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I was like "I thought cooking yourself is cheaper"
rn theres a sickness problem in the states currently
bro I'm cooked
or was
why do I do this to myself
ppl were getting sick from the big macs ong
i use opera
lol
it better than google
i use microslop software
i use mozilla firefox
like how
firefox is also good
how does that fail of all things dam
They LYING TO US
Like Americans have two interests, Fast food and driving, the GO bucket is literally designed to go in your FUCKING CUP HOLDER
THEY TRYING TO HIDE CONVIENCE!
google is mid but I will use google doc and slides since it free
is your search engine still google?
you could use you could use duckduckgo, you could use qwant or start page
for browsers you could use waterfox, librewolf, gecko, firefox, brave
DUTCH! HE'S LYIN'!
You literally put the fast food into the driving??? And it failed???
also libreoffice do be better than google docs ngl
balls
in yo jaws
balls
no i still use firefox for the search engine
firefox isnt a search engine its a browser no?
my spyware is better than ur spyware
can I, cannn i
search deez
It's a browser... Firefox is a browser
exactly
real shit brother
duckduckgo is your search engine then
i think anything built these days is spying on us
so u cant tell between a fox and a duck
when was it the duck
the only time i have ever actually seen firefox installed on a pc was back in middleschool computer lab
the fucking trees are growing microphones i swear
Literally just ask google "is firefox a search engine"
if i have to choose between google and mozilla i would choose the lesser of two evils
im not the one confused bruv but thanks
safari
mf literally never spawned
sniiiifffff
I know it ain't you, you're supposed to agree with me
😆💀
keycard?
opera is just chrome in different clothes
crhome is dooty
my bad bro, yeah you're right
so very dooty
crome do sucks
chrome book moment
i crome my keys and house and it just shit
honeybun?
its a fud
its not moldy thats new
actually I lied
lmao
its a brand of fud
american moment
that thing will outlast our nation
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
🇳🇿 
YOOO I REMEMBER THROWING THIS AT THE HOMELESS
ninja kiwi
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
that brings back memories
A honey bun, or honeybun, is a fried yeast pastry that contains honey and a swirl of cinnamon in the dough and is glazed with icing.
the glaze looks like something
real
wat the heck is this
something that greets me everyday
the glaze sure be glazin
ok bro
The crushing reality we find ourselves in?
real
damnit
deleted message, coward
weak
weak body fragile spirit broken mind
im sus
brain beats brawn
scav build
epic lex quote
My roommate gotta b goonin or some shit bruh what r these noises
gooner
competitive gooning
jerkmate #1 i am
don't bully me or I goon
shit b soundin oiled up
he had fuck all
im risking my rain
and then i immediately walked out and a scav behind me hopped on the NSV lmao
gurt you make me as dry as a desert
i heard a voiceline and watched the green tracers rip me in fucking half
with a passion like acutall hate bro
thank you scav
brian eats prawn
not even a guard
killed all the guards and him
and ole no name scav decided it was his time to shine
it was a quick death
dishonored by the scavs
shoreline on pvp is the stuff of nightmares
fr snoreline is cancer
if you aint first you just aint anything and are instead immediately evaporated
did they get rid of the goon spawns on shoreline i never see them there anymore
i almost miss getting hit by 9 consecutive m62 rounds from the weather station from an inhuman range
honesty
18 yr old russian conscripts in chechnya in the late 90s and early 2000s b like:
just wack ass raiders
Im fucking glad
i watched a vid abt this
some crazy stuff
oh and yipee they are the rattiest ai
when will i get my sword?
hiding in a dark corner wih no voice lines at all
never.
my diamond diamond sword sword
I've been trying for so long
i ranked up faster than ppl who been here for years
I've been stuck in axerealm
crazy
bro a yapper
i simply dont yap that much
im almost vet i thik
almost i suppose
what was the levels you need for which ranks i forgor
25 for vet i think
1, 5, 10, 17, 25
cool
can we have it if you make it to 69 you get banned for 69 days until you get some bitches
😭
69 years would be better
69 days can 100% be enough to get some bitches
not for some shi
i already have a lover, fool
some gotta have a whole training arc mfer be built like the whale

couldn't be me I fight to gain weight since if i don't it just goes for my muscle
already got a low body fat ratio
I dont know what it says about me that I am performing better gaming shitfaced
i am morbidly underweight
everytime and i mean this, i get a w when im drunk
at east once guaranteed
chat this is how I become an alcoholic
r u 6.3ft and 125lbs 😭
Milkaholic
i'm not 6.3 i'm just a nice 6ft
but HEY I made it to 140
so I'm doing better
but my body temps have 100% rises to the point I'm a heater so that concerning :D
ur reactor is going critical
fr I would take a bit of chubby fat
i would like to have fat on my elbows for once theyre a bit bony
I'm an active guy but I don't gain much muscle mass because my body just eats it
im not very active anymore
I swear most of my weight is in my legs
been thinking abt it but food is hard rn in terms of consistent dieting
it stayed that way since I did cross country
what is hard about packing mass
i suppose my legs are pretty yolked even tho i never work them out
they aint even skinny but i do have a gap in my thighs
what happens when you undereat
im finding out
or does it just go harder when you eat more
ate three times the past three days im cookin for some disease rn
if I don't eat enough I usually lose about a pound or five each day and that if I'm just sitting at my desk doing homework.
ive had such little appetite in the last year and lately ive been so fucking hungry all the time
maybe my tapeworm finally died
I am always hungry
it was so bad that when I was a kid they ask if I was abused
but I think that's just my upbringing
i like food its just the shit food
extra rice is a way of life
thats why you get MORE
only three smh
ik pure chalorie intake
and i also made a fuckload of ground beef that was like
dude I would eat a whole loaf of bread with nothing if no one stopped me
15% fat
i like bread
I would love to learn how to make some nice bread rolls
white bread is ass
i like whole wheat bread
gotta capitalize on every time my appetite is actually existent
andns rye
i grew up on facility food lol
my appetite is always there
Whats facility food
yes
peak hermetically sealed bags
I ate to the point of throwing up
i was raised in institution
but i still can't gain weight
i never had an actual childhood
drink vegetable oil
quite literally
I think your problem is eating badly
Ohg
yeah I think I would just throw up
like just white bread until you throw up sounds like stuffing your gut with cotton
the one thing I hate is trying new food though
little dust particle of uranium
mainly because I feel wastful if I don't like it
Sneez
I been in and out of a couple of wards
you should defo learn to cook then
been in since i was like 12 or smth i was in a temp place at 8 but got out
i got out at 16 or 15
you'll get a feel for what you actually like better
cant member
its not even about following random recipes online
my least fav was the one in cincinnati it was called like cincinnati children hospital
cps been in my life way before that tho
I like throwing whatever I can find in the fridge together for something edible
google tryon bro
okay! convos have split! fuck!
What’s your limitations
Like arfid or
nothing really I just don't like sour stuff
why were you in instits at such young age though?
Was it weird
think of it more as an opportunity to find something new that you like. how can you know if you don’t like something if you don’t try it?
Xp
ever heard of this amazing thing called chld protective services
no
Ohg
but I just hate trying things since I grew up with food as being limited since my family was poor so I always felt bad if I didn't like it
That makes me so sad wtf
same
have you considered altering what you like
I’ll beat them up
i also lowkey became a hoodrat after that for awhile
I lived off being creative with canned food in uni
i learned to become the reason why they locked up at 9pm
it looks like a prison
I am no hootrat
had it happen many times
I was goody two shoes
atleast mine didn't look like one from the outside
did they keep you drugged out of your mind when you were in there?
ofc
they told me my family didn't have time to vist me
Ohg
while my family was begging to see me
they keep us from them for stupid reasons
a simple bout of rain prevented me from a weekend home visit
they didn't want them to see me drugged out
im so happy to be free when i first got out i literally thought i was dreaming
the ward didn't help me at all it acutally made me worst
because its illegal asf and they know it
i have an irrational trust issue now
same
it 100% made me asexual due to a incident that happen in there
now I don't like getting close to people
twins
I genuinely broke friendships because I felt like i was getting to close to them to the point I thought they could hurt me
ello :D
thats... not gud
oh i know
I broke a friendship over speedrunning l4d2 and being a troll 
No regrets
it just kinda happen unconscious if I start getting to close to someone I start distancing myself
hell I don't think I had insomnia until I went to the ward
then there are the group suffering™ games that make them stronger for some reason
Well if you know it happens, you can start consciously counteract that
usually I notice when it basically to late
Friendship bond forged in shared pain 🗣️
the only ones that I kept were people who attempted
I guess it since I knew where they were once
this is why i say i got no friends
idk those are the only people I feel safe around
cuz i dont think anyone cares lmao
everything starts with self respect
i know what i am
I know I have people who cares about me but at the same time my body/ minds make me feel sick around them like they can hurt me
even if you dont voice it out it shows
it's never too late
and you can always take steps to avoid it happening in the future
one of my friends that went to prom with me who i haven't seen for months and she came to town just to see me. I had a panic attack when she was laying next to me that night.
i diditn even wanna go to grad
she such a nice girl I still talk to her but not as much as I would like
fuck that shit
prom was shit
i hated everyone except my homies
they were chill
sam luke and cole
peak ppl
sam was a bit of an egirl tho sadly
I literally went to my car to sneak in a lock picking kit that I use to break into factorys around my town
just to unlock the temp to bring it down to a nice 70F
wellsville has a nice abandoned factory
is irradiated tho so i took no chances with it
glad i moved from methsville
I'm on the bottom of ohio
fr it shit
I remember my school telling us that it the army or the streets
that how much faith they had with us
army still send me emails
been thinking abt it heavily if i ever get better i may sign my life away just to get away
NAH DOG
YOU DESERVE BETTER
i feel bad cuz i was enlisting and got covid lolll
So guys. How do I get past the baracaded zones in project Zomboid?
recruiter understood just told me to wait but i waited too long
by walking past them
guns or a hole in the fence
car being a snack
a hole in the gun
fr
bro used vats
I rather die then join an army
i wanna be a grunt lol
and if I have to I rather be a field medic
send me in idrm as long as i got the training
I bet you would be a good nurse
I am home
no i dont think medicine is my forte
I stopped and ate pancakes
ngl
my classmate told me I'm good under pressure
hell yeah brother
i would pilot drones
but they dont need me for that
what do you like?
i would like to be in some sort of support role
SQUIRREL
or just mechanized infantry
ever hear about the Canadian corned beef attack during ww2?

Cool.
yea
fr me would've been firefighter or something in the medical field, since I like fire and medical things that would make me sounds like a crazy person
i would volenteer for the dept here
i am too weak tho
shit on a shingle is peak
dgaf
I attempted to apply to a couple suicide hotlines since been were they have and have talked down a couple of people
eventually all the germans would gather to recieve them, then they threw grenades instead
epic prank
911 operator would be a good one
i could never
i dont wanna sound mean but idc abt ppl hurting themselves cuz its a choice u make u cant go back from
video of merry
well there's worse analogies you coulda chosen
fell off the wall
the scene is extremely parodyable
Best occupation? Build 42. Pls don’t say veteran.
custom 🗣️
its never veteran
for me it something that I struggle with and I get why they want to. I still have the urge to do it and I still think maybe I should. hell sometime I stand near the hospital staring at it thinking I need to turn myself in because I'm a danger to myself. I been on the phone with the hotline so many times that I lost count. I care a lot about making sure people know that, and I know that all they need is someone to listen. Even if they proceed I would just be with them. death never bother me.
burger flippers very usefull
Ok, who told you that.
the best occupation depends on what you want out of your build
so I wouldn't mind trying to help people to see reason
just look at what skills it offers
its in the listing for canadian war crimes
i dont know what to say, not becuz of what u said but i cant give my reasoning without going overboard
i just couldnt explain myself unless i wanted to seem emo
i mean there nothing wrong about not caring
i mean like self harm stuff but yeah
i am freed of my thoughts thank god
mental health practice been a ting for me since like 2019
I mean it fine to not care if someone hurt themselves. I couldn't care if I see someone die in a car wreck or shot, I probably forget it after a day. but for some reason if it was self harm that the one thing I do want to try to stop. I see it a waste of potential those are the only death that I see and I would remember for atleast a while
Ok.
noyt all of em ofc
god I never gonna finished these slides in time
the silly ones
The silly war crimes?
It's silly but I wouldn't say it's based
literally a prank
That sounds disturbing as hell
I’m offended.
its a meme word at this ppoint
carned beef
canada were the reason we created laws for war
aka salty tin beef loaf
As a German, I might be a little bit offended by these posts.
raw chicken
Elephant
It
Wait did you just call me fat
LMFAO
oh hey! that's not beef tin shaped! bit more grenade looking for some reason. hey.
What was your craziest car accident?
Hey Mathew/Getman 🌿 OUTB📰 how's your day today
alright I gotta go and get these slides done I got an presentation on these slides that don't exist tomorrow morning
im disappointed in the expanse
Hung out a car by the seat belt
I was just getting your attention Merry
I failed
i spelt my cocacola on myself...
wake up
Thankfully that’s as crazy as it gets
good luck comrade
I failed twice
Very nice, thx.
It's SO HARD BEING EPIC IN A WORLD OF FAIL
you return
I mean in Project Zomboid.
Now that you mention it goodbye
6 hour slowmode when
don't jinx us
i cant wait to switch up on all my day ones
HE IS SO COOL
It’s beer.
day ones? u mean stepping stones.
ladder of success
I love pushing my luck
i have a job lined up finally
nah the shed await man
ping froggski and see what happens
Squirrel
U listen here
yes, mathew/german, that is a beer
no...
I have acorn for u
yes cool chip your time has come
No beer, before 4.
no please im not ready
no more jeager tasks pls
hes a mad man. give him science and he'd be a mad scientist.
you are mentally deranged and are ready
you can be trusted with firearms
ah, c'mon, lad, shove a pint down in the early mornin'
best way to start the day
i shot one yesterday it was peak plinking
why is there always one guy who will swear by bolt actions in any given group
that tree ate three mags
ok hear me out
a piss a shit and a pint
sv98 does indeed slap
As a German it’s my duty. Enjoy 😉 the morning.
when you wanna play ww2 shooters but nobody wants to join you
enlisted moment
sure we got spawnkilled by the japanese the last time
but it will be better promise!
who is this dude and why is he listed twice
my friend made me so angry when we used to play cause he exclusively used the mosin and SSH helmet and it always made me so mad like why even bother MAKING money what are you spending it on dawg
u think ur ads are bad.
wtf is this😭😭😭
I am conflicted about enlisted
more often than not it's shooting bots
but it is a funny concept
Frogski, discord moderator of the project zomboid discord and resident person ever, how do I tie my shoes?
or smurfs
I get Temu-Ads.
dam
adblocker brother
that one guy with a tank and a smg locking down an entire point
wut abt chinese car ads
Im look for sum peaple to play project zomboid with 🙉
misty need a favor
wrong
you will alway get temu
uptier is miserable compared to WT somehow
at least with a cannon I can do something
Ging gang goolie?
this yeehaw cowboy guy is such a terrible actor
like sure lots of people find them annoying but they spark an actual rage within me
My temu ads are the worst translation of German.
i didnt even see this dam bro must not like hearing
my shitass squad outgeared on all fronts is meat for the grinder
who tf uses no headset shit with snipers....
u can still wear headsets w the ssh
ssh is the dick helmet
peenor helm
even at my poorest i refuse to wear it
that somehow tanks rounds when i shoot them
high ass ricochet
the flux also has an insane ricochet chance
my first kill me and 4 others cornered a guy in icecream... his helmet ate 5 ps rounds
have you seen greek helmets
ps womp womp
fr
Cheater. 😉
5.45 ps or 7.62
5.45 ofc
5.45 yea i can see how
i was a nub

7n40 my beloved
dress for the job you want
How can I change my roll?
i would
Are you a lvl 5 Goon or are you a level 35 Mob Boss?
I wanna make a brownie baking discord channel wanna join?
I am calling it Crispy Edger's
I asked a friend and he's said no, he's enough of those channels
gooning unhealthy
I was a hired goon when it was cool
hey im having trouble finding a mod where i can equip more then 1 bag
#mod_support could possibly work
Also. Why is it so god damn hard to find lighters in project Zomboid?
idk but it suck ass
I am waiting for simple flint and steel recipes
or char cloth
or some way to start a fire that isnt a wood plank
Cool.
Me too
u be running the game at 4fps
Really shouldn't be. Also lighters should have way more lights per lighter.
Like a basic Bic lighter can do 3000 lights.
I'm on -25 sanity. Today's conference better be good
dont stavrb
i love gooning
i hate you
🗣️ never goon
Xp
Oi you got a loicence for that
i doubt it'll be over 70 at worst, who would pay over 60 for games anyways
(I'm just broke)
I'm expecting $80 for base game
you know echo, i really like "women" who are "fit"
Although $70 is entirely possible too
You know what jaime, i do too
do oyu ever sleep
He's a genchat bot so no
Forever stuck in genchat 
i always have chat open incase theres the scam bots
i have tarkovs chat open at all times unless im asleep too
Dude i was so surprised when i saw tarkov wasn't free
real it could be free but then cheaters would be even worse
i hnestly think they gatekeep with money for that exact reason its so sad
just get good anticheat
Why don't they just get better anticheat lmao
so true man
Fortnite is free and in all the time I've played, I've seen maybe two cheaters
same it was usually late at night too when lobbies are sus anyways
Plus that €195 pack stunlocked me
lmao all that for max stash and higher starting levels
oh and ig bigger stash but just sell stuff lmaooo
Is stash your ingame inventory?
i got unheard for the shit it gave me, only reason was for collecting melee was cheaper to upgrade tho tbf
Or is more like a locker
i had eod when the game wa goated
stash is ur hideout inv
Ah
so basically ur extra stuff not on ur guy
u can always upgrade it thru collecting hideout crafting items
but why do that when u can whale fr
Oh so it isn't purely p2w

cant buy gear with money unless ur buying from cheaters
rmt is so real in tarkov
hnestly the community ruins the game alot
and combine that with bsg silliness
and the obvious propaganda
It's always the community 
even the gooner somehow ruined it
???
Wtf 
ngl tho killa do be cute
Never expected tarkov to be like that
tarkov has a shit ton of really fucking cool mechanics that i like on their own but the way battlestate put those mechanics together is euaeeeugh
Gonna watch some vids later so i know what you guys are talking about
Lowkey curious now
I remember when tarkov was first released but i never looked into it further
I havent played it, but spent a decent amount of time watching videos on it and talking to friends abt it
if u want an honest person ik a few ccs
cheaters and pvp aside the price is the biggest barrier
yeah ive been back and forth on spt iiii just havent looked into how it runs on linux
oh linux yeah idk
i still have other issues with the game but spt is definitely a really fucking cool project all the same
i have a thoery abt spt
theyre devving cheats on the side to afford dev for spt
they alrdy ripped the game as it is
If true that'd be hilarious
bsg makes sillies but theyve been right abt this before
sadly
they said smth isnt right abt it but they could just be salty
cuz so many play spt instead of even pve
I mean i've seen crazier shit before
same like when that zombies speedrunner got caught cheating after being the inspiration for many ppl
and like while i cant condone it given its bsg that's the villian here i do find it really funny
1.0 better be GOOD
i hang out here when i'm bored, if there is something fun going on i stick around a bit or leave instantly
elden ring clip too i guess
so 4k is actually 6k
incest is blood having sex with blood
thats your definition
brother what?
i think that definition doesnt include other types of family
like adopted
if you jork with your adopted sibling thats incest
Hm, I thought it's purely blood relation dependant
i dont wanna just use blood relation bro
same
that's YOUR definition
Isn't there a concrete definition. Or maybe incest is purely used to refer to a taboo, a taboo that is entirely dependant on social values that are changing from one to another leading to a different definition
its a taboo and a legal term
a legal term that most often includes step, foster and adoptive relations
Good to know
depending on where you live*
but as i said, why would you defend what is clearly family members forking, even if theyre not blood related
it wouldnt be a problem if people didn't tend to use it to sidestep ehrm it's not actually incest
i still think it would be a problem, but yeah the "erhm, he's adopted so its technically fine" is weird
When did incest start becoming villified? Do we have a historical date ?
again, its playing on a technicality
"erhm, he's actually 5000 years old just in the body of a very young looking anime person"

historical date?
that would be extremely hard to define lol
our records on anything past the past thousand years is already spotty
a good deal of history around past two is implied on what we can find, instead of actual written records
getting anything on an specific abstract idea is lmao
Well less than a date more so a particular period or where it star6ed becoming hated
started is hard to say
did it start at that point or that just as far back as we can find evidence
difficult
History will be history i guess
Anyways let's drop the whole.incest thing. Makes my skin crawl
real
later
I'll be fine, me 2 months earlier
I love hubris man
am speedrunning career hopping man
Don't krill yourself man. Remember to take.breaks
be safe bird creature youre quite entertaining and give me sufficient mirth and laughter
And I.need your schizo lore rants to have fun
I am still chilling in discord, I am fine lmao
am probably flying a little too free though
nice pfp
thank, i drew it like an hour ago
hey as long as you bounce when you hit the ground youll be alright :)
I made a tiktok slop
Real tho
i dont see what they could possibly add for 1.0 to make it that much more distinct from beta
Xp
its like the moistcritical variant
theres a tellietubbie firing squad one😭
real theres so many
i think theodore dies

ill be a real good witness fr
this is just internet rule
the sweeter and more innocent the media the funnier it is to make "edgy"
🤓
I like the inherent absurdity of it
Wtf 
id post it if it wasnt for the reference
there's also the preceding rule
kill the pillars and I’ll come to you
Terraria mentioned raaaahhh
I should get j'aime to play it
ill take my sweet time 😭
u should
i was playing with gurt but i think thats over now

I'm on expert to get started and finish it then move on to master mode
I will play legendary mode once I'm in a mental asylum
i spend more time building than anything
that dude's got that good cigarette laugh
my thoughts exactly lmao
who needs filters fr
waste of tobacco space
its no good unless ur finger nails are turning brown from it
I bought it last year
Have you finished it
bro bought the bread from yantar
thats what they made this out of
ar500 bread
how hot was that water splash
hot piss kind of hot
ah not bad
reminds me of the animations with that fuckass wolf
huh
russian wolf animations with shitbeater cars and stuff
tiktok slop
just some random ass dog driving and smoking cigs while listening to wtv is trending

i still find it funny that theres a pizza chain in nz thats themed after hell
huuh
When the devil is environmentally responsible
plant based wrath
based name
NOT TO HATE ON ANYONE!!
go visit: https://www.reddit.com/r/place to paint one pixel every 5 minutes or whatever
it is literally just for entertainment purposes!
love and be whoever you want to (I dont care)
goat towers were a real thing somewhere in 19th century
they look rly good ho
no way
yeah theyre a decent pizza chain
i had no idea
wish they had em here but theyd prolly be ass as usual if they were
i am trippin lmao
A goat tower is a multi-story decorative goat house, modeled on a European garden folly, an early example of which was built in Portugal in the 19th century. The first goat tower was built at Aveleda, a winery in Portugal's Vinho Verde region. Since 1981, several other goat towers have been built in South Africa, Norway, the United States, the U...
new lore to absorb
help my goat got inside of my new goat tower and now it's dropping goat corpses from the sky
run deez
🌰
when the fuck is gabe gonna count to three dude
just give us hack lick alrdy
we NEED left 4 dead 3
I do not acknowledge back 4 blood as a game
card based zombie game....
played on gamepass
glad i never bought into the hype
same with the vampire slop game


