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this was a setup all along
got into a honeypot
ppl think mrbeast is good
It's so joever
mr best 😭
mrscam
idk. i dont really watch the guy
mr booze
didnt he ask his fans to restock his chocolate for free
mf youtubers be making lunchables, chocolate and electrolyte drinks these days
merch? understandable
food?
Oh my god chat I went to Louisville this week for work
look at dat face. no emotion. no soul
I think this place is more of a shithole irl than in zomboid
we need MONEY aahh

keep it family friendly here man
J*b?

W*rk
jobs are underrated
first one to eat their baby wins a lambo and lifetime supply of feastables
Project zomboid devs should add SR-71 north into the game on the east side of Louisville and also add TNT so I can blow it up, because that road system is straight dookie
lifetime supply*
*2 mini bars
real
Never want to have the pain of driving it again
ts 💔 -.. ..- -.. . / -.-. .- -. - / . ...- . -. / - -.-- .--. . / -. --- .-. -- .- .-..
does baby count as the white shit?
Brother dropping German uboat messages
easy richness
@alan turing
i got cursed...
By an evil genie?
by a maid
tvaolymbjrly kvlzua lclu ruvd tvyzl jvkl
Kurwa
Kurwa
ion really want to eat a month old baby
american intelligence after they first intercepted a german message encrypted with Enigma
oh? takže ty tady budeš psát kurva hey?
smash like if youd ride an ant
what
Alan Turing when he cracks the enigma code and wins us a war only to be hung for homosexuality immediately after
Böbr!!!!!
I ain't gonna get mangled by an ant
jebat tohle...
if u rub yourself against one
rub the ants
you will acquire the scent
whats this about rubbing
U don’t like böbr meme :(?
hit the sidetracks moopy
pc dying
i like it
Tylko jedno w głowie mam
dis wut happen when u forklift too hard
Fork knife
pc just having tism moment the flare up will go away soon surely
🍴
Chat I need new graphics card
Half my internals were gutted from a malware riddled dell gaming prebuilt my cousin had that he messed up so I told my family it was too far gone (it kid) and stole his components
I could’ve saved the computer because I’m goated but I needed his gpu man… rx6400
I feel disgusted
New no mans sky update lets fucking go
Fake
🗣️ gokuns
wuts new
i know what u are 
is there pvp yet
kapow
No mans sky IS the game
I thought this was funny
le game... has... le game..?
it has games!!!
Finally a game!!!!!

no this cant be right
My suffering is over
And guess what, all of these features WILL BE IN LIGHT NO FIRE
!!!!

why should i wait for that instead
my biggest REGRET
Nms is peak regardless and i love the game
It’s like
Both ai tried to open door at same time so guy kicked the door and sent his mate flying and then looked around like
🗣️ ai
Enemy Ai yes 

peacful slumbur
love that quintuple agent
so hype i cant wait
okay how can bisect hosting host servers for so many games
@charred lion
gamer hands compared to construction worker's
Nice nails moopy
And if I’m both?
hand dysmorphia

lol
this pic brings me back so many memories when instead of holding my dad's hand when i was little i would hold onto his pinkie finger 😢
imagine having dad
Hello. I'm looking for a popular multiplayer server with the policy 0 micro.
you will find these servers in the discord the policy breaking ones arent here
tf is 0 micro
No voice chat.
0 microtransactions i think
there are eula breaking servers that sell p2w stuff for pz
...lol
like those minecraft p2w servers

imagine
Minecraft p2w is so ass
paying for shit on mc in general is
dont you want to pay a subscription to use the sledgehammer
childish
pay 17.99 for M16
spending on minecraft and roblox is bottom tier
if your kid spends money on roblox or minecraft, you didnt buy them the classic games
ppl my age are alrdy cooked
Minecraft is great for kids if its solo creative tbh
mfer splaying incest sim and novel games

the what now
Zeerol go play your game
only bs is the fact its on steam
i have discord on my drawing monitor
Heinrich, le catvocate
kids be having too much freedom in minecraft 90% of the servers need to be shut down
I WANT TO BE SEDATED WITH A GAMEBOY
when i met ya in the summer
wenametchandasummer
there is an addon for the gameboy, that acts as headphones and a mouth/nosepiece for a tank of sedative gas
where do you learn about this shit
Can someone explain to me why the FUCK this question is worth 3 counters?
sawman
Hacksaw
seesawwww
bandsaw
john saw
coleslaw
wenomechainesomma
Sabrina Carpenter
where????
sawcon
❤️
Onion dance
socom
hello just wondering if metal drum (without cover) cannot be used to collect rainwater in b42?
hello
Hello
ai slop
you fell for ai slop
oh so its just slop? 
Im currently meeting up with Raven Team Leader for our collaboration
nah fam u into slop
comically long silencer
low level
raven symoné
I still dont understand what guns theyre holding
@surreal mirage rate pickaxe
Yo. There is a canal for multiplayer servers?
Thanks !

same
fuck are you looking at me like that for

two punch man
give that man a drink
genos edit style is a transformation type
i will buy the entire bundle
Xp
Tatsumaki backbling is so peak
i see they changed the design a bit
they stretched her out
woah
she's like 4'9 or something
lol as tall as a Doberman
lol
I hope he bought that with coupons
the sales coupon!
Ofc ofc
Saitama loves his discount sales

honestly everything from this collab so far is good
except the car which i will skip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzhMn9GWhUE missed opportunity to also include this for the falling intro or just menu music/festival mode
Anime: One-Punch Man
Canción/Song: The Hero!! - JAM Project
Yo no soy el dueño de este material/ I do not own any of this material.
Este anime está producido por el estudio "Madhouse"
Imagen/Wallpaper: http://gallery.minitokyo.net/view/687359
If you get bitten in the forearm and then use the only cure mod to saw that part off can you use the hook? Or do you need to get the arm prosthetic ?
never played with the mod so i dont know
youre better off asking in the pz channel lol
i prefer antibodies mod
what does that one do
maintaining good hygiene throughout your playthrough will raise your chances of naturally recovering from the virus
basically an immune system mod
thats pog
yeah overall pretty good mod
Oh ya that’s cool
Hey guys I was gonna put this in #creativity but I'm a little self-conscious 🫣 This is my OC
When I play solo I just turn infection to bite only
same here
not gonna bother with scratches 
It is a bs to get infected off scratch
isnt this your oc omar
Actually no lol
wtfok
Anyway my OC's name is Hog and his power is he goes fast
hogrider
hop on clash
I make variants for holidays but the glasses are not my own
🙁
Wrong image sorry
@surreal mirage thank you
Kapow

@dawn jewel Thank you
Uh
Hi sand
hello
Sand I’m gonna turn u into glass
To late buddy, got my shovel
🏃♂️
And apply the code "pek1gn" at checkout
Apply code Jadod145 at checkout
Man pz is so peaceful at times
i always stay alert
L sellout
Well obv
But its peaceful
Except for the gunshot and scream events at times
no
I don't think you know what sellout means
sold out on discord of all platforms 🥀
I think i do, i just losing my mind because lack of sleep
(you didn't use it correctly)
i'm back...

sorry
what the fuck
rabbit with a pocket watch
what am i looking at
kapow
who posted that
why delete
ghost ping
ooo pek ur in trouble
tf was that nightmare of a png
it's not political
why do you think
oooooooh
ok
that self advertising
hai nerd
what did he send
yo 🗣️
yo 🗣️
It was a British meme 😭
delete this guy yo 🗣️
lokiel doesn't like Manliké eggz 😔😔
liquid glass
yeah and this is
??
you wouldnt get it
this unironclly funny
Hello
What does twin even mean
It means twin twin
Is this another genZ word
like
someone you relate with or a friend who is similar to you in a lot of ways
hence
twin
twinning
etc.
I'm starting to dislike these new meanings for words
twin is someone that was in the same woman as you were at birth
twin, 🥀 sybau
tf
not anymore old man
twin tbf icl ts kevin sm js sybau man ✌️
whether you like it or not, languages evolve over time
okay so. look. now this is crazy
11100001110101011
See I told a story in future
they evolve. not devolve
I agree
only in ohio
Burga
I just know that's Kraft cheese product... I just know it... Americans...
Are you French nobility or what
Smh “devolved language”
huh
JACKPOT
cheemse
If you get bitten in the forearm and then use the only cure mod to saw that part off can you use the hook? Or do you need to get the arm prosthetic ?





i dont feel like breathing anymore
my holographic gross michael is dead
i dont think ill ever need a burger restaurant again
no one plays zomboid here, ask in #pz_b42_chat or #pz_b41_chat
grand algae and eggplant farming
Now this is what we call peak
Pea
Nits
Im getting the spear gun
my sister keeps leaving out food where the dog can get it
SHE WONT STOP AND SAYS OK EVERYTIME
GOD
have the dog bench press the weight away
The humble. Hide her stuff and dont tell her where it is technique
any pc dudes got tips for dusting out a pc, I got an electric air blower, is there anywhere I should like absolutely avoid blowing air at/into
I just use a air compressor
Otherwise
Let me present the magic wand
try not to spin the fans
i have the means to dispense air but yk I just wanna know if blowing air into a specific spot would make it implode
for your gpu, psu and cpu coolers too not just case
yah I know of this one cause it can draw power
will it help get my parents to stop fighting
so it doesn’t really matter where I blow air
If this means what it seems like it means, please call a crisis line. I'm unsure where you live, but you can find one online by searching or using something like https://findahelpline.com
not at all as long as your fans are all unplugged
I have a solution to that my friend
Its called
There is nothing we can do
counselling
thanks mates
be careful if your pc has a glass side panel
people break those all the time while cleaning
It’s a mesh and glass mix
Usually I just break the glass on purpose to avoid breaking it on accident & then I just replace it when I'm done cleaning
Glass opening door mesh and steel just about everything else
this is good
humans...i remember you're genecoides
6 7
grammatical error
Friendly fire
ridicule
I am?
your banner still says floop
ITS FLOOF
Floopy
floot
yes
flop
it definitely says floop
😞
On the bright side it looks like it could be fixed by shifting the letters
Since there's space between the L & the O and the two Os
it’s like 30 euro
Well tell your friend to get to work
it’s a decent amount
@rain mango
with
err
is it animals
no
Presumably if they're no longer friends it's something pretty bad & not worth discussing in detail
okay
more like
the underage
exactly
peas
:(
oh this was probably a bad time
Plants Vs Zombies
okay i go eep now nini
people don’t commit normal crimes anymore
GOOD NIGHT
gn
its 1 pm but u get my point
Jesus christ Sean mcgire... Read the room...
better safe than sorry...
:) shotgun shells in head
the shell falls out the gun
you know a metal baseball bad to the head works and is cheaper right
Still reeling from that SICK image of the peas
that’s less permanent
punish him for exposing you to that
omar’s just a little boy
well , just fell of stairs
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.
do you need to be higher than the axe now to send stuff ?
i used to be able to send images with the axe
I was able to SEND GIFS
Blast!
Kaka
what if you dont have stairs
bite??? where??? who????
someone was bit? 
Stop it
left side
i like the passenger side (USDM)
dont wanna interact with driver
driver protects his side first
I saw post on reddit that even fully walled off area will spawn zombies in it
Is this true?
truth
Thats dumb
no
if zombies do spawn then you got aome holes somewhere
people on reddit have effectively disabled spawnint for the entirety of west point by walling it off
forgot my coat on the bus :(

troledit
the one quickest to get to the bathroom after travel

you gotta take everything you read on reddit with a spoonful of salt
what gets upvoted is not necessarily whats correct, just what sounds correct or what people like to hear
part of the reason theres so many myths around
idk if its different in b42 though it may be
I wouldnt trust reddit with ANYTHING to do with b42
dont see why tho
i dont trust reddit unless its a detailed breakdown of their statement with evidence
reddit people see "indiestone BAD" and upvote that
this
there are occasionally people who do a deep dive and produce really good work
although they dont tend to be upvoted nearly as highly as some random shitpost lol

Youve got the hands of a healer!
mmmm turpentine
water and Dr Pepper are the only S tier beverages all opinions are false goodbye
stop alting @loud pumice
mmmm brobtein shake
pH 💔
bro is a fully neutral solution 🥀
ph: 6-7 😋 ph 0-5; 8-12: 
ight bruh
its still GRAINY
Isn’t our body PH so sensitive we die if it’s like slightly lower or higher
I HAVE BEEN SHAKING IT FOR 10 MINUTES
3.14
7/21 
number one consumer
Better than the dude who went to game stop, traded Mario Kart 8 then bought Mario Kart 8
Bed lore when
is it like a remaster or did he literally just buy mario kart 8 again
He literally bought back his own game.
alfa + beta + gama (of triangle) = 180 👱♂️ cos, sin, tg 🪦
bla bla bla science science science

lmao fuck starfield i can make a ship in NMS now
dap me up
mine so far
mine is smaller but gets the job done
6 7
What.
When did this become a thing
kaka
NMS had the CRAZIEST glow up in history of failed releases
Jaime light beat the dlc
NMS needs to be studied how it made such a comeback
He did it
HS really said "fuck it, we stand on business"
Lebron of gaming industry
i heard, i literally made him do it
when idnie stone gonna make the spiffo plushies more like in the game
Scientists gotta understand nms tactics bro
How did you force him to
the irl ones are like stoned
He is correct
kaka
Gambling
All on red
i bet light that if i solo a difficult map in no more room in helll he would pick th dlc and never ragequit
and i did it
so he did it
They are good updates tho
He is right you know 
black
all on black
if omar comes im going to get insane
waaaaasdwassaы
he doesnt have a belly like ingame
No, but he has a dead rat andthe first ever plushy orange soda
@toxic hawk Goldsmith is adorable. I’ve got her leveled up to B rank and won my first Ura Final last night!
@toxic hawk french debt crisis eh?
@burnt kite
help me freeman

?
WAZAAAAP
🤨
atp pz players arent real
what's pz?
project zomboid?
yeah
imma js take a fat rip n solo
that's right
keep it family friendly
saying swear words
pz
jesus
this is a safe space
lmao
mr beast
a commoner of the likes of you has no place in the court of veteranship
equality. im a sledamist!
sledgamist
except plungists. no equality for them
and lix
mom said she could do it for free
The good ole bowl trick
uppy choice of hair
a person like him wouldn't care for style
ky- kyyy- kyyy
kisses!
@surreal mirage
built like echo fr
<@&671452400221159444>
moderator shmoderator
Oh, you're a moderator? Name every scam message
shut up
no bullying
bully
:(
hold your tongue wastrel
stoo billyy mrreee
chicken blade
billy
zzzzzzzzzz
jehhrhsyart
wuh
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After what day they cut off the power and water?
Pionierpanzer
its random
after day 0
game will decide to cut power or water within the first in-game month
that also means its possible it could get cut in day 0
Orfevre the goat
Yo. Do we have an idea when B42 will be stable and when they will release B43?
Ain't that everybody these days
B43?
Thats a mythical as a damn Pegasus
the indie stone decided to stop updating the game
people kept asking B42 MP that the servers crashed

Wow. I brought the game because I have read that B43 will have NPCs.
like a girlfriend of a rust player
in like 5 years tops
no joke
it might actually be in 5 years
5 years is enough time to develop a new game from scratch. 
Did you read the roadmap..?
polish update
You read that it MIGHT have NPC's and bought for the NPC's?
that looks bad
There are NPC mods, go wild.
aint nobody to blame there but yourself
Survivors are set to be reintroduced in Build 43 as fully interactable NPCs. It is currently unknown how recruiting or joining survivors will work, as much of this is still in the early phases.
yeah we aint in 43
again, nobodys fault you havent looked up update timelines
im currently playtesting b43 in early access
They published a timeline?
How do I get into metalworking
no, you can see how long the older updates took
Is it just all propane torch?
yes
Its not a massive team, and plus the slower the development, the more the polish
Does propane torch itself wear out?
xbox players: ah yes, this does make sense, thank you high command
pc & ps4 players: cringing over the forty fucking strategic advisories it took to get this in our skulls
i thought it happens randomly after 30 days? idk still new to the game lol
B41 to b42 was the longest wait
B43 wont take as long
B42 added all the systems required for b43
And will continue adding the proper groundwork for it
There is a channel for noob questions?
#pz_b42_chat works

i have no internet
lowkey so mad abt it
my neighbors needed something ran to their house which comes from my yard and some ROOKIE ASS motherfucker cut my fiber lines while doing whatever
so now i dont have internet until tomorrow
im pissed
no ipad
for newbies yes
a hopeful soul
hl2 fans
hopium too strong
b41 is fully finished and stable, whereas b42 is not
stay in b41 til b42 is stable and finished
my best advice is to get familiar and comfortable with the base vanilla game
then mod the fuck out of it
mod until it breaks
i squeaked 882 times
lil pipsqueak
kaeuqspip lil
do you happen to know when build 42 will be considered stable
Opm skins will have lego styles
then how are you talking to us STUPID
my phone
i cant belive cool chip would lie to us
all messages for every single event are pre recorded
cave johnson type shift
doctor who, he knows exactly what we're gonna say and scheduled messages to send out
@grok is this true
pelican one turned into a car after landing and bulldozed a couple automatons before i got in
probably a long while
can anybody help in https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1410378866152837130
pelican one fucking killed me while extracting
(had to censor the left part of the screen cause discord doxxed me through the overlay)
lmao
i had one yesterday where i was called in and then everyone left anyways, so i was just standing there on the surface while credits rolled
river I loved your role as sharkboy in sharkboy and lavagirl
thank you i was paid four quid for the job
the automaton ships kept showing up empty cause they died before they even got to us so we failed this mission because not enough bots showed up alive lol
ah ok, thank you
the ship just flies right through rocks and trees but the bots inside arent so lucky
death by winning too hard 😔
total clanker death
WE ALL HATE WIREBACK SILVER NUMBER CRUNCHING CLANKERS
🗣️
except hatsune miku she aight…
ban this guy…
Civil Protection should be protecting someeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bitttttttttttttc
the battlepass
and emotes
noodles skins are so good
im gonna redownload fortnite purely cuz of it
i have miku and league of villains
might get gorillaz cuz they're just so good
they also added one punch man
saitama has 2 modes
serious and normal
I thought fortnite died
they just signed 2 big deals so it revived
shit
one punch man is one of the biggest manga in the world
and gorillaz is a beloved band
Phhht. They make $2.5 - 3 million in sales every month
a
And you can play their music
they cooked with the new skins
they even added emotes
Gorillaz authorizing the use of their actual music has generated something close to $6 million in sales just in the last 72 hours
I say this as someone who HATES fortnite. But they are making billions for a reason
what is ted beer
Beer made by ted
You see the clip of randoms making a band then Miku shows up and gets shot right before she says “Miku!!!”?
no
im not really into fortnite
im still mad i missed out on transgender miku
i got normal mikus full bundle tho
I'm bored, anyone wanna game roblox coop game
im gonna see who ted beer is
wait hold up is that a new thing
never heard of transgender miku
ra's body mod is better
its realistic too
i love it because it makes the apocalypse feel more gritty
why did ted beer do that
remove that flower
what flowee
what do you mean zillbert
THAT
look like a juicy tomato on a vine
it's kudzu
I won’t ever play the game. I am morally/ethically against it cause I worked fraud for all 3 game console companies. And 20-25% of my work load was Fortnite
i can finally go out and survive with a naked dirty ass, as intended
Kudzu is friend
i just use it because double layering your underwear makes no sense
and the clipping with textures it causes
it looks weird on some shirts
so id rather use ra's body mod instead
i don't like explicit in my zomboid, but if the underwear textures overrode so it doesnt look like im wearing a bra and wrappings underneath too would be nice
we live in a timeline where THE ROCK is having a redemption arc
LO
he said he doesn't want to play himself in films anymore
he wants to be the character even if it means changing how he looks for the films
i guess being bald and looking the same since the mummy got old
he's already set for life so he can probably just go and retire
and spend time with his family
because family is everything
fortnite should add kill la kill
actually no
BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
kamina would be so cool
johnny silverhand in fortnite is the greatest exhibit of irony in history
V we have to hit the griddy now.
hit the griddy to destroy arasaka.
anything but meeting hanako at embers
lo
an anime just won the longest confession monologue guiness world record
2000 TRANSLATED WORDS
The game is so hard.
I was shilling in my base. Then I hear someone trying to get in.
I get out. They are 3. They kill me.
youll get the hang of it, i always die
puppers dies day one
that's why she has the flower in her name
сладкий хлеб
hello everyone
hello one






