general_chat

[livid notch]

I'm bored j'aime

I'm gonna elden ring it again

[toxic hawk]

nah

go solo anxiety

it's easy

[livid notch]

Easy he said

I made it to the streets

And got jumped by 10 runners

[toxic hawk]

patience is key

semi auto weapon

kill as they come

and learn to run away

[toxic relic]

being john malkovich surely is a movie

[tall glen]

new peacemaker episode watched

[karmic jetty]

[icy vigil]

Nothing èver happens

[tall glen]

zozzle

[split coyote]

Guys

[split coyote]

Guys

[split coyote]

No

[icy vigil]

Thats me

Guys

[split coyote]

Guys

[toxic relic]

guys

[split coyote]

Guys

[toxic hawk]

Les gars

[rapid goblet]

Guys?

[toxic hawk]

Girls

[loud pumice]

Do you remembuh?

[karmic jetty]

21st night of september

[loud pumice]

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

this is a good review of the movie

i think i like being john malkovich

[toxic hawk]

"This is such a brilliant concept, how the hell did they come up with this"

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

real

[loud pumice]

The 21st night of Sembuhr

[toxic hawk]

"Smelly femcel central"

[livid notch]

My hometown fr

[loud pumice]

He doesn't remember

[toxic hawk]

I uh, have seen bad things said and posted by "femcels"

i have a phobia

[quasi slate]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ltbIlOU_OjU?si=K8ZgmxUExkSU_q4-

[dawn jewel]

Frobbino think too much

Become

[toxic hawk]

meryyyy hiii

[quasi slate]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5bPpYlgh_Wc?si=ZvEvN9mPXKDlx9Ag bro let a dfly chew his finger

[icy vigil]

My bro is becoming a fatass

How could this happen

[livid notch]

Did he download league of legends

[quasi slate]

Another day another slay the weather is so good today

And the air is fresh

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[surreal mirage]

I'm removing your weather

[quasi slate]

Its the perfect weather for a 20km lap

[zinc oxide]

yo guys when do you think game going to be on sale

[quasi slate]

Steam autumn sale

U can check the countdown on steamdb

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/lawl-yikes-lmao-disgusting-wash-gif-16643556

[zinc oxide]

just check,29th

interested to try

guess i got 1 month to wait

[candid patio]

You can check isthereanydeal.com for both current sales and past sales. That will usually give you a good estimate of a future sale

Also greetings friends

I had a good sleep and I'm down another kilo.

[toxic hawk]

i had to spend 100 euros to buy a stethoscope

i don't like spending money

[surreal mirage]

Can i have one

[candid patio]

What brand?

[quasi slate]

Holy new baddie

[toxic relic]

ok what to watch next

either koyaanisqatsi or pain and gain

[zinc oxide]

yeah, ive checked prevjous sales already

[candid patio]

Sales are pretty cyclical. So you should be able to estimate when the next one will be from there

[toxic relic]

"being john malkovich" rating: 7/10
"It's a movie about pathetic people, and aren't we all pathetic, but, as we all know, the real John Malkovich is the Maxine we find along the way."

[neon bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypuaJLHK_LQ

[zinc oxide]

i can wait a month no problem. just recently found this after playing green hell, looking for good survival game

[tall glen]

so I havent been playing my ps4 in like 7 years

and just realized sony's been billing me 90 dollars a year

[toxic relic]

bro the war of the worlds movie is the second lowest rated movie on letterboxd

[surreal mirage]

What's the lowest

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k0iQ4bDVWrg why are rats so cute 🥹

[toxic relic]

its beat only by dragonball evolution
https://letterboxd.com/film/dragonball-evolution/

[surreal mirage]

War of the worlds 2025 was just ass

[toxic relic]

real

[surreal mirage]

Bro what is this

[quasi slate]

this is pure cheeks

[toxic relic]

i fear that war of the worlds 2025 was a ragebait movie

[surreal mirage]

There's no way the production and directors team really thought it was good

[toxic relic]

and a giant amazon write off + monopolisation tactic

[surreal mirage]

Especially to think it was on par with the 2005 wotw

[lyric galleon]

chat does this count as nonlethal?

[neon bramble]

hey if you can engram his ass then why not lmao

[toxic relic]

they definitely knew it was on the same level as a hippos sloppy diarrhoea artistically
but im sure they also knew itd make money

[neon bramble]

are you on PC

https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/1099

vanilla gorilla arms did not do it for me

[lyric galleon]

yes

i wonder if cybernetics would have the same clearcoat tech that cars have

[neon bramble]

probably not combat cyberware

arms would get dinged up a lot, in a world where I can just get a replacement arm and I can afford it I will happily eat hits with them if it helps me kill faster

[subtle shoal]

i never knew thats possible

or maybe thats the rescuing bill mission

[floral fiber]

Steal one that is free

[livid notch]

Ye

[subtle shoal]

i think thats just a regular mission no?

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yqE0I6YiQqg

[livid notch]

Random encounter more like

[young kelp]

Silking spoiler
I managed to parry its attacks better than dodging its attacks

[oblique stream]

You weren't gorilla enough

[young kelp]

also the game has been a lot of fun

my only issue is its sprinting mechanic

so far at least

[quasi slate]

would you rather eat one plate of brownies in 8 hours for $500 mil or eat $500 mil for a plate of 8 hours?

[neon bramble]

I wanted gorilla arms, not gorilla knuckles

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[oblique stream]

Id eat a plate

Who needs brownies

[young kelp]

the monkey's paw curls

anyways

back to silking it

currently stuck in god knows where

[neon bramble]

I too am silking it until I song

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/hide-hole-shy-goodbye-nope-gif-13841997

[candid patio]

My company has "early days" on Friday where everyone has to start at 8:30 am no matter what your start time is the rest of the week

And my only thought is why did they put so much effort into ruining Friday

[late dragon]

guys can i clean blood off the floor in b41 without any mods?

[onyx igloo]

i woke up at 4 am today

[young kelp]

bleach + mop

[late dragon]

thanks

[candid patio]

5:40 here. Do you feel rested?

[onyx igloo]

i dont know, we'll found out in a few hours

[young kelp]

drink a joe

it'll help you wake up

probably

[onyx igloo]

i am awoken

[candid patio]

I felt a little groggy when I woke up an hour ago but I'm starting to feel pretty good

[onyx igloo]

entirely

[young kelp]

make it superfine

[candid patio]

I slept through the night and woke up naturally

[onyx igloo]

i really like making those doubleshot expresso things at home

those taste good

[candid patio]

Hearing about this makes me happy for you

Fire Dept across the street from my house goes full sirens blaring at 6:40 am... I can see pretty far in every direction and there's not a soul on the road... Really, boys?

[quasi slate]

@lyric galleon im also curious did you cheap out on audio hardware for your pc when building it? because djmax is VERY demanding on that end it will hog all of your audio resources

[onyx igloo]

to pour salt on the wound they usually have a silent alarm aswell lol

[lyric galleon]

audio hardware like what

[quasi slate]

i mean i hope you have realtek as your bare minimum atleast

[candid patio]

Y'all seen this tire grappler tech that they are installing on cop cars to catch fleeing vehicles?

[onyx igloo]

yeah

better than just ramming them off the road

[candid patio]

It's cool and it seems really safe and effective but at the same time it makes me kinda sad

[unreal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/today-is-friday-in-california-gif-9719829655771550798

[lyric galleon]

yeah

oh hey it is friday

[candid patio]

Kids will never get to experience their afternoon cartoons being interrupted by a multi hour police chase

[lyric galleon]

which sniper rifle do i stick with

[quasi slate]

i just hope you dont experience any latency and dont have to mess around with the offset

[lyric galleon]

o five or hypercritical

i have a pistol as nonlethal

[candid patio]

I have no idea what this is but it made me laugh

[unreal bane]

https://youtu.be/9WaYCdQ8FOQ

[candid patio]

With sound I'm even more confused lol

[unreal bane]

It's just an absurd scene from an old tokusatsu show. It was a Terminator joke, with nonsense English script for flavour. JP loves that.

[onyx igloo]

what instead of hyper it was moist

[livid notch]

I don't remember o'five doing that much damage

[lyric galleon]

im using uh

[lyric galleon]

im strength 20

i have gorilla arms

berserk os

but i have cloak and play stealth lol

basically i have a arkham batman playstyle

its pretty fun not going to lie

[toxic relic]

its from ninja sentai

[livid notch]

Blunt melee weapons builds are real fun

Yeeting someone into oblivion

[lyric galleon]

i had a dude talk shit to me

but he was within the grab prompt distance

[toxic relic]

its from an episode of the show where the monster of the week traps the kakurangers in a manga and they all get pummelled, that biker is one of the attackers and the dude all shocked is the blue kakuranger

[neon bramble]

if you stack crit chance you have a funny opener on your hands

shame how that iconic smartgun of yours is complete ass

stock is superior if you can a t5 version

[quasi slate]

Hi everyone i cast MANUAL BREATHING have fun steamhappy

[willow turtle]

where i can find 3d models pz man/woman?

[subtle shoal]

#modeling

pins

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHA

i found a review for a movie thats just a collection of long term nuclear storage warnings

[toxic hawk]

littman 3

[toxic hawk]

if i steal from someone, they'll have to get a ,ew one and potentially steal one too
a cycle

[exotic olive]

should i play project zomboid if im a coward and also a reckless player who relies on savescumming to compensate for it?

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-steve-minecraft-memes-funny-memes-minecraft-steve-breaks-chair-fall-gif-1995025313295299971

[exotic olive]

(havent actually played btw)

[subtle shoal]

theres no savescumming

[exotic olive]

i know

[subtle shoal]

you gotta think about every move

[exotic olive]

thats the point

im reckless

[subtle shoal]

if youre not afraid to lose characters

sure

[exotic olive]

so should i even bother getting it

[exotic olive]

...

the only yime ive ever played hardcore was on stellaris

[chrome jetty]

PLay perma death, the game will be alot more fun for longer this way

plus early game is the best part of the game

like early to mid game

late game is boring af

[fathom relic]

i play with low population sprinters

[chrome jetty]

Sprinters are a fucking bitch to play. so even on low pop thats no easy task

[fathom relic]

that's why i have it set at 0.075 popul

and uhhh

made them weak asf

i can't survive sprinters without these settings

Sprinters make me so paranoid, because I know one of them probably and will come from behind me.

It had happened so many times.

I just decided to live near the river away from civilization.

[quasi slate]

@lyric galleon have we ever seen a mastered super saiyan 3 form? because the more i think about it cool looks aside super saiyan 2 enhanced is just better because it has the same raw power of 3 but without the drawbacks

[pale berry]

If I were to do black summer zombies in zomboid what settings would I use?

[quasi slate]

its super saiyan 1 grade 3 vs mastered super saiyan all over again lol

[fathom relic]

Sprinters, low population, and start at December.

[pale berry]

Thanks my man

Should I make them have higher durability?

[fathom relic]

Idk i didnt watch it

[chrome jetty]

Black summer didnt start in winter

[fathom relic]

i did hear about it in a video

[pale berry]

Yeah but I'll probably start it in like august

[chrome jetty]

If u like zombie stuff then watch it, although the cinematography was pretty mid

I think they have average durability

[pale berry]

Idk man the first episode had some pretty cool scenes

[icy vigil]

peanits

[chrome jetty]

You only see the firs tep?

[pale berry]

@larkiel ban him!!!!

[pale berry]

I've seen up to 3

[chrome jetty]

Ahh okay

Its alright

[pale berry]

I need to finish it

[chrome jetty]

the season finale is really good. second season isnt as good as the first but its alright

like if u love zombie stuff then watch it, if not i woouldnt tbh

[pale berry]

I love zombie stuff

I've honestly been tempted to make a black summer style game but I have too many projects

[icy vigil]

like project zomboid

[chrome jetty]

Ahh okay

Black summer is good, but as one who has taken a highschool video prod course some things make me unhappy

There is one uncut scene of a guy walking across a field for like 3 or 4 min

Pointless

[pale berry]

I mean it's a prequel to z nation

[chrome jetty]

Is it?

[pale berry]

Isn't it?

I've heard it is

[chrome jetty]

Not to my knowledge

I’ve also never seen z nation

Have u seen z nation?

[pale berry]

Which is WILD because black summer is so much more serious

[rain mango]

sharknado is the prequel to blacksummer and z nation

[chrome jetty]

I hate most non serious zombie media (Shawn of the dead is amazing)

[rain mango]

not a joke btw

[chrome jetty]

cap cap cap

[rain mango]

look it up

[chrome jetty]

I refuse to dirty my view on black summer

[rain mango]

doc and warren both show up in black summer z nation and sharknado

[chrome jetty]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[rain mango]

in the last sharknado they were in they talk about a zombie outbreak

[chrome jetty]

NO STOP

[rain mango]

i can send the clips

[chrome jetty]

CAKE PLEASE STOP

NO CAKE

DONT DO THIS TO ME

IGNORANCE IS BLISSS

[rain mango]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QGttST1mmw&pp=ygUYc2hhcmtuYWRvIGRvYyBhbmQgd2FycmVu

the Z nation world is so weird

the fact the most normal thing to happen to them was sharknado

[quasi slate]

The Zaza nation

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-satono-diamond-vr-chat-tongue-out-meme-gif-17865685083697075722

[chrome jetty]

I don’t like how the humans act in black summer

I understand it in the first season, but the second it kinda suffers from TWD trope (humans worse than infected)

Also u can’t properly do a black summer in pz since a large portion of what makes it so deadly is it’s near instant reanimation upon any death

[rain mango]

actually u can

set zombie mortality to instant

make zombie players sprint

boom

[chrome jetty]

Yeah but thats only effectin u

Unless u play mp with everyone is infected

[rain mango]

i think its funny that z nations world is basically just this actual hell scape

they lived through 5 sharknados

had a zombie outbreak

had the entire world nuked into a mad max world

doc has so much plot armor

as he managed to live through ALL OF THOSE

while high out of his mind

https://tenor.com/view/doc-murphy-z-nation-gif-13968878

oh

its even worse than i imagined

the real timeline is

SHARKNADO

LAVANTULA

BLACK SUMMER

ZNATION

what the fuck is this timeline

[young kelp]

wasn't there killer sand

the beach is a killer

[young kelp]

I am currently stuck in silksong

reason

||those fucking ants with a big ass stick, takes too long to kill em||

[lyric galleon]

hesitation is defeatr

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/kitasan-black-satono-diamond-umamusume-satono-diamond-tongue-kitasan-black-knockback-gif-1546071629347855274

[neon bramble]

my curiosity keeps getting the better of me

oh cool a hole, what's down there

[rain mango]

blacksummer is the only non comedy in the timeline

[neon bramble]

it's just where I was 10 minutes ago and I have to backtread since I can't get back up the way I came

[young kelp]

had the same thing happen

||except it wasn't a free fall, it was lava||

[neon bramble]

yeah uh

visual effects is 👌

[quasi slate]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3548504048

[neon bramble]

a bug I killed got yeeted into the lava and I saw the splashback

[rain mango]

digital artists when i pry open their ribcage and begin eating their organs: 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭

[neon bramble]

oh right lmao I'm in a lava section

[half kettle]

thank you boss

[young kelp]

its amazing for how cheap the game is

its visuals are pretty

[quasi slate]

wtf

[neon bramble]

GOTY neck and neck this year

[rain mango]

is ts tuff in knox

[neon bramble]

expedition 33 vs silksong

[rain mango]

someone made TEAM DEATHMATCH NUKETOWN on fortnite

[young kelp]

the community of both games will be fighting

[rain mango]

im hopping on

fortnite is first person btw other den battleroyale

like

[rain mango]

fortnite vs a game that wants to be fortnite (cod)

[neon bramble]

stable launch release, hitting the ground running with good gameplay and fantastic visuals

none of the charging you extra after paying for a 80+ dollar game

😌

is this AAA?

indies putting the industry giants to shame

[pale berry]

Silksong fans when they meet hl3 fans

[young kelp]

No game?

[pale berry]

Nuke of truth

[quasi slate]

free silksong giveaway you just have to win against me in dragon ball legends

[young kelp]

indies have always been putting them industries to shame

[neon bramble]

you'd think they would at least put effort into launch stability

but nah

modders will fix it and people already preordered so who the fuck cares

[lyric galleon]

we saiyans have no limits

[exotic olive]

Hl3 is a lie

HL3 IS A LIE

[young kelp]

its real

just not real enough

[exotic olive]

LIES

[young kelp]

only when Valve knows the number greater than 2 but less than 4

only then shall it be released

[neon bramble]

half life 22

[quasi slate]

me whom has never played any of the half life games

[stone meadow]

i know nothing about silk song

[exotic olive]

i only played half life 2 episode 2

[stone meadow]

so for me, expedition 33

[quasi slate]

bugs with swords fight other bugs on platforms

[exotic olive]

the rest i watched playthroughs

[neon bramble]

prologue2good

[neon bramble]

2d elden ring

is one way to oversimplify metroidvania

[stone meadow]

hmm

[quasi slate]

its nice for those that like silksong because i was bored to death by hollowknight after 6 hours

[neon bramble]

since its a platformer you do a lot of air combat

[stone meadow]

is it deserving of GOTY for its merits or simply because everyone is happy they finally got it after a long wait

[neon bramble]

havent beaten the game yet but it feels like hollow knight (good) but better

on every front

streamlined some mechanics like healing, hornet just moves better

it is just a good sequel

[stone meadow]

I feel the same about KCD2, maybe except not necessarily better on every front

My top choice rn is kcd2 and expedition 33

[tawdry salmon]

same

[stone meadow]

I think expedition 33 deserves it more for the fact its a brand new title made by a new team

[lyric galleon]

do we count mgs delta

[neon bramble]

I am conflicted about KCD and KCD2 but I am semi-biased against the combat (mostly master strike)

[tawdry salmon]

but I also don’t care about hollow knight sonic any really put it up there cuz I’ve never played or seen gameplay of it

[stone meadow]

like kcd vs kcd2 or youee conflicted about kcd as a whole

[tawdry salmon]

Idfk why it put sonic fucking auto correct I’m not fixing ts

😞

[quasi slate]

hollow knight is collecting dust on my xbox library

[neon bramble]

the consequences of how the progression affects combat

[rain mango]

Ermm frogski give me 4000 vbucks pls

[neon bramble]

I love games like hollow knight because the combat gets harder the more you progress

[rain mango]

Mr ikari i require more vbucks

[neon bramble]

most ARPGs have the opposite effect

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-rei-ayanami-shinji-ikari-gif-15590231328635278994

I need

Vbucks

[neon bramble]

I like the RPG aspect but I was definitely losing steam late game KCD 1 and 2

once you get meisterhau the combat becomes lol, lmao and kind of suffers from being built around it

[quasi slate]

no vbuck? 🥺

[neon bramble]

Fallout and Cyberpunk gets around it by having so many tools to play around with late game

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/eden-aroch-vbucks-card-earning-fortnite-prime-gif-3070034839540931517

[neon bramble]

expedition 33 has more innovation points

combat lowkey feels like a rhythm game which is fun

KCD2 and Silksong are sequels that improve on what the first game offered (to varying degrees)

[toxic relic]

whats a good time movie

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steam-meme-ai-gif-16483740011276306991

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-valve-steam-meme-ai-gif-11963374429514166959

[tawdry salmon]

steamhappy 🥀 😞

[quasi slate]

buy my merch

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[toxic relic]

why are you playing roblox

[quasi slate]

because i got nothing else to play

[toxic relic]

go on itch and play some random free games until you find a good one

or gog

[stone meadow]

the soundtrack is what makes it to GOTY for me personally. If not GOTY then definitely an award for the original soundtrack

[quasi slate]

zzz

https://tenor.com/view/death-luigi-book-death-gif-19966730

[neon bramble]

soundtrack goes hard

[stone meadow]

yeah it is annoying, honestly best thing they could have done is remove it entirely

for both player and npc

[neon bramble]

I think they didn't want to gamify it too much

[stone meadow]

youre basically forced to use the masterstrike in kcd1 cause every peasant knows how to counter you

[toxic relic]

"And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

[neon bramble]

most boss fights rely on fixed, telegraphed patterns which is not realistic

[stone meadow]

at least in kcd2 you can avoid by not attacking opposite side of a swordwielding opponent

[stone meadow]

i think masterstrike gamifies it the most

why learn a combo when masterstrike is there

[neon bramble]

while most swordfighting games rely on mixups and reads to break or bypass your opponent's defense

and in a singleplayergame I guess most people will just attribute it to RNG

[stone meadow]

why bother attepmting a combo when the ai can masterstrike you halfway through your combo

[quasi slate]

i guess i will play some fortnite

[toxic relic]

bruh

[neon bramble]

it does but it's also less uh

authentic?

[stone meadow]

masterstrike is also a cheatcode to just beating everyone

[neon bramble]

master strike should have just been a guardbreak

[toxic relic]

is it normal to be less discomforted by the fact that people play "my furry femboy roommate" than by the fact that people play fortnite

[stone meadow]

as it is its just too strong

[stone meadow]

no

[neon bramble]

it should not be free damage yes

[toxic relic]

i disagree

[neon bramble]

if there was counterplay or a way to break out of getting master striked it would be better

but those mechanics lend better to PVP slashers

PvE favors telegraphed and fixed combos

at least that's how I think they rationalize it

[toxic relic]

it's ok i know i'm better than everyone cause im watching the 1993 super mario bros. movie

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-funny-koopa-troopa-super-mario-bros-movie-goomba-gif-17901665

[stone meadow]

you cant disagree with my opinion

[stone meadow]

i modded it out of kcd1

[neon bramble]

same

[stone meadow]

dunno if kcd2 has a mod like that yet

[toxic relic]

i just did

[stone meadow]

no youre wrong

[neon bramble]

you should try sifu

the combat is 👌

[toxic relic]

what makes you feel this way

[stone meadow]

i just know

[toxic relic]

i respect your confidence, are you able to explain how you know

so i can understand

[sly patio]

sorry for your loss

[neon bramble]

the game still lacks a proper guardbreak, which is what master strike was supposed to be lmao

[stone meadow]

whats the point of muting a server by selecting Nothing in the options if @ everyone notifies me anyway

Why have another tickbox to supress @ everyone

[toxic relic]

how does that make you feel

use I statements

[stone meadow]

It makes me feel relaxed and calm

[burnt kite]

I am taking film recommendation only from you from now on

[stone meadow]

i am relaxed and calm

[toxic relic]

lmao

i see i see

you're being very vulnerable

thank you frogski

[icy vigil]

[onyx igloo]

i watched the old animated show, is the movie similar?

[toxic relic]

are you able to do anything about this muting? if not, its ok to get angry

[toxic relic]

fuck no my man

its crazy

[onyx igloo]

oh is it live action?

[toxic relic]

it has nothing to do with mario

yes

[onyx igloo]

oh wild

the show was pretty good as its own thing tho

[toxic relic]

i'm glad you liked it, your thoughts were very descriptive and raw.
it's genuinely peak cinema

[toxic relic]

the movie is not good

but its funny

[subtle shoal]

barry loves peak cinema

[onyx igloo]

oh like shitty movie funny?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[onyx igloo]

old horror movies were so goofy

[toxic relic]

depends but yeah a lot of them were

[onyx igloo]

i saw this one where half the time it was just a naked woman running LMAO

i dont even know what the plot was supposed to be, but it was also the 1970s so

[toxic relic]

rosemary's baby, the fly, hellraiser-cinema
but i enjoy the "b-movie" horror as well lol

i feel like everything's trying to be elevated now and its unfortunate

[toxic relic]

do you remember the title

[onyx igloo]

nah unfortunately

zombies though

[burnt kite]

fuck buttery smooth generic cgi, i want trash

[toxic relic]

fair enough

buttery smooth cgi is harder for me to appreciate tbh

[onyx igloo]

i love old cgi

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-mewing-green-elephant-зелёный-слоник-сигма-gif-41694417608136983

[onyx igloo]

you know forrest gump?
they just moved the same crowd of people in different spots

[toxic relic]

i can give a movie slack if its trying but its low budget or using cgi technology thats outdated in modern times

[sleek musk]

i just heard fuck something smooth and buttery. enough for me tbh. noted.

[onyx igloo]

i dont think that was considered cgi though

[toxic relic]

its not

[onyx igloo]

i forgot the word for it

[sleek musk]

wtf is this

[vital marten]

Looks like they are digging for coal

[stone meadow]

looks like a nutritious breakfast being prepared

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/hydrant-mud-explode-gif-17512420

[stone meadow]

green elephant, an absurd horror? movie made in russia

doesnt make much sense but its a bit of a stressful watch

[sleek musk]

how so

[stone meadow]

but also the absurdism makes it funny in some ways

[stone meadow]

everyone is insane basically

you get no context for it

[toxic relic]

i mean its about 2 guys locked in a military prison

[stone meadow]

the camerawork makes it look real

[toxic relic]

you can extrapolate further

[stone meadow]

yeah but its just nonsensical, even the people who arent locked up are insane

like the officer who comes to check on em

[sleek musk]

cool

[stone meadow]

feels like being in a madhouse and you the viewer are a sane patient seeing it unfold

[toxic relic]

POV: you're stuck in an old guys house cleaning his toilet while he explains the logistics of japanese naval warfare

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[toxic relic]

i like watching movies about paranoia

[quasi slate]

watch insidious

[stone meadow]

pint after work is nice

[toxic relic]

movies that feel like everyone in the world is conspiring to humiliate you for enduring it; movies that shame you for choosing to sit through them, like they're betraying you and making fun of you for thinking that you're sane and normal. Shit that makes you question your worth, if you're underrated, if you're overrated, movies that make you realise that you're eventually gonna die and that you're really just full of shit.

[toxic relic]

meh

[stone meadow]

whole two weeks without a drink man is dying of thirst over here

[toxic relic]

wasnt that the one with the tiptoe through the window scene

[quasi slate]

cool

[toxic relic]

yeah it was lol

it just made me laugh, i fuck with that song

[stone meadow]

ad on pub wall

[subtle shoal]

i love pink floyd's the wall movie

[stone meadow]

absolutely 0 elaboration on what freddyb is gonna be doing

[last spoke]

Can someone more versed in musical lingo tell me what the fuck genre Deadlock's main theme is?

[stone meadow]

hes just gonna be here saturday

[quasi slate]

gotta finish the battlepass

[stone meadow]

what time? who knows

[toxic relic]

saturday

[subtle shoal]

also its available for free on youtube

[toxic relic]

why is the ad framed

[subtle shoal]

its for future generations

[toxic relic]

link the main theme

[last spoke]

https://youtu.be/WkGDC3idX1E?si=T1gNCz0AyYZRTd61

[stone meadow]

its one of those things where you can switch out posters easily

or the cooler explanation, freddy b deserves to be put in a frame

[toxic relic]

sounds like noir/dark jazz thrown over trap beats interlaced with gothic opera and submerged in lofi

not a fan

i think freddy b is more promising

[stone meadow]

We dont know if hes gonna sign

this might be his stand up routine for all we know

or maybe hes just some local celebrity

[toxic relic]

of course he's a sign

a sign of the times man

[toxic relic]

stand up at the local whetherspoons sounds dire

[stone meadow]

man beer hits great after a 2 week break

[stone meadow]

Its not a spoons

[toxic relic]

local?

[stone meadow]

its a local pub next to my house

yeah

[toxic relic]

good man

prop'ah 'ard geezer

[stone meadow]

Got a few typical bri ish geezers in here

im just in the corner sippin on my deserved drank after work

[toxic relic]

enjoy it mate

simple pleasures

[stone meadow]

nice and sunny today too

[quasi slate]

habibi

[stone meadow]

Might go out later today

[toxic relic]

bro's just experiencing the understated happiness of the world

[stone meadow]

Truly, just vibing

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

This is what life is about

[toxic relic]

downin' a pint at the pub

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-beer-simon-pegg-shaun-of-the-dead-gif-7279572

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-barry-63-barry-pint-cheers-pint-gif-11711897215096795735

I work with a lot of barry, 63s

[pale berry]

Frogski would you beat mario in a fight

[stone meadow]

nice enough lads, but all are the typical daily mirror reading type

they probably think im "one of the good ones"

[toxic relic]

rough

[stone meadow]

hate the rich for taking advantage of these folk, theyre really not bad people

[toxic relic]

i have similar thoughts hah

[stone meadow]

and very good at what they do but man there is some sort of critical thinking component in the brain that atrophies when you get old i swear

[stone meadow]

No, that mf is on PEDs

[toxic relic]

how about you pe on deez nuts bro

lmao gottem

typo fails me

[stone meadow]

why would you ask me this

[toxic relic]

im going through something

[stone meadow]

i mean the meaning is the same no?

[toxic relic]

good point

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-63-barry-barry-england-barry-cheers-champ-cheers-to-that-champ-meme-gif-13077342348222651397

[stone meadow]

man i kinda wanna own a donkey

they seem cooler as companions than horses

so emotive

[toxic relic]

go to bulgaria

you can buy one for 200 lev

[stone meadow]

now quora, what does an electrical engineer know about donkey history

sorry i found someone even more qualified to answer

[toxic relic]

pfft

i trust callum from basingstoke on this one

paul from dorset is a good combination

[stone meadow]

i guess they just put whatever in that field

[young kelp]

Silksinging spoiler
Either I've been influenced on watching too many HK speedruns or ||the game insinuates at using mobs to reach certain spots||

[neon bramble]

they want us to use the increased air movement

I keep forgetting I'm not playing the knight with my down air

kinda dread whatever the path of pain analogue ends up being

mob pogo between the walls made of sawblades

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drag-come-here-comehere-gif-21771860

[pale berry]

Who wins in a fistfight
Dexter Morgan
Anton Chigurh

[stone meadow]

Weird matchup

probably dexter

actually

most likely dexter

[pale berry]

Now that I think of it I think people get anton's existence wrong

He's not some kind of force of death, he's a human who tries to be that

And while yes, he has succeeded on occasion

He's very much capable of failing

The car crash, Llewellyn getting a shot on him

[stone meadow]

Hes just persistent and lucky

[pale berry]

This

I like to imagine that he dies after the ending

[stone meadow]

dexter is purposefully trained in everything he needs to subdue a person

[pale berry]

Okay better idea that's a bit more evenly matched

Arthur vs dexter morgan

Arthur literally gave a guy brain damage with his punches

[half kettle]

arthur morgan?

[pale berry]

Yes

[half kettle]

yo if he is not sick

he wins

[stone meadow]

yeah

well actually

is it hand to hand

[pale berry]

Let's say dexter has no syringes or anything

Just fists

Same with arthur

[stone meadow]

dexter

[surreal mirage]

Dexter

[stone meadow]

arthur is strong but has no training

dexter is also not a slouch and he knows how to fight

[surreal mirage]

Canonically arthur is a powerhouse but not smart. Dexter has the upper hand when it comes to surprise

Although dexter does know hand to hand combat

[stone meadow]

hes strong but not trained

dexter has a lot of experience and specifically trained

snd dexter is also pretty strong

hes well built

[surreal mirage]

This is true

On a no weapons hand to hand combat basis dexter would probably win after a good fight

[stone meadow]

yeah if its a melee dexter wins

if its a shootout arthur no contest

[tawdry salmon]

the fight to determine the true Morgan

[toxic relic]

zo

will you watch 12 angry men

[surreal mirage]

Real, especially since Arthur can literally slow time, or just react insanely quickly ( for realism reasons)

[quasi slate]

Damn AI is even taking unemployed job

Beating wr in games

[twin bear]

[young kelp]

Silksong
||I hate this, not only is the path insanely annoying to get to, the big guy kills me in 3 hits and there's a little buzzard that keeps throwing sticks at me ||

[vital marten]

Finally

I’d say this is good

[toxic relic]

open up the hole bro

[twin bear]

Finally filled the hole with ur caulk

[toxic relic]

the cia tapped your house

[twin bear]

I hate that sentence 😭

[toxic relic]

rip off the popcorn paint

[vital marten]

🤣

Eat it

Took half a tube to fill that gap

[toxic relic]

those popcorn walls are deadly mate

[vital marten]

Someone gonna shit when it falls out

[quasi slate]

Im assuming that hole had no moisture

[toxic relic]

every house i seen 'em in are concrete

hurts like a bull when you bonk your head

[vital marten]

The hole isn’t supposed to have moisture?

[toxic relic]

rough for the wall if you shoved your caulk in the hole with no moisture

HAHAH innuendo

[vital marten]

[plush cobalt]

That's disgusting. You're a sick individual.

[toxic relic]

thank you

[plush cobalt]

You're welcome.

[toxic relic]

do you carry social politeness with you

or do you leave it behind when its not needed

[plush cobalt]

It's concealed carry

[toxic relic]

holstered charisma

[toxic relic]

this was hilarious

[vital marten]

Not the big iron I was expecting

[toxic relic]

yeah, i'm armed...with wit-quick on the draw too

fastest quips this side of the funny farm

[quasi slate]

oh i was just saying trapped moisture can damage gypsum boards if its not waterproofed lol

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-stalker-freedom-sakharov-gave-me-experimental-zone-weed-gif-13440845669431909815

[vital marten]

When the paint won’t cover the fly shit

[quasi slate]

real

[twin bear]

Dude at that house I worked on with the tiles we found 60 or so dead rats in the basement

Who tf was sliming rats

[toxic relic]

tom

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dumb-gif-27108629

😭

[toxic relic]

WORLDSTAR

🗣️

[twin bear]

Posted my drawings on tiktok and for once the app wasn't pure agony

Ppl actually said nice things

[toxic relic]

validation can be comforting sometimes

its good to be supported

and your shit is good bro

[burnt kite]

ladies and gentlemen, we gottem

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-rat-viralhog-cuddles-resting-rat-cute-gif-22442802

[quasi slate]

bruv dont keep your powerbrick right infront of the exhaust lol

[oblique stream]

Are you charging your gaming laptop with type c

[burnt kite]

its idle broski

[quasi slate]

where the E key

wut happened to your tuf

[toxic hawk]

why is you wasd so messed up

[quasi slate]

thats how its supposed to be

[burnt kite]

The DCIN port is fucked

[quasi slate]

WASD on tuf laptops are transparent

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/djmax-fail-el-fail-my-beloved-heart-gif-18067776878558890094

[oblique stream]

Thats cheap laptop thing

[burnt kite]

yeah, it probably won't charge when doing crazy shit, but this is all I got

[quasi slate]

1,499 msrp depending on the spec...

[oblique stream]

Most of keycaps on laptops are stickers

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-puppy-katswell-gif-27187230

[burnt kite]

it went through a war, so we might have to give it some leeway

[quasi slate]

the keys are called chiclet

https://tenor.com/view/james-charles-suspicious-meme-dexter-gif-16862144012666500782

[toxic hawk]

i once hit my desk that my spacebar exploded

[quasi slate]

your keyboard lost a key before the hinge giving out is crazy

[oblique stream]

Once i typed something

And my Z key literally broke in half

[quasi slate]

is yours an rtx 3060? 3070?

[burnt kite]

the pimple on by backspace is demolished

3050 😭

[quasi slate]

u got the cheapest of the cheap

[quasi slate]

wtfok

😭 why didnt u get it serviced

[burnt kite]

it work

[oblique stream]

Why didn't you glue them back

[burnt kite]

and I wont send it anywhere until it stops booting

[subtle shoal]

DELETE

[toxic relic]

just diy a pole to hit the switch

[quasi slate]

atleast yours is black mine is white i had to wipe mine off every single day

[toxic relic]

get a toothpick and stick a piece of paper through it

[burnt kite]

you can use it if you press firmly

[toxic relic]

new backspace

[burnt kite]

its fine lmao

[toxic relic]

fair bro

if it does the job, no worries

[burnt kite]

i gotta drag it out

cant let go yet

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cube-war-of-the-worlds-surprised-gif-gif-11606141162642895873

[burnt kite]

typa cyberbullying you see in those PSAs

[quasi slate]

free content

[toxic relic]

they really debuffed those pogchamps

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hyppy-gif-9091438043443803258

[toxic relic]

what does pogchamp mean

[rain mango]

there little poggers and big poggers

[toxic relic]

?

[rain mango]

pogchamps are big poggers

[burnt kite]

erm... look it up on Urban Dictionary, pops!

[oblique stream]

pogchamp is that twich emote

[toxic relic]

i dont know what you're saying dude

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/pogchamp-pog-pogey-poggers-twitch-gif-14340727

[rain mango]

not so pog of you bro

[toxic relic]

i dont watch twitch streams haha

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/dore-door-rodrick-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-greg-heffley-gif-6397511904336920021

[rain mango]

neither do I lel

[oblique stream]

Ok boomer

[heavy ivy]

one of my old laptops lost four keys, hinges and literally everything else fine
after taking it apart to replace the keyboard i discovered the mount for the keyboard is plastic welded to the frame and so it got left to server status instead of daily use

[toxic relic]

i find the idea of watching someone live voyeuristic in a way i dislike

also whats the point

[young kelp]

watch them suffer

[subtle shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/839522961986945084/1216805374229741598/caption-1.gif

[young kelp]

mainly when playing a game you already played

[toxic relic]

who are you talking to really, seems like a parasocial factory

[young kelp]

with them having no knowledge of said game

[toxic relic]

isnt that frustrating

[heavy ivy]

if people enjoy it, its fine, it feels too parasocial for us, id rather just hang out with my friends in vc

[oblique stream]

🗣️

[oblique stream]

Imagine having friends to vc

[heavy ivy]

don't you autowalk_off me

[young kelp]

one must imagine having friends

[burnt kite]

i hate vcing

I sound so scuffed on audio

[rain mango]

i cant vc because my pc microphone just wont work and im not getting a new usb microphone

[oblique stream]

Once I hit a laptop

The only time I gaming raged

And it died

[heavy ivy]

i heard you like darkwood so i put darkness in your wood so you can darkwood while you darkwood

[oblique stream]

Killed both my hard drives

[heavy ivy]

strongest laptop build quality

[quasi slate]

got my dill and spring onion flavored chips life is good

[surreal mirage]

We can be bees

[rain mango]

i once hit a pc cause it wouldnt load a ben 10 gaming website from cartoon network

i was like 9?

[heavy ivy]

[rain mango]

is that pikachu bee

https://tenor.com/view/combee-pokemon-happy-yay-cute-gif-21456701

[oblique stream]

And like, drive wasn't dead

[toxic relic]

pokemon really has no idea how to make new animals huh

[young kelp]

moss hornet be upon you

[oblique stream]

It lived for a day

Then died

[toxic relic]

fuck it, beehive with face

[oblique stream]

I replaced it

[rain mango]

grafaiai is kinda cool

https://tenor.com/view/grafaiai-pokemon-paint-gif-7000773916422569479

[oblique stream]

And it also died

[burnt kite]

all of the good designs have long since been exhausted

[young kelp]

the ice cream pokemon is the most terrifying one scientifically speaking

[toxic relic]

ive never been interested in pokemon, digimon better

[rain mango]

yeah, new pokemon are designed for the new generation of kids

[young kelp]

reason: It attempting to look like food means it wants to be eaten, humans eat ice cream, what type of animal wants to be eaten? Parasites, that ice cream is a parasite that wants humans to consume it so it can produce offspring and complete its life cycle

[rain mango]

we old testament folk can still glaze charizard

[heavy ivy]

explicit human parasite my beloved

[rain mango]

poopymon

[burnt kite]

vita carnis type shit

[heavy ivy]

love is in the air? wrong! ringworm!

[vital marten]

Worm

[rain mango]

without the snow it is a ice stalactite, maybe the snow was an evolution trait to lure humans into frendship

[oblique stream]

My second laptop had battery pillow

[young kelp]

Be not sweaty

[rain mango]

(i will defend pokemon cause i grew up with each main game)

[heavy ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/smartphone-smoke-hot-battery-samsung-gif-27530139

[oblique stream]

And it bended the frame so hard, that there is a gap in between keyboard and frame

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar's-legion-caesar-legion-caesars-legion-legion-caesar-gif-9508988117438715845

Legion run is awesome

[oblique stream]

And also touchpad almost broke

[heavy ivy]

the correlation between femboys and military history is non zero

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/chien-pao-chien-pao-jump-yippee-yahoo-gif-4780143893131679536

this is peak design

swords for teeth

[heavy ivy]

victorian wrought iron fencing for teeth

[oblique stream]

One of the largest empires on wasteland that rivals NCR vs brain tumor

[livid notch]

Diden't a mole rat have a higher INT than Caesar

[heavy ivy]

hey now hes just going for the youre special int cap break strat

[toxic relic]

its popcorn bro, open the warm bag to reveal the hot goodness inside

[livid notch]

And the other thing I love about the legion is they don't sugarcoat it

[twin bear]

@vital marten now i keep getting metal gear tiktoks😭

[heavy ivy]

all that seperates you from that sweet, sweet lithium oxide is a thin sheet of plastic

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-solid-snake-not-metal-gear-solid-gif-14480942659066849172

[twin bear]

Lmao

[subtle shoal]

mama mia, we have to defeat sahelanthropus, kaz!

[toxic relic]

its so close its almost like that flimsy cover it taunting you-daring you.

[subtle shoal]

alr brotube ✌️

[rain mango]

buzztest is 100% right

[twin bear]

Robloc is wild just let me be closeted

[tawdry salmon]

we accept you 😊 ✌️

[toxic relic]

i wonder what id do if i was a little gay boy in the time of "am i gay" test

[heavy ivy]

it whispers such sweet words to me, like "WARRANTY VOID WHEN OPENED" and "This product contains chemicals know to the state of california to cause cancer"

whoops sorry for ping

[twin bear]

Speaking of gay I think I met someone actually

[toxic relic]

i just had to look at jean claude van damme and realise myuself

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-excited-rub-hands-rub-hands-gif-1072640976102390302

[twin bear]

We go out next week 🔥

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-lets-goo-gif-11742735383203550293

[toxic relic]

nw about the ping lol
the industrial hot pockets calls to us all

[toxic relic]

bros forming connections

[twin bear]

Hear me out i like tbe bbq hot pocket slop

[toxic relic]

ive never eaten a hot pocket

i dont think theyre available outside the usa

[heavy ivy]

they are quite mediocre

[toxic relic]

i assumed so

[quasi slate]

why the roblox avatar for the ad looo

[toxic relic]

sometimes you indulge in the beige

[heavy ivy]

True, i am one to talk with shitty oven pizzas that keep me from starvation

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk

[vital marten]

One day we will have Snake in Death Stranding or even Physint as a mod I swear

[twin bear]

Micro micro microplastics

[twin bear]

We better

That would be sick

[heavy ivy]

deliver my snakes, Sam Porter Bridges

[oblique stream]

I remember puncturing one with a knife

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[subtle shoal]

moonbase alpha...

classic

[quasi slate]

still waiting for valve to make a game that tops tf2

[twin bear]

Welcome floofie

[mellow birch]

hi Floof

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-descent-descend-going-to-gif-12003417268237105589

[vital marten]

They’ll make you wait another 15 years

[mellow birch]

same

[twin bear]

If u mean mp then i agree but I loved alyx

Amazing vr game

[quasi slate]

i will body swap with gabe and create team fortress 3

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/minayoecn-battery-battery-exploding-yass-grenade-battery-gif-gif-23923751

[oblique stream]

Not really

Live one may explode

[harsh vault]

i hate calc 4

[burnt kite]

pow haha

[twin bear]

Turn the battery into a hand made explosive device

[oblique stream]

Pillows are less dangerous

I think

[twin bear]

Maths

[harsh vault]

yems

scav ur pfp looks wrong in my mind

[oblique stream]

Whats so bad about calc 4

[twin bear]

Cheeki

[oblique stream]

Breeki

[harsh vault]

its the highest level of math in education

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uig8xGONDsA&list=RDX7cTmzw5isw&index=3 @toxic hawk When Typos, Server and Judgement got turned into humanized girls from furry/scalie

[oblique stream]

Dont you have a calc for calc

[twin bear]

Killed a man to watch him die

[surreal mirage]

[hidden spruce]

bro

what the fuck

[twin bear]

Tinky winkyyyy

[toxic relic]

why did they give the telitubby a bulge

tellietubby?

however you spell it

[twin bear]

That's his artsyle I guess

[toxic relic]

his artsyle is furry nsfw

?

[twin bear]

I personally like how he makes em all yolked

Ayo?

[toxic relic]

fair lol

[twin bear]

He makes simpsons cqb fight vids with that artstyle

Marge choked brian out with a piano wire 😭

[last spoke]

Just played a game of Deadlock and I swear my teammate's mic was so fucking bad I could hear the echo of his game better than I could hear his own voice

[surreal mirage]

echo reference

[half kettle]

echo?

[heavy ivy]

Green green what is your problem Green

[half kettle]

someone had a mic quality of a hl2 headcrab zombie in my l4d2 match

always a joy

[last spoke]

Nah, he made that guy sound CRISP

[quasi slate]

skbidi gyatt l rizz

[burnt kite]

"Oh God help me, help meee!" 🗣️

[oblique stream]

Modern warfare kinect quality?

[twin bear]

The hell happened to splitgate

And why is 2 ass

[last spoke]

Who needs splitgate? We have the Doorman

[quasi slate]

the first game sucked too idk bro

[twin bear]

Are u sure u werent just bad

Lol

[toxic hawk]

she looks so cute, i'd tuck her in and give her a kiss on the forehead

[quasi slate]

no why else did the game die before it even hit season 2

[twin bear]

Or is it the fact that it's halo 4 with portals

It died cuz no content

They dropped the game s1 yk

[quasi slate]

been there before it got popular or something from the free battlepass

and then the game just dies

[chrome jetty]

kapow

[twin bear]

Yeah it died cuz of 2 coming out

And apex legends slop was big then

[surreal mirage]

i remmeber apex legends

[twin bear]

Apex is not even playable anymore

80% cheaters

And 20% coffee can shitting bottle pissin no lifers with macros

[toxic hawk]

remember deez

[surreal mirage]

ofc you remember deez, you put them in yo mouth

[twin bear]

Why yes i use third party software to be good at a video game🤓

[vital marten]

Daaaaayyyyyy-O

Daylight come and me wanna go home

[twin bear]

Calls a great fps bad but plays roslop

Lmao

[rare blaze]

moment when people buy hardware and software just to cheat in a game against 40 year old dads playing with their kids on their 1 day off

and then still get their firmware detected

[twin bear]

Real

[toxic hawk]

nah that was hokma
deez is what i made you that cake with

[twin bear]

I hate the state of comp

Either ur cheating or never sleeping to improve

[toxic hawk]

just play darkest dungeon big bro

you'll feel better