in the past that lead to this
mystery

where are the candy shops when you need them
is this sarcasm
yes
when will the IRA strike again
certain things happened that made 2-5 people very rich but left the entire country worse off 
🙏
nothings happening in the world, i want the troubles to start back up
i used to go to bed every night wondering if id wake up in a war when i was a boy and now i think the same
you should have said wee lad
lucky
there was a massive fucking dry thunderclap that shook the house and echoed for quite a while, a few nights ago and my anxious intrusive thoughts was not having that shit. loudest one ive ever heard
is nepal safe again
bruh
i heard they have new government
discord mod pm
no thanks dave
just watch a mondo documentary and call it a day
Yeah! A dubbed version called Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Funny AF
This is wrongfully dubbed. So on purpose they just talk silly.
kinda messed up
already watched it
We watched bullet train on my Discord a couple days ago
its good
Also extended Lord of the rings 1-2
mid at best
that movie lame
about it
the accountant was boring imo
Alicia Keys is a main character alongside Akon. Really good flick. It inspired Bullet Train
yes but it is an interesting concept
not really
the only movies that you watch that i like are the raid 1/2
fire movie
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Directed by Joe Carnahan and starring Ry...
raid 2 isnt that great in all honesty, was hard to follow
the whale 😼
yo anyone wanna co-op? (have a mic american only) DM me
bro i have no idea how you liked that movie
oscar bait
sawmill operator walks into a bar
you got jorked by fat suit its crazy
I just do ig
holds up 2 fingers
stink, try watching tusk on drugs
and orders 5 beers
how the fuck do you like the whale
jorking my panener
ive seen tusk, its ok pretty funny
Im trying to think of a good movie you might like but not seen
danny trejo try to play a serious role impossible
almost absurdist lol
anyway bros, how do i cope with incestuous couple in rimworld

Ok
it's all that deep talk +128
just seethe ig
aw heck nah leon is here

u woke me up
this is the second incestuous couple in my save file
the other couple are a pair of cousins
Good
wtf they doing in your colony
Hope you can’t sleep
they were born here
i knew i smelled something fishy
guess those pawns never saw anyone else in their short lives outside of that colony
true
it's all that growth juice they put in the rimworld water
makes pawns grow up too quickly
grows to 13 years old in 2 years
indeedydeed
like I know why they did it that way
but it's um
it breaks my suspension of disbelief so if I want to make kids I make them age slow
but that feels painful
growing colonists and not seeing them become adults
lokiel casts epinephrine
they gotta make this server a rimworld server instead
you know many ?
i need them to add magic to pz

Wait Castle ur Portuguese?
portugal should be a balkan country
maybe pz will be fun if magic
correct
we are, basically
Are u from the mainland ?
necromancy is when you marry a dead person
needs more concrete apartments
just one
im portuguese, yes
Two
bro they already got that
continental
whos the other
Ahh, my great grandma is from the islands (azures i think its called)
me lmao
youre from Portugal?
where your horse
castle drinking rakia by the litre while eating sunflower seeds on the corner of the road like a real povvo bloke
not you, jdod

we’re an eastern european country in spirit
true bruv
Its so beautiful
can you ride a horse drunk, like a horse and carriage situation
i could do without the housing crisis though
My grandparents were born in portugal
it’s incredibly beautiful yes
I see, very cool
bro just needs the fear of invasion from "neighbours", politicians that spend money on football stadiums instead of healthcare and a 300 euro/month job and he's one of us
i don’t think pictures do it justice
apparently they need electricians on the açores
Like where my great grandma lives they have a couple for the entire island
youre from where exactly ?
i swear youre like
your dads house
shitass here is stuck in a rock
from new zealand or something
how many times do i have to tell people my life story
my dads dead
discordian memory
i wish i joined him

how did stink get stuck there
im a geologist ask leon
was i right at least
couldnt stop myself from looking at rocks
youre from new zealand
no
im not from here
i live here
its called immigration
my dad is cambodian, my mother is bulgarian
i lived with my dad half the time and my uncles outside plovdiv the other half
my tone doesn’t come off in text
he gets why new zaland
come off dis dick lmao gottem
zaland
zazaland
what's wrong with it?
bro
i like kookaburras
ah.
it’s a whole trend globally it seems
the landlords get tax cuts and more leeway to up rent every 12 months
indeed
if it was nuclear war at least itd be over quickly
slow and silent crawl into oblivion is crazy
bro everywhere the price if living is going too high
ik bro
where would you plan on moving to anyways?
your dads house
We are back!
become gurts daddy
rural Armenia looks nice
only real answer is some northern european country
eww
you're right that its fucked everywhere but at least i could go to a place that takes my passport without wanting a map of my entire dna genome to "make sure im not a naughty boy"
battlefield players are so infuriatingly stupid
nothing Dutch
never bro
I cant belive youd move to a country that falt for the south in the Civil War stink
pfft, the Dutch
smh
they have 0 personality but they’re nice to live in
the only northern european country id go to would be finland
take B to lose A, take A to lose B, NEVER DEFEND.
I dont think you are man enough for Finland

oh no guys, the same one squad has used this one route to flank this one obj 20 times. wonder what they'll do next....
THEY DID THE SAME THING!?!?
hamster dam
finland is great except they are turbo racists
now I wanna go watch them female ice swimming videos
i think im man enough for finland
whats up woth Finland?
i once watched a video on youtube that had a game in it
its like poland but north
isnt it a chill place
Rhows the food?!

Finland is like Russia, except they hate Russia
pun intended
finland is more like czech republic than russia
I meant racially
estonia is finland
is my summer car an accurate representation of finland
its not
its a nationality i think
demigrafics
well,
finnish people try not to hate african countries challenge impossible
the caucasis mountains be there
a race is a population that is racialized
Why do the finish hate Africa
lolol
Why lol
they’re terrible people
why do the french still fuck with their "ex colonies"
how do i
the Finn's ride polar bears into battle I think
Idk, youre gay dont you have like super powers
im more like bi but yes
I am spreading false information on the internet
Bi blade
it's kinda fun
the caucasus mountains are where georgia and turkey and so on are
can humanity get along and make a super fucking cool spaceship to go to far distances of space already
the bipolar express
real
if you say that georgia is russia youll summon every georgian old man to your house to beat you up
imagine like a car enthusiast lot full of spaceships and flying cars n shit
well the ukraine was russia at one point
but tbh unless we have intelligent aliens or biospheres full of life to get to in a reasonable amount of time
they survived several invasions for what
well, no
hehehe
they were in the USSR not Russia
successfully rage baiting me
it all went wrong when they got rid of the Czars

im sorry im not brainrotted in a post post irony age brother
Another rage bait
im an old man, i can still process words
im just gonna lean back and wait for someone to get muted or something
why lol
i thought people were getting political
?
Yeah there's nothing political about the existence of the USSR what do you mean?
.. uhh
i love alcohol its state mandated it must be healthy
Bruh it's so obvious they're being sarcastic
its a gray circle
the way of the world
its not loading for you?
what mysteries will unfold from the forbidden circle of gray
no
gn
what about me bro
im a cooler gay
ok
Is Portugal colder than NZ?
yes
it depends on where you are id think
it’s overall colder
ok
according to my ip address im in senegal
japan smokes more than all of europe
the stress is getting to them
going to a hotel and booking a smoking room is so peak
i have asthma
japan still living like 1987
also it’s kind of an expensive habit
fair enough bro

why smoke when you can blow it all on gambling

smoking isnt expensive if you take a day trip to moldova or north macedonia
just buy a 7 dollar carton and drive back
this makes gambling a more expensive hobby
return on investment: depression
local govt kept threatening to go hard on people with smuggled smokes since there's a huge tax on em but never actually does anything
lolol
or just don’t smoke
eh
yeah smoking is a placebo no?
people can have vices
its mostly the existing addicts that still smoke
not saying you should smoke but 
one place where smoking is more expensive is australia
vaping industry cashing in on the razor blade model
I dont understand the point of the disposable vapes
or do the supposed "quality" devices degrade fast enough to make it better
make more money
i dont fuck with vaping either
i dont really smoke lmao, only socially ig
vaping seems kind of lonely
I like disposables
?
used to help my parents behind the register so I always had a good idea of how much regulars burn through to smoke a week so I just never wanted to try
nah fair
album cover bird
merry like wasting her monies
its kind of fucked how corpo gets people hooked on smokes then jacks up the price the moment its the hardest to quit
crazy milking
where is that
Thats what they do
wdym where
iirc the price of smokes stayed at about a stable dollar a pack for the quality cigarettes for as long as I can remember

wdym
then only government taxes shot it up by 400%
they are like 16 now
from other people I've asked, it's the same deal or is that an asian thing
smokes get more expensive every year
this is what im saying bro
🥱
its not like hiking up the prices will make people stop
Yo gurt
addiction tax is crazy
Yo
I meant the only thing that spiked it was the addiction tax
dollar a pack for decades until a planned 400% ramp up via taxes
🤔 the dollar a pack might be a regional thing, but yeah the ramp up is insane
no lol
12
wait no thats half
also what packs are going for 20 bucks in america
only smuggled cigarettes go that low anymore
normal 20 pack?
yeah
I see
wubwubwubwub
I wish Chip was in this video
Squirrel
Sqwerwel 🤓 👆
I've only just started playing version 42, is it just me or are there way more generators available now?
who agree;s
sea shanties need to make a comeback
then I remember I havent listened to the Longest Johns in a while
yeah I love that, no more having to scour petrol stations to find bigger food storage
cheers for confirming that I'm not going crazy(er)
https://www.casio.com/us/watches/casio/about/f-91w Guys I can't decide what model to get
They're all so swaggy
i'm not gonna click that
not what i am gonna spend my nonexistent disposable income on
Good thing I'm not asking you to spend money on them then
I'm asking which one you guys think is swaggy
I'm not saying you have to buy one
Sick as hell
why is the evil red clock ragebaiting me
my wife and I are having a big fight about my lack off enthusiasm to go to a limited screening about a degrassi documentary
and I open up reddit and this is the top post lol
It's a message
Watch the shitty documentary
so she brought it up weeks ago
in the middle of discussing the logistics of going, she got upset and said "forget it. i'm going to bed. I don't want to talk about it anymore."
I looked into it, and it was playing on a different date than the one that she had suggested, and that date was much more convenient for me so i had less hesitations about going, but she again said to forget it and she did't want to talk about it anymore.
then today... the day after the last showing of it... she tells me that she's still upset about it... and she's more upset about how I wasn't enthusiastic about going.
its now not available anywhere and there's no release date or even a hint of how or when we can watch it
what is this
looks like a bad version of inbetweeners
some show for tweens that aired in the early 2000's
starring drake (the "rapper")
lol
Hackerman
i don't have any opinion of either of them
I will not fall for ur scams
ive never watched the other one lol
not sure what the fuss is about if you're not interested in a rescreening of something you dont care about
but my wife told me that she feels like I don't care about her, and denied me any opportunity to show that I do
and that made me sad
on an already tough day
These fucking monoliths got me tweaking man
yikes man im not sure what to say lmao
sounds rough
not really sure how not wanting to see a documentary means you dont care
idk
I got an 85.8 on my calc test 🙁
There were 33 questions
They were all worth 3 points
Except 1 was worth 4 to make it an even 100 point test
that particular question had you calculate the derivative of a function and then calculate the equation of a tangent line at a given x value.
I got 0 points on that question...
here's why:
yooo the inbetweeners
correct answer is in the blue box
I rewrote the y= when it was already there and i was only supposed to write what came after it.
can you query that or smth
I emailed my professor
👍
I don't know if you use dishwashers or know what "jet dry" is
but after my poor test performance, I was telling my wife about how I had never used it before
and I started pouring it into what I thought was the receptacle for it
but it was actually a vent for steam to come out and I ended up dumping half the bottle in there only for it to ooze out onto the floor
sometimes its just a bad day bro
and then she hit me with that degrassi fight and now its way past my bed time and I start my new job in 7.5 hours
so yeah I'm sad 🙁
go to bed
Happy wednesday
just go to bed and start again tomorrow brother
i gotta walk my big dog... but yeah you are right
i wish I could figure out how to make my wife think I care about her...
but this isn't couples therapy
yeah i cant help with that lmao
alright i'm gonna walk my dog and go to bed.
thanks for listening to my woes
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Fuck you it's January

Ow
It is a very fun month
I just accepted my fate tbh
Rain world water sections creep me out
Yeah I've been stuck on coastline for a bit, just met moon
I hate it here
i love rain world
I love Rainworld so far but I do not enjoy being in coastline
Guessing that's intentional
Yes
I looked up help stuff for coastline and it said to keep going right, I'm guessing that's advice for before you meet Moon because going right just leads me back there lmao
What I've noticed
Which is extremely off topic
But no matter how big the discord server
There only like 12-20 people who are active
The rest just comes and leaves from time to time and like 60% is completely inactive
No matter if there are 100 or 10k users
usually it depends on how many active chatrooms there are in the server
unless it's like an active event type going on some people will congregate around certain rooms
Man the power went out, guess it’s time to say goodbye to my 9 fridges of cabbages
pz chat has quite a bit more flux, general chat is much more stable
Wait can’t u eat rotten food like ice cream?
Ok 😎 😏
Why would you wink at yourself
Why wouldn’t I

anyone know why the devs stopped posting on the official site?
Thursdoids are on pause to focus entirely on updating b42
oki , normaly i saw the updates there and was missing the news
we got #patchnotes for update patchnotes
I hate b42, delaying thursdoids
Thursdoids delayed the Mondoids
Thursdoids got what it had coming
rimworld 1.6 did not spark as much joy as I would have hoped
wait waht
there are no thursdoids, only fridoids
Ah, I'm getting back into Quasimorph
broke unemployed life
Based pfp
what's the new meta
a bear was fuckin around w my trash so i went out to tell him to fuck off and now i feel bad cause his back left foot was unusable :(
EAt it
hes hurt and now im emailing like 20 fucking people about some fuck ass bear
its 2 am
you always let him in, I dont care if you are on your second citation
thought he was ragebaiting me by walking so slow
No clue, only just gotten back into it. Some wild shit happening now though. During a mission I headed to the last floor and suddenly a pirate crew crash landed into the place and it was a shitshow
I am very confused by the tech tree but was too sleepy to learn how do the game at the time
Not sure if they added those random events this major patch or the previous one
supposedly, the stock market requires less player intervention just to keep other factions in play
You can also take over companies you defeated and run them as shell corporations
ayo what
do you have to personally defeat them for it?
I think so but I'm not entirely sure, since I only just got back into the game after a while
fucking space ancapistan man
From what I heard, once the corporation is basically on deaths door, you get a mission to kill the CEO
I would try it out if I wasn't already crashing my brain with another turbo autist game
Not certain if that's true, it's just what I heard
I fucking hate Bremen
Plus there's a new hexarch corporation
Worst city I've ever been in
Tianming I believe the company is called?
what do they do
Not entirely sure yet. I'll be home in like half an hour, I'll check and ping ya
yeeeeeee
Here's the stuff about the new company takeover system tho
I read some interesting thoughts about the update but I'll not spoil your fun
Oh now I'm curious
Might be a bit then cause I'm very early on, only done 2 contracts
I'm simping for PlanetBridge
I simp for whoever gives me decent assault rifles and backpacks the soonest
I keep forgetting how much of a hell nightmare this world is tho lol. Some poor general manager walks to the bathroom and they suddenly get mowed down by this deranged PMC and has their limbs amputated and eaten
said manager went to the bathroom to process his colleague turning into an aztec demon killing the other schmucks around him
If only those employees smoked their mandated cigarettes
Ohh you're talking about quasimorph
None of this woulda happened
I've lost my way with it since it's been a while
unreasonably intense that you forget it's turn based
Eventually I'll get good enough to play unfair difficulty and start hating life even more
I like how the turn based thing in this game works
It doesn't feel turn based at all
At least to me
I suddenly cant aim for shit
oh wait both my hands have been amputated by the buzz saw gun
Now we know how the necromorphs in dead space feel
the civil resistance is so swingy to fight
normally they die easily, but they have a few weapons that are just obnoxious
damn
how long has it been since u played?
because the last major patch before this one added augmentations.
I am not evil
the man behind the slaughter 
borthday
old person
hapy garf day
oh
vro was never loved as a child
they had to use cement as a pacifier
when the person grabs sonic the cake just forms weird like that
is the cake made out of icing only?
is it just icing
iceing
iceieng?
how tf to you spell that
vro has never eaten a cake for their borthday
they truly never experienced childhood wonder
that is not a furry 
I made this character with 13 years old
before I knew what furrys are
I saw a furry image and thought "wow what a cool idea" and made my own
so the idea came from actual furry
but I'm am not a furry
I didn't make the pfp
a friend of mine made it
who
is a furry..
sometime before the ship upgrades
vro is losing so many friendships points its crazy

thats not okay
quick! say something quirky!
swedrftgvzbhunjimko,l
ah, well a pirate faction also came out the patch after that one.
blasted pirates
yarr 🏴☠️ 🦜
I like energy guns
what game are you two talking about?
Quasimorph
(zomboid "personal" container) anybody knows about this?
like mods or script any things.
whats zomboid
never heard of it
people here come up with the weirdest games
fr
ppl be asking about the game
how its hard
what freaking game
we in discord
discordia
proud discordian
the game was rigged from the start
I'm #stalkedbythefeds 😔 🚬
Hello fellas
how d
how'd
whod
what'd
wh'od*
The'ye'ir*
Yo'ur'ent*
doe'sy'yes'nt
yaay
I have other good news
soon I'll have my diagnosis for my mental stuff
that means..
I have to pay less taxes
and I have more days off at work
You pay taxes?
and I cant be fired anymore without a valid reason
Rookie mistake

behold, my 100% discount coupon
show me
sure
thats mean
no thats the coupon
thats not a coupon
yes
thats very kind of you

youre vegan?
damn
Hey like, what you do behind close doors ain't nun of my business
I crave nuggies
oh I thought you said regularly nvm
autism
no
I eat flesh
twice a month
maybe less
Who's flesh








